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|                GAME TITLE      : Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney -             |
|                                  Trials and Tribulations                    |
|                US RELEASE DATE : 23 October 2007                            |
|                PLATFORM        : Nintendo DS                                |
|                GENRE           : Point and Click Adventure                  |
|                DEVELOPER       : Capcom                                     |
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|                  GUIDE TITLE    : Game Script                               |
|                  VERSION        : 0.6.2                                     |
|                  FIRST RELEASED : 26 November 2007                          |
|                  LAST UPDATE    : 12 March 2008                             |
|                  AUTHOR         : Frandy "Xcarvenger" aka "Chocobo"         |
|                  CONTACT        : xcarvenger at gmail dot com               |
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|                                İ Copyright 2007-2008 Frandy "Xcarvenger" T. |
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   I. TABLE OF CONTENTS                                               [0101]
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     I. TABLE OF CONTENTS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [0101]

    II. PHOENIX WRIGHT OVERVIEW . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [0201]

   III. ABOUT THIS GUIDE  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [0301]
          The Purpose of This Guide ............................. [0311]
          Formatting ............................................ [0321]
            Investigation ....................................... [0322]
            Trial ............................................... [0323]

    IV. THE SCRIPT  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [0401]

          EPISODE 1 - Turnabout Memories
            Part 1-1: Trial ..................................... [0411]
            Part 1-2: Trial ..................................... [0412]

          EPISODE 2 - The Stolen Turnabout
            Part 1  : Investigation ............................. [0421]
            Part 2-1: Trial ..................................... [0422]
            Part 2-2: Trial ..................................... [0423]
            Part 3  : Investigation ............................. [0424]
            Part 4-1: Trial ..................................... [0425]
            Part 4-2: Trial ..................................... [0426]

          EPISODE 3 - Recipe for Turnabout
            Part 1  : Investigation ............................. [0431]
            Part 2-1: Trial ..................................... [0432]
            Part 2-2: Trial ..................................... [0433]
            Part 3  : Investigation ............................. [0434]
            Part 4-1: Trial ..................................... [0435]
            Part 4-2: Trial ..................................... [0436]

          EPISODE 4 - Turnabout Beginnings
            Part 1-1: Trial ..................................... [0441]
            Part 1-2: Trial ..................................... [0442]

          EPISODE 5 - Bridge to the Turnabout
            Part 1-1: Investigation ............................. [0451]
            Part 1-2: Investigation ............................. [0452]
            Part 2-1: Trial ..................................... [0453]
            Part 2-2: Trial ..................................... [0454]
            Part 3-1: Investigation ............................. [0455]
            Part 3-2: Investigation ............................. [0456]
            Part 4-1: Trial ..................................... [0457]
            Part 4-2: Trial ..................................... [0458]
            Part 4-3: Trial ..................................... [0459]

          ENDING ................................................ [0461]

     V. COURT RECORD  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [0501]
          CASE 1 
            Evidence ............................................ [0511]
            Profiles ............................................ [0512]
          CASE 2
            Evidence ............................................ [0521]
            Profiles ............................................ [0522]
          CASE 3
            Evidence ............................................ [0531]
            Profiles ............................................ [0532]
          CASE 4
            Evidence ............................................ [0541]
            Profiles ............................................ [0542]
          CASE 5
            Evidence ............................................ [0551]
            Profiles ............................................ [0552]

    VI. MISCELLANEOUS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [0601]
          Presenting Wrong Evidence during Cross Examinations
            Mia Fey (Case 1) .................................... [0611]
            Phoenix Wright ...................................... [0612]
            Mia Fey (Case 4) .................................... [0613]
            Miles Edgeworth ..................................... [0614]
          Game Over Scripts
            CASE 1 .............................................. [0621]
            CASE 2 .............................................. [0622]
            CASE 3 .............................................. [0623]
            CASE 4 .............................................. [0624]
            CASE 5 .............................................. [0625]
          Miscellaneous Scripts ................................. [0631]

   VII. ACKNOWLEDGEMENT / CREDITS . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [0701]

  VIII. VERSION HISTORY / WHAT IS NEW . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [0801]

    IX. CONTACT ME  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [0901]

     X. DISCLAIMER / LEGAL STUFF  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [1001]

     ~SPECIAL: GUIDE'S STATISTICS~  . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . [1101]
        Chocobo ................................................. E N D

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How to use the table of contents:
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If you are currently using any Windows operating system, the following method
is the standard shortcut to find a specific section in my guide:

1. Highlight the square brackets and the number inside, e.g. [0000].
2. Hold Ctrl, then press C.
3. Hold Ctrl, then press F.
4. Hold Ctrl, then press V.
5. Press Enter.
6. Voila!!... You have been teleported to your destination.



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   II. PHOENIX WRIGHT OVERVIEW                                        [0201]
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Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney is a point and click text adventure for Nintendo 
DS. The game depicts about the legal system in a fictional world where the 
golden rule of their criminal code is: "Guilty until proven innocent" (instead 
of innocent until proven guilty). The burden of proof lies in the defense's 
shoulder (instead of the prosecutor) to prove that his client is innocent.

In this game, we are playing as a young man by the name of Phoenix Wright, a 
defense attorney who seems to always get involve in interesting cases 
throughout his career. His confidence bluffing during the trial has helped him 
a lot in prolonging the trial, preventing the judge from declaring his client 
to be GUILTY, so he can have more time to find more evidence to help his 
client. He also carries out investigation in the crime scene and its 
surrounding by himself (and his ONE assistant!) in order to build a strong case 
for his client.

Most of the prosecutors Phoenix faced in the game are obsessed with a 
"perfect" record, i.e. they have a 100% record that the defendant would always 
get a GUILTY verdict in their case (they even forge the evidence in order to 
accomplish this!). Well, that's before they have to deal with Phoenix Wright. 
Somehow, Phoenix managed to win his case in almost every trial, even 
though the situation in the first hearing looks almost impossible to turn 
around. That's why all the episodes have the word "Turnabout" in their titles 
and Phoenix Wright is called an ACE ATTORNEY!! (and we have a game to play...)

The episodes and scripts in Phoenix Wright games are nothing short of wonderful 
and entertaining! They were really well-done and easy to understand. Even the 
localisation and the translation of the scripts (which are originally Japanese) 
are excellent. Although there are multitude of spelling mistakes and grammar 
errors in this third game, most of the humour and the meaning of the texts are 
not lost and can be easily understood by the Western society.

One might say this game is like a live interactive crime-fiction book with 
beautiful graphics. And that's true! If you enjoy thinking logically and 
reading mystery or crime-fiction/detective book, this game is for you. I 
guarantee you will love it!



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   III. ABOUT THIS GUIDE                                              [0301]
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                        | The Purpose of This Guide |                    [0311]
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Ever wonder what you will get if you chose that other choices? Oh, you forgot 
to save and you didn't have enough life bar; also you were too thrilled to stop 
and try the other option because you wanted to finish the case asap! 

Or do you ever wonder what all those fast texts are actually saying? Like when
your conservation was cut, there was fast action, etc

Or see what funny things will ensue when you present some random stuff to 
various people during investigation...

Or you want to reference and find the exact quote of some memorable or silly 
stuff that being said throughout the game...

Or you just want to read the case again like a book! 

Whatever your need is, this game script should be able to help you, because as 
has been said above, Phoenix Wright game is a text adventure game, which means 
the text IS the game! It is just like an interactive book (with beautiful 
graphics of course!), so if you have played the game and want to have some more 
nostalgia with it, this script is for you!

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Game script can look a bit like a text dump, aka wall of (meaningless) text in 
random order. Therefore, some formatting needs to be done in order for these 
texts to appear in a meaningful sequence and easily searchable.

There are two distinct parts in this game, the investigation part and the 
trial. The formatting for each part is quite different, but there are a few 
things that remain the same for both parts:

1. Basic formatting
<Name tag>:
  Line 1
  Line 2
  Line 3

 --> The lines were cut off as they were in the game, for authenticity.
 --> If there isn't any <Name tag>, it means the game also did not have it.

2. A full ---- line
 --> Indicates a change of scene.

3. A halfway ---- line
 --> Indicates a minor change of situation, usually a flashback or a black
     screen (when thinking) or a person going out.

4. xxx three-sided box
 --> You will lose some of your life bar if you choose to do this.

5. *** three-sided box
 --> Choice. At the end of this box, there is usually an indication for you to
     CONTINUE or RETURN TO QUESTION.

6. RETURN TO THE QUESTION BEFORE IT
 --> Going back up to the original question (to prevent dead-end loop).

7. All misspells and grammar mistakes from the game were put in here as is.


The following sections will specify the formatting of this document in greater 
details for investigation part and trial part:


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Investigation                                                            [0322]
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1. A full ---- line
 --> Moving from one place to another.
 --> Using Maya's Magatama to unlock Psyche-Locks.

2. A halfway ---- line
 --> When you can start examine the background and talk to the person.
 --> After talking to the person, if there is something else happening.

3. +++ three-sided box
 --> Examine (labelled). Note: The labelled names may not be official.

4. >>> three-sided box
 --> Talk (labelled).

5. *** three-sided box
 --> Present (labelled). Evidence first, then profile, then anything else.

6. MOVE TO: "<name of place>"
 --> This shows where you need to go next. This excludes any middle room.

7. In any episode, when you examine the same stuff or present the same thing to
the same person, and the text appears to be the same, I will only write it at
the place where the text showed up for the first time. Therefore, if there is 
something missing in the second part of the investigation, it probably has been 
done in the first investigation part.


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Trial                                                                    [0323]
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1. A full ---- line
 --> Start and end of cross-examination.

2. A halfway ---- line
 --> The additional comment after Witness Testimony.
 --> The additional comment after cycling through all Witness statement during
     the Cross Examination.

3. Each statement of Witness Testimony will be labelled (1), (2), etc.

4. Indentation during Cross Examination.
 --> What you get if you PRESS in that statement.



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   IV. THE SCRIPT                                                     [0401]
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                                Part 1-1: Trial                          [0411]
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  ...*huff*...*huff*...

  Argh!
  How did I get into this mess?

  Why...? Why did I do that...?

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  That girl...
  You shouldn't see her anymore.

  Hey!
  It's none of your business!

  I'm telling you for your sake.
  If you continue to see her,
  it's going to be bad news.

  Y-You're lying!

  Just listen to me.
  There's something you need
  to know about that girl... ...

  Stop it!

  D-Don't talk about her like
  that!

  It-It wasn't me!
  I-I d-didn't...

  I didn't do it!

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-- 5 Years Earlier --
       Mia Fey
      2nd Trial

April 11, 9:40 AM
District Court
Defendant Lobby No. 3

Mia:
  (Whew, it's finally time...
  I'm kind of nervous...)

? ? ?:
  *Ah-HHHHEM!*

Mia:
  Oh! Mr. Grossberg!
  Good morning!

Grossberg:
  Ah, Mia.
  Please calm yourself down!

Grossberg:
  You're going to get yourself
  arrested for suspicious
  behavior, you know.

Mia:
  What are you talking about!!
  I am relaxed, Mr. Grossberg!!
  Look at me, I'm relaxed!!

Grossberg:
  *Grrrmmphh*
  L-Let go of my lapels!

Grossberg:
  Hmph... You obviously
  haven't got the temperament
  to be a lawyer.

Mia:
  I, err... I'm so sorry!
  It's just that I'm so
  nervous today...

Grossberg:
  Oh, that's right.
  This is your first time in the
  big leagues, isn't it?

Grossberg:
  Well, never you fear my dear.
  I, Marvin Grossberg, am
  at your service!

Mia:
  Umm, actually this is my
  second time in court...

Grossberg:
  Still, you surprised me...
  What, with your earnest
  request last night...

Grossberg:
  "Let me handle this case!"
  you suddenly said. And quite
  forcefully, too!

Mia:
  I just found out yesterday.
  About the case, I mean.

Grossberg:
  What?
  And you've already learned all
  the relevant facts?

Mia:
  Well about that... You see...
  I mean, of course I have!
  I think.

Grossberg:
  Oh dear...

Grossberg:
  In any case, don't let our
  client see you're so nervous.

Grossberg:
  You see the poor young man in
  the pink sweater over there?
  That's our client.

Phoenix:
  *cough* *sniffle*
  Good morning there everybody!

Mia:
  Good morning...
  (Try to keep smiling, Mia!)

Phoenix:
  I, err, I just want to say...
  I'll give it all I've got!

