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                             The Simpsons: Hit & Run
    				       Game Script
                                   Version 1.0
                                 By SpacePirate     
                           Nintendomaster@comcast.net
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    Table of Contents
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    1. Introduction
    2. Script Contents
    3. Script
    4. Contact Info
    5. Credits
    6. Copyright Info
    
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                                1. Introduction
    
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    Welcome to my first ever game script. Of course, if I'm gonna make a game
    script, gotta do it on a game that'll be worth while, and what better than
    The Simpsons. The game is enjoyable to play and it is also fun to hear what
    the Simpson characters have to say after you finish a mission. So, reading
    this is almost as funny as hearing what the Simpsons characters have to say.
    Almost! Remember though, I can't understand everything the characters say
    exactly so if you do, please contact me to tell me what it really is. (See 
    Contact Info) Well, enjoy.
    
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                               2. Script Contents
    
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    Press ctrl+F to bring up a window. Type in the code at the end of a chapter
    line to instantly go to that chapter, without all the boring scrolling.
    
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    Level 1
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    Level 1 Introduction................................................LVL1I
    Mission 1...........................................................LVL11
    Mission 2...........................................................LVL12
    Mission 3...........................................................LVL13
    Mission 4...........................................................LVL14
    Movie 1.............................................................MOVE1
    Mission 5...........................................................LVL15
    Mission 6...........................................................LVL16
    Mission 7...........................................................LVL17
    
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    Level 2
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    Mission 1...........................................................LVL21
    Mission 2...........................................................LVL22
    Mission 3...........................................................LVL23
    Mission 4...........................................................LVL24
    Mission 5...........................................................LVL25
    Mission 6...........................................................LVL26
    Mission 7...........................................................LVL27
    Movie 2.............................................................MOVE2
    
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    Level 3
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    Mission 1...........................................................LVL31
    Mission 2...........................................................LVL32
    Mission 3...........................................................LVL33
    Mission 4...........................................................LVL34
    Mission 5...........................................................LVL35
    Mission 6...........................................................LVL36
    Mission 7...........................................................LVL37
    
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    Level 4
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    Mission 1...........................................................LVL41
    Mission 2...........................................................LVL42
    Mission 3...........................................................LVL43
    Mission 4...........................................................LVL44
    Mission 5...........................................................LVL45
    Movie 3.............................................................MOVE3
    Mission 6...........................................................LVL46
    Mission 7...........................................................LVL47
    
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    Level 5
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    Mission 1...........................................................LVL51
    Mission 2...........................................................LVL52
    Mission 3...........................................................LVL53
    Mission 4...........................................................LVL54
    Mission 5...........................................................LVL55
    Mission 6...........................................................LVL56
    Mission 7...........................................................LVL57
    Movie 4.............................................................MOVE4
    
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    Level 6
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    Mission 1...........................................................LVL61
    Mission 2...........................................................LVL62
    Mission 3...........................................................LVL63
    Mission 4...........................................................LVL64
    Mission 5...........................................................LVL65
    Mission 6...........................................................LVL66
    Mission 7...........................................................LVL67
    Movie 5.............................................................MOVE5
    
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    Level 7
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    Mission 1...........................................................LVL71
    Mission 2...........................................................LVL72
    Mission 3...........................................................LVL73
    Mission 4...........................................................LVL74
    Mission 5...........................................................LVL75
    Mission 6...........................................................LVL76
    Mission 7...........................................................LVL77
    Movie 7.............................................................MOVE7
    
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                                   3. Script
    
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    Level 1
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    Level 1 Introduction: LVL1I
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    Homer is sitting on his red couch inside his house watching TV with a destroyed
    Bee Camera at his feet. There are gold coins floating above it. Homer grabs one
    and checks it out. Homer then takes his eyes off the coin and puts his
    attention toward a commercial on TV. Krusty the clown is standing on stage
    with a can of Buzz Cola in his hand.
    
    Krusty: Hey hey, I'm endorsing a new cola kids, and this one isn't poisonous to
    anybody!
    Voice: That we know of.
    Krusty: New and improved Buzz Cola is made only from the finest sugars and 
    waters, plus a special ingredient to hot for the FDA! It will give you the get
    up and go to do all the pathetic things you have to do! Try new and improved 
    Buzz Cola!
    Homer: Mmm, cola, must get Buzz Cola. (drools)
    
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    Mission 1: LVL11
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    Homer and Marge are standing outside on the front lawn of the Simpsons' house.
    It's a sunny morning out in Springfield.
    
    Marge: Homie, somebody ate every desert in the house. I need you to go to the
    store and get some of that ice cream with the miniature pies in them.
    Homer: Uh, must have been one of our kids, probably Milhouse.
    
    Homer rushes through the streets to the Kwik-E-Mart and goes in. He goes up to
    Apu at the counter.
    
    Homer: Hey, Apu, give me a cola and I need another bucket of ice cream with 
    mini pies in them.
    Apu: What happened to the ice cream with mini pies your wife bought this 
    morning?
    Homer: I don't knw, I probably ate it, I don't remember things to good.
    
    Homer gets the stuff from the Kwik-E-Mart.
    
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    Mission 2: LVL12
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    Homer rushes back home and goes up to Marge on the front lawn.
    
    Marge: Homie, Lisa left for school without her science project. Can you get it
    to her?
    Homer: Oh, do I have to?
    Marge: You can drop it off on your way to work.
    Homer: And I have to go to work?!
    
    Homer grabs the science project and races to the Elementary School. He gets 
    there before Principal Skinner does so he can get it to Lisa. Homer goes into
    the school and gives it to Lisa.
    
    Lisa: Thanks for bringing me my model of the disegtion system... hey, where's
    the gall bladder.
    Homer: Uh, I got hungry on the way over and it was a fig.
    Lisa: It was modelling clay! By the way dad, mom called, she needs to talk to
    you before you go to work.
    Homer: D'oh!
    
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    Mission 3: LVL13
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    Homer goes back home to talk to Marge inside the house.
    
    Marge: Homer, go talk to Ned Flanders, he seems mifted, and PO'ed.
    Homer: Why me, I'm the worlds greatest neighbor, I even have a mug to that 
    effect.
    
    Homer leaves his house and goes next door to talk to the mega religious Ned 
    Flanders on his front lawn.
    
    Ned: I'm all in a ditter Homer, so many of my possesions have dissapeared. I
    called the police to find the culprit.
    Homer: Culprit, eh.
    Ned: My lawn mower, my cooler, my lawn chair, a family portrait, even Rod's 
    inhaler, what kind of sick individual would take all of this stuff.
    Homer: (In his head) Oh no, I borrowed all of Flanders stuff, quick, think of
    an excuse to get out of here.
    Homer: Excuse me, I need to go chuck some corn.
    
    After finding two of Ned's stuff, Homer needs to find Ned's cooler.
    
    Homer: What's next. Ned's cooler, I gave it to Barney.
    
    Homer goes to a gas station where Barney is hanging out.
    
    Homer: Uh, remeber that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders 
    wants it back.
    Barney: Now what'll I use for a toilet?
    
    Homer grabs the cooler and continues grabbing Ned's stuff until he gets 
    everything. Homer then goes to Ned's house.
    
