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    James Wardle (Lagunathemoron)
    james@planter.karoo.co.uk
    The Curse of Monkey Island
    DOS/WINDOWS
    Version 1.0
    Started on 20th of June 2001
    
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    1) Introduction
    2) Authors Note
    3) Getting Started
    4) Characters
    5) Islands
    6) Song Lyrics
    7) F.A.Q
    8) Review
    9) Walkthrough
    9a) Normal Mode
    9b) Mega Monkey Mode
    10) Version History
    11) Credits
    
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    1) Introduction :
    
     The Curse of Monkey Island is the third installment of Lucasarts, hilarious
    series. The Curse of Monkey Island is a cartoony game, following Monkey Island
    2 : Lechucks Revenge. I love this game very much, its the best damn game to hit
    the P.C yet! And, any game with the slogan "What's Shaper, Your Sword or Your
    Wit?" deserves respect ^_^.
    
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    2) Authors Note
    
    Disclaimer : Ai! Lets get the boring bit over -_-. I wrote this F.A.Q /
    Walkthrough and I don't want anyone to rip off my hard work. If you want to
    have this on you're website, then please E mail me asking so, and if I give you
    permission, keep it updated often, I don't want people E mailing me with a
    question in the newer version of the walkthrough, and the F.A.Q/Walkthrough has
    to REMAIN THE SAME! That means no name swapping, changing in writing. If you
    do, make sure you have a good lawyer. I have listed some DO'S and Don'ts here.
    
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    DO'S!
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    Print this F.A.Q / Walkthrough, and use it for help.
    
    E mail me if you have a question or tips which are NOT listed in here.
    
    Direct friends to here for help.
    
    
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    DON'TS
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    Try and make any profit off this
    
    Take credit for  of this
    
    E mail me with a question which has been answered someone here.
    
    Put this on a website WITHOUT permission
    
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    3) GETTING STARTED!
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    Here is how to install and play "The Curse of Monkey Island"
    
    *Lagunathemoron does not take any responsibility whatsoever if The Curse of
    Monkey Island set up does something to you're computer*
    
    Once you have closed all your windows, Insert disc one of The Curse of Monkey
    Island in to your CD ROM Drive. Give it a few seconds and an installation
    screen will pop up with the following options.
    
    INSTALL THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND
    
    INSTALL DirectX 5.0
    
    VIEW README
    
    VIEW TROUBLE SHOOTING GUIDE
    
    UNINSTALL THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND
    
    EXIT TO WINDOWS
    
    Unless you want to view the Read me or Trouble Shooting Guide or install Direct
    X,  click on "Install The Curse from Monkey Island". Follow the install
    instructions it gives you, and select a destination for the game to be (E.G
    C:\LucasArts\Monkey3 ). If you never installed DirectX5.0 before playing the
    game, or not have it on your computer, then install it now. It is essential to
    run The Curse of Monkey Island on your computer.
    
    Once you have the game up and running, you will see a few, short scenes and you
    will get a choice of two modes. The Curse of Monkey Island game and The Curse
    of Monkey Island : Mega Monkey.  First time players should choose the first
    option, as it is a bit easier then Mega Monkey, but keep in mind, the game will
    be the same, but with less puzzles.
    
    There are two ways of playing the Curse of Monkey Island. The first being
    Mouse, the control’s for the mouse are....
    
    Left Click = Move Guybrush
    Right Click = Action
    
    And the other is using a Keyboard....
    
    F1 = Game Options
    I or TAB = Open/Close  inventory
    C = Drag item
    T = Talk
    U - Use/Pick up etc
    E = Look at
    D = Check to see which mode you are playing.
    ESC = Skip Cut-Scene
    SHIFT + W - View credits
    TAB - Fire cannon during ship combat
    <-- + --> Port and Starboard during Ship Movement
    
    **CREDIT TO.... The Curse of Monkey Island instruction Manual for giving most
    of the information above**
    
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    4) CHARACTERS
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    There are over 40 characters in The Curse of Monkey Island which Guybrush can
    interact with. Here are descriptions of just some of the characters. These
    descriptions may contain spoilers of the previous two games, so be warned. If
    you want me to type up a description of a character, or have any corrections,
    please E mail me at james@planter.karoo.co.uk with "Monkey Island 3 :
    Character" as the subject, or something along the lines of that ;).
    
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    GuyBrush :
    Guybrush Threepwood is the main character of the Monkey Island games. Guybrush
    has been called many names over the past, like "Mr.Brush" or "Guybrush
    Nosehair". Guybrush has always dreamed of becoming a pirate, he gets his own
    boat now and again, but usually, his crew doesn't listen to him. If Guybrush
    accomplishes something  great, you'll NEVER hear the end of it, ask my old
    friends Bart and Frink. Guybrush is played by Dominic Armato.
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    Elaine :
    Elaine Marley is the female lead of the series. She is a governor of several
    islands in the Caribbean. She likes Guybrush for the man he is, and like him,
    is not afraid of danger. She is in a major part of a love triangle, as Lechuck
    has feelings for her.... Elaine is played by Alexandra Boyd.
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    LeChuck :
    The main villain, LeChuck has had it in for Guybrush ever since he fought him
    in Melee's governor mansion. LeChuck is undead, immortal and has a deep crush
    of Elaine. LeChuck has an army of undead. Him and his army is feared on every
    island. LeChuck is played by Earl Boen
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    Murray :
    Murray is one of LeChucks henchmen, well...WAS until Guybrush blew away his
    body, leaving only his head. Murray is the best character in the game in my
    opinion, because of his sense of humor and puns, a lot of Monkey Island fans
    will agree with me on this one. Murray seems to be following Guybrush around
    islands, and is always trying to persuade him to join him, and take over the
    world! Murray is played by Denny Delk.
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    Stan :
    Stan is the Cid of Monkey Island games. He has appeared in every game, and has
    a different role. In the first game, he sold Guybrush a "Dodgy" ship to go to
    Monkey Island. Stan then get threw to another island by LeChuck, after he
    punched him hard. In the second game, he was on Booty Island selling "Used"
    coffins, then Guybrush shoved him in one and nailed it shut. Now he is back,
    with a new business....  Stan is played by Pat Pinney.
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    Voodoo Lady :
    The Voodoo Lady is very mysterious. She has been in the Monkey Island games for
    years now, and gives Guybrush hints on the game. She gets annoyed easily. The
    Voodoo Lady is played by Leilani Jones Wilmore
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    5) ISLANDS
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    Whilst there is a lot of islands on the map of Islands, Guybrush himself only
    visits a small few in The Curse of Monkey Island. The list of Islands is here
    to find out which islands you are on / Go to or just to prove somebody wrong
    ;). This will contain slight spoilers, so skip onto section 6 if you don’t want
    the game spoiled.
    
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    Plunder Island :
    This is the first Island in the game. Houses memorable people like The Voodoo
    Lady, Kenny and the three barbers. Guybrush will have to find a crew, a ship
    and a map in order to reach “BLOOD ISLAND”. Plunder Island is the first Monkey
    Island game to feature Day and Night places, for example, the south is very
    sunny and erotic, but the north is quite dark.
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    Blood Island :
    This is the island with the most puzzles. Blood Island is quite dark, and is a
    volcanic island. A few Monkey Island legends from past games are here, such as
    Stan and  Lemon Head. Blood Island is the first (and maybe last) game to
    feature a volcanic Island.
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    Skull Island:
    One of the series “Smaller” islands.  Skull Island looks more of a “Duck
    Island” then a skull, according to Guybrush anyway ^_^.  Very few people live
    on this island. This is the island where Guybrush has to retrieve the diamond
    ring which can cure Elaine.  Don’t forget to polish you’re card antics
    Guybrush!
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    Monkey Island :
    The final island, making a return from the first game. A lot has happened since
    then, I aren’t saying what has happened, but it will be a surprise to you (Its
    mentioned in this walkthrough if you skip ahead and try and spoil yourself).
    What is the deadly secret? Will Guybrush defeat LeChuck? This island holds the
    answer!
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    6) SONG LYRICS
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    The Curse of Monkey Island is not a music, but has its fair share of songs and
    poems. Well, actually, has one song and a few short poems. Here their are :
    
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    A Pirate I was meant to be
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    Pirates : We're a band of vicious pirates,
    A-Sailing out to see
    When you hear our gentle singing,
    You'll be sure to turn and flee!
    
    GuyBrush : Come on men! We've got to recover that map!
    Pirates : The pirate will be done for when he falls into our trap!
    We're a club of rune-ful rovers,
    We can sing in every clef,
    We can even his the high notes,
    It's to bad we're tone death
    
    *Chorus :Pirates:  A pirate I was meant to be,
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    
    Guybrush : Let's go defeat that evil pirate!
    Pirates : We know he's sure to lose cos' we know just where to fire at!
    We're thieving balladeers,
    We're a gang of Cut-Throat Mugs,
    To fight us you don't need guns,
    Just really good ear plugs!
    
    *Chorus :Pirates:  A pirate I was meant to be,
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    
     GuyBrush: All right crew, lets get to work!
    Pirates : Our vacation is a thing we love, a thing we'd never shrik!
    We'll fight you in the harbor,
    We'll battle you on land,
    But when you meet singing pirates,
    Guybrush : They'll be more than you could stand...
    
    Guybrush : No time for song! We've got to move!
    Pirates : The battle will be long but our courage we will prove!
    We're a pack of scurvy sea dogs,
    Have we pity? not a dram!
    We all eat roasted garlic....
    Then sing from the diaphragm
    
    *Chorus :Pirates:  A pirate I was meant to be,
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    
    Guybrush : Less singing! more sailing!
    Pirates : When we defeat our wicked foe, his ship he will be bailing!
    If ye try ta fight us
    You'll get a nasty wackin'
    If you disrespect our singin'
    We will feed you to a Kraken'
    
    *Chorus :Pirates:  A pirate I was meant to be,
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    
    Guybrush : I'm getting so sick of you guys and you're rhyming.
    Pirates : We're ready to set sail, though the cannons need a-priming.
    We're troublesome corsairs,
    And we've come to steal you're treasures,
    We would shoot you on the downbeat,
    ... But we have to rest five measures.
    
