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ZEALITY
Side Projects
Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon Script
 Konami Co. of Osaka, typed by ZeaLitY
http://www.chronocompendium.com
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CONTENTS
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1.) Legal information
2.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script
3.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script (asterisks)
4.) Credits
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1.) Legal information
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This is an unofficial game script guide to Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon,
which is a product of Konami. I am creating this edited script by hand so that
I may have a reference for writing the story section of this game's entry at
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mystical_Ninja_Starring_Goemon . Also, this game
had some top-notch surrealist humor amplified by slightly bizarre English (the
result of an average translation job of dialogue steeped in Japanese humor). I
hope you enjoy it. There are two copies -- one without asterisks and one with.
Asterisks represent emboldened or flashing dialogue.

At present, it is not complete as it does not include the message for getting
the Impact tournament mode special feature. I'm probably missing some minute
inn / shop strings variations.

11/05/06
-Release

http://www.chronocompendium.com

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2.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script
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 [Opening Song]
   Fight on... Fight on...
   Never giving up
   Let's start our journey as
   we whistle along
   Going now

   Well, look at the sky
   Peeping through the clouds
   You can see, just how
   big the sky really is

   Even if the harsh winds
   were to take you away
   live your life the way YOU want it,
   that is the destiny for many

   Fight on... Fight on...
   There is more than one dream,
   if we reach for it hard enough...
   TAKE A CHANCE!

   Fight on... Fight on...
   Never giving up
   Let's start our journey as
   we whistle along
   Going now

 [Oedo Town]

Store Manager: What are you guys doing?
   Leave right now!

Store Manager: Never come again,
   you punks!

Goemon: Ebisumaru!
   Why,
   you've taken all your clothes off!

Ebisumaru: I thought that I could
   negotiate a discount...
   with my hypnotic dance.

Goemon: Discount?!
   We've been thrown out of the store
   because of your dance.

Ebisumaru: He just couldn't
   understand the beauty in...
   me!

Goemon: You worry me.

Goemon: What, what's happening!

Ebisumaru: Huh?!

Goemon: What was that great
   big thing just now?

Ebisumaru: Goemon!
   Isn't that the direction to
   Oedo Castle?

Baron: I've arrived at my destination!

Mystery Man:
   Hmm! Let's first attack this castle!

Mystery Woman:
   O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Lord: Well, well, well.
   Isn't it so peaceful here.

Princess Yuki: Wait!
   What's that commotion outside?

Lord:

   WHAT'S GOING ON!!

Mystery Man: If we just proceed
   with our cunning plans.

   Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
   huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!

Goemon: Oh no, Oedo Castle.

Ebisumaru: The Lord's place again?

   It's been really nightmare for
   them recently.

Goemon: In any case, we can't
   just sit around here!

   Follow me, Ebisumaru!

Ebisumaru: Wait for me, Goemon!

   I haven't changed yet!
   Give me a moment to go home and
   get changed into something decent.

Goemon: Aw, heck.

   Well, hurry up.

 [Oedo Town]

Goemon: I'm ready! Let's go!

 [Woman]
   When the UFO comes,
   there is a huge commotion
   all over the place...

   Someone new will be moving into
   the tenements.

   What? When's that?

   Sorry!
   Even I don't know that.

 [Girl]
   Just now, Oedo Castle was hit
   by a mysterious beam,
   turning it into European Castle.

   If that beam hit me...

   Would it turn me into a model
   EU citizen?

 [Boy]
   All right!!
       The aliens! The aliens!
           The aliens! The aliens!

 [Old Man]
   What? A UFO?

   What do you mean?
   I'm 85 years old you know!

 [Sign]
   [Goemon
         Tenements]

 [Man]
   Mokubei used to live next door
   to us...

   He was a pipe maker,
   but he moved to Mt. Fuji...

   That's why nobody lives next door.

 [Man]
   As I said, nobody lives next door!

   Mokubei, the pipe maker,
   has moved to the Mt. Fuji.

 [Man]
   My cousin lives two houses down,
   so don't pay any attention
   if you hear the same thing!

 [Old Woman]
   There seems to be some kind of
   commotion again...

   Does that mean your adventures
   are about to begin?

   A new start for
               "MYSTICAL NINJA"!

 [Young Woman]
   There seems to be some
   commotion going on outside...

   I wonder what's going on!

   But I get frightened easily,
   so I'm afraid to go and see.

   Still,
   I can't help but take a look.

 [Young Man]
   I don't know if you saw a UFO
   or a bird, but it's nothing to
   make a big fuss over.

   HECK!

Officer: Yes?
         What's the matter?

   I want to know the way to...
   Who are you?

   Where do you want to go?
      Which way to [Oedo Castle]?
      The way to [Mt. Fuji]?
      Where is the [checkpoint]?

   You can get to Oedo Castle by
   passing through this gate and over
   the Nihon Bashi Bridge.

   To get to Mt. Fuji,
   you must pass through
   the gate with the red pillars
   near the [Thunder Gate]...

   This will lead you to
   the fortune teller,
   where you must turn
   the corner and go straight.

   There you'll find
   the [Kai Highway], which will lead
   you directly to Mt. Fuji.

   To get to the checkpoint,
   go through the large gate in
   the shopping district.

   In order to defend
   the peace and justice of
   this town...

   I have altered my body to
   become...

   Your hero and supercop
                 "Robo Officer"!

 [Traveler]
   Is this bridge the actual
   Nihon Bashi Bridge?

   I must say it is a beautiful
   bridge, fit for the honour
   of Oedo.

 [Young Woman]
   I was just there, but...

   The bridge that leads to
   Oedo Castle has been destroyed,
   so no one can get in!

   Now, what's going to happen!

               ...to be continued.

 [Sign]
   [Oedo Castle /
                Main Gate]

 [Sign]
   Emergency [Star Block] In Use.

      (You can get through by
           using the Chain Pipe)

 [Sign]
   Front of Castle /
            Police Box

 [Guard]
   It is impossible to enter
   Oedo Castle!

   However,
   there should be a "Star Block"
   set for emergency use...

   You should be able to move
   forward if you have the chain
   device used by Mokubei,
   the Pipe maker.

 [Young Man]
   Auggghhhhh!

   I can feel my "Blood" rushing!

   I want to totally master
   the art of swordmanship.

 [Boy]
   The officer's duty is to defend
   the peace of this town.

   By the way, I have no job!

 [Man]
   Mokubei the pipe maker, who moved
   to [Mt. Fuji], is a UFO maniac.

   But for a UFO to appear after
   he moved...?

   I should have taped it for him on
   a video camera.

Officer: Anyone planning to
         cause trouble...

         will fall victom to
         my Atomic Stick!

 [Old Man]
   No matter what happens,
   I'll be sure to go to
   the Thunder Gate!
   That is the way of my life.

 [Man]
   That huge peach that just came
   flying...

   What in the world was that?!

   Who in the world is going to eat
   such a huge peach!

 [Messenger]
   Pant! Pant!
   This is a warning from
   the messenger!

   If you're going to save
   an Adventure Diary,
   go to the [Inn].

   As long as you keep
   an Adventure Diary, you can keep
   save ofa ll your adventures
   up to now! Gotta go!

 [Girl]
   What's the fuss?
   Everyone's in a tizzy over some
   Flying Peach...

   You won't be able to steal my
   heart using just a Flying Peach!

 [Boy]
   Hee, hee, hee...
   In this world,
   there exist fortune dolls
   that bring you happiness.

   If you find one, take it,
   no matter what!

 [Woman]
   If you're going on an adventure,
   it would be wise to purchase
   an item at the general store.

   It will comein handy
   when certain emergencies arise.

 [Dog]
   Arf, arf!
        Help me!
             Arf, arf!

   I'd better hurry up and
   hide somewhere, or else they'll
   take me in their UFO...

   It scares me just to think
   about it.

 [Man]
   It's a UFO!
   It's a Flying Peach!

   This has got to be
   the Alien Invasion!

   I'll bet whoever's riding that UFO
   is speaking kinda peachy.

 [Woman]
   This is Oedo Town!

   It's where the real Edo people
   live!

 [Fat Man]
   Hey!
   So you're here to find out
   what I have to say!

   Listen, whenever you visit
   a town or a village...

   gather your information by
   listening to what the people
   have to say.

   That is important for you to
   complete this game!

 [System]
   [Coffee Shop /
           Viva! Oedo!]

 [Man]
   Omitsu is the cutest girl
   I've ever seen...

   When our eyes meet even for
   a brief moment...

   It's magic!

 [Old Man]
   I just can't settle down until
   I eat and eat and eat.

   So...

   I'll have some Kiwi Dumpling,
   Iced Tea, Custard Rice Cake,
   and some Cinnamon Rice Crackers.

   ...

   Woops,
   I forgot my wallet!

Omitsu: What's going on out there?

Goemon: A strange UFO has
        come to town!

Omitsu: A UFO?

Omitsu: You mean like
        a flying saucer?

Omitsu: Does that mean
        the aliens have come?

Omitsu: Will the aliens come to
        our coffee shop and
        try some of our dumplings?

Omitsu: Good thing I studied
        the alien language,
        just for such an occasion.

 [Old Woman]
   How can I help you?

      I've come to see Omitsu...
      I've come to order pizza.

   I don't doubt it...
   Omitsu is the beauty of
   this town.

   We've got no such thing!

 [Man]
   This Coffee Shop says
   you have to drink your coffee
   while standing up?!

   But that's okay,
   because this is where Omitsu
   the most beautiful woman
   in town works!

 [Man]
   If it's what Omitsu wants,
   I'll drink my coffee standing up.
   I'll even drink it upside down,
   I don't care!

Restaurant: Oh! Hello!
            What is it going to be today?

   Dumplings 15
   Oden 25
   Sushi 45

   3 coloured dumplings,
   not too sweet.

   It's great for a desserts!

   Your Strength Gauge will
   increase to 2 points!
      Mmm, that's what I want!
      That's not what I want.

   The soup is well absorbed by
   the Oden!

   The traditional hot dish of
   Japan!

   Your Strength Gauge will
   increase by 3 points!

   The best Sushi in town!

   It's fresh Sushi from
   the Edo area!

   Your Strength Gauge will
   increase by 5 points!

   Thank you!
   Can I get you another one?
      Yes.
      I've had enough.

   Your Strength Gauge is
   completely full.

Restaurant: So what will it be?

   Please come again!

 [Fat Man]
   I've stopped dieting just now!

General Store: Welcome.
   Are you looking for something?

      Plain Rice Balls 50
      Plum Rice Balls 120

   This automatically recovers your
   strength to 4 points whenever
   it reaches 0.
      I want that.
      No thanks...

   This automatically recovers your
   strength to 10 points whenever
   it reaches 0.

   Sorry,
   but you don't have enough money.

   Excuse me, but you seem to
   already have that item.

General Store: Are you looking
   for something else?

   Thank you very much!
   Are you still looking for
   something else?
      Yes.
      That will be all.

   Please come again.

General Store: Welcome.
   Are you looking for something?

      Sombrero 50
      Straw Raincot 80
      Metal Armour 200

   With this you could defend
   yourself by resisting 3 shots from
   the enemy.

   This will defend you against
   3 attacks from the enemy.

   This will defend you against
   5 attacks from the enemy.

General Store:
   So what would you like?

   Thank you very much!
   Are you still looking for
   something?

Inn: Welcome.

   What brings you here today?
      Spend the night
      Adventure Diary
      Nothing

   Your Strength Gauge is
   completely full.
      I will not spend the night.
      I still wish to spend the night!

   I see. Well, please come again.

   Which room would you like?
      Bronze Room 60
      Silver Room 100
      Gold Suite 200

   It's old and battered, but what
   can I say, it's our cheapest room.
      That's where I'll stay!
      No, I've changed my mind.

   It's basically your average room,
   and at a very competitive rate.

   You're in for a night of your life.

   I'll show you to your room.

   I'm terribly sorry to point
   this out, but you do not have
   enough money.

   Good Morning.
   We look forward to seeing you
   again.

   Very well!
   Your game will now be saved
   in the Adventure Diary.

   Please press the [A Button]
   when you are ready.

   (the [B Button] will cancel)

   Your game has been saved
   in the Adventure Diary.

   Please come again.

   I see. Well, please come again.

Gate keeper: Woo-oooooooow!

   The automatic closing device has
   been activated on the gate.
   It will no longer open!

   What the...!
   Something serious is taking place
   at Oedo Castle!

Gate keeper: Well,
     the only way to pass
     this checkpoint...

     ...is to get the Super Pass
     from the Lord.

 [Old Man]
   I've come to climb Mt. Fuji...

   The officer told me I could get
   there from around the cornre by
   the fortune teller's.

 [Man]
   I worry, I worry so, I worry...

   When something worries you like
   this, the best thing to do is go
   see a fortune teller.

   With the Plasma Power,
   your worries will fade away.

 [Sign]
   Fortune teller
            ahead!!

 [Sign]
   Mt. Fuji to
            the west!

Chuppy: Aw, I'm tired...
   I just want to hurry up and
   eat, and get to bed, arf!

Chuppy: I'm so tired, arf!

 [Man]
   A UFO?

   Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

   But, isn't our Chuppy such
   a good dog?

 [Plasma Man]
   PLASMA!

Plasma Man:
       Howdy! Welcome to
       the Plasma Fortune Teller.

       I will solve your worries
       for 10 ryo, plasma!
          Ah, yes please.
          No, no thank you.

       Okay,
       well let's get started!!

       Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
       Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
       Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,

       PLASMA!

       If you want to enter Oedo Castle...

       Enter on the left hand side
       when you face this fortune teller.

       That will take you to
       the [Kai Highway] which will
       lead you to Mt. Fuji, plasma!

       Go ahead then,
       worry for the rest of your life,
       plasma.

 [Kai Highway]

   [Kai
          Highway]

 [System]
   Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!

   With three more, your Strength
   Gauge will increase by one!

 [Kai's Coffee Shop]

   [Kai's
            Coffee Shop]

Travel Merchant:
   Hey you! You're a traveller!

   How would you like
   a map of Japan to assist
   you on your voyage?

   I'll sell it to you for a discount,
   how about it?
      Yes, I really want it!
      No way! Forget it.

   Awesome! I like the way you said that,
   the enthusiasm!

   I like people like you, here,
   you can have it, no charge!

   All right!
   We'll call this a present to you.

   Receive [Map of Japan]
                 free of charge!

   Step outside any building and
   press the START Button, you can
   switch to the map and back
   using the Z Button.

   What kind of way is that to
   talk to someone!
   Unbelievable!

Travel Merchant:
   I hope this trip will be
   a very enjoyable one for you!

 [Man]
   Have you heard the least on
   the dancer called Impact?!

   Apparently he's now a big star
   in the U.S.!

   Next he's going to be in a movie!
   He's a model of
   the "American Dream"!

 [Woman]
   Recently, there have been
   mechanical robots appearing
   all over the place, attacking
   travellers in their path.

   You should be careful yourself.

 [Old Woman]
   How about some of our
   stamina dumplings?

   At 30ryo,
   this will get you motorin'!
      Sure, I'll try some!
      No thanks...

   There you go!
   Enjoy!

   Your Strength Gauge is
   already full.

   Are you sure?
   Well,
   come again when you're hungry.

 [Mt. Fuji]

 [System]
   The biggest mountain
               Mt. Fuji

 [System]
   Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!

   With two more, your Strength
   Gauge will increase by one!

 [Mt. Fuji]
       Crater

 [Mt. Fuji]
       Summit

Mokubei: Wow!
   I'm impressed that you
   made it this far!

   What do you want from me?

      What are you doing here?
      Do you have a good [Pipe]?

Mokubei: I have come to
   the greatest mountain
   in Japan...

   so that I could train to become
   the greatest worker in Japan!

Mokubei: Pipe?
   Let me think...
   well let's see...

   ...YES!!

   I know!

   Take this!

   I'm honoured to hand you my Pipe!
   It attaches to the block with
   the [Star Mark]!

 [System]
   Goemon
      receives the [Chain Pipe]!

   With this, it is now possible to
   attach this to the Star Mark and
   across large gaps!

Mokubei: Train yourself well...

   until the girls cheer for
   you saying
   "Oh my! That Pipe of you have is
   so fashionable!"

 [Oedo Town]

 [System]
   Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!

   With one more, your Strength
   Gauge will increase by one!

 [Sign]
   [Oedo Castle / Entrance]

   Do you wish to save the game
   in your Adventure Diary?
      Yes
      No

 [Oedo Castle]

 [Transformed
    Oedo Castle]

 [System]
   Without the [Silver Key]
      this door will not open...

   Received the [Silver Key]!

   Received [Mr. Elly Fant]!

   Now you have access to the map
   showing the inside of this castle!

   (Press the START Button,
   and switch tot he map with
   the Z Button)

   Received a [Silver Fortune Doll]!

   Your Strength Gauge is
      increased by [one]!

   Without the [Gold Key]
      this door will not open...

   Received the [Gold Key]!

   Received [Mr. Arrow]!

   Now, the location of the Boss will
   appear on the map!

Baron: Soooooo!

Baron: I was sure I heard
   something down there.
   Was it you guys?!

Goemon: What the?!
   Well,
   who in the world are you!

Baron: My name is Baron!

Baron: I've come to make
   Oedo Castle a beautiful
   stage!

Goemon: Stage?

Goemon: What would we need
   a stage for?!

Ebisumaru: Goemon,
   this smells like danger
   to me!

Ebisumaru: Why don't we just grab
   this weirdo by the throat...

Ebisumaru: And beat him up a bit.

Baron: Who are you calling weirdo?! (laughs)

Baron: Maybe I'll just have to
   beat you up! (laughs and applause)

 [System]
   The King Robot

      CONGO

   Received the [Miracle Moon],
      in the shape of the moon!

Lord: We're safe now,
   thanks to you.

Goemon: Lord, what has become
   of Oedo Castle?

Lord: Suddenly, there was this
   bright light, and next thing
   I know, well, look around
   you.

Ebisumaru: We saw it from
   the outside.

Ebisumaru: The whole castle
   transformed when
   that Peach Beam hit.

Princess Yuki: I remember,
  that strange man was yelling
  something like
  "Instant Stage Beam!"

Ebisumaru: Instant...... What?!

Ebisumaru: That's a strange name... (laughs)

Goemon: By the way,
   where did that weirdo go?!

Princess Yuki: He rushed off
   in an awful hurry.

Lord: I've got a favour to ask
   of you.

Lord: Could you catch the guys
   that did this to Oedo Castle
   for me?

Lord: I beg you!

   You bet! We won't let you down!
   Give me a break...

Lord: I've never heard anything
   so sad in my life...
   of all people...
   Goemon the hero... (laughs)

Lord: I beg you once again...
   Pleeaase!
      Oh well, all right!
      I really don't want to...

Lord: I've never heard anything
   so sad in my life...
   of all people...
   Goemon the hero... (awww)

Goemon: We can't let anyone do
   something like this
   and get away with it.

Lord: Good!
   I knew I could count on you!

Lord: Oh, I almost forgot!
   Take this with you!

Lord: As long as you've got this,
   you will be able to open
   the gate!

 [System]
   Goemon and Ebisumaru receive
      a [Super Pass] from the Lord!

Lord: I'm counting on you!

 [System]
   Do you wish to save
   the game to this point
   in your Adventure Diary?

 Very well. Press the [A Button]
    when you are ready.

 [Oedo Town]

 [Young Woman]
   I wonder when that bridge to
   Oedo Castle is going to be fixed?

   Maybe I should fix it!

      ...to be continued.

 [Merchant]
   I was planning next to go to
   the Northeast Region,
   just [East] of [Musashi],

   but someone left
   a metal chest in the middle
   of the road...

   making it impossible to pass!

 [Guard]
   Maybe I should compete against
   Mokubei the Chain Pipe maker,
   and open up a "Chain Store".

 [Young Man]
   SHUT UP!

   Edo people are only interested
   in festivals and fights!

 [Young Man]
   Auggghhhhh!

   To master the art of
   swordmanship, I must first cut
   something with a sword!

   I want to cut! Want to cut!
   Wanna cut! Wanna cut!
   Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!

 [Boy]
   When I grow up,
   I'm going to be an officer and
   catch all the bad guys!

   But I don't want to be
   the one to get caught.

 [Old Man]
   I'm in love with
   this Thunder Gate!

   Why don't we start a society for
   the Thunder Gate!

 [Man]
   That's right, when my business is
   in the dumps, the first thing I do
   is go see the fortune teller.

   So when you don't know what
   to do, go see the fortune teller.

 [Old Man]
   My dream has been to get to
   the top of Mt. Fuji and eat
   rice balls with 100 friends.

 [Man]
   Chuppy loves going for walks!
   Like now,
   he'll just keep on walking!

 [Plasma Man]
   As you leave the gate,
   take the West tunnel to [Iga],
   plasma!

   You shall met
   the [Wise Man] there!

 [Man]
   It's too bad that Mokubei's
   Pipe shop is no longer here...

   so who can we see about UFO?

 [Young Man]
   Whaaaat!
   Now a huge melon just flew in!

   ...now,
   just imagination playing tricks!

 [Messenger]
   Hi!
   Are you keeping save in
   your Adventure Diary?

   I'm not going to be able to help
   you if you forget to save
   things in your Adventure Diary.

 [Man]
   Hmm,
   I wonder where that UFO went...

   Aww! Just as the camera's ready and
   I larn that Peach Alien language,
   and they're gone!

   Tooooo bad!

 [Dog]
   I've always hated UFO...
   and carrots, arf.

 [Woman]
   This is where the real game
   begins.
   Make sure you have your items,
   and the best of luck!

 [Girl]
   I'm not interested in
   Flying Peaches!
   I want something more funky
   and exciting!

 [Woman]
   Well, at least things have
   calmed down.

   The new person can now move
   in without any worry.

 [Girl]
   I heard from Princess Yuki
   that something strange is
   happening at Oedo Castle...

   I just have to see
   the dumplings running up and down
   the hallway!

   But I wonder
   if they can be eaten?

 [Boy]
   The aliens have gone!
      The aliens have gone!

 [Man]
   My cousin who lives two houses
   down takes care of cleaning
   the house next door.

   Someone new is moving into
   the empty house next door.

   The house next door will
   eventually...

   Well,
   I'll leave that for later!

 [Old Man]
   Are you out of your mind?

   I have never eaten a UFO
   before...

 [Young Girl]
   Y-y-you saw a U...U...UFO!

   Aw!
   I should have gone to see it!

   Oh no!
   What a drag!

 [Old Woman]
   The Lord and Princess Yuki were
   both at Goemon's house!
   I couldn't believe it!

Lord: Sorry to put you
   through this trouble...

   But until this incident is resolved,
   I will be stayin at your place,
   Goemon.

   Don't worry,
   I'll do the dishes.

Princess Yuki:
   Living in the real world
   is so exciting!

   And the dumplings at
   the Coffee shop are so delicious...

   I should get the recipe for
   those dumplings!

 [Fat Man]
   Once you complete a section,
   the people of the towns and
   villages might have something
   different to say.

   Don't think that just because
   you talked to someone once,
   you won't have to again...

   Try talking to them several times!

Gate keeper: Oh my god!

   This is the Lord's Super Pass!

   With this, the gate will open!

Gate keeper: Wait a minute!

   That's the Lord's Super Pass!

   As long as you have it,
   you can open the gate!

Gate keeper: That's it for us!

   If only the title to this game
   was "Starring Gate keeper"
   rather than "Starring Goemon".

   Then, we'd have a lot more fun!
   Awww!

Gate keeper: We'll
   just keep standing here
   until you clear the game.

   ...
   ...kinda painful...

   ...
   ...kinda depressing...

 [Musashi]

 [Musashi]

 [Tunnel]

 [Shinano -
           Iga]

Goemon: Oh my... !

Goemon: See this?

Goemon: It's the Triton Shell
   that summons
   Gigantic Robot "Impact"!!
   Wise Man had it...

Goemon: ...and so is this rubble
   all that remains of
   Wise Man's house?!

 [Baron]
   Hey man!
   What are you doing here!

Goemon: Oh my god!
   You're the weirdo from
   Oedo Castle!

Goemon: Not only Oedo Castle but
   now the Wise Man's home...
   how senseless can you be!

Goemon: You...
   you WEIRDO!

Baron: You keep calling me weirdo... (laughs)

Baron: It's not nice to call
   people names!
   I'm going to crush you
   with my robot!

Goemon: You coward!
   I'm not letting you
   get away this time!

 [Impact Song]

   Dash! Dash! Dash!

   The burning sun,
      gleaming on my shoulders

   Here we go, start,
      the machine comes alive

   I am machinery,
      I am a metal being! (Hey)

   Jump out onto the sky,
      steel spirit

   (Let's go!)

   Breakdown!

   And with all my might,
   power to the highest limit,
      Super Punch!

   I am the best,
      yes, Impact

   Dash! Dash! Dash!

 [Battle]
   Wartime Kabuki Robot

   KASHIWAGI

Impact: Well,
   I have to get going,
   we're filming a movie...

Impact: First I have to get
   to America!

Impact: If you need me again,
   call me!

 [Zazen Town]

 [Yamashiro /
      Zazen Town]

Yae: So it was you guys!

Goemon: Yae!!

Goemon: Wha-what are you
   doing here?

Yae: I was following that
   Peach-shaped UFO.

Ebisumaru: Just as
   I suspected!

Ebisumaru: That UFO has
   something to do with
   what's happening,
   doesn't it?

Yae: Yes, definitely...

Narrator: In order to defend
   the peace of Japan,
   Secret Ninja Agent Yae...

Narrator: ...has begun to
   investigate the strange
   occurrences happening
   throughout Japan.

Narrator: They are thought
   to be caused by
   the Mysterious Flake Gang.

Goemon: And did you find anything
   out about the Flake Gang?

Yae: Well, all I found out was...

Yae: ...that there are several
   members,

Yae: who call themselves the
   [Peach Mountain Shoguns].

Ebisumaru: Peach Mountain?

Goemon: Huh!
   I don't care if we're
   talking Peach Mountain or...

Goemon: Chestnut Mountain...

Goemon: ...or even
   a Pear Mountain. (laughs)

Goemon: They'd better be
   ready 'cause I'm gonna
   kick their butts!

Yae: It looks like our
   objectives are the same.

Ebisumaru: Wow!
   Then we can go together
   on our adventures!

Yae: Yes, I guess you're right.

 [System]
   Secret Ninja Agent
      [Yae] becomes an ally!

 [Man]
   This is the Zazen Town of
   [Yamashiro]!

   It's a very old and
   historical town!

 [Dog]
   This is the Kansai Region, arf!

   Impressive!
   While playing this game,
   you can also become an expert
   in Japanese geography, arf!

 [Woman]
   I wonder where Yoshi went...?
   He's always en determined
   to become a great dancer.

 [Old Man]
   One by one, kids with dancing
   talent have been kidnapped in
   the Shikoku Region.

   I'd better save them with
   my Secret Powers!

   On second thought, now,
   my back's been bothering me.

 [Woman]
   [Benkei] is sitting on
   Gojo Ohashi Bridge, not allowing
   anyone to get through...

   He'll let them through once
   he's taken everything and
   added to his collection.

 [Messenger]
   Wooo-ooooooooooooww...!

   I, I saw it!!

   It was, like, uh, a huge long
   thing flying across the sky!!

   Children in this area are
   being kidnapped.
   What has this world come to...?x

 [Sign]
   [Straight ahead:
      Gojo Ohashi Bridge]

 [Sign]
   [Corridor: Shopping District]

Benkei: Hey!
   Stop, stop right there!

   If you want to get by here,
   hand over the treasure you have!

   Well come on,
   what is it going to be?
      I'll take a different route...
      I have no treasure with me...

   Haw, haw, haw!

      You coward!

   What?
   You poverty-stricken good
   for nothing!

Benkei: So you're back again!

   I have no interest in seeing you!
   Go home! Go home!!

 [Merchant]
   There is a door that leads to
   [Bizen], located in
   the Chugoku Region, west of here...

   Apparently, some kid was fooling
   around, and did something to
   the door so that it wouldn't open!

   It's a real problem!

 [Ushiwaka]
   What?
   Whaddya want?
      Who are you?
      Do you know Benkei?

   You've got a nerve asking me
   who I am!
   You don't recognize me?

   I'm only telling you once,
   keep your ears wide open!

   I'm Ushiwaka,
   the best-looking knight in
   the world!
   Now remember that!

   Of course I do!
   He's like a follower to me!

   Wait a sec...

   I bet you're tryin to get across
   the Gojo Ohashi Bridge
   that Benkei's blocking.

   Am I right?
      Uh, well, yes.
      Uh, no, not at all...

   Well, why didn't you tell me in
   the first place?

   Just do me a favour, and I'll
   tell you how to deal with Benkei!
   Well, whaddya say?

   Will you do me a favour?
      Well, all right.
      No way!

   Then it's decided!

   Okay, [Catch] me some fish from
   the Duck Creek!

   First catch [Three] [Blue Fish]!

   Is that so...
   In that case, you're in the way!
   Scram!!

