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    Grand Theft Auto Vice City : Fever 105 Script
    By Wesker
    wesker@smartbee.com
    Version 1.04 (Completed)
    Last Updated 10/14/2004
    
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    Updates
    
    0.99 Most of FAQ completed all DJ scripts finished only two songs remain to
    have the lyrics written. Get Down Saturday Night and Act Like You Know.
    
    1.00 Faq completed two songs lyrics written.
    
    1.02 Special Thanks to Yudy for pointing out a table of contents error where
    contents that were missing needed to be added a pain for me since I had
    to change every letter :) but thanks nonetheless. Also grammatical errors
    were corrected in the script itself.
    
    1.03 Giggle Cream commercial spelling revised thanks to KawaiiNeko.
    
    1.04 Spelling Error corrected thanks to A.M.S.siva Ganesh Maharajan.
    
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    Contents:
    
    1. Introduction
    
    2. Script
    
    A. DJ Introduction
    B. Whispers - And The Beat Goes On 
    C. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit 
    D. Fat Larry's Band - Act Like You Know 
    E. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit 
    F. Rusty Browns Donut Commercial 
    G. Oliver Cheetam - Get Down Saturday Night 
    H. Fever Commercial 
    I. Dileo and Furax Law Firm Commercial 
    J. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit 
    K. The Pointer Sisters - Automatic 
    L. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit 
    M. Fever 105 Commercial
    N. Rene and Angela - I'll Be Good 
    O. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit 
    P. Fever 105 Commercial
    Q. Mary Jane Girls - All Night Long 
    R. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit 
    S. Fever 105 Commercial 
    T. BJ's Used Autos Commercial 
    U. Fever 105 Commercial 
    V. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit 
    W. Rick James - Ghetto Life 
    X. Michael Jackson - Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' 
    Y. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit 
    Z. Fever 105 Commercial 
    AA. Evelyn 'Champagne' King - Shame 
    AB. Fever 105 Commercial 
    AC. Giggle Cream Commercial
    AD. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    AE. Teena Marie - Behind The Groove
    AF. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    AG. Fever 105 Commercial
    AH. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    AI. Mtume - Juicy Fruit
    AJ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    AK. Kool And The Gang - Summer Madness
    AL. Fever 105 Commerical
    AM. Farewell Ranch Commercial
    AN. Fever 105 Commerical
    AO. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    AP. In Deep - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
    AQ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    AR. Fever 105 Commerical
    
    3. Conclusion
    
    4. Legal Stuff
    
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    Introduction
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    Well basically I one day really wanted to write something for GTA Vice City I
    looked for a script since I have lots of experience in them and wanted to do an
    easy one for a change unlike my Halo one which took like a week at ten hours a
    day. I could do to no avail or so I thought. When I searched through all the
    scripts already done I neglected to notice Fever 105 doesn't have one there
    was a person trying to make a FAQ for all of them into one but abandoned it
    and never completed Fever 105. I was on the forums and someone said that there
    we no script for it so here it is :) I recorded the station directly from the
    game and encoded it into an MP3 and played it back so I could listen to the
    music and the DJ's over and over just to make sure I typed what they were
    saying right.
    
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    A. DJ Introduction
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    Commercial Voice: You thought that man was the Don but he gave you the fever. 
    
    
    Male Voice: Fever 105.
    
    DJ Biscuit: Welcome back to Fever 105, Vice City's soul paradise with me
    manning the wheels of steel. (Long Pause)
    
    DJ Biscuit: Get yourself some tea and me. (Pause) And if your listening out
    there Chevan you best let old Ladykiller out of the dog house. (Pause) Cause
    he's ready to freak on your squeak box baby.
    
    Commercial Voice: F-F-F-Fever
    
    Male Commercial Voice: You got the Fever.
    
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    B. Whispers - And The Beat Goes On
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    And the beat goes on
    Just like my love everlasting
    And the beat goes on
    Still moving strong on and on
    
    Do you ever wonder
    That to win, somebody's got to lose
    I might as well get over the blues
    Just like fishing in the ocean
    There'll always be someone new
    You did me wrong 'cos I've been through stormy weather.
    
    And the beat goes on
    Just like my love everlasting
    And the beat goes on you'd better believe it
    Still moving strong on and on
    
    Don't stop for nobody
    This time I'll keep my feet on solid ground
    Now I understand myself when I'm down
    Like the sweet sound of hip music
    There'll always be something new
    To keep the tables turning
    Hey this super song
    There'll never be an ending
    
    And the beat goes on
    Just like my love everlasting
    And the beat goes on
    Still moving strong on and on (the beat goes on) on, ...
    
    Get down playing that fee, sure the beat is real
    The beat goes on
    
    And the beat goes on, ...
    
