___________      .__        __                  
                \__    ___/______|__| ____ |  | _____.__. ______
                  |    |  \_  __ \  |/ ___\|  |/ <   |  |/  ___/
                  |    |   |  | \/  \  \___|    < \___  |\___ \ 
                  |____|   |__|  |__|\___  >__|_ \/ ____/____  >
                                         \/     \/\/         \/ 
Guide through: The Curse of Monkey Island 
 
Version 1.0 
 
 
 
                                                                  GEN00000001
 
=============================================================================
Introduction 
=============================================================================
 
Hello boys and girls. Welcome to this FAQ. 
 
I must note that this FAQ is an automated conversion into TXT for a FAQ 
that is originally written in HTML. Therefore this version may not contain 
the full setup the FAQ was written in. If I would have used some 
screenshots to make my point acros they will (of course) not be visible 
here. The reason you probably see this FAQ is because you accessed it from 
a site that does not allow to write FAQs in HTML. 
If you want to see the true version of this FAQ with everything shown as it 
should, please access the FAQ from http://faq.tbbs.nl 
 
First of all a quick note on how I write FAQs/Walkthroughs. 
I live with the idea that playing a game from start to finish constantly 
checking a walkthrough beside you is NOT gaming. Therefore I try to set up 
my FAQs that way that you only have to check my guide if you are hopelessly 
stuck (which happens even to the best gamers). 
For that very reason I index my FAQ pretty thouroughly. Please check out in 
the index which part of the game you are stuck in. 
Then take note of the number written behind the section. Open a search 
request (Ctrl-F in Windows and most Linux distros, Command-F (or Apple-F) 
if you like on MacOS X. If you use a Windows Keyboard on a Mac it's 
WindowsLogo-F). Put the number in there and search and you should hit the 
section the explanation of your problem is written in. 
 
 
Then a quick note on symbols much lines begin with in this FAQ 
- If you see this, it means you just entered a new room. Much RPGs and 
  adventure games have their dungeons (and towns) divided in such rooms. 
  You'll quickly pick up what I mean by "room". Some games (like Wild Arms 
  3,4,5 and Alter Code F) have their rooms numbered and shown for you to 
  see. If this FAQ handles such a game I will use that number in stead so 
  you can search your problem A LOT easier. 
  = You will also see a lot that start with this mark 
  = That that I'm just summing up what you must do in that room action by 
    action. This way you have (in my humble opinion) the best view on what 
    you must do. 
 
Basically that covers everything. 
 
 
=============================================================================
Index 
=============================================================================

   General stuff
    Introduction  ............................................... GEN00000001
    Playing this game in modern times  .......................... GEN00000002
    Mega Monkey???  ............................................. GEN00000003
    Planned updates  ............................................ GEN00000004


   Walkthrough Disc 1 (Normal Mode)
    Part One: Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck  .............. DK100000001
    Part Two: Curse got Worse  .................................. DK100000002


   Walkthrough Disc 2 (Normal Mode)
    Part Three: Three sheets to the Wind (& and the fight insults DK200000001
    Part Four: The bartender, the thieves, his aunt and her lover DK200000002
    Part Five: Kiss of the spider monkey  ....................... DK200000003
    Part Six: Guybrush kicks butt, once again  .................. DK200000004


   Walkthrough Disc 1 (Mega-Monkey)
    Part One: Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck  .............. MM100000001
    Part Two: The Curse gets Worse  ............................. MM100000002


   Walkthrough Disc 2 (Mega-Monkey)
    Part Two: Three Sheets to the Wind  ......................... MM200000001
    Part Four: The bartender, the thieves, his aunt and her lover MM200000002
    Part Five: Kiss of the spider monkey  ....................... MM200000003
    Part Six: Guybrush kicks butt, once again  .................. MM200000004


   More Stuff
    Item List  .................................................. MRE00000001


   Final Notes
    Copyrights and permissions  ................................. END00000001
    How do you contact me?  ..................................... END00000002



 
 
                                                                  GEN00000002
=============================================================================
Playing this game in modern times 
=============================================================================
This game is an oldie. Therefore I recommend emulators in order to play the 
game. What I must note though is that this game is a CD-ROM game containing 
two discs. Not all emulators support disc changes, especially not when the 
host in UNIX based (like Linux or MacOS X). 
But never fear the solution is here. 
 
The emulator I recommend is ScummVM which can be downloaded free of charge 
from http://www.scummvm.org 
Download and install it. Then create a folder on your harddrive and copy 
ALL datafiles from both discs in that folder and direct ScummVM into that 
folder. 
That should do the trick. 
 
 
                                                                  GEN00000003
=============================================================================
Mega Monkey??? 
=============================================================================
The game has two settings. Normal and Mega-Monkey. Mega-Monkey is basically 
the same as normal only a few puzzles have been rendered harder and 
sometimes there are even a few more added. 
 
When you play this game for the first time I recommend the normal mode 
(which is really hard on itself. Don't confuse it with the easy mode in 
Monkey Island 2). If you completed that and you want to play it again with 
a challenge, the Mega-Monkey is a very nice one. 
Most puzzles are the same, only a few puzzles are harder or more expanded. 
So you may still get stuck in Mega-Monkey even after completing normal 
mode. 
 
I decided to make this Walkthrough in two versions in this very file. 
The first version is about the normal mode, the second version handles the 
Mega-Monkey mode. 
 
 
 
                                                                  GEN00000004
=============================================================================
Planned updates 
=============================================================================
This is the first set up of this FAQ. A few updates have been planned 
- First of all, making sure that all sword fighting insults are covered. 
- If there are any errors, they will (of course) be fixed. 
- A few screenshots might be added to the HTML version of this FAQ (but no 
  promises there yet). 
 
 
                                                                  DK100000001
=============================================================================
Part One: Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck 
=============================================================================
Objective: Escape from this ship 
=============================================================================
Well, after the introduction we begin the game in trouble immediately. 
Starting the game on a ship of LeChuck's is quite impressive eh? 
Well, no use moping about it. Let's get to work on how to get outta here :) 
- = Pick up the ramrod from the wall 
  = Talk to Wally (the small pirate) 
  Now say the next things to him 
  = I'm Guybrush Threepwood, who are you? 
  = Can I borrow you cannon for moment 
  = I'm not in the mood for sales hype (Wally will give you some 
    literature) 
  = You're a failure as a pirate 
  = Peep 
  = Word 
  Oh my god.... Poor Wally..... 
  = Take the hook Wally dropped 
  = Put the hook on the ramrod 
  = Use the Cannon 
- You can aim the cannon with your mouse and shoot with the left mouse 
  button. 
  Just destroy all ships you see here. That should teach them! 
- Try to move out of the Window 
- = Use the ramrod+hook on that bone in the swimming tube (you'll get 
    yourself a sword) 
  = Go back 
- = Use the sword to cut the cannon loose 
  = Fire the cannon 
 
Well just as always it appears to have made your situation worse. 
- = Pick up the bag 
  = Pick up the diamond ring that's now revealed 
  = Use the ring to cut the little window (oops) 
 
                                                                  DK100000002
=============================================================================
Part Two: The Curse got Worse 
=============================================================================
Objectives: First talk to the Voodoo Lady, then get yourself a boat and get 
yourself, a crew to sail it (three pirates will make that "crew") and a map 
of blood island. 
=============================================================================
Life's never easy, eh? 
- = Pick up a glowing ember from the beach 
  = Exit East or west 
- Go to the "?" spot in the center of the swap 
- Enter the house (Murray the talking skull will interupt you. Just say 
  whatever you like and end the conversation). 
- = Put a coin into the gum machine to get yourself a pack of gum 
  = Pull the reptiles tongue to summon the voodoo lady 
  = Tell her that you like what she's done with the place 
  = Say what you want when she proposes to show you pictures of children 
  = When she asks where you hid Elaine it doesn't matter what you say. 
  Well, Elaine's kidnapped, but don't worry getting her back is just part 
  of the process when you go for you objectives in general. 
  = Ask the Voodoo Lady where to find a diamond ring 
  = Respond to the prediction of your death any way you want 
  = Say "Blood Island, here I come!" 
  = End the conversation (unless you want some hints from the Voodoo Lady) 
  = Remove the pin sticking out one of the voodoo dolls 
  = Leave the place 
- Exit the swamp 
 
