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    Harvest Moon: A Wonderful Life
    TV Transcript
    Copyright Clench281
    Last Updated: March 22 2004
    
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                      A WONDERFUL LIFE: TV TRANSCRIPT
    
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     Hey! Want to get to where you're going faster?
     Press Control+F and enter your search term.
    
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     I. Intro
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     A. Why..?
    
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     II. Transcript
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     A. Shows
     B. Farming News
         1. Fields
         2. Seeds
         3. Cattle
         4. Milk
         5. Cole & Tom's Farming Quiz
         6. Quality of milk
     C. Today's Horoscope
     D. TV Shopping  
         1. Extend-O Cutter
         2. Survival Kit Z
         3. Ginsoo 2000
         4. Belly Buster
         5. Headcopter
         6. Super Sealer Z
         7. Handy Cleaner V
         8. Tranzlator
         9. Magic Wallet
     E. Greg's Fishing Diary
         1. "The Big One" 1
         2. "The Big One" 2
         3. Local information
     F. Niki's Love
         1. Episode 1
         2. Episode 2
         3. Episode 3
     G. Mad, Mad World
         1. Yan Yan- part 1
         2. Yan Yan- part 2
     H. Star Trip
     
    
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            ...Why would someone do this, you may ask?
            To that, I respond, simply: Why not?
            Many of the shows on the TV are downright
            hilarious, not to mention noticing all of 
            the spelling errors and grammar mistakes.
    
            So, I decided to document the TV show scripts.
            I guess, without further ado, here they are,
            so far.
    
    
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     |              Today's Horoscope                 |
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    Today's horoscope...
    A lucky day!
    Eat right to bring
    up your energy.
    The item of the day
    is Wild Grass.
    
    
    Today's horoscope...
    A lucky day!
    Eat right to bring 
    up your energy.
    Your smile will 
    bring you good
    luck.
    
    
    Today's horoscope...
    A bad day.
    Talk to people.
    Your smile will
    bring you good
    luck.
    
    
    Today's horoscope...
    A lucky day!
    Eat well and rest.
    Someone older than
    you might bring you
    good luck...
    
    
    Today's horoscope...
    A normal day.
    Talk to people.
    Your smile will
    bring you good
    luck.
    
    
    Today's horoscope...
    A bad day.
    Eat well and rest.
    Your smile will
    bring you good
    luck
    
    
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     |             Greg's fishing diary               |
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    Greg's Fishing Diary
    ....................
    Today I went out in
    search of a big one.
    I rode my small boat
    overcoming the
    crashing waves
    to a fishing spot 
    where I could only 
    hear the sounds of
    the waves and the
    soft cry of the
    gulls.
    Observing the bird's
    movements, I tossed
    out some bait and
    watched it sink deep
    into the ocean.
    All that was left
    was to sit and
    wait for it...
    The shining sun was
    very hot.
    Every nerve in my
    fingers were eager
    in anticipation.
    I could see my line
    being moved by the fish...
    ...fhzzzzz...
    fhzzzzz...
    Now!
    As I reeled my line
    in, I could feel
    my catch hooked.
    Not a bad Bonito...
    Taking my catch up
    into my boat,
    I immediately began
    to bind and secure
    it thoroughly.
    I then turned it
    into bait for an
    even BIGGER fish and
    tossed it back to the 
    ocean.
    The reel contest has 
    only just begun
    ...................
    Tune in next time
    for more exciting 
    fish tales!
    
    
    Greg's Fishing Diary
    ....................
    It had been a long
    time since I had
    savored the sweet
    taste of a battle
    between myself and 
    a big one.
    But, this one was
    different.
    It pulled and yanked
    at my line as if to
    sink the boat.
    I don't even know how
    much time passed.
    By the time the fish
    calmed down, the
    light of the moon
    reflected off of my 
    boat.
    My numb fingers
    pulled in my prey. It
    felt as if I was
    draggin in a huge
    boulder out of the
    watery depths.
    But little by little
    I carefully reeled
    in my prize.
    From the waters 
    I could see 
    the shimmering orange
    color of my catch.
    Now, both the sky and
    the sea were dyed
    orange by the rising
    sun.
    As I pulled it up
    even closer,
    the size increased.
    It was even bigger 
    than my boat!
    I couldn't bring it 
    inside the boat...
    Having ho other 
    choice I lashed
    it to the keel.
    It was surely a 
    Marlin easily over
    1000 pounds!
    Catching it was
    hard and taking
    it home was even
    harder... How far did
    this fish pull me?
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    Until next time!
    
