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Author: Physalis
E-mail: troahbarton@terraworld.net
Version: 1.0

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                            Table of Contents

I. Contact Info

II. Version History

III. Game Scripts

     A. Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin'

     B. Lazlow I - V Rock 'till you drop!

     C. Love Fist - Love Fury

     D. Short Intermission

     E. David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose

     F. Short Intermission II

     G. Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock

     H. Lazlow II - What you get on V Rock - Rock and Roll and Lazlow

     I. Motley Crue - Too Young to Fall in Love

     J. Lazlow III - That One Rocks!

     K. Commercial I - Be a Patriot!

     L. Commercial II - Love Fist concert!

     M. Lazlow IV - You're listening to V Rock!

     N. Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel the Noize

     O. Lazlow V - The 100% official home of rebellion.

     P. Commercial III - Exploder: Evacuator Part 2

     Q. Lazlow VI - All the rock you want and some you don't!

     R. The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary

     S. Lazlow VII - The home of rock and roll for 75 years! Featuring      
Cousin Ed.

     T. Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon

     U. Lazlow VIII - Crash and Burn weekend.

     V. Commercial IV - Maibatsu Thunder

     W. Commercial V - Complete the Look

     X. Love Fist - Dangerous Bastard

     Y. Commercial IV - Ammu-Nation

     Z. Lazlow IX - A win it before you can pawn it weekend.

     AA. Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight

     AB. Lazlow X - A bad hair day.

     AC. Commercial V - The Exploder Survival Knife

     AD. Lazlow XI - A call from Snow Dog!

     AE. Loverboy - Working for the Weekend

     AF. Lazlow XII - A complaint from "Big" Mitch Baker

     AG. Alcatrazz - God Bless Video

     AH. Short Intermission III

     AI. Tesla - Cummin' Atcha Live

     AJ. Lazlow XIII - The Lazlow mega-music marathon!

     AK. Autograph - Turn Up the Radio 

     AL. Megadeth - Peace Sells

     AM. Short Intermission IV

     AN. Commercial VI - Knife After Dark

     AO. Lazlow XIV - Complaining moms

     AP. Anthrax - Madhouse

     AQ. Slayer - Raining Blood

     AR. Lazlow XV - A face for radio

     AS. Lazlow XVI - Stupid vulture

     AT. Special Section with Lazlow quitting V Rock

IV. Interesting facts about the station and the music

V. Credits

VI. Legal Junk

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I.                           Contact Info


I. I've already gotten most of this script done, so I don't really need 
any more feedback, but if you want to leave some input, e-mail me at 
troahbarton@terraworld.net. If you have any questions about Vice City in 
general, I'll be happy to answer them. I know just about everything and 
I'm a regular at the Vice City board. You can also e-mail me with 
suggestions on how to change the script. Thanks!

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II.                          Version Info
 
6-2-03

Developed the ASCII art for the script, also started on the Judas Priest 
song.

6-3-03

Completed Table of Contents as well as Contact Info and Version History.

6-5-03

Completed everything up to Lazlow III, pulling an all-nighter.

6-6-03

Completed the script up to The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary

6-8-03

Worked on the script more, getting up to Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the 
Moon

6-9-03

Filled in spot around the Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight song, 
but managed to complete it up to Telsa - Cummin' Atcha Live 

6-10-03 to 6-13-03

I took this time to start the game over and play some missions, mostly 
for nostalgia. During this time, I basically relaxed but completed the 
script up to Short Intermission IV.

6-14-03

Finished the whole script, started on the interesting facts section.

6-19-03

Finished the interesting facts and started looking through the script 
for minor editing prior to submission.
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Rock
DJ: Lazlow as himself
Imaging voice - Joe Kelly
Imaging production - Jonathan Hanst
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Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin'
(Written by G. Topton, R. Halford, K.K. Downing)
Judas Priest appear courtesy of Columbia Records.

One life I'm gonna live it up 
I'm takin' flight I said I'll never get enough 
Stand tall I'm young and kinda proud 
I'm on top as long as the music's loud 

If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by 
You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die 
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had 
You think I'll let it go you're mad 
You've got another thing comin' 
You've got another thing comin'

That's right here's where the talkin' ends 
Well listen, listen this night there'll be some action spent 
Drive hard I'm callin' all the shots 
I got an ace card comin' down on the rocks 

If you think I'll sit around while you chip away my brain 
Listen I ain't foolin' and you'd better think again 
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had 
You think I'll let it go you're mad 
You got another thing comin 
You got another thing comin'
You got another thing comin'

In this world we're livin' in we have our share of sorrow 
Answer now is don't give in, aim for a new tomorrow 

Oh so hot no time to take a rest yeah 
Act tough ain't room for second best 
Real strong got me some security 
Hey I'm a big smash I'm goin' for infinity yeah 

If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by 
You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die 
Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had 
You think I'll let it go you're mad 
You've got another thing comin'
You've got another thing comin 
You've got another thing comin 
you've got another thing...Owowowow!
You've got another thing comin'
Hey comin' now
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B. Lazlow I - V Rock 'till you drop!

Lazlow: V Rock till you drop! God I never get tired of that one! Hey did 
you hear that BJ is gonna be coming back to play for the Mambas, that is 
unbelievable! You know I only been in Vice City a few months now, but 
it's clear to me that my opinion is really important to you!

