Achievement Description 6th Street Blockade Defeat the 6th Street Blockade level. Good-for-nothing riot cops. Above The Law Defeat any level using Kid Justice and O'Grady. Anarchy Way Defeat the Anarchy Way level. Extra points for curb stomping anarchists. Ash Vickers Defeat any level using Ash Vickers. Bad Trip Collect the following items: 25 Mushrooms Bash Brothers Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan. Battle Royal Defeat the Battle Royal level. You're a regular Bob Backlund. Big Hans Crimelord Defeat Big Hans and his band of ruffians. Bill's Storage Defeat the Bill's Storage level. We wanted to bid on locker #5. Too late now. Brother Antlers Crimelord Defeat Brother Antlers, the psychotic cult ruler. Chairman Kodoshin Defeat any level using Chairman Kodoshin. Cheese Head Collect the following items: 5 Pieces of Cheese Coffee Shop Hipster Collect the following items: 1 Coffee Container, 5 Books, 1 Pair of Glasses Corpse Thrower Defeat 1 enemy by throwing the helpless, flailing body of a second enemy at him. Cultist Crusher It's Waco, Texas all over gain. Defeat 200 enemy cultists to get this achievement. De Capitan Complete any level with De Capitan. De Capitan Low Blow Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Leg Sweep Attack. De Capitan Masked Avenger Defeat 25 enemies using De Capitan's Superman Punch Attack. DerbyBall All-Stars Defeat any level using Hella Fistgerald and Steroid Jackson. Dogsworth McFreedom You threw a dog and killed someone. We're calling Animal Protection. Dr. Karate Complete any level with Dr. Karate. Dr. Karate Foot Power Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Flash Kick. Dr. Karate Kick Master Defeat 25 enemies using Dr. Karate's Crane Kick. Dracogen Lab Defeat the Dracogen Lab level. No stopping for science experiments. Dry Viaduct Defeat the Dry Viaduct level. This city could use some gentrification. Fan Favorites Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and the Beekeeper. Foreign Object Defeat 50 Enemies using bats, mauls, or shovels. No reason to fight fair in Fist Puncher. Fruit Kicker Collect the following items: 100 Pieces of Fruit Fuel Efficient Smack Down Show that all those hours at the gym paid off. Defeat 1 enemy by hoisting a smart car over your head and throwing it at him. General Kony Crimelord Defeat General Kony and his army of vile thugs. Grave Digger Defeat an enemy on the Cemetery Level with a shovel. Grizzly Yves Crimelord Defeat the devilish Grizzly Yves and his seafaring followers. Hapless Romantic Collect the following items: 2 Perfumes, 2 Bottles of Wine, 2 Rings, 1 Red Rose Helicopters Defeat the Helicopters level. Pat youself on the back. You're fighting entire armies now. Hella Derby Smash Defeat 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Slide Sweep Attack. Hella Fistgerald Complete any level with Hella Fistgerald. Hella Heart Breaker Convert 25 enemies using Hella Fistgerald's Flirtatious Kiss Attack. High Fructose Defeat 1 enemy by throwing a soda machine at him. And remember to take a break from Fist Puncher and drink a refreshing Mint Spunk Cola. Hijackers Beware Defeat all of the hijacked delivery truck levels. And capitalism is restored! Hoarder Collect 100 unique items. Jump Kicker Real men use their fists, but we give credit where credit is due. Defeat 50 enemies using the jump kick attack. Junk Food Glutton Collect the following items: 1 Spunk Cola, 1 Cupcake, 1 Muffin, 1 Cheesecake, 1 Icecream Sandwich Karate Hell Defeat any level using Dr. Karate and Hella Fistgerald. Kid Justice Complete any level with Kid Justice. Kid Justice Bully Beatdown Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Flash Dive Attack. Kid Justice Schoolyard Smash Defeat 25 enemies using Kid Justice's Eye Gouge Attack. Kid Keeper Defeat any level using Kid Justice and the Beekeeper. King Street Defeat the King Street level. You're a real tough guy. Lady Chop Chop Defeat Lady Chop Chop