Phoenix:
  Yup, it'll be fine!
  No prob!
  *cough* *achoo* *achoo*

Mia:
  Oh, what's wrong?
  Do you have a cold or
  something... Mr. Wry?

Phoenix:
  Actually, it's Wright... Like
  the flying brothers... People
  screw it up all the time.

Phoenix:
  And yes I have a cold.
  That's what this mask is for.

Phoenix:
  My doc says this way, I won't
  give it to anyone else...
  Be kind to others, he says...

Mia:
  Right, Mr. Wright!
  You have nothing to fear
  in court today!

Mia:
  If you are truly innocent...
  I promise I will save you!

Phoenix:
  Nnnnggghh... P-Please
  l-let go of my shirt...
  *cough*

Mia:
  (That's right, he's the one
  on trial, not you! He's the
  one who should be nervous!)

Mia:
  (You need to stay strong for
  your client, Mia!)

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Mia:
  My name is Mia Fey.
  I'm still pretty new at this
  lawyer thing...

Mia:
  The first time I appeared in
  court was a year ago.

Mia:
  But that trial traumatized me
  so badly, I thought I'd never
  set foot in another courtroom.

Mia:
  It's been one year since then,
  and well, here I am again.

Mia:
  But this time...
  This time I'll win.

Mia:
  For my client...
  And for myself.

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April 11, 10:00 AM
District Court
Courtroom No. 2

Judge:
  Court is now in session for
  the trial of Phoenix Wright.

Mia:
  The defense is
  ready, Your Honor!

Payne:
  The prosecution is
  ready, Your Honor.

Judge:
  The defense today is...
  Ms... Ms... Mia Fey, was it?

Mia:
  Y-Yes, Your Honor.
  Is there a problem?

Judge:
  I was under the impression
  that Marvin Grossberg was
  to be leading the defense.

Mia:
  Yes! Well, you see...

Mia:
  Mr. Grossberg had...
  A-A bit of an emergency...

Judge:
  Emergency?
  But isn't that him standing
  there right next to you?

Mia:
  Yes, well...

Judge:
  You... You're just a rookie.
  Are you sure you can really
  handle this?

Mia:
  (Don't let him scare you, Mia!
  Give him your toughest look!)

Mia:
  Of course, Your Honor!
  ...
  I think.

Judge:
  Hmm...

Judge:
  Well, Mr. Payne.
  Your opening statement,
  please.

Payne:
  Well, well, well...

Payne:
  I can't believe a veteran like
  me has to spend his time baby-
  sitting a new defense lawyer.

Mia:
  ...!

Payne:
  Don't worry little girl.
  It will all be over soon.

Mia:
  (What was that all about?
  Was he trying to trash-talk
  me?)

Payne:
  Now then, I'd like to proceed
  with a summary of events
  on the day in question.

Payne:
  The incident occurred on
  the campus of Ivy University.

Payne:
  The murder victim was a
  student named Doug Swallow.

Payne:
  He was a fourth year student
  studying Pharmacology.

Judge:
  Hmm... It sounds like he was
  a very bright young man.

Payne:
  Yes, well, next we have a
  photo taken at the scene of
  the crime.

Payne:
  Students discovered the scene
  shortly after the murder. They
  found the victim's body...

Payne:
  ...and the defendant, who had
  obviously bungled his getaway.
  They then called the police.

Judge:
  Hmm... That certainly makes
  the defendant look very
  suspicious indeed.

Judge:
  Very well.
  The court accepts this photo
  into the record as evidence.

*Crime Photo 1 added to
the Court Record.*

Judge:
  By the way...

Judge:
  I can't quite tell the cause
  of death from this photo.

Payne:
  Hee, hee, hee...

Payne:
  Your reputation for sagacity
  is well-earned, Your Honor.

Payne:
  The truth is that this victim
  died a rather unusual death.

Mia:
  An unusual death...!?

Judge:
  What do you mean, Mr. Payne!?

Payne:
  Well...
  Perhaps the defense would
  like to take this question.

Mia:
  Huh...!?

Payne:
  A simple question. I thought
  I might loosen you up a bit.

Payne:
  I am a genteel-man, if you
  will.

Mia:
  Um, a what?

Mia:
  (Stand up to him, Mia!
  Show him what you're made of!)

Grossberg:
  Ah, a perfect opportunity!
  Well, what was it? The cause!
  Go on!

Grossberg:
  ...

Grossberg:
  ...Please say you know at
  least this much.

Mia:
  I-I'm so sorry...
  I-I didn't get a chance to
  read through the whole file.

Grossberg:
  *groan*
  My hemorrhoids are beginning
  to act up...

Grossberg:
  Now see here!

Grossberg:
  The details of the case are
  filed under the Court Record.

Grossberg:
  But you knew that already,
  didn't you?

Mia:
  (Ah! The Court Record! I think
  I can see that by touching the
  Court Record Button...)

Grossberg:
  All of the weapons we need can
  be found in the Court Record.

Grossberg:
  Take a good, hard look at the
  data there and think carefully
  before you answer, m'dear!

Mia:
  Y-Yes, sir!
  I'll do just that!

Mia:
  (I've got to stay calm!
  I can't let that prosecutor
  get the better of me!)

Mia:
  (The Court Record... OK, let's
  take a look! I just touch the
  Court Record Button here...)

Judge:
  Now then, would the attorney
  for the defense please answer
  the question?

Judge:
  What was the cause of death?

*** Asphyxiation ***************************
*
* Mia:
*   Well... I think you'll find
*   it was a case of asphyxiation.
*
* Judge:
*   Hmm...
*   Asphyxiation, huh?
*
* Grossberg:
*   M-Mia!
*   What are you saying!?
*
* Mia:
*   Well it's stuffy in here!
*   I can hardly breathe.
*
* Grossberg:
*   No one's asking how you feel!
*   Please, make sure to properly
*   read the Court Record!
*
* Mia:
*   I-I'm so sorry!
*   I'll take a better look!
*
* Mia:
*   (Hang in there, Mia! Open
*   the Court Record with the
*   Court Record Button...)
*
* Judge:
*   Hmm...
*   I'll ask you once again.
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*** Electrocution **************************
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

*** Hypothermia ****************************
*
* Mia:
*   Err... Hypothermia, I believe.
*
*   ...
*   ...
*   ......
*
* Mia:
*   Umm, Mr. Grossberg?
*
* Mia:
*   Does it suddenly feel very
*   cold in here to you?
*
* Grossberg:
*   That's because your absurd
*   reply has brought a chill
*   to the courtroom!
*
* Mia:
*   I-I'm so sorry...
*
* Grossberg:
*   Look at the Court Record more
*   carefully, would you!
*
* Grossberg:
*   How can you expect to win
*   a case this way!?
*
* Mia:
*   (Hang in there, Mia! Open
*   the Court Record with the
*   Court Record Button...)
*
* Judge:
*   Hmm...
*   I'll ask you once again.
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

Mia:
  According to the Court Record,
  it was a fatal electric shock.
  In other words, electrocution.

Judge:
  Electrocution? Hmm...
  But how could such a thing
  happen?

Judge:
  Did the murderer use some
  type of new, super-powerful
  stun-gun, perhaps?

Payne:
  The answer to that will become
  crystal clear as this trial
  proceeds, Your Honor.

Payne:
  But before that, there is one
  more vital issue.

Mia:
  Wh-What's that?

Payne:
  Why, motive of course.

Payne:
  Apparently there was some
  bad blood between the victim
  and the defendant.

Judge:
  Bad blood...?

Mia:
  Wh-What do you mean...?

Payne:
  Oopsie! I'm terribly sorry.

Payne:
  You're the defense attorney,
  so you must know all about it.

Payne:
  I shouldn't be stealing your
  spotlight like this.

Mia:
  (I really don't like this
  guy's smug attitude...)

Grossberg:
  That's Winston Payne for you.
  He is one smooth operator,
  if you catch my drift.

Grossberg:
  They don't call him the
  "Rookie Killer" for nothing,
  you know.

Judge:
  Now then, let's hear from
  the defense.

Judge:
  What was the source of the
  bad blood between the victim
  and the defendant?

Judge:
  And this time, I would like to
  see some supporting evidence!

Mia:
  Ev-Evidence...?

Grossberg:
  Ah, no need to get all worked
  up over this.

Grossberg:
  As I said, all our weapons can
  be found in the Court Record.

Grossberg:
  Find the evidence you need
  and then shove it into Ol'
  Graybeard's face!

Mia:
  Y-Yes, sir!
  Into Ol' Graybeard's face!

Judge:
  Err, Mr. Grossberg.

Judge:
  Try to set a better example
  for the young lady!

Grossberg:
  Mia, evidence isn't the only
  thing in the Court Record.
  People's profiles are as well.

Grossberg:
  You can toggle between
  Profiles and Evidence, so be
  sure to go over it all!

Judge:
  Now then, let's see what
  you've got.

Judge:
  What was the cause of the
  bad blood between Phoenix
  Wright and the victim?

*** Present something wrong ****************
*
* Mia:
*   *TAKE THAT!*
*
* Judge:
*   Mr. Grossberg...
*
* Judge:
*   I honestly think it would be
*   best for the defense if you
*   were in charge.
*
* Judge:
*   I'm afraid Ms. Fey might stir
*   up some bad blood with this
*   court if she were to continue.
*
* Grossberg:
*   Or simply put, you are quite
*   mistaken, m'dear.
*
* Mia:
*   Oh no...
*   I'm so sorry...
*
* Judge:
*   Even if you are new, your
*   lack of preparation is
*   inexcusable.
*
* Judge:
*   Now take a moment and think it
*   over again.
*
* Mia:
*   Y-Yes, Your Honor!
*   (It's OK! You've got another
*   chance, Mia!)
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*Present Dahlia Hawthorne profile*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  The reason for the bad blood
  between the two of them was...
  this woman here.

Judge:
  Dahlia Hawthorne, is it?

Payne:
  Very good, Ms. Fey.
  You seem to have picked up
  on at least this much.

Payne:
  This woman is the girlfriend
  of the defendant, Phoenix
  Wright.

Payne:
  But up until about eight
  months ago, she was with
  the victim, Mr. Swallow.

Payne:
  Clearly she has some part
  to play in this story.

Judge:
  Hmm...

Grossberg:
  Ah, he's done it again.

Grossberg:
  Before the cross-examination
  starts, he's already got the
  judge thinking like he wants.

Judge:
  Very well, Mr. Payne.
  Please call your first
  witness!

Payne:
  If it pleases the court, the
  prosecution would like to
  call Mr. Phoenix Wright.

Judge:
  What? The defendant himself?
  Well, Ms. Fey?

Mia:
  (It's fine! After all,
  Mr. Wright is innocent, right?)

Mia:
  The defense has no objection.

Judge:
  Very well.

Judge:
  The court calls Mr. Phoenix
  Wright to the witness stand!

--------------------------------------------

Payne:
  Witness, please state your
  name and occupation.

Phoenix:
  Oh, ah, yes...
  My name is Phoenix Wright.

Phoenix:
  My job is, um... Well, right
  now, I guess I'm a suspect.

Judge:
  No, no. He means what did
  you do before you were
  arrested?

Phoenix:
  Oh...
  *achoo* *achoo* *achoo*
  I was a university student.

Payne:
  Mr. Wright.

Payne:
  You understand that you are
  suspected in the death of your
  fellow student, Doug Swa--

Phoenix:
  But! But I didn't do it!
  I'm innocent I tell you!

Phoenix:
  I'm telling you I was...
  *achoo* *achoo* *cough*
  *cough* *achoo* *cough*

Judge:
  Would the defendant please
  refrain from passing on his
  cold to the rest of us!

Payne:
  It seems the witness has
  something he wants to say.

Judge:
  Hmm...
  Well then, Mr. Wright.

Judge:
  Please tell us about your
  relation to the victim.

Phoenix:
  Right away, Your Honor!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- The Victim and I --

(1)
Phoenix:
  Um, I...
  I admit I was there...

(2)
Phoenix:
  But I'm not a killer!
  All I did was find his body!

(3)
Phoenix:
  I hardly knew the guy to begin
  with...

(4)
Phoenix:
  I never even talked to that
  stuck-up British wannabe!

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Hmm... I see.
  So you hardly knew the victim?

Phoenix:
  Right!
  Like I said, I'm not a killer!

Mia:
  Whew... It looks like the
  judge understands.

Grossberg:
  Mmfph...
  You're being naïve, you know.
  Too naïve.