- Go to the village 
 
- Well, this village has multiple entrances so you can end up in different 
  areas. If you aren't there yet, make your way to the town square. 
  = Enter the church from the side entrance 
- = Remove the glove from the suit 
  = Take the magic wand from the table 
  = Use the wand on the hat 
  = Take the book out of it 
  = Take the dandruff from the coat (woah... it appears to be lice) 
  = Exit the building 
- Enter the barber shop 
  = When the big pirate drops the comb quickly put the lice on it 
  = Sit into the barber char 
  = Use the handle on the chair (Guybrush will remove the stone from the 
    book) 
  = Now use the handle three times 
  = Remove the scissors from the ceiling 
  = Remove the jawbreaker from the floor 
  = Slap the glove into the left pirate's face and he'll challenge you to a 
    duel 
 
- When you may choose your weapon, close the gun cases and choose the banjo 
- Now the principal of this "battle" is easy. You don't have to watch the 
  notes that are played quickly. The game just focuses on a few notes. When 
  Guybrush has to play, just play the same notes as the pirate did. Do this 
  three times and you "win" the battle 
  = Now take a gun from one of the cases 
  = Use it to shoot your opponent's banjo 
  Well, now you recruited your first crew member. Way to go. 
 
 
- Leave the barber shop 
- Move to the west, beside the house of the kid selling lemonade is a bush. 
  = Use the scissors to cut the flower from that bush 
  = Use the scissors again to cut a way through 
 
- You'll automatically end up in a new location.As soon as you try anything 
  you'll be eaten by a snake. Since you cannot die in a LucasArts game, you 
  can guess this is what was supposed to happen :) 
  = Inside the snake is some stuff. Pick it all up 
  = Put the mysterious flower in the can of syrup you should now have 
  = Use the mixture you now created on the snake's head (time to 
    PUUUUUUKE!) 
 
- Well getting out of the quicksand is can be a confusing experience. First 
  of all ignore the chicken. It won't help you. 
  = Get the reed from the right of you (left if you take it from Guybrush' 
    view). 
  = Take a thorn from the thorny plant 
  = Use the torn on the reed 
  = Use the balloon on the stone you stole from the barbershop 
  = Blow the balloon (you can do that with the "talk" icon) 
  = Use the reed on the ballon, and you'll find yourself an exit 
 
- You'll end up in a small bay. For now you got nothing to do here (you got 
  a reservation slip for the chicken restaurant, and that's currently all 
  that matters). So leave this place and go back to Puerto Pollo. 
 
- Enter the chicken restaurant 
- = Say "Of course I have a reservation!" when the attendant asks for it 
  = Remove the club card from the leftovers on the table 
  = Push the "guest" at the table for a funny cameo on Grim Fandango (too 
    bad that game's written in Lua and thus not supported by ScummVM, at 
    least not on the moment I wrote this FAQ). 
  = Remove the knife from his back 
  = Take a biscuit from the barrel 
  = Offer the attendant the jawbreaker 
  = Now offer him the bubblegum 
  = When he blows a bubble sting it with the pin 
  = Pick up the gold tooth 
  = Leave the restaurant 
- Go to the barbershop 
- = Give the tooth to the middle pirate and you got crew member #2 
  = Leave the barber shop 
 
- Go to the beach 
 
 
 
 
 
- = Show your membership card to the cabana boy 
  = Take as many towels as the game allows you to 
  = Put the towers in the icy water bucket on the cart 
  = Exit north 
 
- = Try to move over the beach (OUCH!!! too hot that is) 
  = Use your wet towers to create a path across (don't worry about those 
    towels 
burning. You don't need that way out anymore). 
 
- = Remove the mug from the man's belly 
  = Open the gate 
  = Leave 
 
- Go to Puerto Pollo 
 
- = Go to the lemonade selling kid 
  = Swap the mug you just obtained with the kid's mug 
  = Give the kid a wooden nickle in order to order a drink 
  = Pick up the pitcher 
  = Use the pitcher on the dye vats to fill it 
  = Leave Puerto Pollo and go back to the cabana 
 
- = Take another tower 
  = Make it wet with the water bucket 
  = Use it on the cabana boy to make him go away 
  = Pick up the oil 
  = Leave this area 
 
- You got a direct way to Brimstone Beach now. Use it 
 
- = Put the bottomless mug on the man's belly 
  = Use the pitcher on the mug 
  = Use the oil on the man's back 
  = Pick up the map from his back (this is disguisting, I tell ya) 
  = Okay, all done here, leave 
 
 
- Go to the log throwing area (through the archway from the town square). 
  = Go to the grassy knoll 
- = Use the knife with the sawhorse 
  = Use the glowing ember with the rum trail 
- Go to the barbershop 
- = Speak to the right pirate 
  = Ask him to join your crew 
  = Propose whatever you like and he'll challenge you to a caber-toss 
    match. 
  = Accept his challenge 
  Well, that makes crew member #3 
 
 
 
- Leave town and go back to the bay you ended up after you snake-quicksand 
  adventure (Danjer Cove) 
 
- Use the boat 
- Row to the ship 
- = Saw of the plank with the bread knife 
  = Board the ship 
- You'll be caught by a pirate. No matter what you say he'll want to punish 
  you. He'll cover you with tar and feathers and well, er... there it 
  ends.... (DUH!) 
You'll automatically leave the ship. 
- Go back to Puerto Pollo 
 
 
- Enter the chicken restaurant 
- Well, say to the attendant what you like and well, something odd will 
  happen. 
  Anyway you'll end up on the pirate ship.... 
  = Read the book to LeChimp 
  = Remove the map from the jar 
  = Leave the ship and go back to Puerto Pollo 
 
- Enter the church on the side entrance 
- Go up the stairs 
- Just pull the lever (you can press those buttons, but they only serve a 
  purpose in the MEGA-MONKEY setting). 
- = Use the chicken grease on the cannon balls 
  = Exit east 
 
- Pick up the shovel and you'll get Elaine back 
 
 
                                                                  DK200000001
=============================================================================
Part Three: Three sheets to the Wind 
=============================================================================
Objective: Defeat Captain Rottingham to get your stolen map back 
=============================================================================
Well, this part is not to be written out as the previous parts. Captain 
Rottingham will steal the map of Blood Island. 
The way to get it back is through sword fighting (I won't put much notes on 
that song, just say what you want and the song will end eventually). 
 
 
Here goes the drill. Attack a ship (how difficult that is depends on what 
answer you gave when Haggis asks what kind of captain you are), try to 
shoot it and a battle will ignite. Every time you win a battle you can win 
loot. With that loot you go to Puerto Pollo and buy a better cannon. And so 
the game goes on until you can challenge Rottingham. 
 
The fighting goes with insults. All who played the first Monkey Island game 
know the drill, but since all insults must rhyme now the battles. When the 
insult is responded to correctly you get advantage if not then you get 
disadvantage, until we got a winner. 
You need to fight a lot of pirates in order to learn insults and their 
responses. Once you made it to fighting Rottingham things will be different 
as Rottingham uses different insults. 
 
Let's get over to the insults and their responses: 
 
   INSULT: Every enemy I've met I've annihilated 
ROTTINGHM: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated 
   ANSWER: With your breath I'm sure they all suffocated 
 
   INSULT: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee 
ROTTINGHM: You have the sex-apeal of a Shar-Pei 
   ANSWER: I look THAT much like your fiancee? 
 
   INSULT: Killing you would be justifiable homicide! 
ROTTINGHM: ? 
   ANSWER: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. 
 