    *Chorus :Pirates:  A pirate I was meant to be,
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    
    Guybrush : STOP! STOP! STOP!
    Pirates :  The brass is what we'll polish and the deck is what we'll mop
    Guybrush :  You say you're nasty pirates...
    ...Scheming, Thieving, bad bushwhackers,
    From what I've seen I tell you,
    You're not pirates! You're just slackers!
    
    *Chorus :Pirates:  A pirate I was meant to be,
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!
    
    Guybrush : We'll surely avoid scurvy if we all eat an orange
    Pirates : And....!
    .....Um....
    ....Err...
    Door-Hinge?
    Nono
    Guess the song is over then
    Okay! back to work
    Guybrush : Gee! I guess I feel a little guilty now...
    
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    There’s a Monkey in my pocket!
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    Guybrush : Oh, There’s, a, Monkey in my pocket
     and he's stealing all my change,
    His stare is so blank and glassy,
    I suspect that he's deranged.....
    
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    I've got a friend in the ocean!
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    Guybrush : Once my old man spoke to good King Triton,
    And asked, "Why all this senseless fightin'?"
    "Why can’t we men express our emotion",
    And now I've got a friend in the...
    
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    Plunder on my mind
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    Plunder, Plunder, How I wonder,
    How you get so doggamn pretty,
    Home to sailors, barbers, tailors,
    And Puerto Pollo, your capital city....
    
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    Wooden Leg, Restless Heart
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    I'm hooked on you baby,
    But the sea's keep us apart....
    And there ain't no eye patch big enough,
    To cover up my broken heart!
    
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    Long John Silvers
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    For those Cold, Dark shipboard nights,
    We've got boxers, briefs and tights,
    Made from cotton, silk or Saturn,
    In styles Anglo, Dutch or Latin,
    When you sail don't take a chance,
    Weaning nothing 'neath your pants!
    Trust.... Silver's Long Johns" (They breathe)
    
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    7) F.A.Q
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    If you have any Q's/A's for this section, please send them to
    james@planter.karoo.co.uk . for each question on this section, you will get
    credit on the credits section. These are just quick and easy questions, and
    will be a bit strict to get here, so please check the guide for further
    information
    
    Q) I need to get Haggis McMutton to join my crew but he won't. HELP! How do I
    make him join?
    
    A)You need to beat him at Caber Toss, but he will always beat you, unless
    you...rig it... To do this, Use the Serrated bread knife on the sawhorse.
    This'll make the rum fall, now use the ember on the trail of rum. Then a
    "lighter" log will fall down. Talk to Haggis and Guybrush should beat him.
    
    Q) I need to get Edward Van Helgen to join my crew but he won't. HELP! How do I
    make him join?
    
    A) You need to duel Edward, but he will always beat you, despite whichever gun
    you choose. Remember when he talked about singing and music? Well, shut the gun
    case and you should see a banjo (or at least the case) and select that. Now you
    need to beat Edward in a memory game.
    
    Q) I need to get Cutthroat Bill to join my crew but he won't. HELP! How do I
    make him join?
    
    A) If Bill was to join you, he wants to see some gold. The only gold which will
    work in him is a gold tooth, and Captain Blond Beard, the owner of the Chicken
    Restaurant has one. Give him a bubble gum, and when he blows up a bubble, use a
    pin on it, this will release the gold tooth.
    
    Q) Where can I find the map?
    
    A)  Palidoor has it. He is on the beach. Once on the beach, make Palidoor turn
    over and use the cooking oil on him.
    
    Q) How do I get on Plunder Island beach?
    
    A) Get the card from the chicken in Blond Beards restaurant, then go to the
    beach, get 3 towels and wet them, and place them as stepping stones.
    
    Q) How do I get out of the snake?
    
    A) First, ignore all the things around you, and pick up the stuff inside the
    snake. Then use the Ipecac flower on the pancake syrup.
    
    Q) How do I beat Edward Van Helgan in the duel?
    
    A) Look what string Edward is pulling as his last note. You must click on the
    string at anytime on Guybrushes banjo, matching Edwards last note. :)
    
    
         SPECIAL THANKS TO             Joey JoJo Jr
                                                Weird Monkey Farmer
                                              Dark Penguin
                                                   for the questions
    
    
    
    
    
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    8) REVIEW
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    This is my review for The Curse of Monkey island, I wrote the review at
    Gamefaqs, and I am posting it along with the walkthrough. Have a good read.
    
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    Aye! Shiver me Timbers as you are going to read the review for the best P.C
    game ever. Okay! Enough pirate talk from me! The Monkey Island has took gamers
    by storm, since its first game all those years ago, about Guybrush Threepwood,
    a man with a destiny, to become a pirate!
    
    Story - 10 : The game starts off with Guybrush near Monkey Island in a
    bumper/dodgem car. He is missing Elaine, he is hungry and gets caught up in a
    battle near Plunder Island. Guybrush gets captured by his foe ''LeChuck'' and
    is taken onboard his ship. Guybrush meets up with an old friend, Wally, and
    finds out that his love interest, Elaine is battling LeChuck from Plunder
    Islands fort. Guybrush destroys LeChuck once more and escapes the ship and
    meets up with Elaine on Plunder Island. Guybrush proposes to Elaine, and when
    he gives her the ring, she turns into a solid, gold statue. Its all up to
    Guybrush to get the ''Uncursed'' ring and save her!
    
    Graphics - 10 : The Curse of Monkey Island graphics are cartoony, it seems
    ripped out of Fox Kids or Cartoon Network, which is great. The back grounds and
    close up things are in massive detail! The character animations are
    outstanding, not slow and jerky, but nice and smooth, great lightning and
    shadow effects.
    
    Sound and Music - 10 : If you have read any of my other reviews, you'll notice
    I am not very bothered with either music or sound, but this makes a exception.
    Why? Because the speech is brilliant, it will make any other game or cartoon
    with speech in blush. Characters mouth stop when the speech over, unlike most
    games. The music is pirate style, and Caribbean style. The best thing done with
    the music is the songs, there are several shanty’s and poems, but there is a
    proper song in the game, starring pirates, and it'll be one of the funniest
    songs you will ever hear in you're life!
    
    Gameplay - 10 : Being a puzzle game, Monkey Island 3 is a very hard game, and
    it is very funny. You have two ways of playing the game, a mouse, where you
    point of click or confusing controls on a keyboard, Its up to you. Plus, there
    are two modes of play, a Normal or a Mega Monkey (Same as normal, but with more
    puzzles). In Monkey Island 3, you cannot go wrong, you cannot die, and the
    puzzles make sure you get each and every item before moving on to the next
    chapter.
    
    Replaybility - 10 : Having a basic idea on what to do, the game takes roughly
    30 hours to complete, but if you take you're time and not use a guide, it can
    be like 40-50 hours on normal mode. Mega-Monkey (Hard mode)adds more
    difficulty, so combine the two and you have about 70 hours of gameplay on
    you're first run, and you'll want to play through again.
    
    Overall - 10 : The BEST Monkey Island and PC game yet. You must bye adventure
    fans! A gripping story, and hilarious things, you NEED this game. it is worth
    every piece of eight!
    
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    9) WALKTHROUGH!
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    There are two modes of The Curse of Monkey Island. The first section is for the
    normal mode (top option on mode select) and the Mega Monkey is the harder
    version. I have wrote 2 different versions of the guide for each mode. Enjoy
    :).
    
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    9) WALKTHROUGH (a) normal mode
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    ACT ONE : The Demise of the Zombie pirate Le Chuck
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    After been caught in the battle, Guybrush finds himself locked in a room with a
    pirate. The door is locked, meaning there is no escape. Move the mouse over to
    the pirate and when the curser goes RED, click and left the left mouse button.
    Click on the parrot icon, this will let Guybrush speak to the person. From now
    on, "Examine" is the skull icon, the Talk/Eat/Blow up is the parrot icon, and
    the hand icon is pick up/push/pull/open etc. Anyway, speak to the pirate. Feel
    free to talk to the pirate about anything, but if for some reason you want me
    to make you're decision for you, here is what you should do : Say that he
    doesn’t scare you, then ask him if he has a fake beard. Guybrush will now
    recognize the pirate as "Wally" from Monkey Island 2.
    
    Now say you're not in the mood for sales hype. Tell him he is a failure as a
    pirate, then feel free to choose which line, they all lead to the same event.
    Wally will now break to the floor in tears. Pick up the plastic hook which is
    on the floor and look at the back of the room, you should spot a ramrod, pick
    it up. RIGHT click the screen to bring up in inventory. You can experiment by
    reading Wally's leaflets, or blowing up the balloons. But what you should do is
    LEFT click the plastic hook and bring it over to the ramrod, to combine it to
    make a "Gaff".
    
    Click on the cannon and go to "Use Cannon" on the golden coin.
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    MINI GAME : You are now controlling the cannon. Use the mouse to move and left
    click to fire a cannon. You're aim is to destroy the boats. This is really
    self-explanatory though, its not that hard to control. Sure, you might miss a
    few times, bit just fire a little bit higher or lower to get that perfect shot
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    Once you have completed the mini game, go outside and move the curser towards
    the window until you see a red arrow, click it and Guybrush will look outside.
    There will be a debris. Get out the GAFF and pick it up. You should now get a
    Skeleton Arm and a Cutless. There is also a talking Skull called Murray. If you
    don't like Murray, you can always knock him off the wood.
    
    Go back inside the ship, by finding the red arrow and clicking it. Do you see
    the rope near the cannon? well get the Cutless out of you're inventory and drag
    it across to the rope and cut it. Now use the cannon again....and watch the
    cutscene.
    
    You'll find yourself in the treasure hold. Feel free to look around and examine
    the hilarious objects that LeChuck, the deadly ghost pirate has. Look for a
    brown bad on the floor, and pick it up. Behind it there is a diamond ring, pick
    it up. Now you're final puzzle of chapter 1 is to break out of there. Get the
    diamond ring and use it to cut a hole in the porthole.
    
    On shore, Guybrush will be re-united with his love, Elaine and his friend
    Wally. Guybrush gives Elaine the diamond ring, and she turns into stone. Cure
    ACT 2!
    
