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                              FAQ/Walkthrough for
                      LEISURE SUIT LARRY 7: LOVE FOR SAIL

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GUIDE INFORMATION
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Author:   Tom Hayes
E-mail:   thayesguides(at)gmail(dot)com
System:   PC
Updated:  19th June, 2008
Version:  1.1


CONTENTS
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1. Introduction
2. Walkthrough
     2.1. Boarding the Ship
     2.2. Craps Tournament
     2.3. Poop Deck Horseshoes
     2.4. Lovemaster 2000
     2.5. Tail Deck Bowling
     2.6. Best-Dressed Man
     2.7. Captain's Cook-Off
3. Item List
4. Point List
5. Where's Dildo
6. Easter Eggs
7. Copyright Information


VERSION HISTORY
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1.1:  19th June, 2008  (Format update)
1.0:  30th July, 2005  (First version)


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1.                                Introduction

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After meeting Shamara at the end of Leisure Suit Larry 6, everything seemed to
be going so well for Larry. After she leaves him at the start of this game,
Larry decides it's time to take a cruise. The cruise has a competition where
the contestants who get the highest amount of points in total will get to meet
the captain in her private quarters. Lacking any of the basic skills to win
even one of these competitions however, Larry will need to find ways to cheat
his way to the top of the competition.


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2.                                Walkthrough

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2.1.                           Boarding the Ship
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PENTHOUSE
---------

The game starts in Shamara's penthouse. Move the cursor to the top-left corner
of the screen to view the menu. Select the Help and then About. to get the
first point out of the 1000 points available in the game. While viewing the
credits on the About page, select the first Where's Dildo in the middle of the
screen. An optional quest in the game is Where's Dildo, which has thirty-two
dildos hidden throughout various locations on the ship. Though they are not
needed to complete the game, their locations are listed in this walkthrough.
Get the lil' hair weave kit on the table. Get the vice grips from the table at
the left side of the bed. Open the lil' hair weave kit to find a needle.
Combine the vice grips with the needle in the inventory to bend it. Use the
bent needle on the handcuffs. Select other on the glass patio door and type
"break" to exit the penthouse. Larry will board the cruise ship.


DES GRANDE ATRIUMO
------------------

Select the second Where's Dildo behind the right pillar. Right click and select
the map from the menu to view the entire cruise ship.


PROUD LIL' SEAMAN LOUNGE
------------------------

Peter will explain the Thygh's Man Trophy contest, which will reward the winner
to a week long cruise in her cabin. He will give Larry the TMT scorecard which
lists six events that are held on the ship. After everyone has left the room,
select the third Where's Dildo at the right side of the barrel at the bottom-
left corner of the room. Walk through the doorway to the aft deck.


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2.2.                           Craps Tournament
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AFT DECK
--------

Select the fourth Where's Dildo by the thin topiary at the back of the deck.
West.


PROMENADE DECK
--------------

Select the fifth Where's Dildo at the back of the topiary beaver. Talk to Peggy
about her peg leg. Exit the conversation. Open the fire hose cabinet and get
the fire hose. West.


FO'C'SLE
--------

Select the sixth Where's Dildo at the left side of the topiary sheep pot. Get
the kumquats from the topiary sheep. Select the map.


KITCHEN
-------

Select the seventh Where's Dildo hanging from the sausages. Look at the fish
heads in the basket. Look at Fifi. Look at the fish net. Get the wrapped fish.
Larry will throw the fish away but will keep the magazine. Read the magazine
page. Operate the caviarmaster 2000. Get the pot from the counter. Get the salt
from the counter. Exit the kitchen.


THE HEAVING HO'
---------------

Select the eighth Where's Dildo in the greek salad. Eat the bean dip. Select
Larry and "fart". Eat the bean dip again. Look at the hot meat counter. Select
the ninth Where's Dildo in the mystery meat tray. Talk to Wang twice to eat the
s'pork. After he leaves to get more, get the heat lamp and the carving knife.
Select the map.


CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL
----------------------

Select the tenth Where's Dildo in the bush at the left side of the changing
area. Walk west to the pool area. Larry will talk to Drew. "Push" the branch in
front of Drew to find the first easter egg. Ask about Clothing and she will
mention a cocktail named the Gigantic Erection. Ask about Drink. Exit the
conversation and get the Persons magazine from the table. Select the map.


POOP DECK
---------

Talk to the women in the jacuzzi. Select the map.


CABIN 0
-------

Larry will walk down the steps to the room. Select the eleventh Where's Dildo
at the left side of the bucket. Get the toilet paper. Get the spray can from
the pipe under the toilet. Use the fire hose on the pipe at the left side of
the room to fix the toilet. "Crap" in the toilet Whiz in the toilet. Use the
toilet paper on Larry. Flush the toilet.


LIBRARY
-------

Select the twelfth Where's Dildo in front of the grandmother clock. Look at the
stuffed beaver. "Milk" the stuffed beaver to find the second easter egg. Get
the book on the right shelf about Fokker to read it. Get the book on the left
shelf about electromagnetism. Select the map.


PROUD LIL' SEAMAN LOUNGE
------------------------

Walk south. Talk to Johnson. Select the thirteenth Where's Dildo at the left
side of Johnson's window. Ask for a lime juice. Ask for a Gigantic Erection.
Exit the view of the window. Go through the green door to enter the changing
room. Ask Johnson for another Gigantic Erection and then return to the changing
room. Select the fourteenth Where's Dildo behind the hay bales. Push the red
button near the books to lower the lighting truss. Exit the room. Look at the
lighting truss and get the spotlight. Put the heat lamp bulb in the empty
socket. Ask Johnson for another Gigantic Erection and then return to the
changing room. Push the red button to raise the lighting truss. Use the
silicone lubricant on the deodorant. Select the map.


EMPLOYEES ONLY
--------------

"Push" the well-protected door to open it. Select the fifteenth Where's Dildo
under the table. Read the bulletin board six times to see the note about shaved
dice. Read the bulletin board again to see the note for Peggy. Get the jackpot
preventer from the bulletin board and the KZ jelly on the counter. Select the
map.


EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN
-----------------------------

Select the sixteenth Where's Dildo behind the right foot of the left statue.
Look at Venus' foot and get some dice from the big toe. Walk through the door
to the casino.


PAIR O DICE CASINO
------------------

Select the seventeenth Where's Dildo on the stool at the blackjack table. Walk
to the craps table. Select Larry and then select fart to make everyone leave
the room. Look at the toilet paper in the inventory. Combine the toilet paper
with the souvenir dice in the inventory. Play the craps table twice to get the
legal dice. Use the shaved dice on the table to win the game and meet Dewmi
Moore. She will invite Larry back to her cabin for a game of strip liar's dice.
Larry will enter the cabin.


CABIN 510
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Win the game to return to Cabin 0.


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2.3.                          Poop Deck Horseshoes
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CABIN 0
-------

Select the eighteenth Where's Dildo behind the toilet. Select the map.


CABIN 510
---------

Get the bottle of powder from the tray. Exit the cabin.


PROUD LIL' SEAMAN LOUNGE
------------------------

The Juggs will be performing on stage. After the show, Larry will return to his
cabin.


CABIN 0
-------

Select the nineteenth Where's Dildo behind the pipe. Select the map.


PROUD LIL' SEAMAN LOUNGE
------------------------

Get the battery powered chase lights on the stage. West. Get the remote
control. Turn on the remote control. "Feel" the mixer to find the third easter
egg. Select the map.


EL REPLICANT SCULPTURE GARDEN
-----------------------------

Climb up to the top of the scaffolding. Get the screwdriver from the toolbox.
Use the battery powered chase lights on the steel spike. Turn on the remote
control in the inventory. Select the map.


HORSESHOES COMPETITION
----------------------

Select the twentieth dildo on the horseshoe stake in the background. Use the
TMT scorecard on the card slot on the centaur. Turn on the remote control in
the inventory. Play the horseshoe court to win the competition. Get the
scorecard from the card slot. Select the map.


