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    ZEALITY
    Side Projects
    Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon Script
     Konami Co. of Osaka, typed by ZeaLitY
    http://www.chronocompendium.com
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    CONTENTS
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    1.) Legal information
    2.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script
    3.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script (asterisks)
    4.) Credits
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    1.) Legal information
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    This is an unofficial game script guide to Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon,
    which is a product of Konami. I am creating this edited script by hand so that
    I may have a reference for writing the story section of this game's entry at
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystical_Ninja_Starring_Goemon . Also, this game
    had some top-notch surrealist humor amplified by slightly bizarre English (the
    result of an average translation job of dialogue steeped in Japanese humor). I
    hope you enjoy it. There are two copies -- one without asterisks and one with.
    Asterisks represent emboldened or flashing dialogue.
    
    At present, it is not complete as it does not include the message for getting
    the Impact tournament mode special feature. I'm probably missing some minute
    inn / shop strings variations.
    
    11/05/06
    -Release
    
    http://www.chronocompendium.com
    
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    2.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script
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     [Opening Song]
       Fight on... Fight on...
       Never giving up
       Let's start our journey as
       we whistle along
       Going now
    
       Well, look at the sky
       Peeping through the clouds
       You can see, just how
       big the sky really is
    
       Even if the harsh winds
       were to take you away
       live your life the way YOU want it,
       that is the destiny for many
    
       Fight on... Fight on...
       There is more than one dream,
       if we reach for it hard enough...
       TAKE A CHANCE!
    
       Fight on... Fight on...
       Never giving up
       Let's start our journey as
       we whistle along
       Going now
    
     [Oedo Town]
    
    Store Manager: What are you guys doing?
       Leave right now!
    
    Store Manager: Never come again,
       you punks!
    
    Goemon: Ebisumaru!
       Why,
       you've taken all your clothes off!
    
    Ebisumaru: I thought that I could
       negotiate a discount...
       with my hypnotic dance.
    
    Goemon: Discount?!
       We've been thrown out of the store
       because of your dance.
    
    Ebisumaru: He just couldn't
       understand the beauty in...
       me!
    
    Goemon: You worry me.
    
    Goemon: What, what's happening!
    
    Ebisumaru: Huh?!
    
    Goemon: What was that great
       big thing just now?
    
    Ebisumaru: Goemon!
       Isn't that the direction to
       Oedo Castle?
    
    Baron: I've arrived at my destination!
    
    Mystery Man:
       Hmm! Let's first attack this castle!
    
    Mystery Woman:
       O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
    
    Lord: Well, well, well.
       Isn't it so peaceful here.
    
    Princess Yuki: Wait!
       What's that commotion outside?
    
    Lord:
    
       WHAT'S GOING ON!!
    
    Mystery Man: If we just proceed
       with our cunning plans.
    
       Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
       huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!
    
    Goemon: Oh no, Oedo Castle.
    
    Ebisumaru: The Lord's place again?
    
       It's been really nightmare for
       them recently.
    
    Goemon: In any case, we can't
       just sit around here!
    
       Follow me, Ebisumaru!
    
    Ebisumaru: Wait for me, Goemon!
    
       I haven't changed yet!
       Give me a moment to go home and
       get changed into something decent.
    
    Goemon: Aw, heck.
    
       Well, hurry up.
    
     [Oedo Town]
    
    Goemon: I'm ready! Let's go!
    
     [Woman]
       When the UFO comes,
       there is a huge commotion
       all over the place...
    
       Someone new will be moving into
       the tenements.
    
       What? When's that?
    
       Sorry!
       Even I don't know that.
    
     [Girl]
       Just now, Oedo Castle was hit
       by a mysterious beam,
       turning it into European Castle.
    
       If that beam hit me...
    
       Would it turn me into a model
       EU citizen?
    
     [Boy]
       All right!!
           The aliens! The aliens!
               The aliens! The aliens!
    
     [Old Man]
       What? A UFO?
    
       What do you mean?
       I'm 85 years old you know!
    
     [Sign]
       [Goemon
             Tenements]
    
     [Man]
       Mokubei used to live next door
       to us...
    
       He was a pipe maker,
       but he moved to Mt. Fuji...
    
       That's why nobody lives next door.
    
     [Man]
       As I said, nobody lives next door!
    
       Mokubei, the pipe maker,
       has moved to the Mt. Fuji.
    
     [Man]
       My cousin lives two houses down,
       so don't pay any attention
       if you hear the same thing!
    
     [Old Woman]
       There seems to be some kind of
       commotion again...
    
       Does that mean your adventures
       are about to begin?
    
       A new start for
                   "MYSTICAL NINJA"!
    
     [Young Woman]
       There seems to be some
       commotion going on outside...
    
       I wonder what's going on!
    
       But I get frightened easily,
       so I'm afraid to go and see.
    
       Still,
       I can't help but take a look.
    
     [Young Man]
       I don't know if you saw a UFO
       or a bird, but it's nothing to
       make a big fuss over.
    
       HECK!
    
    Officer: Yes?
             What's the matter?
    
       I want to know the way to...
       Who are you?
    
       Where do you want to go?
          Which way to [Oedo Castle]?
          The way to [Mt. Fuji]?
          Where is the [checkpoint]?
    
       You can get to Oedo Castle by
       passing through this gate and over
       the Nihon Bashi Bridge.
    
       To get to Mt. Fuji,
       you must pass through
       the gate with the red pillars
       near the [Thunder Gate]...
    
       This will lead you to
       the fortune teller,
       where you must turn
       the corner and go straight.
    
       There you'll find
       the [Kai Highway], which will lead
       you directly to Mt. Fuji.
    
       To get to the checkpoint,
       go through the large gate in
       the shopping district.
    
       In order to defend
       the peace and justice of
       this town...
    
       I have altered my body to
       become...
    
       Your hero and supercop
                     "Robo Officer"!
    
     [Traveler]
       Is this bridge the actual
       Nihon Bashi Bridge?
    
       I must say it is a beautiful
       bridge, fit for the honour
       of Oedo.
    
     [Young Woman]
       I was just there, but...
    
       The bridge that leads to
       Oedo Castle has been destroyed,
       so no one can get in!
    
       Now, what's going to happen!
    
                   ...to be continued.
    
     [Sign]
       [Oedo Castle /
                    Main Gate]
    
     [Sign]
       Emergency [Star Block] In Use.
    
          (You can get through by
               using the Chain Pipe)
    
     [Sign]
       Front of Castle /
                Police Box
    
     [Guard]
       It is impossible to enter
       Oedo Castle!
    
       However,
       there should be a "Star Block"
       set for emergency use...
    
       You should be able to move
       forward if you have the chain
       device used by Mokubei,
       the Pipe maker.
    
     [Young Man]
       Auggghhhhh!
    
       I can feel my "Blood" rushing!
    
       I want to totally master
       the art of swordmanship.
    
     [Boy]
       The officer's duty is to defend
       the peace of this town.
    
       By the way, I have no job!
    
     [Man]
       Mokubei the pipe maker, who moved
       to [Mt. Fuji], is a UFO maniac.
    
       But for a UFO to appear after
       he moved...?
    
       I should have taped it for him on
       a video camera.
    
    Officer: Anyone planning to
             cause trouble...
    
             will fall victom to
             my Atomic Stick!
    
     [Old Man]
       No matter what happens,
       I'll be sure to go to
       the Thunder Gate!
       That is the way of my life.
    
     [Man]
       That huge peach that just came
       flying...
    
       What in the world was that?!
    
       Who in the world is going to eat
       such a huge peach!
    
     [Messenger]
       Pant! Pant!
       This is a warning from
       the messenger!
    
       If you're going to save
       an Adventure Diary,
       go to the [Inn].
    
       As long as you keep
       an Adventure Diary, you can keep
       save ofa ll your adventures
       up to now! Gotta go!
    
     [Girl]
       What's the fuss?
       Everyone's in a tizzy over some
       Flying Peach...
    
       You won't be able to steal my
       heart using just a Flying Peach!
    
     [Boy]
       Hee, hee, hee...
       In this world,
       there exist fortune dolls
       that bring you happiness.
    
       If you find one, take it,
       no matter what!
    
     [Woman]
       If you're going on an adventure,
       it would be wise to purchase
       an item at the general store.
    
       It will comein handy
       when certain emergencies arise.
    
     [Dog]
       Arf, arf!
            Help me!
                 Arf, arf!
    
       I'd better hurry up and
       hide somewhere, or else they'll
       take me in their UFO...
    
       It scares me just to think
       about it.
    
     [Man]
       It's a UFO!
       It's a Flying Peach!
    
       This has got to be
       the Alien Invasion!
    
       I'll bet whoever's riding that UFO
       is speaking kinda peachy.
    
     [Woman]
       This is Oedo Town!
    
       It's where the real Edo people
       live!
    
     [Fat Man]
       Hey!
       So you're here to find out
       what I have to say!
    
       Listen, whenever you visit
       a town or a village...
    
       gather your information by
       listening to what the people
       have to say.
    
       That is important for you to
       complete this game!
    
     [System]
       [Coffee Shop /
               Viva! Oedo!]
    
     [Man]
       Omitsu is the cutest girl
       I've ever seen...
    
       When our eyes meet even for
       a brief moment...
    
       It's magic!
    
     [Old Man]
       I just can't settle down until
       I eat and eat and eat.
    
       So...
    
       I'll have some Kiwi Dumpling,
       Iced Tea, Custard Rice Cake,
       and some Cinnamon Rice Crackers.
    
       ...
    
       Woops,
       I forgot my wallet!
    
    Omitsu: What's going on out there?
    
    Goemon: A strange UFO has
            come to town!
    
    Omitsu: A UFO?
    
    Omitsu: You mean like
            a flying saucer?
    
    Omitsu: Does that mean
            the aliens have come?
    
    Omitsu: Will the aliens come to
            our coffee shop and
            try some of our dumplings?
    
    Omitsu: Good thing I studied
            the alien language,
            just for such an occasion.
    
     [Old Woman]
       How can I help you?
    
          I've come to see Omitsu...
          I've come to order pizza.
    
       I don't doubt it...
       Omitsu is the beauty of
       this town.
    
       We've got no such thing!
    
     [Man]
       This Coffee Shop says
       you have to drink your coffee
       while standing up?!
    
       But that's okay,
       because this is where Omitsu
       the most beautiful woman
       in town works!
    
     [Man]
       If it's what Omitsu wants,
       I'll drink my coffee standing up.
       I'll even drink it upside down,
       I don't care!
    
    Restaurant: Oh! Hello!
                What is it going to be today?
    
       Dumplings 15
       Oden 25
       Sushi 45
    
       3 coloured dumplings,
       not too sweet.
    
       It's great for a desserts!
    
       Your Strength Gauge will
       increase to 2 points!
          Mmm, that's what I want!
          That's not what I want.
    
       The soup is well absorbed by
       the Oden!
    
       The traditional hot dish of
       Japan!
    
       Your Strength Gauge will
       increase by 3 points!
    
       The best Sushi in town!
    
       It's fresh Sushi from
       the Edo area!
    
       Your Strength Gauge will
       increase by 5 points!
    
       Thank you!
       Can I get you another one?
          Yes.
          I've had enough.
    
       Your Strength Gauge is
       completely full.
    
    Restaurant: So what will it be?
    
       Please come again!
    
     [Fat Man]
       I've stopped dieting just now!
    
    General Store: Welcome.
       Are you looking for something?
    
          Plain Rice Balls 50
          Plum Rice Balls 120
    
       This automatically recovers your
       strength to 4 points whenever
       it reaches 0.
          I want that.
          No thanks...
    
       This automatically recovers your
       strength to 10 points whenever
       it reaches 0.
    
       Sorry,
       but you don't have enough money.
    
       Excuse me, but you seem to
       already have that item.
    
    General Store: Are you looking
       for something else?
    
       Thank you very much!
       Are you still looking for
       something else?
          Yes.
          That will be all.
    
       Please come again.
    
    General Store: Welcome.
       Are you looking for something?
    
          Sombrero 50
          Straw Raincot 80
          Metal Armour 200
    
       With this you could defend
       yourself by resisting 3 shots from
       the enemy.
    
       This will defend you against
       3 attacks from the enemy.
    
       This will defend you against
       5 attacks from the enemy.
    
    General Store:
       So what would you like?
    
       Thank you very much!
       Are you still looking for
       something?
    
    Inn: Welcome.
    
       What brings you here today?
          Spend the night
          Adventure Diary
          Nothing
    
       Your Strength Gauge is
       completely full.
          I will not spend the night.
          I still wish to spend the night!
    
       I see. Well, please come again.
    
       Which room would you like?
          Bronze Room 60
          Silver Room 100
          Gold Suite 200
    
       It's old and battered, but what
       can I say, it's our cheapest room.
          That's where I'll stay!
          No, I've changed my mind.
    
       It's basically your average room,
       and at a very competitive rate.
    
       You're in for a night of your life.
    
       I'll show you to your room.
    
       I'm terribly sorry to point
       this out, but you do not have
       enough money.
    
       Good Morning.
       We look forward to seeing you
       again.
    
       Very well!
       Your game will now be saved
       in the Adventure Diary.
    
       Please press the [A Button]
       when you are ready.
    
       (the [B Button] will cancel)
    
       Your game has been saved
       in the Adventure Diary.
    
       Please come again.
    
       I see. Well, please come again.
    
    Gate keeper: Woo-oooooooow!
    
       The automatic closing device has
       been activated on the gate.
       It will no longer open!
    
       What the...!
       Something serious is taking place
       at Oedo Castle!
    
    Gate keeper: Well,
         the only way to pass
         this checkpoint...
    
         ...is to get the Super Pass
         from the Lord.
    
     [Old Man]
       I've come to climb Mt. Fuji...
    
       The officer told me I could get
       there from around the cornre by
       the fortune teller's.
    
     [Man]
       I worry, I worry so, I worry...
    
       When something worries you like
       this, the best thing to do is go
       see a fortune teller.
    
       With the Plasma Power,
       your worries will fade away.
    
     [Sign]
       Fortune teller
                ahead!!
    
     [Sign]
       Mt. Fuji to
                the west!
    
    Chuppy: Aw, I'm tired...
       I just want to hurry up and
       eat, and get to bed, arf!
    
    Chuppy: I'm so tired, arf!
    
     [Man]
       A UFO?
    
       Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
    
       But, isn't our Chuppy such
       a good dog?
    
     [Plasma Man]
       PLASMA!
    
    Plasma Man:
           Howdy! Welcome to
           the Plasma Fortune Teller.
    
           I will solve your worries
           for 10 ryo, plasma!
              Ah, yes please.
              No, no thank you.
    
           Okay,
           well let's get started!!
    
           Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
           Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
           Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
    
           PLASMA!
    
           If you want to enter Oedo Castle...
    
           Enter on the left hand side
           when you face this fortune teller.
    
           That will take you to
           the [Kai Highway] which will
           lead you to Mt. Fuji, plasma!
    
           Go ahead then,
           worry for the rest of your life,
           plasma.
    
     [Kai Highway]
    
       [Kai
              Highway]
    
     [System]
       Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!
    
       With three more, your Strength
       Gauge will increase by one!
    
     [Kai's Coffee Shop]
    
       [Kai's
                Coffee Shop]
    
    Travel Merchant:
       Hey you! You're a traveller!
    
       How would you like
       a map of Japan to assist
       you on your voyage?
    
       I'll sell it to you for a discount,
       how about it?
          Yes, I really want it!
          No way! Forget it.
    
       Awesome! I like the way you said that,
       the enthusiasm!
    
       I like people like you, here,
       you can have it, no charge!
    
       All right!
       We'll call this a present to you.
    
       Receive [Map of Japan]
                     free of charge!
    
       Step outside any building and
       press the START Button, you can
       switch to the map and back
       using the Z Button.
    
       What kind of way is that to
       talk to someone!
       Unbelievable!
    
    Travel Merchant:
       I hope this trip will be
       a very enjoyable one for you!
    
     [Man]
       Have you heard the least on
       the dancer called Impact?!
    
       Apparently he's now a big star
       in the U.S.!
    
       Next he's going to be in a movie!
       He's a model of
       the "American Dream"!
    
     [Woman]
       Recently, there have been
       mechanical robots appearing
       all over the place, attacking
       travellers in their path.
    
       You should be careful yourself.
    
     [Old Woman]
       How about some of our
       stamina dumplings?
    
       At 30ryo,
       this will get you motorin'!
          Sure, I'll try some!
          No thanks...
    
       There you go!
       Enjoy!
    
       Your Strength Gauge is
       already full.
    
       Are you sure?
       Well,
       come again when you're hungry.
    
     [Mt. Fuji]
    
     [System]
       The biggest mountain
                   Mt. Fuji
    
     [System]
       Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!
    
       With two more, your Strength
       Gauge will increase by one!
    
     [Mt. Fuji]
           Crater
    
     [Mt. Fuji]
           Summit
    
    Mokubei: Wow!
       I'm impressed that you
       made it this far!
    
       What do you want from me?
    
          What are you doing here?
          Do you have a good [Pipe]?
    
    Mokubei: I have come to
       the greatest mountain
       in Japan...
    
       so that I could train to become
       the greatest worker in Japan!
    
    Mokubei: Pipe?
       Let me think...
       well let's see...
    
       ...YES!!
    
       I know!
    
       Take this!
    
       I'm honoured to hand you my Pipe!
       It attaches to the block with
       the [Star Mark]!
    
     [System]
       Goemon
          receives the [Chain Pipe]!
    
       With this, it is now possible to
       attach this to the Star Mark and
       across large gaps!
    
    Mokubei: Train yourself well...
    
       until the girls cheer for
       you saying
       "Oh my! That Pipe of you have is
       so fashionable!"
    
     [Oedo Town]
    
     [System]
       Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!
    
       With one more, your Strength
       Gauge will increase by one!
    
     [Sign]
       [Oedo Castle / Entrance]
    
       Do you wish to save the game
       in your Adventure Diary?
          Yes
          No
    
     [Oedo Castle]
    
     [Transformed
        Oedo Castle]
    
     [System]
       Without the [Silver Key]
          this door will not open...
    
       Received the [Silver Key]!
    
       Received [Mr. Elly Fant]!
    
       Now you have access to the map
       showing the inside of this castle!
    
       (Press the START Button,
       and switch tot he map with
       the Z Button)
    
       Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!
    
       Your Strength Gauge is
          increased by [one]!
    
       Without the [Gold Key]
          this door will not open...
    
       Received the [Gold Key]!
    
       Received [Mr. Arrow]!
    
       Now, the location of the Boss will
       appear on the map!
    
    Baron: Soooooo!
    
    Baron: I was sure I heard
       something down there.
       Was it you guys?!
    
    Goemon: What the?!
       Well,
       who in the world are you!
    
    Baron: My name is Baron!
    
    Baron: I've come to make
       Oedo Castle a beautiful
       stage!
    
    Goemon: Stage?
    
    Goemon: What would we need
       a stage for?!
    
    Ebisumaru: Goemon,
       this smells like danger
       to me!
    
    Ebisumaru: Why don't we just grab
       this weirdo by the throat...
    
    Ebisumaru: And beat him up a bit.
    
    Baron: Who are you calling weirdo?! (laughs)
    
    Baron: Maybe I'll just have to
       beat you up! (laughs and applause)
    
     [System]
       The King Robot
    
          CONGO
    
       Received the [Miracle Moon],
          in the shape of the moon!
    
    Lord: We're safe now,
       thanks to you.
    
    Goemon: Lord, what has become
       of Oedo Castle?
    
    Lord: Suddenly, there was this
       bright light, and next thing
       I know, well, look around
       you.
    
    Ebisumaru: We saw it from
       the outside.
    
    Ebisumaru: The whole castle
       transformed when
       that Peach Beam hit.
    
    Princess Yuki: I remember,
      that strange man was yelling
      something like
      "Instant Stage Beam!"
    
    Ebisumaru: Instant...... What?!
    
    Ebisumaru: That's a strange name... (laughs)
    
    Goemon: By the way,
       where did that weirdo go?!
    
    Princess Yuki: He rushed off
       in an awful hurry.
    
    Lord: I've got a favour to ask
       of you.
    
    Lord: Could you catch the guys
       that did this to Oedo Castle
       for me?
    
    Lord: I beg you!
    
       You bet! We won't let you down!
       Give me a break...
    
    Lord: I've never heard anything
       so sad in my life...
       of all people...
       Goemon the hero... (laughs)
    
    Lord: I beg you once again...
       Pleeaase!
          Oh well, all right!
          I really don't want to...
    
    Lord: I've never heard anything
       so sad in my life...
       of all people...
       Goemon the hero... (awww)
    
    Goemon: We can't let anyone do
       something like this
       and get away with it.
    
    Lord: Good!
       I knew I could count on you!
    
    Lord: Oh, I almost forgot!
       Take this with you!
    
    Lord: As long as you've got this,
       you will be able to open
       the gate!
    
     [System]
       Goemon and Ebisumaru receive
          a [Super Pass] from the Lord!
    
    Lord: I'm counting on you!
    
     [System]
       Do you wish to save
       the game to this point
       in your Adventure Diary?
    
     Very well. Press the [A Button]
        when you are ready.
    
     [Oedo Town]
    
     [Young Woman]
       I wonder when that bridge to
       Oedo Castle is going to be fixed?
    
       Maybe I should fix it!
    
          ...to be continued.
    
     [Merchant]
       I was planning next to go to
       the Northeast Region,
       just [East] of [Musashi],
    
       but someone left
       a metal chest in the middle
       of the road...
    
       making it impossible to pass!
    
     [Guard]
       Maybe I should compete against
       Mokubei the Chain Pipe maker,
       and open up a "Chain Store".
    
     [Young Man]
       SHUT UP!
    
       Edo people are only interested
       in festivals and fights!
    
     [Young Man]
       Auggghhhhh!
    
       To master the art of
       swordmanship, I must first cut
       something with a sword!
    
       I want to cut! Want to cut!
       Wanna cut! Wanna cut!
       Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
    
     [Boy]
       When I grow up,
       I'm going to be an officer and
       catch all the bad guys!
    
       But I don't want to be
       the one to get caught.
    
     [Old Man]
       I'm in love with
       this Thunder Gate!
    
       Why don't we start a society for
       the Thunder Gate!
    
     [Man]
       That's right, when my business is
       in the dumps, the first thing I do
       is go see the fortune teller.
    
       So when you don't know what
       to do, go see the fortune teller.
    
     [Old Man]
       My dream has been to get to
       the top of Mt. Fuji and eat
       rice balls with 100 friends.
    
     [Man]
       Chuppy loves going for walks!
       Like now,
       he'll just keep on walking!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       As you leave the gate,
       take the West tunnel to [Iga],
       plasma!
    
       You shall met
       the [Wise Man] there!
    
     [Man]
       It's too bad that Mokubei's
       Pipe shop is no longer here...
    
       so who can we see about UFO?
    
     [Young Man]
       Whaaaat!
       Now a huge melon just flew in!
    
       ...now,
       just imagination playing tricks!
    
     [Messenger]
       Hi!
       Are you keeping save in
       your Adventure Diary?
    
       I'm not going to be able to help
       you if you forget to save
       things in your Adventure Diary.
    
     [Man]
       Hmm,
       I wonder where that UFO went...
    
       Aww! Just as the camera's ready and
       I larn that Peach Alien language,
       and they're gone!
    
       Tooooo bad!
    
     [Dog]
       I've always hated UFO...
       and carrots, arf.
    
     [Woman]
       This is where the real game
       begins.
       Make sure you have your items,
       and the best of luck!
    
     [Girl]
       I'm not interested in
       Flying Peaches!
       I want something more funky
       and exciting!
    
     [Woman]
       Well, at least things have
       calmed down.
    
       The new person can now move
       in without any worry.
    
     [Girl]
       I heard from Princess Yuki
       that something strange is
       happening at Oedo Castle...
    
       I just have to see
       the dumplings running up and down
       the hallway!
    
       But I wonder
       if they can be eaten?
    
     [Boy]
       The aliens have gone!
          The aliens have gone!
    
     [Man]
       My cousin who lives two houses
       down takes care of cleaning
       the house next door.
    
       Someone new is moving into
       the empty house next door.
    
       The house next door will
       eventually...
    
       Well,
       I'll leave that for later!
    
     [Old Man]
       Are you out of your mind?
    
       I have never eaten a UFO
       before...
    
     [Young Girl]
       Y-y-you saw a U...U...UFO!
    
       Aw!
       I should have gone to see it!
    
       Oh no!
       What a drag!
    
     [Old Woman]
       The Lord and Princess Yuki were
       both at Goemon's house!
       I couldn't believe it!
    
    Lord: Sorry to put you
       through this trouble...
    
       But until this incident is resolved,
       I will be stayin at your place,
       Goemon.
    
       Don't worry,
       I'll do the dishes.
    
    Princess Yuki:
       Living in the real world
       is so exciting!
    
       And the dumplings at
       the Coffee shop are so delicious...
    
       I should get the recipe for
       those dumplings!
    
     [Fat Man]
       Once you complete a section,
       the people of the towns and
       villages might have something
       different to say.
    
       Don't think that just because
       you talked to someone once,
       you won't have to again...
    
       Try talking to them several times!
    
    Gate keeper: Oh my god!
    
       This is the Lord's Super Pass!
    
       With this, the gate will open!
    
    Gate keeper: Wait a minute!
    
       That's the Lord's Super Pass!
    
       As long as you have it,
       you can open the gate!
    
    Gate keeper: That's it for us!
    
       If only the title to this game
       was "Starring Gate keeper"
       rather than "Starring Goemon".
    
       Then, we'd have a lot more fun!
       Awww!
    
    Gate keeper: We'll
       just keep standing here
       until you clear the game.
    
       ...
       ...kinda painful...
    
       ...
       ...kinda depressing...
    
     [Musashi]
    
     [Musashi]
    
     [Tunnel]
    
     [Shinano -
               Iga]
    
    Goemon: Oh my... !
    
    Goemon: See this?
    
    Goemon: It's the Triton Shell
       that summons
       Gigantic Robot "Impact"!!
       Wise Man had it...
    
    Goemon: ...and so is this rubble
       all that remains of
       Wise Man's house?!
    
     [Baron]
       Hey man!
       What are you doing here!
    
    Goemon: Oh my god!
       You're the weirdo from
       Oedo Castle!
    
    Goemon: Not only Oedo Castle but
       now the Wise Man's home...
       how senseless can you be!
    
    Goemon: You...
       you WEIRDO!
    
    Baron: You keep calling me weirdo... (laughs)
    
    Baron: It's not nice to call
       people names!
       I'm going to crush you
       with my robot!
    
    Goemon: You coward!
       I'm not letting you
       get away this time!
    
     [Impact Song]
    
       Dash! Dash! Dash!
    
       The burning sun,
          gleaming on my shoulders
    
       Here we go, start,
          the machine comes alive
    
       I am machinery,
          I am a metal being! (Hey)
    
       Jump out onto the sky,
          steel spirit
    
       (Let's go!)
    
       Breakdown!
    
       And with all my might,
       power to the highest limit,
          Super Punch!
    
       I am the best,
          yes, Impact
    
       Dash! Dash! Dash!
    
     [Battle]
       Wartime Kabuki Robot
    
       KASHIWAGI
    
    Impact: Well,
       I have to get going,
       we're filming a movie...
    
    Impact: First I have to get
       to America!
    
    Impact: If you need me again,
       call me!
    
     [Zazen Town]
    
     [Yamashiro /
          Zazen Town]
    
    Yae: So it was you guys!
    
    Goemon: Yae!!
    
    Goemon: Wha-what are you
       doing here?
    
    Yae: I was following that
       Peach-shaped UFO.
    
    Ebisumaru: Just as
       I suspected!
    
    Ebisumaru: That UFO has
       something to do with
       what's happening,
       doesn't it?
    
    Yae: Yes, definitely...
    
    Narrator: In order to defend
       the peace of Japan,
       Secret Ninja Agent Yae...
    
    Narrator: ...has begun to
       investigate the strange
       occurrences happening
       throughout Japan.
    
    Narrator: They are thought
       to be caused by
       the Mysterious Flake Gang.
    
    Goemon: And did you find anything
       out about the Flake Gang?
    
    Yae: Well, all I found out was...
    
    Yae: ...that there are several
       members,
    
    Yae: who call themselves the
       [Peach Mountain Shoguns].
    
    Ebisumaru: Peach Mountain?
    
    Goemon: Huh!
       I don't care if we're
       talking Peach Mountain or...
    
    Goemon: Chestnut Mountain...
    
    Goemon: ...or even
       a Pear Mountain. (laughs)
    
    Goemon: They'd better be
       ready 'cause I'm gonna
       kick their butts!
    
    Yae: It looks like our
       objectives are the same.
    
    Ebisumaru: Wow!
       Then we can go together
       on our adventures!
    
    Yae: Yes, I guess you're right.
    
     [System]
       Secret Ninja Agent
          [Yae] becomes an ally!
    
     [Man]
       This is the Zazen Town of
       [Yamashiro]!
    
       It's a very old and
       historical town!
    
     [Dog]
       This is the Kansai Region, arf!
    
       Impressive!
       While playing this game,
       you can also become an expert
       in Japanese geography, arf!
    
     [Woman]
       I wonder where Yoshi went...?
       He's always en determined
       to become a great dancer.
    
     [Old Man]
       One by one, kids with dancing
       talent have been kidnapped in
       the Shikoku Region.
    
       I'd better save them with
       my Secret Powers!
    
       On second thought, now,
       my back's been bothering me.
    
     [Woman]
       [Benkei] is sitting on
       Gojo Ohashi Bridge, not allowing
       anyone to get through...
    
       He'll let them through once
       he's taken everything and
       added to his collection.
    
     [Messenger]
       Wooo-ooooooooooooww...!
    
       I, I saw it!!
    
       It was, like, uh, a huge long
       thing flying across the sky!!
    
       Children in this area are
       being kidnapped.
       What has this world come to...?x
    
     [Sign]
       [Straight ahead:
          Gojo Ohashi Bridge]
    
     [Sign]
       [Corridor: Shopping District]
    
    Benkei: Hey!
       Stop, stop right there!
    
       If you want to get by here,
       hand over the treasure you have!
    
       Well come on,
       what is it going to be?
          I'll take a different route...
          I have no treasure with me...
    
       Haw, haw, haw!
    
          You coward!
    
       What?
       You poverty-stricken good
       for nothing!
    
    Benkei: So you're back again!
    
       I have no interest in seeing you!
       Go home! Go home!!
    
     [Merchant]
       There is a door that leads to
       [Bizen], located in
       the Chugoku Region, west of here...
    
       Apparently, some kid was fooling
       around, and did something to
       the door so that it wouldn't open!
    
       It's a real problem!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       What?
       Whaddya want?
          Who are you?
          Do you know Benkei?
    
       You've got a nerve asking me
       who I am!
       You don't recognize me?
    
       I'm only telling you once,
       keep your ears wide open!
    
       I'm Ushiwaka,
       the best-looking knight in
       the world!
       Now remember that!
    
       Of course I do!
       He's like a follower to me!
    
       Wait a sec...
    
       I bet you're tryin to get across
       the Gojo Ohashi Bridge
       that Benkei's blocking.
    
       Am I right?
          Uh, well, yes.
          Uh, no, not at all...
    
       Well, why didn't you tell me in
       the first place?
    
       Just do me a favour, and I'll
       tell you how to deal with Benkei!
       Well, whaddya say?
    
       Will you do me a favour?
          Well, all right.
          No way!
    
       Then it's decided!
    
       Okay, [Catch] me some fish from
       the Duck Creek!
    