 [Ushiwaka]
   Hurry up and
   get me those three [Blue Fish]!

 [Sign]
   [This is my property
         / Ushiwaka]

 [System]
   Caught a [Blue Fish]!

   This is not a [Blue Fish]...

   Caught three [Blue Fish]!

 [Ushiwaka]
   You did it!

   Okay, next get me
      [Five] [Yellow Fish]!

   Hurry up and
   get me those five [Yellow Fish]!

 [System]
   Caught a [Yellow Fish]!

   This is not a [Yellow Fish]...

   Caught five [Yellow Fish]!

 [Ushiwaka]
   Pretty good!

   Okay, this is the last!
      Get me [Eight] [Red Fish]!

  Hurry up and
      get me those eight [Red Fish]!

 [System]
   Caught a [Red Fish]!

   This is not a [Red Fish]...

   Caught eight [Red Fish]!

 [Ushiwaka]
   All right, you did it!

   With all this fish,
   I won't go hungry for some time!

   Well, as I promised...

   Throw this at Benkei!

   I'm sure he'll move to the aside.

 [Goemon and allies
         receive an [Achilles' heel]!

 [Ushiwaka]
   My dream is to sit back, relax,
   an have no worries for
   the rest of my life.

Chiyomaru: These are the upper
   reaches of Duck Creek, woof!

   IF you go down the Creek,
   you'll reach Midstream,
   and then a little further is
   Downstream, woof!

   Which would mean that since
   I'm here, I must be up the Creek
   without a paddle!! Woof!

 [Man]
   [Benkei], who you'll find at
   the Gojo Ohashi Bridge,
   is a treasure maniac!

   He waits at the bridge on
   the lookout for rare treasurs
   carried by people!

 [Boy]
   My mom tells me not to go outside
   because kids are being kidnapped...

   But I'm a big boy now!

   There's nothing I can't handle!

 [Young Man]
   There are all kinds of things
   to eat in each part of Japan.

   it's not a bad idea to visit
   different areas just to feast
   on the great food.

 [Woman]
   There's just one person in
   this town...

   Who has crossed
   the Gojo Ohashi Bridge without
   handing anything to Benkei...

   His [face] is pretty
   good-looking, but when it
   comes to his [personality]...

 [Sign]
   [Straight ahead:
      Chugoku Region]

 [Sign]
   [Golden Temple /
            Entrance]

 [Sign]
   [Straight ahead:
      Mt. Nyoigatake]

Priest: Hey you!
   Traveller!

   You were lead to this
   Golden Temple, why not listen to
   my sermon while you're here.

   I'll also include a [Song] and
   [Autograph Session]!

 [Sign]
   [Mt. Nyoigatake /
        sidewalk]

 [Young Man]
   This is the way to Mt. Nyoigatake!

   Stp aside, step aside I say!
   Step aside, step aside,
   you're in the way, move!
   You're still not needed yet.

General Store: Welcome.
   What would you like?
      Sombrero 50
      Metal Helmet 150
      Metal Armour 200

Inn: What are you here for today?
   Spend the night
   Adventure Diary
   Nothing

   I see. Well, see you again.

   So, which room do you want to
   stay in?

General Store: Welcome!
   What would you like?

 [Old Woman]
   Sorry, but this is no store...

   But visit all kinds of places and
   listen to what people have to say,
   then I'm sure good things will
   happen!

Restaurant: Welcome!
   What can I get you?
      Rice Crackers 15
      Sauced Dumplings 25
      Hot Tofu 45

   There's nothing like the taste of
   soy sauce on these crackers!

   Even the deer of Yamato love
   these crackers!

   Hot and tender, straight off
   the grill!

   The octopus pieces in our
   dumplings are huge!

   It's got that smooth
   upper class taste!

   It's very hot, be careful.

Restaurant: So, have you decided
   what you want?

 [Guard]
   I hear there are guys using
   Gigantic Robots to attack
   towns and villages.

   You're not those guys,
   are you?!

 [Plasma Man]
   Cross the Gojo Ohashi Bridge,
   and pass through [Yamato] and
   [Kii - Awaji] to get to
   Shikoku Region, plasma!

 [Yamato]

 [Yamato]

 [Sign]
   [Yamato / Shrine]

 [Yamato]
    Turtle Stone
       Bamboo Forest

 [Signs]
   [Turtle Power of the East]
      The magical red gate shall take
      you to a new land...

   [Turtle Power of the South]
      The Lucky Cat will drop into
      your lap...

   [Turtle Power of the West]
      Money makes the world go 'round.
      It will eventually come to you
      as well...

   [Turtle Power of the North]
      The key to the closed out
      Yamato's Shrine is...


Benkei: Hey! You over there!
   If you want to cross
   this bridge...

   UGH!

   I can see in your eyes,
   you want to fight!

   Very well!
   However, if you lose...

   I will blast you far, far away!

Narrator: Well, well!
   It's a fight with Benkei!

Narrator: Look for the instant
   Benkei reaches the ground
   when jumping...

Narrator: ...and throw the Achilles'
   heel at him three times
   within the time limit.

Narrator: The item can be
   thrown by pressing
   the [B Button].

Benkei: Then,
   We shall begin!

Narrator: Ever since
   the Achilles' heel
   was thrown at Benkei...

Narrator: Achilles' heel was meant
   to be the weak point of
   someone.

Ebisumaru: There's something fishy
   about that story... (laughs)

Benkei: Aaaaaaaaaah...
   to be defeated in the same
   manner as I was by
   Ushiwaka...

   Please, I beg you!
   Don't tell anyone that I lost,
   please...

   I'll let you pass the bridge at
   will, and I'll give you something
   from my collection...

Goemon: Which is?

Ebisumaru: Wow, wow!
   It's our friend, Sasuke!

Narrator: What Benkei pulled out
   was...

Narrator: ...all stiff,
   [batteries]
   almost falling out...

Narrator: It was none other than
   the Mechanical Ninja,
   Sasuke!

Yae: Where did you get this?!

Benkei: It came falling from
   the sky just the other day.

Goemon: I wonder if it has anything
   to do with the explosion
   at the Wise Man's house...

Benkei: Well, in any case,
   don't tell a single soul
   that I lost!

 [System]
   Goemon and allies receive
   the Mechanical Ninja [Sasuke].

Benkei: You can cross an time
   you wish!
   Go right ahead!

 [Yamato]

 [Yamato]

 [Yamato}
    Turtle Stone
       Bamboo Forest

 [Signs]
   [Turtle Power of the East]
      The magical red gate shall take
      you to a new land...

   [Turtle Power of the South]
      The Lucky Cat will drop into
      your lap...

   [Turtle Power of the West]
      Money makes the world go 'round.
      It will eventually come to you
      as well...

   [Turtle Power of the North]
      The key to the closed out
      Yamato's Shrine is...

 [Yamato /
         Shrine]

 [Yamato]
    Bamboo Forest

 [Kii -
        Awaji Island]

 [Sign]
   [You are at
      the Husband and Wife Rocks]

 [Marker]
   [Road Directions]
      To the North is Yamato.
      To the West is Shikoku.

 [Kii's Coffee Shop]

 [Kii's
    Coffee Shop]

 [Old Man]
   I have been studying long and
   hard about Turtle Stones,

   but there's one thing that's
   always bothered me.

   Why are they Turtle Stones?!
   ...

   Why not, like, Rabbit Stones?!

 [Young Woman]
   The Tourist Center at Awaji
   Island will instantly transfer
   you to a place far away!

   That's what you call
      "Instant Pleasure".

   Get it?! Oh dear.

 [Messenger]
   It's when I come across
   a coffee shop that I feel
   most relieved!

   Don't you agree?

 [Fat Woman]
   Hmm...

   The air conditioner is on...

   and you don't have to ask for
   things...

   This is the best place for
   a quick rest.

 [Woman]
   This is the Oedo Tourist Center
      Awaji Island Branch!

   We will carry you to [Shikoku] at
   once with our proud dragon!!

   ...is what we really want to say.

   Our proud dragon has
   suddenly gone wild
   and cannot carry you now...

   Can someone do something about
   this?
      May I help you?
      It's none of my businese!!

   Wow, really!!
   That's great!!

   OK, hop on the back of
   the dragon!
   Enter this machine!!

   That's right...
   Maybe you weren't meant for this...

   Can you tame the dragon to
   make it what it used to be?
      Trust me.
      I don't want to do this...

 [On the Dragon]

Goemon: What is it, wha..?!

Yae: Do you suppose
   that machine...?

 [Colon]
   Ah-ah!
   Ah, ah...Test...testing, testing!

   Ahem...

      Well now...

   Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

   You're absolutely right!

   We kidnapped kids with dancing
   talents using this Dragon!

   I, the mighty Colon,
   am so, so smart!

Goemon: Might you be one of the...
   Peach Mountain guys?!

 [Colon]
   My, my, my, my, my! (laughs)

   How do you know about us?!

   Ooooh!

   I get it!
   You must be the annoying clowns
   Baron was talking about!

Ebisumaru: Annoying clowns?
   What? (laughs)

 [Colon]
   Anyway,
   I'm going to beat you all up!

   Control Machine!

      Go get 'em!

 [Kompira Mountain]

 [Sanuki]
    Kompira Mountain

Koryuta: What's going on?!

Goemon: W-was that you?
   That Dragon?

Koryuta: Yes... It was me...
   My name is Koryuta...

Koryuta: Wha... what's been
   going on all this time?

Narrator: Yes, Dragon, who had
   been hypnotized by
   the Peach Mountain,

Narrator: ...was actually none
   other than Koryuta,
   the son of
   the Dragon God!

Narrator: Goemon and allies
   explained everything
   to Koryuta.

Koryuta: Oh no!

Koryuta: So you're telling me that
   I was the one out there
   kidnapping kids all over
   the place.

Koryuta: I don't know if I can
   recover from this...

Koryuta: I'm a bad guy...

Koryuta: A villain...

Koryuta: A criminal...
   A demon...
   A devil, right?

Goemon: Calm down, calm down! (laughs)

Yae: You were hypnotized,
   there's nothing you
   could've done about it...

Koryuta: But still...

Yae: By the way, don't you
   remember anything that
   happened?

Yae: Like, where did you take
   the children?

Koryuta: ...Hmmm...
   ...
   Ah...

Koryuta:
   YES!

Koryuta: That's right!
   The hot springs...

Yae: Hot springs?

Koryuta: I reember going to
   the Dogo Hot Springs,
   just west at [Iyo].

Ebisumaru: The Dogo Hot Springs?
   That's a popular spot.

Goemon: Koryuta, you must return
   to being just a tourist
   as soon as you
   possibly can!

Goemon: I will rescue the children
   myself!

Koryuta: Really?
   Thank you very much!

Koryuta: Oh!
   Here's something!
   Please take this!

Goemon: What is this flute?

Koryuta: At any time,
   or any place
   you play that flute,

Koryuta: I will arrive right
   by your side in Dragon
   form!

Koryuta: I will take you to any
   town, village, coffee shop
   or castle you've been to!

Goemon: That would help
   tremendously!
   But, I have no idea how
   to play the flute...

Yae: I know how to play
   the flute.

Ebisumaru: Me too!

Goemon: Okay then, Yae,
   I'll hand this flute
   to you!

Ebisumaru: Why not me?! (laughs)

 [System]
   Yae receives
      [Koryuta's flute]!

   With this, you can fly to any
   location you've been to before!

   (This feature can be cancelled by
   pressing the [B Button] before
   the flute stops playing)

Koryuta: Oh! I nearly forgot!
   Inside a building
   such as a castle or
   store...

Koryuta: ...I won't be able to hear
   the flute, so make sure
   you're outside when you
   play it!

Koryuta: Well, I must be going!

 [Sign]
   [Sanuki /
      Kompira Mountain]
         Entrance

 [Kompira Mountain
    Second Block]

 [Kompira Mountain
    Third Block]

 [Kompira Coffee Shop]

 [Kompira's
    Coffee shop]

 [Merchant]
   I never imagined the stairs
   leading to Mt. Kompira would be
   this long.

   I'm never going up or down
   these stairs again!

 [Old Man]
   The youngsters over there will
   likely experience the same destiny
   as myself, a resident of here for
   many, many years.

 [Young Woman]
   What's that thing moving
   about the stairs?!

   Wow!
   That's so dangerous!

 [Kompira Mountain
    Fourth Block]

 [Kompira Mountain
    Grounds]

 [Sign]
   Welcome!
      Kompira Shrine

 [Monk]
   It's Kompira!
      Not Campari!

   ...

   ...
   ...

   Well, that's beside the point,
   put [5 ryo] into the offertory
   chest at the shrine!

   If you do this,
   you will receive help from God!

   Oh, you've come to
   ask me again?

   Okay, one more time.
   Put [5 ryo] into the chest at
   the shrine!

   Then God will...

   ...

   Why should I have to repeat myself?

 [Young Man]
   I've got a really gloomy past,
   you see.

   Drifting for years,
   I've finally come to this place,
   you see.

   ...
   ...

   Does that make me a nihilist?

God of Money:
   Yes, I have hereby received
   your Medal of Justice!

 [System]
   Goemon receives
      the [Medal of Flames]!

   By continuously holding down
   the B Button and then letting go...

   a powerful medal surronded by
   flames will be thrown!
   (The torch can also be lit
      by using this)

God of Money:
   I'm not giving you
   anything else...

 [Monk]
   Life itself is luck!

   Whether you have good luck or
   bad luck all depends on how much
   you put your heart into something!

   But, frankly, your luck really
   has nothing to do with me.

 [Folkypoke Village]

 [Awa /
    Folkypoke Village]

 [Woman]
   This is the Folkypoke Village
   of [Awa].

   The village is famous for
   folk dancing!
      A one, a two,
         a one, two, three, four!

 [Man]
   The God of Money is enshrined
   in Kompira Mountain of [Sanuki].

   If the money is used for good,
   the God of Money will help.

 [Plasma Man]
   You cannot just simply enter
   the Dogo Hot Springs of [Iyo].

   You must first obtain information
   from the [Iyo's Coffee Shop] at
   Dogo Hot Springs, plasma!

   Also, it wuld be a good idea to
   first go to [Mt. Kompira] to
   worship, plasma.

Restaurant: Welcome!
   What would you like to eat?
      Oranges 15
      Noodles 25
      Fresh Bonito 45

   Fresh and natural,
   with no chemical additives!

   Sweet and juicy!

   A perfect harmony of
   noodles and soup!

   There's nothing like a nice
   hot bowl of noodles!

   Very fresh and very tender,
   delicious!

   We just caught it this morning!

Restaurant: So, what are you having?

 [Man]
   Kids get kidnapped,
   Dragons fly the skies...

   how am I supposed to
   concentrate on raising my crops?

 [Old Man]
   Let me tell you something!

   That blue dragon is really
   a very kind and gentle fellow.

 [Man]
   Will someone please look for
   the children...

   because for the person that
   finds the children, I've got
   a fantastic reward!

 [Woman]
   Dragons are those mythical
   creatures that come out
   in fantasy stories, right?

   Do they really blow fire from
   their mouths?

 [Old Woman]
   My skin is so smooth and
   gentle...

   ...that they may mistake me
   for a child, and try to
   kidnap me!

 [Fat Man]
   The village is, as you can see,
   not in great shape.
   The Folk dance Championship will
   likely be canceled.

   I have to eat to until I forget
   this tragedy...sigh...

 [Boy]
   I'm the only kid left in
   this village,

   ...so in order not to be
   kidnapped by the dragon,
   I use this fake beard...

   Oh no!

   I forgot to bring it!

 [Dog]
   I want to go to
   the Dogo Hot Springs of [Iyo],
   west of here, arf!

   But I wouldnt be able to get
   in since it's been closed for
   a very long time, arf!

 [Woman]
   Every single day...
   a dragon flies above the village.

   He makes this really scary
   "Gyoow!" sound, like my father.

 [Man]
   The childreN of this village
   have been kidnapped by
   this large blue dragon!

 [Woman]
   When you pass the village gate,
   youwill get to Kompira Mountain
   of [Sanuki].

   Unless you pay a visit to
   the shrine at Kompira Mountain,
   the children may never return.

 [Priest]
   I hate airplanes and
   that's why I chose to be
   transferred at the Tourist Center...

   That was no transfer!

   It was heck of a lot more
   horrifying than airplanes!!

 [Woman]
   Welcome!
   This is the Oedo Tourist Center
   Awa Branch!

   We can transfer you to
   the Tourist 8Center of Awaji Island
   from here.

   It will cost you 10 ryo.
   Do you want to be transferred?
      Yes, please.
      Not now.

   Okay, we will transfer you to
   Awaji Island in a moment.

   OK, we await your next visit.

 [Kii - Awaji]

 [Oedo Tourist Center
   Awaji Island Branch]
   Welcome to Awaji Island!

   We await your next visit.

 [Woman]
   Thanks to you,
   the Tourist Center can resume
   it's business!

   Well, bye now!
   ...

   Welcome!
   This is Oedo Tourist Center
   Awaji Island Branch!

   We can transfer you to
   the Tourist Center of Awa from
   here.

   Okay, we will transfer you to
   Awa in a moment.

 [Folkypoke Village]

 [Oedo Tourist Center Awa Branch]
   Welcome to Awa, Shikoku.

   We await your next visit.

 [Man]
   My son Furitaro, who was
   kidnapped by the dragon,
   is the folk dancing champion!

   With his singing and dancing,
   Furitaro is sure to become
   the village hero of the future!

   Won't someone try to find him?

John: The secret device is
   activated by lighting the torch
   of the red Dharma, arf...

   ...Hey!

   Why am I saying something
   that sounds important, arf...?

General Store: Welcome
   What are you in need of today?
      Plain Rice Balls 50
      Plum Rice Balls 120
      Surprise Pack 500

   The Remaining Playres will
   increase by 1.

 [Tosa]

 [Tosa]

 [Sign]
   [Vine Bridge]
   Caution!
   Cross very quietly!

 [Iyo]

 [Iyo]

 [Sign]
   [Turn left here for
   Dogo Hot Springs]

 [System]
   The door to the Dogo Hot Springs
   is closed tight...

 [Iyo Coffee Shop]

 [Iyo's Coffee Shop]

 [Young Man]
   I've seen this huge draogn flying
   around lately!

   Be careful
   if you don't want to be eaten!

 [Old Man]
   On the left hand side of the door
   leading to the Dogo Hot Springs
   of [Iyo], there is a small hole!

   I'd expect only a dwarf could
   enter a hole that small.

 [Traveler]
   I've come here to bathe in
   the famous Hot Springs,
   but it's been closed
   for the longest time...

   ...

   Phewey,
   I'm really starting to stink...

 [Woman]
   You may not believe me,
   but I saw a dwarf in
   [Zazen Town]!

   He was kinda cool lookin',
   but also looked real mean!

 [Zazen Town]

 [Dog]
   Have you heard the one
   about the mysterious sweets?
      Yes
      No

   Good for you.

   Neither have I.

 [Woman]
   Now Mr. Ushiwaka is gone...

   And he's not even a kid.
   I wonder why he's missing?

 [Old Man]
   Even with my Super Eyes,
   I have not seen Ushiwaka
   recently.

 [Messenger]
   Wooo-oooooooooooowww...!!

   I, I saw it again!!

   Smaller things wandering in
   the Duck Creek!

 [Woman]
   I haven't seen Ushiwaka
   recently.

 [Woman]
   You knowthe Sweets the
   priest of the Golden Temple
   kept in the cupboard?

   He says that they've been
   disappearing.

Benkei: I've seen strange things
   recently...

   What?
   You ask me what I see?

   Well it's a much, much smaller
   Ushiwaka!

 [Ushiwaka]
   Hey! Long time no see!

   I'm Ushiwaka!

Goemon: Gasp! What happened?
   Why are you so small?!

Ushiwaka: Let me tell you.

   Those Sweets at
   the Golden Temple...

   Well if you eat eight in a row,
   there's a strange power that
   makes you shrink!

   If for any reason you want to
   shrink, go to the Golden Temple!
   I'll be there waiting for you.

Chiyomaru: In fact,
   I may look like a dog,
   but actually...

   ...

   Hee, hee, that's a secret, arf!

 [Boy]
   The priest of
   the Golden Temple likes to make
   sweets!

   He sings, he dances, he makes
   sweets, and he preaches...
   He's a well-rounded priest!

 [Young Man]
   What do you like, lad?

   Next time youd rop by,
   remind me to recommend
   some wonderful food.

 [Young Woman]
   If only Mr. Ushiwaka were
   less stingy,
   he'd be a popular man...

 [Man]
   Are you looking for the dwarfs?

   Wel, dwarfs are small,
   so they may be difficult to find...

   Look! Loooook!

   Right there!
   That's you're stepping on!
   That's...

   ...
   ...

   My foot!

 [Plasma Man]
   With the secret training at
   the [Golden Temple] in
   Zazen Town, you could also
   become smaller, plasma!

 [Guard]
   I've heard that people have
   recently seen dwarfs...

   But I don't plan on looking
   into anything other than
   Gigantic Robots!

Ushiwaka:
   It wouldn't be for you...

   It's got to be someone with
   a big nose and thread of eyes.

Ushiwaka: You made it!

   Narrator, please explain!

Narrator: My pleasure!

Narrator: the sweets in
   the cupboard at
   the Temple... will start
   falling from above!

Narrator: If you catch eight
   sweets before the time
   is up...

Narrator: you will be able to use
   magical powers to make
   you shrink!

Narrator: However,
   if you're seen catching
   these sweets...

Narrator: ...something terrible
   will happen!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
   Go!

Ushiwaka: Looks like you failed.
   You wanna try again?
      Absolutely!
      I need to rest a little.

   Is that so...
   In that case,
   come back when you're ready!

Ushiwaka: You've returned to
   give it another shot?
      You bet.
      Well, not quite...

   That's what I wanna hear!
   That's the spirit!

Ushiwaka: Way to go!
   Now you can shrink
   as you wish!

 [System]
   Ebisumaru obtains
      the [Mini-Ebisumaru] magic powers!

   The powers will allow you to
   shrink and get through
   small holes and narrow roads!

   However, remember that while
   using the Mini-Ebisu powers,
   you will not be able to attack!

Ushiwaka: When you're smaller,
   you don't need to
   eat as much,

   and a room can seem so large,
   that even a bachelor pad will
   look like a castle!

 [Plasma Man]
   By making your body smaller,
   you could enter Dogo Hot Springs
   of [Iyo] by sneaking through
   the small hole, plasma!

 [Dogo Hot Springs]

 [Iyo 2]

 [Sign]
   Peach Mountain Shoguns
      [Ghost Toys Castle]

 [System]
   Unless you turn the [Power] on,
   the Crane Game will not operate.

 [System]
   Received a [Golden Fortune Doll]!
   Automatically, your Strength Gauge
   is increased by one!

 [System]
   The [Power] to the Crane Game
   has been turned on!

 [System]
   Step on the [Button] of
   the [Crane Game Controls] to
   move the crane!

 [System]
   Ebisumaru receives
      the [Windup Camera]!

   By continuously holding down
   the B Button and then letting go...
   a light wlil shine...

   allowing you to see items
   you would not normally see or
   hidden items!
      (Even ghosts will appear)

 [System]
   When a picture of the floor of
   this room is taken with a camera...

 [System]
   Without the [Diamond Key]
      this door will not open...

 [System]
   Received the [Diamond Key]!

 [Sign]
   Find the Dharmanyo's weak point
      using the Windup Camera!

 [System]
   The Surrender Robot
      DHARUMANYO

 [System]
   Received the [Miracle Flower],
      in the shape of a flower!

Colon: Boo hoo!
   He beat me up!!

Colon: I was only giving the kids
   a lesson in
   Peach Mountain Dancing!

Mystery man:
   Ha, ha, ha, ha,
   ha, ha, ha, ha...

Mystery man:
   Colon,
   your plan did not work,
   did it!

Goemon: Who are you?!

Mystery man: Aha!

Mystery man: I'm the leader of
   the Peach Mountain
   Shoguns!

Mystery man: In the fresh
   spring breeze, sha, la, la,
   I come alive! La, la...

Mystery man: These beautiful
   visions appear before
   my eyes, la, la...

Mystery man: Yes!

Mystery man: I am... you know
   I am... the one they call...

   Spring Breeze Dancin'!

Ebisumaru: What an intro... (laughs)

Goemon: Hey, you...
   what's your face,
   Dancin' something or
   whatever!

Goemon: What do you have up
   your sleeves?!

Dancin': Up my sleeves?

Dancin': You mean...
   like my armpits? (laughs)

Ebisumaru: We're not talking
   about that kinda sleeve... (Oooh...)

Dancin': Pretty sharp, Antonio,
   you caught on to my joke!

Ebisumaru: Antonio?
   Who's Antonio?

Colon: Sir Dancin' will choose
   a name for you himself
   if he feels it suits
   the person.

Yae: You can't just... (laughs)

Dancin': Colon!
   We're done with this place!

Dancin': We've got to prepare for
   our next plan.
   Return at once!

Colon: Yes sir!!

Dancin': Bye for now, Fernandez!
   We shall meet again!

Goemon: Wait a minute...
   who's Fernandez? (laughs)

Ebisumaru: He was looking at you
   when he said it... (laughs)

Colon: Remember!
   I will not let you get
   in the way of...

Colon: Our Great Stage Plan!

Goemon: What's
   a Gorilla Steak Plan?

Colon: That's not what I said!
   It's the Great Stage Plan!

Colon: Anyway! Don't come to
   the Chugoku Region
   no matter what! (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Oh no!
   He's getting away again
   by spinning himself!

Yae: Yes... but first...

Yae: ...we must focus on getting
   to the Chugoku Region!

 [Folkypoke Village]

John: Don't let my appearance
   deceive you...

   I was the first
   folk dancing Champion, arf...

   ...Hey!

   Why am I saying something
   that is not important, arf...?

 [Man]
   '''Furitaro''' has returned!
   We can once again form a dance
   pair and dance the night away!

Furitaro: My dad was in
   last year's folk dance
   championship...

   ...where he tried to dance
   like Jichael Mackson!

   But it looked more to me
   like some old rain dance...

 [Girl]
   I was forced to see
   the weirdo's dance ever single
   day...

   Awake or asleep,
   it was the weirdo dance,
   weirdo dance, weirdo dance...

   It's driving me nuts!

 [Man]
   Hey you guys!
   You got something from
   the God of Money?!

   Boy, I envy you!

 [Plasma Man]
   The Chugoku Region to the West
   of Zazen Town in the caves of
   Akiyoshidai found in this region,
   you will find a cracked door

   To open this door, you must
   revive [Sasuke], for his expertise
   in the use of bombs, plasma!

   It is time to resurrect [Sasuke],
   the Mechanical Ninja, plasma!

 [Man]
   I no longer have an excuse to
   slack off...

 [Old Man]
   I know the true identity of
   that blue dragon...

   ...

   The true identity?!

   Anybody who knows can write
   the answer on a piece of paper
   and send it to my attention.

   The first ten people will
   receive draogn souvenirs
   from myself!
   ...Just kidding!

 [Girl]
   Guess what...
   Ever since I was caught by
   the Flake Gang...

   I feel the "Dancer" within me
   in a big way.

   Wow!

 [Boy]
   Aww! As soon as I get back,
   I'm supposed to help out with
   the farm.

   It was better with the weirdos
   dancing that weird dance.

 [Man]
   The children have returned!
   That's great, oh boy!...

   What?
   Oh the reward for saving
   the children?

   Ah, oh, okay, here goes,
   I'll give you a big kiss...

   S...Sssmak!!!

 [Woman]
   Well, I wonder if all dragons
   shout "AChooooo!!" like a famous
   Kung Fu star did in the movie?

 [Boy]
   I'm finally back!

   But that weirdo was talking
   about going to
   the Chugoku Region next for
   their "Big Plan to Stay Put"!

   Now the kids in
   the Chugoku Region are in
   trouble!

 [Boy]
   We were taught a strange dance,
   a type of folk dance with lots of
   hip movement.

 [Dog]
   This is what the children
   tell me, but there seems to be
   another castle of the Flakes
   in the Chugoku Region, arf!

 [Girl]
   If you're going to dance anyway,
   dance the folk dance.

   If this place is called
   the Hercules Goliath Beetle...

   So does that make the folkd ance here
   the Hercules Goliath Bettle
   folk dance?

 [Boy]
   All my friends are back, and
   we can play together again.

 [Old Woman]
   You can't find anyone with
   smoother, fresher-looking
   skin...

   ...

   ...that's insulting...
   but I can't be bothered by
   that, I'll focus on my work!

 [Fat Man]
   Yes, yes, yeeeesss!

   If we can get the village rebuilt
   in time, we can have
   the folk dance championship!

   We gotta get ready for the feast!

 [Man]
   Apparently the dragon was
   controlled by the bad guys.

   I myself would love to control
   the dragon to plant my crops.

 [Woman]
   The children have reteurned,
   and the village is back to
   normal.

   This is all because you
   paid a visit to Kompira Mountain.