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2.4.                            Lovemaster 2000
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CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL
----------------------

Select the twenty-first Where's Dildo in the bush at the right side of the
changing area. West. Talk to Drew. Ask about the book to get it.


SEXUAL PROWESS COMPETION
------------------------

Select the twenty-second Where's Dildo in the right booth. Use the TMT
scorecard in the cybercard 2000. Push the green button at the right side of the
room. Select the map.


LIBRARY
-------

Walk north to talk to Victorian. Select Other and type anything. When she
turns, get the Prudish and Proud book. Remove the book jacket in the inventory
and then combine the book jacket with the erotic adventures of Hercules. Ask
her to look for something else. When she turns, put the erotic book on the dull
book on her desk. Get the mucilage. Exit the library and return to it. Walk
north to talk to Victorian. Select the twenty-third Where's Dildo behind the
pineapple on the desk. Look at the computer monitor. Hold ctrl and select the
left man on the computer monitor to find the fourth easter egg. Select The
Weather to return to cabin 0.


CABIN 0
-------

Select the map.


LIBRARY
-------

Walk north to talk to Victorian. Ask her about Sex, Prove it and Lovemaster
2000 to win the competition. Select the map.


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2.5.                           Tail Deck Bowling
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PROMENADE DECK
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Talk to Peggy about Cabin Boy. Select other and ask about "locker",
"combination". "Xqwzts". Select the map.


EMPLOYEES ONLY
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Open the second locker on the bottom row and enter 38-24-36 as the combination.
Walk west to meet Xqwzts. Ask him about Photographs, How?, Buy Pictures. Select
the map.


DAS GRANDE ATRIUMO
------------------

Select the twenty-fourth Where's Dildo at the right side of the entrance to the
library. Talk to Peter about "passport". Combine the mucilage with the dirty
pictures in the inventory. Combine the sticky photograph with the cabin keycard
in the inventory to make the photo ID. Give the photo ID to Peter to receive
the passport. Select the map.


EMPLOYEES ONLY
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Open the second locker on the bottom row and enter 38-24-36 as the combination.
West. Give the passport to Xqwzts and he will leave. Get the custodial key on
the shield. Use the screwdriver on the air vent to enter a dark room.


BLIND DESSERT TASTE TEST
------------------------

Walk to the middle of the room and then undress Larry.


CABIN 0
-------

The woman from the taste test will be in Larry's room when he arrives. After
she leaves, get the handkerchief from the floor. "Smell" the handkerchief.
Select the map.


THE HEAVING HO'
---------------

North to the dessert room.


BLIND DESSERT TASTE TEST
------------------------

Look at the chair at the bottom-left corner of the table and get the folded
paper. Look at the life insurance policy in the inventory. Select the map.


DAS GRANDE ATRIUMO
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Select the twenty-fifth Where's Dildo on the top-left balcony.


PURSER'S DESK
-------------

Use the white telephone and prank Peter six times. Call Annette Boning. Talk to
Peter about Account. Look at the black telephone on the counter and press the
red button to see Annette's number. Select the map.


OWNER'S SUITE
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Larry will arrive at the suite. Open the glass door to enter Annette's room.
Smell the bed. Climb in the bed to return to cabin 0.


CABIN 0
-------

Select the map.


OWNER'S SUITE
-------------

"Unzip" the plastic bulge on the middle-left statue to find the fifth easter
egg. Push the red button to talk to Annette. Show her the carving knife. Press
the red button again to talk to Annette. Give her the life insurance policy to
receive the stock certificate. Select the map.


AFT HOLD
--------

Use the custodial key on the aft hold to enter the bowling pin room. Use the
deodorant spray on the bowling pin hopper. Select the map.


BOWLING COMPETITION
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Select the twenty-sixth Where's Didlo behind the hippopotamus. Use the TMT
scorecard on the fiberglass walrus. Get the bowling ball. Combine the KZ sexual
lubricant with the woman's handkerchief in the inventory. Combine the treated
handkerchief with the bowling ball in the inventory. Play the bowling alley to
win the competition. Select the map.


