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                                  Nick Bryant (Menji76)
                                     July 24, 2008
                                     Version Final 
                                   Character Quotes
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    1996-1999
    Warcraft II Battle Net Edition
    Warcraft II Tides of Darkness
    Warcraft II Beyond the Dark Portal
    Macintosh OS 7 (up to OS 9)
    Windows 98
    Blizzard    
    
    
    
    
         
          This is merely a shout out for all my old 'friends' on Battle.net. I was
          known as many different names while online. If you recognize me, or I
          happen to mention you below, please don't be alarmed. I'd love to chat
          about the good 'ol days.
             Menji8000
             DK-Menji
             DK-ELthariON
             Menji[WF]
             Volcom[ubh]
             GT_Menji
             
          Or if you happened to be in any of these clans, or for the lucky; these
          select users. Please contact me!
             DK-Razor
             Pyro[ubh]
             |\/|atrix_Neo
             GT_DoPeY
             G0dlikeskillz
             Ogrelust-
           Clan    
             [ubh], DK, Tiger, [WF], or GT 
             
             
    
    
    
    
    
    Frequently Asked Questions.
    
    
    Q: How do you get these quotes to be said?
    A: Click on a unit a few times. They will say something. You can change these
    if you have a microphone. Check the WCII files for more info.
    
    Q: How do you know these are right?
    A: I clicked on them one by one until I was done.
    
    Q: Do you play online?
    A: Online is officially over. It was amazing.
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
                                      Human Quotes
                             ==============================
                     
                     
    
    Anything surrounded in "* *" is a sound, not a phrase.
    
    
    
    Archer
    ------
    
     When Made 
      a) I come to serve
     When Clicked on
      a) Your eminence
      b) My sovern
      c) Your wish? 
      d) We must take action!
      e) Time is of the essence
      f) Even elder races get tired of waiting
      g) Exulted one
     When Moving
      a) For the Alliance!
      b) Move out!
      c) By your command
      d) Yes!
    
    
    
    Ballista
    --------
    
     When Made 
      a) Awaiting orders
     When Clicked on
      a) None
     When Moving 
      a) *Ballista Moving* 
    
    
    
    BattleShip
    ----------
    
     When Made
      a) Captain on the bridge
     When Clicked on
      a) Set Sail?
      b) Skipper
      c) Stop rocking the boat!
      d) You're making me seasick
      e) *Barfs*
      f) Aye captain
     When Moving
      a) Underway
      b) Aye Aye Sir
      c) Aye Captain
    
    
    
    Dwarvin Demolition Squad
     (In Scottish accent) 
    ------------------------
    
     When Made)
      a) Dwarves Ready!
     When Clicked on
      a) Ahh 
      b) I love blowing things up
      c) Bombs are great
      d) Tilt one back with me dog
      e) What do you want?
     When Moving
      a) Alright
      b) Ok
      c) Aye lad'y
      d) Loat!
      e) Yes sir!
    
    
    
    Elven Destroyer
    ---------------
    
     When Made
      a) Captain on the bridge
     When Clicked on
      a) Set Sail?
      b) Skipper
      c) Stop rocking the boat!
      d) You're making me seasick
      e) *Barfs*
      f) Aye Captain?
     When Moving
      a) Underway
      b) Aye Aye Sir
      c) Aye Captain
    
    
    
    Flying Machine
    --------------
    
    When Made
     a) I've got a flying machine!
    When Clicked on
     a) None
    When Moving
     a) Propellar spinning
    
    
    
    Footmen
    -------
    
     When Made 
      a) Awaiting orders
     When Clicked on
      a) Yes sire?
      b) Your orders?
      c) At your service
      d) Make up your mind
      e) Are you still touching me?
      f) Don't you have a kingdom to run?
      g) I do have work to do
      h) Join the army, they said
      i) See the world, they said
      j) I'd rather be sailing
     When Moving
      a) Yes
      b) At once sire
      c) As you wish
      d) Yes my lord
    
    
    
    Gnomish Submarine
    -----------------
    
     When Made
      a) Captain on the bridge
     When Clicked on
      a) Set Sail?
      b) Skipper
      c) Stop rocking the boat!
      d) You're making me seasick
      e) *Barfs*
      f) Aye Captain?
     When Moving
      a) Underway
      b) Aye Aye Sir
      c) Aye Captain
    