    
    Greg's Fishing Diary
    Local Information
    Fishing in Mineral
    Town 1
    Each fishing point in
    Mineral Town has a
    "King Fish".
    You must fulfill many
    requirements to catch
    them.
    Not only fishing time
    and methods, you must
    try various things.
    
    Greg's Fishing Diay
    Local Information
    Fish in Forget-Me-Not
    Valley 1
    There are many unique
    fish in Forget-Me-Not
    Valley.
    For example, there is
    a fish called the
    Sharshark, which
    looks very similar to
    a Silver Shark.
    Sharsharks are very 
    rare and live in the
    clean rivers of
    Forget-Me-Not Valley.
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     |                Mad Mad World                   |
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    It's time for your
    favorite TV show, 
    "Mad Mad World" !
    Each show we travel
    around looking for
    unique stories.
    This time we bring
    you part 5 in our 
    Exploration Series.
    We've gone off to the
    forgotten island in
    search of the
    Water Monkey.
    ...................
    The Shikura Sea is
    the Monkey Weeds' 
    natural habitat.
    In the middle of it,
    there is an island 
    called "Kimori"
    which you cannot find 
    on any maps.
    The Yan-Yan Pond is
    located somewhere
    on this island, and
    it is the home of
    the Water Monkeys.
    We've entered the
    deepest parts of
    Kimori Island chasing
    after the elusive Water Monkey.
    The surface of the
    island was fromed
    from a volcanic
    eruption. At first
    glance, there seems no life.
    Just where is the
    world is this 
    Yan-Yan Pond?
    We began our journey
    in search of the pond
    first.
    Originally the
    Yan-Yan Pond was 
    discovered about
    100 years ago by 
    Joseph Nehit.
    His diary is the only
    written record
    we have of his
    exploits. This is
    what was inside his 
    diary.
    I could hear the
    sound in the middle
    of the night.
    "Yan-Yan" it went.
    I followed the noise
    until I came
    across a giant lake.
    ....................
    To be continued...
    See you next time.
    
    
    
    It's time for your
    favorite TV show,
    "Mad Mad World" !
    Each show we travel
    around looking for
    unique stories.
    Today we continue our
    current story,
    "In search of the
    Water Monkeys".
    In our last episode,
    we were inside
    a cave deep within
    Komori Island
    when suddenly we were
    aghast...
    What was it that
    appeared before us!?
    Watch and learn...
    ....................
    We continued down the
    long and narrow cave.
    Unbelievably deep
    inside was the amazing
    spectacle that spread
    out before us.
    A dome about 150 feet
    tall towerd above
    us. At the top of the
    dome was a large
    opening. A large pool
    stretched out before
    us, reflecting light 
    as if the moon had
    fallen inside.
    At the long last we
    had discovered
    the Yan-Yan Pond!
    We couldn't see it 
    clearly due to 
    the darkness, but we
    could make out
    black shadows of some
    fallen trees.
    Mesmerized by the 
    spectacle, we were
    suddenly brought
    back to reality
    by a "yan-yan" coming
    from the dome.
    Although we could see 
    no trace, no one
    doubted any longer
    that this was the
    cry of the Water
    Mokneys. It's called
    the Water Monkey, so
    we naturally assumed
    it would be in the
    water. If that was
    the case though, how 
    were we able to hear
    it's cries? Watching
    the waters surface
    intently, we noticed
    the shadows of the
    fallen branches move
    occasionally.
    We stood there with 
    our eyes locked
    in the direction of
    the waters surface.
    ....................
    To be continued...
    