   INSULT: You're the ugliest monster ever created 
ROTTINGHM: Your looks would make pigs nauseated 
   ANSWER: If you don't count the ones you've dated 
 
   INSULT: I've never seen such clumsy swordplay 
OTTINGHSM: I've never lost a melee 
   ANSWER: You would, but you were always running way 
 
   INSULT: I'll leave you devistated, mutilated and perforated 
ROTTINGHM: I can't tell which of my traits has you most intimidated 
   ANSWER: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated 
 
   INSULT: When your father first saw you he must have been mortified 
ROTTINGHM: You're a disgrace to your species, you're indignified! 
   ANSWER: At least mine can be identified 
 
   INSULT: You can't match my witty repartee! 
ROTTINGHM: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away! 
   ANSWER: I could, if you would use some breath spray. 
 
   INSULT: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died 
ROTTINGHM: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide! 
   ANSWER: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde 
 
   INSULT: I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet! 
ROTTINGHM: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day 
   ANSWER: When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet. 
 
   INSULT: En garde! Touche! 
ROTTINGHM: Your mother wears a toupee 
   ANSWER: Oh, that is so cliche 
 
   INSULT: I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated 
ROTTINGHM: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated 
   ANSWER: Then perpahs you should switch to decaffeinated. 
 
   INSULT: Would you like to be buried or cremated? 
ROTTINGHM: I give you a choice. You can be gutted or decapitated! 
   ANSWER: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated 
 
   INSULT: I'll hound you night and day! 
ROTTINGHM: You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey! 
   ANSWER: Then be a good dog! Sit! Stay! 
 
   INSULT: Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated 
ROTTINGHM: My skills with a sword are highly venerated 
   ANSWER: Too bad they're all fabricated 
 
   INSULT: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified 
ROTTINGHM: Never before have I faced someone so sissified 
   ANSWER: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                                                  DK200000002
=============================================================================
Part Four: The bartender, the thieves, his aunt and her lover 
=============================================================================
Objective: Obtain a huge diamond ring to lift Elaine's curse 
=============================================================================
Okay, well, you made your way to Blood Island. The objective is easily 
described. Just find the ring you need to save Elaine, but this game 
wouldn't be an adventure game if you don't need to do a lot of crap before 
you can actually do such a simple thing. Well the first thing that'll 
happen is that your crew officially starts a mutiny, but that's no big 
deal, actually, as you don't really need them anymore. Let's just get this 
show on the road. 
 
- = Try to get the bottle of lotion (Haggis will deny you permission) 
  = Talk to Haggis and mention the lotion. Haggis will still refuse. 
  = Ask him to have the the lotion (He'll refuse again, but make you a deal 
    and that deal must be mentioned to unlock some needed parts later in 
    this chapter). 
  = Leave this spot 
 
- On the world map, go to the castle-like building in the center of the 
  map. It's actually a hotel, but the game marks all locations as "?" at 
  this point. 
 
- Enter the building 
- = Talk to the fortune teller 
  = Introduce yourself and ask her name 
  = Ask her what's in the cards of you 
  = Pick up the cards she drops on the table 
  = Pick up the brochures from the counter 
  = Pick up the recipe book from the counter 
  = Pick up the cushion from the stool most left 
  = Pick up the tip jar 
  = Exit through the north door 
- = Pick up the "Big Whoop" magnet from the fridge 
  = Exit 
 
- Go back to the worldmap and go to the graveyard next to the hotel. 
 
- Go all the way until you see a sleeping dog 
- = Pick up the chisel 
  = Pick up the hammer 
  = Pick up the doggy treat 
  = Give them to the dog (he'll bite you) 
  = Remove some of its fur 
  = Go back to the hotel and enter 
 
- Go to the back room 
- = Use the chisel to get a piece of cheese of the big cheese wheel 
  = Leave the hotel and go to the bay 
 
- = Put the cusion under the tree 
  = Hit the tree with the hammer (the egg will fall down and Guybrush picks 
    it up automatically) 
  = Leave this place 
 
- Go to the windmill (on the left hill) 
 
- = Pick up the pepper plant 
  = Leave and go back to the hotel 
 
- Enter 
- = Give the pepper to the bartender 
  = Give the dog hair to the bartender 
  = Give the egg to the bartender 
  Ok, you now cured the bartender from his hangover. He'll give you the 
  leftover of the medicine he needed for that. You can now go into a 
  conversation with him and if you don't want to do everything with my 
  walkthrough I suggest you do so. You'll get quite some hints in how to 
  solve this part. 
  = Order a drink (you'll get an umbrella with it you need later 
  = Use the chisel to open the bottle of Head-B-Clear 
  = Use the Head-B-Clear with the drink you ordered 
  = Drink it up 
 
You WILL die (despite the fact that you normally can't die in a LucasArts 
game), but this doesn't mean "game over", so doncha worry. 
 
- Well you'll end up in a crypt. Let's get this going, shall we? 
  = Open the coffin with your chisel. 
  = Remove the nails from your coffin 
  = Open the coffien in the middle with in the same manner (AAARGH, NOT 
    HIM!!!) 
  = Well, leave the crypt 
- Leave the graveyard, come back and enter the crypt again which is now 
  Stan's office. 
- = Speak to Stan and tell him your interested in getting a policy 
  = Offer the golden tooth when Stan asks for payment 
  = Leave now and go back to the hotel 
 
- = Talk to the bartender again and ask about the story about the big ring 
    of Blood Island 
  = Say that you expected to be buried with his aunt 
  = "Don't you recognize me?" 
  = Make up any name you want. 
  = End your converstation 
  = Go up stairs 
- Enter the first room (with the closed door) 
- = Use the mallet on the nail (hard to spotm look well to see it) 
  = Leave this room 
- = Pick up the nail beside the falling painting 
  = Enter the room at the end of the corridor 
- = Pull down the bed 
  = Nail it to the floor 
  = Use one more nail to nail it to the floor definitely 
  = Pick up the book you see on the skeleton 
  = Go back downstairs 
- = Speak to the bartender and talk about Goodsoup history (now you'll be 
    accepted as an official member of the Goodsoup family. Time to die 
    again) 
  = Order a drink 
  = Put the Head-B-Clear into it 
  = Drink it and DIE!!! 
 
- Well as you are an official member of Goodsoup now you'll be buried in 
  the Goodsoup family crypt. Well time to get some shows on the road now 
  = Go all the way south 
  = You'll find a spirit in a wedding gown. Talking to her may give you 
    some hints in how to proceed, but it's not required to finish the game. 
  = Exit west 
 
- = Move forward and Murray will bug you 
  = Pick him up 
  = Pick up the crowbar from the grave 
  = Look into the crack 
- = Pick up the lamp using the skeletal arm 
- = Use the lamp on Murray 
  = Leave the crypt and the graveyard 
 
- Go to the hotel 
- Go to the backroom 
- = Pick up the death certificate 
  = Leave this room and go to the room with the skeleton in bed 
- = Use the crowbar to open the boarded hole 
  = Use the crowbar to remove the nails that holds the bed in place 
 
- You'll end up in the Goodsoup grave 
  = Pick up the ring 
  = Leave the crypt 
- Enter Stan's 
- = Give the Death Certificate to Stan in order to get "a lot of money". 
  = Leave 
 
- Go to the "Strange Lights" 
- = Pick up the measuring cup 
  = Pick up the auger 
  = Get the block of tofu 
  = Use the chisel on it to create a mask 
  = Wear that mask 
  = Exit north 
- Talk to Lemonhead 
- Throw a bit of cheese into the lava 
- Go back to the Goodsoup hotel 
 
- = Put the cheese in the pot on the barbecue 
  = Pick up the pot (this only works if you made the deal with Haggis at 
    the start of this chapter. If you didn't go to the beach first to make 
    that deal and then come back for it) 
- = Pick up the lotion 
  = Pick up the bottle 
  = Use the pin on the cork you now have 
  = Leave 
 
- Go to the windmill 
- = Open the door and enter the mill 
  = Use the measuring cup on the barrel to fill it 
  = Use the BIG-WHOOP magnet to magnetize your pin in cork 
  = Put the pin-in-cork in the cup of water to create a compass 
  = Fill the empty jar with water 
  = Leave and go to "?"-spot next to the shipwreck 
 
