F-Zero GX Interview Script Guide
by Distant_Rainbow

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0. Table of Contents
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I. Introduction

II. Version History

III. The Basics of Mr. Zero's Interviews

IV. The Interview Script

V. Miscellaneous

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I. Introduction
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Ah, F-Zero GX. A masterpiece of a racing game, addictingly fun, yet extremely
difficult to master. Nevertheless, that excruciating difficulty is what brings
many fans back to this game, as it gives a sense of overwhelming exhilaration.
No wonder this is a good game; it was made by the joint efforts of Nintendo and
Sega, old-time rivals who have each bestowed countless masterpieces upon
gamers in the past. They should do more collaboration projects like this... But
I digress.

Anyway, back to the topic at hand. One of the features this game has is an
Interview section, where the main reporter of the game, Mr. Zero, interviews
the driver you've chosen whenever you win a Grand Prix. Many of the interviews
are interesting/downright hilarious, and I definitely think that there would
be many people who would be interested in knowing more about their favorite 
racer and any wacky responses they would make.

However, as I mentioned above, the difficulty of this game is quite punishing.
So, there will be few people who can manage to unlock every single interview
for their favorite driver, let alone every single interview for every single
driver. Another thing is that F-Zero GX lacks an interview collection menu
where you can view interview scripts you've unlocked, though it does denote
which interviews you've already viewed by shading the choices for them the next
time you get to choose.

That's where this guide comes in. This guide aims to help anyone who wants to
know how the drivers respond to Mr. Zero's questions, whether it's because of
curiosity, or because they couldn't unlock it themselves. It will also serve
as a compilation of the interviews for anyone interested, something that does
not exist in the game itself.

One thing to note is that Mr. Zero's questions do not exactly match the wording
of the choices you are given before the actual interviews, though the gist is
still largely the same. This guide will prioritize Mr. Zero's actual words
rather than the choices given by the game, so apologies in advance if, by
chance, you get confused while reading the guide.

Of course, this guide is bound to be littered with SPOILERS since it can go
quite deep with some of the drivers' personal histories, so in case you hate 
spoilers with a passion, I advise you to think a bit more before reading
further.

Enjoy!

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II. Version History
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Ver 0.1 Jul 10th 2010
The idea popped up about making the perfect Interview Guide for this game.
After consulting some of the message board members, got down to it and started
the guide. Only has the bare-bones material at this point, but is rapidly
growing.

Ver 1.0 Jul 25th 2010
Finished the Interview Guide, and every single interview script I could find.
I presume any updates to be made will be a few I might have missed, rectifying
small errors I overlooked in the guide, or technical ones that have little to
do with the main focus of the guide itself. Anyway, this guide... is mostly
finished. Submitted to, and accepted by GameFAQs.

Ver 1.1 Jul 28th 2010
highwatermark found a Japanese site that lists every single character's every
single interview! Even the ones I deemed 'missing, presumed censored' and left
gaps for in the guide! The downside is that they are all in Japanese. I don't
have the actual English scripts for these interviews, but oh well, bad
translations are better than nothing, right? Added up all the info on these
once-missing four interviews. Now every character has 16 interviews total!
Again, thanks, highwatermark! Now the guide can truly call itself 'finished'!

Ver 1.15 Jul 29th 2010
highwatermark provided links for more videos. Thanks to him, I now have the
exact scripts for Baba, Pico, and Digi-Boy as well! Now this guide is truly
complete. Added Neoseeker.com to the list of sites authorized to use this
guide.

Ver 1.16 Dec 18th 2011
Thanks to highwatermark, found a small case of script editing between versions
in one of Roger Buster's interviews, and have added it to the guide.

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III. The Basics of Mr. Zero's Interviews
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First, before we get to the script proper, I'll explain about the interviews
themselves.

For each difficulty of Novice, Standard and Expert, each driver has three
questions which can be asked. These nine questions are nearly identical for
every driver. There also exist two 'secret' questions, for each of the three
difficulties. One of these secret questions can be accessed as a fourth
question by beating the fourth GP Cup, Diamond. The other can be accessed in
the same way by beating the fifth, super-secret Cup, AX Cup.

In case of the hardest difficulty, Master, it seems that the game recycles a
few of the questions from the three easier difficulties, especially the secret
questions, yet there also seems to be a few questions that are exclusive to
Master difficulty. Generally, these questions tend to be more personal ones,
tailored for each racer.

Altogether, each driver has a total of 16 different interviews, and all of them
are listed in this guide. I thank highwatermark for helping me get the more
elusive, 'censored' interviews. 

As I mentioned in the intro, whenever you beat a Cup, Mr. Zero asks a question,
which you get to choose, and your driver will respond. Naturally, you would
think of building a broken custom machine, seat your driver in it and win
every single Cup to get all the interviews. However, this doesn't work.

Why? Because Mr. Zero does not conduct interviews with a driver in a custom
machine. Which means that, if you want to see Black Shadow's interviews, you'll
have to beat Grand Prix races with Black Shadow's personal craft, the Black
Bull. Same for every one of the 41 drivers. 

As for Mr. Zero himself, he wears a green suit on Novice, a purple suit on
Standard and Expert(a blue shirt on Standard, and a green shirt on Expert), and
a white suit on Master difficulty. Also, if you listen to the tone of his
voice, you can notice that he gets more and more agitated/excited the higher
the difficulty of the Grand Prix you won is. An example can be seen in his
opening sequences to the interviews:

Novice/Standard: From the special F-Zero GP venue, we're broadcasting an
interview with the Grand Prix Champion. Okay then, I'd like to ask you
something.

Expert: Now I'd like to get up close and personal with the champion! Champion!
I'd like to interview you!

Master: F-Zero TV, who has brought you heated race after heated race, will now
present an interview with the champion! Okay then, I'd like to ask you
something!

And his closing sequences after your character replies:

Novice/Standard: That's it, everyone. We'll see you at the next Grand Prix.

Expert/Master: Either of the following two before wrapping up the interview
as in Novice/Standard(but with more enthusiasm):

a) And that's all for adrenalin-driven F-Zero TV!
b) This has been a speed-crazy dream-extravaganza episode of F-Zero TV!

One last piece of interesting info: Mr. Zero is absolutely terrified of some of
the drivers, thus, when he is conducting interviews with them, he's trembling
and stuttering with pure fear. The drivers who receive this response from Mr.
Zero are 00-Deathborn, 06-Pico, 13-Zoda, 25-Blood Falcon, and 30-Black Shadow.
In these cases, Mr. Zero's opening sequences differ, like the following:

Novice/Standard:(Same words, but with stammering, and a shaky, high-tone voice)

Expert/Master: Next on F-Zero TV... We'll risk our lives to interview the
champion!... Uh, Champion... c-could we have a few words with you?...

And so does his closing sequence:

All difficulties: Unfortunately, it's time to say good-bye on F-Zero TV.
G-Good-bye everyone, and keep on racing!...

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IV. The Interview Script
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Welcome to the main part of this guide.

The interviews will be listed in order of the racers' machine numbers, starting
from 00-Deathborn, and ending with 40-Phoenix. I'll write the machines' names
in parentheses as well, in case some people don't recognize the actual drivers'
names.

Of course, Q denotes Mr. Zero's questions/remarks, and A denotes the driver's
responses.

Have fun reading your favorite drivers' words!

(Note: Some of the interviews have been censored from NTSC releases of F-Zero
GX, and thus cannot be viewed normally. The scripts are all intact in Japanese
versions of F-Zero GX, and I have managed to find them. Thanks to highwatermark
for letting me know of these missing interviews' existence! More info about
these censored interviews will be found in detail under the very racers who got
themselves censored; namely, Baba, Pico, Roger Buster, Black Shadow, and
Digi-Boy.)

00 - Deathborn (Dark Schneider)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: The legendary Grand Prix? Hardly challenging for someone of my talent!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I have already won the F-Zero in the underworld.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The Dark Schneider! The wings of darkness! *close-up shot of the vehicle*

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: The same power that will enable me to control the world!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: You dare to challenge my supremacy?! You have a death wish?! Bwahahahaha!!!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: You're all going to die. Say goodbye to your loved ones.