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    C. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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    DJ Biscuit: Don't put yourself down baby your listening to the Ladykiller here
    on Fever. The home of modern Disco and Soul here in Vice City paradise on
    earth. Hot tubs and fine meal and a spot of relaxation you dig? Old Ladykiller
    gotta rest up you go guys carry on partyin.
    
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    D. Fat Larry's Band - Act Like You Know
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    Yeah you wanna know
    Act just like
    Act just like you know
    Whoa you just aughta know
    Yeah
    When your feeling down and low and you need a place to go
    Ohhhhhhhh
    Just pick up your shoes and go to the hottest place you know
    Ohhhhhhhh
    When you can free your mind and have a good time just step right up
    Hurry Hurry Hurry
    To the fired line
    Act like you know
    This is your way to shine
    Act like you know
    Theres only stars in the fired line
    Act like you know
    Where the bouts are real
    Act like you know
    Start kickin' up your heels
    Yea
    You wanna know
    Well Well Well
    The fashion here is dressed to kill so if you dare put on your dancing wales
    Yeaheahhhhh
    And you find yourself under a spot that'll make you hard to try
    So if you move in time and your feelin' fine just step right up
    Hurry Hurry Hurry
    To the fired line
    Act like you know
    This is your way to shine
    Act like you know
    Theres only stars in the fired line
    Act like you know
    Where the bouts are real
    Act like you know
    Start kicking up your heels
    Yeah
    You wanna know
    Well Well Well
    Act just like you know
    
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    E. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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    DJ Biscuit: Welcome back to Fever with me Oliver Biscuit the Ladykiller lets
    take your temperature oh baby your freezing. Remember its Saturday night
    every night with the Ladykiller you can apologize in the morning.
    
    Commercial Voice: F-F-F-Fever 105.
    
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    F. Rusty Browns Donut Commercial
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    Male Announcer: How do you like to enjoy a Rusty Browns Ring Donut?
    
    Man: I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then thrust my tongue
    in the middle.
    
    Man 2: I like to munch it vigorously.
    
    Man 3: I just love the batter all over my face.
    
    Man 4: On Friday nights I just can't stop eating Rusty Browns ring donuts.
    
    Woman: Oh my god it's so good.
    
    Man 5: Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around Fifth Street.
    
    Male Announcer: When you go downtown make sure you enjoy Rusty Browns ring
    donuts.
    
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    G. Oliver Cheetham - Get Down Saturday Night
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    Get down this saturday night
    Saturday night
    Saturday night
    Get down this saturday night
    Saturday night
    Saturday night
    Saturday morning
    Friday in the eve
    Housework is calling me but where to begin
    Kids are out of school trying to find a plan
    Everybodys busy can't wait for the night to begin
    Ohhhh yeah
    You work all week long
    You work your fingers to the bone
    Fridays at a leave I can't wait for saturday to begin
    Woooooohooooo
    I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
    Make lovin' till the morning come
    I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
    Make lovin' till the morning come
    I like to party mhmmm
    Everybody does
    You can wait for the weekend no no
    To see what your getting to
    But you got to get down down down down down down
    Even if you stay at home
    Make love and listen to some music
    You've got to let your self go go go go go
    You work all week long
    You work your fingers to the bone
    Fridays at a leave yeahhhh I can't wait for saturday to begin
    Woooooohooooo 
    I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
    Make lovin' till the morning come
    I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
    Make lovin' till the morning come
    
    In New York
    In Detroit
    Hey Hey Heyyyyy
    In New York in Detriot even in LA
    
    No no no
    Oh no no
    
    I can't wait for saturday to begin
    I can't wait for saturday to begin
    Whoaaaaa baby
    I can't wait for saturday to begin
    No no no
    Oh no no
    I can't wait for saturday to begin
    
    You work whoaaaaall week long
    You work your fingers to the bone
    Fridays at a leave I can't wait for saturday to begin
    Woooohoooo
    I can't wait for saturday to begin
    Oh whoa whoaooooooa
    I'm gonna have myself some fun fun fun fun
    Make lovin' till the morning come
    Some like to party
    Some like to dance
    Some like to make romance
    Some like to smoke
    Some like to dope
    Whoa whoaoooooooa babe
    Some like to drink
    
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    H. Fever 105 Commercial
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    Male Announcer: Pounding headache, violent stomach upset, soaring temperature.
    
    Female Announcer: Fever 105 is ill.
    
    Male Announcer: You got the fever.
    
    Female Announcer: It's Hot.
    
    Male Announcer: Fever 105.
    
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    I. Dileo and Furax Law Commercial
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    Male Announcer: At the law firm of Dileo and Furax we understand that sometimes
    life throws you a curveball we help our blue chip clients get their lives
    back after circumstances have conspired against them. Just listen.
    