- Well, this is where Elaine is now. 
  = First use the chisel put make holes in the jar lid 
  = Put the jar of suger-water on the treestump to lure the fireflies 
  = Put the lid on the jar 
  = Leave Elaine for now and go to the beach 
 
- At the far north here is a lighthouse. Go there 
- = Use the jar with fireflies with the lantern post 
  = Go back down onto the beach 
- Hey there's a ferryman now 
  = Give the compass to the ferryman 
  = Ask him for a ride to skull island 
 
 
 
 
- Well your time on Skull Island is not long. In fact you'll be back on 
  Blood Island in flash. So let's get this over with. 
  = Talk to the attendant and ask him to lower you down to smuggler's cave 
  = Use your umbrella while you are falling and you'll end up in the cave 
- Well, let's handle these pirates, shall we... 
  = I have go so much money, it's almost embarrassing 
  = Threepwood. Guybrush Threepwood. 
  = I don't get it 
  = Maybe we could make a deal 
  = Sounds fun! Deal me in, baldy. 
  = (Whatever you say now, Guybrush will claim he trusts them). 
  Okay, now you are speaking their language. Time to cheat. Use the tarot 
  cards you stole from Madame Xima and you'll win. 
  Well after all this you'll back on Blood Island. And if you in fact DID 
  all my FAQ then all preparations are complete now. Let's go visit Elaine 
 
- = Use the lotion to get Elaine's cursed ring removed 
  = Use the diamond on the ring in order to fix it 
  = Get the ring on Elaine's finger and watch and enjoy the show 
 
 
                                                                  DK200000003
=============================================================================
Part Five: Kiss of the spider monkey 
=============================================================================
Objective: Make the Head-B-Clear potion once more in order to lift the 
curse LeChuck casts on you. 
=============================================================================
Well, this part is a shorty. 
First of all we're gonna have to hear all LeChuck's stories. Just say 
whatever you want, sooner or later LeChuck will get tired of you "childish 
behavior" and turn you into a little kid. And your objective is solely to 
create Head-B-Clear in order to dispell that one. Could be done in only a 
few minutes, trust me. 
- = Open the door 
  = You'll automatically exit east 
- = Push Dinghy Dog until he bites you (you'll automatically get some hair 
    from him). 
  = Talk to Dinghy Dog 
  = Ask him about winning prizes 
  = Challenge him to guess your age 
  = Request the anchor as your prize 
  = Pick up the anchor 
  = Put the anchor in one of the pies (enjoy the show that gets the mime 
    away). 
  = Open the gate 
  = Look through the hole to get a pie shot at you 
  = Go to the icecream wagon on the east and talk to its tender 
 
= Put the pie stuff on the snowcone 
= Put the dog hair on the snowcone 
= Get the pepper mill from the wagon and pour some pepper over the cone 
= Eat the cone. 
All done.... NEXT!!! 
 
                                                                  DK200000004
=============================================================================
Part Six: Guybrush kicks butt, once again 
=============================================================================
Objective: Defeat LeChuck to win the game 
=============================================================================
This chapter is very short and easy, but still a very annoying one 
nonetheless. 
The coaster carriage you're in is your transportation to all locations. You 
can hop out of it whever you want and wait for another one to go to another 
location. 
The annoying part is, that LeChuck pops up when you remain longer in one 
location of one or two minutes forcing you to leave. You can still come 
back but it slows things down terribly. Let's get this show on the road. 
 
- Go to the spot where you see LeChuck torturing Guybrush 
  = Pick up the oil lamp next to Wally 
  = That covers it here for now. 
- Go to the Herman Toothrot spot (thank goodness we didn't meet the REAL 
  Toothrot in this game). 
  = Get the rope and leave 
- Go to the pirate ship spot 
  = Get a keg of rum 
  = Leave 
- Go to the icy part 
  = Go all the way up (once there you won't meet LeChuck anymore until you 
    go back down). 
  = Use the keg of rum on the big ape 
  = Use the oil on the rope 
  = Use the rope on the rum keg 
  = Go back down and wait for LeChuck to appear 
  = When you get the chance to use the pepper mill on him. 
 
CONGRATULATIONS!YOU COMPLETED THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND! Watch and enjoy 
the show 
 
 
 
 
 
 
                                                                  MM100000001
=============================================================================
Part One: Demise of the Zombie Pirate LeChuck (MEGA-MONKEY) 
=============================================================================
Objective: Escape from LeChuck's ship 
=============================================================================
Well, here goes.... Let's MEGA-MONKEY 
(Not that this part is so much different). 
- Speak to the little guy and say: 
  = I'm Guybrush Threepwood, who are you? 
  = Can I borrow your cannon for a second 
  = I'm not in the mood for Sales Hype 
  = You're a failure as a pirate 
  = Peep 
  = Word 
  Well that sorts him out 
  = Use the cannon 
 
- You can aim with the mouse and shoot with the left mouse button. Shoot 
  out all bows with undead pirates 
 
- Look through the window 
 
- That skull (called Murray) is nice, but you got no business with him 
  = Use the hook on the ramrod 
  = Use the hook on ramrod to fish out the bone in the swimming tube 
  = Go back into the ship 
 
- = Use the cutlass to cut the cannon loose 
  = Fire the cannon 
 
- = Pick up the bag of wooden nickles 
  = Pick up the diamond ring 
  = Use the diamond ring to cut open the window 
 
Well, if you played the normal mode, you could already make out that this 
part was EXACTLY the same in MEGA-MONKEY mode, but NOW the real work 
begins. 
 
                                                                  MM100000002
=============================================================================
Part Two: The Curse gets Worse (MEGA-MONKEY) 
=============================================================================
Objective: First speak to the Voodoo Lady (and Elaine will disappear). Get 
a ship, get a crew, get a map of Blood Island and get Elaine back. 
=============================================================================
- = Pick up the glowing ember 
  = Exit any way you want 
- Go to the swamp in the center of the island 
 
- Enter the building (just break of that silly conversation with Murray as 
  soon as you can). 
- = Pick up the pin from the toy voodoo doll 
  = Pick up the paste 
  = Use a wooden nickle on the gum machine to get yourself some bubble gum 
  = Pull the reptile's tongue 
  The voodoo lady will now appear. Let's chat with her 
  = Nice place. I love what you've done with it. 
  = Just say whatever you want when she asks if you want to see some 
    pictures 
  = Reply in any manner you want when she asks where you hid Elaine 
  = Where am I going to find a huge, uncursed diamond ring? 
  = Reply any way you want to the prediction you will die 
  = Blood Island, here I come! 
  = Thanks for your help. I've got to go! 
  With the end of this conversation, you've ended your business here, as 
  well. 
  Go to the village (Puerto Pollo) 
 
- Go through the side-entrance of the church (misnaming of the place I 
  know, but I think it looks like one on the outside). 
- = Pick up the magic wand 
  = Use the magic wand on the hat 
  = Open the pocket on the coat 
  = Pick up the glove 
  = Look at the coat 
  = Pick up the dandruff (they appear to be lice) 
  = Leave the room and go to the barber shop 
 
- = When Haggis puts the comb on the table put the lice on it 
  = Ask Haggis for a haircut 
  = Use the handle once 
  = Take the paperweight from the book (Haggis will leave) 
  = Use the handle three times 
  = Get the scissors from the ceiling 
  = Push twice the middle pirate and he'll cough out a jawbreaker 
  = Pick up the jawbreaker 
  = Slap the left pirate in the face with the glove 
 
- = Close the pistol box 
  = Choose the banjo 
- Now VanHelgen will play some notes. Repeat them all. The rules are the 
  same as in normal mode, in this mode you only got to play a few more 
  notes in a few more sequences that's all 
- = Pick up a gun from the gun boxes 
  = Shoot VanHelgen's banjo 
- Leave the barber's shop 
 
- = Go to the bushes next to the lemonade selling boy (Kenny) 
  = Use the scissors to cut of a flower 
  = Use the scissors again to cut a path through the bushes 
 
- = Make any move at all to get yourself eaten by a snake 
  = Pick up all stuff you can get from inside the snake 
  = Put the ipecac in the syrup 
  = Poor the mixture on the snake's head 
 
- = Use the paperweight on the balloon 
  = Blow against the balloon (talk icon) 
  = Pick up the reed to the right of you 
  = Pick up a thorn from the bush 
  = Use the pea shooter on the balloon 
 
- You'll end up in Danjer cove, but there's nothing you can do there for 
  now, so leave the place and go back to Puerto Pollo. 
 