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: The winner's belt is in my hands! The fate of the galaxy is in my hands!
Gwahahahaha!!!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Dominate the galaxy, and create a new world order.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: You can have it all.
Q: Th... thank you, Champion!...

Master/Secret:
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Q: Can you tell us something about your other interests?
A: World domination! You are all nothing more than pawns in my grand battle
plan!

Q: What do you plan to achieve through world domination?
A: Make the world a much more interesting place.

Q: Any advice for your rivals?
A: None of you will ever truly be my rivals. Give up now!

Q: A final message for the defeated Captain Falcon?
A: Don't get up off your knees. Everyone is going to bow down to me eventually
anyhow.

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: *swats down the signature board* Don't mess with me! You know the fate of
the universe depends on my mood!

Q: Once the interviews are done, the Grand Prix is over.
A: Yes, the dream is over! Now your worst possible nightmare is about to begin!
Gwahahahaha!!!

Q: You'll win the next Grand Prix too, then?
A: This will be the last of these boring little races!

01 - Mighty Gazelle (Red Gazelle)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: I survived my accident, and now I'm back with a vengeance!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: For the glory.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: It looks like a gazelle leaping across the plains of the savannah, doesn't
it? *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: That should be obvious! This new, upgraded steel body!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Hahahahaha! My muscles hurt from laughing! Even though I don't have muscles
anymore.

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: As long as you support us, the Red Gazelle and I will stay on the track.

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: A million volts of running power - who can catch me?

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Plans? Who makes plans? I go where the wind takes me.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Buy a new body. One of those antique ones.

Master/Secret:
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Q: What do you do when you're not racing?
A: Disaster rescue. I can go where humans can't.

Q: Are you confident of defending this title?
A: That's a stupid question! I'm champion now, and I'll be champion next time,
too!

Q: You were in a serious F-Zero crash, weren't you?
A: It was enough to keep me out of the F-Zero for a while. But who can stay
away?

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Anyone who wants my autograph, line up here! *draws his face on the board*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Do you have a girlfriend?
A: Of course I do. ...I hope you don't think she's a cyborg, too?

Q: Some racers are saying your victory is a victory for science.
A: I know they don't want to admit defeat. But they have to acknowledge my
skill!

Q: Don't you miss having a human form?
A: Not at all. You have no idea how good a coat of oil feels, or a good jolt of
electricity!

02 - Jody Summer (White Cat)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: I didn't do it alone. I'd like to thank the Galactic Space Federation for
their support.

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I'm going to eliminate the criminal element that congregates for this race!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: Those who don't take my White Cat seriously, learn to regret it. *close-up
shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Doing my best. Although that's not as simple as it sounds, of course.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: I'll take you on, anytime!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: You knew I'd do it, didn't you?

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: How could the day not end with my victory lap?

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: TV appearances, and I have three contracts for product endorsements.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Ah... Pamper myself at the best beauty salon in the galaxy!

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Of course. Treasure it always! *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: We expect no less from the Galactic Space Federation's star racer.
A: The best in the Federation is the best in the galaxy!

Q: There was a lot of dangerous driving today!
A: My spin attack got rid of those bad-mannered troublemakers!

Q: What do you treasure most in life?
A: My family. They're very precious to me.

Q: When there are no races, what do you do?
A: Helping the Federation maintain order in the galaxy.

Q: You have a great mechanic.
A: Oh yes. John Tanaka. Yes, he's a vital member of my team.

Q: Your rivals tried to get you as hard as ever!
A: But of course, I won! The story has a happy ending for the heroine.

03 - Dr. Stewart (Golden Fox)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Yes! Not bad, don't you think?

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: To prove my father's theories.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The Golden Fox... Just as my late father designed it. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: It's not something one can simply explain in words.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Hah! They need to learn what the F-Zero is all about!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I hope you feel honored to have witnessed my consummate skill!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: The way I drive is an art form!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Visit my father's grave, and tell him of my victory.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: I race for the honor. You can keep the money.

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Make sure you display it in a very expensive frame! *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: You had quite an elite life as a doctor.
A: Who wants guaranteed success? All I'm interested in right now is the thrill
of F-Zero!

Q: That's a nice scarf.
A: Hahaha, I wear it for somebody. It's a symbol of our friendship.

Q: Can you tell us about your father?
A: He was a man of strong convictions. I hope to follow in his footsteps.

Q: Not even Falcon could stop you!
A: With my driving, and my machine? Nobody could stop me!

Q: The way you drive is an art form!
A: My driving was perfect! Not a millimeter of movement wasted.

Q: Are you confident of defending this title?
A: Of course! Who else could possibly win?

04 - Baba (Iron Tiger)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: I'm on fire!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: F-Zero is the only worthy recipient of my affections!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: I love her. She's beautiful, isn't she? *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Love! No racer I set my eyes on, escapes!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Sure, I'll take you all on! The fun continues!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Can you feel how much I love you?

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: The F-Zero goddess wins again!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: The fun is just beginning! Let's join in the victory parade!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Commission a huge statue of me!

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: With love, from me! *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: You look lovely in that tiger print.
A: You have to be graceful but masculine to get away with a look like this,
baby!

Q: We hear you're an excellent dancer!
A: Poetry in motion, baby! Watch these moves!

Q: Who do you consider your biggest rivals?
A: Hahahaha! Who on earth could keep up with me?!

Q: You have quite a colorful group of fans here today!
A: And they'll be back to decorate my next victory, too!

Q: Not even Falcon could stop you.
A: It was time that someone good-looking won this race!

Q: What a powerful, dynamic performance you gave us today!
A: Never underestimate a man in drag!

(Note: Baba's first Expert difficulty interview, and his last Master/Secret
interview are censored in NTSC releases of F-Zero GX. The former is likely
because Baba, a man, is calling himself a goddess(gender confusion much?...),
and as for the second one... well, 'man in drag' sums up the reason. In case of
the Expert difficulty interview, the 'Not even Falcon could stop you.' question
replaces it as a question to be asked on Expert difficulty, while the Master/
Secret question is simply missing with no replacement.)

05 - Samurai Goroh (Fire Stingray)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Samurai Goroh is the best in the galaxy!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: To cut Falcon down to size!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The power of two RS-5060 engines knows no equal! *close-up shot of the 
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Being so handsome! Bwahahahaha!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Hahaha! They're no more than toys for me to amuse myself with!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Goroh is the greatest man in racing. In fact, in the whole galaxy!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Pedal to the metal! Samurai Goroh stops for no one!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Have it out with Falcon! *points at camera* You wouldn't run away from a
challenge, would you, Falcon?!
Q: We'll take a look at that in a special program after F-Zero TV!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: That's a pittance. I'll take it to the casino, and come back with a 100
times as much!

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Sure! As many as you want! Hahahaha! *makes a giant handprint*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Are you really the boss of a gang of thieves?
A: Yes, I am! And I've stolen this victory! Muhahaha!

Q: We hear you like to drink.
A: Yeah. Drink a toast to my success. And to the look on Falcon's face right
now!

Q: There doesn't seem to be anyone who can beat you!
A: Haha! Samurai Goroh's time has come!

Q: We're overwhelmed with young people who want to join your gang of thieves!
A: Come with me, if you dare! We'll rule the universe!

Q: We hear you have a lot of secret fans out there.
A: Samurai Goroh never lets his fans down!

Q: Falcon looked pretty unhappy.
A: Ha! I'm a better racer, and a better bounty hunter!

06 - Pico (Wild Goose)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: The thrill of F-Zero reminds me of the battlefield.

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: Only the F-Zero can quench my thirst for blood!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: Ahahahaha! Faster than a speeding bullet! *close-up shot of the vehicle*

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: I wiped out all the racers.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: The next time they race will be their last!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I'm going to bathe the circuit in blood! Hahahahahahaha!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Hahaha! Who can stop me?

