Arcade Games
| Altered Beast | Contains an equal balance of "Alterism" and aggression. | 06/07/04 | 7/10 |
| Arabian Fight | Aaah! No brainer! | 03/08/06 | 4/10 |
| Chiller | Morally Bankrupt. | 10/26/05 | 4/10 |
| DoDonPachi | Are you ready? | 09/27/04 | 10/10 |
| Dynamite Dux | Donald has got NOTHING on this guy. | 06/15/04 | 9/10 |
| Golden Axe | Pure gold. | 07/13/04 | 10/10 |
| Golden Axe 2 | Diamond in the rough | 06/28/04 | 7/10 |
| Jurassic Park: The Lost World | Dino-mite | 08/01/04 | 8/10 |
| Kuri Kinton | Attack of the clones! | 04/14/05 | 2/10 |
| Mega Man: The Power Battle | Can you say this? | 06/21/04 | 8/10 |
| Oh My God! | Blasphemy | 09/05/04 | 4/10 |
| PunchMania: Hokuto no Ken | The power is in your hands | 04/05/04 | 10/10 |
| SonSon | You'll find no Monkey Magic here! | 07/22/04 | 4/10 |
| Splatterhouse | I'm Housin' | 02/06/08 | 8/10 |
| Street Fighter | Musty! | 06/02/04 | 6/10 |
| Street Fighter II: CE | Immortal | 07/22/04 | 10/10 |
| Super Street Fighter II Turbo | I'll get you next time. | 11/17/04 | 10/10 |
| Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles | It's as fun as shell. | 09/30/04 | 7/10 |
| The Simpsons | Beyond Blunderdome. | 08/26/07 | 7/10 |
Atari 2600
| Custer's Revenge | Knob. | 05/11/07 | 2/10 |
DS
Famicom Disk System
| Super Mario Bros. 2 | The beast from the east. | 10/02/06 | 9/10 |
Game Boy
| Kirby's Dream Land | Can you say this? | 10/04/05 | 7/10 |
| Pokemon Blue Version | Got you by the poke-balls. | 10/18/06 | 4/10 |
| Super Mario Land | Good things come in small packages. | 03/21/05 | 8/10 |
GameCube
| Animal Crossing | If it crossed in front of me, I wouldn't brake. | 10/11/05 | 4/10 |
| Capcom vs. SNK 2 EO: Millionaire Fighting 2001 | Move to the groove | 01/03/05 | 8/10 |
| Dragon Ball Z: Budokai | A kick in the Dragon Balls. | 01/10/05 | 4/10 |
| Dragon Ball Z: Budokai 2 | I am content. | 05/15/05 | 7/10 |
| Metal Gear Solid: The Twin Snakes | So Solid. | 04/13/05 | 9/10 |
| Sonic Adventure 2 Battle | I am the Walrus! | 11/06/06 | 7/10 |
| Sonic Adventure DX | Rusty fun. | 10/10/05 | 6/10 |
| Sonic Gems Collection | Opening the closet. | 10/10/05 | 7/10 |
| Super Mario Sunshine | Shadow on the sun | 03/22/07 | 3/10 |
| Super Smash Bros. Melee | Finally, I get to beat up Pikachu. | 01/21/05 | 8/10 |
| Viewtiful Joe | Below average Joe. | 04/18/05 | 4/10 |
| WarioWare, Inc.: Mega Party Game$! | Creative impetus goes postal | 11/29/04 | 8/10 |
| Zelda: Four Swords | Money! Money! Money! | 07/31/06 | 4/10 |
Genesis
NES
| Antarctic Adventure | Morgan Freeman would not be happy. | 07/27/06 | 4/10 |
| Dig Dug | I've always wanted you to go into space, man. | 07/06/05 | 3/10 |
| Donkey Kong | Do a barrel roll! | 07/12/05 | 3/10 |
| Donkey Kong Jr. | Concrete shoes aren't fun! | 10/05/05 | 6/10 |
| Ice Climber | You're as cold as ice. | 07/14/05 | 3/10 |
| Kickle Cubicle | Ice Ice Baby! | 11/27/06 | 3/10 |
| Mario Bros. | Makes me want to put my head through the ceiling. | 09/05/06 | 3/10 |
| Splatterhouse: Wanpaku G | Welcome to the house of fun! | 04/04/05 | 8/10 |
| Super Mario Bros. | Blockbuster. | 04/07/05 | 9/10 |
| Super Mario Bros. 3 | Back to reality. | 04/10/05 | 10/10 |
PC
| Doom II | Can you say this? | 01/29/05 | 10/10 |
| Ecstatica | What the? Oh my God! | 07/09/04 | 9/10 |
| Lemmings | Unapproved by the RSPCA. | 05/03/05 | 9/10 |
| Oddworld: Abe's Oddysee | Follow You Follow Me | 03/08/07 | 8/10 |
| The Lost Vikings | Lost and Found. | 04/25/05 | 9/10 |
PlayStation 2
| Buzz! The Music Quiz | Buzz off! | 01/30/06 | 4/10 |
| Dragon Ball Z: Tenkaichi | No more GT Characters please! | 11/07/05 | 6/10 |