- Go to the chicken restaurant 
- = Say you got a reservation slip when the attendant asks for it 
  = Push the man at the table 
  = Remove the knife from his back 
  = Get a buscuit from the barrel 
  = Eat it (you'll get some maggots) 
  = Use the maggots on the chicken on the table 
  = Get the club card from the chicken 
  = Offer the attendant the jawbreaker 
  = Offer him some gum 
  = Sting the gum with the pin with he blows it out 
  = Pick up the tooth 
  = Chew some gum 
  = Put the tooth in it 
  = Use the talk icon on the helium balloon 
  = Eat the gum with tooth (it will float out of the window) 
  = Pick up the piepan (at the hatch to the left) 
  = Pick up the buscuit cutter 
  = Leave the restaurant 
- = Use the pie pan on the mud puddle 
  = Go to the barber shop 
- = Show the gold tooth to the middle pirate (Cuttroat Bill) 
  = Leave the barbershop 
- Go to the caber-tossing area (though the archway) 
- Go to the grassy knoll 
- = Use the breadknife with the sawhorse 
  = Use the ember on stick on the rum trail 
  = Talk to Haggis 
  = Ask him to join your crew 
  = Accept his challenge to caber-tossing 
  = Leave the barber shop and go to the cabana beach 
 
- = Show the club card to the cabana boy 
  = Pick up three towers 
  = Use the towels in the water bucket 
  = Slap the cabana boy with a towel to make him go away 
  = Take the cooking oil 
  = Exit north 
 
- = Move north and Guybrush will go back 
  = Use the towels to make a path across 
- = Pick up the mug from the man's belly 
  = Open the gate 
  = Exit through it and go to Puerto Pollo 
 
- = Go to Kenny (The lemonade selling boy) 
  = Switch your mug with his one 
  = Talk to Kenny and order a drink 
  = Pick up the pitcher once Kenny leaves 
  = Fill the pitcher with dye (in the barrels beside the house). 
  = Go to Brimstone Beach 
 
- = Put the (bottomless) mug on the man's belly 
  = Pour the red dye in the bottomless mug (the man will turn on his back) 
  = Put the cooking oil on the man's back 
  = Pick up the map from the man's back 
  = Leave 
 
- Go to the caber-tossing area in Puerto-Pollo 
- = Use the biscuit cutter on a rubber tree 
  = Leave and go to Danjer Cove 
 
 
- = Put some paste on the rubber plug 
  = Use the plug to fix the boat 
  = Use the boat 
- = Saw the plank off with the bread knife 
  = Board the ship 
- Say what you want, you'll always leave covered in tar in feathers 
- Leave Danjer Cove and go to Puerto Pollo 
 
- Enter the restaurant for some strange events and you'll end up in the 
  captain's hut of the pirate ship in Danjer Cove 
 
- = Read the book to Captain LeChimp (If you missed it you can open the 
    window to get out to get it anyway. Check the item list). During all 
    this you'll automatically get a map to where Elaine is buried. 
  = Nothing to do here so go outside and leave (open the window and climb 
    out of it). 
 
- Go to Puerto Pollo 
- Enter the 'church' from the side entrance 
- Go upstairs 
- = Look at the treasure map. Make note of all the directions (best to 
    write them down, they are different every playthrough so I cannot help 
    you on that part) 
  = Now press the buttons according to the directions in the same order. 
    South is middle lower button and South east is lower right button and 
    so on. When it says 2 paces it means you have to push that button 
    twice. Easy, huh? Oh yeah, the handle has only function in the normal 
    mode. It has no function at all in the Mega-Monkey mode as far as I 
    found out). 
- = Put chicken grease on the cannon balls 
  = Exit east 
  = Pick up the shovel and you'll dig up Elaine 
 
                                                                  MM200000001
=============================================================================
Part Two: Three Sheets to the Wind (MEGA-MONKEY) 
=============================================================================
Well, this part is not to be written out as the previous parts. Captain 
Rottingham will steal the map of Blood Island. 
The way to get it back is through sword fighting (I won't put much notes on 
that song, just say what you want and the song will end eventually). 
 
 
Here goes the drill. Attack a ship (how difficult that is depends on what 
answer you gave when Haggis asks what kind of captain you are), try to 
shoot it and a battle will ignite. Every time you win a battle you can win 
loot. With that loot you go to Puerto Pollo and buy a better cannon. And so 
the game goes on until you can challenge Rottingham. 
 
The fighting goes with insults. All who played the first Monkey Island game 
know the drill, but since all insults must rhyme now the battles. When the 
insult is responded to correctly you get advantage if not then you get 
disadvantage, until we got a winner. 
You need to fight a lot of pirates in order to learn insults and their 
responses. Once you made it to fighting Rottingham things will be different 
as Rottingham uses different insults. 
 
Let's get over to the insults and their responses: 
 
   INSULT: Every enemy I've met I've annihilated 
ROTTINGHM: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated 
   ANSWER: With your breath I'm sure they all suffocated 
 
   INSULT: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee 
ROTTINGHM: You have the sex-apeal of a Shar-Pei 
   ANSWER: I look THAT much like your fiancee? 
 
   INSULT: Killing you would be justifiable homicide! 
ROTTINGHM: ? 
   ANSWER: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide. 
 
   INSULT: You're the ugliest monster ever created 
ROTTINGHM: Your looks would make pigs nauseated 
   ANSWER: If you don't count the ones you've dated 
 
   INSULT: I've never seen such clumsy swordplay 
OTTINGHSM: I've never lost a melee 
   ANSWER: You would, but you were always running way 
 
   INSULT: I'll leave you devistated, mutilated and perforated 
ROTTINGHM: I can't tell which of my traits has you most intimidated 
   ANSWER: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated and infuriated 
 
   INSULT: When your father first saw you he must have been mortified 
ROTTINGHM: You're a disgrace to your species, you're indignified! 
   ANSWER: At least mine can be identified 
 
   INSULT: You can't match my witty repartee! 
ROTTINGHM: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away! 
   ANSWER: I could, if you would use some breath spray. 
 
   INSULT: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died 
ROTTINGHM: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide! 
   ANSWER: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde 
 
   INSULT: I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet! 
ROTTINGHM: Your lips look like they belong on the catch of the day 
   ANSWER: When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet. 
 
   INSULT: En garde! Touche! 
ROTTINGHM: Your mother wears a toupee 
   ANSWER: Oh, that is so cliche 
 
   INSULT: I can't rest 'til you've been exterminated 
ROTTINGHM: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated 
   ANSWER: Then perpahs you should switch to decaffeinated. 
 
   INSULT: Would you like to be buried or cremated? 
ROTTINGHM: I give you a choice. You can be gutted or decapitated! 
   ANSWER: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated 
 
   INSULT: I'll hound you night and day! 
ROTTINGHM: You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey! 
   ANSWER: Then be a good dog! Sit! Stay! 
 
   INSULT: Throughout the Caribbean, my great deeds are celebrated 
ROTTINGHM: My skills with a sword are highly venerated 
   ANSWER: Too bad they're all fabricated 
 
   INSULT: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified 
ROTTINGHM: Never before have I faced someone so sissified 
   ANSWER: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside. 
 
