| 64th Street: A Detective | Did they know it was this inept? | 03/29/03 | 3/10 |
| Altered Beast | Won for your wife! | 06/08/03 | 3/10 |
| Battle Garegga | Tougher than dodging an 8-way spray of 20mm bullets. | 07/04/03 | 8/10 |
| BloodStorm | A great, but obscure, MK killer | 05/14/01 | 9/10 |
| Bloody Wolf | The bastard child of 'Nam and the caps lock key. | 03/13/03 | 5/10 |
| Chinese Hero | Chinese Hero, American irritation. | 02/02/02 | 3/10 |
| Crime City | This weapon is lethal! HAR! | 07/28/02 | 7/10 |
| Crisis Zone | Not a threat? Gun it down anyway. | 11/09/02 | 10/10 |
| Dead Connection | Godfatheriffic! | 01/28/02 | 10/10 |
| DoDonPachi | Better than the best. | 04/07/03 | 10/10 |
| Fatal Fury | A nice little game if judged by the right standards | 12/29/01 | 8/10 |
| Final Fight | The first, the best, the most complex. Oh yeah, and there's hitting. | 01/15/02 | 9/10 |
| Ginga NinkyouDen | Obscurity can be a blessing. | 03/10/02 | 2/10 |
| Golden Axe 2 | As good as gold graphically, lackluster in gameplay. | 04/02/02 | 6/10 |
| Hotdog Storm | Explanation inside. | 03/31/03 | 2/10 |
| Mercs | Forever deprived | 07/02/03 | 5/10 |
| Metal Slug | If this game were a woman, I would be stalking her right now. | 07/28/02 | 10/10 |
| Ninja Combat | Goofy Americans do not make good ninjas. | 07/25/02 | 2/10 |
| Ninja Commando | I've never seen any ninjas flip out quite this lamely. | 10/30/02 | 3/10 |
| Police 911 | Jump up, jump up, and get down! Jump around! | 04/29/02 | 9/10 |
| Riot City | It's just like Final Fight. Only it sucks. | 01/26/02 | 1/10 |
| Search and Rescue | Quench your bloodthirst with exploding zombies! | 01/31/02 | 8/10 |
| Shinobi | Does this game live up to the hype?!?! Look to the right. | 10/18/02 | 9/10 |
| Silent Dragon | If this game were a haircut, it would be a mullet. | 12/15/02 | 4/10 |
| Sly Spy | A few more similarites and this game would have been bonded with copyright infringement. | 04/13/02 | 6/10 |
| Splatterhouse | Can intestines save an otherwise average game? | 01/10/02 | 5/10 |
| Sunset Riders | A straight shooter? Err... | 05/27/03 | 9/10 |
| The House of the Dead | Wouldn't being undead make you alive in the first place? | 05/03/02 | 8/10 |
| The Punisher | This game rocks me until I'm sore. | 03/14/02 | 10/10 |
| Tumblepop | Japanese kids with vacuums, I kid you not. | 01/10/02 | 6/10 |
| Vendetta | This game shows it's fun to hit strangers with bricks. | 01/16/02 | 9/10 |
| Violence Fight | A game saved only by comedy. | 01/11/02 | 2/10 |
| Warriors of Fate | Mediocre, but not entirely without redeeming qualities | 01/23/02 | 6/10 |
| X-Men | X-Chicken. | 02/01/03 | 4/10 |