Mia:
  Huh...?

Payne:
  Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee.

Payne:
  It seems that you've forgotten
  one small thing, young lady.

Mia:
  And that would be...?

Payne:
  This witness still has to
  undergo something called
  cross-examination.

Mia:
  Cross-examination...?

Grossberg:
  He's right. And it's the
  defense's duty to carry out
  the cross-examination.

Grossberg:
  The purpose is to determine if
  a witness's testimony contains
  any contradictions.

Mia:
  Contradictions...?

Grossberg:
  If a witness is lying, their
  statements will conflict with
  the Court Record.

Mia:
  But... Mr. Wright is my
  client!

Grossberg:
  Even if he is your client, in
  court, all lies must be struck
  down.

Grossberg:
  As a lawyer, that is
  your duty, you see.

Mia:
  (What does he mean by that?
  Is he saying that testimony
  just now...)

Mia:
  (That there was a lie --
  a contradiction?)

Judge:
  Now then, your cross-
  examination, if you please,
  Ms. Fey.

Mia:
  (Please, Mr. Wright... Tell me
  you haven't been lying!)

Mia:
  (You wouldn't do that to me...
  would you...?)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CROSS EXAMINATION
-- The Victim and I --

(1)
Phoenix:
  Um, I...
  I admit I was there...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       When you say "there", you
       mean the place where the
       victim was murdered?

     Phoenix:
       Y-Yeah, sort of.
       The place where SOMETHING
       happened anyway.

     Payne:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Payne:
       "Something"? You can't hide
       what happened. We have
       photographic evidence.

     Phoenix:
       *achoo*
       *achoo* *achoo* *achoo*

     Mia:
       A-Anyway, Mr. Wright...

     Mia:
       What were you doing at the
       scene of the crime?

     Mia:
       I thought you said you didn't
       know the victim, Mr. Swallow.

     Phoenix:
       It was just a coincidence!
       We bumped into each other
       by accident.

     Judge:
       A coincidence, huh...?

(2)
Phoenix:
  But I'm not a killer!
  All I did was find his body!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You say you found the body?
       So who called the police?

     Phoenix:
       Huh!? Um...
       *achoo* *cough* *achoo*
       *cough* *achoo* *cough*

     Payne:
       Unfortunately it was some
       other students that notified
       the police.

     Judge:
       "Other students"...?

     Payne:
       That's correct.
       They were witnesses.

     Payne:
       Witnesses who saw the
       defendant standing there,
       next to the body, in shock!

     Judge:
       W-What!
       Is this true, Mr. Wright!?

     Phoenix:
       *achoo*
       *achoo* *achoo*
       *achoo* *achoo* *achoo*

     Mia:
       (Could you stop sneezing every
       time you're in a bind...?)

     Phoenix:
       W-Well, it's true that I was
       pretty shocked when I found
       the body.

     Phoenix:
       But, but I...

(3)
Phoenix:
  I hardly knew the guy to begin
  with...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So, you didn't know his face,
       or even his name, right?

     Phoenix:
       Right!
       Um, well, no...
       That is... I mean...

     Mia:
       So... Which is it?
       Did you know him or not?

     Phoenix:
       *achoo*
       *achoo* *achoo*

     Judge:
       Now, see here! You can't avoid
       answering the question by
       sneezing all day!

     Phoenix:
       Err... Umm, well...
       I guess I did know his name.

     Mia:
       (N-News to me! Why didn't he
       tell me that before...?)

     Phoenix:
       Um... I heard he used to
       date Dollie.

     Judge:
       Who is this "Dollie" person?

     Payne:
       Ah yes, that would be the
       defendant's lover, Ms. Dahlia
       Hawthorne.

     Judge:
       Oh, I see.
       Ah, young love...
       So bittersweet...

     Phoenix:
       But that's all I knew
       about him!

(4)
Phoenix:
  I never even talked to that
  stuck-up British wannabe!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Mr. Wright, you stated the
       following in your testimony:

     Mia:
       "I hardly knew the guy to
       begin with..."

     Phoenix:
       Th-That's right! I mean why
       would I even--

     Mia:
       But that doesn't sound right.

     Mia:
       If you hardly knew him...

     Mia:
       ...then why would you say that
       the victim was a "stuck-up
       British wannabe"!?

     Phoenix:
       ...

     Mia:
       ...

     Phoenix:
       ...
       *achoo*

     Mia:
       Well, Mr. Wright!?

     Phoenix:
       Ah! No! It wasn't me!
       I'm not a killer, I swear!

     Judge:
       Mr. Wright. I will give you an
       opportunity to revise your
       testimony.

     Judge:
       How is it that you knew the
       victim was, as you put it,
       a "British wannabe"...?

     Phoenix:
       Y-Yes, well...

     ADD STATEMENT (4b)

(4b)
Phoenix:
  He was always walking around
  with a huge Union Jack on the
  back of his shirt.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Did you see it at the
       crime scene?
       The Union Jack, I mean.

     Phoenix:
       Y-Yes, that's right!
       I saw it at the crime scene!

     Phoenix:
       That's why... That's why I
       figured he must love British
       stuff, see?

     Phoenix:
       It's true! Cross my heart!
       I swear I didn't do it...

     Mia:
       (He's acting fishier than the
       salmon I ate last night...)

     Judge:
       May I ask you something,
       Ms. Fey?

     Mia:
       Y-Yes, Your Honor.
       (What is it now?)

     Judge:
       Who is this person anyway?
       This "Union Jack" fellow...

     Mia:
       ...

     Payne:
       The Union Jack is the name
       of the flag of England.

     Judge:
       Oh, I see...
       So you mean like the
       "Stars and Stripes", right?

     Payne:
       As usual, Your Honor, your
       insight astounds me.

     Mia:
       (Hey, something just
       occurred to me...)

     Mia:
       (Isn't there something
       strange about this bit
       just now?)

     Grossberg:
       Mia...
       There is a contradiction here!

     Mia:
       M-Mr. Grossberg!

     Grossberg:
       Quickly now! Show that
       boy you mean business!
       With evidence, I mean!

     Mia:
       (OK, Mia, check the
       Court Record carefully!)

--------------------------------------------

Grossberg:
  Well m'dear, do you think you
  can manage on your own from
  this point?

*** I can handle it myself. ****************
*
* Mia:
*   (One year ago... I was in a
*   courtroom just like this.)
*
* Mia:
*   (I can do it.
*   I can handle this myself!)
*
* Grossberg:
*   Mmrgh... You mustn't try to
*   bite off more than you can
*   chew, Mia.
*
* Mia:
*   I-I'll be fine!
*   I know what I have to do!
*
* Grossberg:
*   Remember, you can always press
*   him to get more information.
*   Oh, and one more thing.
*
* Grossberg:
*   When you're going to state a
*   contradiction, make sure you
*   present some definitive proof.
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

*** I need some help. **********************
*
* Mia:
*   Umm, Mr. Grossberg...
*   I could use a little help...
*
* Grossberg:
*   Ah, please don't look so sad.
*   It brings a tear to my eye
*   when you do.
*
* Grossberg:
*   Alright, listen carefully. By
*   comparing the testimony
*   to the Court Record...
*
* Grossberg:
*   ...you should be able to
*   discover any contradictions,
*   if there are any.
*
* Grossberg:
*   And when you've found one...
*
* Mia:
*   I present the piece of
*   evidence that contradicts
*   the witness's testimony...?
*
* Grossberg:
*   Yes. That's the ticket!
*
* Mia:
*   But still... I don't see any
*   contradictions in Mr. Wright's
*   testimony!
*
* Grossberg:
*   Hmm... Maybe you don't have
*   enough information yet.
*
* Mia:
*   Information...?
*
* Grossberg:
*   You can press for more
*   information by leaning on
*   a witness.
*
* Mia:
*   Even if they're my own client?
*
* Grossberg:
*   It doesn't matter who it is,
*   if you think they're lying,
*   press them like a cheap suit!
*
* Grossberg:
*   That is the obligation of
*   an attorney.
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

Mia:
  (OK, Mia. One more time, from
  the very beginning of his
  testimony!)

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Present Crime Photo 1* at (4b)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  Are you certain you saw the
  "Union Jack"?

Phoenix:
  Y-Yeah, I'm sure. It was
  right there on his back.

Judge:
  Ms. Fey, is there some point
  to this line of questioning?

Mia:
  Your Honor, please take
  another look at the crime
  scene photo.

Mia:
  As you can see, there's
  absolutely nothing written on
  the victim's back.

Phoenix:
  Hey! Wait a minute!
  He's wearing a leather jacket!

Phoenix:
  The Union Jack was on the
  back of the t-shirt he
  was wearing...

Mia:
  I was under the impression
  that you accidentally came
  across the body.

Mia:
  But, if that was really
  the case, then you wouldn't
  know that, would you?

Mia:
  You'd have no idea at all
  what he was wearing
  underneath that jacket!

Mia:
  Mr. Wright...
  You've been lying to me!

Phoenix:
  ...
  P-P-P-Please forgive me!
  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Grossberg:
  Mia!
  You've made our client cry!

Mia:
  Let him! That "P" on his
  chest doesn't stand for
  Phoenix anyways!

Mia:
  I can't believe I trusted him!
  Mr. Wright was all wrong!

Payne:
  Hee, hee, hee, hee.
  That was an impressive bit
  of cross-examination.

Mia:
  ...!

Payne:
  Thank you for uncovering
  the defendant's lies for me.

Payne:
  It's quite clear that this man
  did not simply "stumble upon"
  the scene of the crime!

Phoenix:
  Uggghhh...

Mia:
  (Uh oh...
  Did I go too far?)

Payne:
  By the way, Mr. Wright.

Payne:
  You seem to have a rather bad
  cold. Have you taken any
  medicine for it?

Phoenix:
  I, err, umm...
  Yeah, I took some but...

Payne:
  Was the medicine that you
  took an over-the-counter brand
  called "Coldkiller X"?

Phoenix:
  Yeah, that's right!
  It kills colds good!

Phoenix:
  Hey, wait a second...

Phoenix:
  How did you know I'm a big
  fan of Coldkiller X...?

Payne:
  Hee, hee, hee, hee...
  Would you happen to have that
  medicine with you right now?

Phoenix:
  Well...
  Actually, I seem to have
  lost it somewhere...

Mia:
  (He lost it?
  Does this even have anything
  to do with the case...?)

Payne:
  Mr. Wright...

Payne:
  Shall I tell you where your
  cold medicine is right now?

Phoenix:
  Huh...?

Payne:
  Your Honor! I'd like you to
  take a look at another photo
  from the crime scene!

Judge:
  Wh-What's this!
  In the victim's hand, it's...

Judge:
  It's Coldkiller X...!

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  Y-Yes, but even I've got a
  bottle of Coldkiller X in my
  apartment!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that
  argument won't work.

Payne:
  There's no doubt as to who
  this bottle of Coldkiller X
  belonged to.

Payne:
  Especially since Mr. Wright's
  fingerprints were all over it!

Mia:
  Wh-What!?

Payne:
  Sensing his murderous intent,
  Mr. Swallow must have picked
  up the bottle of medicine...

Payne:
  ...dropped by Mr. Wright and
  hid it in his hand.

Payne:
  His purpose in doing so can
  only have been to identify his
  killer as Phoenix Wright!

Judge:
  Order! Order in the court!

Payne:
  Your Honor!
  I'd like to present this photo
  and bottle as evidence!

Judge:
  Very well.
  The court will accept them
  into the record.

*Crime Photo 2 added to
the Court Record.*

*Coldkiller X added to
the Court Record.*

Payne:
  Also, the victim's
  wristwatch was broken.

Judge:
  Broken...?

Payne:
  Yes, it ceased functioning
  when a large wave of
  electricity passed through it.

Payne:
  Well, Mr. Wright!
  Do you have some kind of
  explanation for all of this!?

Phoenix:
  Uggghhh...

Mia:
  (This is really bad...)

Grossberg:
  Oh, my buttocks...
  My poor, poor hemorrhoids...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- What Really Happened --

(1)
Phoenix:
  The truth is...
  I went because he called me.

(2)
Phoenix:
  He was in the Pharmacology
  Dept., so we agreed to meet at
  2:45 behind that building...

(3)
Phoenix:
  We talked for a bit, and then
  at around 3:00, we split up.

(4)
Phoenix:
  Then later when I went back,
  I found him lying there.

(5)
Phoenix:
  I'd been taking Coldkiller X for
  the last 2 or 3 days...