    It's time for your
    favorite TV show,
    "Mad Mad World"!
    Each show we travel
    around looking for
    unique stories.
    This time we bring
    you part 3 in our
    Festival Series.
    "Chestnut Festival
    of doom".
    ....................
    In a remote village
    far deep in the
    mountains, there is
    one particular place
    blanketed by groves 
    of chestnut trees.
    It is here that I,
    the great reporter
    Suzuki shall
    investigate this
    "Chestnut Festival".
    Personally, I am
    clueless as to the 
    kind this may be, but
    I'm very curious.
    Oh, it looks like 
    they're about to
    start, so let's head
    on over and take
    a look around.
    Well, let me see...
    Now, I know the
    festival is being
    held in the village
    square... Uh... but
    where exactly IS the
    village square?
    Hmm, let me try
    asking someone
    around here.
    Suzuki: "Excuse me,
    sir? Do you know
    the way to get to the
    village square?"
    Old Man: "You're
    gonna go to the
    square looking like 
    that, ya? You'll be
    in serious pain."
    Suzuki: "Um... I don't
    quite understand..."
    Old Man: "Chestnuts
    hurt, ya know?
    Oh, the square is
    over that way."
    Suzuki: "Um... thanks, 
    I guess... I'm just a
    little unnerved right
    now. I'll try asking
    someone else."
    ....................
    Suzuki: "Um... excuse
    me?"
    Old Woman: "You're
    not really going to
    to go to the square 
    dressed like that,
    are ya? You're gonna 
    be in so much pain."
    Suzuki: "Um, but why
    would I be in pain?"
    Old Woman: "Chestnuts
    hurt. Oh well, the
    square is right
    over yonder."
    Suzuki: "Um... thanks.
    I guess... Now I'm 
    really worried...
    ....................
    Oh, there's the
    square. Looks like
    the festival
    activities are 
    about to get started.
    Let's get closer!
    ...Aaaaah! Ouch!!!
    Geh...! Eeeeeek!!!
    Owwww! Ch...ch...
    Chestnu...
    Chestnut fes...
    Aaaaah! ......
    Well, that was quite
    a surprise. Turns out
    the Chestnut Festival
    is the local custom
    of throwing chestnut
    burs to each other.
    Thanks for all your
    hard work, Suzuki.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
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    Drama
    "Niki's Love"
    Episode 1
    Sudden Meeting
    "Ahh! I'm laaaaate!"
    Once again I'm
    dashing off to my
    school while gobbling
    down my breakfast.
    BOOM! !@#$
    "Watch where the heck
    you're going!"
    I couldn't help
    yelling at someone
    whom I accidentally
    crashed into.
    "Hey! You crashed
    into me."
    "Say what? You were
    the one who was just
    standing there in a 
    daze."
    I had to take a look
    at the guy's face
    talking back to me.
    Then I found out that 
    he was soooo cool!
    Even better it turns
    out that he was from 
    my school too!
    "Who are you?!"
    "Me? I'm...
    Sujio Honekawa. 
    Suji for short."
    To be continued...
    
    Drama
    "Nikki's Love"
    Episode 3
    My Racing Heart
    The incredibly
    popular transfer
    student, Suji,
    invited me to go for
    a walk. We ended up
    at a livehouse.
    "Is it okay to be
    here dressed like
    this?"
    "Come on. Come on.
    All the way in."
    Suddenly I found
    myself commanded
    inside. The place
    looked like a
    dressing room of a
    theater.
    "are you... in a
    band!?"
    Inside was a fat
    drummer, a geeky
    looking bassist, a
    cute female
    keybaorder and...
    Suji was the
    guitarist.
    "I want you to be our
    vocalist."
    "Whaaa!" M-me!?"
    To be continued...
    
    
    
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    TV shopping network
    Taketa Farm Network
    Presents...
    TV Shopping Hour
    Today's featured item
    is very userful when
    cutting down those
    pesky out of reach
    branches.
    Introducing the
    "Extend-O Cutter" !
    Female guest: "Wow!
    Even the name sounds 
    so cool!"
    This item is able to
    extend an extra
    5 feet, and the
    exclusive
    "Magic hand"
    can cut down those
    hard to reach
    branches from even
    the tallest trees in
    your yard. This item
    weighs 20 pounds, so
    when you used it,
    your muscles are
    being worked out at
    the same time!
    Female Guest: "Wow! 
    It's so incredible! 
    It cuts trees, AND
    it makes you stronger
    too!"
    But wait, if you act
    now, you'll also get 
    the body-bulding
    supplement, "Myflex" !
    All for just...
    98,000G!!
    Female Guest: "Wow!
    IT's so affordable!"
    This price is for
    a limited time.
    You have to act now
    because this is your
    only chance to take
    advantage of this
    great TV offer.
    Bye for now!
    