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Time for my other career. I have some assassinations to take care of.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Sponsor the 'Pico Cup'! The most thrilling race in F-Zero history!

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Just one. And don't ask me again. *signs in blood-red ink*

Q: What are your plans for the next Grand Prix?
A: Next time, no one will make it home alive!

Q: They say the Galactic Space Federation is out to arrest you.
A: Me, against the Galactic Space Federation? NOW the game gets interesting!

Q: We heard that you're a professional hit man!...
A: Anyone you want taken care of, just let me know!

Q: What are your other interests?
A: I collect knives. And they all cut veeeeeeery well.

Q: What kind of food do you like?
A: A nice slab of steak, dripping with blood.

Q: Aren't you ever afraid during races?
A: What are you talking about? I love the danger!

(Note: Pico's third Novice difficulty interview is censored in NTSC releases of
F-Zero GX. As to the reason, I'm guessing it's because of the blatant usage of
Superman's catchphrase(faster than a speeding bullet) and that they were afraid
of getting sued by DC over using it, though it's also possible that these
twitchy censors actually wanted to avoid using the word 'bullet'. Anyway, the
first Standard difficulty interview('What was the key to your victory?')
replaces this question as a question to be asked on Novice difficulty, and is
also asked on Standard difficulty as well.)

07 - Captain Falcon (Blue Falcon)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Thank you. I couldn't have done it without my fans.

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I was born to be an F-Zero racer.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The Blue Falcon is the fastest machine on the circuit. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: You don't win by being lucky. You win by being bold.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Hah. Come on, then!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I'll take on anybody, anytime!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Now you all know the genius of the Falcon!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Winning this race next time, of course.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: I'm planning to spend it on construction of the Neo Blue Falcon.
Q: We're looking forward to it!

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Of course. How's this? *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Listen to that crowd! Do you have anything to say to them?
A: *raises fist* YEAH!!!

Q: What's the most important requirement for a racer?
A: *beats chest with one fist* HEART!

Q: What do you do when you're not racing?
A: Chase prize money. I'm a bounty hunter.

Q: Will you let us see your face?
A: If you can beat me in a race, I'll show you.

Q: I want to be a racer like you!
A: Hmm. You're quite sharp, aren't you? You'd make a good racer.

Q: Is it true that you're thinking of retiring?
A: Of course not. There are still rivals to be defeated. The battle is just
beginning.

08 - Octoman (Deep Claw)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Heheheheh. It was for the Octopus race.

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: If I won, the next Grand Prix would be held on our planet.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: It's a second-hand machine, but it's a gem. *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: I have more arms!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Spineless, the lot of them... Bring on some real competition!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I love you all!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Well done, indeed.

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: My shoulders are really stiff. I'm going for a massage.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Use it to support all these youngsters. *camera pans to show 30 small aliens
of Octoman's race*

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: I'll write it with homemade ink! *signs in black, circular letters*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: What would you like to do in the future?
A: Rescue every octopus in the universe that is in danger of being eaten.

Q: If you compared yourself to an animal, what would it be?
A: Gentle, but strong... I'd have to say, an elephant!

Q: How do you spend your days off?
A: Lounging in the sun, and taking ice-cold seawater showers.

Q: You're finally able to go back to your planet.
A: I miss the oceans of home.

Q: Is being an octopus inconvenient?
A: Oh, yes. There are people who want to eat me!

Q: You've defeated your old rival, Jody Summer!
A: Jody should get over her anti-octopus feelings.

09 - Mr. EAD (Great Star)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Hohohoho! It all went according to my computer program!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: To check for bugs in my program.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: This is my brother! *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: My flawless performance!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Hohohoho! This should make for interesting data! Come on, then!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: To all of you big wigs at the EAD: This should prove what I can do! Can we
go into mass production now?

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Power: A! Reflexes: A! Judgment: A! With my straight-A record!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Transmit all this data I've collected from the race.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Use it as the capital for my mass production.

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Of course! This is a chance to test my writing function! *draws a picture of
himself with his name underneath*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: What kind of food do you like?
A: Italian, Italian. Hohohoho!

Q: What are your dreams for the future?
A: I like the human likestyle. I want to wear overalls everyday and take it
easy. Hohohohoho!

Q: Do androids have emotions?
A: Of course. When I think of how my brother was recycled... *sob* as my racing
car... *sob*

Q: Are you moving towards mass production?
A: Mass production has already begun! *laughs for a long time, with shots of
the Great Star shown on-screen*

Q: Your name is unusual. Where does it come from?
A: From my various components. Body strength level E. Boost capability level A.
And grip capability level D. *tries to clumsily depict the letters E, A and D
with his body whilst saying them*

Q: Where are you originally from?
A: Kyoto, in Japan. I'm not allowed to tell you any more.

10 - James McCloud (Little Wyvern)
==================================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: A great achievement. And if it brings me more work, it'll be perfect.

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: Galaxy Dog was running at a loss. 

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: It's the top of the Space Dynamics line. *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: The ability to think and act quickly when the pressure's on.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Tough luck. They had their chance, and they blew it.

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Galaxy Dog - mercenaries for hire! Give us a call.

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: With a machine like this, the winner's podium is only a short step away!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Go celebrate my victory with my friends at Galaxy Dog!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Buy the latest model racing machine for my son.

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Aw, gee, this is embarrassing!... *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Chance was smiling on you today!
A: No. There are no miracles in F-Zero. I earned this victory.

Q: What are your dreams for the future?
A: To raise my son to be a better man than me.

Q: What's that insignia on your back?
A: The Galaxy Dog logo. I designed it.

Q: Who do you consider to be your closest rivals?
A: My only rival is myself.

Q: Do you have any favorite words or saying?
A: 'Friendship is a treasure that lasts a lifetime.' My mates at Galaxy Dog are
the greatest!

Q: Do you ever feel like pulling out when the race gets dangerous?
A: My machine has no reverse gear. The only way out is the finish line!

11 - Billy (Mad Wolf)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Hurry up! Where's my prize money?!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: For the money! Money makes the world go around!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: This thing really brings in the money. *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: What key? I just went after the cash!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: OK, OK, bring 'em on. But you have to offer the same stakes.

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I'm the richest monkey in the galaxy!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Five races, for one billion credits prize money? What a profit!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: If you want to know, cough up the billion credits.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Loan it to those in need. At an exorbitant rate!

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: 50,000 space credits each! I'll give you two for 90,000. *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: That was quite aggressive racing. No one could catch you.
A: I don't need flattery! Just bring me out the money!

Q: What are your dreams for the future?
A: A big house? Hmm... A beautiful wife? Nah, it would have to be money!

Q: How did you find out about the F-Zero?
A: A TV commercial. That one where Falcon says 'Let's try!' at the end.

Q: What do you do when you're not racing?
A: A cut-price banana business... Door to door sales... Anything that makes
money!

Q: Are you going to donate some of your prize money to charity?
A: Shut up! This is MY money, and I'm not giving any of it to anybody else!

Q: What do you think of those drivers who break the race rules?
A: Are you implying something about my driving?

12 - Kate Alen (Super Piranha)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: I'm the Prima Donna of the race circuit!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: It's always been my dream to enter a race.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: Without it, my dream never would have come true. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: I was lucky!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: I'll see if I can fit them into my schedule.

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: See you again at the next Grand Prix! *blows kisses*

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: If I'm dreaming, please don't wake me!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Recording, honey. I can make a great song out of this!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: First, I need to buy a purse to put it in.

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Just for you. But don't tell my manager! *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Are you confident of being able to defend your title?
A: Of course. Kate Alen will win again! Spread the challenge through the
galaxy!

Q: Are there any similarities between racing and the music world?
A: The burning passion that you need.

Q: There are some who say the rules need to be tightened to prevent accidents
during the race.
A: Accidents are what spice up this race! I love that extra thrill!

Q: What's a greater thrill - winning the Grand Prix, or having one of your
songs top the charts?
A: Winning the F-Zero Grand Prix, of course. There's nothing like it.