    Homer: Flanders, look I found your missing stuff. Now about the reward.
    Ned: Thanks neighbor-oony. Here's your reward, a prayer from the lord. Dear
    father in heaven, bless this kind oaf.
    Homer: Stupid Flanders getting happiness from religion.
    
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    Mission 4: LVL14
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    Homer goes into the house to talk to Marge one more time before he goes to 
    work.
    
    Marge: Homie, you're late for work, and todays your workplace evaluation with
    Mr. Smither.
    Homer: Ah! He'll find my scorpion farm, then where will my scorpions live!?
    Only one person can help me, Lenny!
    
    Homer drives down to the Krusty Burger near the cemetary where he finds Lenny.
    
    Lenny: Hey, Homer, how about a breakfast churro?
    Homer: No time, tell me where I can find Mr. Smithers.
    Lenny: I think I saw him  at the Kwik-E-Mart. Oh well, more breakfast
    churros for Lenny!
    Homer: I'm gonna need a car with more junk in the trunk if I want to take him
    out. I wonder if Barney still has the Plow King.
    
    Homer goes across the street to Barney to get the Plow King.
    
    Homer: Barney, can I borrow the Plow King?
    Barney: Take what you want sexy lephrachan, just don't shoot me with that dart
    gun, ahhh.
    Homer: Whatever.
    
    Homer buys the Plow King for 150 coins and then heads down to the Kwik-E-Mart
    to destroy Smithers' car. He destroys it and then heads down to the power
    plant.
    
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    Mission 4: LVL14
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    Homer goes into his little facility but he finds a camera in his office.
    
    Homer: How can I sleep with that camera? Ooh, sexy girls could be watching me
    on the internet! Stupid cameras, you should be smashed, I'll destroy you at 
    your power source! Hahahaha!!
    
    Homer goes and around the plant and destroys all of the power couplings. He
    goes back to his workstation.
    
    Homer: Finally I can get some sleep.
    Burns: (On a speaker) Mindless drones, return to your ugly families.
    Homer: D'oh
    
    Homer goes home and sits on his couch.
    
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    Movie 1: MOVE1
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    Brockman: The famous cartoon creator incarcentated in a verubian jail. In
    other news, local citizens are outraged over the discovery of surveleince 
    cameras throughout the town. We go now to city hall where Mayor Quimby is 
    feeling question from an angry mob.
    Quimby: These miniature cameras are an outrage. Spying on our womans' 
    dressing rooms, bathrooms, and lockerooms is unforgivable. I think I speak for
    all Springfielders when I say, where is the sexy footage?!
    Brockman: In other unexplained news, strange black vans have been appearing 
    all over town.
    Homer: Marge, that black van is spying on us.
    Marge: Oh, Homer, you're so sexy when you're paranoid.
    
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    Mission 5: LVL15
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    Homer goes outside and chases the black van which leads to Mr. Burns.
    
    Homer: Oh, so Mr. Burns is behind all this. Spying is so like him that wrinkled
    old monkey skeleton.
    
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    Mission 6: LVL16
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    Homer drives over to the grocery store and finds Marge at the front of store.
    
    Homer: Mr. burns is spying on everybody, we've got to follow him!
    Marge: Not now Homer, a new violent video game has hit the streets, and we need
    to get rid of it before it warps any children with its bloops and bleeps!
    Homer: But that game sounds awesome.
    Marge: And therefore should be destroyed.
    Homer: I guess.
    
    Marge and Homer collect the Bonestorm games and go back home.
    
    Marge: If only kids would play more video games about sharing.
    Homer: Marge you know I have more crazy plans, now if you'll excuse, me I have
    to go spy on my boss.
    Marge: Hmmm.
    
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    Mission 7: LVL17
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    Homer drives back the the power plant and he goes to Carl in the parking lot.
    
    Carl: Hey Homer, you look like you're having one of your trademark adventures.
    Homer: Danger... Mr. Burns... mini cameras... black vans!
    Carl: Whoa, good thing I'm drunk!
    Homer: Stupid drunk, oh no, he's going to warn Burns. I can't believe I'm 
    racing the same guy twice in one day.
    
    Homer gets to Mr. Burns before Smithers.
    
    Homer: C. Montgomery Burns, I know you're guilty accused... Sir.
    Burns: Fine I admit it, I had a plane shot down. Aunt Hussy was getting to big
    for her choppers.
    Homer: No, you're spying on Springfield with your black vans and cameras.
    Burns: black vans, arent they connected to some pizza concern.
    Homer: What!? They were only pizza vans. Ohh, I'm a class five idiot.
    Burns: Smithers, release the hounds, and if this oaf is an employee of the 
    plant, fire him at once.
    
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    Level 2
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    Mission 1: LVL21
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    Bart is standing in front of the statue of the founder of Springfield. Milhouse
    is standing next to it.
    
    Bart: I need to get the new Bonestorm or I'll be as uncool as Milhouse.
    Milhouse: I'm standing right here Bart.
    Bart: Hey hey, that's great.
    Milhouse: You better get out of here Bart, Prncipal Skinner is looking for
    everyone who skipped school today. And when you're caught, it's expulsion, 
    Bart, expulsion!!
    
    Bart gets into his car and drives to the Try-N-Save but not after dodging
    Mr. Skinner. Jimbo is standing at the front of the store.
    
    Jimbo: To late losers, I got the last game! Some crazy lady destroyed all the 
    rest.
    Bart: Oh when will people learn that video games don't kill people, they just 
    kills there minds.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 2: LVL22
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    Bart goes around the corner to Herman's where Kearney is hanging out.
    
    Bart: How am I gonna get that new game?
    Kearney: Who cares? Video games are so late 90s. Illegal fireworks are all the
    rage now. Better make it snappy though if you want to be apart of this trend.
    
    Bart then drives to Moe's where Otto is hanging out outside the store.
    
    Bart: One box of your finest quality chinese frog loggers.
    Otto: Here you go, toquilas and chinese sky candies, they'll blow you away!
    
    Bart grabs the stuff and then heads into the bar.
    
    Moe: Sorry Bart, I can't sell booze to a minor, it ain't right.
    Bart: I'm here about fireworks
    Moe: Oh he** yeah!
    
    Bart gets the fireworks from Moe and then heads over to Town Hall to talk to
    Snake.
    
    Bart: One dozen of your best tiowana fire crackers!
    Snake: Here you go kid dude, don't blow your hand off, or do, what do I care!
    
    Bart grabs more fireworks and then he goes down to the Police Station to talk
    to Ralph.
    
    Bart: Ralph, word in the hood is that you have access to your dad's fireworks 
    stash.
    Ralph: Fireworks make my ears yell!
    Bart: Here's some gum drops, now make with the works!
    Ralph: My daddy's gonna put you in jail.
    
    What do you know, right after Bart collects the fireworks, the police across
    the street comes after Bart. Bart gets in his car and loses the cops.
    
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    Mission 3: LVL23
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    Bart drives down to the Googoplex to talk to the one and only, Comic Book Guy.
    