(6)
Phoenix:
  But I lost my bottle of it
  around lunchtime on the day
  of the accident.

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Mr. Wright! That's completely
  different than the testimony
  you gave previously!

Phoenix:
  *achoo* *achoo* *achoo*

Phoenix:
  I-I'm sorry, Your Honor!
  I was afraid you wouldn't
  believe the truth!

Payne:
  You'll forgive me if I say
  I hardly find your current
  testimony any more credible.

Judge:
  Hmm...
  Ms. Fey, please begin your
  cross-examination.

Mia:
  (Oh please, Mr. Wright...
  Don't tell any more lies.)

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CROSS EXAMINATION
-- What Really Happened --

(1)
Phoenix:
  The truth is...
  I went because he called me.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Had you ever met the victim
       before then?

     Phoenix:
       No! Never!
       ...
       But...

     Phoenix:
       That day, he called me up and
       told me he wanted to talk
       about Dollie.

     Judge:
       And this "Dollie" person
       is...?

     Phoenix:
       My um...
       It's kind of embarrassing.
       She's my, umm, sweetheart...

     Grossberg:
       Oomph...!
       Wh-What...
       What was that for, Mia!?

     Mia:
       Oh! I'm so sorry! I just felt
       like slapping something all
       of a sudden!

     Payne:
       Dahlia Hawthorne was also
       the lover of the murder
       victim, Doug Swallow.

     Payne:
       ...Before she met
       Mr. Wright, that is.

     Judge:
       Hmm...
       So it was one of those nasty
       love triangles, I see...

(2)
Phoenix:
  He was in the Pharmacology
  Dept., so we agreed to meet at
  2:45 behind that building...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Was it Mr. Swallow who
       indicated you should meet at
       2:45?

     Phoenix:
       Yeah. And we were both there
       right on time.

     Judge:
       Hmm...
       You said the victim was in the
       Pharmacology Dept., correct?

     Phoenix:
       Yeah, he was studying how to
       manufacture and improve
       pharmaceuticals.

     Phoenix:
       Everyone called him the
       "Alchemist of Ivy U".

     Judge:
       An "alchemist"... I see...

     Phoenix:
       I gotta admit it was a little
       suspicious. He had a whole
       laboratory and everything!

     Phoenix:
       It was filled with chemicals
       and strange machines that run
       on high-voltage electricity.

     Judge:
       Ho ho. How fascinating.
       He sounds like he was quite
       an ambitious young man.

     Mia:
       (What do I do!?
       Maybe I should ask him for
       some more details?)

     *** About timing of the meeting ************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   So you are absolutely
     *   certain that you met at 2:45?
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   Yeah, pretty sure.
     *   That's the time class ends.
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   But they're always doing
     *   experiments, so it doesn't
     *   matter much.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   Experiments...?
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   Yeah. Those pharmacology
     *   guys are always in the lab
     *   whipping up something.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (Well, it looks like he's
     *   right about the time anyway.)
     *
     * Payne:
     *   Witness, let's go on with
     *   your testimony.
     *
     ********************************************

     *** About Pharmacology Dept. ***************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   I was wondering if you could
     *   tell us a bit more about the
     *   Pharmacology Department.
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   Well OK, sure.
     *   I don't know all that much
     *   though.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   A little bit earlier in your
     *   testimony, you said something
     *   interesting.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   You said the department uses
     *   strange machines that run on
     *   high-voltage electricity.
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   That's right.
     *   And they sure look dangerous.
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   They use non-standard
     *   voltages, so there are high-
     *   voltage cables everywhere.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   "High-voltage cables"...
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   Yeah, there were electrical
     *   poles set up all around the
     *   building.
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   The high-voltage cables run
     *   overhead around the roof.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (Finally I think we're
     *   getting somewhere...!)
     *
     ********************************************

     *** Forget about it ************************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (I've gotten everything I need
     *   from this statement. It's time
     *   to move on.)
     *
     * Payne:
     *   In any case, let's continue
     *   with your testimony.
     *
     ********************************************

(3)
Phoenix:
  We talked for a bit, and then
  at around 3:00, we split up.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So what was it you were
       talking about?

     Phoenix:
       You know... *achoo* *cough*
       That maybe we should hang out
       again sometime.

     Mia:
       ("Hang out again sometime"?
       I wish that were true.)

(4)
Phoenix:
  Then later when I went back,
  I found him lying there.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So you say you went back...

     Phoenix:
       Umm, yeah.
       That's when I found the body.

     Mia:
       Yes, but why did you go back
       in the first place?
       Weren't you angry with him?

     Phoenix:
       Well, th-that's right, I was.

     Phoenix:
       ...

     Mia:
       Then why, Mr. Wright?
       Why did you go back there?

     Phoenix:
       ...

     Phoenix:
       Umm...
       I thought maybe we could
       make up.

     Mia:
       ...

     Payne:
       ...

     Judge:
       ...

     Phoenix:
       ...
       *achoo* *achoo*

     Mia:
       (Judging by the atmosphere...
       I'm pretty sure no one is
       buying this.)

(5)
Phoenix:
  I'd been taking Coldkiller X for
  the last 2 or 3 days...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       It's rather unusual to catch a
       cold this time of the year,
       isn't it?

     Phoenix:
       Yeah, I always get a little
       careless when the weather
       starts to warm up.

     Phoenix:
       I guess I shouldn't sleep
       with the window open
       this early in spring, huh?

     Mia:
       (I suppose common sense
       is not always common...)

     Mia:
       So...
       Did anyone else know that you
       were taking cold medicine?

     Phoenix:
       Well, I always took one
       after meals...

     Phoenix:
       So I'm pretty sure all my
       friends knew about it.

(6)
Phoenix:
  But I lost my bottle of it
  around lunchtime on the day
  of the accident.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       On the day of the incident,
       what did you do for lunch...?

     Phoenix:
       Huh? What does that have
       to do with anything?

     Mia:
       You can never be too sure...

     Phoenix:
       I always eat with Dollie...
       Just the two of us.

     Phoenix:
       Dollie's homemade lunches are
       just the greatest!

     Phoenix:
       Mmm! Her mini-omelettes are
       magically delicious!
       Eheh heh heh.

     Grossberg:
       Yeowch!!
       Wh-Why did you punch me in
       the jaw!?

     Mia:
       Oh! I-I'm so sorry...!
       I just felt like hurting
       someone all of a sudden!

--------------------------------------------

Grossberg:
  Well, Mia?

Mia:
  I don't know...

Mia:
  I can't seem to find any
  contradictions.

Grossberg:
  The boy isn't exactly what
  I'd call a natural-born liar,
  you know.

Grossberg:
  But still, we can't have him
  continue to spout nonsense.

Mia:
  I know... But what can I do!?

Grossberg:
  Well, I'm certain he must
  still be hiding something.

Grossberg:
  Information! Right now it's
  information we need more
  than anything else!

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*After pressing at (2) [+ second choice] and (6)*

Judge:
  I think that's enough for now.

Judge:
  So the defendant and the
  victim met at approximately
  the time of his death.

Judge:
  And then the defendant
  returned to the scene for some
  unknown reason.

Payne:
  I'm not entirely convinced by
  his explanation about the
  medicine bottle either.

Judge:
  Let me be frank here,
  Mr. Wright.

Judge:
  Your testimony cannot be
  trusted.

Phoenix:
  Wh-What do you mean!?

Payne:
  Hee, hee, hee, hee...

Payne:
  I knew it was too much work
  for a little girl.

Mia:
  Hmph...!

Judge:
  However, there is one
  mystery that still remains.

Payne:
  There is, Your Honor?

Judge:
  How the murder was
  carried out, of course.

Judge:
  Just how was the victim
  electrocuted?

Judge:
  I don't believe the murder
  weapon has been produced yet,
  correct?

Payne:
  Well, that is... I...
  You are correct, Your Honor.

Mia:
  (So how exactly was
  Mr. Swallow killed...?)

Mia:
  (If I could somehow establish
  how it was done...)

Mia:
  (Maybe I could still come out
  of this mess smelling like a
  rose!)

*** Establish murder method ****************
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

*** Can't right now ************************
*
* Mia:
*   (Hmm, I do have one idea, but
*   it would be impossible to
*   prove it.)
*
* Grossberg:
*   Mia, m'dear.
*
* Grossberg:
*   If you have any ideas, now is
*   the time to present them.
*
* Mia:
*   Mr. Grossberg!
*
* Grossberg:
*   Remember, silence is
*   NOT golden.
*   ...In court, anyway.
*
* Mia:
*   (Silence is not golden, huh?
*   Well in that case...)
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

Mia:
  Your Honor!

Judge:
  Y-Yes, Ms. Fey?

Mia:
  I believe that if we were to
  piece together everything
  we've heard up until now...

Mia:
  ...we should be able to solve
  the mystery of how
  Mr. Swallow died.

Judge:
  Th-That would be most
  impressive!

Payne:
  Hee, hee, hee, hee...
  Quite the brash statement
  coming from a rookie!

Payne:
  But even a beginner like you
  must understand the basic
  rules of the court, yes?

Payne:
  An attorney must be able to
  substantiate their arguments
  with evidence!

Mia:
  Hmph! Of course I know that!
  (Actually, I had totally
  forgotten about that...)

Judge:
  Now then, Ms. Fey.
  Let me see what you've got.

Judge:
  Show me how you believe
  the victim was electrocuted!

*** Present something wrong ****************
*
* Mia:
*   *TAKE THAT!*
*
* Judge:
*   Ms. Fey, I'm deeply
*   disappointed in you.
*
* Payne:
*   I'm disappointed as well,
*   Ms. Fey.
*
* Grossberg:
*   To be honest, I'm a bit
*   disappointed too, Mia.
*
* Phoenix:
*   ...
*   *achoo*
*
* Mia:
*   (Argh! I need to use my
*   brain on this!)
*
* Mia:
*   (Come on, Mia!
*   You can't strike out here!)
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*Present Crime Photo 1*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  As for the cause of
  death...

Mia:
  ...I'd say this picture
  captures it quite well!

Judge:
  Wh-What!?

Judge:
  But there is nothing that
  even remotely resembles
  a murder weapon here...

Judge:
  Hmm, I'm afraid the defense is
  going to have to explain this
  in a bit more detail.

Judge:
  Ms. Fey, where exactly in this
  photo is the murder weapon?

*** Present anywhere else ******************
*
* Mia:
*   Well naturally...
*   it's right around here!
*   ...I think.
*
* Judge:
*   Ms. Fey, I'm deeply
*   disappointed in you.
*
* Payne:
*   I'm disappointed as well,
*   Ms. Fey.
*
* Grossberg:
*   To be honest, I'm a bit
*   disappointed too, Mia.
*
* Phoenix:
*   ...
*   *achoo*
*
* Mia:
*   (Argh! I need to use my
*   brain on this!)
*
* Mia:
*   (Come on, Mia!
*   You can't strike out here!)
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*Present severed electrical cable*

Mia:
  Well, naturally...
  it's right here!

Judge:
  That's... That's...
  What is that?

Mia:
  A severed electrical cable,
  I believe... Your Honor.

Mia:
  Remember the testimony
  we've heard.

Mia:
  The machines the pharmacology
  students use in their experi-
  ments require high voltage...

Mia:
  ...and because of that, there
  are special high-voltage
  cables strung up everywhere!

Judge:
  So then, the high-voltage
  cable...!

Mia:
  Yes, the high-voltage cable is
  the cause of death. That is
  the most likely explanation!

Judge:
  Hmm...
  That certainly sounds
  plausible.

Judge:
  Well, Mr. Payne? What do you
  have to say about this?

Payne:
  Well... I believe some praise
  is in order.

Mia:
  Don't toy with me, old man!

Payne:
  Now, now. The victim's cause
  of death may indeed have been
  a high-voltage cable.

Payne:
  However!
  I want you to think about
  what that really implies!

Payne:
  The only one who had the
  opportunity to use the cable
  as a murder weapon was...

Payne:
  The defendant!

Phoenix:
  ...
  *achoo*

Judge:
  Hmm...
  That much is certainly true.

Payne:
  Yes, and that's not all.
  We have proof.

Payne:
  Irrefutable proof that will
  establish that Mr. Wright
  was the murderer.

Judge:
  Y-You do!? Well, what is it!?

Payne:
  His fingerprints.

Judge:
  Fingerprints...?