Male V Rock Radio Voice: New wave this pal! We're the one and only V 
Rock! 

(A song starts to cue up.)

LAZLOW: Don't forget Love Fist are in town right now... Love Fist is in 
town... whatever I flunked school cause I'm hard core!
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Rockstar's Lovefist - First Fury
(Written by Allan Walker)
Rockstar's Love fist appear courtesy of Rockstar North.

Here we go again
Cruisin in the right side of town
Where the chicks taste like candy, but all the guys look like clowns
Yea! Here's what I'm gonna do 
I'm gonna get and fix some of the best
Driving by in my Porscha, down in the roadhouse to get us some

Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around

Six A. M. on the morning after the beast rest up for awhile
Last night saw some ugly fighting brawl
Because the badge mustn't want us in town
I said "come on guys chill for awhile, join us in our Fist world"
Thank god the badge chose the Love Fist for a drunken crazy wild

Love Fist fury, checkin out all the pussy
Let your love rockets do all the rounds
The girls are going crazy, tonight is getting hazy
Shooting love fist fuel from their mouths

Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around

Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around

Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around

Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy
Our love rockets are too aroused
The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
Shooting love fist fuel all around
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D. Short Intermission

Male V Rock Radio Voice: V Rock! (Echo)
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David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose
(Lyrics by S. Vai; Written by D.L. Roth)
David Lee Roth appear coutesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc.

(guitar sounding like a voiice, saying "hey there")
What?
(guitar sounding like "look at that!")
Well, let me roll up on to the
Sidewalk and take a look
Yes, Whoa! 
(guitar: "whoa!")
She's beautiful
(guitar: fox whistle)
I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose
(guitar laughing along with Roth)
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha and she looks wild
(guitar: "wild!")
wild
(guitar: "wild!")
wild
(guitar: "wild!")
wild!

Are you ready for the new sensation?
Well, here's the shot heard 'round the world.
All you backroom boys salute when her flag unfurls.
Well, guess who's back in circulation?
Now, I don't know what you may have heard
but what I need right now's the original goodtime girl.

She's a vision from coast to coast, (coast to coast)
sea to shining sea. (sea to shining sea)
Hey, sister, you're perfect host. (Make a toast)

Show me your bright lights and your city lights (eh oh), all right.
I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose.
Bright lights in your city lights (eh oh), all right.
I'm talkin' 'bout it.

When she walks, watch, the sparks will fly,
firecrackin' on the fourth of July.
No sad songs tonight, something's in the air. (Do you feel like this?)
She's a real state of independents.
So pretty when her rockets glare,
still provin' any night that her flag is still there.
   
She's a vision from coast to coast, (coast to coast)
sea to shining sea. (sea to shining sea)
Hey, sister, you're the perfect host. (Make a toast)

Show me your bright lights and your city lights (eh oh), all right.
I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose.
Bright lights in your city lights (eh oh), all right.
I'm in love with the Yankee Rose.

Ah, she's beautiful, alright,
mm, nothin' like her in the whole world.
Yeah, she's right on time, I'm on the case.
Pick up the phone, no time to waste.
She got the beat and here's a little bit comin' your way.

Oh raise 'em up there
Let's see who salutes baby
Little bit, little bit, little bit higher
Here's the National Anthem
Swing 'em from here
I wanna get
A little bit of apple pie man 

Bright lights, city lights...
Bright lights, city lights...
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Male VRock Radio Voice: If you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can 
you do? This is V Rock!
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Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
(Written by Dee Snider)
Twisted Sister appear courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp.

I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)

Turn it down you say,
Well all I got to say to you is time, time again I say, "No!"
No! No, No, No, No, No!
Tell me not to play
Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to play,
I say, "No!"
No! No, No, No, No, No!
So, if you ask me why I like the way I play it
There's only one thing I can say to you

I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)

There's a feelin' that
I get from nothin' else and there ain't nothin' in the world
That makes me go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
Turn the power up
I've waited for so long so I could hear my favorite song so,
Let's go!
Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
When it's like this I feel the music shootin' through me
There's nothin' else that I would rather do

I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
 
I wanna rock! (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I wanna rock!

I wanna rock! (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)

I wanna rock! (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I wanna rock! (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
Rock (Rock)
I want to rock (Rock)
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H. Lazlow II - What you get on V Rock - Rock and Roll and Lazlow

Male VRock Radio Voice: The 100% official home of rebellion! V Rock!

Lazlow: Alright we got some more rock lined up for ya. But wait! One 
moment! I...I think you rather listen to me talk for a while first. 
That's what you get on V Rock, rock and roll and me. I'm not sure which 
I prefer...

(song starts up)

Here's the Crue.
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Motley Crue - Too Youn to Fall in Love
(Written by Mikki Sixx) 
Motley Crue appear courtesy of Leftbank Records doing business as Beyond 
Music

You say our love
Is like dynamite
Open your eyes
it's like fire and ice
Well you're killing me
Your love's a guillotine
Why don't you just set me free

Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)

(Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)

Run for the hills
We're both sinners and saints
Not a woman, but a whore
Oh I can taste the hate
Well now I'm killing you
Watch your face turning blue
Not yet a man
Just a punk in the street

Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (to fall in love)

(Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Much too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)

You say our love
Is like dynamite
its no surprise
you've got one-way eyes
Well you're killing me
Your love's a guillotine
Not yet a man
Just a punk in the street

Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (to fall in love)

(Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Much too young)
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J. Lazlow III - That One Rocks!