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    ACT TWO : The Curse gets worse
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    After the short scene, pick up the ember and walk to the right (or left) side
    of the screen until you see a red arrow. Double click and Guybrush will now be
    on Plunder Island's map.  Have a nice look-around. The town is Puerto Pollo,
    the beach is...a beach, the dark waters to the north is Danjer Cove, you should
    not go to any of them yet. Also note the fort, where Guybrush just came out of.
    Look for a swamp, towards the left of the map and enter it.
    
    You will find Murray once you enter, have a chat with him and enter the
    run-down ship. Pick up the pin from the floor and watch a funny scene with
    Mort, whom you'll meet much later. You can put the pin back in the paper, so
    see Mort suffer some more. Once you have the win, use a nickel on the bubble
    gum machine to get some gum.
    
    You see the alligator? pull on its tongue and wait a few seconds for a familiar
    face, The Voodoo Lady. Talk to her about what happened. After a brief
    conversation, Guybrush remembers what he should've done, hide Elaine, but been
    the unfortunate he is, he forgotten and checks to see if she is still there. He
    goes back to the Voodoo Lady. Ask her about how to uncurse Elaine, and Blood
    Island, apparently, Guybrush has to go to Blood Island and uncurse Elaine, but
    to do that, Guybrush must get a map, a crew, and a ship! Once done talking,
    leave.
    
    Once you are back on the Island Map, go to Puerto Pollo, the island town.  In
    right side of town, on the sea front is a building. Enter it and you will be in
     a barber shop. Talk to all the pirates about everything and leave. Go to the
    large building in the background, the theater and look for the coat. Open the
    pocket and get the glove, search the coat for some dandruff as well. Pick up
    the Magic Wand and use it on the hat and pick up the Ventriloquism book. Look
    at the chest, then the Blood Island sticker. Walk right and talk to Slappy
    Cromwell then leave. Apparently, Slappys travel agent has a map to Blood
    Island, and he is on the beach.
    
    Leave the theater and go back onto the island map and enter the beach. You
    cannot enter the beach without a Club Card, and seeing as you don't have one,
    go back to Puerto Pollo. Go back to the barbers and speak to the tall barber,
    Edward Van Helgan, Make sure you speak to him about your crew if you haven’t
    already. Use the glove on him, this will make Edward think you want a duel (Oh
    dear!) and take you to the fields of Plunder Island. You have the choice of two
    guns, but whichever one you choose, you will always end up losing. Close the
    gun cases and there will be another case. Select it and Edward will get out two
    banjo's.
    
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    MINI GAME :  This is a game of memory : When Edward plays his Banjo, who will
    hit the last string, slower and longer (so you get a chance to remember it).
    When it is Guybrushes go, click on the string which Edward plucked last.
    Simple! after awhile, Edward will get mad and play the banjo in a rampage, pick
    up a gun and shoot the banjo. Now you have your first crew member.
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    Go back to the barbery Coast and talk to the man the chair, Captain Rottingham.
    You need to get rid of him, but his hairdo will not be ready for quite awhile.
    Wait until the big pirate, Haggis Muchutton, whom is cutting Rottinghams hair,
    wait until he places the comb down on the table and put the dandruff /head lice
    on the comb. After a short scene, ask Haggis if he can cut your hair and go in
    the chair. Use the handle and take the paperweight. Once Haggis has left, use
    the handle again until Guybrush can reach the scissors which are on the wall.
    Get the scissors. Once you get out of the chair, walk over to Cutthroat Bill
    and pick up the jaw breaker which is near him.
    
    Leave the shop and walk to the left of town, until you get near Kenny, the
    lemonade seller. Take a look at the hedge and use the scissors on the flower.
    Now use the scissors on the undergrowth. You’ll find a new area, The Snake
    Crossing. Walk up a bit, and Guybrush will get eaten by a snake (THIS IS
    UNAVOIDABLE). The game rubs it in with all the items around the snake, but
    ignore them and pick up all the “stuff” in the snake. Now for your escape, get
    the ipecac flower and use it on the pancake syrup, now use the Ipecac Syrup on
    the snake.
    
    Guybrush will now be stuck in a tricky situation… Quicksand.  Combine the paper
    weight with one of the helium balloons. Guybrush should get the balloon with
    the paper weight out and it will start floating. Now, pick up  a thorn (right
    in front of Guybrush) and a hollow reed.   Combine both the reed and the thorn
    to make a peashooter thingy, Get the rope.  Blow the Balloon, so it is directly
    above the branch.  Now use the peashooter on the floating balloon.
    
    Guybrush will now be in Danjer Cove. This isn’t very interesting ….yet, so go
    back to Puerto Pollo and go in the chicken restaurant  and show the captain 
    your  reservation  (which you got from the Snake) Walk over to the quiet man
    (Skeleton) and push him, he will collapse, get the serrated bread knife from
    his back. Look at the chicken bones, and swipe the Club Card from the middle of
    them.  Talk to Captain Blond beard about everything, and go to the inventory
    and give him the gobstopper and some sum. When he blows a bubble, use the pin
    to knock the gold tooth out.    Get the Pie Pan and biscuit cutter (I think the
    pie pan and the biscuit cutter are in the easy mode, if you don’t see them in
    the restaurant, just pick up the tooth and go to the barbers) . Pick up the
    gold tooth on the floor and go back to the barbers.
    
    Remember Cutthroat Bill? He said he will join your crew when you show him some
    treasure. Show him the gold tooth you just got, and he’ll join your crew. You
    just need you more person, a ship and a map. Who else better to have as a crew
    member then Haggis? Ask Haggis to join your crew, after a few scenes of dialog,
    you will be on a hill, getting ready for a Caber toss. Haggis will beat you,
    you can beat him if you was stronger, or you had a lighter caber. After Haggis
    returns to the barbers,  go back on the hill (Anyone notice that you can
    examine the clock on the theater, and it will tell you the correct time?) and
    walk over to the sawhorse  and use the Serrated Bread Knife on it. A keg of rum
    will now fall, and some rum will pour out. Now, use the ember on the trail of
    rum, and a light trunk will fall down. Talk to Haggis again and beat him at the
    caber toss. Well done, you have your third and final crew member.
    
    Exit Puerto Pollo and go to Danjer Cove (North of the map, it’s a dark area
    with a ship). Once there, go down the beach and use the boat.  Row to the
    pirate ship and get on board. You will have a not very  warm welcome. You’ll
    learn that the ship is property of “Le-“ but you’ll be interrupted before the
    rest of the name can be said, and get a choice of a punishment. Whatever you
    choose, your forced to walk the plank. Once Guybrush walks the plank, you’ll be
    back in your boat. Use the serrated Bread Knife on the plank.  Get onboard the
    ship once again, and this time you’ll be tarred and feathered.  If I was you,
    I’d have a mess on the island first, it is really funny when you are feathered
    and you enter locations. After you have had your fun, go to the chicken
    restaurant and Blondebeard will mistake you for El Diablo, and hit you. You’ll
    find yourself back on the Sea Cucumber (the ship with the monkeys) and you’ll
    be in the captains quarters. Use the ventriloquist book on LeChimp. (If you do
    not have the book, open the porthole and go in to the theater and use the magic
    wand on the hat.) Captain LeChimps lackey will leave the room, get out of the
    pan and grab the map. Now open up the porthole and leave.
    
    Go onto the Island Map and go on to the beach. Speak to the Cabana boy about
    everything, and show him your Club Card. Your are permitted to enter the beach,
    which is where Slappy’s estate agent is resting. You can see him on the beach,
    but the sand is far to hot for Guybrush. Pick up a towel and dunk it in the ice
    bucket, and use it on the Cabana boy.  Pick up another three towels from the
    trolley, and dip them in the ice bucket. Now  go to the bit where the sand is
    hot, and lay the three towels down, so they act as stepping stones. Speak to
    Palidor, whom is sunbathing, and talk to him about everything.  You will need
    Palidor to turn over, as he has the map to Blood Island on his back. Take his
    mug and leave. Return to Puerto Pollo and speak to Kenny, the lemonade seller
    and listen to his bottomless mug policy. Try this policy, and you’ll learn that
    Kenny, is a con-artist, who knows what the words Bottomless Mug  really mean.
    Now, swap Palidors mug with Kennys mug, and ask for some more lemonade. See the
    pitcher? Get it and fill it up with Dye (There is some dye nearby) and go back
    to the beach.  Pick up the cooking oil (Check near where the cabana boy used to
    be) . Walk over to Palidoor and give him the bottomless mug, and use the
    pitcher with  the dye in with it. When Palidoor turns over, use the cooking oil
    on the map on his back.
    
    There is one more thing you must do, and that is get Elaine back. We know that
    the Sea Cucumber got her earlier, and she is no where to be seen on the ship,
    you must try somewhere else. The monkeys have gone to see Speare at Puerto
    Pollo theater. Go there and go on stage, and you’ll find out that Slappy IS
    making a fool out of himself, this will give you sometime. Go up stairs and
    you’ll be in the control panel. Pull the lever, and the lights will change and
    make a “X” near the gravestone on stage. That X is where Elaine is buried.  
    Use the chicken grease you got from the chicken bucket, and use it on the
    cannon balls. Go on stage and use the shovel on the grave. You now have a map,
    a ship, three crew members and Elaine. Now its ship-Sail to Blood Island.
    
    ++++++++++++++++++++CHANGE OF DISC++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    When the Sea Cucumber leaves Danjer Cove, you will get a message, please insert
    disc 2. you simply have to take Disc 1 of the game out, and put Disc 2 in. If
    Disc 2 does not go, I suggest loading from your last save and try again, if
    not, please check your copy and the shop you got it from…. That’s all the
    advice I can give you. Sorry.
    
    **********************************************
    ACT THREE : Three Sheets to the wind!
    **********************************************
    As soon as the third act starts, Captain Rottingham will jump onboard your ship
    and demand for the map to Blood Island. The Captain and Guybrush have a small
    round of sword fighting, but Guybrush hands the map over.
    Act 3 is split into two stages, the first is ship combat, and the second is
    sword fighting.
    
