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    Sea Shanty Lyrics by Taurant

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                        -=The Many Songs of Kapp'n=-
                    The guide to Kapp'ns Sea Shanties V0.1
                                By Taurant
    
                              Contact info:
    
                      E-mail - webmaster@almannet.net
                            AIM - Taurant4192
    
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                               -=Updates=-
    
    10/2/02 - Added 2 new quotes, and 1 new One Stanza Song.
    
    9/28/02 - Submitted V0.1 to Gamefaqs! 
    
    9/27/02 - Started working on this FAQ! YAY!
    
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                         -=Table of Contents=-
    
    NOTE: I've named each of the songs according to their theme. These are 
    not the songs OFFICIAL names, so please do not mistake them for the
    real names.
    
    PART 1: One Stanza Songs
    
    - Zucchini Spooks
    - The Sky Ballad
    - Yer Mum's Name
    - The Queezy Sailor
    - Long Lost Love Pt. 1
    - Long Lost Love Pt. 2
    - Kapp'n's Lullaby
    
    PART 2: Two Stanza Songs
    
    - The Cucumber Song: Pt. 1
    - The Cucumber Song: Pt. 2
    - The Boys Sea Song
    - The Tough Guy Song
    - Kappn's Love Song
    - The Champion Song
    - The Sailing Song
    
    PART 3: Kapp'n's Quotes (15)
    
    PART 4: Other Stuff
    
    - Legal Stuff
    - Special Thanks
    - Contact Info
    
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                      -=PART 1: One Stanza Songs=-
    
    ZUCCHINI SPOOKS
    
    While I do love me cukes 
    they sure curl me flukes
    But now please! Zucchinis 
    give me the spooks... 
    
    ...Zucchini spooks
    
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    THE SKY BALLAD
    
    I'll sing me a fair rhyme
    to pass away time
    Watch me words, like seabirds
    through the sky climb
    
    Upward they climb...
    
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    YER MUM'S NAME
    
    I feel such low down shame
    me lovely dear dame...
    I'm a rat- I laughed at
    yer mum's weird name
    
    What a weird name...
    
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    THE QUEEZY SAILOR
    
    Me soul, onward it sails
    me belly, it ails
    I'm so glum, 'cause me tum
    feels full of snails
    
    So full of snails...
    
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    LONG LOST LOVE PT. 1
    
    Me heart feels savage pangs
    from love's wicked fangs
    I think oft of the soft
    song that she sang
    
    That song she sang...
    
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    LONG LOST LOVE PT. 2
    
    A lone pebble slip-slides
    beneath the cold tides.
    It's movement is a hint
    where love's truth hides.
    
    There love's truth hides...
    
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    KAPP'N'S LULLABY
    
    Hey there me old mum
    Yer boy, he feels glum.
    Without my lullaby,
    Sleep just won't come.
    
    It just won't come
    
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                      -=PART 2: Two Stanza Songs=-
    
    THE CUCUMBER SONG: Pt. 1
    
    Ye can't go wrong
    With my Cucumber song
    Cucumber, Cucumber
    So green and long
    
    They're so good cooked or raw
    Or with some coleslaw
    Go get me two or three
    That I can gnaw
    
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    THE CUCUMBER SONG: Pt. 2
    
    Here, take good note:
    What moves old Kapp'n's boat
    Be an iced, extra-nice
    Cucumber Float
    
    Fetch one for me young lad;
    You won't be left sad!
    Don't be slow or you'll know
    I might get mad!
    
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    THE BOYS SEA SONG
    
    Hey now, me boys
    With yer trinkets and toys
    Yar, I know Nintendo
    Gives me yer joys
    
    But I ask this of ye:
    Can games sing like me
    Mario can't croon, bro
    Don't you agree?
    
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    THE TOUGH GUY SONG
    
    Ye think yer bad
    Some kind o' wreslin' lad
    Ye've got guts but yer nuts
    Don't make me mad
    
    With my turtle-tough shell
    I'll ring yer bell
    Black yer eye, make ye cry
    And say farewell
    
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    KAPPN'S LOVE SONG
    
    Oh, listen ye to
    mine salty shanty
    about the sweet lady
    who once loved me
    
    She looked fair and fine with
    her eyes upon mine
    Oh! Until she got ill:
    seasick from brine
    
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    THE CHAMPION SONG
    
    A wrestlin' dog
    A mean ol' tusslin' frog
    An unsound, big muscle-bound
    Big boxin' hog
    
    They're just silly old clowns
    I'll take them all down
    For I be the best sea
    Turtle around
    
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    THE SAILING SONG
    
    Life on the sea suits
    A pirate like me.
    A footpad like you, lad,
    Ain't so lucky.
    
    But on briny sea swells,
    Me heart, it beats well.
    Through sea air, I'll float
    Where me soul compels
    
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                       -=PART 3: Kapp'n's Quotes=-
    
    "Yar, girly...You think you'd ever go fer a guy like...me?"
    
    "Yar- you think you know the difference between rouge and blush?"
    
    "I gets a feelin' about ye, me wee minnow... Yar! Ye looks like ye'll 
    make a great wrestler someday!"
    
    "Say there, laddie... Are ye close to your father? I never knew mine, 
    but I've heard tell he were mad..."
    
    "Hey there, me little grubber... Always keep yourself clean, if ye know 
    what I mean."
    
    "Yar, I've got me a fine idea! Ye wanna arm-wrestle me? Right now, I 
    mean to say?"
    
    "Yar, listen, kid... I needs to get somethin' off me chest. Now, don't 
    take me wrong, but I really hate squirrels..."
    
    "Yar, say there, ye little wide-eyed sea-puppy... Ye been workin' out?"
    
    "...Yar, tell me somethin'... Do I look bloated to ye? Me shell be 
    fittin' tight..."
    
    "Have ye ever spent a night in a Hyrulian prison?"
    
    "Lad, I gots to say something...if you want to live longer stay away from
    strange women if you know what i mean"
    
    "Do ye like me hair? Would ye wair it like this?"
    
    "Yar, tell me this miss... are ye in love?"
    
    "Yar me fine lass, I be curious about something. Do ye have any sisters?"
    
    "I like a women with a little meat on her bones, if ye catch my drift lad." 
    
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                          -=Unfun Legal Stuff=-
    
    Well, here we go...
    
    I am not affiliated in ANY way with Nintendo or any of their associates.
    This game, and ALL material it includes is copyright 2001-2002 Nintendo.
    All rights reserved.
    
    This FAQs is a Gamefaqs EXCLUSIVE! I, Alex Swift, put together this FAQs
    with help from some friends of mine. Special thanks to:
    
    - TONS OF HELP from Damien Israfael
    - belgiankriket
    - HumanHead
    - shadow of sonic 2001
    - JakeyP1316@aol.com  
    - Yugi Moto
    
    
    Contact info:
    
    E-mail   - webmaster@almannet.net
    AIM      - Taurant4192
    
    So, I guess that's it.
    
    Have fun playing Animal Crossing.
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    The FAQ copyright 2002 Alex Swift. All rights reserved.
    

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