Madden NFL 2003
All Consoles (2002) (North America)

Madden Cards Encyclopedia

v2.2 [October 1, 2002]

written by Anthony Charles Ambrose (ACA) <webmaster@timefall.com>
written by Alastor AlisleX

Document 2002.  All Rights Reserved.  Full legal notice at end.

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Introduction and How To Read This Document
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Each of the cards are designated by their name, number, duration of affect,
rarity, value if sold back, and their power rating as appraised by the game
makers. The Card Description is the quote off of the back of the card,
verbatim.

Note however, that the rarity of some cards is very much off, and I do not at
this time have the data to be able to share the true rarity of the cards. We
are working on that, but are awaiting the release of NASCAR Thunder 2003 so 
that we get an accurate sample with all of the cards unlocked.

Any time a "/" is used in this FAQ it denotes the difference between bronze,
silver and gold information on the card. Thus a card that is good for
1 play as a bronze, 1 quarter as a silver, or 1 half as a gold will have
"P/Q/H" to denote play, quarter and half respectively. In the cases where
the variable by card type is a percentage, the percentages are listed.
Thus, a card that affects a given attribute by 25% as a bronze, 50% as a
silver, and 75% as a gold would be shown as 25/50/75% respectively. A "G"
represents "Game".

Note also that not all cards can be earned in packs. Some will only come as a
result of getting a gold in a mini camp. Some will only come as a reward for
beating a game situation. Some will only be available through another means.
We are currently working on this information but again are awaiting the
release of NASCAR Thunder 2003 so that we may test these with a proper sample.

Some of the cards have bugs. I have not had a chance to play test all of the
cards yet. I am certain there are more bugs out there. I have found some on my
own. Some of the information listed on this page may be incorrect. If you find
any new information or have a correction to make, feel free to contact us. Your
contribution helps others!

Paul Hanlin Jr has contributed the passerby cheat information, thanks!


WHATS NEW IN V2.2
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- Fixed a few typos
- Added Passerby Cheat Info





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Player Cards (#001 - #150)
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Cards #1 - #150 are player's cards, and have a picture of the player on the
front; they come in bronze, silver or gold.

The backs of all the player cards all have the same explanation to them, except
for the career stats of the player the card belongs to. Those are not listed
here.

Rarity: 1 in 350/550/1200
Duration of affect: P/Q/H
Value if sold: 2/4/8
Power rating: 25/25/25

Card Description: 
"Playing this card gives a 25% ratings
boost until the end of the current P/Q/H."

Card Explanation:
In theory this card will boost that player's stats by 25% for the
specified duration.

