| Act of War: Direct Action | Act of War promises incredible graphics and cinematic design, but how's the actual gameplay? | 06/15/05 | 7/10 |
| Area 51 |
Pretty graphics combine with boring gameplay. | 09/14/05 | 6/10 |
| Barbie Horse Adventure | Yeah, I reviewed a Barbie game. I didn't like it, but I did it. | 12/13/04 | 6/10 |
| Brothers in Arms | Squad-based Nazi killing. | 10/02/06 | 9/10 |
| Call of Duty 2 | Not as good as I had hoped, but still an entertaining game. | 12/05/05 | 8/10 |
| Civilization IV | Easily one of the most robust strategy games ever released. | 12/05/05 | 10/10 |
| Dead Man's Hand | Dead Man's Hand poves the budget shooters CAN be good... | 06/15/05 | 7/10 |
| Devastation | No funny comment: this game is just awful. | 09/30/05 | 2/10 |
| F.E.A.R. | I don't have an amusing tagline, or an awful pun, so just go and buy this. | 12/05/05 | 10/10 |
| Half-Life 2 | Delivers a headshot to every major first-person shooter release of 2004...and 2005... | 01/24/05 | 10/10 |
| Half-Life 2: Episode One | Everyone's come back for the party. | 06/23/06 | 8/10 |
| Kohan II: Kings of War | Charge into battle with your sword drawn! | 10/07/04 | 8/10 |
| Lost: Via Domus | Welcome to the Island. | 03/18/08 | 5/10 |
| Medal of Honor Pacific Assault | Your patience will be assaulted. | 02/15/05 | 6/10 |
| No One Lives Forever | Eat it, Bond. | 11/09/05 | 9/10 |
| Quake 4 | Quake comes back kicking ass first and taking names later. | 11/02/05 | 9/10 |
| Red Faction | A great gimmick used only once or twice is a wasted gimmick. | 09/06/05 | 5/10 |
| Red Faction II | So much better than the first. | 06/09/05 | 8/10 |
| RF Online | Any game with Transformer looking characters is pretty sweet. | 04/27/06 | 7/10 |
| RollerCoaster Tycoon 3 | Real RollerCoasters make me sick. I threw up all over one of my aunt's friends one time when she made me go on one. | 11/22/04 | 10/10 |
| Shattered Union | You can trust this review because I've never played a hex-based war game before! | 12/05/05 | 8/10 |
| SiN Episodes: Emergence | After a few very boring levels, Emergence picks up the pace and delivers a fun FPS experience. | 08/15/06 | 8/10 |
| Soldiers: Heroes of WWII | Yeah, so this game is REALLY ****ing hard, and I don't think being hard is a good thing...in a game at least... | 09/28/04 | 3/10 |
| Will Rock | I don't want to rock. | 06/09/05 | 2/10 |