FAQ by e.cesare

Version: 0.2 | Updated: 01/06/12 | Printable Version

WARNING: This guide contains spoilers.

Unlockables FAQ
Version 0.2
Copyright 2011 Kelvin Liu

V0.2 January 5, 2011
-Added badges from http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=106515
 I hope you're ok with me using these for completion
-Added some information sections

V0.1 January 4, 2011
-Started guide

(1) Stash
(2) Missions
  (2a) Missions
  (2b) Ranks
  (2c) Badges
(3) Achievements
(4) Contact
(5) Credits

 (1) STASH
The Stash provides upgrades that you can purchase with coins collected during
the game.
For now, only the Magnet upgrades in the Vehicle Upgrades section provides
in-game effect. These attract coins around you when you're riding the
appropriate vehicle. Different Jetpacks also give you different animations for
eliminating scientists.
Also a few upgrades are needed to unlock achievements, as detailed in Section
(3) Achievements.
Missions are simple quests that you can complete while playing the game. Three
missions are available at a time. If you complete (or buy out of) a mission,
another one appears in its place.

 (2a) Missions

Missions seem to be random each time you play, and their requirements change.
But they're always variations of the same things. Here are some tips on some
of them.

>>> High five ?? scientists in one game.
"High five" means to walk into the scientist. Stay near the ground.

>>> Rub your head against the roof for ???m.
This means just hold down to fly the whole time.

>>> Brush past ?? red flashing lights.
You just have to get near the red lights near the top. Staying against the
ceiling works too.

>>> Reach ???m without collecting any coins.
Try using a Head Start and stay near the ground to avoid coins.

>>> Smash a hole in the wall 5 times.
The thing that happens at the start of each game. Just restart 5 times.

>>> Finish a game between ???m and ???m.
Try hitting a zapper before or when you've reached the mark.

>>> Change gravity ?? times in a single run.
All you have to do is keep tapping the screen.

>>> Reach 1,000m without using The Machine Gun Jetpack.
Just buy another jetpack and use that instead. It works!

 (2b) Ranks

Each mission awards you stars which improve your rank. Upon graduating each
rank, you receive a prize of coins and a new rank to attain.

1: Beginner        3         200
2: Learner         3         400
3: Rookie          3         600
4: Novice          5         800
5: Amateur         5         1000
6: Graduate        5         1200
7: Skilled         7         1400
8: Experienced     7         1600
9: Professional    9         1800
10: Hotshot        9         2000
11: Expert         11        2200
12: Wizard         11        2400
13: Ninja          13        2600
14: Super Star     13        2800
15: Barry          13        2800

 (2c) Badges

Courtesty of the gamers over at Touch Arcade forums
I hope you're ok with me putting this here so everyone can find it.

Once you attain the "Barry" rank, you're given the option of starting over and
acquiring a special Badge to commemorate your achievement.

If you achieve all the ranks including Barry, you have the option to start
over and acquire a random(?) badge for your effort. There are 125 different
badges to get, but you can keep playing to get duplicates after.

ID #001 Lonely Badge of Singularity
ID #002 Double Badge of Rainbows
ID #003 Sleepy Badge of Naps
ID #004 Quadruple Badge of Bypass
ID #005 Funky Badge of Jazz
ID #006 Delicious Badge of Custard
ID #007 Not so Lucky Badge
ID #008 Prestigious Badge of Bacon
ID #009 Sparkly Badge of Learning
ID #010 New Badge of Double Digits
ID #011 Annual Badge of Celebration
ID #012 Dogs Badge of Walks
ID #013 Super Lucky Badge
ID #014 Adventurous Badge of Travel
ID #015 Shiny Badge of Honor
ID #016 Shiny Badge of Completion
ID #017 Shiny Badge of Achievement
ID #018 Momentous Badge of Age
ID #019 Shiny Badge of Excellence
ID #020 Shiny Badge of Courage
ID #021 Tipsy Badge of Celebration
ID #022 Shiny Badge of Persistence
ID #023 Shiny Badge of Resilience
ID #024 Shiny Badge of Skill
ID #025 Shiny Badge of Accomplishment
ID #026 Shiny Badge of Dexterity
ID #027 Shiny Badge of Technique
ID #028 Shiny bBadge of Prowess
ID #029 Shiny Badge of Finesse
ID #030 Shiny Badge of Aptitude
ID #031 Shiny Badge of Talent
ID #032 Shiny Badge of Sparkles
ID #033 Shiny Badge of Greatness
ID #034 Golden Frothing Badge
ID #035 Shiny Badge of Deliciousness
ID #036 Shiny Badge of Curiosity
ID #037 Shiny Badge of Inspiration
ID #038 Shiny Badge of Love
ID #039 Shiny Badge of Creativity
ID #040 Crisis Badge of Midlife
ID #041 Shiny Badge of Brilliance
ID #042 Badge of Meaning
ID #043 Shiny Badge of Delight
ID #044 Shiny Badge of Superiority
ID #045 Great Badge of Honor
ID #046 Great Badge of Completion
ID #047 Great Badge of Achievement
ID #048 Great Badge of Excellence
ID #049 Great Badge of Courage
ID #050 Great Badge of Persistence
ID #051 Great Badge of Resilience
ID #052 Great Badge of Skill
ID #053 Great Badge of Accomplishment
ID #054 Great Badge of Dexterity
ID #055 Ominous Badge of Assassination
ID #056 Great Badge of Technique
ID #057 Great Badge of Prowess
ID #058 Great Badge of Finesse
ID #059 Great Badge of Aptitude
ID #060 Great Badge of Talent
ID #061 Great Badge of Sparkles
ID #062 Great Badge of Greatness
ID #063 Great Badge Of Deliciousness
ID #064 Great Badge of Curiosity
ID #065 Great Badge of Inspiration
ID #066 Great Badge of Love
ID #067 Great Badge of Creativity
ID #068 Great Badge of Brilliance
ID #069 Racy Badge of Controversy
ID #070 Great Badge of Delight
ID #071 Great Badge of Superiority
ID #072 Special Badge of Honour
ID #073 Special Badge of Completion
ID #074 Special Badge of Achievement
ID #075 Special Badge of Excellence
ID #076 Special Badge of Courage
ID #077 Special Badge of Persistence
ID #078 Special Badge of Resilience
ID #079 Special Badge of Skill
ID #080 Special Badge of Accomplishment
ID #081 Special Badge of Dexterity
ID #082 Special Badge of Technique
ID #083 Special Badge of Prowess
ID #084 Best Badge of Birth
ID #085 Special Badge of Finesse
ID #086 Funny Green Badge
ID #087 Special Badge of Aptitude
ID #088 Special Badge of Talent
ID #089 Special Badge of Sparkles
ID #090 Special Badge of Greatness
ID #091 Special Badge of Deliciousness
ID #092 Special Badge of Curiosity
ID #093 Special Badge of Inspiration
ID #094 Special Badge of Love
ID #095 Special Badge of Creativity
ID #096 Special Badge of Brilliance
ID #097 Special Badge of Delight
ID #098 Special Badge of Superiority
ID #099 Devastating Badge of Bradman
ID #100 Badge of the Centurion
ID #101 Shiny Badge of Spotted Dogs
ID #102 Awesome Badge of Awesomeness
ID #103 Heroic Badge of Heroes
ID #104 Glorious Badge of Glory
ID #105 Wonderful Badge of Wonder
ID #106 Great Badge of Greatness
ID #107 Amazing Badge of Amazement
ID #108 Familiar Badge of Imagery
ID #109 Brave Badge of Bravery
ID #110 Lucky Badge of Luck
ID #111 Prestigious Badge of Prestige
ID #112 Honourable Badge of Honour
ID #113 Warm Badge of Summer
ID #114 Freezing Badge of Winter
ID #115 Historic Badge of Fruit
ID #116 Historic Badge of Sensei
ID #117 Historic Badge of Raskullyness
ID #118 Historic Badge of Zombies
ID #119 Historic Badge of Echoes
ID #120 Historic Badge of Racing Rockets
ID #121 Historic Badge of Blasting Off
ID #122 Woody's Badge of Programming
ID #123 Sierra's Badge of Art
ID #124 Muscat's Badge of Design
ID #125 Last Badge of the Collection

