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    This script obviously gives away the storyline, but nothing else (how to play
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    This Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas game script was written by Graeme Murphy,
    A.K.A. Omah. I did the missions whilst recording them on my VCR. Then, after
    I’d finished a section of missions, I stopped, then wrote the script with the
    help of the subtitles. None of this was copied, every single letter was written
    by me.
    
    Do not use this on your site unless you have my permission, although the
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    If you spot any mistakes, or have any suggestions, or just want to make a
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    This script has very strong language throughout and some sexual language, so
    don't read it if you are offended by language of that ilk. The language is in
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    Version history:
    
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    Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas Game Script
    
    
    
    Los Santos Missions (AREA)
    
    
    
    Opening Movie
    
    
    
                   (On screen) Francis INTL. Airport, Liberty City, 1992.
    
                   CJ is at the airport.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (voice-over)
                             After five years on the East
                             Coast, it was time to go home.
    
                   (On screen) Los Santos International Airport.
    
                   A previous phone call is heard.
    
                   Phone rings.
    
                                       CJ
                             'Sup?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Carl, it's Sweet.
    
                                       CJ
                             Whassup, Sweet, what you want?
    
                                       SWEET
                             It's Moms... She's dead bro.
    
                   CJ gets into a taxi.
    
                   Police pull over the taxi. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez get
                   out.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                                 (into megaphone)
                             Passenger. Show us your hands.
                             Stop. Get down on your knees. Now
                             down on your stomach. There you
                             go.
    
                   Hernandez cuffs CJ and takes his money
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             I'll take that Hernandez.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, that's my paper man. That's
                             money.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             This is drug money.
    
                                       CJ
                             My money, man...
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Hey don't worry about it, I'll
                             fill it out later.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Welcome home, Carl. Glad to be
                             back? You haven't forgotten about
                             us, have you boy?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hell no, Officer Tenpenny. I was
                             just wondering what took y'all so
                             long.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Get in the car.
    
                                       CJ
                             Ease up, man. Damn.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Watch your head.
    
                   Tenpenny bangs CJ's head on the car as he's putting him in.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Oh! My bad.
    
                                       PULASKI
                                 (to taxi driver)
                             Get outta here, you grease-ball
                             bastard!
                                 (To himself)
                             Stupid Mexican...
                                 (To Hernandez)
                             Oh, hey, sorry.
    
                                       CJ
                             My bag. Hey, man, my bag!
    
                   View on police car driving.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             How you been, Carl? How's your
                             wonderful family?
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm here to bury my Moms. You know
                             that.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Yeah, I guess I do. So what else
                             you got shakin' Carl?
    
                                       CJ
                             Nothing. I live in Liberty City
                             now. I'm clean. Legit.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             No, you ain't never been clean,
                             Carl.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Well what've we got here?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             This is a weapon, Officer Pulaski,
                             that was used to gun down a police
                             officer not ten minutes ago.
                             Officer Pendelbury. A fine man, I
                             might add. You work fast, nigga.
    
                                       CJ
                             You know I just got off the plane!
    
                                       PULASKI
                             It's a good thing we found you and
                             retrieved the murder weapon.
    
                                       CJ
                             That ain't my gun.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Don't bullshit me, Carl
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Yeah, don't bullshit him, Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             What the fuck you want from me
                             this time?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             When we want you, we'll find you.
                             In the meantime, try not to gun
                             down any more officers of the law.
    
                                       CJ
                             You can't leave me here - it's
                             BALLAS country.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             I thought you said you was
                             innocent, Carl? That you don't
                             bang?
    
                                       PULASKI
                                 (into his radio)
                             This is car 58... WHAT?!
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             See you around like a doughnut,
                             Carl...
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Officer Pendelbury's down? We'll
                             be right over.
    
                                       CJ
                             Ah shit, here we go again. Worst
                             place in the world. Rollin Heights
                             Balla Country. I ain't represented
                             Grove Street in five years, but
                             the Ballas won't give a shit.
    
    
    
    Carl Johnson (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Big Smoke (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is in his house.
    
                   He hears voices from when he was younger.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Stop it! What are you doing? Carl,
                             Brian, stop it!
    
                                       CJ
                             Quit it! Moms will hear!
    
                                       KENDL
                             Mom! They're up to something!
    
                   Big Smoke enters the room holding a baseball bat.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             You picked the wrong house, fool!
    
                                       CJ
                             Big Smoke! It's me, Carl! Chill,
                             chill!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             CJ, my dog! Whassup? Hey baby, you
                             OK, man?
    
                                       CJ
                             No, man, it's my Moms, homie...
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey, I don't know why this had to
                             happen, but I promise you, I'm
                             going to find out who killed your
                             Moms! The streets is cold, dog.
                             Like it says in the book, we are
                             blessed and cursed.
    
                                       CJ
                             What fucking book?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Same things make us laugh, make us
                             cry. But right now, we gotta take
                             care our business. Go see your
                             brother at the cemetery. C'mon,
                             let's bounce.
    
                   CJ and Big Smoke get into Big Smoke's car.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             You want to drive?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, that's cool. Nice car,
                             Smoke.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             You know me. It's not cut. Keep
                             the value in it. Keep it real.
    
    
    
    Carl Johnson (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Sweet & Kendl (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ and Big Smoke enter the cemetery, where Sweet, Ryder and
                   Kendl are already waiting for Big Smoke.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I've missed you these five years,
                             man - they gonna be real happy to
                             see you.
                                 (To Sweet, Ryder and
                                  Kendl)
                             Hey, what's up, y'all? Look who I
                             found hanging around.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Carl, hey, good to see you.
    
                                       CJ
                             I can't believe she's gone, man.
    
                                       SWEET
                             That's another funeral you ran
                             away from, fool. Just like
                             Brian's.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, she was my Momma too.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Not for the past 5 years she
                             wasn't, nigga.
    
                   Kendl starts walking away.
    
                                       SWEET
                             And were the fuck you think you're
                             going?
    
                                       KENDL
                             What? get out of my face. I'm
                             going to see Cesar.
    
                                       SWEET
                             The hell you are, girl! You ain't
                             messing with them eses, you know
                             we beefing -
    
                                       KENDL
                             Look, I love him! And what the
                             fuck are you?
    
                                       SWEET
                             At least I got principles.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Oh, and I guess that makes you an
                             upstanding American. Carl, tell
                             him!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Carl, don't tell me shit, bitch.
    
                                       CJ
                             As long as he treats her right.
                             Disrespect you, and he's dead.
    
                                       SWEET
                                 (to CJ)
                             How the hell you gonna say that?
                             Like it's any business of yours.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Fuck you, Sweet.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, shit - here we go again.
    
                                       SWEET
                             This shit's real fucked up.
                             Everything!
    
                                       CJ
                             What you mean?
    
                                       SWEET
                             What, apart from your Mother being
                             dead? Things are going real bad.
                             Here, let me show you, running
                             man. Tony's buried over there.
                             Little Devil over there, Big Devil
                             over there. Man, it's just crazy -
                             everybody blasts on fools first
                             then asks questions second.
    
                   The four homies are walking to Big Smoke's car.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Ballas! Drive by! Incoming!
    
                   Big Smoke's car gets blown up in the shooting.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Awww, mother-fucker, my car!
    
                                       SWEET
                             We gotta get back to the 'hood,
                             man, it's too crazy round here!
                             Grab a bike and pedal. Even you
                             ain't forgotten that.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                                       SWEET
                             Shit! A Ballas car is onto us!
                             Split up!
    
                   Sweet splits and CJ and Big Smoke have to follow Ryder.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Keep up, mother-fucker!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The four homies meet at Grove Street.
    
                                       RYDER
                             I got with them mother-fuckers
                             though - showed them niggaz who's
                             gangsta. Ryder, nigga!
    
                                       SWEET
                             So when you leaving, Carl?
    
                                       CJ
                             I ain't sure. Thought I might
                             stay. Things is fucked up.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Well, the last thing we need is
                             your help.
    
                                       CJ
                             Aw man, I won't let you down, I
                             swear.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Hey, we're gonna call up some
                             'hood rats and chill the hell out.
                             You want some?
    
                                       CJ
                             I gotta whole lot going on, and
                             I'm tired. I'll catch ya'll later.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey yo' just drop in. We all
                             hangin' out.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Yeah, and get yourself some
                             colours, fool. And a haircut -
                             it's embarrassing to be seen with
                             you!
    
    
    
    Ryder (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Ryder (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Ryder is in his house. CJ enters.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hey, man, what you want?
    
                                       CJ
                             Seeing my homie. What's up with
                             you?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Yeah, homie, yeah yeah. It's good
                             to see you back.
    
                                       CJ
                             No homie love? No hug?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Oh, for sure, for sure my nigga,
                             my bad. What's crackin' with you?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, what you strapped for?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Man, some pizza place keeps
                             painting over our hit up, man!
                             That shit is beautiful. Teach the
                             owner a lesson. He's fucking with
                             Grove Street. You down?
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm always down.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Ahhh, yeah... Let's go, bitch.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ has just walked out of the barbers, Ryder is outside.
    
                                       RYDER
                                 (one phrase)
                             Shit! I told you he was crazy!
                             Man, you jacked up!
                                 (another phrase)
                                       RYDER
                             You know something? I take it
                             back. Old Reece still got it
                             cracking.
                                 (always the same phrase)
                             Man, what's this? Shit looks
                             ridiculous. No respect for the
                             'hood, all clean and shit. You're
                             looking too skinny, CJ. Go and get
                             us something to eat. I'm gonna
                             finish this. Then I'm going to
                             take care of business.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is ordering some food, Ryder walks up to the counter
                   holding a gun.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Give up the money! This a raid!
    
                                       PIZZA CO. EMPLOYEE
                             Ryder! Not this again!
    
                                       RYDER
                             It ain't me, fool.
    
                                       PIZZA CO. EMPLOYEE
                             No one else is that small! I feel
                             sorry for your dad!
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit, you crazy! Let's get up
                             outta here!
    
                                       RYDER
                             Same old CJ! Busta! Straight
                             busta!
    
                   Pizza Co. employee fires a gun towards CJ.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Oh, shit! RUN!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Ryder are outside Ryder's house.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Better drop by and see Sweet. He's
                             been yapping on about that
                             graffiti, too. Later, homie.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Tagging Up Turf (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Sweet and Big Smoke are playing basketball in Sweet's yard.
    
                                       SWEET
                             C'mon fat boy. C'mon fat boy. Fat
                             boy - look at you, look at...
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Yeah, yeah, watch out. Fool...
                             Watch this, watch this... Ah ha ha
                             ha! Bam!
    
                   CJ walks into the yard.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Look who's here, it's running man.
                             What, you think you back on the
                             set?
    
                                       CJ
                             I told you that, bro.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Your word don't mean shit around
                             here.
    
                                       CJ
                             C'mon, man, gimme a break.
    
                                       SWEET
                             We gotta go hit up the 'hood.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey, CJ.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Let them know you're back on the
                             set. The Johnson brothers are
                             rolling again. Take this paint and
                             go hit shit up. Start with our own
                             set first.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Later on, we'll spread out and
                             take the whole 'hood back.
    
                                       SWEET
                             You already spreading out, fat
                             man. Now let's play. Let's see
                             what you got, pork chop!
    
                   CJ walks out of the yard, Sweet follows him.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Hey wait up.
    
                                       CJ
                             Thought you'd hang with your
                             brother, huh?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Aw, ease up, little man, c'mon,
                             it's been difficult. You wanna
                             drive?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, for sure.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ parks the car, CJ and Sweet get out and head towards a tag
                   under the bridge.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Watch for those rollers as I tag
                             this up.
    
                   Sweet sprays over a Ballas tag.
    
                                       SWEET
                             There's another two Balla tags in
                             the 'hood.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ pulls up and gets out of the car.
    
                                       SWEET
                             You hit this up here, and I'll go
                             up and do another 'hood.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Sweet pulls up in the car.
    
                                       SWEET
                             CARL, QUICK, GET IN!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Like riding a bike, ain't it, boy?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, it all comes back.
    
                                       SWEET
                             How you doin' on the feddy?
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm kinda short, you know.
                             C.R.A.S.H. took all my paper, man,
                             left me with nothing but small
                             change...
                                       SWEET
                             Here, get yourself a beer or
                             something. I'll catch up with you.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Cleaning The Hood (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Big Smoke, Sweet and Ryder are in Sweet's house.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                                 (to Sweet)
                             Hey, you gotta keep it real, man.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Man, nobody give a shit about the
                             'hood.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I do!
    
                                       SWEET
                             All they do is sell yay and ruin
                             the place. No crack ever made a
                             gang tight.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I don't know, man.
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Whassup, ya'll?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Whassup, CJ?
    
                                       RYDER
                             What's cracking?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Man, all they care about is
                             smoking and money.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             You can't knock a homie's hustle,
                             Sweet.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Them marks ain't soldiers. They're
                             idiots trying to be business men.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Yeah, but they're down with us,
                             man.
    
                                       SWEET
                             All they down with is money. CJ -
                             go down there and show these fools
                             you mean business. these chumps
                             from the Ballas are sweating the
                             homies. Go put pressure on them.
                             Just do it.
    
                                       CJ
                             We been putting time in the 'hood,
                             but we gotta get the homies back
                             together, like the old days.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Yeah, you right! So you and Ryder
                             go handle your business!
                                 (to Big Smoke)
                             Man, they'd slang to their own
                             Momma. They don't care about
                             nothing.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             You're naïve, my friend. We gotta
                             keep our focus.
    
                   CJ and Ryder are walking out of Sweet's house.
    
                                       CJ
                             We need some back up. You seen B
                             Dup?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Nah, but him and the homeboy Bear,
                             they'd be good to have on our
                             side.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh! Big Bear? Yeah, them base
                             slangers going to be sorry now.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Ryder are in B Dup's hall.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hey, slow down, fool. You don't
                             even know which door it is.
    
                                       CJ
                             Whatever, man. This it?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Yeah, this is it right here.
    
                   CJ knocks on door.
    
                                       CJ
                             Open up! You sure he still live
                             here?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Fool, I told you this it.
    
                   CJ bangs again.
    
                                       CJ
                             Open up!
    
                                       B DUP
                                 (from behind the door)
                             Who the fuck is it?
                                 (opens door)
                             CJ? What the fuck you want? Get
                             the fuck outta here.
    
                                       CJ
                             Wait, hold up, man. What happened
                             to 4 life, nigga?
    
                                       B DUP
                             The only thing that matters is the
                             'hood, homie, but you'll never
                             understand what getting this money
                             is like. You know what, man? Get
                             the fuck outta here before you be
                             laying on your back. Big Bear,
                             come check this fool.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Bear? Big Bear, that's you?
                             Hey, you still from the 'hood,
                             homie, or what?
    
                                       B DUP
                             Nah, the only thing Bear give a
                             fuck about is smoking and keeping
                             my house clean. Ain't that right,
                             Big Bear?
    
                                       BIG BEAR
                             Hell yeah.
    
                                       B DUP
                             Hell yeah, what?
    
                                       BIG BEAR
                             Hell, yeah, sir!
    
                                       B DUP
                             Now go make that mother-fucking
                             toilet sparkle.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh - no, man... Bear! Come on!
    
                                       BIG BEAR
                             Everyone likes to party sometimes,
                             CJ. I'll see you around.
    
                                       B DUP
                             Stay the fuck from around here -
                             punk!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, nigga, fuck you!
    
                   CJ and Ryder walk out of B Dup's front door.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Damn - this shit's fucked up.
    
                                       CJ
                             I see what you mean now, man. If
                             crack can do that to Big Bear,
                             turn him into a base slave, the
                             average mother-fucker ain't got a
                             chance.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Damn dope fiends and drug addicts
                             everywhere in this city. Piss me
                             off.
    
                                       CJ
                             Looks like it's up to us then.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ pulls the car up near a crack dealer.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hey, check it out! Somebody's
                             selling to one of the homies!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Ryder are looking down on the crack dealer.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hey, I know this cat! He a punk,
                             used to run with a Front Yard
                             Balla OG from Idlewood. I know his
                             place, it's just across the tracks
                             there. Let's check it out!
    
                                       CJ
                             Eh, ain't that Front Yard turf?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Man, are you a busta?
    
                                       CJ
                             No, I'm down, homie!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ pulls up outside of the Crack Den.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Ooo-eee! Man, you can smell a
                             crack den a mile away!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Ryder enter the Crack Den.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Good afternoon, Balla dope
                             pushers! Grove Street OG's come to
                             do damage!
    
                                       Balla
                             Fuck them Grove Street fools!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Ryder are in Grove Street.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Now that the base ain't getting
                             pushed up in their faces... Maybe
                             these fools should be up for some
                             real bangin'!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, Grove gonna get back on its
                             feet now for sure though.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Later, homie.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Drive-Thru (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ, Ryder, Big Smoke and Sweet are leaving Sweet's house.
    
                                       CJ
                             What's happening with you, Ryder?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Respect has to be earned, Sweet -
                             just like money.
    
                                       SWEET
                             So what you saying? You don't
                             respect me?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             What I'm saying is...
    
                                       SWEET
                             Speak up, nigga!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I'm hungry!
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, man! Shit... Hey, what's going
                             on?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Man cannot live on bread alone. I
                             know. I've tried that shit. Carl,
                             you look a little thin, man. You
                             gotta be hungry, man.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I could eat.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Man, what you fools trying to eat?
                             What about some tacos?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Tacos? Again? Hell no. Chicken,
                             man. No discussion.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Man, I don't want no chicken...
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, Sweet, Big Smoke and Ryder enter the drive-thru at
                   Cluckin' Bell.
    
                                       CLUCKIN' BELL EMPLOYEE
                             Can I take your order, please?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Carl, what do you want? You gotta
                             eat to keep your strength up, man.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, I'll take a number 9 - fat
                             boy.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Gimme a number 9, just like his.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Let me get a number 6 with extra
                             dip.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I'll have two number 9s, a number
                             9 large, a number 6 with extra
                             dip, a number 7, two number 45s,
                             one with cheese, and a large soda.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, sorry, Bro, you know I gotta
                             know about Moms.
    
                                       SWEET
                             I know CJ, I know. I mean I'm just
                             trying not to think about  it, is
                             all. I mean, I didn't even know
                             she was hit until it was all
                             over...
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Yeah, right, right, right, right,
                             right. Let's eat.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hey, don't we got beef around
                             here? We been getting into it with
                             these fools.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I can't stand cold food. unlike
                             you, I ain't never ate from a
                             trash can.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Oh, shit - trash can bitch!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Pass me my food.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hey, hey look - Kilo Trays scoping
                             us out!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Damn, Ryder, you're a jinx!
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit, them mother-fuckers headed
                             to the 'hood!
    
                                       SWEET
                             DRIVE-BY!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The car pulls up outside Sweet's house, all four homies are in
                   it.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             That's one up for the Grove!
    
                                       RYDER
                             Say what, Smoke? All you managed
                             to do was eat my damn food up!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Yeah, it was gettin' cold!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Y'all comin' in for a beer?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Nah baby, I need to get back to
                             the crib. CJ, gimme a ride?
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright Smoke, let's go. See y'all
                             later.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Big Smoke pull up outside Big Smoke's house.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey thanks, Carl. Hey, I've missed
                             having you around, baby.
    
                                       CJ
                             Thanks, man. I wish Sweet thought
                             like that.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             He don't mean it, CJ. He's still
                             real tor' up about your Moms, man.
                             Here, get yourself a little smokey
                             smoke on Smoke, and relax, homie.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Nines And AK's (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Big Smoke, Ryder and Sweet are in Sweet's house playing a dice
                   game.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Gimme 15, mother-fucker.
    
                                       RYDER
                             I'll right it down in a second. I
                             ain't going to pencil whip you,
                             fat sucker. Let me play first.
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight, whassup?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Whassup, man?
    
                                       SWEET
                             What's cracking.
    
                                       CJ
                             Who's winning?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Who do you think, huh? Me!
    
                                       RYDER
                             That does it. That's game null and
                             void, mother-fuckers!
    
                                       CJ
                             So, what kind of guns we working
                             with now?
    
                                       RYDER
                             One-times came through, raided the
                             spot. We ain't got shit now.
    
                                       CJ
                             Well what you going to do if
                             Ballas roll through, throw shoes
                             at them? Say, what happened to
                             Emmet?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Emmet? Shit, gangstas these days
                             got Mac's, AK's and all kind of
                             stuff. Emmet, on the other hand,
                             ain't got shit.
    
                                       CJ
                             Well, until we get that plug, we
                             gotta deal with a cat that always
                             been there for us.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Emmet's Seville Boulevard
                             Families, we ain't too close these
                             days, but nonetheless, I'll take
                             you to see him. Get ourselves
                             strapped up. Come on, man.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Emmet is in his yard. CJ and Big Smoke enter.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             That's my man right there, you
                             know what I'm saying?
    
                   Emmet accidentally fires his gun.
    
                                       EMMET
                             Hey! Who shot at me? What you kids
                             want?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, hey, pops, hey, what's
                             happenin'?
    
                                       EMMET
                             Aren't you Beverly Johnson's boy?
    
                                       CJ
                             That's right.
    
                                       EMMET
                             Brian! Say, ain't you dead?
    
                                       CJ
                             No, Emmet - the other one. Carl.
    
                                       EMMET
                             I'm sorry about Beverly.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             That's why we're here, sir. We
                             want to get the people who did it.
    
                                       EMMET
                             Well, you've come to the right
                             place. Try anything you like, boy.
    
                   Big Smoke and CJ look inside a bin.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Man, look at this old shit.
    
                   Big Smoke is preparing to shoot a glass bottle.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Die, little glass Balla fool!
    
                   Big Smoke shoots the glass bottle.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Big Smoke shoots three glass bottles.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Shit, I'm the best there ever was!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Big Smoke rolls and shoots a glass bottle.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Cap your ass!
    
                   Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             And your ass!
    
                   Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             You want some too?
    
                   Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Ice cold, baby!
    
                   Big Smoke shoots another glass bottle.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I knew I was the chosen one!
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, man, check out 'Special Agent
                             Big Smoke'!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   All three are still in Emmet's yard.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Damn, you a killer baby, ice cold!
                             But remember something, real
                             strength comes from within, my
                             brother.
    
                                       EMMET
                             Listen to the boy.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Yeah, I guess Liberty didn't
                             soften you none, huh? Hey look,
                             let's split. Hey, I'll see you
                             around Emmet.
    
                                       EMMET
                             I'm 100% behind you boys. But
                             remember this, you didn't get 'em
                             from me. And remember this. Emmet
                             is the place for guns! I've always
                             got high quality merchandise. And
                             I've been proudly serving the
                             community for over 30 years!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Crazy old fool. Hey look, you
                             drive, man.
    
                                       CJ
                             I seen newer cannons than this
                             strap in a museum. Where we goin'?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Man, I'm real tired, dude, drop me
                             off at my crib, baby.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Big Smoke are outside Big Smoke's house.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Thanks, CJ, I'll see you around.
    
                                       CJ
                             Later, Smoke.
    
                   CJ's phone rings.
    
                                       CJ
                             Speak.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Drive-By (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Ryder and Sweet are outside Sweet's house.
    
                                       RYDER
                             I can drive as well as CJ, man,
                             I'm telling you.
    
                   CJ comes along.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hey, homie, whassup?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what you saying about me,
                             fool?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Whassup, man?
    
                                       RYDER
                             I'm saying that the East Coast
                             made you drive like a idiot, fool!
                             Man, you always crashing cars and
                             shit. And for some reason, now you
                             back, all it is, is 'CJ drive
                             here, CJ drive there'. Bullshit!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Man, why don't you take it easy.
    
                                       RYDER
                             No disrespect, man, but you can't
                             drive for shit!
    
                                       CJ
                             Thanks, man. No, no, no, say what
                             you really mean.
    
                                       SWEET
                             You such a good gunman, homie, you
                             gotta ride shotgun. Show CJ what's
                             cracking.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hey, you know something - you're
                             right. Yeah, CJ, you can drive,
                             homie.
    
                                       SWEET
                             He's trippin'.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ pulls the car up near some Ballas. Sweet, Ryder and Big
                   Smoke are also in the car.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Yeah - Ballas turf. You dogs
                             ready?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, for sure, I'm ready.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Carl, just concentrate on the
                             driving and we'll take care of the
                             shooting.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Listen to the man, fool! And try
                             not to park us up a tree or
                             something.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Yeah if the car stops, we're dead
                             meat.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ pulls the car up outside Sweet's house, the other three
                   homies are also are in it.
    
                                       SWEET
                             You're down with the Grove and the
                             Ballas know it, so watch yourself
                             from now on, CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, yeah, for sure, you know
                             that. I'll see y'all later.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Here, take this, go get yourself
                             some beers.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Sweet's Girl (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ enters Sweet's house.
    
                                       CJ
                             Sweet, Smoke? Shit, where are all
                             the homies at? ...Fuck they at?
                             Damn! Fuck it!
    
                   CJ walks outside Sweet's house.
    
                   CJ's phone rings.
    
                                       CJ
                             Eh.
    
                   CUT TO Sweet and his girl crouching behind a house.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Carl! No time to chit-chat! Been
                             seeing a Seville Families bia.
                             Word got out on the street and the
                             boys don't like it. I'm pinned
                             down in the Seville 'hood, and we
                             need a ride out of here, pronto.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh for sure, man. Hang in there!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Drive by Emmet's and get heated.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ pulls up in a car, Sweet and his girl get in.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Seville Families on our case,
                             nigga!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ pulls the car up outside Sweet's house. CJ, Sweet and his
                   girl get out.
    
                                       SWEET
                                 (to his girl)
                             I'll see you inside, baby.
                                 (to CJ)
                             Man, this set tripping is killing
                             the Families. You did good back
                             there!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, I'm a Johnson boy!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Hey, I got unfinished business.
                             Big love.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Cesar Vialpando (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Sweet and Kendl are in Sweet's house.
    
                                       SWEET
                             I'm tired of you not listening to
                             me, girl.
    
                                       KENDL
                             And I'm tired of you acting like
                             you own me. I can see who I want
                             to see.
    
                                       SWEET
                             It just ain't right you seeing
                             some cholo mother-fucker.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Ohhh, what - a no good narrow
                             minded hypocrite gang banger
                             telling me what is right and what
                             is wrong. Let me guess, Sweet -
                             senseless killing right, but a
                             boyfriend from the Southside,
                             wrong?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Some things ain't just meant to
                             happen. I mean what if ya'll have
                             kids. Leroy Hernandez? That don't
                             sound good, girl.
    
                                       KENDL
                             His name ain't Hernandez.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Well, Leroy Lopez then.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Or Lopez, either, you racist fuck!
                             That ain't how Moms raised us.
    
                                       SWEET
                             I ain't racist. I just know how
                             they feel about you. And look at
                             you, you're dressed like a hooker!
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Oh and I guess you two would know
                             what a hooker look like, huh.
    
                                       CJ
                             You say it like it's a bad thing!
    
                                       SWEET and KENDL
                             Shut up, Carl.
    
                                       SWEET
                             I'm just trying to protect you.
    
                                       KENDL
                             For what, so I can date one of
                             your mindless friends? I don't
                             think so.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Don't say a word, Carl. just
                             follow your sister, before you see
                             another dead sibling. Then you'll
                             know exactly what my problem is.
                             She's meeting him at some cholo
                             car club.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is outside the mod garage in Willowfield. A mechanic is in
                   a low-rider.
    
                                       MECHANIC
                             So, you must be Sweet's bro', huh?
                             He phoned ahead, said you might be
                             looking for a car that bounces.
                             Well I owe him big from way back,
                             so here, this should do the trick.
                             Custom springs should see you
                             hopping all the way home! Try her
                             out. Very popular with the eses -
                             they compete in these things. You
                             can usually find them over by
                             Unity Station. If you ever want to
                             mod your ride, come back any time,
                             man.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ parks his low-rider at Unity Station, an ese comes along.
    
                                       ESE
                             You up for a bounce, homie?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   After CJ wins the contest the ese comes over.
    
                                       ESE
                             I've seen worse, but you did
                             alright.
    
                   Kendl comes over and hugs CJ.
    
                                       KENDL
                             That shit was alright! Eee! So
                             since when has my brother been a
                             low-rider?
    
                                       CJ
                             Since Sweet told me to keep an eye
                             on you, make sure that whatever
                             you're dating don't get you in no
                             trouble.
    
                   Cesar comes over.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Que honda? Nice hopping, holmes.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Well you just shook that
                             whatever's hand.
    
                   Cesar hugs Kendl.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, get your dirty hands off my
                             sister!
    
                                       KENDL
                             Carl! What is wrong with you?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Holmes, you acting like she's your
                             woman, eh? She's with me, cabron.
                             So chill the fuck out. I treat her
                             good.
    
                                       KENDL
                                 (to Cesar)
                             Look, baby, don't start no shit.
                             Don't make it worse, OK?
    
                   Two eses come over.
    
                                       ESE 1
                             Horale vato. Who's this pendejo?
    
                                       KENDL
                             What? Dickhead? This dickhead is
                             my brother!
    
                                       CESAR
                             East, holmes. He ain't from
                             nowhere. He's cool.
    
                                       ESE 1
                             Well I say he ain't cool, holmes.
                             I say he thinks he's gangster,
                             man, and I don't like it. So you
                             know what you can do for me, man?
                             You can fuck off, pendejo, and
                             then maybe we cool.
    
                                       CJ
                             No, you fuck off, I'm talking to
                             my sister.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Carl!
    
                                       CESAR
                             Jose, c'mon, holmes, I can handle
                             this. This is important to me.
    
                                       ESE 1
                             Horale pendejo you lucky. That's
                             right, you lucky Cesar's spoken
                             for you. Vamanos muchachos.
                                 (to ese 2)
                             Let's get some fucking beer, huh.
                             I'm thirsty.
    
                   The two eses go.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Carl! What the hell were you
                             thinking?
    
                                       CESAR
                                 (to Kendl)
                             Look, baby, go get in the car, OK,
                             I'm gonna speak to Carl.
    
                   Kendl goes.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Look, holmes, I love your sister,
                             I honour her, she's my girl for
                             life. This is why I stop you from
                             being skinned just then. You got a
                             problem with me, fine, we don't
                             have to be friends. But Kendl,
                             she's happy with me, carnal.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, OK, I guess we're cool. For
                             now.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Cesar Vialpando.
    
                                       CJ
                             Carl Johnson - CJ.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Cabron! You got a nice ride there,
                             holmes. Maybe we'll get to kick it
                             again soon, eh?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah. Maybe.
    
    
    
    Big Smoke (BOSS)
    
    
    
    OG Loc (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ knocks on Big Smoke's door. Big Smoke and Sweet come from
                   around the back of Big Smoke's house talking between
                   themselves.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Yeah, you know Jeffrey's been
                             somebody's bitch for the past
                             three weeks, right?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I know!
    
                   CJ notices Sweet and Big Smoke and vice versa.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey, CJ!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Hey, what's up, CJ?
    
                                       CJ
                             Whassup?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Whassup, man? Wanna go to prison?
    