    
    
    Gryphon Rider
    -------------
    
     When Made
      a) *Fluttering of Wings* 
     When Clicked on
      a) *Fluttering of Wings* 
     When Moving
      a) *Gryhon Cries*
    
    
    
    Knight
    ------
    
     When made 
      a) Ready to serve my lord
     When Clicked on
      a) Your majesty
      b) What hold?
      c) Sire?
      d) I need orders!
      e) Give me a quest!
      f) Don't force me to run your through!
      g) At your service
     When Moving 
      a) We move
      b) In your name
      c) Defending your honor
      d) For the King
    
    
    
    Mage
    ----
    
     When Made
      a) Who summoned me?
     When Clicked on
      a) Your request?
      b) What is it?
      c) I'm a busy man
      d) Don't anger me
      e) I WARNED YOU!!! *Lighting Bolt*
      f) Do you need assistence?
     When Moving
      a) Very Well
      b) As you wish
      c) Alright
    
    
    
    Oil Tanker
    ----------
    
     When Made
      a) Captain on the bridge
     When Clicked on
      a) Set Sail?
      b) Skipper
      c) Stop rocking the boat!
      d) You're making me seasick
      e) *Barfs*
      f) Aye captain
     When Moving
      a) *Oil Tanker Horn*
    
    
    
    Peasent
    -------
    
     When Made
      a) Ready to serve
     Building Made 
      a) Job's Done
     When Clicked on
      a) Helloo!
      b) What is it?
      c) Yes?
      d) Oh what?
      e) Ah huh
      f) Now what?
      g) More work?!
      h) Leave me alone
      i) I don't wanna do this
      j) I'm not listening
     When Moving
      a) Alright...
      b) Yesh me lord
      c) Right'o
      d) Ok
    
    
    
    Transport
    ---------
    
     When Made
      a) Captain on the bridge
     When Clicked on
      a) Set Sail?
      b) Skipper
      c) Stop rocking the boat!
      d) You're making me seasick
      e) *Barfs*
      f) Aye Captain?
     When Moving
      a) Underway
      b) Aye Aye Sir
      c) Aye Captain
    
    
    
    
    
                                       Orc Quotes
                             ==============================
    
    
    
    
    Catapult
    --------
    
     When Made
      a) Your command master!
     When Clicked on
      a) Nothing
     When Moving
      a) *Catapult Moving*
    
    
    
    Death Knight
    ------------
    
     When Made
      a) I am alive!
     When Clicked on
      a) Make it quick
      b) Yes?
      c) I'm growing impatient
      d) Don't push it
      e) When my work is finished I'm coming back for you
     When Moving
      a) Very Well
      b) *Rrroowwlll*
      c) Of course!   ..... master (whispered)
    
    
    
    Dragon
    ------
    
     When Made
      a) *Dragon Screech*
     When Clicked on
      a) *Dragon Call*
     When Moving
      a) *Dragon Call*
    
    
    
    Giant Turtle
    ------------
    
     When Made
      a) Done building ship
     When Clicked on
      a) Glore Duke
      b) Hrm?
      c) *Gargles*
      d) *Drowning*
      e) *Bubbles*
     When Moving
      a) Ah hoy
      b) I would love to
      c) You're the captain
    
    
    
    Goblin Sappers
    --------------
    
     When Made
      a) We're Ready!
     When Clicked on
      a) What!?
      b) Who is it?
      c) Yes?
      d) We've got explosives!
      e) Kaboom!!
      f) HELLOOOOO!?!!?
      h) Ahh.... It'd beautiful
     When Moving
      a) Yes boss
      b) Ok
      c) Alright!
      d) Certainly
    
    
    
    Goblin Zeppelin
    ---------------
    
     When Made
      a) Here I am!
     When Clicked on
      a) I can see my house from here! 
      b) I wish I had a weapon...!" (half-singing)
     When Moving
      a) *Flying Zepepelin*
    
    
    