    
    Taketa Farm Network
    Presents...
    TV Shopping Hour
    Today's featured item        
    is very useful
    when camping.
    Introducing the
    incredible
    "Survival Kit Z"!
    Female Guest: "Wow, 
    itl ooks so
    dependable"!
    This little piece of
    ingenuity has
    a knife, a spoon and
    20 other tools all in
    one handy, dandy kit.
    No matter where you
    go, as long as you
    have this, you'll know
    you're A.O.K.!
    Female Guest: "Wow!
    What else does
    it have?"
    Also included are, a
    fork, a lighter,
    a can-opener, canned
    food, a pillow,
    a clock, a digital
    camera, playing
    cards, clothesline,
    a heater and more!
    Even if you were to
    be lost in the
    mountains for a week,
    if you had this
    kit, you'd survive!
    And it's just...
    98,000G!
    Female Guest: "I'm
    impressed that
    it can hold so much
    in that pack that's
    only the size of an
    adult cow!!"
    This price is for a
    limited time.
    You have to act now
    because this is
    your only chance to
    take advantage of
    this great TV offer.
    Bye for now!
    
    
    Taketa Farm Network
    Presents...
    TV Shopping hour
    Today's featured item
    is something that'll
    make cooking fun!      
    Introducing the
    amazing new,
    "Ginsoo 2000".
    Female Guest: "Wow,
    it really looks like
    it'd make my cooking
    a lot of fun again!"
    This amazing knife
    can cut iron, rocks,
    and even steel! There
    is nothing it can't
    slice up!
    If you act now, you 
    can even have your
    name engraved on it!
    Female Guest: "Oh my!
    It chopped the carrot
    and went through the
    cutting board and
    even the floor!
    ...Is that good?
    Oh well, even if I
    were to drop it
    outside, it's got my
    name on it, so I
    won't lose it."
    And just in case you
    lost one, we're
    including a 2nd one
    absolutely free!
    All for just...
    98,000G!!
    Female Guest: "With 
    two knives, I can
    work twice as fast
    in the kitchen!"
    This price is for a
    limited time.
    You have to act now
    because this is
    your only chance to
    take advantage of
    this great TV offer.
    Bye for now!
    
    
    Taketa Farm Network
    Presents...
    TV Shopping hour
    Today's featured item
    is so simple that
    anyone can use it to
    get thinner.
    Introducing, the
    amazing new
    "Belly Buster" !
    Female Guest: "Any
    girl who wants to     
    be thin is going to 
    love this."
    Simply wrap the belt
    around your waist,
    flip the swtich, and
    presto!
    Your stomach is now
    being vibrated at a
    speed of 8000 times 
    per minute.
    Female Guest: "Wow!
    Is it like doing 
    sit-ups without
    actually doing
    anything?
    Not quite. The 
    vibration makes you
    nauseous so that
    you don't feel like
    eating. So, you lose
    weight!
    However, for those of
    you who still feel 
    like eating after
    using this item,
    we have a special 
    gift.
    That's right!! WE're
    throwing int he
    special dietary
    supplement.
    "Smel-lee 2" !!
    All for just the low,
    low price of...
    98,000 G!!
    Female Guest: "Wow, 
    that's a real 
    good deal!"
    This price is for a 
    limited time.
    You have to act
    now because this is 
    your only chance to 
    take advantage of
    this great TV offer.
    Bye for now!
    