                                       CJ
                             What?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Nah... To pick up Jeffrey. He's
                             touching down today. You wanna
                             roll?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, for sure. What's Jeffrey
                             doing locked up, anyway?
    
                                       SWEET
                             We'll talk about that later, man.
                             Let's roll, we're late.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, Sweet and Big Smoke pull up outside the prison. OG Loc is
                   waiting for them.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey, there that fool go.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Look at this fool, man...
                             Perpetrating like he bangin'...
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             ...Think he hard... I know that
                             fool can't be serious.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what's happening with you,
                             Jeffrey?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Hey, man, it's OG Loc, homie - OG
                             Loc!
    
                                       CJ
                             My bad. How was it, though, homie?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, what you think? How was it...
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                                 (to OG Loc)
                             Hey, chill out, dude. So what you
                             want to do now?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, I gotta kill some cholo
                             mother-fucker. He was dissin' me,
                             man!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey Jeffrey, I thought you was
                             going to, uh, college.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, fuck you! Mother-fucker done
                             stole my rhymes. He's in East
                             Flores. Hey, gimme a strap.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Man, why don't you stall us out
                             with that shit and get in the car.
                             Fool.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, OG Loc, Big Smoke and Sweet pull up outside Freddy's
                   house.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, this is the spot!
    
                                       CJ
                             Ain't this a Vagos' 'hood?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, I don't give a shit, I'm
                             gangsta!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             C'mon, let's leave Loc to deal
                             with Casanova.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, I'll stick with Jeff - I
                             mean, Loc!
    
                                       SWEET
                             OK, cool. I'll see you guys back
                             on the set.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and OG Loc go up to Freddy's door.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Freddy! I've come for you, you
                             mother-fucker!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Loc, hold up!
    
                                       FREDDY
                             Jeffrey, you got the wrong idea,
                             man - that was just a prison
                             thing! I got plenty of muchachas
                             on the outside, I don't need your
                             scrawny ass!
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, ignore him, CJ, I don't know
                             what he talking about. Hey, yo',
                             gimme back my rhymes you thief,
                             I'm gangsta!
    
                                       FREDDY
                             You dropped the soap, sugar, I
                             don't know nothing about any
                             rhymes!
    
                   Freddy comes out of the back door, hops onto a motorbike and
                   rides away.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Hey, hey! Mother-fucker's making a
                             run for it!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey Loc, get back here, nigga you
                             crazy!
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Eh yo', back off me CJ, I gotta
                             protect my rep'!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and OG Loc are standing over Freddy's dead body.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Don't you say a damn thing, CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             Was you lonely, Loc? Hey, I like a
                             nice moustache myself!
    
                                       OG LOC
                             I keep it real, unlike you fake
                             ass mother-fuckers.
    
                                       CJ
                             C'mon, gangsta. Let's get back to
                             the Grove.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Nah, I can't, I gotta go and sign
                             in for this damn job!
    
                                       CJ
                             Whatever you want. You want a ride
                             anyway?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Sure thing. Let's roll.
    
                   ///MISSSION\\\
    
                   CJ and OG Loc pull up outside the Burger Shot.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Thanks for the ride, CJ. Don't be
                             a stranger, fool.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, for sure, I'll see you
                             around.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Like a quarter pound! Later.
    
    
    
    Big Smoke (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Running Dog (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ walks up to Big Smoke's door. Tenpenny and Pulaski are just
                   leaving Big Smoke's house.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                                 (to CJ)
                             BOO!
    
                                       CJ
                             Asshole.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Yo Carl, see you around...
    
                                       CJ
                                 (to himself)
                             Fuck they doing over here, anyway?
                             Punk-ass police.
    
                   Big Smoke emerges from his house.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Those nosey mother-fuckers won't
                             leave me alone! Think I'm Mr. Big,
                             or something. But I don't tell
                             them shit. For me, it's all about
                             my homeboy, Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, whatever you say.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Yo, the gang's real important,
                             CJ, you know that! You down to
                             represent, baby?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Look, my cousin is coming into
                             town from Mexico, I gots to go
                             scoop her up.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright then, c'mon.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Big Smoke pull up alongside two eses.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             OK, my cousin Mary's in there,
                             sweet sticky bud fresh off the
                             plantation. Here, pull up here,
                             let me do the talking.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, I shoulda known.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                                 (to the eses)
                             Hey - excuse me, Jose, yo soy El
                             Grando Smokio, and I want that
                             grass? Comprende?
    
                                       ESE 1
                             Eh, fuck you cabron.
    
                                       CJ
                             What?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Now that ain't nice. Coughio up el
                             weedo, before I blow your brains
                             out all over the patio.
    
                                       ESE 1
                             Chinga a tu madre, pendejo.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, let me get the heater on
                             this...
    
                   Big Smoke sneaks out of the car with a baseball bat.
    
                                       CJ
                             Get him, Smoke. Yeah, yeah, you go
                             get that shit, nigga...
    
                   Big Smoke hits ese 1 over the head with the baseball bat.
    
                                       ESE 1
                             Damn!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Yeah, mother-fucker, Big Smoke!
                             Remember that name!
    
                   CJ and Big Smoke run after ese 2.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             We gotta stick with him!
    
                   Big Smoke stops.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I ain't built for this shit!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
                   Wrong Side Of The Tracks (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is outside Big Smoke's house. Tenpenny and Pulaski come out
                   of Big Smoke's garage with Big Smoke still inside it.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Hey, Carl, keeping busy, I hope.
    
                                       CJ
                             You know me, Officer Tenpenny.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Yeah, I know you, Carl. I know
                             everything about you.
    
                                       CJ
                             Don't touch me. Get you pig hands
                             off me...
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             That's right, Carl, I got my eye
                             on you.
    
                                       CJ
                             And? Like I give a fuck.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             We're watching you, Carl!
    
                   Pulaski throws his cigarette at CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             Mother-fucker!
    
                   Tenpenny and Pulaski leave. Big Smoke comes out of his garage.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             What was that all about, baby?
    
                                       CJ
                             You tell me.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Aw hell, man, they got their nose
                             in everything. Can't shit without
                             Tenpenny taking an interest. The
                             hell with him.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I guess. What's really up?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey, thinking of taking a little
                             ride. Three deep mentioned a
                             little something that might put us
                             deeper in the game.
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight, I'm down.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Big Smoke pull up at Unity Station.
    
                                       CJ
                             What we looking for, Smoke?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Some Vagos cats meeting some San
                             Fierro Rifa, cutting some kind of
                             deal.
    
                                       CJ
                             San Fierro? I thought Northern
                             Mexicans don't mix with Los Santos
                             eses.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Shit, you got me.
    
                                       CJ
                             That look like them!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Mother-fuckers clocked us!
    
                   Four eses jump on top of a train leaving the station.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             We got to get these fools!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Big Smoke are outside Big Smoke's house.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey, you better clear out, CJ. I
                             don't want those C.R.A.S.H. fools
                             trying to pull you into some shit!
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, homie. You be careful
                             with those cats. I'm gonna see you
                             later.
    
    
    
    Big Smoke (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Just Business (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ walks up to Big Smoke's garage but doesn't see him in there
                   so he knocks on his back door. Big Smoke pops up from behind
                   his car in the garage.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey, CJ, baby, whassup man?
    
                                       CJ
                             What's happening, Smoke?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Chillin'. Wanna go for a ride?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             You drive.
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             We're going downtown.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Big Smoke are walking up to the building in Downtown.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Look Carl, before I walk in there
                             I just need to know you down with
                             this shit, man.
    
                                       CJ
                             Look, Smoke, we go way back. We
                             Groves, man!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             That's what I'm talking about,
                             that's my dog! Hey look, if you
                             hear shit start to pop off, come
                             in there blasting, a'ight?
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm down, dog.
                                 (to a woman sat at a
                                  table)
                             Hey, baby, want company?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                                 (from inside the building)
                             Mother-fuckers!
    
                   CJ runs into the building.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             CJ, get in here - oh there you
                             are!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Big Smoke jump on a motorbike.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Time to return the favour baby,
                             get on!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Big Smoke is driving the motorbike with CJ on the back. A
                   truck bursts through the barriers on a bridge and lands just
                   behind them.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   With Big Smoke still driving and CJ still on the back of
                   the motorbike, Big Smoke drives onto the ramp of the truck and
                   goes over it just before it explodes.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Big Smoke brings the motorbike to a halt in a car park.
    
                                       CJ
                             We lost 'em, Smoke! Man, we better
                             split up.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I'll take it ---
                                 (the motorbike)
                             --- another block and dump it.
                             Man, that was some crazy shit back
                             there!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, for sure. Listen, we can't
                             hang around here - I'll see you
                             later, homie.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Much love, baby!
    
    
    
    Ryder (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Home Invasion (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Ryder is digging in his garden. CJ enters.
    
                                       RYDER
                                 (to himself)
                             Damn! Where the fuck...?
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, what you doing? Digging
                             graves?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Damn, where the fuck did I put it,
                             man?
    
                                       CJ
                             Put what, nigga?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Man, the fucking water. I need a
                             little something before I go deal
                             with things.
    
                                       CJ
                             What things, fool?
    
                                       RYDER
                             My homie, LB - he told me about
                             this army mother-fucker who's got
                             all the guns we need. Not that old
                             school Emmet bullshit neither!
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm down. Let's roll.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Yeah, you always down, homie.
                             Apart from when you ain't around
                             here.
    
                                       CJ
                             Nigga, fuck you.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Damn! Man, you want some of this?
                                 (his joint)
    
                                       CJ
                             No, man - I'm cool on that. Where
                             we going?
    
                                       RYDER
                             This till overlooking East Beach.
                             Better yet, we better wait until
                             it's dark, catch the mother-fucker
                             while he in bed!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah - I'm feeling that.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Yeah, yeah, that's it, that's
                             it... C'mon, nigga, what you
                             waiting for? Look!
    
                   Ryder points to the ground.
    
                                       CJ
                             Let it go.
    
                   CUT TO CJ and Ryder getting in a Boxville van.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Get in fool!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Ryder pull up outside the house in East Beach.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Let's storm the place.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hold up. Let's creep in, grab the
                             guns, and bounce out.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Yeah, yeah, I got it - ninja
                             style! Right...
                                 (to the man in the house)
                             Come out you old bastard!
    
                                       CJ
                             Shut up!
    
                                       RYDER
                             He can't stop me, you busta, Carl!
                             OK, fool, in you go - I'll keep
                             watch.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ gets back into the Boxville van.
    
                                       CJ
                             Let's get up out of here.
    
                   Ryder gets into the Boxville van.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Ryder are just coming out of the lockup garage.
    
                                       RYDER
                             You see, I told you! Simple!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah that was a real breeze.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Say, CJ - you gotta get it in your
                             head that this is everyday shit,
                             homie.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, look, I'm tired, I'll see you
                             later.
    
                                       RYDER
                             A'ight, holmes. Just think about
                             what I said.
    
    
    
    Ryder (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Catalyst (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ walks into Ryder's house, Ryder is cooking up some drugs.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Ryder? What the hell you
                             doing?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Nigga, I couldn't find that wet I
                             buried, so I'm making my own. It's
                             easy, fool.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oooh! That's strong. Man, don't
                             do that! You'll sauté the both of
                             us.
    
                   Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez enter.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Morning, boys.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Man, who you calling a boy, fool?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             What should I call you? Midget?
    
                                       PULASKI
                             How about prick?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Prick...
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Yeah, prick works.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Man, fuck you.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Bitch, get outta here.
    
                   Tenpenny takes a smell of what Ryder has been cooking.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Mmm... Smells good. What's
                             cooking? Where's mine?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Man, just chill out, a'ight. Move.
    
                   Ryder hands Tenpenny a bottle of his brew.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Here. Don't be sweating me,
                             mother-fucker.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Mmm, my wife loves this stuff,
                             man. Anyway, there's a train gonna
                             make an unscheduled stop just down
                             the way. It's got a, how you say,
                             'little something something' on
                             board for you boys. Square
                             business, man.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Catch you later, homeboys.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Asshole.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Oh Carl, try not to kill any more
                             respected police officers. Please?
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Crime has certainly gone up since
                             you got back, kid.
    
                                       CJ
                             Just doing my part for the
                             community.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Your train's gonna be there in
                             five.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Some Ballas drive up to the train where CJ and Ryder are.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ climbs onto the back of the train. The train sets off.
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn, what is that?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Chill out, fool, we're gonna be
                             right behind you!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ gets back in Ryder's car, along with another GSF homie.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hop in the car and stamp out,
                             fool!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ drives the car into Grove Street and backs it up into
                   Ryder's Driveway, still with Ryder in the car.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Damn, homie, your stuff was tight!
    
                                       CJ
                             You too, homie!
    
                                       RYDER
                             LB's coming over to stash the
                             shit.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, later then.
    
                                       RYDER
                             For life CJ, for life - you heard?
    
    
    
    Ryder (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Robbing Uncle Sam (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Ryder is smoking a joint in his garden. CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Ryder! This nigga's loaded...
                             Ryder!
    
                                       RYDER
                             Yeeaahh, CJ... Hey, CJ, tell me
                             why I didn't finish high school.
    
                                       CJ
                             Because you been dealing drugs,
                             man, since the age of ten!
    
                                       RYDER
                             No, that ain't it.
    
                                       CJ
                             Because you went and put hands on
                             that teacher for wearing Ballas
                             colours!
    
                                       RYDER
                             No, that ain't it either. It's
                             'cause I'm too intelligent for
                             this shit, man. I am the real
                             deal, fool. Oh yeah. A genius.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, oh yeah...
    
                                       RYDER
                             Who has more straps than anybody?
                             Who has all the straps, huh?
    
                                       CJ
                             A man with a lot of guns? Shit, I
                             give up!
    
                                       RYDER
                             The army, my nigga, the army!
                             Let's go.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah... Yeah!
    
                   Ryder pushes the joint towards CJ's face.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Go hit the wet, nigga. Go hit the
                             wet!
    
                                       CJ
                             Get that outta my face, man, you
                             know I don't fuck with that, man.
                             C'mon!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Ryder pull up outside the National Guard Depot.
    
                                       RYDER
                             This is the spot - National Guard
                             Depot.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, this shit look real serious.
                             Are we up for this?
    
                                       RYDER
                             It's National Guard, fool! Weekend
                             soldiers! Ain't no match for Grove
                             Street OG's!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ puts the sixth and last crate into the van.
    
                                       RYDER
                             C'mon, CJ, we got enough! CJ, get
                             up front and drive us outta here!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Ryder park the van down an alleyway.
    
                                       RYDER
                             That shit was tight!
    
                                       CJ
                             Tight? Man, that shit was shit.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Man, you say you down for the
                             homies, but all you do is
                             complain.
    
    
    
    OG Loc (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Life's A Beach (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is outside the Burger Shot with OG Loc, who is pulling a
                   mop and bucket.
    
                                       CJ
                             Looking real technical, gangsta!
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Carl? You ain't run off again yet?
    
                                       CJ
                             No, gangsta, I'm here for good.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Yeah? Well, fuck this gig, man.
                             I'm putting together a listening
                             party for my album, but first I
                             need a sound system...
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, I'm down, as long as I don't
                             have to go to the party.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             What you talking about, fool?
                             Guaranteed I start playing,
                             everyone'll come through.
    
                                       CJ
                             Being real, OG, I really ain't
                             into rap no more. I'm more into
                             that hardcore gangsta shit.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Well that's me, homie, that's me!
                             OG Loc, baby!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, yeah, for sure. But I only
                             like them if they rhyme real
                             well... Y'know, well... Anyway,
                             what you want me to steal?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             That's what I'm talking about,
                             love for your homies... Now check
                             it, I caught me a real fly sound
                             system cruising through the drive-
                             thru. I think they headed down to
                             the beach for a beach party. Now
                             check this out, I'll roll with
                             you, and on the way I'll kick a
                             couple of freestyles...
                                 (rapping)
                             It's OG Loc in the place, y'all
                             want to stop me with a gun in your
                             face, OG! OG!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah yeah yeah yeah, man, look,
                             shut the fuck up. Maybe I need to
                             do this on my own. I believe in
                             you. Gangsta 4 life, homie. 4
                             life!
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Yeah - for life, homie...
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ drives the van into a garage.
    
    
    
                   Madd Dogg's Rhymes (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   OG Loc is in the Burger Shot bathroom with a mop and bucket.
    
                                       OG LOC
                                 (rapping)
                             Hey hey hey, it's OG Loc, homie,
                             and I'm gonna kick it a little
                             something like this... Hey yo',
                             when I came through up in the
                             place, You don't want me to call
                             with a gun in your face... I feel
                             it harder, Than anybody in the
                             world could do, Just like a...
    
                   A man comes out of the toilet cubicle.
    
                                       MAN
                             Yo'! That shit sucks! Damn!
    
                   The man goes.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Damn - my shit was whack!
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what's happening, Loc?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Hey, Carl - what up, man?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, dude - you ever thought about
                             getting a writer to help you out
                             with this shit?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Yeah, I did. But who, homie, who?
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit, I ain't in the rap game, you
                             know, that ain't my thing. But
                             we'll have to think about
                             something. Man.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             How about if I get somebody to
                             write something for me, only they
                             didn't know about it?
    
                                       CJ
                             What?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             I think I just might have found a
                             ghost writer. I'll become the
                             reciter, all nighter, all righter!
                             Madd Dogg's rhyme book! From his
                             home in the hills!
    
                                       CJ
                             Madd Dogg's rhyme book?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, you said you'd help, Carl.
                             C'mon, man.
                                 (rapping)
                             I'm hot, Like fire, All nighter,
                             All righter, When I kick it, I
                             feel I hit it...
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey hey hey'ey'ey'ey. I'll do
                             anything, homie. I swear that. OK?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) The rhyme book is in Madd Dogg's recording studio.
    
                   (On screen) Madd Dogg's personal security are patrolling the
                   mansion. Do not use any guns on your way to the rhyme book -
                   you will alert them. Use stealth to steal the rhyme book.
    
                   (On screen) The first guard cannot see you. This means you can
                   sneak up behind him with a melee weapon and perform a stealth
                   kill.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) A guard is patrolling the swimming pool area.
                   Observing his route will allow you to work out how to get
                   passed him undetected.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) A guard is coming.
    
                   (On screen) Find a suitable place to hide before he spots you.
                   Look for an area with shadows.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) If you walk straight past the guard here he will
                   see you. Try crouching and walking past the bar to remain out
                   of his line of sight.
    
                   A man is playing a computer game.
    
                                       MAN
                             This sucks. I mean, how could
                             Refractions mess up so bad?
                             Tanner, you suck ass!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is walking up to the Burger Shot. OG Loc is standing
                   outside it.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey Loc, I got what you wanted.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Holmes, you ice cold, dude!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, I'll catch you later.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Peace, homie!
    
    
    
    OG Loc (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Management Issues (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is in the Burger Shot.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, 'scuse me. Loc around here?
    
                                       BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE
                             Whuh? Who? You want fries with
                             that?
    
                                       CJ
                             Loc, is he available for coh-myoo-
                             nee-kay-shun?
                                 (communication)
    
                                       BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE
                             Who? Loc? Oh you mean Jeffrey!
                             Yeah, our Appliance Technician
                             called in sick so Jeff- LOC, he
                             got promoted.
    
                                       CJ
                             So...
    
                                       BURGER SHOT EMPLOYEE
                             So, he's out back cleaning the
                             fryer.
    
                   CJ goes out back, were OG Loc is cleaning the fryer.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what up, Loc?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             CJ. What's up, homie? Hey - my
                             shit is so tight right now, it's
                             about to bust!
    
                                       CJ
                             So you happy now, homie?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Happy? Man, hell, no. I can't take
                             this shit much longer. Man, I'm an
                             artiste! I'd rather be inside!
                             Man, I can't get a deal for
                             nothing. Mother-fuckers always
                             wanna keep a nigga down. And that
                             Scipio, Madd Dogg's manager, is
                             putting it on me real heavy, man.
                             He crampin' my style for real.
    
                                       CJ
                             Heavy? Man, he's five foot three.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             But that fool strong. Man, we
                             gotta take him out. He done
                             blackballed me, man. I can't get
                             in the game no way. I told you I'm
                             an artist, a communicator and
                             nobody can even hear my message.
                             He's going around, telling
                             everybody I'm whack.
    
                                       CJ
                             Well, he obviously ain't heard
                             your new shit. That shit is
                             outrageous.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             That's what I'm talking about,
                             man. Down, with a frown, on the
                             town, a sad clown.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, so what you want me to
                             do?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             I want you to take that mother-
                             fucker out!
    
                                       CJ
                             Kill him?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Well, I didn't mean date him.
                             Listen, he's gonna be attending
                             some awards ceremony, and that's
                             the only time he leaves Dogg's
                             side.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in one of three parked cars.
    
                                       MAN
                                 (via radio)
                             Hey, what kept you? Come on we
                             need to go and pick up the boss!
    
                   CUT TO the Awards Show.
    
                                       REPORTER
                             Congratulations on your award, you
                             must be thrilled!
    
                                       SCIPIO
                             Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'd like
                             to thank my fans, my Momma and my
                             dealer.
    
                   Cut back to the three cars.
    
                                       MAN
                                 (via radio)
                             Hold position in the middle of the
                             motorcade until we get to the
                             Awards Show. Stick close and let's
                             roll!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is waiting in the car while people are leaving the Awards
                   Show, Scipio gets in the car, along with a woman.
    
                                       SCIPIO
                             Hey, man. Take me back to Dogg's
                             mansion.
    
                                       CJ
                             Not today, asshole. Today we're
                             taking the scenic route, via the
                             bottom of the ocean!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The car flies over the edge of the pier, minus CJ.
    
                                       SCIPIO
                                 (slow-motion voice)
                             Holy FUUUUUUUUUUCK!
    
    
    
                   Between missions.
    
    
    
                   CJ is walking up to the Burger Shot, OG Loc is coming out.
    
                                       OG LOC
                                 (to somebody in Burger
                                  Shot)
                             Hey, fuck you, man! And I don't
                             care what you heard, I ain't
                             nobody's Ass Technician, bitch!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, hey, whassup, Loc?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             'Technician' ain't gangsta, that's
                             whassup!
    
                                       CJ
                             I heard that!
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Listen, Carl. If I'm going back to
                             a cell, I wanna have a big party
                             first. This may be my last chance
                             to get heard.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, so what's the plan?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Well I'm gonna slide back over to
                             Grove Street and get those sounds
                             bombastic-fantastic.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, so what do you want me to
                             do?
    
                                       OG LOC
                             I want you to get ready for the
                             party! Then get some girls, man!
    
                                       CJ
                             OK...
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Get some real fly girls, you know
                             what I'm saying? The ones in
                             bikinis and shit, in the videos? I
                             told you, brother, I am the
                             chronicler of our struggle, the
                             voice of the Families, like Moses,
                             only keeping it real. You know
                             what I'm saying?
    
    
    
    OG Loc (BOSS)
    
    
    
    House Party (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   OG Loc is rapping at a party in his house.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Yeah, yeah, yeah... This is me, OG
                             Loc, in the house, baby... And I'm
                             gonna... drop it down for all my
                             real gangsta niggaz... All of my
                             gangsta bitches...
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       OG LOC
                                 (still rapping)
                             Speaking about gangsta, look at my
                             man CJ right there - what up,
                             nigga? What UUUUUUUUPPPP...
    
                                       CJ
                                 (to Ryder)
                             ...Thought the mother-fucking mic
                             was broke...
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hey, what's up, homie!
    
                                       CJ
                             What's up, Ryder.
    
                                       RYDER
                             All the homies in the back, man,
                             away from this whack music.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, I'm furious.
    
                                       RYDER
                             C'mon.
                                       OG LOC
                                 (still rapping)
                             I'm the man in the place, Punch
                             you in the face, A gun in my
                             waist... It's Loc, baby! Yo' it's
                             Loc Loc - it's Loc Loc...
    
                   Ryder and CJ go outside into Grove street, where Sweet and
                   three GSF homies are.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Damn, man, his lyrics is horrible!
    
                                       CJ
                             That dude need some work, man.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hell, yeah.
    
                                       SWEET
                             What up, fellas.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what's up with you, baby!
    
                                       SWEET
                             So you back on the block, huh?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hell, yeah!
    
                                       SWEET
                             You a real killer, huh?
    
                                       RYDER
                             What he done that I ain't - huh?
    
                                       SWEET
                             What you talkin' about, nigga?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, relax, man!
    
                   A GSF homie pulls up on a bicycle.
    
                                       HOMIE
                             Hey, a Ballas posse is about to
                             run up! They headed up here right
                             now!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Looks like we backed them Ballas
                             against the wall, huh?
    
                                       RYDER
                             Hey, CJ, strap up! It's Grove
                             Street!
    
                   Sweet, Ryder and the three GSF homies run out of OG Loc's
                   house.
    
                                       RYDER
                             I'll go get Smoke and some Grove
                             boys!
    
                                       SWEET
                             OK, get some cars, block the road.
                             The rest of y'all get heated.
    
                   Sweet and a GSF homie block the road with two cars. Two Ballas
                   cars pull up.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Four more Ballas appear on the bridge.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Hey hey, look up, more of them on
                             the bridge!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   More Ballas appear from down the alleyway.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Carl! Cover the alleyway!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Sweet are heading back to OG Loc's party.
    
                                       SWEET
                             GROVE IS KING!
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, I ain't never seen the Ballas
                             roll that deep before.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Yeah, they heard Carl Johnson was
                             running with his brother again!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, fo' sure.
    
                                       SWEET
                             C'mon, let's get back to the
                             party.
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit man, once Loc got off the
                             mic', then the party got started.
    
    
    
    Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)
    
    
    
    High Stakes, Low-Rider (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ walks into Cesar's driveway. Kendl and Cesar are in a low-
                   rider.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Heeeyyy, CJ, you made it!
    
                                       CJ
                             What's the bi'ness?
    
                                       KENDL
                             Hey CARL!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, baby.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Nice ride, man. That's no
                             carrucha! You sure you want to
                             risk that baby?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I'm sure. How much they
                             talking about?
    
                                       CESAR
                             It's hard cash or your pink slip
                             in the pot. Con Safos, eh. Then
                             you pull up and race. First past
                             the post wins, con chota, sin
                             chota.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, for sure, I'm down.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Watch out, CJ, these boys don't
                             like to lose, eh...
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, well me either.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Follow me to the race, dude!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Burning Desire (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ enters the doughnut shop. Tenpenny, Pulaski and Hernandez
                   are sat at a table.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             HEY! CARL JOHNSON! CJ!
    
                                       CJ
                                 (to himself)
                             Oh, shit...
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Come on over here, son!
    
                                       TENPENNY
                                 (to Hernandez)
                             Move over, let him sit down,
                             asshole!
                                 (to CJ)
                             So you finally found time to drop
                             by.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, I've been busy. I've been
                             burying my Moms, man.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Sounds like a fucking excuse to
                             me.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Officer Pulaski thinks you're
                             trying to screw with us, Carl. Now
                             you get this straight. We own you.
                             You're ours. We can shit on you
                             from such a height you'll think
                             God himself has crapped on you.
                             You understand?
    
                                       PULASKI
                             He better fucking understand.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Yeah, he better had. Time to go to
                             work, CJ, and earn your freedom.
                             There's a guy holed up across
                             town. You got that address,
                             Pulaski? Another gangbanging,
                             drug-pushing, cop-killing bitch,
                             just like you. We don't like him
                             and he don't like us. Now you make
                             sure he never leaves the
                             neighbourhood - not even in a box.
                             Now get the fuck outta here!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ sets a house sets on fire. A Vagos homie comes running out,
                   burning.
    
                   (On screen) You've trapped a girl inside the burning building.
                   You'll have to save her.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ walks into the bedroom with Denise inside it.
    
                                       DENISE
                             Oh God, I'm so scared!
    
                   The ceiling collapses on the landing.
    
                                       DENISE
                             OH-MY-GOD, what was that?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, the building's starting to
                             collapse, we gotta get out of
                             here, fast!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Denise exit the burning house.
    
                                       DENISE
                             Hey, man, I owe you my life...
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Denise pull up outside Denise's house.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what's your name?
    
                                       DENISE
                             Denise, Denise Robinson. Give me a
                             call sometime, we should go out,
                             or something.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I'd like that.
    
                                       DENISE
                             OK, I'll catch you later, CJ.
    
    
    
    Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Gray Imports (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is walking into the doughnut shop just as Tenpenny, Pulaski
                   and Hernandez are coming out.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Carl!
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn!
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Where you off to?
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit!
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Where you running off to, Carl, I
                             thought we were friends?!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, whatever.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             As an officer in charge of putting
                             an end to gang violence, I find
                             myself in a difficult moral
                             position, Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah right.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Carl, I'm hurt, I truly am. And
                             just as I was about to help those
                             poor Grove Street boys.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh yeah? How?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             I like the status quo, Carl. I
                             like having all you bastards doing
                             my job for me - blowing each
                             other's guts all over the
                             sidewalk.
    
                                       CJ
                             Dumb bastards?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Now, if it's brought to my
                             attention that one tribe gets an
                             unfair advantage over another,
                             that truly troubles me, Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             So what you saying, man?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             I'm saying the Ballas have brains,
                             Carl, they watch the news. I'm
                             saying they're making friends,
                             cutting deals, and tooling up for
                             more than half-assed drive-bys.
                             Lots of cheap guns coming into
                             America since the fall of the
                             wall, Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, cut that bullshit, Tenpenny -
                             just say what you mean, man.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Go check out a bust freight
                             warehouse down the docklands and
                             you'll see what I mean, Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, OK.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Y'all take care, now!
    
                                       CJ
                             For sure.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) The Russians and the Ballas are having a meeting
                   inside the warehouse.
    
                   (On screen) You will have to find some way inside.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Doberman (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   (On screen) This is Ammu-Nation, you can buy weapons and
                   ammunition here.
    
                   (On screen) This is Glen Park, which is Ballas territory.
    
                   (On screen) You must take out the enemy gang to gain this
                   territory as your own.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) The territory is now owned by the Grove Street
                   Families and is marked green on the radar.
    
                   (On screen) Your gang members can now be found in this
                   territory.
    
                   (On screen) Your territory will come under constant attack
                   from enemy gangs and you must defend it.
    
                   (On screen) When an attack takes place the territory will
                   flash red and an icon will be placed on the radar.
    
                   (On screen) You will gain respect and money for taking over
                   territory, the money will appear in Grove Street.
    
                   A Balla comes running out of a house.
    
                                       BALLA
                             Tenpenny set me up!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
                   Los Sepulcros (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Carl, whassup, baby brother?
    
                                       CJ
                             What's happening.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Peep this - Tenpenny just came by.
                             Said that one of them Ballas that
                             you and Smoke laid out, Little
                             Weasel, is getting buried. And all
                             the OGs gonna be there.
    
                                       CJ
                             At a funeral?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Yeah, we just catch all those
                             ball-sack-ass-niggaz at one time!
    
