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JELLYCAR GUIDE
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What's In This Here Guide {table}
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1. What's In This Here Guide {table}
2. Opening Thingy (and copyright bulls***) {intro}
3. Version History {hist!}
4. Controls {ctrls}
5. Levels {lvls!}
a. Easy {yawn*}
b. Average {wow**}
c. Hard {damn*}
6. My Best Times {i_bet}
7. Your Best Times {u_bet}
8. General Tips for the Hopeless Beginner {hints}
9. Frequently-Asked Questions {?????}
10.Closing {byby!}
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Opening Thingy (and copyright bulls***) {intro}
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Yay! I got an iPhone (which I will not be giving the number of so I
won't get spammed)! Hmmmmmmmm, what game should I get? Oh, I know! The
best game on the iPhone (until Jellycar 2 comes out, of course),
Jellycar! This simple game is easily one of the most-downloaded game
apps on the iPhone. I will explain each level, giving step-by-step
instructions on how to beat it.
Copyright 2009 Alex Popovski.
This may not be reproduced under any circumstances except for
personal, private use. It may not be placed on any web site or
otherwise distributed publicly without advance written
permission. Use of this guide on any other web site or as part
of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation of
copyright. All trademarks and copyrights contained in this
document are owned by their respective trademark and copyright
holders.
If you have any questions, comments, concerns, conundrums, or
tips for the General Tips section, e-mail me at
chillaxative7@yahoo.com. I will look at anything and everything
people write. Also e-mail me for suggestions of where this guide
should go. I am currently writing for gamefaqs.com, but any suggestions
will be looked over. My website is www.chillaxative.webs.com.
OK, now that THAT boring interlude is over, let's get to the guide.
WARNING: EVEN THOUGH JELLYCAR IS FUN DO NOT DO ANY OF THESE STUNTS WITH
YOUR OWN CAR, WHICH COULD RESULT IN SERIOUS(but incredibly funny)
INJURIES.
~Chillaxative7
p.s. I have a PS3 account! It's Chillaxative7. So, become my
friend. Or else. Really. Go befriend me, now.
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Version History {hist!}
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11/02/09- started the guide; got some easy levels done
11/03/09- finished:)
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Controls {ctrls}
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The controls for Jellycar are incredibly simple:
*Move- hold down the side of the screen in which way you want to move
*Grow/Shrink- tap the Jellycar; it will then grow into a monster truck
sized beast*Rotation- tilt the iPod/iPhone; the Jellycar will tilt in the
direction tilted (duh)
*Pause- touch the screen with 3 fingers (if you don't have three fingers
for some unbelievable reason, you're SOL)
*Zoom In/Out- touch the screen with 2 fingers and move inward to zoom
out; outward to zoom in (if you don't have two fingers, I'm amazed you're
still sane)(then again, you ARE reading one of my guides...).
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Levels {lvls!}
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There are three(3) kinds of levels in Jellycar:
*Easy: fairly easy levels; good for players not used to the iPhone
*Average: not too easy, but not too difficult; good for players itching
for a good challenge
*Hard: very difficult levels; best left to the better players
Levels are usually less than 70 seconds long, but some are very lengthy,
such as Snowboarding. Each level will be explained, along with my
strategy to beat it.
A few terms to know:
Go Big- tap the Jellycar to make it grow
Go Small- opposite of go big
N/A- didn't beat it yet; coming up with a good way to explain the level
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Easy {yawn*}
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"Easy Start"
Start off by driving over the gap; don't worry, you'll make it. To make
it past the multiple circles, go big and tilt the iPhone to the right.
You should topple the bridge. Go over the bridge to the target on the
platform.
"Crusher"
Drive right. The falling platforms won't crush the car, so keep going.
Once you clear the platforms, go big near the ramp to climb it (don't do
it when the lonely platform is down). Go small and drive left across the
platforms. As you approach the final platform, slow down and stay on it.
Once it's at the tippety-top, go up the ramp and land in the bowl-like
structure, hitting the target.
"Ride The Wave"
Wait for the platform ahead to get to your level, then continuously drive
right, stopping for timing's sake if necessary. Once you get to the last
platform (you'll see it coming), stop on it. Wait for it to get next to
the brown platform, then drive onto it, going left until you get the
target.
"Ski Jump"
Drive right until you get on the ice slide. Once on, go big. After
being propelled in the most hilarious fashion, go small. Hit the two
other spinny thingies and land on the brown platform, driving right. You
will then run into the target.
"See-Saws"
N/A
"Spaghetti"
Drive right. Hop the gap and drive through the spinning meatball (tee-
hee). Ignore the elevated platforms and keep going right. Once you
reach the giant meatball with the platforms below, jump the first few
without getting hit by the meatball. Once the bottoms face up, go big
and then go small while moving forward. This should give you enough
propulsion to jump the last few. Drive right, and then go big when in-
between the two spinning meatballs (the joke really tells itself there)
to hit the target above.
"Snake"
Snake? Snaaake? Snnaaaaaaaaake?! (haha, metal gear solid reference).
Anyway, drive right. Go down the platforms by shifting your weight
towards the next platform. Once on the spikes, drive right. As you
approach the last spike, slow the f*** down. It's a quick stop. Wait
for the rising platform to reach your level then drive on. Do that for
the other three rising platforms. Once you're on the top level, drive off
the ramp and into the target.