       First catch [Three] [Blue Fish]!
    
       Is that so...
       In that case, you're in the way!
       Scram!!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       Hurry up and
       get me those three [Blue Fish]!
    
     [Sign]
       [This is my property
             / Ushiwaka]
    
     [System]
       Caught a [Blue Fish]!
    
       This is not a [Blue Fish]...
    
       Caught three [Blue Fish]!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       You did it!
    
       Okay, next get me
          [Five] [Yellow Fish]!
    
       Hurry up and
       get me those five [Yellow Fish]!
    
     [System]
       Caught a [Yellow Fish]!
    
       This is not a [Yellow Fish]...
    
       Caught five [Yellow Fish]!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       Pretty good!
    
       Okay, this is the last!
          Get me [Eight] [Red Fish]!
    
      Hurry up and
          get me those eight [Red Fish]!
    
     [System]
       Caught a [Red Fish]!
    
       This is not a [Red Fish]...
    
       Caught eight [Red Fish]!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       All right, you did it!
    
       With all this fish,
       I won't go hungry for some time!
    
       Well, as I promised...
    
       Throw this at Benkei!
    
       I'm sure he'll move to the aside.
    
     [Goemon and allies
             receive an [Achilles' heel]!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       My dream is to sit back, relax,
       an have no worries for
       the rest of my life.
    
    Chiyomaru: These are the upper
       reaches of Duck Creek, woof!
    
       IF you go down the Creek,
       you'll reach Midstream,
       and then a little further is
       Downstream, woof!
    
       Which would mean that since
       I'm here, I must be up the Creek
       without a paddle!! Woof!
    
     [Man]
       [Benkei], who you'll find at
       the Gojo Ohashi Bridge,
       is a treasure maniac!
    
       He waits at the bridge on
       the lookout for rare treasurs
       carried by people!
    
     [Boy]
       My mom tells me not to go outside
       because kids are being kidnapped...
    
       But I'm a big boy now!
    
       There's nothing I can't handle!
    
     [Young Man]
       There are all kinds of things
       to eat in each part of Japan.
    
       it's not a bad idea to visit
       different areas just to feast
       on the great food.
    
     [Woman]
       There's just one person in
       this town...
    
       Who has crossed
       the Gojo Ohashi Bridge without
       handing anything to Benkei...
    
       His [face] is pretty
       good-looking, but when it
       comes to his [personality]...
    
     [Sign]
       [Straight ahead:
          Chugoku Region]
    
     [Sign]
       [Golden Temple /
                Entrance]
    
     [Sign]
       [Straight ahead:
          Mt. Nyoigatake]
    
    Priest: Hey you!
       Traveller!
    
       You were lead to this
       Golden Temple, why not listen to
       my sermon while you're here.
    
       I'll also include a [Song] and
       [Autograph Session]!
    
     [Sign]
       [Mt. Nyoigatake /
            sidewalk]
    
     [Young Man]
       This is the way to Mt. Nyoigatake!
    
       Stp aside, step aside I say!
       Step aside, step aside,
       you're in the way, move!
       You're still not needed yet.
    
    General Store: Welcome.
       What would you like?
          Sombrero 50
          Metal Helmet 150
          Metal Armour 200
    
    Inn: What are you here for today?
       Spend the night
       Adventure Diary
       Nothing
    
       I see. Well, see you again.
    
       So, which room do you want to
       stay in?
    
    General Store: Welcome!
       What would you like?
    
     [Old Woman]
       Sorry, but this is no store...
    
       But visit all kinds of places and
       listen to what people have to say,
       then I'm sure good things will
       happen!
    
    Restaurant: Welcome!
       What can I get you?
          Rice Crackers 15
          Sauced Dumplings 25
          Hot Tofu 45
    
       There's nothing like the taste of
       soy sauce on these crackers!
    
       Even the deer of Yamato love
       these crackers!
    
       Hot and tender, straight off
       the grill!
    
       The octopus pieces in our
       dumplings are huge!
    
       It's got that smooth
       upper class taste!
    
       It's very hot, be careful.
    
    Restaurant: So, have you decided
       what you want?
    
     [Guard]
       I hear there are guys using
       Gigantic Robots to attack
       towns and villages.
    
       You're not those guys,
       are you?!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Cross the Gojo Ohashi Bridge,
       and pass through [Yamato] and
       [Kii - Awaji] to get to
       Shikoku Region, plasma!
    
     [Yamato]
    
     [Yamato]
    
     [Sign]
       [Yamato / Shrine]
    
     [Yamato]
        Turtle Stone
           Bamboo Forest
    
     [Signs]
       [Turtle Power of the East]
          The magical red gate shall take
          you to a new land...
    
       [Turtle Power of the South]
          The Lucky Cat will drop into
          your lap...
    
       [Turtle Power of the West]
          Money makes the world go 'round.
          It will eventually come to you
          as well...
    
       [Turtle Power of the North]
          The key to the closed out
          Yamato's Shrine is...
    
    
    Benkei: Hey! You over there!
       If you want to cross
       this bridge...
    
       UGH!
    
       I can see in your eyes,
       you want to fight!
    
       Very well!
       However, if you lose...
    
       I will blast you far, far away!
    
    Narrator: Well, well!
       It's a fight with Benkei!
    
    Narrator: Look for the instant
       Benkei reaches the ground
       when jumping...
    
    Narrator: ...and throw the Achilles'
       heel at him three times
       within the time limit.
    
    Narrator: The item can be
       thrown by pressing
       the [B Button].
    
    Benkei: Then,
       We shall begin!
    
    Narrator: Ever since
       the Achilles' heel
       was thrown at Benkei...
    
    Narrator: Achilles' heel was meant
       to be the weak point of
       someone.
    
    Ebisumaru: There's something fishy
       about that story... (laughs)
    
    Benkei: Aaaaaaaaaah...
       to be defeated in the same
       manner as I was by
       Ushiwaka...
    
       Please, I beg you!
       Don't tell anyone that I lost,
       please...
    
       I'll let you pass the bridge at
       will, and I'll give you something
       from my collection...
    
    Goemon: Which is?
    
    Ebisumaru: Wow, wow!
       It's our friend, Sasuke!
    
    Narrator: What Benkei pulled out
       was...
    
    Narrator: ...all stiff,
       [batteries]
       almost falling out...
    
    Narrator: It was none other than
       the Mechanical Ninja,
       Sasuke!
    
    Yae: Where did you get this?!
    
    Benkei: It came falling from
       the sky just the other day.
    
    Goemon: I wonder if it has anything
       to do with the explosion
       at the Wise Man's house...
    
    Benkei: Well, in any case,
       don't tell a single soul
       that I lost!
    
     [System]
       Goemon and allies receive
       the Mechanical Ninja [Sasuke].
    
    Benkei: You can cross an time
       you wish!
       Go right ahead!
    
     [Yamato]
    
     [Yamato]
    
     [Yamato}
        Turtle Stone
           Bamboo Forest
    
     [Signs]
       [Turtle Power of the East]
          The magical red gate shall take
          you to a new land...
    
       [Turtle Power of the South]
          The Lucky Cat will drop into
          your lap...
    
       [Turtle Power of the West]
          Money makes the world go 'round.
          It will eventually come to you
          as well...
    
       [Turtle Power of the North]
          The key to the closed out
          Yamato's Shrine is...
    
     [Yamato /
             Shrine]
    
     [Yamato]
        Bamboo Forest
    
     [Kii -
            Awaji Island]
    
     [Sign]
       [You are at
          the Husband and Wife Rocks]
    
     [Marker]
       [Road Directions]
          To the North is Yamato.
          To the West is Shikoku.
    
     [Kii's Coffee Shop]
    
     [Kii's
        Coffee Shop]
    
     [Old Man]
       I have been studying long and
       hard about Turtle Stones,
    
       but there's one thing that's
       always bothered me.
    
       Why are they Turtle Stones?!
       ...
    
       Why not, like, Rabbit Stones?!
    
     [Young Woman]
       The Tourist Center at Awaji
       Island will instantly transfer
       you to a place far away!
    
       That's what you call
          "Instant Pleasure".
    
       Get it?! Oh dear.
    
     [Messenger]
       It's when I come across
       a coffee shop that I feel
       most relieved!
    
       Don't you agree?
    
     [Fat Woman]
       Hmm...
    
       The air conditioner is on...
    
       and you don't have to ask for
       things...
    
       This is the best place for
       a quick rest.
    
     [Woman]
       This is the Oedo Tourist Center
          Awaji Island Branch!
    
       We will carry you to [Shikoku] at
       once with our proud dragon!!
    
       ...is what we really want to say.
    
       Our proud dragon has
       suddenly gone wild
       and cannot carry you now...
    
       Can someone do something about
       this?
          May I help you?
          It's none of my businese!!
    
       Wow, really!!
       That's great!!
    
       OK, hop on the back of
       the dragon!
       Enter this machine!!
    
       That's right...
       Maybe you weren't meant for this...
    
       Can you tame the dragon to
       make it what it used to be?
          Trust me.
          I don't want to do this...
    
     [On the Dragon]
    
    Goemon: What is it, wha..?!
    
    Yae: Do you suppose
       that machine...?
    
     [Colon]
       Ah-ah!
       Ah, ah...Test...testing, testing!
    
       Ahem...
    
          Well now...
    
       Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    
       You're absolutely right!
    
       We kidnapped kids with dancing
       talents using this Dragon!
    
       I, the mighty Colon,
       am so, so smart!
    
    Goemon: Might you be one of the...
       Peach Mountain guys?!
    
     [Colon]
       My, my, my, my, my! (laughs)
    
       How do you know about us?!
    
       Ooooh!
    
       I get it!
       You must be the annoying clowns
       Baron was talking about!
    
    Ebisumaru: Annoying clowns?
       What? (laughs)
    
     [Colon]
       Anyway,
       I'm going to beat you all up!
    
       Control Machine!
    
          Go get 'em!
    
     [Kompira Mountain]
    
     [Sanuki]
        Kompira Mountain
    
    Koryuta: What's going on?!
    
    Goemon: W-was that you?
       That Dragon?
    
    Koryuta: Yes... It was me...
       My name is Koryuta...
    
    Koryuta: Wha... what's been
       going on all this time?
    
    Narrator: Yes, Dragon, who had
       been hypnotized by
       the Peach Mountain,
    
    Narrator: ...was actually none
       other than Koryuta,
       the son of
       the Dragon God!
    
    Narrator: Goemon and allies
       explained everything
       to Koryuta.
    
    Koryuta: Oh no!
    
    Koryuta: So you're telling me that
       I was the one out there
       kidnapping kids all over
       the place.
    
    Koryuta: I don't know if I can
       recover from this...
    
    Koryuta: I'm a bad guy...
    
    Koryuta: A villain...
    
    Koryuta: A criminal...
       A demon...
       A devil, right?
    
    Goemon: Calm down, calm down! (laughs)
    
    Yae: You were hypnotized,
       there's nothing you
       could've done about it...
    
    Koryuta: But still...
    
    Yae: By the way, don't you
       remember anything that
       happened?
    
    Yae: Like, where did you take
       the children?
    
    Koryuta: ...Hmmm...
       ...
       Ah...
    
    Koryuta:
       YES!
    
    Koryuta: That's right!
       The hot springs...
    
    Yae: Hot springs?
    
    Koryuta: I reember going to
       the Dogo Hot Springs,
       just west at [Iyo].
    
    Ebisumaru: The Dogo Hot Springs?
       That's a popular spot.
    
    Goemon: Koryuta, you must return
       to being just a tourist
       as soon as you
       possibly can!
    
    Goemon: I will rescue the children
       myself!
    
    Koryuta: Really?
       Thank you very much!
    
    Koryuta: Oh!
       Here's something!
       Please take this!
    
    Goemon: What is this flute?
    
    Koryuta: At any time,
       or any place
       you play that flute,
    
    Koryuta: I will arrive right
       by your side in Dragon
       form!
    
    Koryuta: I will take you to any
       town, village, coffee shop
       or castle you've been to!
    
    Goemon: That would help
       tremendously!
       But, I have no idea how
       to play the flute...
    
    Yae: I know how to play
       the flute.
    
    Ebisumaru: Me too!
    
    Goemon: Okay then, Yae,
       I'll hand this flute
       to you!
    
    Ebisumaru: Why not me?! (laughs)
    
     [System]
       Yae receives
          [Koryuta's flute]!
    
       With this, you can fly to any
       location you've been to before!
    
       (This feature can be cancelled by
       pressing the [B Button] before
       the flute stops playing)
    
    Koryuta: Oh! I nearly forgot!
       Inside a building
       such as a castle or
       store...
    
    Koryuta: ...I won't be able to hear
       the flute, so make sure
       you're outside when you
       play it!
    
    Koryuta: Well, I must be going!
    
     [Sign]
       [Sanuki /
          Kompira Mountain]
             Entrance
    
     [Kompira Mountain
        Second Block]
    
     [Kompira Mountain
        Third Block]
    
     [Kompira Coffee Shop]
    
     [Kompira's
        Coffee shop]
    
     [Merchant]
       I never imagined the stairs
       leading to Mt. Kompira would be
       this long.
    
       I'm never going up or down
       these stairs again!
    
     [Old Man]
       The youngsters over there will
       likely experience the same destiny
       as myself, a resident of here for
       many, many years.
    
     [Young Woman]
       What's that thing moving
       about the stairs?!
    
       Wow!
       That's so dangerous!
    
     [Kompira Mountain
        Fourth Block]
    
     [Kompira Mountain
        Grounds]
    
     [Sign]
       Welcome!
          Kompira Shrine
    
     [Monk]
       It's Kompira!
          Not Campari!
    
       ...
    
       ...
       ...
    
       Well, that's beside the point,
       put [5 ryo] into the offertory
       chest at the shrine!
    
       If you do this,
       you will receive help from God!
    
       Oh, you've come to
       ask me again?
    
       Okay, one more time.
       Put [5 ryo] into the chest at
       the shrine!
    
       Then God will...
    
       ...
    
       Why should I have to repeat myself?
    
     [Young Man]
       I've got a really gloomy past,
       you see.
    
       Drifting for years,
       I've finally come to this place,
       you see.
    
       ...
       ...
    
       Does that make me a nihilist?
    
    God of Money:
       Yes, I have hereby received
       your Medal of Justice!
    
     [System]
       Goemon receives
          the [Medal of Flames]!
    
       By continuously holding down
       the B Button and then letting go...
    
       a powerful medal surronded by
       flames will be thrown!
       (The torch can also be lit
          by using this)
    
    God of Money:
       I'm not giving you
       anything else...
    
     [Monk]
       Life itself is luck!
    
       Whether you have good luck or
       bad luck all depends on how much
       you put your heart into something!
    
       But, frankly, your luck really
       has nothing to do with me.
    
     [Folkypoke Village]
    
     [Awa /
        Folkypoke Village]
    
     [Woman]
       This is the Folkypoke Village
       of [Awa].
    
       The village is famous for
       folk dancing!
          A one, a two,
             a one, two, three, four!
    
     [Man]
       The God of Money is enshrined
       in Kompira Mountain of [Sanuki].
    
       If the money is used for good,
       the God of Money will help.
    
     [Plasma Man]
       You cannot just simply enter
       the Dogo Hot Springs of [Iyo].
    
       You must first obtain information
       from the [Iyo's Coffee Shop] at
       Dogo Hot Springs, plasma!
    
       Also, it wuld be a good idea to
       first go to [Mt. Kompira] to
       worship, plasma.
    
    Restaurant: Welcome!
       What would you like to eat?
          Oranges 15
          Noodles 25
          Fresh Bonito 45
    
       Fresh and natural,
       with no chemical additives!
    
       Sweet and juicy!
    
       A perfect harmony of
       noodles and soup!
    
       There's nothing like a nice
       hot bowl of noodles!
    
       Very fresh and very tender,
       delicious!
    
       We just caught it this morning!
    
    Restaurant: So, what are you having?
    
     [Man]
       Kids get kidnapped,
       Dragons fly the skies...
    
       how am I supposed to
       concentrate on raising my crops?
    
     [Old Man]
       Let me tell you something!
    
       That blue dragon is really
       a very kind and gentle fellow.
    
     [Man]
       Will someone please look for
       the children...
    
       because for the person that
       finds the children, I've got
       a fantastic reward!
    
     [Woman]
       Dragons are those mythical
       creatures that come out
       in fantasy stories, right?
    
       Do they really blow fire from
       their mouths?
    
     [Old Woman]
       My skin is so smooth and
       gentle...
    
       ...that they may mistake me
       for a child, and try to
       kidnap me!
    
     [Fat Man]
       The village is, as you can see,
       not in great shape.
       The Folk dance Championship will
       likely be canceled.
    
       I have to eat to until I forget
       this tragedy...sigh...
    
     [Boy]
       I'm the only kid left in
       this village,
    
       ...so in order not to be
       kidnapped by the dragon,
       I use this fake beard...
    
       Oh no!
    
       I forgot to bring it!
    
     [Dog]
       I want to go to
       the Dogo Hot Springs of [Iyo],
       west of here, arf!
    
       But I wouldnt be able to get
       in since it's been closed for
       a very long time, arf!
    
     [Woman]
       Every single day...
       a dragon flies above the village.
    
       He makes this really scary
       "Gyoow!" sound, like my father.
    
     [Man]
       The childreN of this village
       have been kidnapped by
       this large blue dragon!
    
     [Woman]
       When you pass the village gate,
       youwill get to Kompira Mountain
       of [Sanuki].
    
       Unless you pay a visit to
       the shrine at Kompira Mountain,
       the children may never return.
    
     [Priest]
       I hate airplanes and
       that's why I chose to be
       transferred at the Tourist Center...
    
       That was no transfer!
    
       It was heck of a lot more
       horrifying than airplanes!!
    
     [Woman]
       Welcome!
       This is the Oedo Tourist Center
       Awa Branch!
    
       We can transfer you to
       the Tourist 8Center of Awaji Island
       from here.
    
       It will cost you 10 ryo.
       Do you want to be transferred?
          Yes, please.
          Not now.
    
       Okay, we will transfer you to
       Awaji Island in a moment.
    
       OK, we await your next visit.
    
     [Kii - Awaji]
    
     [Oedo Tourist Center
       Awaji Island Branch]
       Welcome to Awaji Island!
    
       We await your next visit.
    
     [Woman]
       Thanks to you,
       the Tourist Center can resume
       it's business!
    
       Well, bye now!
       ...
    
       Welcome!
       This is Oedo Tourist Center
       Awaji Island Branch!
    
       We can transfer you to
       the Tourist Center of Awa from
       here.
    
       Okay, we will transfer you to
       Awa in a moment.
    
     [Folkypoke Village]
    
     [Oedo Tourist Center Awa Branch]
       Welcome to Awa, Shikoku.
    
       We await your next visit.
    
     [Man]
       My son Furitaro, who was
       kidnapped by the dragon,
       is the folk dancing champion!
    
       With his singing and dancing,
       Furitaro is sure to become
       the village hero of the future!
    
       Won't someone try to find him?
    
    John: The secret device is
       activated by lighting the torch
       of the red Dharma, arf...
    
       ...Hey!
    
       Why am I saying something
       that sounds important, arf...?
    
    General Store: Welcome
       What are you in need of today?
          Plain Rice Balls 50
          Plum Rice Balls 120
          Surprise Pack 500
    
       The Remaining Playres will
       increase by 1.
    
     [Tosa]
    
     [Tosa]
    
     [Sign]
       [Vine Bridge]
       Caution!
       Cross very quietly!
    
     [Iyo]
    
     [Iyo]
    
     [Sign]
       [Turn left here for
       Dogo Hot Springs]
    
     [System]
       The door to the Dogo Hot Springs
       is closed tight...
    
     [Iyo Coffee Shop]
    
     [Iyo's Coffee Shop]
    
     [Young Man]
       I've seen this huge draogn flying
       around lately!
    
       Be careful
       if you don't want to be eaten!
    
     [Old Man]
       On the left hand side of the door
       leading to the Dogo Hot Springs
       of [Iyo], there is a small hole!
    
       I'd expect only a dwarf could
       enter a hole that small.
    
     [Traveler]
       I've come here to bathe in
       the famous Hot Springs,
       but it's been closed
       for the longest time...
    
       ...
    
       Phewey,
       I'm really starting to stink...
    
     [Woman]
       You may not believe me,
       but I saw a dwarf in
       [Zazen Town]!
    
       He was kinda cool lookin',
       but also looked real mean!
    
     [Zazen Town]
    
     [Dog]
       Have you heard the one
       about the mysterious sweets?
          Yes
          No
    
       Good for you.
    
       Neither have I.
    
     [Woman]
       Now Mr. Ushiwaka is gone...
    
       And he's not even a kid.
       I wonder why he's missing?
    
     [Old Man]
       Even with my Super Eyes,
       I have not seen Ushiwaka
       recently.
    
     [Messenger]
       Wooo-oooooooooooowww...!!
    
       I, I saw it again!!
    
       Smaller things wandering in
       the Duck Creek!
    
     [Woman]
       I haven't seen Ushiwaka
       recently.
    
     [Woman]
       You knowthe Sweets the
       priest of the Golden Temple
       kept in the cupboard?
    
       He says that they've been
       disappearing.
    
    Benkei: I've seen strange things
       recently...
    
       What?
       You ask me what I see?
    
       Well it's a much, much smaller
       Ushiwaka!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       Hey! Long time no see!
    
       I'm Ushiwaka!
    
    Goemon: Gasp! What happened?
       Why are you so small?!
    
    Ushiwaka: Let me tell you.
    
       Those Sweets at
       the Golden Temple...
    
       Well if you eat eight in a row,
       there's a strange power that
       makes you shrink!
    
       If for any reason you want to
       shrink, go to the Golden Temple!
       I'll be there waiting for you.
    
    Chiyomaru: In fact,
       I may look like a dog,
       but actually...
    
       ...
    
       Hee, hee, that's a secret, arf!
    
     [Boy]
       The priest of
       the Golden Temple likes to make
       sweets!
    
       He sings, he dances, he makes
       sweets, and he preaches...
       He's a well-rounded priest!
    
     [Young Man]
       What do you like, lad?
    
       Next time youd rop by,
       remind me to recommend
       some wonderful food.
    
     [Young Woman]
       If only Mr. Ushiwaka were
       less stingy,
       he'd be a popular man...
    
     [Man]
       Are you looking for the dwarfs?
    
       Wel, dwarfs are small,
       so they may be difficult to find...
    
       Look! Loooook!
    
       Right there!
       That's you're stepping on!
       That's...
    
       ...
       ...
    
       My foot!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       With the secret training at
       the [Golden Temple] in
       Zazen Town, you could also
       become smaller, plasma!
    
     [Guard]
       I've heard that people have
       recently seen dwarfs...
    
       But I don't plan on looking
       into anything other than
       Gigantic Robots!
    
    Ushiwaka:
       It wouldn't be for you...
    
       It's got to be someone with
       a big nose and thread of eyes.
    
    Ushiwaka: You made it!
    
       Narrator, please explain!
    
    Narrator: My pleasure!
    
    Narrator: the sweets in
       the cupboard at
       the Temple... will start
       falling from above!
    
    Narrator: If you catch eight
       sweets before the time
       is up...
    
    Narrator: you will be able to use
       magical powers to make
       you shrink!
    
    Narrator: However,
       if you're seen catching
       these sweets...
    
    Narrator: ...something terrible
       will happen!
    
    Narrator: Ready, set...
    
    Narrator:
       Go!
    
    Ushiwaka: Looks like you failed.
       You wanna try again?
          Absolutely!
          I need to rest a little.
    
       Is that so...
       In that case,
       come back when you're ready!
    
    Ushiwaka: You've returned to
       give it another shot?
          You bet.
          Well, not quite...
    
       That's what I wanna hear!
       That's the spirit!
    
    Ushiwaka: Way to go!
       Now you can shrink
       as you wish!
    
     [System]
       Ebisumaru obtains
          the [Mini-Ebisumaru] magic powers!
    
       The powers will allow you to
       shrink and get through
       small holes and narrow roads!
    
       However, remember that while
       using the Mini-Ebisu powers,
       you will not be able to attack!
    
    Ushiwaka: When you're smaller,
       you don't need to
       eat as much,
    
       and a room can seem so large,
       that even a bachelor pad will
       look like a castle!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       By making your body smaller,
       you could enter Dogo Hot Springs
       of [Iyo] by sneaking through
       the small hole, plasma!
    
     [Dogo Hot Springs]
    
     [Iyo 2]
    
     [Sign]
       Peach Mountain Shoguns
          [Ghost Toys Castle]
    
     [System]
       Unless you turn the [Power] on,
       the Crane Game will not operate.
    
     [System]
       Received a [Golden Fortune Doll]!
       Automatically, your Strength Gauge
       is increased by one!
    
     [System]
       The [Power] to the Crane Game
       has been turned on!
    
     [System]
       Step on the [Button] of
       the [Crane Game Controls] to
       move the crane!
    
     [System]
       Ebisumaru receives
          the [Windup Camera]!
    
       By continuously holding down
       the B Button and then letting go...
       a light wlil shine...
    
       allowing you to see items
       you would not normally see or
       hidden items!
          (Even ghosts will appear)
    
     [System]
       When a picture of the floor of
       this room is taken with a camera...
    
     [System]
       Without the [Diamond Key]
          this door will not open...
    
     [System]
       Received the [Diamond Key]!
    
     [Sign]
       Find the Dharmanyo's weak point
          using the Windup Camera!
    
     [System]
       The Surrender Robot
          DHARUMANYO
    
     [System]
       Received the [Miracle Flower],
          in the shape of a flower!
    
    Colon: Boo hoo!
       He beat me up!!
    
    Colon: I was only giving the kids
       a lesson in
       Peach Mountain Dancing!
    
    Mystery man:
       Ha, ha, ha, ha,
       ha, ha, ha, ha...
    
    Mystery man:
       Colon,
       your plan did not work,
       did it!
    
    Goemon: Who are you?!
    
    Mystery man: Aha!
    
    Mystery man: I'm the leader of
       the Peach Mountain
       Shoguns!
    
    Mystery man: In the fresh
       spring breeze, sha, la, la,
       I come alive! La, la...
    
    Mystery man: These beautiful
       visions appear before
       my eyes, la, la...
    
    Mystery man: Yes!
    
    Mystery man: I am... you know
       I am... the one they call...
    
       Spring Breeze Dancin'!
    
    Ebisumaru: What an intro... (laughs)
    
    Goemon: Hey, you...
       what's your face,
       Dancin' something or
       whatever!
    
    Goemon: What do you have up
       your sleeves?!
    
    Dancin': Up my sleeves?
    
    Dancin': You mean...
       like my armpits? (laughs)
    
    Ebisumaru: We're not talking
       about that kinda sleeve... (Oooh...)
    
    Dancin': Pretty sharp, Antonio,
       you caught on to my joke!
    
    Ebisumaru: Antonio?
       Who's Antonio?
    
    Colon: Sir Dancin' will choose
       a name for you himself
       if he feels it suits
       the person.
    
    Yae: You can't just... (laughs)
    
    Dancin': Colon!
       We're done with this place!
    
    Dancin': We've got to prepare for
       our next plan.
       Return at once!
    
    Colon: Yes sir!!
    
    Dancin': Bye for now, Fernandez!
       We shall meet again!
    
    Goemon: Wait a minute...
       who's Fernandez? (laughs)
    
    Ebisumaru: He was looking at you
       when he said it... (laughs)
    
    Colon: Remember!
       I will not let you get
       in the way of...
    
    Colon: Our Great Stage Plan!
    
    Goemon: What's
       a Gorilla Steak Plan?
    
    Colon: That's not what I said!
       It's the Great Stage Plan!
    
    Colon: Anyway! Don't come to
       the Chugoku Region
       no matter what! (laughs)
    
    Ebisumaru: Oh no!
       He's getting away again
       by spinning himself!
    
    Yae: Yes... but first...
    
    Yae: ...we must focus on getting
       to the Chugoku Region!
    
     [Folkypoke Village]
    
    John: Don't let my appearance
       deceive you...
    
       I was the first
       folk dancing Champion, arf...
    
       ...Hey!
    
       Why am I saying something
       that is not important, arf...?
    
     [Man]
       '''Furitaro''' has returned!
       We can once again form a dance
       pair and dance the night away!
    
    Furitaro: My dad was in
       last year's folk dance
       championship...
    
       ...where he tried to dance
       like Jichael Mackson!
    
       But it looked more to me
       like some old rain dance...
    
     [Girl]
       I was forced to see
       the weirdo's dance ever single
       day...
    
       Awake or asleep,
       it was the weirdo dance,
       weirdo dance, weirdo dance...
    
       It's driving me nuts!
    
     [Man]
       Hey you guys!
       You got something from
       the God of Money?!
    
       Boy, I envy you!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       The Chugoku Region to the West
       of Zazen Town in the caves of
       Akiyoshidai found in this region,
       you will find a cracked door
    
       To open this door, you must
       revive [Sasuke], for his expertise
       in the use of bombs, plasma!
    
       It is time to resurrect [Sasuke],
       the Mechanical Ninja, plasma!
    
     [Man]
       I no longer have an excuse to
       slack off...
    
     [Old Man]
       I know the true identity of
       that blue dragon...
    
       ...
    
       The true identity?!
    
       Anybody who knows can write
       the answer on a piece of paper
       and send it to my attention.
    
       The first ten people will
       receive draogn souvenirs
       from myself!
       ...Just kidding!
    
     [Girl]
       Guess what...
       Ever since I was caught by
       the Flake Gang...
    
       I feel the "Dancer" within me
       in a big way.
    
       Wow!
    
     [Boy]
       Aww! As soon as I get back,
       I'm supposed to help out with
       the farm.
    
       It was better with the weirdos
       dancing that weird dance.
    
     [Man]
       The children have returned!
       That's great, oh boy!...
    
       What?
       Oh the reward for saving
       the children?
    
       Ah, oh, okay, here goes,
       I'll give you a big kiss...
    
       S...Sssmak!!!
    
     [Woman]
       Well, I wonder if all dragons
       shout "AChooooo!!" like a famous
       Kung Fu star did in the movie?
    
     [Boy]
       I'm finally back!
    
       But that weirdo was talking
       about going to
       the Chugoku Region next for
       their "Big Plan to Stay Put"!
    
       Now the kids in
       the Chugoku Region are in
       trouble!
    
     [Boy]
       We were taught a strange dance,
       a type of folk dance with lots of
       hip movement.
    
     [Dog]
       This is what the children
       tell me, but there seems to be
       another castle of the Flakes
       in the Chugoku Region, arf!
    
     [Girl]
       If you're going to dance anyway,
       dance the folk dance.
    
       If this place is called
       the Hercules Goliath Beetle...
    
       So does that make the folkd ance here
       the Hercules Goliath Bettle
       folk dance?
    
     [Boy]
       All my friends are back, and
       we can play together again.
    
     [Old Woman]
       You can't find anyone with
       smoother, fresher-looking
       skin...
    
       ...
    
       ...that's insulting...
       but I can't be bothered by
       that, I'll focus on my work!
    
     [Fat Man]
       Yes, yes, yeeeesss!
    
       If we can get the village rebuilt
       in time, we can have
       the folk dance championship!
    
       We gotta get ready for the feast!
    
     [Man]
       Apparently the dragon was
       controlled by the bad guys.
    
       I myself would love to control
       the dragon to plant my crops.
    
     [Woman]
       The children have reteurned,
       and the village is back to
       normal.
    
       This is all because you
       paid a visit to Kompira Mountain.
    
     [Zazen Town]
       Don't kid me, we're not like
       humans, being in a different
       region is not going to change
       the way I speak, arf!
    