Judge:
  You mean that the defendant's
  fingerprints were on something
  besides the medicine bottle?

Payne:
  Let's take another look at the
  crime scene photo.

Payne:
  As you can see, the victim is
  wearing a leather jacket.

Payne:
  And as you may know, leather
  holds fingerprints quite well.

Mia:
  Ah!
  Y-You mean...?

Payne:
  Yes. It was quite clearly
  imprinted on the chest
  area of the victim's jacket.

Payne:
  The palm print of the
  defendant's very own hand!

Judge:
  Wh-Whaaat!?

Payne:
  I can only think of one way
  Mr. Wright could have left
  a print like that.

Payne:
  Intent on murder, he squarely
  pushed the victim towards the
  severed electrical cable!

Judge:
  Order! Order! Order!
  That's enough!

Judge:
  I think we can conclude that
  there is no reason to continue
  with this cross-examination.

Grossberg:
  Stick a fork in us, we're
  done.

Mia:
  M-Mr. Grossberg!

Grossberg:
  My hemorrhoids never lie.
  The show is over, Mia.

Grossberg:
  I knew that boy was guilty the
  first time I saw him.

Mia:
  N-No! You're wrong!

Mia:
  Mr. Wright is innocent.

Judge:
  No further evidence is
  required to convince me of
  this man's guilt!

Mia:
  Y-Your Honor...!

Judge:
  At this time, I am prepared to
  render a verdict in this case!

Mia:
  *HOLD IT!*

Judge:
  Do you have something
  further to add, Ms. Fey?

Mia:
  Is this what you want,
  Mr. Wright!?

Phoenix:
  ...!

Mia:
  You still haven't told us
  the truth... the whole truth.

Mia:
  If you don't say something
  now, the judge is going to
  hand down his verdict!

Phoenix:
  B-But I... I can't!
  I-I just can't say it!

Phoenix:
  If I told you what really
  happened, then I'd b-be...

Mia:
  It's OK, Mr. Wright.
  I'm your attorney.
  You can trust me.

Phoenix:
  M-Miss Fey...

Mia:
  No matter what it is you have
  to say...

Mia:
  I believe in you and I'll
  represent you to the very end.

Phoenix:
  ...!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  We've already established
  the defendant's guilt.

Payne:
  There's no further need for
  him to say anything.

Phoenix:
  *cough* *cough*

Phoenix:
  W-Wait a minute!

Mia:
  Mr. Wright...

Phoenix:
  I...
  I'll tell you what really
  happened!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  But I've already told you,
  Mr. Wright. There's no need
  for further...

Phoenix:
  *cough*

Phoenix:
  I-I-I... I did it...
  I admit it!
  I pushed him!

Phoenix:
  It's my fault...
  My f-fault that D-Doug Swallow
  is dead!

--------------------------------------------

  That girl...
  You shouldn't see her anymore.

  Hey!
  It's none of your business!

  I'm telling you for your sake.
  If you continue to see her,
  it's going to be bad news.

  Y-You're lying!

  Just listen to me.
  There's something you need
  to know about that girl... ...

  Stop it!

  D-Don't talk about her like
  that!

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  ...
  What you just said...
  Was that the truth!?

Phoenix:
  Y-Yes, I... I was afraid...
  Afraid that if I told the
  truth...

Phoenix:
  ...everyone would think I was
  the murderer for sure!

Judge:
  Well, as things currently
  stand, we're all absolutely
  convinced you are!

Phoenix:
  P-Please...!

Phoenix:
  Please give me one more
  chance to explain!

Phoenix:
  This time I swear...
  I swear I'll tell the whole
  truth!

Phoenix:
  It'll be OK, won't it,
  Miss Fey? I...
  I believe in you!

Mia:
  Oh! Um, th-thank you.

Mia:
  (I still can't believe it...
  He really did push the
  victim...)

Grossberg:
  Unnngh...
  It feels like my hemorrhoids
  are doing the Harlem Shake!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- When I Pushed The Victim --

(1)
Phoenix:
  That guy... He was talking
  bad about Dollie...

(2)
Phoenix:
  I lost my temper and gave
  him a shove!

(3)
Phoenix:
  At that moment, I heard
  some kind of loud noise...

(4)
Phoenix:
  A little while after I left,
  I started to get worried.

(5)
Phoenix:
  So I went back. But h-he
  was just laying there, d-dead!

--------------------------------------------

Payne:
  Well, the explanation is
  really quite simple.

Payne:
  When you pushed him,
  Mr. Swallow flew back and
  touched the electrical cable.

Payne:
  He died from the shock.
  And that, as they say, is
  that.

Judge:
  Hmm... A simple explanation
  indeed.

Payne:
  At the time of the incident,
  a light rain had been falling.

Payne:
  Wet from the rain, the victim
  was more easily electrocuted.

Phoenix:
  B-But!

Phoenix:
  When I pushed him, there
  weren't any electrical cables
  nearby!

Phoenix:
  If there had been something
  like that, even I would've
  noticed it!

Mia:
  (That's true...
  Even a dufus like him couldn't
  miss that!)

Judge:
  Hmm...
  Ms. Fey.

Judge:
  Let me warn you right now that
  if your cross-examination
  doesn't yield any new facts...

Judge:
  ...I intend to deliver my
  verdict without further delay.
  Are we clear on that?

Mia:
  Y-Yes, Your Honor.

Mia:
  (Don't give up, Mia!)

Mia:
  (If he is innocent, there must
  be some kind of evidence
  somewhere that will prove it!)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CROSS EXAMINATION
-- When I Pushed The Victim --

(1)
Phoenix:
  That guy... He was talking
  bad about Dollie...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So what kinds of things did
       Mr. Swallow say to you?

     Phoenix:
       He said all sorts of terrible
       things about Dollie!

     Phoenix:
       He said that she was a
       bad girl!

     Payne:
       ...

     Mia:
       ...

     Judge:
       ...
       Umm...
       Is that all?

     Phoenix:
       Yup!

     Judge:
       Well, Ms. Fey, you
       heard him yourself.

     Mia:
       (Oh boy! You're not doing
       yourself any favors here,
       Mr. Wright!)

     Mia:
       (Please don't make this harder
       for me than it already is!)

     Phoenix:
       Anyway... After he said that,
       I just, I just...

(2)
Phoenix:
  I lost my temper and gave
  him a shove!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Can you tell me about what
       happened in a little more
       detail?

     Phoenix:
       That guy... He just said what
       he wanted to say to me...

     Phoenix:
       And then he put on the jacket
       he was holding and started
       to leave.

     Phoenix:
       That's when... That's when I
       lost my temper and flew into
       a furious frenzy!

     Phoenix:
       I just gave him a... light,
       gentle shove to the chest.

     Mia:
       And when you did that, there
       was no severed cable anywhere
       to be seen?

     Phoenix:
       Right! There was nothing
       like that at all!

     Payne:
       But is it possible that you
       merely overlooked it?

     Phoenix:
       ...
       Well, I guess it's possible.

     Mia:
       (What are you doing!? Don't
       let that guy steamroll over
       you like cheap asphalt!)

     Judge:
       I believe what's important
       here is the moment the
       push occurred.

     Judge:
       Let's continue on with the
       testimony, witness.

(3)
Phoenix:
  At that moment, I heard some
  kind of loud noise...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       A "loud noise"?
       And what would you say that
       loud noise was, Mr. Wright?

     Phoenix:
       I'm not sure...
       But it was really loud!

     Phoenix:
       It was like, "SNAP!"...
       You know, come to think of it,
       I wonder what that was...

     Payne:
       Hee, hee, hee, hee...

     Payne:
       Clearly, Your Honor, it was
       the sound of the victim being
       electrocuted.

     Mia:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Mia:
       Y-You're not qualified to
       decide that!

     Mia:
       (What should I do?
       I'm treading on some
       dangerous ground here...)

     *** Ask for more details *******************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   Mr. Wright, that "loud noise"
     *   you heard may be extremely
     *   important.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   So try to remember what it
     *   was!
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   Umm, how do I put it...
     *   It was like a sharp crack.
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   Aha! Could it...
     *   Could it have been...?
     *
     * Mia:
     *   Yes?
     *   Could it have been?
     *   Hurry up and tell us!
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   When I pushed him, he dropped
     *   the umbrella he was holding.
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   He fell right on top of it,
     *   and it broke.
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   That was probably the noise
     *   I heard.
     *
     * Judge:
     *   An umbrella, huh? And did that
     *   umbrella belong to the victim?
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   Yeah, it was a plastic
     *   umbrella. Cheap and frail,
     *   kind of like the owner!
     *
     * Phoenix:
     *   Then again, I wish I had any
     *   kind of umbrella. I was
     *   totally soaked to the bone.
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Hmm...
     *   Ms. Fey.
     *
     * Judge:
     *   What do you think? Is there
     *   something important in that
     *   testimony just now?
     *
     * Mia:
     *   Umm, well...
     *
     * *** Of course it's important! **************
     * *
     * * Mia:
     * *   (This is it, Mia!
     * *   The new information you've
     * *   been waiting for!)
     * *
     * * Mia:
     * *   Of course it's important! No!
     * *   This cheap umbrella is more
     * *   than important; it's vital!
     * *
     * * Mia:
     * *   I want to officially have it
     * *   entered into the testimony!
     * *
     * * Payne:
     * *   Ha! How perfectly fitting.
     * *   Flimsy information for a
     * *   flimsy lawyer!
     * *
     * * Judge:
     * *   The court agrees to the
     * *   defense's request.
     * *
     * * Judge:
     * *   Witness, please add the bit
     * *   about the cheap umbrella to
     * *   your testimony.
     * *
     * * CHANGE (3) TO (3b)
     * *
     * ********************************************
     *
     * *** Of course it's not important! **********
     * *
     * * Mia:
     * *   Of course it's not important!
     * *
     * * Judge:
     * *   M-Ms. Fey!
     * *   How can you state that
     * *   so proudly!?
     * *
     * * Mia:
     * *   Well, it just isn't!
     * *   It's not important one bit!
     * *   Not even one iota. OK?
     * *
     * * Grossberg:
     * *   Mia! That's enough!
     * *   You're making a fool of
     * *   yourself!
     * *
     * * Phoenix:
     * *   Umm...
     * *   Is it OK if I go on?
     * *
     * ********************************************
     *
     ********************************************

     *** Leave it alone *************************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (I've got other, more pressing
     *   things to ask about.)
     *
     * Mia:
     *   Very well, Mr. Wright,
     *   let's move on, shall we?
     *
     ********************************************

(3b)
Phoenix:
  After I shoved him, he...
  He fell down on top of his
  cheap umbrella.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So Mr. Swallow fell on top of
       his umbrella?
       And you are certain of this?

     Phoenix:
       Yeah.
       It was right there under him.

     Phoenix:
       Actually, if it hadn't been
       under him, I was planning on
       borrowing it for myself.

     Mia:
       The umbrella, you mean?

     Phoenix:
       Well yeah, you see I was
       wearing this sweater here...

     Phoenix:
       Dollie stayed up late for
       nights at a time knitting
       it for me...

     Phoenix:
       I didn't want the rain to
       dampen the handmade symbol
       of her love...

     Grossberg:
       Oomph! My stomach is not
       to be used as your personal
       soccer ball, Mia!

     Mia:
       Ah! I-I'm so sorry!

     Judge:
       Continue on with your
       testimony, witness.

(4)
Phoenix:
  A little while after I left,
  I started to get worried.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       After you shoved the victim,
       did you leave the scene right
       away?

     Phoenix:
       Yes, I did! I admit it!
       I-I was furious!

     Payne:
       You left without even checking
       Mr. Swallow's condition?

     Phoenix:
       Well, um, yeah...
       But like I said, I got worried
       about him later.

(5)
Phoenix:
  So I went back. But h-he
  was just laying there, d-dead!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       At that time, did you see
       anyone else at the scene of
       the crime?

     Phoenix:
       *cough* *cough*...
       *cough* *cough* *cough*
       Um, nope. Nobody...

     Mia:
       (Geez. Could that stupid
       cough possibly sound any
       phonier?)

     Judge:
       Hmm...

     Judge:
       In that case, it's very hard
       to believe someone else could
       have been the murderer...

--------------------------------------------

Grossberg:
  Unless we can find something
  that shows his innocence from
  that testimony, m'dear...

Grossberg:
  I'm afraid the judge will make
  his final decision with
  no remorse whatsoever!

Mia:
  Y-Yes, sir!