Q: What were you doing a year ago?
A: Performing at an outdoor concert in Red Canyon. Who'd have thought I'd end
up here?

Q: You won!
A: No one had the skill to keep up with me! It was just like dancing!

13 - Zoda (Death Anchor)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Ohoho! My time has finally come! Ohohohohoho!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: Winning the Grand Prix seemed a good first step on my path to world
domination!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: It was created by a genius! Ha! *points at self* *close-up shot of the
vehicle*

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: I tampered with the other racers' machines! Ohohohohahahaha!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: I'll send the lot of you home, in coffins! Ohohohohahahaha!
Q: Th-thank you for the interview, and thank you for the excellent race!...

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I am the new Emperor of Evil!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: The F-Zero is no real challenge for an evil genius!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: This is my first step towards controlling the whole world!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: To sponsor more acts of evil, and develop new weapons.

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Here! Have a self-portrait as well! *signs, and draws his face*

Q: What do you do in your spare time?
A: I like to grow flowers. Flowers that kill people!

Q: A message for your fans who've supported you all this time?
A: I have fans? Hey, raise your hand if you're my fan! One... two... three...
four... five... I have five fans!

Q: You've been inundated with requests to appear on TV!
A: You've heard that? Then tell me why they only want me on comedy shows.

Q: Tell us why you want to control the world.
A: It's every bad guy's dream, of course!

Q: A beautiful victory over the Arrows!...
A: I will definitely bring those two over to the Dark Side. They can work for
me, when I rule the world!

Q: Which planet do you come from?
A: Earth! I'm not an alien, I'm an improved version of the human! 

14 - Jack Levin (Astro Robin)
=============================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: It was a fantastic race!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: The F-Zero was the only showcase for my looks and talent!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The Astro Robin. Tough and good-looking, just like me! *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Lady Luck is a fan of mine! Heh heh heh heh!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: They're all great racers, but they're second rate!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I dedicate this victory to all of you! *blows a kiss*

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: The roar of the fans is the only incentive I need! *blows a kiss*

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: I have to sign a billion autographs! That'll be tougher than this race!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Giving autographed souvenirs to the kids in my fan club!

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Of course! This is number 1,745,233,248! *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: If everyone were your fan, we'd have world peace, wouldn't we?
A: That's a great idea! That would make me the happiest man in the galaxy!

Q: Is there anything you're afraid of?
A: My mother. She's impervious to my charms.

Q: Do you have a girlfriend?
A: My 20 billion fans are my girlfriends! *blows a kiss*

Q: Say hello to the citizens of the galaxy!
A: I'm Jack Levin, and I'm the most handsome F-Zero in the galaxy!

Q: A message for all your fans who supported you all this time?
A: The love of my fans is part of the prize. And I'll be going after both
again!

Q: You'll be defending your crown?
A: Of course! For the sake of my fans... *does a spinning kick in place* I'll
be back and I'll be the best!

15 - Bio Rex (Big Fang)
=======================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: You look surprised. Aren't dinosaurs supposed to win?

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I heard that the winner gets to eat the tastiest meat in the galaxy.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: I designed it. Dinosaurs are smarter than humans. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: I was all revved up to eat my opposition!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: If I beat you again, I'll eat the lot of you!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Dinosaurs were on this planet long before you humans came along. The Earth
belongs to us!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: I'm hungry. Could we make this a quick interview?

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: First of all, I want meat. Bring the champion some meat!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Spend it all on food! RAWR!!!

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: If you've got something to eat, I'll do anything for you. *makes a giant
handprint*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: What are your favorite foods?
A: Uhhh... Hamburgers... Steaks... Hot dogs... Humans... Anything with meat.

Q: Can you tell us something about dinosaur beliefs?
A: Everyone you meet is food. Eat all the food put in front of you. And brush
your teeth properly.

Q: You're quite an aggressive racer. You left everyone behind you!
A: Why, thank you! Here, have some of this meat!

Q: You're confident of defending this title, of course?
A: I'm a gourmand. I won't race against anyone who wouldn't make a good meal.

Q: What do you think of the other racers?
A: They all looked delicious!... Except for Samurai Goroh.

Q: What would you consider your pride and joy?
A: These fangs! They're so sharp, I could eat my racing machine!

16 - The Skull (Sonic Phantom)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: I'm not even tired. Ha!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I was born to be a racer.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: Oho! This has amazing boosters. It could blast all the way to the
netherworld! *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Techniques I learned from the dead.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: I've got plenty of time. I'll take on all comers!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Is this being broadcast in the underworld?

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Haha! Not even the Grim Reaper could have kept up with me!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Take a nice, long nap in my coffin.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Heh heh heh heh. Dead men don't need money. I do it for the thrills! Gotta
make the heart beat faster!

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Don't lose it! It's your passport to the netherworld! *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: What have you learned since you died?
A: Ahh... Living is not all there is to life. When you die, you'll know what I
mean.

Q: And is there anything you'd like to say to the racers you beat today?
A: Here's a one-way ticket to the netherworld!

Q: Do you have your eye on any of the other racers?
A: Captain Falcon. I'd really like to see him in the Land of the Dead.

Q: What's the first thing you want to do, now you're back from the dead?
A: Visit my grave.

Q: Any advice for the other racers?
A: It's okay to go at full speed. But if you don't watch out for accidents,
you'll end up like me!

Q: What's it like in the Land of the Dead?
A: Hahaha, the netherworld? Everyone's turned into health freaks!

17 - Antonio Guster (Green Panther)
===================================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Look at me, Goroh! I am number one!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: This is just the beginning of my revenge, Goroh!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The Green Panther never lets me down. *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Holding on to how much I hate Samurai Goroh.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Come on, then!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I can't believe I have supporters. I'm so darn lucky.

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Goroh stands defeated, and I won! This is a great race! Hahahahaha!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: To beat Samurai Goroh senseless. Don't run away, coward!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Donate it all to the Victims of Samurai Goroh Society.

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Here. I wrote, 'in memory of Goroh's defeat.' *signs, then makes a
faceprint*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: What is it with you and Goroh?
A: As soon as the Federation put a price on my head, he tried to turn me in!

Q: What's your hair like under that helmet?
A: Well, it's either a Mohawk, an Afro, or a skinhead do. *his head alternates
each hairstyle as he says it* You can't guess? It's a Mohawk! *takes off
helmet, revealing a giant, dark blue Mohawk*

Q: We hear you're not a bad baseball pitcher.
A: Baseball... Yeah, I'd really like to send Goroh a few dead balls...

Q: What do you do when you're not racing?
A: I'm a bodyguard. I'll protect anyone, as long as they pay me.

Q: What do you and your gang do, exactly?
A: Fight. No one can beat me in unarmed combat!

Q: Goroh looked unhappy with the result.
A: Yeah, he looks great, doesn't he? Hahahahaha!

18 - Beastman (Hyper Speeder)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: We all knew it would end this way.

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I put my life on the line. I love the thrill!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The Hyper Speeder and I are an unbeatable team! *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: The machine's explosive speed, my superhuman fitness and reflexes... The
list is endless!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: The race has been won by the best man! They can't change that!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: If you see any wild animals, give me a call! I'll be after them at 2,000
kilometers an hour!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: I am Beastman! I fight to the death!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: The wild animals are calling. The Hyper Speeder and I are off!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Money just dulls a hunter's reflexes. All I need is a sauna after training.

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: It's the signature of the greatest beast hunter alive! Treasure it! *kicks
the signature board, leaving a footprint*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: That was a great race. We look forward to the next one.
A: I'm going to show you a thrilling Grand Prix!

Q: Are there similarities between the F-Zero and your job - hunting beasts?
A: Both require dedication. A moment's hesitation can be the difference between
life and death.

Q: What's the biggest animal you've brought down?
A: This one! *points to his helmet, made from an alligator head* Next, I want
to make a helmet from a Bio Rex!

Q: Can you tell us how you became a world-class hunter?
A: Used gym equipment I bought from catalogues, and took a karate course by
correspondence.

Q: Do you have any dreams for the future?
A: A peaceful world, free of wild animals!