===Pretty Woman===
(Secret Achievement)
Description: Buy a matching set of clothing.
How to get: Buy any pair aside from the one you start with. Top Hat and Classy
            Suit to complete two achievements at once.

===Tee Hee Two===
(Secret Achievement)
Description: Collect exactly 69 coins.

===Blinged Out===
(Secret Achievement)
Description: Buy a golden vehicle upgrade.

===Good Work, Woody===
Description: Run into the bottom obstacles 3 times in a row.
How to get: Just start a game 3 times doing nothing.

===Good Work, Sierra===
Description: Stare at the main shop screen for 2 minutes.
How to get: The Stash screen.

===Good Work, Muscat===
Description: Open and close the main menu slider 10 times.
How to get: The little tab with an arrow on the Jetpack Joyride main screen.

===Spice of Life===
Description: Take a ride in every vehicle in the game.

===Not so Green===
Description: Complete 10 missions

===Gold Digger===
Description: Collect 20 coins while dead.
How to get: Try running into zappers in front of some coins.

Description: Get toasted by a missle 3 times in a row

Description: Fly a total of 50kms

===Fuzzy Locks===
Description: Get fried 99 times

===Alpha Charlie Echo===
Description: Fly over 2kms.
How to get: You have to do reach 2kms in one game.

===Road Trip===
Description: Accumulate a total of 10kms on the hog

===High Roller===
Description: Lose the final spin 100 times total.

===For Science===
Description: Knock over 1000 scientists.
How to get: You'll have to use a jetpack that hits scientists (initial one

Description: Win 3 atom blasts

===Big Spender===
Description: Spend over 50,000 coins.

Description: Complete 40 missions

===Romeo Alpha Delta===
Description: Fly over 5kms.
How to get: You have to reach 5kms in one game. Good luck.

Description: Take a trip in the rainbow jetpack and don’t collect any coins.

Description: Get a score of exactly 200m.
How to get: Try hitting the 3rd zapper.

===James Who?===
Description: Buy 2 jetpacks.
How to get: Any will do. Traditional Jetpack or Rainbow Jetpack to complete
            two achievements at once.

===Foam Party===
Description: Fly a total of 10kms with the bubble gun jetpack.

===Crazy Freaking Skills===
Description: Get a best distance of over 800m in the CFT.
How to get: Get lucky with the Crazy Freaking Teleporter.

===Angry Wings===
Description: Get the profit bird twice in one game.

===A Man, my Son===
Description: Finish all the missions, and start again.

===Class Act===
Description: Fly over 1km, sporting the top hat, classy suit and traditional

Description: Fly 2km, without touching any coins, scientists or tokens.
How to get: Try the Super Head Start and stay near the ceiling to avoid

===Happy Snap===
Description: Save an action shot to your camera roll.
How to get: At the end of each game there is a little photo that says TAP TO
            VIEW. Tap it and tap the little floppy disk icon to save it.

===Dragon Fruit===
(Secret Achievement)
Description: Ride Mr Cuddles while sporting the Fruit Jetpack.

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