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2.6.                            Best-Dressed Man
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CAPTAIN QUEEG'S BALLROOM
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Enter the ballroom. Select the twenty-seventh Where's Dildo in front of the
curtains. Select Larry and "dream" to find the sixth easter egg. Talk to Jamie
Lee about "leisure suit".


BRIDGE
------

Open the door to enter the control room. Select the twenty-eighth Where's Dildo
on the floor. Exit the room. Use the screwdriver on the electrical junction
box. Use the jumper wire on either fuse. Climb up the ladder. Look at the sail.
Use the carving knife on the sail when an annoucement is made to get the
polyester cloth. Select the map.


CAPTAIN QUEEG'S BALLROOM
------------------------

Select the twenty-ninth Where's Dildo behind the statue at the right side of
the room. Exit the ballroom and select any area on the ship. Return to the
ballroom and select the thirtieth Where's Dildo behind the bottom table. Talk
to Jamie Lee and then give her the polyester cloth.


CABIN 0
-------

Select the map.


CAPTAIN QUEEG'S BALLROOM
------------------------

Read the note on the door. Open the stage door to model the leisure suit.


CABIN 0
-------

Select the map.


CAPTAIN QUEEG'S BALLROOM
------------------------

Read the note on the door.


BEST DRESSED COMPETITION
------------------------

Select the thirty-first Where's Dildo at the left side of the console. Unzip
the mannequin's fly to win the competition. Select the map.


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2.7.                           Captain's Cook-Off
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LOWER AFT HOLD
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Use the custodial key on the door to enter the beaver room. "Milk" the
Venezuelan beaver. Select the map.


CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL
----------------------

West. Talk to Drew and ask about Fokker, Anton Fokker, Anton's Fame, My place?
and You can't?. She will mention that she has lost her clothes. Select the map.


FORWARD HOLD
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Use the custodial key on the door to enter the luggage room. Select the thirty-
second Where's Dildo behind the suitcase at the left side of the room. Get the
suitcase. Select the map.


CLOTHING OPTIONAL POOL
----------------------

West. Use the orgasmic powder on the drink and then "drink" it to find the
seventh easter egg. Talk to Drew about the suitcase and she will go to Larry's
cabin.


CABIN 0
-------

Flush the toilet and Drew will exit the shower. Select the map and then select
any area on the ship. Exit the area and return to cabin 0. Get the mold from
the shower. Select the map.


KITCHEN
-------

Use the mold on the cybercheese 2000 to make the Venezuelan beaver cheese.
Combine the kumquats with the Venezuelan beaver cheese in the inventory. Look
at the snake on the floor. Select the map.


COOK-OFF COMPETITION
--------------------

Give the kumquat quiche to one of the judges. Combine the orgasmic powder with
the kumquat quiche in the inventory. Give the quiche de Larry to one of the
judges to win the competition.


PROUD LIL' SEAMAN LOUNGE
------------------------

Listen to all of Willy's jokes.


CAPTAIN'S QUARTERS
------------------

"Knock" on the captain's cabin door to meet Captain Thygh. Give the stock
certificate to Captain Thygh to complete the game.


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3.                                 Item List

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BATTERY POWERED CHASE LIGHTS
  After the Juggs have performed on the stage at the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge,
  the chase lights are found on the stage. It is used on the steel spike at the
  top of the scaffolding in the El Replicant Sculpture Garden.


BENT NEEDLE
  Found by combining the vice grips with the needle in the inventory. It is
  used on the handcuffs in the hotel penthouse.


BOWLING BALL
  Found by using the TMT scorecard on the fibreglass walrus at the bowling
  competition. It is combined with the treated handkerchief in the inventory.


CABIN KEYCARD
  Found by boarding the ship. It is combined with the sticky photograph in the
  inventory to get the photo ID.


