Telephone FAQ by extremejon

Version: 1.4 | Updated: 11/13/05 | Printable Version

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Telophone Number FAQ 
Version 1.2 (Last updated June 6 2005
By Extremejon (

Table of Contents
     01. Introduction
     02. Numbers
     03. Messages
     04. Wraping it up.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~01: Introduction~~~~~~~~~
Hmmm... this is my first FAQ ive submitted, and its 
about the telphone souvenir in the "Other" Section. 
Or rather, the numbers that you can put into it to hear 
often hillarious messages. You can find the phone by 
beating Dribble and Spitzs' stage. I will add the 
numbers as I find them. Or, if you find some that I 
don't have on here, feel free to email them to me. 
Ok, let's get this train wreak-a-rollin.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~01: Numbers~~~~~~~~~
In this part I'll have the numbers, along with a 
short Description. In order to prevent 
spoiling the surprise, I'll put what they 
actully say later.

Number| Description     |
3341  |Depressing       |
4949  |Pizza Dinosaur   |
3939  |Mona Pizza       |
4123  |helpful Hint Guy |
8472  |Don't Sweat      |
7171  |Hang Up!         |
9646  |Not Interested   |
8888  |Wahahaha....     |
7450  |Thanks           |
5071  |Fortune teller   |
1203  |Fronk            |
1153  |Freindly         |
0881  |Paranoid         |
0099  |Creep!           |
8324  |Chain Number1    |
7946  |Chain Number2    |
2569  |Chain Number3    |
0222  |Cat              |
5963  |Take Breaks      |
1234  |Dumped           |
6741  |Useless          |                 
4111  |Helpful hint 2   |
4906  |Late             |
1212  |Dice             | 
5963  |Break            |
2999  |Kid              |  
1111  |Rain             |
4649  |Psychic          |
4122  |Helpful hint 3   |
2525  |Mona             |
4141  |Helpful hint 4   |
0883  |Reception        |
4182  |Helpful hint 5   |
6967  |Earlier          | 
9467  |Mistake          | 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~03: Messages~~~~~~~~~         
Here is a list of the messages that Appear 
after you type in the numbers. 
Some of them apparently have branch to have several 
different messages. I will post them each also.

3341: Alone... So alone... I'm all alone... 
      Won't someone play with me?

4949: 1.Wassup! Pizza D Here! During my last delivery, 
        I slipped on something and bit it Hard! 
        Consequently I've closed up the shop for the 
        day...try again tomorrow. Sorry!
      2.Hello, Pizza Dinosaur here. Mona Pizza's closed 
        today. I heard they are going to be closed though 
        next year. We here at pizza dinosaur never close, 
        so tell us what you want, when you want it! And 
        we'll bring you something you didnít order in a 
        couple days.
      3.You've reached Pizza dinosaur, where our motto 
        is CRUSH THE COMPETIONTION. our special Today 
        is the T-rex set. But don't worry It's not 
        Like we used lizard meat or anything...we 
        would never do- wait! Hello? Did you hang up?

3939: Buon Giro! Mona Pizza! 
       1.My name is Joe! I'm the Manager of this joint! 
       2.Joe Speaking
      Who? Mona? 
       1.She just left for school. 
       2.She's on a date.
       3.She's out delivering Pies.
      Enough about that, Though. Did I tell you my name 
      is Joe? I'm the manager. 
       1.And I'm a dog. My mom is so proud! You see, all 
         the other dogs in my family became just pets. 
         I'm really the only working dog in my family 
         except for that one cousin who work for the 
       2.Belive it or not, I'm a dog. 
         2.1.I like how they trust me not to eat the pizzas. 
             That's how I got to became the manager! Plus, 
             I look pretty debonair in this cheifs hat. 
             Don't you think?             
         2.2.You wouldnít think I'd be able to work my way 
             up to manager, huh? On account of the lack of 
             thumbs and lips and all...
      What's that? Oh yeah...your order...

4123: Hello I'm the helpful hint guy! Did you know you can 
      make the messages at the bottom of the screen scroll 
      faster by pressing L? What? you already knew that? 
      Never mind then...

8472: I think this kind of thing happens all the time, don't 
      sweat the small stuff!

7171: Hey! You must hang up now! Quickly!  If you don't 
      hang up now, there'll be trouble! What? You don't 
      know how to? Press A. Press A to hang up, I said! 
      Why are you still there? I said, Hang up! 
      Do it! Now! please! hang up! Oh yeah, I guess 
      I could just hang up on you. CLICK

9646: Listen, Pal. I already told you I'm not interested in 
      whatever your selling, not stop calling during dinner!

8888: Whahhahaha...hyahahaha...heeheeheehee

7456: Oh...Hey, thanks for yesterday. I had a great time. 
      We should do it again soon. Thanks for calling. 
      I'll talk to you later.

5071: Your fortune today is-
       1.I'm sorry to say- TERRIBLE! You might want 
         to go back to bed
       2.Pretty good! It might be a good idea to try 
         something new.
       3.Pure joy! Everything will go the way you want 
         it to! Yippy Skippy!

