"There was some colors and some sounds, and that's it!"

Let me just start by saying, I didn't know games could be this bad. This game is absolutely raunchy!!! If your thinking for a good zelda ripoff, look down the aisle at Magic of Scheherazade. If your looking for some good firewood, you've found the right place. This game was supposed to be a Zelda type, but it all went wrong...horribly wrong. No great bosses and mazes or enemies. Flies and the game itself are the only monsters here.

(((GRAPHICS))):1
The graphics, if you could call them that, sucked. You aren't even recognizable on the screen, and the enemies are horribly created. The menus and the title screen are horribly designed. If you thought graphics couldn't get this bad, you were wrong. Dead wrong.

(((SOUND/MUSIC (OR IN THIS GAME-THE ANNOYING SCREECHING IN THE BACKGROUND) ))):1
The sound is raunchy. It's worth paying $15.00 to buy a CD to cover up the music in this game. It is unbelievable how bad the music is. It's not right. It just isn't right.

(((PLAY CONTROL))):1
The play control was just bad. Very, very bad. You can't even use your sword. It is really pathetic. I don't know if the hero you play is just a wuss or what, but he (or was it a she or it- you can't tell) can't attack with his sword. Your best bet is to run, or run into the enemies and take a lot of damage (1/2 of your little life). There is no way to win.

(((CHALLENGE))):Immeasurable
The challenge is just to huge to measure. You don't know what to do, or how to do it, or what is supposed to happen. That is the cause of the challenge. Not only does this game suck so bad it is immeasurable, but its challenge also is too. This game is raunchy.

(((FUN))):Hah!!!
This is not fun. What's fun is bashing this game to pieces after playing it for the only 5 minutes possible. You will never have fun playing this game, and if you do, I'd like to know how.

(((OVERALL))):It's too bad I can't go below 1
Never buy this game. Ever. In the history or future of the world. You couldn't pay me to play this game. It is a lost cause. Whoever created this game should be sued. It is just not right. It just isn't. Please, somebody remove this ''game'' from this world, or even universe. I can't believe I paid $9.99 for this crud. I want a refund. The only thing I can say is, ''Why?''

Reviewer's Score: 1/10 | Originally Posted: 08/14/00, Updated 08/14/00

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