     [Woman]
       Yoshi didn't want to be
       a great dancer!
    
       He wanted to be the best
       bartender who could always give
       a comeback to lame jokes.
    
       They've got the wrong kid!
    
     [Old Man]
       I got this information using
       my Super Ears...
    
       The kidnapping case in
       the Shikoku Region has been
       solved!
    
     [Woman]
       That's odd, Benkei's been
       letting me pass without
       taking anything.
    
       I wonder why...?
       Maybe he's got a crush on me...
       Hmmm...
    
     [Messenger]
       I'm not kidding!
       I really saw it with my own
       eyes!
    
       A long wobbly thing flying...
       And a bunch of little critters
       hanging around it!
    
     [Woman]
       I hear all the children have
       returned safely!
    
     [Old Woman]
       I'm impressed!
       You've come back again to
       listen to what I have to say...
    
       And I also hear that
       you saved the kids!
    
       I'm certain good things
       will come to you!
    
     [Guard]
       Gigantic Robots...
    
       There's a certain ring to
       those words that gets
       the adrenaline flowing!
    
     [Boy]
       Everone says, I wasn't
       kidnapped because I don't
       have any new found
       dancing talent!
    
       Just watch me!
    
       No matter what!
       I'm going to be the best dancer
       in Japan!
    
     [Young Man]
       My favorite dish has to be
       the octopus dumplings!
    
       Just bite into one of those
       soft scrumptious...
    
       Mmmm,
       my mouth waters just thinking
       about it!
    
     [Woman]
       I have not seen Mr. Ushiwaka
       at all.
       I wonder where he's gone?
    
       He still hasn't paid me
       back the money I lent him to
       buy those octopus dumplings!
    
     [Man]
       Just the other day,
       I had the chance to see
       Benkei's collection...
    
       And wow!
       I just couldn't believe
       all the stuff he collected...
    
       It's a world
       I could never understand.
    
    Chiyomaru: Do you want to
       know who I really am, arf?
          Yes.
          I don't really care.
    
    Chiyomaru: In fact,
       I come from a Dog Star far,
       far away!
    
       I am none other than that
       famous dog movie star....
       Quick, follow me, there is
       a kid stuck down a well...
    
       Just kidding, arf!
    
    Chiyomaru: I see you want
       certain things to remain
       a mystery...arf!
    
     [Boy]
       Whew, I finally got back
       from the Flake gang's place
       in Shikoku Region!
       There's no place like home!
    
       So why are you here?
          Who closed that door?
          Why were you kidnapped?
    
       Ahem! It was me!
    
       It was
       the safety Stopper System
       I built!
    
       But it's out of batteries,
       so the door barely opens...
    
       I've got no idea!
    
       Maybe it's because my name is
       Dancin Alnite!
    
    Priest: Who could it be...
    
       That would steal the secret
       sweets from the [Cupboard]
       day after day?
    
     [Bizen]
    
     [Bizen /
        Kurashiki]
    
     [System]
       This door has
          a crack in it.
    
     [Izumo]
    
     [Izumo]
    
     [Sign]
       [Izumo
          Amnesty]
    
     [Inaba]
    
     [Inaba]
        Dune
    
     [System]
       Received Sasuke's [No. 1 Battery]!
    
     [Izumo Coffee Shop]
    
     [Izumo's
       Coffee Shop]
    
     [Traveler]
       I was trying to go in
       the direction of [Kyushu],
    
       but there was the strange wall
       that kept me from going forward!
    
     [Young Woman]
       Listen to me!
    
       You know the big tree behind
       the [Izumo Shrine] above
       the mountain of Izumo?
    
       Well, I hear a tube that throws
       electricity appears above the big
       tree!
    
       Could you take a picture of that
       with your [camera] for me?
       I just love electricity!
       So please?!
    
     [Old Man]
       You see the [Izumo Shrine] on
       top of the mountain beside
       this coffee shop.
    
       Even at the big tree by the lake
       behind this [Izumo Shrine],
       you can find an electro-tube.
    
       You can see this tube by aiming
       the flash of a camera towards
       the big tree.
    
     [Izumo 2]
       Lake with
          a large tree
    
     [System]
       Received Sasuke's [No. 2 Battery]!
    
    Narrator:
       Electro Shine Unite!
    
    Sasuke: What the...?!
       Isn't that Goemon?!
    
    Sasuke: What in the world
       am I doing here?
    
    Goemon: Hey, that's
       what I want to know...
    
    Goemon: Your batteries were
       knocked out of place,
       and you just froze!
    
    Sasuke: That happened to me?!
    
    Yae: Well, what happened?
    
    Sasuke: Hmmmmmm...
       there seems to be a glitch
       in my memory circuit...
    
    Sasuke: I'm having trouble remembering.
    
    Sasuke: I must hurry and
       have my wise ol' man
       repair it...
    
    Goemon: Sasuke...
       about your wise ol' man,
       well...
    
    Ebisumaru: there was an explosion
       that demolished
       his whole house,
    
    Ebisumaru: ...and he's gone missing
       since... well,
       with the explosion...
    
    Sasuke: Wh-wh-whaaaaat?!
       Who would do such
       a thing?!
    
    Goemon: We believe it had to do
       with the Peach Mountain
       guys that we're after...
    
    Sasuke: My wise ol' man?!
       Really?!
    
    Sasuke: By guys with
       a crazy name like
       Peach Mountain?!
    
    Sasuke: Grrr...
       I'm going to crush
       those Peach Mountain guys!
    
    Sasuke: let me go with you!
    
     [System]
       ...and as a result,
       the Mechanical Ninja [Sasuke]
          joins forces with Goemon!
    
       Now, with the addition of
       Sasuke, doors with cracks in
       them can be dstroyed using
       Sasuke's [Fire Cracker Bomb]!
    
     [Hagi]
    
     [Marker]
       This is Hagi highway.
    
     [Aki -
        Nagato]
    
     [Akiyoshidai]
    
     [Gateway Viewpoint]
    
     [Marker]
       For
       Entrance to Shuhodo,
          turn this corner.
    
     [Shuhodo]
    
     [Sign]
       Peach Mountain Shoguns
          [Festival Temple Castle]
    
     [System]
       This is fishy,
       a door with a crack in it!
       (It can probably be blasted
          with a bomb...)
    
     [Festival Temple]
    
     [Festival Temple
        Castle]
    
     [System]
       Received a [Surprise Pack]!
    
       Remaining players are
          increased by 1!
    
     [System]
       Sasuke receives
          the [Kunai of Severe Cold]!
    
       This allows you to temporarily
       stop flames coming from the fox,
       or cool down hot floors.
    
       By continuously holding down
       the B Button and then letting go...
    
       the [Kunai Intense Hail Beam] can
       be shot, in which the Kunai
       will fly in three directions!
    
     [Sign]
       Get on top of the drum and jump!
    
     [System]
       Ebisumaru receives
          the [Meat Saw-Hammer]!
    
       This can change any item that
       appears after beating an enemy
       into a dumpling to restore
       strength!
    
     [Sign]
       Freeze the hot floors with
          the [Kunai of Severe Cold]!
    
       (found somewhere in this castle)
    
     [Sign]
       Return the red plates
          by hitting them back!
    
     [System]
       The Ghost Robot
    
         TSURAMI
    
     [Sign]
       Received the [Miracle Star],
          in a shape of a star!
    
    Sharon: Oh no!
       My sweet sweet
       Sharon Robot!
    
    Sharon: Without Sharon Robot...
    
    Sharon: We can't keep the power
       to the barrier that is
       bloking passage to
       Kyushu.
    
    Goemon: I guess that's it for you!
       Why don't you just
       give up?!
    
    Yae: You guys,
       Peach Mountain!
    
    Yae: Why are you blocking anyone
       from going to Kyushu?
       What are you planning?
    
    Sharon: Leave me alone!
       Stop frightening me
       like that!! (laughs)
    
    Mystery woman:
       Ooh, ho, ho, ho, ho,
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho......
    
    Goemon: Oh no! Another weirdo!
       I can't believe it... (laughs)
    
    Mystery woman: Who are you calling
       a weirdo?!
    
    Mystery woman: I don't blame you
       for calling Dancin'
       a weirdo, but me?!
    
    Mystery woman: I guess you need
       to get to know me
       better.
    
    Goemon: No... err... not really... (laughs)
    
    Mystery woman: As cute as
       a kitty cat... la, la...
    
    Mystery woman: Yet as dignified
       and beautiful as
       a lily... la, la...
    
    Mystery woman: Yes, I am none
       other than...
    
       Kitty Lily!
    
    Lily: You guys must be
       the circus clowns
       Dancin' was talking about!
    
    Sasuke: You've got that wrong!
       We're no clowns! (laughs)
    
    Goemon: You guys are illusions
       but are never actually
       here...
    
    Goemon: Stop being so chicken
       and come out!
    
    Lily: Oh my!
       I'm surprised
       you don't know...
    
    Lily: A big star like me...
    
    Lily: ...will be swamped with
       fans, making things
       unsafe, la, la...
    
    Goemon: I've never heard of you! (laughs)
    
    Lily: Ooo, ho, ho, ho, ho...
    
    Lily: Before you know it,
       you'll be coming to see us
       on stage everyday, la, la...
    
    Lily: Oh, I know!
    
    Lily: Why don't I be kind to tell
       you something helpful!
    
    Lily: Kyushu has already become
       our Stage, la, la...
    
    Goemon: What did you say?!
    
    Sharon: Hey, that's great!
       Does that mean I can
       return now?
    
    Lily: Sure...
    
    Lily: But before you go,
       I'm out of foundation...
    
    Lily: Get the usual best for me!
       Okay?
    
    Sharon: Uh... all right,
       but you always take
       forever to pay me back. (laughs)
    
    Sharon: Sob... Well,
       bye bye! (laughs)
    
    Goemon: Kyushu seems to be
       in tremendous trouble!
    
    Yae: Yes!
       We shall head for Kyushu!
    
     [Gateway Viewpoint]
    
     [Omitsu]
       Oh! Goemon!
    
    Goemon: Omitsu!
    
    Goemon: Well,
       what are you doing here?!
    
    Omitsu: Well...
       I'm on my way to Kyushu
       on a delivery.
    
    Goemon: What?
       All the way from
       Oedo Town to Kyushu?!
    
    Omitsu: Yes, that's right!
    
    Omitsu: Ever since our business
       was featured
       in Gourmet Magazine,
    
    Omitsu: the phone just won't quit
       ringing for deliveries.
    
    Omitsu: Sorry to interrupt
       but I'm in a hurry!
    
    Omitsu: See you later!
    
    Ebisumaru: We went through
       all that trouble to get
       this far...
    
    Ebisumaru: Did Omitsu come
       all this way with
       those dumplings? (laughs)
    
    Goemon: Maybe she's a lot tougher
       and stronger than she
       seems...
    
    Goemon: What are we talking about!
       We should be headed for
       Kyushu, where the Peach
       Mountain guys went!
    
    Goemon: Omitsu!
       You shouldn't be going to
       Kyushu right now...
    
    Goemon: Omitsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
       uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
    
    Ebisumaru: We have a problem here!
    
    Yae: Kyushu has been separated
       from Japan...
    
    Sasuke: And has disappeared.
    
    Ebisumaru: What should we do?
    
    Goemon: That's easy!
       We've got to go
       after Omitsu...
    
    Goemon: Or should I say,
       go after Kyushu!
    
    Sasuke: But how?
    
    Goemon: ...Hmmm...
    
    Yae: I know!
    
    Yae: When lost for answers,
       we should ask
       the [Fortune Teller]!
    
     [Oedo Town]
    
    Gate keeper: Hey!
       Long time no see!
    
       The next area you must
       enter is...
    
       I think it's to the east
       of [Musashi].
    
       You'll find [Musashi] as you
       pass through the gate
       into this town.
    
       ...or at least that's
       what my gut feeling is!
    
    Gate keeper: The notheast!
       Metal chest!
       The notheast! Metal chest!
       [Musashi]'s Metal chest!
    
       Wait, maybe
       I am being a bit too obvious.
    
     [Messenger]
       You have been warned!
    
       An Adventure Diary is
       a record of all your
       [Blood] and [Sweat]!
    
     [Young Man]
       Strawberry, watermelon, apple,
       anything!
       No flying object can surprise
       me now!
    
       However...
    
       I might be a bit surprised
       if I saw a fruit cake come
       flying through.
    
     [Man]
       I wonder if any more UFO
       are headed this way...
    
       I know!
       I'll just wear this alien costume...
    
       And voila!
       I'm a Peach Alien myself!
    
     [Dog]
       I can smell something
       big happening, arf!
    
       But it's my policy not to
       stick my head into these
       things, arf!
    
     [Woman]
       With the city of Kyushu
       flying away,
       these are difficult times!
    
       This is when your basic tools
       are important...
    
       namely your helmet, armor,
       and rice balls.
    
     [Boy]
       How are you doing?
       Did you get many fortune dolls?
    
     [Girl]
       Wow!
       You're telling me that the city
       of Kyushu has flown away?!
    
       Now that's what I call funky!
    
     [Man]
       This Coffee Shop without
       Omitsu is like...
    
       Having a chocolate sundae
       with no chocolate!
    
       ...No!
    
       It's like a leopard with
       no spots!
    
     [Old Man]
       It looks like
       Omitsu's not here today...
    
       How sad...
    
     [Old Woman]
       Omitsu hasn't returned since
       she went out on a delivery...
    
       I'm a bit worried...
    
     [Young Man]
       I've come all the way here
       to see Omitsu,
       but she's not here.
       What a drag...
    
     [Old Man]
       Since you have come this far,
       I really have nothing to say!
       Good luck in completing
       the game!
    
       I'll just eat till I can't
       and hit the hay!
    
       Burp!
    
     [Man]
       I went all theway to
       Mokubei's place to talk about
       UFO...
    
       But I never thought there
       would be a house there...
    
       How in the world did he build
       that thing?
    
     [Old Man]
       I've been thinking for
       some time...
    
       The lantern at the Thunder Gate
       is way too big.
       It's impossible to pass under it!
    
     [Old Man]
       Well,
       I've finally made it to
       the top of Mt. Fuji!
    
       To mark the event,
       I went to the pipe maker's to
       buy an old pipe.
    
     [Man]
       How about the fortune teller?
       All of your worries shall
       disappear.
    
       After all, I operate a whole
       chain of them.
       Ha, ha, ha...
    
    Chuppy: Wander, wander,
       wander, wander, wander,
       wander, wander, wander...
    
       I can't take this any more, arf!
    
     [Boy]
       I'm going to the Muscle Gym,
       to become a great officer
       with lots of muscles.
    
       But don't start calling me
       a muscle head!!
    
     [Woman]
       Aww,
       I wish I could travel
       all around Japan like you.
    
       And beat up all
       the pickpockets I run into.
    
     [Young Man]
       Auggghhhhh!
    
       I will cut and cut and cut
       everything with this sword...
    
       Radishes, pumpkins, onions...
    
       Hey wait a minute!
       I'm no grocery store owner!
    
     [Young Man]
       Edo people aren't too fussy,
       all we want is a hot bath and
       a nice bed!
    
       Get to Sleep!
    
     [Guard]
       Seeing that we cannot enter
       Oedo Castle, there's nothing
       much happening here!
    
       We did find out that there's
       someone new in
       the Goemon Tenements.
    
     [Traveler]
       If only I could train at
       the Muscle Gym...
    
       That metal chest blocking
       the road [East] of [Musashi],
       leading to the Northeast Region...
    
       You think you can move it
       easily now?
    
     [Young Woman]
       If only I had a Chain Pipe,
       I could sneak into Oedo Castle
       myself.
    
       That's right!
       I'll make the Chain Pipe!
    
          ...the end.
    
     [Plasma Man]
       In a cold region to your North,
       there is the [Mt. Fear], wwhere
       it snows!
    
       There, you shall meet someone
       who will be of great help to you,
       plasma!
    
       HOWEVER!
    
       You must first go to [Oedo Town]
       to undergo one training session,
       plasma!
    
     [Boy]
       They're moving here!
          They're moving here!
    
     [Girl]
       I saw something strange
       bouncing around in
       the western sky.
    
       After looking at it for
       a while, my eyes also started
       going...
    
       Bounce, bounce, bounce,
       bounce, bounce, bounce,
       bounce, bounce, bounce...
    
       Ahhhhh!
       I feel dizzy...!
    
     [Woman]
       Hey!
       That new person had moved in!
    
       ...I was hoping he'd be a bit
       more handsome...
    
       I think he wants to open
       a Muscle Gym, and is looking
       for young people who want to
       develop their [muscles]!
    
    Lord: I hear Kyushu's also
       having some problems.
    
       I'm glad
       I'm not the Lord of Kyushu...
    
    Princess Yuki:
       I heard about Kyushu...
    
       If other areas of Japan
       start flying around,
       there won't be any Japan left.
    
     [Old Woman]
       We had a barbecue party with
       the Lord and Princess Yuki
       the other day!
    
       What was that?
       So what??...?!
    
       Well,
       it's just a simple message...
    
     [Young Woman]
       Those rumors that Kyushu went
       flying...
    
       Is it true?
          Yes, it is true!
          There's no way it could be true
    
       What?!
       It is true?!
    
       Yourre not pulling my leg,
       are you?!
    
       What bad luck!
       I really wanted to see it!
    
       I thought so!
    
       And to think that I almost
       fell for this one!
    
     [Man]
       Someone new has moved into
       the house next door, but...
    
       He's rebuilding the inside
       in a very strange way...
    
       You should drop by and see
       for yourself...
    
     [Trainer]
       Good of you to come!
    
       This is the Muscle Training Gym,
       where you can train to develop
       your muscles!
    
       Once you're done training here,
       you'd be able to simply push
       the [Metal Box]!
    
       Are you ready to start training?
          Let's get started!
          I'd rather not.
    
       Well, you need a head full of
       thorns and a mouth shaped like
       an upside-down "V".
    
       All right!
       Let me show you to
       the Training Gym!
    
       Well that's a surprise.
       It's your chance to really develop
       your from into a body of steel.
    
    Narrator: Now then,
       let me explain
       the Training!
    
    Narrator: Several [Oyakata]s will
       come out of the holes
       around you.
    
    Narrator: For a fixed period of
       time, you must make sure
       your balloon is not
       popped.
    
    Narrator: And you do
       this by throwing
       Metal Boxes at
       the [Oyakata]s!
    
    Narrator: Aim with your
       Control Stick, and
       throw the Metal Boxes
       with the [B Button]!
    
    Narrator: Try your best to keep
       the balloon from being
       popped!
    
    Narrator: Ready, set...
    
    Narrator:
       START!
    
     [Trainer]
       That was too bad,
       give it another try.
    
     [System]
       Do you want instructions for
       the Training?
          No, I don't need it!
          Yes, absolutely!
    
     [Trainer]
       Way to go!
       Now you can call yourself
       a Muscle Man!
    
     [System]
       Goemon obtains
       the [Sudden Impact] magic powers!
    
       By consuming some money,
       you will be able to move
       heavy thing for a specific period
       of time!
    
       Furthermore,
       while the magic power is
       in effect, you will have double
       the attacking power!
    
       (However, be careful, as damage
       from the enemy will also double)
    
     [Trainer]
       Just think that you're developing
       your muscles to save Japan!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Use the magic power of
       Sudden Impact to move
       the Metal Box located on the east
       cliff of [Musashi],
    
       past the gates to
       [Oedo Town], plasma!
    
       Then, far way to the [North],
       at [Mt. Fear], you shall meet
       someone who'd be of great help
       to you, plasma!
    
     [Tunnels and Northeast]
    
     Tunnel to
        the [Northeast]
    
     Tunnel to
        the [Northeast] 2
    
     [Mutsu]
    
     [Festival Village]
    
     [Mutsu /
        Festival Village]
    
     [Boy]
       This is the Festival Village
       of [Mutsu]!
    
       Even the cold snow is blown away
       with our burning energy!
       We blast the cold away with
       our Festival Power!
    
     [Young Man]
       Oh yes!
       Every single night is a festival!
       A festival! A festival!
       Yeah, yeah!
    
       ...
    
       Hey, hey, hey!
       This is where you're supposed to
       ask me to stop getting so excited!
    
     [Woman]
       Festivals reflect the heart and
       soul of the Japanese!
    
       If your blood's not pounding
       quickly, or your body's not
       dancing, one can't really consider
       you to be Japanese!
    
     [Old Man]
       [North] of this village ou will
       find the [Stone Circle], where
       the mysterious Stone Pillars
       stand!
    
       However, the Circle does not mean
       there's a bunch of people in
       a circle!
    
     [Man]
       Mr. Mokubei, who lives around
       Mt. Fuji, is actually my elder
       brother.
    
       I have been hearing rumours
       that he has further developed
       his skills.
    
       If you used the pipe my brother
       makes, there should be no problem
       getting through to destroy the
       rocks blocking at Mt. Fear
    
     [Young Man]
       On the other side of this village
       is [Mt. Feaer], where [Witch]
       lives, who can call the spirits
       of all kinds of people.
    
       Just the other day, she called
       upon an Alien spirit, which ended
       upc ausing a huge headache.
    
     [Old Man]
       At [Mt. Fear], the power used by
       the Witch is marvellous,
    
       but I'm puzzled as to
       what exactly she is calling.
    
     [Man]
       The ocean about this time of year
       becomes covered with ice,
       due to the icebergs drifting down
       from the North Pole.
    
     [Woman]
       IT has been very cold for
       several days nxow.
    
       The main route leading to
       [Mt. Fear] is now covered in ice,
       making it very difficult.
    
       But it shouldln't be nearly as
       difficult to climb if you use
       a ladder and climb the alternate
       route around the back.
    
     [Boy]
       I saw a fish monster arise out
       of the ocean!
    
       It looked like a monster that
       would come out in a SFX movie.
    
     [Woman]
       There is a saying, that if you
       climb up the [Waterfall of Kegon],
       you could become a mermaid.
    
       I myself am going to become
       a mermaid, and wait for my prince
       to come.
       Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
    
     [Young Man]
       If you exit from the [South] of
       this village, turn [Right] and go
       through the [Uzen Tunnel],
    
       you will find the [Waterfall of Kegon].
    
       Well, you might find it a little
       confusing, but that's the way to
       get to the [Waterfall of Kegon].
    
    
     [Girl]
       In this village where festivals
       are held every day, there is only
       one day with no festival,
       the New Year!
    
       It's kind of a strange village,
       don't you think?
    
    Takemaru:
       The back route to [Mt. Fear] is
       inaccessible, due to the Stone
       blocking the way, arf!
    
       There's no way you can destroy
       that stone and get through,
       without an extra powerful
       [Weapon] or something, arf!
    
     [Boy]
       Somewhere in this village is
       a store where you cannot enter
       unless you're a good swimmer!
    
       But if anyone attempted to swim
       here with all this snow on
       the ground, surely they'd catch
       a cold!
    
     [Old Man]
       Long ago...
    
       this village was where people
       who sacrificed their lives would
       come to live,
    
       they called it the
       "Don't You Think It's Hot Blooded"
       village.
    
       Well, I made that up,
       but it sounds true when I say it
       that way, doesn't it?
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Mokubei, a pipe maker at Mt. Fuji,
       should be able to increase
       the power of your weapons,
       plasma!
    
     [Old Man]
       I can hardly standon my own
       two legs, but I tell you,
       the Drum of the Festival brings
       power to my soul!
    
     [Dog]
       A weirdo with a white face was
       roaming this village asking for
       the secret to the power of
       the festival, arf.
    
       But why would he ask a dog
       like me?!
    
     [Old Man]
       If only I were just
       a little younger,
       I'd be the one on stage,
    
       but on second thoughts,
       I'd rather not! I'm afraid of
       high places.
    
     [Boy]
       Hey, hey!
       My body's moving to the beat of
       the music.
    
       Yes! Flash! The rockin' kid!
       Shakin' it, baby!
    
     [Young Woman]
       The drummer at the festival is
       not only popular with the girls.
       He's also popular with the boys!
    
     [Man]
       Urrrrrrrrrrrrr!
    
       If the drummer of the festival
       were selected on looks,
       I just know they'd pick me.
    
     [Young Man]
       The number one drum specialist
       in town! That's me, Hikozo!
    
       You're surprised?!
          Incredible!
          You ask why?!
    
       Haw, haw, haw, haw!
    
       With my drumstick techniques,
       I can make any item sound
       like drums!
    
       Ah, but, the other day
       I hit a dog tryin to make such
       a sound, but got into
       a lot of trouble.
    
       No!!!
    
       I'm too scared to go down.
    
       You ask why?
    
       How could you ask with that
       tone of voice?
    
    Beth: As of late I've noticed
       this nice scent coming from
       the Ocean, arf.
    
       Mmm, what a scent!
       I'm quickly getting very hungry!
    
     [Woman]
       I hear that food is disappearing
       recently from all over the place.
    
       Just the other day,
       the foie gras and can of caviar
       I'd been saving for a special
       occasion disappeared. Blast it!
    
    Restaurant: Welcome!
       What will you have?
          Apple 15
          Bowl of noodles 25
          Kiritanpo 45
    
       Sweet yet sour, the taste of
       a freshly picked apple!
    
       Look, it's red and cute,
       just like my cheeks!
    
       The cute little bowls they
       comein make the meal
       even more delightful!
    
       I bet you I could eat
       more than you!
    
       It's good by itself,
       or in a hot bowl of soup!
    
       A well known dish
       from the Northeast Region,
       where the rice is excellent!
    
     [Man]
       The rival store tot his shop
       is apparently right in the Festival
       Village,
    
       but I've never seen it there.
       I wonder where it is?
    
    General Store: Welcome!
       What have you come to buy?
          Plum Rice Balls 120
          Fish Rice Balls 200
          Metal Armour 200
    
          This automatically recovers your
          strength to maximum points
          wenever it reaches 0.
    
     [Fat Man]
       UFOs are often sighted at
       the Stone Circle of [Ugo].
    
       Incidentally, that's where
       our precious cattle were abducted.
    
       I can't take this any more.
    
     [Northeast]
    
     [Mutsu]
        Mt. Fear
    
     [Marker]
       [Mt. Fear -
          Back Route]
    
     [Mutsu]
        Shoreline
    
     [Sign]
       There is a gate
          located underwater.
    
       To open this, you must press
       the red button in the waters...
    
     [Ugo]
       Stone Circle
    
     [Mt. Fuji]
    
    Mokubei: Well, well, well!
       Long time no see!
    
       What now?!
          We've come for a cup of coffee.
          Please improve our [Weapons].
    
    Mokubei: Hey,
       this is no coffee shop!
    
    Mokubei: Hm!
       So that's what you have
       come for... okay,
    
       stand back... and
       I'll show you what my training
       has done for me...
    
       Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggghh!
    
    Mokubei: Whew! Well,
       how's that for
       improvement!
       There you go!
    
     [System]
       The [Weapons] belonging to
       Goemon and allies
          improve to [Level 2]!
    
       (Yae can now use
          the Sword Shield!)
    
    Goemon: Thank you Mokubei!
    
    Mokubei: No problem!
    
    Mokubei: It was a good thing
       I went to Mt. Fuji to
       train!
    
       But I never made a decent pipe
       before...
    
     [Festival Village]
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Destroy the rock blocking
       the Rear Entrance of [Mt. Fear],
       using your newly powered weapons,
       plasma!
    
     [Witch's House]
    
    Witch: You... you must have
       come here not knowing
       what to do.
    
    Yae: How did you know?
    
    Witch: Hee, hee, hee...!
    
       I've been in this for 120 years!
    
       All I need to do is look at
       your face, and I know exactly
       what you're thinking of!
    
       ...
       ...
    
       ...Ah!
    
       There's something!
    
       I can see something!
    
    Ebisumaru: What?
    
    Ebisumaru: is my fly open?
    
    Witch:
       That's not where I'm looking! (laughs)
    
       I see an [Old Man] with
       a strange look,
       in a very dark place...
    
    Ebisumaru: Strange?
       Then it could only be
       the wise old man in Iga!
    
    Sasuke: You must be joking!
    
    Witch: It sounds like you know
       this man...
    
       How about it!
       With my powers,
       I could call him out here!
    
    Sasuke: Re-really?!
    
    Sasuke: Please!
       I just want to get
       a glimpse of my
       wise ol' man!
    
    Witch: All right!
       I'll do it for 300 ryo!
    
    Sasuke: Huh?!
    
    Goemon: You're asking us
       for money?!
    
    Witch: Of course!
       This is business.
       I've got to charge
       something!
    
    Witch: 300 ryo!
       Take it or leave it!
          I'll take it!
          I don't have that much!
    
    Witch: In that case,
       it's no longer my concern.
    
    Witch: Well,
       Did you get some money?
          You bet!
          Well, not quite...
    
    Witch: Very well... Now,
    
       I'm going to call them all back!
    
       Hmmmm!
    
          Come come, come here,
          come here, here!
    
          Welcome, come come,
          come on baby!
    
          Come on, come come,
          Come back!!
    
          Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
    
          Take that!!!
    
    Yae: Oh, the wise ol' man?
    
    Wise Man: Oh, Yae, what a delight!
    
    Wise Man: Aah... where in
       the world is this?
    
    Sasuke: Ol' Man...
       what has happened to you
       ...oh no!!
    
    Goemon: Wise Man!
       Tell us!
    
    Goemon: We want to save Kyushu,
       and Omitsu...
    
    Goemon: But we have no idea
       where to go or look...
    
    Wise Man: Hmmm...
       I see...
    
    Wise Man: As I understand it,
       Kyushu is floating
       in outer space.
    
    Yae: outer space?!
    
    Ebisumaru: Yeah, but how are
       we goin to get
       all the way out there?
    
    Wise Man: There is one way...
    
    Goemon: Huh?
    
    Wise Man: Retrieve [Miracle Items]
       from the four Flake Gang
       leaders of Peach Mountain
       ...
    
    Wise Man: ... and take it to
       the altar of
       the Stone Circle in [Ugo],
       to the west...
    
    Wise Man: Then you'll be able to
       go to outer space!
    
    Goemon: Awesome...
    
    Goemon: But Wise Man!
       How do you know?!
    
    Wise Man: Ahem!
       That's because I'm...
    
    Wise Man:
       The WISE MAN!
    
    Wise Man: Wait a minute!
    
    Wise Man: I see you already have
       [Three] Miracle Items.
    
    Wise Man: You only need one more!
       Good luck on your search.
    
    Witch: You should be
       looking for...
    
       ...the Miracle Item
       the Wise Man was talking about!
    
       Get going!
    
     [Festival Village]
       The weirdo of Peach Mountain,
       who's around somewhere,
       has the Miracle Item you are
       looking for, plasma.
    
       To find out where he is,
       listen well to the people
       of the [Festival Village],
       plasma!
    
     [Tunnel]
    
     [Uzen]
        Tunnel
    
     [Waterfall of Kegon]
    
     [Nikko]
        Waterfall of Kegon
    
    Narrator: Take control of the
       Legend of the Mermaid!
       Looking for applicants!
    
       Do you ish to challenge
       the Legend?
          Yes, I do!
          I'm going to pass on this one.
    
       If you say so.
       Come back if you change
       your mind.
    
    Narrator: Are you ready?!
    
     [System]
       Do you want instructions
       for the training?
          No, that's fine!
          Yes, please tell me!
    
    Narrator: Press the [A Button]
       several times quickly
       to climb the waterfall
       in front of you.
    
    Narrator: If you reach the goal
       located at the top of
       the waterfall, within
       the specified time,
    
    Narrator: you have completed
       the training!
    