 
 
 
 
                                                                  MM200000002
=============================================================================
Part Four: The bartender, the thieves, his aunt and her lover (MEGA-MONKEY) 
=============================================================================
Objective: Obtain a huge diamond ring to lift Elaine's curse 
=============================================================================
- = Talk to Haggis and ask him about the lotion and get him to make you a 
    deal (that deal is important later in this chapter). 
  = Pick up the bottle 
  = Bite the cork of it 
  = Exit west 
 
- Go to the Hotel at the center of this island 
- Enter the Hotel 
- = Talk to the fortune teller 
  = Introduce yourself 
  = Ask her what's in the cards for you (She'll drop a card "Death") 
  = Ask her to read the cards again (and repeat that until she dropped 5 
    cards) 
  = Pick up the cards 
  = Pick up the cushion from the most left stool 
  = Leave the Hotel and go to the graveyard 
 
- Make your way until you find a sleeping dog 
- = Give him the maggotty biscuit (that you still got from Part II) and the 
    dog will bite you 
  = Pick up his hair 
  = Pick up the mallet and the chisel 
  = Leave the graveyard and go to the beach 
 
- = Put the cushion under the tree with egg 
  = Hit the tree with the mallet (and you'll get the egg) 
  = Leave and go to the windmill (west of the map) 
 
- = Get a piece of the pepper plant 
  = As the mill is locked in Mega-Monkey mode let's leave for now ;) 
 
- Go to the hotel and enter 
- = Give the bartender the pepper 
  = Give the bartender the smelly dog hair 
  = Give the bartender the egg 
  = Order a drink (doesn't matter what you order, as long as it's a drink) 
  = Use the chisel to open the Head-B-Clear 
  = Use the Head-B-Clear on the drink (on the bar) 
  = Drink up 
 
- Well you will 'die', but that's not Game Over (as LucasArts has a policy 
  against that), you will end up in a grave. 
  = Use the chisel to open your coffin 
  = Get the nails out of your coffin 
  = Use the chisel to open the center coffin (when you see who comes out, 
    you'd really wish you didn't have to) 
  = Leave the graveyard and come back here and Stan will have made the 
    place his office 
  = Talk to Stan 
  = Say you want to buy some insurance 
  = Offer him the gold tooth 
  = Go to the Hotel 
 
- = Order a drink 
  = 'Give me a big, fruity drink with an umbrella in it' (you'll get an 
    umbrella) 
  = Pick up the empty jar 
  = Go upstairs 
 
- Open the door at the front 
- = Use the hammer to knock out the nail in the wall 
  = Leave this room 
- = Pick up the nail 
  = Pick up the portrait 
  = Use Stan's card to unlock the door in the back 
  = Open it 
  = Enter the room 
- = Pull down the bed 
  = Use the nails to nail it down 
  = Use the extra nail on the bed. 
  = Pick up the book from the skeleton 
  = Go back to the corridor 
- = Use the scissors on the portrait 
  = Stick the portrait on the door in front 
  = Enter the room 
- = Look through the window in the door 
  = Leave the room and go downstairs 
- = Talk to the bartender 
  = "I don't believe we've met. Who are you?" 
  = Hear him out about his family (Goodsoup). And ask him about the ring. 
  = Say you expected to be buried with his aunt 
  = "Uncle Griswold! It's me! Don't you recognize me?" 
  = "Look at me! Don't I look just like a Goodsoup?" (This will give you an 
    important hint) 
  = Ask again if you don't look like a Goodsoup 
  = 'I could just talk about Goodsoup history all day'. 
  = Order another drink, use the Head-B-Gone on it, drink up and DIE! 
 
- Well, as  you are now recognized as a Goodsoup you'll now be in the 
  Goodsoup family crypt. 
  = Go south 
  = You can talk to the spirit bride to get some hints but you can skip 
    that if you please 
  = Exit east 
- = Go to the grave and Murray will bug you. 
  = Pick him up 
  = Pick up the crowbar from the grave 
  = Look at the crack 
- = Use the paste on the skeleton arm 
  = Use the arm to get the lamp 
- = Use the lamp on Murray 
  = You're done here now, leave and go back to the 'skeleton room' in the 
    hotel 
 
- = Use the crowbar on the boarded hole 
  = Use the crowbar on the bed (you'll end up in the Goodsoup family 
    crypt). 
 
- = Pick up the ring 
  = Leave the crypt and go back to Goodsoup hotel 
 
- Go to the backroom 
- = Get the magnet from the fridge 
  = Pick up the death certificate 
  = Use the chisel on the big cheese 
  = Leave the hotel and go to the 'strange lights' 
 
- = Pick up the giant block of tofu 
  = Use the chisel on it to make a mask 
  = Pick up the measuring cup 
  = Pick up the auger 
  = Wear the mask 
  = Exit north 
- Talk to Lemonhead 
- Throw a piece of cheese into the crater 
- Go back to the Goodsoup hotel 
- = Put cheese in the pot on the lava barbecue 
  = Pick up the pot (that only works if Haggis made you the deal. If you 
    didn't do that already go to the shipwreck to do that first) 
 
- Pick up the lotion and leave. 
 
- Go to the windmill 
- = Use the umbrella on the mill to go up 
  = Fill the empty jar with sugar water 
  = Leave (you can just enter the mill and Guybrush will open the door from 
    the inside) and go to Elaine (she's next to the shipwreck). 
 
- = Use the chisel to make holes in the jar lid 
  = Put the jar of sugar water on the stump to lure the fireflies into it 
  = Put the lid onto the jar 
  = Leave and go to the hotel 
 
- = Take the mirror that's hanging beside the bartender 
  = Put the face into the mirror frame 
  = Go to the graveyard 
 
- = Cash in your insurance policy at Stan's (show him the death 
    certificate) 
  = Leave and go to the lighthouse (marked as "?" on the map, though you 
    can also get up here from the beach). 
 
 
- = Put the mirror in place 
  = Place the fireflies on the lantern post 
  = Go down to the beach 
 
- = Fill the measuring cup with seawater 
  = Use the fridge magnet to magnetize the pin 
  = Put the pin through the cork 
  = Put the cork into the cup with sea water to create a compass 
  = Give the compass to the strange looking man 
  = Talk to him and ask for a ride to skull island 
 
 
 
- Well your time on Skull Island is not long. In fact you'll be back on 
  Blood Island in flash. So let's get this over with. 
  = Talk to the attendant and ask him to lower you down to smuggler's cave 
  = Use your umbrella while you are falling and you'll end up in the cave 
- Well, let's handle these pirates, shall we... 
  = I have go so much money, it's almost embarrassing 
  = Threepwood. Guybrush Threepwood. 
  = I don't get it 
  = Maybe we could make a deal 
  = Sounds fun! Deal me in, baldy. 
  = (Whatever you say now, Guybrush will claim he trusts them). 
  Okay, now you are speaking their language. Time to cheat. Use the tarot 
  cards you stole from Madame Xima and you'll win. 
  Well after all this you'll back on Blood Island. And if you in fact DID 
  all my FAQ then all preparations are complete now. Let's go visit Elaine 
 
 
- = Use the lotion to get Elaine's cursed ring removed 
  = Use the diamond on the ring in order to fix it 
  = Get the ring on Elaine's finger and watch and enjoy the show 
 
                                                                  MM200000003
=============================================================================
Part Five: Kiss of the spider monkey (MEGA-MONKEY) 
=============================================================================
Objective: Make the Head-B-Clear potion once more in order to lift the 
curse LeChuck casts on you. 
=============================================================================
- Open the door (and you'll automatically exit east) 
 
- = Keep pushing Dinghy Dog until he bites you (it's only a few more pushes 
    than in normal mode,that's all). 
  = Ask Dinghy Dog about prizes 
  = Get him to guess your age 
  = Choose the anchor as your prize 
  = Pick your prize up 
  = Use the shaving cream (in the bottle you got from the beach in the last 
    chapter) in the pie pan 
  = Put the anchor in the fake pie you created 
  = Put the fake pie on the pie pile 
  = Open the gate 
  = Look through the peephole (the rat will shoot a pie at you) 
  = Go all the way right 
  = Pick up the pepper mill 
  = Talk to the soda jerk (he'll give you a snowcone) 
  = Put the dog hair on the cone 
  = Put the pepper on the cone 
  = Put the pie on the cone 
  = Eat the cone 
 
 
                                                                  MM200000004
=============================================================================
Part Six: Guybrush kicks butt, once again (Mega-Monkey) 
=============================================================================
Objective: Defeat LeChuck to win the game 
=============================================================================
This chapter is very short and easy, but still a very annoying one 
nonetheless. 
The coaster carriage you're in is your transportation to all locations. You 
can hop out of it whever you want and wait for another one to go to another 
location. 
The annoying part is, that LeChuck pops up when you remain longer in one 
location of one or two minutes forcing you to leave. You can still come 
back but it slows things down terribly. Let's get this show on the road. 
 