                                       CJ
                             At a funeral.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Just like Momma's. Let's go pop
                             these mother-fuckers out. Hey,
                             look, we gotta go do something
                             real big. Put Grove Street on the
                             map for good. 4 life!
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight, nigga. Let's roll.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Sweet's car pulls up at the back of the cemetery, CJ, Sweet
                   and two GSF homies get out.
    
                                       SWEET
                             This is it.
    
                   Sweet and the two homies jump over the wall.
    
                                       SWEET
                             OK, CJ, come on over!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Sweet, CJ and the two homies are at the back of the graveyard.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Y'all take up positions, and wait
                             for Kane. Here he comes... Looks
                             like that busta's wearing armour.
                             Might take a round or two to drop
                             his ass.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Sweet and CJ pull up in Grove Street.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Man, we was a force back there.
                             Everybody go home, stay low, we
                             ain't seen each other all day,
                             copy? I'll catch you later, Carl.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Reuniting The Families (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke are watching a porno in Sweet's
                   house.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Damn, that bitch is bad! Oh, yeah!
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Whassup, y'all!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Whassup, playa!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Whassup CJ! Turn that TV off right
                             quick. Listen up, fellas, like we
                             were saying. No more base in the
                             streets.
    
                                       CJ
                             Finally.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Peep this - we're gonna unite the
                             families once more. Because the
                             Ballas have been pumping our guys
                             full of base for too long, while
                             we argue amongst ourselves. So all
                             the Families sets are gonna meet
                             down at the Jefferson Motel. I say
                             it's time we went down there and
                             made it official. Keep that shit
                             off our streets! I vote I'm our
                             representative on this one.
    
                                       CJ
                             That's right.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey, it's all good. If Sweet
                             thinks he can handle it, I'm down
                             with him, man.
    
                                       SWEET
                             A'ight - let's roll, homies.
    
                                       CJ
                             Let's do this.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Yeah, let's go, man.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, Sweet, Ryder and Big Smoke pull up outside the Jefferson
                   Motel.
    
                                       SWEET
                             OK, it's strictly one rep' per set
                             - you guys are gonna have to wait
                             here.
    
                                       CJ
                             We'll be there just in case, bro.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Thanks, homie, but I'm down with
                             these boys.
    
                   Sweet gets out of the car and goes into the Jefferson Motel.
    
                                       RYDER
                             I don't like this, man. Look at
                             all them other family 'hoods! They
                             used to be Grove Streets.
    
                                       CJ
                             Relax. We straight, they straight.
                             How about you, Smoke?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey, I'm feelin' a little exposed,
                             but I'm good.
    
                   A police chopper flies above them.
    
                                       POLICEMAN
                                 (on a megaphone in the
                                  chopper)
                             This is the Los Santos Police
                             Department; everybody stay where
                             you are!
    
                   CJ gets out of the car.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh shit!
    
                                       POLICEMAN
                                 (on megaphone)
                             All units Rock 'n' roll!
    
                   Police start to drop from the chopper on ropes.
    
                                       RYDER
                                 (to CJ)
                             Man, what you doin'?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Carl, get back in, man we outta
                             here baby!
    
                                       CJ
                             I ain't leavin' my brother, I
                             ain't no busta!
    
                   Big Smoke and Ryder start to drive off.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Man, it's every mother-fucker for
                             himself!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ enters a bedroom in the Jefferson Motel, where Sweet is.
    
                                       SWEET
                             What took you? Where's Smoke and
                             Ryder?
    
                                       CJ
                             They shook on us!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Fuck it, let's get out of here!
    
                   CJ and Sweet are on the roof of the Jefferson Motel. The
                   police chopper is still hovering above them.
    
                                       POLICEMAN
                                 (on megaphone)
                             This is the Los Santos Police
                             Department.
    
                                       SWEET
                             CJ, that chopper's all over us!
                             Hit it!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Sweet run out onto the pavement.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Ah shit, what now?
    
                                       CJ
                             It's Smoke and Ryder!
    
                   Big Smoke and Ryder pull up in the car.
    
                                       RYDER
                             Get in!
    
                   CJ and Sweet get into the car.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hit the gas! Eh man, I'm running
                             low.
                                 (on ammunition)
    
                                       RYDER
                             I got a 'K here!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Two policemen are on motorbikes. They drop their doughnuts.
    
                                       POLICEMAN 1
                             Waste of good doughnuts.
    
                                       POLICEMAN 2
                             Let's roll.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Big Smoke is driving high speed down an alleyway. All four
                   homies are still in the car.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Slow down, Smoke, SLOW DOWN!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Oh shit, the brakes is out!
    
                   The car slams through an advertising board and onto the
                   motorway. It crashes into a truck and blows up. CJ, Sweet, Big
                   Smoke and Ryder had jumped out just before the car went
                   through the board and over the edge.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Shit! That's gonna be a hell of a
                             story to tell when we passin' the
                             blunt!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Man, that was some serious shit!
                             Woo!
                                       RYDER
                             Fuck this! We gotta get outta
                             here!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Ryder's right, everybody split up,
                             and we'll meet up later.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    The Green Sabre (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Sweet and four GSF homies are in Sweet's house.
    
                                       SWEET
                             So this is it - this is when we
                             show the Ballas what bangin' is
                             all about. Grove Street is king!
                             Say it with me niggaz, Grove
                             Street is KING! Yeah!
    
                                       HOMIES
                             GROVE STREET IS KING!
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Whassup, CJ. Where you been?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey sorry, bro, I got caught up.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Yeah, you probably was hittin' one
                             o' them Ballas rats. Yeah I know
                             what you was up to, nigga!
                                 (to the four homies)
                             Listen up - y'all down with CJ,
                             right? He's been through a lot, I
                             mean we all been through a lot.
                             But CJ's helping us clean up the
                             'hood. He's taken the fight to the
                             enemy -
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Showing all of us how we used to
                             bang, what it used to mean to be a
                             Grove Street Family. CJ, you're my
                             brother, my running dog. I should
                             have never doubted you.
    
                                       CJ
                             It's nothing.
    
                                       SWEET
                             But you're home now, partner -
                             home.
    
                                       CJ
                             For sure.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Listen up! I want all y'all to go
                             get heated, and meet me Downtown
                             under the Mulholland Intersection.
                             We're gonna roll on these Balla
                             mother-fuckers!
    
                                       HOMIE 1
                             A'ight, a'ight!
    
                                       SWEET
                             I'll see y'all in traffic.
    
                                       HOMIE 2
                             Yeah, let's roll!
    
                   Throughout Sweet's speech the homies were constantly agreeing.
    
                                       SWEET
                                 (to CJ)
                             You in?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hell yeah, I'm in, I'm your
                             running dog, Sweet.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Yeah, my nigga... Alright, you go
                             get heated up, and I'll meet you
                             at the crossroads.
    
                   CJ is outside Sweet's house, his phone rings.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Cesar are in a car down an alleyway.
    
                                       CJ
                             So you dragged me way across town
                             to see... what?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Just in time, ese, take a good
                             hard look over there.
    
                                       CJ
                             So, some Ballas hanging around a
                             dope spot, so what?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Just watch, homie.
    
                   Ryder and Big Smoke come out of the door that the Ballas have
                   just walked out of.
    
                                       CJ
                             What the fuck? Oh, no! Shit,
                             Smoke, what you into?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Ssshhh, ese, look at that ride...
    
                   Big Smoke and Ryder pull open a garage door, Tenpenny is
                   inside the garage along with a green Sabre.
                                 (car)
    
                                       CJ
                             That's the mother-fucking green
                             Sabre!
                                 (to himself)
                             Shit, Smoke... C.R.A.S.H. makin'
                             you sell us out! Moms!
    
                                       CESAR
                             Sorry ese, I heard a rumour and
                             poked around. I didn't believe it
                             myself but...
    
                                       CJ
                             No, no, you did the right thing. I
                             owe you, Ces. I gotta go tell
                             Sweet about - Oh, fuck! Sweet!
                             Look, go get Kendl and take her to
                             a safe place!
    
                                       CESAR
                             What you thinking?
    
                                       CJ
                             It's Sweet, I think him and the
                             homies is walking into a trap!
                             Just go, GO!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is at the Mulholland Intersection. There is a battle going
                   on between the GSF homies,
                                 (including Sweet)
                   and the Ballas. Sweet has been shot and is stumbling to the
                   floor.
    
                                       CJ
                             Eh, Sweet man, you alright? You
                             been hit!
    
                                       SWEET
                             CJ... Where you been?
    
                                       CJ
                             Cesar called, showed me some shit.
                             It's Smoke, and he in deep with
                             Tenpenny and some Ballas! He sold
                             us out!
    
                                       SWEET
                             It doesn't matter, man - you gotta
                             get out of here. The cops gonna
                             arrive any second.
    
                                       CJ
                             Nah man, I ain't runnin' out on my
                             brother! Yo', Ballas! I'm taking
                             you mother-fuckers, you hear me?
                             I'M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Police close in on the battle. CJ holds his hands up in the
                   air whilst Sweet is clutching his stomach on the floor.
    
                   CUT TO CJ, Tenpenny and Pulaski in a police car in the middle-
                   of-nowhere. CJ has a bag over his head. Hernandez is outside
                   the car having a piss.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             You got a bag over you head, boy.
                             How you feel about that?
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, take it off. Please, man, I
                             can't breathe! Please!
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Oh, alright. But only because you
                             said please.
    
                   Tenpenny takes the bag off CJ's head.
    
                                       CJ
                             You fucking sick mother-fucker!
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Intimidate those who intimidate
                             others, Carl. It's my job. Right,
                             Ed?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, where we at?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             The middle-of-fucking-nowhere.
                             Nice, clean air.
    
                                       CJ
                             Fucking Smoke! Oh, Sweet!
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Sweet is alive. Alive and inside.
                             He's in a prison hospital being
                             treated for gunshot wounds,
                             awaiting trial.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Yeah, somehow, nobody's caught you
                             yet.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Oh yeah, you should be glad, Carl.
                             Your moron brother's alive. Your
                             street trash, soon to be turned
                             out sister's alive. And, she's
                             only sucking one grease-ball's
                             dick. Things are going pretty well
                             for you, Carl. So behave, nigga.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             We want you to do a little favour
                             for us, Carl.
    
                   CJ, Tenpenny and Pulaski are now outside of the police car.
                   Hernandez is still pissing on the side of the road.
    
                                       CJ
                             I can't believe that nigga Smoke
                             turned on me.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Smoke? Smoke does exactly what
                             he's told. He learned that lesson
                             a long time ago.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Homies for life? Street loyalty?
                             That's all bullshit, Carl. Didn't
                             you learn that when they ran you
                             out of town, just 'cause you let
                             Brian die? Huh? Eddie, I can't
                             deal with this guy. He's an idiot!
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Let me air this fucker out, I...
    
                   Pulaski shoves a gun in CJ's face.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             No no no no no no no, Officer...
                             For once, let's let the kid do
                             something good with his useless
                             life. He's gonna help us with the
                             fight against crime. Right, Carl?
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Yeah. By any means necessary.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Now you stay the fuck away from
                             Smoke, and stay the fuck away from
                             us. Otherwise Sweet is going to
                             find himself on a Ballas block
                             getting in touch with his feminine
                             side. Hey Hernandez, you going to
                             piss all day?
    
                                       CJ
                                 (to Pulaski)
                             Get your hands off me, man.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             For some reason, we've got a
                             little problem with a former
                             friend of ours, he seems to
                             disagree with some of our methods.
    
                                       CJ
                             Now who could do that?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Yeah, you'll never find anybody as
                             fork-tongued as this snake ass
                             bastard. Soon as he gets caught
                             with his hand in the cookie jar,
                             he'll whistle any tune Internal
                             Affairs want him to.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             See, they've got him hiding up
                             Mount Chiliad someplace, so they
                             can manipulate his testimony any
                             way they want to.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             I want you to pay him a little
                             visit, Carl. And destroy all his
                             evidence before he testifies.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Sort this out, Carl, so Officer
                             Tenpenny can sleep easy at night.
                             We want evidence he ain't gonna
                             talk.
    
    
    
    Countryside Missions (AREA)
    
    
    
    Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Badlands (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in between the trees half-way up Mount Chiliad. There is
                   a cabin near him.
    
                   (On screen) He's inside,
                                 (the snitch)
                   smoke him out! Watch out for the feds!
    
                   (On screen) Remember, you need a photo of him in one piece!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   A car is driving away from the cabin.
    
                   (On screen) The snitch is getting away!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Catalina (BOSS)
    
    
    
    First Date (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Catalina is in a bar threatening two men with a knife. CJ
                   enters.
    
                                       CATALINA
                                 (to man 1)
                             You want some, fatso?
                                 (to man 2)
                             You big streak of Yankee piss.
                                 (to man 1)
                             I seen fucking eunuchs with more
                             balls than you.
    
                   Catalina slashes man 2 with the knife and then holds it to man
                   1's neck.
    
                                       CATALINA
                                 (to CJ)
                             What the fuck did you want?
    
                                       CJ
                             Nothing, I'm looking for a friend
                             of mine's cousin. Mexican guy. He
                             ain't here...
    
                                       CATALINA
                             You? But Cesar said you was a real
                             man.
    
                                       CJ
                             Lady, I'm a God fearing, peace
                             loving, man of the people.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Whatever, asshole, let's go.
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn, relax, baby.
    
    
    
    Catalina (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Tanker Commander (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Catalina is holding a gun to the window at the gas station. CJ
                   is with her. Two men are inside.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Hand over the takings, or I blow
                             your fucking balls off!
    
                                       MAN
                             This here's bullet-proof glass! So
                             you can just fuck off, bitch,
                             before I call the sheriff!
    
                                       DEREK
                                 (man 2)
                             What are you doing, son, just give
                             her the cash!
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Suit yourself, maricon. Change of
                             plan, Carl, we're taking the
                             tanker!
    
                                       MAN
                             Hey! What you doing?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Catalina are in the tanker, the two men come out of the
                   shop in a car.
    
                                       MAN
                             I ain't losing another crappy job
                             because of some crazy bitch!
                             C'mon, Derek, we're going to stop
                             those bastards!
    
                                       DEREK
                             Do I have to?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Catalina pull up the tanker in a truck yard. Whittaker
                   is there.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Hello, Mr. Whittaker!
    
                                       WHITTAKER
                             Catalina! What have you brought me
                             today?
    
                                       CATALINA
                             A rig and tanker, full to the brim
                             with premium gas!
    
                                       WHITTAKER
                             Never seen it, never saw you,
                             never gave you this wad of cash!
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Nice not doing business!
    
                                       WHITTAKER
                             Likewise. Now get out of here,
                             before the cops come snooping. You
                             ever want to run some freight for
                             me just drop in. I've always got
                             shit to move.
    
                   CJ and Catalina are just outside the truck yard. Catalina gets
                   on a motorbike.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Goodbye!
    
    
    
    The Truth (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Body Harvest (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ goes into a Motel. Tenpenny is sat on a chair, stoned and
                   still doing drugs.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (hasn't seen Tenpenny yet)
                             Hello? Hello, somebody in there?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             In here.
    
                                       CJ
                             Check this shit out. What do we
                             have here?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Yo', Carl! What up, kid?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what's happening? Oh, is this
                             undercover training? Oh no, you
                             must be off duty.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Yeah, yeah, whatever, hush up man.
                             Mr. Truth here is going to be
                             supplying you with some of the
                             finest... weed, and you are going
                             to deliver it for us.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, you losing it, you
                             hallucinating and shit.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Whuh? Oh - Yo', Truth, come here,
                             man.
    
                   The Truth enters.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Welcome friend.
    
                                       CJ
                             Whassup?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Carl here is going to be paying
                             you your money.
    
                                       CJ
                             What you talking about?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Now, Carl, I got a real do gooder
                             fucking with me, and I want you to
                             take this evil green poison, and
                             drop it on him. It's going to ruin
                             that asshole's career.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh bullshit.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Dudes, you want mushrooms? Ludes?
                             How about some DMT?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             No, not for me, man. I gotta jet.
                             Oh, shit... I'm fucked up. Yo',
                             Carl, pay the man.
    
                   Tenpenny exits.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Whoa man! I never thought I'd see
                             that. A fed out-smoking me. What
                             are you, dude? FBI? DEA?
    
                                       CJ
                             No, I'm more like a private
                             investigator.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Friend, you give off a positive
                             energy. How about some Vietnamese
                             opium?
    
                                       CJ
                             Nah, I don't get down with that.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             But how do I know I can trust you
                             then?
    
                                       CJ
                             What, I'm working for you now?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             I'm a man of peace but some
                             squares across that ridge are not
                             respecting my peace. I mean
                             survivalist maniacs. Right
                             wingers. Fascists! They have a
                             harvester and I need one. Get it,
                             and then you can pay me. Amaste,
                             Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             The fuck that mean? Later, freak.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) The combine harvester is located at the field
                   towards the back of the farm.
    
                   (On screen) There are several groups of survivalists working,
                   they will not take kindly to any strangers.
    
                   (On screen) Get into the farm and steal the combine harvester.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and The Truth are at The Truth's farm
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Man, you've brought peace back to
                             my valley, thank you, friend. I'll
                             call you when the whoop-de-doo is
                             ready, just make sure you get that
                             cash.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)
    
    
    
    King In Exile (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Kendl and Cesar are in a trailer. CJ enters.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Hey Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             How you doin' sis?
    
                                       CESAR
                             This ain't over, man. I did this
                             to take care of my woman. But now
                             I'm gonna head straight back home,
                             and I'm gonna cap me some fucking
                             dope dealers!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey look, you go into the barrio
                             with that big willy bullshit, and
                             you gonna get shredded.
    
                                       KENDL
                             And I ain't losing you over no
                             macho bullshit!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, relax, man. I'm gonna get
                             handled when it's time.
    
                                       CESAR
                             We already know who the fucking
                             bad guys are, man, your stinking
                             Grove Street brother Smoke, and
                             those chota pigs Tenpenny and
                             Pulaski! Smoke, he's a pusher,
                             man!
    
                                       CJ
                             No, no, not Smoke, he might mess
                             with C.R.A.S.H., but he don't mess
                             with no yay.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Come on, CJ! How you think he got
                             that new house, huh? Just let that
                             Grove-for-life bullshit go and
                             take a look around you.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Word on the street is twice a
                             week, Smoke sends a car out to San
                             Fierro, and the trunk comes back
                             full of white.
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit. I gotta keep my eye on the
                             highway to San Fierro. Maybe I'll
                             see something. Just... Just lay
                             low and I'll be back.
    
    
    
    Catalina (BOSS)
    
    
    
    First Base (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is knocking on the front door of Catalina's house.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey Catalina, baby. It's me, Carl
                             Johnson. Hey baby, I'm sorry we
                             got off on the wrong foot. I've
                             had a rough time, baby. You know,
                             maybe I was a little harsh. Please
                             forgive me. C'mon, baby! Open up
                             the door - shit. Is she here? I
                             don't see nothing. C'mon, baby,
                             don't be mad, baby please! Baby,
                             without you, there is no Carl
                             Johnson. Damn, man, shit. Now
                             where is this stupid bitch?
    
                   Catalina knocks CJ to the floor and holds a gun to his head.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Here, cabron. Who's the bitch now,
                             eh?
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh baby, baby. I'm so sorry, baby.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             What was that?
    
                                       CJ
                             You so right! Please forgive me,
                             baby. Just don't fucking shoot me!
                             Please!
    
                                       CATALINA
                             You think you sorry, huh? How you
                             going to prove you're sorry?
    
                                       CJ
                             C'mon now, baby, c'mon. I am going
                             to play with you SO rough, baby.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Keep talking!
    
                                       CJ
                             And I'll take you to rob banks and
                             shit.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Ohhh?
    
                                       CJ
                             I'll let you kill anyone you want
                             to kill.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Hm-hmm?
    
                                       CJ
                             I am going to treat you right,
                             baby. Just... c'mon... just please
                             don't shoot me.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Carl, I think I love you.
    
                   Catalina moves the gun away from CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             Err, shit that's great. Cool.
                             Yeah, fantastic. All that. You
                             wanna go rob some shit, baby?
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Hm-hmm, ha ha! Hm-mmm.
    
    
    
    Catalina (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Local Liquor Store (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ and Catalina are outside a liquor store.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             This place will be a walk in the
                             park!
    
                                       CJ
                             You mean like the last place?
    
                   Four men pull up on quad-bikes.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Who are these cowboy assholes?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hang back a while, see what's
                             what.
    
                   The four men hold-up the liquor store and steal the cash.
    
                                       MAN 1
                             We got the cash, let's get outta
                             here!
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Those maricon bastards have our
                             money!
    
                   The men ride away on their quad-bikes.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             THAT'S MY MONEY!
    
                   Catalina shoots one of the men off their quad-bike.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Bleed, stupid mother-fucker! Carl,
                             you drive, I'll shoot!
    
                   CJ and Catalina hop onto the quad-bike.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Catalina are outside Catalina's house.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             See you soon, handsome. Next time,
                             we play REALLY rough.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, that's cool. But we can also
                             play for some real money. I got
                             some money to... well, it's a long
                             story, but I need some serious
                             paper, fast.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             You come and see me again soon. We
                             rob a real bank.
    
    
    
    Catalina (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Gone Courting (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ walks up to Catalina's house. Catalina is in her house.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Catalina, it's Carl! C'mon,
                             let's go, we got banks to rob,
                             baby. Come on, let's go.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             In here, mi amor.
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight, come on. Let's go.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             You get your sorry ass in here
                             right now, Carl Johnson, or I
                             shove a fucking hand grenade up
                             it.
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight, I'm coming.
    
                   CJ enters Catalina's house. The camera view stays on the
                   outside of Catalina's house.
    
                                       CJ
                             Look baby, I really need that
                             paper! Oh, my God. What in hell's
                             name is that?
    
                                       CATALINA
                             This, you fucking prick? This is a
                             rack! I'm gonna torture your sorry
                             ass! You never write to me! You
                             don't call! You treat me like a
                             fucking whore! Like one of YOUR
                             whores!
    
                                       CJ
                             No, baby, please, I ain't into
                             that shit!
    
                                       CATALINA
                             I'm gonna fuck you up!
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, baby, please no. Please, baby, no!
    
                   Whipping noises can be heard.
    
                                       CJ
                             Ow! Eh! Ooh! Aw! Ouch! Damn! Oh
                             shit!
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Yes! Faster! Harder! Deeper! Oh,
                             yes! Yes! Yes!
                                 (sighs)
    
                                       CJ
                             Maybe we can go out and rob now?
    
    
    
    Catalina (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Against All Odds (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ and Catalina are outside a betting shop.
    
                                       CJ
                             You wanna rob a betting shop?
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Yeah. You not man enough? Here,
                             Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             Satchel charges?! Where the hell'd
                             you get them?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Catalina and CJ are inside the betting shop. Catalina runs up
                   to the counter holding a gun, she points it at the workers.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Open the backroom door or I blow
                             your fucking face off! Leave the
                             panic button or I'll kill your
                             children too!
    
                   The worker hits the panic button and the alarm goes off.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             I warned you, you stupid bitch!
                             Stupid fucking bitch!
    
                   Catalina shoots at the worker but bullet-proof glass is in the
                   way so she kills a customer instead.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Satchel charges that CJ planted blow up the safe that is in
                   the backroom. CJ goes into the backroom to collect the money.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, I got it!
    
                                       CATALINA
                             About fucking time, you're a
                             fucking sloth!
    
                                       CJ
                             Whatever. Let's roll!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Catalina are outside Catalina's house.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             You impress me, Carl Johnson!
                             Here's your cut, big man.
    
    
    
    Catalina (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Made In Heaven (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is walking up to Catalina's house when Catalina comes
                   storming out of the door.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Asshole!
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn, what'd I do now?
    
                                       CATALINA
                             You all the fucking same, eh. I
                             see it on television. I read it in
                             books. I hear it in music. You all
                             the same. Fuck this, fuck that.
                             Well, fuck you!
    
                                       CJ
                             Baby, I'm sorry...
    
                                       CATALINA
                             I gave to you, as a woman. No! No
                             more! From now on, we just
                             business partners. OK?
    
                                       CJ
                             Eh, if that's how you want it. But
                             I mean you're breakin' my heart...
    
                                       CATALINA
                             I'm warning you. I'm in a really
                             bad fucking mood. Today I kill
                             everybody who fucks with me!
                             Especially you! Move!
    
    
    
    Catalina (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Small Town Bank (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ and Catalina are walking into the bank.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             You're on crowd control so don't
                             take any shit!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yes'm, Miss Catalina, Miss.
    
                   CJ and Catalina are now inside the bank.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (to a security guard)
                             Don't even think about doin'
                             anything, mother-fucker!
    
                                       CATALINA
                                 (to an employee)
                             Hand over every last dollar, NOW,
                             BITCH!
                                 (to CJ)
                             I'm going to empty the safe. Keep
                             these idiots
                                 (four employees)
                             covered!
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight, you heard the lady, no
                             heroic shit!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Two policemen are sat in a diner.
    
                                       POLICEMAN
                                 (on radio)
                             Attention all units - some psychos
                             are robbing the bank at Palomino
                             Creek!
    
                                       POLICEMAN 1
                                 (to policeman 2)
                             Shit, I just bought another
                             doughnut! Don't criminals have any
                             consideration?
    
                                       POLICEMAN 2
                             We can collect that bribe later.
                             Might as well go and take a look.
    
                   The two policemen get in a car and drive to the bank along
                   with two policemen on motorbikes.
    
                                       POLICEMAN
                                 (outside the bank)
                             We know you're in there! The
                             game's up! Come on out! Come out
                             real peaceable, like!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Two policemen pull up on motorbikes down an alleyway near CJ
                   and Catalina.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Catalina are getting onto a police motorbike each.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Grab a bike and follow me! You
                             think you can keep up with a real
                             woman?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Catalina are outside Catalina's house.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             There you go.
    
                                       CJ
                             Thanks.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             One day, Carl Johnson, you will
                             realize. She, she truly loved me,
                             and your heart will break in two.
                             But you are more like the spiny
                             lizard than a man. Goodbye!
    
    
    
    Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Wu Zi Mu (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is at a farm.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, where is this guy?
    
                   Cesar turns up.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, I've been waiting forever,
                             man. Where the hell you been?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Sorry, holmes, I had no idea when
                             the race would be.
    
                                       CJ
                             Riiight - you just happened to
                             show up five minutes after
                             everybody else, huh?
    
                                       CESAR
                             When the gasoline runs through
                             your veins like the burning
                             passion, you know when it's time
                             to race!
    
                                       CJ
                             I think you're getting high on
                             that country air, man!
    
                   Woozie and three other people show up.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Hey, CJ, look...
    
                                       WOOZIE
                                 (to CJ)
                             You haven't been to one of our
                             meets before, where you from,
                             friend?
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm from Grove Street Families,
                             Los Santos. What's happening?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Relax. This isn't a parade, pal.
                             But, you know, we gotta be
                             careful. Wu Zi Mu, but my friends
                             call me 'Woozie'. How you doing?
    
                                       CJ
                             Wha...? CJ. Carl Johnson.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Listen, out here we like to race
                             for cash or pink slips - racer's
                             choice. Get your car started,
                             we're about to go. Good luck, Carl
                             Johnson.
    
                   Woozie and the other three people go.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (to Cesar)
                             There's something real strange
                             about that dude, man.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Be careful CJ!
    
                                       CJ
                             For sure, man.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ pats a car.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oooh, yeah!
    
                   Woozie and a woman come over to CJ.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             You drive with style, Carl Johnson
                             - and I never mind losing to a guy
                             who's willing to push himself
                             right to the edge. As for me, I'm
                             a man who honours his bet.
    
                                       CJ
                             Well, you learn pretty fast with
                             the police on your ass.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Listen, it's best if we clear the
                             hell out of here as soon as
                             possible because, for some reason,
                             the local police don't appreciate
                             our noble sport.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah. Thanks for the advice.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             OK, I gotta go. Uh, you know what?
                             If you ever find yourself in San
                             Fierro, give me a call, maybe we
                             can do a little business together.
    
                   Woozie hands his card to CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I might just do that.
    
                   Police sirens can be heard.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             I guess that's our wake up call.
                             Nice meeting you.
    
    
    
    Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Farewell, My Love... (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is at the farm with his car. Catalina gets out of her car
                   with a crowbar and kisses a man. Catalina walks over to CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn, man, now what?
    
                                       CATALINA
                             PIG!
    
                                       CJ
                             What? What'd I do now?
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Oh, so THIS is where you have
                             been, eh? THIS is how you repay my
                             tenderness! You prefer the curves
                             of some car to those of a real
                             woman?
    
                                       CJ
                             Look, Catalina, you called it off,
                             remember, 'just business'.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             What kind of a man are you? When I
                             say 'just business', I mean that I
                             love you!
    
                   Catalina hits CJ's car with the crowbar.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             When I say, I no interested no
                             more, I mean that I long for you!
    
                   Catalina hits CJ's car with the crowbar again.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             And when I say that I missed
                             you...!
    
                                       CJ
                             Wait, Catalina, wait! Leave my car
                             alone, I did this for us, for me
                             and you!
    
                                       CATALINA
                             It's too late. I don't love you no
                             more. I love another, OK?
    
                                       CJ
                             What? Then what the fuck was this
                             about?
    
                                       CATALINA
                             I cannot keep my passions holed
                             up, they need a release. That was
                             a good release, like hitting a man
                             with a frying pan while he sleeps.
                             This, CARL, THIS is my new man.
                                 (the man that she kissed
                                  earlier)
                             Are you jealous? Are you going to
                             fight for me?
    
                                       CJ
                             No, no, I can take rejection.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             You are jealous and a coward! Now
                             let's race!
    
                                       CJ
                             Crazy bitch.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Catalina, her man and CJ get out of their cars.
    
                                       CATALINA
                                 (to CJ)
                             You had the unfair advantage!
    
                                       CJ
                             Being a better driver ain't no
                             unfair advantage.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             You think you're clever, but it is
                             you who is missing the point! Not
                             only was he racing, but he was
                             satisfying me, fully! What are you
                             gonna say about that?
    
                                       CJ
                             The advantage of a stick shift, I
                             guess. Yeah whatever, anyway, man,
                             what is it, cash or pink slip?
    
                                       CATALINA
                             There you go!
    
                   Catalina hands CJ a slip of paper.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             Goodbye Mr. Johnson, I will NOT be
                             missing you!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, wait a minute, bitch! What is
                             this shit?
    
                                       CATALINA
                             The deed to a garage in San
                             Fierro. My lover needs his car so
                             we can go to Liberty City.
    
                                       CJ
                             Liberty City? Yeah, whatever, have
                             a good time.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             I will.
    
                                       CJ
                             Fine.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             OK.
    
                                       CJ
                             Go, I ain't gonna miss you.
    
                                       CATALINA
                             GOODBYE!
    
    
    
    The Truth (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Are You Going To San Fierro? (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ enters The Truth's farm with a briefcase. The Truth is
                   exercising.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Peace. I've got everything you
                             need, lone traveller. It's in the
                             Mothership back there.
    