    Narrator: However...
    
    Narrator: there will be [Oyakata]s
       appearing at thet op of
       the waterfall to try and
       foil your attempts!
    
    Narrator: Use your Control Stick
       to keep you from falling
       into the waterfall basin!
    
    Narrator: Ready...
    
    Narrator:
       Set...
    
    Narrator:
       Go!
    
     [System]
       BEAUTIFULLY
          DONE!!
    
    Narrator: Your gracious swimming
       skills are like that of
       the Mermaid Princess!
    
     [System]
       Yae obtains
          the [Mermaid] magic powers!
    
       Now you can swim underwater in
       the deep ocean and rivers!
    
     [Festival Village]
    
    General Store: Welcome!
       What have you come to buy?
          Gold Helmet 250
          Gold Armour 350
          Surprise Pack 500
    
       With this you could defend
       yourself by resisting 8 shots from
       the enemy.
    
       This will defend you against
       8 attacks from the enemy.
    
     [Sea of Japan]
    
     [Japan Sea]
        Underwater
    
     [System]
       Yae receives
          the [Yae Bazooka]!
    
       This allows Yae to shoot at
          enemies from a distance!
    
       By continuously holding down
       the B Button and then letting go...
    
       the [Lock on Bazooka] is activated
       where by it will automatically
       lock on tot heenemies
       at which it is aimed.
    
     [Sign]
       Find the hidden route
          using the windup camera...
    
    Poron: You have finally made it
       as far as here to see me,
       the mighty Poron!
    
    Poron: Do you ever give up?
       I sense you are
       a die hard fine of mine! (laughs)
    
    Yae: I've come here, not to see
       you, but to find
       the Miracle item!
    
    Poron: You're saying...
       not for me... but
       the Miracle...is thatso?
    
    Poron: Tsk, tsk... it's too bad.
    
    Poron: Last time I was in
       the Kansai Region on
       a vacation...
    
    Poron: ...I dropped it somewhere
       in the [Zazen Town]. (laughs)
    
    Ebisumaru: Gasp!
       You've gotta be kidding!
    
    Yae: Well, if he's not kidding,
       we must return to
       [Zazen Town] at once!
    
    Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!
    
    Lily: It's not goign to be
       that easy, la, la...
    
    Goemon: Lily!
    
    Lily: You're all getting
       in the way too often!
    
    Lily: Therefore...
    
    Lily: I'm taking you on a one way
       trip somewhere far,
       far away. (laughs)
    
    Dancin': H-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
       ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
    
    Dancin': Yeeeess, la, la...
    
    Dancin': You're invited to hell,
       Fernandez, la, la!
    
    Lily: Dancin'!
    
    Lily: What are YOU doing here!
    
    Dancin': I just thought,
       since I've only been in
       a few scenes...
    
    Dancin': By the way,
       the word scenes...
    
    Dancin': Has nothing to do with
       my name, cuz my name is
       not Dan-scene, la, la...! (Oooh...)
    
    Lily: You're taking valuable time
       away from MY scene to
       tell us that awful joke!
    
    Dancin': You've got much to
       learn... to be a star,
       you've got to stand out
       like a sore thumb!
    
    Lily: That's not fair!! (laughs)
    
    Poron: Um... Ah
    
    Poron: Mr. Dancin'...
    
    Poron: Ms. Lily...
    
    Poron: What should I do? (laughs)
    
    Dancin': ...ouch! (laughs)
    
    Dancin': Uh, well, w-why don't
       you use the deivce to get
       rid of those guys!
    
    Dancin': ...ouch, I say! (laughs)
    
    Poron: Ah, yes sir!
    
    Dancin': Anyway, goodbye, Fernandez!
    
    Lily: He-ey!
       That's my line! (applause, laughs)
    
    Goemon: What was that all about? (laughs)
    
    Poron: Well, as the man says...
    
    Poron: Goodbye!
    
    Poron: Switch to the...
    
       ON position!
    
    Poron: Bye!
    
    Yae: Ah, wait!
    
    Ebisumaru: What is going on?!
    
     [System]
       T minus
          30 seconds...
    
    Yae: It looks like the time bomb
       has been activated.
    
    Ebisumaru: Are you saying we're
       going to be food for
       the fish in a matter
       of seconds?
    
    Sasuke: It's nothing to be
       joking about!
    
    Yae: It's times like this
       when it's important
       to stay calm...
    
     [System]
       The Charming Mermaid
    
          THAISAMBA 2
    
    Impact: Well, I've got
       a movie to complete...
    
    Impact: ...so I must head back
       to France!
    
    Impact: If you need me again,
       Au Revoir!
    
     [Festival Village]
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Ask the Collector of [Zazen Town],
       plasma!
    
     [Zazen Town]
    
    Benkei: What is it today?
    
    Yae: Excuse me, Mr. Benkei,
       I'd like to ask you
       something...
    
    Yae: Would you not have something
       called a Miracle Item?
    
    Benkei: Huh?
       A Miracle...?
    
       No, I'm sorry,
       I don't have any such thing.
    
       But maybe he would have it...
    
    Ebisumaru: Uh-huh,
       and who could that be?
    
    Benkei: Well, there is the collector
       with a collection even
       greater than mine...
    
       ...I believe his name
       was [Kihachi].
    
    Yae: Where could we find
       this Mr. Kihachi?
    
    Benkei: He lives on
       the [Center Pond]
       of Zazen Town!
    
    Benkei: Hmmm...
       I can't lose to Kihachi!
    
       I must build on my collection!
    
     [Kihachi]
       What'd you say?
    
       What do you want with me,
       the might water imp Kihachi?
    
    Yae: I'm sorry to bother you...
    
    Yae: But do you remember
       picking up an unusual item
       around here?
    
    Kihachi: Hmmm...
       Maybe you're referring to
       this odd item I picked up
       the other day?
    
    Goemon: Is that a fact?
       If that's true,
       can you give it to us?
    
    Kihachi: Get real!
       You don't just ask to
       get something for nothing!
    
    Kihachi: Try carving the word
       "WORLD" in that piece
       of rock...
    
    Kihachi: And tell me out loud
       what you have...
    
    Ebisumaru: Hey, that's pretty
       tough, it's no easy task
       to carve "WORLD" on
       here!
    
    Goemon: It's a tough world! (laughs)
    
    Kihachi: In any case,
       I can't just go around
       giving away parts of my
       valuable collection.
    
    Yae: Please reconsider.
       We really need that item.
    
    Kihachi: Hmmmmmm...
    
    Kihachi: It's so hard to say no
       to someone so cute
       as you. (laughs)
    
    Kihachi: All right!
       I'll give it to you
       if you bring me
       my favorite food.
    
    Ebisumaru: Your favorite food?
    
    Kihachi: Yes!
       My favourite food!
    
    Kihachi: Farewell!
    
    Kihachi: Cucumber...
    
     [Old Woman]
       I know, I know!
    
       You've come to ask about
       Kihachi's favorite food, right?
    
       The best person to ask is
       the priest at the Golden Temple!
    
       You should be able to find
       something out there...
    
       Oh, right, before you go,
       let me give you some things
       you can use!
    
     [System]
       Goemon receives,
          [Fish Rice Balls],
          [Golden Armor] and
          [Golden Helmet]!
    
     [Woman]
       The son of the priest at
       the Golden Temple makes
       really good cucumbers...
    
       If you want to meet [the son],
       you should ask the priest
       where you could find him.
    
     [Messenger]
       I became a messenger so that
       I could strengthen my legs,
       to jump greater heights!
    
       Ever since I was a child,
       I've always wanted to light up
       the Big Sacred Fire!
    
     [Woman]
       Kihachi loves the cucumber
       made by the son of the priest
       at the Oolden Temple...
    
       On the other hand,
       he doesn't like cockroaches...
    
       ...
       ...
    
       Well, I don't know anyone
       who does!
    
     [Old Man]
       By using my Super Memory,
       I remember that...
    
       while gazing up at
       the Big Sacred Fire,
       Kihachi, the water imp...
    
       was eating the cucumber
       made by the son of the priest!
    
     [Woman]
       Kihachi's not my type!
    
       Oh, you're not asking
       if I like Kihachi?
       You're asking me what Kihachi
       likes?
    
       Um, ah, wait!
       I had no idea you were...
    
       ...
    
       ...uh, anyway,
       I've got no idea!
    
     [Dog]
       Kihachi was always eating
       this green long thing, arf!
    
    Chiyomaru: Kihachi would often
       come to this Creek and...
    
       force me to eat some
       cucumbers...
    
     [Man]
       You want to know Kihachi's
       favorite food?
    
       That would be the cucumber
       made by the son of the priest
       of the Golden Temple!
    
     [Woman]
       If you want to know what
       Kihiachi's favourite food is,
       you should go see the priest
       at the Golden Temple.
    
     [Boy]
       You have something to ask me?
          Who is Kihachi?
          What's Kihachi's favorite food?
    
       Well, it's a bit complicated...
    
       He was saying something
       about popping up at the end
       of the game and running off
       with the best part!
    
       I know!
    
       He was at the Center Pond
       crunching on [cucumber]
       made by the son of the priest.
    
     [Young Man]
       Kihachi?!
    
       I can't stand his guts!
    
       He replaces the octopus with
       cucumber!
    
       If he does that, they're
       no longer octopus dumplings!
       They're cucumber dumplings!
    
     [Boy]
       A water imp loves cucumber!
    
       Kihachi, in particular,
       loves the cucumber made by
       the son of the priest at
       the Golden Temple!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       To climb the extremely high step
       of Mt. Kyoigatake, and meet
       the cucumber-making expert,
    
       you need to train to obtain
       the technique to increase your
       power to jump, plasma!
    
       Ask the [Priest] of
       the Golden Temple, plasma!
    
     [Guard]
       Kihachi's favorite food...?
    
       Well it doesn't seem to be
       Gigantic Robots.
    
     [Young Man]
       The Big Sacred Fire is above
       here!
    
       But you have to take a big jump
       to get up there!
    
    Priest: So, you've come to
       listen to my sermon?
          No, no, no. Where is your son?
          We could save that for next...
    
    Priest: What?
       you want to see my son?
    
       My son's gone to watch
       the Big Sacred Fire...
    
       You'll find him at [Mt. Nyoigatake],
       next to this Temple.
    
    Yae: So, we can meet him
       at Mt. Nyoigatake?
    
    Priest: Tsk, Tsk...
       It won't be quite
       that simple.
    
       To get to the [Big Fire] of
       Mt. Nyoigatake...
    
       Only those with extensive
       training, who can jump
       unimaginable heights,
       will be able to proceed.
    
       Do you think you could do
       that?
          I'll try.
          I hate training.
    
       Youngsters today are all
       a bunch of wimps...
    
       Have you changed your mind
       yet about the training?
          I'll try.
          No, no, no...
    
       Wow!
       I admire your spirit!
    
       Let's begin with the training
       then!
    
       In [Bizen] of
       the Chugoku Region, there is
       a locked warehouse...
    
       Inside that warehouse is
       a training gym, and here is
       the [key] to the gym.
    
       OK!
       This is the key that will
       open the training gym.
    
       Don't give up!
    
     [System]
       Goemon and allies
          receive the [Key to Training]!
    
       If you don't want to
       listen, just say you
       don't want to listen!
    
    Priest: You'll be in
       the warehouse at
       [Bizen] during the whole
       time you're training!
    
       I wonder if you have the guts
       to overcome the training...
    
     [Bizen]
    
     [Trainer]
       Good of you to come!
    
       This is where you will train to
       develop your legs and ankles,
       and become a Super Jumper!
    
       Have you come to take on
       this training?
    
       Is that so?
       I'm too busy to be dealing
       with jokers like you anyway!
    
       Hmmm.
       It wouldn't be for you...
    
       It's got to be someone with
       Triangular eyebrows and
       a round head.
    
       I'll show you to the Training Gym.
    
    Narrator: I will now explain the training!
    
    Narrator: You will jump from
       foothold to foothold
       around the pillar, within
       a specified time limit!
    
    Narrator: You have completed your
       training when you reach
       the goal at the very top.
    
    Narrator: Jump over the footholds
       that will move!
       Try your best to finish
       within the time limit!
    
    Narrator: Ready, set...
    
    Narrator:
       Start!
    
     [Trainer]
       Bravo!
       From now on, you can call
       yourself a Super Jumper!
    
     [System]
       Sasuke obtains
          the [Flying] magic powers!
    
       Using the Super Jump, you can
       go to high places that were
       previously unreachable!
    
     [Trainer]
       Jumping is my life,
       it's all I've known!
    
     [Zazen Town]
    
    Kihachi: Cucumber that
       the priest's son makes...
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Use the [Flying] magic powers
       to climb on to the steps
       of Mt. Nyoigatake.
    
       There you'll meet the son of
       the priest, plasma!
    
    Priest: Hmm!
       You're pretty good.
    
       To commemorate this occasion,
       how about an autograph from me?
    
    Son: What?
       You've come all the way here...
    
    Son: So what do you want?
       To see the Big Sacred Fire...
       Do you have Kihachi's favorite?
    
    Son: Well, beautiful isn't it!
    
    Son: To be able to watch with
       such a cute girl!
    
    Son: Ah?
       About the cucumber?
    
       Oh, did you want some of
       the cucumber I grew?
          Yes!
          No, I won't bother.
    
       I didn't think so.
       You don't look like
       a water imp to me.
    
    Son: So you want my cucumbers
       after all?
          Yes!
          No thanks.
    
       Okay, I'll sell it to you for 800 ryo!
       Do you want it even at that price?
          Yeah!
          What?! That's too much!!
    
    Son: If you can't appreciate
       the value of my cucumbers,
       you can leave right now!
    
    Son: You've made a wise purchase!
    
    Son: Here you go.
    
     [System]
       Goemon and allies
          receive [Quality Cucumber]!
    
    Son: I already sold you cucumbers!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Go! Take those Cucumbers
       you have to Kihachi, plasma!
    
    Kihachi: Yes! That's it!
    
     [System]
       Goemon and allies trade their
       quality cucumber with
       Kihachi's [Miracle Item].
    
       Goemon and allies
       receive the [Miracle Snow],
          shaped like a snow flake.
    
    Kihachi: Farewell!
    
    Kihachi: Eating cucumber
       while watching
       the Big Sacred Fire..
    
    Kihachi: Nothing could match
       this...
    
     [Stone Circle]
    
    Goemon: There!
       We now have all
       the Miracle Items!
    
    Goemon: Take us to outer space!
    
    Pemopemo God:
       I am the Pemopemo God...
    
    Pemopemo God:
       Let me warn you that once
       you go to outer space, you
       may never be able to return.
    
    Pemopemo God: Will you still go...?
       Yes, we will!
       No, we're not going...
    
    Pemopemo God:
       Come back when you get
       the courage to go.
    
    Pemopemo God:
       I commend you for your
       courage!
    
     [Kyushu]
    
     [Gorgeous
       Musical Castle]
    
     [Man]
       This is where Sogen Town
       of [Bizen] used to be!
    
       It's become so strange,
       it makes you want to yell
       "This is nothing like Kyushu!"
       Boo-hoo.
    
     [Woman]
       The Peach Mountain musical is
       on twice a day
          - at 1:00 and 5:00 p.m.
    
       It's always the same content,
       but I keep on seeing it anyway.
    
     [Boy]
       When I woke up in the morning,
       the town looked so different!
    
       Well,
       it doesn't really matter to me.
    
     [Man]
       Our [Sogen Town] has become
       what it is now in an instant.
    
       I've got no idea how we're
       going to be able to manage
       from now on.
    
     [Man]
       This area is terrible for business,
       nobody comes here.
    
       I should just give up
       being a merchant and
       become a Musical Star!
    
     [Woman]
       I saw Peach Mountain shoguns
       musical yesterday as well!
    
       Dancin' is just great!
    
     [Innkeeper]
       The room is prepared so that
       you can at least sleep in it.
    
       You can relax in this room
       to a certain extent.
    
       The room is gorgeous!
       Wonderful! Fantastic!
    
     [Young Man]
       Do the young women prefer
       flashy men like...
       that Dancin' guy?
    
       Maybe I should be wearing
       makekup myself.
    
    Restaurant: Welcome!
       What will you have?
          Sponge Cake 15
          Round Radish 25
          Chanpon Noodles 45
    
       So sweet it will make your cheeks
       melt.
    
       A soft and sweet snack from
       the Netherlands.
    
       Wow, a fat, healthy radish!
    
       It's a super huge radish!
    
       Delicious noodles with plenty
       of vegetables.
    
       Lots o' vegetables,
       lots o' seafood.
    
     [Old Man]
       All the young women seem to
       be going to the Peach Mountain
       Musical quite often.
    
       I wonder if it's the same in
       other towns as well?
    
     [Girl]
       Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
    
       How's my imitation?
       Don't I sound just like Kitty Lily!
    
       Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
       ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
       ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
       ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
    
       How's my imitation?
       Don't I sound just like
       Spring Breeze Dancin'!
    
       PLASMA!!
    
       Woops! My mistake!
    
    Omitsu: Oh! Goemon!
    
    Goemon: OMITSU!
    
    Goemon: I'm glad you're okay!
    
    Goemon: I didn't know what would
       happen when I saw Kyushu
       flying away.
    
    Omitsu: It surprised me at the
       time, but I'm all right.
       I'm sorry to have
       worried you.
    
    Yae: But to see all of Kyushu
       in this state.
    
    Goemon: Peach Mountain's
       Instant Stage Beam's power
       has increased!
    
    Sasuke: We've got to do
       something quickly!
    
    Sasuke: Just imagine if they
       continued to do
       this to all of Japan!
    
    Ebisumaru: That's right!
       By the way,
       I wonder where
       Dancin' and Lily are?
    
    Omitsu: I heard that they were
       behind the doors right
       ahead of us.
    
    Omitsu: But the door's rigid and
       cannot be opened easily.
    
    Ebisumaru: Then I'll huff,
       and I'll puff,
       and I'll blow
       the door down. (laugh)
    
    Sasuke: We've got no time
       for dumb jokes!(laugh)
    
    Omitsu: I know!
    
    Omitsu: I know someone who could
       help us.
    
    Goemon: Who?!
    
    Omitsu: I'm sure...
       he's at the restaurant.
    
    Omitsu: I'm sure we can find
       the person who can help
       us at the restaurant.
    
    Wise Man:: Hey! Goemon, it's you!
    
    Goemon: What?! Wise Man!
    
    Sasuke: It is!
       It's my ol' man, Wise Man!
       I am just overjoyed to
       see you!
    
    Goemon: But I thought
       Wise Man died.
    
    Wise Man: You couldn't be further
       from the truth!
       Just look at me,
       I'm as healthy as ever!
    
    Goemon: Then who was the spirit
       the Witch called for us? (laughs)
    
    Yae: Yes, there is something
       strange about that,
       but let's not worry
       about it now. (laughs)
    
    Yae: But what are you doing here?!
    
    Wise Man: Well... I was caught by
       the Peach Mountain guys.
    
    Wise Man: And... I gave them
       Mechanical Robots and
       an Instant Stage Beam...
    
    Wise Man: Well... in exchange for
       a muscle car poster and
       five car magazines... (laughs)
    
    Goemon: ...
       What?!
    
    Wise Man: Oh, ah, I mean
       I strongly resisted
       but they forced me
       to make them. (laughs)
    
    Ebisumaru: Well it all makes sense
       then, the mechanics
       seemed so familiar.
    
    Wise Man: I don't know
       what to say.
    
    Goemon: But that's strange.
       If they kidnapped you,
       what reason did they have
       to blow up your home?
    
    Wise Man: What did you just say?!
       My house has been
       blown up?!
    
    Wise Man: Grrrr!
       All those car magazines
       I collected over the years!
    
    Wise Man: Who could do such
       a thing?!
    
    Ebisumaru: We believe
       it was probably
       the Peach Mountain guys.
    
    Sasuke: ..
    
    Wise Man: I will not forgive them.
    
    Wise Man: Hand me your [Weapons].
    
    Wise Man: Here, take this!
    
     [System]
       The power of the weapons
       belonging to Goemon and the allies
          has increased to [Level 3]!
    
       With these weapons,
       even rigid doors can be destroyed!
    
    Ebisumaru: Don't you feel
       our journey is taking
       some wild turns?! (laughs)
    
    Wise Man: Go get 'em!
       Take revenge for my poor
       car magazines.
    
    Omitsu: Good luck, everyone!
    
     [Gorgeous Music Castle]
    
     [Peach Mountain Main Hall]
        Entrance
    
    Dancin': Welcome!
    
    Lily: Welcome to our stage,
       la, la...
    
    Dancin': Fernandez!
    
    Goemon: I'm not Fernandez!
    
    Dancin': Behave yourself!
       This will be your last
       stop anyway!!
    
    Goemon: What do you mean?!
    
    Dancin': Today is the day
       you get to...
    
    Dancin': ...experience our..
    
       Secret Powers!
    
    Ebisumaru: What's this extra
       confidence I sense? (laughs)
    
    Yae: I don't know what secret
       powers they say they have,
       but they can't defeat us!
    
    Sasuke: Yes, you're right!
       I don't see any way that
       they can beat us!
    
    Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
    
    Lily: Don't be so
       sure of yourselves!
    
    Dancin': All we have to do is join
       our two forces together,
       la, la!
    
    Lily: And it will be history for...
    
    Lily:
       You guys!
    
    Dancin': Starting right now,
       we will make you our...
    
    Dancin': Die hard fans, yes...
    
    Dancin':
       Die hard fans!
    
    Goemon: What?! (laughs)
    
    Lily: Listen, la, la!
       To this so-ong, la, la...!
    
    Dancin': Observe, la, la!
       The dance, la, la...!
    
    Dancin': Of
       the Peach Mountain Shoguns,
          la, la...!
    
     [Gorgeous My Stage]
    
       [Dancin']
          All you sheep in
             search of a shepherd
    
       [Lily]
          Look up
    
       [Dancin']
          To my Stage
    
       Gorgeous
    
       My Stage
    
       Like a rose that blooms in nature
    
       That sweet scent
    
       Melody to surround us
          (Sweet Me-mory)
    
       As our dream continues
    
       Tonight
    
       Oh! Gorgeous my,
    
       My Stage!
    
       (Applause)
    
    Goemon: Whew!
       What was that...
    
    Ebisumaru: I, I can't believe it...
    
    Ebisumaru: I don't know...
       but I think I'm...
       becoming a die hard fan...
       of Dancin' and Lily...
    
    Yae: Come on!
       Open your eyes!
    
    Sasuke: Hey, where did Dancin'
       and the guys go!?
    
    Yae: What the...?!
    
     [System]
       T minus 120 seconds...
    
    Goemon: Swine!
       They re-activated
       the time bomb, and ran! (laughs)
    
     [System]
       T minus 100 seconds...
    
    Goemon: I'm not letting
       them escape!
    
    Dancin': That...
    
       that cannot be... Me,
       a big star, lose like this?
    
    Lily: Awwwww!
    
    Dancin':
       But Fernandez!
    
       Don't think for a moment
       that you have won!
    
       As long as the Instant Stage
       Beam remains in our control,
    
       I'm certain we'll one day turn
       Japan into a gorgeous stage...
    
    Goemon: Shut up!
    
       Your evil plans will end
       as of now!
    
       And my name is not
       Fernandez!
    
       It's Goemon!
    
       Go get him!
    
       IMPACT!!!
    
    Goemon: There!
       How does that feel?
    
    Sasuke: Look at how far he has
       flown through...
    
       ...now he has really become
       a STAR in outer space!
    
    Goemon: Okay!
       I'm headed home!
    
    Goemon: Now, Japan will be
       peaceful again!
    
    Sasuke: But Goemon...
    
       what shall we do with Kyushu,
       still in outer space?
    
    Goemon: Whoops!!
    
       I forgot about that!
       Omitsu's still there...
    
    Ebisumaru: Ahoy!
    
       That looks like Kyushu
       over there!
    
    Yae: Yes, I see it too!
    
    Yae: I'd say that the time bomb
       set by Dancin'...
    
       happened to just take out the
       Control Device of that Castle.
    
    Goemon / Ebisumaru:
       Too good to be true...
    
    Sasuke: Oh, but first...
    
       we must go to pick up my ol' man
       and Omitsu.
    
    Goemon: Oh yeah!
       You're right!
    
    Ebisumaru: Well,
       should we get going!?
    
    Goemon: Mmm?
       Wait, what's that?
    
    Girls: Scream! Screeeeaam!
    
    Ebisumaru: Look there!
       Goemon!
    
       Look at all those cute girls!
    
    Goemon: Well, ah, of course!
    
       We're the heroes that saved
       Japan rom the Peach Mountain!
    
    Yae: But why is this the first
       time they've been so happy?
    
    Goemon: Well, it must have
       something to do with them...
    
       finally noticing my good looks!
    
    Goemon: Hey, hey!
       Everyone just calm down!
    
    Ebisumaru: Everone here wanting
       my autograph, start a line here.
    
       Nyo-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!
    
    Yae: Hmmm...
    
       don't you think these girls
       are acting kind of strange?
    
    Goemon / Ebisumaru: What?
    
    GirlA: Hey! You guys!!
    
       What have you done to Dancin'?!
    
    GirlB: The oh-so-beautiful song
       and dance of Dancin' and Lily...
    
       we won't be able to see them.
       Thanks to you! You little...
    
    All:
       Gasp!
    
    Ebisumaru: I can't believe this!
    
     [Credits]
    
     MYSTICAL NINJA Staff
    
       CHIEF DIRECTOR
     Etsunobu Ebisu
    
       PLANNER
     Keita Kawaminami
     Madoka Yamauchi
    
       SCENARIO
     Keita Kawaminami
    
       PROGRAM DIRECTOR
     Etsunobu Ebisu
    
       SYSTEM PROGRAM
     Makoto Yamaguchi
    
       PLAYER PROGRAM
     Kouichi Yagi
     Makoto Yamaguchi
    
       ENEMY PROGORAM
     Osumu Maruyama
     Katsuma Kashiwagi
     Kenya Maeda
    
       EVENT & DEMO PROGRAM
     Noriyuki Gonda
     Masaru Moriwaki
     Masahiro Yamamoto
    
       BOMBER PROGRAM
     Takayuki Inoue
    
       IMPACTBOSS PROGRAM
     Tomoharu Okutani
    
       DESIGN DIRECTOR
     Madoka Yamauchi
    
       PLAYER DESIGN
     Kazue Hamagaki
     Madoka Yamauchi
    
       ENEMY DESIGN
     Kazue Hamagaki
     Kazuhiro Hiruo
     Tomomi Maeda
    
       FIELD DESIGN
     Mikayo Suenaga
     Tae Yabu
     Keiko Ohashi
     Terue Hayashi
    
       FIELD DESIGN
     Rumiko Matsumoto
     Kazuhiro Hiruo
     Mika Nakasako
    
       SUBGAME DESIGN
     Mikayo Suenaga
     Mika Nakasako
     Terue Hayashi
     Keiko Ohashi
    
       BOMBER DESIGN
     Tomomi Maeda
     Keiko Ohashi
    
       IMPACTBOSS DESIGN
     Mika Nakasako
     Madoka Yamauchi
    
       SOUND DIRECTOR
     Tomoya Tomita
    
       SOUND EFFECT
     Ayumu Kashizaki
    
       COMPOSER
     Shigeru Araki
     Kato Yusuke
     Saiko Miki
     Yasumasa Kitagawa
    
       DESIGN DIRECTION
     Kazuhiro Namba
     Narutoshi Yamaoka
     Satoko Naito
     Takashi Kakuta
     Kiyoko Kanaji
    
     The Theme of "MYSTICAL NINJA"
       Song: Hironobu Kageyama
    
     "Gorgeous my stage"
       Song: Toshihiro Tachibana
       Etsuyo Ota
    
     "I am Impact!"
       Song: Ichiro Mizuki
    
       VOICE ACTORS
     Shinichiro Ota
     Kenichi Ogata
     Junko Hori
     Rumi Kasahara
     Kotono Mitsuishi
     Koichi Yamadera
     Chafurin
    
       SPECIAL THANKS
     Takeo Yakushiji
     Ai Fukuyama
     Daisuke Torii
     Ikuo Shibuya
     Takashi Yoshida
        (IZM)
     Tomoharu Morisawa
     Takahiro Nakajima
     Masahiko Kimura
     Hideto Inoue
     Takashi Sasugano
        (KME)
    
       SOUND PRODUCER
     Kazuhiko Uehara
    
       PRODUCER
     Shigeharu Umezaki
    
       EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
     Kuniaki Kinoshita
    
       PRESENTED BY
     (Konami Entertainment Company of Osaka)
    
     KCEO
     DEVEOPED BY
     KONAMI COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT OSAKA Co., Ltd.
    
     KONAMI
     1998 KONAMI ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
    
     Congratulations
        on completeing the game!
    
     The number of Fortune Dolls you collected
    
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    3.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script (asterisks)
    -------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
     [Opening Song]
       Fight on... Fight on...
       Never giving up
       Let's start our journey as
       we whistle along
       Going now
    
       Well, look at the sky
       Peeping through the clouds
       You can see, just how
       big the sky really is
    
       Even if the harsh winds
       were to take you away
       live your life the way YOU want it,
       that is the destiny for many
    
       Fight on... Fight on...
       There is more than one dream,
       if we reach for it hard enough...
       TAKE A CHANCE!
    
       Fight on... Fight on...
       Never giving up
       Let's start our journey as
       we whistle along
       Going now
    
     [Oedo Town]
    
    Store Manager: What are you guys doing?
       Leave right now!
    
    Store Manager: Never come again,
       you punks!
    
    Goemon: Ebisumaru!
       Why,
       you've taken all your *clothes off*!
    
    Ebisumaru: I thought that I could
       negotiate a *discount*...
       with my *hypnotic dance*.
    
    Goemon: Discount?!
       We've been thrown out of the store
       because of your dance.
    
    Ebisumaru: He just couldn't
       understand the *beauty* in...
       **me!**
    
    Goemon: You worry me.
    
    Goemon: What, what's happening!
    
    Ebisumaru: Huh?!
    
    Goemon: What was that great
       big thing just now?
    
    Ebisumaru: Goemon!
       Isn't that the direction to
       *Oedo Castle*?
    
    Baron: I've arrived at my destination!
    
    Mystery Man:
       Hmm! Let's first attack this castle!
    
    Mystery Woman:
       O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
    
    Lord: Well, well, well.
       Isn't it so peaceful here.
    
    Princess Yuki: *Wait*!
       What's that commotion outside?
    
    Lord:
    
       *WHAT'S GOING ON!!*
    
    Mystery Man: If we just proceed
       with our cunning *plans*.
    
       Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
       huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!
    
    Goemon: Oh no, Oedo Castle.
    
    Ebisumaru: The *Lord's place* again?
    
       It's been really nightmare for
       them recently.
    
    Goemon: In any case, we can't
       just sit around here!
    
       Follow me, Ebisumaru!
    
    Ebisumaru: *Wait for me*, Goemon!
    
       I haven't changed yet!
       Give me a moment to go home and
       get changed into something decent.
    
    Goemon: Aw, heck.
    
       Well, hurry up.
    
     [Oedo Town]
    
    Goemon: *I'm ready! Let's go!*
    
     [Woman]
       When the UFO comes,
       there is a huge commotion
       all over the place...
    
       Someone new will be moving into
       the tenements.
    
       What? When's that?
    
       Sorry!
       Even I don't know that.
    
     [Girl]
       Just now, Oedo Castle was hit
       by a mysterious beam,
       turning it into *European Castle*.
    
       If that beam hit me...
    
