"Chuck Rock....should be chucked in the garbage!"

History:

Alright, here is how this elegant story goes upon the day I received this hideous game sony likes to call "Chuck Rock." One evening, I was browsing the game boy lists on good ol' ebay, and I came across a game by the name of Chuck Rock. It was only a couple bucks, so I figured, WHAT THE HELL!? I'll buy it! A week goes by and this game is at my doorstep, via USPS. I pop this sucker into my gameboy color, and I begin to play.........

Gameplay: 3

OKAY, so this game is not that good, alright, I am kidding, this game can suck a tennis ball throw a garden hose, yes it sucks that badly. The controls are your average, basic side scrolling game boy game, quite like Mario, Mega Man, etc, etc. In this game, you are an obese cave man who travels around with an enourmous boulder, or as some call it a "rock." You can use it to destroy enemies with it or use it as a stepping stool to get on higher parts of the level. You can pick up other objects in the game to assist you as well. When attacking enemies when not using the rock, you can tap the "A" button to activate the "belly slap!" Yes, I know what you're thinking, he actually wiggles his stomach and slaps people with his blubber. Sad, yet humorous at the same time. Next, you basically just go around killing enemies that I have no idea what they even are due to low detail.

Sound: 2

Each world has different music, but it sucks, it's repetitive. Oh, and when you jump, it makes a noise, big whoop.

Replay value: 1

Every couple years I would pop it in for the nostalgia of the crappyness of this game.

Verdict:

This game should be kept away from small children or anyone it might influence because it's that damn bad. No one should have to suffer the pain that I did when I played this game. Nothing can equal the hate I have for this game. It stole my purity and wholesomeness as a human being.

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 05/30/06