    Ship Combat : This is action-based. You are controlling the Sea Cucumber, and
    is sailing on the sea near Plunder Island, enemy ships are coming at you, and
    one at a time you can fight them in close-up sea combat. In this combat, you
    must navigate with the left mouse button, in the same way as you'd control
    Guybrush, and the right mouse button will fire cannons, and will damage the
    ship. Once Guybrush has one the combat, you just onboard of the enemy ship and
    give them a round of insult sword fighting. The cannons you start with are a
    bit weak, and you must get them upgraded. Kenny the Foul mouth sells Cannons
    instead of Lemonade, no strings attached this time, but his prices are high,
    once you have defeated a enemy at both ship combat and sword fighting, you will
    get some booty/treasure which you can exchange for cannons. Once you have
    defeated a pirate at ship combat, and win a swordfight and wish to fight them
    again, you don't have to go through a sea battle. There are two modes to Ship
    Combat, an easy and hard. Haggis will ask you for your choice after he sings a
    song, if you don't want any help, it is much harder and much more fun, but if
    you select easy, its a breeze. Don't bother going straight for Captain
    Rottingham, your not powerful enough, try going for pirates, starting with "Not
    so furious" pirates, you know, ones which aren't much of a challenge. You'll
    need to get the best cannons to stand a good chance of beating Rottingham.
    Every time you win a battle, and have money, I suggest buying better cannons.
    To success in this, in combat, chase your opponent around, and corner them, and
    when you have the chance, fire the cannons. Don't worry, your ship can fire at
    both sides, but only fire at the side which needs firing. Your cannons aren't
    like a pistol from Tomb Raider, you need to give the cannons a few seconds to
    re-load, so in that time, you can chase or run, depending on the situation.
    
    Sword Fighting : Remember the sword fighting on The Secret of Monkey Island?
    Yes? The sword fighting on here is just like that, if No, well here is what its
    all about. Monkey Island 1,3 and 4 have Sword fighting sequences, but it is not
     a fighting mini game, however, it’s a insult game. Your character, or the
    enemy says a insult , and your enemy or yourself has to counter that insult, so
    it insults the opponent more then yourself. If your enemy said “I have met
    monkeys more polite then you”, you would say “Glad to hear you attended your
    family reunion”. You wouldn’t say “How appropriate, you fight like a cow” or
    that is just wrong, and does not make any sense at all. The Curse of Monkey
    Island version is not all insult,  you have to RHYME your insult, like if your
    opponent said “When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.”,
    you would reply “At least mine can be identified”. Do you see what I mean?
    However, all pirates in The Curse of Monkey Island are like this, but Captain
    Rottingham doesn’t rhyme, he just says an insult which has not been used by any
    other swordsman. Once you have won someone at a swordfight, you get their
    treasure and you can guy cannons at Puerto Pollo. The Sword fighting is best
    out of three, if Guybrush gets the opponent 3 times, he has won, if the
    opponent gets him 3 times, he’s lost, this changes to best out of 5 against
    Captain Rottingham. If you get one over your opponent when their do the insult,
    its your turn to do the insult, and if the opponent gets over you, its their
    turn to insult. It is sometimes best to let your opponent counter, as you can
    memorize their  move.  In the Captain Rottingham battle, He fires all the
    insults, and Guybrush has to counter them. In Insult Sword fighting, if your
    opponent goes to fast, you can always ask them to repeat what they just said.
    It is highly recommended that you fight the same pirates over again, you’d be
    getting a lot more answers and insults. If you lose at a Insult Sword Fight,
    you don’t have to go through the sea battle again, nor do you loose your
    treasure.
    
    For ship combat, you will be fighting a wide verity of ships. I have made a
    crappy table, to show some stats.
    
    These are the stats if you choose you like a tough sea battle.
    
    Ship Name	Difficulty (out of 5)	Recommended Cannons
    Captain Rottinham	4	Destructomatic T-47	
    Glass Bottom	1	Weak Cannons	
    Really not fearsome	2	Weak Cannons	
    Semi Fearsome	2	Bucaneers Buddy	
    Midly Fearsome	3	Ouch Master	
    Pretty Fearsome	3	Ouch Master	
    Fearsome	4	Ouch Master / Home Maker Deluxe	
    Really Fearsome	4	Mr. Massacre	
    
    These are the stats if you asked for help.
    
    Ship Name	Difficulty (out of 5)	Recommended Cannons
    Captain Rottinham	4	Destructomatic T-47	
    Glass Bottom	1	Weak Cannons	
    Really not fearsome	1	Weak Cannons	
    Semi Fearsome	1	Bucaneers Buddy	
    Midly Fearsome	2	Ouch Master	
    Pretty Fearsome	2	Ouch Master	
    Fearsome	3	Ouch Master / Home Maker Deluxe	
    Really Fearsome	4	Mr. Massacre	
    
    
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    The insult Sword Fighting is split up in to two parts, the first is the Pirate
    Sword fighting, and the second is Captain Rottingham. The Pirate Sword fighting
    is the main one, where you use the insults, but in the Captain Rottingham one,
    you must fight a much harder sword fight battle, and the captain will throw
    insults which you haven’t learned yet. I have made a insult list for the pirate
    section, next will be Captain Rottingham.
    
    (PIRATE SWORD FIGHTING INSULTS)
    
    Insult : Every enemy I’ve met I’ve annihilated!
    Response :  With your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.
    
    Insult : I’ll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!
    Response : Once I’m done with you, You’ll be a boneless fillet.
    
    Insult : Your about as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
    Response : I look that much like your fiancée?
    
    Insult : You’re the ugliest monster ever created!
    Response : Not counting the ones you dated.
    
    Insult : When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!
    Response : At least mine can be identified.
    
    Insult : Killing you will be justifiable homicide
    Response : Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
    
    Insult : En Guarde, Touché!
    Response : Oh, that’s so Clecia.
    
    Insult : I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
    Response : You would have, but your always running away.
    
    Insult : Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
    Response : Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
    
    Insult :  I’ll leave you devastated, Mutilated and perforated.
    Response : You’re odor alone leaves me aggravated, Agitated and Fumigated.
    
    Insult :  throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated.
    Response :  Too bad there fabricated.
    
    Insult : You’re ugly
    Response : What an amateur insult
    
    Insult : You’re Stupid
    Response : What an amateur insult.
    
    Insult : Heaven preserve me! You look like something that’s died.
    Response : The only way you’ll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
    
    Insult : I can’t rest til’ you’ve been exterminated.
    Response : Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
    
    Insult : Would you like to be buried or cremated?
    Response : With you around, I prefer to be fumigated.
    
    (CAPTAIN ROTTINGHAM INSULTS)
    
    Insult : My attacks have left entire islands de-populated
    Response : Wit your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.
    
    Insult : You are a disgrace to your species, You are so undignified.
    Response : At least mine can be identified.
    
    Insult : Your looks will make pigs nauseated.
    Response :  If you don’t count the ones you’ve dated.
    
    Insult : I have never lost a Melee.
    Response : You would have, but your always running away.
    
    Insult : Sometimes I am dogged and rentless to my prey.
    Response : Then be a good boy, sit! Stay!
    
    Insult : your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
    Response : Once I’m done with YOU, You’ll be a boneless fillet.
    
    Insult : Never before have I met someone so sissified.
    Response : Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
    
    Insult : your mother wears a toupee
    Response : Oh that’s so cliché.
    
    Insult : When I’m done with you, your body will be rotted and purified.
    Response : Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
    
    Insult : My skills with my sword is highly venerated.
    Response : Too bad their all fabricated.
    
    Insult : Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
    Response : I could, if you would use some breath spray.
    
    Insult : I can’t tell which of my traits has you mostly intimidated.
    Response : Your odor alone makes me aggravated, Agitated and Infuriated.
    
    Insult : I give you a choice, would you like to be gutted or decapitated?
    Response : With you around, I prefer to be fumigated.
    
    Insult : Your stench would make a outhouse cleaner irritated.
    Response : Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
    
    Insult : Nothing on this earth can save your hide!
    Response : The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
    
    
    Insult : You have the sex appeal of a Shai-Per
    Response : I look that much like your fiancé?
    
    
    That is it. Use those above insults and responses and you should be on the way
    of getting your map.
    
    The Pirate Song : After Captain Rottingham leaves your ship at the start of the
    act, Cutthroat Bill, Edward Van Helgan and Haggis McHuttun will start singing a
    song. This is a great song, choose all the options. To end this song, you need
    to listen to a few verses, and when the option for the line “We’ll surely avoid
    scurvy if we all eat an orange!” comes up, and choose that.
    
    ****************************************************
    ACT FOUR : The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt and her lover
    ****************************************************
    
    There is a sea storm, Cutthroat Bill and Edward try they best to make the ship
    safe and sound, Guybrush is steering the ship and Haggis is holding onto his
    kilt. During the storm, The Sea Cucumber gets shipwrecked… .and ends up on
    Blood Island. Finally….  Your finally  there. Edward and Cutthroat Bill are
    busy re-pairing the ship, and Haggis is sat nearby. Speak to Haggis, and he
    says he and the boys want to go back to been barbers on Plunder Island, and
    won’t go with Guybrush any further, no matter what you say. Talk to him about
    the lotion. He won’t let you have the location, until you find a substitute for
    Tar.  Look near the water and pick up the bottle on the sand. Look in your
    inventory and “bite” the cork off the bottle.
    
    Leave the shipwreck on you’ll be on the “Blood Island” map.  On the cliff,
    there is a lighthouse. Just a little left of the shipwreck is the
    clearing/forest. Below the volcano is “strange lights” where there is a feast
    going on. Below there we have a cemetery, right of that is the hotel.  To the
    left of the island is a lighthouse, and under the clearing is the beach. Quite
    a lot of locations, but their not as large as the ones on Plunder Island. Go to
    the clearing, which is left of the shipwreck.
    
    In the clearing, you will spot Elaine, after a small, scene, leave and head for
    the Strange Lights. You’ll learn that it’s a village, where a feast is going to
    start. Look for the big, block of Tofu and pick it up, now leave and head to
    the cemetery. In the Cemetery, go past the tomb stones until you see and arrow
    pointing LEFT. Go left and you’ll be in another scene (this scene has a dog in
    it). Pick up the chisel and the mallet near tombstone. Pick up the dog treats
    and the dog hair, and give the dog some dog treats, so he’ll bite you.
    