    
    Taketa Farm Network
    Presents...
    TV Shopping Hour
    Today's featured item
    will let you move
    here and there more
    easily. Introducing
    the new "Headcopter"!
    Female Guest: "Oh my!
    I wonder how 
    you use it?!"
    It's so easy, all you
    do it attach the    
    exclusive propeller
    helmet to your head
    and viola! You can
    fly abotu like a bird
    using teh rotors on 
    top.
    Female Guest:
    "Amazing! I can
    fly like a bird!"
    As an added bonus,
    it runs on solar
    power, so it's very
    friendly to the
    environment.
    Female Guest: "Oh my! 
    It's gotten cloudy
    outside. I'm losing
    speed and altitutude...
    It feels like I'm 
    falling...?"
    If you act now, we'll
    also include the
    Anti-Crash Parachute!
    All for just...
    98,000G!!
    Female Guest:
    "Where's MY
    parachute?!"
    This price is for a
    limited time.
    You have to act now
    because this is
    your only chance to
    take advantage of
    this great TV offer.
    Bye for now!
    
    
    Taketa Farm Network
    Presents...
    TV Shopping Hour
    Today's Featured
    item is the
    "Super Sealer Z"!
    Female Guest: "Wow!
    It looks so useful 
    to have!"
    Super Sealer Z is
    great for storing
    away all those
    clothes and blankets          
    you're not using. 
    Female Guest: "Wow,
    it sealed up so
    quickly! It became
    the size ofa  piece
    of sliced cheese!"
    Unfortunately, things
    sealed inside might
    turn into dust due to 
    the extreme pressure.
    However, we also
    include a dust pan
    and broom so your
    crushed things don't
    mess up your house!
    All this for jsut...
    98,000G!
    Female Guest: "It's
    so amazing and the
    price is like the
    sealed item too!"
    This price is for a
    limited time.
    You have to act now
    because this is your
    only chance to take
    advantage of this 
    great TV offer.
    Bye for now!
    
    Taketa Farm Network
    Presents...
    TV Shopping Hour
    Today's featured item
    is the amazing
    "Handy Cleaner V"
    It's so light and
    compact!
    Female Guest: "It 
    looks so useful!"
    This item can be used
    with either batteries 
    or with regular current.
    Perfect when you need
    to clean up anywhere!     
    Female Guest: "Oh my!
    It's prefect for
    someone like me who
    loves to keep clean!"
    Conventional vacuums
    are too weak normally
    but with the new
    patented "Black Hole"
    engine, it's
    guaranteed you can
    such up anything you
    get near this compact 
    vacuum!
    Female Guest: "Wow! 
    This vacuum really 
    sucks!"
    This great vacuum 
    that sucks anything
    and everything once
    it's turned on is now
    only... 98,000G!
    This price is for a
    limited time.
    You have to act now
    because this is your
    only chance to take
    advantage of this 
    great TV offer.
    Bye for now!
    
    
    Taketa Farm Network
    Presents...
    TV Shopping Hour
    Today's featured item
    is a high-powered,
    digital translation
    device.
    Introducing,
    the "Tranzlator"!
    Female Guest: "Wow, 
    it looks so useful to have."
    This item features a
    super-computer inside
    it with the 
    capability to
    translate absolutely
    anything!
    Female Guest: "Anythi
    ng?
    Even a polar bear?
    (From here, there are just several blank 
     screens. Someone at Natsume messed up...)
    
    
    Taketa Farm Network
    Presents...
    TV Shopping Hour
    Today's featured item 
    can gather up your
    money in the blink of
    an eye! Introducing 
    the "Magic Wallet"!
    Female Guest: "Wow!
    It just gathers all
    the money so easily
    and quickly!"
    Simply put this item
    on your wallet, and
    before you know it
    it'll take all the
    money from it.
    Female Guest: "Wow!
    I don't even have to
    put money in it
    myself? It's really
    automatic!"
    If you leave it out,
    it'll take money
    from all the wallets
    you have in your
    household, and even
    in your town!
    Female Guest: "Wow!
    Sounds like it's
    useful to overcome
    Home Onwer
    Association Fees
    as well!"
    Even the town mayor
    loves this item.
    If you act now, we'll
    also include a small
    wallet at no extra
    cost! All this for just...
    98,000G!
    This price is for a
    limited time.
    You have to act now 
    because this is your
    only chance to
    take advantage of
    this great TV offer.
    Bye for now!
    
