"DO NOT BUY THIS GAME! I REPEAT DO NOT BUY THIS GAME!"

I'm writing reviews for every game boy wrestling game ever, so please so read those, I hope you enjoy them, and if you don't I apologize.
I hate to give this game a 1, it's truly the most god-awful game ever, and the fact I wasted $10 on this is truly very very sad, and I'm truly ashamed of myself.
And now onto the review!
GRAPHICS: 3
The wrestlers are tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny, tiny. It's nearly impossible to tell them apart, and it's still difficult with my little game boy light/magnifier thing. The view of the ring is really nice though, which is why it got a three instead of a 1. It's a really nice wide shot that shows the whole ring so that you always know where you are, unlike in some other games.
SOUND: 5
Decent, it has the entrance music which doesn't sound too bad. If you've read my other reviews you know that I don't listen to the music during the game so don't make a big deal out of my score here.
GAMEPLAY: 1
Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Ugh. Never before have I wanted to rip apart a cartridge more than this game. It's nearly impossible to do anything because of the grapple meter that forces you to mash buttons to the point that you fear they break. I made myself play this game once more before reviewing it, and that's 30 minutes i'll never (to quote Chris Jericho) EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVER get back again. There are a few modes to play, the only unique one being Survivor Series which sounds 20 times cooler than it really is. There are 8 of the WWF's best *sarcasm* of the King Lear *Scott Keith joke* age including Doink the Clown, Diesel, Razor Ramon, Bret Hart, Shawn Michaels, Lex Luger, The Undertaker and Yokozuna (R.I.P)
Everyone plays the exact same, which means Hart and Michaels are equal to the other 6 workrateless oafs.
Replay Value: 1
I didn't even bother finishing it the first time.
Overall: 1
To misquote Roger Ebert, I hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, hated, hated this game.
Finally I'd like to remind you to read my other reviews. I put literally minutes upon minutes into writing these and I doubt anyone else ever reads them. I also found that Gruel's reviews are pretty good. I'm just rambling because it says I have only 347 words, but I need 400, so I'm just killing space.

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 11/21/00, Updated 11/21/00