CARVING KNIFE
  Found on the meat counter in The Heaving' Ho. It is shown to Annette outside
  the owner's suite. It is used on the sail above the bridge to get the
  polyester cloth.


CUSTODIAL KEY
  Found on the shield in Xqwzts room in the employees only area. It is used on
  the door at the aft hold, lower aft hold and forward hold.


DEODORANT SPRAY
  Found by using the silicone lubricant on the deodorant spray in the changing
  room at the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge. It is used on the bowling pin hopper in
  the aft hold.


DIRTY PICTURES
  Found by buying the pictures from Xqwzt in the employees only area. It is
  combined with the mucilage in the inventory to get the sticky photograph.


EARPLUGS
  After the Juggs have performed on stage, the earplugs are found by feeling
  the mixer on the stage. They are not used.


EROTIC ADVENTURES OF HERCULES
  Found by talking to Drew about the book at the clothing optional pool. It is
  combined with the Prudish and Proud book jacket in the inventory.


EROTIC BOOK IN PRUDISH JACKET
  Found by combining the Erotic Adventures of Hercules with the Prudish and
  Proud book jacket. It is used on the dull book on the desk in the library.


FIRE HOSE
  Found in the fire hose cabinet on the promendade deck. It is used on the pipe
  in cabin 0.


HEAT LAMP BULB
  Found on the meat counter in The Heaving' Ho. It is used on the empty socket
  on the lighting truss in the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge.


HORSESHOE
  Found by using the TMT scorecard on the centaur at the horseshoes
  competition. It is used to play the competition.


JUMPER WIRE
  Found on the bulletin board in the employees only area. It is used on either
  fuse in the electrical junction box on the bridge.


KUMQUAT QUICHE
  Found by combining the kumquats with the Venezuelan beaver cheese in the
  inventory. It is given to one of the judges in the cook-off competition.


KUMQUATS
  Found on the topiary sheep on the fo'c'sle. They are combined with the
  Venezuelan beaver cheese in the inventory to get the kumquat quiche.


KZ SEXUAL LUBRICANT
  Found on the counter in the employees only area. It is combined with the
  woman's handkerchief in the inventory to get the treated handkerchief.


LEGAL DICE
  Found by playing the craps table twice in the pair o dice casino. They are
  not used.


LIFE INSURANCE POLICY
  Found on the chair in the blind dessert taste test room. It is given to
  Annette in the owner's suite.


LIL' HAIR WEAVE KIT
  Found on the table in the hotel penthouse. It is opened to get the needle.


LIME JUICE
  Found by talking to Johnson in the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge. It is not used.


MAGAZINE PAGE
  Found by getting the wrapped fish in the kitchen. It is not used.


MOLD
  After Drew has left cabin 0, the mold is found in the shower. It is one of
  the items used on the cybercheese 2000 in the kitchen to get the Venezuelan
  beaver cheese.


MUCILAGE
  Found on the desk in the library. It is combined with the dirty pictures in
  the inventory to get the sticky photograph.


NEEDLE
  Found by opening the lil' hair weave kit in the hotel penthouse. It is
  combined with the vice grips in the inventory to get the bent needle.


ORGASMIC POWDER
  Found on the tray in cabin 510. It can be used on the drink near Drew at the
  clothing optional pool. It is combined with the kumquat quiche in the
  inventory to get the quiche de Larry.


PASSPORT
  Found by giving the photo ID to Peter at the purser's desk. It is given to
  Xqwzts in the employees only area.


PHOTO ID
  Found by combining the sticky photograph with the cabin keycard in the
  inventory. It is given to Peter at the purser's desk to get the passport.


POLYESTER CLOTH
  Found by using the carving knife on the sail above the bridge. It is given to
  Jamie Lee in Captain Queeg's ballroom.


POT
  Found on the counter in the kitchen. It is not used.


PRUDISH AND PROUD
  Found on the desk in the library. The book jacket is removed from the book in
  the inventory.


PRUDISH AND PROUD BOOK JACKET
  Found by removing the book jacket from the Prudish and Proud book. It is
  combined with the erotic book in the inventory.