                                       CJ
                             Thanks, man. Look, here go your
                             paper.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             The karmic circle closes. All is
                             as it should be. Back to the egg.
                             Oooommmmmm.
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn, man, there must be two tons
                             of that stuff back there!
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Threeeee. Ramayanaaaaa... What the
                             fuck's that noise?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, that sounds like a chopper.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Oh man, narcs! You fucking rat!
    
                                       CJ
                             Dude, don't put that on me! You're
                             the one that deals with Tenpenny!
    
                   The Truth throws CJ a flamethrower.
    
                                       CJ
                             What's all this?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Calm, brother; panic paves the way
                             to bad karma.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man...
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             We gotta torch those fields. I
                             only hope Gaia can forgive us!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The Truth is in the Mothership. CJ goes to him.
    
                                       CJ
                             We got a chopper on our tail,
                             we'll never shake 'em now.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Hold on, I got a little something
                             back here I was saving for a rainy
                             day.
    
                                       CJ
                             Holy mother-fucker! Where'd you
                             get that?
    
                   CJ appears with a rocket launcher.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Found it in a bail of Thai Sticks.
                             Shame really, I was going to make
                             it into a lamp.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and The Truth are outside CJ's garage in San Fierro.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             This is the place. Whoa, Jesus
                             dude, looks like you've been fed a
                             bummer.
    
    
    
    San Fierro Missions (AREA)
    
    
    
    Carl Johnson (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Wear Flowers In Your Hair (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ, Cesar, The Truth and Kendl are entering CJ's garage in San
                   Fierro.
    
                                       CJ
                             Mother-fucker! That mute asshole!
                                 (Catalina's boyfriend)
                             That fucking snake without a
                             tongue! Gave me this shit-hole
                             instead of a pink slip? I must be
                             the biggest fucking idiot in the
                             whole fucking world!
    
                                       CESAR
                             Holmes, take it easy. At least
                             we're alive.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Carl, friend, fellow traveller,
                             relax, man. You're really killing
                             my fucking vibe here!
    
                                       CJ
                             Well, I'm sorry I'm fucking up
                             your vibe, old man, but I can't
                             wait to get my hands on that mute
                                 (to Cesar)
                             and your bitch ass cousin.
    
                                       CESAR
                             My cousin? You're gonna dis' my
                             familia?
    
                                       CJ
                             My bad, man. I'm just pissed for
                             all of us. I mean look, we in a
                             strange place, we got shit to our
                             name, and for once I try to make
                             something work, this garage, and
                             it ain't even a garage.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Then make it into a garage.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, that's a great idea, sis! Why
                             don't you shut up?
    
                                       KENDL
                             You know what, Carl, you are a
                             fucking idiot. Your whole life
                             you've wanted something for
                             nothing. Now you've got something,
                             and you don't know what to do with
                             it. Well, make it good enough.
                             We'll help, right?
    
                                       CESAR
                             We got your back, CJ.
    
                                       KENDL
                             C'mon stop tripping, man.
                                 (to CJ and Cesar)
                             Both of you.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Woah man, the energy here - it's
                             fantastic. Ommmmm...
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, alright, but how am I gonna
                             find some good mechanics to work
                             up in here, man?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             I know a few guys. Come with me,
                             friend. They're good people, I
                             swear it.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, man - I'm about to ride with
                             this fool again?
    
                   CJ and The Truth are outside CJ's garage.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             C'mon, man, there's these two guys
                             I know - used to work on marine
                             engines, 'til the mob bought their
                             business over in Vice. Now they
                             try and make ends meet by taking
                             any old job. They're a little bit
                             dulled by their habit, but the
                             smoke don't get in the way of
                             their skills with an engine. We'll
                             pick up Jethro first. Last I
                             heard, he was working at a garage
                             over Easter Basin way.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and The Truth pull up at a gas station. Jethro is working
                   under a car.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Hey, Jethro! Hop in, man. I've
                             landed you a real job.
    
                                       JETHRO
                             Hey there Truth dude! Oh man, do I
                             owe you? Coz I swear I paid for
                             that weed, dude!
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             No, man, we're good, I think.
                             Jethro, Carl. Carl, Jethro.
    
                                       CJ
                             Whassup, man.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Can we swing by the hospital, it's
                             over in Santa Flora district, west
                             of here.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, you sick?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             No. The government is, but that's
                             a long story.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, The Truth and Jethro pull up outside the hospital.
    
                                       CJ
                             What we here for, anyway?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Nothin'. Ooh, don't look. Cover
                             your faces. Think about a yellow
                             rubber duck.
    
                   A van pulls out from the hospital.
    
                                       CJ
                             You tripping again.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Sshhh!
    
                   The van drives past them and goes.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             OK, I've seen enough. Let's go see
                             if we can find Dwaine. He's
                             working a hotdog van at the tram
                             terminal in King's.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, The Truth and Jethro pull up outside a hotdog van where
                   Dwaine is.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Dude, Dwaine, man, how's the
                             hotdog business?
    
                                       DWAINE
                             It's totally shit. Why, what's
                             happenin'?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Uh, my friend Carl here is opening
                             a chop shop. Jethro's in, how
                             about you?
    
                                       DWAINE
                             Ah yeah, cool man. Uh I've got
                             like some shit to take care of
                             first though. So uh, you tell me
                             where you guys are going to be at
                             and I'll meet you dudes there.
    
                                       CJ
                             The garage is on the waste grounds
                             in Doherty. I'll see y'all later.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             OK, next stop the cop station
                             downtown.
    
                                       CJ
                             What? You out your mind! Why?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             If I told you, the likelihood is
                             you'd get a probe up your ass
                             within a month.
    
                                       JETHRO
                             Like, listen to the man, dude,
                             he's real serious about that shit.
    
                                       CJ
                             Wuh? OK, but you're starting to
                             freak me out with all that space
                             shit, man.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, The Truth and Jethro are outside the police station.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             OK, you know the drill. Don't look
                             interested in anything.
    
                   The same van that came out of the hospital pulls around the
                   corner.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Picture a pink golf ball in your
                             mind.
    
                   The van goes down the street and away from them.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             OK, we're good to go.
    
                                       CJ
                             Where to next, Spacehead?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             There's an electronics guy I've
                             had dealings with, goes by the
                             name of ZERO. He could fix a
                             supercomputer with a paperclip.
                             He's got his own shop, but he's
                             always ready to help fellow
                             travellers along the path.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, The Truth and Jethro pull up outside Zero's shop. Zero is
                   sat on a bench outside his shop.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Leave me alone Berkley! This is
                             stalking! Oh, hey, Truth.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
    
                             Get in, I'll fill you in as we
                             drive. Home, James!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, The Truth, Jethro and Zero pull into CJ's garage.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, we here.
    
                   All five men walk into CJ's garage, now including Dwaine.
                   Cesar and Kendl are already in there.
    
                                       CJ
                             A week of hard work and we'll
                             transform this place. Hey, Cesar!
                             Come over here.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Whassup, B?
    
                                       CJ
                             Cesar, this is Jethro, Dwaine and
                             Zero.
    
                                       DWAINE
                             Hey man.
    
                                       JETHRO
                             Dude.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Salutations, my sibling!
    
                                       CESAR
                             Horale, let's get to work.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Hey Carl, look - I think I found a
                             way for us to get paid.
    
                                       CJ
                             I ain't going to no college to
                             study no accounting!
    
                                       KENDL
                             No, idiot, property!
    
                                       CJ
                             Decorating ain't exactly my thing,
                             either.
    
                                       KENDL
                             No, property development! Look,
                             you buy a dump like this, fix it
                             up and sell it. Or better yet, you
                             turn the property into a business.
                             The snowball gets bigger...
    
                                       CJ
                             I dunno, sis, this all sounds big
                             time to me.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Look, Carl, this place is gonna
                             get on its feet, and when it does,
                             we are gonna have money. If you
                             want to make something of
                             yourself, you gotta let your money
                             work for you.
    
                                       CJ
                             Look, I wouldn't even know where
                             to start.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Look, you two
                                 (CJ and Cesar)
                             concentrate on the garage, and let
                             me work the property thing, OK?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Yeah, that's my baby girl right
                             there, holmes!
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, you chose her, I'm stuck with
                             her!
    
    
    
    Carl Johnson (BOSS)
    
    
    
    555 We Tip (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ walks into his garage.
    
                   CJ's phone rings.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Carl, how's San Fierro?
    
                                       CJ
                             It's fucked up. I can honestly say
                             I wish you was here.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Great. Now, you got the present
                             for that friend of mine, right,
                             you know, the one trying to get me
                             and old Officer Pulaski into
                             trouble?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Why don't you put that up in his
                             car and give We Tip a call.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, mother-fucker, the code of
                             the streets is that I don't
                             snitch. I don't give a fuck if it
                             kills you, me, my brother. Street
                             cats don't call no cops.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Carl, he's a D.A.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh yeah? Well where I go find him?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             He's at the Vank Hoff Hotel in the
                             Financial.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh for sure.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) The hotel operates a valet service. The D.A. will
                   be dropping his car off here shortly.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) The D.A. is driving a blue Merit. remember it,
                   you'll need to identify it correctly when it arrives. Make
                   sure none of the other valets service his car first.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ drives the D.A.'s car into CJ's garage.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is on the phone outside Vank Hoff Hotel.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hello? This WE TIP? I seen
                             something highly suspicious you
                             should come check out...
    
                   Two police cars pull up outside the Vank Hoff Hotel where the
                   D.A. is in his car.
    
                                       POLICE
                             Police! Don't move! Get outta the
                             car with your hands in the air!
    
                                       D.A.
                             Do you know who you're fucking
                             with here? I'll have your badge
                             you moron!
    
                                       POLICEMAN 1
                             Shut up! You found anything back
                             there?
    
                   Policeman 2 is checking out the boot of the D.A.'s car.
    
                                       POLICEMAN 2
                             Found anything? He's got half of
                             Mexico in here! Must be two tons
                             of Mary here!
    
                                       D.A.
                             What? But... but I've never
                             seen... how could it have...?
    
                                       POLICEMAN 1
                             Eloquent defence you got there,
                             buddy.
    
    
    
    Carl Johnson (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Deconstruction (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ enters his garage. Jethro, Dwaine and Cesar are working on
                   a car.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, homies!
    
                                       CESAR
                             What up, Carl?
    
                   Kendl walks over.
    
                                       KENDL
                             What the fuck is going on? Do I
                             look like a hooker to you?
    
                                       CJ
                             What?
    
                                       KENDL
                             Those assholes keep saying shit to
                             me!
    
                                       CESAR
                             Who said this to you?
    
                                       KENDL
                             The construction workers up that
                             hill.
    
                                       CESAR
                             I'm gonna fuck them up...
    
                                       CJ
                             No, hold up, I got this. I need to
                             go and teach them a little
                             respect, huh?
    
                                       CESAR
                             That's right.
    
                                       CJ
                             I been thinking about getting me
                             some new land anyway.
    
                   (On screen) Scare off the construction firm.
    
                   (On screen) Destroy all the portables and kill the foreman.
    
                   (On screen) Construction machinery will help destroy
                   portables.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The foreman comes out of a mobile toilet.
    
                                       FOREMAN
                             What's all that damned clatter?
    
                   The foreman notices all of the destroyed portables and runs
                   back into the mobile toilet.
    
                                       FOREMAN
                             Holy crap! I didn't see nothing!
    
                   (On screen) Push the mobile toilet into the ditch.
    
                   (On screen) Then bury him under concrete.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   A cement truck that CJ is in tips cement into a hole in the
                   ground which contains the mobile toilet with the foreman in
                   it.
    
    
    
    Zero (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Air Raid (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Zero is in his shop. CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, whattup, Zee?
    
                                       ZERO
                             Nothing is up, Carl, apart from my
                             blood pressure, and the imminent
                             collapse of my hopes and dreams.
    
                                       CJ
                             Why?
    
                                       ZERO
                             As usual, the forces of darkness
                             have triumphed over good. Life is
                             nothing but misery, briefly
                             interspersed with agony.
    
                                       CJ
                             Homie, what you on? Whatever it
                             is, you need to reduce the dosage.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Excuse me, but I never take drugs.
                             We all know drugs are for losers,
                             and/or sex maniacs. And right now,
                             sex is the last thing on my mind.
    
                                       CJ
                             Thank God for that!
    
                                       ZERO
                             Berkley is back!
    
                                       CJ
                             Ooohhh. Berkley.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Yes.
    
                                       CJ
                             Who the fuck is Berkley?
    
                                       ZERO
                             Just a man I once beat in fair
                             competition. A man literally
                             obsessed with revenge.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, you put hands on him?
    
                                       ZERO
                             No, please. I never initiate
                             violence.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, I know - you knocked his
                             bitch!
    
                                       ZERO
                             No. I won the prize in the science
                             fair. First prize, that is.
    
                                       CJ
                             And now he wanna pop you?
                                 (laughs)
                             And they say gang bangers is petty
                             and small minded! Hey, what's that
                             bleeping sound?
    
                                       ZERO
                             That's him! We shall fight to the
                             end!
    
                   CUT TO CJ and Zero on Zero's shop roof.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Berkley's launched a full-scale
                             attack!
    
                                       CJ
                             This is insanity!
    
                                       ZERO
                             All batteries commence fire! He's
                             going for my transmitters! If he
                             takes them out, I'll never be able
                             to launch a counter attack!
    
                                       CJ
                             No problem man, but they only
                             toys.
    
                                       ZERO
                             They're not toys! They're just
                             smaller!
    
                   (On screen) Use the minigun to eliminate the enemy threat.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Zero are still on the roof.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Ha ha ha ha Berkley! As long as we
                             have opposable thumbs, WE WILL
                             FIGHT YOU! ...Well done, Carl. Now
                             leave, I must prepare for the
                             battles ahead! Never have so few
                             owed so many... too little,
                             three... no that's not it, what is
                             it? We will fight him on the
                             beaches, well, rooftops...
    
    
    
    Zero (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Supply Lines... (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ enters Zero's shop.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Zee, where you at?
    
                                       ZERO
                                 (from another room)
                             Go away, Carl. I'm very, very,
                             busy back here. Top secret stuff.
                             Not for your eyes. Too
                             sensitive...
    
                   CJ enters the backroom.
    
                                       CJ
                             Come on, homie, where are you?
    
                                       ZERO
                                 (from inside a cupboard)
                             I said go away, Carl. I don't need
                             any friends today, thank you.
    
                   CJ opens the cupboard. Zero is hanging on a hook by his
                   underwear.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (laughs)
                             Man, them some pretty strong
                             drawers!
    
                   CJ helps Zero down.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Yes, my hero. Carl, he came back
                             and humiliated me! I shall
                             probably turn to prostitution now,
                             where I will be found dead, and
                             broken. I am a 28 year old man,
                             whose landlord just helped him
                             down from a hook, from which I had
                             been hanging from my underwear,
                             contemplating my inadequacy, for
                             nearly two hours. Ow! Ooh, my
                             crack...
    
                                       CJ
                             Look, you gotta get even, homie.
                             What kind of weapons you got?
    
                                       ZERO
                             Uhh... I've got a prototype of a
                             miniature plane.
    
                                       CJ
                             Well with that plane, we gonna go
                             humiliate Berkley.
    
                                       ZERO
                             OK, cool!
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, this is ridiculous.
    
                   There is a van on screen.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Berkley has his sycophantic
                             lackeys do all his deliveries.
                             Well, we shall hit him where it
                             hurts the most! Bring his mail
                             order model business to its knees!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Zero (BOSS)
    
    
    
    New Model Army (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Zero is in his shop. CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             What's happening, Zero?
    
                                       ZERO
                             I'm off to engage with destiny,
                             good or bad.
    
                                       CJ
                             What the hell are you talking
                             about now?
    
                                       ZERO
                             The hour of judgement is upon me
                             and I must ask myself if I am a
                             sheep or a goat. Carl, will you be
                             my second? Here are some letters.
                             I have left everything to you in
                             case I don't make it. Please.
    
                                       CJ
                             I already own it. What's wrong
                             with you, man?
    
                                       ZERO
                             We are crossing the Rubicon. I am
                             to engage in battle with Berkley.
                             At stake, honour and our very
                             lives. It's funny... I've never
                             noticed before how beautiful this
                             time of year can be... I may never
                             again see Rome in the springtime.
                             A butterfly...
    
                                       CJ
                             C'mon with all the talking, man -
                             is you going to battle Berkley or
                             what?
    
                                       ZERO
                             It's a fight to the death! Come
                             hither!
    
                   There is a miniature battlefield on screen, complete with
                   bases.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Behold, No Man's Land!
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, y'all take this shit
                             seriously.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Berkley's HQ is across No Man's
                             Land. I'll drive the Bandit, you
                             fly the Goblin and help any way
                             you can! If I get the Bandit into
                             Berkley's base, he must leave San
                             Fierro for good! LET BATTLE
                             COMMENCE!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Photo Opportunity (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is outside his garage. He is on the phone to Cesar.
    
                                       CESAR
                             CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             You got it.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Hey, my cousin just called me. He
                             gave me a tip about a Balla car
                             going San Fierro to score yay.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Cesar drive into a gas station.
    
                                       CJ
                             That was some heavy shit!
    
                                       CESAR
                             We better split up and get outta
                             here. I'll meet you back at the
                             garage!
    
                                       CJ
                             Coolio. We got what we came for
                             anyway.
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Jizzy (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Cesar, Woozie and Suzie are in CJ's garage. CJ enters.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             That's crazy, man. What are we
                             looking at exactly?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey man, you get them flicks
                             developed? W'sup, Woozie!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Hey Carl. I was just explaining to
                             your... brother in law that we
                             were friends.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh yeah? Well look, Woozie, I need
                             to get some info from you, man.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             What exactly do you boys want to
                             know?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Who are these putas, holmes?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                                 (to Suzie)
                             Why don't you go take a look?
    
                   Suzie goes and has a look at the photos.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             These guys?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Yeah.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             They're the Loco Syndicate.
                             They're pretty big time, I think.
                             Don't have any dealings with them
                             - we don't touch blow.
    
                   Suzie points to a photo.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Now this guy runs things. I don't
                             know his name.
    
                   Suzie points to another photo.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             This guy is T-Bone Mendez. He's
                             the muscle.
    
                   Cesar points to a photo.
    
                                       CESAR
                             And who's that guy?
    
                                       SUZIE
                             That's Jizzy B. He's the biggest
                             pimp in town. He helps set up the
                             deals... You know, a concierge of
                             sorts.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, then he's my way in. How I
                             get to him?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Oh, Jizzy? Jizzy runs the Pleasure
                             Domes Club in that old fortress
                             under the Gant Bridge.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, good looking out, Woozie.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             No problem. Don't be a stranger!
    
    
    
    Jizzy (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Jizzy (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Jizzy is in his club with two girls.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             See, baby, I got everything...
                             Mink sheets... Mink coats... Mink
                             curtains in the window. When I
                             walk down the stairs I'm walking
                             down on... Mink carpet.
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Now who's this trick? I don't need
                             no more friends, baby. All they
                             try to do is peel me from my hos.
    
                                       CJ
                             No, no, it ain't about them. It's
                             all about you, playa. I heard you
                             was the man with the hook up, and
                             you was the man I needed to see.
                             I'm offering my services.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Say what?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yes, sir. See, I'm new in town.
                             Anything you want, I can do. For a
                             guy like me, to work with, to work
                             FOR, a guy like Jizzy B, well...
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Now that you mention it, I do have
                             a slight problem. Something a
                             little dumb muscle like yourself
                             might be able to fix. 'Cause you
                             see me, I'm an intellectual.
                             Bitches, y'all walk on down to the
                             bar and fix a pimp a drink. See I
                             only got two eyes, and on these
                             streets you got to have more than
                             that. You got to be like a fly on
                             shit, you know? A hundred eyes,
                             everywhere. Now some lunatic been
                             fucking with my bitches. Mother-
                             fucker killed two last week. I
                             want you... Go find out.
    
                                       CJ
                             No prob. I'm a playa partner now,
                             Jizzy.
    
                   CJ is walking away from Jizzy's club. Jizzy goes after him.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Wait up, Mr. C-to-the-J! See that
                             pretty young thang in my car? Drop
                             her off at the hotel Downtown. Use
                             my car-phone to gimme a ring-a-
                             ding when you're done. And watch
                             the rims, playa! Treat that baby
                             like the Pope Mobile!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Jizzy's ho gets out of the pimp-mobile Downtown. CJ stays in
                   the car.
    
                                       HO
                             Later, ese.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (on the car-phone)
                             Hey Jizzy, it's Carl, I just
                             dropped off your girl.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Church! Got a little errand for
                             you to run before you deal with
                             that problem I was just talking
                             about. Some young buck thinks he's
                             a playa, been trying to peel my
                             hos over in Hashbury. Now one of
                             my girls over there just eyeballed
                             the punk, I want you to get your
                             ass over there and ice that
                             pretender!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in the pimp-mobile.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (on the car-phone)
                             Hey, it's CJ. Just to let you know
                             you don't have to worry about no
                             competition in Hashbury.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Worry? Did I say I was worried? No
                             I did not. Now to the real deal.
                             Some of my girls in the Foster
                             Valley been getting knuckled over.
                             I want you to get your ass up
                             there and nose around - find out
                             what's going on.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in the pimp-mobile.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (on the car-phone)
                             Mr. Jizzy, It's CJ.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             You is a bad luck charm, clucky!
                             That girl you dropped off Downtown
                             wants out of the game! Her sugar
                             daddy wants to take her off the
                             streets! Nobody turns my hos! Now
                             you get your ass back to the
                             hotel, and you make an example out
                             of all of 'em!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is parked near the hotel. The ho and a preacher get into a
                   limousine that is parked in front of the hotel.
    
                                       PREACHER
                             The Lord sent me to save your
                             thread-bear soul, harlot! Get in
                             the car and remove your filthy
                             vestments, so I my better gaze
                             upon thine corruption! Driver, get
                             us out of here before the devil's
                             right hand snatches this po' girl
                             from salvation!
    
                                       DRIVER
                             Right away, your evangelical
                             holiness!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in the pimp-mobile.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (on the car-phone)
                             Everything's been taken care of,
                             Mr. Jizzy!
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Oh, CJ, you's a playa's right
                             hand, baby. Oh, and by the way -
                             that car's just come up over on an
                             APB. Dump it, keep it, whatever.
                             Just keep it away from me, my hos,
                             and my club!
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, for sure, you got that, man.
    
    
    
    Jizzy (BOSS)
    
    
    
    T-Bone Mendez (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Jizzy and T-Bone are in Jizzy's club.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Now just listen to me, OK? Now
                             it's very important that you
                             listen to me. I ain't no retard,
                             amigo. What you think? What, what,
                             what you and Mike think - I'm just
                             a pretty face to y'all? Is that
                             y'all game?
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Now this here is the dumb muscle
                             that I was talking about. Carl -
                             T-Bone, and in reverse.
    
                                       CJ
                             Whassup?
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Horale, ese.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Don't mind him, we go way back.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Hey holmes, don't be such a pinche
                             liability.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Liability? Liability for what?
                             Now, there's 3 of us and I'm
                             getting 20%. What type of math is
                             that? That's fool's math, playa!
                             You and Mike. I'd sell my soul to
                             you guys, and that's what it's
                             going to come down to, huh?
                             Screwing me out of my 13%!
    
                                       T-BONE
                             You knew the deal. You agreed.
                             Besides, we could have said 5%,
                             and what would you...?
    
                                       JIZZY
                             And what what what?! Cat got your
                             tongue? You as bad at talking as
                             you is at mathematics?
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Hey, you want to make this shit
                             personal, ese?
    
                   T-Bone's phone rings.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Hello... Yeah... What? Man...
                             Damn! Hey, man, I gotta bounce.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Oh no you don't! I invented that
                             trick, baby. Carl, come with me.
                             We gonna have to bust us a couple
                             of melons up in here.
                                 (to T-Bone)
                             What do you mean the shipments
                             have been ambushed? We can't just
                             go out there T-Bone, it could be a
                             DEA trap!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Four men drive away from a van on motorbikes, carrying
                   packages.
    
                   (On screen) Chase down the bikers and collect all the
                   packages.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Jizzy (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Mike Toreno (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Jizzy and T-Bone are in Jizzy's club.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             T-Bone! Pump your brakes, baby.
                             Take a chill pill, and just lay
                             back and let the red mist fall,
                             brother!
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Hey, holmes, open your eyes, dog.
                             Can't you see we're getting messed
                             with here, holmes?
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Hey, partner! T-Bone, look, it's
                             Carl! Now he's a real hero out
                             there. See? We still good.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             What, are you vatos stupid?
                             Someone's onto us. We need to go
                             back and rethink.
    
                                       CJ
                             I think they was just trying their
                             luck.
    
                   T-Bone's phone rings.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Mike? Mike! I been trying to
                             contact you. What? Oh man. Where
                             are you? OK, just keep talking!
                                 (to CJ and Jizzy)
                             Hey, holmes, Mike's in trouble.
                             Let's bounce.
    
                                       CJ
                             What trouble? And who's Mike?
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Man, they've taken the yay
                             shipment, and the van and Mike's
                             still in the back!
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Well, what we going to do? How the
                             fuck we gonna know where he is?
    
                                       T-BONE
                             He's got his phone, he's gonna
                             talk to us until his battery runs
                             out. Come on, we gotta bounce!
    
                                       JIZZY
                             A'ight, let's jet!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and T-Bone are walking towards the van.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, c'mon, hurry up.
    
                   T-Bone opens the van's back door.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Apurate, apurate!
    
                                       TORENO
                             About time, T-Bone... Who the fuck
                             is this?
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Hey, that's one of Jizzy's clowns,
                             relax, güero.
    
                                       TORENO
                             You hear that?
                                 (police sirens)
                             We gotta torch this van with the
                             coke in it.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Hey, Charlie, güero, we ain't
                             torching nada!
    
                                       TORENO
                             This is a set back, but doing
                             twenty to life is a little more
                             than that, comprende amigo?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey he's right, man, let's do it
                             and get the hell out of here.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Hey, who the fuck asked you,
                             payaso? This ain't a committee!
    
                                       TORENO
                             Exactly. I call the shots here.
                             Now shut up and let's go.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, T-Bone and Toreno pull up outside Jizzy's club.
    
                                       TORENO
                             OK, Carl Johnson, you did good
                             today.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Man, now shake the spot, we got
                             shit to talk about.
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Outrider (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is outside his garage. His phone rings.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Partner.
    
                                       CJ
                             Jizzy. What's going on?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is outside of a gas station.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, where the hell everybody
                             anyway?
    
                   CJ gets into a car. T-Bone is hiding on the back seat, he
                   comes up behind CJ and holds a gun to CJ's head whilst getting
                   him in a headlock.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Hey, you a pinche jura or what?
    
                                       CJ
                             What the hell?
    
                                       T-BONE
                             You think you can mess with me? I
                             will blow your head off, and rape
                             and kill your family, you snake.
                             You think you can fucking bullshit
                             me, and fuck me over? I know your
                             fucking game, ese.
    
                                       CJ
                             I don't know what you're talking
                             about, man! My throat!
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Who you working for?
    
                                       CJ
                             Nobody!
    
                   T-Bone releases CJ's head.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Turn around and look at me.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, I'm just trying to make some
                             money, and keep my mouth shut. I
                             swear, man!
    
                                       T-BONE
                             I almost had you, man. I almost
                             fucking had you. Guacha! You gotta
                             be careful in this business, man,
                             you know that.
    
                   Toreno comes up to the car.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Are you boys done playing around?
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Yeah, we're straight, vato.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Oh good, that's great. Now we
                             gotta go meet this shipment. We're
                             late as it is. Let's go!
    
                                       T-BONE
                             You heard what jefe said.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, Toreno and T-Bone pull up near a van.
    
                                       TORENO
                                 (to CJ)
                             Get out and grab a bike. This
                             shipment has to get to the
                             factory. You make sure it does, we
                             make it worth your while. We're
                             watching you, kid.
    
                                       T-BONE
                             Si mon, ese. We're watching.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in the factory yard with an ese.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, we made it, but the cops gonna
                             be all over the spot real soon.
                             Get the van out of sight, I'm
                             gonna get out of here!
    
    
    
    Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Snail Trail (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ enters his garage. Jethro is working under a car.
    
                                       JETHRO
                             Hey, CJ, whassup?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey whassup, Jethro?
    
                                       JETHRO
                             Some cops are lookin' for you in
                             the office, man.
    
                   Tenpenny and Pulaski are in the office.
    
                                       CJ
                             Tenpenny. Alright, man, I got it.
    
                   CJ enters the office.
    
                                       CJ
                             Nice to see y'all kicking back.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Hmmm? I wonder how your brother's
                             sleeping, curled up next to his
                             shower daddy while you live
                             comfortably on the outside?
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, what you all want this time?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Well, what we want is to get on
                             with our jobs in peace, without
                             some damn bleeding heart liberal
                             poking his nose into affairs he
                             won't even understand.
    
                                       CJ
                             The press onto y'all?
    
                                       PULASKI
                             What the hell would you know about
                             it, boy?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Woah, easy there, Eddie, let's not
                             get ahead of ourselves. Some young
                             journalist out there is trying to
                             get a name for himself.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             He doesn't know how the streets
                             work - that he's supposed to
                             report what he's supposed to
                             report.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Yeah, anyway, we need you to shut
                             him up for us.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             And that stoolie - shut him up
                             too!
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Yeah, there's some reporter who's
                             digging up dirt on Pulaski, we
                             don't know who's talking, but we
                             know that the reporter's meeting
                             him today.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Take care of him.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Oh - this is nice place... Carl.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Ice Cold Killa (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ runs into his garage and starts rummaging in the bonnet of
                   a car.
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn, where'd I put it? Where the
                             hell did I put it? Shit!
    
                   Cesar walks over.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Hey holmes, you OK?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah. Woozie left a message, say I
                             gotta go get Jizzy's phone after
                             he made the call. Then I can
                             ambush the meet and take down
                             those Balla pushers from Los
                             Santos.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Hey, homie, you want me to roll
                             with you?
    
                                       CJ
                             No, this is a one-man job. I gotta
                             stay real low key, I was thinking
                             about welding some shit together,
                             and making me a silencer!
    
                                       CESAR
                             You're fucking crazy, holmes! You
                             gotta get out of this ghetto
                             mentality!
    
                                       CJ
                             So what you thinking?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Let me show you. Check this out,
                             holmes.
    
                   Cesar pulls a silenced pistol out of a bag.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Here, take mine.
    
                                       CJ
                             Where'd you get that?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Same place I buy my pants, holmes.
                             This is America!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is at the front of Jizzy's club, there are two bouncers
                   guarding the doors}
    
                                       BOUNCER 1
                             Jizzy doesn't want to be
                             disturbed.
    
                   (On screen) Use the Skylight to get into the club!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Jizzy is in his club with two hos and two men.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Gimme some room. Gimme some room,
                             bitch! It's that time of the week
                             again - your provider is about to
                             make that special call. If I think
                             for a moment that one of you hos
                             is hustling me...
    
                   Jizzy makes a cutthroat gesture.
    