| Drakengard | Love me. I want you to love me. | 07/05/06 | 8/10 |
| Drakengard 2 | "Is it over, Caim?" I certainly hope so. | 08/29/06 | 6/10 |
Sega 32X
| Cosmic Carnage | Been there, done that, bought the T-shirt. | 10/14/03 | 6/10 |
| Darxide | Join the Darxide... | 09/26/06 | 2/10 |
| Knuckles' Chaotix | It's a ring thing. | 11/16/03 | 8/10 |
| Kolibri | Can you say this? | 10/06/03 | 7/10 |
| Tempo | Ow, my head. | 10/11/05 | 4/10 |
| The Amazing Spider-Man: Web of Fire | Hefty Fine. | 12/30/05 | 3/10 |
| Zaxxon's Motherbase 2000 | 32X POWER! | 07/09/08 | 4/10 |
Sega CD
| Brutal: Paws of Fury | Who wouldn't want to watch a bear and a lion fight each other? | 02/22/05 | 8/10 |
| ESPN Baseball Tonight | Swish! | 08/16/04 | 5/10 |
| Eternal Champions | Cinekilla | 03/14/05 | 9/10 |
| INXS: Make My Video | Thank God that Michael Hutchence was insanely attractive.... | 07/10/08 | 1/10 |
| Sonic CD | Blue streak. | 08/14/04 | 10/10 |
Sega Master System
| Alex Kidd in Miracle World | Creative and Compelling. | 11/14/05 | 9/10 |
| Alex Kidd: High-Tech World | Hypocrisy is the greatest luxury. | 06/04/07 | 2/10 |
| Alex Kidd: The Lost Stars | Not as vital as his last outing. | 11/22/05 | 7/10 |
| Baku Baku Animal | Dull and Uninspiring. | 11/01/05 | 4/10 |
| Dynamite Dux | Quackers. | 12/17/03 | 8/10 |
| Psycho Fox | How can one mere mortal challenge the wrath of a God? | 04/29/04 | 7/10 |
| Sonic the Hedgehog | Downsizer | 07/31/07 | 7/10 |
| Wonder Boy | Does this game ever end? | 12/18/03 | 7/10 |
SNES
| Axelay | Laxe. | 09/01/05 | 7/10 |
| Donkey Kong Country | Barrel busta. | 05/09/05 | 8/10 |
| Donkey Kong Country 2 | Can you say this? | 05/27/04 | 6/10 |
| Donkey Kong Country 3: D | Nothing to go ape over. | 01/04/06 | 6/10 |
| EVO - The Search for Eden | The solution is evolution! | 06/24/04 | 9/10 |
| Hokuto no Ken 6 | The Gods have already sentenced you to DEATH! | 08/18/04 | 2/10 |
| Hokuto no Ken 7 | Even Jyuza cannot relieve the curse. | 08/30/04 | 1/10 |
| Mario and Wario | I sense you are feeling trapped and desperate. | 05/11/05 | 3/10 |
| Nickelodeon GUTS | I didn't have the GUTS! | 11/11/04 | 2/10 |
| Out of This World | It truly is. | 10/17/06 | 8/10 |
| Space Megaforce | Bombastic Intro | 08/31/07 | 4/10 |
| Super Castlevania IV | Three Point Zero One | 08/30/07 | 5/10 |
| Super Mario Kart | Shell shock! | 08/22/04 | 9/10 |
| The Legend of the Mystical Ninja | Wanna score some draw? | 01/11/07 | 7/10 |
| The Simpsons: Bart's Nig | Aye Carumba! It's actually not that bad. | 03/06/06 | 6/10 |
TurboGrafx-16
| Timeball | An inspiration to bad games. | 11/28/05 | 1/10 |
Xbox
| Capcom Fighting Evo. | Whoopsie! | 08/02/05 | 4/10 |
| Conker: Live & Reloaded | Ah, nuts to this! | 08/26/05 | 6/10 |
| Demon Stone | Brain melting fun. | 10/13/05 | 6/10 |
| Guilty Gear X2 #Reload | I'm in Heaven. | 02/15/06 | 9/10 |
| Halo: Combat Evolved | Halo: Gaming Evolved! Well, not really. | 11/03/05 | 8/10 |
| Marvel vs. Capcom 2 | All star brawl. | 02/11/05 | 9/10 |
| Metal Slug 3 | Real hard to the bone! | 10/27/05 | 9/10 |
| Metal Slug 4 | Hook, line and sinker. | 11/15/05 | 4/10 |
| Oddworld: Munch's Oddyse | This product was tested on animals. | 03/01/05 | 8/10 |
| Shadow the Hedgehog | Back in Black. | 06/17/06 | 5/10 |
| Shenmue II | Can you say this? | 06/23/05 | 9/10 |
| SoulCalibur II | Offer your soul | 02/18/05 | 9/10 |
| Street Fighter Anv Col | Word. | 01/19/06 | 7/10 |
| SVC Chaos | A rather bland effort. | 11/01/05 | 4/10 |
| The Punisher (2005) | Welcome back, Frank. | 11/01/05 | 7/10 |
