It's your first day on the job and things are not going well. You are the supreme leader of a powerful nation armed with a deadly arsenal of nuclear weapons. You must compete against other nations and their leaders for complete control of the world. Tricky Dick has just convinced millions of your people to move to his country by offering them all free toaster ovens, just the latest of his many lies. The Ayatollah Kookamamie says he is sending a care package to cheer you up. Sadly, he neglected to mention that it is attached to a warhead. To get even, you launch your own attack on Tricky Dick and the Ayatollah, and for good measure throw a gigantic free barbecue and lure millions of their people to your nation. And your morning has just begn...