"This game eats ants!!!"

Introduction
This game is very fun in the arcades, and it may not be as fun on the PC using a mouse, but there are more features. You can even seashell out a few buckaroonietoonies to get a PC gun, if anyone has it. House of the Dead 2 is a good arcade game, and its PC friend is pretty friendly to the arcade version. One time they were walking together in the park, and the PC version said, ''YO YO YO MY HOMIES!!!'' The arcade version replied with a hearty, ''Mo0o0o0ose!!!'' And that's my life story, for I am, in fact, the arcade version of House of the Dead 2!!! Fo' pickle.

Graphics-8/10
The graphics are good for its time. The models are OK and the textures are pretty good. Expect to see exactly what you see in the arcade version. The crosshair is red and the enemy zombies look exactly like Didi from Rugrats. Therefore, the zombies are HOT. The bosses look big, and are, in fact, big. They are big and bad like a kid named Brad.

Sound-5/10
The sound is OK. The gun always makes the same sound pretty much, and the zombies barely make any sound. The voiceovers are horrible, and the music is OK. Mmmmm hmmmm, girl. Wanna take my earrings off by the blue part and shove them up an apple core? Didn't think so, mamma.

Gameplay-8/10
This is where the apple shines. You go through levels while shooting zombies. It’s simple as that. You use a gun, which is controlled by your mom, your mouse. You shoot zombies in 5 levels, and you also get to shoot some shiny things NO APPLES to raise your score, man. And like you can TOTALLY shoot health packs to make your health go up by one health pack, mamma. Mmmm hmmm. Each level is ended by a bossicular guy, whom you shoot many times in a certain area to defeat his existence, even though that you are actually defeating the purpose of going to 3rd grade anymore.

Replay-8/10
O.M.G. The main game takes less than an hour to beat, but you can find power-ups that you can use the next time you play the game. You can save high scores, and unlock a boss mode. There is also a training mode, which is HOTTTT!!!!

Dave’s Lunch-10/10
Dave’s lunch suggests that you buy this game for $20 o’ less, d00d. If ya don’t, I aint gonna care; I’ll pull down yo’ unduhwear.

Conclusion
This game is good. I think you should take Dave’s Lunch’s advice and get this game for cheap. Anyway, let me continue telling you what I’ve been TRYING to tell you in the Replay section, but my pet mongoose kept bothering me throwing seaweed at me. Let me continue to tell you my life story. So after I ate the caterpillar, I woke up, only to see my grandpa's face in front of my face. I succeeded in finding the right girl for me, so I ate a pancake. I then continued to feed the caterpillar, only to receive a broken slice of pizza in return. So I devoted my life to killing that caterpillar. I hunted him down all throughout Asia, and then I finally encountered him in Spain. ‘Twas he and I. I had a gun, and he had a big head. I shot at him, and missed. He then jumped onto my face and proceeded to eat my blood. He was all like, ''Mmmm hmmm.'' I threw him off, and he fell off a cliff and died. I emerged victorious. I then ate one of his feet that fell off of the frightening battle, which I have called the Battle of Little Bighead. And that's how the French defeated the Germans in 1492.

Reviewer's Score: 8/10, Originally Posted: 02/14/04