                                       HO 1
                             You better make a bigger cut this
                             week Jiz. We're running low,
                             honey!
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Shut up bitch, I'm handling
                             business!
    
                                       HO 1
                             Don't you even raise your voice at
                             me, asshole!
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Now shut up, bitch!
    
                   Jizzy pushes the ho onto one of the men.
    
                                       MAN 1
                             Your funky ass...
    
                   Ho 1 murmurs and walks away. CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Jizzy, I need to holler at
                             you.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Well talk, then, friend. I mean,
                             that's all we ever do. A kind word
                             here, a wise saying there. Shit,
                             I'm a walking book of proverbs.
    
                   CJ pulls out his silenced pistol and holds it in Jizzy's face.
    
                                       CJ
                             No, you fucked up.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             C... C'mon, man. Hey, I get it
                             wrong, you know? I'm imperfect -
                             you know, like... hey. Not a kind
                             man. Not a wise man, you know. Not
                             a smart man, but Dear Lord, I
                             tried!
    
                                       CJ
                             No. You fucked up when you trusted
                             me, playa.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             C'mon, baby... I... I... But...
                             But...
    
                                       CJ
                             You an ass-selling, yay pushing,
                             piece of shit trash.
    
                                       JIZZY
                             Oh, Lord! Whatchoo all waiting on,
                             huh? Somebody cap this nigga, man!
    
                   (On screen) Jizzy's escaping. Hunt him down!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Jizzy and a man run out of Jizzy's club and get into a car.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Pier 69 (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is on the street in front of a building. Cesar is on the
                   roof of the building.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Hey, holmes, I'm up here. Go
                             around the back!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is on the roof with Cesar.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey man.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Nice job getting that phone
                             message.
    
                   Cesar passes CJ a sniper rifle.
    
                                       CESAR
                             So, what's up with Jizzy?
    
                                       CJ
                             Dead. So, what's the plan?
    
                                       CESAR
                             T-Bone's security got here real
                             early. They've got men on the
                             roofs watching over the pier.
    
                   Cesar's phone rings.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Eh. OK, yeah, yeah, yeah, I see
                             you. That was Woozie's boys,
                             they're in place. Look, down by
                             the side entrance.
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit, they headin' up to the roof!
    
                                       CESAR
                             Shit! Mira, we're gonna have to
                             take out T-Bone's men on the
                             rooftops before this whole gig
                             blows wide open!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Cesar are still on the roof of the building.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, my busting was tight!
    
                                       CESAR
                             Here comes T-Bone...
    
                                       CJ
                             And here's that snake Ryder. Look
                             at that fool, hanging out with the
                             Ballas like they was life long
                             pals. Something ain't right.
                             Where's Toreno?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Chopper inbound!
    
                                       CJ
                             That's gotta be Toreno. Oh shit,
                             he'll see the bodies on the
                             rooftops!
    
                                       CESAR
                             Too late, man, he's tripping out!
    
                                       CJ
                             Smoke grenades! So much for a
                             surprise, c'mon, we gotta take
                             these fools right now!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Cesar are at the end of the pier, T-Bone is staggering
                   along, bleeding.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Mendez, I see you, Rifa mother-
                             fucker!
    
                   CJ and Cesar both shoot T-Bone and he falls over the edge of
                   the pier and into the water. Ryder is trying to escape.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey Ryder, sherm-head asshole,
                             where do you think you're going?
    
                                       RYDER
                             C... Can't stop me...
    
                                       CESAR
                             He's headed for those boats!
    
                                       CJ
                             Don't worry about it, I got this.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in a boat. CJ's phone rings.
    
                                       CJ
                             'Sup Cesar.
    
                                       CESAR
                             You OK, holmes, we been watching
                             from the pier with binoculars!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I'm good, I think. Listen,
                             you better clear out. The cops
                             gonna be all over the spot in a
                             minute.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Sure thing, see you back at the
                             garage!
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Toreno's Last Flight (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is outside his garage. His phone rings.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Carl, it's Woozie, I've got some
                             information for ya.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   A helicopter takes off from the helipad where CJ is stood.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Wu Zi Mu (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Mountain Cloud Boys (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ enters Woozie's betting shop. Some punters are shouting at
                   the TV screens. CJ walks up to the counter.
    
                                       EMPLOYEE
                             We're closed! Pokgai!
    
                                       CJ
                             Easy, man, I'm here to see Woozie.
    
                                       EMPLOYEE
                             Oh. Upstairs.
    
                                       CJ
                             Stupid ass mother-fucker...
    
                   CJ is at the bottom of the stairs. Suzie steps in front of
                   him.
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm Johnson. I'm here to see
                             Woozie, I work with him.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Yes, right this way. You know of
                             the boss's curse?
    
                                       CJ
                             Curse? Nah.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             He's blind.
    
                                       CJ
                             Blind? But we was just racing cars
                             last week!
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Yes, I know. He is blessed with
                             unbelievable good fortune. And the
                             Triad that would do anything for
                             him. We call him our Lucky Mole.
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight. I'll keep that in mind.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Good.
    
                   CJ enters Woozie's upstairs room. Two girls that were with
                   Woozie leave.
    
                                       CJ
                             Woozie!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Hello, Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what's happening Woozie -
                             y'know, how you doin'?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Straight to the facts; I can't use
                             your help unless I'm open with you
                             about who I am and what I do. Let
                             me re-introduce myself... I am the
                             boss of the Mountain Cloud Boys.
    
                                       CJ
                             Nice to meet you.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Likewise. Why don't you sit down.
                             As Dai Dai Lo of the Triad, it is
                             my responsibility to see that
                             disputes are settled without...
                             damaging important business.
    
                                       CJ
                             Where I come in at?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             We shall see. I'm about to drop in
                             on a local Triad that failed to
                             show face at the last Tong
                             meeting. Come with me, and you'll
                             see how we Triads settle things
                             without recourse to... unnecessary
                             violence.
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight, I'll ride with you.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Woozie are walking down an alleyway towards a gate.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Ah, we're here! This way! Strange,
                             this gate is usually locked. Stick
                             close!
    
                   There are dead people laying around. Some cars are on fire.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh man, Woozie...
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             What's got you spooked?
    
                   Woozie stumbles into a dying man.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Oh, oh sorry, didn't see you lying
                             down there.
    
                                       CJ
                             He's dead. They all are.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             The Blood Feathers, wiped out?
    
                   A man opens a garage door which he is behind.
    
                                       MAN
                             Dai Dai Lo! Forgive me, I was too
                             scared to fight, so I hid.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Enough! What happened here?
    
                                       MAN
                             Vietnamese surprised us, cut us
                             all down. Shit, here they come
                             again!
    
                   Four Vietnamese men pull up in a car.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Woozie get in a car. More Vietnamese men turn up.
    
                                       CJ
                             We got more company!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Wu Zi Mu (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Ran Fa Li (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Woozie, Farlie and Guppy are upstairs in Woozie's betting
                   shop. CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Woozie, my man, what's going
                             down?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Hey CJ. Let me introduce you to
                             Shuk Foo Ran Fa Li. he heads the
                             Red Gecko Tong on the West Coast.
    
                                       CJ
                             How you doin'?
    
                                       FARLIE
                                 (grunts)
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Ah Ah Kung has sent word from
                             Kowloon; a Vietnamese crime
                             family, the Da Nang Boys, are
                             preparing to move to the United
                             States. This may explain the
                             cowardly attack on the Blood
                             Feather Triad.
    
                                       FARLIE
                                 (grunts)
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             There may be some trouble ahead.
    
                                       FARLIE
                                 (grunts)
    
                                       GUPPY
                             The Shuk Foo would like a package
                             retrieved. A courier has left it
                             in a drop at the airport. It is
                             most important to the matter at
                             hand.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, I can do that.
    
                                       FARLIE
                                 (grunts)
    
                                       GUPPY
                                 (to Woozie)
                             He is Triad? A Mountain Boy?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             No - a personal friend of mine.
                             And less likely to draw the
                             attention of the Da Nang Boys.
    
                                       FARLIE
                                 (grunts questioningly)
    
                                       GUPPY
                             OK.
    
                                       CJ
                             Thanks for your support.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in a car in the airport car park.
    
                   (On screen) It's an ambush, the Da Nang Boys are covering the
                   exits!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Wu Zi Mu (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Lure (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Woozie, Farlie and Guppy are upstairs in Woozie's betting
                   shop.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             As honoured as I am to share my
                             home with you,
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             we should lure these lizards out
                             into the baking sun!
    
                                       GUPPY
                             We were followed here. The Da Nang
                             Boys are watching this apartment.
                             As soon we leave, they will
                             attempt an assassination.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what's the big deal? Why
                             don't you cruise on out of here,
                             lead them to a place quiet and cap
                             their flat asses - no offence.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             None taken.
    
                                       GUPPY
                             We
                                 (including Farlie)
                             find you funny.
    
                                       CJ
                             Look, as long as they think Mr.
                             Farlie here is in the back,
                             they'll follow me wherever. After
                             a while, you can come out safely -
                             simple.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Heh-heh. Amazing.
    
                                       GUPPY
                             Your success will be rewarded, Mr.
                             Johnson.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Two motorbikes pull up alongside CJ, who is in a car.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is still in the car and is now outside a gas station in the
                   countryside. His phone rings.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey!
    
                                       GUPPY
                             Mr. Johnson, it's Guppy, are you
                             OK?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, it's nothing, they took the
                             bait like morons! Mr. Ran Fa Li
                             get out alright?
    
                                       GUPPY
                             Yes, Woozie has taken him to
                             safety, thank you.
    
                                       CJ
                             Cool. I'll see you later, man.
    
                   A biker pulls up alongside CJ.
    
                                       BIKER
                             It's decoy, back to Chinatown!
    
    
    
    Wu Zi Mu (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Amphibious Assault (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ and Woozie are upstairs in Woozie's betting shop.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hold on. You tryin' to tell me you
                             can't swim?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Seriously, when I'm in the deep
                             water, it panics me, plus, I'm
                             terrified of eels, and squid, and
                             seaweed, and...
    
                                       CJ
                             OK dude, see - I know you just
                             trying to make excuses now!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Look, CJ, I need someone from
                             outside the Triad who I can trust.
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight, so let me get this
                             straight. You want me to swim
                             around in dirty dock water,
                             dodging little brown jelly beans
                             and Vietnamese gangsters, to put a
                             bug on a boat in the harbour?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             You're so negative!
    
                                       CJ
                             Listen, man - when I was a kid,
                             swimming off the Santa Maria, I
                             once got a condom stuck to my
                             face.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                                 (laughs)
    
                                       CJ
                             Horror like that stays with you
                             for life, believe that.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                                 (laughs)
                             I have a confession to make...
                             I... I'm blind.
    
                                       CJ
                             No shit!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Yes, although I've trained my
                             other senses to a point where you
                             wouldn't notice my handicap, in
                             the water they'd be quite useless.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, Woozie, relax. Don't beat
                             yourself up about it. Look, I'll
                             do it. Uh, one last thing. you do
                             know that I'm black, right? And
                             not Chinese.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             I'm blind, Carl, not stupid.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is at the docks.
    
                   (On screen) The boat that you have to planet the bug on is
                   anchored out at sea.
    
                   (On screen) You will have to swim to it, however there are Da
                   Nang Boys patrolling the route.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in the water.
    
                   (On screen) The route ahead is blocked but there is an
                   underwater tunnel! You will have to dive and swim through it
                   to proceed.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is still in the water.
    
                   (On screen) The main route across the water is guarded by two
                   patrol boats. If they spot you, dive underwater to lose their
                   attention.
    
                   (On screen) Don't swim on the surface of the water or you will
                   be spotted.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Wu Zi Mu (BOSS)
    
    
    
    The Da Nang Thang (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is just entering the upstairs of Woozie's betting shop.
                   Woozie and Suzie are on their way out.
    
                                       CJ
                             Woozie, my man!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             CJ, you caught me on my way out.
    
                                       CJ
                             Business?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             This is the big one, this is the
                             one that is going to seal my place
                             in the Red Gecko Tong. But
                             something's come up, and I've got
                             to sort things out myself.
    
                   Woozie's phone rings.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Excuse me. Little Lion, what's the
                             news? Damn. Why today of all days?
                             OK, shit. Take Guppy and go check
                             it out.
    
                                       CJ
                             Trouble?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             The Da Nang Boys are arriving
                             today on a container ship. Little
                             Lion's gone to check it out - I
                             really gotta go too.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey man, look. Don't even trip.
                             I'm gonna handle this for you,
                             alright?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Thanks, my friend. Your help and
                             friendship has been invaluable to
                             me.
    
                                       CJ
                             Thanks man. Where the other guys?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Oh, they're getting a helicopter
                             to do a couple of fly-bys of the
                             ship. Look - If everything goes
                             well, I'll call you in a week or
                             so and invite you to my new spot.
    
                   Guppy is in a helicopter. CJ gets in.
    
                                       GUPPY
                             Hey CJ, what are you doing here?
    
                                       CJ
                             Just bumped into Woozie on his way
                             out. He filled me in. I thought
                             I'd roll with you.
    
                                       GUPPY
                             We ain't rollin', we're whirling!
                             Strap in and strap up!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The helicopter is falling towards the water.
    
                                       GUPPY
                             We're hit! We're going down! Brace
                             for impact!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in the water near the ship. Two Da Nang Boys are on the
                   ship.
    
                                       DA NANG BOY 1
                             Can you see any survivors?
    
                                       DA NANG BOY 2
                             No. Nobody's getting out of that
                             alive!
    
                   CJ jumps onto the ship.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is at a lower deck in the ship. There are three Da Nang
                   Boys and a container with refugees in it.
    
                                       DA NANG BOY 1
                                 (at the container)
                             Keep it down, do you want to bring
                             the Snakehead down here?
    
                                       DA NANG BOY 2
                             Not long until we're drinking cola
                             in the free West, eh!
                                 (to CJ)
                             Hey, who the fuck are you?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ releases four refugees from the container.
    
                                       REFUGEE 1
                             Please, the Snakehead tricked us,
                             we are prisoners. Please help us
                             escape!
    
                   The Snakehead is on screen.
    
                                       REFUGEE 1
                             The Snakehead is up on the
                             bridge...
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is on the bridge with the Snakehead. The Snakehead throws
                   CJ a sword.
    
                                       Snakehead
                             Enough! We settle this here!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The four refugees are in two dinghies, CJ is also in one.
    
                                       REFUGEE 1
                             Thank you for everything!
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Yay Ka-Boom-Boom (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is sat in his garage office. Cesar enters.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Carl! You're a fucking hero down
                             in LS, I just spoke to my cousin.
    
                                       CJ
                             Not wit' my people I ain't. Shit's
                             still fucked up. Man, I got homies
                             I used to run with that turn their
                             back on me, over this.
                                 (drugs)
    
                                       CESAR
                             Yeah, well, what are you going to
                             do, huh?
    
                                       CJ
                             Fucking Ryder man! That was my
                             homie. And I've killed him!
    
                                       CESAR
                             Fucking midget deserved it, eh.
                             Little asshole tried to bang your
                             sister, you know that?
    
                                       CJ
                             ...No... For real...? Shit. Maybe
                             you're right, then, man. But...
    
                                       CESAR
                             Cheer the fuck up. You're going
                             soft on me, man. You did something
                             good, eh?
    
                   Woozie and Suzie enter.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Yes you did. But this isn't over
                             yet.
    
                                       CJ
                             What you mean?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Well, your former friends have a
                             factory. And the way I see it, if
                             you take that out you will have
                             put them out of business for good.
    
                   CJ is outside his garage. His phone rings.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is inside a garage. A mechanic is under a car.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey man, is it ready?
    
                                       MECHANIC
                             She's all set. Get in.
    
                   The mechanic comes out from under the car.
    
                                       MECHANIC
                             She's packing enough to take out
                             that crack lab. I've wired in a
                             delay timer, to give you time to
                             get out.
    
                                       CJ
                             Cool. Good lookin'.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is outside the grounds of the crack lab. Three men are
                   inside the grounds. They are separated by a security gate and
                   a giant wall.
    
                                       MAN 1
                             It's a hit!
    
                                       MAN 2
                             Blast the moron, open the gate!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Three men are running towards CJ.
    
                   (On screen) Get out of the warehouse before the timer runs
                   out.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The rigged car blows up inside the crack lab.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ jumps out of the crack building grounds in a car.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Zeroing In (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ, Cesar, Jethro and Dwaine are playing cards in CJ's garage.
                   Zero is at the back of the garage.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Read 'em and weep, cabron.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, shit!
    
                   Kendl enters.
    
                                       KENDL
                             So this is it, huh, the great new
                             business venture that's supposed
                             to save all of our worthless
                             lives?
    
                                       CJ
                             Wanna get in?
    
                                       KENDL
                             Look, I thought this was supposed
                             to be our foot on the ladder. I
                             thought we were going to make this
                             place work?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, it might look like we're
                             playing cards, but we actually
                             planning.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Don't worry sweet baby, we're
                             about to go get our first project!
    
                                       ZERO
                             At last, it works!
    
                                       KENDL
                             What works?
    
                                       ZERO
                             Oh, just a simple bit of
                             electronic wizardry and
                             intellectual bombast that hacks
                             into the state of the art
                             satellite immobilization
                             technology on board our target
                             vehicle! Ahhh, me...
    
                                       CJ
                             I don't know what he just said,
                             but it's on!
    
                                       ZERO
                             Yes, it's on! Wait... what's on?
    
                   CJ and Zero are outside CJ's garage. CJ is in a car.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Here, this gadget is set up to
                             pick up on cell phone signals.
                             Each time she makes a call it will
                             give you the new location. You'll
                             have to stay close if you're going
                             to get an updated position though.
    
                   A woman is getting into a car.
    
                                       ZERO
                             OK?
    
                                       CJ
                             For sure. Good Lookin' Z.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) You can now modify street racing cars at this mod
                   shop in Ocean Flats. The cars you steal for the garage
                   business can be found in Wang Cars' showroom.
    
    
    
    Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Test Drive (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Jethro, Dwaine and Cesar are in CJ's garage. CJ enters.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Hey Carl, there's two cars on the
                             list, ese, and they're in the
                             showroom across town, let's go get
                             'em!
    
                                       CJ
                             I've always admired your direct
                             approach, hombre.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Cesar are outside the car showroom.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Here we go, holmes. The cars are
                             on the second floor.
    
                                       CJ
                             What? How we gonna get 'em down?
    
                   CJ and Cesar are on the second floor of the car showroom.
    
                                       SALESMAN
                             Can I help you two, eerr,
                             gentlemen?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, you can help us by going to
                             help some other mother-fucker.
    
                   CJ and Cesar take a car each.
    
                                       SALESMAN
                             Y- yeah, that sounds like a good
                             idea!
    
                   The salesman runs downstairs.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Alright, CJ, it's time to roll!
                             It's follow the leader, you better
                             keep up!
    
                   Cesar drives the car through the second floor window and onto
                   the road.
    
                                       CJ
                             Aw, you a maniac, ese!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Cesar park the cars in CJ's garage.
    
    
    
    Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Customs Fast Track (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Cesar is sat in a car in CJ's garage. CJ has got the hood up
                   checking something out.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah I got it, it's in the
                             manifold.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Shit, I just changed that seal!
                             Must have got a crimp in it, damn!
    
                   Kendl comes along.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Hey Ces, your boy is here. He
                             ain't my boy.
    
                   Cesar goes to check out who it is.
    
                                       KENDL
                                 (to CJ)
                             Hey, we're almost living a normal
                             life, huh. This is far from Grove
                             Street, right?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I know, but I just can't get
                             it out of the back of my mind.
                             Moms, Sweet, Smoke - I just can't
                             let that go.
    
                                       KENDL
                             I know. So what we going to do
                             about Sweet?
    
                                       CJ
                             It's a shitty situation but I've
                             got to let it play out a little
                             longer, OK?
    
                                       KENDL
                             OK, but be careful. We ain't
                             trying to lose you again.
    
                                       CJ
                             That's right, sis - good looking
                             out.
    
                   Cesar finishes talking to the man and comes over to Carl.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Hey, Carl, I gotta rap to you,
                             holmes. I know a guy who knows a
                             guy who handles freight containers
                             down on the docks. He saw one of
                             the containers was loading up cars
                             and one was a match for a car on a
                             customer's wish list. So, he
                             marked the container with a spray
                             can, but it might be too late, the
                             ship's loading and it moves out
                             tomorrow.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, let's go peep it out - see
                             what we can see.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in a crane. Cesar is on the ground.
    
                                       CJ
                             Cesar! None of these
                                 (containers)
                             is marked with spray paint!
    
                                       CESAR
                             We'll just have to try one at a
                             time, eh!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Cesar is next to an open container. CJ is still in the crane.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Not this one, CJ!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Cesar in next to another open container. CJ is still in the
                   crane.
    
                                       CESAR
                             No luck, CJ, try another!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Cesar drives out of a container in a car. CJ is still in the
                   crane.
    
                                       CESAR
                             OK, CJ, this is the one, good
                             work, holmes!
    
                   A car comes round the corner with three men in it.
    
                                       MAN 1
                             Hey! What the fuck do you think
                             you're doing?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Two men come running along to CJ and Cesar.
    
                                       MAN 1
                             Stay right there, you thieving
                             bastard!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Cesar drive into CJ's garage with the stolen car.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Hey, holmes, that was fun, we
                             should do that again!
    
                   (On screen) Car exports and imports have been unlocked. Check
                   the wanted board at the Easter Basin Docks for vehicles wanted
                   for exporting.
    
                   (On screen) Deliver wanted vehicles to the ship. Vehicles are
                   also imported on certain days.
    
    
    
    Cesar Vialpando (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Puncture Wounds (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Jethro and Dwaine are in CJ's garage. CJ is in his garage
                   office. Cesar pulls into the garage in his car.
    
                                       CJ
                                 Hey man, where you been?
    
                                       CESAR
                                 I tracked one of the cars on
                                 our shopping list, but the
                                 crazy bitch, she drives like
                                 the devil! I've been following
                                 her for hours, but she stops
                                 for nothing! You'd have to ram
                                 her off the road in order to
                                 get a chance to get her car
                                 and you know a wrecked car is
                                 no good to us! I swear she is
                                 playing with me!
    
                                       CJ
                                 Dude, calm down! If she's
                                 playing with you, then she
                                 probably won't get one-time
                                 involved until it turns ugly.
                                 We gotta find a way to stop
                                 her, or slow her down.
    
                                       CESAR
                                 Too bad we can't involve the
                                 police, 'cuz then they could
                                 pop her crazy bitch tyres and
                                 bang her crazy bitch ass in
                                 jail for being a danger to my
                                 sanity!
    
                                       CJ
                                 You know what, I think I've
                                 got an idea...
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Desert Missions (AREA)
    
    
    
    Mike Toreno (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Monster (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is outside Toreno's house. Toreno is nowhere to be seen.
    
                                       TORENO
                                 (disguised voice)
                             Carl, darling, welcome.
    
                                       CJ
                             Some fucking welcome, man. What
                             you know about my family.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Now first we need to see what
                             you're made of.
    
                                       CJ
                             What do I look like I'm made of?
                             Pudding?
    
                                       TORENO
                             No - anger, and hate. And that's
                             what I like about you. There's a
                             truck in the garage. Whadd'ya say
                             we take it for a spin.
    
                   CJ and a man are stood next to a monster truck.
    
                                       MAN
                             Here's the deal, this is all about
                             speed and commitment. you got a
                             GPS in the cab. Get to each set of
                             map coordinates as quick as you
                             can. Make it to all the
                             coordinates then get the truck
                             back here. Lose the truck and you
                             fail.
    
                                       CJ
                             First, what's a GPS? Second, fail
                             what? And third, who the fuck are
                             you?
    
                                       MAN
                             Sorry, need-to-know basis only!
                             Oh, one more thing, this baby's
                             got four-wheel steering instead of
                             a handbrake. Good luck! You need
                             to get a time better than 6:30.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) 5:12
                                 (in this case)
                   - Let's see how your time compares...
    
                   There is a table on screen with a heading of Monster. Under
                   that are the columns RANK, NAME and TIME. CJ's position is;
                   RANK: 3. NAME: CJ. TIME: 5:12.
                                 (in this case)
    
                                       MAN
                                 (from earlier)
                             Not bad at all, I'm semi-hard. The
                             boss will be in touch.
    
    
    
    Mike Toreno (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Highjack (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is walking towards Toreno's house. Toreno taps CJ on the
                   shoulder.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Hey, Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what the fuck, man! Hey,
                             Toreno, I told you my bad, man.
                             What the hell can I say? I screwed
                             you over.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Calm down, kid.
    
                                       CJ
                             Just go ahead and kill me then.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Calm down!
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, you ain't nothin' but a
                             fucking yayo dealer anyway,
                             Toreno.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Shut up and sit down! What, you
                             think I'm a drug dealer? You think
                             you're a crusader for good? Do you
                             have any idea what's going on? Any
                             idea whatsoever? Do you? DO YOU?
    
                                       CJ
                             No. I pay as little attention to
                             things as possible.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Do not be a fucking smart-ass with
                             me. I work for a government
                             agency. It is not important which
                             one. I will try not to confuse
                             you. Yes, when we last met, I was
                             involved in battling threats in
                             Latin America, BY ANY MEANS
                             NECCESSARY. That does not make me
                             a drug dealer. Now, the money that
                             we raised, the friends that we won
                             over, have helped us immeasurably
                             in our overseas interests.
    
                                       CJ
                             Government agency?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Kids like you. You expect heroes.
                             We're fighting a war out there.
                             I'll be a hero and I'll lose, and
                             what'll we have? Communism in
                             Ohio. People sharing. Nobody
                             buying stuff. That kind of
                             bullshit. So relax, and listen.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, alright, I'm listening.
    
                                       TORENO
                             I know what kind of a guy you are.
                             I need a guy like you. To do
                             things I can't get caught doing.
    
                                       CJ
                             Like what?
    
                                       TORENO
                             I need you to commandeer a
                             trucker. A rival agency, with a
                             confused social agenda. They got
                             things that we need. Now this is a
                             two-man job. You'll need a friend.
                             Use your sister's boyfriend, but
                             don't tell him a thing. Remember.
                             I'll be watching you.
    
                   Toreno leaves. CUT TO Cesar running towards Toreno's house
                   with CJ waiting.
    
                                       CESAR
                             I got here as fast as I could, CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, you sure did. How you know I
                             needed help?
    
                                       CESAR
                             Man, you losing it, holmes. You
                             phoned me a half an hour ago, man!
    
                                       CJ
                             I did? I mean, oh yeah, I did.
                             Sorry man, I got a whole lot on my
                             mind.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ ushers the stolen truck into his garage.
    
    
    
    Mike Toreno (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Interdiction (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Toreno is in his house on a radio.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Roger that, Big Monkey, I got a
                             13-6 fat vulture. Need to acquire
                             a drowning baby. Over.
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       TORENO
                             In 15 by the fat moon. Break your
                             heart. Over and out.
                                 (to CJ)
                             Carl. I need you to do me a
                             favour...
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I'll do you a proper injury,
                             man. What you knowin' about my
                             brother?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Relax. He's in prison up state, D
                             Wing. Cell 13. To the left I got a
                             child killer, who wants to rip his
                             throat out. To the right of him I
                             got a white supremacist, who wants
                             to eat his heart, to be precise.
                             Now don't worry. Tenpenny and
                             Pulaski are really relatively
                             benign. Unless of course you're a
                             family member of Officer
                             Pendelbury whom they shot when he
                             threatened to expose them. But you
                             do know all about that, right?
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn. Hey, man, how you know all
                             this stuff, man, and why don't you
                             stop it?
    
                                       TORENO
                             You just don't understand, do you,
                             kid. It's all white knights and
                             heroes. We have to make decisions,
                             kid. You know, I try to set bad
                             people on other bad people. And
                             sometimes, I let good guys die.
                             He's your brother, but to me, he's
                             just collateral. It's a very
                             delicate decision. Over here, you
                             got all the scumbags inside the
                             country, and over here, you got
                             all the scumbags outside the
                             country. And me and my colleagues.
                             We're the fucking pivot. Keep the
                             government in work. Which reminds
                             me... I need you to head over HERE
                             in the buggy outside.
    
                   Toreno points to a map.
    
                                       TORENO
                             OK, OK, let off a flare. We got
                             some precious cargo needs
                             collecting.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, hold up. What about my
                             brother? And all that shit you was
                             talking about?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Don't worry, Sweet's just fine. He
                             gets touched, a prison guard goes
                             home and finds that his wife and
                             kids have been murdered.
                             Everything's under control. We'll
                             talk later. Now, come on, get
                             outta here.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is outside a house in the desert.
    
                                       TORENO
                                 (through a speaker)
                             Jesus, what took you?
    
                                       CJ
                             Toreno! Where you at?!
    
                                       TORENO
                             Miles away. No time for niceties,
                             kid. Choose a vehicle, grab the
                             equipment I've provided, get to
                             that drop zone, and wait for that
                             package.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ lights a flare at the drop zone.
    
                                       TORENO
                                 (through a speaker)
                             That's our cargo arriving now!
    
                                       CJ
                             Jesus! Will you stop doing that?
    
                   A helicopter is flying towards the drop zone.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Hold up. Shit, pilot says he's got
                             trouble, two agency choppers
                             coming in on an intercept. Can you
                             see them?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Shoot 'em down. Protect the cargo
                             at all costs!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The helicopter drops the cargo.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is outside a hut.
    
                                       TORENO
                                 (through a speaker)
                             OK, get the package back to Las
                             Brujas.
    
                                       CJ
                             Where are you? You givin' me the
                             heebie jeebies, man!
    
                                       TORENO
                             Carl, I will ALWAYS be watching...
                             or listening... or both.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Mike Toreno (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Verdant Meadows (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Toreno is sat in his house reading a book. CJ enters.
    
                                       TORENO
                             It's amazing!
    
                                       CJ
                             What's up now, Toreno?
    
                                       TORENO
                             This history. It's all lies. It
                             says Hitler killed himself and
                             that we nuked Japan. And people
                             believe this shit. Jesus. Well, if
                             it makes them sleep better at
                             night, I guess.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey man, what did you want? Is you
                             gonna free my brother?
    
                                       TORENO
                             No. Not now. And here's a little
                             newsflash - I said that to get you
                             to do something for me.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, you real fucked up.
    
                                       TORENO
                             But the shocker is, we are gonna
                             look after him. Because I need him
                             alive as much as you do.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, thanks.
    
                                       TORENO
                             You know, after what you've done
                             for me, it's like you're a pro
                             now. I got double agents in Panama
                             who want to put a price on your
                             head. A Russian spy - a little,
                             fat, Boris looking guy - he's
                             asking for clearance to
                             interrogate you, Russian style.
                             Callipers on the genitals. Feels
                             good, you'd like it.
    
                                       CJ
                             That ain't nothing cool, man! Just
                             leave me alone. You're bad news!
    