    Previous Client: It was an unfortunate accident what happened to my wife on
    that precarious cliff. Dileo and Furax can't bring my wife back but they made
    sure I didn't end up in the slammer.
    
    Previous Client 2: I was unfortunate enough to be found with fifteen kilos in
    my spare tire. I was so mad at the auto repair shop that sold me that
    tire thanks to Dileo and Furax the district attorney saw it that way too.
    
    Previous Client 3: I... I accidentally torched a quickie-mart when my medication
    ran out (laughs) Dileo and Furax helped me and the community by ensuring a
    healthy settlement from the pharmaceutical company.
    
    Male Announcer: At Dileo and Furax we understand the judicial system and we'll
    insure the truth is heard no matter how improbable were not cheap but what
    price can you put on truth? Call Dileo and Furax today at 866-974-2333 that's
    8669-SHADY. Dileo and Furax accidents happen and we'll prove it.
    
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    J. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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    DJ Biscuit: This is the Ladykiller here on Fever and this next record is
    Automatic.
    
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    K. The Pointer Sisters - Automatic
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    Look what you're doing to me
    I'm utterly at your whim
    All of my defenses down
    Your camera looks through me
    With its X-ray vision
    And all systems run aground
    All I can manage to push from my lips
    Is a stream of absurdities
    Every word I intended to speak
    Wind up locked in the circuitry
     
    Chorus:
    No way to control it
    It's totally automatic
    Whenever you're around
    I'm walking blindfolded
    Completely automatic
    All of my systems are down
    Down down down
    Automatic
    Automatic
     
    What is this madness
    That makes my motor run
    And my legs too weak to stand
    I go from sadness
    To exhilaration
    Like a robot at your command
    My hands perspire and shake like a leaf
    Up and down goes my temperature
    I summon doctors to get some relief
    But they tell me there is no cure
    They tell me
     
    Chorus
    
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    L. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    
    DJ Biscuit: How are you all doing out there partying safe? (Pause) Relaxin in
    a hot tub with a fox or two kickin back taking it easy gettin your groove on
    I've got mine on 24 hours a day ladies that's why I'm the Ladykiller.
    
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    M. Fever 105 Commercial
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    Male announcer: I've got the fever baby. 
    
    Female announcer: Word to daddy. 
    
    Male announcer: Fever 105. 
    
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    N. Rene and Angela - I'll Be Good
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    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    
    Flash, we meet
    Passin' in the streets
    Words unspoken
    Silence unbroken, hey
    
    Just by chance
    We fell into romance
    The cry of success
    Left no room to guess
    
    Oh, no (Oh, no)
    Love has knocked us down and scored
    We've been twice around the block before
    Know the changes you've been through
    My promise is to you
    
    I'll be good
    Ooh, ooh (Ooh, ooh)
    Better than before
    You know I'll love you more
    
    I'll be good
    Ooh, ooh (Ooh, ooh)
    Better than before
    You know I'll love you more
    
    I fell in love so quick
    I knew that this was it
    So much emotion
    Made so much devotion
    
    And when we talk
    We're never miles apart
    Your telephone line
    Is tied right to my heart
    
    (Love me, baby)
    Your love has knocked me down and scored
    (Knock me out, baby)
    You may hide and close your door
    (Baby, baby)
    Open up, I swear it's true
    (What you gonna do)
    
    I'll be good {I just wanna be good}
    To you (How good)
    Better than before (Mmm...)
    You know I'll love you more
    
    I'll be good
    Will you be good, boy {So good}, so good {Hey}
    Better than before
    You know I'll love you more
    
    When we talk
    We're never miles apart
    Telephone line (Telephone line)
    Tied straight to my heart
    
    I fell in love so quick
    I thought my mind was playin' tricks
    One twist of fate
    Made it somethin' so great
    
    Let me show you how to live
    Stop goin' from town to town
    Don't be afraid to give
    Time to settle down
    
    When I'm good I'm bad
    And when I'm bad I'm better
    When I'm at my best
    There's no room to guess
    
    I'll be good
    Ooh, ooh, ooh
    Better than before
    You know I'll love you more
    
    I'll be good
    Ooh, ooh, ooh
    Mmm...ooh
    
    I'll be good
    Better than before
    Know I'll love you more
    Better than before
    You know I'll love you more
    
    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    I'll be good...good...good...good...
    
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    O. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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    DJ Oliver: Now that's a record to get down to whatever get down means to you I
    know what it means to me. It means gettin down with some women's puttin on a
    little soul on the HI-FI system. Changing into something comfortable like a
    velour sweat suit and playin records just like this.
    