    Exit the cemetery and go to the windmill. Go get some pepper from the pepper
    plant. Go through the windmill door and go up to the barrel and pick up some
    sugar.
    
    
    Leave the windmill and go to the Hotel.  Talk to the old woman, Madame Xima 
    and speak to her about Fortune readings. She will give you 5 Tarot Cards. Get
    the cushion off the stool, and speak to the Bartender, who is suffering from a
    severe hangover. Pick up the broachers and look at the  recipe book, and look
    for a recipe which can cure a hangover and take the book. Look at the back door
    of the bar and open it. Inside, use the chisel on the massive cheese wheel (Now
    you know how Lagunathemoron gets his “Home made Cheese”)  and get the Big Whoop
    fridge magnet.  You will need to cure the hang-over of the bartender, the
    recipe book says you need some dog hair, an egg and pepper. You will just need
    the egg.
    
    Leave the hotel and go to the beach. Get the cushion from your inventory and
    place it on the rocks. Get out your mallet and use it on the tree with the egg
    on it. The egg will fall, and the cushion will break its fall. Pick up the egg
    and go back to the hotel. Give the Bartender the egg, the pepper and the dog
    hair, and he’ll make a hangover-cure. Speak to the bartender (You should get
    the Head B Clear bottle) and order a fruity drink. Pick up the umbrella you get
    and speak to the Bartender about everything, and order a grog. Use the Head B
    Clear on the grog and drink it.
    
    After a cut-scene, use the chisel on the coffin and you’ll hear some creepy
    noises. Pick up the nails from the coffin, and open the middle coffin in the
    middle….  To open up an old friend…. STAN! Stan only just got out of his tricky
    situation, since Guybrush locked him in a coffin back on Booty Island.  Speak
    to Stan about everything (Anyone notice that Stans speech and arms don’t move
    as fast as expected?) and leave. Re-enter and speak to Stan once again, once
    your done, leave.
    
    Return to the hotel. Pick up the empty jar.  Talk to Griswold Goodsoup (He is
    the bartender)  and talk about the Goodsoup family, and about being buried in
    the Goodsoup family crypt. Griswold won’t believe your related, so go up stairs
    and enter the first room on the left. Use the mallet on the nail and leave.
    Pick up the nail. Use Stan’s business card on the upper left door. Enter the
    room.  Pull the bed down and use the nails on the bed (sounds a bit…) and get
    the book.  Use the scissors on the porthole and speak to Griswold about family
    history. Order a grog and use Dead B Clear.  You’ll now be buried in the
    Goodsoup family crypt.
    
    In the Goodsoup Family Crypt, walk left and you’ll see a ghost. Look at the
    hole in the ceiling for a flashback. Talk to the ghost bride about everything
    and walk left. Pick up the crowbar and walk to the crack. Murray will make a
    “Great” appearance by falling through the ceiling.  Talk to Murray and look
    through the crack in the wall. Speak to Mort. Use the skeleton arm on  the
    lantern.  Put the lantern on the coffin, and  pick up Murray and use him on the
    lantern. Once Mort opens the crypt door, walk out and go to Stans.
    
    Ask Stan for a life insurance policy, give him the gold tooth  and go back to
    the Hotel. Go into the back room and get the Death Certificate and go back to
    Stan’s and give it to him.
    
    Go back to the Strange Lights/ Village and pick up the tofu if you haven’t
    already. Pick up the Auger and the measuring cup. Go up the path to the volcano
    and talk to lemonhead (remember him?) about everything. Go back down and use
    the auger on the Tofu. Use the Tofu-mask on Guybrush and go up the path again,
    the ceremony will start. You’ll learn that the volcano is a vegetarian, if it
    has anything what comes from an animal,  it’ll erupt. Use the cheese on the
    volcano and watch the scene.
    
    Go back to the hotel and use the cheese on the cooking pot. Pick up the cooking
    pot and go in to the hotel. Go upstairs and go in the upper left room and use
    the crowbar on the boarded wall and the bed.  The skeleton will go flying into
    the Goodsoup Family Crypt. Return to the Goodsoup family crypt and talk to the
    Ghost Bride, and she’ll give you her engagement band.
    
    Go to the windmill again. Enter the door and examine the barrel, Use the Jar on
    it and get the sugar water.
    
    Take the cooking pot back to Haggis McHutton and he’ll give you the  greasy
    hand lotion. Go to the Clearing and use the  scissors on the Jar lid which you
    got from the jar, and  put the jar of Sugar water on the tree stump. The flies
    will go in, so  use the jar lid on the jar to trap them.
    
    Go to the lighthouse and  put the lantern on the post.
    
    Go back down the beach and talk to the man, the lost Welshman. He will take you
    to Skull Island if you give him a compass. Use the measuring cup with the sea
    water, use the pin with the fridge magnet and use it on the cork and lastly,
    measuring cup, now give it to the Welshman.
    
    On Skull Island, go up the cliff and talk to the operator. He’ll let you go
    down, so do so. When Guybrush is falling, QUICKLY get out the umbrella and open
    it. Guybrush ill slowly drop onto the cave of the thieves. In the cave, speak
    to King Andrea and tell him you have a lot of money (The insurance policy) and
    he wants a game of cards with you. Guybrush will have a weak hand, so swap them
    for the 5 death cards Madame Xima gave you. You’ll get  the un-cursed diamond
    ring, and back on Blood Island. Go to the clearing and use the Grease lotion on
    Elaine’s ring. Use the uncursed ring on the engagement band and use it on
    Elaine. Watch the cut-scene….but all is not well….
    
    ****************************************************
    ACT FIVE : Kiss of the spider monkey!
    ****************************************************
    
    Talk to LeChuck about everything, he will decide to deal with you, and makes
    Guybrush in to a little child with one of the worst hangovers known to man. 
    Walk in to the fair and talk to the Dog, Dinghy Dog and “beg” him to guess your
    age and weight. Once you’ve won that little game,   choose the anchor as your
    prize. Push Dinghy Dog a few times so he will bite you and you’ll get some dog
    hair.  Use the anchor on the fake pie and put it on the stack.  Open the gate
    and walk near the stocks and tease the Rat so he will through a pie at you,
    you’ll get some meringue  Get the pepper mill from the ice cream truck and
    order a “plain” ice cream / Snow Cone.  Open your inventory  and use the dog
    hair, meringue,  Pepper and snow cone together and eat up.
    
    ****************************************************
    ACT SIX : Guybrush kicks butt once again!
    ****************************************************
    You are on LeChucks roller coaster of doom! Elaine has fiddled with the
    controls so you won’t go in the lava pits.  When you want to get off at a
    dirarama. Get the curser near the stage near the track and jump off….simple.  
    On the ship scene, jump off and  get the keg of rum.  If LeChuck comes, either
    wait until you get your feet set on fire, or use the pepper mill on him. Get
    the oil flask and stop off at the Monkey Island scene for a rope. Final stop,
    the ice scene. Use the rope with the oil and use the oil rope with the keg of
    rum. Use the keg of rum on the giant monkey. Wait for LeChuck and use the
    pepper on him.
    
    
    
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    9) WALKTRHOUGH (b) Mega Monkey
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    **********************************************
    ACT ONE : The Demise of the Zombie pirate Le Chuck
    **********************************************
    
    After been caught in the battle, Guybrush finds himself locked in a room with a
    pirate. The door is locked, meaning there is no escape. Move the mouse over to
    the pirate and when the curser goes RED, click and left the left mouse button.
    Click on the parrot icon, this will let Guybrush speak to the person. From now
    on, "Examine" is the skull icon, the Talk/Eat/Blow up is the parrot icon, and
    the hand icon is pick up/push/pull/open etc. Anyway, speak to the pirate. Feel
    free to talk to the pirate about anything, but if for some reason you want me
    to make you're decision for you, here is what you should do : Say that he
    doesn’t scare you, then ask him if he has a fake beard. Guybrush will now
    recognize the pirate as "Wally" from Monkey Island 2.
    
    Now say you're not in the mood for sales hype. Tell him he is a failure as a
    pirate, then feel free to choose which line, they all lead to the same event.
    Wally will now break to the floor in tears. Pick up the plastic hook which is
    on the floor and look at the back of the room, you should spot a ramrod, pick
    it up. RIGHT click the screen to bring up in inventory. You can experiment by
    reading Wally's leaflets, or blowing up the balloons. But what you should do is
    LEFT click the plastic hook and bring it over to the ramrod, to combine it to
    make a "Gaff".
    
    Click on the cannon and go to "Use Cannon" on the golden coin.
    --------------------
    MINI GAME : You are now controlling the cannon. Use the mouse to move and left
    click to fire a cannon. You're aim is to destroy the boats. This is really
    self-explanatory though, its not that hard to control. Sure, you might miss a
    few times, bit just fire a little bit higher or lower to get that perfect shot
    --------------------
    
    Once you have completed the mini game, go outside and move the curser towards
    the window until you see a red arrow, click it and Guybrush will look outside.
    There will be a debris. Get out the GAFF and pick it up. You should now get a
    Skeleton Arm and a Cutless. There is also a talking Skull called Murray. If you
    don't like Murray, you can always knock him off the wood.
    
    Go back inside the ship, by finding the red arrow and clicking it. Do you see
    the rope near the cannon? well get the Cutless out of you're inventory and drag
    it across to the rope and cut it. Now use the cannon again....and watch the
    cutscene.
    
    You'll find yourself in the treasure hold. Feel free to look around and examine
    the hilarious objects that LeChuck, the deadly ghost pirate has. Look for a
    brown bad on the floor, and pick it up. Behind it there is a diamond ring, pick
    it up. Now you're final puzzle of chapter 1  is to break out of there. Get the
    diamond ring and use it to cut a hole in the porthole.
    
    On shore, Guybrush will be re-united with his love, Elaine and his friend
    Wally. Guybrush gives Elaine the diamond ring, and she turns into stone. Cure
    ACT 2!
    
    **********************************************
    ACT TWO : The Curse gets worse
    **********************************************
    After the short scene, pick up the ember and walk to the right (or left) side
    of the screen until you see a red arrow. Double click and Guybrush will now be
    on Plunder Island's map.  Have a nice look-around. The town is Puerto Pollo,
    the beach is...a beach, the dark waters to the north is Danjer Cove, you should
    not go to any of them yet. Also note the fort, where Guybrush just came out of.
    Look for a swamp, towards the left of the map and enter it.
    
