Contributor Recognition : shneepshnop

Game Boy Advance

FF Tactics Advance	Not as good as the original but, fun never-the-less	01/13/04	7/10
Mega Man Zero 2	Good bye smelly, recycled, old Mega Man. Hello Zero.	02/24/04	9/10
Metroid Fusion	Now introducing Samus. The hulking, cavelike, Neanderthal.	03/04/04	7/10
Metroid: Zero Mission	Say... This looks a lot like the original Metroid. Is this...a remake? You bet your sweet ass it is! And a good one at that.	02/27/04	9/10
Super Mario Advance	Have you ever tried eating a video game? Well this would be a good game to experiment with.	03/17/04	3/10

Genesis

Castlevania: Bloodlines

A poisonous spider bit me yesterday and it is amazing I can still bring you this review.

03/16/04

9/10

NES

Adventure Island	I kind of see the adventure. But where is the island?	04/01/04	5/10
Adventures of Lolo 2	How do Lolo and Lala reproduce? They have no…you know…	04/15/04	8/10
Adventures of Lolo 3	Go go Lolo!!!	04/15/04	7/10
Arkanoid	Arkanoidholics Anonymous, patient # 4,039,693 reporting.	04/01/04	9/10
Arkista's Ring	Here is a boring review for a boring game. How fitting.	02/02/04	5/10
Baby Boomer	Seriously. What the hell is this?	03/01/04	1/10
Hydlide	This game has only 1 purpose. To be stored under your bathroom sink in case you ever run out of toilet paper.	02/28/04	2/10
Mega Man	On the seventh day God created Mega Man. Why did he wait so long?.	01/17/04	8/10
Mega Man 2	The beginning of too many sequels...	03/06/04	9/10
Mega Man 3	The best Mega Man game on the NES, and also where the series should have ended.	03/06/04	9/10
Mega Man 4	Watch out Mega Man! Its...Dust Man! Ahhh! O NO! Running out of boss names the 4th time around evidently	01/20/04	6/10
Mega Man 5	Mmmmm... Tastes like chicken, and yes that is a good thing.	01/20/04	9/10
Mega Man 6	Garbage. One of the worst Mega Man games to date and easily the worst on NES.	01/13/04	4/10
Ninja Gaiden	Note to Tecmo. Less frustration more fun in games.	03/18/04	7/10
Snow Brothers	Mario Brothers? Psshhh. More like...Snow Brothers...ok maybe not. This is still quite the nifty game though.	03/02/04	8/10
Super C	No player 2 that’s my spread shot. No player 2. No player 2, that’s a bad player 2!!!	04/06/04	8/10
Super Mario Bros.	Egads Luigi tis a Goomba. Stomps on its head. Take that!!! What?!? Only 100 points?!? Arghhhh!!!	04/15/04	6/10
Super Mario Bros. 2	Almost as fun as taking an already released game, replacing the original characters with Mario characters, then selling it to Americans! Er, wait...	03/09/04	8/10
The Legend of Zelda	An incredible game, that may be the greatest game ever made.	02/28/04	10/10
Whomp 'Em	Combine the Mega Man level format, with the Zelda 2 gameplay, and you get this very basic side scroller.	02/29/04	6/10
Zelda II: The Adventure of Link	Haha, good one Nintendo, now where is the real sequel to The Legend of Zelda… No seriously, where is it…	03/16/04	6/10

Nintendo 64

Perfect Dark

Must…resist…urge to keep…N64…getting…stronger…

05/02/04

10/10

PC

Diablo II

Boy! There sure are a lot of nice people playing this game... *sarcasm*

03/07/04

9/10

PlayStation

C: The Contra Adventure	Grab your nearest bottle of hard liquor as we mourn the death of Contra. For the incarnation of crap has arrived, and its only on the PSX.	04/01/04	1/10
Chrono Cross	Shneepshnop provides a truly unbiased review of the controversial game Chrono Cross.	03/01/04	7/10
Doom	To hate Doom is to hate video games.	04/10/04	8/10
Final Fantasy IX	All in favor of marooning Steiner on a deserted island speak up. Shneepshnop cautiously raises hand	05/31/04	9/10
Final Fantasy Tactics	Remember when games used to change your life?	03/08/04	10/10
Final Fantasy VIII	Don’t send me your poorly written hate mail filled with grammatical errors and unnecessary abbreviations, because I will simply ignore it.	04/08/04	4/10
Harvest Moon	I am addicted to a game where I farm, feed chickens, and take care of cows. How cool am I???	04/06/04	9/10
Legend of Mana	With mistakes like this its no wonder Squaresoft borders on bankruptcy.	03/01/04	5/10
Mega Man X4	It’s just not the same; but on PSX this was as good as it got.	04/15/04	8/10
Parasite Eve	Almost as boring as sitting through an hour of church. Almost…	05/31/04	4/10
Vagrant Story	Slowly points gun to head	04/26/04	5/10
Xenogears	Xenogears could have been my favorite RPG, if not for the 2nd disc.	04/08/04	8/10

PlayStation 2

Final Fantasy X	Squaresoft, the once proclaimed RPG God, further digs its own grave, with another sub-par entry to the Final Fantasy series.	04/24/04	7/10
Final Fantasy X-2	Simply an average game, that wouldnt be so great if the words Final Fantasy weren't in its title.	01/17/04	5/10
Suikoden III	This is a great game, but after 70 hours of gameplay I was glad when it was over.	06/03/04	8/10
Xenosaga Episode I: Der Wille zur Macht	The best RPG to date on the PS2, but not for everyone	01/24/04	9/10

SNES

Castlevania Dracula X	The definition of repetitive, uninnovating, and boring wrapped into 1 game.	03/05/04	3/10
Chrono Trigger	Pssst! Hey you! Over here... Read my review. The one above mine sucks and the one below mine is too long. Hurry, before someone sees us...	03/17/04	10/10
Contra III: The Alien Wars	Contra 3 is proof that once upon a time, Contra games were good.	03/05/04	9/10
Earthworm Jim 2	Did you know that Earthworm Jim spelled backwords is mij mrowhtrae? On a seperate note, I was wondering if anyone has actually beaten this game?	03/07/04	7/10
Final Fantasy III	Good? Yes. Classic? Yes. The best game ever made? Um, no.	06/03/04	8/10
Mega Man 7	Solid. But why play this when there is Mega Man X?	02/02/04	7/10
Mega Man X2	Better than the original. A must for your SNES collection!	01/13/04	8/10
Mega Man X3	Excellent game, but no game is worth the $$$ this sells for.	02/20/04	9/10
Seiken Densetsu 3	The only secret here is why this game never made its way to American shores.	02/22/04	8/10

Xbox

Halo 2

Who is it that has awakened me from my 4-month slumber? Ahh its Halo 2, and it’s about time…

11/17/04

8/10