       Would it turn me into a model
       EU citizen?
    
     [Boy]
       All right!!
           The aliens! The aliens!
               The aliens! The aliens!
    
     [Old Man]
       What? *A UFO*?
    
       What do you mean?
       I'm *85* years old you know!
    
     [Sign]
       [Goemon
             Tenements]
    
     [Man]
       *Mokubei* used to live next door
       to us...
    
       He was a *pipe maker*,
       but he moved to *Mt. Fuji*...
    
       That's why nobody lives next door.
    
     [Man]
       As I said, nobody lives next door!
    
       Mokubei, the *pipe maker*,
       has moved to the *Mt. Fuji*.
    
     [Man]
       My cousin lives two houses down,
       so don't pay any attention
       if you hear the same thing!
    
     [Old Woman]
       There seems to be some kind of
       commotion again...
    
       Does that mean your adventures
       are about to begin?
    
       A new start for
                   "*MYSTICAL NINJA*"!
    
     [Young Woman]
       There seems to be some
       commotion going on outside...
    
       I wonder what's going on!
    
       But I get frightened easily,
       so I'm afraid to go and see.
    
       Still,
       I can't help but take a look.
    
     [Young Man]
       I don't know if you saw a UFO
       or a bird, but it's nothing to
       make a big fuss over.
    
       **HECK!**
    
    Officer: Yes?
             What's the matter?
    
       I want to know the way to...
       Who are you?
    
       Where do you want to go?
          Which way to [Oedo Castle]?
          The way to [Mt. Fuji]?
          Where is the [checkpoint]?
    
       You can get to *Oedo Castle* by
       passing through *this gate* and over
       the *Nihon Bashi Bridge*.
    
       To get to *Mt. Fuji*,
       you must pass through
       *the gate with the red pillars*
       near the [Thunder Gate]...
    
       This will lead you to
       *the fortune teller*,
       where you must turn
       the corner and go straight.
    
       There you'll find
       the [Kai Highway], which will lead
       you directly to *Mt. Fuji*.
    
       To get to the *checkpoint*,
       go through the *large gate* in
       the shopping district.
    
       In order to defend
       the *peace* and *justice* of
       this town...
    
       I have altered my body to
       become...
    
       Your hero and supercop
                     "*Robo Officer*"!
    
     [Traveler]
       Is this bridge the actual
       *Nihon Bashi Bridge*?
    
       I must say it is a beautiful
       bridge, fit for the honour
       of Oedo.
    
     [Young Woman]
       I was just there, but...
    
       *The bridge* that leads to
       Oedo Castle has been destroyed,
       so no one can get in!
    
       Now, what's going to happen!
    
                   *...to be continued.*
    
     [Sign]
       [Oedo Castle /
                    Main Gate]
    
     [Sign]
       Emergency [*Star Block*] In Use.
    
          (You can get through by
               using the *Chain Pipe*)
    
     [Sign]
       Front of Castle /
                *Police Box*
    
     [Guard]
       It is impossible to enter
       Oedo Castle!
    
       However,
       there should be a "*Star Block*"
       set for emergency use...
    
       You should be able to move
       forward if you have the chain
       device used by *Mokubei*,
       the *Pipe maker*.
    
     [Young Man]
       Auggghhhhh!
    
       I can feel my "Blood" rushing!
    
       I want to totally master
       the art of swordmanship.
    
     [Boy]
       The officer's duty is to defend
       the peace of this town.
    
       By the way, I have no job!
    
     [Man]
       *Mokubei* the *pipe maker*, who moved
       to [*Mt. Fuji*], is a UFO maniac.
    
       But for a UFO to appear after
       he moved...?
    
       I should have taped it for him on
       a video camera.
    
    Officer: Anyone planning to
             cause trouble...
    
             will fall victom to
             my *Atomic Stick*!
    
     [Old Man]
       No matter what happens,
       I'll be sure to go to
       the *Thunder Gate*!
       That is the way of my life.
    
     [Man]
       That huge *peach* that just came
       flying...
    
       What in the world was that?!
    
       Who in the world is going to eat
       such a huge *peach*!
    
     [Messenger]
       Pant! Pant!
       This is a *warning* from
       the messenger!
    
       If you're going to save
       an *Adventure Diary*,
       go to the [*Inn*].
    
       As long as you keep
       an *Adventure Diary*, you can keep
       *save* ofa ll your adventures
       up to now! Gotta go!
    
     [Girl]
       What's the fuss?
       Everyone's in a tizzy over some
       Flying Peach...
    
       You won't be able to steal my
       heart using just a Flying Peach!
    
     [Boy]
       Hee, hee, hee...
       In this world,
       there exist *fortune dolls*
       that bring you happiness.
    
       If you find one, take it,
       no matter what!
    
     [Woman]
       If you're going on an adventure,
       it would be wise to purchase
       an *item* at the *general store*.
    
       It will comein handy
       when certain emergencies arise.
    
     [Dog]
       Arf, arf!
            Help me!
                 Arf, arf!
    
       I'd better hurry up and
       hide somewhere, or else they'll
       take me in their UFO...
    
       It scares me just to think
       about it.
    
     [Man]
       It's *a UFO*!
       It's *a Flying Peach*!
    
       This has got to be
       the Alien Invasion!
    
       I'll bet whoever's riding that UFO
       is speaking kinda peachy.
    
     [Woman]
       This is *Oedo Town*!
    
       It's where the real Edo people
       live!
    
     [Fat Man]
       Hey!
       So you're here to find out
       what I have to say!
    
       Listen, whenever you visit
       a town or a village...
    
       gather your information by
       listening to what the people
       have to say.
    
       That is important for you to
       complete this game!
    
     [System]
       [Coffee Shop /
               *Viva! Oedo!*]
    
     [Man]
       *Omitsu* is the cutest girl
       I've ever seen...
    
       When our eyes meet even for
       a brief moment...
    
       **It's magic!**
    
     [Old Man]
       I just can't settle down until
       I eat and eat and eat.
    
       So...
    
       I'll have some *Kiwi Dumpling*,
       *Iced Tea*, *Custard Rice Cake*,
       and some *Cinnamon Rice Crackers*.
    
       ...
    
       Woops,
       I forgot my *wallet*!
    
    Omitsu: What's going on out there?
    
    Goemon: A strange *UFO* has
            come to town!
    
    Omitsu: *A UFO*?
    
    Omitsu: You mean like
            a *flying saucer*?
    
    Omitsu: Does that mean
            the *aliens* have come?
    
    Omitsu: Will the *aliens* come to
            our coffee shop and
            try some of our *dumplings*?
    
    Omitsu: Good thing I studied
            the *alien language*,
            just for such an occasion.
    
     [Old Woman]
       How can I help you?
    
          I've come to see Omitsu...
          I've come to order pizza.
    
       I don't doubt it...
       *Omitsu* is the beauty of
       this town.
    
       We've got no such thing!
    
     [Man]
       This Coffee Shop says
       you have to drink your coffee
       while standing up?!
    
       But that's okay,
       because this is where *Omitsu*
       the most beautiful woman
       in town works!
    
     [Man]
       If it's what *Omitsu* wants,
       I'll drink my coffee standing up.
       I'll even drink it upside down,
       I don't care!
    
    Restaurant: *Oh! Hello!*
                What is it going to be today?
    
       Dumplings 15
       Oden 25
       Sushi 45
    
       3 coloured dumplings,
       not too sweet.
    
       It's great for a desserts!
    
       Your Strength Gauge will
       increase to *2 points*!
          Mmm, that's what I want!
          That's not what I want.
    
       The soup is well absorbed by
       the Oden!
    
       The traditional hot dish of
       Japan!
    
       Your Strength Gauge will
       increase by *3 points*!
    
       The best Sushi in town!
    
       It's fresh Sushi from
       the Edo area!
    
       Your Strength Gauge will
       increase by *5 points*!
    
       Thank you!
       Can I get you another one?
          Yes.
          I've had enough.
    
       Your Strength Gauge is
       completely full.
    
    Restaurant: So what will it be?
    
       Please come again!
    
     [Fat Man]
       I've stopped dieting just now!
    
    General Store: *Welcome*.
       Are you looking for something?
    
          Plain Rice Balls 50
          Plum Rice Balls 120
    
       This automatically recovers your
       strength to *4 points* whenever
       it reaches 0.
          I want that.
          No thanks...
    
       This automatically recovers your
       strength to *10 points* whenever
       it reaches 0.
    
       Sorry,
       but you don't have enough money.
    
       Excuse me, but you seem to
       already have that item.
    
    General Store: Are you looking
       for something else?
    
       Thank you very much!
       Are you still looking for
       something else?
          Yes.
          That will be all.
    
       Please come again.
    
    General Store: *Welcome*.
       Are you looking for something?
    
          Sombrero 50
          Straw Raincot 80
          Metal Armour 200
    
       With this you could defend
       yourself by resisting *3 shots* from
       the *enemy*.
    
       This will defend you against
       *3 attacks* from the *enemy*.
    
       This will defend you against
       *5 attacks* from the *enemy*.
    
    General Store:
       So what would you like?
    
       Thank you very much!
       Are you still looking for
       something?
    
    Inn: *Welcome*.
    
       What brings you here today?
          Spend the night
          Adventure Diary
          Nothing
    
       Your Strength Gauge is
       completely full.
          I will not spend the night.
          I still wish to spend the night!
    
       I see. Well, please come again.
    
       Which room would you like?
          Bronze Room 60
          Silver Room 100
          Gold Suite 200
    
       It's old and battered, but what
       can I say, it's our cheapest room.
          That's where I'll stay!
          No, I've changed my mind.
    
       It's basically your average room,
       and at a very competitive rate.
    
       You're in for a night of your life.
    
       I'll show you to your room.
    
       I'm terribly sorry to point
       this out, but you do not have
       enough money.
    
       Good Morning.
       We look forward to seeing you
       again.
    
       Very well!
       Your game will now be saved
       in the *Adventure Diary*.
    
       Please press the [*A* Button]
       when you are ready.
    
       (the [*B* Button] will cancel)
    
       Your game has been saved
       in the *Adventure Diary*.
    
       Please come again.
    
       I see. Well, please come again.
    
    Gate keeper: Woo-oooooooow!
    
       *The automatic closing device* has
       been activated on the gate.
       It will no longer open!
    
       What the...!
       Something serious is taking place
       at *Oedo Castle*!
    
    Gate keeper: Well,
         the only way to pass
         this checkpoint...
    
         ...is to get *the Super Pass*
         from *the Lord*.
    
     [Old Man]
       I've come to climb *Mt. Fuji*...
    
       The officer told me I could get
       there from around the cornre by
       the *fortune teller's*.
    
     [Man]
       I worry, I worry so, I worry...
    
       When something worries you like
       this, the best thing to do is go
       see a *fortune teller*.
    
       With the *Plasma Power*,
       your worries will fade away.
    
     [Sign]
       *Fortune teller*
                ahead!!
    
     [Sign]
       Mt. Fuji to
                *the west*!
    
    Chuppy: Aw, I'm tired...
       I just want to hurry up and
       eat, and get to bed, arf!
    
    Chuppy: I'm so tired, arf!
    
     [Man]
       A UFO?
    
       Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
    
       But, isn't our Chuppy such
       a good dog?
    
     [Plasma Man]
       **PLASMA!**
    
    Plasma Man:
           Howdy! Welcome to
           the *Plasma Fortune Teller*.
    
           I will solve your worries
           for *10* ryo, plasma!
              Ah, yes please.
              No, no thank you.
    
           Okay,
           well let's get started!!
    
           Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
           Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
           Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
    
           **PLASMA!**
    
           If you want to enter *Oedo Castle*...
    
           Enter on the *left* hand side
           when you face *this fortune teller*.
    
           That will take you to
           the [Kai Highway] which will
           lead you to *Mt. Fuji*, plasma!
    
           Go ahead then,
           worry for the rest of your life,
           plasma.
    
     [Kai Highway]
    
       [*Kai*
              Highway]
    
     [System]
       Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!
    
       With *three* more, your *Strength
       Gauge* will increase by one!
    
     [Kai's Coffee Shop]
    
       [*Kai's*
                Coffee Shop]
    
    Travel Merchant:
       Hey you! You're a *traveller*!
    
       How would you like
       a *map of Japan* to assist
       you on your voyage?
    
       I'll sell it to you for a discount,
       how about it?
          Yes, I really want it!
          No way! Forget it.
    
       Awesome! I like the way you said that,
       the enthusiasm!
    
       I like people like you, here,
       you can have it, no charge!
    
       All right!
       We'll call *this* a present to you.
    
       Receive [*Map of Japan*]
                     free of charge!
    
       Step outside any building and
       press the *START* Button, you can
       switch to the map and back
       using the *Z* Button.
    
       What kind of way is that to
       talk to someone!
       Unbelievable!
    
    Travel Merchant:
       I hope this trip will be
       a very enjoyable one for you!
    
     [Man]
       Have you heard the least on
       the dancer called *Impact*?!
    
       Apparently he's now a big star
       in the U.S.!
    
       Next he's going to be in a *movie*!
       He's a model of
       the "*American Dream*"!
    
     [Woman]
       Recently, there have been
       *mechanical robots* appearing
       all over the place, attacking
       *travellers* in their path.
    
       You should be careful yourself.
    
     [Old Woman]
       How about some of our
       *stamina dumplings*?
    
       At *30*ryo,
       this will get you motorin'!
          Sure, I'll try some!
          No thanks...
    
       There you go!
       Enjoy!
    
       Your Strength Gauge is
       already full.
    
       Are you sure?
       Well,
       come again when you're hungry.
    
     [Mt. Fuji]
    
     [System]
       The biggest mountain
                   *Mt. Fuji*
    
     [System]
       Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!
    
       With *two* more, your *Strength
       Gauge* will increase by one!
    
     [*Mt. Fuji*]
           Crater
    
     [*Mt. Fuji*]
           Summit
    
    Mokubei: Wow!
       I'm impressed that you
       made it this far!
    
       What do you want from me?
    
          What are you doing here?
          Do you have a good [Pipe]?
    
    Mokubei: I have come to
       the greatest mountain
       in Japan...
    
       so that I could train to become
       *the greatest worker* in Japan!
    
    Mokubei: *Pipe*?
       Let me think...
       well let's see...
    
       ...YES!!
    
       I know!
    
       Take this!
    
       I'm honoured to hand you my *Pipe*!
       It attaches to the *block* with
       the [*Star Mark*]!
    
     [System]
       Goemon
          receives the [*Chain Pipe*]!
    
       With this, it is now possible to
       attach this to the *Star Mark* and
       across large gaps!
    
    Mokubei: Train yourself well...
    
       until the girls cheer for
       you saying
       *"Oh my! That Pipe of you have is
       so fashionable!"*
    
     [Oedo Town]
    
     [System]
       Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!
    
       With *one* more, your *Strength
       Gauge* will increase by one!
    
     [Sign]
       [Oedo Castle / Entrance]
    
       Do you wish to save the game
       in your *Adventure Diary*?
          Yes
          No
    
     [Oedo Castle]
    
     [*Transformed
        Oedo Castle*]
    
     [System]
       Without the *[*Silver Key*]*
          this door will *not open*...
    
       Received the *[*Silver Key*]*!
    
       Received [*Mr. Elly Fant*]!
    
       Now you have access to the *map*
       showing the inside of this castle!
    
       (Press the *START* Button,
       and switch tot he map with
       the *Z* Button)
    
       Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!
    
       Your *Strength Gauge* is
          increased by [*one*]!
    
       Without the *[*Gold Key*]*
          this door will *not open*...
    
       Received the *[*Gold Key*]*!
    
       Received [*Mr. Arrow*]!
    
       Now, the location of the *Boss* will
       appear on the *map*!
    
    Baron: *Soooooo*!
    
    Baron: I was sure I heard
       something down there.
       Was it you guys?!
    
    Goemon: What the?!
       Well,
       who in the world are *you*!
    
    Baron: My name is *Baron*!
    
    Baron: I've come to make
       Oedo Castle a *beautiful
       stage*!
    
    Goemon: *Stage*?
    
    Goemon: What would we need
       a stage for?!
    
    Ebisumaru: Goemon,
       this smells like danger
       to me!
    
    Ebisumaru: Why don't we just grab
       this weirdo by the throat...
    
    Ebisumaru: And beat him up a bit.
    
    Baron: Who are you calling *weirdo*?! (laughs)
    
    Baron: Maybe I'll just have to
       beat you up! (laughs and applause)
    
     [System]
       The King Robot
    
          **CONGO**
    
       Received the *[Miracle Moon]*,
          in the shape of the moon!
    
    Lord: We're safe now,
       thanks to you.
    
    Goemon: Lord, what has become
       of Oedo Castle?
    
    Lord: Suddenly, there was this
       bright light, and next thing
       I know, well, look around
       you.
    
    Ebisumaru: We saw it from
       the outside.
    
    Ebisumaru: The whole castle
       transformed when
       that *Peach Beam* hit.
    
    Princess Yuki: I remember,
      that strange man was yelling
      something like
      "*Instant Stage Beam*!"
    
    Ebisumaru: *Instant......* What?!
    
    Ebisumaru: That's a *strange name*... (laughs)
    
    Goemon: By the way,
       where did that *weirdo* go?!
    
    Princess Yuki: He rushed off
       in an awful hurry.
    
    Lord: I've got a favour to ask
       of you.
    
    Lord: Could you catch the guys
       that did this to Oedo Castle
       for me?
    
    Lord: I beg you!
    
       You bet! We won't let you down!
       Give me a break...
    
    Lord: I've never heard anything
       so sad in my life...
       of all people...
       Goemon the hero... (laughs)
    
    Lord: I beg you once again...
       Pleeaase!
          Oh well, all right!
          I really don't want to...
    
    Lord: I've never heard anything
       so sad in my life...
       of all people...
       Goemon the hero... (awww)
    
    Goemon: We can't let anyone do
       something like this
       and get away with it.
    
    Lord: Good!
       I knew I could count on you!
    
    Lord: Oh, I almost forgot!
       Take this with you!
    
    Lord: As long as you've got this,
       you will be able to open
       the *gate*!
    
     [System]
       Goemon and Ebisumaru receive
          a [*Super Pass*] from the Lord!
    
    Lord: I'm counting on you!
    
     [System]
       Do you wish to save
       the game to this point
       in your *Adventure Diary*?
    
     Very well. Press the [*A* Button]
        when you are ready.
    
     [Oedo Town]
    
     [Young Woman]
       I wonder when that bridge to
       Oedo Castle is going to be fixed?
    
       Maybe I should fix it!
    
          *...to be continued*.
    
     [Merchant]
       I was planning next to go to
       the *Northeast Region*,
       just [*East*] of [*Musashi*],
    
       but someone left
       a *metal chest* in the middle
       of the road...
    
       making it impossible to pass!
    
     [Guard]
       Maybe I should compete against
       Mokubei the Chain Pipe maker,
       and open up a "*Chain Store*".
    
     [Young Man]
       **SHUT UP!**
    
       Edo people are only interested
       in festivals and fights!
    
     [Young Man]
       Auggghhhhh!
    
       To master the art of
       swordmanship, I must first cut
       something with a sword!
    
       I want to cut! Want to cut!
       Wanna cut! Wanna cut!
       Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!
    
     [Boy]
       When I grow up,
       I'm going to be an officer and
       catch all the bad guys!
    
       But I don't want to be
       the one to get caught.
    
     [Old Man]
       I'm in love with
       this *Thunder Gate*!
    
       Why don't we start a society for
       the *Thunder Gate*!
    
     [Man]
       That's right, when my business is
       in the dumps, the first thing I do
       is go see the *fortune teller*.
    
       So when you don't know what
       to do, go see the *fortune teller*.
    
     [Old Man]
       My dream has been to get to
       the top of Mt. Fuji and eat
       rice balls with 100 friends.
    
     [Man]
       Chuppy loves going for walks!
       Like now,
       he'll just keep on walking!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       As you leave the *gate*,
       take the *West* tunnel to [*Iga*],
       plasma!
    
       You shall met
       the [*Wise Man*] there!
    
     [Man]
       It's too bad that Mokubei's
       Pipe shop is no longer here...
    
       so who can we see about UFO?
    
     [Young Man]
       Whaaaat!
       Now a huge *melon* just flew in!
    
       ...now,
       just imagination playing tricks!
    
     [Messenger]
       Hi!
       Are you keeping save in
       your *Adventure Diary*?
    
       I'm not going to be able to help
       you if you forget to save
       things in your Adventure Diary.
    
     [Man]
       Hmm,
       I wonder where that UFO went...
    
       Aww! Just as the camera's ready and
       I larn that Peach Alien language,
       and they're gone!
    
       Tooooo bad!
    
     [Dog]
       I've always hated *UFO*...
       and *carrots*, arf.
    
     [Woman]
       This is where the real game
       begins.
       Make sure you have your *items*,
       and the best of luck!
    
     [Girl]
       I'm not interested in
       Flying Peaches!
       I want something more funky
       and exciting!
    
     [Woman]
       Well, at least things have
       calmed down.
    
       The *new person* can now move
       in without any worry.
    
     [Girl]
       I heard from *Princess Yuki*
       that something strange is
       happening at Oedo Castle...
    
       I just have to see
       the *dumplings* running up and down
       the hallway!
    
       But I wonder
       if they can be eaten?
    
     [Boy]
       The aliens have gone!
          The aliens have gone!
    
     [Man]
       My cousin who lives two houses
       down takes care of cleaning
       the house next door.
    
       *Someone new* is moving into
       the empty house next door.
    
       The house next door will
       eventually...
    
       Well,
       I'll leave that for later!
    
     [Old Man]
       Are you out of your mind?
    
       I have never eaten *a UFO*
       before...
    
     [Young Girl]
       Y-y-you saw a U...U...*UFO*!
    
       Aw!
       I should have gone to see it!
    
       Oh no!
       What a drag!
    
     [Old Woman]
       *The Lord* and *Princess Yuki* were
       both at *Goemon's house*!
       I couldn't believe it!
    
    Lord: Sorry to put you
       through this trouble...
    
       But until this incident is resolved,
       I will be stayin at your place,
       *Goemon*.
    
       Don't worry,
       I'll do the dishes.
    
    Princess Yuki:
       Living in the real world
       is so exciting!
    
       And the dumplings at
       the Coffee shop are so delicious...
    
       I should get the recipe for
       those dumplings!
    
     [Fat Man]
       Once you complete a section,
       the people of the towns and
       villages might have something
       different to say.
    
       Don't think that just because
       you talked to someone once,
       you won't have to again...
    
       Try talking to them several times!
    
    Gate keeper: Oh my god!
    
       This is *the Lord's Super Pass*!
    
       With this, the gate will open!
    
    Gate keeper: Wait a minute!
    
       That's *the Lord's Super Pass*!
    
       As long as you have it,
       you can open the gate!
    
    Gate keeper: That's it for us!
    
       If only the title to this game
       was "*Starring Gate keeper*"
       rather than "*Starring Goemon*".
    
       Then, we'd have a lot more fun!
       Awww!
    
    Gate keeper: We'll
       just keep standing here
       until you clear the game.
    
       ...
       ...kinda painful...
    
       ...
       ...kinda depressing...
    
     [Musashi]
    
     [*Musashi*]
    
     [*Tunnel*]
    
     [*Shinano -
               Iga*]
    
    Goemon: *Oh my...* !
    
    Goemon: See this?
    
    Goemon: It's the *Triton Shell*
       that summons
       Gigantic Robot "*Impact*"!!
       *Wise Man* had it...
    
    Goemon: ...and so is this rubble
       all that remains of
       *Wise Man's house*?!
    
     [Baron]
       Hey man!
       What are you doing here!
    
    Goemon: Oh my god!
       You're the *weirdo* from
       *Oedo Castle*!
    
    Goemon: Not only *Oedo Castle* but
       now the *Wise Man's home*...
       how senseless can you be!
    
    Goemon: You...
       you **WEIRDO!**
    
    Baron: You keep calling me *weirdo*... (laughs)
    
    Baron: It's not nice to call
       people names!
       I'm going to crush you
       with my *robot*!
    
    Goemon: You coward!
       I'm not letting you
       get away this time!
    
     [Impact Song]
    
       Dash! Dash! Dash!
    
       The burning sun,
          gleaming on my shoulders
    
       Here we go, start,
          the machine comes alive
    
       I am machinery,
          I am a metal being! (Hey)
    
       Jump out onto the sky,
          steel spirit
    
       (Let's go!)
    
       Breakdown!
    
       And with all my might,
       power to the highest limit,
          Super Punch!
    
       I am the best,
          yes, Impact
    
       Dash! Dash! Dash!
    
     [Battle]
       Wartime Kabuki Robot
    
       **KASHIWAGI**
    
    Impact: Well,
       I have to get going,
       we're filming a *movie*...
    
    Impact: First I have to get
       to *America*!
    
    Impact: If you need me again,
       *call me!*
    
     [Zazen Town]
    
     [Yamashiro /
          *Zazen Town*]
    
    Yae: So it was you guys!
    
    Goemon: *Yae*!!
    
    Goemon: Wha-what are you
       doing here?
    
    Yae: I was following that
       Peach-shaped *UFO*.
    
    Ebisumaru: Just as
       I suspected!
    
    Ebisumaru: That UFO has
       something to do with
       what's happening,
       doesn't it?
    
    Yae: Yes, definitely...
    
    Narrator: In order to defend
       the peace of Japan,
       *Secret Ninja Agent* Yae...
    
    Narrator: ...has begun to
       investigate the strange
       occurrences happening
       throughout Japan.
    
    Narrator: They are thought
       to be caused by
       the Mysterious Flake Gang.
    
    Goemon: And did you find anything
       out about the Flake Gang?
    
    Yae: Well, all I found out was...
    
    Yae: ...that there are several
       members,
    
    Yae: who call themselves the
       [*Peach Mountain Shoguns*].
    
    Ebisumaru: *Peach Mountain*?
    
    Goemon: Huh!
       I don't care if we're
       talking *Peach Mountain* or...
    
    Goemon: *Chestnut Mountain*...
    
    Goemon: ...or even
       a *Pear Mountain*. (laughs)
    
    Goemon: They'd better be
       ready 'cause I'm gonna
       kick their butts!
    
    Yae: It looks like our
       objectives are the same.
    
    Ebisumaru: Wow!
       Then we can go together
       on our adventures!
    
    Yae: Yes, I guess you're right.
    
     [System]
       Secret Ninja Agent
          *[Yae]* becomes an ally!
    
     [Man]
       This is the *Zazen Town* of
       [Yamashiro]!
    
       It's a very old and
       historical town!
    
     [Dog]
       This is the *Kansai Region*, arf!
    
       Impressive!
       While playing this game,
       you can also become an expert
       in *Japanese geography*, arf!
    
     [Woman]
       I wonder where *Yoshi* went...?
       He's always en determined
       to become a great *dancer*.
    
     [Old Man]
       One by one, *kids* with dancing
       talent have been kidnapped in
       the *Shikoku Region*.
    
       I'd better save them with
       my *Secret Powers*!
    
       On second thought, now,
       my back's been bothering me.
    
     [Woman]
       [*Benkei*] is sitting on
       *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*, not allowing
       anyone to get through...
    
       He'll let them through once
       he's taken everything and
       added to his *collection*.
    
     [Messenger]
       Wooo-ooooooooooooww...!
    
       I, I saw it!!
    
       It was, like, uh, a huge *long
       thing* flying across the sky!!
    
       *Children* in this area are
       being kidnapped.
       What has this world come to...?x
    
     [Sign]
       [Straight ahead:
          *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*]
    
     [Sign]
       [Corridor: *Shopping District*]
    
    Benkei: Hey!
       Stop, stop right there!
    
       If you want to get by here,
       hand over the *treasure* you have!
    
       Well come on,
       what is it going to be?
          I'll take a different route...
          I have no treasure with me...
    
       Haw, haw, haw!
    
          **You coward!**
    
       What?
       You poverty-stricken good
       for nothing!
    
    Benkei: So you're back again!
    
       I have no interest in seeing you!
       Go home! Go home!!
    
     [Merchant]
       There is a door that leads to
       [*Bizen*], located in
       the Chugoku Region, *west* of here...
    
       Apparently, some *kid* was fooling
       around, and did something to
       the door so that it wouldn't open!
    
       It's a real problem!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       What?
       Whaddya want?
          Who are you?
          Do you know Benkei?
    
       You've got a nerve asking me
       who I am!
       You don't recognize me?
    
       I'm only telling you once,
       keep your ears wide open!
    
       I'm *Ushiwaka*,
       the *best-looking knight* in
       the world!
       Now remember that!
    
       Of course I do!
       He's like a follower to me!
    
       Wait a sec...
    
       I bet you're tryin to get across
       the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*
       that *Benkei's blocking*.
    
       Am I right?
          Uh, well, yes.
          Uh, no, not at all...
    
       Well, why didn't you tell me in
       the first place?
    
       Just do me a favour, and I'll
       tell you how to deal with Benkei!
       Well, whaddya say?
    
       Will you do me a favour?
          Well, all right.
          No way!
    
       Then it's decided!
    
       Okay, [*Catch*] me some *fish* from
       the *Duck Creek*!
    
       First catch [*Three*] [*Blue Fish*]!
    
       Is that so...
       In that case, you're in the way!
       Scram!!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       Hurry up and
       get me those *three* [*Blue Fish*]!
    
     [Sign]
       [This is my *property*
             / Ushiwaka]
    
     [System]
       *Caught* a [Blue Fish]!
    
       This is *not* a [Blue Fish]...
    
       Caught *three* [Blue Fish]!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       You did it!
    
       Okay, next get me
          [*Five*] [*Yellow Fish*]!
    
       Hurry up and
       get me those *five* [*Yellow Fish*]!
    
     [System]
       *Caught* a [Yellow Fish]!
    
       This is *not* a [Yellow Fish]...
    
       Caught *five* [Yellow Fish]!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       Pretty good!
    
       Okay, this is the last!
          Get me [*Eight*] [*Red Fish*]!
    
      Hurry up and
          get me those *eight* [*Red Fish*]!
    
     [System]
       *Caught* a [Red Fish]!
    
       This is *not* a [Red Fish]...
    
       Caught *eight* [Red Fish]!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       *All right, you did it!*
    
       With all this fish,
       I won't go hungry for some time!
    
       Well, as I promised...
    
       Throw this at Benkei!
    
       I'm sure he'll move to the aside.
    
     [Goemon and allies
             receive an [*Achilles' heel*]!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       My dream is to sit back, relax,
       an have no worries for
       the rest of my life.
    
    Chiyomaru: These are the *upper*
       reaches of Duck Creek, woof!
    
       IF you go down the Creek,
       you'll reach *Midstream*,
       and then a little further is
       *Downstream*, woof!
    
       Which would mean that since
       I'm here, I must be up the Creek
       without a *paddle*!! Woof!
    
     [Man]
       [*Benkei*], who you'll find at
       the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*,
       is a *treasure maniac*!
    
       He waits at the bridge on
       the lookout for *rare treasurs*
       carried by people!
    
     [Boy]
       My mom tells me not to go outside
       because kids are being kidnapped...
    
       But I'm a big boy now!
    
       There's nothing I can't handle!
    
     [Young Man]
       There are all kinds of things
       to eat in each part of Japan.
    
       it's not a bad idea to visit
       different areas just to feast
       on the great food.
    
     [Woman]
       There's just *one person* in
       this town...
    
       Who has crossed
       the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge* without
       handing anything to *Benkei*...
    
       His [face] is pretty
       good-looking, but when it
       comes to his [personality]...
    