    Taketa Farm Network
    Presents...
    TV Shopping Hour
    Today's featured item
    is for people tired
    of living alone.
    Introducing your new
    freind, "Mr. Arf"!
    Famele Guest: "It's 
    so cuuuuuuute!"
    This item is just
    like a real dog!
    You can play with it,
    talk to it and even
    teach it tricks!
    Female Guest: "Wow! 
    It's so real!"
    It's so real that if
    you don't feed it
    on a regular basis,
    it'll starve and 
    eventually die!
    Female Guest: "Oh my!
    I can't tell the
    difference from a
    real dog and this!"
    Unfortunately, if
    your pet dies, it's
    finished, so please
    make sure to take 
    care of it. To keep
    that from happening,
    we're including Dog
    Food to keep
    "Mr. Arf" alive!
    You get all this for
    just...
    98,000G!
    Female Guest: Wow,
    it's such a price 
    difference from a
    real dog!"
    This price is for a 
    limited time.
    You have to act now
    because this is your
    only chance to take
    advantage of this
    great TV offer.
    Bye for now!
    
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     |                 Music Moment                   |
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    Hello everyone.
    It's time for another
    Music Moment.
    Today's guest is a
    Tabla player,
    Shosak Kahn.
    Holly will be serving
    as a translator.
    Mr Kahn, when did
    you start playing
    the Tabla?
    Holly: (Symbols)
    Kahn: (Symbols)
    Holly: "When I was 
    45 years old."
    ...really! Only 3 
    years ago?
    That's an amazing
    about of progress
    in such a short time.
    Holly: (symbols)
    Kahn: (Symbols)"...Huh.."
    Holly: "Nah, it was
    really nothing."
    ...Mr. Kahn, how long
    do you practice
    each day?
    Holly: (Symbols)
    Kahn: (Symbols)
    Holly: "Hmm, about...
    30 minutes."
    ...That's quite 
    short. Well, without
    further ado, let's
    all have a listen to 
    what Mr. Kahn can do
    on the Tabla.
    ....................
    Boom boom...
    Boom chika boom
    Boom boom...
    Boom chicka boom!
    ....................
    ...Thank you very
    much. Ladies and
    gentleman, Mr. Kahn, 
    the Table player.
    That's all for today.
    See you next time!
    
    
    
    Hello everyone
    It's time for another
    Music Moment.
    Today we're doing
    a special show
    featuring composer
    McCoy G.
    When one thinks of
    McCoy G, you have
    to think of his song,
    "Mistake". Though not
    many know this, the 
    truth is the song was
    originally meant to
    be an instrumental.
    McCoy G isn't only
    a songwriter, he's
    also a virtuoso of
    the Oguracci as well.
    It seems that 
    "Mistake" was
    originally created to
    be performed on
    the Oguracci.
    Although "Mistake" is
    easy to sing, the
    real difficult parts
    of the song are
    it's incredibly high
    tones.
    Although it takes a
    great deal of skill
    in order to produce
    notes in that range,
    when applied to
    instruments, the end
    result is quite
    pleasing. So, as we
    say goodbye for today
    let's all listen to 
    the instrumental
    version of "Mistake".
    Until next time.
    Take care everyone!
    
    Hello everyone.
    It's time for another
    Music Moment.
    Today's guest is the
    famous composer, Mr. 
    Minoru Tanaka.
    ...Mr. Tanaka, you've
    had many hits. Which
    song do you
    personally think
    has the deepest feel
    in its lyrics and
    melody to you?
    Tanaka: "Jmm. I'd
    have to say it
    was my debut song."
    ...It was "Walk With
    You", right?
    Tanaka: "That's
    right. The singer
    really tied it all
    together. She's my
    wife now, as you
    might know.
    ...Aha, how sweet of
    you. Now, let's all
    check out "Walk With
    You", sung by our
    special guest 
    himself, Mr. Tanaka
    ....................
    Walking with you
    along the path
    The wind blows so
    gently on us
    I'm so happy to be
    with you.
    Wow wow...
    ....................
    ...Thank you very
    much. Ladies and 
    gentleman,
     Mr. Tanaka.
    That's all for today.
    See you next time!
    