- Go to the spot where you see LeChuck torturing Guybrush 
  = Open the oil lamp next to Wally 
  = Blow it to put out the flame 
  = Pick up the oil flask 
  = That covers it here for now. 
- Go to the Herman Toothrot spot (thank goodness we didn't meet the REAL 
  Toothrot in this game). 
  = Get the rope and leave 
- Go to the pirate ship spot 
  = Get a keg of rum 
  = Leave 
- Go to the icy part 
  = Go all the way up (once there you won't meet LeChuck anymore until you 
    go back down). 
  = Use the keg of rum on the big ape 
  = Use the oil on the rope 
  = Use the rope on the rum keg 
  = Go back down and wait for LeChuck to appear 
  = When you get the chance to use the pepper mill on him. 
 
CONGRATULATIONS!YOU COMPLETED THE CURSE OF MONKEY ISLAND - MEGA MONKEY 
Watch and enjoy the show 
 
 
 
 
                                                                  MRE00000001
=============================================================================
Item List 
=============================================================================
Here's a list of all items you can find in the game. If an item is marked 
"MEGA-MONKEY" then you can only get it in the Mega-Monkey mode. Some items 
are gotten differently in both modes. See explantion below if so. 
As always you cannot make uncorrectable errors. If you need items in part 
two you can only obtain in part one the game is written in a way that you 
cannot proceed to part two without those items. Cool, huh? 
 
PART ONE ITEMS: 
- Helium Balloons 
  = You start the game with it. Insider's joke as you needed those balloons 
    to finish Monkey Island II 
 
- Pirate Literature 
  = Wally gives them to you when you talk to him at the start of the game 
 
- Plastic Hook 
  = Wally drops it when you can convince him he sucks as a pirate 
 
- Ramrod 
  = On the wall in the wall you start the game in 
 
- Skeleton Arm 
  = You can fish that out of the water from LeChuck's ship 
 
- Cutlass 
  = You get this in the process when fishing out the skeletal arm 
 
- Bag of wooden Nickles 
  = Found the the lower deck of LeChuck's ship after you cause the big 
    capsize 
 
- Ring 
  = Found under the bag of wooden nickles 
 
PART TWO ITEMS: 
- Ember on stick 
  = On the beach where you start this chapter 
 
- Pin 
  = Taken from the toy voodoo doll in the voodoo lady's house 
 
- Paste (Mega-Monkey) 
  = Taken from the floor in the voodoo lady's house 
 
- Pack of gum 
  = Put a wooden nickle in the gum machine at the voodoo lady's house 
 
- Magic Wand 
  = Taken from table in artist changing room 
 
- Book 
  = Use the magic wand on the hat in the artist changing room and the book 
    will appear 
 
- Glove 
  = (Normal) Sticking out of pocket in artist room. 
  = (Mega-Monkey) Open the pocket on the coat in the artist room. Remove 
    the glove from it. 
 
- Lice 
  = Look at the coat in the artist room and then remove the dandruff (which 
    is really LICE). 
(In normal mode you can skip the "look" part). 
 
- Paperweight 
  = Kick it off the book while Haggis makes you a haircut (in normal mode, 
    Guybrush will do so automatically when you move the chair). 
 
- Scissors 
  = After Haggis has left (because of losing his paperweight) place the 
    chair in the highest position and get them from the ceiling 
 
- Pistol 
  = From the gun boxes in the field during the duel with VanHelgen 
 
- Ipecac 
  = Cut of the flower bush in Puerto Pollo with the scissors 
 
 
- Faerge Egg 
  = Found inside the big snake 
 
- Vaccuum cleaner attachements 
  = Found inside the big snake 
 
- Worthless stuff from snake 
  = Old phone books 
  = Encyclopedia 
  = Top secret plans 
  = Stuffed Dinghy Dog 
  = Spare tire 
  = Naturalist remains 
  = Pancakes 
  = Sausage 
  = Eggs 
  = Coffee 
  Just noted here, but totally worthless 
 
- Reservation slip 
  = Found among the junk noted above in the snake 
 
- Pancake syrup 
  = Found among the junk noted above in the snake 
 
- Helium Balloon 
  = When use one on the paperweight in the quicksand you have this one 
    leftover 
 
- Reed 
  = Taken in quicksand 
 
- Thorn 
  = Taken in quicksand 
 
- Pea shoorter 
  = Combine reed with thorn 
 
- Serrated breadknife 
  = Removed from the dead guy's back in the chicken restaurant 
 
- Tasty buttery buscuit 
  = From the barrel at the chicken restaurant 
(You can get this item in both modes, but you only NEED it in Mega-Monkey) 
 
- Maggots (Mega-Monkey) 
  = Eat the buscuit 
 
- Club card 
  = Inside the chicken on the table in the restaurant. You need maggots to 
    remove the flesh in order to get it 
 
- Tooth in gum (Mega-Monkey) 
  = Chew some gum and put the tooth in it 
 
- Pie Pan (Mega-Monkey) 
  = In the chicken restaurant 
 
- Biscuit cutter (Mega-Monkey) 
  = In the chicken restaurant 
 
- Dry towel(s) 
  = Taken at the basket at the cabana beach after you've shown your club 
    card to the cabana boy. You can take up to three. 
 
- Wet towel(s) 
  = Use the dry towel with the bucket at cabana beach 
 
- Mug 
  = On the belly of the sunbathing man at cabana beach 
 
- Mug (bottomless one) 
  = Switch mugs with Kenny's in Puerto Pollo 
 
- Pitcher 
  = Take it from Kenny's desk once you fooled him with the mugs 
 
- Pitcher with red dye 
  = Fill the pitcher with the dye beside Kenny's house 
 
- Map 
  = Taken from the sunbather's back once you treat it with cooking oil 
 
- Rubber Plug (Mega-Monkey) 
  = Taken from a rubber tree with the biscuit cutter from the caber-tossing 
    area 
 
- Pasty Plug (Mega-Monkey) 
  = Use paste on the plug 
 
- Chicken Grease 
  = You'll automatically get it after entering the chicken restaurant while 
    covered in tar and feathers 
 
 
PART FOUR ITEMS: 
- Bottle 
  = On the beach where you start this chapter 
 
- Cork 
  = Bitten of the bottle 
 
- Tarot cards 
  = Stolen from Madam Xima after she predicted your death 
 
- Cushion 
  = Taken from stool in the Goodsoup hotel 
 
- Brochure 
  = Taken from counter of the Goodsoup hotel 
 
- Doggy treat (Normal mode only) 
  = Get from bowl at sleeping dog at graveyard 
 
- Smelly dog hair 
  = (Normal) Give doggy treat to dog so he bites you. Then take his hair. 
  = (Mega-Monkey) Give the maggotty biscuit so the dog bites you then take 
    his hair 
 
- Chisel 
  = Found near sleeping dog at the graveyard 
 
- Mallet 
  = Found near the sleeping dog at the graveyard 
 
- Egg 
  = Put the cushion under the palm tree at the beach 
  = Hit the tree with the mallet 
 
- Pepper 
  = Plant beside the windmill 
 
- Head-B-Clear 
  = You get it when you cure Goodsoup's hangover 
 
- Nails 
  = Remove them from your coffin after you 'died' 
 
- Stan's business card 
  = Obtained from Stan as soon as you release him from that coffin 
 
- Insurance policy 
  = Bought from Stan for the gold tooth 
 
- Umbrella 
  = Comes with a drink at the Goodsoup hotel, in mega-monkey mode you have 
    to order that umbrella specifically. 
 