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    P. Fever 105 Commercial
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    Female Announcer: Fever 105.
    
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    Q. Mary Jane Girls - All Night Long
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    Hey, boy
    Would you meet me on the roof tonight
    I got a surprise for you
    
    All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
    All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
    
    Oh, something's got me so excited, baby
    A feeling I've been holdin' back so long
    You got me shook up, shook down, shook out on your lovin'
    And boy, I can't wait to get started lovin' you
    
    All night long (All night long)
    I've waited for your love to come
    Up to the roof to show you the proof
    It's you that I love, I love
    
    And now that I can feel you coming closer to me
    I'm not running
    Boy, may I say
    I can't wait to get it on
    
    I'm gonna give it to you
    All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
    (I can't wait to love you, baby)
    I'm gonna give it to you
    All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
    (Ooh...ooh...ooh...)
    
    I'm gonna give it to you
    (I've been waiting for you so long, come to me)
    I'm gonna give it to you
    (Meet me on the rooftop in the night)
    I'm gonna give it to you
    (Come get my love delight)
    
    Oh, something's got me so delighted, baby
    I see your face in everything I do
    You got me shook up, shook down, shook out on your lovin'
    And boy, there is just no way I'll ever get over you
    
    All night long (All night long)
    I've waited for your love to come
    Up to the roof to show you the proof
    It's you that I love, I love
    
    Up on this rooftop I'll be waiting
    For your love, anticipating
    Hurry up and come
    'Cause I can't wait to get it on
    
    I'm gonna give it to you
    All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
    (I'm gonna give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give 
    it to you)
    I'm gonna give it to you
    All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
    (I can't wait to love you, baby)
    
    I'm gonna give it to you
    All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
    (I'm gonna give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give it to you, give 
    it to you)
    I'm gonna give it to you
    All (All) night (Night) long (Long)
    (I can't wait to love you, boy)
    
    Ooh...ooh...
    I'm gonna give it to you
    I'm gonna give it to you
    
    Climb up on the ladder, don't stop
    My love's waiting when you reach the top
    I'm gonna give it to you
    All night long
    
    Climb up on the ladder, honey
    What I got is better than money
    All night long
    
    Come on up, boy, don't be late
    What I got for you won't wait
    All night long
    
    Ooh...ooh...
    I'm gonna give it to you
    
    Swee dee dee doo doo ya
    Twee dee dee doo doo ya
    
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    R. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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    DJ Biscuit: We've gotta take a break now ladies your havin a little personal
    time with Oliver Ladykiller Biscuit and I'll be right back. When we come back
    I'm gonna get freaky why don't you go powder up your nose or somethin I'll be
    back.
    
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    S. Fever 105 Commercial
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    Male Announcer: Soul music for lovers.
    
    Female Announcer: F-F-F-Fever 105.
    
    Male Announcer: Fever 105.
    
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    T. BJ's Used Autos Commercial
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    BJ Smith: Hi, I'm BJ Smith tight in for the Vice City mommas and proud
    proprietor of BJ's Used Autos. Cars from all over America come to find a new
    home in Florida. Just like you I moved here after the draft football uh not
    Vietnam even though they do have a lot in common. I noticed there was one
    thing missin from this great town a celebrity endorsed used car shop. That's
    why I founded BJ's Used Autos. Every one of these beauties is freshly painted
    they look brand new we have new models coming in every morning usually around
    2 AM. We can get you anything and if you see a car of your dreams tell us we
    can acquire it for you. I've takin the skills I've learned as a pro football
    player to the used car business snatch, grab, and run like hell. BJ's Used
    Autos I'm tackin low prices with high cars.
    
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    U. Fever 105 Commercial
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    Female Announcer: Maxin and relaxing baby.
    
    Male Announcer: Fever 105.
    
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    V. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
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    DJ Biscuit: Oh yes, I ain't don't yet baby no way you just you just pack a sack
    of lunch.
    
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    W. Rick James - Ghetto Life
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    When I was a young boy
    Growing up in the ghetto
    Hanging out on corners
    Singin' with the fellas
    Lookin' for the cute chicks
    Trying to find a bit of fun
    Looking for some trouble
    Or anyone who'll give me some
    
    I was young and crazy
    In the ghetto
    Didn't know what my life would be
    In the ghetto
    I was dumb and oh so lazy
    In the ghetto
    Something had a spell on me
    In the ghetto
    
    You wanna know what I'm talkin' bout?
    Talkin' 'bout ghetto life
    Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiife
    You wanna know what I'm singin' 'bout?
    Talkin' 'bout ghetto life
    Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiife
    
    When I was a young man
    Kind of free and fancy
    Met this little cute girl
    She said her name was Nancy
    She had pigtails to her shoulders
    She couldn't have been much older
    She taught me what I had to know
    To make a girl not want to go
    
    She was very kinky
    In the ghetto
    She laid her pigtails down on me
    In the ghetto
    And I was feeling oh so sneaky
    In the ghetto
    I had to see what love could be
    In the ghetto
    
    I knew it all along
    That my game was strong
    But I was wrong that time
    I knew I had to pray
    And give myself away
    Did you think I was man enough?
    Yeah
    Did you think I was smart enough?
    Yeah
    Did you think I was strong enough?
    Yeah
    Did you think I'd work it out?
    