QUICHE DE LARRY
  Found by combining the orgasmic powder with the kumquat quiche in the
  inventory. It is given to one of the judges in the cook-off competition.


REMOTE CONTROL
  Found on the mixer on the stage in the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge. After using
  the battery powered chase lights on the steel spike in the El Replicant
  Sculpture Garden, the remote control is turned on at the horseshoes
  competition.


SALT
  Found on the counter in the kitchen. It is not used.


SCREWDRIVER
  Found in the toolbox at the top of the scaffolding in the El Replicant
  Sculpture Garden. It is used on the air vent in the employees only area. It
  is used on the electrical junction box on the bridge.


SHAVED DICE
  Found by combining the toilet paper with the souvenir dice in the inventory.
  They are used on the craps table in the Pair O Dice Casino.


SHIP'S MAP
  Found by boarding the ship. It is used to travel to different locations on
  the ship.


SILICONE LUBRICANT
  Found in the pipe under the toilet in cabin 0. It is used on the deodorant
  spray in the changing room at the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge.


SOUVENIR DICE
  Found on Venus' foot in the El Replicant Sculpture Garden. They are combined
  with the toilet paper in the inventory to get the shaved dice.


STICKY PHOTOGRAPH
  Found by combining the mucilage with the dirty pictures in the inventory. It
  is combined with the cabin keycard in the inventory to get the photo ID.


STOCK CERTIFICATE
  Found by giving the life insurance policy to Annette in the owner's suite. It
  is given to Captain Thygh in the Captain's quarters.


SUITCASE
  Found in the forward hold after Drew mentions the suitcase. It is given to
  Drew at the clothing optional pool.


TMT SCORECARD
  Found by talking to Peter in the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge after boarding the
  ship. It is used to enter the competitions on the ship.


TOILET PAPER
  Found in cabin 0. It is used on Larry on the toilet in cabin 0. It is
  combined with the souvenir dice in the inventory to get the shaved dice.


TREATED HANDKERCHIEF
  Found by combining the KZ sexual lubricant with the woman's handkerchief in
  the inventory. It is combined with the bowling ball in the inventory.


VICE GRIPS
  Found on the table in the hotel penthouse. They are combined with the needle
  in the inventory to get the bent needle.


VENEZUELAN BEAVER CHEESE
  Found by using the mold and the Venezuelan beaver milk on the cybercheese
  2000 in the kitchen. It is combined with the kumquats in the inventory to get
  the kumquat quiche.


VENEZUELAN BEAVER MILK
  Found by milking the Venezuelan beaver in the lower aft hold. It is one of
  the items used on the cybercheese 2000 in the kitchen to get the Venezuelan
  beaver cheese.


WOMAN'S HANDKERCHIEF
  Found on the floor in cabin 0 after entering the blind dessert taste test
  room. It is combined with the KZ sexual lubricant in the inventory to get the
  treated handkerchief.


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4.                                 Point List

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              BOARDING THE SHIP
              -----------------
1       1     View the about page on the help menu.
2       1     Get the lil' hair weave kit.
3       1     Get the vice grips.
4       1     Open the lil' hair weave kit.
5       1     Combine the vice grips with the needle.
7       2     Use the bent needle on the handcuffs.
9       2     Break the glass patio door.
12      3     Get the TMT scorecard.