    This normally
    scheduled program of
    Music Moment has been
    cancelled to bring you
    the Mineral Town
    election results
    Thomas 100 Votes
    Harris 2 Votes
    Doctor 30 Votes
    Thomas has been
    reelected as a mayor
    for the 15th time!
    
    
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     |                 Farming News                   |
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    Dairy Farm News!
    Today we'll talk 
    about food for the
    cattle. Do you guys
    have a question, 
    Cole or Tom?
    Cole: "What do the
    cattle eat?"
    ...They mainly eat 
    Fodder
    twice a day!
    Tom: "I see. They eat
    twice a day. Do they
    eat snacks? I can't
    live without snacks
    myself!
    ...Like every other
    kid, the cattle like 
    to have snacks too.
    Tom: "Really? They
    eat snacks like us?"
    ...But you can't
    give too many snacks just
    because they like it.
    They have to eat
    Fodder
    everyday.
    Tom: "Okay!"
    ...See you next time.
    
    
    Farming news!
    Today we'll talk
    about the fields.
    Do you guys have 
    a question, Syd or
    Jack?
    Syd: "Can we plant
    seeds anywhere?"
    ...No, you have to
    sow the seeds in a
    prepared field.
    Syd: "I see. What
    does it look like?"
    ...You see a section
    in the farm with good
    soil. You have to 
    till the soil and
    plant the seeds.
    Jack: "Can you grow 
    any kind of crops?"
    ...Not really. Some
    crops need better
    soil than others,
    do you understand?
    Jack: "Kind of..."
    ...See you next time.
    
    
    Dairy Farm News!
    Today we'll talk
    about milk.
    Do you guys have a
    question, Cole or
    Tom?
    Tom: "How many times
    can we milk a cow?"
    ...If you milk a cow
    in the morning, you
    can do it one more
    time in teh evening.
    Cole: "Twice a day?
    Wow, cows are hard
    working!"
    ...Hey, cole, did you
    know that you can
    only milk cows that
    have had babies?
    Cole: "Yes, I know!"
    Tom: "Really!? I 
    thoguht they all have 
    milk when they grow
    up!"
    ...Many people don't
    know about it. Humans 
    are the same, right?
    Topm: "I see. Cows
    are like humans."
    ...Milking is good
    for them. If you 
    don't milk them for
    a while, they get
    sick, so be careful.
    Tom: "I could never
    leave delicious milk
    alone!"
    ...Oh, tom. You have
    to be nice to the
    cows when you milk
    them. You can't just
    milk them whenever
    you want.
    Tom: "Okay!"
    ...See you next time!
    
    
    Farming News!
    Today we'll talk 
    about the seeds.
    Do you guys have a
    question, Mike or 
    Sean?
    Mike: "Are there
    different types of 
    seeds?"
    ...Actually, there
    are different types 
    of seeds. Root Crops,
    Stem Crops and Trees.
    Sean: "Can you tell 
    just by looking at
    their seeds?"
    ...That's very
    difficult. Let me
    show you several
    main crops you can
    grow:
    Tomatoes
    Watermelons
    Strawberries
    Melons
    ...are stem crops.
    Turnips
    Potatoes
    Carrots
    Sweet Potatoes
    ...are root crops.
    Peaches
    Oranges
    Grapes
    Bananas
    Apples
    ...are trees.
    Do you understand?
    Mike: "There are many
    other crops, right?"
    ...Of course.
    See you next time.
    
    
    Cole and Tom's 
    Happy Farming Quiz!
    Cole: "Today's my 
    tur to give you a 
    quiz!"
    Tom: "Go easy on me,
    okay...?"
    Cole: "How many times
    do the cattle eat a
    day?
    Tom: "Um... Twice!"
    Cole: "Corrrrrect!"
    Tom: "Yes!"
    
    Farming News!
    Today we'll talk
    about the fields.
    Do you guys have a
    question, Syd or
    Jack?
    Syd: "Can we plant 
    seeds anywhere?"
    ...No. You have to 
    sow the seeds in a
    prepared field.
    Syd: "I see. Hwat
    does it look like?"
    ...You see a section 
    in the farm with good
    soil. You have to
    till the soil and
    plant the seeds.
    Jack: "Can you grow
    any kind of crops?"
    ...Not really. Some
    crops need better
    soil than others.
    do you understand?
    Jack: "Kind off..."
    ...See you next time.
    
