Donkey Kong 64 Glitches FAQ by Francis Rogers (FRogers@ix.netcom.com) ------------------------------------------ Donkey Kong 64 is one of the best games of all time. It's also the 2nd most buggy game of all time (Pokemon is first). Many of these glitches are polygonal glitches, not easy to make happen. I'll rate the difficulty of performing the glitch from 1 to 5. Version 1.0 (3/19/2000) The first release. You're reading it. The Secret Computer Room (Difficulty:5) If you've beaten the game, or at least Hideout Helm, you've probably seen the cut scene where K. Rool's in his ship. Well, a very similar room is hidden WAY under the DK Isles. Here's how to get there: First, get to Crystal Caves and get the Monkeyport ability for Tiny. Then, monkeyport to the top of Crocodile Isle via the Tiny pad on back, then blow your Sax on the Saxophone pad. A Chunky barrel will appear. This barrel is for getting a golden banana, but there's another use for it. Bring Chunky to the barrel and become Hunky Chunky, then go over to the two huge stone steps leading up the island. Go to the second step, then fall to the first. While falling, hold the control stick torwards the second step. You should fall into a glitchy room under DK Island. Go over to the waterfall pond, then start swimming under it in thin air! Go torward the large green objects in the sky. Swim up to the suface of the "Water". Swim around, and Chunky should disappear. Adjust the camera a little bit, and you'll be in the Secret Room. Jump out of the "water" to stand up. Now, brag about your discovery. Snap a photo if you want. If your friends want to know how to do it, show them this guide! Go Directly to Jail. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect 201 Bananas. (Difficulty:4) A really funny side trick of the secret room is the Jail trick. Repeat the secret room trick, but instead of swimming torward the green objects, swim torward the bars and jump to them. Chunky will be in jail! Laugh if you want. Armed and Waterlogged (Difficulty:4) Another side-trick of the secret room. While standing up in the glitchy room below the island, arm your gun. Then start swimming in the glitch pond. You'll still be armed! You can even swim outside the glitch room, and it'll still work! Chunky Likes Banana Fairies (Difficulty:3) Chunky seems to be very glitch-prone. Go to the Fairy Island. Swim in the water in front of the tiny entrance, then go to the shore very slowly. When you begin to slide, dive with Z. You'll end up under Fairy Island! Go up into the glitchy room, then jump on the tunnel. Walk and jump around, and you'll go into the Fairy's Room. And you thought only Tiny could get through such a small hole. Chunky's Big Criminal Record (Difficulty:3) If you repeat the Fairy Island trick, but jump torwards the bars in the glitchy room, you'll and up in another jail. Bad Monkey! Big Chunky Everywhere (Difficulty:2) In Jungle Japes, when you use the Chunky Barrel, you usually lose the Hunky Chunky ability when you exit the clearing. However, jump on the beehive, and you'll bypass the tunnel completely. Now, worry about your crystal Coconut Supply. Lanky the Burglar (Difficulty:1) Finally, a non-Chunky glitch, and no, it's not Lanky in jail. If you reach behind B. Locker with Lanky's arms, you can break into a level! Penetrate K. Rool's Defenses (Difficulty:2) If you swim into a place where 6 edges come together under Crocodile Isle, you'll enter a glitchy room. Swim torward a gate, and you're now in the Gloomy Galleon Lobby! Teleportation Room (Difficulty:3) When you enter the rotating puzzle room in Crystal Caves, (entered with DK & his Bongos), hit the right switch, then jump into the right wall. You'll end up under the room. Walk away, and you'll be teleported to the beginning of the level. Kasplat Killer (Difficulty:1) In the Creepy Castle Lobby, goto Lanky's door with any Kong. To the left a Kasplat will greet you through the wall! You can kill him through the wall! This Document is Copyright (c) 2000 Francis Rogers. Don't copy it or else.