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                    -=The Many Songs of Kapp'n=-
                The guide to Kapp'ns Sea Shanties V0.1
                            By Taurant

                          Contact info:

                  E-mail - webmaster@almannet.net
                        AIM - Taurant4192

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                           -=Updates=-

10/2/02 - Added 2 new quotes, and 1 new One Stanza Song.

9/28/02 - Submitted V0.1 to Gamefaqs! 

9/27/02 - Started working on this FAQ! YAY!

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                     -=Table of Contents=-

NOTE: I've named each of the songs according to their theme. These are 
not the songs OFFICIAL names, so please do not mistake them for the
real names.

PART 1: One Stanza Songs

- Zucchini Spooks
- The Sky Ballad
- Yer Mum's Name
- The Queezy Sailor
- Long Lost Love Pt. 1
- Long Lost Love Pt. 2
- Kapp'n's Lullaby

PART 2: Two Stanza Songs

- The Cucumber Song: Pt. 1
- The Cucumber Song: Pt. 2
- The Boys Sea Song
- The Tough Guy Song
- Kappn's Love Song
- The Champion Song
- The Sailing Song

PART 3: Kapp'n's Quotes (15)

PART 4: Other Stuff

- Legal Stuff
- Special Thanks
- Contact Info

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                  -=PART 1: One Stanza Songs=-

ZUCCHINI SPOOKS

While I do love me cukes 
they sure curl me flukes
But now please! Zucchinis 
give me the spooks... 

...Zucchini spooks

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THE SKY BALLAD

I'll sing me a fair rhyme
to pass away time
Watch me words, like seabirds
through the sky climb

Upward they climb...

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YER MUM'S NAME

I feel such low down shame
me lovely dear dame...
I'm a rat- I laughed at
yer mum's weird name

What a weird name...

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THE QUEEZY SAILOR

Me soul, onward it sails
me belly, it ails
I'm so glum, 'cause me tum
feels full of snails

So full of snails...

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LONG LOST LOVE PT. 1

Me heart feels savage pangs
from love's wicked fangs
I think oft of the soft
song that she sang

That song she sang...

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LONG LOST LOVE PT. 2

A lone pebble slip-slides
beneath the cold tides.
It's movement is a hint
where love's truth hides.

There love's truth hides...

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KAPP'N'S LULLABY

Hey there me old mum
Yer boy, he feels glum.
Without my lullaby,
Sleep just won't come.

It just won't come

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                  -=PART 2: Two Stanza Songs=-

THE CUCUMBER SONG: Pt. 1

Ye can't go wrong
With my Cucumber song
Cucumber, Cucumber
So green and long

They're so good cooked or raw
Or with some coleslaw
Go get me two or three
That I can gnaw

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THE CUCUMBER SONG: Pt. 2

Here, take good note:
What moves old Kapp'n's boat
Be an iced, extra-nice
Cucumber Float

Fetch one for me young lad;
You won't be left sad!
Don't be slow or you'll know
I might get mad!

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THE BOYS SEA SONG

Hey now, me boys
With yer trinkets and toys
Yar, I know Nintendo
Gives me yer joys

But I ask this of ye:
Can games sing like me
Mario can't croon, bro
Don't you agree?

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THE TOUGH GUY SONG

Ye think yer bad
Some kind o' wreslin' lad
Ye've got guts but yer nuts
Don't make me mad

With my turtle-tough shell
I'll ring yer bell
Black yer eye, make ye cry
And say farewell

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KAPPN'S LOVE SONG

Oh, listen ye to
mine salty shanty
about the sweet lady
who once loved me

She looked fair and fine with
her eyes upon mine
Oh! Until she got ill:
seasick from brine

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THE CHAMPION SONG

A wrestlin' dog
A mean ol' tusslin' frog
An unsound, big muscle-bound
Big boxin' hog

They're just silly old clowns
I'll take them all down
For I be the best sea
Turtle around

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THE SAILING SONG

Life on the sea suits
A pirate like me.
A footpad like you, lad,
Ain't so lucky.

But on briny sea swells,
Me heart, it beats well.
Through sea air, I'll float
Where me soul compels

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                   -=PART 3: Kapp'n's Quotes=-

"Yar, girly...You think you'd ever go fer a guy like...me?"

"Yar- you think you know the difference between rouge and blush?"

"I gets a feelin' about ye, me wee minnow... Yar! Ye looks like ye'll 
make a great wrestler someday!"

"Say there, laddie... Are ye close to your father? I never knew mine, 
but I've heard tell he were mad..."

"Hey there, me little grubber... Always keep yourself clean, if ye know 
what I mean."

"Yar, I've got me a fine idea! Ye wanna arm-wrestle me? Right now, I 
mean to say?"

"Yar, listen, kid... I needs to get somethin' off me chest. Now, don't 
take me wrong, but I really hate squirrels..."

"Yar, say there, ye little wide-eyed sea-puppy... Ye been workin' out?"

"...Yar, tell me somethin'... Do I look bloated to ye? Me shell be 
fittin' tight..."

"Have ye ever spent a night in a Hyrulian prison?"

"Lad, I gots to say something...if you want to live longer stay away from
strange women if you know what i mean"

"Do ye like me hair? Would ye wair it like this?"

"Yar, tell me this miss... are ye in love?"

"Yar me fine lass, I be curious about something. Do ye have any sisters?"

"I like a women with a little meat on her bones, if ye catch my drift lad." 

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                      -=Unfun Legal Stuff=-

Well, here we go...

I am not affiliated in ANY way with Nintendo or any of their associates.
This game, and ALL material it includes is copyright 2001-2002 Nintendo.
All rights reserved.

This FAQs is a Gamefaqs EXCLUSIVE! I, Alex Swift, put together this FAQs
with help from some friends of mine. Special thanks to:

- TONS OF HELP from Damien Israfael
- belgiankriket
- HumanHead
- shadow of sonic 2001
- JakeyP1316@aol.com  
- Yugi Moto


Contact info:

E-mail   - webmaster@almannet.net
AIM      - Taurant4192

So, I guess that's it.

Have fun playing Animal Crossing.
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The FAQ copyright 2002 Alex Swift. All rights reserved.