    
    Dairy Farm News!
    Today we'll talk
    about the quality
    of milk. Do you guys
    have a question, 
    Cole or Tom?
    Tom: "I think milk
    tastes different
    depending on the
    season. Is it just
    me, or...?"
    ...Good point, Tom!
    Cole: "Really? It
    tastes different?"
    ...Yes, Cole.
    It tastes better in
    the cold seasons.
    Tom: "I knew it!
    But I have a 
    question..."
    ...What, Tom?
    Tom: "Do calves drink
    the same milk as we
    do? They need a lot
    of nutrients, right?
    ...Tom, another good
    point! Cows that just
    have had babies
    produce special milk.
    Tom: "I knew it!"
    ...The milk produced
    within 3 days of
    deliver is full of
    special nutrients.
    Calves grow stronger
    with this milk.
    Cole: "Really. The
    milk is very
    important!"
    ...We drink normal
    milk, but the special
    milk is not sold
    anywhere because it's
    for calves.
    Tom: "I see. So the
    milk we drink and the
    milk calves drink are
    different... I wonder
    what it tastes like?"
    ...You may be able to
    taste it if you go to
    a farm
    Tom: "Sounds good...
    I'll try it."
    ...Oh, Tom. You do
    anything for food?
    See you next time!
    
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    Drama
    "Star Trip"
    Episode 1
    Giant's Star
    Star Date
    387694286115...
    Our ship, the USS
    Secondprize, has
    reached a new planet
    to explore.
    Crewman A: "What the
    heck is this place!?"
    Crewman B: 
    "Everything is huge!
    It's like one of
    those Planet of 
    the Giants..."
    Villager A: "Who's 
    there? I say who's 
    there?"
    Villager B: "Huh?
    I've never seen
    Harvest Sprites like
    that before."
    Villager C: "But, who
    are they?
    There are no other
    Harvest Sprites
    except for us here."
    Crewman A: "Harv...
    spri...? I don't know
    what's going on here,
    but they speak, and
    they are about the
    same size as we are.
    Alright, let's make
    contact...!"
    Crewman B: "Waah!
    It's HUGE!"
    A giant monster! It's
    coming after us!!
    Aaaaaah!!"
    Dog: "Arf arf"
    Crewman A: "This
    place is too 
    dangerous for us!
    We've no choice!"
    Fall back to the
    ship! Retreat!!"
    ...So we returned to
    the ship and then
    obliterated the
    planet competely,
    and continued on our
    epic voyage.
    To be continued...
    
    "Star Trip"
    Episode 3
    The Plants
    Star Date
    387694286123...
    Our ship has once
    again landed on an
    unknown planet.
    Crewman A: "What is
    this thing?"
    Crewman B: "It seems
    to be an insect 
    eating a plant. No,
    wait...
    It can't possibly...
    It can speak!?"
    Creepy Plant: "Yo,
    my man! I am one
    hungry plant. Do ya
    got any food you can
    spare?"
    Crewman A: "It...it's
    going to eat us..."
    Creepy Plant: "Must
    eat. Must eat..."
    Crewman B: "You 
    dang plant!
    Think you're gonna
    eat us, do ya!?"
    Creepy Plant: "Eat...
    you? Don't be stupid.
    Why would I want to
    eat such yucky
    tasting things like
    you? I'm a vegetarian
    you know?"
    Crewman A:
    "A vegetarian... plant
    that eats...other...
    plants!?"
    Creepy Plant: "Not 
    only that, but I'm
    also really picky
    about what I eat. Not
    just anything'll do.
    Crewman B: "That's 
    it. We're done with
    this one. Beam us up,
    Biscotti."
    So we returned to the
    ship and then
    obliterated the 
    planet completely,
    and continued on our
    epic voyage.
    To be continued...
    
    
    Last Updated March 22, 2004. Version .75
    Most things completed. Will add new scripts
    as they are found.
    
    

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