and her deadly steel blade, AND then complete any level with Lady Chop Chop. Lock 'n' Load Confiscate 20 firearms from enemies. Miss Brazil Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Brazil. Miss Canada Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Canada. Miss China Rescue Miss Fist Puncher China. Miss France Rescue Miss Fist Puncher France. Miss Japan Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Japan. Miss Mexico Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Mexico. Miss Russia Rescue Miss Fist Puncher Russia. Miss UK Rescue Miss Fist Puncher UK. Miss USA Rescue Miss Fist Puncher USA. Nude Beach Defeat the Nude Beach level. We're sorry for putting you through that. Nurse King-Fu Crimelord Defeat Nurse Kung-Fu, the wicked hospital taskmaster. O'Grady Complete any level with O'Grady. O'Grady Boot + Face Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Riot Kick Attack. O'Grady Stun Gun Happy Defeat 25 enemies using O'Grady's Stun Gun Attack. One Percenters Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and Dr. Karate. Orchards Defeat the Orchards level. And, no, there is not a hidden, apple-picking mini-game. Picnic Time Collect the following items: 3 Spunk Sodas, 2 Watermelons, 2 Hotdogs, 2 Hamburgers Playmore Park Defeat the Playmore Park level. There are kids out there that want to play on the slide! Preston Endicott Complete any level with Preston Endicott. Preston Endicott Classy Headbutt Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Headbutt Attack. Preston Endicott Tornado Kick Defeat 25 enemies using Preston Endicott's Tornado Kick. Prison Warden Solve the country's prison crowding woes. Defeat 100 enemy prisoners. Quentin Le Loup Defeat any level using Quentin Le Loup. Roger Crimelord Defeat Roger atop his tower of doom. Salsa Party Collect the following items: 3 Tomatoes, 5 Chilli Peppers, 1 Garlic Clove Side Scroller Defeat all of the sidescrolling chase levels. Maybe you should try some Canabalt. So Thirsty Collect the following items: 10 Spunk Colas, 5 Sporty Spunk Drinks Sobtanian Crimelord Defeat Sobtanian, the beats-loving electro-punk. Stabby Rascal Crimelord Defeat Stabby Rascal and his gang of toughs. Steroid Jackson Complete any level with Steroid Jackson. Steroid Jackson Andro Stomp Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Stomp. Steroid Jackson Back Breaker Defeat 25 enemies using Steroid Jackson's Backbreaker. Steven Dengler Defeat any level using Steven Dengler. Street Enforcers Defeat any level using Steroid Jackson and De Capitan. Stripper Town Defeat the Stripper Town level. We won't ask any questions. Subway Gas Attack Defeat the Subway Gas Attack level. Cultists. Can't trust 'em. Subway Pass Defeat all 5 subway levels. How green of you to take mass transit. Take Out The Trash Defeat 5 Enemies by throwing trash at them. If this game had money, you'd also get a citation for throwing garbage all over the streets of our fair ci The Beekeeper Complete any level with the Beekeeper. The Beekeeper Fatal Sting Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's Tornado Kick. The Beekeeper Mega Swarm Defeat 25 enemies using the Beekeeper's bees. The Milkman Crimelord Defeat the murdering, mustachioed Milkman, AND then complete any level with Milkman. Upstairs Downstairs Defeat any level using Preston Endicott and O'Grady. Vegetarian Chef Collect the following items: 2 Tomatoes, 2 Eggplants, 2 Ears of Corn, 2 Carrots, 2 Green Peppers Video Grappler Defeat 100 enemy luchadores, and prove to the world that you're no jobroni. Warehouse Defeat the Warehouse level. Don't get distracted by men in suspenders. Wharf Defeat the Wharf level. What's up with that dude wearing shades at night? Zombie Survival Kit Collect the following items: 2 First Aid Kits, 3 D Batteries, 2 Walkie Talkies, 1 Flashlight, 1 Duct Tape, 1 Pocket Knife Zotmeister Defeat any level using Zotmeister.
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