    You will find Murray once you enter, have a chat with him and enter the
    run-down ship. Pick up the paste.  Pick up the pin from the floor and watch a
    funny scene with Mort, whom you'll meet much later. You can put the pin back in
    the paper, so see Mort suffer some more. Once you have the win, use a nickel on
    the bubble gum machine to get some gum.
    
    You see the alligator? pull on its tongue and wait a few seconds for a familiar
    face, The Voodoo Lady. Talk to her about what happened. After a brief
    conversation, Guybrush remembers what he should've done, hide Elaine, but been
    the unfortunate he is, he forgotten and checks to see if she is still there. He
    goes back to the Voodoo Lady. Ask her about how to uncurse Elaine, and Blood
    Island, apparently, Guybrush has to go to Blood Island and uncurse Elaine, but
    to do that, he needs a map, a crew and a ship! Once done talking, leave.
    
    Once you are back on the Island Map, go to Puerto Pollo, the island town.  In
    right side of town, on the sea front is a building. Enter it and you will be in
     a barber shop. Talk to all the pirates about everything and leave. Go to the
    large building in the background, the theater and look for the coat. Open the
    pocket and get the glove, search the coat for some dandruff as well. Pick up
    the Magic Wand and use it on the hat and pick up the Ventriloquism book. Look
    at the chest, then the Blood Island sticker. Walk right and talk to Slappy
    Cromwell then leave. Apparently, Slappys travel agent has a map to Blood
    Island, and he is on the beach.
    
    Leave the theater and go back onto the island map and enter the beach. You
    cannot enter the beach without a Club Card, and seeing as you don't have one,
    go back to Puerto Pollo. Go back to the barbers and speak to the tall barber,
    Edward Van Helgan, Make sure you speak to him about your crew if you haven’t
    already. Use the glove on him, this will make Edward think you want a duel (Oh
    Oh!) and take you to the fields of Plunder Island. You have the choice of two
    guns, but whichever one you choose, you will always end up losing. Close the
    gun cases and there will be another case. Select it and Edward will get out two
    banjo's.
    
    -----------
    MINI GAME :  This is a game of memory : When Edward plays his Banjo, who will
    hit the last string, slower and longer (so you get a chance to remember it).
    When it is Guybrushes go, click on the string which Edward plucked last.
    Simple! after awhile, Edward will get mad and play the banjo in a rampage, pick
    up a gun and shoot the banjo. Now you have your first crew member.
    -----------
    
    Go back to the barbery Coast and talk to the man the chair, Captain Rottingham.
    You need to get rid of him, but his hairdo will not be ready for quite awhile.
    Wait until the big pirate, Haggis Muchutton, whom is cutting Rottinghams hair,
    wait until he places the comb down on the table and put the dandruff /head lice
    on the comb. After a short scene, ask Haggis if he can cut your hair and go in
    the chair. Use the handle and take the paperweight. Once Haggis has left, use
    the handle again until Guybrush can reach the scissors which are on the wall.
    Get the scissors. Once you get out of the chair, walk over to Cutthroat Bill
    and slap him several times (Hand icon on the verb coin) so he spits out the jaw
    breaker.  and pick up the jaw breaker which is near him.
    
    Leave the shop and walk to the left of town, until you get near Kenny, the
    lemonade seller. Take a look at the hedge and use the scissors on the flower.
    Now use the scissors on the undergrowth. You’ll find a new area, The Snake
    Crossing. Walk up a bit, and Guybrush will get eaten by a snake (THIS IS
    UNAVOIDABLE). The game rubs it in with all the items around the snake, but
    ignore them and pick up all the “stuff” in the snake. Now for your escape, get
    the ipecac flower and use it on the pancake syrup, now use the Ipecac Syrup on
    the snake.
    
    Guybrush will now be stuck in a tricky situation… Quicksand.  Combine the paper
    weight with one of the helium balloons. Guybrush should get the balloon with
    the paper weight out and it will start floating. Now, pick up  a thorn (right
    in front of Guybrush) and a hollow reed.   Combine both the reed and the thorn
    to make a peashooter thingy, Get the rope.  Blow the Balloon, so it is directly
    above the branch.  Now use the peashooter on the floating balloon.
    
    Guybrush will now be in Danjer Cove. This isn’t very interesting ….yet, so go
    back to Puerto Pollo and go in the chicken restaurant  and show the captain 
    your  reservation  (which you got from the Snake) Walk over to the quiet man
    (Skeleton) and push him, he will collapse, get the serrated bread knife from
    his back. Look at the chicken. Walk over to the biscuit barrel and get a
    biscuit, now eat it (You need to be in your inventory). This is the gross part,
    you will not get MAGGOTS!!! Ewww! Now use the maggots on the chicken, and swipe
    the Club Card from the bones.  Get the Pie Pan and biscuit cutter.  Talk to
    Captain Blond beard about everything, and go to the inventory and give him the
    gobstopper and some sum. When he blows a bubble, use the pin to knock the gold
    tooth out.    Now, you cannot leave the restaurant with the gold tooth, so chew
    some gum and you should get the Chewed Gum. Use the golden tooth on the chewed
    gum. Use your remaining helium balloon to inhale some helium, now chew the gum
    with the gold tooth in. The bubble with the gold tooth should fly out the
    window, walk out of the restaurant and use the pie pan on the mud.
    
    Remember Cutthroat Bill? He said he will join your crew when you show him some
    treasure. Show him the gold tooth you just got, and he’ll join your crew. You
    just need you more person, a ship and a map. Who else better to have as a crew
    member then Haggis? Ask Haggis to join your crew, after a few scenes of dialog,
    you will be on a hill, getting ready for a Caber toss. Haggis will beat you,
    you can beat him if you was stronger, or you had a lighter caber. After Haggis
    returns to the barbers,  go back on the hill (Anyone notice that you can
    examine the clock on the theater, and it will tell you the correct time?) and
    walk over to the sawhorse  and use the Serrated Bread Knife on it. A keg of rum
    will now fall, and some rum will pour out. Now, use the ember on the trail of
    rum, and a light trunk will fall down.  Talk to Haggis again and beat him at
    the caber toss. Well done, you have your third and final crew member.
    
    Go back on the hill and use the biscuit cutter on the second rubber tree. Use
    the paste on the Rubber you just got.  Exit Puerto Pollo and go to Danjer Cove
    (North of the map, it’s a dark area with a ship) and use the rubber on the hole
    in the boat, now use the boat.
    
    Exit Puerto Pollo and go to Danjer Cove (North of the map, it’s a dark area
    with a ship). Once there, go down the beach and use the boat.  Row to the
    pirate ship and get on board. You will have a not very  warm welcome. You’ll
    learn that the ship is property of “Le-“ but you’ll be interrupted before the
    rest of the name can be said, and get a choice of a punishment. Whatever you
    choose, your forced to walk the plank. Once Guybrush walks the plank, you’ll be
    back in your boat. Use the serrated Bread Knife on the plank.  Get onboard the
    ship once again, and this time you’ll be tarred and feathered.  If I was you,
    I’d have a mess on the island first, it is really funny when you are feathered
    and you enter locations. After you have had your fun, go to the chicken
    restaurant and Blondebeard will mistake you for El Diablo, and hit you. You’ll
    find yourself back on the Sea Cucumber (the ship with the monkeys) and you’ll
    be in the captains quarters. Use the ventriloquist book on LeChimp. (If you do
    not have the book, open the porthole and go in to the theater and use the magic
    wand on the hat.) Captain LeChimps lackey will leave the room, get out of the
    pan and grab the map. Now open up the porthole and leave.
    
    Go onto the Island Map and go on to the beach. Speak to the Cabana boy about
    everything, and show him your Club Card. Your are permitted to enter the beach,
    which is where Slappy’s estate agent is resting. You can see him on the beach,
    but the sand is far to hot for Guybrush. Pick up a towel and dunk it in the ice
    bucket, and use it on the Cabana boy.  Pick up another three towels from the
    trolley, and dip them in the ice bucket. Now  go to the bit where the sand is
    hot, and lay the three towels down, so they act as stepping stones. Speak to
    Palidor, whom is sunbathing, and talk to him about everything.  You will need
    Palidor to turn over, as he has the map to Blood Island on his back. Take his
    mug and leave. Return to Puerto Pollo and speak to Kenny, the lemonade seller
    and listen to his bottomless mug policy. Try this policy, and you’ll learn that
    Kenny, is a con-artist, who knows what the words Bottomless Mug  really mean.
    Now, swap Palidors mug with Kennys mug, and ask for some more lemonade. See the
    pitcher? Get it and fill it up with Dye (There is some dye nearby) and go back
    to the beach.  Pick up the cooking oil (Check near where the cabana boy used to
    be) . Walk over to Palidoor and give him the bottomless mug, and use the
    pitcher with  the dye in with it. When Palidoor turns over, use the cooking oil
    on the map on his back.
    
    There is one more thing you must do, and that is get Elaine back. We know that
    the Sea Cucumber got her earlier, and she is no where to be seen on the ship,
    you must try somewhere else. The monkeys have gone to see Speare at Puerto
    Pollo theater. Go there and go on stage, and you’ll find out that Slappy IS
    making a fool out of himself, this will give you sometime. Go up stairs and
    you’ll be in the control panel. Take a look at the treasure map you got from
    the Sea Cucumber and follow the instructions. This is tricky, I had a lot of
    goes before I did it just right. The correct combination is this, if you spot a
    mistake, or if this does not work, please say so, correcting me.
    
    BOTTOM RIGHT
    TOP LEFT
    MIDDLE LEFT                                                                    
      This was my code when doing this
    MIDDLE BOTTOM                                                               
    and I doubt that the code changes
    MIDDLE RIGHT                                                                   
    on different games.
    TOP RIGHT
    TOP RIGHT
    MIDDLE RIGHT
    BOTTOM LEFT
    
    If you entered that code, you will see a “X” on the grave stone on stage, that
    is where Elaine is buried. Use the chicken grease you got from the chicken
    bucket, and use it on the cannon balls. Go on stage and use the shovel on the
    grave. You now have a map, a ship, three crew members and Elaine. Now its
    ship-Sail to Blood Island.
    