    Grunt
    -----
    
     When Made
      a) Your command master!
     When Clicked on
      a) *Hrm?*
      b) *He'r He'r He'r* (Orcish Laugh)
      c) Etok
      d) WHAT!?!?!?
      e) Look out!
      f) Missed me!
      g) *eeherhatoo* That tickles
      h) I would not touch things if I were you
      i) My tummy feels funny
      j) *Burp* Scuse me
     When Moving
      a) Zug zug
      b) Daboo
      c) Smaboo
      d) Loketar
    
    
    
    Ogre
    ----
    
     When Made
      a) We're ready master
     When Clicked on
      a) Yes master?
      b) What is it?
      c) *Burp* ME DID IT
      d) Me not brainless anymore
      e) What?
      f) I got the brain! ....Nuh uh!
      g) Yes?
     When Moving
      a) Of course
      b) Right away
      c) Yes master
    
    
    
    Ogre Juggernaught
    -----------------
    
     When Made
      a) Done building ship
     When Clicked on
      a) Argh
      b) Yes captain
      c) Aye matey
      d) Who wants to sing?
      e) *Daboo da gor sad* (Singing)
      f) *Yeroo*
     When Moving
      a) You're the captain
      b) I would love to
      c) Ah hoy
    
    
    
    Oil Tanker
    ----------
     
     When Made
      a) Done building ship
     When Clicked on
      a) Arg?
      b) Who wants to sing?
      c) *Daboo da gor sad* (Singing)
      d) Aye matey?
      e) *Yeroo*
     When Moving
      a) You're the captain
      b) I would love to
      c) Ah hoy
     Oil Platform Complete
      a) Work complete
    
    
    
    Peon
    ----
    
     When Made
      a) Ready to work!
     Building Made
      a) Work complete
     When Clicked on
      a) *He'r He'r He'r* (Orcish Laugh)
      b) Glore Duke
      c) Etok
      d) WHAT!!?!?!!?
      e) Look out!
      f) Missed me!
      g) *eeherhatoo* That tickles
      h) I would not touch things if I were you
      i) My tummy feels funny
      j) *Burp* Scuse me
      k) err?
      l) huh? (orcish grunt to it)
     When Moving
      a) Zug Zug
      b) Loketar
      c) Smoboo
      d) Daboo
    
    
    
    Transport
    ---------
    
     When Made
      a) Done building ship
     When Clicked on
      a) Argh
      b) Yes captain
      c) Aye matey
      d) Who wants to sing?
      e) *Daboo da gor sad* (singing)
      f) *Yeroo*
     When Moving
      a) You're the captain
      b) I would love to
      c) Ah hoy
    
    
    
    Troll Axe Thrower
    -----------------
    
     When Made
      a) New troll here
     When Clicked on
      a) Diju call me?
      b) Jo-a-Tox
      c) What'ca wan me kill?
      d) Say hello to my little friend
      e) I got axe for you
      f) One of us.... (goes into mumbling) .... for you
     When Moving
      a) Ok
      b) Alright
      c) You da boss
    
    
    
    Troll Destroyer
    ---------------
    
     When Made
      a) Done building ship
     When Clicked on
      a) Aye matey?
      b) Yes captain?
      c) *Yeroo*
      d) Who wants to sing?
      e) *Daboo da gor sad* (Singing)
     When Moving
      a) Ah hoy
      b) You're the captain
      c) I would love to 
    
    
    
    
    
                                       Hero Quotes
                             ==============================
    
    
    Alleria
    -------
     When Clicked on
      a) What?
      b) Hello?
      c) Excuse me?!
      d) You never touch the other elves like that
      e) Do that again and you'll pull back a stump
     When Moving
      a) Let's go 
      b) Follow me
      c) Move it
    
    
    
    Cho'gall
    --------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) What is it?
      b) Yes master?
      c) Yes?
      d) *Burp* Me did it
      e) Me not brainless anymore
      f) I got a brain! Not uh
     When Moving
      a) Of course
      b) Right away
      c) Yes master
    
    
    
    Danath
    ------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) What?
      b) Need something?
      c) Bring it on
      d) You talking to me?
      e) Hands off, grabber...
      f) Don't waste my time
     When Moving
      a) Draw steel boys
      b) Follow me
      c) Step aside junior
    
    
    