    The Ghetto Life
    
    Sing it to ya, hit it baby baby
    Talkin 'bout ghetto life
    You got to get on over
    Talkin 'bout ghetto life
    
    When I was a young boy
    Tenements, slums and corner bums
    Playing tag with winos
    The only way to have some fun
    One thing 'bout the ghetto
    You don't have to hurry
    It'll be there tommorow
    So brother don't you worry
    
    Ghetto Life
    Talking 'bout ghetto life
    Talking 'bout Ghettoo Liiiiiiiiife
    Ghetto Life, baby
    Talkin' 'bout ghetto life
    
    Life
    
    Life
    Ghetto Liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii(Talkin' 'bout ghetto life)iiioooooo la la
    la la life
    Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto
    People we got to get over
    Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto
    Talkin' 'bout the life
    Shoop Shoop Shoop Shoop, Shoop be doop in the ghetto
    Life
    
    Where's the place we funk?
    Ghetto Land that's the place we funk
    The place we like to funk
    Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk
    Say where the place we funk
    Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk
    The place we like to funk
    Ghetto Land that's the place where we funk
    Ho!
    The place we like to funk
    
    Ghetto Land, we like to funk
    Where the place, we like to funk
    
    Ghetto Land, that's the place
    Where we funk from day to day
    Ghetto Land Ghetto Land
    
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    X. Michael Jackson - Wannabe Startin' Somethin'
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    I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
    I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
    It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
    Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
    And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
    It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
    Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
    And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
    
    [1st Verse]
    I Took My Baby To The Doctor
    With A Fever, But Nothing He Found
    By The Time This Hit The Street
    They Said She Had A Breakdown
    Someone's Always Tryin' To Start My Baby Cryin'
    Talkin', Squealin', Lyin'
    Sayin' You Just Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    
    [Chorus]
    I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
    I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
    It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
    Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
    And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
    It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
    Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
    And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
    
    [2nd Verse]
    You Love To Pretend That You're Good
    When You're Always Up To No Good
    You Really Can't Make Him Hate Her
    So Your Tongue Became A Razor
    Someone's Always Tryin' To Keep My Baby Cryin'
    Treacherous, Cunnin', Declinin'
    You Got My Baby Cryin'
    
    [Chorus]
    I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
    I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
    It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
    Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
    And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
    It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
    Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
    And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable
    Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable
    You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable
    They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable
    
    [3rd Verse]
    Billie Jean Is Always Talkin'
    When Nobody Else Is Talkin'
    Tellin' Lies And Rubbin' Shoulders
    So They Called Her Mouth A Motor
    Someone's Always Tryin' To Start My Baby Cryin'
    Talkin', Squealin', Spyin'
    Sayin' You Just Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    
    [Chorus]
    I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
    I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
    It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
    Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
    And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
    It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
    Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
    And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're A Vegetable, You're A Vegetable
    Still They Hate You, You're A Vegetable
    You're Just A Buffet, You're A Vegetable
    They Eat Off Of You, You're A Vegetable
    
    [Ad-Lib]
    If You Cant Feed Your Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
    Then Don't Have A Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
    And Don't Think Maybe (Yeah, Yeah)
    If You Can't Feed Your Baby (Yeah, Yeah)
    You'll Be Always Tryin'
    To Stop That Child From Cryin'
    Hustlin', Stealin', Lyin'
    Now Baby's Slowly Dyin'
    
    [Chorus]
    I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
    I Said You Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'
    You Got To Be Startin' Somethin'
    It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
    Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
    And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
    It's Too High To Get Over (Yeah, Yeah)
    Too Low To Get Under (Yeah, Yeah)
    You're Stuck In The Middle (Yeah, Yeah)
    And The Pain Is Thunder (Yeah, Yeah)
    
    [Ad-Lib]
    Lift Your Head Up High
    And Scream Out To The World
    I Know I Am Someone
    And Let The Truth Unfurl
    No One Can Hurt You Now
    Because You Know What's True
    Yes, I Believe In Me
    So You Believe In You
    Help Me Sing It, Ma Ma Se,
    Ma Ma Sa, Ma Ma Coo Sa
    Ma Ma Se, Ma Ma Sa,
    Ma Ma Coo Sa
    [Repeat/Fade-Out]
    
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    Y. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    ------------------------------
    
    DJ Biscuit: This is Fever 105 you know the Ladykiller came from the ghetto but 
    ladies
    I've made something of myself because I have certain guests. (Pause) And love
    
    of music and I love the women. (Pause) Sometimes when I'm with a woman nothing 
    works 
    better than then locking hoops with her fuck. That put me in the mood for 
    something
    special like a sandwich I'm the Ladykiller this is Fever. You best lie down girl
    cause we're startin somethin.
    
