ie8 fix

Review by LiquidMetalSJP

"I wish I would have shot myself in the foot."

This game is terrible. It is, quite possibly, the worst game I'ver ever played, and here is why:

Graphics: 4/10
This game's graphics (I don't even know why I am calling it a "game") are not very pretty. I've seen better on a Nintendo 64 game. The character models look very blocky and have virtually no detail what-so-ever. The only redeeming quality is that there is massive amounts of blood and gore. I killed a tiny frog, and 3 giant chunks of bloody meat came out. Not very realistic, but it is very cool.

Sound: 1/10
Why? This game's noise is terrible. I'm not even going to call it music, because that would be too much a compliment. The quality is terrible. I've heard MIDIs that sound better than this terrible excuse for music. It is not that it is terrible music, it is the quality of it. It honestly sounds like it is coming out of a record player that was just dipped in acid and sat on by a smelly hobo. The sound effects are not very good either. They got annoying after... the first time you hear them.

Gameplay: 2.5/10
I think it is fair to say that this game isn't even close to being finished. There are so many glitches that this game is almost unplayable. You'll have to play with the mouse sensitivity before you can even begin to play it. Using the mouse to look around is really hard with this game because the programmers decided that it would be cool to make the sensitivity be different when you are walking. So if you move the mouse and think you have the right settings when you are standing still, try walking and looking at the same time. Told you. The flying missions are terrible to control too. It uses the mouse and uses it terribly. It uses inverted controls when flying that you can't change. to normal. This may work when using a joystick, but an inverted mouse is just stupid. Other than that, the game is just average on the FPS part. You shoot stuff, you have annoying jumping puzzles and some pretty cool sniping parts. I saved the worst for last though. There is a glitch that will randomly corrupt your save file. Yeah, that is a bad thing. You try to load your file, it will give you an error. You probaly won't even be able to finish this game, due to that little bug.

Overall 2.5/10
This game is terrible. Avoid it like the plague. Get the PS2 version, it is actually a pretty decent game., the PC version is a very bad port of a fun console game.

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 11/01/04

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