Subject: Monkey Island 3 Walkthrough here!!
From: (The Insane One)
Date: Fri, 14 Nov 97 15:16:37 GMT

The Curse of Monkey Island Walkthrough
Written by _lunatic ( 14 Nov 97
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author prohibited.  This text is Copyright, 1997

All characters (and the name of the game itself) belong to Lucasarts.  Kudos 
to them for another great adventure (although it was a bit easy/short).

This is in a very primitive form, because it's late and I want to go to bed, I 
may have missed bits, but I think I covered everything.  It also hasn't been 
spellchecked, or checked for typos, live with it.  Any major problems, feel 
free to email me.  Enjoy!!

pick up the ramrod, talk to the small pirate (wally), once he's crying on the 
floor, get the hook, use it on the ramrod, use the cannon, sink the skeletons, 
look out the window, use the ramrod/hook combo on the flotation device, talk 
to murray if you want.  go back inside, cut the rop holding the cannon to the 
wall with the sword, and fire the cannon.

pick up the bag, and the ring, use the ring on the porthole.

pick up the ember, go to the swampy area in the middle left of the map, talk 
to murray, go inside, use nickels on gum machine, get the paste (only there if 
in hard mode), pull the pin out of the voodoo doll, pull the alligators 
tongue, talk to the voodoo woman.  Go to the town, go into the stage door of 
the theatre, get the glove, dandruff(lice), wand, use wand on hat, get book, 
go into the theater and talk to both performers, leave, go to barbers, 
(easy-pick up gobstopper), (hard-push Cutthroat Bill twice, pick up 
gobstopper), use lice on comb when haggis puts it down, get a haircut, use the 
handle, get the rock, use the handle, try to grab scissors, repeat handle/grab 
until you get the scissors, leave, go to the area with the lemonade 
stand/chicken restaurant, use the scissors on the flowers between the two 
shops, use the scissors on teh undergrowth, go through, examine the sign, pick 
up everything at your feet on the left (3 pickups), use flower in maple syrup, 
use mixture on snake head.

get reed, get thorn, use balloon on rock, blow baloon, use thorn on reed, 
shoot balloon, get rope, go to chicken restaurant, talk to blondebeard, get 
biscuit, push customer, get knife, give gobstopper to blondebeard, give gum to 
blondebeard, pop the bubble with the pin

Easy- get card form table, get the tooth, go back to barbers.

Hard- eat biscuit, use maggots on chicken, get card, chew gum, get tooth, use 
tooth with chewed gum, inhale balloon, chew gum with tooth, get biscuit cutter 
and pan, leave, use pan on puddle, return to barbers.

use the glove on van helgen, close the middle box and select the banjo, take 
note of the single notes he plays at the end of each piece, you have to repeat 
them.  once he starts playing the banjo behind his head, pick up a gun and 
shoot the banjo.  you'll be back at the barbers, show the tooth to Bill, then 
return to the area where you dueled, go to the grassy knoll, cut the sawhorse 
with the bread knife, light the rum with the ember, (hard -use the biscuit 
cutter on the other rubber tree), return to the barbers and talk to haggis, 
you'll win the caber toss, then go to the cabana.  

show the cabana boy your card, get three towels, use them in the ice bucket, 
go to the beach.  try to walk towards the guy at the end of the beach, then 
use towels on hot sand until all three are down.  talk to palido, get the mug, 
leave through the gate. go to the lemonade stand, swap mugs, buy lemonade, get 
pitcher, use pitcher in dye vats, return to cabana, get towel, use towel in 
ice bucket, use wet towel on cabana boy, get oil, go to beach, put mug on 
palido's stomach, use pitcher on mug, use oil on his back.

go to danjer cove, use the paste on the piece of rubber tree, put it in the 
hole, use the boat, go to the pirate ship, use breadknife on plank, climb up, 
you'll end up tarred and feathered, return to the chicken restaurant, you'll 
end up onboard the ship, use the ventriloquism book on the chimp, open the 
window, escape.  go to the theatre, go upstairs.

Easy- push lever, push buttons, an X will appear and you will leave the 

Hard - push lever, push buttons in this order (assume numbering from numeric 
keypad) 374269961, the x will appear and you will leave the lights area.