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    Z. Fever 105 Commercial
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    Female Announcer: (Slowly) Fever 1-0-5.
    
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    AA. Evelyn 'Champagne' King - Shame
    ----------------------------------
    
    Shame
    Burning, you keep my whole body yearning
    You got me so confused
    It's a shame
    Sometimes I think I'm going insane
    But still I want to stay
    
    Wrapped in your arms
    I Is where I want to be
    f want to be, want to be
    Wrapped in your arms
    That's my high, my high
    
    Shame, ooh
    My mother says you're playing a game
    And what you do to me is a
    Shame
    Ooh, gonna love you just the same
    Mama just don't understand
    Wrapped in your arms
    Is where I want to be
    I want to be, want to be
    Wrapped in your arms
    That's my high, my high
    I can't get enough, ooh baby
    Enough of that magic touch
    Love is in my heart
    Tearing the rules apart
    So, why should I be ashamed
    
    Only love can be to blame
    If we lose our love
    It's a shame
    Ooh, I wouldn't want to live with the pain
    Gonna stay forever
    
    Wrapped in your arms
    Is where I want to be
    I want to be, want to be
    Wrapped in your arms
    That's my high, my high
    Only love can be to blame
    If we lose our love
    It's a shame
    Ooh, I wouldn't want to live with the pain
    Gonna stay forever
    Oh, it's a shame
    Shame (etc.)
    
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    AB. Fever 105 Commercial
    -----------------------
    
    Male Announcer: Whether your goin all night long or only for 4 minutes.
    
    Female Announcer: You'd better get that shriveled up thing away from me.
    
    Male Announcer: Your super bad.
    
    Female Announcer: F-F-F-Fever 105.
    
    Male Announcer: Fever 105.
    
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    AC. Giggle Cream Commercial
    ---------------------------
    
    Male Announcer: Gig Gig Gig Gig Giggle Cream.
    
    Female and Male Announcer (in harmony): Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Waaa.
    That's the sound I love.
    
    Male Announcer: Kills lots of brain cells in a funny happy way. It entirely
    legal thanks to a loophole by the FDA.
    
    Male Announcer: Whether you're at a family reunion or hanging out before the
    show have some Giggle Cream before everything it'll make you talk real low.
    
    Female and Male Announcer (in harmony): Gig Gig Gig Gig Gig. Gig Gig Gig Gig Gig
    Gig Gig (Fast) Weheee. Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Wa Wa Waaa Waaa.
    That's the sound I love.
    
    Male Announcer: Giggle Cream it makes dessert funny.
    
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    AD. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    -------------------------------
    
    DJ Biscuit: I'm just puttin my needle into another groove if it starts skippin
    don't be trippin.
    
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    AE. Teena Marie - Behind The Groove
    -----------------------------------
    
    Hey, baby {Oh, yeah}
    Let me take you to Xanadu {Where is that?}
    Behind the groove {Well, alright}
    Hoo...
    
    {Behind the groove}
    There's another side inside of you
    {Behind the groove}
    You can make your wildest dreams come true
    
    So get on up {Behind the groove}
    And shake your body {Get behind the groove}
    Open up and take the music in {Get behind the groove}
    You better get on up {Behind the groove}
    Come to the party {Get behind the groove}
    Life is waitin' for you to begin
    
    {Behind the groove}
    You can dance forever and a day
    {Behind the groove}
    There is romance just a glance away
    
    Got to move, get behind the groove
    Why don't you let your spirit play
    Another me and another you
    If we make it through to Xanadu, ooh
    
    {Shake your body, shake your body} Ooh
    {Shake your body, shake} Come on, I'll take you to Xanadu
    {Shake your body, shake your body}
    {Shake your body, shake}
    
    {Behind the groove}
    You can put away your masquerade
    {Behind the groove}
    You won't ever have to be afraid
    
    So get on up {Behind the groove}
    And shake your body {Get behind the groove}
    Open up and take the music in {Get behind the groove}
    You better get on up {Behind the groove}
    Come to the party {Get behind the groove}
    Life is waitin' for you to begin
    
    {Behind the groove}
    Open your eyes and see what's in store
    {Behind the groove}
    I must be the one you're searchin' for
    
    Got to move, get behind the groove
    Why don't you let your spirit play
    Another me and another you
    If we make it through to Xanadu, ooh
    
    {You ought to go with me}
    Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
    Shake
    Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
    Shake (A-la-la-la)
    Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
    Shake (A-la-la-la)
    Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
    Shake (A-la-la-la)
    
    Everybody sing la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    Groove me, groove me, groove me, groove me
    
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la (La-la-la-la-la-la)
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    
    Got to move, get behind the groove
    Why don't you let your spirit play
    Another me and another you
    If we make it through to Xanadu, oh...
    