Q: What's the secret of your great driving style?
A: Attack, attack, attack!

19 - Leon (Space Angler)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Yeah! Victory is mine!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: To see the smiles on the kids' faces.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The Space Angler! It cuts through the wind like a knife! *close-up shot of
the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Racing for someone other than myself.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Catch me if you can!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Did you see me race? That's the power of a wild beast!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: The power of the wild one! No one stands in my way!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: I plan to take up wrestling.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Tonight, we eat like lords, kids! I'm on my way!

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Give it to the kids who are watching the race on TV tonight! *draws...
something... can't figure what it is...*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Nice gloves!
A: They were a present from the kids.

Q: What are your hobbies?
A: I coach soccer. The kids are pretty good.

Q: For the sake of the kids, you can't lose, can you?
A: I fight for a reason, I win for a reason.

Q: Your machine's a beautiful color.
A: It's the color of the sky over my home planet.

Q: You've made the children a promise?
A: I promised to build them a soccer field with the money. And I'll keep that
promise.

Q: What do you do when you're not racing?
A: I'm the head of an orphanage. I won this race for the kids.

20 - Super Arrow (King Meteor)
==============================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Super Arrow knows not the word 'impossible'!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: For justice and galactic peace!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: My sword of justice, the King Meteor! That's a 40 year loan, that is...
*close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Justice always wins in the end.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: The stronger my rivals are, the better I fight!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: People of Earth! I have foiled Zoda's ambition. Rest easy!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: I am champion! I am justice! I am Super Arrow!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: To eliminate evil! It will be a little harder than winning a Grand Prix...

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: To pay off the loan on my machine. Hey, honey! It's time to raise my
allowance!

Master/Secret:
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Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Signing autographs is one of a hero's duties! *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Can we see your face?
A: The defender of justice must keep his face hidden.

Q: You'll be able to sleep well tonight!
A: We've triumphed over evil! I'll be able to rest well for a while.

Q: You're always with that owl, aren't you?
A: It brings me good luck.

Q: Nobody could keep up with you!
A: Thanks to my wife's strict training!

Q: Who is faster? You, or your wife?
A: I concede that victory to my wife. I'm scared not to!...

Q: Are there any negative aspects to being a defender of justice?
A: Uh... the wages are really low.

21 - Mrs. Arrow (Queen Meteor)
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Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: I won! I won!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: The Arrows go wherever evil is.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: It's the greatest. *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
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Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Boosts. And good timing.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: I'll teach them how to drive, if they like.

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: An elegant race, wasn't it? I hope you enjoyed it.

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: The most beautiful champion in F-Zero history!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: I'd like to take a vacation. But there is no rest for the defenders of
justice.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: It will all go to charity. My husband can make do with the allowance he has.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Just one, then. *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: The race was yours from the beginning. No one else stood a chance!
A: Hahaha, was such a foregone conclusion boring to watch?

Q: I heard the justice of Mrs. Arrow is known for its severity.
A: Racers who break the rules will be severely punished!

Q: What do you think of Super Arrow's racing?
A: He still needs a little work!

Q: The rumor mill says you and your husband aren't getting on.
A: You've got to be kidding! Of course we fight, but we have a great
relationship built on trust.

Q: How did Super Arrow propose to you?
A: He was beating around the bush, so I ordered him to marry me!

Q: Your driving will live in F-Zero history!
A: A driver wants to live on in the records, and in people's memories.

22 - Gomar and Shioh (Twin Noritta)
===================================

Note: Gomar is the shorter one, while Shioh is the taller one.
Note2: In case they speak one at a time/differently, G denotes Gomar, while
S denotes Shioh. A denotes that both are speaking together.

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Gomar and Shioh are the greatest!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
S: We wanted you to know...
G: ...if you work together, you can do anything.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The Twin Noritta is the third member of our team. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Pairing up together!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
S: We have the best machine!
G: The best engineer!
S: The best pilots!
A: We'll win again!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Gomar and Shioh make the impossible come true!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
G: You're a champion!
S: You're a champion!
A: We're the champions! Gomar and Shioh are the champions!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: We're going to talk it over together.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
S: Save it.
G: Gamble with it!

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
G: Two... *Shioh signs*
S: ...for the price of one! *Gomar signs*
A: What a bargain!
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Your driving technique is amazing!
G: That's us, Gomar and Shioh!
S: Different from all the rest!

Q: You're a great team. You have no rivals!
S: One plus one equals one hundred!
G: That's us, Gomar and Shioh!

Q: Nice scarves you're wearing.
A: These scarves are the symbol of our friendship!

Q: What do you treasure most in life?
G: My partner!
S: Money!

Q: Will you enter the Grand Prix again?
S: F-Zero is great!
G: Everyone looks so happy!
A: We'll be back again!

Q: You don't know the word 'impossible', do you?
G: That's us, Gomar and Shioh!
S: Together, we'll take on the galaxy! *Shioh tosses Gomar high up in the air*

23 - Silver Neelsen (Night Thunder)
===================================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: I wanted to win, and now I have! Peace! *does the V/peace sign with his
hand*

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: F-Zero drivers are so cool. And I'm the coolest in the universe!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: We've got a lot of mileage left in us yet. *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: My machine was important! But more than that!... Um... I... forget already.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: I'll teach them what F-Zero is all about!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Life is short. Enjoy every day as much as you can.

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: I won! What a great end to the Grand Prix! Hahahahaha!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: My 99th birthday party. It's going to be huge!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Open the Silver Neelsen Museum.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: My first autograph as a champion! Wow! *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: That was quite aggressive racing. No one could catch you!
A: Silver Neelsen, the most aggressive old man in the galaxy! Hahahahaha!

Q: You've been looking forward to victory for so long. Now you can retire.
A: I'll never retire! And after I die, I'll race in the afterlife!

Q: Tell us, what's the secret of your longevity?
A: Hahahahaha! Laughing a lot! It's good for your health! Hahaha!

Q: How many times have you entered the Grand Prix?
A: Uh... Um... I forget already...

Q: You're a very energetic 98-year old.
A: 98 is still young! Peace! *does the V/peace sign with his hand*

Q: You're the man of the moment! We hear you'll be starring in a movie!
A: To celebrate my victory, they're going to make a movie of my life.

24 - Michael Chain (Wild Boar)
==============================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Behold the power of the Bloody Chain!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: To show the world the strength of the Bloody Chain.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The boss of the Bloody Chain must have the best. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Eliminating everyone who got in my way! Gwahahahaha!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: They're brave, aren't they? They should join us in the Bloody Chain!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I make all the rules! I do as I want!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: I am the king of F-Zero!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: A victory parade through the entire galaxy! Hahahahaha!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Gold! I'm going to cover my machine in gold! The Golden Boar!

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Sure. I'm in a good mood today. How many do you want? *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: What do you do in your spare time?
A: Boxing. There's nobody I can't knock to the ground!

Q: Can you tell us what you value in life?
A: Fame! Money! Power! And the Grand Prix gave me them all! Mwahahahaha!

Q: This was a race that will live in F-Zero history!
A: The fame of my driving will live on!

Q: What's the most important quality for an F-Zero driver?
A: Guts! The guts to keep your feet on the pedal, even in a crisis!

Q: Any messages for the members of the Bloody Chain?
A: Stay with me, and you'll get money and women beyond your wildest dreams!

Q: Can you tell us something about the Bloody Chain?
A: We have 10,000 members, and control three planets. We are the greatest!

25 - Blood Falcon (Blood Hawk)
==============================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Time for a new hero, Falcon!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: This was my destiny as a clone.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: I'm the only one who can control the power of the Blood Hawk! *close-up shot
of the vehicle*

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: The heart of a devil! Doing whatever it takes to win!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: My only true rival is Falcon. All the rest are small fry.

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Blood Falcon, or Captain Falcon? Now all of you know which one of us is the
real hero!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: There can be only one champion! Blood Falcon!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Find a rival stronger than Captain Falcon.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Who's interested in money? My only objective was to squash Falcon!