                                       TORENO
                             Don't worry about it. The Russians
                             got bigger things to worry about
                             than your genitals, believe me.
                             The whole country went to shit. We
                             tried hard to put a lid on it, but
                             that idiot Gorbachev, with the
                             little strawberry on his forehead,
                             he gave away the crown jewels.
                             Still, they got their, you know,
                             boy in the White House. That was
                             nice...
    
                                       CJ
                             So? What you want me to do?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Listen, I need you to buy some
                             property, OK. Shouldn't cost that
                             much. You offer them a dollar. If
                             they give you a hard time, kill
                             them. I'm going to need you to
                             start doing some real wet work
                             here for me soon, OK? Enough of
                             this little girl bullshit. Now get
                             out of here.
    
    
    
                   Between missions.
    
    
    
                   CJ is at the airfield. His phone rings.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Hey, Carl! So what do you think of
                             our new base of operations?
    
                                       CJ
                             It's missing something. Maybe a
                             tennis court and a pool would help
                             motivate me better.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Very nice, Carl, very cute. Now
                             listen, you're going to have to
                             learn how to fly.
    
                                       CJ
                             No I ain't.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Yes, actually, you are. I've set
                             out a series of tests for you. You
                             can access them on that TV. You're
                             going to have to prove to me you
                             can fly if you're going to
                             continue working towards your
                             brother's freedom.
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit. Whatever, man...
    
                                       TORENO
                             Very nice.
    
    
    
    Mike Toreno (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Learning To Fly (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   No cut-scenes.
    
    
    
    Mike Toreno (BOSS)
    
    
    
    N.O.E. (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is at the airfield. Toreno sneaks up behind CJ and grabs
                   him.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Got you again, Carl. You're half
                             asleep. I could have killed you in
                             9 different ways. Wake up and
                             smell the coffee.
    
                                       CJ
                             You need to lay off the coffee.
    
                                       TORENO
                             We got a problem. I got some guys
                             out in the field need some
                             equipment. If they don't get it,
                             they'll be dead by nightfall.
    
                                       CJ
                             Then take it to them.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Me take it to them?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, why not?
    
                                       TORENO
                             I got five guys watching me all
                             the time. Two in that hill. One
                             over there and two by satellite.
                             If I go my guys and I will be
                             dead. I don't have a death wish.
                             I'm a man of peace, son.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, clearly.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Take the plane. You're not ready
                             yet so stay low under the radar.
                             Questions?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, just one thing...
    
                                       TORENO
                             Get to it.
    
                                       CJ
                             Wait. Hey. Listen! Listen to me
                             for once. Why won't these guys
                             come after me?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Oh, they can't because they're all
                             posted on me. One DEA. One FBI. A
                             Russian, a Cuban double agent and
                             my paymasters. Cheques and
                             balances. Nobody is watching
                             anybody watching nobody. You know
                             what I mean? Go.
    
                                       CJ
                             Whatever, man.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Mike Toreno (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Stowaway (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is at the airfield. Three cars and a plane come onto the
                   airstrip.
    
                                       CJ
                             Ah, what's Toreno up to? I'm
                             feeling a little exposed here!
    
                   CJ hides behind some crates. The agents are patrolling the
                   airstrip. Toreno sneaks up behind CJ, also hiding behind the
                   crates.
    
                                       TORENO
                             What's your take on this?
    
                                       CJ
                                 (startled at the sudden
                                  appearance of Toreno)
                             Damn!
                                 (normal)
                             I thought they was your people.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Listen, Carl. We've got a problem.
                             Some traitors from another
                             department think they can help the
                             'overseas situation' by financing
                             militaristic dictators in exchange
                             for arms contacts.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, ain't that exactly what you
                             do?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Well, kind of, but we get to pick
                             our dictators. Degenerates that we
                             can control. We try to stay the
                             hell away from these guys with
                             principles, because that just -
                             muddies the waters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, OK.
    
                                       TORENO
                             OK, so, of course these idiots
                             have stolen a consignment of land
                             mines and they plan to offload
                             them in the Middle East, and
                             cause a little ruckus...
                                 (rambling)
                             And everybody goes crazy and has a
                             lot of problems...
                                 (normal)
                             Carl, do you like maiming people?
                             Just curious...
    
                                       CJ
                             Maiming? Some people, shit...
    
                                       TORENO
                             Anyway, the point is - you and me,
                             Carl, we're the same. Now yeah,
                             it's a dirty job, but somebody's
                             got to do it. But if you screw
                             this up, it cause a tinder box
                             situation all over Latin America
                             and the Middle East. Now look, I
                             spoke to the big man. You've got
                             clearance to eliminate these
                             fuckers. How's that?
    
                                       CJ
                             Huh, man, kill Government agents?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Kill, schmill. Come on... don't
                             look at it that way, will you?
                             Think of it as pest control. It
                             works for me. All right, come on,
                             I can't stay here now. I'm too
                             hip, I gotta go. OK? I'm outta
                             here.
    
                   (On screen) Toreno needs you to plant a bomb in the plane.
                   Stealth is out of the question so you'll need to move fast.
    
                   (On screen) Use this bike to get up the plane's ramp and plant
                   the bomb inside.
    
                   (On screen) Drive the bike up the plane's ramp before it takes
                   off.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The plane takes off.
    
                   (On screen) You're trapped on the plane.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ jumps off the plane as it explodes.
    
    
    
    The Truth (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Black Project (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is at the airfield. The Truth is on top of an old piece of
                   plane.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Hail fellow, well met. Amaste.
                             Peace. Carl, brother.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Truth, where you at?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Just checking that you were no
                             longer on 'government business'.
                             Where is he?
    
                                       CJ
                             How the fuck would I know, man?
                             He's like the devil. Hey, man, you
                             OK?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Everything is transient.
    
                   The Truth jumps down from the old piece of plane.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Oof. Oh, man. Uh. I'm passing
                             through life, same as every man.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Do you have any idea what you're
                             doing for Toreno?
    
                                       CJ
                             No. I seem to be on a need-to-know
                             basis.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Oh, no, man. Two lies don't cancel
                             each other out. You know that. We
                             pay them to lie to us. Is that
                             what our founding fathers wanted?
                             No more, friend. No more. We're
                             not alone.
    
                                       CJ
                             Get off me, man, what's going on?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Everything is going on! Don't you
                             get it? There's a place. Not even
                             on the map. A train is about to
                             leave. It can explain better than
                             I ever can. Boy, this is going to
                             blow your fucking mind! We got
                             work to do. You better drive. I'll
                             explain. Elegance does not even
                             touch it.
    
                   CJ and The Truth are in the Mothership outside Area 69.
    
                                       CJ
                             Do we have a plan here?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Go, go, go!
    
                   CJ gets out of the Mothership.
    
                                       CJ
                             HEY! Hold up, dude!
    
                   The Truth drives away.
    
                   (On screen) The Truth wants you to gain entry to the Area 69
                   research lab and bring back to him the Black Project that is
                   being developed inside.
    
                   (On screen) The easiest way into the Area 69 bunker complex is
                   through the blast doors. To open these go to the control
                   tower.
    
                   (On screen) There are searchlights sweeping the area. Observe
                   their routine and plan your route around them. If you stay in
                   a searchlight for too long or shoot more than 2 out you will
                   be spotted. The blast doors will go on lockdown, and an
                   alternative route inside will then have to be found.
    
                   (On screen) There are also several military personnel
                   patrolling the area. Use the thermal goggles that The Truth
                   gave you to help you see them in the dark.
    
                   (On screen) You can use stealth to avoid patrols or climb to
                   the top of a control tower and use your sniper rifle to take
                   them out.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Make your way through Area 69 to the research lab
                   which will give you access to the black project.
    
                   (On screen) There are several military personnel on patrol
                   throughout the installation.
    
                   (On screen) The control room will allow you to deactivate some
                   of area 69's exterior defences, which will aid your escape.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is wearing a jet pack.
    
                   (On screen) You've found what The Truth wanted. You must
                   escape by using the Jet pack to fly out of the launch bay
                   directly above you.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The Truth is in the Mothership on top of a canyon. CJ is stood
                   near the Mothership.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Carl, dude, man!
    
                                       CJ
                             Here you go, better stash it
                             someplace fast!
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Far out, have a nice trip, dude!
    
                   The Truth drives away.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, wait a... Was it too much to
                             get a lift into town?
    
    
    
    The Truth (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Green Goo (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is at the airfield.
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn. Where is this fool?
    
                   The Truth enters on the jet pack narrowly missing CJ who had
                   to get out of the way.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Woooah! Shit. Oh! Damn! Ow!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, look out!
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             THE NEW AGE BEGINS HERE!
    
                                       CJ
                             Say what?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Not all fantastic things are lies,
                             Carl! Today, we'll know
                             EVERYTHING.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, I can hardly wait. I hear
                             knowledge is truly sacred in this
                             part of the world.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Man, I've tried, but I can't fly
                             for shit. You better do it. Land
                             on the train, kill the guards, get
                             in and steal the stuff.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, yeah. What stuff?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             I don't know yet!
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh. You don't know yet! I was
                             starting to think you was a
                             lunatic. What do you mean, you
                             don't know yet?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             You'll be stealing the answer!
                             Look, fly the jet pack. Land on
                             the train. And steal whatever they
                             least want us to get. Shhh.
                             Listen. They're coming. We better
                             go. Peace on earth, dude.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is walking towards The Truth at the airfield, carrying the
                   green goo.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             You got it, man?
    
                                       CJ
                             I got something.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Let me see! Oooh... Everything is
                             different now.
    
                                       CJ
                             What is it?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Everything. They will call this
                             'year zero'. I'll be in touch!
    
                                       CJ
                             Wait! What is... Yeah, see you
                             around.
    
    
    
    Las Venturas Missions (AREA)
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Fender Ketchup (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Woozie is in the casino talking on the phone. A worker is
                   fixing a slot machine.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                                 (on the phone)
                             Idiot! Do you realize how much
                             those machines cost? We're
                             supposed to be opening in -
                                 (to the worker)
                             What the fuck was that?
                                 (on the phone)
                             Hello? HELLO?
                                 (to the worker}
                             What the fuck is wrong with you
                             people?
    
                   Suzie and CJ enter.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Boss, CJ's here.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Carl, glad you could make it.
    
                                       CJ
                             So this is what you've been doing.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Yeah, it's been a complete
                             nightmare. You want a stomach
                             ulcer, try opening a Triad casino
                             in a Mafia-run town!
    
                                       CJ
                             The mob trying to squeeze you?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Yeah - the corporations are moving
                             in and everybody's feeling the
                             squeeze. I've had slot machines
                             busted up, workmen being scared
                             off...
    
                                       CJ
                             So who's behind this?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Well, there are these three mob
                             families operating here, and each
                             of them has a stake in Caligula's
                             Casino and some whacked-out
                             lawyer's running it for them. It
                             could be any one of them, or all
                             of 'em.
    
                                       CJ
                             Can't you just give them a little
                             something?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             No. In addition to the usual
                             authorities that need bribing,
                             each one would want a slice and
                             I'm not about to hand over all our
                             profits to some wiseguy Italians!
    
                                       CJ
                             Our profit?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             That's right, you heard me. I want
                             to offer you a share in our
                             casino, in exchange for some help
                             setting it up. How does that
                             sound, partner?
    
                                       CJ
                             Sounds like we got a deal then!
    
                   One of Woozie's assistants enter.
    
                                       ASSISTANT
                             Boss! The boys found some thugs
                             trying to smash one of the
                             deliveries. We caught one of them!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                                 Get rid of him.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (to Woozie's assistant)
                             Hey, wait - hold up, hold up, come
                             here. Whoever's behind this - we
                             need to let them know that they're
                             dealing with fully-fledged
                             psychos. Tie him to the front of
                             the car, let him sweat it out a
                             little and I'll be out there in a
                             little while.
                                 (to Woozie)
                             See if we can make this guy
                             squeal.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             That's my Carl!
    
                   CJ enters the casino's garage. Johnny is tied to the front of
                   a car.
    
                                       JOHNNY
                             Hey, hey, who the fuck - who are
                             you? Untie me, huh?
    
                                       CJ
                             You know what? I think we're gonna
                             take a little drive.
    
                                       JOHNNY
                             What are you, fucking stupid? I'm
                             not joking here - untie me,
                             mother-fucker.
    
                   CJ gets in the car.
    
                                       CJ
                             No, I think I'm gonna leave you
                             right where you are.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Explosive Situation (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Woozie is in the casino playing golf. Suzie is holding the cup
                   that Woozie is aiming for. Woozie misses the cup but Suzie
                   moves the cup to where the golf ball is going. CJ is also in
                   the casino.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Ha ha ha! The glorious sound of a
                             hole in one!
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Great shot, boss!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Thanks.
    
                                       CJ
                             Not bad, Woozie.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             So the Sindacco Family was behind
                             the attempts to sabotage our
                             venture. I wonder why it's only
                             them and not the others?
    
                                       CJ
                             Probably ain't just them. Rule of
                             the streets; don't snitch. What we
                             need... is to hit the Mafia
                             casino. Yeah, go jack the place.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Hey, hitting a casino isn't like
                             gangbanging - it's a whole
                             different league!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, you're right, it'll take
                             some planning, but I'm down. Shit,
                             I always wanted to pull a heist.
    
                   CJ takes a shot with the golf club. The ball is heading
                   towards the cup but Suzie rolls the cup out of the way.
    
                                       CJ
                             What the -?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Bad luck. Listen, you're gonna
                             need a crew and some special
                             equipment.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, it'll take some explosives.
                             Always got to blow up shit to pull
                             a heist.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             You know what? There's an open
                             cast mine South West of the city
                             limits. They must have explosives.
    
                                       CJ
                             I'll go peep it out.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Enter the Quarry and steal the dynamite.
    
                   (On screen) The dynamite is rigged to blow!
    
                   (On screen) Get it before the workers destroy it.
    
                   (On screen) You'll need something heavy to smash those crates.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Security is blocking the exit.
    
                   (On screen) Use the dirt bike and find another way out!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ hands over the dynamite to one of Woozie's assistants.
    
                                       CJ
                             Delivery for Woozie. Hey, you be
                             careful with that...
    
    
    
    Heist Missions (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Architectural Espionage (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Woozie is in a room in the casino. CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Woozie?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Oh, Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             You could at least turn the lights
                             on.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Oh, I thought I had. This window
                             here must let some light in.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, this is perfect right here.
                             This is where we're going to plan
                             the heist at.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Anyone else coming?
    
                                       CJ
                             No.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Couldn't we have done this in my
                             office?
    
                                       CJ
                             You gotta have a secret place to
                             plan shit like this, that's just
                             how it's done!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             OK, OK, I see where you're coming
                             from. So, what do we do?
    
                                       CJ
                             I guess we got to make a plan.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Speaking of plans, do you have the
                             layout to Caligula's Casino?
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit. No. I guess I gotta go get
                             one.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Meeting adjourned?
    
                                       CJ
                             Meeting adjourned.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) You can't photo the casino blueprints with the
                   guard around! You need to divert his attention.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The fire alarm in the Planning Department is going off.
    
                                       GUARD
                             Everybody out, this is not a
                             drill!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   A man is in the Planning Department with two policemen.
    
                                       MAN
                             Where are those damn firemen?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   One of Woozie's assistants is driving out of the casino's
                   garage. CJ hands the assistant the camera's film.
    
                                       CJ
                             Get this film developed for
                             Woozie.
    
                                       ASSISTANT
                             You got it, CJ! Good work!
    
    
    
    Heist Missions (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Key To Her Heart (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ and Woozie are in the planning room in the casino. CJ has
                   the layout for Caligula's Casino on a board.
    
                                       CJ
                             Now I know you're blind, man - but
                             you gotta see this.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Very clever. So what's the
                             prognosis? Is this just going to
                             be extremely difficult, or next-
                             to-impossible?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hear me out on this, homie.
                             Alright, the cash room is on the
                             bottom level. There's a bunch of
                             rooms and a tunnel under the whole
                             building with access to the casino
                             floors at either end of the
                             complex. Alright? Now, security
                             consists of CCTV, a key code
                             access and, in places, a swipe
                             card.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Hey, are you pointing
                                 (at the layout for
                                  Caligula's Casino)
                             again?
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, my bad - habit.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Ah, don't worry; it's good
                             practice for when we finally get a
                             crew in on this.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I know.
    
                   Suzie enters carrying a box.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Hey boss, this arrived for CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, hey hey hey! Damn, man - now
                             he's seen the plans!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Well, then we've got our first
                             recruit. Come on in and shut the
                             door.
    
                   CJ opens the box that arrived for him.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, cool. This is a security
                             card reader that Zero's sent over.
                             Now all we need to do is get one
                             of those cards...
    
                   CUT TO CJ outside the casino.
    
                                       CJ
                             Luckily, there's always one
                             guaranteed weak link in any
                             security set up. The human heart.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Millie exits Caligula's Casino. There is a man outside.
    
                   (On screen) The croupier has a keycard and knows the code,
                   follow her.
    
                                       MILLIE
                             Another shift over! See you
                             tomorrow!
    
                   (On screen) If you get too close you'll spook her, but if she
                   gets too far ahead you'll lose her.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Millie enters a sex shop.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Millie is getting changed inside a cubicle in the sex shop. An
                   assistant is waiting outside.
    
                                       MILLIE
                             Wow, it's nice and tight!
    
                                       ASSISTANT
                             I'm sure you'll squeeze in just
                             fine! Let's have a look.
    
                   Millie comes out dressed in bondage gear.
    
                                       MILLIE
                             Perfect!
    
                   Millie's phone rings.
    
                                       MILLIE
                             Oh hi, Benny... Yes, master, I'm
                             just trying it on. You got yours?
                             Cool, I'll see you at my house in
                             a short while.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ comes out of the sex shop's cubicle dressed in a gimp suit.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) The Croupier has left the shop. Follow her but
                   remember not to get too close.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Millie enters her house.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Millie is inside her house. CJ is outside of it.
    
                                       MILLIE
                             The door's open, Master!
    
                   CJ has now joined Millie inside her house. Millie thinks CJ is
                   Benny.
    
                                       MILLIE
                             Come on in, I'm ready for you!
    
                                       CJ
                             You've been a naughty girl!
    
                                       MILLIE
                             Oh I know! I know!
    
                                       CJ
                             Spit it out, filthy worm!
    
                                       MILLIE
                             You'll never break me!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, if you good, I'll punish you
                             more.
    
                                       MILLIE
                             Oh Benny, you minx!
    
                   The camera is focused on the outside of Millie's house. CJ and
                   Millie are having sex inside. Millie is moaning with pleasure
                   while CJ is complaining about how sickening her sex acts are.
    
    
    
    Heist Missions (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Dam And Blast (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ, Woozie, Suzie, Zero, one of Woozie's assistants, the
                   occupant of the room and two other men are in the planning
                   room.
    
                                       CJ
                             It seems impossible to keep a
                             secret around here! I would have
                             thought the size of the room would
                             keep the numbers down.
    
                                       MAN 1
                             Hey, speak up, we can't hear you
                             back here!
    
                                       CJ
                             I appreciate your input, but
                             please, fuck off.
    
                                       MAN 1
                             What did he say?
    
                                       MAN 2
                             He said fuck off.
                                 (murmurs)
    
                   Man 1 and man 2 leave.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (to the occupant)
                             Hey, what are you still doing
                             here?
    
                                       OCCUPANT
                             I live here.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, OK, you can stay.
    
                                       OCCUPANT
                             Great.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Hey, where's the coffee and
                             doughnuts?
    
                   CJ purposely ignores Suzie.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, look, I'm going to go shut off
                             the city's power source. Woozie,
                             look after these fools for me.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             OK, now, the important thing to
                             remember with a plan like this, is
                             that... nothing can go wrong.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ parachutes out of a plane. The plane crashes after CJ has
                   jumped out.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Make your way to the end of the dam quay.
    
                   (On screen) Avoid getting spotted by the guards patrolling in
                   the area
    
                   (On screen) There's a knife stashed near one of the containers
                   which you may find useful.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) This is all about stealth, if you get spotted or
                   make too much noise the whole building will be alerted.
    
                   (On screen) When close to a generator press triangle to plant
                   the charges. You need one on each generator.
    
                                       GUARD 1
                                 (on a phone)
                             Any sign of him yet?
    
                                       GUARD 2
                                 (on the other end of the
                                  phone)
                             Not yet, but we've locked the quay
                             entrance and the cops are on the
                             way.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is on top of one of the dam's towers.
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit, they must have took a wrong
                             turn someplace! What the f... - aw
                             shit, somebody done locked the
                             hatch!
    
                                       GUARD
                                 (from under the hatch)
                             We've got him trapped, there's no
                             way off that ledge!
    
                   Police surround the dam. CJ dives off the dam tower and into
                   the water.
    
    
    
    Heist Missions (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Cop Wheels (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ, Woozie, Suzie, one of Woozie's assistants, Zero and the
                   occupant of the room are in the planning room in the casino.
                   CJ is standing in front of the layout of Caligula's Casino.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, here's the plan. It's all
                             about the art of deception. While
                             I get as much heat on me as
                             possible, y'all get away with the
                             green.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Question: how does the Mafia
                             normally move cash out of
                             Caligula's?
    
                                       CJ
                             Bingo! Stripes for Mr. Zero here.
    
                                       OCCUPANT
                             Ha hey! Good job, you little ass
                             kisser!
    
                   The occupant pats Zero on the back.
    
                                       ZERO
                                 (moans in pain)
    
                                       CJ
                             So, we're going to steal ourselves
                             an armoured car and re-spray it so
                             it looks like one of their regular
                             trucks.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             What about the police escorts?
                             Whenever they move cash around
                             they use police motorcycles as
                             outriders.
    
                                       CJ
                             Exactly what I was thinking.
                             C'mon, come with me, and we're
                             gonna go get some cop wheels...
    
                   CUT TO CJ and Suzie outside the casino.
    
                                       CJ
                             You get the Packer, hit the Julius
                             Thruway and keep moving.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ jumps off the Packer which has four police motorbikes on
                   it. Suzie and an assistant are in the front of the Packer.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, that should do us. Take care
                             of those bikes. Now get out of
                             here!
    
    
    
    Heist Missions (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Up, Up And Away! (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   The usual six men that are planning the heist are in the
                   planning room in the casino. CJ is at the front giving out
                   instructions.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, we got the bikes. And Woozie's
                             taken care of the uniforms. Now,
                             we just gotta get an armoured van
                             and re-spray it with the
                             Caligula's Casino logo.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Why don't we steal one while it's
                             on its rounds? That way we can
                             make some money too.
    
                                       CJ
                             No, I don't want to get the crew
                             caught up in some street level
                             jacking - it could get ugly.
    
                                       ZERO
                             I... I have an idea? Um... Have
                             you ever seen those helicopters
                             they use to lift heavy loads?
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Yeah, they call 'em 'sky cranes'.
                             We could lift the whole truck and
                             take them to someplace safe.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Then we need to steal a sky crane.
                             Unfortunately I'm not a pilot.
    
                                       ZERO
                             No, me neither.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Hey, don't look at me.
    
                                       ASSISTANT
                             Or me.
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit. I'll fly it, then. We can
                             re-spray it at the airstrip.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Yeah, Carl. It'll be just like
                             fighting Berkley, only bigger!
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, thanks for that.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ gets out of the sky crane at the airfield. Suzie comes
                   along.
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Heeey, CJ, you never cease to
                             amaze me!
    
                                       CJ
                             Heh heh, good lookin', where's
                             Woozie?
    
                                       SUZIE
                             I don't know. He insisted on
                             driving here himself. He could be
                             anywhere.
    
                                       CJ
                             Ha ha, yeah I guess. Alright,
                             dude, I'm outta here. I'll see
                             y'all later.
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    You've Had Your Chips (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ and Woozie are playing cards in the casino.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Hit me!
    
                                       CJ
                             Are you sure, man?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Yeah, I'm going for a five card
                             hand! Come on...
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, here. I'm gonna stick. What
                             you got?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             How would I know? You tell me.
    
                                       CJ
                             Not good, man. You got, eerr,
                             forty-seven.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Damn. You're bad luck for me. You
                             know, when I play the other guys I
                             always win!
    
                   One of Woozie's assistants enter.
    
                                       ASSISTANT
                             Boss, take a look at these two
                             chips!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             One's a fake.
    
                                       CJ
                             That's amazing. You didn't even
                             touch them.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             No. I just took a guess. Why else
                             would he come in with two chips
                             and sound so worried? You take a
                             look.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh yeah. The dragon on this got
                             the sunglasses and a white stick.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Insolent bastards!
    
                                       ASSISTANT
                             I'll make sure the cashiers are
                             extra vigilant.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             It's obvious where these chips are
                             coming from! The Sindacco Family
                             owns a plastic factory across
                             town. I'm gonna blow it to shit!
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, look, don't trip. I got you
                             on this.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Two men are in the plastic factory. CJ enters.
    
                                       MAN 1
                             Hey, who's this prick?
    
                                       MAN 2
                             Somebody take care of this joker!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is outside the casino's garage. Two of Woozie's assistants
                   drive out of it.
    
                                       ASSISTANT 1
                             Hey, Carl, how'd it go?
    
                                       CJ
                             Tell Woozie, we'll be getting no
                             more trouble with counterfeit
                             chips.
    
    
    
    The Truth (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Don Peyote (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is outside the casino. His phone rings.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hello.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Who am I speaking to?
    
                                       CJ
                             It's CJ. Hey, Truth, is that you?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             Might be. Might be a government
                             algorithm trying to pick your
                             brains, so don't admit anything!
    
                                       CJ
                             Whatever, man. Whassup?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             I need a favour, Carl, thought I
                             could cash in some karma chips.
    
                                       CJ
                             Your credit good.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             I took some fellow travellers deep
                             into the desert on a peyote safari
                             a few nights back. We faced the
                             inner light and communed with the
                             lizard king.
    
                                       CJ
                             Sounds fun. How did it go?
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             That's the problem, I don't know.
                             I'm in Los Santos. I woke up in a
                             Japanese bathhouse about an hour
                             ago. I have no idea how I got here
                             or where the others are.
    
                                       CJ
                             They're probably fine.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             I don't think so. They were Brits
                             - a band and their managers. They
                             have no experience about the
                             desert.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, where'd you make camp? I can
                             go have a look.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             I took 'em up Arco del Oeste -
                             fantastic sunsets. Best start
                             looking for them up there.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in the desert. Maccer and Paul are laid out on the
                   ground somewhere.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hello? Hey, anybody out here?
                             Truth sent me!
    
                                       MACCER
                             EH! Over 'ere!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, you all right?
    
                                       MACCER
                             'Kin' 'ell, I'm fucking hanging.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Stone me bloody crows. Where am I?
    
                                       MACCER
                             I dunno, mate. I was having a
                             dream; I was wanking over some fat
                             bird's tits when this twat turned
                             up.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Maccer, you fucking psycho! You
                             did it again, didn't you!
    
                                       MACCER
                             That peyote was shite, you were
                             lucky I brought some tabs along!
    
                                       PAUL
                             I've told you a million times not
                             to put stuff in my fucking drink!
    
                                       MACCER
                             Oh, piss off, kidder!
    
                                       PAUL
                             Who are you again?
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, I'm a friend of The Truth's.
                             He said you guys might need a ride
                             into town or something.
    
                                       MACCER
                             But I'm a fucking raspberry!
    
                                       PAUL
                             You're not a fucking raspberry!
    
                                       MACCER
                             I can't feel me legs, our P. I've
                             wanked the use out of them!
    
                                       PAUL
                             Just stand up, you soppy cunt. We
                             go through this every weekend.
    
                   Maccer tries to stand up.
    
                                       MACCER
                             Ah! Ooh!
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, what the hell was y'all doing
                             last night?
    
                                       MACCER
                             Anybody got a rag?
    
                   Paul hands Maccer a rag. CJ turns away and sighs disgustedly.
    
                                       CJ
                             So, where am I taking y'all?
    
                                       PAUL
                             I've got a pal, Rosie. He's got
                             some casino gig going down in
                             Venturas. Sweet.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright.
    
                   Maccer goes to hand Paul the rag back.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Fuck off, string.
    
                                       MACCER
                             Oh, charming.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, ladies, let's go.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Come on. Fucking Northerners...
    
                                       MACCER
                             Well it felt like I couldn't feel
                             them, honest!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, Maccer and Paul are walking towards the Snake Farm. There
                   are two hillbillies standing outside the Snake Farm.
    
                                       CJ
                             Here we are, look familiar?
    
                                       MACCER
                             Looks just like Salford to me...
    
                                       PAUL
                             What are you talking about?
    
                                       HILLBILLY 1
                             Take a gander at 'em fellas, is
                             that 'em?
    
                                       HILLBILLY 2
                             That there city boy has gone and
                             been with my prize hog! Now I
                             don't even get no sugar from her!
    
                   Two more hillbillies come around the corner. A man and a
                   woman.
    
                                       HILLBILLY 3
                             And that one done screwed my sis!
                             I've had a terr'ble aching in my
                             grinds ever since!
    
                                       HILLBILLY WOMAN
                             I'm gonna slap you silly for
                             giving me and my fella the red
                             bumpies!
    
                                       HILLBILLY 1
                             What'n tarnation? I'm a fixing to
                             give ya a whoopin' for what you
                             gone and done to my young 'uns!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   If the hillbillies follow CJ, Maccer and Paul to Caligula's
                   Casino, then CJ, Maccer and Paul, along with the hillbillies
                   in their vehicle, pull up outside Caligula's casino.
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit, here comes them snake
                             farmers! Alright, I've had enough!
                             Let's finish this!
    
                   The hillbillies aproach CJ, Maccer and Paul.
    
                                       MACCER
                             Oh, I'm gonna grab some big tits,
                             man!
                                       PAUL
                             Oh, bollocks. In for a penny, in
                             for a pound.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, Maccer and Paul are walking towards Caligula's Casino.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Come on then, let's go in and see
                             Rosie.
    
                   Rosie is in his room inside Caligula's Casino. There is a
                   knock at the door. Rosie's assistant opens the door to CJ,
                   Maccer and Paul.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Kent Paul, here to see Rosie.
    
                                       ASSISTANT
                             Hey boss, there's somebody here to
                             see you.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Oh, go away, I have a migraine.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Oi, Rosie, son, it's me, Paulo!
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Oh, God. My despair is complete.
                             OK, let him in.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Rosiiieee! How are you, me old
                             son?
    
                                       ROSIE
                             I pray that one day I can escape
                             my perpetual torment and retire in
                             peace and comfort a million miles
                             away from anyone I've ever fucking
                             known, instead, I get this.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Come on, it's me, Kent Paul!
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Well, hello, Paul, what a pleasant
                             surprise. Who the hell are these
                             guys?
    
                                       PAUL
                             These are my boys - Maccer and
                             Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             Whassup?
    
                                       MACCER
                             You want any Speckled Doves, boss?
                             I'm peaking on one right now. Top-
                             of-the-range, man.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Well it's fitting. As I sit here
                             up to my neck in a river of shit,
                             with every Mafia gorilla from
                             Liberty City to Los Santos pissing
                             in my face, that you, Kent Paul,
                             should witness it.
    