    You can put away your masquerade
    You won't ever have to be afraid of me
    Open up your eyes and see what is in store
    I must the one that you are searching for
    
    Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
    (There is romance just a glance away) Shake
    Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
    (You can dance forever and a day) Shake
    Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
    (A shake-shake) Shake (Shake)
    Shake it on up, shake it on down, shake it on up
    (Well, sing my tune, just sing, la-la) Shake
    
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la
    La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
    
    Groove me
    Groove me
    Groove me, groove me, groove me, groove me, groove me
    You ought to go with me
    
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    AF. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    -------------------------------
    
    DJ Biscuit: Teena Marie Behind the Groove behind my groove is a three hundred
    pound love god baby. A love god. (Pause) Take me to Xanadu.
    
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    AG. Fever 105 Commercial
    ------------------------
    
    Male announcer: I've got the Fever baby.
    
    Female Announcer: Word to daddy.
    
    Male Announcer: Fever 105.
    
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    AH. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    -------------------------------
    
    DJ Biscuit: I know a thing or to about juicy I'm three hundred pounds of juice. 
    Fry up some
    bacon because I'm comin over for breakfast. Here's one you love Juicy Fruit.
    
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    AI. Mtume - Juicy Fruit
    -----------------------
    
    Yeah
    (I like it, ooh...ho...)
    (I like it, ooh...ho...)
    I need it, I need it
    Oh, girl
    
    You know very well
    What you are
    You're my sugar thing
    My chocolate star
    
    I've had a few
    But not that many
    But you're the only love
    That gives me good and plenty
    
    Juicy fruit (Juicy)
    Juicy (Yeah...eah...eah...hey...)
    Juicy fruit (Juicy)
    Juicy
    
    Candy rain
    Comin' down
    Taste you in my mind
    And spread you all around
    
    Here I am
    Oh, this love's for you
    Hey, baby
    Sweet as honey dew
    
    Close my eyes
    Oh, what fantasy
    And you're right here with me
    Juicy
    
    Cherry blossom kiss
    What you're givin'
    Makes my body rock
    Keeps me sizzlin'
    
    Do what you want
    I don't care
    I'll be your lollipop
    [You can lick me everywhere]
    
    Juicy fruit (You're so)
    Juicy (Juicy)
    Juicy fruit (Yeah...hey...hey...hey...hey...)
    Juicy
    
    Here I am
    This love's for you
    Hey, baby
    You're sweet as honey dew [Dew]
    
    Close my eyes
    Oh, what fantasy
    And you're right here with me
    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    
    Juicy fruit
    Juicy
    
    Juicy fruit (Juicy)
    Juicy (I like it, I like it)
    Juicy fruit (In the morning, oh, babe)
    Juicy (Oh...oh...)
    
    Juicy fruit (Candy rain comin' down)
    Juicy (Turns me all around)
    Juicy fruit (I like it, I like it)
    Juicy
    
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    AJ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    -------------------------------
    
    DJ Oliver: Mmmmmm yeah (Pause) Yeah baby juicy. More I hear you. I hear you.
    (Pause) When ol' Oliver Ladykiller Biscuit is in the mood for some R and R its
    a shame to put it to waste you know what I'm sayin ladies ooooh bring me some
    lemonade.
    
    (Long Pause Next Song Starts)
    
    DJ Oliver: Mmmmmm that ones like gravy baby. Have you ever eaten from those hot
    dog joints? Banditos or something downtown I was over there the other night with
    a fistfull of coupons eatin me some hotdogs fifteen or so when I met this
    beautiful woman she was a fan of this show and boy did I put a nickel in her
    love machine. It was Summer Madness. Crazy fingers all night long and in the 
    morning
    I played her this.
    
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    AK. Kool and The Gang - Summer Madness
    --------------------------------------
    
    This song is completely instrumental so no lyrics here.
    
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    AL. Fever 105 Commercial
    ------------------------
    
    Female Announcer: Yo.
    
    Male Announcer: You got the Fever.
    
    Female Announcer: You're c-c-c-cold chili.
    
