Codes

  • Console Commands

    EffectCode
    Creates a Weighted Companion Cube, from Portal, at the place you're looking at. Use at your own risk.ent_create_portal_companion_cube
    Makes you bark when the use key is pressed out of context.bark
    Point at (almost) any door and press 5 and it'll open; even random environmental doors and doors closed by the narrator.bind 5 "ent_fire !picker unlock; ent_fire !picker open"
    Press 4 to fire a giant missile shaped like the word ERROR.bind 4 "fire_rocket_projectile"
    Restarts the game.map map1
    Sends you to the death machine / museum.map map_death
    Sends you to the fifth loop of the confusion ending.map map
    Sends you to the first loop of the confusion ending.map map_one
    Sends you to the fourth loop of the confusion ending.map theonlymap
    Sends you to the intended ending.map freedom
    Sends you to the mind control facility.map map2
    Sends you to the Minecraft map as if you were on the playtester ending.map blockbase
    Sends you to the Narrator's Tears ending.map zending
    Sends you to the Portal map as if you were on the playtester ending.map testchmb_a_00
    Sends you to the room below the maintenance lift, the start of the confusion ending.map map_two
    Sends you to the second loop of the confusion ending.map thefirstmap
    Sends you to the Serious Room and repeats the narration from the last time you went there. No narration if sv_cheats used.map seriousroom
    Sends you to the Serious Room and triggers narration. Does not enable cheats.sv_cheats 1
    Shows a picture from the TF2 Wiki.hideous

    Contributed By: MGreen.

Achievements

  • Steam Achievements

    AchievementDescription
    8888888888888888Follow the narrators orders up to the bosses office. When at the number pad at the wall, press "8888" twice in a row.
    AchievementThis is an achievement.
    Beat the gameComplete The Stanley Parable.
    Click on door 430 five times.Click on door 430 five times.
    CommitmentPlay The Stanley Parable for the entire duration of a Tuesday.
    Go outsideDon't play The Stanley Parable for five years.
    Speed runComplete The Stanley Parable in under 4 minutes 22 seconds (not including load times)
    UnachievableIt is impossible to get this achievement.
    Welcome back!Quit the game and then start it again.
    You can't jumpNo seriously, we disabled it.

    Contributed By: Guard Master.

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