Lazlow: Thanks guys! That one rocks!
(the song is still going)

(Oh I'm too young)
Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love) (fades out)

Lazlow: Here on V Rock the home of the vulture in Vice City. The Vulture 
is our mascot, which we need because those idiots, the retards, the guys 
that wear the suits in marketing think I can't carry this station on my 
own. Well you're wrong! I hope I die before I get old! I'm sure I will 
thanks to this life of excess I lead.

Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock! For people who wear nametags to work.
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K. Commercial I - Be a Patriot!

Male Voice: What makes a real American? A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T-
bone steak? Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? Maybe it's the 
freedom to go into a poor country and tell them how to do things?! Heh! 
Those are all great qualities! But one thing that makes a true patriot 
is the ability to choose an American car! When you buy an import you 
take a hot meal off a hard working American's table. (Baby cries) There, 
there! This poor girl is going to starve to death, just because you 
bought a cheaper, more efficient Maibazu. Without gross symbols of 
excess, what will Americans have to look up to? Our great industries is 
a threaten! Cars, pornography, armaments! And they need your help! So 
the next time you buy a car, a piece of adult literature or a missile 
defense system! Make sure you do the American thing!

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L. Commercial II - Love Fist concert!

Male VRock Radio Voice: Lock up your daughters! (Door is slammed then 
locked) Shoot your sons!

Litte boy: Dad! (Gun fires)

Male VRock Radio Voice: Because Love Fist is coming to town! (Fist! 
Fist! Fist till morning!) The world tour that has been ban through out 
the world comes to Vice City. The monsters of rock and roll excess, Love 
Fist! (The girls are going crazy cause we are getting lazy shooting love 
fist fuel all around) Get ready for a night of death metal love ballads 
that'll have you shoving your fist in the air! It's the steel hearts, 
stone cold prostate tour! Brought to you by Giggle Cream, because 
dessert should be funny! And the Maibazu Thunder, because after you get 
struck by lighting (thunder) there's thunder! Come see the pounding rock 
from the band that brought 
you hits like "Shin Stainer", "Liver Buster" and "Dangerous Man Dead 
Family". Come get love fisted! Love Fist at the Vice City arena! Brought 
to you by V Rock!
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M. Lazlow IV - You're listening to V Rock!

Lazlow: Welcome back you're listening to V Rock. Let's get on with the 
rock and roll! I'm Lazlow, Enjoy this one. It's really special.
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Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel the Noise
(Written by N. Holder, J. Lea)
Quiet Riot appear coutesy of Portrait/Epic Records

Cum on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild, 
Wild, wild, wild,

So you think I got an evil mind, 
I'll tell you honey
I don't know why
I don't know why

So you think my singing's out of time, 
It makes me money
I don't know why
I don't know why anymore
Oh no

So cum on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild, 
Wild, wild, wild, 
Cum on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild, 
Come on!!!

So you say I got a funny face, 
I got no worries
And I don't know why
I don't know why

I'm a scruff bag well it's no disgrace, 
I'm in no hurry
And I don't know why
I don't know why anymore
No, no, no

So cum on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild, 
Wild, wild, wild, 
Cum on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild, 
Wild, wild (Come on!)

Well you think we have a lazy time, 
You should know better
I don't know why
I don't know why

So you say I got a dirty mind, 
I'm a mean go getter
I don't know why
I don't know why anymore
Oh no

Cum on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Wild, wild, wild,

Cum on feel the noise
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild,
Oooooh

Cum on, feel it
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild, wild, wild, (We're gonna get wild)
Wild, wild, wild, 
Cum on feel the noise (rock it tonight)
Girls rock your boys
We'll get wild,
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O. Lazlow V - The 100% official home of rebellion.


Male VRock Radio Voice: The home of rebellion and the Vulture (squawk)! 
This is V Rock! Where rock and roll reign supreme! Where we'll peck your 
eyes out!

Lazlow: This is the 100% official home of rebellion with me Lazlow. The 
rebel rouser, hell raiser in chief! That's right! I'am the master of 
darkness! That's why my name's Lazlow.

Male VRock Radio Vocie: It's Lazlow on V Rock! The home of all 
rebellion! We'll be right back!
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Commercial III - Exploder: Evacuator Part 2

Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. 
Till one day all hell broke loose! (Gun shots are heard)

Soldier: Tim we need you!

Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing! I wanna raise a family!

Soldier: That's just it Tim! They got your family!

Tim: Nooooo!

Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder! From the heart of America to 
the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace.

Tim: Hoo Chi Fat is that you?

Hoo Chi: Tim I know you come! Just like old days we kill everybody!

Soldier (in helicopter): Tim they got your wife!

Tim: But I'm not married!

Soldier: You are now to America!

Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost 
a friend. (Gun shot)

Tim: Hoo Chi!

Hoo Chi: Tim don't leave me! You thought me baseball game and how to 
laugh!

Tim: Nooo! He would have been a fine American. (sniff) I'll cry when I'm 
done killin!

Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making 
friends... the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2! Rated PG may 
include patriotic garbage.
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Q. Lazlow VI - All the rock you want and some you don't!

Lazlow: Hey it's V Rock! All the rock you want and some you don't. I 
know what the people want! Some mutha-fatha V Rock!

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The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary
(Written by I. Ashbury, B. Duffy)
The Cult appear coutesy of Bears Banquet
 
Oh the heads that turn 
Make my back burn 
And those heads that turn 
Make my back, make my back burn
 
The sparkle in your eyes 
Keeps me alive 
And the sparkle in your eyes 
Keeps me alive, keeps me alive 
The world and the world turns around 
The world and the world ya hear 
The world drags me down
 
Oh the heads that turn 
Make my back burn
And those heads that turn 
Make my back, make my back burn
Yeah

The fire in your eyes
Keeps me alive 
And the fire in your eyes
Keeps me alive 
I'm sure in her you'll find 
The sanctuary 
I'm sure in her you'll find 
The sanctuary 
And the world
The world turns around 
And the world and the world 
The world drags me down
And the world and the world and the world 
The world drags me down
And the world and the world and the world and the world 
The world drags me down

And the world
And the world turns around 
And the world and the world 
Yeah the world drags me down
And the world 
Yeah the world turns around
And the world and the world 
The world drags me down
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S. Lazlow VII - The home of rock and roll for 75 years! Featuring Cousin 
Ed.

Jazz Torrent: This is Jezz Torrent from Love Fist. If you wanna take on 
the chin, you'll remain listening to V Rock.

Lazlow: Vice City's home of rock and roll for 75 years. Let's go to the 
V-line. Hello you're on V Rock.

Ed: Dude! You took my job alright! I got a major beef with you!

Lazlow: Who is this?

Ed: Ed! Maybe you remember me! Now I'm out driving a bus, standing on 
unemployment lines getting yelled at by my wife because I don't make 
enough money!

Lazlow: Look man! The station is taking another direction. It's heading 
in like in a new direction, it happens to be a Lazlow direction.

Ed: No! It's not a new direction, it's a cheap direction! They're saving 
money on you! You are cheap! Lazlow equals cheap!

Lazlow: Listen this is rock and roll man! It comes and it goes! It's 
better to burn out than fade away!

Ed: So-you're calling me a burn out! Is that what you're saying?!

LAZLOW: Well I heard you applied for this job with a resume written on 
rolling papers, come on!

Ed: Oh yea, and you sent yours in hand written calligraphy with a 
bouquet of flowers... that's not rock and roll man! Rock and roll is a 
life style! You got to live it, you got to know it! You don't know a 
damn thing about music! Twisted Sister "I Wanna Rock" I came up with 
those profound lyrics, I helped Dee! Autograph "Turn up the Radio"! 
Their talking about me man! Turn up the radio, turn up Cousin Ed! What's 
the mascot's name for Iron Maiden? Do you even know? Give me a clue!

Lazlow: Listen dude! First off, Cousin Ed is a really weak radio name!
What're you like a red neck? 

Ed: Wha-What did you do? Let me ask you about high school! Did...Were you 
in the high school band?

Lazlow: No!

Ed: You were in the band? Weren't you?

Lazlow: Yes!

Ed: Yea! While you were learning the Star Spangle Banner, I was in a 
garage drummin to Def Leppard songs!

Lazlow: Ah listen... I know who the mascot for Iron Maiden is...

Ed: Who!? 

Lazlow: It's a puppy!

Ed: No! His name is Eddy! Cousin Eddy, where do you think it came from? 
Cousin Ed, Eddy, Iron Maiden! Put two and two together my friend!

Lazlow: (scoff) Listen that was old rock! This is new rock man! You got 
to step aside!

Ed: New rock! I don't even use the playlist! You probably have a 
playlist; I rolled mine into a big fatty and smoked it!

Lazlow: Listen! I'm a rock station DJ ok! Let's get some rock severed 
up! This is V Rock!

Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock!
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Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon
(Written by O. Osbourne)
Ozzy Osbourne appears courtesy of Epic Records

Screams break the silence
Waking from the dead of night
Vengeance is boiling
He's returned to kill the light
Then when he's found who he's looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...

Years spent in torment (weird resonance effects)
Buried in a nameless grave
Now he has risen
Miracles would have to save
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon

They cursed and buried him along with shame
And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
In empty burning hell - unholy one
But he's returned to prove them wrong (so wrong)
Ooh, yeah baby

Howling in shadows
Living in a lunar spell
He finds his heaven
Spewing from the mouth of hell
Those that the beast is looking for
Listen in awe and you'll hear him

Bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Hey yeah, bark at the moon
Oh, oh yeah, bark at the moon
Hooooooooowl! 
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U. Lazlow VIII - Crash and Burn weekend.