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Ha... Different from Falcon's autograph, isn't it? *makes a print with a
closed fist*

Q: A message for Captain Falcon?
A: I'm going to kill you. Resistance is futile.

Q: A message for the racers you put in hospital?
A: Are you in agony? Are you in pain? Stay away from me if you don't want to
suffer more!

Q: How do you spend your time when you're not racing?
A: You probably don't know, but I race F-Zero in the underworld as well.

Q: Do you have any secrets you'd like to share with us?
A: Falcon, I'm not the only copy of you!

Q: You defeated Black Shadow, your creator!
A: I show no mercy for any of my rivals, no matter who they are!

Q: The Galactic Space Federation will try to have you arrested!...
A: Hahahaha! Keep count of how many of them I kill.

26 - John Tanaka (Wonder Wasp)
==============================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Thank you. All my effort paid off.

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: To protect Jody Summer.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: I built it to my own design. Each and every part was made by my own hands.
*close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: My energy.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Come on, then! But I'll show you no mercy!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: The Galactic Space Federation is recruiting now. Come help us protect the
galaxy!

Expert:
-------

Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Reward my machine with a good polish.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Put the lot of it in savings.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Shall I write, 'with love'? *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Are you confident of being able to defend this title?
A: I don't know if I'll win again, but I'll certainly be giving it my best
shot.

Q: What do you think is important in F-Zero?
A: Love your machine. It's what gets you over the finish line.

Q: What should we do to get a physique like yours?
A: Sports. And martial arts.

Q: Your years as a hermit have paid off.
A: Yes. I only came down off that mountain one time.

Q: You're quite the gentleman.
A: The martial arts taught me good manners. I never really learned to fight,
though...

Q: Any tips for drivers?
A: Always remember to fasten your seat belt!

27 - Draq (Mighty Typhoon)
==========================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Did I really win? This isn't a dream?

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: Is there anyone who doesn't want to become an F-Zero racer?

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: Beautiful form, isn't it? *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: I love this race! Victory should go to someone who loves the race.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Let's go one more lap. Anytime!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: This is Draq, the new hero of the F-Zero. Remember the name!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: This is like a dream! I'm so happy I could die!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Sign some autographs, shake some hands, give some lectures...

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Buy up F-Zero machines, and open an F-Zero museum.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Oh, I'm nervous. My hand is shaking so much, I can't write on this. *signs,
wipes out what he's written, then signs again*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Is there anything you wish you'd done in the F-Zero?
A: I forgot to get Captain Falcon's autograph!

Q: What kind of race training do you do?
A: I practice on the F-Zero computer game.

Q: Who do you want to share your victory with?
A: My buddy, Roger Buster.

Q: Have you thought of taking up racing full-time?
A: Mmm... Not a bad idea. I need to discuss it with my partner, Roger.

Q: Do you have anything you pay attention to when you race?
A: Fighting clean! Muhahahaha!

Q: What are you interested in lately?
A: Dieting. It's really hard getting in and out of the machine.

28 - Roger Buster (Mighty Hurricane)
====================================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Racing the F-Zero is no different from driving my truck!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: Draq made me do it.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: Yeah. It's mine, until someone turns up to claim it. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: I never give up. That's my only redeeming feature.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Come on, then! Show me what you've got!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I heard your calls of support. Thank you all!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: I'm not just a delivery van driver!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: I'm really tired. I think I'll hit the sauna for a while, then rest.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: First of all, on a nice, cold beer! [drink!]

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Me, giving autographs? I may even put out my own CD! *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: What does it take to be a good delivery van driver?
A: A delivery driver must put the safety of the cargo ahead of his own life!

Q: What will you do if someone turns up to claim the machine?
A: My job is to deliver it to them.

Q: Is being a delivery driver dangerous?
A: Once I messed up a job, and ended displaced, just drifting around the
galaxy.

Q: How do you enjoy your life?
A: A drink after work! *shrugs*

Q: How was the race?
A: It was thrilling!

Q: Your driving technique is amazing!
A: I carry goods back and forth across the galaxy. The race was nothing by
comparison.

(Note: Roger Buster's third Expert difficulty interview is edited in NTSC
releases of F-Zero GX, so that the last word is 'drink', not 'beer'. This is
most likely because Roger Buster's job is a truck driver, and his buying beer
would imply drunk driving... Another case of twitchy censors, I'd say. I mean,
he never said he'd drink it while at work, did he?)

29 - Dr. Clash (Crazy Bear)
===========================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: My machine is the greatest!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: To test the success of my experiment.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: Ahahahaha! All my dreams are realized in this machine. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: This Crazy Bear of mine! My brain, that created it!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Ahahahahaha! They're probably not happy at losing to a geriatric.

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Why don't you become an F-Zero racer? Make it big, in one of my machines!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: I'm so happy, I feel like skipping!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: I'm really tired. I think I'll fit a massager to the seats of the Crazy
Bear.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Hmm... I think I'll build a giant F-Zero machine.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: You want my autograph? *his robotic hands hold the board, while he presses
his face against it, making a faceprint*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Have you ever been tempted to give up F-Zero racing?
A: My dreams of racing are the engine fuel that keeps me going. To give up
would be to die!

Q: There were a lot of dangerous racers out there today.
A: They needed the screws in their heads tightened. I did it for them!
Ahahahahahaha!

Q: Crazy Bear is a great machine!
A: No, it still needs work. The microwave is on the blink, and the TV doesn't
work!

Q: With all your skill as a racer, why have you chosen to be a mechanic?
A: Science. It can send us up into the sky, or out into space.

Q: What do you think of the other machines?
A: Garbage should go in the garbage can, and those machines should go on the
scrap heap! Hahahahahaha!

Q: We hear rumors that a giant F-Zero has been completed!
A: This is it! My giant F-Zero machine, Big Bear! *camera pans to show a
gigantic version of Crazy Bear towering over Dr. Clash*

30 - Black Shadow (Black Bull)
==============================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: This is a victory for evil!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: To do away with that eyesore, Falcon.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: Hahahaha. It helps me carry out my grudge. *close-up shot of the vehicle*

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Are you prepared to die to find out?

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: I'll send you straight to hell! It will be painless, I promise you...

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: This is the beginning of the reign of evil!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Bow down before my power, Falcon!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Burn this place to the ground! Hahahahaha!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Did you really think I would accept this paltry sum?

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Hahaha. You've got courage. You want to come work for me? *signs*

Q: What words do you draw inspiration from?
A: 'Domination or death!' You hear that, Falcon? Ahahahahaha!

Q: Any message for your rivals?
A: There will be no mercy for those who oppose me! Hahahahaha!

Q: Do you have a message for Captain Falcon?
A: Take me on, Falcon! Or are you going to run away with your tail between your
legs?

Q: The Galactic Space Federation is banding together to have you arrested!...
A: The Federation's control of the seven galaxies ends tonight! Hahahahaha!!!

Q: Will you take your mask off?
A: It's brave of you to even ask me that.
Q: Th-thank you, Champion!...

Q: Would you share your future dreams with us?
A: World destruction! And then, building a new world the way I want it!
Hahahahaha!

(Note: Black Shadow's second Standard difficulty interview is censored in NTSC
releases of F-Zero GX, most likely due to mentioning 'sending someone to hell'.
The 'Will you take your mask off?' question replaces this question as a
question to be asked on Standard difficulty.)

31 - Don Genie (Fat Shark)
==========================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: It's not as exciting as it's rumored to be...

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I don't think you poor folks could fully grasp my reasons.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: Of course it is! How much do you think I've spent on it?! *close-up shot of
the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: My own judgment. I've defeated more rivals than there are stars in the sky!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: I'm used to the envy of the poorer classes.

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Sit there all day watching TV, and you'll never be as successful as I am!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Those who should be at the top, get there. That's all there is to it.

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: I have to go to a very important meeting. It may even affect the F-Zero.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: This won't even pay for my cigars!

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: *swats away the signature board* No, they're a complete waste of time!