    ++++++++++++++++++++CHANGE OF DISC++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    When the Sea Cucumber leaves Danjer Cove, you will get a message, please insert
    disc 2. you simply have to take Disc 1 of the game out, and put Disc 2 in. If
    Disc 2 does not go, I suggest loading from your last save and try again, if
    not, please check your copy and the shop you got it from…. That’s all the
    advice I can give you. Sorry.
    
    **********************************************
    ACT THREE : Three Sheets to the wind!
    **********************************************
    As soon as the third act starts, Captain Rottingham will jump onboard your ship
    and demand for the map to Blood Island. The Captain and Guybrush have a small
    round of sword fighting, but Guybrush hands the map over.
    Act 3 is split into two stages, the first is ship combat, and the second is
    sword fighting.
    
    Ship Combat : This is action-based. You are controlling the Sea Cucumber, and
    is sailing on the sea near Plunder Island, enemy ships are coming at you, and
    one at a time you can fight them in close-up sea combat. In this combat, you
    must navigate with the left mouse button, in the same way as you'd control
    Guybrush, and the right mouse button will fire cannons, and will damage the
    ship. Once Guybrush has one the combat, you just onboard of the enemy ship and
    give them a round of insult sword fighting. The cannons you start with are a
    bit weak, and you must get them upgraded. Kenny the Foul mouth sells Cannons
    instead of Lemonade, no strings attached this time, but his prices are high,
    once you have defeated a enemy at both ship combat and sword fighting, you will
    get some booty/treasure which you can exchange for cannons. Once you have
    defeated a pirate at ship combat, and win a swordfight and wish to fight them
    again, you don't have to go through a sea battle. There are two modes to Ship
    Combat, an easy and hard. Haggis will ask you for your choice after he sings a
    song, if you don't want any help, it is much harder and much more fun, but if
    you select easy, its a breeze. Don't bother going straight for Captain
    Rottingham, your not powerful enough, try going for pirates, starting with "Not
    so furious" pirates, you know, ones which aren't much of a challenge. You'll
    need to get the best cannons to stand a good chance of beating Rottingham.
    Every time you win a battle, and have money, I suggest buying better cannons.
    To success in this, in combat, chase your opponent around, and corner them, and
    when you have the chance, fire the cannons. Don't worry, your ship can fire at
    both sides, but only fire at the side which needs firing. Your cannons aren't
    like a pistol from Tomb Raider, you need to give the cannons a few seconds to
    re-load, so in that time, you can chase or run, depending on the situation.
    
    Sword Fighting : Remember the sword fighting on The Secret of Monkey Island?
    Yes? The sword fighting on here is just like that, if No, well here is what its
    all about. Monkey Island 1,3 and 4 have Sword fighting sequences, but it is not
     a fighting mini game, however, it’s a insult game. Your character, or the
    enemy says a insult , and your enemy or yourself has to counter that insult, so
    it insults the opponent more then yourself. If your enemy said “I have met
    monkeys more polite then you”, you would say “Glad to hear you attended your
    family reunion”. You wouldn’t say “How appropriate, you fight like a cow” or
    that is just wrong, and does not make any sense at all. The Curse of Monkey
    Island version is not all insult,  you have to RHYME your insult, like if your
    opponent said “When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.”,
    you would reply “At least mine can be identified”. Do you see what I mean?
    However, all pirates in The Curse of Monkey Island are like this, but Captain
    Rottingham doesn’t rhyme, he just says an insult which has not been used by any
    other swordsman. Once you have won someone at a swordfight, you get their
    treasure and you can guy cannons at Puerto Pollo. The Sword fighting is best
    out of three, if Guybrush gets the opponent 3 times, he has won, if the
    opponent gets him 3 times, he’s lost, this changes to best out of 5 against
    Captain Rottingham. If you get one over your opponent when their do the insult,
    its your turn to do the insult, and if the opponent gets over you, its their
    turn to insult. It is sometimes best to let your opponent counter, as you can
    memorize their  move.  In the Captain Rottingham battle, He fires all the
    insults, and Guybrush has to counter them. In Insult Sword fighting, if your
    opponent goes to fast, you can always ask them to repeat what they just said.
    It is highly recommended that you fight the same pirates over again, you’d be
    getting a lot more answers and insults. If you lose at a Insult Sword Fight,
    you don’t have to go through the sea battle again, nor do you loose your
    treasure.
    
    For ship combat, you will be fighting a wide verity of ships. I have made a
    crappy table, to show some stats.
    
    These are the stats if you choose you like a tough sea battle.
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    |      SHIP                   |    DIFFICULTY |    Recommended Cannons         
                                                                |
    | __NAME ______|__out of
    5_____|__________________________________________________|
    |Captain Rottingham|           4               |                 
    Destructomatic T-47                                                            
     |
    |    Glass Bottom       |             1             |           Weak Cannons   
                                                                              |
    |really not fearsome |            2              |            Weak Cannons     
                                                                           |
    |     semi Fearsome   |             2              |            Buccaneer’s
    Buddy                                                                     |
    |     Midly Fearsome|             3              |               Ouch-Master   
                                                                             |
    |    Pretty Fearsome |             3              |                 Ouch-Master
                                                                              |
    |      Fearsome           |             4             |               
    Ouch-Master /  Hole Maker Deluxe                                      |
    |  Really Fearsome   |             4             |                 Mr. Massacre
                                                                             |
    |___________________________________________________________________________ _|
    
    These are the stats if you asked for help.
    -----______________________________________________________________________________
    |      SHIP                   |    DIFFICULTY |    Recommended Cannons         
                                                                |
    | __NAME ______|__out of
    5_____|__________________________________________________|
    |Captain Rottingham|           4               |                 
    Destructomatic T-47                                                            
     |
    |    Glass Bottom       |             1             |           Weak Cannons   
                                                                              |
    |really not fearsome |            1             |            Weak Cannons      
                                                                          |
    |     semi Fearsome   |             1              |            Buccaneer’s
    Buddy                                                                     |
    |     Midly Fearsome|             2              |               Ouch-Master   
                                                                             |
    |    Pretty Fearsome |             2              |                 Ouch-Master
                                                                              |
    |      Fearsome           |             2             |               
    Ouch-Master /  Hole Maker Deluxe                                      |
    |  Really Fearsome   |             3             |                 Mr. Massacre
                                                                             |
    |___________________________________________________________________________ _|
    
    The insult Sword Fighting is split up in to two parts, the first is the Pirate
    Sword fighting, and the second is Captain Rottingham. The Pirate Sword fighting
    is the main one, where you use the insults, but in the Captain Rottingham one,
    you must fight a much harder sword fight battle, and the captain will throw
    insults which you haven’t learned yet. I have made a insult list for the pirate
    section, next will be Captain Rottingham.
    
    (PIRATE SWORD FIGHTING INSULTS)
    
    Insult : Every enemy I’ve met I’ve annihilated!
    Response :  With your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.
    
    Insult : I’ll skewer you like a sow at a buffet!
    Response : Once I’m done with you, You’ll be a boneless fillet.
    
    Insult : Your about as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
    Response : I look that much like your fiancée?
    
    Insult : You’re the ugliest monster ever created!
    Response : Not counting the ones you dated.
    
    Insult : When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified!
    Response : At least mine can be identified.
    
    Insult : Killing you will be justifiable homicide
    Response : Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
    
    Insult : En Guarde, Touché!
    Response : Oh, that’s so Clecia.
    
    Insult : I have never seen such clumsy swordplay!
    Response : You would have, but your always running away.
    
    Insult : Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified!
    Response : Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
    
    Insult :  I’ll leave you devastated, Mutilated and perforated.
    Response : You’re odor alone leaves me aggravated, Agitated and Fumigated.
    
    Insult :  throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated.
    Response :  Too bad there fabricated.
    
    Insult : You’re ugly
    Response : What an amateur insult
    
    Insult : You’re Stupid
    Response : What an amateur insult.
    
    Insult : Heaven preserve me! You look like something that’s died.
    Response : The only way you’ll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
    
    Insult : I can’t rest til’ you’ve been exterminated.
    Response : Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
    
    Insult : Would you like to be buried or cremated?
    Response : With you around, I prefer to be fumigated.
    
    (CAPTAIN ROTTINGHAM INSULTS)
    
    Insult : My attacks have left entire islands de-populated
    Response : Wit your breath, I’m sure they all suffocated.
    
    Insult : You are a disgrace to your species, You are so undignified.
    Response : At least mine can be identified.
    
    Insult : Your looks will make pigs nauseated.
    Response :  If you don’t count the ones you’ve dated.
    
    Insult : I have never lost a Melee.
    Response : You would have, but your always running away.
    
    Insult : Sometimes I am dogged and rentless to my prey.
    Response : Then be a good boy, sit! Stay!
    
    Insult : your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day!
    Response : Once I’m done with YOU, You’ll be a boneless fillet.
    
    Insult : Never before have I met someone so sissified.
    Response : Is that your face? I thought it was your backside.
    
    Insult : your mother wears a toupee
    Response : Oh that’s so cliché.
    
    Insult : When I’m done with you, your body will be rotted and purified.
    Response : Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
    
    Insult : My skills with my sword is highly venerated.
    Response : Too bad their all fabricated.
    
    Insult : Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
    Response : I could, if you would use some breath spray.
    
    Insult : I can’t tell which of my traits has you mostly intimidated.
    Response : Your odor alone makes me aggravated, Agitated and Infuriated.
    
    Insult : I give you a choice, would you like to be gutted or decapitated?
    Response : With you around, I prefer to be fumigated.
    
    Insult : Your stench would make a outhouse cleaner irritated.
    Response : Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
    
    Insult : Nothing on this earth can save your hide!
    Response : The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
    
    
    Insult : You have the sex appeal of a Shai-Per
    Response : I look that much like your fiancé?
    
    That is it. Use those above insults and responses and you should be on the way
    of getting your map.
    