Lazlow: Yea! Hey don't forget this weekend, all weekend long it's a 
crash and burn weekend! Willy the Vulture is gonna be there handing out 
sharp objects. It is gonna rock! We're gonna have to take a break right 
now. But we'll be back in a few short seconds and maybe even give you an 
opportunity to win a vulture T-shirt. Don't go away.
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V. Commercial IV - Maibatsu Thunder

(Car engine is turned on, revvin engine)
MALE VOICE: Nights of the road, here's your stallion! (Stallion noice)
The car for freedom! (Woman: Freedom!) The car for hot excitement!  
(Woman: Excitement!) The car for a man who's alone against the elements! 
(Woman: The Maibatzu Thunder)The pride is back! It's the power of a 
compact! (Woman: It looks small but it's so big) Fuel injected! (Woman: 
Inject me!) Maibazu Thunder! On the tall road of life, you have to pay 
to prove you can! Live the emotion of an individual! (Thunder) The 
awesome power of nature, distilled into one vehicle! (Wow) Because after 
you get struck by lighting... (thunder) there's thunder! (Woman: The 
Maibazu Thunder)  

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W. Commercial V - Complete the Look

MALE VOICE: Feather hair, pentagram necklace, something missing? (Woman: 
Complete the look) Complete the look with a pair of crotch hugging, 
slightly too short, acid washed, skin tight jeans at Vice City's one 
stop shop for the rebel who sets his own style! (Woman: Wow! You look 
like a Satanist) Complete the look!

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Love Fist - Dangerous Bastard
Andy Thomson: drums
Mark Farquhar: bass
Neil Mchaffie: rhythm guitar
Trevor McDonald: lead gutar
Niall Mathewson: guest guitar
Paul Mackie: vocals
Paul Mackie, Mark Farquhar, Craif Conner, Les Benzies, Colid Donald: 
backing vocals
Written by: Alla Walker
Arranged by: Allan Walkker, Craig Conner
Lyrics by: Allan Walkker, Craig Conner


Yell
Ahhhhhhhhh!
Yell!
Come on now!
Let me see ya!
 
Well, I'm a dangerous bastard
And I am bullet-proof
I take life as a lesson
Sometimes I get flu
The devil looks into my eye
And he makes my voice go high
Is there nothing in these eyes
That I need to know
 
Is it true you like my curl
Do you think we look like girls
Would it cause a section block
If you saw our great big socks
 
Ahhhh!
Let me see ya
 
I keep drivin' faster
Goin through the roof
I wanna run a delicatessen
That don't make me a poof
Action, camera, lipstick lights
I fit in Mercedes's tights
No one knows that I play guitar
Wearing her red bra
 
Is it true you like my curl
Do you think we look like girls
Would it cause a section block
If you saw our great big socks
 
Thank you, thank you
Good Evening
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MALE ANNOUNCER: New wave this pal! We're the one and only V Rock!
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Y. Commercial IV - Ammu-Nation

MALE VOICE: The store leading the fight against communism is having a 
blow out sale! Ammu-Nation has a wide array of peacemakers! Come by 
Ammu-Nation on Militia-Mondays, exercise your second Amendment right and 
get 10% off all armor piercing bullets. We're the only gun store that 
let's you try before you buy it! Need anti-tank missile? We've got'em! 
Flamethrowers? Oh yeah! No credit, no problem! No money down, 90 days, 
same as cash. Shot now, pay later! If you're in the 10 minute waiting 
period fire off a few rounds at the Ammu-Nation gun range, featuring 
faces of commies paint coats! Come by Ammu-Nation and register to win an 
anti-aircraft gun actually used when we whooped Australia's ass! This 
weekend is the Ammu-Nation Film Festival with free screening of the 
documentary Red Dawn! Ammu-Nation protecting your 
rights!
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Z. Lazlow IX - A win it before you can pawn it weekend.

Lazlow: Hey here's another track! Remember it's gonna be a "win it 
before you can pawn it" weekend! I love to give stuff away at this radio 
station, especially if the record company gave it to us in exchange to 
play their songs. Rock and roll!
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Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes to Midnight
(Written by Bruce Dickinson, Adrian Smith)
Iron Maiden Appear courtesy of Sanctuary Records

Kill for gain or shoot to maim 
But we don't need a reason 
The Golden Goose is on the loose 
And never out of season 
Some blackened pride still burns inside 
This shell of bloody treason 
Here's my gun for a barrel of fun 
For the love of living death. 

The killer's breed or the demon's seed, 
The glamour, the fortune, the pain, 
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, 
But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 
2 minutes to midnight 
The hands that threaten doom. 
2 minutes to midnight 
To kill the unborn in the womb. 

The blind men shout let the creatures out 
We'll show the unbelievers 
The napalm screams of human flames 
Of a prime time Belsen feast...YEAH! 
As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy, 
We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies. 

The killer's breed or the demon's seed, 
The glamour, the fortune, the pain, 
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, 
But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 
2 minutes to midnight 
The hands that threaten doom. 
2 minutes to midnight 
To kill the unborn in the womb.

The body bags and little rags of children torn in two 
And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on 
you. 
As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song, 
To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.

The killer's breed or the demon's seed, 
The glamour, the fortune, the pain, 
Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, 
But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 
2 minutes to midnight 
The hands that threaten doom. 
2 minutes to midnight 
To kill the unborn in the womb.
Midnight..
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AB. Lazlow X - A bad hair day.

Lazlow: I'll tell ya, I must be having a bad hair day today. I mean I 
live that life of a rock n roll DJ 24/7! So sometime I'm not looking all 
that great and wake up in weird places but I always look moody. So 
anyway today check this out, I got turn down for a date by a waitress! 
Can you believe that! I mean who would turn down me for a date? You're a 
waitress baby! Not a megastar! Bring me some ketchup honey! Some people 
just don't know talent when they see it or hear it!