Q: It's common knowledge that you've never been beaten.
A: That's right! I've taken every chance that came my way, and clawed my way
out of the slums.

Q: What's the biggest thing you've ever spent money on?
A: Taking over the F-Zero will be my biggest financial commitment.

Q: Are there any racers you'd definitely like to keep in the F-Zero?
A: None of them amount to much. But Falcon has potential.

Q: Are you going to donate some of your prize money to charity?
A: I'm not going to waste even one credit on charity!

Q: What are your total assets?
A: I get more interest per second than the prize money of this race!

Q: How does one become a financier like yourself?
A: I've had to walk over the top of my opposition to get here. Could you do
that?!

32 - Digi-Boy (Cosmic Dolphin)
==============================

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Haha! Who can beat my brains?

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: It was to check whether my simulation of the F-Zero was accurate.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: The computer program does all the hard work. I can operate it one-handed.
*close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Everything went according to my simulation.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Huh?! Uh... they think they can beat me?

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Everyone in my class, are you watching? The machine I made won!

Expert:
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Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: QED! This should prove that my simulations are always accurate!

(Note: For those who don't know, QED means the Latin phrase 'quod erat
demonstrandum', which can be loosely translated as 'thus it has been proved'.)

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: I'm presenting an academic paper based on my research of the F-Zero.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Capital for my company. We're developing a system that will change history!

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Handwriting is so primitive. *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Would you share your dreams with us?
A: Fieldwork is essential in research. I want to get out there and have
adventures! *spins in place*

Q: Is that your school badge?
A: It's from the Einstein Institute, where the brightest students in the galaxy
go. I'm their number one!

Q: Can you tell us what kind of things you're interested in?
A: I'd like to do some research into Samurai Goroh. He's intriguing.

Q: What else are you interested in?
A: Astronomy. It's the cornerstone of all my scientific research.

Q: Are you interested in girls?
A: There's a girl named Sharon in my class... But that's not quite going
according to my simulation.

Q: Do you believe in God?
A: Hahaha. Who believes in such illusions?

(Note: The last one of Digi-Boy's Master/Secret interviews is censored in NTSC
releases of F-Zero GX. As to the reason, well, his character is one that
worships science, and his dismissal of God as an illusion in that question must
have annoyed the censors deeply and caused them to think that Digi-Boy will be
a bad influence to today's children(Why so serious?! This is just a video game,
for heaven's sake!...). Sad and ridiculous, but nothing we can do about that.
As this was a Master/Secret interview, this question was simply cut out of the
final game with no replacements whatsoever.)

33 - Dai San Gen (Pink Spider)
==============================

Note: The yellow one is Dai, the green one is San, and the red one is Gen.
Note2: In case they speak one at a time/differently, D denotes Dai, S denotes
San, and G denotes Gen. A denotes that all three are speaking together.

Novice:
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Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Thank you!
D: We are Dai San Gen!
S: If we work together...
G: ...we can do anything!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
S: Well...
D: We like to travel the galaxy...
G: ...and join in any parties going on when we get there!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
G: Dr. Reach made it!
S: 30,000 years of Chinul technology went into it!
D: It's unbeatable! *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

(There is a bit of inconsistency here; Dai San Gen's profile shows them as
hailing from 'Shinar'(not Chinul) and the creator is said to be one 'Professor
Tsumo'(not Dr. Reach). They could be minor errors on the developer's part.)

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
S: Our secret...
D: ...is our relationship with each other!
G: Teamwork!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
G: They've got guts!
D: Who is it?!
S: Bring on all comers!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
G: Two heads are better than one!
S: Three heads are better than two!
D: We're the cutest triplets in the galaxy!
A: Dai San Gen!

Expert:
-------

Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
S: No one can match us!
D: Expert class wasn't so hard.
G: We're unbeatable! *all three put their hands to their cheeks and wriggle in
a seemingly cute display*

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
D: Keep traveling, in search of a place of refuge.
S: For the displaced Chinul race!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
S: We'll divide it evenly with the rest of the Chinul people.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
D: I'll sign!
G: We'll all sign!
D: Shut up, you pig!
S: Stop fighting! *San signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: You have quite an aggressive race strategy.
D: We call it the Triple Attack!
S: Anything we hit...
G: ...blows up! *all three somersault in the air*

Q: The winner only receives one trophy. Which one of you will take it?
G: It will belong to all of us.
S: Or better yet...
D: We'll win three races and each keep a trophy!

Q: Which one of you is the fastest?
D: I handle the machine the best.
S: I am the strategy whiz.
G: I do speed control.
A: That's how we win!

Q: Do you have any other skills?
G: Wanna see...
D: ...the gymnastics...
S: ...we learned with the National Troupe? *Dai and Gen stand with their heads
and start to toss San into the air with their feet repeatedly*

Q: Could you introduce yourselves?
D: I'm Dai.
S: I'm San.
G: I'm Gen.
D: We look alike.
A: Don't get us mixed up!

Q: What else are you interested in?
G: Mahjong!
D: Mahjong with friends.

34 - Spade (Magic Seagull)
==========================

Novice:
-------

Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Did you see the trick I pulled during the race?

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I wanted to put on a show on the greatest stage in the galaxy!

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: It is beautiful, isn't it? I wouldn't trade it for the world. *close-up shot
of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Strategy. Not even the seasoned racers could anticipate my strategy.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Make sure you have life insurance. Next time, I raise the danger level!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: All those crashes and explosions... we hope you enjoyed the show!

Expert:
-------

Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: Even your most ambitious racers are mere children compared to me.

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Have my splendid magic broadcast throughout the galaxy.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: One billion? Mmhmm. A little magic, and I can triple that.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: I don't usually give autographs... but okay. *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Tell us about your other interests.
A: I've experienced all the thrills the galaxy has to offer. But nothing beats
magic.

Q: What advice do you have for other racers?
A: Don't focus so much on the finish line that you miss the tricks I'm pulling
right in front of you!

Q: What did you think of the race?
A: Very underwhelming. None of my preparation was even necessary.

Q: Were you born like this?
A: You mean my body? When I was born, I was enclosed in a globe.

Q: Can you tell us what's important to you?
A: My three-year-old son. He's starting to look just like me.

Q: What's your best magic trick?
A: Sawing bodies in half. *rotates the upper half of his body in place, while
the lower half remains still*

35 - Daigoroh (Silver Rat)
==========================

Novice:
-------

Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Huh! It was nothing!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: Because I wanted to! Why do I need a reason?

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: It's wild, isn't it? I call it the Silver Rat. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: Guts! And guts!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Ahaha! I'll beat you all again!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Peace! Are you watching, Dad? *makes the V/peace sign with both hands, then
starts waving at the camera*

Expert:
-------

Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: When I get serious, this is what I can do!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Spend it before my old man gets hold of it!... Uh, Dad?...

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Buy a galactic cruiser and explore the galaxy!

(Note: It seems that the above two replies have been switched by mistake.)

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Autograph? I feel like a celebrity! *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: What are your plans for the future?
A: To be an even better thief than my old man! And to keep on beating Falcon.

Q: Have you had any fun lately?
A: I put a frog in my father's mouth while he was snoring!

Q: We've heard that you're a martial arts specialist.
A: Not just the martial arts! Soccer and baseball, too! But I'm not too good at
math...

Q: Do you have something you treasure?
A: *pulls out a figurine* This Samurai Goroh plastic figure! I just got it!

Q: Who do you respect most?
A: My old man! He's the best thief in the whole world!

Q: Can you tell us about your father?
A: He's fat and he snores, but he's so good at what he does! He's the greatest!

36 - Princia Ramode (Spark Moon)
================================

Novice:
-------

Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: It was so much fun! I'd love to do it again!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: We never have this much fun in the Royal Palace.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: I had the Royal Research Institute make it. It wasn't easy keeping it a
secret from my father. *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: I was just lucky! All the drivers were evenly matched.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Anytime! I look forward to racing them again!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Father, look at me. Isn't it time you started treating me as an adult?

Expert:
-------

Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: It can't be over already! How about one more race?