Mia:
  (Right now I need more info;
  info that will help me turn
  up some contradictions!)

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Present Crime Photo 1* at (3b)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  Why didn't you testify about
  the umbrella from the very
  beginning?

Phoenix:
  Come on...
  If I had mentioned that...

Mia:
  I would've been able to
  counter the prosecution's
  arguments earlier!

Payne:
  Wh-What do you mean by that?

Mia:
  Take another look at the crime
  scene photo!

Mia:
  According to Mr. Wright, the
  victim fell on top of his
  umbrella.

Mia:
  However, if you look
  closely...

Mia:
  ...the umbrella is nowhere
  near the victim. Actually,
  it's by the electrical pole!

Judge:
  Y-You're absolutely right!

Mia:
  The conclusion here is
  obvious.

Mia:
  After the defendant left, the
  victim moved from where he
  fell. In other words...

Mia:
  After he was pushed by
  the defendant, Mr. Swallow
  was still alive!

Payne:
  Nnnnooooo!!

Judge:
  Order! Order! Order!
  The victim... He moved...!?

Judge:
  Mr. Payne!
  The umbrella in this photo...
  Where is it now?

Payne:
  W-Well, it was collected by
  the police at the crime
  scene...

Judge:
  I want it presented as
  evidence immediately!

*Umbrella added to the
Court Record.*

Payne:
  B-But the umbrella could
  have simply been blown
  there by the wind!

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  According to the testimony,
  the victim fell on top of the
  umbrella.

Mia:
  There's simply no way it
  could have been blown there
  by the wind!

Payne:
  Nnn... Gggg... Hrrmph!
  B-B-But...!

Judge:
  I know this matter of the
  umbrella seems relatively
  trivial...

Judge:
  But as long as the smallest
  doubt remains, I cannot
  render final judgment!

Payne:
  N-N-N...

Payne:
  Noooooooooooooooooooooo!!!

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  However, I still find it hard
  to believe that a huge hole
  has been blown in the...

Judge:
  ...prosecution's case by the
  defendant's testimony.

*Phoenix's Testimony added
to the Court Record.*

Grossberg:
  Well done, Mia!

Payne:
  ......Hee hee.
  Hee hee hee hee hee...

Judge:
  Mr. Payne!
  What are you chuckling about?

Payne:
  Pardon me, Your Honor.
  It seems I was expecting too
  much of a free ride.

Payne:
  It was foolish to think I
  could establish guilt through
  cross-examination alone.

Judge:
  I'm afraid I don't follow what
  you're saying!

Mia:
  ...

Mia:
  Let me guess.
  You have another witness.

Payne:
  Exactly!
  And this witness's testimony
  will be incontrovertible!

Judge:
  Well!? Who is this witness!?

Payne:
  Ms. Dahlia Hawthorne.

Judge:
  Dahlia Hawthorne?
  You don't mean...
  "Dollie"?

Payne:
  I do, Your Honor.

Payne:
  The defendant's very own
  lover is a witness to the
  whole thing!

Payne:
  That's right. She was at the
  scene of the crime when
  the murder took place!

Judge:
  Whaaaat!?

Payne:
  I'm sorry to break the bad
  news to you, my dear.

Mia:
  ...

Mia:
  "Bad news"?
  You couldn't be more wrong.

Mia:
  Actually...
  I've been waiting for this.

Payne:
  You can't be serious...

Grossberg:
  Mia!
  What do you mean by that...?

Judge:
  I think this is a good point
  for us to stop at. Court will
  now enter a 20 minute recess.

Judge:
  Afterwards, we will listen to
  the testimony of Ms. Dahlia
  Hawthorne.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

April 11, 11:52 AM
District Court
Defendant Lobby No. 3

Phoenix:
  Miss Fey... I-I'm sorry
  about what happened back
  there... I... I...

Mia:
  It's alright. At least you
  told us the truth in the end,
  Mr. Wright.

Phoenix:
  Yeah...
  So I guess I can start to
  relax then, huh?

Grossberg:
  Relax, my boy? You can't be
  serious! After hiding such
  important facts...

Phoenix:
  B-But...!
  But the next witness is my
  Dollie, right?

Phoenix:
  She'll save me!
  I just know she will!

Mia:
  Why do you think that?

Phoenix:
  Huh!? What do you mean!?
  She... She's the love of
  my life, that's why!

Mia:
  The love of your life, huh...

Mia:
  Would you mind telling me more
  about you and... Ms. Dahlia
  Hawthorne?

Phoenix:
  Sure! No problem!

Phoenix:
  Dollie and I... We first met
  about eight months ago right
  here in this very courthouse.

Phoenix:
  Actually, I'm studying to be a
  lawyer, on the side...
  Anyway!

Phoenix:
  One day, she and I just bumped
  into each other in the reading
  room downstairs.

Phoenix:
  That's why I really think it
  was fate that brought us
  together.

Phoenix:
  As soon as I first set eyes
  on her, I knew she was the
  one for me.

Phoenix:
  Oh, here! Take a look at this!

Mia:
  ...!

Phoenix:
  She gave this to me the day
  we met as a symbol of our
  love!

Phoenix:
  She had been wearing it
  around her neck that day,
  but then...

Phoenix:
  ...she took it off, but before
  she gave it to me she said,
  "I want you to carry this."

Grossberg:
  So she gave it to you as a
  present, I see.

Phoenix:
  This darling little bottle is
  filled with memories of my
  darling little Dollie!

Mia:
  It certainly is a little
  bottle alright.

Phoenix:
  It makes me so happy, I
  show it to everyone I meet!

Phoenix:
  I want to share my happiness
  with the whole world!

*Dahlia's Present borrowed
from Phoenix Wright.*

Mia:
  Um, anyway...

Mia:
  So after that, you and
  Ms. Hawthorne started dating?

Phoenix:
  Yeah, but she's so shy. Every
  time I see her, she always
  says the same thing to me.

Phoenix:
  "Please give it back now."

Grossberg:
  What a strange girl, asking
  for a present back like
  that...

Mia:
  By the way, Mr. Wright.

Mia:
  The day you first met Dahlia
  Hawthorne, eight months ago...

Mia:
  It wouldn't happen to have
  been on August 27th, would it?

Phoenix:
  Huh...?
  Y-Yeah, it was...
  But how did you...?

Mia:
  This happened on August 27th,
  right here in this courthouse.

Phoenix:
  What's this?
  A newspaper clipping?

Phoenix:
  Let's see...
  "Murder in the Courthouse?"
  M-Murder?

Grossberg:
  What are you reading there!?
  Let me see that!

Grossberg:
  .........!
  Oh, I see.

Grossberg:
  Mia... I think I understand
  what you're trying to say.

Grossberg:
  And I think I understand why
  you suddenly took such a
  keen interest in this case.

Grossberg:
  You believe there is some
  relationship between these
  two cases. Am I correct?

*Newspaper Clipping added
to the Court Record.*

Mia:
  I hope you don't mind,
  Mr. Grossberg...

Mia:
  I... I need to finish this
  myself.

Grossberg:
  Ah, yes, but... I'm afraid
  what you have will not be
  enough, m'dear.

Grossberg:
  I'll go and have a look at the
  downstairs reading room and
  see what else I can find.

Mia:
  Th-Thank you!

Grossberg:
  I want to do whatever I can to
  be of help to you, Mia!

Grossberg:
  Well, it looks like recess is
  about over. We'd better all
  get moving!

Mia:
  (I guess so...)

Mia:
  (That recess sure seemed
  longer than 20 minutes
  though...)


                                             To be continued.
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April 11, 12:13 PM
District Court
Courtroom No. 2

Judge:
  Court will now reconvene.
  Mr. Payne, please call your
  witness.

Payne:
  This next person is someone
  who witnessed the crime as
  it happened.

Payne:
  The prosecution calls
  Ms. Dahlia Hawthorne
  to the stand!

--------------------------------------------

Payne:
  ...

Judge:
  ...

Mia:
  (Wh-What's with this stiff
  silence...?)

Judge:
  In my long career as a judge,
  I have been deceived by many
  witnesses.

Judge:
  It's my job to doubt;
  to take no one at
  their word...

Judge:
  But in your case, I must
  admit that you radiate a
  glow of complete sincerity.

Mia:
  (I can't believe he actually
  said that!)

Payne:
  Oh! Um, now then, witness.
  Could you please state your
  full name?

Dahlia:
  ...
  I, umm...

Judge:
  Don't worry, sweetie.
  There's no need to be nervous!

Payne:
  If anyone says anything rude,
  you can be sure, I'll cut them
  right down to size!

Judge:
  And I will bash them
  with my gavel!

Mia:
  (I love how they look straight
  at me when they say that...)

Dahlia:
  Um, thank you... for calming
  my nerves.

Dahlia:
  You are all so nice...
  I almost feel right at home.

Payne:
  Not at all!

Judge:
  It was nothing!

Mia:
  If we may move on now...
  What is your full name
  and occupation?

Dahlia:
  My name is Dahlia Hawthorne.

Dahlia:
  I'm a junior in Literature
  at Ivy University.

Dahlia:
  I just want to say...
  It's an honor for me to be
  here in your noble presence.

Payne:
  The honor is all mine!

Judge:
  No... The honor is all mine.

Mia:
  (Well, we know whose
  milkshake brings all the
  boys to the yard...)

Dahlia:
  ...Umm. Sir?

Payne:
  Is there something I can
  help you with?

Judge:
  You just go on and say
  whatever is on your mind!

Dahlia:
  I'm sure that there must be
  some kind of mistake.

Dahlia:
  Feenie wouldn't kill anyone.
  I just know it!

Judge:
  Yes, yes...
  I can see why you'd say that.

Mia:
  (She's going to be a tough
  witness, alright...)

Mia:
  (It only took her 12 seconds
  to wrap them all around
  her little finger.)

Judge:
  Now then, please proceed
  with your testimony.

Judge:
  Let's hear about what you
  witnessed on the day of the
  incident, if you please.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- What I Witnessed --

(1)
Dahlia:
  I had been planning to go
  back to Feenie's place after
  class was over.

(2)
Dahlia:
  Feenie and Dougie...
  They were talking
  behind the building.

(3)
Dahlia:
  Then suddenly... Dougie got
  all wobbly and just collapsed.

(4)
Dahlia:
  That's when Feenie noticed
  that I was there.

(5)
Dahlia:
  I went to go and find some
  other students and they
  called the authorities.

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  I-I don't know what to say!
  According to you,
  Ms. Hawthorne...

Judge:
  ...the defendant didn't do
  anything wrong!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Young lady.

Payne:
  As old as I am, even I recall
  how hot the flames of young
  passion can burn.

Payne:
  Nevertheless... It is my job
  to discover the truth.

Payne:
  Please, tell us the truth...

Dahlia:
  But... But, I...
  I would never...

Mia:
  *HOLD IT!*

Mia:
  That's more than enough,
  witness. I won't allow this
  to continue.

Judge:
  Wh-What do you mean by that?

Mia:
  Please, just let me proceed
  with my cross-examination,
  Your Honor.

Mia:
  I, for one, don't plan to win
  my case on a bunch of
  paper-thin lies!

Dahlia:
  ...Tee hee.
  You haven't changed a bit...

Dahlia:
  Mia Fey.

Mia:
  ...

Payne:
  What's this?
  So, you two are... acquainted?

Mia:
  Yes.
  We've met before... Once.

Dahlia:
  ...

Judge:
  In any case, Ms. Fey,
  the floor is all yours.

Dahlia:
  It's good to see you again,
  Madame Fey!

Mia:
  "Madame"!?
  (I'm no one's grandma yet,
  girlie!)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CROSS EXAMINATION
-- What I Witnessed --

(1)
Dahlia:
  I had been planning to go
  back to Feenie's place after
  class was over.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Now, unless I'm mistaken,
       Feenie -- I mean, Mr. Wright
       is in the Art Department.

     Mia:
       If that's the case, then
       what were you doing by
       the Pharmacology building?

     Dahlia:
       Well... I'm in the Literature
       Department. I'm studying
       Japanese Senryu poetry.

     Judge:
       Oho hoh! How wonderful!
       It's that humorous, yet
       satirical style of haiku, yes?

     Dahlia:
       "Nothing left to do...
       When a man reaches this age,
       sleep is his best friend."

     Mia:
       (That's supposed to be poetry?
       Sounds more like a mid-life
       crisis!)

     Dahlia:
       For me to get to the Art
       Department, I have to walk
       through that back area.