     [Sign]
       [Straight ahead:
          *Chugoku Region*]
    
     [Sign]
       [*Golden Temple* /
                Entrance]
    
     [Sign]
       [Straight ahead:
          *Mt. Nyoigatake*]
    
    Priest: Hey you!
       Traveller!
    
       You were lead to this
       *Golden Temple*, why not listen to
       my sermon while you're here.
    
       I'll also include a [*Song*] and
       [*Autograph Session*]!
    
     [Sign]
       [Mt. Nyoigatake /
            sidewalk]
    
     [Young Man]
       This is the way to *Mt. Nyoigatake*!
    
       Stp aside, step aside I say!
       Step aside, step aside,
       you're in the way, move!
       You're still not needed yet.
    
    General Store: *Welcome*.
       What would you like?
          Sombrero 50
          Metal Helmet 150
          Metal Armour 200
    
    Inn: What are you here for today?
       Spend the night
       Adventure Diary
       Nothing
    
       I see. Well, see you again.
    
       So, which room do you want to
       stay in?
    
    General Store: *Welcome!*
       What would you like?
    
     [Old Woman]
       Sorry, but this is *no store*...
    
       But visit all kinds of places and
       listen to what people have to say,
       then I'm sure *good things* will
       happen!
    
    Restaurant: *Welcome!*
       What can I get you?
          Rice Crackers 15
          Sauced Dumplings 25
          Hot Tofu 45
    
       There's nothing like the taste of
       soy sauce on these crackers!
    
       Even the deer of Yamato love
       these crackers!
    
       Hot and tender, straight off
       the grill!
    
       The octopus pieces in our
       dumplings are huge!
    
       It's got that smooth
       upper class taste!
    
       It's very hot, be careful.
    
    Restaurant: So, have you decided
       what you want?
    
     [Guard]
       I hear there are guys using
       *Gigantic Robots* to attack
       towns and villages.
    
       You're not those guys,
       are you?!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Cross the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*,
       and pass through [Yamato] and
       [Kii - Awaji] to get to
       *Shikoku Region*, plasma!
    
     [Yamato]
    
     [*Yamato*]
    
     [Sign]
       [Yamato / *Shrine*]
    
     [*Yamato]
        Turtle Stone
           Bamboo Forest
    
     [Signs]
       [Turtle Power of the *East*]
          The *magical red gate* shall take
          you to a new land...
    
       [Turtle Power of the *South*]
          The *Lucky Cat* will drop into
          your lap...
    
       [Turtle Power of the *West*]
          *Money* makes the world go 'round.
          It will eventually come to you
          as well...
    
       [Turtle Power of the *North*]
          The key to the closed out
          Yamato's *Shrine* is...
    
    
    Benkei: Hey! You over there!
       If you want to cross
       this *bridge*...
    
       **UGH!**
    
       I can see in your eyes,
       you want to *fight*!
    
       Very well!
       However, if you *lose*...
    
       *I will blast you far, far away!*
    
    Narrator: Well, well!
       It's a fight with Benkei!
    
    Narrator: Look for the instant
       Benkei *reaches the ground*
       when *jumping*...
    
    Narrator: ...and throw the *Achilles'
       heel* at him *three* times
       within the time limit.
    
    Narrator: The item can be
       thrown by pressing
       the [*B* Button].
    
    Benkei: Then,
       **We shall begin!**
    
    Narrator: Ever since
       the *Achilles' heel*
       was thrown at Benkei...
    
    Narrator: Achilles' heel was meant
       to be the *weak point* of
       someone.
    
    Ebisumaru: There's something fishy
       about that story... (laughs)
    
    Benkei: Aaaaaaaaaah...
       to be defeated in the same
       manner as I was by
       *Ushiwaka*...
    
       Please, I beg you!
       Don't tell anyone that I *lost*,
       please...
    
       I'll let you pass the *bridge* at
       will, and I'll give you something
       from my *collection*...
    
    Goemon: Which is?
    
    Ebisumaru: Wow, wow!
       It's our friend, *Sasuke*!
    
    Narrator: What Benkei pulled out
       was...
    
    Narrator: ...all stiff,
       [*batteries*]
       almost falling out...
    
    Narrator: It was none other than
       the Mechanical Ninja,
       *Sasuke*!
    
    Yae: Where did you get this?!
    
    Benkei: It came falling from
       the *sky* just the other day.
    
    Goemon: I wonder if it has anything
       to do with the explosion
       at *the Wise Man's house*...
    
    Benkei: Well, in any case,
       don't tell a single soul
       that I lost!
    
     [System]
       Goemon and allies receive
       the Mechanical Ninja [*Sasuke*].
    
    Benkei: You can cross an time
       you wish!
       Go right ahead!
    
     [Yamato]
    
     [*Yamato*]
    
     [*Yamato}
        Turtle Stone
           Bamboo Forest
    
     [Signs]
       [Turtle Power of the *East*]
          The *magical red gate* shall take
          you to a new land...
    
       [Turtle Power of the *South*]
          The *Lucky Cat* will drop into
          your lap...
    
       [Turtle Power of the *West*]
          *Money* makes the world go 'round.
          It will eventually come to you
          as well...
    
       [Turtle Power of the *North*]
          The key to the closed out
          Yamato's *Shrine* is...
    
     [Yamato /
             *Shrine*]
    
     [*Yamato*]
        Bamboo Forest
    
     [*Kii* -
            *Awaji Island*]
    
     [Sign]
       [You are at
          *the Husband and Wife Rocks*]
    
     [Marker]
       [Road Directions]
          To the North is *Yamato*.
          To the West is *Shikoku*.
    
     [Kii's Coffee Shop]
    
     [*Kii*'s
        Coffee Shop]
    
     [Old Man]
       I have been studying long and
       hard about *Turtle Stones*,
    
       but there's one thing that's
       always bothered me.
    
       Why are they *Turtle Stones*?!
       ...
    
       Why not, like, *Rabbit Stones*?!
    
     [Young Woman]
       The *Tourist Center* at *Awaji
       Island* will instantly transfer
       you to a place far away!
    
       That's what you call
          "Instant Pleasure".
    
       Get it?! Oh dear.
    
     [Messenger]
       It's when I come across
       a *coffee shop* that I feel
       most relieved!
    
       Don't you agree?
    
     [Fat Woman]
       Hmm...
    
       The air conditioner is on...
    
       and you don't have to ask for
       things...
    
       This is the best place for
       a quick rest.
    
     [Woman]
       This is the Oedo Tourist Center
          *Awaji Island Branch*!
    
       We will carry you to [*Shikoku*] at
       once with our proud *dragon*!!
    
       ...is what we really want to say.
    
       Our proud *dragon* has
       suddenly gone wild
       and cannot carry you now...
    
       Can someone do something about
       this?
          May I help you?
          It's none of my businese!!
    
       Wow, really!!
       That's *great*!!
    
       OK, hop on the back of
       the *dragon*!
       Enter this machine!!
    
       That's right...
       Maybe you weren't meant for this...
    
       Can you tame the *dragon* to
       make it what it used to be?
          Trust me.
          I don't want to do this...
    
     [On the Dragon]
    
    Goemon: What is it, wha..?!
    
    Yae: Do you suppose
       that *machine*...?
    
     [Colon]
       Ah-ah!
       Ah, ah...*Test...testing, testing*!
    
       Ahem...
    
          Well now...
    
       Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
    
       You're absolutely right!
    
       We kidnapped *kids with dancing
       talents* using this *Dragon*!
    
       I, the mighty *Colon*,
       am so, so smart!
    
    Goemon: Might you be one of the...
       *Peach Mountain guys*?!
    
     [Colon]
       My, my, my, my, my! (laughs)
    
       How do you know about us?!
    
       **Ooooh!**
    
       I get it!
       You must be the annoying *clowns
       Baron* was talking about!
    
    Ebisumaru: Annoying *clowns*?
       What? (laughs)
    
     [Colon]
       Anyway,
       I'm going to beat you all up!
    
       *Control Machine!*
    
          **Go get 'em!**
    
     [Kompira Mountain]
    
     [*Sanuki*]
        Kompira Mountain
    
    Koryuta: What's going on?!
    
    Goemon: W-was that *you*?
       That *Dragon*?
    
    Koryuta: Yes... It was me...
       My name is *Koryuta*...
    
    Koryuta: Wha... what's been
       going on all this time?
    
    Narrator: Yes, Dragon, who had
       been hypnotized by
       the Peach Mountain,
    
    Narrator: ...was actually none
       other than Koryuta,
       the son of
       the *Dragon God*!
    
    Narrator: Goemon and allies
       explained everything
       to Koryuta.
    
    Koryuta: **Oh no!**
    
    Koryuta: So you're telling me that
       I was the one out there
       kidnapping *kids* all over
       the place.
    
    Koryuta: I don't know if I can
       recover from this...
    
    Koryuta: I'm *a bad guy*...
    
    Koryuta: *A villain*...
    
    Koryuta: *A criminal*...
       *A demon*...
       *A devil*, right?
    
    Goemon: Calm down, calm down! (laughs)
    
    Yae: You were hypnotized,
       there's nothing you
       could've done about it...
    
    Koryuta: But still...
    
    Yae: By the way, don't you
       remember anything that
       happened?
    
    Yae: Like, where did you take
       the children?
    
    Koryuta: ...Hmmm...
       ...
       Ah...
    
    Koryuta:
       **YES!**
    
    Koryuta: That's right!
       *The hot springs*...
    
    Yae: *Hot springs*?
    
    Koryuta: I reember going to
       *the Dogo Hot Springs*,
       just *west* at [Iyo].
    
    Ebisumaru: *The Dogo Hot Springs*?
       That's a popular spot.
    
    Goemon: Koryuta, you must return
       to being just *a tourist*
       as soon as you
       possibly can!
    
    Goemon: I will rescue the *children*
       myself!
    
    Koryuta: Really?
       Thank you very much!
    
    Koryuta: Oh!
       Here's something!
       Please take this!
    
    Goemon: What is this *flute*?
    
    Koryuta: At any time,
       or any place
       you play that *flute*,
    
    Koryuta: I will arrive right
       by your side in *Dragon*
       form!
    
    Koryuta: I will take you to any
       *town*, *village*, *coffee shop*
       or *castle* you've been to!
    
    Goemon: That would help
       tremendously!
       But, I have no idea how
       to play the *flute*...
    
    Yae: I know how to play
       the flute.
    
    Ebisumaru: Me too!
    
    Goemon: Okay then, *Yae*,
       I'll hand this flute
       to *you*!
    
    Ebisumaru: Why not me?! (laughs)
    
     [System]
       Yae receives
          [*Koryuta's flute*]!
    
       With this, you can fly to any
       location you've been to before!
    
       (This feature can be cancelled by
       pressing the [*B* Button] before
       the flute *stops playing*)
    
    Koryuta: Oh! I nearly forgot!
       Inside a *building*
       such as a *castle* or
       *store*...
    
    Koryuta: ...I won't be able to hear
       the flute, so make sure
       you're *outside* when you
       play it!
    
    Koryuta: Well, I must be going!
    
     [Sign]
       [Sanuki /
          *Kompira Mountain*]
             Entrance
    
     [Kompira Mountain
        *Second* Block]
    
     [Kompira Mountain
        *Third* Block]
    
     [Kompira Coffee Shop]
    
     [*Kompira's*
        Coffee shop]
    
     [Merchant]
       I never imagined the stairs
       leading to Mt. Kompira would be
       this long.
    
       I'm never going *up* or *down*
       these stairs again!
    
     [Old Man]
       The youngsters over there will
       likely experience the same destiny
       as myself, a resident of here for
       many, many years.
    
     [Young Woman]
       What's *that thing* moving
       about the stairs?!
    
       Wow!
       That's so dangerous!
    
     [Kompira Mountain
        *Fourth* Block]
    
     [Kompira Mountain
        *Grounds*]
    
     [Sign]
       Welcome!
          *Kompira Shrine*
    
     [Monk]
       It's *Kompira*!
          Not *Campari*!
    
       ...
    
       ...
       ...
    
       Well, that's beside the point,
       put [*5 ryo*] into the *offertory
       chest* at the *shrine*!
    
       If you do this,
       you will receive help from *God*!
    
       Oh, you've come to
       ask me again?
    
       Okay, one more time.
       Put [*5 ryo*] into the *chest* at
       the *shrine*!
    
       Then *God* will...
    
       ...
    
       Why should I have to repeat myself?
    
     [Young Man]
       I've got a really gloomy past,
       you see.
    
       Drifting for years,
       I've finally come to this place,
       you see.
    
       ...
       ...
    
       Does that make me a nihilist?
    
    God of Money:
       Yes, I have hereby received
       your *Medal of Justice*!
    
     [System]
       Goemon receives
          the *[Medal of Flames]*!
    
       By continuously holding down
       the *B Button* and then letting go...
    
       a powerful *medal* surronded by
       *flames* will be thrown!
       (The *torch* can also be lit
          by using this)
    
    God of Money:
       I'm not giving you
       anything else...
    
     [Monk]
       Life itself is *luck*!
    
       Whether you have good luck or
       bad luck all depends on how much
       you put your heart into something!
    
       But, frankly, your luck really
       has nothing to do with me.
    
     [Folkypoke Village]
    
     [Awa /
        *Folkypoke Village*]
    
     [Woman]
       This is the *Folkypoke Village*
       of [Awa].
    
       The village is famous for
       folk dancing!
          A one, a two,
             a one, two, three, four!
    
     [Man]
       *The God of Money* is enshrined
       in *Kompira Mountain* of [Sanuki].
    
       If the money is used for *good*,
       the God of Money will *help*.
    
     [Plasma Man]
       You cannot just simply enter
       the *Dogo Hot Springs* of [Iyo].
    
       You must first obtain information
       from the [*Iyo's Coffee Shop*] at
       *Dogo Hot Springs*, plasma!
    
       Also, it wuld be a good idea to
       first go to [*Mt. Kompira*] to
       worship, plasma.
    
    Restaurant: *Welcome!*
       What would you like to eat?
          Oranges 15
          Noodles 25
          Fresh Bonito 45
    
       Fresh and natural,
       with no chemical additives!
    
       Sweet and juicy!
    
       A perfect harmony of
       noodles and soup!
    
       There's nothing like a nice
       hot bowl of noodles!
    
       Very fresh and very tender,
       delicious!
    
       We just caught it this morning!
    
    Restaurant: So, what are you having?
    
     [Man]
       *Kids* get kidnapped,
       *Dragons* fly the skies...
    
       how am I supposed to
       concentrate on raising my crops?
    
     [Old Man]
       Let me tell you something!
    
       That *blue dragon* is really
       a very kind and gentle fellow.
    
     [Man]
       Will someone please look for
       the *children*...
    
       because for the person that
       finds the children, I've got
       a *fantastic reward*!
    
     [Woman]
       *Dragons* are those mythical
       creatures that come out
       in fantasy stories, right?
    
       Do they really blow fire from
       their mouths?
    
     [Old Woman]
       My skin is so smooth and
       gentle...
    
       ...that they may mistake me
       for a *child*, and try to
       kidnap me!
    
     [Fat Man]
       The village is, as you can see,
       not in great shape.
       The *Folk dance Championship* will
       likely be canceled.
    
       I have to eat to until I forget
       this tragedy...sigh...
    
     [Boy]
       I'm the *only kid* left in
       this village,
    
       ...so in order not to be
       kidnapped by the *dragon*,
       I use this *fake beard*...
    
       **Oh no!**
    
       I forgot to bring it!
    
     [Dog]
       I want to go to
       the *Dogo Hot Springs* of [Iyo],
       *west* of here, arf!
    
       But I wouldnt be able to get
       in since it's been *closed* for
       a very long time, arf!
    
     [Woman]
       Every single day...
       a *dragon* flies above the village.
    
       He makes this really scary
       "*Gyoow!*" sound, like *my father*.
    
     [Man]
       The *childreN* of this village
       have been kidnapped by
       this large *blue dragon*!
    
     [Woman]
       When you pass the village *gate*,
       youwill get to *Kompira Mountain*
       of [Sanuki].
    
       Unless you pay a visit to
       the *shrine* at *Kompira Mountain*,
       the children may never return.
    
     [Priest]
       I hate *airplanes* and
       that's why I chose to be
       transferred at the Tourist Center...
    
       That was *no* transfer!
    
       It was heck of a lot more
       horrifying than airplanes!!
    
     [Woman]
       Welcome!
       This is the Oedo Tourist Center
       *Awa Branch*!
    
       We can transfer you to
       the Tourist 8Center of Awaji Island*
       from here.
    
       It will cost you *10* ryo.
       Do you want to be transferred?
          Yes, please.
          Not now.
    
       Okay, we will transfer you to
       Awaji Island in a moment.
    
       OK, we await your next visit.
    
     [Kii - Awaji]
    
     [Oedo Tourist Center
       Awaji Island Branch]
       Welcome to *Awaji Island*!
    
       We await your next visit.
    
     [Woman]
       Thanks to you,
       the Tourist Center can resume
       it's business!
    
       Well, bye now!
       ...
    
       Welcome!
       This is Oedo Tourist Center
       *Awaji Island Branch*!
    
       We can transfer you to
       the *Tourist Center of Awa* from
       here.
    
       Okay, we will transfer you to
       Awa in a moment.
    
     [Folkypoke Village]
    
     [Oedo Tourist Center Awa Branch]
       Welcome to *Awa*, *Shikoku*.
    
       We await your next visit.
    
     [Man]
       My son *Furitaro*, who was
       kidnapped by the *dragon*,
       is the folk dancing *champion*!
    
       With his singing and dancing,
       *Furitaro* is sure to become
       the *village hero* of the future!
    
       Won't someone try to find him?
    
    John: The *secret device* is
       activated by lighting the *torch*
       of the *red Dharma*, arf...
    
       ...Hey!
    
       Why am I saying something
       that sounds *important*, arf...?
    
    General Store: *Welcome*
       What are you in need of today?
          Plain Rice Balls 50
          Plum Rice Balls 120
          Surprise Pack 500
    
       The Remaining Playres will
       increase by *1*.
    
     [Tosa]
    
     [*Tosa*]
    
     [Sign]
       [Vine Bridge]
       *Caution!*
       Cross very quietly!
    
     [Iyo]
    
     [*Iyo*]
    
     [Sign]
       [Turn left here for
       *Dogo Hot Springs*]
    
     [System]
       The door to the *Dogo Hot Springs*
       is closed tight...
    
     [Iyo Coffee Shop]
    
     [*Iyo*'s Coffee Shop]
    
     [Young Man]
       I've seen this huge *draogn* flying
       around lately!
    
       Be careful
       if you don't want to be eaten!
    
     [Old Man]
       On the *left* hand side of the door
       leading to the *Dogo Hot Springs*
       of [Iyo], there is a *small hole*!
    
       I'd expect only a *dwarf* could
       enter a hole that small.
    
     [Traveler]
       I've come here to bathe in
       the famous *Hot Springs*,
       but it's been *closed*
       for the longest time...
    
       ...
    
       Phewey,
       I'm really starting to stink...
    
     [Woman]
       You may not believe me,
       but I saw a *dwarf* in
       [*Zazen Town*]!
    
       He was kinda *cool* lookin',
       but also looked real *mean*!
    
     [Zazen Town]
    
     [Dog]
       Have you heard the one
       about the *mysterious sweets*?
          Yes
          No
    
       Good for you.
    
       Neither have I.
    
     [Woman]
       Now *Mr. Ushiwaka* is gone...
    
       And he's not even a kid.
       I wonder why he's missing?
    
     [Old Man]
       Even with my *Super Eyes*,
       I have not seen *Ushiwaka*
       recently.
    
     [Messenger]
       Wooo-oooooooooooowww...!!
    
       I, I saw it again!!
    
       *Smaller things* wandering in
       the *Duck Creek*!
    
     [Woman]
       I haven't seen *Ushiwaka*
       recently.
    
     [Woman]
       You knowthe *Sweets* the
       priest of the *Golden Temple*
       kept in the cupboard?
    
       He says that they've been
       disappearing.
    
    Benkei: I've seen strange things
       recently...
    
       What?
       You ask me what I see?
    
       Well it's a much, much smaller
       *Ushiwaka*!
    
     [Ushiwaka]
       Hey! Long time no see!
    
       I'm *Ushiwaka*!
    
    Goemon: Gasp! What happened?
       Why are you so small?!
    
    Ushiwaka: Let me tell you.
    
       Those *Sweets* at
       the *Golden Temple*...
    
       Well if you eat *eight* in a row,
       there's a strange power that
       makes you shrink!
    
       If for any reason you want to
       shrink, go to the *Golden Temple*!
       I'll be there waiting for you.
    
    Chiyomaru: In fact,
       I may look like a dog,
       but actually...
    
       ...
    
       Hee, hee, that's a *secret*, arf!
    
     [Boy]
       The *priest* of
       the Golden Temple likes to make
       *sweets*!
    
       He sings, he dances, he makes
       sweets, and he preaches...
       He's a well-rounded priest!
    
     [Young Man]
       What do you like, lad?
    
       Next time youd rop by,
       remind me to recommend
       some wonderful food.
    
     [Young Woman]
       If only *Mr. Ushiwaka* were
       less stingy,
       he'd be a popular man...
    
     [Man]
       Are you looking for the *dwarfs*?
    
       Wel, dwarfs are *small*,
       so they may be difficult to find...
    
       **Look! Loooook!**
    
       Right there!
       That's you're *stepping on*!
       That's...
    
       ...
       ...
    
       **My foot!**
    
     [Plasma Man]
       With the secret training at
       the [*Golden Temple*] in
       Zazen Town, you could also
       become *smaller*, plasma!
    
     [Guard]
       I've heard that people have
       recently seen *dwarfs*...
    
       But I don't plan on looking
       into anything other than
       *Gigantic Robots*!
    
    Ushiwaka:
       It wouldn't be for you...
    
       It's got to be someone with
       a *big nose* and *thread of eyes*.
    
    Ushiwaka: You made it!
    
       Narrator, please explain!
    
    Narrator: *My pleasure!*
    
    Narrator: the *sweets* in
       the *cupboard* at
       the Temple... will start
       falling from above!
    
    Narrator: If you catch *eight*
       sweets before the time
       is up...
    
    Narrator: you will be able to use
       *magical powers* to make
       you shrink!
    
    Narrator: However,
       if you're seen catching
       these *sweets*...
    
    Narrator: ...something terrible
       will happen!
    
    Narrator: Ready, set...
    
    Narrator:
       **Go!**
    
    Ushiwaka: Looks like you failed.
       You wanna try again?
          Absolutely!
          I need to rest a little.
    
       Is that so...
       In that case,
       come back when you're ready!
    
    Ushiwaka: You've returned to
       give it another shot?
          You bet.
          Well, not quite...
    
       That's what I wanna hear!
       That's the spirit!
    
    Ushiwaka: Way to go!
       Now you can shrink
       as you wish!
    
     [System]
       Ebisumaru obtains
          the [*Mini-Ebisumaru*] magic powers!
    
       The powers will allow you to
       *shrink* and get through
       *small holes* and *narrow roads*!
    
       However, remember that while
       using the *Mini-Ebisu* powers,
       you will not be able to attack!
    
    Ushiwaka: When you're smaller,
       you don't need to
       eat as much,
    
       and a room can seem so large,
       that even a bachelor pad will
       look like a castle!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       By making your body *smaller*,
       you could enter *Dogo Hot Springs*
       of [Iyo] by sneaking through
       the *small hole*, plasma!
    
     [Dogo Hot Springs]
    
     [*Iyo* 2]
    
     [Sign]
       Peach Mountain Shoguns
          [*Ghost Toys Castle*]
    
     [System]
       Unless you turn the [*Power*] on,
       the Crane Game will not operate.
    
     [System]
       Received a *[Golden Fortune Doll]*!
       Automatically, your Strength Gauge
       is increased by *one*!
    
     [System]
       The [*Power*] to the Crane Game
       has been turned on!
    
     [System]
       Step on the [*Button*] of
       the [Crane Game Controls] to
       move the *crane*!
    
     [System]
       Ebisumaru receives
          the *[Windup Camera]*!
    
       By continuously holding down
       the *B Button* and then letting go...
       a light wlil shine...
    
       allowing you to see items
       you would not normally see or
       hidden items!
          (Even *ghosts* will appear)
    
     [System]
       When a picture of the *floor* of
       this room is taken with a *camera*...
    
     [System]
       Without the *[*Diamond Key*]*
          this door will *not open*...
    
     [System]
       Received the *[*Diamond Key*]*!
    
     [Sign]
       Find the Dharmanyo's *weak point*
          using the *Windup Camera*!
    
     [System]
       The Surrender Robot
          **DHARUMANYO**
    
     [System]
       Received the *[Miracle Flower]*,
          in the shape of a flower!
    
    Colon: Boo hoo!
       He beat me up!!
    
    Colon: I was only giving the kids
       a lesson in
       *Peach Mountain Dancing*!
    
    Mystery man:
       Ha, ha, ha, ha,
       ha, ha, ha, ha...
    
    Mystery man:
       Colon,
       your plan did not work,
       did it!
    
    Goemon: Who are you?!
    
    Mystery man: Aha!
    
    Mystery man: I'm the *leader* of
       the *Peach Mountain
       Shoguns*!
    
    Mystery man: In the fresh
       *spring breeze*, sha, la, la,
       I come *alive*! La, la...
    
    Mystery man: These beautiful
       visions appear before
       my eyes, la, la...
    
    Mystery man: Yes!
    
    Mystery man: I am... you know
       I am... the one they call...
    
       *Spring Breeze* **Dancin'!**
    
    Ebisumaru: What an *intro*... (laughs)
    
    Goemon: Hey, you...
       what's your face,
       *Dancin'* something or
       whatever!
    
    Goemon: What do you *have up
       your sleeves*?!
    
    Dancin': Up my *sleeves*?
    
    Dancin': You mean...
       like my *armpits*? (laughs)
    
    Ebisumaru: We're not talking
       about that kinda *sleeve*... (Oooh...)
    
    Dancin': Pretty sharp, *Antonio*,
       you caught on to my joke!
    
    Ebisumaru: *Antonio*?
       Who's *Antonio*?
    
    Colon: Sir Dancin' will choose
       a *name* for you himself
       if he feels it suits
       the person.
    
    Yae: You can't just... (laughs)
    
    Dancin': Colon!
       We're done with this place!
    
    Dancin': We've got to prepare for
       our *next plan*.
       Return at once!
    
    Colon: Yes sir!!
    
    Dancin': Bye for now, *Fernandez*!
       We shall meet again!
    
    Goemon: Wait a minute...
       who's *Fernandez*? (laughs)
    
    Ebisumaru: He was looking at *you*
       when he said it... (laughs)
    
    Colon: Remember!
       I will not let you get
       in the way of...
    
    Colon: Our *Great Stage Plan*!
    
    Goemon: What's
       a *Gorilla Steak Plan*?
    
    Colon: That's not what I said!
       It's the *Great Stage Plan*!
    
    Colon: Anyway! Don't come to
       the *Chugoku Region*
       no matter what! (laughs)
    
    Ebisumaru: Oh no!
       He's getting away again
       by *spinning* himself!
    
    Yae: Yes... but first...
    
    Yae: ...we must focus on getting
       to the *Chugoku Region*!
    
     [Folkypoke Village]
    
    John: Don't let my appearance
       deceive you...
    
       I was the *first*
       folk dancing Champion, arf...
    
       ...Hey!
    
       Why am I saying something
       that is *not important*, arf...?
    
     [Man]
       '''Furitaro''' has returned!
       We can once again form a dance
       pair and dance the night away!
    
    Furitaro: My dad was in
       last year's *folk dance
       championship*...
    
       ...where he tried to dance
       like Jichael Mackson!
    
       But it looked more to me
       like some old *rain dance*...
    
     [Girl]
       I was forced to see
       the *weirdo's dance* ever single
       day...
    
       Awake or asleep,
       it was the *weirdo dance*,
       *weirdo dance*, *weirdo dance*...
    
       *It's driving me* **nuts!**
    
     [Man]
       Hey you guys!
       You got something from
       the God of Money?!
    
       Boy, I envy you!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       The Chugoku Region to the *West*
       of Zazen Town in the caves of
       *Akiyoshidai* found in this region,
       you will find a *cracked door*
    
       To open this door, you must
       revive [*Sasuke*], for his expertise
       in the use of *bombs*, plasma!
    
       It is time to resurrect [*Sasuke*],
       the *Mechanical Ninja*, plasma!
    
     [Man]
       I no longer have an excuse to
       slack off...
    
     [Old Man]
       I know the true identity of
       that *blue dragon*...
    
       ...
    
       The true *identity*?!
    
       Anybody who knows can write
       the *answer* on a piece of paper
       and send it to my attention.
    
       The first ten people will
       receive *draogn souvenirs*
       from myself!
       ...*Just kidding!*
    
     [Girl]
       Guess what...
       Ever since I was caught by
       the *Flake Gang*...
    
       I feel the "Dancer" within me
       in a big way.
    
       **Wow!**
    
     [Boy]
       Aww! As soon as I get back,
       I'm supposed to help out with
       the farm.
    
       It was better with the weirdos
       dancing that weird dance.
    
     [Man]
       The children have returned!
       That's great, oh boy!...
    
       What?
       Oh the *reward* for saving
       the children?
    
       Ah, oh, okay, here goes,
       I'll give you a big *kiss*...
    
       **S...Sssmak!!!**
    
     [Woman]
       Well, I wonder if all dragons
       shout "AChooooo!!" like a famous
       Kung Fu star did in the movie?
    
     [Boy]
       I'm finally back!
    
       But that weirdo was talking
       about going to
       the *Chugoku Region* next for
       their "*Big Plan to Stay Put*"!
    
       Now the kids in
       the *Chugoku Region* are in
       trouble!
    
     [Boy]
       We were taught a strange dance,
       a type of folk dance with lots of
       hip movement.
    
     [Dog]
       This is what the children
       tell me, but there seems to be
       *another castle* of the Flakes
       in the *Chugoku Region*, arf!
    
     [Girl]
       If you're going to dance anyway,
       dance the *folk dance*.
    
       If this place is called
       the *Hercules Goliath Beetle*...
    
       So does that make the folkd ance here
       the *Hercules Goliath Bettle
       folk dance*?
    
     [Boy]
       All my friends are back, and
       we can play together again.
    
     [Old Woman]
       You can't find anyone with
       smoother, fresher-looking
       skin...
    
       ...
    
       ...that's insulting...
       but I can't be bothered by
       that, I'll focus on my work!
    
     [Fat Man]
       Yes, yes, yeeeesss!
    
       If we can get the village rebuilt
       in time, we can have
       the *folk dance championship*!
    
       We gotta get ready for the feast!
    
     [Man]
       Apparently the *dragon* was
       controlled by the bad guys.
    
       I myself would love to control
       the dragon to plant my crops.
    
     [Woman]
       The children have reteurned,
       and the village is back to
       normal.
    
       This is all because you
       paid a visit to Kompira Mountain.
    
     [Zazen Town]
       Don't kid me, we're not like
       humans, being in a different
       region is not going to change
       the way I speak, arf!
    
     [Woman]
       Yoshi didn't want to be
       a great dancer!
    
       He wanted to be the best
       bartender who could always give
       a comeback to lame jokes.
    
       They've got the wrong kid!
    
     [Old Man]
       I got this information using
       my *Super Ears*...
    
       The kidnapping case in
       the Shikoku Region has been
       solved!
    
     [Woman]
       That's odd, Benkei's been
       letting me pass without
       taking anything.
    
       I wonder why...?
       Maybe he's got a crush on me...
       Hmmm...
    
