Contributor Recognition : Johnny Cairo

Apple II

Beer Run	The best Apple II game... Nay, the best game ever!	11/13/01	10/10
Softporn Adventure	How was Larry created from this pile of bat do's?	01/09/02	1/10
The Oregon Trail	"WOULD YOU LIKE A NICE FUNERAL??"	01/07/02	7/10

Arcade Games

Altered Beast	A beast whose true motives lay buried within.	06/08/03	2/10
Crisis Zone	a.k.a. 'Time Crisis 666'.	01/10/03	10/10
Dead Connection	Goodfellasational!	12/27/04	9/10
Elevator Action	A sheer aria of brilliance with tongue perhaps a little too firmly in cheek.	02/07/03	9/10
King of the Monsters 2: The Next Thing	Not even Gamera could save this game!	07/23/03	2/10
Knights of the Round	We're the Knights of the Round Table, we fight whene'er able.	12/12/03	4/10
Metal Slug 2	Grisly, funny, sexy, and scary all at once.	07/16/03	10/10
Sengoku 2	Caine would have had a mullet if he didn't shave his head.	12/21/04	3/10
Silent Scope	Joe Lieberman's worst nightmare.	12/29/01	6/10
Time Crisis 3	After the long wait, what do we get? Bosom Buddies, the Game.	07/20/03	5/10

Atari 2600

Picasso meets D&D meets Berserk meets Pac-Man. A bloody yet strangely sublime collision.

05/10/03

6/10

Game Boy

Dr. Mario	A savage political attack, and one helluva great puzzler as well.	05/28/03	9/10
Home Alone	Visit beautiful Glen Rock, NJ, home of the perpetrators of this game!!	06/28/03	3/10

Game Boy Color

Metal Gear Solid

'Some Cash Cows Can't Be Milked', with narration by Dennis.

01/20/03

2/10

Genesis

After I went deep into addiction, I was able to laugh at Hell's Angels.

04/29/03

10/10

NES

Joy Mech Fight	An epic journey into the seedy underworld of robotics, and your guide is Criswell.	02/01/03	7/10
Mini-Putt	Accurately recreates the dumbest Real-Life game ever.	02/10/03	3/10
Super Arabian	He's not a terrorist, he just wants to be your buddy.	09/11/03	7/10
Super Dodge Ball	Gutwrenching tale gets appropriate treatment by the masterminds responsible for River City Ransom.	01/26/03	9/10
Tag Team Wrestling	The Ricky Fighters and the Strong Bads. What more needs to be said?	12/31/01	2/10
The Blues Brothers	You too will sing the blues, after your brain implodes from playing this game.	04/30/03	1/10
The Untouchables	The heinous misadventures of a hideously rendered Eliot NES.	04/17/03	2/10
Vice: Project Doom	Saddle up with Crockett and Tubbs to wipe out demons on Mars. Wait...	07/02/03	9/10

PC

Achtung! Spitfire	A work of art and a superb glance into the life of a fighter pilot. Take it from me, youngsters.	06/03/03	10/10
Chain	Sex! Gore! Pointlessness!!	07/06/03	1/10
Close Combat 3	Realistic, but utterly frustrating.	11/14/01	7/10
Postal	Tastes pleasant as buckshot on a cool Autumn's morn.	04/23/03	4/10
Riana Rouge	Gillian Bonner must be destroyed.	08/24/03	1/10
Rise of the Triad: Dark War	Join the HUNT!! (yeah, right....)	11/17/01	4/10
Sid Meier's Covert Action	The Anti-Bond™.	04/22/03	8/10
Soldier of Fortune	Needlessly visceral entertainment for the inner psychopath.	04/13/03	5/10
Sword of the Samurai	Grossly overlooked and more fun than a crate of Kung-Fu flicks.	02/09/03	10/10
True Love '95	Continuity Is Power	08/24/03	7/10

PlayStation

Die Amerikaner hat hunderkuken in der tasche.

09/04/03

9/10

PlayStation 2

DOA2: Hardcore	Ziiiip....	01/28/03	6/10
Manhunt	Contains some graphic violence.	03/14/05	9/10
Medal of Honor Frontline	Sturm Und Drang	12/28/04	4/10

TurboGrafx-16

The cutest siezure-inducing shooter of all time!

07/13/03

7/10