001. Marty Booker           051. Oronde Gadsden      101. Tim Brown
002. Mike Brown             052. Sam Madison         102. Rich Gannon
003. Anthony Thomas         053. Patrick Surtain     103. Charlie Garner
004. Brian Urlacher         054. Jason Taylor        104. Jerry Rice
005. Corey Dillon           055. Zach Thomas         105. Charles Woodson
006. Justin Smith          *056. Ricky Williams      106. Rod Woodson
007. Takeo Spikes           057. Brian Dawkins       107. Isaac Bruce
008. Peter Warrick          058. Hugh Douglas        108. Marshall Faulk
009. Drew Bledsoe           059. Chad Lewis          109. Torry Holt
010. Eric Moulds            060. Donovan McNabb      110. Kurt Warner
011. Peerless Price         061. Corey Simon         111. Aeneas Williams
012. Terrell Davis          062. Duce Staley         112. Grant Wistrom
013. Brian Griese           063. Troy Vincent        113. Peter Boulware
014. Ed McCaffrey           064. Keith Brooking      114. Jamal Lewis
015  Trevor Pryce           065. Warrick Dunn        115. Ray Lewis
016. Shannon Sharpe         066. Michael Vick        116. Michael McCrary
017. Rod Smith              067. Jeff Garcia         117. Jonathan Ogden
018. Courtney Brown         068. Garrison Hearst     118. Matt Stover
019. Tim Couch              069. Terrell Owens       119. Jesse Armstead
020. Robert Griffith        070. Bryant Young        120. Champ Bailey
021. Kevin Johnson          071. Tiki Barber         121. Stephen Davis
022. Jamir Miller           072. Kerry Collins       122. Rod Gardner
023. Mike Alstott           073. Jason Sehorn        123. Jeremiah Trotter
024. Derrick Brooks         074. Michael Strahan     124. Aaron Brooks
025. Keyshawn Johnson       075. Amani Toomer        125. Joe Horn
026. John Lynch             076. Mark Brunell        126. Sammy Knight
027. Warren Sapp            077. Jimmy Smith         127. Deuce McAllister
028. David Boston           078. Fred Taylor         128. Shaun Alexander
029. Jake Plummer           079. John Abraham        129. Trent Dilfer
030. Frank Sanders          080. Sam Cowart          130. Levon Kirkland
031. Rodney Harrison        081. Mo Lewis            131. John Randle
032. Junior Seau            082. Curtis Martin       132. Anthony Simmons
033. LaDainian Tomlinson    083. Vinny Testaverde    133. Kendrell Bell
034. Marcelius Wiley        084. Germain Crowell     134. Jerome Bettis
035. Tony Gonzalez          085. Luther Elliss       135. Plaxico Burress
036. Trent Green            086. Robert Porcher      136. Jason Gildon
037. Priest Holmes          087. Shaun Rogers        137. Joey Porter
038. Johnnie Morton         088. James Stewart       138. Kordell Stewart
039. Marvin Harrison        089. Brett Favre         139. Hines Ward
040. Edgerrin James         090. Ahman Green         140. Dewayne Washington
041. Peyton Manning         091. Darren Sharper      141. Tony Boselli
042. Mike Peterson          092. Dan Morgan          142. Aaron Glenn
043. Marcus Pollard         093. Muhsin Muhammad     143. Eddie George
044. Dexter Coakley         094. Wesley Walls        144. Jevon Kearse
045. La'Roi Glover          095. Tom Brady           145. Steve McNair
046. Raghib Ismail          096. Troy Brown          146. Samari Rolle
047. Emmitt Smith           097. Ty Law              147. Frank Wycheck
048. Darren Woodson         098. Lawyer Milloy       148. Michael Bennett
049. Chris Chambers         099. Antoine Smith     **149. Daunte Culpepper
050. Jay Fiedler            100. Greg Biekert        150. Randy Moss

* Card 056 is locked and can only be unlocked by placing a save file from
EA's NCAA 2003 game onto the memory card.

** Card 149 is locked and can only be unlocked by placing a save file from
EA's NASCAR Thunder 2003 onto the memory card.



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Historic Players (#151 - #205)
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Cards #151-#205 are Historic Players cards.

Rarity: 1 in 1300
Duration of affect: Unlimited
Value if sold: 10
Power rating: 0

Card Description: 
"[Player's name] will be added to the roster as a Free Agent."

Card Explanation:
It is unconfirmed that the player in question will be added to your franchise
roster. He will be given the age of 36, and his attributes will be optimized
to reflect the best he ever achieved in his NFL career. Yes, you have to pay
the player, and some are quite expensive. We are currently gathering that
information and will be adding it shortly. To the best of my knowledge,
Historic players retire via the same formula as other players do.