Male VRock Radio Voice: While other stations are playing this! (cheesy 
harp plays) We're playing this! (guitar power chords) V Rock!

Lazlow: We're gonna take a break and then hit the phones... really hard 
with are heads! Oh yea! And remember if your request is on our playlist, 
I might just play it if you call in.
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AC. Commercial V - The Exploder Survival Knife

Male Voice: It's the knife that saved America! If you liked the film 
Exploder, you'll love this enormous commemorate survival knife! In the 
handle you'll find all the things you'll need in any wilderness, 
disasters situation or the jungle of your backyard! It comes complete 
with fishing line, needle and thread for sowing gashes back together and 
an incredible useful endurable toothpick!

Hoo Chi: Tim go on with out me! I got taffy stuck in tooth!

Tim: It's ok Hoo Chi! Try this! (knife cutting stuff up)

Male voice: For those unplanned extended stays in the jungle, there's a 
saw for building your own hut, toilet paper and a fold out woman for 
company! As well as a serrated blade that can kill a man before he can 
scream!

Man: (knife sounds) Aggh..

Tim: That'll shut you up!

Male: The Exploder Survival Knife! It's the knife that saved America! 
Now it can save you!

Tim: This knife killed 25 thousand people in Cambodia, now you can too! 
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AD. Lazlow XI - A call from Snow Dog!

Lazlow: Be sure to stop by Complete the Look to shoplift your self a V 
Rock vulture t-shirt, they kick ass! Alright going to the phones! Who's 
this?

Snow Dog: Yo man this is Snow Dog!

Lazlow: Snow Dog? What kinda name is that?!

Snow Dog: Yo! You're one to ask LAZLOW!

Lazlow: I mean it's just kinda weird, I mean especially since there's no 
snow in Vice City. Anyway! What are you doing out there today Snow Dog?!

Snow Dog: Yo I'm gonna wallpaper my room with black trash bags!

Lazlow: Black trash bags that's classy! Make sure you spray paint V Rock 
across it your mom will love that one! Here's some more nonstop help me 
I'm unemployed rock!

(Loverboy - Working for the Weekend Plays... suiting, eh?)

JEZZ TORRENT: I'm Jezz Torrent and this is V Rock! Keep on rockin!
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Loverboy - Working for the Weekend
(Written by Paul Dean, Matthew Frenette, Mike Reno)
Loverboy appear courtesy of Columbia records

Everyone's watching, to see what you will do 
Everyone's looking at you, oh 
Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight 
Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right 

Everybody's working for the weekend 
Everybody wants a little romance 
Everybody's goin' off the deep end 
Everybody needs a second chance, oh 
You want a piece of my heart 
You better start from the start 
You wanna be in the show 
Come on baby lets go 

Everyone's looking to see if it was you 
Everyone wants you to come through 
Everyone's hoping it'll all work out 
Everyone's waiting they're holding out 

Everybody's working for the weekend 
Everybody wants a little romance 
Everybody's goin' off the deep end 
Everybody needs a second chance, oh 
You want a piece of my heart 
You better start from the start 
You wanna be in the show 
Come on baby lets go 
Hey!

You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go!
You want a piece of my heart
You better start from the start
You wanna be in the show
Come on baby lets go!
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AF. Lazlow XII - A complaint from "Big" Mitch Baker

Lazlow: Alright! It's Lazlow on V Rock! Let's go to the V-phones! Hello 
it's your big day; you're on live with Lazlow!

Mitch Baker: Hey son! Who is this?

Lazlow: Uhh... It's Lazlow! A. k. a. DJ hard rocker!

Mitch Baker: I'm glad to hear it, but I thought this was a rock station 
son! And all I'm hearing is girl's music! What're you doin? You got 
personal problems you sort 'em out son! But don't drag the rest of us 
down with ya, you hear?

Lazlow: Now-now hold on pal! I'm playing the best music in Vice City!

Mitch Baker: No! You hold on son! This is Mitch Baker here! Big Mitch 
Baker! You play something hard real soon or I'm gonna come by the 
station and shove that sissy soft rock crap so far down your throat, 
you'll be crappin hair bands till Christmas! You hear??

Lazlow: Uh...Ok!

Mitch Baker: Cause I didn't fight, and maim and kill for this damn 
country, so I can hear grown men abusing the uniform of long hair and 
leather with this damn awful wailing! I wanna rock! Now good day sir.

Lazlow: Gah! Vets are so cranky! If you don't like the music start your 
own radio station. It's easy!
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Alcatrazz - God Bless Video
(Written by G. Bonnet, S. Vai)
Alcatrazz appear coutesy of Capitor Records under license from EMI-
Capitor Music Special Markets

Lets take a plane and go somewhere exotic
To play with a non-descript song
We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
To make you a real man my son
Ahh real man my son

Some cheap kid from Birmingham
Blessed with an accent
That pours like the darkest brown ale
Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
He's just a fast buck for sale
Ahh fast buck for sale

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video

Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
And get someone to carve up my hair
If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
And be glad to say you were there
Ahh say you were there

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video

Don't you know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
We know that God blessed video
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AH. Short Intermission III

Male Announcer: If you wake up next to a fat hog in a trailer, you're 
livin the life of V Rock! (oink, oink)
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Tesla - Cumin' Atcha Live
(Written by Frank Hannon, Jeff Keith, Brian Wheat)
Tesla appear courtesy of Universal Music Group

Owwww!
I'm a mean machine; I'm the kind you don't wanna meet
My middle name is trouble; I'm a danger in the street
My motors in overdrive, I got my pedal to the floor
Never get enough, always comin' back for more yeah yeah

Here I come, better step aside
Here I come, I'm comin' atcha live, comin' atcha live

I'm the one you want, I never give a warning twice
Anything could happen like the rollin' of the dice - now!
Here I come, you better step aside
Here I come, comin' atcha live

Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, oh here I come
Come on!