    Bart: Hey, chocolate and fat, you know where I can get a copy of Bonestorm 2?
    Comic Book Guy: Yes, I have no time to converse with you, I must be first to
    register my disgust on the internet regarding the new McBane film. The action
    was dismal and the nudity was frustratingly fleeting. I barely got going.
    Bart: Quick, to the fat-mobile, hahaha!!
    Comic Book Guy: Yes, I suppose, but must we call it that?
    
    Comic Book Guy and Bart get to the Java Server before the nerd.
    
    Comic Book Guy: I am happy to report that your quest for Bonestorm 2 is quite
    futile. Proffesor Frink posted a message on my news group, 
    alt.furryanimals.fanfiction.net, that he has bought up all of the remaining 
    games.
    Bart: Ohhh.
    Comic Book Guy: I thank you not moan in my mid-sized vehicle.
    
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    Mission 4: LVL24
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    Bart must go talk to Proffesor Frink so, he goes down to the stadium where 
    Frink is hanging out.
    
    Bart: I gotta play Bonestorm 2, gimme one!!
    Frink: No can do my pointy headed friend, I need the power of video game
    violence to run my latest invention-slash-monster. If you find me a
    World War II communication radio and a sattelite, then my creation will live,
    and we can play with it and enjoy the frollicking.
    Bart: Ohh, cool, real violence is way better than TV violence! It's like a 
    level boss come to life. Now who would have a World War II radio? That
    guy that sells all those grenades to Nelson might! I better check.
    
    Bart gets in his car and follows one of the black pizza vans to Chief Wiggum.
    
    Bart: Hey, Springfield's lamest, what's the deal?
    Chief Wiggum: Didn't you hear? Herman's been robbed, do you know who did it, 
    'cause if you did, boy that would be great.
    Bart: Oh no, now where am I gonna get a radio?
    Chief Wiggum: These fresh skid marks leading away from the scene of the crime 
    could be a clue but whose to say, really?
    
    Bart follows the clues which lead him to the highway where Snake is standing
    in the middle of the road.
    
    Bart: Hey Snake, what's up.
    Snake: Um, do I know you little dude?
    Bart: I need that radio you "borrowed".
    Snake: No way litle dude this radio is gonna help me score bodacious chicks!
    Bart: uh, last time I checked, chicks liked fast cars not old electronics. Why 
    don't we race for the radio!
    Snake: Oh i totally agree to your proposal!
    
    Bart and Snake race and what do you know, Bart wins! He gets the stuff from
    good ol' Snake and now he needs a satellite.
    
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    Mission 5: LVL25
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    Bart drives over to the Krusty Burger to find white trash.
    
    Bart: Hey there mister slack-jawed yokal!
    Cletus: That be I.
    Bart: Can i borrow your sattelite dish?
    Cletus: Sure, if you help me scoop up my flat meat, soffisticated city 
    youngster. Those darn revenuers don't like me selling road kill.
    
    After grabbing all of the dead animals and gettng away from Apu, Bart and 
    Cletus deliver the meat.
    
    Bart: Krusty Burgers are made out of road kill? That explains the tire tracks.
    Cletus: Take this sattelite as a reward. She gets 14 channels including the 
    outhouse channel, I love wathcing that!
    Bart: Thanks, hillbilly.
    Cletus: Twas nothing.
    
    Bart grabs the final piece he needs, the sattelite.
    
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    Mission 6: LVL26
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    Bart heads down to the stadium to talk to Proffessor Frink.
    
    Frink: You expect me to complete a Mark 10 Truckosorous without a blender.
    Why don't I just make a Plasma Blade without a tennis racket, for claving sake. 
    Now fetch me a blender with the purey and the frapey and liquidfey.
    Bart: Now where a I gonna get a blender... oh, Doctor Nick, he loves blending
    drinks during surgery!
    
    Bart heads down to the Screaming Monkey Medical Research Center to talk to 
    Doctor Nick.
    
    Bart: Hi Doctor Nick
    Dr. Nick: Hi everbody
    Bart: You seem like a heavy drinker, do you have a blender?
    Dr. Nick: Nope, no ok, my monkeys have escaped, can you catch them for me, 
    I'll be so grateful.
    Bart: Why wont they come back to you.
    Dr. Nick: Because, I have tortured them horribly, silly!
    Bart: There's no way I'll be able to fit all of those monkeys into my car. I
    better get a big truck or something.
    
    Bart drives over to Homer in the hospital's parking lot.
    
    Bart: I need your truck Homer.
    Homer: Why should I give you that?
    Bart: Because I love you.
    Homer: Hahaha, pay up, sucker!
    Bart: You're charging your own son?
    Homer: Yeah, guess I am.
    
    Bart buys the Mr. Plow for 200 coins and collects 30 monkeys from the streets.
    He then takes them to Dr. Nick.
    
    Dr. Nick.: Welcome home, daddy's little angels. Now to put electrodes in your 
    brains!
    
    Bart grabs the blender from Dr. Nick.
    
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    Mission 7: LVL27
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    Bart jets over to the stadium to give Proffesor Frink his blender.
    
    Bart: Here's your last doo-dad, so can I see the Truckosorous thing.
    Frink: Yes... is a word I would love to be able to say. Unfourtunatly, there 
    are too many people using cellphones and the interference would then cause the 
    monster to malfunction and kill many people. And my insurance is already sky
    high with the premiums and shmemiums.
    
    Bart goes out onto the streets and destroys cars with cell phone users in them.
    After that, Bart heads down to the stadium to witness the Truckosorous.
    
    Frink: Well done my little sociopath!
    Bart: I like to smash
    Frink: Now my robot will not go on a killing rampage with the screaming and the 
    sadness and the blood on the robot.
    
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    Movie 2: MOVE2
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    Bart watches the robot/monster from his car.
    
    Bart: Wow, Truckosorous is some kind of truck-slash-dinosour! I would've never 
    guessed.
    
    The robot/monster suddenly looks at Bart.
    
    Bart: Uh oh.
    
    Bart drives away quickly after the robot/monster spews out fire. He gets out
    of the stadium in the nick of time.
    
    Bart: Yes! Everybody do the Bart Man!
    
    Suddenly, a green, bright light surrounds Bart and makes Bart dissapear.
    
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    Level 3
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    Mission 1: LVL31
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    Lisa is standing outside of the comic book store during the evening. She goes
    inside the lair.
    
    Lisa: I need to find my stupid brother, have you seen him?
    Comic Book Guy: Yes, yes, can't talk now, I must get the last copy of the new
    Itchy and Scratchy Adventures comic. It's the controversial issue in which
    they finally kiss! Assist me and I will aid you with your delema.
    
    Lisa and the Comic Book Guy race the nerd to the boardwalk. Of course, Lisa
    and the Comica Book Guy win and they get the comic. But wait, Lisa must
    get back to the comic store before the comic becomes Near Mint Condition! She
    gets back on time.
    
    Comic Book Guy: Now to get this inky treasure into its milarch sancuary.
    Lisa: What about my brother, you said you saw him.
    Comic Book Guy: I think I saw him at the Noiseland Arcade. Ah videogames, what 
    a waste of money. Now to go online and bid 1000 dollars for an Itchy and 
    Scratchy corn-cob holders. Excellent, excellent buy.
    
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    Mission 2: LVL32
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    Lisa heads to the Noiseland Arcade. Milhouse is standing outside on the parking
    lot.
    