   151. Troy Aikman            168. Jim Kelly         185. Barry Sanders
   152. Sammy Baugh            169. Jack Lambert     186. Deion Sanders
  *153. Kevin Butler           170. Dick Lane           187. Gale Sayers
   154. Dwight Clark           171. Willie Lanier       188. Art Shell
   155. Roger Craig           172. Steve Largent       189. Phil Simms
   156. Willie Davis           173. Bob Lilly          190. Mike Singletary
   157. Richard Dent           174. Dan Marino          191. Jackie Slater
 **158. Mike Ditka             175. Don Maynard       192. Jan Stenerud
***159. John Elway             176. Matt Millen         193. Derrick Thomas
   160. Boomer Esiason         177. Art Monk            194. Thurman Thomas
   161. Otto Graham            178. Warren Moon         195. Jim Thorpe
   162. Red Grange             179. Mike Munchak        196. Gene Upshaw
   163. Jack Ham               180. Bronco Nagurski     197. Herschel Walker
   164. Lester Hayes           181. Merlin Olsen     198. Reggie White
   165. Ted Hendricks          182. Jim Otto            199. Randy White
   166. Don Hutson             183. Alan Page          200. Steve Young
   167. Michael Irvin          184. William Perry

* Card 153 is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy in
the All-Madden Coffin Corner Punt drill in mini camp mode.

** Card 158 is locked and can only be unlocked by placing a save file from
EA's NCAA 2003 game onto the memory card.

*** Card 159 is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy
in the All-Madden Precision Passing drill in mini camp mode.

 Card 172 is locked and can only be unlocked by placing a save file from
EA's NASCAR Thunder 2003 onto the memory card.

 Card 185 is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy in
the All-Madden Ground Attack drill in mini camp mode.

 Card 186 is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy in
the All-Madden Swat Ball drill in mini camp mode.

 Card 190 is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy in
the All-Madden Chase and Tackle drill in mini camp mode.

 Card 192 is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy in
the All-Madden Clutch Kicking drill in mini camp mode.

 Card 198 is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy in
the All-Madden Trench Fight drill in mini camp mode.

 Card 200 is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy in
the All-Madden Precision Passing drill in mini camp mode.



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Musician Cards (#201 - #205)
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Cards #201-#205 are Musician cards.

Rarity: 1 in 1300
Duration of affect: Unlimited
Value if sold: 10
Power rating: 0

Card Description: 
"[Player's name] will be added to the roster as a Free Agent."

Card Explanation: This card simply adds the musicians, primarily from Good
Charlotte, to your roster. Any time you start a new profile, you receive
enough tokens to purchase one pack of Madden Cards. The first pack of a new
profile will always contain the following musicians, and ten random cards from
those that are unlocked to the profile.

201. Andrew W.K.
202. Benji
203. Billy
204. Joel
205. Paul



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Cheat Cards (#206 - #231)
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Cards #206-231 are Cheat Cards.

Rarity: 1 in 450/650/1300
Duration of affect: Varies, see specific card description
Value if sold: 3/6/12
Power rating: 25/50/75

Note: In the case of the cards locked via mini camp mode (the drills),
receiving a gold trophy in the specified drill unlocks the bronze version of
the card in Rookie mode, the silver in Pro mode, and the Gold in All-Pro mode.
Receiving a gold in the drill also earns you one of the corresponding card.


206. 1st and 5
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your first down yards to go will
be set to five for 1 P/Q/H."


207. 1st and 15
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Card Description: "This card requires your opponent to get 15 yards to reach
a first down for 1 P/Q/H.


208. 5th Down
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Card Description: "When this card is played, you will get 5 downs to make a
first for 1 P/Q/H."

Note: Card #208 is bugged. If a player attempts to use a bronze version of
this card, it seems to have no affect. If someone knows has used the bronze
version of this card effectively, I'd appreciate it if you'd let me know how.


209. 3rd Down
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your opponent will only get 3
downs to make a first for 1 P/Q/H."


210. Human Plow
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your broken tackles will increase
by 25/50/75% for the game."

Note: This card is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy
in the Ground Attack drills.


211. Super Dive
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your diving distance will
increase by 25/50/75% for the game."


212. Da Boot
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Card Description: "When this card is played, you will receive unlimited field
goal range for 1 P/Q/H."

Note: This card is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy
in the Clutch Kicking drills.