 [Zazen Town]
   Don't kid me, we're not like
   humans, being in a different
   region is not going to change
   the way I speak, arf!

 [Woman]
   Yoshi didn't want to be
   a great dancer!

   He wanted to be the best
   bartender who could always give
   a comeback to lame jokes.

   They've got the wrong kid!

 [Old Man]
   I got this information using
   my Super Ears...

   The kidnapping case in
   the Shikoku Region has been
   solved!

 [Woman]
   That's odd, Benkei's been
   letting me pass without
   taking anything.

   I wonder why...?
   Maybe he's got a crush on me...
   Hmmm...

 [Messenger]
   I'm not kidding!
   I really saw it with my own
   eyes!

   A long wobbly thing flying...
   And a bunch of little critters
   hanging around it!

 [Woman]
   I hear all the children have
   returned safely!

 [Old Woman]
   I'm impressed!
   You've come back again to
   listen to what I have to say...

   And I also hear that
   you saved the kids!

   I'm certain good things
   will come to you!

 [Guard]
   Gigantic Robots...

   There's a certain ring to
   those words that gets
   the adrenaline flowing!

 [Boy]
   Everone says, I wasn't
   kidnapped because I don't
   have any new found
   dancing talent!

   Just watch me!

   No matter what!
   I'm going to be the best dancer
   in Japan!

 [Young Man]
   My favorite dish has to be
   the octopus dumplings!

   Just bite into one of those
   soft scrumptious...

   Mmmm,
   my mouth waters just thinking
   about it!

 [Woman]
   I have not seen Mr. Ushiwaka
   at all.
   I wonder where he's gone?

   He still hasn't paid me
   back the money I lent him to
   buy those octopus dumplings!

 [Man]
   Just the other day,
   I had the chance to see
   Benkei's collection...

   And wow!
   I just couldn't believe
   all the stuff he collected...

   It's a world
   I could never understand.

Chiyomaru: Do you want to
   know who I really am, arf?
      Yes.
      I don't really care.

Chiyomaru: In fact,
   I come from a Dog Star far,
   far away!

   I am none other than that
   famous dog movie star....
   Quick, follow me, there is
   a kid stuck down a well...

   Just kidding, arf!

Chiyomaru: I see you want
   certain things to remain
   a mystery...arf!

 [Boy]
   Whew, I finally got back
   from the Flake gang's place
   in Shikoku Region!
   There's no place like home!

   So why are you here?
      Who closed that door?
      Why were you kidnapped?

   Ahem! It was me!

   It was
   the safety Stopper System
   I built!

   But it's out of batteries,
   so the door barely opens...

   I've got no idea!

   Maybe it's because my name is
   Dancin Alnite!

Priest: Who could it be...

   That would steal the secret
   sweets from the [Cupboard]
   day after day?

 [Bizen]

 [Bizen /
    Kurashiki]

 [System]
   This door has
      a crack in it.

 [Izumo]

 [Izumo]

 [Sign]
   [Izumo
      Amnesty]

 [Inaba]

 [Inaba]
    Dune

 [System]
   Received Sasuke's [No. 1 Battery]!

 [Izumo Coffee Shop]

 [Izumo's
   Coffee Shop]

 [Traveler]
   I was trying to go in
   the direction of [Kyushu],

   but there was the strange wall
   that kept me from going forward!

 [Young Woman]
   Listen to me!

   You know the big tree behind
   the [Izumo Shrine] above
   the mountain of Izumo?

   Well, I hear a tube that throws
   electricity appears above the big
   tree!

   Could you take a picture of that
   with your [camera] for me?
   I just love electricity!
   So please?!

 [Old Man]
   You see the [Izumo Shrine] on
   top of the mountain beside
   this coffee shop.

   Even at the big tree by the lake
   behind this [Izumo Shrine],
   you can find an electro-tube.

   You can see this tube by aiming
   the flash of a camera towards
   the big tree.

 [Izumo 2]
   Lake with
      a large tree

 [System]
   Received Sasuke's [No. 2 Battery]!

Narrator:
   Electro Shine Unite!

Sasuke: What the...?!
   Isn't that Goemon?!

Sasuke: What in the world
   am I doing here?

Goemon: Hey, that's
   what I want to know...

Goemon: Your batteries were
   knocked out of place,
   and you just froze!

Sasuke: That happened to me?!

Yae: Well, what happened?

Sasuke: Hmmmmmm...
   there seems to be a glitch
   in my memory circuit...

Sasuke: I'm having trouble remembering.

Sasuke: I must hurry and
   have my wise ol' man
   repair it...

Goemon: Sasuke...
   about your wise ol' man,
   well...

Ebisumaru: there was an explosion
   that demolished
   his whole house,

Ebisumaru: ...and he's gone missing
   since... well,
   with the explosion...

Sasuke: Wh-wh-whaaaaat?!
   Who would do such
   a thing?!

Goemon: We believe it had to do
   with the Peach Mountain
   guys that we're after...

Sasuke: My wise ol' man?!
   Really?!

Sasuke: By guys with
   a crazy name like
   Peach Mountain?!

Sasuke: Grrr...
   I'm going to crush
   those Peach Mountain guys!

Sasuke: let me go with you!

 [System]
   ...and as a result,
   the Mechanical Ninja [Sasuke]
      joins forces with Goemon!

   Now, with the addition of
   Sasuke, doors with cracks in
   them can be dstroyed using
   Sasuke's [Fire Cracker Bomb]!

 [Hagi]

 [Marker]
   This is Hagi highway.

 [Aki -
    Nagato]

 [Akiyoshidai]

 [Gateway Viewpoint]

 [Marker]
   For
   Entrance to Shuhodo,
      turn this corner.

 [Shuhodo]

 [Sign]
   Peach Mountain Shoguns
      [Festival Temple Castle]

 [System]
   This is fishy,
   a door with a crack in it!
   (It can probably be blasted
      with a bomb...)

 [Festival Temple]

 [Festival Temple
    Castle]

 [System]
   Received a [Surprise Pack]!

   Remaining players are
      increased by 1!

 [System]
   Sasuke receives
      the [Kunai of Severe Cold]!

   This allows you to temporarily
   stop flames coming from the fox,
   or cool down hot floors.

   By continuously holding down
   the B Button and then letting go...

   the [Kunai Intense Hail Beam] can
   be shot, in which the Kunai
   will fly in three directions!

 [Sign]
   Get on top of the drum and jump!

 [System]
   Ebisumaru receives
      the [Meat Saw-Hammer]!

   This can change any item that
   appears after beating an enemy
   into a dumpling to restore
   strength!

 [Sign]
   Freeze the hot floors with
      the [Kunai of Severe Cold]!

   (found somewhere in this castle)

 [Sign]
   Return the red plates
      by hitting them back!

 [System]
   The Ghost Robot

     TSURAMI

 [Sign]
   Received the [Miracle Star],
      in a shape of a star!

Sharon: Oh no!
   My sweet sweet
   Sharon Robot!

Sharon: Without Sharon Robot...

Sharon: We can't keep the power
   to the barrier that is
   bloking passage to
   Kyushu.

Goemon: I guess that's it for you!
   Why don't you just
   give up?!

Yae: You guys,
   Peach Mountain!

Yae: Why are you blocking anyone
   from going to Kyushu?
   What are you planning?

Sharon: Leave me alone!
   Stop frightening me
   like that!! (laughs)

Mystery woman:
   Ooh, ho, ho, ho, ho,
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho......

Goemon: Oh no! Another weirdo!
   I can't believe it... (laughs)

Mystery woman: Who are you calling
   a weirdo?!

Mystery woman: I don't blame you
   for calling Dancin'
   a weirdo, but me?!

Mystery woman: I guess you need
   to get to know me
   better.

Goemon: No... err... not really... (laughs)

Mystery woman: As cute as
   a kitty cat... la, la...

Mystery woman: Yet as dignified
   and beautiful as
   a lily... la, la...

Mystery woman: Yes, I am none
   other than...

   Kitty Lily!

Lily: You guys must be
   the circus clowns
   Dancin' was talking about!

Sasuke: You've got that wrong!
   We're no clowns! (laughs)

Goemon: You guys are illusions
   but are never actually
   here...

Goemon: Stop being so chicken
   and come out!

Lily: Oh my!
   I'm surprised
   you don't know...

Lily: A big star like me...

Lily: ...will be swamped with
   fans, making things
   unsafe, la, la...

Goemon: I've never heard of you! (laughs)

Lily: Ooo, ho, ho, ho, ho...

Lily: Before you know it,
   you'll be coming to see us
   on stage everyday, la, la...

Lily: Oh, I know!

Lily: Why don't I be kind to tell
   you something helpful!

Lily: Kyushu has already become
   our Stage, la, la...

Goemon: What did you say?!

Sharon: Hey, that's great!
   Does that mean I can
   return now?

Lily: Sure...

Lily: But before you go,
   I'm out of foundation...

Lily: Get the usual best for me!
   Okay?

Sharon: Uh... all right,
   but you always take
   forever to pay me back. (laughs)

Sharon: Sob... Well,
   bye bye! (laughs)

Goemon: Kyushu seems to be
   in tremendous trouble!

Yae: Yes!
   We shall head for Kyushu!

 [Gateway Viewpoint]

 [Omitsu]
   Oh! Goemon!

Goemon: Omitsu!

Goemon: Well,
   what are you doing here?!

Omitsu: Well...
   I'm on my way to Kyushu
   on a delivery.

Goemon: What?
   All the way from
   Oedo Town to Kyushu?!

Omitsu: Yes, that's right!

Omitsu: Ever since our business
   was featured
   in Gourmet Magazine,

Omitsu: the phone just won't quit
   ringing for deliveries.

Omitsu: Sorry to interrupt
   but I'm in a hurry!

Omitsu: See you later!

Ebisumaru: We went through
   all that trouble to get
   this far...

Ebisumaru: Did Omitsu come
   all this way with
   those dumplings? (laughs)

Goemon: Maybe she's a lot tougher
   and stronger than she
   seems...

Goemon: What are we talking about!
   We should be headed for
   Kyushu, where the Peach
   Mountain guys went!

Goemon: Omitsu!
   You shouldn't be going to
   Kyushu right now...

Goemon: Omitsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
   uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Ebisumaru: We have a problem here!

Yae: Kyushu has been separated
   from Japan...

Sasuke: And has disappeared.

Ebisumaru: What should we do?

Goemon: That's easy!
   We've got to go
   after Omitsu...

Goemon: Or should I say,
   go after Kyushu!

Sasuke: But how?

Goemon: ...Hmmm...

Yae: I know!

Yae: When lost for answers,
   we should ask
   the [Fortune Teller]!

 [Oedo Town]

Gate keeper: Hey!
   Long time no see!

   The next area you must
   enter is...

   I think it's to the east
   of [Musashi].

   You'll find [Musashi] as you
   pass through the gate
   into this town.

   ...or at least that's
   what my gut feeling is!

Gate keeper: The notheast!
   Metal chest!
   The notheast! Metal chest!
   [Musashi]'s Metal chest!

   Wait, maybe
   I am being a bit too obvious.

 [Messenger]
   You have been warned!

   An Adventure Diary is
   a record of all your
   [Blood] and [Sweat]!

 [Young Man]
   Strawberry, watermelon, apple,
   anything!
   No flying object can surprise
   me now!

   However...

   I might be a bit surprised
   if I saw a fruit cake come
   flying through.

 [Man]
   I wonder if any more UFO
   are headed this way...

   I know!
   I'll just wear this alien costume...

   And voila!
   I'm a Peach Alien myself!

 [Dog]
   I can smell something
   big happening, arf!

   But it's my policy not to
   stick my head into these
   things, arf!

 [Woman]
   With the city of Kyushu
   flying away,
   these are difficult times!

   This is when your basic tools
   are important...

   namely your helmet, armor,
   and rice balls.

 [Boy]
   How are you doing?
   Did you get many fortune dolls?

 [Girl]
   Wow!
   You're telling me that the city
   of Kyushu has flown away?!

   Now that's what I call funky!

 [Man]
   This Coffee Shop without
   Omitsu is like...

   Having a chocolate sundae
   with no chocolate!

   ...No!

   It's like a leopard with
   no spots!

 [Old Man]
   It looks like
   Omitsu's not here today...

   How sad...

 [Old Woman]
   Omitsu hasn't returned since
   she went out on a delivery...

   I'm a bit worried...

 [Young Man]
   I've come all the way here
   to see Omitsu,
   but she's not here.
   What a drag...

 [Old Man]
   Since you have come this far,
   I really have nothing to say!
   Good luck in completing
   the game!

   I'll just eat till I can't
   and hit the hay!

   Burp!

 [Man]
   I went all theway to
   Mokubei's place to talk about
   UFO...

   But I never thought there
   would be a house there...

   How in the world did he build
   that thing?

 [Old Man]
   I've been thinking for
   some time...

   The lantern at the Thunder Gate
   is way too big.
   It's impossible to pass under it!

 [Old Man]
   Well,
   I've finally made it to
   the top of Mt. Fuji!

   To mark the event,
   I went to the pipe maker's to
   buy an old pipe.

 [Man]
   How about the fortune teller?
   All of your worries shall
   disappear.

   After all, I operate a whole
   chain of them.
   Ha, ha, ha...

Chuppy: Wander, wander,
   wander, wander, wander,
   wander, wander, wander...

   I can't take this any more, arf!

 [Boy]
   I'm going to the Muscle Gym,
   to become a great officer
   with lots of muscles.

   But don't start calling me
   a muscle head!!

 [Woman]
   Aww,
   I wish I could travel
   all around Japan like you.

   And beat up all
   the pickpockets I run into.

 [Young Man]
   Auggghhhhh!

   I will cut and cut and cut
   everything with this sword...

   Radishes, pumpkins, onions...

   Hey wait a minute!
   I'm no grocery store owner!

 [Young Man]
   Edo people aren't too fussy,
   all we want is a hot bath and
   a nice bed!

   Get to Sleep!

 [Guard]
   Seeing that we cannot enter
   Oedo Castle, there's nothing
   much happening here!

   We did find out that there's
   someone new in
   the Goemon Tenements.

 [Traveler]
   If only I could train at
   the Muscle Gym...

   That metal chest blocking
   the road [East] of [Musashi],
   leading to the Northeast Region...

   You think you can move it
   easily now?

 [Young Woman]
   If only I had a Chain Pipe,
   I could sneak into Oedo Castle
   myself.

   That's right!
   I'll make the Chain Pipe!

      ...the end.

 [Plasma Man]
   In a cold region to your North,
   there is the [Mt. Fear], wwhere
   it snows!

   There, you shall meet someone
   who will be of great help to you,
   plasma!

   HOWEVER!

   You must first go to [Oedo Town]
   to undergo one training session,
   plasma!

 [Boy]
   They're moving here!
      They're moving here!

 [Girl]
   I saw something strange
   bouncing around in
   the western sky.

   After looking at it for
   a while, my eyes also started
   going...

   Bounce, bounce, bounce,
   bounce, bounce, bounce,
   bounce, bounce, bounce...

   Ahhhhh!
   I feel dizzy...!

 [Woman]
   Hey!
   That new person had moved in!

   ...I was hoping he'd be a bit
   more handsome...

   I think he wants to open
   a Muscle Gym, and is looking
   for young people who want to
   develop their [muscles]!

Lord: I hear Kyushu's also
   having some problems.

   I'm glad
   I'm not the Lord of Kyushu...

Princess Yuki:
   I heard about Kyushu...

   If other areas of Japan
   start flying around,
   there won't be any Japan left.

 [Old Woman]
   We had a barbecue party with
   the Lord and Princess Yuki
   the other day!

   What was that?
   So what??...?!

   Well,
   it's just a simple message...

 [Young Woman]
   Those rumors that Kyushu went
   flying...

   Is it true?
      Yes, it is true!
      There's no way it could be true

   What?!
   It is true?!

   Yourre not pulling my leg,
   are you?!

   What bad luck!
   I really wanted to see it!

   I thought so!

   And to think that I almost
   fell for this one!

 [Man]
   Someone new has moved into
   the house next door, but...

   He's rebuilding the inside
   in a very strange way...

   You should drop by and see
   for yourself...

 [Trainer]
   Good of you to come!

   This is the Muscle Training Gym,
   where you can train to develop
   your muscles!

   Once you're done training here,
   you'd be able to simply push
   the [Metal Box]!

   Are you ready to start training?
      Let's get started!
      I'd rather not.

   Well, you need a head full of
   thorns and a mouth shaped like
   an upside-down "V".

   All right!
   Let me show you to
   the Training Gym!

   Well that's a surprise.
   It's your chance to really develop
   your from into a body of steel.

Narrator: Now then,
   let me explain
   the Training!

Narrator: Several [Oyakata]s will
   come out of the holes
   around you.

Narrator: For a fixed period of
   time, you must make sure
   your balloon is not
   popped.

Narrator: And you do
   this by throwing
   Metal Boxes at
   the [Oyakata]s!

Narrator: Aim with your
   Control Stick, and
   throw the Metal Boxes
   with the [B Button]!

Narrator: Try your best to keep
   the balloon from being
   popped!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
   START!

 [Trainer]
   That was too bad,
   give it another try.

 [System]
   Do you want instructions for
   the Training?
      No, I don't need it!
      Yes, absolutely!

 [Trainer]
   Way to go!
   Now you can call yourself
   a Muscle Man!

 [System]
   Goemon obtains
   the [Sudden Impact] magic powers!

   By consuming some money,
   you will be able to move
   heavy thing for a specific period
   of time!

   Furthermore,
   while the magic power is
   in effect, you will have double
   the attacking power!

   (However, be careful, as damage
   from the enemy will also double)

 [Trainer]
   Just think that you're developing
   your muscles to save Japan!

 [Plasma Man]
   Use the magic power of
   Sudden Impact to move
   the Metal Box located on the east
   cliff of [Musashi],

   past the gates to
   [Oedo Town], plasma!

   Then, far way to the [North],
   at [Mt. Fear], you shall meet
   someone who'd be of great help
   to you, plasma!

 [Tunnels and Northeast]

 Tunnel to
    the [Northeast]

 Tunnel to
    the [Northeast] 2

 [Mutsu]

 [Festival Village]

 [Mutsu /
    Festival Village]

 [Boy]
   This is the Festival Village
   of [Mutsu]!

   Even the cold snow is blown away
   with our burning energy!
   We blast the cold away with
   our Festival Power!

 [Young Man]
   Oh yes!
   Every single night is a festival!
   A festival! A festival!
   Yeah, yeah!

   ...

   Hey, hey, hey!
   This is where you're supposed to
   ask me to stop getting so excited!

 [Woman]
   Festivals reflect the heart and
   soul of the Japanese!

   If your blood's not pounding
   quickly, or your body's not
   dancing, one can't really consider
   you to be Japanese!

 [Old Man]
   [North] of this village ou will
   find the [Stone Circle], where
   the mysterious Stone Pillars
   stand!

   However, the Circle does not mean
   there's a bunch of people in
   a circle!

 [Man]
   Mr. Mokubei, who lives around
   Mt. Fuji, is actually my elder
   brother.

   I have been hearing rumours
   that he has further developed
   his skills.

   If you used the pipe my brother
   makes, there should be no problem
   getting through to destroy the
   rocks blocking at Mt. Fear

 [Young Man]
   On the other side of this village
   is [Mt. Feaer], where [Witch]
   lives, who can call the spirits
   of all kinds of people.

   Just the other day, she called
   upon an Alien spirit, which ended
   upc ausing a huge headache.

 [Old Man]
   At [Mt. Fear], the power used by
   the Witch is marvellous,

   but I'm puzzled as to
   what exactly she is calling.

 [Man]
   The ocean about this time of year
   becomes covered with ice,
   due to the icebergs drifting down
   from the North Pole.

 [Woman]
   IT has been very cold for
   several days nxow.

   The main route leading to
   [Mt. Fear] is now covered in ice,
   making it very difficult.

   But it shouldln't be nearly as
   difficult to climb if you use
   a ladder and climb the alternate
   route around the back.

 [Boy]
   I saw a fish monster arise out
   of the ocean!

   It looked like a monster that
   would come out in a SFX movie.

 [Woman]
   There is a saying, that if you
   climb up the [Waterfall of Kegon],
   you could become a mermaid.

   I myself am going to become
   a mermaid, and wait for my prince
   to come.
   Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

 [Young Man]
   If you exit from the [South] of
   this village, turn [Right] and go
   through the [Uzen Tunnel],

   you will find the [Waterfall of Kegon].

   Well, you might find it a little
   confusing, but that's the way to
   get to the [Waterfall of Kegon].


 [Girl]
   In this village where festivals
   are held every day, there is only
   one day with no festival,
   the New Year!

   It's kind of a strange village,
   don't you think?

Takemaru:
   The back route to [Mt. Fear] is
   inaccessible, due to the Stone
   blocking the way, arf!

   There's no way you can destroy
   that stone and get through,
   without an extra powerful
   [Weapon] or something, arf!

 [Boy]
   Somewhere in this village is
   a store where you cannot enter
   unless you're a good swimmer!

   But if anyone attempted to swim
   here with all this snow on
   the ground, surely they'd catch
   a cold!

 [Old Man]
   Long ago...

   this village was where people
   who sacrificed their lives would
   come to live,

   they called it the
   "Don't You Think It's Hot Blooded"
   village.

   Well, I made that up,
   but it sounds true when I say it
   that way, doesn't it?

 [Plasma Man]
   Mokubei, a pipe maker at Mt. Fuji,
   should be able to increase
   the power of your weapons,
   plasma!

 [Old Man]
   I can hardly standon my own
   two legs, but I tell you,
   the Drum of the Festival brings
   power to my soul!

 [Dog]
   A weirdo with a white face was
   roaming this village asking for
   the secret to the power of
   the festival, arf.

   But why would he ask a dog
   like me?!

 [Old Man]
   If only I were just
   a little younger,
   I'd be the one on stage,

   but on second thoughts,
   I'd rather not! I'm afraid of
   high places.

 [Boy]
   Hey, hey!
   My body's moving to the beat of
   the music.

   Yes! Flash! The rockin' kid!
   Shakin' it, baby!

 [Young Woman]
   The drummer at the festival is
   not only popular with the girls.
   He's also popular with the boys!

 [Man]
   Urrrrrrrrrrrrr!

   If the drummer of the festival
   were selected on looks,
   I just know they'd pick me.

 [Young Man]
   The number one drum specialist
   in town! That's me, Hikozo!

   You're surprised?!
      Incredible!
      You ask why?!

   Haw, haw, haw, haw!

   With my drumstick techniques,
   I can make any item sound
   like drums!

   Ah, but, the other day
   I hit a dog tryin to make such
   a sound, but got into
   a lot of trouble.

   No!!!

   I'm too scared to go down.

   You ask why?

   How could you ask with that
   tone of voice?

Beth: As of late I've noticed
   this nice scent coming from
   the Ocean, arf.

   Mmm, what a scent!
   I'm quickly getting very hungry!

 [Woman]
   I hear that food is disappearing
   recently from all over the place.

   Just the other day,
   the foie gras and can of caviar
   I'd been saving for a special
   occasion disappeared. Blast it!

Restaurant: Welcome!
   What will you have?
      Apple 15
      Bowl of noodles 25
      Kiritanpo 45

   Sweet yet sour, the taste of
   a freshly picked apple!

   Look, it's red and cute,
   just like my cheeks!

   The cute little bowls they
   comein make the meal
   even more delightful!

   I bet you I could eat
   more than you!

   It's good by itself,
   or in a hot bowl of soup!

   A well known dish
   from the Northeast Region,
   where the rice is excellent!

 [Man]
   The rival store tot his shop
   is apparently right in the Festival
   Village,

   but I've never seen it there.
   I wonder where it is?

General Store: Welcome!
   What have you come to buy?
      Plum Rice Balls 120
      Fish Rice Balls 200
      Metal Armour 200

      This automatically recovers your
      strength to maximum points
      wenever it reaches 0.

 [Fat Man]
   UFOs are often sighted at
   the Stone Circle of [Ugo].

   Incidentally, that's where
   our precious cattle were abducted.

   I can't take this any more.

 [Northeast]

 [Mutsu]
    Mt. Fear

 [Marker]
   [Mt. Fear -
      Back Route]

 [Mutsu]
    Shoreline

 [Sign]
   There is a gate
      located underwater.

   To open this, you must press
   the red button in the waters...

 [Ugo]
   Stone Circle

 [Mt. Fuji]

Mokubei: Well, well, well!
   Long time no see!

   What now?!
      We've come for a cup of coffee.
      Please improve our [Weapons].

Mokubei: Hey,
   this is no coffee shop!

Mokubei: Hm!
   So that's what you have
   come for... okay,

   stand back... and
   I'll show you what my training
   has done for me...

   Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggghh!

Mokubei: Whew! Well,
   how's that for
   improvement!
   There you go!

 [System]
   The [Weapons] belonging to
   Goemon and allies
      improve to [Level 2]!

   (Yae can now use
      the Sword Shield!)

Goemon: Thank you Mokubei!

Mokubei: No problem!

Mokubei: It was a good thing
   I went to Mt. Fuji to
   train!

   But I never made a decent pipe
   before...

 [Festival Village]

 [Plasma Man]
   Destroy the rock blocking
   the Rear Entrance of [Mt. Fear],
   using your newly powered weapons,
   plasma!

 [Witch's House]

Witch: You... you must have
   come here not knowing
   what to do.

Yae: How did you know?

Witch: Hee, hee, hee...!

   I've been in this for 120 years!

   All I need to do is look at
   your face, and I know exactly
   what you're thinking of!

   ...
   ...

   ...Ah!

   There's something!

   I can see something!

Ebisumaru: What?

Ebisumaru: is my fly open?

Witch:
   That's not where I'm looking! (laughs)

   I see an [Old Man] with
   a strange look,
   in a very dark place...

Ebisumaru: Strange?
   Then it could only be
   the wise old man in Iga!

Sasuke: You must be joking!

Witch: It sounds like you know
   this man...

   How about it!
   With my powers,
   I could call him out here!

Sasuke: Re-really?!

Sasuke: Please!
   I just want to get
   a glimpse of my
   wise ol' man!

Witch: All right!
   I'll do it for 300 ryo!

Sasuke: Huh?!

Goemon: You're asking us
   for money?!

Witch: Of course!
   This is business.
   I've got to charge
   something!

Witch: 300 ryo!
   Take it or leave it!
      I'll take it!
      I don't have that much!

Witch: In that case,
   it's no longer my concern.

Witch: Well,
   Did you get some money?
      You bet!
      Well, not quite...

Witch: Very well... Now,

   I'm going to call them all back!

   Hmmmm!

      Come come, come here,
      come here, here!

      Welcome, come come,
      come on baby!

      Come on, come come,
      Come back!!

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

      Take that!!!

Yae: Oh, the wise ol' man?

Wise Man: Oh, Yae, what a delight!

Wise Man: Aah... where in
   the world is this?

Sasuke: Ol' Man...
   what has happened to you
   ...oh no!!

Goemon: Wise Man!
   Tell us!

Goemon: We want to save Kyushu,
   and Omitsu...

Goemon: But we have no idea
   where to go or look...

Wise Man: Hmmm...
   I see...

Wise Man: As I understand it,
   Kyushu is floating
   in outer space.

Yae: outer space?!

Ebisumaru: Yeah, but how are
   we goin to get
   all the way out there?

Wise Man: There is one way...

Goemon: Huh?

Wise Man: Retrieve [Miracle Items]
   from the four Flake Gang
   leaders of Peach Mountain
   ...

Wise Man: ... and take it to
   the altar of
   the Stone Circle in [Ugo],
   to the west...

Wise Man: Then you'll be able to
   go to outer space!

Goemon: Awesome...

Goemon: But Wise Man!
   How do you know?!

Wise Man: Ahem!
   That's because I'm...

Wise Man:
   The WISE MAN!

Wise Man: Wait a minute!

Wise Man: I see you already have
   [Three] Miracle Items.

Wise Man: You only need one more!
   Good luck on your search.

Witch: You should be
   looking for...

   ...the Miracle Item
   the Wise Man was talking about!

   Get going!

 [Festival Village]
   The weirdo of Peach Mountain,
   who's around somewhere,
   has the Miracle Item you are
   looking for, plasma.

   To find out where he is,
   listen well to the people
   of the [Festival Village],
   plasma!

 [Tunnel]

 [Uzen]
    Tunnel

 [Waterfall of Kegon]

 [Nikko]
    Waterfall of Kegon

Narrator: Take control of the
   Legend of the Mermaid!
   Looking for applicants!

   Do you ish to challenge
   the Legend?
      Yes, I do!
      I'm going to pass on this one.

   If you say so.
   Come back if you change
   your mind.

Narrator: Are you ready?!

 [System]
   Do you want instructions
   for the training?
      No, that's fine!
      Yes, please tell me!

Narrator: Press the [A Button]
   several times quickly
   to climb the waterfall
   in front of you.

Narrator: If you reach the goal
   located at the top of
   the waterfall, within
   the specified time,

Narrator: you have completed
   the training!

