"Please make me vomit on the T.V. so I don't have to see this anymore!!"

This platformer has got to be one of the worst games ever to come out of the bowels of Sega. Its just simply horrible. This pitiful excuse for a game has only 6 levels that's just a disgrace to the other platformers of the time.

Sega do you remember something called Sonic?
Yes I bet you do. See that had more than 6 levels now didn't it?

I doubt that Sega is listening to me, but you get my point. Now for more criticism of this mediocre mess.

Story 4
Its kind of funny really until you actually play the game
then you see that in reality its just garbage. These things called Smogulans that are polluters have invaded Earth through the Ozone Layer. They send an army of Radiation Rangers to kill Toxie and the Toxic Crusaders. So you have to obviously stop them and restore the Earth to its normal state.

Characters 3
Yes they're all very funny until you realize how insanely stupid they are. The three characters are...

Toxie
He is shoots people with lasers and hits people with a mop and he has a little pink sidekick thing named Bloobie. Toxie is obsessed with cleanness.

NoZone
He spits blobs of stuff and moves around on a wheel. NoZone can also kick enemies.

Junkyard
He's a dog like thing that punches and kicking. Junkyard likes up leftovers of enemies.

Sound/Music 1
Bland sound effects and uninspired musical scores leave much to be desired.

Gameplay 2
Just basic common garbage that doesn't give any inclination that this thing is at all special. You have a life gauge and an energy bar. Also you have a score meter WOW!!!Its simple to learn how to press the A B and C buttons, but its just so bad. Think Streets of Rage, hit it with a cement block and jam it into a SNES, yes I believe it is that bad. The only saving thing on this game is a two player mode in which you and your friend can take joy in laughing at the bland levels, terrible characters, and shoddy control.

Graphics 1
Levels don't hold a candle to the older Sonic and the figures are only colorful to distract you from the below average backgrounds.

Final Result 2
I just want to pour Tabasco Sauce in my eyes so I never see this atrocity again. If for some reason you want to buy this
trash it is a little rare, but its possible to buy this thing, however gouging your eyes out might prove more rewarding.

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 08/22/03