Dreamcast
| Sonic Adventure | Chaos theory. | 02/26/07 | 5/10 |
| Sonic Adventure 2 | Live and Learn. | 11/13/06 | 8/10 |
DS
| Animal Crossing WW | Story of my life. | 03/03/08 | 10/10 |
| Diddy Kong Racing DS | Divide and Conker-less. | 04/02/07 | 9/10 |
| Kirby: Canvas Curse | One tough puff. | 10/09/06 | 8/10 |
| Mario & Luigi 2 | Time heals all wounds. | 02/20/07 | 9/10 |
| New Super Mario Bros. | Insert coin here. | 02/11/08 | 6/10 |
| Yoshi's Island DS | Island stylin'. | 05/12/08 | 9/10 |
Game Boy Advance
| Game Boy Advance | Light fantastic. | 01/22/08 | 9/10 |
| Mario Pinball Land | Gutter ball. | 07/14/06 | 3/10 |
GameCube
| F-Zero GX | Lightspeed. | 11/26/07 | 9/10 |
| Mario Party 5 | Hangover party. | 03/07/07 | 5/10 |
| Mario Party 6 | Party crashers. | 02/08/07 | 7/10 |
| Paper Mario | The cutting edge. | 02/27/07 | 10/10 |
| Sonic Adventure 2 Battle | Hooked on Sonic. | 01/14/08 | 8/10 |
| Sonic Heroes | Wipeout. | 03/19/07 | 4/10 |
| Super Mario Sunshine | Shine Get! | 03/26/07 | 10/10 |
| Super Smash Bros. Melee | All the good 'Smash' puns are taken. | 07/16/06 | 10/10 |
| The Simpsons Road Rage | Yellow with envy. | 03/29/07 | 4/10 |
Nintendo 64
| Banjo-Tooie | What the hell is a 'breegull'? | 12/25/07 | 8/10 |
| Diddy Kong Racing | Better than Mario Kart. | 12/04/06 | 10/10 |
| Hot Wheels Turbo Racing | Minimum overdrive. | 05/29/07 | 2/10 |
| Nagano Winter Olympics '98 | Black ice. | 03/12/07 | 1/10 |
| Paper Mario | Hail to thee King Bowser. | 07/24/06 | 7/10 |
| Rayman 2: The Great Escape | The right to bear no arms. | 11/26/07 | 7/10 |
| Star Fox 64 | Tailspin. | 12/17/07 | 5/10 |
| Yoshi's Story | Destroyer of legacies. | 01/02/07 | 5/10 |
PlayStation
| 40 Winks | Wake me when it's over. | 09/11/06 | 6/10 |
| PlayStation | The PlayStation sensation. | 01/10/08 | 8/10 |
| Spyro the Dragon | Sheepish. | 01/29/07 | 8/10 |
| Tomb Raider | Unsexy ladies have unsexy games. | 01/08/07 | 3/10 |
PlayStation 2
| Jak and Daxter: The Prec | All Jakked up. | 11/21/06 | 9/10 |
| PlayStation 2 | Sony's prime time. | 03/17/08 | 9/10 |
| The Simpsons Road Rage | Stupid Flanders. | 12/18/06 | 4/10 |
| The Simpsons: Hit & Run | Mmm...forbidden donut. | 03/05/07 | 6/10 |
SNES
| Donkey Kong Country | Gorilla warfare. | 01/03/08 | 9/10 |
| Donkey Kong Country 2 | Monkey suit. | 12/29/07 | 10/10 |
| Donkey Kong Country 3: D | Three's a crowd. | 12/10/07 | 10/10 |
| Super Mario RPG | 'My bride-to-be is chanting MARIOHELPME! MARIOHELPME! Is she showing her happiness?' | 07/11/06 | 10/10 |
| Super Mario World | Better than SMB3. | 10/30/06 | 10/10 |
Wii
| Sonic & the Secret Rings | Bored of the rings. | 01/28/08 | 5/10 |
Xbox 360
| The Simpsons Game | 'Your superior minds are no match for our puny weapons.' | 02/19/08 | 6/10 |
| Viva Pinata | Whacking Day. | 05/05/08 | 9/10 |
| Xbox 360 | Microsoft steps up its game. | 12/18/07 | 8/10 |