Narrator: However...

Narrator: there will be [Oyakata]s
   appearing at thet op of
   the waterfall to try and
   foil your attempts!

Narrator: Use your Control Stick
   to keep you from falling
   into the waterfall basin!

Narrator: Ready...

Narrator:
   Set...

Narrator:
   Go!

 [System]
   BEAUTIFULLY
      DONE!!

Narrator: Your gracious swimming
   skills are like that of
   the Mermaid Princess!

 [System]
   Yae obtains
      the [Mermaid] magic powers!

   Now you can swim underwater in
   the deep ocean and rivers!

 [Festival Village]

General Store: Welcome!
   What have you come to buy?
      Gold Helmet 250
      Gold Armour 350
      Surprise Pack 500

   With this you could defend
   yourself by resisting 8 shots from
   the enemy.

   This will defend you against
   8 attacks from the enemy.

 [Sea of Japan]

 [Japan Sea]
    Underwater

 [System]
   Yae receives
      the [Yae Bazooka]!

   This allows Yae to shoot at
      enemies from a distance!

   By continuously holding down
   the B Button and then letting go...

   the [Lock on Bazooka] is activated
   where by it will automatically
   lock on tot heenemies
   at which it is aimed.

 [Sign]
   Find the hidden route
      using the windup camera...

Poron: You have finally made it
   as far as here to see me,
   the mighty Poron!

Poron: Do you ever give up?
   I sense you are
   a die hard fine of mine! (laughs)

Yae: I've come here, not to see
   you, but to find
   the Miracle item!

Poron: You're saying...
   not for me... but
   the Miracle...is thatso?

Poron: Tsk, tsk... it's too bad.

Poron: Last time I was in
   the Kansai Region on
   a vacation...

Poron: ...I dropped it somewhere
   in the [Zazen Town]. (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Gasp!
   You've gotta be kidding!

Yae: Well, if he's not kidding,
   we must return to
   [Zazen Town] at once!

Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!

Lily: It's not goign to be
   that easy, la, la...

Goemon: Lily!

Lily: You're all getting
   in the way too often!

Lily: Therefore...

Lily: I'm taking you on a one way
   trip somewhere far,
   far away. (laughs)

Dancin': H-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
   ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Dancin': Yeeeess, la, la...

Dancin': You're invited to hell,
   Fernandez, la, la!

Lily: Dancin'!

Lily: What are YOU doing here!

Dancin': I just thought,
   since I've only been in
   a few scenes...

Dancin': By the way,
   the word scenes...

Dancin': Has nothing to do with
   my name, cuz my name is
   not Dan-scene, la, la...! (Oooh...)

Lily: You're taking valuable time
   away from MY scene to
   tell us that awful joke!

Dancin': You've got much to
   learn... to be a star,
   you've got to stand out
   like a sore thumb!

Lily: That's not fair!! (laughs)

Poron: Um... Ah

Poron: Mr. Dancin'...

Poron: Ms. Lily...

Poron: What should I do? (laughs)

Dancin': ...ouch! (laughs)

Dancin': Uh, well, w-why don't
   you use the deivce to get
   rid of those guys!

Dancin': ...ouch, I say! (laughs)

Poron: Ah, yes sir!

Dancin': Anyway, goodbye, Fernandez!

Lily: He-ey!
   That's my line! (applause, laughs)

Goemon: What was that all about? (laughs)

Poron: Well, as the man says...

Poron: Goodbye!

Poron: Switch to the...

   ON position!

Poron: Bye!

Yae: Ah, wait!

Ebisumaru: What is going on?!

 [System]
   T minus
      30 seconds...

Yae: It looks like the time bomb
   has been activated.

Ebisumaru: Are you saying we're
   going to be food for
   the fish in a matter
   of seconds?

Sasuke: It's nothing to be
   joking about!

Yae: It's times like this
   when it's important
   to stay calm...

 [System]
   The Charming Mermaid

      THAISAMBA 2

Impact: Well, I've got
   a movie to complete...

Impact: ...so I must head back
   to France!

Impact: If you need me again,
   Au Revoir!

 [Festival Village]

 [Plasma Man]
   Ask the Collector of [Zazen Town],
   plasma!

 [Zazen Town]

Benkei: What is it today?

Yae: Excuse me, Mr. Benkei,
   I'd like to ask you
   something...

Yae: Would you not have something
   called a Miracle Item?

Benkei: Huh?
   A Miracle...?

   No, I'm sorry,
   I don't have any such thing.

   But maybe he would have it...

Ebisumaru: Uh-huh,
   and who could that be?

Benkei: Well, there is the collector
   with a collection even
   greater than mine...

   ...I believe his name
   was [Kihachi].

Yae: Where could we find
   this Mr. Kihachi?

Benkei: He lives on
   the [Center Pond]
   of Zazen Town!

Benkei: Hmmm...
   I can't lose to Kihachi!

   I must build on my collection!

 [Kihachi]
   What'd you say?

   What do you want with me,
   the might water imp Kihachi?

Yae: I'm sorry to bother you...

Yae: But do you remember
   picking up an unusual item
   around here?

Kihachi: Hmmm...
   Maybe you're referring to
   this odd item I picked up
   the other day?

Goemon: Is that a fact?
   If that's true,
   can you give it to us?

Kihachi: Get real!
   You don't just ask to
   get something for nothing!

Kihachi: Try carving the word
   "WORLD" in that piece
   of rock...

Kihachi: And tell me out loud
   what you have...

Ebisumaru: Hey, that's pretty
   tough, it's no easy task
   to carve "WORLD" on
   here!

Goemon: It's a tough world! (laughs)

Kihachi: In any case,
   I can't just go around
   giving away parts of my
   valuable collection.

Yae: Please reconsider.
   We really need that item.

Kihachi: Hmmmmmm...

Kihachi: It's so hard to say no
   to someone so cute
   as you. (laughs)

Kihachi: All right!
   I'll give it to you
   if you bring me
   my favorite food.

Ebisumaru: Your favorite food?

Kihachi: Yes!
   My favourite food!

Kihachi: Farewell!

Kihachi: Cucumber...

 [Old Woman]
   I know, I know!

   You've come to ask about
   Kihachi's favorite food, right?

   The best person to ask is
   the priest at the Golden Temple!

   You should be able to find
   something out there...

   Oh, right, before you go,
   let me give you some things
   you can use!

 [System]
   Goemon receives,
      [Fish Rice Balls],
      [Golden Armor] and
      [Golden Helmet]!

 [Woman]
   The son of the priest at
   the Golden Temple makes
   really good cucumbers...

   If you want to meet [the son],
   you should ask the priest
   where you could find him.

 [Messenger]
   I became a messenger so that
   I could strengthen my legs,
   to jump greater heights!

   Ever since I was a child,
   I've always wanted to light up
   the Big Sacred Fire!

 [Woman]
   Kihachi loves the cucumber
   made by the son of the priest
   at the Oolden Temple...

   On the other hand,
   he doesn't like cockroaches...

   ...
   ...

   Well, I don't know anyone
   who does!

 [Old Man]
   By using my Super Memory,
   I remember that...

   while gazing up at
   the Big Sacred Fire,
   Kihachi, the water imp...

   was eating the cucumber
   made by the son of the priest!

 [Woman]
   Kihachi's not my type!

   Oh, you're not asking
   if I like Kihachi?
   You're asking me what Kihachi
   likes?

   Um, ah, wait!
   I had no idea you were...

   ...

   ...uh, anyway,
   I've got no idea!

 [Dog]
   Kihachi was always eating
   this green long thing, arf!

Chiyomaru: Kihachi would often
   come to this Creek and...

   force me to eat some
   cucumbers...

 [Man]
   You want to know Kihachi's
   favorite food?

   That would be the cucumber
   made by the son of the priest
   of the Golden Temple!

 [Woman]
   If you want to know what
   Kihiachi's favourite food is,
   you should go see the priest
   at the Golden Temple.

 [Boy]
   You have something to ask me?
      Who is Kihachi?
      What's Kihachi's favorite food?

   Well, it's a bit complicated...

   He was saying something
   about popping up at the end
   of the game and running off
   with the best part!

   I know!

   He was at the Center Pond
   crunching on [cucumber]
   made by the son of the priest.

 [Young Man]
   Kihachi?!

   I can't stand his guts!

   He replaces the octopus with
   cucumber!

   If he does that, they're
   no longer octopus dumplings!
   They're cucumber dumplings!

 [Boy]
   A water imp loves cucumber!

   Kihachi, in particular,
   loves the cucumber made by
   the son of the priest at
   the Golden Temple!

 [Plasma Man]
   To climb the extremely high step
   of Mt. Kyoigatake, and meet
   the cucumber-making expert,

   you need to train to obtain
   the technique to increase your
   power to jump, plasma!

   Ask the [Priest] of
   the Golden Temple, plasma!

 [Guard]
   Kihachi's favorite food...?

   Well it doesn't seem to be
   Gigantic Robots.

 [Young Man]
   The Big Sacred Fire is above
   here!

   But you have to take a big jump
   to get up there!

Priest: So, you've come to
   listen to my sermon?
      No, no, no. Where is your son?
      We could save that for next...

Priest: What?
   you want to see my son?

   My son's gone to watch
   the Big Sacred Fire...

   You'll find him at [Mt. Nyoigatake],
   next to this Temple.

Yae: So, we can meet him
   at Mt. Nyoigatake?

Priest: Tsk, Tsk...
   It won't be quite
   that simple.

   To get to the [Big Fire] of
   Mt. Nyoigatake...

   Only those with extensive
   training, who can jump
   unimaginable heights,
   will be able to proceed.

   Do you think you could do
   that?
      I'll try.
      I hate training.

   Youngsters today are all
   a bunch of wimps...

   Have you changed your mind
   yet about the training?
      I'll try.
      No, no, no...

   Wow!
   I admire your spirit!

   Let's begin with the training
   then!

   In [Bizen] of
   the Chugoku Region, there is
   a locked warehouse...

   Inside that warehouse is
   a training gym, and here is
   the [key] to the gym.

   OK!
   This is the key that will
   open the training gym.

   Don't give up!

 [System]
   Goemon and allies
      receive the [Key to Training]!

   If you don't want to
   listen, just say you
   don't want to listen!

Priest: You'll be in
   the warehouse at
   [Bizen] during the whole
   time you're training!

   I wonder if you have the guts
   to overcome the training...

 [Bizen]

 [Trainer]
   Good of you to come!

   This is where you will train to
   develop your legs and ankles,
   and become a Super Jumper!

   Have you come to take on
   this training?

   Is that so?
   I'm too busy to be dealing
   with jokers like you anyway!

   Hmmm.
   It wouldn't be for you...

   It's got to be someone with
   Triangular eyebrows and
   a round head.

   I'll show you to the Training Gym.

Narrator: I will now explain the training!

Narrator: You will jump from
   foothold to foothold
   around the pillar, within
   a specified time limit!

Narrator: You have completed your
   training when you reach
   the goal at the very top.

Narrator: Jump over the footholds
   that will move!
   Try your best to finish
   within the time limit!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
   Start!

 [Trainer]
   Bravo!
   From now on, you can call
   yourself a Super Jumper!

 [System]
   Sasuke obtains
      the [Flying] magic powers!

   Using the Super Jump, you can
   go to high places that were
   previously unreachable!

 [Trainer]
   Jumping is my life,
   it's all I've known!

 [Zazen Town]

Kihachi: Cucumber that
   the priest's son makes...

 [Plasma Man]
   Use the [Flying] magic powers
   to climb on to the steps
   of Mt. Nyoigatake.

   There you'll meet the son of
   the priest, plasma!

Priest: Hmm!
   You're pretty good.

   To commemorate this occasion,
   how about an autograph from me?

Son: What?
   You've come all the way here...

Son: So what do you want?
   To see the Big Sacred Fire...
   Do you have Kihachi's favorite?

Son: Well, beautiful isn't it!

Son: To be able to watch with
   such a cute girl!

Son: Ah?
   About the cucumber?

   Oh, did you want some of
   the cucumber I grew?
      Yes!
      No, I won't bother.

   I didn't think so.
   You don't look like
   a water imp to me.

Son: So you want my cucumbers
   after all?
      Yes!
      No thanks.

   Okay, I'll sell it to you for 800 ryo!
   Do you want it even at that price?
      Yeah!
      What?! That's too much!!

Son: If you can't appreciate
   the value of my cucumbers,
   you can leave right now!

Son: You've made a wise purchase!

Son: Here you go.

 [System]
   Goemon and allies
      receive [Quality Cucumber]!

Son: I already sold you cucumbers!

 [Plasma Man]
   Go! Take those Cucumbers
   you have to Kihachi, plasma!

Kihachi: Yes! That's it!

 [System]
   Goemon and allies trade their
   quality cucumber with
   Kihachi's [Miracle Item].

   Goemon and allies
   receive the [Miracle Snow],
      shaped like a snow flake.

Kihachi: Farewell!

Kihachi: Eating cucumber
   while watching
   the Big Sacred Fire..

Kihachi: Nothing could match
   this...

 [Stone Circle]

Goemon: There!
   We now have all
   the Miracle Items!

Goemon: Take us to outer space!

Pemopemo God:
   I am the Pemopemo God...

Pemopemo God:
   Let me warn you that once
   you go to outer space, you
   may never be able to return.

Pemopemo God: Will you still go...?
   Yes, we will!
   No, we're not going...

Pemopemo God:
   Come back when you get
   the courage to go.

Pemopemo God:
   I commend you for your
   courage!

 [Kyushu]

 [Gorgeous
   Musical Castle]

 [Man]
   This is where Sogen Town
   of [Bizen] used to be!

   It's become so strange,
   it makes you want to yell
   "This is nothing like Kyushu!"
   Boo-hoo.

 [Woman]
   The Peach Mountain musical is
   on twice a day
      - at 1:00 and 5:00 p.m.

   It's always the same content,
   but I keep on seeing it anyway.

 [Boy]
   When I woke up in the morning,
   the town looked so different!

   Well,
   it doesn't really matter to me.

 [Man]
   Our [Sogen Town] has become
   what it is now in an instant.

   I've got no idea how we're
   going to be able to manage
   from now on.

 [Man]
   This area is terrible for business,
   nobody comes here.

   I should just give up
   being a merchant and
   become a Musical Star!

 [Woman]
   I saw Peach Mountain shoguns
   musical yesterday as well!

   Dancin' is just great!

 [Innkeeper]
   The room is prepared so that
   you can at least sleep in it.

   You can relax in this room
   to a certain extent.

   The room is gorgeous!
   Wonderful! Fantastic!

 [Young Man]
   Do the young women prefer
   flashy men like...
   that Dancin' guy?

   Maybe I should be wearing
   makekup myself.

Restaurant: Welcome!
   What will you have?
      Sponge Cake 15
      Round Radish 25
      Chanpon Noodles 45

   So sweet it will make your cheeks
   melt.

   A soft and sweet snack from
   the Netherlands.

   Wow, a fat, healthy radish!

   It's a super huge radish!

   Delicious noodles with plenty
   of vegetables.

   Lots o' vegetables,
   lots o' seafood.

 [Old Man]
   All the young women seem to
   be going to the Peach Mountain
   Musical quite often.

   I wonder if it's the same in
   other towns as well?

 [Girl]
   Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

   How's my imitation?
   Don't I sound just like Kitty Lily!

   Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
   ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
   ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
   ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

   How's my imitation?
   Don't I sound just like
   Spring Breeze Dancin'!

   PLASMA!!

   Woops! My mistake!

Omitsu: Oh! Goemon!

Goemon: OMITSU!

Goemon: I'm glad you're okay!

Goemon: I didn't know what would
   happen when I saw Kyushu
   flying away.

Omitsu: It surprised me at the
   time, but I'm all right.
   I'm sorry to have
   worried you.

Yae: But to see all of Kyushu
   in this state.

Goemon: Peach Mountain's
   Instant Stage Beam's power
   has increased!

Sasuke: We've got to do
   something quickly!

Sasuke: Just imagine if they
   continued to do
   this to all of Japan!

Ebisumaru: That's right!
   By the way,
   I wonder where
   Dancin' and Lily are?

Omitsu: I heard that they were
   behind the doors right
   ahead of us.

Omitsu: But the door's rigid and
   cannot be opened easily.

Ebisumaru: Then I'll huff,
   and I'll puff,
   and I'll blow
   the door down. (laugh)

Sasuke: We've got no time
   for dumb jokes!(laugh)

Omitsu: I know!

Omitsu: I know someone who could
   help us.

Goemon: Who?!

Omitsu: I'm sure...
   he's at the restaurant.

Omitsu: I'm sure we can find
   the person who can help
   us at the restaurant.

Wise Man:: Hey! Goemon, it's you!

Goemon: What?! Wise Man!

Sasuke: It is!
   It's my ol' man, Wise Man!
   I am just overjoyed to
   see you!

Goemon: But I thought
   Wise Man died.

Wise Man: You couldn't be further
   from the truth!
   Just look at me,
   I'm as healthy as ever!

Goemon: Then who was the spirit
   the Witch called for us? (laughs)

Yae: Yes, there is something
   strange about that,
   but let's not worry
   about it now. (laughs)

Yae: But what are you doing here?!

Wise Man: Well... I was caught by
   the Peach Mountain guys.

Wise Man: And... I gave them
   Mechanical Robots and
   an Instant Stage Beam...

Wise Man: Well... in exchange for
   a muscle car poster and
   five car magazines... (laughs)

Goemon: ...
   What?!

Wise Man: Oh, ah, I mean
   I strongly resisted
   but they forced me
   to make them. (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Well it all makes sense
   then, the mechanics
   seemed so familiar.

Wise Man: I don't know
   what to say.

Goemon: But that's strange.
   If they kidnapped you,
   what reason did they have
   to blow up your home?

Wise Man: What did you just say?!
   My house has been
   blown up?!

Wise Man: Grrrr!
   All those car magazines
   I collected over the years!

Wise Man: Who could do such
   a thing?!

Ebisumaru: We believe
   it was probably
   the Peach Mountain guys.

Sasuke: ..

Wise Man: I will not forgive them.

Wise Man: Hand me your [Weapons].

Wise Man: Here, take this!

 [System]
   The power of the weapons
   belonging to Goemon and the allies
      has increased to [Level 3]!

   With these weapons,
   even rigid doors can be destroyed!

Ebisumaru: Don't you feel
   our journey is taking
   some wild turns?! (laughs)

Wise Man: Go get 'em!
   Take revenge for my poor
   car magazines.

Omitsu: Good luck, everyone!

 [Gorgeous Music Castle]

 [Peach Mountain Main Hall]
    Entrance

Dancin': Welcome!

Lily: Welcome to our stage,
   la, la...

Dancin': Fernandez!

Goemon: I'm not Fernandez!

Dancin': Behave yourself!
   This will be your last
   stop anyway!!

Goemon: What do you mean?!

Dancin': Today is the day
   you get to...

Dancin': ...experience our..

   Secret Powers!

Ebisumaru: What's this extra
   confidence I sense? (laughs)

Yae: I don't know what secret
   powers they say they have,
   but they can't defeat us!

Sasuke: Yes, you're right!
   I don't see any way that
   they can beat us!

Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Lily: Don't be so
   sure of yourselves!

Dancin': All we have to do is join
   our two forces together,
   la, la!

Lily: And it will be history for...

Lily:
   You guys!

Dancin': Starting right now,
   we will make you our...

Dancin': Die hard fans, yes...

Dancin':
   Die hard fans!

Goemon: What?! (laughs)

Lily: Listen, la, la!
   To this so-ong, la, la...!

Dancin': Observe, la, la!
   The dance, la, la...!

Dancin': Of
   the Peach Mountain Shoguns,
      la, la...!

 [Gorgeous My Stage]

   [Dancin']
      All you sheep in
         search of a shepherd

   [Lily]
      Look up

   [Dancin']
      To my Stage

   Gorgeous

   My Stage

   Like a rose that blooms in nature

   That sweet scent

   Melody to surround us
      (Sweet Me-mory)

   As our dream continues

   Tonight

   Oh! Gorgeous my,

   My Stage!

   (Applause)

Goemon: Whew!
   What was that...

Ebisumaru: I, I can't believe it...

Ebisumaru: I don't know...
   but I think I'm...
   becoming a die hard fan...
   of Dancin' and Lily...

Yae: Come on!
   Open your eyes!

Sasuke: Hey, where did Dancin'
   and the guys go!?

Yae: What the...?!

 [System]
   T minus 120 seconds...

Goemon: Swine!
   They re-activated
   the time bomb, and ran! (laughs)

 [System]
   T minus 100 seconds...

Goemon: I'm not letting
   them escape!

Dancin': That...

   that cannot be... Me,
   a big star, lose like this?

Lily: Awwwww!

Dancin':
   But Fernandez!

   Don't think for a moment
   that you have won!

   As long as the Instant Stage
   Beam remains in our control,

   I'm certain we'll one day turn
   Japan into a gorgeous stage...

Goemon: Shut up!

   Your evil plans will end
   as of now!

   And my name is not
   Fernandez!

   It's Goemon!

   Go get him!

   IMPACT!!!

Goemon: There!
   How does that feel?

Sasuke: Look at how far he has
   flown through...

   ...now he has really become
   a STAR in outer space!

Goemon: Okay!
   I'm headed home!

Goemon: Now, Japan will be
   peaceful again!

Sasuke: But Goemon...

   what shall we do with Kyushu,
   still in outer space?

Goemon: Whoops!!

   I forgot about that!
   Omitsu's still there...

Ebisumaru: Ahoy!

   That looks like Kyushu
   over there!

Yae: Yes, I see it too!

Yae: I'd say that the time bomb
   set by Dancin'...

   happened to just take out the
   Control Device of that Castle.

Goemon / Ebisumaru:
   Too good to be true...

Sasuke: Oh, but first...

   we must go to pick up my ol' man
   and Omitsu.

Goemon: Oh yeah!
   You're right!

Ebisumaru: Well,
   should we get going!?

Goemon: Mmm?
   Wait, what's that?

Girls: Scream! Screeeeaam!

Ebisumaru: Look there!
   Goemon!

   Look at all those cute girls!

Goemon: Well, ah, of course!

   We're the heroes that saved
   Japan rom the Peach Mountain!

Yae: But why is this the first
   time they've been so happy?

Goemon: Well, it must have
   something to do with them...

   finally noticing my good looks!

Goemon: Hey, hey!
   Everyone just calm down!

Ebisumaru: Everone here wanting
   my autograph, start a line here.

   Nyo-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!

Yae: Hmmm...

   don't you think these girls
   are acting kind of strange?

Goemon / Ebisumaru: What?

GirlA: Hey! You guys!!

   What have you done to Dancin'?!

GirlB: The oh-so-beautiful song
   and dance of Dancin' and Lily...

   we won't be able to see them.
   Thanks to you! You little...

All:
   Gasp!

Ebisumaru: I can't believe this!

 [Credits]

 MYSTICAL NINJA Staff

   CHIEF DIRECTOR
 Etsunobu Ebisu

   PLANNER
 Keita Kawaminami
 Madoka Yamauchi

   SCENARIO
 Keita Kawaminami

   PROGRAM DIRECTOR
 Etsunobu Ebisu

   SYSTEM PROGRAM
 Makoto Yamaguchi

   PLAYER PROGRAM
 Kouichi Yagi
 Makoto Yamaguchi

   ENEMY PROGORAM
 Osumu Maruyama
 Katsuma Kashiwagi
 Kenya Maeda

   EVENT & DEMO PROGRAM
 Noriyuki Gonda
 Masaru Moriwaki
 Masahiro Yamamoto

   BOMBER PROGRAM
 Takayuki Inoue

   IMPACTBOSS PROGRAM
 Tomoharu Okutani

   DESIGN DIRECTOR
 Madoka Yamauchi

   PLAYER DESIGN
 Kazue Hamagaki
 Madoka Yamauchi

   ENEMY DESIGN
 Kazue Hamagaki
 Kazuhiro Hiruo
 Tomomi Maeda

   FIELD DESIGN
 Mikayo Suenaga
 Tae Yabu
 Keiko Ohashi
 Terue Hayashi

   FIELD DESIGN
 Rumiko Matsumoto
 Kazuhiro Hiruo
 Mika Nakasako

   SUBGAME DESIGN
 Mikayo Suenaga
 Mika Nakasako
 Terue Hayashi
 Keiko Ohashi

   BOMBER DESIGN
 Tomomi Maeda
 Keiko Ohashi

   IMPACTBOSS DESIGN
 Mika Nakasako
 Madoka Yamauchi

   SOUND DIRECTOR
 Tomoya Tomita

   SOUND EFFECT
 Ayumu Kashizaki

   COMPOSER
 Shigeru Araki
 Kato Yusuke
 Saiko Miki
 Yasumasa Kitagawa

   DESIGN DIRECTION
 Kazuhiro Namba
 Narutoshi Yamaoka
 Satoko Naito
 Takashi Kakuta
 Kiyoko Kanaji

 The Theme of "MYSTICAL NINJA"
   Song: Hironobu Kageyama

 "Gorgeous my stage"
   Song: Toshihiro Tachibana
   Etsuyo Ota

 "I am Impact!"
   Song: Ichiro Mizuki

   VOICE ACTORS
 Shinichiro Ota
 Kenichi Ogata
 Junko Hori
 Rumi Kasahara
 Kotono Mitsuishi
 Koichi Yamadera
 Chafurin

   SPECIAL THANKS
 Takeo Yakushiji
 Ai Fukuyama
 Daisuke Torii
 Ikuo Shibuya
 Takashi Yoshida
    (IZM)
 Tomoharu Morisawa
 Takahiro Nakajima
 Masahiko Kimura
 Hideto Inoue
 Takashi Sasugano
    (KME)

   SOUND PRODUCER
 Kazuhiko Uehara

   PRODUCER
 Shigeharu Umezaki

   EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
 Kuniaki Kinoshita

   PRESENTED BY
 (Konami Entertainment Company of Osaka)

 KCEO
 DEVEOPED BY
 KONAMI COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT OSAKA Co., Ltd.

 KONAMI
 1998 KONAMI ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

 Congratulations
    on completeing the game!

 The number of Fortune Dolls you collected

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3.) Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon script (asterisks)
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 [Opening Song]
   Fight on... Fight on...
   Never giving up
   Let's start our journey as
   we whistle along
   Going now

   Well, look at the sky
   Peeping through the clouds
   You can see, just how
   big the sky really is

   Even if the harsh winds
   were to take you away
   live your life the way YOU want it,
   that is the destiny for many

   Fight on... Fight on...
   There is more than one dream,
   if we reach for it hard enough...
   TAKE A CHANCE!

   Fight on... Fight on...
   Never giving up
   Let's start our journey as
   we whistle along
   Going now

 [Oedo Town]

Store Manager: What are you guys doing?
   Leave right now!

Store Manager: Never come again,
   you punks!

Goemon: Ebisumaru!
   Why,
   you've taken all your *clothes off*!

Ebisumaru: I thought that I could
   negotiate a *discount*...
   with my *hypnotic dance*.

Goemon: Discount?!
   We've been thrown out of the store
   because of your dance.

Ebisumaru: He just couldn't
   understand the *beauty* in...
   **me!**

Goemon: You worry me.

Goemon: What, what's happening!

Ebisumaru: Huh?!

Goemon: What was that great
   big thing just now?

Ebisumaru: Goemon!
   Isn't that the direction to
   *Oedo Castle*?

Baron: I've arrived at my destination!

Mystery Man:
   Hmm! Let's first attack this castle!

Mystery Woman:
   O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Lord: Well, well, well.
   Isn't it so peaceful here.

Princess Yuki: *Wait*!
   What's that commotion outside?

Lord:

   *WHAT'S GOING ON!!*

Mystery Man: If we just proceed
   with our cunning *plans*.

   Huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh
   huh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh!

Goemon: Oh no, Oedo Castle.

Ebisumaru: The *Lord's place* again?

   It's been really nightmare for
   them recently.

Goemon: In any case, we can't
   just sit around here!

   Follow me, Ebisumaru!

Ebisumaru: *Wait for me*, Goemon!

   I haven't changed yet!
   Give me a moment to go home and
   get changed into something decent.

Goemon: Aw, heck.

   Well, hurry up.

 [Oedo Town]

Goemon: *I'm ready! Let's go!*

 [Woman]
   When the UFO comes,
   there is a huge commotion
   all over the place...

   Someone new will be moving into
   the tenements.

   What? When's that?

   Sorry!
   Even I don't know that.

 [Girl]
   Just now, Oedo Castle was hit
   by a mysterious beam,
   turning it into *European Castle*.

   If that beam hit me...

   Would it turn me into a model
   EU citizen?

 [Boy]
   All right!!
       The aliens! The aliens!
           The aliens! The aliens!

 [Old Man]
   What? *A UFO*?

   What do you mean?
   I'm *85* years old you know!

 [Sign]
   [Goemon
         Tenements]

 [Man]
   *Mokubei* used to live next door
   to us...

   He was a *pipe maker*,
   but he moved to *Mt. Fuji*...

