SSX TRICKY: PSYMON QUOTE GUIDE

by

Jamie Stafford/Wolf Feather
feather7@ix.netcom.com




FINAL VERSION

Initial Version Completed: May 25, 2002
Current Version Completed: July 10, 2002

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CONTENTS
Spacing and Length
Permissions
Introduction
Big Air
Character Select
Crash/Fall
Land Trick
Lose
Passes
Post-event
Pre-event
Win
Contact Information

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SPACING AND LENGTH
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Check for font setting by making sure the numbers and letters
below line up:

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PERMISSIONS
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INTRODUCTION
This guide came about somewhat through a consensus on the SSX
Tricky (PS2) Message Board on GameFAQs
(http://www.GameFAQs.com) that some of us who played the game
a lot should write quote guides for the various characters.
I volunteered to write quote guides for both Zoe and Psymon;
here is the guide for Psymon :-)   Note that the quotes in
the Passes section are often prefaced with "Hey <<opponent
name>>!"

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BIG AIR
Baaam!
Beeeautiful!
Beyond FEAR!!!
French toast and SYRUP!!!
Gimme that SWEET STUFF!
Maaas action!
No stranger to danger!
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!!!
Oh YEAH!!!
Right on!
Right OOON!
Sweeeet!
Take me now!
Too much!
Totally insane!
Try takin' up lawn bowling!
Up, up, and awaaay!
Whoa!  My piercin's are WHISTLIN'!!!
Yeah!  THIS IS THE STUFF!!!
Zoe!
Zoe, watch me now!!!

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CHARACTER SELECT
Don't look at me like that!
I promise to be a good boy...
It's been a long time since they let ME come out to play...
<<Maniacal laugh as body contorts in decidedly inhuman ways>>

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CRASH/FALL
Aaa, fall down go BOOM!!!
Alright!  Breakdance!
Bingo!
Frrreak accident!
Gotta give these loser a break!
If you're gonna go down, go down in flames!
Is that a DAGGER I see before me!?!
No broken bones... that's a shame!
Nothing like scar tissue!
Ouch!
Thank you very little!
The harder, the better!
This is not happening!  Maybe it is...
Who cares!?!  I'm a nihilist!!!
Whoops!  There goes my mind again!
Ya hyperextended lymph node!!!
<<Random grunts and sounds of disappointment>>

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LAND TRICK
Born ta FLY!!!
Don't try THAT at home, kids!
Elrctrofried!!!
Full burger platter, man!
Like a long-necked goose!
Line up the groupies!
Now THAT'S what I'm talkin' about!
Psymon says, YES!!!
Rock and ROLL!!!
Saskatooooon!
Slam dunk!
SMOKIN'!!!

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LOSE
No big deal...  I think I've gotta get a new tattoo!

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PASSES
Heads up, peabrain!
Like nobody's business!
Ooooooo, what was that smell!?!?!
Sooner or later, you'll dance with the Reaper!
Thank you very little!
When I rest, I rust!
You don't REALLY think you're gonna win, do you!?!

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POST-EVENT
I'm gonna POP that balloon NEXT run, loser!!!
Next time you better board with a bodyguard!!!
Psymon says, big hairy freakin' deal!
You call THAT aggression!?!  <<Maniacal laugh>>

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PRE-EVENT
Ah, the concrete! the steel! the urban disease!
Careful!  I got cooties!!!
I'm havin' one GREAT hair day!!!
Mesablanca Casablanca Casanova SUPERNOVA!!!
Nature makes me The Duke of Puke... so let's HURL, baby!!!
O CanaDUH!!!
Ooga woogaaaaaaah!
Play nice!
Psymon says... BITE ME!!!
Some alien blessing is on its way to us...

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WIN
Alright!  So who's buyin'!?!
Can I get some COMPETITION AROUND HERE!?!?!
Oh baby!  I am the man!
Who's the man!?!  WHO!?!?!  I can't hear you!!!!!

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