    Lisa: Milhouse! Has Bart been here?
    Milhouse: Uh, I haven't seen him. Hey, can I buy you a frozen yogurt? I'll
    throw in two dry toppings or one wet topping.
    Lisa: Bart's dissapeared, you have to help me find him.
    Milhouse: Well, he might be a Wall E. Weasel's. He likes the smell of the ball
    cage.
    
    Lisa goes to Wall E. Weasel's but all she finds is Milhouse.
    
    Lisa: Milhouse? What are you doing here?
    Milhouse: Lisa, what a coincidence! Hey, is that a new dress?
    Lisa: No, I've been wearing this dress for years! Now, where's Bart?
    Milhouse: (Sigh)I think he's at the Planet Hype.
    
    Lisa drives down to the Planet Hype and what do you know, Milhouse is there.
    
    Milhouse: Oh hi Lisa, fancy meeting you here.
    Lisa: Stop following me!
    Milhouse: I think Bart's out at the Springfield sign. Perhaps you'd like to 
    share some chewing gum.
    
    Lisa heads out to the Springfield sign and of course, Milhouse is there.
    
    Milhouse: Hi Lisa, my your hair looks pointy today.
    Lisa: Milhouse, have you seen Bart or not?!
    Milhouse: So Lisa, do you have a date for the dance.
    Lisa: This isn't a good time!
    Milhouse: It's never a good time!!
    Lisa: Bart always hangs out at the Kwik-E-Mart, maybe Apu has seen him.
    
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    Mission 3: LVL33
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    Lisa heads to the Krusty Burger were she finds Apu.
    
    Apu: Oh, this is terrible. A very bad man is delivering road kill to all the
    Krusty Burgers which are cheaper than my Kwik-E-Dogs!
    
    Apu and Lisa go after the road kill collector to steal their road kill. After
    they're finished with him, they head to the observatory to see Proffesor Frink.
    
    Lisa: Proffessor Frink, Proffessor Frink!! My brother, Bart, is missing. Have 
    you seen him?
    Frink: Well, let's see now, Bart helped me build a monster and then he 
    dissapeared into a bright light.
    Lisa: Wow! This is crazy. I need someone to talk to that is wise and learned.
    
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    Mission 4: LVL34
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    Lisa goes outside and finds Grandpa right outside the entrance.
    
    Lisa: Grandpa, can you help me find Bart, he's missing.
    Grandpa: Maybe I'm just a seanile old man, but Bart's lucky red hat fell out of
    that black car.
    Lisa: Wow, Grandpa, what a great clue. You showed why senior citizens are 
    valuable members of the community.
    Grandpa: I think my baby teeth are growing back, that's why I had to punch
    that nurse.
    Lisa: I better get something big if I want to take that car out, like that
    School Bus.
    
    Lisa drives down to Kamp Krusty to buy a School Bus off of Otto.
    
    Lisa: Otto, I know I'm a little young to be asking this...
    Otto: Look, I don't have any special brownies left, I ate them all.
    Lisa: But do you think I can use your school bus.
    Otto: Oh, right, cool. Meet my price and she's all yours, little lady!
    
    Lisa goes around and destroys the Black Sedans after she collects the red hat
    from the Observatory. The car was empty.
    
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    Mission 5: LVL35
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    After destroying the black sedan, Lisa goes to Mr. Burns' casino where she 
    finds Chief Wiggum.
    
    Lisa: Excuse me, Chief Wiggum, can you help? I've gotta find my brother.
    Chief Wiggum: Uh, sorry little girl, I'm busy collecting evidence on Jailbird.
    We're busting him on three strikes law.
    Lisa: How many strikes do you have so far?
    Chief Wiggum: Uhh, no strikes, but that's only because I'm very, very bad cop.
    Now, first of all, if you're gonna go undercover, you are gonna need a 
    disguise.
    Lisa: You mean like an eye patch?
    Chief Wiggum: Hey, good one, if we could afford a disguise like that, I 
    wouldn't be payed in potato chip coupons.
    Lisa: So, what disguise do you have?
    Chief Wiggum: Well, here's one of Ralph's old Holloween costumes.
    Lisa: Fine, wait her so I can get changed.
    
    Lisa buys Cool clothes for 250 coins and then comes back to the casino and
    gets into the cop car. She then rides behind Snake to get evidence. She
    grabs a pair of jeans.
    
    Chief Wiggum: Strike one: counterfeit designer jeans, the foulest of crimes.
    
    She grabs something else.
    
    Chief Wiggum: Strike two: running over an elderly person without a license.
    
    Lisa gets the next thing and after that, they head back to the casino.
    
    Chief Wiggum: And strike three, littering. Alright, we got all the evidence
    we need on this low-life. Now, about your brother. I've seen lots of mysterious
    goverment types over at the docks. Maybe they sent him on a cruise. They got 
    some good deals these days.
    Lisa: Thanks Chief Wiggum, you are a good cop.
    Chief Wiggum: Aw, you're just saying that!
    Lisa: Yes I am!
    
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    Mission 6: LVL36
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    Lisa goes down to the docks and to a stand owned by non other than the Sea 
    Captain.
    
    Lisa: Chief Wiggum said that there were strange stuff going on around here.
    Have you noticed anything weird? You know, black sedans, guys with dark 
    glasses.
    Sea Captain: Yargh, maybe I seen something, and maybe I haven't. Render me a
    favor and it might jar me memory.
    Lisa: What favor?
    Sea Captain: I've got a shipment here of live macrone. Can ye navigate the 
    fishies to the finest restaraunts in the fish port.
    Lisa: Those poor fish, I mean, sure I'll help.
    
    Lisa drives around and collects the fish. 
    
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    Mission 7: LVL37
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    After she's done that, she goes back to the Sea Captain's stand.
    
    Sea Captain: Argh, thanks for delivering me catch of the day. Now, I can tell
    ye, I saw your brother.
    Lisa: Really?! That's great.
    Sea Captain: Aye, he was in a long, black limo and... ahoy, there she drove!
    
    Lisa gets in her car and destroys the black limo.
    
    Lisa: Oh god, I destroyed the limo and killed bart!
    Sea Captain: Haha, no murder ye be, he got out of the limo and boarded a ship.
    Lisa: Oh thank you, can you take me there?
    Sea Captain: No, I hate the sea.
    
    Lisa goes to the ship and jumps on to it. She finds Bart.
    
    Lisa: Bart, I found you.
    Bart: (Talks giberish)
    Lisa: Bart, Bart, snap out of it!
    Bart: (More gibersih)
    Lisa: What's your favorite catch phrase?!
    Bart: Kiss my grits! (More giberish)
    Lisa: It's no use, his brain is even worse than usual. I'll have to take him 
    home
    
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    Level 4
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    Mission 1: LVL41
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    Marge is at home. It's night time out. Bart's standing in the living room,
    still screwed up.
    
    Bart: (Speaks more giberish)
    Marge: Oh, oh Bart, what's causing your ooga-booga talk? My special little
    guys noodle has turned to google. The whole town's gone nuts. Security cameras,
    mysterious vans, crop circles. There's got to be a connection. Maybe the police
    know something.
    