   That's why nobody lives next door.

 [Man]
   As I said, nobody lives next door!

   Mokubei, the *pipe maker*,
   has moved to the *Mt. Fuji*.

 [Man]
   My cousin lives two houses down,
   so don't pay any attention
   if you hear the same thing!

 [Old Woman]
   There seems to be some kind of
   commotion again...

   Does that mean your adventures
   are about to begin?

   A new start for
               "*MYSTICAL NINJA*"!

 [Young Woman]
   There seems to be some
   commotion going on outside...

   I wonder what's going on!

   But I get frightened easily,
   so I'm afraid to go and see.

   Still,
   I can't help but take a look.

 [Young Man]
   I don't know if you saw a UFO
   or a bird, but it's nothing to
   make a big fuss over.

   **HECK!**

Officer: Yes?
         What's the matter?

   I want to know the way to...
   Who are you?

   Where do you want to go?
      Which way to [Oedo Castle]?
      The way to [Mt. Fuji]?
      Where is the [checkpoint]?

   You can get to *Oedo Castle* by
   passing through *this gate* and over
   the *Nihon Bashi Bridge*.

   To get to *Mt. Fuji*,
   you must pass through
   *the gate with the red pillars*
   near the [Thunder Gate]...

   This will lead you to
   *the fortune teller*,
   where you must turn
   the corner and go straight.

   There you'll find
   the [Kai Highway], which will lead
   you directly to *Mt. Fuji*.

   To get to the *checkpoint*,
   go through the *large gate* in
   the shopping district.

   In order to defend
   the *peace* and *justice* of
   this town...

   I have altered my body to
   become...

   Your hero and supercop
                 "*Robo Officer*"!

 [Traveler]
   Is this bridge the actual
   *Nihon Bashi Bridge*?

   I must say it is a beautiful
   bridge, fit for the honour
   of Oedo.

 [Young Woman]
   I was just there, but...

   *The bridge* that leads to
   Oedo Castle has been destroyed,
   so no one can get in!

   Now, what's going to happen!

               *...to be continued.*

 [Sign]
   [Oedo Castle /
                Main Gate]

 [Sign]
   Emergency [*Star Block*] In Use.

      (You can get through by
           using the *Chain Pipe*)

 [Sign]
   Front of Castle /
            *Police Box*

 [Guard]
   It is impossible to enter
   Oedo Castle!

   However,
   there should be a "*Star Block*"
   set for emergency use...

   You should be able to move
   forward if you have the chain
   device used by *Mokubei*,
   the *Pipe maker*.

 [Young Man]
   Auggghhhhh!

   I can feel my "Blood" rushing!

   I want to totally master
   the art of swordmanship.

 [Boy]
   The officer's duty is to defend
   the peace of this town.

   By the way, I have no job!

 [Man]
   *Mokubei* the *pipe maker*, who moved
   to [*Mt. Fuji*], is a UFO maniac.

   But for a UFO to appear after
   he moved...?

   I should have taped it for him on
   a video camera.

Officer: Anyone planning to
         cause trouble...

         will fall victom to
         my *Atomic Stick*!

 [Old Man]
   No matter what happens,
   I'll be sure to go to
   the *Thunder Gate*!
   That is the way of my life.

 [Man]
   That huge *peach* that just came
   flying...

   What in the world was that?!

   Who in the world is going to eat
   such a huge *peach*!

 [Messenger]
   Pant! Pant!
   This is a *warning* from
   the messenger!

   If you're going to save
   an *Adventure Diary*,
   go to the [*Inn*].

   As long as you keep
   an *Adventure Diary*, you can keep
   *save* ofa ll your adventures
   up to now! Gotta go!

 [Girl]
   What's the fuss?
   Everyone's in a tizzy over some
   Flying Peach...

   You won't be able to steal my
   heart using just a Flying Peach!

 [Boy]
   Hee, hee, hee...
   In this world,
   there exist *fortune dolls*
   that bring you happiness.

   If you find one, take it,
   no matter what!

 [Woman]
   If you're going on an adventure,
   it would be wise to purchase
   an *item* at the *general store*.

   It will comein handy
   when certain emergencies arise.

 [Dog]
   Arf, arf!
        Help me!
             Arf, arf!

   I'd better hurry up and
   hide somewhere, or else they'll
   take me in their UFO...

   It scares me just to think
   about it.

 [Man]
   It's *a UFO*!
   It's *a Flying Peach*!

   This has got to be
   the Alien Invasion!

   I'll bet whoever's riding that UFO
   is speaking kinda peachy.

 [Woman]
   This is *Oedo Town*!

   It's where the real Edo people
   live!

 [Fat Man]
   Hey!
   So you're here to find out
   what I have to say!

   Listen, whenever you visit
   a town or a village...

   gather your information by
   listening to what the people
   have to say.

   That is important for you to
   complete this game!

 [System]
   [Coffee Shop /
           *Viva! Oedo!*]

 [Man]
   *Omitsu* is the cutest girl
   I've ever seen...

   When our eyes meet even for
   a brief moment...

   **It's magic!**

 [Old Man]
   I just can't settle down until
   I eat and eat and eat.

   So...

   I'll have some *Kiwi Dumpling*,
   *Iced Tea*, *Custard Rice Cake*,
   and some *Cinnamon Rice Crackers*.

   ...

   Woops,
   I forgot my *wallet*!

Omitsu: What's going on out there?

Goemon: A strange *UFO* has
        come to town!

Omitsu: *A UFO*?

Omitsu: You mean like
        a *flying saucer*?

Omitsu: Does that mean
        the *aliens* have come?

Omitsu: Will the *aliens* come to
        our coffee shop and
        try some of our *dumplings*?

Omitsu: Good thing I studied
        the *alien language*,
        just for such an occasion.

 [Old Woman]
   How can I help you?

      I've come to see Omitsu...
      I've come to order pizza.

   I don't doubt it...
   *Omitsu* is the beauty of
   this town.

   We've got no such thing!

 [Man]
   This Coffee Shop says
   you have to drink your coffee
   while standing up?!

   But that's okay,
   because this is where *Omitsu*
   the most beautiful woman
   in town works!

 [Man]
   If it's what *Omitsu* wants,
   I'll drink my coffee standing up.
   I'll even drink it upside down,
   I don't care!

Restaurant: *Oh! Hello!*
            What is it going to be today?

   Dumplings 15
   Oden 25
   Sushi 45

   3 coloured dumplings,
   not too sweet.

   It's great for a desserts!

   Your Strength Gauge will
   increase to *2 points*!
      Mmm, that's what I want!
      That's not what I want.

   The soup is well absorbed by
   the Oden!

   The traditional hot dish of
   Japan!

   Your Strength Gauge will
   increase by *3 points*!

   The best Sushi in town!

   It's fresh Sushi from
   the Edo area!

   Your Strength Gauge will
   increase by *5 points*!

   Thank you!
   Can I get you another one?
      Yes.
      I've had enough.

   Your Strength Gauge is
   completely full.

Restaurant: So what will it be?

   Please come again!

 [Fat Man]
   I've stopped dieting just now!

General Store: *Welcome*.
   Are you looking for something?

      Plain Rice Balls 50
      Plum Rice Balls 120

   This automatically recovers your
   strength to *4 points* whenever
   it reaches 0.
      I want that.
      No thanks...

   This automatically recovers your
   strength to *10 points* whenever
   it reaches 0.

   Sorry,
   but you don't have enough money.

   Excuse me, but you seem to
   already have that item.

General Store: Are you looking
   for something else?

   Thank you very much!
   Are you still looking for
   something else?
      Yes.
      That will be all.

   Please come again.

General Store: *Welcome*.
   Are you looking for something?

      Sombrero 50
      Straw Raincot 80
      Metal Armour 200

   With this you could defend
   yourself by resisting *3 shots* from
   the *enemy*.

   This will defend you against
   *3 attacks* from the *enemy*.

   This will defend you against
   *5 attacks* from the *enemy*.

General Store:
   So what would you like?

   Thank you very much!
   Are you still looking for
   something?

Inn: *Welcome*.

   What brings you here today?
      Spend the night
      Adventure Diary
      Nothing

   Your Strength Gauge is
   completely full.
      I will not spend the night.
      I still wish to spend the night!

   I see. Well, please come again.

   Which room would you like?
      Bronze Room 60
      Silver Room 100
      Gold Suite 200

   It's old and battered, but what
   can I say, it's our cheapest room.
      That's where I'll stay!
      No, I've changed my mind.

   It's basically your average room,
   and at a very competitive rate.

   You're in for a night of your life.

   I'll show you to your room.

   I'm terribly sorry to point
   this out, but you do not have
   enough money.

   Good Morning.
   We look forward to seeing you
   again.

   Very well!
   Your game will now be saved
   in the *Adventure Diary*.

   Please press the [*A* Button]
   when you are ready.

   (the [*B* Button] will cancel)

   Your game has been saved
   in the *Adventure Diary*.

   Please come again.

   I see. Well, please come again.

Gate keeper: Woo-oooooooow!

   *The automatic closing device* has
   been activated on the gate.
   It will no longer open!

   What the...!
   Something serious is taking place
   at *Oedo Castle*!

Gate keeper: Well,
     the only way to pass
     this checkpoint...

     ...is to get *the Super Pass*
     from *the Lord*.

 [Old Man]
   I've come to climb *Mt. Fuji*...

   The officer told me I could get
   there from around the cornre by
   the *fortune teller's*.

 [Man]
   I worry, I worry so, I worry...

   When something worries you like
   this, the best thing to do is go
   see a *fortune teller*.

   With the *Plasma Power*,
   your worries will fade away.

 [Sign]
   *Fortune teller*
            ahead!!

 [Sign]
   Mt. Fuji to
            *the west*!

Chuppy: Aw, I'm tired...
   I just want to hurry up and
   eat, and get to bed, arf!

Chuppy: I'm so tired, arf!

 [Man]
   A UFO?

   Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

   But, isn't our Chuppy such
   a good dog?

 [Plasma Man]
   **PLASMA!**

Plasma Man:
       Howdy! Welcome to
       the *Plasma Fortune Teller*.

       I will solve your worries
       for *10* ryo, plasma!
          Ah, yes please.
          No, no thank you.

       Okay,
       well let's get started!!

       Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
       Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,
       Hmmmm, abababa, hmmm, abababa,

       **PLASMA!**

       If you want to enter *Oedo Castle*...

       Enter on the *left* hand side
       when you face *this fortune teller*.

       That will take you to
       the [Kai Highway] which will
       lead you to *Mt. Fuji*, plasma!

       Go ahead then,
       worry for the rest of your life,
       plasma.

 [Kai Highway]

   [*Kai*
          Highway]

 [System]
   Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!

   With *three* more, your *Strength
   Gauge* will increase by one!

 [Kai's Coffee Shop]

   [*Kai's*
            Coffee Shop]

Travel Merchant:
   Hey you! You're a *traveller*!

   How would you like
   a *map of Japan* to assist
   you on your voyage?

   I'll sell it to you for a discount,
   how about it?
      Yes, I really want it!
      No way! Forget it.

   Awesome! I like the way you said that,
   the enthusiasm!

   I like people like you, here,
   you can have it, no charge!

   All right!
   We'll call *this* a present to you.

   Receive [*Map of Japan*]
                 free of charge!

   Step outside any building and
   press the *START* Button, you can
   switch to the map and back
   using the *Z* Button.

   What kind of way is that to
   talk to someone!
   Unbelievable!

Travel Merchant:
   I hope this trip will be
   a very enjoyable one for you!

 [Man]
   Have you heard the least on
   the dancer called *Impact*?!

   Apparently he's now a big star
   in the U.S.!

   Next he's going to be in a *movie*!
   He's a model of
   the "*American Dream*"!

 [Woman]
   Recently, there have been
   *mechanical robots* appearing
   all over the place, attacking
   *travellers* in their path.

   You should be careful yourself.

 [Old Woman]
   How about some of our
   *stamina dumplings*?

   At *30*ryo,
   this will get you motorin'!
      Sure, I'll try some!
      No thanks...

   There you go!
   Enjoy!

   Your Strength Gauge is
   already full.

   Are you sure?
   Well,
   come again when you're hungry.

 [Mt. Fuji]

 [System]
   The biggest mountain
               *Mt. Fuji*

 [System]
   Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!

   With *two* more, your *Strength
   Gauge* will increase by one!

 [*Mt. Fuji*]
       Crater

 [*Mt. Fuji*]
       Summit

Mokubei: Wow!
   I'm impressed that you
   made it this far!

   What do you want from me?

      What are you doing here?
      Do you have a good [Pipe]?

Mokubei: I have come to
   the greatest mountain
   in Japan...

   so that I could train to become
   *the greatest worker* in Japan!

Mokubei: *Pipe*?
   Let me think...
   well let's see...

   ...YES!!

   I know!

   Take this!

   I'm honoured to hand you my *Pipe*!
   It attaches to the *block* with
   the [*Star Mark*]!

 [System]
   Goemon
      receives the [*Chain Pipe*]!

   With this, it is now possible to
   attach this to the *Star Mark* and
   across large gaps!

Mokubei: Train yourself well...

   until the girls cheer for
   you saying
   *"Oh my! That Pipe of you have is
   so fashionable!"*

 [Oedo Town]

 [System]
   Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!

   With *one* more, your *Strength
   Gauge* will increase by one!

 [Sign]
   [Oedo Castle / Entrance]

   Do you wish to save the game
   in your *Adventure Diary*?
      Yes
      No

 [Oedo Castle]

 [*Transformed
    Oedo Castle*]

 [System]
   Without the *[*Silver Key*]*
      this door will *not open*...

   Received the *[*Silver Key*]*!

   Received [*Mr. Elly Fant*]!

   Now you have access to the *map*
   showing the inside of this castle!

   (Press the *START* Button,
   and switch tot he map with
   the *Z* Button)

   Received a *[*Silver Fortune Doll*]*!

   Your *Strength Gauge* is
      increased by [*one*]!

   Without the *[*Gold Key*]*
      this door will *not open*...

   Received the *[*Gold Key*]*!

   Received [*Mr. Arrow*]!

   Now, the location of the *Boss* will
   appear on the *map*!

Baron: *Soooooo*!

Baron: I was sure I heard
   something down there.
   Was it you guys?!

Goemon: What the?!
   Well,
   who in the world are *you*!

Baron: My name is *Baron*!

Baron: I've come to make
   Oedo Castle a *beautiful
   stage*!

Goemon: *Stage*?

Goemon: What would we need
   a stage for?!

Ebisumaru: Goemon,
   this smells like danger
   to me!

Ebisumaru: Why don't we just grab
   this weirdo by the throat...

Ebisumaru: And beat him up a bit.

Baron: Who are you calling *weirdo*?! (laughs)

Baron: Maybe I'll just have to
   beat you up! (laughs and applause)

 [System]
   The King Robot

      **CONGO**

   Received the *[Miracle Moon]*,
      in the shape of the moon!

Lord: We're safe now,
   thanks to you.

Goemon: Lord, what has become
   of Oedo Castle?

Lord: Suddenly, there was this
   bright light, and next thing
   I know, well, look around
   you.

Ebisumaru: We saw it from
   the outside.

Ebisumaru: The whole castle
   transformed when
   that *Peach Beam* hit.

Princess Yuki: I remember,
  that strange man was yelling
  something like
  "*Instant Stage Beam*!"

Ebisumaru: *Instant......* What?!

Ebisumaru: That's a *strange name*... (laughs)

Goemon: By the way,
   where did that *weirdo* go?!

Princess Yuki: He rushed off
   in an awful hurry.

Lord: I've got a favour to ask
   of you.

Lord: Could you catch the guys
   that did this to Oedo Castle
   for me?

Lord: I beg you!

   You bet! We won't let you down!
   Give me a break...

Lord: I've never heard anything
   so sad in my life...
   of all people...
   Goemon the hero... (laughs)

Lord: I beg you once again...
   Pleeaase!
      Oh well, all right!
      I really don't want to...

Lord: I've never heard anything
   so sad in my life...
   of all people...
   Goemon the hero... (awww)

Goemon: We can't let anyone do
   something like this
   and get away with it.

Lord: Good!
   I knew I could count on you!

Lord: Oh, I almost forgot!
   Take this with you!

Lord: As long as you've got this,
   you will be able to open
   the *gate*!

 [System]
   Goemon and Ebisumaru receive
      a [*Super Pass*] from the Lord!

Lord: I'm counting on you!

 [System]
   Do you wish to save
   the game to this point
   in your *Adventure Diary*?

 Very well. Press the [*A* Button]
    when you are ready.

 [Oedo Town]

 [Young Woman]
   I wonder when that bridge to
   Oedo Castle is going to be fixed?

   Maybe I should fix it!

      *...to be continued*.

 [Merchant]
   I was planning next to go to
   the *Northeast Region*,
   just [*East*] of [*Musashi*],

   but someone left
   a *metal chest* in the middle
   of the road...

   making it impossible to pass!

 [Guard]
   Maybe I should compete against
   Mokubei the Chain Pipe maker,
   and open up a "*Chain Store*".

 [Young Man]
   **SHUT UP!**

   Edo people are only interested
   in festivals and fights!

 [Young Man]
   Auggghhhhh!

   To master the art of
   swordmanship, I must first cut
   something with a sword!

   I want to cut! Want to cut!
   Wanna cut! Wanna cut!
   Cut! Cut! Cut! Cut!

 [Boy]
   When I grow up,
   I'm going to be an officer and
   catch all the bad guys!

   But I don't want to be
   the one to get caught.

 [Old Man]
   I'm in love with
   this *Thunder Gate*!

   Why don't we start a society for
   the *Thunder Gate*!

 [Man]
   That's right, when my business is
   in the dumps, the first thing I do
   is go see the *fortune teller*.

   So when you don't know what
   to do, go see the *fortune teller*.

 [Old Man]
   My dream has been to get to
   the top of Mt. Fuji and eat
   rice balls with 100 friends.

 [Man]
   Chuppy loves going for walks!
   Like now,
   he'll just keep on walking!

 [Plasma Man]
   As you leave the *gate*,
   take the *West* tunnel to [*Iga*],
   plasma!

   You shall met
   the [*Wise Man*] there!

 [Man]
   It's too bad that Mokubei's
   Pipe shop is no longer here...

   so who can we see about UFO?

 [Young Man]
   Whaaaat!
   Now a huge *melon* just flew in!

   ...now,
   just imagination playing tricks!

 [Messenger]
   Hi!
   Are you keeping save in
   your *Adventure Diary*?

   I'm not going to be able to help
   you if you forget to save
   things in your Adventure Diary.

 [Man]
   Hmm,
   I wonder where that UFO went...

   Aww! Just as the camera's ready and
   I larn that Peach Alien language,
   and they're gone!

   Tooooo bad!

 [Dog]
   I've always hated *UFO*...
   and *carrots*, arf.

 [Woman]
   This is where the real game
   begins.
   Make sure you have your *items*,
   and the best of luck!

 [Girl]
   I'm not interested in
   Flying Peaches!
   I want something more funky
   and exciting!

 [Woman]
   Well, at least things have
   calmed down.

   The *new person* can now move
   in without any worry.

 [Girl]
   I heard from *Princess Yuki*
   that something strange is
   happening at Oedo Castle...

   I just have to see
   the *dumplings* running up and down
   the hallway!

   But I wonder
   if they can be eaten?

 [Boy]
   The aliens have gone!
      The aliens have gone!

 [Man]
   My cousin who lives two houses
   down takes care of cleaning
   the house next door.

   *Someone new* is moving into
   the empty house next door.

   The house next door will
   eventually...

   Well,
   I'll leave that for later!

 [Old Man]
   Are you out of your mind?

   I have never eaten *a UFO*
   before...

 [Young Girl]
   Y-y-you saw a U...U...*UFO*!

   Aw!
   I should have gone to see it!

   Oh no!
   What a drag!

 [Old Woman]
   *The Lord* and *Princess Yuki* were
   both at *Goemon's house*!
   I couldn't believe it!

Lord: Sorry to put you
   through this trouble...

   But until this incident is resolved,
   I will be stayin at your place,
   *Goemon*.

   Don't worry,
   I'll do the dishes.

Princess Yuki:
   Living in the real world
   is so exciting!

   And the dumplings at
   the Coffee shop are so delicious...

   I should get the recipe for
   those dumplings!

 [Fat Man]
   Once you complete a section,
   the people of the towns and
   villages might have something
   different to say.

   Don't think that just because
   you talked to someone once,
   you won't have to again...

   Try talking to them several times!

Gate keeper: Oh my god!

   This is *the Lord's Super Pass*!

   With this, the gate will open!

Gate keeper: Wait a minute!

   That's *the Lord's Super Pass*!

   As long as you have it,
   you can open the gate!

Gate keeper: That's it for us!

   If only the title to this game
   was "*Starring Gate keeper*"
   rather than "*Starring Goemon*".

   Then, we'd have a lot more fun!
   Awww!

Gate keeper: We'll
   just keep standing here
   until you clear the game.

   ...
   ...kinda painful...

   ...
   ...kinda depressing...

 [Musashi]

 [*Musashi*]

 [*Tunnel*]

 [*Shinano -
           Iga*]

Goemon: *Oh my...* !

Goemon: See this?

Goemon: It's the *Triton Shell*
   that summons
   Gigantic Robot "*Impact*"!!
   *Wise Man* had it...

Goemon: ...and so is this rubble
   all that remains of
   *Wise Man's house*?!

 [Baron]
   Hey man!
   What are you doing here!

Goemon: Oh my god!
   You're the *weirdo* from
   *Oedo Castle*!

Goemon: Not only *Oedo Castle* but
   now the *Wise Man's home*...
   how senseless can you be!

Goemon: You...
   you **WEIRDO!**

Baron: You keep calling me *weirdo*... (laughs)

Baron: It's not nice to call
   people names!
   I'm going to crush you
   with my *robot*!

Goemon: You coward!
   I'm not letting you
   get away this time!

 [Impact Song]

   Dash! Dash! Dash!

   The burning sun,
      gleaming on my shoulders

   Here we go, start,
      the machine comes alive

   I am machinery,
      I am a metal being! (Hey)

   Jump out onto the sky,
      steel spirit

   (Let's go!)

   Breakdown!

   And with all my might,
   power to the highest limit,
      Super Punch!

   I am the best,
      yes, Impact

   Dash! Dash! Dash!

 [Battle]
   Wartime Kabuki Robot

   **KASHIWAGI**

Impact: Well,
   I have to get going,
   we're filming a *movie*...

Impact: First I have to get
   to *America*!

Impact: If you need me again,
   *call me!*

 [Zazen Town]

 [Yamashiro /
      *Zazen Town*]

Yae: So it was you guys!

Goemon: *Yae*!!

Goemon: Wha-what are you
   doing here?

Yae: I was following that
   Peach-shaped *UFO*.

Ebisumaru: Just as
   I suspected!

Ebisumaru: That UFO has
   something to do with
   what's happening,
   doesn't it?

Yae: Yes, definitely...

Narrator: In order to defend
   the peace of Japan,
   *Secret Ninja Agent* Yae...

Narrator: ...has begun to
   investigate the strange
   occurrences happening
   throughout Japan.

Narrator: They are thought
   to be caused by
   the Mysterious Flake Gang.

Goemon: And did you find anything
   out about the Flake Gang?

Yae: Well, all I found out was...

Yae: ...that there are several
   members,

Yae: who call themselves the
   [*Peach Mountain Shoguns*].

Ebisumaru: *Peach Mountain*?

Goemon: Huh!
   I don't care if we're
   talking *Peach Mountain* or...

Goemon: *Chestnut Mountain*...

Goemon: ...or even
   a *Pear Mountain*. (laughs)

Goemon: They'd better be
   ready 'cause I'm gonna
   kick their butts!

Yae: It looks like our
   objectives are the same.

Ebisumaru: Wow!
   Then we can go together
   on our adventures!

Yae: Yes, I guess you're right.

 [System]
   Secret Ninja Agent
      *[Yae]* becomes an ally!

 [Man]
   This is the *Zazen Town* of
   [Yamashiro]!

   It's a very old and
   historical town!

 [Dog]
   This is the *Kansai Region*, arf!

   Impressive!
   While playing this game,
   you can also become an expert
   in *Japanese geography*, arf!

 [Woman]
   I wonder where *Yoshi* went...?
   He's always en determined
   to become a great *dancer*.

 [Old Man]
   One by one, *kids* with dancing
   talent have been kidnapped in
   the *Shikoku Region*.

   I'd better save them with
   my *Secret Powers*!

   On second thought, now,
   my back's been bothering me.

 [Woman]
   [*Benkei*] is sitting on
   *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*, not allowing
   anyone to get through...

   He'll let them through once
   he's taken everything and
   added to his *collection*.

 [Messenger]
   Wooo-ooooooooooooww...!

   I, I saw it!!

   It was, like, uh, a huge *long
   thing* flying across the sky!!

   *Children* in this area are
   being kidnapped.
   What has this world come to...?x

 [Sign]
   [Straight ahead:
      *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*]

 [Sign]
   [Corridor: *Shopping District*]

Benkei: Hey!
   Stop, stop right there!

   If you want to get by here,
   hand over the *treasure* you have!

   Well come on,
   what is it going to be?
      I'll take a different route...
      I have no treasure with me...

   Haw, haw, haw!

      **You coward!**

   What?
   You poverty-stricken good
   for nothing!

Benkei: So you're back again!

   I have no interest in seeing you!
   Go home! Go home!!

 [Merchant]
   There is a door that leads to
   [*Bizen*], located in
   the Chugoku Region, *west* of here...

   Apparently, some *kid* was fooling
   around, and did something to
   the door so that it wouldn't open!

   It's a real problem!

 [Ushiwaka]
   What?
   Whaddya want?
      Who are you?
      Do you know Benkei?

   You've got a nerve asking me
   who I am!
   You don't recognize me?

   I'm only telling you once,
   keep your ears wide open!

   I'm *Ushiwaka*,
   the *best-looking knight* in
   the world!
   Now remember that!

   Of course I do!
   He's like a follower to me!

   Wait a sec...

   I bet you're tryin to get across
   the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*
   that *Benkei's blocking*.

   Am I right?
      Uh, well, yes.
      Uh, no, not at all...

   Well, why didn't you tell me in
   the first place?

   Just do me a favour, and I'll
   tell you how to deal with Benkei!
   Well, whaddya say?

   Will you do me a favour?
      Well, all right.
      No way!

   Then it's decided!

   Okay, [*Catch*] me some *fish* from
   the *Duck Creek*!

   First catch [*Three*] [*Blue Fish*]!

   Is that so...
   In that case, you're in the way!
   Scram!!

 [Ushiwaka]
   Hurry up and
   get me those *three* [*Blue Fish*]!

 [Sign]
   [This is my *property*
         / Ushiwaka]

 [System]
   *Caught* a [Blue Fish]!

   This is *not* a [Blue Fish]...

   Caught *three* [Blue Fish]!

 [Ushiwaka]
   You did it!

   Okay, next get me
      [*Five*] [*Yellow Fish*]!

   Hurry up and
   get me those *five* [*Yellow Fish*]!

 [System]
   *Caught* a [Yellow Fish]!

   This is *not* a [Yellow Fish]...

   Caught *five* [Yellow Fish]!

 [Ushiwaka]
   Pretty good!

   Okay, this is the last!
      Get me [*Eight*] [*Red Fish*]!

  Hurry up and
      get me those *eight* [*Red Fish*]!

 [System]
   *Caught* a [Red Fish]!

   This is *not* a [Red Fish]...

   Caught *eight* [Red Fish]!

 [Ushiwaka]
   *All right, you did it!*

   With all this fish,
   I won't go hungry for some time!

   Well, as I promised...

   Throw this at Benkei!

   I'm sure he'll move to the aside.

 [Goemon and allies
         receive an [*Achilles' heel*]!

 [Ushiwaka]
   My dream is to sit back, relax,
   an have no worries for
   the rest of my life.

Chiyomaru: These are the *upper*
   reaches of Duck Creek, woof!

   IF you go down the Creek,
   you'll reach *Midstream*,
   and then a little further is
   *Downstream*, woof!

   Which would mean that since
   I'm here, I must be up the Creek
   without a *paddle*!! Woof!

 [Man]
   [*Benkei*], who you'll find at
   the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*,
   is a *treasure maniac*!

   He waits at the bridge on
   the lookout for *rare treasurs*
   carried by people!

 [Boy]
   My mom tells me not to go outside
   because kids are being kidnapped...

   But I'm a big boy now!

   There's nothing I can't handle!

 [Young Man]
   There are all kinds of things
   to eat in each part of Japan.

   it's not a bad idea to visit
   different areas just to feast
   on the great food.

 [Woman]
   There's just *one person* in
   this town...

   Who has crossed
   the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge* without
   handing anything to *Benkei*...

   His [face] is pretty
   good-looking, but when it
   comes to his [personality]...

 [Sign]
   [Straight ahead:
      *Chugoku Region*]

 [Sign]
   [*Golden Temple* /
            Entrance]

 [Sign]
   [Straight ahead:
      *Mt. Nyoigatake*]

Priest: Hey you!
   Traveller!