Use the chicken grease on the cannonballs, then go out and use the shovel.

Part 3

Go with the pirates singing, until you get the line ending in orange, this 
will stump them.  choose your preferred combat option (easy/hard), then 
examine the map.  choose a ship and attack it, once onboard use insults you 
don't know the answer to first, so you have the chance to hear the correct 
responses.  Once you win a combat, return to port and upgrade your cannons, 
then repeat.  Once you feel strong enough, take on rottenbaum, you have to 
choose the response from those you've gathered which is most appropriate to 
his insults, which are all different to the ones the other pirates were using.

Part 4

pick up the bottle in the sand (hard-bite the bottle), go to the cemetery, go 
to the gravediggers hut (left), pick up the chisel and mallet, get hair off 
dog, (easy- get biscuits and give them to dog), (hard-give biscuit from 
chicken restaurant to dog), go to the hotel, go inside, talk to madame xima 
until you have 5 death cards, open the door and go into the back room, use the 
chisel on the cheese, get fridge magnet, go back to main room, get cushion 
from far bar stool, get recipe book, read it, go to beach, use cushion on 
rocks, use mallet on tree, get egg, go to windmill, get pepper, return to 
hotel, give egg, pepper, and dog hair to bartender, talk to him, order a drink 
with an umbrella, use the chisle on the hangover cure, use the hangover cure 
with drink, drink the drink.  use chisel on coffin lid, get nails, open the 
other coffin (with the chisel), talk to stan, leave, go back in, get insurance 
policy, return to hotel, go upstairs, go into first room. bang nail with 
mallet. go out, get nail. (hard-get portrait, use scissors on portrait, use 
outside of portrait on first door, use businsess cad on far door).  enter far 
room, pull bed, use nails on bed, use single nail on bed, get and read the 
book, (hard-return to first room, look through porthole), go downstairs, talk 
to bartender about being part of the family (hard- get mirror, use face in 
mirror frame), get jar, use chisel on jar lid, go back to the village (strange 
lights), get tofu and cup, use chisle on tofu, wear tofu, go to volcano and 
talk to lemonhead, after ceremony throw cheese into volcano, return to 
windmill, (hard-use umbrella on windmill panes), fill jar and mug from the 
barrel, go to beach, talk to haggis about the bottle until he tells you they 
need tar, return to outside hotel an dput cheese in pot, take pot tohaggis, 
get lotion, go to clearing (where elaine is), put jar on stump, put lid on 
jar, use lubricant on elaines finger, take ring, go to lighthouse, use 
'lantern' on lantern stand (hard -use mirror on mirror), return to hotel, buy 
drink, mix it with hangover cure, drink it, talk to ghost, go left, get 
crowbar, move towards crack, pickup murray, look through crack, (hard-use 
paste on skeleton arm), use skeleton arm on lantern, go back, use lantern on 
coffin lid, use murray on lantern, return to hotel, go into back room, get 
death certificate, go upstairs, go to far room, use crowbar on boarded hole, 
use crowbar on bed, get ring, go to stans, cash in policy, go to beach, talk 
to ferryman, use magnet on pin, usepin on cork, use cork/pin on mug, give 
compass to ferryman, go to skull island, talk to winch operator, go down, use 
the umbrella when you're falling, talk to the pirates, play poker, use tarot 
cards on weak hand, go to clearing, use diamond on ring, put ring on elaines 

talk to lechuck until you can end the conversation, open the door.  talk to 
dinghy dog about competition, ask him to guess your age, get the anchor, 
(easy-put anchor in meringe pie), (hard-use shaving cream on pie pan, put 
anchor in piepan), make rat fire the cannon, open gate, look through hole, 
push dinghy dog until he bites you, go right, get pepper, ask for snow cone, 
use meringue, pepper, and hair on cone, eat it.

Stop at first stop, get fallen rope.  at second stop, get keg of rum,  at 
third stop (easy- get flask of oil) (hard-open lantern, blow lantern, get 
flask of oil), at fourth stop, go up the ice path, use keg on monkey, use oil 
on rope, use rope on keg, when lechuck appears use pepper on him. : Eternally mad, always crazy.
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