Deadly Towers
Review by Dave 008 Bond
"A game even worse than Jaws."
Introduction
I thought I would never see a game like Jaws again, but I was wrong. This is even worse! The only reason this is worse then Jaws, is the horrifying graphics. You will really be shocked by how bad a game can be. So I ask you, no I beg you to NOT PLAY THIS GAME.
Graphics 0.4
Here we are folks, worst graphics ever. Your hero, Prince (I don't know his name) looks awesome on the cover. In the game, he looks like a poorly drawn astronaut. And in the story screen it says, ''This game takes place in the days of men in shining armor.'' Oh, and how can you forget about the poorly made enemies!? They come in the forms of blue dots, blue lines, and black bats! And this would not be complete without the awful backgrounds! They all look the same and none of them look any good. They background colors are Yawning Yellow, Disturbing Green, and Boring Blue. I would rather be Powerslamed by Viscera than look at these graphics again.Well to the story.
Story 4/10
The story screen has a very long story to tell, but I will sumarize it for you. The Prince has to desroy a tower or his kingdom will fall. Thats it.
Sound 1/10
Horrible. You have to wander around levels in annoying music with terrible sound effects that will slowly drive you to insanity. The music in the story screen is the worst in any video game, it would only be good to put it in a game called,''Attack of the Yellow Pine trees and Blue camels on the imaginery Purple Mountain.''
Gameplay 1/10
How horrible. You have to walk around and do something,( the game never tells you.) while wondering why you bought this game. This feels like Zelda, only horribly messed up. Shooting swords at lame enemies is no fun. Wandering around aimlessly through boring dungeons isn't either. Put bad graphics, bad sound and boring gameplay together and you have a bad gaming experience.
Controls 9/10
Good controls. Too bad the gaming experince is not fun, or this would be a good game. This suffered the same problem as Jaws.
Replay Value 0/10
If you play this game again, you will probably have a stroke.
Challenge 10/10
This is challenging game for bad reasons. You don't have any idea on where to go, and the game is bad. But the real challenge is trying to find out why you played this terrible game.
Buy or Rent?
Don't even think about it. Really. I'm serious. Don't let curiousity get the most of you.
Overall 1/10 (Please can I give it a 0?)
This is even worse than Jaws. And the sad thing is people buy it because they curious. If I play another game like this, I may become insane.
Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 08/30/00, Updated 08/30/00
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