    Deathwing
    ---------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) What?
      b) *Nraggh*
      c) Do you like fire?
      d) I'm full of it
      e) *Roarrrrr*
      f) I'm waiting...
     When Moving
      a) Yes....
      b) Alright....
      c) *Ahhhhrgh*
    
    
    
    Demon
    -----
    
     When Clicked on
      a) Nothing
     When Moving
      a) Nothing
    
    
    
    Dentarg
    -------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) Hrmm?
      b) What do you want?
      c) We don't understand
      d) Are you opposing Shadow Moon?
      e) Ner'zul will have your head
     When Moving
      a) At once my master
      b) We're on our way
      c) For Zer'zul
    
    
    
    Grom Hellscream
    ---------------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) WHAT!?!?!?!?
      b) Tell me what to do 
      c) Welcome to my nightmare!
      d) What? (Different form first)
      e) Yes?
      f) I AM IRONMAN
      g) Feelings...
     When Moving
      a) Time to die!
      b) Take it!
      c) Slice and dice
    
    
    
    Guldan
    ------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) Yessss?
      b) Make it quick
      c) I'm growing impatient
      d) Don't push it
      e) When my work is finished I'm coming back for you
     When Moving
      a) Very well
      b) Of course....... master
      c) *Roaaroooww*
    
    
    
    Khadgar
    -------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) Hello?
      b) Who's there?
      c) Do you know who I am?
      d) I'm very busy
      e) Are you still here?
      f) Yes what is it?
     When Moving
      a) Alright... Alright
      b) Yes
      c) If I must
    
    
    
    Korgath Bladefist
    -----------------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) Need a hand?
      b) Hrm!?
      c) Stop it!
      d) Youuuuuuuuuu!!!!
      e) Do you feel lucky? PUNK
      f) Yeah?
     When Moving
      a) Yep
      b) I'm on it
      c) Chop Chop
    
    
    
    Kurdan and Sky'ree
    ------------------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) Aye?
      b) What?
      c) I'll fling a hammer at you
      d) You got a belly full of hagess
      e) Arck.. there's no hope for this lad
      f) Yes lad?
     When Moving
      a) Yes.. Sir
      b) Ack... ok...
      c) Alright
    
    
    
    Lothar
    ------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) Your majesty
      b) Sire
      c) I need orders
      d) Give me a quest!
      e) Don't force me to run you through
      f) At your service
      g) What ho? 
     When Moving
      a) In your name
      b) Defending your honor
      c) We move
      d) For the king
    
    
    
    Skeleton
    --------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) Nothing
     When Moving
      a) *Skeleton moving*
    
    
    
    Teron Gorefiend
    ---------------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) Greetings...
      b) WHAT?!!?
      c) That doesn't hurt
      d) This is the reason I ended it all
      e) Stop that presistent clicking!
     When Moving
      a) Immiedetly
      b) What ever you wish...
      c) I'd be delighted
    
    
    
    Turlyn
    ------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) I am at your service
      b) Orders sire?
      c) Why must you torment me?
      d) You think Lothar's death was my fault, don't you?
      e) I challenge you! Heathen!
      f) Command me!
     When Moving
      a) A noble quest
      b) Of course my king
      c) For Lothar!
    
    
    
    Uther the Lightbringer
    ----------------------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) What ho?
      b) Sire?
      c) At your service
      d) I need orders
      e) Give me a quest
      f) Don't force me to run you through
      h) Your majesty?
     When Moving
      a) Defending your honor
      b) In your name
      c) For the king
    
    
    
    Zuljin
    ------
    
     When Clicked on
      a) Whad'ja wan me kill?
      b) I got axe for you
      c) Say hello to my little friend
      d) Jo-a-tox
      e) Dija call me?
      f) One of us.... (goes into mumbling) .... for you
     When Moving
      a) Alright
      b) Ok
      c) You da boss
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
    
                                       Epilogue
                                      
    
    This was one of my all-time favorite games that I spent summers playing
    online. It was a marvelous community and my love spread so far that I came up
    with this FAQ. I'm very sad to find out that the game does not work on my
    newer computer and that they've shut down the serve. There were many people
    who helped put this guide in to action. Janus, Meiming, Cherry, and Firebrand.
    I would like to thank CJayC for creating GameFAQs and many thanks to SBAllen
    for keeping up the site in his leave.
    
    
    
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