    Marge goes outside and gets in her vehicle. She then chases the cop car to
    the donut shop. Chief Wiggum is outside.
    
    Marge: Chief Wiggum, I need you to find out what happened to Bart. Can you 
    show me where the crop circle is? There's got to be a clue to curing Bart.
    Chief Wiggum: Oh, that's cute. I'd love to help, but I have sugar withdraw 
    real bad, the donut shop is closed and I've got a monkey on my back 
    screaming for crawlers. Oh, he's screaming.
    
    Marge goes after a donut van. She gets 10 donuts from it and then, rushes back
    to the Chief.
    
    Chief Wiggum: Boy for a busy body house wife, you sure get results. That crop 
    cirlce's at Cletus' shack. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a truck load of 
    donuts to eat. I'm gonna need a lot of coffee, hehe.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 2: LVL42
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    Marge heads over to Cletus' dirty ol' house. Cletus is standing in front of the
    house.
    
    Marge: Excuse me...
    Cletus: I don't care if you is from New York, you ain't taking pictures of
    out decrappetude for no magazine, no way.
    Marge: No, Cletus, it's me, Marge... Marge!!
    
    Marge chases Cletus and picks up the things that fall of his truck.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 3: LVL43
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    Marge and Cletus pull into a gas station.
    
    Marge: You've got to help me. I have to find out what happened to my baby boy.
    Cletus: Oh, I'm sorry, I thought you was a city slicker, but I ain't telling
    you nothing, unless you help us with the harvest.
    Marge: Harvest? If I'm gonna be doing yard work, I better change or my next 
    "mission" will be to get mud stains out of green yarn.
    
    Cletus: Now about your queery, my grandaddy saw one of your corn drawings once 
    but he's wth ala now. You should ask around with other folks about it. Maybe 
    try around the graveyard or something.
    Marge: Thanks Cletus!
    Cletus: Twas nothing.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 4: LVL44
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    Marge heads over to the cemetary to find Hans Moleman.
    
    Marge: Um, excuse me Hans Moleman, can you help me?
    Hans: Shh, I'm hidding from the police. If the police find me out past curfue 
    they'll throw me in jail. I won't survive another night in jail. 
    Marge: Well, I was wondering if you've ever seen a crop circle?
    Hans: Talk to Abe, he mentioned crop circles once. Hurry up and get to the home
    before the police lock the doors.
    
    Marge races down to the Retirement Castle near the gas station. Abe Simpson
    is standing outside of the home.
    
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    Mission 5: LVL45
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    Abe Simpson is standing outside of the home.
    
    Marge: Grandpa, do you know anything about crop circles?
    Grandpa: What, huh, I can't tell you about crop circles now, those lowsy 
    renegades stole my pills. Without my Agralieve, I'll start bitting nurses. You
    don't need a lawsuit you gosh darn... crop... circles... Agrilieve...
    Marge: Oh dear!
    
    Marge jets to the school and finds Nelson on the baseball field at the back of
    the school.
    
    Marge: How can you hooligans steal an old mans medications? You give them back
    right now!
    Nelson: Oh, we traded them to some dudes in a black car for some PlayDudes. 
    Check it out, man, this one has an interview with the guy who invented the 
    Wa-Wa-Panel.
    Marge: Hmmm.
    
    Marge gets back into her car and goes to the front of the school to find the 
    black sedan. She chases the car and collects the pills that fall out of it.
    After she gets all ten pills, she heads back to the Retirement Castle but
    gets chased by another black sedan. After shaking the car, Marge finally
    gets back to the Retirement Castle.
    
    Marge: Here's your crazy medicine Grandpa.
    Grandpa: Hot diggity, sweet medication, gimme, gimme, gimme!!(snore)
    Marge: Oh great, now I need something to wake him up.
    
    Marge goes to the Kwik-E-Mart and buys caffeine pills for Grandpa. She then
    heads back to the Retirement Castle.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Movie 3: MOVE3
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    Marge: Maybe these will jog your memory.
    Grandpa: Ah what. 
    Marge: For the last freaking time, tell me about the crop circles!
    Grandpa: There I was surrounded by Tojo and his Nazi henchman when one of 
    them, a racoon as I recall, hits me with a banjo. Now, I never reasoned with 
    a racoon before, let alone a Nazi one, so I...
    Marge: Grandpa, what does this have to do with crop circles!?
    Grandpa: Not a thing, now
    Marge: Crop circles!
    Grandpa: Ok, I have to tell it in C P Oton. As I recall it was kind of a
    cosmic thing. A planet with an attena at the top of it.
    Marge: A planet with an attena? That sounds awfully familiar. I think it was 
    at the Kwik-E-Mart that's it, it was a bottle of pop. Maybe that will jog 
    Bart's memory.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 6: LVL46
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    Marge goes to her house and heads up into Bart's bedroom.
    
    Marge: Bart, do you recognize this design?
    Bart: (Some giberish) That's the alien mind control cola, they gave us tons 
    of that up in the alien spaceship. There using it to make the town go crazy.
    Marge: Oh thank god, you've snapped out of your trance. I was so worried.
    Bart: Later, I'm going to the arcade.
    Marge: This conspiracy goes all the way to the top. I'm gonna need a little
    extra fire power, as Officer Marge!
    
    Marge purchases a Police outfit for 400 coins. She then looks at herself in
    Bart's mirror. Marge then rushes out of Bart's room and then goes around the 
    town, collecting poisonous cola. After she collects them all, a whopping 30,
    she heads into the Kwik-E-Mart to talk to Apu about this situation.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 7: LVL47
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    Marge: Apu, I think you should be aware that you're selling a tainted cola.
    Where's this stuff coming from?
    Apu: Oh, there is little here not tainted in some way. Even the astroligies 
    grow give poor advice. But I will get to the bottom of this.
    Marge: Well, it made Bart go crazy and if I find the distributer, I'm gonna 
    give them a piece of my mind.
    Apu: Careful Mrs. Simpsons this cola makes people do errational things 
    without guilt. It's as though they have bottled the effects of a raging frat
    kegger.
    Marge: That's it, I'm going after them and any other evil cola trucks I find.
    
    Marge goes head-to-head with the Buzz Cola trucks and she wins. She destroys
    all of the trucks. But Chief Wiggum doesn't like that to much. He needs the
    cola. So, Wiggum chases after Marge but Marge loses him and after that, she
    heads home.
    
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    Level 5
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    Mission 1: LVL51
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    Apu is standing on the sidewalk at night. He gets into his vehicle and drives
    to the train yard to a certain location.
    
    Apu: Oh, I've been selling tainted cola. Unless I redeam myself, I will be
    reincarnated as a sea cucumber, or worse, a land cucumber.! I must find the
    source of this evil beverage. The soda in-voice commanded I come here but I
    see no cola factory. Ooh, a cola truck. Time for me to do the hindoo that I do!
    
    Apu follows the van and collects boxes dropped by the van as well. The van 
    leads to the mobs place. Louie is standing outside.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 2: LVL52
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    Apu: Hello stereo-typical Italian. Pleased to tell me the source of the evil
    cola.
    Louie: We don't know nothing... except that the vans are controlled by 
    mysterious strangers. Anyway, you shouldn't snip your nose into other people's
    business. It could come back to haunt you... and you're family.
    Apu: Oh my gosh, you're threat has reminded me of my fatherly duties. I'm
    supposed to pick up the otoplets at the hospital.
    