Comin' at you live, I'm comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
Comin' at you live, oh here I come
Comin' at you live, step aside, oh step aside
Ow! Ow! Oh yeah, here I come, here I come!
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AJ. Lazlow XIII - The Lazlow mega-music marathon!

Lazlow: Alright welcome back! Comin up we got a special treat for you! 
The Lazlow mega-music marathon! Where I play two records back to back 
and then some commercials and then two more records! 

(Autograph - Turn up the Radio starts to play)

Lazlow: Oh yeah! And remember if you wanna get a great new hair style, 
Sissy Sprits is probably the way to go. Either that or a perm... or 
both. Sissy Sprits your perm! That's pretty cool! That's what I got and 
it works for me! Anyway it's time for Lazlow mega-music marathon! Let's 
start off with this one...
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Autograph - Turn Up The Radio
(Written by Steven Plunkett, Rand Rand, Steve Isham, Steve Lynch, Keni 
Richards)
Autograph appear coutesy of The RCA Records Label, under licence from 
BMG Special Products

Turn it up!
Yeah!
I'm working hard, you're working too
We do it every day
For every minute I have to work
I need a minute of play
Day in day out all week long
Things go better with rock
The only time I turn it down
Is when I'm sleepin it off

Turn up the radio
I need the music, gimmie some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more

Now listen!
I wanna shake, I wanna dance
So count it off a-one two three
I feel the beat, I'm in a trance
No better place to be
Daytime night-time, anytime
Things go better with rock
I'm goin' twenty four hours a day
I can't seem to stop

Turn up the radio
I need the music, gimmie some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more

Turn up the radio
I need the music, gimmie some more
Yeah!
Turn up the radio
I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
Waaaaaaaaaah!
Turn up the radio
Come on!
I need the music, gimmie some more
Everybody
Turn up the radio
Turn it up!
I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
(Whooooooooooo!)
Turn up the radio
Turn it up!
I need the music, gimmie some more
(Gimmie some more)
Turn up the radio
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Megadethh - Peace Sells
(Written by Mustaine)
Megadeth appears courtesy of Capitor Records, Under License from EMI-
Capitol Musc Special Markets

What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
I talk to him every day.
What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
I go to court when I have to.
What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
I got nothing better to do
And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?

If there's a new way,
I'll be the first in line.
But, it better work this time.

What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
I didn't know you had any feelings.
What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
I'm just not your kind.
What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of 
America"?
Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?

If there's a new way
I'll be the first in line,
But, it better work this time.

Can you put a price on peace?
Peace,
Peace sells,
Peace, 
Peace sells, 
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?

Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
Peace sells, but who's buying?
No, peace sells...
Peace sells
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AM. Short Intermission IV

Male VRock Radio Voice: Only sissies cry! (Boo, woo) Real men stand in 
the rain and 
listen to this! (Thunder noise) V, V, V, V, V, V Rock!
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AN. Commercial VI - Knife After Dark

Male voice: He was just the boy next door...

Old man: Hi! Well hello there Danny! I didn't know it was hockey season.

Boy: Hey can I borrow a knife!

Male vocie: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears! 
Knife After Dark rated R.. for Retarded.
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AO. Lazlow XIV - Complaining moms

Lazlow: You know if one more mom calls complaining, "My son listened to 
your station then he flunked out of school wah, wah, wah!" Well how you 
gonna learn to party at school mom?!

Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock!

Lazlow: And now for part two of the music marathon... hold on tight!
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Anthrax - Madhouse
(Written by Anthrax)
Anthrax appear courtesy of Island Def Jam Music Group)

White coats to bind me, out of control
I live alone inside my mind
World of confusion, air filled with noise
Who says that my life's such a crime?

Trapped in this nightmare!
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
Four walls surround me
An empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze

'Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me!
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame

It's a Madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a Madhouse
Oh, am I insane?

My fears behind me, what can I do
My dreams haunt my sleep at night
Oh no, won't learn their lesson, white fills my eyes
And only then they see the light

Trapped, in this nightmare
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
Four walls surround me
An empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze

'Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me!
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame

It's a Madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a Madhouse
Oh, am I insane?