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: This is my first taste of freedom, and I love it! Now I want to go somewhere
else!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: It's money I earned all by myself, so I'll think about it carefully.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Autograph?... What do you want me to write? *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: You've got a fantastic body. How do you keep it so beautiful?
A: Heeheehee! That's classified Top Secret by my country!

Q: What's your life like in the palace?
A: Private tutors, and parties with my friends. Dull, dull, dull!

Q: How does it feel to win the Grand Prix?
A: It's even more exciting than I had imagined!

Q: Isn't the F-Zero too hard for a princess?
A: I'm not the graceful type. I like the rough and tumble of a good fight!
Heehee!

Q: Can you say something to your fans?
A: I'll be back! *blows a kiss*

Q: Any of the gentlemen racing take your fancy?
A: Samurai Goroh. I've never met anyone like him!

37 - Lily Flyer (Bunny Flash)
=============================

Novice:
-------

Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: I want you to realize that I'm capable of even more than this.

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: It's my job. I do this as part of my fighter training.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: It's not fast. It's sturdy enough to stand up to front-line combat.
*close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: The key? I haven't found a key yet. Or reached my full potential.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: Fine. I take that as a declaration of war against the organization!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: I wish I were free to live and love like you all do.

Expert:
-------

Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: For a trained expert, this was too easy. You have to wonder if there's
something else to it.

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Take a long vacation.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: I'd love to spend it, but the organization will decide how to spend the
money. It's not up to me.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: This is the last of my duties. *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Tell us about the organization you belong to.
A: We support the efforts of the Galactic Space Federation.

Q: What are your favorite foods?
A: Fruit parfait, but unfortunately the mess hall doesn't serve it very often.

Q: And what else are you interested in?
A: Well, this is a little embarrassing, but I like to collect frog
knick-knacks.

Q: What do you consider to be your best features?
A: This great body. All of that training has paid off.

Q: What do you do when you're not training?
A: More training! I never miss a day.

Q: What kind of guys do you like?
A: The tall, handsome ones, of course!

38 - PJ (Groovy Taxi)
=====================

Novice:
-------

Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: I'm faster than any other racer out there!

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I want people to know just how good we taxi drivers are.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: I'm in it every day. It's like a part of my body. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: There are no speeding violations in this race. Speed wins the day!

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: They have their pride as drivers. I have my pride as a taxi driver, so I
won't let them beat me.

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: When you want to go out, call Galaxy Cabs! Starting at just 700 space
credits! We promise you the ride of your life!

Expert:
-------

Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: It's a great feeling to get behind the wheel and not worry about the fare
meter!

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: Overhaul the wheels. Vehicle maintenance is a taxi driver's basic!

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: Well, before I answer that question... would you like a receipt for the one
billion space credits?

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: At times like this, I'm glad I have a short name. *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Nice suit!
A: It's the Galaxy Cab uniform. This star is for being their best driver.

Q: There must be a lot of people who want to ride in your cab.
A: I'd never refuse a passenger. But they should realize that my driving is
very... uh... thrilling!

Q: You've asked the boss of the cab company for a favor?
A: I want a bigger cab. Some of my passengers are 30 meters tall, you know!

Q: What kind of passengers make your job difficult?
A: Drunks. And couples who can't keep their hands off each other.

Q: What are a taxi driver's worst enemies?
A: Traffic jams, and the Galactic Space Federation. They're always after me for
speeding violations, but so far they haven't been fast enough to catch me!

Q: What's an important characteristic for a taxi driver?
A: Calm. There's no room to be calm in the F-Zero, though.

39 - QQQ (Rolling Turtle)
=========================

Novice:
-------

Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: Thank you. It's hard to believe.

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I've been thrown out on the trash heap, but I wanted to show I wasn't done
for yet.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: It's my pride and joy. *close-up shot of the vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: I analyzed Falcon's style and used the data.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: I'll take them on, as long as I have power left in my batteries.

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: Dont get too excited! If I know you're cheering for me, I get nervous.

Expert:
-------

Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: The other racers were not in top form. And I was lucky.

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: My battery... is... low... so... I... need to... recharge... *shuts down*

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: I don't need so much money. Just give me enough to fix up my machine.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Oh yes. I'll write it straight away. *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Isn't racing frightening?
A: Now that you mention it, yes, it is!

Q: This is the birth of a new F-Zero hero!
A: A hero? Me? I'm just a robot.

Q: What do you do with your free time?
A: Shop for spare parts. I like to customize the machine. And my body.

Q: Your race showed your best robot qualities.
A: I didn't hit the walls, and I used the booster a lot. Not very difficult.

Q: What is your function as a robot?
A: I was originally designed for landmine detection and disposal. Hence, the
shock-resistant body.

Q: What do you think of the Grand Prix?
A: It's a... very significant race.

40 - Phoenix (Rainbow Phoenix)
==============================

Novice:
-------

Q: Congratulations on your stunning victory!
A: I'll remember this all my life.

Q: Can you tell us why you became an F-Zero racer?
A: I came from the future. We heard there would be some criminals from the 29th
century entering the race.

Q: That's a great machine you've got there.
A: This is the very best of 29th century technology. *close-up shot of the
vehicle*
Q: I'd love to ride in that kind of machine just once in my life!

Standard:
---------

Q: What was the key to your victory?
A: A famous racer of the 20th century taught me all his secrets.

Q: Your rivals are howling for revenge!
A: I'll see you in the 29th century, if you live that long!

Q: A message for all your TV fans out there?
A: The Time Patrol is fighting to protect your lives. Don't forget it.

Expert:
-------

Q: The winner of the Expert Class. Congratulations!
A: It's a privilege to have won such a prestigious race.

Q: What are your plans, now that you've won?
A: I have to say good-bye. There's a criminal I need to chase to the 32nd
century.

Q: How will you use the one billion space credits in prize money?
A: I can't accept it. It's part of the Time Patrol credo. Use it for world
peace.

Master/Secret:
--------------

Q: May I have your autograph, Champ?
A: Just one - I'm in a hurry. *signs*
Q: I'd like to present this autograph to one lucky viewer on F-Zero TV! Here's
the address! *points to some unintelligible symbols/coordinates*

Q: Are you glad you joined the Time Patrol?
A: Yes. It's good to get back to the 29th century, and check that the history
books haven't been rewritten.

Q: Does the F-Zero still exist in the 29th century?
A: In a slightly different form, yes. I can't tell you any more than that.
You'll just have to wait and see!

Q: Could I join the Time Patrol?
A: Of course. The Patrol recruits from each century.

Q: Who have the Time Patrol been chasing this time?
A: A crim. We almost had him...

Q: Don't you want to stay in this century?
A: I like this century. But to protect it, I need to keep doing my job.

Q: Can you tell us what's going to be in fashion in the 29th century?
A: I am not allowed to pass on information, unless it's vital to my duties.


Interesting, fun tidbits about the interviews in general
========================================================

When Mr. Zero asks for the autographs of the racers who scare him, and gets
them, he forgets to offer them to the viewers in his extreme terror.

When Mr. Zero asks the 'scary' racers about their machines, notably, he does
not remark that he would like to ride in a machine like theirs once in his
life. Actually, Mr. Zero doesn't even ASK Pico about his machine, as far as I
know...

Deathborn and Don Genie hold distinction as the only two racers who refuse when
Mr. Zero asks them for a signature.

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V. Miscellaneous
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+ Nintendo and Sega, for pulling such a wondrous game out of their sleeves.

+ PiccoloCube, whose excellent videos helped me find the more elusive
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+ highwatermark, for bringing attention to the censored Black Shadow interview
and supplying a video of the Japanese version confirming its existence, and
letting me know of a certain Japanese website where all the drivers' interviews
can be seen. It was very helpful in filling in the missing gaps of the FAQ.
(though, they are in Japanese; their translations in this guide are all done by
me.) He has also recorded the remaining censored interviews and showed their
videos to me, thus helping me immensely in perfecting this guide.

+ http://ghiaccio.sakura.ne.jp/ninten/f-zero/, the aforementioned Japanese
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