              CRAPS TOURNAMENT
              ----------------
23      11    Talk to Peggy about her peg leg.
24      1     Open the fire hose cabinet.
27      3     Get the fire hose.
29      2     Get the kumquats.
30      1     Look at the fish heads.
31      1     Look at Fifi.
32      1     Look at the fish net.
34      2     Get the magazine.
39      5     Read the magazine page.
40      1     Operate the caviarmaster 2000.
42      2     Get the pot.
44      2     Get the salt.
48      4     Eat the bean dip.
49      1     Fart.
58      9     Eat the s'pork.
61      3     Get the heat lamp.
64      3     Get the carving knife.
66      2     Enter the pool area.
69      3     Talk to Drew.
72      3     Get the Persons magazine.
75      3     Talk to the women in the jacuzzi.
77      2     Enter cabin 0.
79      2     Get the toilet paper.
82      3     Get the spray can.
91      9     Use the fire hose on the pipe.
92      1     Crap in the toilet.
93      1     Whiz in the toilet.
95      2     Flush the toilet.
96      1     Look at the stuffed beaver.
98      2     Get the book about Fokker.
100     2     Get the book about electromagnetism.
102     2     Talk to Johnson.
114     12    Ask Johnson for a lime juice.
125     11    Ask Johnson for a Gigantic Erection.
138     13    Return to the changing room.
142     4     Push the red button.
147     5     Get the spotlight.
152     5     Put the heat lamp bulb in the empty socket.
156     4     Push the red button.
168     12    Use the silicone lubricant on the deodorant.
177     9     Push the well-protected door.
179     2     Read the bulletin board six times.
180     1     Read the bulletin board.
184     4     Get the jackpot preventer.
188     4     Get the KZ jelly.
196     8     Get the dice.
207     11    Fart in the casino.
208     1     Look at the toilet paper.
219     11    Combine the toilet paper with the souvenir dice.
225     6     Use the shaved dice on the craps table.
252     27    Enter cabin 510.
275     23    Win the strip liar's dice game.


              POOP DECK HORSESHOES
              --------------------
279     4     Get the bottle of powder.
299     20    Watch the Juggs show.
304     5     Get the battery powered chase lights.
309     5     Get the remote control.
310     1     Turn on the remote control.
311     1     Climb up to the top of the scaffolding.
315     4     Get the screwdriver.
329     14    Use the battery powered chase lights on the steel spike.
330     1     Turn on the remote control.
332     2     Use the TMT scorecard on the centaur card slot.
337     5     Turn on the remote control.
362     25    Win the horseshoes competition.


              LOVEMASTER 2000
              ---------------
373     11    Ask Drew about the book.
375     2     Use the TMT scorecard on the cybercard 2000.
379     4     Push the green button.
382     3     Talk to Victorian.
388     6     Get the Prudish and Proud book.
392     4     Remove the book jacket.
406     14    Combine the book jacket with the erotic book.
408     2     Put the erotic book on the dull book.
413     5     Get the mucilage.
414     1     Look at the computer monitor.
434     20    Talk to Victorian about The Weather.
440     6     Ask Victorian about Lovemaster 2000.
465     25    Win the Lovemaster 2000 competition.


              TAIL DECK BOWLING
              -----------------
476     11    Talk to Peggy about the Cabin Boy.
487     11    Talk to Peggy about the locker.
498     11    Talk to Peggy about the competition.
509     11    Talk to Peggy about Xqwzts.
521     12    Open the locker.
524     3     Meet Xqwzts.
528     4     Buy the pictures.
539     11    Talk to Peter about the passport.
548     9     Combine the mucilage with the dirty pictures.
556     8     Combine the sticky photograph with the cabin keycard.
562     6     Give the photo ID to Peter.
569     7     Give the passport to Xqwzts.
575     6     Get the custodial key.
581     6     Use the screwdriver on the air vent.
591     10    Undress Larry at the blind dessert taste test.
606     15    Talk to Annette in cabin 0.
608     1     Get the handkerchief.
609     1     Smell the handkerchief.
624     15    Get the folded paper.
629     5     Look at the life insurance policy.
635     6     Prank Peter six times.
648     13    Call Annette.
659     11    Press the red button the telephone.
661     2     Arrive at the owner's suite.
663     2     Open the glass door.
664     1     Smell the bed.
674     10    Climb in the bed.
675     1     Show the carving knife to Annette.
690     15    Give the life insurance policy to Annette.
692     2     Use the custodial key on the aft hold.
703     11    Use the deodorant spray on the bowling pin hopper.
705     2     Get the bowing ball.
712     7     Combine the KZ sexual lubricant with the handkerchief.
718     6     Combine the treated handkerchief with the bowling ball.
719     1     Play the bowling alley.
744     25    Win the bowling competition.


