Cat God: "Thank you for being kind to cats. I'll grant you one wish to show my gratitude." Me: "I wish for...my very own cat girl!" I thought it was just a dream at first, but a few days later I found a real cat girl, curled up in a box outside my door. "I've come here to serve you," she says to me, her furry ears twitching curiously. It's like a dream come true for me. Before I know it, other furry pets have shown up, and I'm having the time of my life. Thank you, Cat God!