     [Messenger]
       I'm not kidding!
       I really saw it with my own
       eyes!
    
       A long wobbly thing flying...
       And a bunch of little critters
       hanging around it!
    
     [Woman]
       I hear all the children have
       returned safely!
    
     [Old Woman]
       I'm impressed!
       You've come back again to
       listen to what I have to say...
    
       And I also hear that
       you saved the kids!
    
       I'm certain *good things*
       will come to you!
    
     [Guard]
       *Gigantic Robots*...
    
       There's a certain ring to
       those words that gets
       the adrenaline flowing!
    
     [Boy]
       Everone says, I wasn't
       kidnapped because I don't
       have any new found
       *dancing talent*!
    
       Just watch me!
    
       No matter what!
       I'm going to be the *best dancer*
       in Japan!
    
     [Young Man]
       My favorite dish has to be
       the octopus dumplings!
    
       Just bite into one of those
       soft scrumptious...
    
       Mmmm,
       my mouth waters just thinking
       about it!
    
     [Woman]
       I have not seen *Mr. Ushiwaka*
       at all.
       I wonder where he's gone?
    
       He still hasn't paid me
       back the money I lent him to
       buy those octopus dumplings!
    
     [Man]
       Just the other day,
       I had the chance to see
       Benkei's collection...
    
       And wow!
       I just couldn't believe
       all the stuff he collected...
    
       It's a world
       I could never understand.
    
    Chiyomaru: Do you want to
       know who I really am, arf?
          Yes.
          I don't really care.
    
    Chiyomaru: In fact,
       I come from a Dog Star far,
       far away!
    
       I am none other than that
       famous dog movie star....
       Quick, follow me, there is
       a kid stuck down a well...
    
       Just kidding, arf!
    
    Chiyomaru: I see you want
       certain things to remain
       a *mystery*...arf!
    
     [Boy]
       Whew, I finally got back
       from the Flake gang's place
       in Shikoku Region!
       There's no place like home!
    
       So why are you here?
          Who closed that door?
          Why were you kidnapped?
    
       Ahem! It was me!
    
       It was
       the *safety Stopper System*
       I built!
    
       But it's out of *batteries*,
       so the door barely opens...
    
       I've got no idea!
    
       Maybe it's because my name is
       *Dancin Alnite*!
    
    Priest: Who could it be...
    
       That would steal the secret
       *sweets* from the [*Cupboard*]
       day after day?
    
     [Bizen]
    
     [*Bizen* /
        Kurashiki]
    
     [System]
       This door has
          a *crack* in it.
    
     [Izumo]
    
     [*Izumo*]
    
     [Sign]
       [*Izumo
          Amnesty*]
    
     [Inaba]
    
     [*Inaba*]
        Dune
    
     [System]
       Received Sasuke's *[No. 1 Battery]*!
    
     [Izumo Coffee Shop]
    
     [*Izumo*'s
       Coffee Shop]
    
     [Traveler]
       I was trying to go in
       the direction of [*Kyushu*],
    
       but there was the *strange wall*
       that kept me from going forward!
    
     [Young Woman]
       **Listen to me!**
    
       You know the *big tree* behind
       the [*Izumo Shrine*] above
       the mountain of Izumo?
    
       Well, I hear a *tube* that throws
       *electricity* appears above the *big
       tree*!
    
       Could you take a picture of that
       with your [*camera*] for me?
       I just love electricity!
       So please?!
    
     [Old Man]
       You see the [*Izumo Shrine*] on
       *top of the mountain* beside
       this coffee shop.
    
       Even at the *big tree* by the lake
       behind this [Izumo Shrine],
       you can find an *electro-tube*.
    
       You can see this tube by aiming
       the *flash* of a *camera* towards
       the *big tree*.
    
     [*Izumo 2*]
       Lake with
          a large tree
    
     [System]
       Received Sasuke's *[No. 2 Battery]*!
    
    Narrator:
       *Electro Shine Unite!*
    
    Sasuke: What the...?!
       Isn't that *Goemon*?!
    
    Sasuke: What in the world
       am I doing here?
    
    Goemon: Hey, that's
       what I want to know...
    
    Goemon: Your *batteries* were
       knocked out of place,
       and you just froze!
    
    Sasuke: That happened to me?!
    
    Yae: Well, what happened?
    
    Sasuke: Hmmmmmm...
       there seems to be a glitch
       in my *memory circuit*...
    
    Sasuke: I'm having trouble remembering.
    
    Sasuke: I must hurry and
       have my *wise ol' man*
       repair it...
    
    Goemon: Sasuke...
       about your *wise ol' man*,
       well...
    
    Ebisumaru: there was an explosion
       that demolished
       his whole house,
    
    Ebisumaru: ...and he's gone missing
       since... well,
       with the explosion...
    
    Sasuke: Wh-wh-whaaaaat?!
       Who would do such
       a thing?!
    
    Goemon: We believe it had to do
       with the *Peach Mountain
       guys* that we're after...
    
    Sasuke: My wise ol' man?!
       Really?!
    
    Sasuke: By guys with
       a *crazy name* like
       *Peach Mountain*?!
    
    Sasuke: Grrr...
       I'm going to crush
       those *Peach Mountain guys*!
    
    Sasuke: let me go with you!
    
     [System]
       ...and as a result,
       the Mechanical Ninja [*Sasuke*]
          joins forces with Goemon!
    
       Now, with the addition of
       Sasuke, *doors with cracks* in
       them can be dstroyed using
       Sasuke's [*Fire Cracker Bomb*]!
    
     [*Hagi*]
    
     [Marker]
       This is *Hagi* highway.
    
     [*Aki* -
        *Nagato*]
    
     [*Akiyoshidai*]
    
     [*Gateway Viewpoint*]
    
     [Marker]
       For
       *Entrance to Shuhodo*,
          turn this corner.
    
     [*Shuhodo*]
    
     [Sign]
       Peach Mountain Shoguns
          [*Festival Temple Castle*]
    
     [System]
       This is fishy,
       a door with a *crack* in it!
       (It can probably be blasted
          with a *bomb*...)
    
     [Festival Temple]
    
     [*Festival Temple
        Castle*]
    
     [System]
       Received a [*Surprise Pack*]!
    
       Remaining players are
          increased by *1*!
    
     [System]
       Sasuke receives
          the *[Kunai of Severe Cold]*!
    
       This allows you to temporarily
       stop flames coming from the *fox*,
       or cool down *hot floors*.
    
       By continuously holding down
       the *B Button* and then letting go...
    
       the [*Kunai Intense Hail Beam*] can
       be shot, in which the Kunai
       will fly in *three* directions!
    
     [Sign]
       Get on top of the drum and *jump*!
    
     [System]
       Ebisumaru receives
          the *[Meat Saw-Hammer]*!
    
       This can change any *item* that
       appears after beating an enemy
       into a *dumpling* to restore
       strength!
    
     [Sign]
       Freeze the *hot floors* with
          the [*Kunai of Severe Cold*]!
    
       (found somewhere in this castle)
    
     [Sign]
       Return the *red plates*
          by *hitting* them back!
    
     [System]
       The Ghost Robot
    
         **TSURAMI**
    
     [Sign]
       Received the *[Miracle Star]*,
          in a shape of a star!
    
    Sharon: Oh no!
       My sweet sweet
       *Sharon Robot*!
    
    Sharon: Without Sharon Robot...
    
    Sharon: We can't keep the power
       to the *barrier* that is
       bloking passage to
       Kyushu.
    
    Goemon: I guess that's it for you!
       Why don't you just
       give up?!
    
    Yae: You guys,
       Peach Mountain!
    
    Yae: Why are you blocking anyone
       from going to *Kyushu*?
       What are you *planning*?
    
    Sharon: Leave me alone!
       Stop frightening me
       like that!! (laughs)
    
    Mystery woman:
       Ooh, ho, ho, ho, ho,
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho......
    
    Goemon: Oh no! Another *weirdo*!
       I can't believe it... (laughs)
    
    Mystery woman: Who are you calling
       a *weirdo*?!
    
    Mystery woman: I don't blame you
       for calling *Dancin'*
       a weirdo, but *me*?!
    
    Mystery woman: I guess you need
       to get to know *me*
       better.
    
    Goemon: No... err... not really... (laughs)
    
    Mystery woman: As cute as
       a *kitty cat*... la, la...
    
    Mystery woman: Yet as dignified
       and beautiful as
       a *lily*... la, la...
    
    Mystery woman: Yes, I am none
       other than...
    
       **Kitty Lily!**
    
    Lily: You guys must be
       the *circus clowns*
       Dancin' was talking about!
    
    Sasuke: You've got that wrong!
       We're no *clowns*! (laughs)
    
    Goemon: You guys are *illusions*
       but are never actually
       here...
    
    Goemon: Stop being so chicken
       and *come out*!
    
    Lily: Oh my!
       I'm surprised
       you don't know...
    
    Lily: *A big star* like me...
    
    Lily: ...will be swamped with
       *fans*, making things
       unsafe, la, la...
    
    Goemon: I've never heard of you! (laughs)
    
    Lily: Ooo, ho, ho, ho, ho...
    
    Lily: Before you know it,
       you'll be coming to see us
       on stage *everyday*, la, la...
    
    Lily: Oh, I know!
    
    Lily: Why don't I be kind to tell
       you something *helpful*!
    
    Lily: *Kyushu* has already become
       *our Stage*, la, la...
    
    Goemon: What did you say?!
    
    Sharon: Hey, that's great!
       Does that mean I can
       return now?
    
    Lily: Sure...
    
    Lily: But before you go,
       I'm out of *foundation*...
    
    Lily: Get the usual *best* for me!
       Okay?
    
    Sharon: Uh... all right,
       but you always take
       forever to pay me back. (laughs)
    
    Sharon: Sob... Well,
       bye bye! (laughs)
    
    Goemon: *Kyushu* seems to be
       in tremendous trouble!
    
    Yae: Yes!
       We shall head for *Kyushu*!
    
     [Gateway Viewpoint]
    
     [Omitsu]
       Oh! Goemon!
    
    Goemon: *Omitsu*!
    
    Goemon: Well,
       what are you doing here?!
    
    Omitsu: Well...
       I'm on my way to *Kyushu*
       on a *delivery*.
    
    Goemon: What?
       All the way from
       *Oedo Town* to *Kyushu*?!
    
    Omitsu: Yes, that's right!
    
    Omitsu: Ever since our business
       was featured
       in *Gourmet Magazine*,
    
    Omitsu: the *phone* just won't quit
       ringing for *deliveries*.
    
    Omitsu: Sorry to interrupt
       but I'm in a hurry!
    
    Omitsu: See you later!
    
    Ebisumaru: We went through
       all that trouble to get
       this far...
    
    Ebisumaru: Did *Omitsu* come
       all this way with
       those *dumplings*? (laughs)
    
    Goemon: Maybe she's a lot tougher
       and *stronger* than she
       seems...
    
    Goemon: What are we talking about!
       We should be headed for
       *Kyushu*, where the *Peach
       Mountain guys* went!
    
    Goemon: *Omitsu*!
       You shouldn't be going to
       *Kyushu* right now...
    
    Goemon: Omitsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
       uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!
    
    Ebisumaru: We have a problem here!
    
    Yae: *Kyushu* has been separated
       from Japan...
    
    Sasuke: And has *disappeared*.
    
    Ebisumaru: What should we do?
    
    Goemon: That's easy!
       We've got to go
       after *Omitsu*...
    
    Goemon: Or should I say,
       go after *Kyushu*!
    
    Sasuke: But how?
    
    Goemon: ...Hmmm...
    
    Yae: *I know!*
    
    Yae: When lost for *answers*,
       we should ask
       the [*Fortune Teller*]!
    
     [Oedo Town]
    
    Gate keeper: Hey!
       Long time no see!
    
       The next *area* you must
       enter is...
    
       I think it's to the *east*
       of [*Musashi*].
    
       You'll find [*Musashi*] as you
       pass through the gate
       into this town.
    
       ...or at least that's
       what my gut feeling is!
    
    Gate keeper: The notheast!
       Metal chest!
       The notheast! Metal chest!
       [*Musashi*]'s *Metal chest*!
    
       Wait, maybe
       I am being a bit too obvious.
    
     [Messenger]
       You have been warned!
    
       An Adventure Diary is
       a record of all your
       [Blood] and [Sweat]!
    
     [Young Man]
       *Strawberry*, *watermelon*, *apple*,
       anything!
       No flying object can surprise
       me now!
    
       However...
    
       I might be a bit surprised
       if I saw *a fruit cake* come
       flying through.
    
     [Man]
       I wonder if any more UFO
       are headed this way...
    
       I know!
       I'll just wear this alien costume...
    
       And voila!
       I'm a Peach Alien myself!
    
     [Dog]
       I can smell something
       big happening, arf!
    
       But it's my policy not to
       stick my head into these
       things, arf!
    
     [Woman]
       With the city of *Kyushu*
       flying away,
       these are difficult times!
    
       This is when your basic tools
       are important...
    
       namely your *helmet*, *armor*,
       and *rice balls*.
    
     [Boy]
       How are you doing?
       Did you get many *fortune dolls*?
    
     [Girl]
       Wow!
       You're telling me that the city
       of *Kyushu* has flown away?!
    
       Now that's what I call funky!
    
     [Man]
       This Coffee Shop without
       *Omitsu* is like...
    
       Having *a chocolate sundae*
       with *no chocolate*!
    
       ...No!
    
       It's like *a leopard* with
       *no spots*!
    
     [Old Man]
       It looks like
       *Omitsu*'s not here today...
    
       **How sad...**
    
     [Old Woman]
       *Omitsu* hasn't returned since
       she went out on a *delivery*...
    
       I'm a bit worried...
    
     [Young Man]
       I've come all the way here
       to see *Omitsu*,
       but she's not here.
       What a drag...
    
     [Old Man]
       Since you have come this far,
       I really have nothing to say!
       Good luck in completing
       the game!
    
       I'll just eat till I can't
       and hit the hay!
    
       **Burp!**
    
     [Man]
       I went all theway to
       Mokubei's place to talk about
       UFO...
    
       But I never thought there
       would be a house there...
    
       How in the world did he build
       that thing?
    
     [Old Man]
       I've been thinking for
       some time...
    
       The lantern at the Thunder Gate
       is way too big.
       It's impossible to pass under it!
    
     [Old Man]
       Well,
       I've finally made it to
       the top of *Mt. Fuji*!
    
       To mark the event,
       I went to the pipe maker's to
       buy an old pipe.
    
     [Man]
       How about the *fortune teller*?
       All of your worries shall
       disappear.
    
       After all, I operate a whole
       chain of them.
       Ha, ha, ha...
    
    Chuppy: Wander, wander,
       wander, wander, wander,
       wander, wander, wander...
    
       I can't take this any more, arf!
    
     [Boy]
       I'm going to the *Muscle Gym*,
       to become a great officer
       with lots of muscles.
    
       But don't start calling me
       a muscle head!!
    
     [Woman]
       Aww,
       I wish I could travel
       all around Japan like you.
    
       And beat up all
       the pickpockets I run into.
    
     [Young Man]
       Auggghhhhh!
    
       I will cut and cut and cut
       everything with this sword...
    
       *Radishes*, *pumpkins*, *onions*...
    
       Hey wait a minute!
       I'm no grocery store owner!
    
     [Young Man]
       Edo people aren't too fussy,
       all we want is a hot bath and
       a nice bed!
    
       **Get to Sleep!**
    
     [Guard]
       Seeing that we cannot enter
       Oedo Castle, there's nothing
       much happening here!
    
       We did find out that there's
       someone new in
       the *Goemon Tenements*.
    
     [Traveler]
       If only I could train at
       the *Muscle Gym*...
    
       That *metal chest* blocking
       the road [*East*] of [*Musashi*],
       leading to the Northeast Region...
    
       You think you can move it
       easily now?
    
     [Young Woman]
       If only I had a *Chain Pipe*,
       I could sneak into Oedo Castle
       myself.
    
       That's right!
       I'll make the Chain Pipe!
    
          *...the end*.
    
     [Plasma Man]
       In a cold region to your *North*,
       there is the [*Mt. Fear*], wwhere
       it snows!
    
       There, you shall meet someone
       who will be of great help to you,
       plasma!
    
       **HOWEVER!**
    
       You must first go to [*Oedo Town*]
       to undergo one training session,
       plasma!
    
     [Boy]
       They're moving here!
          They're moving here!
    
     [Girl]
       I saw something strange
       bouncing around in
       the *western sky*.
    
       After looking at it for
       a while, my eyes also started
       going...
    
       Bounce, bounce, bounce,
       bounce, bounce, bounce,
       bounce, bounce, bounce...
    
       Ahhhhh!
       I feel dizzy...!
    
     [Woman]
       Hey!
       That *new person* had moved in!
    
       ...I was hoping he'd be a bit
       more handsome...
    
       I think he wants to open
       a *Muscle Gym*, and is looking
       for young people who want to
       develop their [*muscles*]!
    
    Lord: I hear Kyushu's also
       having some problems.
    
       I'm glad
       I'm not *the Lord of Kyushu*...
    
    Princess Yuki:
       I heard about *Kyushu*...
    
       If other areas of Japan
       start flying around,
       there won't be any Japan left.
    
     [Old Woman]
       We had a barbecue party with
       the Lord and Princess Yuki
       the other day!
    
       What was that?
       So what??...?!
    
       Well,
       it's just a simple message...
    
     [Young Woman]
       Those rumors that *Kyushu* went
       flying...
    
       Is it true?
          Yes, it is true!
          There's no way it could be true
    
       What?!
       It is *true*?!
    
       Yourre not pulling my leg,
       are you?!
    
       What bad luck!
       I really wanted to see it!
    
       I thought so!
    
       And to think that I almost
       fell for this one!
    
     [Man]
       *Someone new* has moved into
       the house next door, but...
    
       He's rebuilding the inside
       in a very strange way...
    
       You should drop by and see
       for yourself...
    
     [Trainer]
       Good of you to come!
    
       This is the *Muscle Training Gym*,
       where you can train to develop
       your *muscles*!
    
       Once you're done training here,
       you'd be able to simply push
       the *[Metal Box]*!
    
       Are you ready to start training?
          Let's get started!
          I'd rather not.
    
       Well, you need a head full of
       *thorns* and a mouth shaped like
       an *upside-down* "*V*".
    
       All right!
       Let me show you to
       the Training Gym!
    
       Well that's a surprise.
       It's your chance to really develop
       your from into a *body of steel*.
    
    Narrator: Now then,
       let me explain
       the *Training*!
    
    Narrator: Several [Oyakata]s will
       come out of the *holes*
       around you.
    
    Narrator: For a fixed period of
       time, you must make sure
       your *balloon* is not
       popped.
    
    Narrator: And you do
       this by throwing
       *Metal Boxes* at
       the [Oyakata]s!
    
    Narrator: Aim with your
       *Control Stick*, and
       throw the *Metal Boxes*
       with the [*B* Button]!
    
    Narrator: Try your best to keep
       the *balloon* from being
       popped!
    
    Narrator: Ready, set...
    
    Narrator:
       **START!**
    
     [Trainer]
       That was too bad,
       give it another try.
    
     [System]
       Do you want instructions for
       the Training?
          No, I don't need it!
          Yes, absolutely!
    
     [Trainer]
       Way to go!
       Now you can call yourself
       a *Muscle Man*!
    
     [System]
       Goemon obtains
       the [*Sudden Impact*] magic powers!
    
       By consuming some *money*,
       you will be able to move
       *heavy thing* for a specific period
       of time!
    
       Furthermore,
       while the magic power is
       in effect, you will have *double*
       the *attacking power*!
    
       (However, be careful, as *damage*
       from the enemy will also *double)
    
     [Trainer]
       Just think that you're developing
       your *muscles* to save *Japan*!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Use the magic power of
       *Sudden Impact* to move
       the *Metal Box* located on the *east*
       cliff of [Musashi],
    
       past the gates to
       [Oedo Town], plasma!
    
       Then, far way to the [*North*],
       at [*Mt. Fear*], you shall meet
       *someone* who'd be of great help
       to you, plasma!
    
     [Tunnels and Northeast]
    
     Tunnel to
        the [*Northeast*]
    
     Tunnel to
        the [*Northeast*] *2*
    
     [*Mutsu*]
    
     [Festival Village]
    
     [Mutsu /
        *Festival Village*]
    
     [Boy]
       This is the *Festival Village*
       of [Mutsu]!
    
       Even the cold snow is blown away
       with our burning energy!
       We blast the cold away with
       our Festival Power!
    
     [Young Man]
       Oh yes!
       Every single night is a *festival*!
       A *festival*! A *festival*!
       Yeah, yeah!
    
       ...
    
       Hey, hey, hey!
       This is where you're supposed to
       ask me to stop getting so excited!
    
     [Woman]
       Festivals reflect the heart and
       soul of the Japanese!
    
       If your blood's not pounding
       quickly, or your body's not
       dancing, one can't really consider
       you to be Japanese!
    
     [Old Man]
       [*North*] of this village ou will
       find the [*Stone Circle*], where
       the mysterious Stone Pillars
       stand!
    
       However, the Circle does not mean
       there's a bunch of people in
       a circle!
    
     [Man]
       *Mr. Mokubei*, who lives around
       *Mt. Fuji*, is actually my elder
       brother.
    
       I have been hearing rumours
       that he has further developed
       his *skills*.
    
       If you used the *pipe* my brother
       *makes*, there should be no problem
       getting through to destroy the
       *rocks* blocking at Mt. Fear
    
     [Young Man]
       On the other side of this village
       is [*Mt. Feaer*], where [*Witch*]
       lives, who can call the *spirits*
       of all kinds of people.
    
       Just the other day, she called
       upon an *Alien spirit*, which ended
       upc ausing a huge headache.
    
     [Old Man]
       At [Mt. Fear], the power used by
       the *Witch* is marvellous,
    
       but I'm puzzled as to
       what exactly she is calling.
    
     [Man]
       The ocean about this time of year
       becomes covered with *ice*,
       due to the icebergs drifting down
       from the *North Pole*.
    
     [Woman]
       IT has been *very cold* for
       several days nxow.
    
       The *main route* leading to
       [Mt. Fear] is now covered in ice,
       making it very difficult.
    
       But it shouldln't be nearly as
       difficult to climb if you use
       a *ladder* and climb *the alternate
       route around the back*.
    
     [Boy]
       I saw a *fish monster* arise out
       of the ocean!
    
       It looked like a *monster* that
       would come out in a SFX movie.
    
     [Woman]
       There is a saying, that if you
       climb up the [*Waterfall of Kegon*],
       you could become a *mermaid*.
    
       I myself am going to become
       a *mermaid*, and wait for my *prince*
       to come.
       Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
    
     [Young Man]
       If you exit from the [*South*] of
       this village, turn [*Right*] and go
       through the [Uzen Tunnel],
    
       you will find the [*Waterfall of Kegon*].
    
       Well, you might find it a little
       confusing, but that's the way to
       get to the [*Waterfall of Kegon*].
    
    
     [Girl]
       In this village where festivals
       are held every day, there is only
       one day with no festival,
       the New Year!
    
       It's kind of a strange village,
       don't you think?
    
    Takemaru:
       The *back route* to [Mt. Fear] is
       inaccessible, due to the *Stone*
       blocking the way, arf!
    
       There's no way you can destroy
       that *stone* and get through,
       without an extra powerful
       [*Weapon*] or something, arf!
    
     [Boy]
       Somewhere in this village is
       a *store* where you cannot enter
       unless you're a *good swimmer*!
    
       But if anyone attempted to swim
       here with all this snow on
       the ground, surely they'd catch
       a cold!
    
     [Old Man]
       Long ago...
    
       this village was where people
       who sacrificed their lives would
       come to live,
    
       they called it the
       "*Don't You Think It's Hot Blooded*"
       village.
    
       Well, I made that up,
       but it sounds true when I say it
       that way, doesn't it?
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Mokubei, a *pipe maker* at *Mt. Fuji*,
       should be able to increase
       the power of your weapons,
       plasma!
    
     [Old Man]
       I can hardly standon my own
       two legs, but I tell you,
       the Drum of the Festival brings
       power to my soul!
    
     [Dog]
       A *weirdo* with a white face was
       roaming this village asking for
       the secret to the power of
       the festival, arf.
    
       But why would he ask a dog
       like me?!
    
     [Old Man]
       If only I were just
       a little younger,
       I'd be the one on stage,
    
       but on second thoughts,
       I'd rather not! I'm afraid of
       high places.
    
     [Boy]
       Hey, hey!
       My body's moving to the beat of
       the music.
    
       Yes! Flash! The rockin' kid!
       Shakin' it, baby!
    
     [Young Woman]
       The drummer at the festival is
       not only popular with the girls.
       He's also popular with the boys!
    
     [Man]
       Urrrrrrrrrrrrr!
    
       If the drummer of the festival
       were selected on looks,
       I just know they'd pick me.
    
     [Young Man]
       The number one drum specialist
       in town! That's me, Hikozo!
    
       You're surprised?!
          Incredible!
          You ask why?!
    
       Haw, haw, haw, haw!
    
       With my drumstick techniques,
       I can make any item sound
       like drums!
    
       Ah, but, the other day
       I hit a dog tryin to make such
       a sound, but got into
       a lot of trouble.
    
       **No!!!**
    
       I'm too scared to go down.
    
       You ask why?
    
       How could you ask with that
       tone of voice?
    
    Beth: As of late I've noticed
       this *nice scent* coming from
       the *Ocean*, arf.
    
       Mmm, what a scent!
       I'm quickly getting very hungry!
    
     [Woman]
       I hear that *food* is disappearing
       recently from all over the place.
    
       Just the other day,
       the *foie gras* and *can of caviar*
       I'd been saving for a special
       occasion disappeared. Blast it!
    
    Restaurant: *Welcome!*
       What will you have?
          Apple 15
          Bowl of noodles 25
          Kiritanpo 45
    
       Sweet yet sour, the taste of
       a freshly picked apple!
    
       Look, it's red and cute,
       just like my cheeks!
    
       The cute little bowls they
       comein make the meal
       even more delightful!
    
       I bet you I could eat
       more than you!
    
       It's good by itself,
       or in a hot bowl of soup!
    
       A well known dish
       from the Northeast Region,
       where the rice is excellent!
    
     [Man]
       The *rival store* tot his shop
       is apparently right in the *Festival
       Village*,
    
       but I've never seen it there.
       I wonder where it is?
    
    General Store: Welcome!
       What have you come to buy?
          Plum Rice Balls 120
          Fish Rice Balls 200
          Metal Armour 200
    
          This automatically recovers your
          strength to *maximum points*
          wenever it reaches 0.
    
     [Fat Man]
       *UFOs* are often sighted at
       the *Stone Circle* of [Ugo].
    
       Incidentally, that's where
       our precious *cattle* were abducted.
    
       I can't take this any more.
    
     [Northeast]
    
     [*Mutsu]
        Mt. Fear
    
     [Marker]
       [*Mt. Fear* -
          Back Route]
    
     [*Mutsu*]
        Shoreline
    
     [Sign]
       There is a *gate*
          located underwater.
    
       To open this, you must press
       the *red button* in the waters...
    
     [*Ugo*]
       Stone Circle
    
     [Mt. Fuji]
    
    Mokubei: Well, well, well!
       Long time no see!
    
       What now?!
          We've come for a cup of coffee.
          Please improve our [Weapons].
    
    Mokubei: Hey,
       this is *no* coffee shop!
    
    Mokubei: Hm!
       So that's what you have
       come for... okay,
    
       stand back... and
       I'll show you what my training
       has done for me...
    
       Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggghh!
    
    Mokubei: Whew! Well,
       how's that for
       improvement!
       There you go!
    
     [System]
       The [Weapons] belonging to
       Goemon and allies
          improve to [*Level 2*]!
    
       (*Yae* can now use
          the *Sword Shield*!)
    
    Goemon: Thank you Mokubei!
    
    Mokubei: No problem!
    
    Mokubei: It was a good thing
       I went to Mt. Fuji to
       train!
    
       But I never made a decent pipe
       before...
    
     [Festival Village]
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Destroy the *rock* blocking
       the Rear Entrance of [Mt. Fear],
       using your newly powered *weapons*,
       plasma!
    
     [Witch's House]
    
    Witch: You... you must have
       come here not knowing
       what to do.
    
    Yae: How did you know?
    
    Witch: Hee, hee, hee...!
    
       I've been in this for *120* years!
    
       All I need to do is look at
       your face, and I know exactly
       what you're thinking of!
    
       ...
       ...
    
       ...Ah!
    
       There's something!
    
       I can see something!
    
    Ebisumaru: What?
    
    Ebisumaru: is my *fly open*?
    
    Witch:
       *That's not where I'm looking!* (laughs)
    
       I see an [*Old Man*] with
       a *strange* look,
       in a very dark place...
    
    Ebisumaru: *Strange*?
       Then it could only be
       the *wise old man* in Iga!
    
    Sasuke: *You must be joking!*
    
    Witch: It sounds like you know
       this man...
    
       How about it!
       With *my powers*,
       I could call him out here!
    
    Sasuke: Re-really?!
    
    Sasuke: Please!
       I just want to get
       a glimpse of my
       *wise ol' man*!
    
    Witch: All right!
       I'll do it for *300 ryo*!
    
    Sasuke: Huh?!
    
    Goemon: You're asking us
       for *money*?!
    
    Witch: Of course!
       This is *business*.
       I've got to charge
       something!
    
    Witch: *300 ryo*!
       Take it or leave it!
          I'll take it!
          I don't have that much!
    
    Witch: In that case,
       it's no longer my concern.
    
    Witch: Well,
       Did you get some money?
          You bet!
          Well, not quite...
    
    Witch: Very well... Now,
    
       I'm going to call them all back!
    
       Hmmmm!
    
          Come come, come here,
          come here, here!
    
          Welcome, come come,
          come on baby!
    
          Come on, come come,
          Come back!!
    
          Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!
    
          **Take that!!!**
    
    Yae: Oh, the *wise ol' man*?
    
    Wise Man: Oh, Yae, what a delight!
    
    Wise Man: Aah... where in
       the world is this?
    
    Sasuke: Ol' Man...
       what has happened to you
       ...oh no!!
    
    Goemon: Wise Man!
       Tell us!
    
    Goemon: We want to save *Kyushu*,
       and *Omitsu*...
    
    Goemon: But we have no idea
       where to go or look...
    
    Wise Man: Hmmm...
       I see...
    
    Wise Man: As I understand it,
       *Kyushu* is floating
       in *outer space*.
    
    Yae: *outer space*?!
    
    Ebisumaru: Yeah, but how are
       we goin to get
       all the way out there?
    
    Wise Man: There is one way...
    
    Goemon: Huh?
    
    Wise Man: Retrieve [*Miracle Items*]
       from the four *Flake Gang*
       leaders of Peach Mountain
       ...
    
    Wise Man: ... and take it to
       the *altar* of
       the *Stone Circle* in [Ugo],
       to the *west*...
    
    Wise Man: Then you'll be able to
       go to *outer space*!
    
    Goemon: Awesome...
    
    Goemon: But Wise Man!
       How do you know?!
    
    Wise Man: Ahem!
       That's because I'm...
    
    Wise Man:
       **The WISE MAN!**
    
    Wise Man: Wait a minute!
    
    Wise Man: I see you already have
       [*Three*] *Miracle Items*.
    
    Wise Man: You only need *one* more!
       Good luck on your search.
    
    Witch: You should be
       looking for...
    
       ...the *Miracle Item*
       the *Wise Man* was talking about!
    