     Judge:
       Ah, yes I see.
       That makes sense.

     Judge:
       When I want to enter the
       courthouse, I always walk
       through the front doors.

     Mia:
       (How else would you enter?
       Teleportation!?)

(2)
Dahlia:
  Feenie and Dougie...
  They were talking
  behind the building.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So who is this "Dougie"
       person?

     Dahlia:
       Oh, I'm sorry. Doug Swallow.
       We were dating until about
       eight months ago...

     Mia:
       So what were Dougie-- *ahem*
       Mr. Swallow and Mr. Wright
       talking about anyway?

     Dahlia:
       ...

     Dahlia:
       H-How can you be so mean?

     Dahlia:
       I would never...
       I would never eavesdrop...

     Dahlia:
       I wasn't raised to be so rude
       and unrefined!

     Payne:
       That's right, Ms. Fey!

     Judge:
       Don't drag the witness down
       to your level!

     Mia:
       (Why am I being demonized
       here?)

     Judge:
       Please, go on.
       What did you see next?

(3)
Dahlia:
  Then suddenly... Dougie got
  all wobbly and just collapsed.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Are you saying that the
       victim just collapsed on
       his own?

     Dahlia:
       Y-Yes.

     Mia:
       In other words, the defendant
       never touched the victim.
       Is that right?

     Dahlia:
       I was watching the whole time.
       Feenie never did a thing to
       Dougie!

     Mia:
       (If I press her for no good
       reason, I just know the judge
       will get angry with me...)

     Mia:
       (Hmm, so what should I do
       about her testimony just now?)

     *** Leave it alone *************************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (Hmm... I suppose her
     *   statement works in
     *   our favor, for now.)
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (I'll hold off on looking
     *   into it any deeper until
     *   it's necessary.)
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Very well, young lady, please
     *   go on with your testimony.
     *
     ********************************************

     *** Show contradiction *********************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   Feeble lies are not very
     *   becoming, Ms. Hawthorne,
     *   so let's drop them, shall we?
     *
     * Dahlia:
     *   Wh-What...! I...!
     *   I would never...!
     *
     * Payne:
     *   *OBJECTION!*
     *
     * Payne:
     *   Ms. Fey! I will not allow
     *   you to badger this witness!
     *
     * Mia:
     *   ...
     *
     * Payne:
     *   I-I believe the defense is
     *   engaged in a-a... fishing
     *   expedition.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   ...
     *
     * Payne:
     *   That is... Err... She has no
     *   supporting...
     *
     * Mia:
     *   ...
     *
     * Payne:
     *   P-Please don't glare at
     *   me like that...!
     *   I-I'm just doing my job!
     *
     * Mia:
     *   Now then, Ms. Hawthorne.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   The defendant's palmprint
     *   was found on Mr. Swallow's
     *   leather jacket.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   It has already been shown that
     *   Mr. Wright did, in fact, push
     *   the victim.
     *
     * Dahlia:
     *   What...?
     *
     * Mia:
     *   There's no need to try to
     *   cover for the defendant.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   It would be much better if you
     *   came out and told us the whole
     *   truth.
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Hmm...
     *
     * Judge:
     *   There's nothing to worry
     *   about, young lady. Just tell
     *   us everything that you saw.
     *
     * Dahlia:
     *   Y-Yes, Your Honor... I-I will.
     *   If you don't mind, I-I'd like
     *   to revise my testimony.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (Looks like we're finally
     *   getting somewhere...)
     *
     * CHANGE (3) TO (3b)
     * CHANGE (4) TO (4b)
     *
     ********************************************

(3b)
Dahlia:
  Um, actually, I didn't see the
  moment he pushed Dougie.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You didn't see it!?

     Dahlia:
       Well, I saw the moment when
       Dougie fell to the ground...

     Payne:
       And at that time, there was
       only the two of them at the
       scene?

     Payne:
       The defendant, Phoenix Wright,
       and the victim, Doug Swallow?

     Dahlia:
       Yes... that's right.

(4)
Dahlia:
  That's when Feenie noticed
  that I was there.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       And what did Mr. Wright say
       when he saw you?

     Dahlia:
       I-I'm sorry.
       I-I was so flustered that I...

     Dahlia:
       I really don't remember.
       P-Please forgive me.

     Mia:
       You don't remember...?

     Judge:
       Well, that's common enough.

     Judge:
       Sometimes I can't recall a
       sentence I passed only
       minutes prior!

     Mia:
       (Please... Someone, anyone...
       Stop him before he gets
       hurt... by me.)

(4b)
Dahlia:
  It didn't look like they were
  fighting, and I didn't hear
  any noise either.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So then, what did it look
       like they were doing to you?

     Dahlia:
       I thought they were having a
       nice, friendly afternoon
       conversation.

     Mia:
       (Oh, give me a break!)

     Dahlia:
       That's why I really wasn't
       watching them all that
       closely.

     Judge:
       Did you notice anything out
       of the ordinary at all?

     Dahlia:
       No, nothing at all...
       Mr. Judge.

     Judge:
       Oh, I like the sound of that!
       "Mr. Judge"...

     Judge:
       Now then, please proceed with
       your testimony.

(5)
Dahlia:
  I went to go and find some
  other students and they
  called the authorities.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       When you say "students"
       do you mean students from the
       Pharmacology Department?

     Dahlia:
       Yes. They're all very fond of
       their drugs...

     Mia:
       Please try to stay on topic!

     Mia:
       So to find some Pharmacology
       students, you went to the
       labs, correct?

     Dahlia:
       That's what I was planning
       to do... But in the end, I
       wound up not going.

     Dahlia:
       A group of about 10 research
       students came running
       out of the building entrance.

     Dahlia:
       Somehow they all seemed to
       know what was going on...

     Mia:
       (The students knew what
       was going on...?)

     *** Leave it alone *************************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (The Pharmacology students...
     *   They have nothing to do with
     *   the incident.)
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (I think what I need is more
     *   information about Dahlia
     *   herself.)
     *
     ********************************************

     *** Press for more details *****************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   But how could the students
     *   have known what was going on?
     *
     * Dahlia:
     *   Well... I don't know for sure
     *   that they knew what had
     *   happened.
     *
     * Dahlia:
     *   It's just, they all seemed
     *   kind of excited about
     *   something.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (Hmm... It doesn't look like
     *   I'm going to get any more
     *   info about the students.)
     *
     * Payne:
     *   So did the students call the
     *   police?
     *
     * Dahlia:
     *   Y-Yes. I-I was just so...
     *   I was so panicked...
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Hmm. Yes, well anyone would
     *   have been, my dear.
     *
     ********************************************

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  (That girl... She's telling
  a super obvious lie, and
  she knows it.)

Mia:
  (She's just pretending to
  protect Mr. Wright...)

Mia:
  (Yes, that's got to be it!
  Way to go, Mia!)

Mia:
  (OK, that means I'm going to
  have to dig deep to find the
  contradiction on this one!)

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Present Phoenix's Testimony* at (4b)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  You say you didn't hear any
  noise. Is that correct?

Dahlia:
  Yes. That's why I was very
  relaxed, looking at the
  scenery around me.

Mia:
  That's nice, but I find that
  just a little odd.

Mia:
  I have here, the testimony of
  your boyfriend, Mr. Phoenix
  Wright.

Mia:
  And he clearly testified to
  the effect...

Mia:
  ...that when he pushed the
  victim, he heard a sharp,
  loud noise.

Dahlia:
  H-He said that?

Mia:
  If you were really that close
  to the two of them, why didn't
  you hear this noise as well?

Dahlia:
  I...!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  W-Well, maybe the noise just
  wasn't all that memorable.

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  But according to Mr. Wright's
  testimony, it was a sharp
  noise like a "SNAP"!

Mia:
  There's no way a noise like
  that could fail to make an
  impression!

Payne:
  Ack!!

Dahlia:
  Umm...
  May I have a moment
  to answer?

Judge:
  B-By all means!

Dahlia:
  I know the reason why I
  didn't hear the noise.

Dahlia:
  You see, the truth is...

Dahlia:
  I had my headphones on, and
  I was listening to music at
  the time.

Payne:
  H-H-Headphones...?
  You mean that both of your
  ears were covered?

Dahlia:
  The rain was just beginning
  to let up...

Dahlia:
  But it seemed as though Thor
  wasn't ready for his fun to
  come to an end yet.

Dahlia:
  So the sky continued to flash
  and rumble.

Mia:
  Thunder and lightning, huh...

Dahlia:
  Yes, I'm afraid of the sound
  of thunder.

Dahlia:
  So I put my headphones on
  to block it out...

Payne:
  Hee, hee, hee, hee...
  Well, Your Honor?

Payne:
  As you can see, there
  weren't any contradictions
  in her testimony after all.

Judge:
  Hmm...

Mia:
  (Wait a sec, Mia!
  That testimony just now...)

Mia:
  (She said something that
  could totally change this
  whole case!)

*** She didn't hear anything. **************
*
* Mia:
*   Your Honor! There is
*   a problem with the
*   witness's testimony!
*
* Judge:
*   Wh-What do you mean!?
*
* Payne:
*   Wh-What is this "problem"!?
*
* Mia:
*   It's obvious. The problem is
*   that the witness claims to
*   have not heard the "SNAP!"
*
* Payne:
*   *OBJECTION!*
*
* Payne:
*   A-Are you deaf!? Did you pay
*   attention to the testimony!?
*
* Payne:
*   She said she didn't hear it
*   because she was listening to
*   music with her headphones!
*
* Judge:
*   Ms. Fey! I'm surprised you're
*   going senile before me!
*
* Mia:
*   (I'm not THAT bad!
*   ...I think.)
*
* Judge:
*   Well, the testimony we've
*   just heard seems to be very
*   decisive.
*
* Judge:
*   The only one that could have
*   killed the victim was the
*   defendant, Mr. Phoenix Wright!
*
* Dahlia:
*   N-No! Please...!
*   I-I never meant to
*   incriminate him!
*
* Mia:
*   (This is bad, Mia! If you
*   don't do something, we're
*   going to lose this!!)
*
* Mia:
*   (Think again! What is it
*   about this testimony that
*   doesn't make sense...?)
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*** She was listening to music. ************
*
* Mia:
*   Your Honor! There is
*   a problem with the
*   witness's testimony!
*
* Judge:
*   Wh-What do you mean!?
*
* Payne:
*   Wh-What is this "problem"!?
*
* Mia:
*   It's obvious. The problem is
*   that she claims to have been
*   listening to music!
*
* Payne:
*   *OBJECTION!*
*
* Payne:
*   A-Are you deaf!? Did you pay
*   attention to the testimony!?
*
* Payne:
*   She explained she was
*   listening to music to cover
*   up the sound of thunder!
*
* Judge:
*   Ms. Fey! I must warn you that
*   I can be even more frightening
*   than Zeus when I'm angry!
*
* Mia:
*   (Yikes! I'm in trouble now!)
*
* Judge:
*   Well, the testimony we've
*   just heard seems to be very
*   decisive.
*
* Judge:
*   The only one that could have
*   killed the victim was the
*   defendant, Mr. Phoenix Wright!
*
* Dahlia:
*   N-No! Please...!
*   I-I never meant to
*   incriminate him!
*
* Mia:
*   (This is bad, Mia! If you
*   don't do something, we're
*   going to lose this!!)
*
* Mia:
*   (Think again! What is it
*   about this testimony that
*   doesn't make sense...?)
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*** There was lightning. *******************
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

Mia:
  Your Honor! There is
  a problem with the
  witness's testimony!

Judge:
  Wh-What do you mean!?

Mia:
  Didn't you notice?
  She said there was lightning,
  correct?

Judge:
  Yes... What about it?

Mia:
  Well, lightning is actually a
  large discharge of electricity
  in the atmosphere, am I right?

Judge:
  Now's not the time for a
  science lesson, Ms. Fey!

Mia:
  Yes, Your Honor. Anyway,
  since the cause of death
  was electrocution...

Mia:
  ...isn't it possible that the
  victim died from being hit
  by a bolt of lightning!?

Judge:
  Oh!

Payne:
  Ah!

Dahlia:
  ...!

Judge:
  Hmm... I must admit that
  the thought had not
  occurred to me!

Mia:
  (Just what kind of thoughts
  DO occur to this guy anyway?)

Mia:
  This entire case is built on
  the premise that Mr. Doug
  Swallow was "murdered"...

Mia:
  ...but that very premise
  itself is mistaken!