- Empty Jar (and lid) 
  = Taken from the counter in the Goodsoup hotel (the bartender must be 
    cured from his hangover first) 
 
- Nail 
  = Knocked out of the wall in the painting room in Goodsoup hotel. Then 
    you can pick it up in the corridor. 
 
- Portrait (Mega-Monkey) 
  = After you knocked out the the nail you can pick it up in the corridor 
 
- Face (Mega-Monkey) 
  = You get it from using the scissors on the portrait 
 
- Book 
  = Taken from skeleton in Goodsoup hotel 
 
- Murray 
  = Can be found in the Goodsoup family crypt 
 
- Lamp 
  = Use the skeletal arm in the crack in Goodsoup crypt to get it. (in 
    Mega-Monkey you need to put some paste on it). 
 
- Refridgerator Magnet 
  = Taken of the fridge in the backroom of Goodsoup hotel 
 
- Death Certificate 
  = Taken from backroom of Goodsoup hotel, but only after you faked your 
    death after convincing Griswold Goodsoup you are a member of the 
    Goodsoup family. 
 
- Unmelted hunk of nacho cheese 
  = Use the chisel on the big cheese weel in the backroom of Goodsoup 
    hotel. 
 
- Block of tofu 
  = On the table in Cannibal village 
 
- Tofu mask 
  = Use the chisel on the tofu 
 
- Measuring cup 
  = On a table in cannibal village 
 
- Auger 
  = On a table in cannibal village 
 
- Lantern (fireflies version) 
  = Place a jar with sugarwater on the stump at Elaine's spot. Put the lid 
    on it to keep them trapped 
 
- Compass 
  = Create it yourself 
  = Fill a cup with sea water (normal mode also accepts sugar water) 
  = Magnetize the pin with the fridge magnet 
  = Put the pin into the cork 
  = Put the cork into the cup 
 
- Insurance policy 
  = Stan gives it to you when you show him the death certificate 
 
- Weak Hand 
  = Your hand when you play poker with King Andre 
 
- Lotion 
  = Haggis will agree to let you have it if you can bring him a pot of 
    molten cheese 
 
- Diamond 
  = Win it from King Andre by cheating with your tarot cards 
 
- Complete diamond ring 
  = Get the ring from the Goodsoup tomb 
  = Get the diamond from King Andre 
  = Use them together to fix the ring 
 
PART FIVE ITEMS 
- Dinghy Dog Hair 
  = Keep pushing Dinghy Dog till he bites you (in Mega-Monkey that takes a 
    few more pushes than in normal mode). You'll automatically grab his 
    hair in the process. 
 
- Anchor 
  = You can win it by getting Dinghy Dog to guess your age 
 
- Pie Pan (Mega-Monkey) 
  = Put shaving cream into the pie pan 
 
- Heave pie pan (Mega-Monkey) 
  = Put the anchor in the pie pan 
 
- Meringue Pie 
  = The rat shoots it at you when you look through the hole where the mime 
    used to be 
 
- Plain snowcone 
  = Given to you by the soda jerk 
 
- Pepper mill 
  = On the snowcone stand 
 
 
PART SIX ITEMS 
- Oil lamp 
  = Next to Wally in the Guybrush torture room 
 
- Rope 
  = In the Toothrot room 
 
- Keg of rum 
  = At the pirate spot 
 
- Oily rope 
  = Use oil on the rope 
 
                                                                  END00000001
=============================================================================
Copyrights and permissions 
=============================================================================
This FAQ is written and copyrighted by Jeroen P. Broks (aka Tricky aka 
Rachel) 
This FAQ has not been officially authorized by the game publishers nor to 
any other party related this game 
 
You are allowed to: 
= Read, Download and use this FAQ for personal purposes 
= Copy it to personal friends 
= Print this FAQ for your own purposes 
= Translate this FAQ, but only with my permission! 
 
You are NOT allowed to: 
= Modify this FAQ. Not even one single byte 
= Copy portions of this FAQ and put it into your FAQ without permission 
= Post this FAQ on your website unless your site is listed below or I 
  granted you permission 
= Sell portions of this FAQ 
 
Some requirements that have to fit if you want permission to host my work 
= Your site must be a game site. Fan sites will only get permission if a 
  certain level of profesionalism is seen, which will be for me to judge. 
  Personal websites will NOT get permission! 
= I'll check your site with McAfee Site Advisor. Your site must have a 
  green mark. When your site is yellow or red I'll always deny permission. 
  Grey sites will have to wait until they got their official rating 
= Your site must be free of pop-ups. The page containing the FAQ may have a 
  top banner, but the FAQ itself MUST be free of any sort of sort of 
  advertising. 
= My FAQ must be accessible free of charge and may not require membership 
= The FAQ may not be modified. A few top HTML tags and showing the with 
  "pre" is allowed if it comes from a php or sort-like script 
= No showing my FAQ in flash or semiliar stuff. Plain text!! 
= When I see porn on your site, my FAQ may not be there! 
 
Sites with permission to host my work: 
= Any site currently administrated by me 
= GameFAQs             http://www.gamefaqs.com 
= SuperCheats          http://www.supercheats.com 
 
Sites banned from hosting any of my FAQs: 
= Neoseeker            http://www.neoseeker.com 
 
 
These terms are appliccable for ALL versions of this FAQ unless explicitly 
stated otherwise in that specific version 
 
                                                                  END00000002
=============================================================================
How to contact me? 
=============================================================================
 
If you want to contact me I recommend NOT to use my e-mail address. It's 
there because GameFAQs and other FAQ sites hosting my FAQ require it, but 
as with all e-mail addresses shown to the public on a website. It's 
completely full of spam, and I can NEVER guarantee how long it will take to 
read your mail, if I ever see it at all. I tend to change that adress on a 
regular ocasion in order to bother spammers. 
And thus I recommend that you go to my own website at http://faq.tbbs.nl 
and use the contact system the site has in place there. It will ALWAYS send 
your mail to an active mail address. 
 
Furthermore there are some mails that I regulary get and to which I "cba" 
to respond to them. Here is what I got to say if you got to tell me this: 
 
     MAIL: You know nothing of [game X] 
    REPLY: Indeed, that's why I wrote a  FAQ on it! You also got something 
           INTELLIGENT to say? 
 
     MAIL: Fix your English! 
    REPLY: If I spoke my own language you probably couldn't read it at all. 
 
     MAIL: Not to be rude, but your list doesn't cover even half of what it 
           should cover 
    REPLY: Such mails are worthless unless you give me the items I should 
           add. I'l even credit you for your trouble 
 
     MAIL: Hadsdajdkaskldandiwjoiudaojiwoidjowaijdw! 
    REPLY: Me not understand! I only speak English and Dutch I will accept 
           German, but I'll reply in English 
 
     MAIL: I got the best viagra for sale 
    REPLY: If I would actually NEED that stuff, I'd go to a pharmacy! Thank 
           you for your trouble. 
 
     MAIL: Your boss strategy doesn't work, dick! 
    REPLY: Then send me yours, dick! 
 
     MAIL: Some bosses you brand hard are easy. Some gamer you are! 
    REPLY: On paper one's always more careful than in reality! I always 
           take so-called "noobs" in mind when I write my FAQs. 
 
     MAIL: You suck in levelling up! 
    REPLY: You need to level up? Some gamer you are!There are two things I 
           hate. Wasting time and cheating!Constant levelling up falls in 
           both categories in my humble opionion 
 
Okay that's the kind of mail I don't wish to get, and which I already 
replied to by now. 
I do understand that you don't agree with me on some points, or that I 
forgot the cover parts. 
I'm human, errors are as much my nature as they are yours. 
If you find some errors, mail me in a civil way and I will update my FAQ 
(when I got the time) and credit you for your trouble. 
That's the way I work. No need to get offensive, is there?