    Apu drives to the hospital but not without the mob getting in his way. Apu
    gets away form them and gets to the hospital where the doctor is standing 
    outside.
    
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    Mission 3: LVL53
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    Dr. Hibbert: I'm afraid we have a medical emergency.
    Apu: Oh no, my babies!
    Dr. Hibbert: You're babies are about to go to the bathroom all over my waiting
    room and diapers aren't covered by your insurance. Ooh, you better hurry, I 
    heard the parents of the Shellbyville 9 are grabbing every diaper in town.
    Apu: I will get the diapers but there is no way I'll be able to fit them in my
    car. Maybe Mr. Homer will have a gas-guzzling American vehicle that I can use.
    
    Apu goes over to the hospital parking lot where Homer is.
    
    Apu: Mr. Homer, sir, do you have a over-sized vehicle that I might be 
    borrowing?
    Homer: Borrowing, no, selling to you at an insanely high price, yes.
    
    Apu gets the car for 500 coins and then rams the Shellbyville van until it
    drop 10 daipers. After that, Apu races back to the hospital to give the diapers
    to Dr. Hibbert.
    
    Apu: Quickly, cover my incotenent baby's tooshies!
    Dr. Hibbert: Whoa, that was close, another minute and my office would look 
    like the Gansees River.
    
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    Mission 4: LVL54
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    Apu drives over to the Krust Burger where Krusty is standing outside.
    
    Apu: Hello famous, American clown, I wish to ask a favor.
    Krusty: Everyone wants to wet their beacks, uhhh.
    Apu: I require information about trucks delivering evil cola. How can I get 
    this classified data?
    Krusty: Sorry, Apu, I'm a drink, squeezy, punchy low-life. You need a 
    proffesional scumbag. Follow a cop until you find one. You'll have better luck
    if ya, you know, look American.
    Apu: Thank you, horrible man.
    
    Apu goes out and buys an American outfit for 425 coins and comes back to the 
    Krusty Burger. He then looks at himself in the window of the Krusty Burger.
    Apu follows a trail of donuts across town until he finds a the cop car. He then
    follows it across town to Snake at the DMV.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 5: LVL55
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    Snake: Hand over your wallet, dude, this is totally a mugging.
    Apu: What good luck, a criminal.
    Snake: Huh?
    Apu: Well surely a violent, filth bag such as yourself could find out who is 
    driving the black cola vans.
    Snake: Well, I do have a connection with the DMV but it will cost you. You have
    to pick up the litter for my community service.
    Apu: It is a deal.
    Snake: Deal, now hand over your wallet.
    Apu: Yes, yes, whatever.
    
    Apu follows a dump truck and collects trash that falls off of it. After that, 
    he runs areound town collecting trash. After he collects everything, he drives 
    back to the DMV where Snake is waiting.
    
    Snake: My friend has the information in the DMV.
    Apu: Oh thank you, thank you my violent associate.
    
    Apu goes inside the DMV and collects the information in a folder at the front 
    desk.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 6: LVL56
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    Apu goes back outside to talk to Snake.
    
    Apu: Sir, this folder is empty! To rob me is one thing but I never expected
    you to lie!
    Snake: Dude relax, ok. I got the info you need. I just need help on some more
    community service. Haha, I am totally evil.
    Apu: I should no better to trust a demented jucko but ok.
    
    Apu: If you do not tell me who operates these vans than I will be forced to 
    use profanity.
    Snake: Ok, ok, chill, dude. The museum runs them.
    Apu: The museum? This adventure gets more exciting than the last!
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 7: LVL57
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    Apu drives over to the bookstore near Moe's where Bart is hanging out.
    
    Apu: Oh Mr. Bart, I have discovered that the evil cola is being made in the
    Springfield museum.
    Bart: But that closes in five minutes!
    Apu: And my car is out of gas!
    Bart: Just fill it up at the Kwik-E-Mart.
    Apu: With those prices, no way!
    Bart: Fine, we'll take my car.
    
    Bart and Apu drive to the museum but the curator is leaving. So they destroy
    the curators car, grab the key, and go back to the museum.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Movie 4: MOVE4
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    I never thought I'd say this, but I'm actually excited to go to the museum!
    Apu: Sheba, the cola is dripping from that meteor!
    Bart: Cool, free deadly cola.
    
    The cola that's dripping from the meteor goes into the T-Rex's nose. That 
    causes the dinosaur to come back to life. It's eyes are glowing bright red. 
    Bart and Apu begin to back away when suddenly, Bart trips on the cord powering
    the meteor and it destroys the meteor and the T-Rex.
    
    Apu: We did it! We destroyed a pricless, archiological artifact.
    Bart: What we? I did all the driving!
    Apu: Let's find out who's behind all this strange cola businness.
    
    Apu and Bart are inside a large vent and they're at the end of it where the
    gate is. They see two aliens.
    
    Bart: I know it's a cliche but, acurmuba.
    
    Kang: Kodas, look at these space ratings for "Foolish Earthlings".
    Kodas: What happened Kaing, "Foolish Earthlings" used to be the Number One 
    reality show in the galaxy. Space viewers couldn't get enough of these humans 
    and their behavior.
    Kang: Our show is down in all key demos.
    Kodas: But our show concept was so perfect. We film these idiotic bipeds with 
    hidden cameras and beam it into every television in the galaxy.
    
    A TV with the Point of View of one of the bee cameras shows Willie stepping on
    a rake and getting hit in the face by it.
    
    Willie: I'll cover your mockers!
    Apu: These aliens have been secretly filming an intergalactic reality show in 
    Springfield.
    Bart: I knew there was a simple explanation.
    Kang: I'm going to intruduce the evil cola into the water supply. People will 
    go mad!
    Kodas: I like it!
    Kang: Then we distribute laser guns at the Squidport tourist area!
    Kodas: I like it!
    Kang: The cola madden humans will go beserk...
    Kodas: I like it
    Kang: Destroying themselves and their town!
    Kodas: Delivering big, big space ratings for "Foolish Earthlings" 
    Kodas and Kaing: Hahahahaha!!
    Apu: We have got to prevent the aliens from distributing laser guns into the 
    hands of cola drunk townspeople.
    Bart: Why that sounds hillarious, I'd watch that show!
    Apu: I'll tell you what you're a bad little boy.
    
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    Level 6
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    Mission 1: LVL61
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    Bart is outside the video arcade at with Apu. It's night out.
    
    Bart: Apu, you've got to help me warn Krusty of this alien plot, and thus 
    saving the good people of Springfield.
    Apu: I'm sorry sir but I cannot speak English, I can only speak Heindi.
    Bart: But you're speaking English now.
    Apu: Yes, I learned these words phonetically.
    Bart: Your just scared about getting vaproized by the space monsters. 
    Apu: Up, down, up, down, go hot dog, button your undershirt, blah, blah, blah.
    
    Bart goes over to Otto who is outside of the arcade also.
    