              BEST-DRESSED MAN
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746     2     Talk to Jamie Lee.
763     17    Talk to Jamie Lee about the leisure suit.
769     6     Use the screwdriver on the electrical junction box.
779     10    Use the jumper wire on the fuse.
780     1     Climb up the ladder.
781     1     Look at the sail.
789     8     Use the carving knife on the sail.
796     7     Give the polyester cloth to Jamie Lee.
797     1     Read the note on the ballroom door.
798     1     Open the stage door.
806     8     Model the leisure suit.
807     1     Read the note on the ballroom door.
810     3     Unzip the mannequin's fly.
835     25    Win the Best Dressed competition.


              CAPTAIN'S COOK-OFF
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837     2     Enter the lower aft hold.
850     13    Milk the Venezuelan beaver.
863     13    Talk to Drew about Fokker.
865     2     Enter the forward hold.
871     6     Get the suitcase.
886     15    Talk to Drew about the suitcase.
896     10    Flush the toilet.
903     7     Get the mold.
912     9     Use the mold on the cybercheese 2000.
919     7     Combine the kumquats with the Venezuelan beaver cheese.
920     1     Look at the snake.
921     1     Give the kumquat quiche to the judge.
935     14    Combine the orgasmic powder with the kumquat quiche.
960     25    Give the quiche de Larry to the judge.
965     5     Listen to all of Willy's jokes.
975     10    Knock on the captain's cabin door.
1000    25    Give the stock certificate to Captain Thygh.


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5.                                Where's Dildo

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1: In the middle of the picture found on the Help, About menu.
2: Behind the right pillar at Des Grande Atriumo.
3: At the right side of the bottom-left barrel in the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge.
4: On the thin topiary at the back of the aft deck.
5: Under the tail of the topiary beaver on the promenade deck.
6: At the left side of the topiary sheep pot on the f'oc'sle.
7: Hanging from the sausages in the kitchen.
8: In the greek salad in The Heaving Ho'.
9: In the mystery meat tray on the hot meat counter in The Heaving Ho'.
10: In the left bush at the clothing optional pool changing area.
11: At the left side of the bucket in cabin 0.
12: In front of the grandmother clock in the library.
13: At the left side of Johnson's window in the Proud Lil' Seaman Lounge.
14: Behind the hay bales in the Juggs' changing room.
15: Under the table in the employees only area.
16: Behind the foot of the left statue in the El Replicant Sculpture Garden.
17: On the stool at the blackjack table in the pair o dice casino.
18: Behind the toilet in cabin 0.
19: Behind the pipe in cabin 0.
20: On the horseshoe stake in the background at the horseshoes competition.
21: In the right bush at the clothing optional pool changing area.
22: In the right booth at the sexual prowess competition.
23: Behind the pineapple on the desk in the library.
24: At the right side of the entrance to the library at Das Grande Atriumo.
25: On the top-left balcony at Das Grande Atriumo.
26: Behind the hippopotamus at the bowling competition.
27: In front of the curtains at Captain Queeg's ballroom.
28: On the floor in the control room on the bridge.
29: Behind the statue at the right side of Captain Queeg's ballroom.
30: Behind the bottom table in Captain Queeg's ballroom.
31: At the left side of the console in the best dressed competition.
32: Behind the suitcase at the left side of the forward hold.


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6.                                 Easter Eggs

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1: "Push" the branch in front of Drew at the clothing optional pool.
2: "Milk" the beaver in the library.
3: "Feel" the mixer after watching the Juggs on the stage.
4: After switching the books in the library, hold ctrl and select the left man
   on the computer monitor.
5: "Unzip" the plastic bulge on the middle-left statue outside the owner's
   suite.
6: Select Larry and "dream" in Captain Queeg's ballroom.
7: Use the orgasmic powder in Drew's drink at the clothing optional pool and
   then "drink" it.
8: Found after completing the game with 1000 points and all Where's Dildos.


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7.                           Copyright Information

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