   You were lead to this
   *Golden Temple*, why not listen to
   my sermon while you're here.

   I'll also include a [*Song*] and
   [*Autograph Session*]!

 [Sign]
   [Mt. Nyoigatake /
        sidewalk]

 [Young Man]
   This is the way to *Mt. Nyoigatake*!

   Stp aside, step aside I say!
   Step aside, step aside,
   you're in the way, move!
   You're still not needed yet.

General Store: *Welcome*.
   What would you like?
      Sombrero 50
      Metal Helmet 150
      Metal Armour 200

Inn: What are you here for today?
   Spend the night
   Adventure Diary
   Nothing

   I see. Well, see you again.

   So, which room do you want to
   stay in?

General Store: *Welcome!*
   What would you like?

 [Old Woman]
   Sorry, but this is *no store*...

   But visit all kinds of places and
   listen to what people have to say,
   then I'm sure *good things* will
   happen!

Restaurant: *Welcome!*
   What can I get you?
      Rice Crackers 15
      Sauced Dumplings 25
      Hot Tofu 45

   There's nothing like the taste of
   soy sauce on these crackers!

   Even the deer of Yamato love
   these crackers!

   Hot and tender, straight off
   the grill!

   The octopus pieces in our
   dumplings are huge!

   It's got that smooth
   upper class taste!

   It's very hot, be careful.

Restaurant: So, have you decided
   what you want?

 [Guard]
   I hear there are guys using
   *Gigantic Robots* to attack
   towns and villages.

   You're not those guys,
   are you?!

 [Plasma Man]
   Cross the *Gojo Ohashi Bridge*,
   and pass through [Yamato] and
   [Kii - Awaji] to get to
   *Shikoku Region*, plasma!

 [Yamato]

 [*Yamato*]

 [Sign]
   [Yamato / *Shrine*]

 [*Yamato]
    Turtle Stone
       Bamboo Forest

 [Signs]
   [Turtle Power of the *East*]
      The *magical red gate* shall take
      you to a new land...

   [Turtle Power of the *South*]
      The *Lucky Cat* will drop into
      your lap...

   [Turtle Power of the *West*]
      *Money* makes the world go 'round.
      It will eventually come to you
      as well...

   [Turtle Power of the *North*]
      The key to the closed out
      Yamato's *Shrine* is...


Benkei: Hey! You over there!
   If you want to cross
   this *bridge*...

   **UGH!**

   I can see in your eyes,
   you want to *fight*!

   Very well!
   However, if you *lose*...

   *I will blast you far, far away!*

Narrator: Well, well!
   It's a fight with Benkei!

Narrator: Look for the instant
   Benkei *reaches the ground*
   when *jumping*...

Narrator: ...and throw the *Achilles'
   heel* at him *three* times
   within the time limit.

Narrator: The item can be
   thrown by pressing
   the [*B* Button].

Benkei: Then,
   **We shall begin!**

Narrator: Ever since
   the *Achilles' heel*
   was thrown at Benkei...

Narrator: Achilles' heel was meant
   to be the *weak point* of
   someone.

Ebisumaru: There's something fishy
   about that story... (laughs)

Benkei: Aaaaaaaaaah...
   to be defeated in the same
   manner as I was by
   *Ushiwaka*...

   Please, I beg you!
   Don't tell anyone that I *lost*,
   please...

   I'll let you pass the *bridge* at
   will, and I'll give you something
   from my *collection*...

Goemon: Which is?

Ebisumaru: Wow, wow!
   It's our friend, *Sasuke*!

Narrator: What Benkei pulled out
   was...

Narrator: ...all stiff,
   [*batteries*]
   almost falling out...

Narrator: It was none other than
   the Mechanical Ninja,
   *Sasuke*!

Yae: Where did you get this?!

Benkei: It came falling from
   the *sky* just the other day.

Goemon: I wonder if it has anything
   to do with the explosion
   at *the Wise Man's house*...

Benkei: Well, in any case,
   don't tell a single soul
   that I lost!

 [System]
   Goemon and allies receive
   the Mechanical Ninja [*Sasuke*].

Benkei: You can cross an time
   you wish!
   Go right ahead!

 [Yamato]

 [*Yamato*]

 [*Yamato}
    Turtle Stone
       Bamboo Forest

 [Signs]
   [Turtle Power of the *East*]
      The *magical red gate* shall take
      you to a new land...

   [Turtle Power of the *South*]
      The *Lucky Cat* will drop into
      your lap...

   [Turtle Power of the *West*]
      *Money* makes the world go 'round.
      It will eventually come to you
      as well...

   [Turtle Power of the *North*]
      The key to the closed out
      Yamato's *Shrine* is...

 [Yamato /
         *Shrine*]

 [*Yamato*]
    Bamboo Forest

 [*Kii* -
        *Awaji Island*]

 [Sign]
   [You are at
      *the Husband and Wife Rocks*]

 [Marker]
   [Road Directions]
      To the North is *Yamato*.
      To the West is *Shikoku*.

 [Kii's Coffee Shop]

 [*Kii*'s
    Coffee Shop]

 [Old Man]
   I have been studying long and
   hard about *Turtle Stones*,

   but there's one thing that's
   always bothered me.

   Why are they *Turtle Stones*?!
   ...

   Why not, like, *Rabbit Stones*?!

 [Young Woman]
   The *Tourist Center* at *Awaji
   Island* will instantly transfer
   you to a place far away!

   That's what you call
      "Instant Pleasure".

   Get it?! Oh dear.

 [Messenger]
   It's when I come across
   a *coffee shop* that I feel
   most relieved!

   Don't you agree?

 [Fat Woman]
   Hmm...

   The air conditioner is on...

   and you don't have to ask for
   things...

   This is the best place for
   a quick rest.

 [Woman]
   This is the Oedo Tourist Center
      *Awaji Island Branch*!

   We will carry you to [*Shikoku*] at
   once with our proud *dragon*!!

   ...is what we really want to say.

   Our proud *dragon* has
   suddenly gone wild
   and cannot carry you now...

   Can someone do something about
   this?
      May I help you?
      It's none of my businese!!

   Wow, really!!
   That's *great*!!

   OK, hop on the back of
   the *dragon*!
   Enter this machine!!

   That's right...
   Maybe you weren't meant for this...

   Can you tame the *dragon* to
   make it what it used to be?
      Trust me.
      I don't want to do this...

 [On the Dragon]

Goemon: What is it, wha..?!

Yae: Do you suppose
   that *machine*...?

 [Colon]
   Ah-ah!
   Ah, ah...*Test...testing, testing*!

   Ahem...

      Well now...

   Ta-daaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

   You're absolutely right!

   We kidnapped *kids with dancing
   talents* using this *Dragon*!

   I, the mighty *Colon*,
   am so, so smart!

Goemon: Might you be one of the...
   *Peach Mountain guys*?!

 [Colon]
   My, my, my, my, my! (laughs)

   How do you know about us?!

   **Ooooh!**

   I get it!
   You must be the annoying *clowns
   Baron* was talking about!

Ebisumaru: Annoying *clowns*?
   What? (laughs)

 [Colon]
   Anyway,
   I'm going to beat you all up!

   *Control Machine!*

      **Go get 'em!**

 [Kompira Mountain]

 [*Sanuki*]
    Kompira Mountain

Koryuta: What's going on?!

Goemon: W-was that *you*?
   That *Dragon*?

Koryuta: Yes... It was me...
   My name is *Koryuta*...

Koryuta: Wha... what's been
   going on all this time?

Narrator: Yes, Dragon, who had
   been hypnotized by
   the Peach Mountain,

Narrator: ...was actually none
   other than Koryuta,
   the son of
   the *Dragon God*!

Narrator: Goemon and allies
   explained everything
   to Koryuta.

Koryuta: **Oh no!**

Koryuta: So you're telling me that
   I was the one out there
   kidnapping *kids* all over
   the place.

Koryuta: I don't know if I can
   recover from this...

Koryuta: I'm *a bad guy*...

Koryuta: *A villain*...

Koryuta: *A criminal*...
   *A demon*...
   *A devil*, right?

Goemon: Calm down, calm down! (laughs)

Yae: You were hypnotized,
   there's nothing you
   could've done about it...

Koryuta: But still...

Yae: By the way, don't you
   remember anything that
   happened?

Yae: Like, where did you take
   the children?

Koryuta: ...Hmmm...
   ...
   Ah...

Koryuta:
   **YES!**

Koryuta: That's right!
   *The hot springs*...

Yae: *Hot springs*?

Koryuta: I reember going to
   *the Dogo Hot Springs*,
   just *west* at [Iyo].

Ebisumaru: *The Dogo Hot Springs*?
   That's a popular spot.

Goemon: Koryuta, you must return
   to being just *a tourist*
   as soon as you
   possibly can!

Goemon: I will rescue the *children*
   myself!

Koryuta: Really?
   Thank you very much!

Koryuta: Oh!
   Here's something!
   Please take this!

Goemon: What is this *flute*?

Koryuta: At any time,
   or any place
   you play that *flute*,

Koryuta: I will arrive right
   by your side in *Dragon*
   form!

Koryuta: I will take you to any
   *town*, *village*, *coffee shop*
   or *castle* you've been to!

Goemon: That would help
   tremendously!
   But, I have no idea how
   to play the *flute*...

Yae: I know how to play
   the flute.

Ebisumaru: Me too!

Goemon: Okay then, *Yae*,
   I'll hand this flute
   to *you*!

Ebisumaru: Why not me?! (laughs)

 [System]
   Yae receives
      [*Koryuta's flute*]!

   With this, you can fly to any
   location you've been to before!

   (This feature can be cancelled by
   pressing the [*B* Button] before
   the flute *stops playing*)

Koryuta: Oh! I nearly forgot!
   Inside a *building*
   such as a *castle* or
   *store*...

Koryuta: ...I won't be able to hear
   the flute, so make sure
   you're *outside* when you
   play it!

Koryuta: Well, I must be going!

 [Sign]
   [Sanuki /
      *Kompira Mountain*]
         Entrance

 [Kompira Mountain
    *Second* Block]

 [Kompira Mountain
    *Third* Block]

 [Kompira Coffee Shop]

 [*Kompira's*
    Coffee shop]

 [Merchant]
   I never imagined the stairs
   leading to Mt. Kompira would be
   this long.

   I'm never going *up* or *down*
   these stairs again!

 [Old Man]
   The youngsters over there will
   likely experience the same destiny
   as myself, a resident of here for
   many, many years.

 [Young Woman]
   What's *that thing* moving
   about the stairs?!

   Wow!
   That's so dangerous!

 [Kompira Mountain
    *Fourth* Block]

 [Kompira Mountain
    *Grounds*]

 [Sign]
   Welcome!
      *Kompira Shrine*

 [Monk]
   It's *Kompira*!
      Not *Campari*!

   ...

   ...
   ...

   Well, that's beside the point,
   put [*5 ryo*] into the *offertory
   chest* at the *shrine*!

   If you do this,
   you will receive help from *God*!

   Oh, you've come to
   ask me again?

   Okay, one more time.
   Put [*5 ryo*] into the *chest* at
   the *shrine*!

   Then *God* will...

   ...

   Why should I have to repeat myself?

 [Young Man]
   I've got a really gloomy past,
   you see.

   Drifting for years,
   I've finally come to this place,
   you see.

   ...
   ...

   Does that make me a nihilist?

God of Money:
   Yes, I have hereby received
   your *Medal of Justice*!

 [System]
   Goemon receives
      the *[Medal of Flames]*!

   By continuously holding down
   the *B Button* and then letting go...

   a powerful *medal* surronded by
   *flames* will be thrown!
   (The *torch* can also be lit
      by using this)

God of Money:
   I'm not giving you
   anything else...

 [Monk]
   Life itself is *luck*!

   Whether you have good luck or
   bad luck all depends on how much
   you put your heart into something!

   But, frankly, your luck really
   has nothing to do with me.

 [Folkypoke Village]

 [Awa /
    *Folkypoke Village*]

 [Woman]
   This is the *Folkypoke Village*
   of [Awa].

   The village is famous for
   folk dancing!
      A one, a two,
         a one, two, three, four!

 [Man]
   *The God of Money* is enshrined
   in *Kompira Mountain* of [Sanuki].

   If the money is used for *good*,
   the God of Money will *help*.

 [Plasma Man]
   You cannot just simply enter
   the *Dogo Hot Springs* of [Iyo].

   You must first obtain information
   from the [*Iyo's Coffee Shop*] at
   *Dogo Hot Springs*, plasma!

   Also, it wuld be a good idea to
   first go to [*Mt. Kompira*] to
   worship, plasma.

Restaurant: *Welcome!*
   What would you like to eat?
      Oranges 15
      Noodles 25
      Fresh Bonito 45

   Fresh and natural,
   with no chemical additives!

   Sweet and juicy!

   A perfect harmony of
   noodles and soup!

   There's nothing like a nice
   hot bowl of noodles!

   Very fresh and very tender,
   delicious!

   We just caught it this morning!

Restaurant: So, what are you having?

 [Man]
   *Kids* get kidnapped,
   *Dragons* fly the skies...

   how am I supposed to
   concentrate on raising my crops?

 [Old Man]
   Let me tell you something!

   That *blue dragon* is really
   a very kind and gentle fellow.

 [Man]
   Will someone please look for
   the *children*...

   because for the person that
   finds the children, I've got
   a *fantastic reward*!

 [Woman]
   *Dragons* are those mythical
   creatures that come out
   in fantasy stories, right?

   Do they really blow fire from
   their mouths?

 [Old Woman]
   My skin is so smooth and
   gentle...

   ...that they may mistake me
   for a *child*, and try to
   kidnap me!

 [Fat Man]
   The village is, as you can see,
   not in great shape.
   The *Folk dance Championship* will
   likely be canceled.

   I have to eat to until I forget
   this tragedy...sigh...

 [Boy]
   I'm the *only kid* left in
   this village,

   ...so in order not to be
   kidnapped by the *dragon*,
   I use this *fake beard*...

   **Oh no!**

   I forgot to bring it!

 [Dog]
   I want to go to
   the *Dogo Hot Springs* of [Iyo],
   *west* of here, arf!

   But I wouldnt be able to get
   in since it's been *closed* for
   a very long time, arf!

 [Woman]
   Every single day...
   a *dragon* flies above the village.

   He makes this really scary
   "*Gyoow!*" sound, like *my father*.

 [Man]
   The *childreN* of this village
   have been kidnapped by
   this large *blue dragon*!

 [Woman]
   When you pass the village *gate*,
   youwill get to *Kompira Mountain*
   of [Sanuki].

   Unless you pay a visit to
   the *shrine* at *Kompira Mountain*,
   the children may never return.

 [Priest]
   I hate *airplanes* and
   that's why I chose to be
   transferred at the Tourist Center...

   That was *no* transfer!

   It was heck of a lot more
   horrifying than airplanes!!

 [Woman]
   Welcome!
   This is the Oedo Tourist Center
   *Awa Branch*!

   We can transfer you to
   the Tourist 8Center of Awaji Island*
   from here.

   It will cost you *10* ryo.
   Do you want to be transferred?
      Yes, please.
      Not now.

   Okay, we will transfer you to
   Awaji Island in a moment.

   OK, we await your next visit.

 [Kii - Awaji]

 [Oedo Tourist Center
   Awaji Island Branch]
   Welcome to *Awaji Island*!

   We await your next visit.

 [Woman]
   Thanks to you,
   the Tourist Center can resume
   it's business!

   Well, bye now!
   ...

   Welcome!
   This is Oedo Tourist Center
   *Awaji Island Branch*!

   We can transfer you to
   the *Tourist Center of Awa* from
   here.

   Okay, we will transfer you to
   Awa in a moment.

 [Folkypoke Village]

 [Oedo Tourist Center Awa Branch]
   Welcome to *Awa*, *Shikoku*.

   We await your next visit.

 [Man]
   My son *Furitaro*, who was
   kidnapped by the *dragon*,
   is the folk dancing *champion*!

   With his singing and dancing,
   *Furitaro* is sure to become
   the *village hero* of the future!

   Won't someone try to find him?

John: The *secret device* is
   activated by lighting the *torch*
   of the *red Dharma*, arf...

   ...Hey!

   Why am I saying something
   that sounds *important*, arf...?

General Store: *Welcome*
   What are you in need of today?
      Plain Rice Balls 50
      Plum Rice Balls 120
      Surprise Pack 500

   The Remaining Playres will
   increase by *1*.

 [Tosa]

 [*Tosa*]

 [Sign]
   [Vine Bridge]
   *Caution!*
   Cross very quietly!

 [Iyo]

 [*Iyo*]

 [Sign]
   [Turn left here for
   *Dogo Hot Springs*]

 [System]
   The door to the *Dogo Hot Springs*
   is closed tight...

 [Iyo Coffee Shop]

 [*Iyo*'s Coffee Shop]

 [Young Man]
   I've seen this huge *draogn* flying
   around lately!

   Be careful
   if you don't want to be eaten!

 [Old Man]
   On the *left* hand side of the door
   leading to the *Dogo Hot Springs*
   of [Iyo], there is a *small hole*!

   I'd expect only a *dwarf* could
   enter a hole that small.

 [Traveler]
   I've come here to bathe in
   the famous *Hot Springs*,
   but it's been *closed*
   for the longest time...

   ...

   Phewey,
   I'm really starting to stink...

 [Woman]
   You may not believe me,
   but I saw a *dwarf* in
   [*Zazen Town*]!

   He was kinda *cool* lookin',
   but also looked real *mean*!

 [Zazen Town]

 [Dog]
   Have you heard the one
   about the *mysterious sweets*?
      Yes
      No

   Good for you.

   Neither have I.

 [Woman]
   Now *Mr. Ushiwaka* is gone...

   And he's not even a kid.
   I wonder why he's missing?

 [Old Man]
   Even with my *Super Eyes*,
   I have not seen *Ushiwaka*
   recently.

 [Messenger]
   Wooo-oooooooooooowww...!!

   I, I saw it again!!

   *Smaller things* wandering in
   the *Duck Creek*!

 [Woman]
   I haven't seen *Ushiwaka*
   recently.

 [Woman]
   You knowthe *Sweets* the
   priest of the *Golden Temple*
   kept in the cupboard?

   He says that they've been
   disappearing.

Benkei: I've seen strange things
   recently...

   What?
   You ask me what I see?

   Well it's a much, much smaller
   *Ushiwaka*!

 [Ushiwaka]
   Hey! Long time no see!

   I'm *Ushiwaka*!

Goemon: Gasp! What happened?
   Why are you so small?!

Ushiwaka: Let me tell you.

   Those *Sweets* at
   the *Golden Temple*...

   Well if you eat *eight* in a row,
   there's a strange power that
   makes you shrink!

   If for any reason you want to
   shrink, go to the *Golden Temple*!
   I'll be there waiting for you.

Chiyomaru: In fact,
   I may look like a dog,
   but actually...

   ...

   Hee, hee, that's a *secret*, arf!

 [Boy]
   The *priest* of
   the Golden Temple likes to make
   *sweets*!

   He sings, he dances, he makes
   sweets, and he preaches...
   He's a well-rounded priest!

 [Young Man]
   What do you like, lad?

   Next time youd rop by,
   remind me to recommend
   some wonderful food.

 [Young Woman]
   If only *Mr. Ushiwaka* were
   less stingy,
   he'd be a popular man...

 [Man]
   Are you looking for the *dwarfs*?

   Wel, dwarfs are *small*,
   so they may be difficult to find...

   **Look! Loooook!**

   Right there!
   That's you're *stepping on*!
   That's...

   ...
   ...

   **My foot!**

 [Plasma Man]
   With the secret training at
   the [*Golden Temple*] in
   Zazen Town, you could also
   become *smaller*, plasma!

 [Guard]
   I've heard that people have
   recently seen *dwarfs*...

   But I don't plan on looking
   into anything other than
   *Gigantic Robots*!

Ushiwaka:
   It wouldn't be for you...

   It's got to be someone with
   a *big nose* and *thread of eyes*.

Ushiwaka: You made it!

   Narrator, please explain!

Narrator: *My pleasure!*

Narrator: the *sweets* in
   the *cupboard* at
   the Temple... will start
   falling from above!

Narrator: If you catch *eight*
   sweets before the time
   is up...

Narrator: you will be able to use
   *magical powers* to make
   you shrink!

Narrator: However,
   if you're seen catching
   these *sweets*...

Narrator: ...something terrible
   will happen!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
   **Go!**

Ushiwaka: Looks like you failed.
   You wanna try again?
      Absolutely!
      I need to rest a little.

   Is that so...
   In that case,
   come back when you're ready!

Ushiwaka: You've returned to
   give it another shot?
      You bet.
      Well, not quite...

   That's what I wanna hear!
   That's the spirit!

Ushiwaka: Way to go!
   Now you can shrink
   as you wish!

 [System]
   Ebisumaru obtains
      the [*Mini-Ebisumaru*] magic powers!

   The powers will allow you to
   *shrink* and get through
   *small holes* and *narrow roads*!

   However, remember that while
   using the *Mini-Ebisu* powers,
   you will not be able to attack!

Ushiwaka: When you're smaller,
   you don't need to
   eat as much,

   and a room can seem so large,
   that even a bachelor pad will
   look like a castle!

 [Plasma Man]
   By making your body *smaller*,
   you could enter *Dogo Hot Springs*
   of [Iyo] by sneaking through
   the *small hole*, plasma!

 [Dogo Hot Springs]

 [*Iyo* 2]

 [Sign]
   Peach Mountain Shoguns
      [*Ghost Toys Castle*]

 [System]
   Unless you turn the [*Power*] on,
   the Crane Game will not operate.

 [System]
   Received a *[Golden Fortune Doll]*!
   Automatically, your Strength Gauge
   is increased by *one*!

 [System]
   The [*Power*] to the Crane Game
   has been turned on!

 [System]
   Step on the [*Button*] of
   the [Crane Game Controls] to
   move the *crane*!

 [System]
   Ebisumaru receives
      the *[Windup Camera]*!

   By continuously holding down
   the *B Button* and then letting go...
   a light wlil shine...

   allowing you to see items
   you would not normally see or
   hidden items!
      (Even *ghosts* will appear)

 [System]
   When a picture of the *floor* of
   this room is taken with a *camera*...

 [System]
   Without the *[*Diamond Key*]*
      this door will *not open*...

 [System]
   Received the *[*Diamond Key*]*!

 [Sign]
   Find the Dharmanyo's *weak point*
      using the *Windup Camera*!

 [System]
   The Surrender Robot
      **DHARUMANYO**

 [System]
   Received the *[Miracle Flower]*,
      in the shape of a flower!

Colon: Boo hoo!
   He beat me up!!

Colon: I was only giving the kids
   a lesson in
   *Peach Mountain Dancing*!

Mystery man:
   Ha, ha, ha, ha,
   ha, ha, ha, ha...

Mystery man:
   Colon,
   your plan did not work,
   did it!

Goemon: Who are you?!

Mystery man: Aha!

Mystery man: I'm the *leader* of
   the *Peach Mountain
   Shoguns*!

Mystery man: In the fresh
   *spring breeze*, sha, la, la,
   I come *alive*! La, la...

Mystery man: These beautiful
   visions appear before
   my eyes, la, la...

Mystery man: Yes!

Mystery man: I am... you know
   I am... the one they call...

   *Spring Breeze* **Dancin'!**

Ebisumaru: What an *intro*... (laughs)

Goemon: Hey, you...
   what's your face,
   *Dancin'* something or
   whatever!

Goemon: What do you *have up
   your sleeves*?!

Dancin': Up my *sleeves*?

Dancin': You mean...
   like my *armpits*? (laughs)

Ebisumaru: We're not talking
   about that kinda *sleeve*... (Oooh...)

Dancin': Pretty sharp, *Antonio*,
   you caught on to my joke!

Ebisumaru: *Antonio*?
   Who's *Antonio*?

Colon: Sir Dancin' will choose
   a *name* for you himself
   if he feels it suits
   the person.

Yae: You can't just... (laughs)

Dancin': Colon!
   We're done with this place!

Dancin': We've got to prepare for
   our *next plan*.
   Return at once!

Colon: Yes sir!!

Dancin': Bye for now, *Fernandez*!
   We shall meet again!

Goemon: Wait a minute...
   who's *Fernandez*? (laughs)

Ebisumaru: He was looking at *you*
   when he said it... (laughs)

Colon: Remember!
   I will not let you get
   in the way of...

Colon: Our *Great Stage Plan*!

Goemon: What's
   a *Gorilla Steak Plan*?

Colon: That's not what I said!
   It's the *Great Stage Plan*!

Colon: Anyway! Don't come to
   the *Chugoku Region*
   no matter what! (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Oh no!
   He's getting away again
   by *spinning* himself!

Yae: Yes... but first...

Yae: ...we must focus on getting
   to the *Chugoku Region*!

 [Folkypoke Village]

John: Don't let my appearance
   deceive you...

   I was the *first*
   folk dancing Champion, arf...

   ...Hey!

   Why am I saying something
   that is *not important*, arf...?

 [Man]
   '''Furitaro''' has returned!
   We can once again form a dance
   pair and dance the night away!

Furitaro: My dad was in
   last year's *folk dance
   championship*...

   ...where he tried to dance
   like Jichael Mackson!

   But it looked more to me
   like some old *rain dance*...

 [Girl]
   I was forced to see
   the *weirdo's dance* ever single
   day...

   Awake or asleep,
   it was the *weirdo dance*,
   *weirdo dance*, *weirdo dance*...

   *It's driving me* **nuts!**

 [Man]
   Hey you guys!
   You got something from
   the God of Money?!

   Boy, I envy you!

 [Plasma Man]
   The Chugoku Region to the *West*
   of Zazen Town in the caves of
   *Akiyoshidai* found in this region,
   you will find a *cracked door*

   To open this door, you must
   revive [*Sasuke*], for his expertise
   in the use of *bombs*, plasma!

   It is time to resurrect [*Sasuke*],
   the *Mechanical Ninja*, plasma!

 [Man]
   I no longer have an excuse to
   slack off...

 [Old Man]
   I know the true identity of
   that *blue dragon*...

   ...

   The true *identity*?!

   Anybody who knows can write
   the *answer* on a piece of paper
   and send it to my attention.

   The first ten people will
   receive *draogn souvenirs*
   from myself!
   ...*Just kidding!*

 [Girl]
   Guess what...
   Ever since I was caught by
   the *Flake Gang*...

   I feel the "Dancer" within me
   in a big way.

   **Wow!**

 [Boy]
   Aww! As soon as I get back,
   I'm supposed to help out with
   the farm.

   It was better with the weirdos
   dancing that weird dance.

 [Man]
   The children have returned!
   That's great, oh boy!...

   What?
   Oh the *reward* for saving
   the children?

   Ah, oh, okay, here goes,
   I'll give you a big *kiss*...

   **S...Sssmak!!!**

 [Woman]
   Well, I wonder if all dragons
   shout "AChooooo!!" like a famous
   Kung Fu star did in the movie?

 [Boy]
   I'm finally back!

   But that weirdo was talking
   about going to
   the *Chugoku Region* next for
   their "*Big Plan to Stay Put*"!

   Now the kids in
   the *Chugoku Region* are in
   trouble!

 [Boy]
   We were taught a strange dance,
   a type of folk dance with lots of
   hip movement.

 [Dog]
   This is what the children
   tell me, but there seems to be
   *another castle* of the Flakes
   in the *Chugoku Region*, arf!

 [Girl]
   If you're going to dance anyway,
   dance the *folk dance*.

   If this place is called
   the *Hercules Goliath Beetle*...

   So does that make the folkd ance here
   the *Hercules Goliath Bettle
   folk dance*?

 [Boy]
   All my friends are back, and
   we can play together again.

 [Old Woman]
   You can't find anyone with
   smoother, fresher-looking
   skin...

   ...

   ...that's insulting...
   but I can't be bothered by
   that, I'll focus on my work!

 [Fat Man]
   Yes, yes, yeeeesss!

   If we can get the village rebuilt
   in time, we can have
   the *folk dance championship*!

   We gotta get ready for the feast!

 [Man]
   Apparently the *dragon* was
   controlled by the bad guys.

   I myself would love to control
   the dragon to plant my crops.

 [Woman]
   The children have reteurned,
   and the village is back to
   normal.

   This is all because you
   paid a visit to Kompira Mountain.

 [Zazen Town]
   Don't kid me, we're not like
   humans, being in a different
   region is not going to change
   the way I speak, arf!

 [Woman]
   Yoshi didn't want to be
   a great dancer!

   He wanted to be the best
   bartender who could always give
   a comeback to lame jokes.

   They've got the wrong kid!

 [Old Man]
   I got this information using
   my *Super Ears*...

   The kidnapping case in
   the Shikoku Region has been
   solved!

 [Woman]
   That's odd, Benkei's been
   letting me pass without
   taking anything.

   I wonder why...?
   Maybe he's got a crush on me...
   Hmmm...