    Bart: Otto man, I need a ride.
    Otto: No can do, little dude. I gotta round up these other little dudes and get
    them to KrustLu for the studio tour.
    Bart: That's where I need to go. Step on it, Otto.
    Otto: Ok right after I drop these kids off at KrustyLu.
    Bart: Otto, I just said.
    Otto: Ok, stop hassling me midget Abraham Lincoln.
    
    Otto and Bart drive the bus and pick up the kids waiting to get to the studio
    tour at KrustyLu. They get them all and then they jet over to KrustyLu.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 2: LVL62
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    Barney working at the studios and he's outside.
    
    Bart: Barney, where's Krusty? I have to warn him.
    Barney: Krusty's not here, Little Homer, he's down at the Squidport, doing a
    promo for this new Buzz Cola.
    Bart: But that's the cola the aliens are using to control all human behavior.
    Barney: Control human behavior? No beverage can do that. Oh no, I haven't had a 
    Duff in two hours, my life is over! Ohhhhh!!
    Bart: But I have to get to Krusty before the limo does.
    Barney: And I have to stay here and go through the DT's.
    Bart: Sounds like a plan.
    
    Bart gets into his car and follows a truck to the observatory where Krusty's 
    limo is at. Bart tries to talk to the driver but he drives away. After that,
    Bart races the limo to the board walk where Krusty's at. Bart gets there before
    the limo does.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 3: LVL63
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    Bart: Krusty, listen carefully, aliens are handing out free laser guns 
    and cola that makes you go crazy. It'll be a massacre, the streets will be
    littered with lasered-off limbs and heads.
    Krusty: Yeah right, and I'm getting into the Country Western Hall of Fame. It
    just ain't gonna happen, kid.
    Bart: Oh, I just gotta find evidence. Who do I know that's smart enough to 
    prove this alien conspiracy? Bumblebee Man, Comic Book Guy, Disco Stew, that's 
    it a! A nerd, Proffesor Frink!
    
    Bart chases the cloaked-car and it leads back to the observatory.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 4: LVL64
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    Bart goes inside the observatory to find Proffesor Frink.
    
    Bart: Proffesor Frink! You've gotta help me, no one believes my story, it's
    just just like "The Boy Who Cried Wolf" except, instead of a wolf, it's an 
    alien conspiracy!
    Frink: Aliens? That would explain the strange transmissions from my Plutonium
    C-B Radio. I must've intercepted an alien message. It says they're hiding the 
    lasers in the dump truck. Bla, ho, ya, the plot is congriluted now.
    Bart: Relax, nerd layer, I'll knock the lasers out of the trucks so I can show
    them to Krusty.
    
    Bart leaves rhe observatory and gets in his car. He drives to the Duff Brewery
    and follows a dump truck from there. He rams the truck to get some laser guns.
    After he collects six of them, he goes back to the Duff Brewery and heads to 
    the back to get a laser gun to show Krusty as proof.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 5: LVL65
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    
    Bart drives to the taffy shop to find Principal Skinner.
    
    Bart: Principal Skinner, aliens are distributing deadly lasers all over 
    Springfield. We've gotta warn everybody.
    Skinner: All we've gotta do, young man, is get that eliscit goo-god of your 
    hands. Clearly you forgot the the schools zero-tolerance policy of lasers.
    
    Skinner takes Bart's laser gun and drives away. But Bart goes after him and
    destroys his car. He then takes the gun back.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 6: LVL66
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    
    Bart heads down to Krustylu Studios to talk to Krusty who is outside.
    
    Bart: Krusty, I have proof now! See this laser gun? 
    Krusty: Well what do you know, you were telling the truth. You've tought this 
    old clown a lesson. Uh, blah, blah, blah, excetera, excetera, stay in school.
    I just wish you told me before I let them set up those free laser gun stands.
    Bart: Oh man, I better get some heavy artillery if I'm gonna take out that
    much private property. Hmm, Kearney should have something.
    
    Bart goes over to Kearney who is right nearby.
    
    Bart: Hey Kearney, I need to do a lot of collaterall damage in the minimum 
    amount of time.
    Kearney: I've got just the thing. I have a car that was owned by a super
    villain. He once conquered the East Coast.
    
    Bart buys the Globex Super Villian Car for 600 coins and drives around town,
    destroying the laser stands. After he destroys them all, Bart rushes back to
    the studio to talk to Krusty.
    
    Bart: Oh, why didn't I just do this in the first place?
    Krusty: Oh, why didn't I realize that show girl last night was a guy?
    
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    Mission 7: LVL67
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--= 
    
    Bart heads to Krusty Burger and finds Homer.
    
    Bart: Dad, the aliens have taken over the Duff Brewery and they're using it to
    store laser guns. Ohh, if only I didn't have to do so much explaining.
    Homer: What, this is Duff's worst disgrace since Duff Ice. It's time to use
    my secret weapon. Remember when I told you I sold my old car so you could go to
    college?
    Bart: Yeah.
    Homer: It was a lie.
    Bart: Yay, that's worth more.
    
    Homer and Bart race to the Duff Brewery, getting there before the aliens.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Movie 5: MOVE5
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    Homer and Bart drive into the Duff Brewery and see the spaceship come out of
    the floor where the Duff air baloon used to be.
    
    Kaing: The lasers were only the beginning! Even now, our all purpose evil cola
    is spreading underground through your water supply. It will wake the dead! 
    Zombies will rise from the grave and devour the living!
    Kodos: And our ratings will rise! Rise to levels not seen since the hay day 
    of Evening Shade.
    
    The spaceship leaves.
    
    Bart: Oh man, that sounds cool! I mean, oh no, I hope there plan fails. Who am
    I kidding, zombies eating brains! Ohh this is gonna rock!
    
    
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    Level 7
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    Mission 1: LVL71
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    
    It's October 31st, its Holloween and the dead are walking (and driving) the
    streets. Homer is inside the house with Lisa. There are cobwebs everywhere and
    there is a skeleton on the couch. It's night out but it looks darker than ever
    before.
    
    Lisa: Dad! The zombies are on the way, shouldn't we do something?
    Homer: Not now Lisa, I'm trying to listen to the baseball game.
    TV: It's the top of the seventh and, oh god zombies! They're devouring the 
    crowd. Now... ah, they're eating my brain! Oh, the pain! Ahhhhh!!
    Homer: Oh alright, I'll get some survival supplies. Stupid Brockman getting 
    eaten by zombies.
    
    Homer goes next door to Flander's. He has a gate around his yard.
    
    Homer: Flanders, give me your first aid kit.
    Ned: Well I was hoping to save it for Roder and Toder to bandage there 
    brain-eating boo-boos.
    Homer: Just rub a bible on them.
    Ned: Will that work to fend off zombies?
    Homer: Who am I, Doctor Science?
    Ned: Okely-dokely, here's the first aid.
    Rod: Daddy, if the zombies are dead, why aren't they in heaven? 
    Tod: I hope my brain feeds a hungry zombie. 
    
    Homer grabs the first aid kit. Homer then goes to Cletus' next and steals some 
    boards. Cletus yells at Homer but he gets away. Homer then goes to Moe's 
    house. Moe's outside.
    