    The Pirate Song : After Captain Rottingham leaves your ship at the start of the
    act, Cutthroat Bill, Edward Van Helgan and Haggis McHuttun will start singing a
    song. This is a great song, choose all the options. To end this song, you need
    to listen to a few verses, and when the option for the line “We’ll surely avoid
    scurvy if we all eat an orange!” comes up, and choose that.
    
    ****************************************************
    ACT FOUR : The Bartender, The Thieves, His Aunt and her lover
    ****************************************************
    
    There is a sea storm, Cutthroat Bill and Edward try they best to make the ship
    safe and sound, Guybrush is steering the ship and Haggis is holding onto his
    kilt. During the storm, The Sea Cucumber gets shipwrecked… .and ends up on
    Blood Island. Finally….  Your finally  there. Edward and Cutthroat Bill are
    busy re-pairing the ship, and Haggis is sat nearby. Speak to Haggis, and he
    says he and the boys want to go back to been barbers on Plunder Island, and
    won’t go with Guybrush any further, no matter what you say. Talk to him about
    the lotion. He won’t let you have the location, until you find a substitute for
    Tar.  Look near the water and pick up the bottle on the sand. Look in your
    inventory and “bite” the cork off the bottle.
    
    Leave the shipwreck on you’ll be on the “Blood Island” map.  On the cliff,
    there is a lighthouse. Just a little left of the shipwreck is the
    clearing/forest. Below the volcano is “strange lights” where there is a feast
    going on. Below there we have a cemetery, right of that is the hotel.  To the
    left of the island is a lighthouse, and under the clearing is the beach. Quite
    a lot of locations, but their not as large as the ones on Plunder Island. Go to
    the clearing, which is left of the shipwreck.
    
    In the clearing, you will spot Elaine, after a small, scene, leave and head for
    the Strange Lights. You’ll learn that it’s a village, where a feast is going to
    start. Look for the big, block of Tofu and pick it up, now leave and head to
    the cemetery. In the Cemetery, go past the tomb stones until you see and arrow
    pointing LEFT. Go left and you’ll be in another scene (this scene has a dog in
    it). Pick up the chisel and the mallet near tombstone. Pick up the dog hair,
    and give the dog the maggoty biscuit you got from Plunder Island, so he’ll bite
    you.
    
    Exit the cemetery and go to the windmill. Go get some pepper from the pepper
    plant.
    
    Leave the windmill and go to the Hotel.  Talk to the old woman, Madame Xima 
    and speak to her about Fortune readings. She will give you 1 Death Card. Speak
    to her again for another card, until you have 5 Death Cards. Get the cushion
    off the stool, and speak to the Bartender, who is suffering from a severe
    hangover. Pick up the broachers and look at the  recipe book, and look for a
    recipe which can cure a hangover and take the book. Look at the back door of
    the bar and open it. Inside, use the chisel on the massive cheese wheel (Now
    you know how Lagunathemoron gets his “Home made Cheese”)  and get the Big Whoop
    fridge magnet.   You will need to cure the hang-over of the bartender, the
    recipe book says you need some dog hair, an egg and pepper. You will just need
    the egg.
    
    Leave the hotel and go to the beach. Get the cushion from your inventory and
    place it on the rocks. Get out your mallet and use it on the tree with the egg
    on it. The egg will fall, and the cushion will break its fall. Pick up the egg
    and go back to the hotel. Give the Bartender the egg, the pepper and the dog
    hair, and he’ll make a hangover-cure. Speak to the bartender (You should get
    the Head B Clear bottle) and order a fruity drink. Pick up the umbrella you get
    and speak to the Bartender about everything, and order a grog. Use the Head B
    Clear on the grog and drink it.
    
    After a cut-scene, use the chisel on the coffin and you’ll hear some creepy
    noises. Pick up the nails from the coffin, and open the middle coffin in the
    middle….  To open up an old friend…. STAN! Stan only just got out of his tricky
    situation, since Guybrush locked him in a coffin back on Booty Island.  Speak
    to Stan about everything (Anyone notice that Stans speech and arms don’t move
    as fast as expected?) and leave. Re-enter and speak to Stan once again, once
    your done, leave.
    
    
    
    Return to the hotel. Pick up the empty Jar.  Talk to Griswold Goodsoup (He is
    the bartender)  and talk about the Goodsoup family, and about being buried in
    the Goodsoup family crypt. Griswold won’t believe your related, so go up stairs
    and enter the first room on the left. Use the mallet on the nail and leave.
    Pick up the nail and the portrait. Use Stan’s business card on the upper left
    door. Enter the room.  Pull the bed down and use the nails on the bed (sounds a
    bit…) and get the book. Use the scissors on the portrait so you get the face.
    Use it on the porthole and go downstairs. Get mirror and go back up. Go back in
    the first left room and Griswold should come up, speak to him. Go back down and
    talk about the family. Order a grog and use Head B Clear on it, drink it and
    you’ll be in the Goodsoup family crypt.
    
    In the Goodsoup Family Crypt, walk left and you’ll see a ghost. Look at the
    hole in the ceiling for a flashback. Talk to the ghost bride about everything
    and walk left. Pick up the crowbar and walk to the crack. Murray will make a
    “Great” appearance by falling through the ceiling.  Talk to Murray and look
    through the crack in the wall. Speak to Mort. Use the paste on the skeleton arm
    and use it on the lantern. Put the lantern on the coffin, and  pick up Murray
    and use him on the lantern. Once Mort opens the crypt door, walk out and go to
    Stans.
    
    Ask Stan for a life insurance policy, give him the gold tooth  and go back to
    the Hotel. Go into the back room and get the Death Certificate and go back to
    Stan’s and give it to him.
    
    Go back to the Strange Lights/ Village and pick up the tofu if you haven’t
    already. Pick up the Auger and the measuring cup. Go up the path to the volcano
    and talk to lemonhead (remember him?) about everything. Go back down and use
    the auger on the Tofu. Use the Tofu-mask on Guybrush and go up the path again,
    the ceremony will start. You’ll learn that the volcano is a vegetarian, if it
    has anything what comes from an animal,  it’ll erupt. Use the cheese on the
    volcano and watch the scene.
    
    Go back to the hotel and use the cheese on the cooking pot. Pick up the cooking
    pot and go in to the hotel. Go upstairs and go in the upper left room and use
    the crowbar on the boarded wall and the bed.  The skeleton will go flying into
    the Goodsoup Family Crypt. Return to the Goodsoup family crypt and talk to the
    Ghost Bride, and she’ll give you her engagement band.
    
    Go to the windmill again. Enter the door and examine the barrel, Use the Jar on
    the barrel and get the sugar water.
    
    Take the cooking pot back to Haggis McHutton and he’ll give you the  greasy
    hand lotion. Go to the Clearing and use the  scissors on the Jar lid which you
    got from the jar, and  put the jar of Sugar water on the tree stump. The flies
    will go in, so  use the jar lid on the jar to trap them.
    
    Go to the lighthouse and  put the lantern on the post. Use the mirror you have
    on the lighthouse.
    
    Go back down the beach and talk to the man, the lost Welshman. He will take you
    to Skull Island if you give him a compass. Use the measuring cup with the sea
    water, use the pin with the fridge magnet and use it on the cork and lastly,
    measuring cup, now give it to the Welshman.
    
    On Skull Island, go up the cliff and talk to the operator. He’ll let you go
    down, so do so. When Guybrush is falling, QUICKLY get out the umbrella and open
    it. Guybrush ill slowly drop onto the cave of the thieves. In the cave, speak
    to King Andrea and tell him you have a lot of money (The insurance policy) and
    he wants a game of cards with you. Guybrush will have a weak hand, so swap them
    for the 5 death cards Madame Xima gave you. You’ll get  the un-cursed diamond
    ring, and back on Blood Island. Go to the clearing and use the Grease lotion on
    Elaine’s ring. Use the uncursed ring on the engagement band and use it on
    Elaine. Watch the cut-scene….but all is not well….
    
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    ACT FIVE : Kiss of the spider monkey!
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    Talk to LeChuck about everything, he will decide to deal with you, and makes
    Guybrush in to a little child with one of the worst hangovers known to man. 
    Walk in to the fair and talk to the Dog, Dinghy Dog and “beg” him to guess your
    age and weight. Once you’ve won that little game,  choose the anchor as your
    prize. Use the shaving cream on the pie pan to make a fake pan. Put the anchor
    in the pie. Push Dinghy Dog a few times so he will bite you and you’ll get some
    dog hair. Open the gate and walk near the stocks and tease the Rat so he will
    through a pie at you, you’ll get some meringue  Get the pepper mill from the
    ice cream truck and order a “plain” ice cream / Snow Cone.  Open your inventory
     and use the dog hair, meringue,  Pepper and snow cone together and eat up.
    
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    ACT SIX : Guybrush kicks butt once again!
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    You are on LeChucks roller coaster of doom! Elaine has fiddled with the
    controls so you won’t go in the lava pits.  When you want to get off at a
    dirarama. Get the curser near the stage near the track and jump off….simple.  
    On the ship scene, jump off and  get the keg of rum.  If LeChuck comes, either
    wait until you get your feet set on fire, or use the pepper mill on him. Get
    the oil flask and stop off at the Monkey Island scene for a rope. Final stop,
    the ice scene. Use the rope with the oil and use the oil rope with the keg of
    rum. Use the keg of rum on the giant monkey. Wait for LeChuck and use the
    pepper on him.
    
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    10) VERSION HISTORY
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    1.0 ) Just started it. You are reading it now. The walkthrough is at the start
    of act 4..  I did a HUGE spell check. I put in a lot of work, like islands,
    characters and song lyrics etc.
    
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    11) CREDITS
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    Lucasarts : For making this fabulous game!
    CjayC (Jeff) : For letting me contribute my work to his site.
    James Wardle/ Lagunathemoron : Me... I wrote it, so I deserve to be here.
    Joey JoJo Jr  : Thanks for the F.A.Q questions ;)
    Weird Monkey Farmer : Thanks for the F.A.Q Questions
    Dark Penguin - Thanks for the F.A.Q Questions.
    Lucasarts : For making this game
    The Curse of Monkey Island manual : For giving out information on who played
    who.
    Hylianhero: For helping me format this.
    
    ( C ) Lagunathemoron/James Wardle 2001
    

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