                                       PAUL
                             What's the matter, son?
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Too numerous, oppressively
                             insurmountable and depressingly
                             fucking typical even to mention.
    
                                       PAUL
                             It's alright, bruv, Paulo can
                             help. Give us some space would
                             you, son. I'll give you a tinkle
                             later.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, for sure.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Not you, Maccer.
    
                                       MACCER
                             Oh, you twat.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Unbelievable.
    
                   CJ is outside Caligula's Casino. He phones Woozie.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey Woozie. I think I found a way
                             to scope Caligula's without
                             causing too much suspicion. We can
                             talk later.
    
    
    
    The Mafia (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Intensive Care (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Maccer, Paul and Rosie are in Rosie's room in Caligula's
                   Casino. Rosie's assistant is at the door. CJ enters.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Oi, Rosie, liven yourself up,
                             Carl's here.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Hello.
    
                                       CJ
                             What's happenin'?
    
                                       MACCER
                             Eh, there's some top fanny down at
                             that pool, Pabsy.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Leave it out, dimlo, what's wrong
                             with you?
                                 (to Rosie, regarding CJ)
                             Well are you going to tell him, or
                             shall I?
    
                                       ROSIE
                             I'm really screwed.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Crack on, Rosie - spit it out.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             I threw it all away. OK, I had the
                             power, the money, the ladies...
                             But I couldn't lay off the blow,
                             so I went into rehab. And
                             everything went to shit, but so
                             what? So when I came out I started
                             representing the Liberty City mob,
                             again and that's how I ended up
                             here. But, no one family would
                             trust another family to run the
                             casino, so I was put forth as a
                             neutral party. So now I spend my
                             days waiting for one family to cap
                             me and blame the other one. My
                             only friend is a bird named Tony.
    
                                       TONY
                                 (the parrot)
                             I never fucked anyone over in my
                             life who didn't have it coming to
                             'em.
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit - let me think about this.
                             You're gonna have to break it down
                             for me real quick.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             OK, OK - the Sindaccos are on the
                             warpath. OK? I mean, something
                             terrible has happened to Johnny. I
                             mean, he's in a shock-induced coma
                             at the hospital across town. Now
                             the Forellis - they will take this
                             opportunity to rub him out. Now if
                             any hit between the families
                             succeeds on my turf, I will get
                             the axe, bullet, machete,
                             whatever...
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, OK, relax. I'm gonna shoot
                             over to the hospital, and move the
                             body or something.
    
                                       PAUL
                             There you go, my love, things
                             ain't so bad, are they?
    
                                       TONY
                             Badabing.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ enters the hospital.
    
                                       RECEPTIONIST
                             Hello, Sir, can I help?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I'm here to pick up Mr.
                             Sindacco.
    
                                       RECEPTIONIST
                             Mr. Sindacco? There must be some
                             mistake. An ambulance just picked
                             him up.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, OK. Thank you for your help.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in an ambulance outside the meat factory. Johnny is in
                   the back. Two men come to collect Johnny.
    
                                       MAN 1
                             Hey, Johnny, how you feelin'?
    
                                       MAN 2
                             I didn't think he was going to be
                             discharged 'til tomorrow!
    
    
    
                   The Meat Business (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Rosie, Maccer and Paul are in Rosie's room in Caligula's
                   Casino. Rosie is snorting drugs. CJ is also in Caligula's
                   Casino.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Oh, ha ha ha ha! Baby, I'm back, I
                             AM BACK! Let's get this show on
                             the road!
    
                                       PAUL
                             The good Doctor has revived the
                             patient! Sweet as, my son, sweet
                             as!
    
                                       CJ
                             So everything's straight now?
    
                                       ROSIE
                             No! Absolutely not! I'm still
                             screwed! Absolutely screwed, but
                             at least now I'm in the right
                             frame of mind. What the fuck are
                             we going to do? Any minute now,
                             some Mafia bullet is going to
                             splatter my brains all over the
                             wall! My wall, my beautiful
                             wall...
    
                                       MACCER
                             Ooh, you missed a bit.
                                 (of the drugs)
                             I'll have that.
    
                                       TONY
                             Forgeddaboudit.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Oh, that's a great idea, Tony, but
                             you know what? It ain't going to
                             work, OK? Not this time...
                                 (mumbles)
    
                                       CJ
                             Look, man, relax, get a grip...
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Yeah, you're right, I need to get
                             a grip!
    
                                       CJ
                             Take control...
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Yes, grab the bull by the horns!
    
                                       CJ
                             And show everybody who's boss...
    
                                       ROSIE
                             I'm the boss! I-am-the-boss!
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright then!
    
                                       ROSIE
                             All right! Let's tear this town
                             up!
    
                                       CJ
                             That's what I'm sayin'! So, where
                             we going?
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Details, details! Let's just get
                             there!
    
                                       PAUL
                             Rack them up, Maccer. What's the
                             matter with you?
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Rosie enter the Meat Factory.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             What's going on? You forget
                             something?
    
                                       CJ
                             No - look, you go on in, I'm gonna
                             wait.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Look, you gotta come with me this
                             once. If I pull this off, I can
                             carry on, I know I can, but
                             please, you gotta come with me -
                             I'm gonna squirt my ass all over
                             the floor! Just this once please-
                             please-please-please...
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, OK - chill! Shit, this can't
                             look good. Listen, everything's
                             gonna be OK. Just remember; you're
                             the boss!
    
                                       ROSIE
                             I'm the boss? I'm the boss. I'm
                             the boss. I'm the boss! I am the
                             boss!
    
                   CJ and Rosie go further into the Meat Factory. Two doormen are
                   guarding the door to Johnny's room.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Hey, boys. Tell your boss that Ken
                             Rosenberg is here to see him.
    
                                       Doorman 1
                             Ken who?
    
                                       ROSIE
                             K-Ken Rosenberg... Ken Rosenberg!
                             The guy that runs this town!
    
                   Doorman 1 goes into Johnny's room.
    
                                       ROSIE
                                 (to doorman 2)
                             So, uh, how's Johnny?
    
                                       Doorman 2
                             He's doing much better, yeah. He
                             ate something this morning.
    
                   Johnny comes out of his room in a wheelchair.
    
                                       JOHNNY
                             Heeyyy, Ken... Ah, Christ, this
                             fucking thing... Ken... Como esta
                             e, eh, how you doing?
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Pretty good. And you?
    
                                       JOHNNY
                             Ah, still got a little bit of the
                             night terrors, touch of diarrhoea,
                             but I'll get through it.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Huh, diarrhoea, cool! Yeah...
    
                                       JOHNNY
                             And who's this...?
    
                   CJ steps forward.
    
                                       CJ
                             How you doing, Johnny?
    
                                       JOHNNY
                             It's fucking him... It's him! Oh
                             my God... Oh God... It's him...
                             Aaargghh! My heart! Euchh... my
                             heart...
    
                   Johnny falls to the floor, wheezing and clutching his chest.
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn, that nigga's fucked up!
    
                   One of Johnny's men from inside the factory throws a petrol
                   bomb and the resulting fire blocks the doorway. Another one of
                   Johnny's men jumps over the fire holding a chainsaw and runs
                   towards CJ and Rosie.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Rosie are outside Caligula's Casino.
    
                                       CJ
                             Get in there, and be cool. Like
                             you been out for a relaxing drive
                             or something.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Calm, yeah, calm. I'm calm. REAL
                             FUCKING calm! I'm calm, Mr. Calm,
                             Mr. Calm, that's me, Mr. Calm.
    
    
    
    Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Misappropriation (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Tenpenny and Pulaski are having a barbecue outside a house. CJ
                   turns up.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Hello, Carl. Been a long time,
                             huh?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I was starting to miss you
                             guys.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Now why don't I believe you? Get
                             over here! Now things have
                             developed since the last time we
                             met. Despite our best efforts the
                             gig's nearly up.
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm sure you'll find some way to
                             keep your badge, your kind always
                             do.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             You still don't get it, do you,
                             Carl? This ain't about keeping
                             some fucking badge!
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Hey, listen to the man.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             We're all the same, Carl - you,
                             me. We're all trying to pull
                             ourselves out of the hole.
                             Somebody steps on me, I gotta step
                             on you.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Where's Hernandez with that
                             fucking meat? He's been gone too
                             long, Tenpenny.
    
                                       CJ
                             Getting a little edgy, fellas?
    
                   Tenpenny punches CJ in the stomach. CJ falls to the ground.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             How d'you like that, you piece of
                             shit? That give you any idea how
                             edgy I am?
    
                   The barbecue's flame blasts out.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Woah! What the fuck?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                                 (to CJ)
                             Get up, bitch! You paying
                             attention? Now there's a ruined
                             town out west of here, Aldea
                             Malvada. And there's some piece of
                             shit DEA officer meeting with an
                             FBI agent with a dossier. Now you
                             get the dossier and you make both
                             of them disappear.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Fish In A Barrel (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Woozie and Suzie are in a room in the casino. CJ and Farlie
                   enter.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Mr. Ran Fa Li. Gentlemen, can I
                             have your marks please?
    
                   CJ and Farlie sign the partnership contract. Woozie raises his
                   glass.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Gentlemen, or shall I say,
                             partners!
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, I'll drink to that!
    
    
    
    The Mafia (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Freefall (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Maccer and Paul are tied to the wall, upside-down, by their
                   legs, in Rosie's room in Caligula's Casino. Salvatore is sat
                   on a chair, with one of his men stood next to him. Ken is on
                   his couch.
    
                                       MACCER
                             Top fuckin' buzz this. I'm peaking
                             on the blood pressure alone.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Yeah, t'riffic.
    
                   Maria enters.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             Well, well, well... What have we
                             got here?
    
                                       MARIA
                             Here's your sandwich.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             Who's this pretty thing?
    
                                       MARIA
                             I don't usually do this kind of
                             shit you know.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             Heh, heh, heh. I like this girl.
                             What's your name, kid?
    
                                       MARIA
                             Maria. And the service is not
                             included.
    
                                       TONY
                             Pay the woman, you fat fuck!
    
                                       SALVATORE
                                 (to his man)
                             You heard the bird!
    
                                       MARIA
                             Come on.
    
                   Salvatore's man hands over a few notes.
    
                                       MARIA
                             Are you kidding me? See you later,
                             guys.
    
                   Maria exits. CJ enters.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             And who's this asshole?
    
                                       CJ
                             The name's Carl Johnson, sir.
                             Before working with Mr. Rosenberg
                             here, I had the pleasure of doing
                             business with your son, Joey, back
                             in Liberty City.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             You know my Joey? I like that. So,
                             kid, what can I do for you?
    
                                       CJ
                             Well, Ken'll vouch for me, I'm a
                             straight killer.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Oh, oh he, eerr, one man fucking
                             army! Real dependable. Total
                             fucking maniac, too.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             You know, the Forelli's are
                             sending over a crew to hit me.
                             Their flight gets in soon -
                             travelling as a string quartet. I
                             was going to send some of the boys
                             over as a little welcoming
                             committee, but, uh, maybe you can
                             take care of it.
    
                                       CJ
                             Thank you, sir. I guarantee you,
                             you won't regret this.
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Maybe I should go along-
    
                   When Rosie moves, the couch moves, so do Maccer and Paul who
                   are still hung upside-down.
    
                                       MACCER and PAUL
                             Waaarrrggghhh!
    
                                       ROSIE
                             That's OK, I'm comfortable, I'm
                             fine.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             You stay where you are, Rosenberg.
                             I don't want you getting yourself
                             lost.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ jumps out of a plane, and lands on another plane.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Frank Tenpenny (BOSS)
    
    
    
    High Noon (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is standing outside a house in the desert. Tenpenny,
                   Pulaski and Hernandez pull up.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Carl! Hope we didn't keep you
                             waiting, holmes!
    
                                       CJ
                             Nah, I was just chillin'.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Ha, I bet you were. That the
                             dossier? Hand it over.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, everything cool now?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             I don't know, Carl. Eddie?
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Our boy's done good!
    
                   Tenpenny hits Hernandez over the head with a spade.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             YOU SNITCH PIECE OF SHIT! YOU VATO
                             ASSHOLE! YOU SOLD US OUT! Time to
                             dig, Carl.
    
                   Tenpenny hands CJ the spade.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                                 (to Pulaski)
                             You take care of things.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Whuh - where you going?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             To get drunk and get laid - you
                             got a problem with that?
    
                                       PULASKI
                             No, Frank, relax.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Good. I'll see you back at the
                             precinct. And I'll see YOU in the
                             next life, Carl.
    
                   Tenpenny drives away. CUT TO CJ digging a ditch, Pulaski is
                   pointing a gun at CJ.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Awright, that's good - that's deep
                             enough for two.
    
                                       CJ
                             Eddie, Tenpenny's just using you,
                             he's using all of us. You're the
                             next one he's gonna silence, man.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Shut the fuck up, scum! And it's
                             Officer Pulaski to you!
    
                   Hernandez wakes up and runs up behind Pulaski, Pulaski shoots
                   him and Hernandez falls into the ditch.
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Fucking die!!!
    
                   Pulaski runs away.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Pulaski is leant against his car, bleeding.
    
                                       CJ
                             Not feeling so fucking full of
                             yourself now, huh?
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Yeah, well them's the breaks...
                             Fuck...
                                       CJ
                             Any last requests?
    
                                       PULASKI
                             Yeah... can I fuck your sister?
    
                                       CJ
                             You an asshole to the end. Punk
                             mother-fucker!
    
                   CJ stamps on Pulaski to finish him off.
    
    
    
    Madd Dogg (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Madd Dogg (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Madd Dogg is on the ledge of a roof. Two men are on the
                   ground.
    
                                       MAN 1
                             JUMP! Go on, jump! Oh, shit -
                             Jesus...
    
                                       MAN 2
                             Jump! Come on, man, jump! You got
                             it.
    
                   CJ comes along.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what's happening? Who's the
                             idiot?
    
                                       MAN 1
                             Some washed up rapper.
    
                                       MAN 2
                             It's Madd Dogg! Used to be a real
                             chart-topping cat. Real playa!
    
                                       CJ
                             Madd Dogg? Aw, man.
    
                                       MAN 2
                             Jump! Come on!
    
                                       MAN 1
                             He lost all his money in the
                             casino and went batso!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, MADD DOGG! Whatchoo doing up
                             there, fool?
    
                   The two men are still cheering Madd Dogg on to jump.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Do I know you? I don't think so,
                             so shut the fuck up! This is the
                             end! It's over! Wuh - woah!
                             Ohhh...
    
                                       MAN 1 and MAN 2
                             Oh shit oh shit sh shit he's gonna
                             go over he's gonna go over!
    
                                       CJ
                             No, Dogg, get a grip, dude, get a
                             grip - you still got it! You still
                             gangsta!
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             I don't give a fuck no more! My
                             manager got killed, some asshole
                             stole my rhyme book. Shit is
                             rough. All the kids like this
                             "Loc OG" or whatever the fuck his
                             name is. Some fake ass gangsta
                             rapper bullshit. Liquor's my only
                             friend. Waah oh! Shit...
    
                                       CJ
                             Come on, Dogg! You just need a new
                             manager, baby, you're looking at
                             him!
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             I hate y'all.
    
                                       CJ
                             Just come in off that ledge, man!
    
                                       MAN 1
                             Hey, don't talk him out of
                             jumping, we got good money on
                             this!
    
                                       MAN 2
                             Yeah, good odds, too!
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn, this town is cold...
    
                                       MAN 1
                             Man, jump!
    
                   Two women come out of windows and onto the ledge to try and
                   stop Madd Dogg from jumping.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Stay the fuck away - stay the fuck
                             away!!! I'm the best rapper in the
                             universe! I'll jump! I'll jump!
                             Woah! Wa-ah-ah!
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, hell no! I gotta catch this
                             fool.
    
                   (On screen) Find a way to save Madd Dogg before he jumps!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Madd Dogg is still on the ledge of the building.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                                 (one phrase)
                             Brandy, God-damn it, get the
                             brandy!
                                 (another phrase)
                             I warn, y'all, I'll jump!
                                 (another phrase)
                             Stay back!
    
                   (On screen) Catch Madd Dogg when he jumps.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Madd Dogg lands on the cardboard boxes in the back of the
                   truck.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Madd Dogg are outside the hospital.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, get yourself straightened
                             out, then we can get you back in
                             the studio.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             What?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             When I get clean I'm gonna need a
                             new manager. Thought I might look
                             you up.
    
                                       CJ
                             You do that, homie.
    
    
    
    
    The Mafia (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Saint Mark's Bistro (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Maria, Salvatore, Maccer, Paul and Rosie are in Rosie's room
                   in Caligula's Casino. Maria has a knife in her hand, Salvatore
                   is helping her hold it. Maccer is tied to a board which Maria
                   is aiming the knife at.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             Just feel the weight of the
                             weapon, sweetheart.
    
                                       MARIA
                             I can feel the weight of someone's
                             weapon!
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             Hey, you're the one to blame on
                             that front!
    
                                       MACCER
                             Can I fucking go now, or fucking
                             what?
    
                   Salvatore throws the knife at the board.
    
                                       MACCER
                             Ooh, you fuckin' twat! Right in
                             the fucking happy sack!
    
                                       PAUL
                             Perhaps you'll be cured of your
                             little antisocial condition, mate.
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             Carl, my man!
    
                                       CJ
                             Mr. Leone.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             Looks like this piece of shit
                                 (Rosie)
                             was right. You did a real number
                             on those Forelli losers. Now, it's
                             time the Forelli's found out what
                             it means to screw with Salvatore
                             Leone! How would you like to hit
                             the St. Mark's Bistro?
    
                                       CJ
                             A hit in Liberty City? Cool, but
                             I'm gonna need some backup.
    
                                       SALVATORE
                             Take who you want.
    
                                       CJ
                             Well I usually use these two.
                                 (Maccer and Paul)
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Heh-hey! Remember all those jobs
                             we did together, huh? Huh? You and
                             me, Carl, remember, huh? You know
                             you used to call me 'Killer' Ken?
                             Ken the Killer? Killer? Ice Cold
                             Ken, that's me...
    
                                       CJ
                             And him too, I guess...
    
                   CUT TO CJ, Rosie, Maccer and Paul outside Caligula's Casino.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, you guys better get out
                             of Las Venturas, fast! I'll be in
                             touch.
    
                                       MACCER
                             What about your backup, man, will
                             you be a'right without us?
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Of course he will, you fucking
                             moron, come on!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ enters Saint Mark's Bistro. Forelli's bodyguards are all
                   over.
    
                                       BODYGUARD
                             Private function, invitation only!
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh yeah? Well Mr. Leone says
                             otherwise!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Heist Missions (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Breaking The Bank At Caligula's (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   The heist van is outside the casino. The occupant of the
                   planning room and Woozie's assistant get in the back. Woozie
                   and Zero shut the doors behind them. CJ comes along.
    
                                       CJ
                             We all good?
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Yeah we're good.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, I'll see you at the
                             backdoor. Let's roll!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is at the staff door in Caligula's Casino. There is an
                   employee there.
    
                                       EMPLOYEE
                             Ain't seen you 'round here before.
                             You new?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, I'm, eerr standing in for
                             Jerry, he's ill.
    
                                       ZERO
                                 (through CJ's earpiece)
                             Who's Jerry?
    
                                       CJ
                             Shut up.
    
                                       EMPLOYEE
                             What?
    
                                       CJ
                             I... I think I got Jerry's cough.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Gas fills up in the room with the safe in it. Two guards fall
                   over.
    
                                       CJ
                             We won't know if that worked until
                             we get down there!
    
                                       ZERO
                                 (through CJ's earpiece)
                             Yeah, well, don't worry about it.
                             Right now we got a schedule to
                             stick to! Head to the security
                             door and use Millie's swipe card!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The heist van backs up into a downstairs room. Woozie, Suzie,
                   Woozie's assistant and the occupant of the planning room get
                   out.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Well done, Carl. Now it's time for
                             us to do our part! Try to stay
                             close! OK, team, I've gone over
                             the layout to this place so I know
                             it back to front. Everybody follow
                             me!
    
                   Woozie walks into a wall.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Damn! the devious bastards have
                             changed the layout!
    
                                       SUZIE
                             Don't worry, I'll take the lead,
                             boss.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Good idea, everybody follow him!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The backup generators explode.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The heist team, excluding Zero, are in the room that contains
                   the safe. Woozie's assistant and Suzie plant some bombs on the
                   safe door.
    
                                       ASSISTANT
                             Everybody take cover! Oh shit!
                             Where do I go? Where do I go?
    
                                       OCCUPANT
                             Fire in the hole!
    
                   The door to the safe explodes.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             OK people, load up the cash!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Kill the Mafia whilst the team gets the cash.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Zero is waiting in the downstairs room where the heist van
                   entered. There is the heist van and two police motorbikes.
    
                                       ZERO
                             I've unloaded the police bikes.
                             Everybody in! You two, change into
                             your police uniforms!
    
                   Two of the men get onto the police motorbikes in police
                   uniforms. The other two get into the heist van and they all
                   drive away.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Follow the rooftops and collect the parachute.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Press circle when falling to open the parachute.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is at the airfield, as are the heist van and the two police
                   motorbikes. The rest of the heist team are also at the
                   airfield.
    
                                       CJ
                             Zero, where you hiding?
    
                   Zero comes out from behind the back of the heist van.
    
                                       ZERO
                             I didn't mean to tell Berkley, it
                             just kinda came out... is all.
    
                   CJ punches Zero to the floor.
    
                                       ZERO
                             Will you watch it, you idiot!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             Hey, CJ, calm down! You better
                             take me home, CJ!
    
    
    
    The Triads (BOSS)
    
    
    
    A Home In The Hills (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ, Woozie and Kendl are in the casino giving auditions to
                   people for shows. There is currently a midget auditioning.
    
                                       MIDGET
                                 (singing)
                             Don't hate the little man, because
                             he's packing a 6 shooter!
    
                                       KENDL
                             Next.
    
                                       CJ
                             Thank you.
    
                                       MIDGET
                             Thank you? Thank you?! Do you know
                             how much balls it takes to stand
                             down here and sing a song like
                             that? It takes guts!
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             I'm sorry. We're just looking for
                             something with a little more mass
                             appeal.
    
                                       MIDGET
                             What could have more mass appeal
                             than a song like "Small But
                             Perfectly Formed"? Women want me.
                             Men want to be like me! Assholes!
    
                   The midget exits.
    
                                       KENDL
                             You gotta be kidding me, right?
    
                                       CJ
                             Damn! This casino game is hard
                             work. I thought it was just a case
                             of opening the doors and letting
                             suckers give you their money.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             If only.
    
                                       KENDL
                             You know what? I'm getting bored
                             here. I'm trying to do business,
                             not audition midgets.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             People of reduced stature, you
                             mean.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Yeah, yeah, I said that. All I
                             know is, when are we gonna get
                             some real talent in here?
    
                                       CJ
                             I heard that.
    
                   Madd Dogg enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Madd Dogg!
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             CJ! I'm clean, dude!
    
                                       CJ
                             That's good news, man. Hey, what's
                             cracking? You ready to take it to
                             the stage again?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Easy, CJ, c'mon, man. One step at
                             a time, you know? I'm almost ready,
                             but, but...
    
                                       CJ
                             But what?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             I want to go home now, CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             That's cool, man, I'll take you.
                             Where's home?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             My mansion, baby.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Yeah, I heard about that place.
                             Drugs, sex, all that shit.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Yeah, you know it - but...
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, yeah I been there... I mean,
                             I seen it on TV.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Yeah.
    
                                       CJ
                             Nice crib.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Thanks, playa.
    
                                       CJ
                             We could do with a place like that
                             to set up in LS again, wait for
                             Sweet. Get things moving. Get out
                             dis midget game.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             But, CJ... Come on, man...
    
                                       CJ
                             What? I saved your life, man!
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             My mansion ain't big enough. Only
                             got 19 bedrooms, you hear? A'ight,
                             man, my mansion's been seized.
    
                                       WOOZIE
                             IRS?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Nah, not exactly.
    
                                       CJ
                             Who?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Nobody.
    
                                       CJ
                             Who, Madd Dogg?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             A'ight, Big Poppa.
    
                                       CJ
                             Big Poppa! The drug dealer? Man...
                             you gave your multi million-dollar
                             mansion to a mother-fucking
                             pusher?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             You know, CJ, these things happen.
                             I was powerless!
    
                                       CJ
                             You fucking degenerate! Oh - man!
                             How much blow can one guy snort?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             It's not my fault, CJ!
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, I should have let you jump!
                             Come with me. All of you! We're
                             ALL going home.
    
                   CJ is flying over Los Santos on a plane with four Triads. CJ's
                   phone rings.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hello.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Hey, what's up, Carl?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Kendl, whassup?
    
                                       KENDL
                             Nothing - just thought I'd wish
                             you luck. We're gonna drive back
                             to, uh, San Fierro first. Wanna
                             check things out there before we
                             hook up with you guys in Los
                             Santos.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright cool, you be careful.
    
                                       KENDL
                             I'll be fine, I got Cesar and Madd
                             Dogg to keep me safe. You be
                             careful.
    
                                       CJ
                             I will. I'll see you in Los
                             Santos.
    
                   CJ finishes the phone call and puts his phone away.
    
                                       CJ
                                 (to Triad 1)
                             Me and you gonna go in to clear
                             the place out.
    
                                       TRIAD 1
                             Element of surprise.
    
                                       CJ
                             So the rest of the crew can move
                             in in peace.
    
                   Two Triads parachute onto the helipad on top of Madd Dogg's
                   Crib and light flares. CUT BACK TO the four Triads and CJ
                   about to jump out of the plane.
    
                                       TRIAD 2
                                 (to Triad 1)
                             You ever jumped before?
    
                                       TRIAD 1
                             Nah. You?
    
                                       TRIAD 2
                             Nah.
    
                                       TRIAD 1
                             When we land, we're going to feel
                             invincible!
    
                                       TRIAD 2
                             I AM INVINCIBLE!
    
                   Triad 2 jumps out of the plane.
    
                                       TRIAD 1
                             Hey, wait up!
    
                   Triad 1 jumps out of the plane.
    
                                       TRIAD 3
                             WhaaaHOOOOO!
    
                   Triad 3 jumps out of the plane.
    
                                       TRIAD 4
                             WhaaaHEEEEE!
    
                   Triad 4 jumps out of the plane. CJ jumps out of the
                   plane next.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and some Triads are inside Madd Dogg's Crib.
    
                                       TRIAD
                             We're heavily outnumbered, but if
                             we all keep our heads, we should
                             kick ass!
    
                   The Triad's head gets blown off.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Big Poppa gets into a car outside Madd Dogg's Crib.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) You have taken back Madd Dogg's mansion.
    
    
    
    Final Missions (AREA)
    
    
    
    Carl Johnson (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Vertical Bird (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ, Maccer, Paul and Madd Dogg are in the recording studio in
                   Madd Dogg's Crib. Madd Dogg is rapping, Paul is flicking the
                   switches, CJ is stood around and Maccer is wanking.
    
                                       MACCER
                             Go on... Go on... Come on... Come
                             on... Go on...
    
                                       PAUL
                             Will you please leave yourself
                             alone!
    
                   Maccer carries on wanking.
    
                                       MACCER
                             Oh, fuck!
    
                                       PAUL
                             Oh, you manky mongrel!
    
                                       MACCER
                             Ooh, sorry geez.
    
                                       PAUL
                             You shouldn't be choking the gecko
                             in the first place! Remember what
                             happened at that gig in Hamburg?!
    
                                       MACCER
                             That groupie loved it!
    
                                       PAUL
                             That wasn't a groupie, that was a
                             roadie!
    
                                       MACCER
                             But she had great tits.
    
                                       PAUL
                             MAN tits! They were MAN TITS!
    
                   The recording equipment stops working.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what happened? Hey, where the
                             sounds at?
    
                                       PAUL
                             I dunno, bruv, it all just went!
    
                                       MACCER
                             You're fucking shite you are, P.
    
                                       PAUL
                             I can't be held responsible for
                             dodgy gear, alright?
    
                                       CJ
                             C'mon, keep it together, man - we
                             can't fuck with his flow.
    
                   A voice comes from a speaker from somewhere in the recording
                   equipment.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Finally! I thought I'd never get
                             through to you.
    
                                       CJ
                             What the... Toreno? Is that you?
    
                                       PAUL
                             What's happenin' here?
    
                                       CJ
                             Toreno?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Listen; you gotta pull one last
                             string for me, OK? Communists at
                             the gate, Carl.
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm tired of this, Toreno.
    
                                       TORENO
                             I'm outside. Let's take a ride.
    
                                       MACCER
                             Now I'm hearing things - fuck me!
    
                                       CJ
                                 (to Paul)
                             Hey, I gotta get out of here. You
                             got this?
                                 (to Madd Dogg)
                             Hey, Dogg, I gotta go hit a
                             marketing meeting, I'm gonna catch
                             you later!
    
                                       PAUL
                             Right, mind how you go, sunshine.
    
                   Madd Dogg carries on rapping.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Yeah, sweet as... Come on. You
                             having that, Maccer, you having
                             that?
    
                   CJ and Toreno are outside Madd Dogg's Crib, walking towards a
                   car.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Well, no invite to the
                             housewarming, huh, kid?
    
                                       CJ
                             I knew you'd come anyway.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Yeah, well, that's not important
                             right now. I'll bring you up to
                             speed on the way, get in.
    
                   CUT TO CJ and Toreno driving down a country lane near a river.
    
                                       CJ
                             How long's this going to take? I
                             got my own shit to worry about.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Would you like to see your brother
                             this week?
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, what can I do?
    
                                       TORENO
                             You just gotta steal a military
                             jet off an amphibious assault ship
                             and use it to destroy a flotilla
                             of spy ships, nothing big.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh man, you shittin' me.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Would I shit you, Carl? There's a
                             boat. All the gear you'll need is
                             on board. I'll keep you briefed as
                             you go.
    
                                       CJ
                             I ain't coming back from this one,
                             am I?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Yes you are, don't be ridic- here
                             take this earpiece. Trust me, do
                             as I say, you'll be home for a
                             blow job and a bologna sandwich.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is near the amphibious assault ship.
    
                                       TORENO
                                 (via the earpiece)
                             Sneak in the back without being
                             seen. Once you're on the inside, I
                             cannot help you.
    
                                       CJ
                             Well, can you help me now?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Oh, well, no. Actually, no.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Find the control room to switch off the SAM sites.
    
                   (On screen) Steal one of the military jets.
    
                   (On screen) Try not alert the guards.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ is in a military jet. Three more military jets are coming
                   towards him.
    
                                       PILOT
                             Stolen aircraft; prepare to be
                             vaporized!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
    
    
    Carl Johnson (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Home Coming (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ is in the recording studio at Madd Dogg's Crib. He is on
                   the phone.
    
                                       CJ
                             I don't care 'how', I care 'when'.
    
                   Toreno walks up behind CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             As in 'now'. You hear me?
    
                   Toreno takes CJ's phone out of his hand.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, what the - ?
    
                                       TORENO
                             Hello, boss man. Taking care of
                             business I see.
    