213. Tight Fit
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your opponent's uprights will be
made very narrow for 1 P/Q/H."


214. Da Bomb
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Card Description: "When this card is played, you will receive unlimited pass
range for 1 P/Q/H."


215. Lame Duck
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your opponent will throw a lob
pass for 1 P/Q/H."

Note: This card is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy
in the Swat Ball drill.


216. Mistake Free
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Card Description: "When this card is played, you can't fumble or throw an
interception for 1 P/Q/H."

Note: This card is bugged. Although it happens rarely, a player can fumble
despite that this card has been played. In the instance that I had it happen,
it is possible that the fumble was not a "legitimate" fumble and would have
been over-turned by a review of the play, however I was out of challenges at
the time that this occurred.


217. Fumblitis
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your opponent's fumbles will
increase by 25/50/75% for the game."

Note: This card is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy
in the Chase and Tackle drill.


218. Bingo
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your defensive interceptions will
increase by 25/50/75% for the game."

219. Unforced Errors
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your opponent will fumble every
time he tries to juke for 1 P/Q/H."


220. Mr. Mobility
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your QB can't be sacked for 1
P/Q/H."

Note: This card is bugged. Although it happens rarely, your quarterback can be
sacked even if you play this card.


221. Extra Credit
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Card Description: "This card awards 2/3/4 points for every interception and
1/2/3 points for every sack."

Note: This card is locked and can only be unlocked by placing a save file from
EA's NCAA 2003 game onto the memory card.


222. Touchy
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your opponent's penalties will
increase by 50% for 1 P/Q/H."


223. Bad Spot
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Card Description: "When this card is played, the ref will spot the ball 1-2
yards short for 1 P/Q/H."


224. Toast
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your ability to burn a DB will
increase by 25/50/75% for the game."


225. Jam
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your ability to jam a WR will
increase by 25/50/75% for the game."


226. Pocket Protectors
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your pass blocking success will
increase by 25/50/75% for the game."

Note: This card is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy
in the Pocket Presence drill.


227. Penetration
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your d-line success will increase
by 25/50/75% for the game."

Note: This card is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy
in the Trench Fight drill.


228. QB On Target
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your QB Accuracy will be 100% for
1 P/Q/H."

Note: This card is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy
in the Precision Passing drill.


229. Coffin Corner
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your punt will go out of bounds at
max distance for 1 P/Q/H."

Note: This card is locked and can only be unlocked by receiving a gold trophy
in the Coffin Corner Punt drill.


230. Wind Gust
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Card Description: "When this card is played, fieldgoal kicks will receive a
gust of wind in your favor for 1 P/Q/H."


231. Hands of Glue
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your catching ability will
increase by 25/50/75% for the game."


232. Hands of Stone
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your opponent's catching ability
decrease by 25/50/75% for the game."


233. Couch Potato
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your opponent's fatigue will
increase by 25/50/75% for the game."


234. Time Out
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Card Description: "When this card is played, you will get unlimited timeouts
for 1 Q/H/G."


235. Ouch!
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Card Description: "When this card is played, your opponent's injuries will
increase by 25/50/75% for the game.


236. Worker's Comp
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Card Description: "This card awards points (based on severity) whenever a
player gets injured for 1 Q/H/G.


237. Passerby
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Card Description: When this card is played, your QB can throw past the line of
scrmmage for one play."

Note: This card is locked and can only be unlocked by placing a save file from
EA's NASCAR Thunder 2003 game onto the memory card.



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Locked Stadiums (#238 - #248)
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Cards #238-248 are locked stadiums.

Rarity: 1 in 2000
Duration of affect: Unlimited
Value if sold: 25
Power rating: 0

Card Description: 
"If you have this card, the [name of card] stadium will be unlocked at Stadium
Select."

Card Explanation:
It just allows you to play exhibition games (Play Now from the main menu) in
these stadiums.