 [Messenger]
   I'm not kidding!
   I really saw it with my own
   eyes!

   A long wobbly thing flying...
   And a bunch of little critters
   hanging around it!

 [Woman]
   I hear all the children have
   returned safely!

 [Old Woman]
   I'm impressed!
   You've come back again to
   listen to what I have to say...

   And I also hear that
   you saved the kids!

   I'm certain *good things*
   will come to you!

 [Guard]
   *Gigantic Robots*...

   There's a certain ring to
   those words that gets
   the adrenaline flowing!

 [Boy]
   Everone says, I wasn't
   kidnapped because I don't
   have any new found
   *dancing talent*!

   Just watch me!

   No matter what!
   I'm going to be the *best dancer*
   in Japan!

 [Young Man]
   My favorite dish has to be
   the octopus dumplings!

   Just bite into one of those
   soft scrumptious...

   Mmmm,
   my mouth waters just thinking
   about it!

 [Woman]
   I have not seen *Mr. Ushiwaka*
   at all.
   I wonder where he's gone?

   He still hasn't paid me
   back the money I lent him to
   buy those octopus dumplings!

 [Man]
   Just the other day,
   I had the chance to see
   Benkei's collection...

   And wow!
   I just couldn't believe
   all the stuff he collected...

   It's a world
   I could never understand.

Chiyomaru: Do you want to
   know who I really am, arf?
      Yes.
      I don't really care.

Chiyomaru: In fact,
   I come from a Dog Star far,
   far away!

   I am none other than that
   famous dog movie star....
   Quick, follow me, there is
   a kid stuck down a well...

   Just kidding, arf!

Chiyomaru: I see you want
   certain things to remain
   a *mystery*...arf!

 [Boy]
   Whew, I finally got back
   from the Flake gang's place
   in Shikoku Region!
   There's no place like home!

   So why are you here?
      Who closed that door?
      Why were you kidnapped?

   Ahem! It was me!

   It was
   the *safety Stopper System*
   I built!

   But it's out of *batteries*,
   so the door barely opens...

   I've got no idea!

   Maybe it's because my name is
   *Dancin Alnite*!

Priest: Who could it be...

   That would steal the secret
   *sweets* from the [*Cupboard*]
   day after day?

 [Bizen]

 [*Bizen* /
    Kurashiki]

 [System]
   This door has
      a *crack* in it.

 [Izumo]

 [*Izumo*]

 [Sign]
   [*Izumo
      Amnesty*]

 [Inaba]

 [*Inaba*]
    Dune

 [System]
   Received Sasuke's *[No. 1 Battery]*!

 [Izumo Coffee Shop]

 [*Izumo*'s
   Coffee Shop]

 [Traveler]
   I was trying to go in
   the direction of [*Kyushu*],

   but there was the *strange wall*
   that kept me from going forward!

 [Young Woman]
   **Listen to me!**

   You know the *big tree* behind
   the [*Izumo Shrine*] above
   the mountain of Izumo?

   Well, I hear a *tube* that throws
   *electricity* appears above the *big
   tree*!

   Could you take a picture of that
   with your [*camera*] for me?
   I just love electricity!
   So please?!

 [Old Man]
   You see the [*Izumo Shrine*] on
   *top of the mountain* beside
   this coffee shop.

   Even at the *big tree* by the lake
   behind this [Izumo Shrine],
   you can find an *electro-tube*.

   You can see this tube by aiming
   the *flash* of a *camera* towards
   the *big tree*.

 [*Izumo 2*]
   Lake with
      a large tree

 [System]
   Received Sasuke's *[No. 2 Battery]*!

Narrator:
   *Electro Shine Unite!*

Sasuke: What the...?!
   Isn't that *Goemon*?!

Sasuke: What in the world
   am I doing here?

Goemon: Hey, that's
   what I want to know...

Goemon: Your *batteries* were
   knocked out of place,
   and you just froze!

Sasuke: That happened to me?!

Yae: Well, what happened?

Sasuke: Hmmmmmm...
   there seems to be a glitch
   in my *memory circuit*...

Sasuke: I'm having trouble remembering.

Sasuke: I must hurry and
   have my *wise ol' man*
   repair it...

Goemon: Sasuke...
   about your *wise ol' man*,
   well...

Ebisumaru: there was an explosion
   that demolished
   his whole house,

Ebisumaru: ...and he's gone missing
   since... well,
   with the explosion...

Sasuke: Wh-wh-whaaaaat?!
   Who would do such
   a thing?!

Goemon: We believe it had to do
   with the *Peach Mountain
   guys* that we're after...

Sasuke: My wise ol' man?!
   Really?!

Sasuke: By guys with
   a *crazy name* like
   *Peach Mountain*?!

Sasuke: Grrr...
   I'm going to crush
   those *Peach Mountain guys*!

Sasuke: let me go with you!

 [System]
   ...and as a result,
   the Mechanical Ninja [*Sasuke*]
      joins forces with Goemon!

   Now, with the addition of
   Sasuke, *doors with cracks* in
   them can be dstroyed using
   Sasuke's [*Fire Cracker Bomb*]!

 [*Hagi*]

 [Marker]
   This is *Hagi* highway.

 [*Aki* -
    *Nagato*]

 [*Akiyoshidai*]

 [*Gateway Viewpoint*]

 [Marker]
   For
   *Entrance to Shuhodo*,
      turn this corner.

 [*Shuhodo*]

 [Sign]
   Peach Mountain Shoguns
      [*Festival Temple Castle*]

 [System]
   This is fishy,
   a door with a *crack* in it!
   (It can probably be blasted
      with a *bomb*...)

 [Festival Temple]

 [*Festival Temple
    Castle*]

 [System]
   Received a [*Surprise Pack*]!

   Remaining players are
      increased by *1*!

 [System]
   Sasuke receives
      the *[Kunai of Severe Cold]*!

   This allows you to temporarily
   stop flames coming from the *fox*,
   or cool down *hot floors*.

   By continuously holding down
   the *B Button* and then letting go...

   the [*Kunai Intense Hail Beam*] can
   be shot, in which the Kunai
   will fly in *three* directions!

 [Sign]
   Get on top of the drum and *jump*!

 [System]
   Ebisumaru receives
      the *[Meat Saw-Hammer]*!

   This can change any *item* that
   appears after beating an enemy
   into a *dumpling* to restore
   strength!

 [Sign]
   Freeze the *hot floors* with
      the [*Kunai of Severe Cold*]!

   (found somewhere in this castle)

 [Sign]
   Return the *red plates*
      by *hitting* them back!

 [System]
   The Ghost Robot

     **TSURAMI**

 [Sign]
   Received the *[Miracle Star]*,
      in a shape of a star!

Sharon: Oh no!
   My sweet sweet
   *Sharon Robot*!

Sharon: Without Sharon Robot...

Sharon: We can't keep the power
   to the *barrier* that is
   bloking passage to
   Kyushu.

Goemon: I guess that's it for you!
   Why don't you just
   give up?!

Yae: You guys,
   Peach Mountain!

Yae: Why are you blocking anyone
   from going to *Kyushu*?
   What are you *planning*?

Sharon: Leave me alone!
   Stop frightening me
   like that!! (laughs)

Mystery woman:
   Ooh, ho, ho, ho, ho,
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho......

Goemon: Oh no! Another *weirdo*!
   I can't believe it... (laughs)

Mystery woman: Who are you calling
   a *weirdo*?!

Mystery woman: I don't blame you
   for calling *Dancin'*
   a weirdo, but *me*?!

Mystery woman: I guess you need
   to get to know *me*
   better.

Goemon: No... err... not really... (laughs)

Mystery woman: As cute as
   a *kitty cat*... la, la...

Mystery woman: Yet as dignified
   and beautiful as
   a *lily*... la, la...

Mystery woman: Yes, I am none
   other than...

   **Kitty Lily!**

Lily: You guys must be
   the *circus clowns*
   Dancin' was talking about!

Sasuke: You've got that wrong!
   We're no *clowns*! (laughs)

Goemon: You guys are *illusions*
   but are never actually
   here...

Goemon: Stop being so chicken
   and *come out*!

Lily: Oh my!
   I'm surprised
   you don't know...

Lily: *A big star* like me...

Lily: ...will be swamped with
   *fans*, making things
   unsafe, la, la...

Goemon: I've never heard of you! (laughs)

Lily: Ooo, ho, ho, ho, ho...

Lily: Before you know it,
   you'll be coming to see us
   on stage *everyday*, la, la...

Lily: Oh, I know!

Lily: Why don't I be kind to tell
   you something *helpful*!

Lily: *Kyushu* has already become
   *our Stage*, la, la...

Goemon: What did you say?!

Sharon: Hey, that's great!
   Does that mean I can
   return now?

Lily: Sure...

Lily: But before you go,
   I'm out of *foundation*...

Lily: Get the usual *best* for me!
   Okay?

Sharon: Uh... all right,
   but you always take
   forever to pay me back. (laughs)

Sharon: Sob... Well,
   bye bye! (laughs)

Goemon: *Kyushu* seems to be
   in tremendous trouble!

Yae: Yes!
   We shall head for *Kyushu*!

 [Gateway Viewpoint]

 [Omitsu]
   Oh! Goemon!

Goemon: *Omitsu*!

Goemon: Well,
   what are you doing here?!

Omitsu: Well...
   I'm on my way to *Kyushu*
   on a *delivery*.

Goemon: What?
   All the way from
   *Oedo Town* to *Kyushu*?!

Omitsu: Yes, that's right!

Omitsu: Ever since our business
   was featured
   in *Gourmet Magazine*,

Omitsu: the *phone* just won't quit
   ringing for *deliveries*.

Omitsu: Sorry to interrupt
   but I'm in a hurry!

Omitsu: See you later!

Ebisumaru: We went through
   all that trouble to get
   this far...

Ebisumaru: Did *Omitsu* come
   all this way with
   those *dumplings*? (laughs)

Goemon: Maybe she's a lot tougher
   and *stronger* than she
   seems...

Goemon: What are we talking about!
   We should be headed for
   *Kyushu*, where the *Peach
   Mountain guys* went!

Goemon: *Omitsu*!
   You shouldn't be going to
   *Kyushu* right now...

Goemon: Omitsuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
   uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

Ebisumaru: We have a problem here!

Yae: *Kyushu* has been separated
   from Japan...

Sasuke: And has *disappeared*.

Ebisumaru: What should we do?

Goemon: That's easy!
   We've got to go
   after *Omitsu*...

Goemon: Or should I say,
   go after *Kyushu*!

Sasuke: But how?

Goemon: ...Hmmm...

Yae: *I know!*

Yae: When lost for *answers*,
   we should ask
   the [*Fortune Teller*]!

 [Oedo Town]

Gate keeper: Hey!
   Long time no see!

   The next *area* you must
   enter is...

   I think it's to the *east*
   of [*Musashi*].

   You'll find [*Musashi*] as you
   pass through the gate
   into this town.

   ...or at least that's
   what my gut feeling is!

Gate keeper: The notheast!
   Metal chest!
   The notheast! Metal chest!
   [*Musashi*]'s *Metal chest*!

   Wait, maybe
   I am being a bit too obvious.

 [Messenger]
   You have been warned!

   An Adventure Diary is
   a record of all your
   [Blood] and [Sweat]!

 [Young Man]
   *Strawberry*, *watermelon*, *apple*,
   anything!
   No flying object can surprise
   me now!

   However...

   I might be a bit surprised
   if I saw *a fruit cake* come
   flying through.

 [Man]
   I wonder if any more UFO
   are headed this way...

   I know!
   I'll just wear this alien costume...

   And voila!
   I'm a Peach Alien myself!

 [Dog]
   I can smell something
   big happening, arf!

   But it's my policy not to
   stick my head into these
   things, arf!

 [Woman]
   With the city of *Kyushu*
   flying away,
   these are difficult times!

   This is when your basic tools
   are important...

   namely your *helmet*, *armor*,
   and *rice balls*.

 [Boy]
   How are you doing?
   Did you get many *fortune dolls*?

 [Girl]
   Wow!
   You're telling me that the city
   of *Kyushu* has flown away?!

   Now that's what I call funky!

 [Man]
   This Coffee Shop without
   *Omitsu* is like...

   Having *a chocolate sundae*
   with *no chocolate*!

   ...No!

   It's like *a leopard* with
   *no spots*!

 [Old Man]
   It looks like
   *Omitsu*'s not here today...

   **How sad...**

 [Old Woman]
   *Omitsu* hasn't returned since
   she went out on a *delivery*...

   I'm a bit worried...

 [Young Man]
   I've come all the way here
   to see *Omitsu*,
   but she's not here.
   What a drag...

 [Old Man]
   Since you have come this far,
   I really have nothing to say!
   Good luck in completing
   the game!

   I'll just eat till I can't
   and hit the hay!

   **Burp!**

 [Man]
   I went all theway to
   Mokubei's place to talk about
   UFO...

   But I never thought there
   would be a house there...

   How in the world did he build
   that thing?

 [Old Man]
   I've been thinking for
   some time...

   The lantern at the Thunder Gate
   is way too big.
   It's impossible to pass under it!

 [Old Man]
   Well,
   I've finally made it to
   the top of *Mt. Fuji*!

   To mark the event,
   I went to the pipe maker's to
   buy an old pipe.

 [Man]
   How about the *fortune teller*?
   All of your worries shall
   disappear.

   After all, I operate a whole
   chain of them.
   Ha, ha, ha...

Chuppy: Wander, wander,
   wander, wander, wander,
   wander, wander, wander...

   I can't take this any more, arf!

 [Boy]
   I'm going to the *Muscle Gym*,
   to become a great officer
   with lots of muscles.

   But don't start calling me
   a muscle head!!

 [Woman]
   Aww,
   I wish I could travel
   all around Japan like you.

   And beat up all
   the pickpockets I run into.

 [Young Man]
   Auggghhhhh!

   I will cut and cut and cut
   everything with this sword...

   *Radishes*, *pumpkins*, *onions*...

   Hey wait a minute!
   I'm no grocery store owner!

 [Young Man]
   Edo people aren't too fussy,
   all we want is a hot bath and
   a nice bed!

   **Get to Sleep!**

 [Guard]
   Seeing that we cannot enter
   Oedo Castle, there's nothing
   much happening here!

   We did find out that there's
   someone new in
   the *Goemon Tenements*.

 [Traveler]
   If only I could train at
   the *Muscle Gym*...

   That *metal chest* blocking
   the road [*East*] of [*Musashi*],
   leading to the Northeast Region...

   You think you can move it
   easily now?

 [Young Woman]
   If only I had a *Chain Pipe*,
   I could sneak into Oedo Castle
   myself.

   That's right!
   I'll make the Chain Pipe!

      *...the end*.

 [Plasma Man]
   In a cold region to your *North*,
   there is the [*Mt. Fear*], wwhere
   it snows!

   There, you shall meet someone
   who will be of great help to you,
   plasma!

   **HOWEVER!**

   You must first go to [*Oedo Town*]
   to undergo one training session,
   plasma!

 [Boy]
   They're moving here!
      They're moving here!

 [Girl]
   I saw something strange
   bouncing around in
   the *western sky*.

   After looking at it for
   a while, my eyes also started
   going...

   Bounce, bounce, bounce,
   bounce, bounce, bounce,
   bounce, bounce, bounce...

   Ahhhhh!
   I feel dizzy...!

 [Woman]
   Hey!
   That *new person* had moved in!

   ...I was hoping he'd be a bit
   more handsome...

   I think he wants to open
   a *Muscle Gym*, and is looking
   for young people who want to
   develop their [*muscles*]!

Lord: I hear Kyushu's also
   having some problems.

   I'm glad
   I'm not *the Lord of Kyushu*...

Princess Yuki:
   I heard about *Kyushu*...

   If other areas of Japan
   start flying around,
   there won't be any Japan left.

 [Old Woman]
   We had a barbecue party with
   the Lord and Princess Yuki
   the other day!

   What was that?
   So what??...?!

   Well,
   it's just a simple message...

 [Young Woman]
   Those rumors that *Kyushu* went
   flying...

   Is it true?
      Yes, it is true!
      There's no way it could be true

   What?!
   It is *true*?!

   Yourre not pulling my leg,
   are you?!

   What bad luck!
   I really wanted to see it!

   I thought so!

   And to think that I almost
   fell for this one!

 [Man]
   *Someone new* has moved into
   the house next door, but...

   He's rebuilding the inside
   in a very strange way...

   You should drop by and see
   for yourself...

 [Trainer]
   Good of you to come!

   This is the *Muscle Training Gym*,
   where you can train to develop
   your *muscles*!

   Once you're done training here,
   you'd be able to simply push
   the *[Metal Box]*!

   Are you ready to start training?
      Let's get started!
      I'd rather not.

   Well, you need a head full of
   *thorns* and a mouth shaped like
   an *upside-down* "*V*".

   All right!
   Let me show you to
   the Training Gym!

   Well that's a surprise.
   It's your chance to really develop
   your from into a *body of steel*.

Narrator: Now then,
   let me explain
   the *Training*!

Narrator: Several [Oyakata]s will
   come out of the *holes*
   around you.

Narrator: For a fixed period of
   time, you must make sure
   your *balloon* is not
   popped.

Narrator: And you do
   this by throwing
   *Metal Boxes* at
   the [Oyakata]s!

Narrator: Aim with your
   *Control Stick*, and
   throw the *Metal Boxes*
   with the [*B* Button]!

Narrator: Try your best to keep
   the *balloon* from being
   popped!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
   **START!**

 [Trainer]
   That was too bad,
   give it another try.

 [System]
   Do you want instructions for
   the Training?
      No, I don't need it!
      Yes, absolutely!

 [Trainer]
   Way to go!
   Now you can call yourself
   a *Muscle Man*!

 [System]
   Goemon obtains
   the [*Sudden Impact*] magic powers!

   By consuming some *money*,
   you will be able to move
   *heavy thing* for a specific period
   of time!

   Furthermore,
   while the magic power is
   in effect, you will have *double*
   the *attacking power*!

   (However, be careful, as *damage*
   from the enemy will also *double)

 [Trainer]
   Just think that you're developing
   your *muscles* to save *Japan*!

 [Plasma Man]
   Use the magic power of
   *Sudden Impact* to move
   the *Metal Box* located on the *east*
   cliff of [Musashi],

   past the gates to
   [Oedo Town], plasma!

   Then, far way to the [*North*],
   at [*Mt. Fear*], you shall meet
   *someone* who'd be of great help
   to you, plasma!

 [Tunnels and Northeast]

 Tunnel to
    the [*Northeast*]

 Tunnel to
    the [*Northeast*] *2*

 [*Mutsu*]

 [Festival Village]

 [Mutsu /
    *Festival Village*]

 [Boy]
   This is the *Festival Village*
   of [Mutsu]!

   Even the cold snow is blown away
   with our burning energy!
   We blast the cold away with
   our Festival Power!

 [Young Man]
   Oh yes!
   Every single night is a *festival*!
   A *festival*! A *festival*!
   Yeah, yeah!

   ...

   Hey, hey, hey!
   This is where you're supposed to
   ask me to stop getting so excited!

 [Woman]
   Festivals reflect the heart and
   soul of the Japanese!

   If your blood's not pounding
   quickly, or your body's not
   dancing, one can't really consider
   you to be Japanese!

 [Old Man]
   [*North*] of this village ou will
   find the [*Stone Circle*], where
   the mysterious Stone Pillars
   stand!

   However, the Circle does not mean
   there's a bunch of people in
   a circle!

 [Man]
   *Mr. Mokubei*, who lives around
   *Mt. Fuji*, is actually my elder
   brother.

   I have been hearing rumours
   that he has further developed
   his *skills*.

   If you used the *pipe* my brother
   *makes*, there should be no problem
   getting through to destroy the
   *rocks* blocking at Mt. Fear

 [Young Man]
   On the other side of this village
   is [*Mt. Feaer*], where [*Witch*]
   lives, who can call the *spirits*
   of all kinds of people.

   Just the other day, she called
   upon an *Alien spirit*, which ended
   upc ausing a huge headache.

 [Old Man]
   At [Mt. Fear], the power used by
   the *Witch* is marvellous,

   but I'm puzzled as to
   what exactly she is calling.

 [Man]
   The ocean about this time of year
   becomes covered with *ice*,
   due to the icebergs drifting down
   from the *North Pole*.

 [Woman]
   IT has been *very cold* for
   several days nxow.

   The *main route* leading to
   [Mt. Fear] is now covered in ice,
   making it very difficult.

   But it shouldln't be nearly as
   difficult to climb if you use
   a *ladder* and climb *the alternate
   route around the back*.

 [Boy]
   I saw a *fish monster* arise out
   of the ocean!

   It looked like a *monster* that
   would come out in a SFX movie.

 [Woman]
   There is a saying, that if you
   climb up the [*Waterfall of Kegon*],
   you could become a *mermaid*.

   I myself am going to become
   a *mermaid*, and wait for my *prince*
   to come.
   Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

 [Young Man]
   If you exit from the [*South*] of
   this village, turn [*Right*] and go
   through the [Uzen Tunnel],

   you will find the [*Waterfall of Kegon*].

   Well, you might find it a little
   confusing, but that's the way to
   get to the [*Waterfall of Kegon*].


 [Girl]
   In this village where festivals
   are held every day, there is only
   one day with no festival,
   the New Year!

   It's kind of a strange village,
   don't you think?

Takemaru:
   The *back route* to [Mt. Fear] is
   inaccessible, due to the *Stone*
   blocking the way, arf!

   There's no way you can destroy
   that *stone* and get through,
   without an extra powerful
   [*Weapon*] or something, arf!

 [Boy]
   Somewhere in this village is
   a *store* where you cannot enter
   unless you're a *good swimmer*!

   But if anyone attempted to swim
   here with all this snow on
   the ground, surely they'd catch
   a cold!

 [Old Man]
   Long ago...

   this village was where people
   who sacrificed their lives would
   come to live,

   they called it the
   "*Don't You Think It's Hot Blooded*"
   village.

   Well, I made that up,
   but it sounds true when I say it
   that way, doesn't it?

 [Plasma Man]
   Mokubei, a *pipe maker* at *Mt. Fuji*,
   should be able to increase
   the power of your weapons,
   plasma!

 [Old Man]
   I can hardly standon my own
   two legs, but I tell you,
   the Drum of the Festival brings
   power to my soul!

 [Dog]
   A *weirdo* with a white face was
   roaming this village asking for
   the secret to the power of
   the festival, arf.

   But why would he ask a dog
   like me?!

 [Old Man]
   If only I were just
   a little younger,
   I'd be the one on stage,

   but on second thoughts,
   I'd rather not! I'm afraid of
   high places.

 [Boy]
   Hey, hey!
   My body's moving to the beat of
   the music.

   Yes! Flash! The rockin' kid!
   Shakin' it, baby!

 [Young Woman]
   The drummer at the festival is
   not only popular with the girls.
   He's also popular with the boys!

 [Man]
   Urrrrrrrrrrrrr!

   If the drummer of the festival
   were selected on looks,
   I just know they'd pick me.

 [Young Man]
   The number one drum specialist
   in town! That's me, Hikozo!

   You're surprised?!
      Incredible!
      You ask why?!

   Haw, haw, haw, haw!

   With my drumstick techniques,
   I can make any item sound
   like drums!

   Ah, but, the other day
   I hit a dog tryin to make such
   a sound, but got into
   a lot of trouble.

   **No!!!**

   I'm too scared to go down.

   You ask why?

   How could you ask with that
   tone of voice?

Beth: As of late I've noticed
   this *nice scent* coming from
   the *Ocean*, arf.

   Mmm, what a scent!
   I'm quickly getting very hungry!

 [Woman]
   I hear that *food* is disappearing
   recently from all over the place.

   Just the other day,
   the *foie gras* and *can of caviar*
   I'd been saving for a special
   occasion disappeared. Blast it!

Restaurant: *Welcome!*
   What will you have?
      Apple 15
      Bowl of noodles 25
      Kiritanpo 45

   Sweet yet sour, the taste of
   a freshly picked apple!

   Look, it's red and cute,
   just like my cheeks!

   The cute little bowls they
   comein make the meal
   even more delightful!

   I bet you I could eat
   more than you!

   It's good by itself,
   or in a hot bowl of soup!

   A well known dish
   from the Northeast Region,
   where the rice is excellent!

 [Man]
   The *rival store* tot his shop
   is apparently right in the *Festival
   Village*,

   but I've never seen it there.
   I wonder where it is?

General Store: Welcome!
   What have you come to buy?
      Plum Rice Balls 120
      Fish Rice Balls 200
      Metal Armour 200

      This automatically recovers your
      strength to *maximum points*
      wenever it reaches 0.

 [Fat Man]
   *UFOs* are often sighted at
   the *Stone Circle* of [Ugo].

   Incidentally, that's where
   our precious *cattle* were abducted.

   I can't take this any more.

 [Northeast]

 [*Mutsu]
    Mt. Fear

 [Marker]
   [*Mt. Fear* -
      Back Route]

 [*Mutsu*]
    Shoreline

 [Sign]
   There is a *gate*
      located underwater.

   To open this, you must press
   the *red button* in the waters...

 [*Ugo*]
   Stone Circle

 [Mt. Fuji]

Mokubei: Well, well, well!
   Long time no see!

   What now?!
      We've come for a cup of coffee.
      Please improve our [Weapons].

Mokubei: Hey,
   this is *no* coffee shop!

Mokubei: Hm!
   So that's what you have
   come for... okay,

   stand back... and
   I'll show you what my training
   has done for me...

   Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuuuggghh!

Mokubei: Whew! Well,
   how's that for
   improvement!
   There you go!

 [System]
   The [Weapons] belonging to
   Goemon and allies
      improve to [*Level 2*]!

   (*Yae* can now use
      the *Sword Shield*!)

Goemon: Thank you Mokubei!

Mokubei: No problem!

Mokubei: It was a good thing
   I went to Mt. Fuji to
   train!

   But I never made a decent pipe
   before...

 [Festival Village]

 [Plasma Man]
   Destroy the *rock* blocking
   the Rear Entrance of [Mt. Fear],
   using your newly powered *weapons*,
   plasma!

 [Witch's House]

Witch: You... you must have
   come here not knowing
   what to do.

Yae: How did you know?

Witch: Hee, hee, hee...!

   I've been in this for *120* years!

   All I need to do is look at
   your face, and I know exactly
   what you're thinking of!

   ...
   ...

   ...Ah!

   There's something!

   I can see something!

Ebisumaru: What?

Ebisumaru: is my *fly open*?

Witch:
   *That's not where I'm looking!* (laughs)

   I see an [*Old Man*] with
   a *strange* look,
   in a very dark place...

Ebisumaru: *Strange*?
   Then it could only be
   the *wise old man* in Iga!

Sasuke: *You must be joking!*

Witch: It sounds like you know
   this man...

   How about it!
   With *my powers*,
   I could call him out here!

Sasuke: Re-really?!

Sasuke: Please!
   I just want to get
   a glimpse of my
   *wise ol' man*!

Witch: All right!
   I'll do it for *300 ryo*!

Sasuke: Huh?!

Goemon: You're asking us
   for *money*?!

Witch: Of course!
   This is *business*.
   I've got to charge
   something!

Witch: *300 ryo*!
   Take it or leave it!
      I'll take it!
      I don't have that much!

Witch: In that case,
   it's no longer my concern.

Witch: Well,
   Did you get some money?
      You bet!
      Well, not quite...

Witch: Very well... Now,

   I'm going to call them all back!

   Hmmmm!

      Come come, come here,
      come here, here!

      Welcome, come come,
      come on baby!

      Come on, come come,
      Come back!!

      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!

      **Take that!!!**

Yae: Oh, the *wise ol' man*?

Wise Man: Oh, Yae, what a delight!

Wise Man: Aah... where in
   the world is this?

Sasuke: Ol' Man...
   what has happened to you
   ...oh no!!

Goemon: Wise Man!
   Tell us!

Goemon: We want to save *Kyushu*,
   and *Omitsu*...

Goemon: But we have no idea
   where to go or look...

Wise Man: Hmmm...
   I see...

Wise Man: As I understand it,
   *Kyushu* is floating
   in *outer space*.

Yae: *outer space*?!

Ebisumaru: Yeah, but how are
   we goin to get
   all the way out there?

Wise Man: There is one way...

Goemon: Huh?

Wise Man: Retrieve [*Miracle Items*]
   from the four *Flake Gang*
   leaders of Peach Mountain
   ...

Wise Man: ... and take it to
   the *altar* of
   the *Stone Circle* in [Ugo],
   to the *west*...

Wise Man: Then you'll be able to
   go to *outer space*!

Goemon: Awesome...

Goemon: But Wise Man!
   How do you know?!

Wise Man: Ahem!
   That's because I'm...

Wise Man:
   **The WISE MAN!**

Wise Man: Wait a minute!

Wise Man: I see you already have
   [*Three*] *Miracle Items*.

Wise Man: You only need *one* more!
   Good luck on your search.

Witch: You should be
   looking for...

   ...the *Miracle Item*
   the *Wise Man* was talking about!