                                       CJ
                             Toreno, fuck you. I almost lost my
                             life out there for you.
    
                                       TORENO
                             I've just got one tiny little
                             thing for you to do, then I'm out
                             of your life forever.
    
                   CJ pulls out a gun and points it at Toreno.
    
                                       CJ
                             You know what? I'm tired of your
                             fucking little jobs.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Oh, will you stop? This is
                             pathetic, come on. You're
                             embarrassing yourself. Come on,
                             put it down. Don't be ridiculous,
                             OK?
    
                   Toreno pushes the gun down.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Hey, I got a little surprise for
                             you here. You ready for this? Huh?
    
                   CJ's phone rings.
    
                                       TORENO
                             Answer it.
    
                   CJ answers the phone.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hello?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Carl, it's me, Sweet.
    
                                       CJ
                             Aw, Sweet!
    
                                       SWEET
                             I don't know what happened, they
                             just released me. No idea what's
                             going on, but I'm in the square
                             outside the precinct in Commerce.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright you hold tight, I'll be
                             right there.
    
                   CJ puts the phone down.
    
                                       CJ
                             So what was that little job you
                             was talking about, Toreno?
    
                                       TORENO
                             I just want you to go pick up your
                             brother. Get out of here.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Sweet are outside the precinct.
    
                                       SWEET
                             What's up, bro?
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what's up, man?
    
                                       SWEET
                             How you doin', bro?
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm alright, man. Hey, man - we
                             off to our new spot! We got a
                             mansion, Sweet! We been putting in
                             work, and shit is going well. We
                             got a stake in a casino, we got
                             some insane shit in Fierro, we're
                             getting into the rap game! Hey
                             man, let me get you some new
                             clothes, c'mon!
    
                                       SWEET
                             New clothes? Nigga, what the fuck
                             is this bullshit?
    
                                       CJ
                             What you mean, man? What's mine is
                             yours, and you know that.
    
                                       SWEET
                             You never did get it, did you,
                             Carl? I need to check on things in
                             the 'hood. Man, that's the
                             problem. You always a perpetrator,
                             running from what's real.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, shit's fucked up there.
                             You don't want to be in the 'hood.
    
                                       SWEET
                             No. That's exactly were I want to
                             be. What you done for our 'hood?
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, what the 'hood done for me?
                             Always dragging me down. Ever
                             since I got out of the 'hood shit
                             been cracking! That's everybody's
                             dream, to get out of the 'hood...
    
                                       SWEET
                             Man, you sound just like Smoke
                             right now.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, man, you hard. I'm gonna
                             show you what's going on in the
                             'hood.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street. A man comes running up to
                   them carrying a blender.
    
                                       MAN
                             Yo', man, y'all want to buy a
                             blender? It's really good. It sort
                             of works.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Man, what the fuck? That's Mom's
                             blender!
    
                   The man runs away.
    
                                       CJ
                             Looks like baseheads have took
                             over the spot. Let's go home.
    
                                       SWEET
                             This is home, man. Get these
                             fuckers out of Mom's house! You
                             was born in there. Damn!
    
                   (On screen) Kill any crack dealers in your hood to keep your
                   gang healthy.
    
                   (On screen) If a gang member is high on crack you won't be
                   able to use him.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Sweet are outside Sweet's house.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, let's get out of here. Go
                             see Kendl.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Kendl can come see me right here,
                             at her home.
    
                                       CJ
                             But it ain't nothing here no more.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Rome wasn't built in a day, nigga!
    
                                       CJ
                             My brother can be a real pain in
                             the ass!
    
    
    
    Carl Johnson (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Cut Throat Business (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ, Maccer, Paul and Madd Dogg are in the recording studio in
                   Madd Dogg's Crib. Madd Dogg is watching TV. Paul is flicking
                   the switches on the recording equipment and Maccer is wanking.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, what's up, Dogg?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             CJ, what's up, baby? Word.
    
                                       PAUL
                                 (to Maccer)
                             Resist, sunshine, you can do it!
                             For me, eh? Fucking Northerners...
                             No, Maccer! Fight the urge! Think
                             of... Thatcher!
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                                 (to CJ)
                             You know it's my time again...
    
                                       CJ
                             I know, dude. So what's holding
                             you back?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Woah, hold up, this his video? I
                             gotta see this fool...
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, you clean now. You got
                             nothing to worry about.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Man, that fake-ass LOC!
    
                                       CJ
                             Loc? But he's terrible!
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Mother-fucker... I knew there was
                             something familiar about those
                             rhymes he was kicking. They're
                             from my rhyme book! That's my
                             money! And those are my hos! And
                             that's my video he's shooting
                             today.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, I say we make a cameo
                             appearance. just drop in,
                             unannounced.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Yeah, that's gangsta. C'mon.
    
                                       MACCER
                             I love you, Maggie! I love you,
                             Maggie!
    
                                       PAUL
                             Oh, Maccer!
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, man!
    
                                       PAUL
                             You ain't right in the head, mate.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Madd Dogg pull up to the location of OG Loc's video
                   shoot. OG Loc is there, with a reporter.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             You fucking phonies! Sum' bitch!
                             Gimme my rhyme book! Gimme back my
                             chain! Gimme back my hos!
    
                   OG Loc gets into a hovercraft.
    
                                       CJ
                             He bustin' out! Come on, Dogg,
                             let's get him!
    
                   CJ and Madd Dogg get into a hovercraft each.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   OG Loc gets out of the hovercraft and onto a go-cart. CJ and
                   Madd Dogg do the same.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   OG Loc, CJ and Madd Dogg are in OG Loc's house.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             You phoney!
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, you can't prove nothing!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Jeffrey, you a buster,
                             straight bitch. You stabbed me and
                             my brother in the back.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, I'm an artiste! We all make
                             mistakes,
                                 (to Madd Dogg)
                             ain't that right, alkie?
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             You ain't no artist! You's a
                             buster! You's a fake!
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, I was going to give you
                             credit on the next album!
    
                   OG Loc holds some money out to Madd Dogg.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Here, royalties! Take that! I got
                             more, too!
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Little bitch, I should just smack
                             dog-shit out your ass, break your
                             face right here, mother-fucker!
    
                   Jimmy appears in the room.
    
                                       JIMMY
                             Yeah, you phoney! Heh heh heh heh!
                             Mr. Dogg, Jimmy Silverman,
                             Blastin' Fools Records.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hold up, I'm the manager. You want
                             to talk, talk to me.
    
                                       JIMMY
                             Oh, OK. Pleasure, gentlemen. Let's
                             talk, all right? I need hits. I
                             mean, hits! Now what about this
                             guy... this phoney... I've got a
                             good mind to sue his ass into next
                             year.
    
                   Madd Dogg pushes OG Loc.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man, get off me, you drunk!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Loc - go get us some lunch.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             You get lunch!
    
                   OG Loc bends down to pick up Madd Dogg's rhyme book, which he
                   dropped when Madd Dogg pushed him.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Excuse me, gangsta - I don't think
                             so!
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Man - get outta here.
    
                   Madd Dogg pushes OG Loc.
    
                                       OG LOC
                             Don't let him be pushing me! Don't
                             be pushing me...
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Beat Down On B Dup (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Sweet is in his house with a girl.
    
                                       GIRL
                             Just a little bit of party. I
                             heard you was down. So I gotta
                             gift from B Dup.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Come on now, I can't do that.
    
                                       GIRL
                             C'mon, Sweet, come on - make sure
                             you enjoy this. This is a rich
                             man's high. All the players are
                             doin' it. I know you're gonna
                             enjoy this. It takes the pain
                             away...
    
                                       SWEET
                             Oh, yeah?
    
                   Sweet is just about to light a drug pipe when CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, what the hell you doin'?!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Shit. Man, everything is 'caine,
                             'caine, 'caine. Man, I just wanna
                             see what's so good.
    
                                       CJ
                             What's wrong with you, man?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Man, this shit already destroyed
                             the whole 'hood. I... I might as
                             well let it destroy me, too.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, you don't need that shit,
                             Sweet.
    
                                       SWEET
                             What do you know about this? THIS
                             is what it boils down to now.
    
                                       GIRL
                             Come on, Sweet. Toke the smoke.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, that shit'll steal your
                             heart. You can't see that? This
                             bitch talks nice to you and this
                             is what you do?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Aw, fuck this!
    
                                       GIRL
                                 (to CJ)
                             You're going to have to deal with
                             B Dup.
    
                                       CJ
                             What? B DUP? We can handle that
                             shit right now, man. Get your ass
                             outta here. Bitch!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Sweet enter B Dup's old house. There is a GSF homie on
                   the floor. CJ bangs on B Dup's front door.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, B Dup! Open up!
    
                                       SWEET
                             B Dup!
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, open the door, punk!
    
                                       HOMIE
                             Yo', Dup ain't here. Moved out a
                             while back.
    
                   Sweet picks up the homie and shakes him.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Where'd he go, dickhead?
    
                                       HOMIE
                             Yo' yo' yo', you're messing up a
                             cat's colours, dude!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Speak up, fool!
    
                                       HOMIE
                             Yo', I got something, a little
                             something, just what you need...
    
                                       SWEET
                             I don't want none of that shit! I
                             oughta split your wig right now!
    
                                       CJ
                             Sweet, no, you trippin', you
                             trippin', man - c'mon, put the gun
                             down! He a basehead, man!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Shit. He wearing Family colours,
                             that's supposed to make him
                             somebody.
    
                                       CJ
                             Look, fool, tell us where B Dup
                             is, and we outta here.
    
                                       HOMIE
                             He lives over Glen Park way - his
                             boy always there, give a cat what
                             he needs.
    
                                       SWEET
                             You're lucky.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   On screen there are five Ballas guarding a house.
    
                                       SWEET
                             OK, the neighbourhood's sewed up
                             now.
    
                                       CJ
                             No sign of B Dup though, dog.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Check that place
                                 (the house on screen)
                             over there.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, Sweet and B Dup are in B Dup's house.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Say something!
    
                                       B DUP
                             Hey, hey, no! I had no choice. I
                             was threatened! Shit came from the
                             boss, homie!
    
                                       CJ
                             Pop this mother-fucker, man. I'm
                             tired of hearing his bullshit.
    
                                       B DUP
                             No, man! I'm sorry, dog - Smoke's
                             fuckin' crazy. He's paranoid -
                             just sits in the house, thinking
                             other fools want his business!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Where's Smoke?
    
                                       B DUP
                             I can't tell you that.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Then I'll snatch your fucking
                             tongue out!
    
                                       B DUP
                             Man, I ain't saying nothing,
                             homie, 'cause I don't know! Only
                             his lieutenants know where he's
                             at!
    
                                       SWEET
                             I oughta wet your shirt anyway!
    
                   Sweet throws B Dup to the floor and pulls his gun out.
    
                                       B DUP
                             Bear! Hey, Bear! Get the fuck out
                             here!
    
                   Big Bear enters.
    
                                       BIG BEAR
                             What's up, your lordship?
    
                                       B DUP
                             Kill these mother-fuckers and I'll
                             give you a whole quarter sack. Now
                             handle that. Shoot them! What the
                             fuck is wrong with you? You ain't
                             hear what the fuck I said?
    
                   Big Bear turns on B Dup.
    
                                       BIG BEAR
                             I'm tired of smoking, I'm tired of
                             crack and I'm tired of doing your
                             fucking housework.
    
                   Big Bear punches B Dup to the floor.
    
                                       B DUP
                             Oh, shit! Man, what the fuck you
                             do that for, man?
    
                                       BIG BEAR
                             CJ, man, c'mon, put me back on the
                             team. Gimme twenty bucks, and I'm
                             all yours, man. Blast from the
                             past.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, let's take a ride, homie -
                             I'm gonna shoot you somewhere
                             you're gonna enjoy.
    
                   CJ, Sweet and Big Bear are outside B Dup's house. Big Bear is
                   in the car.
    
                                       SWEET
                             I got Bear's back, man.
    
                                       CJ
                             A'ight. I'll see you in a minute,
                             Bear!
    
                                       BIG BEAR
                             Where we going, Sweet?
    
                                       SWEET
                             Someplace where we can get old
                             Bear back!
    
                                       BIG BEAR
                             A'ight. I'm down for that...
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Grove 4 Life (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Sweet is in his house with four GSF homies.
    
                                       SWEET
                             You gotta love your 'hood like you
                             love your homies. It's always been
                             that way, and ain't nothing ever
                             gonna change, I done seen it all.
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Whattup, CJ?
    
                                       CJ
                             Whassup? Yeah... I'm glad to see
                             things back the way they used to
                             be.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Nah, it ain't like it was, but
                             it's gonna be. We still gotta get
                             everybody in the 'hood back
                             together. I was just telling these
                             cats what's important. We gotta
                             let everybody know: Grove is back
                             on the map.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hold up - don't you think we ought
                             to take it easy?
    
                                       SWEET
                             What?
    
                                       CJ
                             You know, I got other things in
                             mind - commitments I made.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Can y'all step outside for a
                             minute? I need to talk to him.
    
                   The four homies exit.
    
                                       SWEET
                             If you don't get this shit
                             together, what you think this
                             place is going to look like? You
                             always did real good leaving jobs
                             half finished.
    
                                       CJ
                             That's cold, Sweet.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Man, we can't take care of this
                             from no bitch-ass rapper's
                             mansion. 
    
                                       CJ
                             Look, the world is bigger than
                             this 'hood.
    
                                       SWEET
                             This is where our lives began and
                             where it's probably gonna end. And
                             don't forget where you came from,
                             mister uppity ass nigga.
    
                                       CJ
                             Now that ain't fair.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Oh - somebody just crossed out all
                             the writing on the wall.
                             Disrespected your 'hood. And you
                             act like you don't give a fuck.
                             THAT ain't fair.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK. Have it your way. C'mon.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Sweet are outside Sweet's house.
    
                                       SWEET
                             You helped Grove Street Families
                             hammer them Ballas.
    
                                       CJ
                             Johnson boys rolled right over
                             them!
    
                                       SWEET
                             OK, dog, I'm going to get some
                             sleep, I'm beat. Here, I took this
                             from one of those Ballas fools.
                             Probably drug money - here's your
                             half.
    
    
    
    Carl Johnson (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Riot (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   CJ, Maccer, The Truth, Madd Dogg, Kendl, Cesar and Sweet are
                   all gathered around a TV in Madd Dogg's Crib.
    
                                       MACCER
                             C'mon you bunch of wankers, this
                             is unbearable!
    
                                       REPORTER
                                 (on TV)
                             Officers Eddie Pulaski and Frank
                             Tenpenny, both hard working
                             members of a community policing
                             unit, have been charged with
                             racketeering, corruption,
                             narcotics and sexual assault.
    
                                       KENDL
                             They brought it on themselves.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             That bastard cost me my farm. And
                             he hogged the bong.
    
                                       REPORTER
                             ...conspired to kill fellow
                             officer Ralph Pendelbury who
                             threatened to turn state's
                             evidence and who was then found
                             shot dead in a supposedly
                             unrelated gang incident...
    
                                       SWEET
                             I'd say 20 years.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Try 5 years. Cops always get off
                             easy.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Yeah, I heard that.
    
                                       REPORTER
                             ...retracted witness statements
                             and now the disappearance of
                             fellow officer Jimmy Hernandez,
                             and Officer Pulaski himself,
                             believed to be on the run.
    
                   CUT TO later that day.
    
                                       REPORTER
                             Oh, wait, they're exiting the
                             courtroom now!
    
                                       KENDL
                             That bastard Pulaski will probably
                             turn up dead, just like the rest
                             of them.
    
                   Tenpenny's lawyer is talking on TV.
    
                                       Lawyer
                             ...of the lack of evidence against
                             my client, the district attorney's
                             office has seen fit to drop all
                             charges...
    
                                       SWEET
                             What?!
    
                                       KENDL
                             That's bullshit.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             You see? You can't trust the
                             system, man!
    
                                       REPORTER
                             ...surprise decision is wholly
                             unprecedented...
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             Oh man, there just ain't no
                             JUSTICE!
    
                                       MACCER
                             I know, I've been arrested
                             numerous times for totally natural
                             behaviour!
    
                                       REPORTER
                             ...Los Santos will burn tonight!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Ain't nobody gonna be rioting in
                             my 'hood!
    
                                       CESAR
                             I don't know about that, holmes.
                             Look. The whole city is going up.
                             People are fucking pissed off
                             about this.
    
                                       CJ
                             People don't know what they want.
                             We're all being used.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             You see, man? It's always the
                             same, friend. Power systems
                             corrupt everyone.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Look, I say we go secure the
                             'hood, we ain't getting shit
                             together so some idiot can burn it
                             down.
    
                   CJ and Sweet are outside Madd Dogg's Crib.
    
                                       CJ
                             Shit's real fucked up, man.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Yeah, but we gonna handle this
                             ourselves.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Sweet are in Grove Street.
    
                                       SWEET
                             I'm gonna gather up some homies,
                             and get the 'hood locked down.
    
                                       CJ
                             You need anything, give me a call.
                             I'm gonna check out the city and
                             see what I can see.
    
                                       SWEET
                             You be careful out there, CJ.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    Los Desperados (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Sweet is in his house on the phone.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Yeah, so get the place locked
                             down. No one's gonna ruin the
                             'hood. You hear me? No one!
                             Alright, see you.
    
                   CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Whattup?
    
                                       SWEET
                             We almost got the 'hood under
                             control, man. CJ, this is some
                             serious shit, man.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, man, I know, man. I went
                             through a lot of shit for this
                             family since you been gone, so I
                             know...
    
                                       SWEET
                             What? For yourself. Not for the
                             family. Don't get shit confused,
                             nigga.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, when you gonna give me a
                             break?
    
                                       SWEET
                             When you stop acting like you the
                             man. You keep yapping on what you
                             done did, let me tell you what I
                             done did. When Kendl needed shoes.
                             I went out and got the money. When
                             Moms needed an operation, I robbed
                             people for the bread. While you
                             were off in Liberty City thinking
                             about your own shit. For five
                             years, come on man. Now you do
                             something, you want a fucking
                             parade? Nigga, please.
    
                                       CJ
                             That ain't fair, man.
    
                   Cesar enters.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Carl, man, I need your help.
    
                                       CJ
                             Man, I'm kinda busy right now.
                             Family shit.
    
                                       CESAR
                             I helped you guys, hombre. It's
                             time you helped me and my homies.
                             My 'hood's screwed up too. We got
                             this shitty neighbourhood on
                             lockdown now.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, what you need?
    
                                       CESAR
                             It's time to get my old gang back
                             together, push out those yay-
                             slanging punks, eh?
    
                                       CJ
                             I know, but I got a lot going on
                             right here in my own 'hood, man.
                             And I made my brother a promise.
    
                                       SWEET
                             All your brother wants you to do
                             is pay back your debts, CJ.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, I hear you. I got your
                             back - c'mon, let's roll.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Orale! The Varrio's coming back!
    
                   CJ and Cesar are outside Sweet's house.
    
                                       CJ
                             OK, so what's the plan?
    
                                       CESAR
                             We're going to meet three of my
                             veterano's over at Unity Station.
    
                                       CJ
                             Three, is that all? A'ight, I'm a
                             get a couple of Family boys to
                             come through too.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Three of Cesar's homies are at Unity Station.
    
                                       HOMIE 1
                             Those Vagos, man, I'm gonna cut
                             those cacos.
    
                                       HOMIE 2
                             Raspalo hasta el hueso!
    
                   CJ and Cesar appear.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Hey, carnales, what's cracking,
                             holmes?
    
                                       HOMIE 3
                             Cesar! And you must be CJ. Cesar
                             says your cool, so we cool,
                             holmes.
    
                   CJ, Cesar, and Cesar's three homies are walking towards
                   Cesar's neighbourhood.
    
                                       CESAR
                             OK. We will have to work our way
                             through this neighbourhood to get
                             to my house. If we stick together
                             those Vagos pendejos won't stand a
                             chance! Watch each others' backs,
                             amigos. Hasta la muerte!
    
                                       Three HOMIES
                             HASTA LA MUERTE!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, Cesar and Cesar's three homies are walking down an
                   alleyway.
    
                                       CESAR
                             that was the easy bit, eh. Now we
                             go into the viper's nest. This is
                             where it gets tough. Luckily we
                             have a little surprise up our
                             sleeves, eh, Sunny!
    
                                       CJ
                             That's a rocket launcher man!
                             We'll bring the National Guard
                             down on us!
    
                                       CESAR
                             Look around you, CJ, the whole
                             city is a war zone! C'mon, I want
                             to take my house back!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The group carry on down the alleyway. One of Cesar's homies is
                   on the floor, another homie is squatting near him.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Shit, Hazer...
    
                                       HOMIE
                             He is pretty bad, Cesar...
    
                                       CESAR
                             More Vagos! They're coming over
                             the walls!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, Cesar and one of Cesar's homies are walking down the
                   alleyway.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Let's fucking finish this!
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm with you man, let's take these
                             punks!
    
                   More Vagos are surrounding Cesar's house.
    
                                       VAGOS 1
                             Vagos rule this varrio now -
                             Aztecas are no more!
    
                   Vagos 1 sends a flame out of his flamethrower.
    
                                       VAGOS 1
                             Burn, Aztecas, burn!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ, Cesar and one of Cesar's homies are walking towards
                   Cesar's house.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright, that's the last of 'em.
    
                                       CESAR
                             How is Hazer?
    
                                       HOMIE
                             We need to get him to a hospital.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, I'll take him.
    
                                       CESAR
                             CJ, you have done more than
                             enough. You should get back to
                             Grove.
    
                                       CJ
                             Alright ese, I'll see you after
                             all this is settled down.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Thank you, CJ and good luck, my
                             friend.
    
    
    
    Sweet (BOSS)
    
    
    
    End Of The Line (MISSION)
    
    
    
                   Sweet is in his house. CJ enters.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Sweet!
    
                                       SWEET
                             Whassup?
    
                                       CJ
                             It's time for Smoke.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Alright let's roll.
    
                                       CJ
                             Johnson brothers fittin' to take
                             that fat fool down!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ and Sweet are in a car outside Big Smoke's crack house.
    
                                       CJ
                             Look, I know you down for this,
                             but I gotta go in there alone.
    
                                       SWEET
                             What?
    
                                       CJ
                             Smoke played me. Tenpenny played
                             me.
    
                                       SWEET
                             They played us all.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, but you're right - I was a
                             busta when my family need me the
                             most. Hey, I let Brian die, man.
                             This one's for him, for Moms...
                             and for you, bro.
    
                                       SWEET
                             For Grove Street, baby.
    
                                       CJ
                             Yeah, for the Grove, baby.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Hey - if you need me, you know
                             where I'll be.
    
                                       CJ
                             For sure. You've always been there
                             for me, man.
    
                   (On screen) Security is tight in the Crack Fortress. There is
                   only one way in but the door is locked down because of the
                   riots. The only way past that reinforced entrance is to knock
                   it down.
    
                   (On screen) A heavy vehicle like the SWAT Tank will be able to
                   smash down the entrance easily.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Floor 1: Security Area
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Floor 2: Drug Lab
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   (On screen) Floor 3: Ballas Lounge
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Big Smoke is in his room on floor 4 of his crack house,
                   playing on his computer console. CJ walks up behind him.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Smoke!
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Hey, CJ, I was wondering when
                             you'd show up.
    
                                       CJ
                             How'd you know it was me?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Knew it was my old dog CJ. Knew
                             you was coming and I don't give a
                             shit.
    
                                       CJ
                             I'm here to take care of your fat
                             ass, then I'm gonna take care of
                             your friends in the police
                             department. Where they at?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Man, fuck this shit.
    
                   Big Smoke puts down the computer pad and proceeds to inhale
                   some drugs.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Man, that's some good shit...
    
                   CJ starts to talk about Tenpenny.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Fuck Tenpenny and fuck his Polish
                             lap dog, and fuck the police, man.
                             All that's old shit. Look at you,
                             you got the whole world. I ain't
                             got no regrets, man.
    
                   CJ begins to talk again but is cut short by Big Smoke.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I made it, CJ! I'm a success. I
                             can't be touched! I don't give a
                             fuck. Fuck the whole world.
    
                                       CJ
                             What happened to you, man?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             Man, what the fuck do you care?
                             Guess we better do this shit
                             then...
    
                   Big Smoke pulls out a gun.
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   Big Smoke is sat against a wall, coughing and bleeding. CJ is
                   crouched down next to him.
    
                                       CJ
                             Hey, Smoke, what made you flip out
                             like that, man? Was it the drugs,
                             or what?
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I got caught up in the money, the
                             power... I don't give a shit. Oh
                             fuck, man...
    
                                       CJ
                             Why you just didn't quit, man? We
                             was like family, homie.
    
                                       BIG SMOKE
                             I had no choice... I had to do
                             it... I just see the opportunity.
                             When I'm gone, everyone gonna
                             remember my name... Big Smoke!
    
                   Big Smoke dies.
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh, damn, man... What a waste.
    
                   Tenpenny enters, holding a gun.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Carl Johnson. My man. I need you
                             to do me another favour. You
                             killed Pulaski, and now this fat
                             fuck - there's no stopping you!
                             Drop the gun.
    
                   CJ drops his gun.
    
                                       CJ
                             You ain't leaving here alive, man.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Where's your brother at, huh?
    
                                       CJ
                             Why you just didn't shoot me in
                             the back? Feeling exposed, huh?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Shut your dumb ass up and load the
                             bag. C'mon, let's go, I ain't got
                             time to fuck with you!
    
                                       CJ
                             So what it's like, Tenpenny, huh?
                             All alone, nobody got your back?
                             Suck, huh?
    
                   CJ starts loading Big Smoke's money into Tenpenny's bag.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Why you think I'm alone? I got a
                             couple of rookies outside. But I
                             gotta open their eyes slowly, you
                             know - a little truth here, a
                             little truth there... A'ight, fuck
                             it, that's enough. Chuck it over,
                             I've got a firetruck to catch.
    
                                       CJ
                             You're crazy man, you've lost
                             it... you're gone.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Half the city is looking for cops
                             to kill, Carl, and I ain't about
                             to get dragged out of a patrol car
                             and get beaten to death by some
                             angry mob. Not tonight.
    
                                       CJ
                             What you catching, a plane?
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Ding ding ding ding ding! Good
                             answer, Carl! You know, you're
                             gonna thank me one day, for
                             opening your fucking eyes. Oh! I
                             almost forgot, Carl! Time to die!
    
                                       CJ
                             Uh, Sweet!
    
                   Tenpenny turns around, Sweet isn't there, CJ dives behind a
                   chair.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             What? Mother-f-
    
                   Tenpenny fires his gun to where CJ was but misses CJ.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             It ain't over, Carl! It ain't
                             over!
    
                   Tenpenny runs out of the room with his bag full of money. CUT
                   TO Tenpenny on a downstairs floor. He fires a bullet into a
                   piece of machinery.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Carl, you mother-fucking piece of
                             shit gang-banging cock-sucker!
    
                   (On screen) Tenpenny has caused an explosion, the lighting in
                   the building is off and the whole place is beginning to burn
                   down. You need to get out of here quick!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   CJ dives out of Big Smoke's crack house as it is exploding
                   behind him. Sweet is outside. Tenpenny gets into a fire
                   engine.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Tenpenny, you mother-fucking piece
                             of shit!
    
                   Sweet jumps onto the ladder on the back of the fire engine and
                   hangs on as Tenpenny is driving away.
    
                                       SWEET
                             I ain't letting you get away with
                             all you've done!
    
                                       CJ
                             Sweet, no!
    
                   ///MISSION\\\
    
                   The fire engine with Tenpenny still in it goes over the edge
                   of a bridge and lands on the road in Grove Street. Tenpenny
                   stumbles out of the fire engine.
    
                                       TENPENNY
                             Come on, assholes. I'll take you
                             all. You're mine! Mine! I run this
                             town! Hey, over here! Hey! Officer
                             down! Come on! HEY! Assholes! You
                             never understood what I did! Fifty
                             of me and this town would be OK. I
                             took the trash out! I DID! And I'd
                             do it all again...
    
                   Tenpenny is coughing on the floor. CJ, Sweet, Cesar and Kendl
                   appear. CJ is pointing a gun at Tenpenny.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Don't... don't do it man, he's
                             gone.
    
                                       CJ
                             I just wanna be sure it's over,
                             man. That's all.
    
                                       SWEET
                             It's cool, don't need to put a
                             bullet in him. He killed his self
                             in a traffic accident. No one to
                             blame. Let's roll.
    
                   The Truth appears.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             I mean, far out, man. You know, I
                             mean, you beat the system! I tried
                             for thirty years to cross over but
                             you've managed it, man. I mean,
                             man, you're an icon, man!
    
                                       CJ
                             Oh - thanks, man.
    
                                       KENDL
                             I'm just glad it's finally over.
    
                                       SWEET
                             What's up with Smoke?
    
                                       CJ
                             You know what's up with Smoke. He
                             always saw things a little
                             different than us.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Smoke? Smoke was always on his
                             own, always out for self.
    
                                       THE TRUTH
                             That is the surest path to hell,
                             man. Well - that or fifteen
                             microdots and an ounce of
                             mescaline.
    
                                       CESAR
                             Let's go get something to eat.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Sounds good to me.
    
                   Sweet, Cesar, Kendl and The Truth walk away. CJ stays and goes
                   over to Tenpenny who is laying dead on the floor.
    
                                       CJ
                             See you around. Officer.
    
                   CJ, Cesar, Kendl, Sweet and The Truth are in CJ's house.
    
                                       CJ
                             Now that everything is cool, we
                             gotta stay on top of our game.
                             Keep everything in check, but
                             subtle.
    
                                       KENDL
                             We got problems in Venturas,
                             problems in San Fierro. Shit's
                             never ending.
    
                                       SWEET
                             For sure. I mean, the Families is
                             back on their feet. But we gotta
                             keep shit tight cuz a lot of
                             people have got their eyes on us.
    
                   CJ's front door opens. CJ, Sweet and Cesar pull out their
                   guns. Rosie, Maccer, Paul and Madd Dogg enter}
    
                                       ROSIE
                             I come in peace with Mr Dogg here
                             who has an announcement.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             My, I mean OUR first gold record.
    
                   Everybody cheers.
    
                                       MACCER
                             And I've decided to get breast
                             implants.
    
                                       PAUL
                             Shut up, will ya?
    
                                       CJ
                             Anyway, what's next?
    
                                       KENDL
                             We should hit the casinos, roll
                             some dice with Woozie.
    
                                       SWEET
                             Nah, we gotta take care of shit
                             here first.
    
                                       MADD DOGG
                             We're going on tour, fan!
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Has anyone got a tissue? My nose
                             is... it just won't stop running -
                             anybody?
    
                                       MACCER
                             Yeah, I have, over here...
    
                                       ROSIE
                             Uh, I'll pass.
    
                                       KENDL
                             Carl, where are you off to now?
    
                                       CJ
                             Fittin' to hit the block, see
                             what's happening.
    
                   Rockstar credits roll.
    
    
    
    
    
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    Written by Graeme Murphy, A.K.A. Omah.