    Male Announcer: Fever 105.
    
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    AM. Farewell Ranch Commercial
    -----------------------------
    
    Male Announcer: Howdy, welcome to Farewell Ranch they say the golden years
    are the best years of your life but for many seniors they just stink up the 
    house and make the grandkids feel uncomfortable with unwanted affection.
    Now your old people can be earning you money and enjoying the final years
    at Farewell Ranch. Its a working farm, cattle ranch, and crematorium where
    the cowboys are all over seventy-five. They'll enjoy rodeos workin in the
    fields and tendin all the final restin places of their new friends on
    Sunshine Hill. Farewell Ranch works your love ones from sun up to sun down
    and when your loved one passes away we'll send you a presentation package
    VHS with the spurs and boots they were wearin as they went on to a better
    world. Our residents sure love it here right Norm?
    
    Norm: Is this WW2?
    
    Male Announcer: Farewell Ranch the only way to ride into the sunset.
    
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    AN. Fever 105 Commerical
    ------------------------
    
    Female Announcer: Who's you daddy?
    
    Male Announcer: Fever.
    
    Female Announcer: Ooooh you a daddy now.
    
    Male Announcer: Fever 105.
    
    Female Announcer: F-F-F-F-Fever 105.
    
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    AO. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    -------------------------------
    
    DJ Oliver: This is Oliver Ladykiller Biscuit on Fever 105. One hundred and five
    degrees ooooh I'm just gettin my grove back on. Mmmmmmm Susan just called from
    Prawn Island sayin she's havin a party and can't I recommend something to get
    people in the mood? We'll baby I can recommend myself I'm cool as a cucumber
    and just as useful. (Pause) Ohhhh yeah. (Pause) Mmmmmmm.
    
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    AP. In Deep - Last Night A DJ Saved My Life
    -------------------------------------------
    
    Last night a DJ saved my life
    Last night a DJ saved my life
    Cause I was sittin' there bored to death
    And in just one breath he said
    You gotta get up
    You gotta get on
    You gotta get down girl
    You know you drive me crazy baby
    You've got me turning to another man
    Called you on the phone
    No one's home
    Baby why ya leave me all alone
    And if it wasn't for the music
    I don't know what I'd do
    
    Last night a DJ saved my life
    Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart
    Last night a DJ saved my life
    Last night a DJ saved my life with a song
    
    You know I hopped into my car
    Didn't get very far no
    Because I had you on my mind
    Why be so unkind?
    You've got your women all around
    All around this town, boy
    But I was trapped in love with you
    And I didn't know what to do
    But when I turned on my radio
    I found out all I needed to know
    Check it out
    
    Last night a DJ saved my life
    Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart
    Last night a DJ saved my life
    Last night a DJ saved my life with a song
    
    Last night a DJ saved my life
    Last night a DJ saved my life from a broken heart
    Last night a DJ saved my life
    Last night a DJ saved my life with a song
    
    Hey listen up to your local DJ
    You better hear what he's got to say
    There's not a problem that I can't fix
    Cause I can do it in the mix
    And if your man gives you trouble
    Just you move out on the double
    And you don't let it trouble your brain
    Cause away goes troubles 
    Down the drain
    I said away goes troubles
    Down the drain
    
    Last night a DJ saved my life
    There's not a problem that I can't fix
    Cause I can do it in the mix
    There's not a problem that I can't fix
    Cause I can do it in the mix
    
    Repeat
    
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    AQ. Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit
    -------------------------------
    
    DJ Biscuit: Now that's a record my record is nine times back to back in a hot 
    tub with a big old-fashioned mirror. Eatin ice cream at the same time.
    Remember don't hog it baby pass it around. I'm close as ninety-nine is to
    one-hundred and that's the truth Ruth you've got the fever. Guess I better
    go to the clinic again.
    
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    AR. Fever 105 Commercial
    ------------------------
    
    Female Announcer: Baby you've got the fever.
    
    Male Announcer: Fever 105.
    
    From there on the station loops from the beginning.
    
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    3. Conclusion
    -------------
    
    I hope that you enjoyed reading this FAQ as much as I enjoyed writing it GTA
    Vice City is one of the best GTAs to date in my opinion. While this faq only
    took me like 15 hours of work not solid of coarse but total. This is one of
    the easiest FAQs I have ever written probably due to my experience in writing
    scripts of this sort. Anyways if you have any revisions or corrections e-mail
    them to me and I will correct them appropriately and you will be credited in
    the FAQ.
    
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    4. Legal Stuff
    --------------
    
    Copyright 2004 Wesker (Mark Wynn).
    
    This FAQ may be not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal,
    private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed
    publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web
    site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation
    of copyright.
    
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