    Homer: Moe, I need your chainsaw to chop up attacking zombies.
    Moe: Then how will I defend myself?
    Homer: Moe, Moe, Moe, shouldn't the weapons go to people who have loved ones in
    their lives.
    Moe: Yeah maybe your right.
    Homer: I think I made my point.
    Moe: Well, I better comb my hair before the zombies get here. (Sigh) my life 
    stinks.
    
    Homer grabs the chiansaw and goes back to his house.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 2: LVL72
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    
    After dropping off the supplies at the Simpsons house, Homer drives to the 
    school playground where the Comic Book Guy is. There is a big space craft 
    above the baseball field.
    
    Homer: Hey, you there, Smelly Sam. What's going on?
    Comic Book Guy: The alien craft is using some sort of tractor beam to suck up 
    trespassers to their doom. Worst. Effects. Ever.
    Homer: But that's real.
    Comic Book Guy: Worst. Effects. Ever.
    Homer: What's with the cool black car?
    Comic Book Guy: If my knowledge of sci fi movies is correct, which it is, the 
    black car is an advanced probe for the mother ship. Now, if you're through, I'm
    going to spend my last hours on Earth, complaining about movies on the 
    internet.
    Homer: The gift of life is wasted on you.
    Comic Book Guy: Yes, I recommend you obtain a zombie car. It will protect you 
    well but it is runned on human brains, slight draw back.
    Homer: I've got plenty of those.
    
    Homer heads down to the graveyard to buy a Zombie Car. He gets it from a zombie
    for 500 coins. He then goes back to the school playground to follow the black
    car. He follows it through the town until it stops at the the power plant.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 3: LVL73
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    
    Proffesor Frink is at the power plant.
    
    Frink: I'm glad you're here my morpobly obbesse ally. Based on my mathulations,
    I've figured out the aliens weakness. It's nuclear waste. Yuck.
    Homer: Uh, and how does that effect me?
    Frink: Well it could save the life of you and your family.
    Homer: And?
    Frink: Look, I've loaded my vehicle with nuclear waste from the power plant.
    I'm going to deliver this toxic payload to the alien ship, risking myself and 
    my delicious brain to zombie snacking which if you've never undergone that, I
    can tell you it stings.
    Homer: What a hero, I never knew his name.
    Frink: Uh, it's Proffesor John Frink.
    Homer: Are you still here?
    
    Homer and Proffesor Frinkget into the car with the nuclear waste and they race 
    to the school playground. When they get there, they go under the beam and they
    car begins to get sucked up by it. Homer gets out. Frink doesn't.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 4: LVL74
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    
    Homer needs more nuclear waste. So, he goes inside the school to talk to Lisa 
    who is standing in the hallway.
    
    Homer: I need to buy some nuclear waste, and fast!
    Lisa: Why don't you ask Mr. Burns. His buried nuclear waste has poisoned 
    Springfield for years to come.
    Homer: Good ol' Mr. Burns. He'll save us! Thank goodness for nuclear waste.
    
    Homer starts driving to the power plant when suddenly, a plant car begins to
    chase him. He gets away and continues on to the power plant. When he gets 
    there, he has to climb the wreakage a space ship made in the front of the 
    building to get to Mr. Burns. He climbs it all the way to Mr. Burns' office.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 5: LVL75
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    
    After Homer gets past the booby trapped office floor, Homer goes up to 
    Mr. Burns.
    
    Burns: Ooh, is it you Merryweather, come to haunt me again. I kid you once I...
    Homer: Mr. Burns, it's me, Homer Simpson!
    Burns: So you're not the ghost of my former partner? Woo, wow, that was... wow.
    Homer: Look, I need to get some barrels of radioactive waste to save 
    Springfield from the aliens.
    Burns: I agree, illegal aliens are a nucence.
    Homer: Not leafblower aliens, tentacle aliens.
    Burns: Oh, in that case, here's a map to where I burried nuclear barrels all 
    over Springfield. And they said that they made them bleed from the heart. I 
    hope they... bleed from the heart.
    
    Homer grabs the map off of Mr. Burns' desk and then goes to his car. He gets
    the barrel of nuclear waste and drives it to the school and into the tractor
    beam. 
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 6: LVL76
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    
    Snake is in the school playground. Homer talks to him because he needs a car.
    
    Snake: Wow, imagine, me getting car jacked. What a total switcharoo.
    Homer: Just go.
    Snake: And what will you do if I don't.
    Homer: Flip you the bird!
    Snake: Ok, don't get freaky, get in!
    
    Homer and Snake go to the power plant but not before they have to get away
    from another black car. They get the nuclear waste and drive to the school 
    plyground. They drive the car into the tractor beam.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Mission 7: LVL77
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    
    Homer goes over to Grandpa who is walking in the school playground.
    
    Homer: Where'd you get that sweet ride.
    Grandpa: I bought it with my social security. Thank you Uncle Sucker.
    Homer: Gimme a lift. I gotta save Springfield.
    Grandpa: You're not gonna sacrifice me for the greater good, are you son?
    Homer: We'll see dad, we'll see.
    Grandpa: Ohh.
    
    Homer and Grandpa begin to drive to the power plant but see a black car and 
    they must race it. Once they win, they get the barrel and head to the school
    but when they get near the corner next to Homer's house, a black car comes out
    of a drive way and begins chasing them. They get away and they get back to the
    school. They put the car into the light and it explodes.
    
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    Movie 7: MOVE7
    =--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=--=
    
    Grandpa and his new car are being sucked into the spaceship.
    
    Grandpa: I smell toes!
    
    The car explodes and sends the craft landing straight into the ground.
    
    Homer: Eat nuclear death you effenement, wrinkly space wods! Hehehe, imagine 
    that, scared of some harmless nuclear waste. So very harmless. Ow!
    
    Homer looks at his back and there is a third hand there.
    
    Homer: Cut your finger nails!
    
    The two aliens come out of the ship looking like they're about to die.
    
    Kang: That fourtune teller was right, I do end up dying in a space ship crash.
    
    A newspaper called the SpaceVariety comes up to the screen and it has the 
    headlines "'Foolish Earthlings' FINALE 1# Ratings Soar". Then the Simpsons 
    house is shown. Homer, Marge, and Lisa are sitting down on the couch.
    
    Lisa: Dad, I'm really proud of you for rescuing all of us from that alien 
    invasion.
    Homer: Did that really happen? I thought that was a dream after eating to many
    raw hot dogs.
    Marge: No Homie, your the town hero.
    Homer: Sweet! And the ninja baby sitters? Was that real or a hotdog dream?
    Lisa: Hotdog dream.
    
    Bart runs in from the other living room.
    
    Bart: Dad, your fans want you outside!
    Homer: Fans.
    
    Homer puts his Duff down and gets up to see whats going on outside. He opens
    the door to show tons of weird aliens.
    
    Homer: Oh those fans.
    
    Homer bends down and grabs his newspaper. After he gets up, he starts to look
    cool by making muscles and stuff. After that, there's a view of Kang and Kodos
    on a cloud in the sky.
    
    Kang: Atleast our show was a success.
    Kodos: Why did we go to earth heaven?
    Kang: Atleast we don't have to sit through the stupid video game credits.
    
    Kodos points down. The logo for the Simpsons: Hit and Run moves up.
    
    Kang: Nooo!!!
    
    Credits roll.
    
    The end.
    
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