"Jelly Derby"
Drive right. As you approach the spinny thingy, go big. Once you land on
the ground, drive to the target (this is the easiest level there is.
trust me, they get hard as hell).
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Average {wow**}
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"Beware the Spikes"
N/A
"Tree Skipping"
Drive right and hop the small gap. Go to the top of the hill. Go big
and tilt the iPhone/iPod to the right whilst driving right. You should
clear all of the trees and then some. Go across the brown circles and
onto the green platform, where the target awaits.
"Circus"
N/A
"The Castle"
N/A
"Kerplunk!"
Drive anywhere. As you're falling, try to keep near the center, where
the target will be after the colored dots and two levels of blue
platforms. If you fail, wait at the edge of the bottom red platform for
a rising gray platform which will take you to the top again.
"Green Cave"
Drive right. Go past the first set of spikes. Once you reach the second
set, go big and drive over them. Fall over the edge and go up the hill.
Drive across the bridge and hit the target.
NOTE: You will be tilting a lot in this level. Don't worry, its how the
level was made.
"Gone Sledding"
NOTE: You will not be driving in this level.
This is one of the two levels where you don't drive, but must have
excellent tilting skills. As you go down the small hill, tilt as far
left as possible. Keep the Jellycar steady as you go down. Once you
clear the gap and get to the lift, tilt as far left as possible again.
Once you make it over, slide down the hill and hit the ramp to the
target.
"Spongy Bridges
N/A
"Huge Wheels"
N/A
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Hard {damn*}
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"Rockets"
Drive right. As you approach the lift, go big. You will get launched
into the air. Land and move right quickly, but go small when you get to
the other lift. Wait until the lift is at its peak, then go under it.
Now, go left. Once you near the spinny thingies, go big. You will
launch to an island, where the target is.
"Platforming"
N/A
"The Factory"
N/A
"The Cavern"
N/A
"Circles"
N/A
"Catapult"
N/A
"Homeward Bound"
N/A
"Snowboarding"
NOTE: You will not be driving in this level.
Hard to explain, send me strategies.
"Piter Land1"
N/A
"Washing Mashine"
Drive right. When you're in-between the green things, go big. Once
you're out of there, drive right. Enter the wheel when the opening is
next to you. Get yourself high enough, then go big and propel yourself
into the middle, where the target is.
"Boulders"
N/A
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My Best Times {i_bet}
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Here are my best times for the levels.
NOTE: N/A means I haven't completed it yet.
"Easy Start"
12.040
"Crusher"
66.203
"Ride The Wave"
31.238
"Ski Jump"
20.000
"See-Saws"
58.043
"Spaghetti"
58.604
"Snake"
90.670
"Jelly Derby"
10.600
"Beware the Spikes"
N/A
"Tree Skipping"
31.318
"Circus"
N/A
"The Castle"
N/A
"Kerplunk!"
21.599
"Green Cave"
58.883
"Gone Sledding"
58.563
"Spongy Bridges"
74.719
"Huge Wheels"
N/A
"Rockets"
46.281
"Platforming"
N/A
"The Factory"
N/A
"The Cavern"
N/A
"Circles"
N/A
"Catapult"
N/A
"Homeward Bound"
N/A
"Snowboarding"
63.364
"Piter Land1"
N/A
"Washing Machine"
117.135
"Boulders"
N/A
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Your Best Times {u_bet}
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Once times are sent in, I will post the best ones here. Just send an e-
mail with the level name, the time, and the name you wish to be called.
I will post ones that I think are authentic, so don't try to trick me, or
I will hunt you down and roast your... nevermind.
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General Tips for the Hopeless Beginner {hints}
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This will be a tradition in all of my guides. This section is dedicated
to tips given by my viewers. You can submit a tip or cheat to me about
this game, and I might put it here (with credit given to you, of course).
Just send a tip or cheat to my e-mail, chillaxative7@yahoo.com, with the
name you wish to be called if I put it up. Hopefully, this section will
grow, so go send me tips!
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Frequently Asked Questions {?????}
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Q: I found something wrong with your guide. What should I do?
A: If it's a huge, OMG, holy s*** problem, then e-mail me and tell me the
problem. If it's a small spelling error, leave it. If it's that small,
most people won't be affected by it.
Q: Can I put your guide on my site?
A: If you ask me first and give me credit, then probably yes.
Q: Will you accept my PS3 friend request?
A: Probably. So, send me a request... now.
Q: What was your strategy for (name of level)?
A: If I get asked this question again, I will drop-kick a puppy over an
electric fence. And miss. LOOK IN THE FRIKKING GUIDE! I didn't make
this so you could not look at it and ask me questions. That's stupid.
Like your mother (just kidding, just kidding).
Q: Can I spam your account with chain PS3 messages?
A: No.
Q: Are you a handsome person?
A: Yes.
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Closing {byby!}
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Well, my friends, this is the end.
Of the guide, not me.
I enjoyed making this guide, and all of my other ones, which include:
*Rag-Doll Kung Fu: Fists of Plastic
funkeyhotmonkey-for telling me about this game
Absolute Steve-by reading your guides, I was inspired to make my own
My family-for accepting that I play games about cars made of jelly
gameFAQS-for showing me the wonderful world of guides
YOU-for reading this guide
The end. Now do your homework. I'm not kidding. That English essay
ain't gonna do itself, now will it?
...
Will it? OMFG, YOUR HOMEWORK IS ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111one
~Chillaxative7~