   **Get going!**

 [Festival Village]
   The *weirdo* of Peach Mountain,
   who's around somewhere,
   has the *Miracle Item* you are
   looking for, plasma.

   To find out where he is,
   listen well to the people
   of the [*Festival Village*],
   plasma!

 [Tunnel]

 [*Uzen*]
    Tunnel

 [Waterfall of Kegon]

 [Nikko]
    *Waterfall of Kegon*

Narrator: Take control of the
   *Legend of the Mermaid*!
   Looking for applicants!

   Do you ish to challenge
   the Legend?
      Yes, I do!
      I'm going to pass on this one.

   If you say so.
   Come back if you change
   your mind.

Narrator: Are you ready?!

 [System]
   Do you want instructions
   for the training?
      No, that's fine!
      Yes, please tell me!

Narrator: Press the [*A* Button]
   several times *quickly*
   to climb the waterfall
   in front of you.

Narrator: If you reach the *goal*
   located at the top of
   the waterfall, within
   the specified time,

Narrator: you have *completed
   the training*!

Narrator: However...

Narrator: there will be [Oyakata]s
   appearing at thet op of
   the waterfall to try and
   foil your attempts!

Narrator: Use your *Control Stick*
   to keep you from falling
   into the *waterfall basin*!

Narrator: Ready...

Narrator:
   **Set...**

Narrator:
   **Go!**

 [System]
   **BEAUTIFULLY
      DONE!!**

Narrator: Your gracious swimming
   skills are like that of
   the *Mermaid Princess*!

 [System]
   Yae obtains
      the [*Mermaid*] magic powers!

   Now you can swim *underwater* in
   the deep ocean and rivers!

 [Festival Village]

General Store: *Welcome!*
   What have you come to buy?
      Gold Helmet 250
      Gold Armour 350
      Surprise Pack 500

   With this you could defend
   yourself by resisting *8 shots* from
   the *enemy*.

   This will defend you against
   *8 attacks* from the enemy.

 [Sea of Japan]

 [*Japan Sea*]
    Underwater

 [System]
   Yae receives
      the *[Yae Bazooka]*!

   This allows Yae to shoot at
      enemies from a distance!

   By continuously holding down
   the *B Button* and then letting go...

   the [*Lock on Bazooka*] is activated
   where by it will automatically
   lock on tot heenemies
   at which it is aimed.

 [Sign]
   Find the hidden route
      using the *windup camera*...

Poron: You have finally made it
   as far as here to see me,
   the mighty *Poron*!

Poron: Do you ever give up?
   I sense you are
   *a die hard fine of mine*! (laughs)

Yae: I've come here, not to see
   you, but to find
   the *Miracle item*!

Poron: You're saying...
   not for me... but
   the *Miracle...*is thatso?

Poron: Tsk, tsk... it's too bad.

Poron: Last time I was in
   the *Kansai Region* on
   *a vacation*...

Poron: ...I dropped it somewhere
   in the [*Zazen Town*]. (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Gasp!
   You've gotta be kidding!

Yae: Well, if he's not kidding,
   we must return to
   [*Zazen Town*] at once!

Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!

Lily: It's not goign to be
   that easy, la, la...

Goemon: *Lily*!

Lily: You're all getting
   in the way too often!

Lily: Therefore...

Lily: I'm taking you on a one way
   trip somewhere far,
   *far away*. (laughs)

Dancin': H-ha, ha, ha, ha, ha,
   ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Dancin': Yeeeess, la, la...

Dancin': You're invited to *hell*,
   *Fernandez*, la, la!

Lily: **Dancin'!**

Lily: What are YOU doing here!

Dancin': I just thought,
   since I've only been in
   a few *scenes*...

Dancin': By the way,
   the word *scenes*...

Dancin': Has nothing to do with
   my name, cuz my name is
   not *Dan-scene*, la, la...! (Oooh...)

Lily: You're taking valuable time
   away from *MY scene* to
   tell us that awful *joke*!

Dancin': You've got much to
   learn... to be a *star*,
   you've got to stand out
   like a sore thumb!

Lily: That's not fair!! (laughs)

Poron: Um... Ah

Poron: Mr. Dancin'...

Poron: Ms. Lily...

Poron: What should I do? (laughs)

Dancin': ...*ouch!* (laughs)

Dancin': Uh, well, w-why don't
   you use the *deivce* to get
   rid of those guys!

Dancin': ...*ouch, I say!* (laughs)

Poron: Ah, yes sir!

Dancin': Anyway, goodbye, *Fernandez*!

Lily: He-ey!
   That's my **line**! (applause, laughs)

Goemon: What was that all about? (laughs)

Poron: Well, as the man says...

Poron: *Goodbye!*

Poron: *Switch to the...*

   **ON position!**

Poron: Bye!

Yae: Ah, *wait!*

Ebisumaru: What is going on?!

 [System]
   T minus
      **30** seconds...

Yae: It looks like the *time bomb*
   has been activated.

Ebisumaru: Are you saying we're
   going to be food for
   the fish in a matter
   of seconds?

Sasuke: It's nothing to be
   joking about!

Yae: It's times like this
   when it's important
   to stay calm...

 [System]
   The Charming Mermaid

      **THAISAMBA 2**

Impact: Well, I've got
   a *movie* to complete...

Impact: ...so I must head back
   to *France*!

Impact: If you need me again,
   *Au Revoir*!

 [Festival Village]

 [Plasma Man]
   Ask the *Collector* of [*Zazen Town*],
   plasma!

 [Zazen Town]

Benkei: What is it today?

Yae: Excuse me, Mr. Benkei,
   I'd like to ask you
   something...

Yae: Would you not have something
   called a *Miracle Item*?

Benkei: Huh?
   A *Miracle*...?

   No, I'm sorry,
   I don't have any such thing.

   But maybe *he* would have it...

Ebisumaru: Uh-huh,
   and who could that be?

Benkei: Well, there is the *collector*
   with a collection even
   greater than mine...

   ...I believe his name
   was [*Kihachi*].

Yae: Where could we find
   this *Mr. Kihachi*?

Benkei: He lives on
   the [*Center Pond*]
   of Zazen Town!

Benkei: Hmmm...
   I can't lose to *Kihachi*!

   I must build on my collection!

 [Kihachi]
   What'd you say?

   What do you want with me,
   the might water imp *Kihachi*?

Yae: I'm sorry to bother you...

Yae: But do you remember
   picking up an unusual *item*
   around here?

Kihachi: Hmmm...
   Maybe you're referring to
   this *odd item* I picked up
   the other day?

Goemon: Is that a fact?
   If that's true,
   can you give it to us?

Kihachi: Get real!
   You don't just ask to
   get something for nothing!

Kihachi: Try carving the word
   "*WORLD*" in that piece
   of rock...

Kihachi: And tell me out loud
   what you have...

Ebisumaru: Hey, that's pretty
   tough, it's no easy task
   to carve "*WORLD*" on
   here!

Goemon: It's a tough world! (laughs)

Kihachi: In any case,
   I can't just go around
   giving away parts of my
   valuable *collection*.

Yae: Please reconsider.
   We really need *that item*.

Kihachi: Hmmmmmm...

Kihachi: It's so hard to say no
   to someone so *cute*
   as you. (laughs)

Kihachi: All right!
   I'll give it to you
   if you bring me
   my *favorite food*.

Ebisumaru: Your *favorite food*?

Kihachi: Yes!
   *My favourite food*!

Kihachi: Farewell!

Kihachi: *Cucumber*...

 [Old Woman]
   I know, I know!

   You've come to ask about
   Kihachi's *favorite food*, right?

   The best person to ask is
   the *priest* at the *Golden Temple*!

   You should be able to find
   something out there...

   Oh, right, before you go,
   let me give you some things
   you can use!

 [System]
   Goemon receives,
      [*Fish Rice Balls*],
      [*Golden Armor*] and
      [*Golden Helmet*]!

 [Woman]
   The *son* of the priest at
   the *Golden Temple* makes
   really good *cucumbers*...

   If you want to meet [*the son*],
   you should ask the *priest*
   where you could find him.

 [Messenger]
   I became a *messenger* so that
   I could strengthen my legs,
   to *jump* greater heights!

   Ever since I was a child,
   I've always wanted to light up
   the *Big Sacred Fire*!

 [Woman]
   Kihachi loves the *cucumber*
   made by the *son* of the priest
   at the *Oolden Temple*...

   On the other hand,
   he doesn't like *cockroaches*...

   ...
   ...

   Well, I don't know anyone
   who does!

 [Old Man]
   By using my *Super Memory*,
   I remember that...

   while gazing up at
   the Big Sacred Fire,
   *Kihachi*, the water imp...

   was eating the *cucumber*
   made by the *son* of the priest!

 [Woman]
   Kihachi's not my type!

   Oh, you're not asking
   if I like Kihachi?
   You're asking me what Kihachi
   likes?

   Um, ah, wait!
   I had no idea you were...

   ...

   ...uh, anyway,
   I've got no idea!

 [Dog]
   Kihachi was always eating
   this *green long thing*, arf!

Chiyomaru: Kihachi would often
   come to this Creek and...

   force me to eat some
   *cucumbers*...

 [Man]
   You want to know Kihachi's
   *favorite food*?

   That would be the *cucumber*
   made by the *son* of the priest
   of the *Golden Temple*!

 [Woman]
   If you want to know what
   Kihiachi's *favourite food* is,
   you should go see the *priest*
   at the Golden Temple.

 [Boy]
   You have something to ask me?
      Who is Kihachi?
      What's Kihachi's favorite food?

   Well, it's a bit complicated...

   He was saying something
   about popping up at the end
   of the game and running off
   with the best part!

   I know!

   He was at the *Center Pond*
   crunching on [*cucumber*]
   made by the *son* of the priest.

 [Young Man]
   Kihachi?!

   I can't stand his guts!

   He replaces the octopus with
   cucumber!

   If he does that, they're
   no longer octopus dumplings!
   They're cucumber dumplings!

 [Boy]
   A water imp loves *cucumber*!

   Kihachi, in particular,
   loves the cucumber made by
   the *son* of the priest at
   the Golden Temple!

 [Plasma Man]
   To climb the extremely *high step*
   of *Mt. Kyoigatake*, and meet
   the *cucumber*-making expert,

   you need to train to obtain
   the technique to increase your
   power to *jump*, plasma!

   Ask the [*Priest*] of
   the Golden Temple, plasma!

 [Guard]
   Kihachi's *favorite food*...?

   Well it doesn't seem to be
   *Gigantic Robots*.

 [Young Man]
   The *Big Sacred Fire* is above
   here!

   But you have to take a *big jump*
   to get up there!

Priest: So, you've come to
   listen to my sermon?
      No, no, no. Where is your son?
      We could save that for next...

Priest: What?
   you want to see my *son*?

   My son's gone to watch
   the *Big Sacred Fire*...

   You'll find him at [*Mt. Nyoigatake*],
   next to this Temple.

Yae: So, we can meet him
   at *Mt. Nyoigatake*?

Priest: Tsk, Tsk...
   It won't be quite
   that simple.

   To get to the [*Big Fire*] of
   *Mt. Nyoigatake*...

   Only those with extensive
   *training*, who can *jump*
   unimaginable heights,
   will be able to proceed.

   Do you think you could do
   that?
      I'll try.
      I hate training.

   Youngsters today are all
   a bunch of wimps...

   Have you changed your mind
   yet about the training?
      I'll try.
      No, no, no...

   Wow!
   I admire your spirit!

   Let's begin with the training
   then!

   In [*Bizen*] of
   the Chugoku Region, there is
   a *locked warehouse*...

   Inside that warehouse is
   a *training gym*, and here is
   the [*key*] to the gym.

   OK!
   This is the *key* that will
   open the training gym.

   Don't give up!

 [System]
   Goemon and allies
      receive the [*Key to Training*]!

   If you don't want to
   listen, just say you
   don't want to listen!

Priest: You'll be in
   the *warehouse* at
   [Bizen] during the whole
   time you're training!

   I wonder if you have the *guts*
   to overcome the training...

 [Bizen]

 [Trainer]
   Good of you to come!

   This is where you will train to
   develop your legs and ankles,
   and become a *Super Jumper*!

   Have you come to take on
   this training?

   Is that so?
   I'm too busy to be dealing
   with jokers like you anyway!

   Hmmm.
   It wouldn't be for you...

   It's got to be someone with
   *Triangular eyebrows* and
   a *round head*.

   I'll show you to the Training Gym.

Narrator: I will now explain the training!

Narrator: You will *jump* from
   *foothold to foothold*
   around the pillar, within
   a specified *time limit*!

Narrator: You have completed your
   training when you reach
   the *goal* at the very top.

Narrator: *Jump* over the footholds
   that will move!
   Try your best to finish
   within the *time limit*!

Narrator: Ready, set...

Narrator:
   **Start!**

 [Trainer]
   *Bravo!*
   From now on, you can call
   yourself a *Super Jumper*!

 [System]
   Sasuke obtains
      the [*Flying*] magic powers!

   Using the *Super Jump*, you can
   go to *high places* that were
   previously unreachable!

 [Trainer]
   Jumping is *my life*,
   it's all I've known!

 [Zazen Town]

Kihachi: *Cucumber* that
   the *priest's son* makes...

 [Plasma Man]
   Use the [*Flying*] magic powers
   to climb on to the steps
   of *Mt. Nyoigatake*.

   There you'll meet the *son* of
   the priest, plasma!

Priest: Hmm!
   You're pretty good.

   To commemorate this occasion,
   how about an *autograph* from me?

Son: What?
   You've come all the way here...

Son: So what do you want?
   To see the Big Sacred Fire...
   Do you have Kihachi's favorite?

Son: Well, beautiful isn't it!

Son: To be able to watch with
   such a *cute girl*!

Son: Ah?
   About the *cucumber*?

   Oh, did you want some of
   the *cucumber* I grew?
      Yes!
      No, I won't bother.

   I didn't think so.
   You don't look like
   a *water imp* to me.

Son: So you want my *cucumbers*
   after all?
      Yes!
      No thanks.

   Okay, I'll sell it to you for *800* ryo!
   Do you want it even at that price?
      Yeah!
      What?! That's too much!!

Son: If you can't appreciate
   the value of my cucumbers,
   you can leave right now!

Son: You've made a wise purchase!

Son: Here you go.

 [System]
   Goemon and allies
      receive [*Quality Cucumber*]!

Son: I already sold *you* cucumbers!

 [Plasma Man]
   Go! Take those *Cucumbers*
   you have to *Kihachi*, plasma!

Kihachi: Yes! That's it!

 [System]
   Goemon and allies trade their
   *quality cucumber* with
   Kihachi's [*Miracle Item*].

   Goemon and allies
   receive the [*Miracle Snow*],
      shaped like a snow flake.

Kihachi: Farewell!

Kihachi: Eating cucumber
   while watching
   the Big Sacred Fire..

Kihachi: Nothing could match
   this...

 [Stone Circle]

Goemon: There!
   We now have all
   the *Miracle Items*!

Goemon: Take us to *outer space*!

Pemopemo God:
   I am the *Pemopemo God*...

Pemopemo God:
   Let me warn you that once
   you go to *outer space*, you
   may never be able to return.

Pemopemo God: Will you still go...?
   Yes, we will!
   No, we're not going...

Pemopemo God:
   Come back when you get
   the courage to go.

Pemopemo God:
   I commend you for your
   courage!

 [Kyushu]

 [*Gorgeous
   Musical Castle*]

 [Man]
   This is where *Sogen Town*
   of [Bizen] used to be!

   It's become so *strange*,
   it makes you want to yell
   "*This is nothing like Kyushu!*"
   Boo-hoo.

 [Woman]
   The Peach Mountain musical is
   on twice a day
      - at 1:00 and 5:00 p.m.

   It's always the same content,
   but I keep on seeing it anyway.

 [Boy]
   When I woke up in the morning,
   the town looked so *different*!

   Well,
   it doesn't really matter to me.

 [Man]
   Our [*Sogen Town*] has become
   what it is now in an *instant*.

   I've got no idea how we're
   going to be able to manage
   from now on.

 [Man]
   This area is terrible for business,
   *nobody* comes here.

   I should just give up
   being a merchant and
   become a *Musical Star*!

 [Woman]
   I saw Peach Mountain shoguns
   *musical* yesterday as well!

   *Dancin'* is just *great*!

 [Innkeeper]
   The room is prepared so that
   you can at least sleep in it.

   You can relax in this room
   to a certain extent.

   The room is gorgeous!
   Wonderful! Fantastic!

 [Young Man]
   Do the young women prefer
   flashy men like...
   that *Dancin'* guy?

   Maybe I should be wearing
   *makekup* myself.

Restaurant: *Welcome!*
   What will you have?
      Sponge Cake 15
      Round Radish 25
      Chanpon Noodles 45

   So sweet it will make your cheeks
   melt.

   A soft and sweet snack from
   the Netherlands.

   Wow, a fat, healthy radish!

   It's a super huge radish!

   Delicious noodles with plenty
   of vegetables.

   Lots o' vegetables,
   lots o' seafood.

 [Old Man]
   All the *young women* seem to
   be going to the *Peach Mountain
   Musical* quite often.

   I wonder if it's the same in
   other towns as well?

 [Girl]
   Ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

   How's my *imitation*?
   Don't I sound just like *Kitty Lily*!

   Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
   ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
   ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
   ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

   How's my *imitation*?
   Don't I sound just like
   *Spring Breeze Dancin'*!

   PLASMA!!

   Woops! My mistake!

Omitsu: Oh! *Goemon*!

Goemon: **OMITSU!**

Goemon: I'm glad you're okay!

Goemon: I didn't know what would
   happen when I saw *Kyushu*
   flying away.

Omitsu: It surprised me at the
   time, but I'm all right.
   I'm sorry to have
   worried you.

Yae: But to see all of Kyushu
   in this state.

Goemon: Peach Mountain's
   *Instant Stage Beam*'s power
   has increased!

Sasuke: We've got to do
   something quickly!

Sasuke: Just imagine if they
   continued to do
   this to *all of Japan*!

Ebisumaru: That's right!
   By the way,
   I wonder where
   *Dancin'* and *Lily* are?

Omitsu: I heard that they were
   behind the *doors* right
   ahead of us.

Omitsu: But the door's *rigid* and
   *cannot be opened* easily.

Ebisumaru: Then I'll *huff*,
   and I'll *puff*,
   and I'll *blow*
   the door down. (laugh)

Sasuke: We've got no time
   for *dumb jokes*!(laugh)

Omitsu: *I know!*

Omitsu: I know *someone* who could
   *help* us.

Goemon: *Who*?!

Omitsu: I'm sure...
   he's at the *restaurant*.

Omitsu: I'm sure we can find
   the person who can help
   us at the *restaurant*.

Wise Man:: Hey! *Goemon*, it's you!

Goemon: What?! *Wise Man*!

Sasuke: It is!
   It's my ol' man, *Wise Man*!
   I am just overjoyed to
   see you!

Goemon: But I thought
   Wise Man died.

Wise Man: You couldn't be further
   from the truth!
   Just look at me,
   I'm as *healthy* as ever!

Goemon: Then *who* was the spirit
   the *Witch* called for us? (laughs)

Yae: Yes, there is something
   strange about that,
   but let's not worry
   about it now. (laughs)

Yae: But what are you doing here?!

Wise Man: Well... I was caught by
   the *Peach Mountain guys*.

Wise Man: And... I gave them
   *Mechanical Robots* and
   an *Instant Stage Beam*...

Wise Man: Well... in exchange for
   a *muscle car* poster and
   five *car magazines*... (laughs)

Goemon: ...
   **What?!**

Wise Man: Oh, ah, I mean
   I strongly resisted
   but they *forced* me
   to make them. (laughs)

Ebisumaru: Well it all makes sense
   then, the mechanics
   seemed so familiar.

Wise Man: I don't know
   what to say.

Goemon: But that's strange.
   If they *kidnapped you*,
   what reason did they have
   to *blow up your home*?

Wise Man: What did you just say?!
   My house has been
   *blown up*?!

Wise Man: Grrrr!
   All those *car magazines*
   I collected over the years!

Wise Man: Who could do such
   a thing?!

Ebisumaru: We believe
   it was probably
   the *Peach Mountain guys*.

Sasuke: ..

Wise Man: *I will not forgive them.*

Wise Man: Hand me your [*Weapons*].

Wise Man: Here, take *this*!

 [System]
   The power of the *weapons*
   belonging to Goemon and the allies
      has increased to *[Level 3]*!

   With these *weapons*,
   even rigid *doors* can be destroyed!

Ebisumaru: Don't you feel
   our journey is taking
   some wild turns?! (laughs)

Wise Man: Go get 'em!
   Take revenge for my poor
   *car magazines*.

Omitsu: Good luck, everyone!

 [Gorgeous Music Castle]

 [*Peach Mountain Main Hall*]
    Entrance

Dancin': *Welcome!*

Lily: Welcome to our *stage*,
   la, la...

Dancin': *Fernandez*!

Goemon: I'm not *Fernandez*!

Dancin': Behave yourself!
   This will be your last
   stop anyway!!

Goemon: What do you mean?!

Dancin': Today is the day
   you get to...

Dancin': ...**experience our**..

   **Secret Powers!**

Ebisumaru: What's this extra
   confidence I sense? (laughs)

Yae: I don't know what *secret
   powers* they say they have,
   but they can't defeat us!

Sasuke: Yes, you're right!
   I don't see any way that
   they can beat us!

Lily: O-o, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho,
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!

Lily: Don't be so
   sure of yourselves!

Dancin': All we have to do is join
   our *two forces* together,
   la, la!

Lily: And it will be history for...

Lily:
   **You guys!**

Dancin': Starting right now,
   we will make you our...

Dancin': *Die hard fans*, yes...

Dancin':
   **Die hard fans!**

Goemon: What?! (laughs)

Lily: Listen, la, la!
   To this *so-ong*, la, la...!

Dancin': Observe, la, la!
   The *dance*, la, la...!

Dancin': Of
   **the Peach Mountain Shoguns,**
      la, la...!

 [Gorgeous My Stage]

   [Dancin']
      All you sheep in
         search of a shepherd

   [Lily]
      Look up

   [Dancin']
      To my Stage

   Gorgeous

   My Stage

   Like a rose that blooms in nature

   That sweet scent

   Melody to surround us
      (Sweet Me-mory)

   As our dream continues

   Tonight

   Oh! Gorgeous my,

   My Stage!

   (Applause)

Goemon: Whew!
   What was that...

Ebisumaru: I, I can't believe it...

Ebisumaru: I don't know...
   but I think I'm...
   becoming *a die hard fan*...
   of *Dancin'* and *Lily*...

Yae: Come on!
   Open your eyes!

Sasuke: Hey, where did *Dancin'*
   and *the guys* go!?

Yae: What the...?!

 [System]
   T minus **120** seconds...

Goemon: Swine!
   They re-activated
   the *time bomb*, and ran! (laughs)

 [System]
   T minus **100** seconds...

Goemon: I'm not letting
   them escape!

Dancin': *That*...

   that cannot be... Me,
   a *big star*, lose like this?

Lily: *Awwwww!*

Dancin':
   But *Fernandez*!

   Don't think for a moment
   that you have won!

   As long as the *Instant Stage
   Beam* remains in our control,

   I'm certain we'll one day turn
   *Japan* into a *gorgeous stage*...

Goemon: *Shut up!*

   Your *evil plans* will end
   as of now!

   And my name is not
   *Fernandez*!

   It's **Goemon!**

   Go get him!

   **IMPACT!!!**

Goemon: There!
   How does that feel?

Sasuke: Look at how far he has
   flown through...

   ...now he has really become
   a *STAR* in outer space!

Goemon: Okay!
   I'm headed home!

Goemon: Now, Japan will be
   peaceful again!

Sasuke: But Goemon...

   what shall we do with *Kyushu*,
   still in *outer space*?

Goemon: Whoops!!

   I forgot about that!
   *Omitsu's still there*...

Ebisumaru: Ahoy!

   That looks like *Kyushu*
   over there!

Yae: Yes, I see it too!

Yae: I'd say that *the time bomb*
   set by Dancin'...

   happened to just take out the
   *Control Device* of that Castle.

Goemon / Ebisumaru:
   Too good to be true...

Sasuke: Oh, but first...

   we must go to pick up my *ol' man*
   and *Omitsu*.

Goemon: Oh yeah!
   You're right!

Ebisumaru: Well,
   should we get going!?

Goemon: Mmm?
   Wait, what's that?

Girls: *Scream! Screeeeaam!*

Ebisumaru: Look there!
   Goemon!

   Look at all those *cute girls*!

Goemon: Well, ah, *of course*!

   We're the *heroes* that saved
   Japan rom the *Peach Mountain*!

Yae: But why is this the first
   time they've been so happy?

Goemon: Well, it must have
   something to do with them...

   finally noticing my *good looks*!

Goemon: Hey, hey!
   Everyone just calm down!

Ebisumaru: Everone here wanting
   my *autograph*, start a line here.

   Nyo-ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho
   ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho, ho!!

Yae: Hmmm...

   don't you think these girls
   are acting kind of strange?

Goemon / Ebisumaru: *What?*

Girl*A*: Hey! *You guys*!!

   What have you done to *Dancin'*?!

Girl*B*: The oh-so-beautiful song
   and dance of *Dancin'* and *Lily*...

   we won't be able to see them.
   Thanks to you! You little...

All:
   **Gasp!**

Ebisumaru: *I can't believe this!*

 [Credits]

 MYSTICAL NINJA Staff

   CHIEF DIRECTOR
 Etsunobu Ebisu

   PLANNER
 Keita Kawaminami
 Madoka Yamauchi

   SCENARIO
 Keita Kawaminami

   PROGRAM DIRECTOR
 Etsunobu Ebisu

   SYSTEM PROGRAM
 Makoto Yamaguchi

   PLAYER PROGRAM
 Kouichi Yagi
 Makoto Yamaguchi

   ENEMY PROGORAM
 Osumu Maruyama
 Katsuma Kashiwagi
 Kenya Maeda

   EVENT & DEMO PROGRAM
 Noriyuki Gonda
 Masaru Moriwaki
 Masahiro Yamamoto

   BOMBER PROGRAM
 Takayuki Inoue

   IMPACTBOSS PROGRAM
 Tomoharu Okutani

   DESIGN DIRECTOR
 Madoka Yamauchi

   PLAYER DESIGN
 Kazue Hamagaki
 Madoka Yamauchi

   ENEMY DESIGN
 Kazue Hamagaki
 Kazuhiro Hiruo
 Tomomi Maeda

   FIELD DESIGN
 Mikayo Suenaga
 Tae Yabu
 Keiko Ohashi
 Terue Hayashi

   FIELD DESIGN
 Rumiko Matsumoto
 Kazuhiro Hiruo
 Mika Nakasako

   SUBGAME DESIGN
 Mikayo Suenaga
 Mika Nakasako
 Terue Hayashi
 Keiko Ohashi

   BOMBER DESIGN
 Tomomi Maeda
 Keiko Ohashi

   IMPACTBOSS DESIGN
 Mika Nakasako
 Madoka Yamauchi

   SOUND DIRECTOR
 Tomoya Tomita

   SOUND EFFECT
 Ayumu Kashizaki

   COMPOSER
 Shigeru Araki
 Kato Yusuke
 Saiko Miki
 Yasumasa Kitagawa

   DESIGN DIRECTION
 Kazuhiro Namba
 Narutoshi Yamaoka
 Satoko Naito
 Takashi Kakuta
 Kiyoko Kanaji

 The Theme of "MYSTICAL NINJA"
   Song: Hironobu Kageyama

 "Gorgeous my stage"
   Song: Toshihiro Tachibana
   Etsuyo Ota

 "I am Impact!"
   Song: Ichiro Mizuki

   VOICE ACTORS
 Shinichiro Ota
 Kenichi Ogata
 Junko Hori
 Rumi Kasahara
 Kotono Mitsuishi
 Koichi Yamadera
 Chafurin

   SPECIAL THANKS
 Takeo Yakushiji
 Ai Fukuyama
 Daisuke Torii
 Ikuo Shibuya
 Takashi Yoshida
    (IZM)
 Tomoharu Morisawa
 Takahiro Nakajima
 Masahiko Kimura
 Hideto Inoue
 Takashi Sasugano
    (KME)

   SOUND PRODUCER
 Kazuhiko Uehara

   PRODUCER
 Shigeharu Umezaki

   EXECUTIVE PRODUCER
 Kuniaki Kinoshita

   PRESENTED BY
 (Konami Entertainment Company of Osaka)

 KCEO
 DEVEOPED BY
 KONAMI COMPUTER ENTERTAINMENT OSAKA Co., Ltd.

 KONAMI
 1998 KONAMI ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

 Congratulations
    on completeing the game!

 The number of Fortune Dolls you collected

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4.) Credits
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I, ZeaLitY, typed the entire thing because it would take too long to find
a rom hacker willing to extract the script.

I am the King.

Thanks to RL&S for motivation.

http://www.chronocompendium.com/