Trapped, in this nightmare
I wish I'd wake
As my whole life begins to shake
Four walls surround me
An empty gaze
I can't find my way out of this maze

'Cause I don't care
Fall in, fall out
Gone without a doubt, help me!
I can't take the blame
They don't feel the shame

It's a Madhouse
Or so they claim
It's a Madhouse
Oh, am I insane?
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Slater - Raining BLood
(Lyrics by K. King; Music and Lyrics by J. Hannerman)
Slayer appear courtesy of Island Def Jam Music Group

Trapped in purgatory
A lifeless object, alive
Awaiting reprisal
Death will be their acquisition
 
The sky is turning red
Return to power draws near
Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
Abolish the rules made of stone
 
Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above

Awaiting the hour of reprisal
Your time slips away
 
Raining blood
From a lacerated sky
Bleeding its horror
Creating my structure
Now I shall reign in blood!
(Lighting followed by rain)
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AR. Lazlow XV - A face for radio

Lazlow: You know I chose those two myself! I'm sick of people calling up 
and saying I don't have a passion for music and that I have a face for 
radio. What's that about?!

Male VRock Radio Vocie: While other station's listeners are at school, 
(Piano plays) we're shoplifting! (Guitar plays) V Rock! (Echo)
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AS. Lazlow XVI - Stupid vulture

LAZLOW: I about had with this stupid vulture! He gets more air time than 
I do! Who cares about a stupid bird!

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AS. Special Section with Lazlow quitting V Rock

(Note - This is the secret clip on the last track of the Soundtrack CD. 
This part isn't included in the game, but it explains how Lazlow got a 
job on Chatterbox in GTAIII.)

LAZLOW: So hey! How did I do? Do I sound ok? Hey! Do, do I look ok? What 
do you think? I gotta meet this girl later and check this out, she's 
dating my best friend! Heh! how cool is that? I tell you man, you can't 
stop me right now! Since I got this gig, I'm a one man-rocking-love-
machine! Lazlow is unquenchable! I've had so many chicks this month, 
most of them can't even remember! And I gotta ask for a raise, I need 
more money if doing this sort of thing in a studio. I'm the star of the 
show man! All they say to me is "Talk more about the vulture, say the 
vulture'll peck your eyes out!" screw the vulture man! I'm a about rock 
n roll! How many chicks did the vulture get last week? I hate that 
freakin vulture... I'm the star, and they think they can get away with 
paying me less than the guy who's job I took! I'm Lazlow
man!  

...What was that?....Wha-I can't hear you!...Then turn the mic off geez! 

....Sorry didn't mean to polute your studio!

....WHAT?! stop talking?!

...But that's my job!

...(Lazlow's voice is now heard away from the mic) Oh yea! if I weren't 
a rocker can I do this? (Glass is shattered) Oh yea! I've trashed hotel 
rooms! Oh yea I'm whacked on cough syrup man! Ohhh! Watch out for me! 
Yea ohhh! Ok, I'll leave, I'll leave!... Yea!

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IV. Interesting facts about the station and the music

In the song Bark at the Moon, there are some sounds that don't go with 
the song on the soundtrack. At the end of the first verse, in the game 
you can hear Ozzy laughing, but you can't head that on the soundtrack 
CD. Also, at the beginning of the first bridge, you can hear distortion 
sounds, and it sounds toned down on the soundtrack, like they tried to 
get it out, but couldn't because that's the only place in the song where 
there's a bridge with those lyrics. This whole thing has been a mystery 
to me.... but I've figured someone at Rockstar tried to change it 
somehow.

You can find the V Rock station downtown, down the street from Ammu-
Nation and next to the hospital.

In GTAIII, Lazlow, who hosts Chatterbox, says he has a job there because 
he got kicked off the rock station, which is explained by the secret 
track.

When you go into a military helicopter (The Hunter) the radio is always 
turned to V Rock.

Love Fist apparently made four songs for this game. Fist Till Morning, 
Down Down Down, Dangerous Bastard, and Fist Fury, but only Fist Furt and 
Dangerous Bastard is heard in the game.

In the game, Lovefist is portrayed as a Scottish band, with Scottish 
accents and all. The names of the artists though, have names of Scottish 
decent, like McHaffie and McDonald, so maybe it all came naturally.

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V.                            Credits

Thanks to Rockstar Games and Rockstar North (DMA Design) for releasing 
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Without you, this wouldn't be possible. 

Thanks to Lazlow, for writing many funny parts of the game, and for 
bringing our lovable host back in Vice City.

I would like to thank the following people on GameFAQs for being 
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animorph1000, Do I Know You, XSO, mr duckbear3, Less Than Jake II, Sabin 
2002, SamDaMan 2002, MarioGuy, Go Yankees, reversefigure4, ak02, 
sonic019, littleman1314, Locke12, NAR Password, Narpas Sword, English 
Psycho, Dj Cinos, Tyrasibion, Joni Phillips, bansama, MegamanEXE759, 
Skel1, Sixth Ghost, VideoZ, Revival, alex cross, Zangulus, CBPSpike, 
Italic Text Man, DTL, Mastermind2K, Rodri316, CycloReaper, Uncle Ulty, 
Ffantasymaster, gandalfthegrey, Genius6504, Mr Shorts, xajBOB, Soupy, 
Princess Celes, C0mplet0, Great Y2E, Y3E, Woslel Dragoon, Axass, Math 
Diety, Meatwadd, Harv, nanasilencer, ncrdrg, Scorpion X is Back, 
SSBMPichu, Sir Bormun, Terran, Warran Thad, WeaponTCK, StahnAileron, FOb 
POr LIFe. 
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