       **Get going!**
    
     [Festival Village]
       The *weirdo* of Peach Mountain,
       who's around somewhere,
       has the *Miracle Item* you are
       looking for, plasma.
    
       To find out where he is,
       listen well to the people
       of the [*Festival Village*],
       plasma!
    
     [Tunnel]
    
     [*Uzen*]
        Tunnel
    
     [Waterfall of Kegon]
    
     [Nikko]
        *Waterfall of Kegon*
    
    Narrator: Take control of the
       *Legend of the Mermaid*!
       Looking for applicants!
    
       Do you ish to challenge
       the Legend?
          Yes, I do!
          I'm going to pass on this one.
    
       If you say so.
       Come back if you change
       your mind.
    
    Narrator: Are you ready?!
    
     [System]
       Do you want instructions
       for the training?
          No, that's fine!
          Yes, please tell me!
    
    Narrator: Press the [*A* Button]
       several times *quickly*
       to climb the waterfall
       in front of you.
    
    Narrator: If you reach the *goal*
       located at the top of
       the waterfall, within
       the specified time,
    
    Narrator: you have *completed
       the training*!
    
    Narrator: However...
    
    Narrator: there will be [Oyakata]s
       appearing at thet op of
       the waterfall to try and
       foil your attempts!
    
    Narrator: Use your *Control Stick*
       to keep you from falling
       into the *waterfall basin*!
    
    Narrator: Ready...
    
    Narrator:
       **Set...**
    
    Narrator:
       **Go!**
    
     [System]
       **BEAUTIFULLY
          DONE!!**
    
    Narrator: Your gracious swimming
       skills are like that of
       the *Mermaid Princess*!
    
     [System]
       Yae obtains
          the [*Mermaid*] magic powers!
    
       Now you can swim *underwater* in
       the deep ocean and rivers!
    
     [Festival Village]
    
    General Store: *Welcome!*
       What have you come to buy?
          Gold Helmet 250
          Gold Armour 350
          Surprise Pack 500
    
       With this you could defend
       yourself by resisting *8 shots* from
       the *enemy*.
    
       This will defend you against
       *8 attacks* from the enemy.
    
     [Sea of Japan]
    
     [*Japan Sea*]
        Underwater
    
     [System]
       Yae receives
          the *[Yae Bazooka]*!
    
       This allows Yae to shoot at
          enemies from a distance!
    
       By continuously holding down
       the *B Button* and then letting go...
    
       the [*Lock on Bazooka*] is activated
       where by it will automatically
       lock on tot heenemies
       at which it is aimed.
    
     [Sign]
       Find the hidden route
          using the *windup camera*...
    
    Poron: You have finally made it
       as far as here to see me,
       the mighty *Poron*!
    
    Poron: Do you ever give up?
       I sense you are
       *a die hard fine of mine*! (laughs)
    
    Yae: I've come here, not to see
       you, but to find
       the *Miracle item*!
    
    Poron: You're saying...
       not for me... but
       the *Miracle...*is thatso?
    
    Poron: Tsk, tsk... it's too bad.
    
    Poron: Last time I was in
       the *Kansai Region* on
       *a vacation*...
    
    Poron: ...I dropped it somewhere
       in the [*Zazen Town*]. (laughs)
    
    Ebisumaru: Gasp!
       You've gotta be kidding!
    
    Yae: Well, if he's not kidding,
       we must return to
       [*Zazen Town*] at once!
    
    Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!
    
    Lily: It's not goign to be
       that easy, la, la...
    
    Goemon: *Lily*!
    
    Lily: You're all getting
       in the way too often!
    
    Lily: Therefore...
    
    Lily: I'm taking you on a one way
       trip somewhere far,
       *far away*. (laughs)
    
    Dancin': H-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
       ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
    
    Dancin': Yeeeess, la, la...
    
    Dancin': You're invited to *hell*,
       *Fernandez*, la, la!
    
    Lily: **Dancin'!**
    
    Lily: What are YOU doing here!
    
    Dancin': I just thought,
       since I've only been in
       a few *scenes*...
    
    Dancin': By the way,
       the word *scenes*...
    
    Dancin': Has nothing to do with
       my name, cuz my name is
       not *Dan-scene*, la, la...! (Oooh...)
    
    Lily: You're taking valuable time
       away from *MY scene* to
       tell us that awful *joke*!
    
    Dancin': You've got much to
       learn... to be a *star*,
       you've got to stand out
       like a sore thumb!
    
    Lily: That's not fair!! (laughs)
    
    Poron: Um... Ah
    
    Poron: Mr. Dancin'...
    
    Poron: Ms. Lily...
    
    Poron: What should I do? (laughs)
    
    Dancin': ...*ouch!* (laughs)
    
    Dancin': Uh, well, w-why don't
       you use the *deivce* to get
       rid of those guys!
    
    Dancin': ...*ouch, I say!* (laughs)
    
    Poron: Ah, yes sir!
    
    Dancin': Anyway, goodbye, *Fernandez*!
    
    Lily: He-ey!
       That's my **line**! (applause, laughs)
    
    Goemon: What was that all about? (laughs)
    
    Poron: Well, as the man says...
    
    Poron: *Goodbye!*
    
    Poron: *Switch to the...*
    
       **ON position!**
    
    Poron: Bye!
    
    Yae: Ah, *wait!*
    
    Ebisumaru: What is going on?!
    
     [System]
       T minus
          **30** seconds...
    
    Yae: It looks like the *time bomb*
       has been activated.
    
    Ebisumaru: Are you saying we're
       going to be food for
       the fish in a matter
       of seconds?
    
    Sasuke: It's nothing to be
       joking about!
    
    Yae: It's times like this
       when it's important
       to stay calm...
    
     [System]
       The Charming Mermaid
    
          **THAISAMBA 2**
    
    Impact: Well, I've got
       a *movie* to complete...
    
    Impact: ...so I must head back
       to *France*!
    
    Impact: If you need me again,
       *Au Revoir*!
    
     [Festival Village]
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Ask the *Collector* of [*Zazen Town*],
       plasma!
    
     [Zazen Town]
    
    Benkei: What is it today?
    
    Yae: Excuse me, Mr. Benkei,
       I'd like to ask you
       something...
    
    Yae: Would you not have something
       called a *Miracle Item*?
    
    Benkei: Huh?
       A *Miracle*...?
    
       No, I'm sorry,
       I don't have any such thing.
    
       But maybe *he* would have it...
    
    Ebisumaru: Uh-huh,
       and who could that be?
    
    Benkei: Well, there is the *collector*
       with a collection even
       greater than mine...
    
       ...I believe his name
       was [*Kihachi*].
    
    Yae: Where could we find
       this *Mr. Kihachi*?
    
    Benkei: He lives on
       the [*Center Pond*]
       of Zazen Town!
    
    Benkei: Hmmm...
       I can't lose to *Kihachi*!
    
       I must build on my collection!
    
     [Kihachi]
       What'd you say?
    
       What do you want with me,
       the might water imp *Kihachi*?
    
    Yae: I'm sorry to bother you...
    
    Yae: But do you remember
       picking up an unusual *item*
       around here?
    
    Kihachi: Hmmm...
       Maybe you're referring to
       this *odd item* I picked up
       the other day?
    
    Goemon: Is that a fact?
       If that's true,
       can you give it to us?
    
    Kihachi: Get real!
       You don't just ask to
       get something for nothing!
    
    Kihachi: Try carving the word
       "*WORLD*" in that piece
       of rock...
    
    Kihachi: And tell me out loud
       what you have...
    
    Ebisumaru: Hey, that's pretty
       tough, it's no easy task
       to carve "*WORLD*" on
       here!
    
    Goemon: It's a tough world! (laughs)
    
    Kihachi: In any case,
       I can't just go around
       giving away parts of my
       valuable *collection*.
    
    Yae: Please reconsider.
       We really need *that item*.
    
    Kihachi: Hmmmmmm...
    
    Kihachi: It's so hard to say no
       to someone so *cute*
       as you. (laughs)
    
    Kihachi: All right!
       I'll give it to you
       if you bring me
       my *favorite food*.
    
    Ebisumaru: Your *favorite food*?
    
    Kihachi: Yes!
       *My favourite food*!
    
    Kihachi: Farewell!
    
    Kihachi: *Cucumber*...
    
     [Old Woman]
       I know, I know!
    
       You've come to ask about
       Kihachi's *favorite food*, right?
    
       The best person to ask is
       the *priest* at the *Golden Temple*!
    
       You should be able to find
       something out there...
    
       Oh, right, before you go,
       let me give you some things
       you can use!
    
     [System]
       Goemon receives,
          [*Fish Rice Balls*],
          [*Golden Armor*] and
          [*Golden Helmet*]!
    
     [Woman]
       The *son* of the priest at
       the *Golden Temple* makes
       really good *cucumbers*...
    
       If you want to meet [*the son*],
       you should ask the *priest*
       where you could find him.
    
     [Messenger]
       I became a *messenger* so that
       I could strengthen my legs,
       to *jump* greater heights!
    
       Ever since I was a child,
       I've always wanted to light up
       the *Big Sacred Fire*!
    
     [Woman]
       Kihachi loves the *cucumber*
       made by the *son* of the priest
       at the *Oolden Temple*...
    
       On the other hand,
       he doesn't like *cockroaches*...
    
       ...
       ...
    
       Well, I don't know anyone
       who does!
    
     [Old Man]
       By using my *Super Memory*,
       I remember that...
    
       while gazing up at
       the Big Sacred Fire,
       *Kihachi*, the water imp...
    
       was eating the *cucumber*
       made by the *son* of the priest!
    
     [Woman]
       Kihachi's not my type!
    
       Oh, you're not asking
       if I like Kihachi?
       You're asking me what Kihachi
       likes?
    
       Um, ah, wait!
       I had no idea you were...
    
       ...
    
       ...uh, anyway,
       I've got no idea!
    
     [Dog]
       Kihachi was always eating
       this *green long thing*, arf!
    
    Chiyomaru: Kihachi would often
       come to this Creek and...
    
       force me to eat some
       *cucumbers*...
    
     [Man]
       You want to know Kihachi's
       *favorite food*?
    
       That would be the *cucumber*
       made by the *son* of the priest
       of the *Golden Temple*!
    
     [Woman]
       If you want to know what
       Kihiachi's *favourite food* is,
       you should go see the *priest*
       at the Golden Temple.
    
     [Boy]
       You have something to ask me?
          Who is Kihachi?
          What's Kihachi's favorite food?
    
       Well, it's a bit complicated...
    
       He was saying something
       about popping up at the end
       of the game and running off
       with the best part!
    
       I know!
    
       He was at the *Center Pond*
       crunching on [*cucumber*]
       made by the *son* of the priest.
    
     [Young Man]
       Kihachi?!
    
       I can't stand his guts!
    
       He replaces the octopus with
       cucumber!
    
       If he does that, they're
       no longer octopus dumplings!
       They're cucumber dumplings!
    
     [Boy]
       A water imp loves *cucumber*!
    
       Kihachi, in particular,
       loves the cucumber made by
       the *son* of the priest at
       the Golden Temple!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       To climb the extremely *high step*
       of *Mt. Kyoigatake*, and meet
       the *cucumber*-making expert,
    
       you need to train to obtain
       the technique to increase your
       power to *jump*, plasma!
    
       Ask the [*Priest*] of
       the Golden Temple, plasma!
    
     [Guard]
       Kihachi's *favorite food*...?
    
       Well it doesn't seem to be
       *Gigantic Robots*.
    
     [Young Man]
       The *Big Sacred Fire* is above
       here!
    
       But you have to take a *big jump*
       to get up there!
    
    Priest: So, you've come to
       listen to my sermon?
          No, no, no. Where is your son?
          We could save that for next...
    
    Priest: What?
       you want to see my *son*?
    
       My son's gone to watch
       the *Big Sacred Fire*...
    
       You'll find him at [*Mt. Nyoigatake*],
       next to this Temple.
    
    Yae: So, we can meet him
       at *Mt. Nyoigatake*?
    
    Priest: Tsk, Tsk...
       It won't be quite
       that simple.
    
       To get to the [*Big Fire*] of
       *Mt. Nyoigatake*...
    
       Only those with extensive
       *training*, who can *jump*
       unimaginable heights,
       will be able to proceed.
    
       Do you think you could do
       that?
          I'll try.
          I hate training.
    
       Youngsters today are all
       a bunch of wimps...
    
       Have you changed your mind
       yet about the training?
          I'll try.
          No, no, no...
    
       Wow!
       I admire your spirit!
    
       Let's begin with the training
       then!
    
       In [*Bizen*] of
       the Chugoku Region, there is
       a *locked warehouse*...
    
       Inside that warehouse is
       a *training gym*, and here is
       the [*key*] to the gym.
    
       OK!
       This is the *key* that will
       open the training gym.
    
       Don't give up!
    
     [System]
       Goemon and allies
          receive the [*Key to Training*]!
    
       If you don't want to
       listen, just say you
       don't want to listen!
    
    Priest: You'll be in
       the *warehouse* at
       [Bizen] during the whole
       time you're training!
    
       I wonder if you have the *guts*
       to overcome the training...
    
     [Bizen]
    
     [Trainer]
       Good of you to come!
    
       This is where you will train to
       develop your legs and ankles,
       and become a *Super Jumper*!
    
       Have you come to take on
       this training?
    
       Is that so?
       I'm too busy to be dealing
       with jokers like you anyway!
    
       Hmmm.
       It wouldn't be for you...
    
       It's got to be someone with
       *Triangular eyebrows* and
       a *round head*.
    
       I'll show you to the Training Gym.
    
    Narrator: I will now explain the training!
    
    Narrator: You will *jump* from
       *foothold to foothold*
       around the pillar, within
       a specified *time limit*!
    
    Narrator: You have completed your
       training when you reach
       the *goal* at the very top.
    
    Narrator: *Jump* over the footholds
       that will move!
       Try your best to finish
       within the *time limit*!
    
    Narrator: Ready, set...
    
    Narrator:
       **Start!**
    
     [Trainer]
       *Bravo!*
       From now on, you can call
       yourself a *Super Jumper*!
    
     [System]
       Sasuke obtains
          the [*Flying*] magic powers!
    
       Using the *Super Jump*, you can
       go to *high places* that were
       previously unreachable!
    
     [Trainer]
       Jumping is *my life*,
       it's all I've known!
    
     [Zazen Town]
    
    Kihachi: *Cucumber* that
       the *priest's son* makes...
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Use the [*Flying*] magic powers
       to climb on to the steps
       of *Mt. Nyoigatake*.
    
       There you'll meet the *son* of
       the priest, plasma!
    
    Priest: Hmm!
       You're pretty good.
    
       To commemorate this occasion,
       how about an *autograph* from me?
    
    Son: What?
       You've come all the way here...
    
    Son: So what do you want?
       To see the Big Sacred Fire...
       Do you have Kihachi's favorite?
    
    Son: Well, beautiful isn't it!
    
    Son: To be able to watch with
       such a *cute girl*!
    
    Son: Ah?
       About the *cucumber*?
    
       Oh, did you want some of
       the *cucumber* I grew?
          Yes!
          No, I won't bother.
    
       I didn't think so.
       You don't look like
       a *water imp* to me.
    
    Son: So you want my *cucumbers*
       after all?
          Yes!
          No thanks.
    
       Okay, I'll sell it to you for *800* ryo!
       Do you want it even at that price?
          Yeah!
          What?! That's too much!!
    
    Son: If you can't appreciate
       the value of my cucumbers,
       you can leave right now!
    
    Son: You've made a wise purchase!
    
    Son: Here you go.
    
     [System]
       Goemon and allies
          receive [*Quality Cucumber*]!
    
    Son: I already sold *you* cucumbers!
    
     [Plasma Man]
       Go! Take those *Cucumbers*
       you have to *Kihachi*, plasma!
    
    Kihachi: Yes! That's it!
    
     [System]
       Goemon and allies trade their
       *quality cucumber* with
       Kihachi's [*Miracle Item*].
    
       Goemon and allies
       receive the [*Miracle Snow*],
          shaped like a snow flake.
    
    Kihachi: Farewell!
    
    Kihachi: Eating cucumber
       while watching
       the Big Sacred Fire..
    
    Kihachi: Nothing could match
       this...
    
     [Stone Circle]
    
    Goemon: There!
       We now have all
       the *Miracle Items*!
    
    Goemon: Take us to *outer space*!
    
    Pemopemo God:
       I am the *Pemopemo God*...
    
    Pemopemo God:
       Let me warn you that once
       you go to *outer space*, you
       may never be able to return.
    
    Pemopemo God: Will you still go...?
       Yes, we will!
       No, we're not going...
    
    Pemopemo God:
       Come back when you get
       the courage to go.
    
    Pemopemo God:
       I commend you for your
       courage!
    
     [Kyushu]
    
     [*Gorgeous
       Musical Castle*]
    
     [Man]
       This is where *Sogen Town*
       of [Bizen] used to be!
    
       It's become so *strange*,
       it makes you want to yell
       "*This is nothing like Kyushu!*"
       Boo-hoo.
    
     [Woman]
       The Peach Mountain musical is
       on twice a day
          - at 1:00 and 5:00 p.m.
    
       It's always the same content,
       but I keep on seeing it anyway.
    
     [Boy]
       When I woke up in the morning,
       the town looked so *different*!
    
       Well,
       it doesn't really matter to me.
    
     [Man]
       Our [*Sogen Town*] has become
       what it is now in an *instant*.
    
       I've got no idea how we're
       going to be able to manage
       from now on.
    
     [Man]
       This area is terrible for business,
       *nobody* comes here.
    
       I should just give up
       being a merchant and
       become a *Musical Star*!
    
     [Woman]
       I saw Peach Mountain shoguns
       *musical* yesterday as well!
    
       *Dancin'* is just *great*!
    
     [Innkeeper]
       The room is prepared so that
       you can at least sleep in it.
    
       You can relax in this room
       to a certain extent.
    
       The room is gorgeous!
       Wonderful! Fantastic!
    
     [Young Man]
       Do the young women prefer
       flashy men like...
       that *Dancin'* guy?
    
       Maybe I should be wearing
       *makekup* myself.
    
    Restaurant: *Welcome!*
       What will you have?
          Sponge Cake 15
          Round Radish 25
          Chanpon Noodles 45
    
       So sweet it will make your cheeks
       melt.
    
       A soft and sweet snack from
       the Netherlands.
    
       Wow, a fat, healthy radish!
    
       It's a super huge radish!
    
       Delicious noodles with plenty
       of vegetables.
    
       Lots o' vegetables,
       lots o' seafood.
    
     [Old Man]
       All the *young women* seem to
       be going to the *Peach Mountain
       Musical* quite often.
    
       I wonder if it's the same in
       other towns as well?
    
     [Girl]
       Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
    
       How's my *imitation*?
       Don't I sound just like *Kitty Lily*!
    
       Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
       ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
       ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
       ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
    
       How's my *imitation*?
       Don't I sound just like
       *Spring Breeze Dancin'*!
    
       PLASMA!!
    
       Woops! My mistake!
    
    Omitsu: Oh! *Goemon*!
    
    Goemon: **OMITSU!**
    
    Goemon: I'm glad you're okay!
    
    Goemon: I didn't know what would
       happen when I saw *Kyushu*
       flying away.
    
    Omitsu: It surprised me at the
       time, but I'm all right.
       I'm sorry to have
       worried you.
    
    Yae: But to see all of Kyushu
       in this state.
    
    Goemon: Peach Mountain's
       *Instant Stage Beam*'s power
       has increased!
    
    Sasuke: We've got to do
       something quickly!
    
    Sasuke: Just imagine if they
       continued to do
       this to *all of Japan*!
    
    Ebisumaru: That's right!
       By the way,
       I wonder where
       *Dancin'* and *Lily* are?
    
    Omitsu: I heard that they were
       behind the *doors* right
       ahead of us.
    
    Omitsu: But the door's *rigid* and
       *cannot be opened* easily.
    
    Ebisumaru: Then I'll *huff*,
       and I'll *puff*,
       and I'll *blow*
       the door down. (laugh)
    
    Sasuke: We've got no time
       for *dumb jokes*!(laugh)
    
    Omitsu: *I know!*
    
    Omitsu: I know *someone* who could
       *help* us.
    
    Goemon: *Who*?!
    
    Omitsu: I'm sure...
       he's at the *restaurant*.
    
    Omitsu: I'm sure we can find
       the person who can help
       us at the *restaurant*.
    
    Wise Man:: Hey! *Goemon*, it's you!
    
    Goemon: What?! *Wise Man*!
    
    Sasuke: It is!
       It's my ol' man, *Wise Man*!
       I am just overjoyed to
       see you!
    
    Goemon: But I thought
       Wise Man died.
    
    Wise Man: You couldn't be further
       from the truth!
       Just look at me,
       I'm as *healthy* as ever!
    
    Goemon: Then *who* was the spirit
       the *Witch* called for us? (laughs)
    
    Yae: Yes, there is something
       strange about that,
       but let's not worry
       about it now. (laughs)
    
    Yae: But what are you doing here?!
    
    Wise Man: Well... I was caught by
       the *Peach Mountain guys*.
    
    Wise Man: And... I gave them
       *Mechanical Robots* and
       an *Instant Stage Beam*...
    
    Wise Man: Well... in exchange for
       a *muscle car* poster and
       five *car magazines*... (laughs)
    
    Goemon: ...
       **What?!**
    
    Wise Man: Oh, ah, I mean
       I strongly resisted
       but they *forced* me
       to make them. (laughs)
    
    Ebisumaru: Well it all makes sense
       then, the mechanics
       seemed so familiar.
    
    Wise Man: I don't know
       what to say.
    
    Goemon: But that's strange.
       If they *kidnapped you*,
       what reason did they have
       to *blow up your home*?
    
    Wise Man: What did you just say?!
       My house has been
       *blown up*?!
    
    Wise Man: Grrrr!
       All those *car magazines*
       I collected over the years!
    
    Wise Man: Who could do such
       a thing?!
    
    Ebisumaru: We believe
       it was probably
       the *Peach Mountain guys*.
    
    Sasuke: ..
    
    Wise Man: *I will not forgive them.*
    
    Wise Man: Hand me your [*Weapons*].
    
    Wise Man: Here, take *this*!
    
     [System]
       The power of the *weapons*
       belonging to Goemon and the allies
          has increased to *[Level 3]*!
    
       With these *weapons*,
       even rigid *doors* can be destroyed!
    
    Ebisumaru: Don't you feel
       our journey is taking
       some wild turns?! (laughs)
    
    Wise Man: Go get 'em!
       Take revenge for my poor
       *car magazines*.
    
    Omitsu: Good luck, everyone!
    
     [Gorgeous Music Castle]
    
     [*Peach Mountain Main Hall*]
        Entrance
    
    Dancin': *Welcome!*
    
    Lily: Welcome to our *stage*,
       la, la...
    
    Dancin': *Fernandez*!
    
    Goemon: I'm not *Fernandez*!
    
    Dancin': Behave yourself!
       This will be your last
       stop anyway!!
    
    Goemon: What do you mean?!
    
    Dancin': Today is the day
       you get to...
    
    Dancin': ...**experience our**..
    
       **Secret Powers!**
    
    Ebisumaru: What's this extra
       confidence I sense? (laughs)
    
    Yae: I don't know what *secret
       powers* they say they have,
       but they can't defeat us!
    
    Sasuke: Yes, you're right!
       I don't see any way that
       they can beat us!
    
    Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!
    
    Lily: Don't be so
       sure of yourselves!
    
    Dancin': All we have to do is join
       our *two forces* together,
       la, la!
    
    Lily: And it will be history for...
    
    Lily:
       **You guys!**
    
    Dancin': Starting right now,
       we will make you our...
    
    Dancin': *Die hard fans*, yes...
    
    Dancin':
       **Die hard fans!**
    
    Goemon: What?! (laughs)
    
    Lily: Listen, la, la!
       To this *so-ong*, la, la...!
    
    Dancin': Observe, la, la!
       The *dance*, la, la...!
    
    Dancin': Of
       **the Peach Mountain Shoguns,**
          la, la...!
    
     [Gorgeous My Stage]
    
       [Dancin']
          All you sheep in
             search of a shepherd
    
       [Lily]
          Look up
    
       [Dancin']
          To my Stage
    
       Gorgeous
    
       My Stage
    
       Like a rose that blooms in nature
    
       That sweet scent
    
       Melody to surround us
          (Sweet Me-mory)
    
       As our dream continues
    
       Tonight
    
       Oh! Gorgeous my,
    
       My Stage!
    
       (Applause)
    
    Goemon: Whew!
       What was that...
    
    Ebisumaru: I, I can't believe it...
    
    Ebisumaru: I don't know...
       but I think I'm...
       becoming *a die hard fan*...
       of *Dancin'* and *Lily*...
    
    Yae: Come on!
       Open your eyes!
    
    Sasuke: Hey, where did *Dancin'*
       and *the guys* go!?
    
    Yae: What the...?!
    
     [System]
       T minus **120** seconds...
    
    Goemon: Swine!
       They re-activated
       the *time bomb*, and ran! (laughs)
    
     [System]
       T minus **100** seconds...
    
    Goemon: I'm not letting
       them escape!
    
    Dancin': *That*...
    
       that cannot be... Me,
       a *big star*, lose like this?
    
    Lily: *Awwwww!*
    
    Dancin':
       But *Fernandez*!
    
       Don't think for a moment
       that you have won!
    
       As long as the *Instant Stage
       Beam* remains in our control,
    
       I'm certain we'll one day turn
       *Japan* into a *gorgeous stage*...
    
    Goemon: *Shut up!*
    
       Your *evil plans* will end
       as of now!
    
       And my name is not
       *Fernandez*!
    
       It's **Goemon!**
    
       Go get him!
    
       **IMPACT!!!**
    
    Goemon: There!
       How does that feel?
    
    Sasuke: Look at how far he has
       flown through...
    
       ...now he has really become
       a *STAR* in outer space!
    
    Goemon: Okay!
       I'm headed home!
    
    Goemon: Now, Japan will be
       peaceful again!
    
    Sasuke: But Goemon...
    
       what shall we do with *Kyushu*,
       still in *outer space*?
    
    Goemon: Whoops!!
    
       I forgot about that!
       *Omitsu's still there*...
    
    Ebisumaru: Ahoy!
    
       That looks like *Kyushu*
       over there!
    
    Yae: Yes, I see it too!
    
    Yae: I'd say that *the time bomb*
       set by Dancin'...
    
       happened to just take out the
       *Control Device* of that Castle.
    
    Goemon / Ebisumaru:
       Too good to be true...
    
    Sasuke: Oh, but first...
    
       we must go to pick up my *ol' man*
       and *Omitsu*.
    
    Goemon: Oh yeah!
       You're right!
    
    Ebisumaru: Well,
       should we get going!?
    
    Goemon: Mmm?
       Wait, what's that?
    
    Girls: *Scream! Screeeeaam!*
    
    Ebisumaru: Look there!
       Goemon!
    
       Look at all those *cute girls*!
    
    Goemon: Well, ah, *of course*!
    
       We're the *heroes* that saved
       Japan rom the *Peach Mountain*!
    
    Yae: But why is this the first
       time they've been so happy?
    
    Goemon: Well, it must have
       something to do with them...
    
       finally noticing my *good looks*!
    
    Goemon: Hey, hey!
       Everyone just calm down!
    
    Ebisumaru: Everone here wanting
       my *autograph*, start a line here.
    
       Nyo-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
       ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!
    
    Yae: Hmmm...
    
       don't you think these girls
       are acting kind of strange?
    
    Goemon / Ebisumaru: *What?*
    
    Girl*A*: Hey! *You guys*!!
    
       What have you done to *Dancin'*?!
    
    Girl*B*: The oh-so-beautiful song
       and dance of *Dancin'* and *Lily*...
    
       we won't be able to see them.
       Thanks to you! You little...
    
    All:
       **Gasp!**
    
    Ebisumaru: *I can't believe this!*
    
     [Credits]
    
     MYSTICAL NINJA Staff
    
       CHIEF DIRECTOR
     Etsunobu Ebisu
    
       PLANNER
     Keita Kawaminami
     Madoka Yamauchi
    
       SCENARIO
     Keita Kawaminami
    
       PROGRAM DIRECTOR
     Etsunobu Ebisu
    
       SYSTEM PROGRAM
     Makoto Yamaguchi
    
       PLAYER PROGRAM
     Kouichi Yagi
     Makoto Yamaguchi
    
       ENEMY PROGORAM
     Osumu Maruyama
     Katsuma Kashiwagi
     Kenya Maeda
    
       EVENT & DEMO PROGRAM
     Noriyuki Gonda
     Masaru Moriwaki
     Masahiro Yamamoto
    
       BOMBER PROGRAM
     Takayuki Inoue
    
       IMPACTBOSS PROGRAM
     Tomoharu Okutani
    
       DESIGN DIRECTOR
     Madoka Yamauchi
    
       PLAYER DESIGN
     Kazue Hamagaki
     Madoka Yamauchi
    
       ENEMY DESIGN
     Kazue Hamagaki
     Kazuhiro Hiruo
     Tomomi Maeda
    
       FIELD DESIGN
     Mikayo Suenaga
     Tae Yabu
     Keiko Ohashi
     Terue Hayashi
    
       FIELD DESIGN
     Rumiko Matsumoto
     Kazuhiro Hiruo
     Mika Nakasako
    
       SUBGAME DESIGN
     Mikayo Suenaga
     Mika Nakasako
     Terue Hayashi
     Keiko Ohashi
    
       BOMBER DESIGN
     Tomomi Maeda
     Keiko Ohashi
    
       IMPACTBOSS DESIGN
     Mika Nakasako
     Madoka Yamauchi
    
       SOUND DIRECTOR
     Tomoya Tomita
    
       SOUND EFFECT
     Ayumu Kashizaki
    
       COMPOSER
     Shigeru Araki
     Kato Yusuke
     Saiko Miki
     Yasumasa Kitagawa
    
       DESIGN DIRECTION
     Kazuhiro Namba
     Narutoshi Yamaoka
     Satoko Naito
     Takashi Kakuta
     Kiyoko Kanaji
    
     The Theme of "MYSTICAL NINJA"
       Song: Hironobu Kageyama
    
     "Gorgeous my stage"
       Song: Toshihiro Tachibana
       Etsuyo Ota
    
     "I am Impact!"
       Song: Ichiro Mizuki
    
       VOICE ACTORS
     Shinichiro Ota
     Kenichi Ogata
     Junko Hori
     Rumi Kasahara
     Kotono Mitsuishi
     Koichi Yamadera
     Chafurin
    
       SPECIAL THANKS
     Takeo Yakushiji
     Ai Fukuyama
     Daisuke Torii
     Ikuo Shibuya
     Takashi Yoshida
        (IZM)
     Tomoharu Morisawa
     Takahiro Nakajima
     Masahiko Kimura
     Hideto Inoue
     Takashi Sasugano
        (KME)
    
       SOUND PRODUCER
     Kazuhiko Uehara
    
       PRODUCER
     Shigeharu Umezaki
    
       EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
     Kuniaki Kinoshita
    
       PRESENTED BY
     (Konami Entertainment Company of Osaka)
    
     KCEO
     DEVEOPED BY
     KONAMI COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT OSAKA Co., Ltd.
    
     KONAMI
     1998 KONAMI ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.
    
     Congratulations
        on completeing the game!
    
     The number of Fortune Dolls you collected
    
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    4.) Credits
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    I, ZeaLitY, typed the entire thing because it would take too long to find
    a rom hacker willing to extract the script.
    
    I am the King.
    
    Thanks to RL&S for motivation.
    
    http://www.chronocompendium.com/

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