  238. Super Bowl XXXVII
  239. Super Bowl XXXVIII
  240. Super Bowl XXXIX
  241. Super Bowl XL
  242. Aloha Stadium(tm)
  243. Tiburon Complex
  244. EA SPORTS
 *245. Dodge City
**246. Pharoah Stadium
  247. Alpha Blitz
  248. Maddenstein

* Card 245 is locked and can only be unlocked by placing a save file from
EA's NCAA 2003 game onto the memory card.

** Card 246 is locked and can only be unlocked by placing a save file from
EA's NASCAR Thunder 2003 game onto the memory card. 



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Locked Teams (#249 - #296)
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Cards # 249-296 are locked teams.

Rarity: 1 in 1400
Duration of affect: Unlimited
Value if sold: 10
Power rating: 0

Card Description: "If you have this card, the [name of card] will be unlocked
at Team Select."

Note: The back of the All-Madden teams (#275-#290) read, "[Name of card]
consists of John's personal favorites for that year."

Note: The back of the Madden Super Bowl (# 291) reads, "A compilation of the
toughest players to ever see a Super Bowl."

Note: Cards #293-#296 have individual wording on the backs that pertain to the
fictional team they represent.

Card Explanation:
It just allows you to play exhibition games (Play Now from the main menu) with
these teams.

249. '58 Colts              265. '86 Giants          281. All Madden '90
250. '66 Packers            266. '88 49ers           282. All Madden '91
251. '68 Jets               267. '90 Eagles          283. All Madden '92
252. '70 Browns             268. '91 Lions           284. All Madden '93
253. '72 Dolphins           269. '92 Cowboys         285. All Madden '94
254. '73 Bills              270. '93 Bills           286. All Madden '95
255. '74 Steelers           271. '94 49ers           287. All Madden '96
256. '76 Raiders            272. '96 Packers         288. All Madden '97
257. '77 Broncos            273. '98 Broncos         289. All Madden '98
258. '78 Dolphins           274. '99 Rams            290. All Madden '99
259. '80 Raiders            275. All Madden '84      291. Madden Super Bowl
260. '81 Chargers           276. All Madden '85     *292. Marshals
261. '82 Redskins           277. All Madden '86    **293. Mummies
262. '83 Raiders            278. All Madden '87      294. Sugar Buzz
263. '84 Dolphins           279. All Madden '88      295. Monsters
264. '85 Bears              280. All Madden '89   ***296. All-Time All Madden

* Card 292 is locked and can only be unlocked by placing a save file from
EA's NCAA 2003 game onto the memory card.

** Card 293 is locked and can only be unlocked by placing a save file from
EA's NASCAR Thunder 2003 game onto the memory card.

*** I have bought over 2,000 packs of cards, and not gotten one of these. No
one on the message boards have reported getting one of these. I suspect that
this card, despite showing as unlocked, is locked until a player collects all
other cards, including the locked cards.



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Cheerleader/Pump Up Crowd Cards (#297 - #328)
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Cards #297-#328 are either Cheerleader or Pump Up Crowd cards (if the team has
no cheerleaders). Each card is locked and can only be unlocked by winning the
game situation for the corresponding city in the mini camp, game situation
mode.

Rarity: 1 in 350
Duration of affect: 1 Play
Value if sold: 4
Power rating: 25

Card Description: "When this card is played, this will pump up the crowd for
the [Team]."

297. Bears                  308. Dolphins            319. Raiders
298. Bengals                309. Eagles              320. Rams
290. Bills                  310. Falcons             321. Ravens
300. Denver                 311. 49ers               322. Redskins
301. Browns                 312. Giants              323. Saints
302. Buccaneers             313. Jaguars             324. Seahawks
303. Cardinals              314. Jets                325. Steelers
304. Chargers               315. Lions               326. Texans
305. Chiefs                 316. Packers             327. Titans
306. Colts                  317. Panthers            328. Vikings
307. Cowboys                318. Patriots





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