1203: Fronk here. 
       1.You want to know the meaning to life? How
         fortunate you have the leisure to ponder 
         such things, some people have these things 
         called JOBS! 
       2.You keep asking me the meaning of life, and all I 
         can say is I DONT KNOW. for all know there IS NO 
         MEANING! Aw, quit being so glum. Have a piece of candy.
       3.What can I do for you? The meaning of life is what you 
         seek? I don't know why you think I have the answer? OK. 
         Here's a platitude for you: Change your perspective, 
         Maybe you'll find your answer. Satisfied?
       4.WHAT? You're seeking the meaning of life? 
         The meaning of life might be to find the meaning 
         of life. Deep, I know.
       5.Whatcha want? I see... The meaning of life is what you 
         seek. This is a question for less important people then 
         those who plague me.

1153: Hey! Long time no talk! How've you been? I'm so happy you 
      called! We've gotten all settled in and are almost ready 
      for guests. When are you coming?

0881: I told you not to call me at this number! my line is 
      tapped! There following me! Oh, No! They found me! 
      Save yourse-Beep....beep....

0099: Ew! You creep! Why are you calling me at this hour? 

8324: You scared me! My phone never rings! I'm going to give 
      you a number, so you call it ok? Its 7946.

7946: Hey! where'd you get this number? Doesn't matter! I'm 
      going to give you a number, and you need to call it. 
      It's 2569. Got it?

2569: Hey! where'd you get this number? Doesn't matter! I'm 
      going to give you a number, and you need to call it. 
      It's 8324. Got it?

0222: Meeeeeeoooooow...Mew?

5963: You're working hard. Shaking your system can take a 
      lot outta you, so make sure you take breaks, 'k? 
      Don't work yourself too hard!

1234: Hey! Remember me? The guy you sent the Dear John Letter 
      to today? The guy YOU DUMPED? Just wanted to say GOOD 
6741: ..........................Useless.

4111: Helpful hint guy says, "Never leave home without 
      a helmet"

4906: Helloo! What can I do ya for? Oh, You're right! I'm 
      going to be late! Thanks for the call!

1212: This is the dice phone, when you need a number give 
      me a call And here is your rol...You get a (1-6)!

5963: You 're working hard. Shaking your system can take alot 
      out of you so make sure you take breaks, k"? Don't work 
      yourself too hard!

2999: Hello. Are you being a good kid? I'm sorry I'm always 
      coming home so late. I'm going to hurry up and finish 
      here, so I can come home. Don't hate me ok? I'll be 
      home soon.

1111: 1.This is the weather report. Next years forecast is 
        rain. Typical.
      2.Todays report is rain. But you should know that, cause 
        your phone is pouring!
      3.This is the weather report. Tomorrow's forecast calls                 
        for...rain! Surprise, surprise!  

4649: You've reached the Warioware psychic hotline. Oooooh! 
      Just for twenty dollars a minute, I will slowly reveal 
      the secret meestreies from beyond the unknown. I 
      will give you clarity and lightness of wallet. Ohoo!!!!

4122: Hello. I'm the helpful hint guy! if your game doesnít  
      seem to be working correctly, you might want to try 
      giving it a break. try pausing it for a bit. It 
      should be fine when you come back to it.

2525: 1.Hi there! Youíve reached Mona. I've just popped out 
        for a bit, so try me again later!
      2.Hello! this is Mona! I'm just a little busy right now, 
        would you please try me again later?
      3.Hello. Oh, did you want to talk to Mona? she was just 
        here. She probably  went to the pizza shop.

4141: Hello. Im the Helpful hint guy! Ever been playing 
      "Warioware: Twisted!" and accidentally pressed start 
       and paused the game? change the pause settings in 
       the options menu.

0883: Hello! I'm getting bad reception here, but when do you 
      think you'll be able to join us? What am I saying? 
      We'll wait for you as long as we need to, so don't rush. 
      See you later!

4182: Hello. I'm the Helpful hint guy! you know how you collect 
      games in the spindex? Once you have collected all the 
      games you collect a secret game. oooh, mysterious.

6967: Did you call me eariler? What? you didnít? This is a 
      wrong number?! What's going on?!

9467: Oops, I made a mistake! 

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~04:Wraping it up~~~~~~~~~ 

3:41 PM 11/13/2005 Version 1.4: Added a single new number. 
Thanks to Dan Giammalvo.

12:01 AM 6/10/2005: Version 1.3, Added a Lota new numbers. 
Thanks to everyone for finding numbers that I dident have. 
This should be the final version.  

2:41 AM 6/7/2005 Updated to Version 1.2: Added 7 more numbers 
and spellchecked

Ok, This whole dang thing is copyright by Extremejon 2005. 
The game itself is copyright nintendo. I'm not making money 
off this, or at least I don't think I am. Don't use this guide 
anywhere without my permission, all right? I put my blood, 
sweat and tears into this guide. Well, maybe not my blood. But 
I did cry a few times.

This file is for only.

© Copyright 2005  Extremejon