"What the hell were these guys thinking?!"

I basically think this doesn't even deserve to be called the game. It doesn't follow after the movie's plot, the graphics are really f***ed up, it is pure brainless smashing apart from the Bruce Banner levels.

Storyline
You'd think that a movie game would follow after a movie?

These idiots think they can get away with putting out a game that has nothing at all to do with the movie! They make a gamma orb, and then Crawford turns into a mutant, and then there's a madman, a guard the same size as a Hulk, and then something about some Leader! It has a leader in it, yet the story is no leader itself.

Score: 3

Graphics
Who on earth wants to see rocks with guns in their hands!

Sure, Hulk looks good, and since he's the same guy as Banner, he looks good too. But the real downside is, everything else looks like rocks. These graphics make Radical Entertainment look like a torturer. They sure tortured me!

Score: 2

Gameplay
Hulk Smash, Hulk Smash, Banner Puzzle, Hulk Smash, Me Bored!

This is where the Hulk really earns it's boringness. Twenty-one levels, four of them Banner levels. Imagine! Seventeen levels of straight smashing. In Banner levels, you sneak through like a snail, you're weak as a pillow, and the levels are completely unsophisticated. The boss levels except for the level with the Leader are just like this:

1. Pound.
2. Repeat until dead.

You just smash everything in your way. The levels are either short, have too much to fight, or are so long you can never finish them before supper. The game is about eighteen hours long, and I'm sure you wouldn't want eighteen hours of hitting the Num 4 key.

After finishing this game I am sad to say this has been a total waste of money. So be sure to save your money for the better stuff about to come out.

Score: 2

Length/Difficulty
What did I just say in the last section?

I said: The levels are either short, have too much to fight, or are so long you can never finish them before supper. The game is about eighteen hours long, and I'm sure you wouldn't want eighteen hours of hitting the Num 4 key.

Score: 1

Replay Value
Replay Value my ***!

I've just said this game is horrible, so what the hell would make you want to play it again? Because you just LOVE seeing mindless smash action?

Score: 1

RECAP!

Storyline You'd think that a movie game would follow after a movie? 3/10
Graphics Who on earth wants to see rocks with guns in their hands? 2/10
Gameplay Hulk Smash, Hulk Smash, Banner Puzzle, Hulk Smash, Me Bored! 2/10
Length/Difficulty What did I just say in the last section? 1/10
Replay Value Replay Value my ***! 1/10

FINAL COUNT: 2/10

Buy, Rent, or Sue?

Rent this game and see if you like it. If you don't like it, sue for death of boredom. If you like it, return it immediately and demand your money back. This game isn't worth the forty bucks it's priced for.

Well, that's my review. Now, excuse me, I have to go do something.

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 09/13/04