Arcade Games
| BurgerTime | Hot Dog! We Have A Weiner! | 12/09/04 | 7/10 |
| Golden Axe | Lots Of Action. Not Much Clothing. | 12/13/04 | 7/10 |
| Knights of the Round | Final Knight | 12/08/04 | 5/10 |
| Mr. Do! | Clowns Are Scary | 12/10/04 | 6/10 |
| Pac-Man | Golden Oldie | 07/28/04 | 10/10 |
Dreamcast
DS
DVD Player
| Drug Wars | All Hail Lopez | 03/24/06 | 2/10 |
Game Boy Advance
| Bubble Bobble: Old & New | Tiny Bubbles | 12/02/04 | 9/10 |
| Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Decent But Disposable Action | 07/02/03 | 6/10 |
| Final Fantasy IV Advance | There And Back Again | 12/20/05 | 7/10 |
| Fire Emblem | The Lance Is Mightier Than The Sword | 06/15/04 | 8/10 |
| Klonoa: Empire of Dreams | Puzzle-ish Platformy Goodness | 02/25/02 | 8/10 |
| Metroid: Zero Mission | The First Lady's First Mission | 12/17/04 | 9/10 |
| Super Mario World | Winner, And Still Champion | 02/25/02 | 10/10 |
| Super Monkey Ball Jr. | It Just Ain't The Same | 12/03/04 | 6/10 |
| Zelda: Minish Cap | Heir To The Golden Throne | 01/31/05 | 10/10 |
GameCube
| Baten Kaitos | Really Rather Charming, Despite Itself | 05/03/06 | 9/10 |
| BloodRayne | Extra Blood But Light On Brains | 01/25/03 | 6/10 |
| Cel Damage | Good For A Few Chuckles, And Not Much Else | 01/18/02 | 5/10 |
| Luigi's Mansion | I'm-a Luigi! Number One! | 11/20/01 | 8/10 |
| Super Monkey Ball | So Fun It's Almost Unfair | 11/20/01 | 9/10 |
| Super Monkey Ball 2 | Pure Greatness; Packed Into Little Spheres | 07/02/03 | 9/10 |
| Wario World | Burns Bright But Fades Quickly | 07/01/03 | 7/10 |
Genesis
| Bubsy | You, Sir, Are No Mascot | 02/25/00 | 4/10 |
| ToeJam & Earl | A Most Unique And Wonderful Game | 02/06/00 | 10/10 |
| ToeJam & Earl in Panic on Funkotron | Reasonably Funky | 06/14/04 | 8/10 |
| Warsong | An Unpolished Gem | 07/12/04 | 8/10 |
| Zombies Ate My Neighbors | A Weird And (Sometimes) Wonderful Game | 02/21/00 | 7/10 |
NES
| Bubble Bobble | Pure, Ridiculous Fun | 02/14/00 | 9/10 |
| Cobra Triangle | So Much Fun, You'll Want To Put An Axe Through Your T.V.! | 10/18/00 | 5/10 |
| Elevator Action | An Equal Mix Of Dullness And Repetition | 02/11/00 | 2/10 |
| Metroid | An Intergalactic Gem | 08/20/02 | 10/10 |
| Paperboy | A Violent Day In The Neighborhood | 02/19/00 | 5/10 |
Nintendo 64
| Mario Golf | Should Be Called 'Wario Golf'... | 01/26/02 | 9/10 |
| Mortal Kombat 4 | Milking Another Drop From The Kash Kow | 02/19/00 | 6/10 |
| NBA Hangtime | Did He Say 'Boom-Shaka-Laka?' | 10/11/00 | 6/10 |
| WCW/NWO Revenge | As A Great Man Once Said: "Whoooooooo!!!" | 02/14/05 | 8/10 |
PC
PlayStation
| SkullMonkeys | A Big Ball Of Wackiness | 07/26/01 | 7/10 |
| Soul Blade | Big Swords And Little Brains | 11/27/00 | 9/10 |
| Thousand Arms | Lots Of Arms, But Half A Brain | 07/07/05 | 6/10 |
PlayStation 2
PlayStation 3
| Blitz: The League II | Still Not Quite There Yet | 10/23/08 | 7/10 |
PSP
SNES
TurboGrafx-16
| Bloody Wolf | For Those Who Thought 'Contra' Lacked Action | 02/26/00 | 8/10 |
| China Warrior | Maybe Some Dubbing Might Have Helped | 05/22/00 | 3/10 |
| World Class Baseball | Inexplicably Brilliant | 07/23/03 | 10/10 |
Wii
| Wario Land: Shake It! | Original Gangsta | 10/29/08 | 8/10 |
Xbox
| Blinx: The Time Sweeper | Cats Sure Make Lousy Mascots | 11/10/02 | 4/10 |
| Buffy the Vampire Slayer | Fun With Sticks! | 01/25/03 | 9/10 |
| Dead or Alive 3 | So Dumb And Pretty, It's Sure To Be Popular | 02/21/02 | 6/10 |
| Halo 2 | With A Little Marketing, This Game Could Be A Hit | 01/03/05 | 8/10 |
| Halo: Combat Evolved | The Latest Model On The F.P.S. Assembly Line | 01/25/02 | 7/10 |
| Max Payne | Insert Pain-Related Pun Here | 01/29/02 | 8/10 |
| Max Payne 2 | Blood And Guts | 02/03/05 | 9/10 |
| Namco Museum | Nostalgia Meets Value | 07/27/04 | 8/10 |
| ToeJam & Earl 3 | Putting The Funk Back Into Your Trunk | 10/30/02 | 9/10 |
| WWF Raw | Yay! Another Rushed Wrasslin' Game! | 02/20/02 | 6/10 |
Xbox 360
| Grand Theft Auto IV | Sucker Punch | 05/27/08 | 7/10 |
| Resident Evil 5 | Preventing The Apocalypse Via The Buddy System | 04/24/09 | 9/10 |
| Saints Row 2 | Grand Theft: Game Design | 02/17/09 | 8/10 |