Mia:
  The defense believes that
  Mr. Swallow was, in fact, the
  victim of a stray bolt!

Judge:
  I-It appears the defense
  may be on to something!

Judge:
  Could it be that the death
  was actually accidental?

Mia:
  (Alright, you did it, Mia!)

Mia:
  (I'll be taking that "Not
  Guilty" now if you don't--)

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee...

Payne:
  I'm hurt that you have such a
  low opinion of me, Ms. Fey.

Mia:
  Huh...?

Payne:
  I'm not a fool, you know.
  The prosecution has done its
  research, Your Honor.

Payne:
  We found that there were
  no lightning strikes on
  that day at that location!

Mia:
  Whaaa!?

Payne:
  What's more...

Payne:
  We have evidence that the
  electrical cable is definitely
  linked to this case.

Judge:
  E-Evidence, Mr. Payne!?
  Well, what is this evidence?

Payne:
  This affidavit.

Judge:
  And who is this affidavit
  from?

Payne:
  The Pharmacology students who
  were conducting experiments in
  their labs that day.

Payne:
  Allow me to read out to the
  court the testimony of the
  Pharmacology students.

Payne:
  "All equipment in the labs
  lost power all of a sudden at
  around 3:00 PM that day."

Judge:
  Was it a blackout?

Payne:
  All of the labs' equipment
  runs of high-voltage, Your
  Honor.

Mia:
  So you're saying the equipment
  lost power because...

Payne:
  Precisely.
  They lost power because of
  the severed electrical cable.

Payne:
  The power outage occurred
  at approximately 3:00 PM...

Judge:
  Which fits with the time of
  death listed in the autopsy
  report.

Payne:
  Exactly! In other words...

Payne:
  The victim died as a result of
  touching the severed
  electrical cable.

Payne:
  According to the students,
  the cables were very old.

Payne:
  They were planning on having
  them replaced in the near
  future.

Judge:
  Hmm, I see...

Payne:
  Apparently the cables had
  become so brittle...

Payne:
  ...that even the smallest bump
  would've caused them to break.

*Students' Testimony added
to the Court Record.*

Judge:
  However...
  There is one thing
  that troubles me.

Judge:
  If the cable could have been
  broken by any small bump...

Judge:
  ...then it wouldn't have
  snapped if it hadn't been
  bumped into, correct?

Payne:
  W-Well... I suppose you could
  say that.

Judge:
  Hmm, Ms. Fey.

Judge:
  Do you have any thoughts
  regarding the cause of the
  severed cable?

Mia:
  Y-Your Honor...

Mia:
  (I don't like how this is
  looking one bit!)

Mia:
  (I have to come up with
  something to try to regain
  some momentum!)

Mia:
  If it pleases the court, the
  defense would like to state
  its opinion.

Judge:
  Well then, let's hear it.

Judge:
  Who or what was it that
  caused the cable to break?

*** Present something wrong ****************
*
* Mia:
*   *TAKE THAT!*
*
* Mia:
*   This is it!
*   This is why the cable snapped.
*
* Payne:
*   Well, Your Honor?
*
* Judge:
*   I believe that the only thing
*   that has snapped is the mind
*   of the defense.
*
* Payne:
*   Ah, that was one of your best
*   lines yet, Your Honor.
*
* Mia:
*   Nnnfff...!
*   (Ouch, that was harsh...)
*
* Mia:
*   Please, Your Honor!
*   Give me one more chance!
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*Present Phoenix Wright profile*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  Your Honor.
  Please think back to
  Mr. Wright's testimony.

Judge:
  The defendant's testimony?

Mia:
  He said that after he pushed
  the victim, he heard a loud,
  sharp noise.

Mia:
  Now, this happened at around
  3:00 PM, correct?

Judge:
  Yes, that sounds right.
  Wait! Are you saying that...

Mia:
  The lab equipment lost power
  at 2:55 PM... which fits right
  in Mr. Wright's timeline.

Mia:
  In other words, it was
  Mr. Wright's shove that
  caused the power outage.

Payne:
  Yes!
  The prosecution also came
  to that same conclusion.

Payne:
  And it was that very shove
  that caused Mr. Swallow to be
  electrocuted!

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  I'm afraid I can't agree with
  you there, Mr. Payne.

Payne:
  Wh-What's that supposed
  to mean?

Mia:
  Take a good look at where
  the victim landed after being
  shoved.

Mia:
  See the umbrella?
  It's by the electrical pole.

Mia:
  That's right. The victim
  banged into that pole as a
  result of being pushed.

Mia:
  It was that impact that caused
  the cable to break.

Judge:
  Hmm... Well, that makes sense.
  And then the victim was
  electrocuted.

Mia:
  I'm sorry Your Honor, but no.
  It doesn't make sense at all.

Mia:
  If the victim was shoved into
  the far pole...

Mia:
  ...then he couldn't have been
  electrocuted by this severed
  cable in the foreground here!

Payne:
  AAAAAAAAAAHH!!

Mia:
  In other words...

Mia:
  Someone other than my client
  must have electrocuted the
  victim!

Judge:
  Order!
  Order in the court!

Mia:
  (Ah, the lamentations of
  my enemy. How I've longed
  to hear them!)

Judge:
  It-It's true...
  The defense is
  absolutely correct!

Judge:
  There doesn't seem to be any
  way the defendant could have
  done it--

Dahlia:
  Umm...
  Mr. Judge, sir?
  May I say something?

Dahlia:
  The madame attorney's
  explanation...

Dahlia:
  She said some things that are
  a little different than I
  remember them.

Judge:
  Wh-Wh-

Payne:
  Wh-Wh-

Mia:
  What the...!?

Dahlia:
  Please, just once more.

Dahlia:
  May I please testify one
  last time?
  Please... Mr. Judge?

Judge:
  Of course it's alright!

Judge:
  Just go right ahead and give
  your new testimony!

Mia:
  (This is it...)

Mia:
  (She's finally starting to
  show her true colors!)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- What I Witnessed, Part 2 --

(1)
Dahlia:
  The truth is...
  Feenie pushed him twice.

(2)
Dahlia:
  The first time was into the
  electrical pole.
  That's when the cable broke.

(3)
Dahlia:
  Then Dougie tried his best
  to run away from him...

(4)
Dahlia:
  But Feenie caught up and
  crashed into him from behind.

(5)
Dahlia:
  The cable snapping, and Dougie
  being electrocuted -- it all
  occured in less than a minute.

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Hmm...
  So after being shoved...

Judge:
  ...the victim got up and
  tried to run away.

Payne:
  And that is when the
  defendant pushed him for the
  second time.

Dahlia:
  I'm so sorry, Feenie...
  But I... I just have to tell
  the truth.

Dahlia:
  Am I doing the right thing?
  Am I, Mr. Judge?

Dahlia:
  Of course you are, my dear!
  As painful as it may seem,
  you are.

Judge:
  Now then, Ms. Fey.
  You may proceed with your
  cross-examination!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CROSS EXAMINATION
-- What I Witnessed, Part 2 --

(1)
Dahlia:
  The truth is...
  Feenie pushed him twice.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Ms. Hawthorne...
       Previously in your testimony
       you said the following...

     Mia:
       "Actually, I didn't see the
       moment he pushed Dougie."

     Dahlia:
       I know... I-I'm sorry.
       I wanted to protect Feenie.

     Mia:
       So that's why you basically
       lied to the court?

     Dahlia:
       I was a bad girl... I know...
       Um, Mr. Judge?

     Judge:
       Y-Yes?

     Dahlia:
       Would you please, please
       forgive little old me?

     Mia:
       Of course he won't!
       What you did is called
       "perjury"...

     Judge:
       Oh, come now!
       It was just a little old
       white lie!

     Judge:
       We'll forget it this time!
       But please be more careful
       from now on, alright?

     Dahlia:
       Oh, thank you so much,
       Mr. Judge.

     Judge:
       Not at all!
       Ho ho ho...!

     Mia:
       (The judge had better be more
       careful himself! A dark alley
       is friendlier than that girl!)

(2)
Dahlia:
  The first time was into the
  electrical pole.
  That's when the cable broke.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You're saying you actually saw
       the victim get pushed into the
       electrical pole?

     Dahlia:
       I know he doesn't look it, but
       Feenie can be a bit of an imp
       when he wants to be.

     Mia:
       (Oh, really...?)

     Dahlia:
       But I never imagined that he
       would cause an electrical
       cable to break...

     Dahlia:
       Feenie really is scary
       when he gets mad...

     Judge:
       Yes, he sounds like a very
       dangerous individual indeed.

(3)
Dahlia:
  Then Dougie tried his best
  to run away from him...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So let me get this straight.

     Mia:
       You were happily listening to
       music on your headphones while
       you watched this scene unfold?

     Dahlia:
       Waaaaah...

     Payne:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Payne:
       Ms. Fey! I'll have to ask you
       to stop badgering the witness!

     Dahlia:
       Umm... I wasn't happy...
       I was so scared that I
       couldn't even move.

     Dahlia:
       All I could do was stand there
       and cheer them on...

     Mia:
       Ch-Cheer them on?
       What do you mean by that?

     Dahlia:
       Well, I wished the best for
       them both, and that they would
       each give the fight their all.

     Judge:
       Hmm...
       That's very sweet of you
       to be so supportive.

     Payne:
       And what happened after that?

(4)
Dahlia:
  But Feenie caught up and
  crashed into him from behind.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       That doesn't sound quite
       right...

     Mia:
       There were handprints found
       on the chest of the victim's
       leather jacket.

     Mia:
       Mr. Payne, were there also
       prints found on the back of
       his leather jacket?

     Payne:
       W-Well, um...
       N-No, there weren't...

     Dahlia:
       Madame Fey, may I suggest
       that you listen a little more
       carefully?

     Mia:
       ...!?

     Dahlia:
       I said that he "crashed" into
       him from behind, right?

     Dahlia:
       My Feenie wouldn't leave any
       prints behind in that case,
       would he?

     Mia:
       Unngghh...

(5)
Dahlia:
  The cable snapping, and Dougie
  being electrocuted -- it all
  occured in less than a minute.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Did you actually witness the
       moment the victim was
       electrocuted?

     Dahlia:
       I-I'm sorry.
       I didn't actually see it.

     Dahlia:
       I... I turned my eyes away...

     Payne:
       That's understandable.

     Judge:
       Yes indeed. It would have
       been a horrific sight for
       anyone to behold.

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  (If I don't figure out the
  contradiction here...)

Mia:
  (...it's all over!)

Mia:
  (She didn't have much time
  to come up with her lie, so
  this is my best chance.)

Mia:
  (There must be a hole in her
  testimony somewhere!
  Think, Mia!)

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Present Crime Photo 2 or Students' Testimony* at (5)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  That's enough, witness.

Dahlia:
  I'm afraid I don't
  understand...

Mia:
  You will in a minute.
  Could you please take a look
  at this picture?

Dahlia:
  Oh. That medicine...
  That's the one Feenie likes
  to take for his cold.

Mia:
  It's not the medicine I want
  you to look at...

Mia:
  It's the wristwatch.

Mia:
  It stopped at the precise time
  the victim was electrocuted.

Mia:
  In other words... 3:05 PM.

Judge:
  Yes, and your point is,
  Ms. Fey...?

Mia:
  My point is this!

Mia:
  What time was it when the lab
  suffered that power outage due
  to the cable snapping?

Payne:
  Well, according to the
  students' testimony, the
  answer is clear.

Payne:
  It was 2:55 PM...
  Yeeaaaaaaarrrgghhh!!

Mia:
  Would you care to explain to
  the court, Ms. Dahlia
  Hawthorne...

Mia:
  ...what exactly happened
  during this 10 minute
  interval!?

Dahlia:
  ...!

Mia:
  The defense proposes that...

Mia:
  ...it was during this interval
  that the real murderer killed
  Mr. Doug Swallow!

Judge:
  Or-Order! Order in the court!
  What is this all ab--

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Th-This is nonsense!
  The "real murderer"...!?

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  Even you can't deny that the
  time between the cable break-
  ing and the electrocution...

Mia:
  ...are completely unaccounted
  for!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Th-Then who was it!?
  Who else are you saying
  could've done it!?

Mia:
  There's only one person
  who could have murdered
  Mr. Swallow.

Mia:
  Only after my client
  had left the scene...

Mia:
  ...was there a window of
  opportunity for the real
  killer!

Judge:
  Ms. Fey.

Judge:
  Is the defense ready to indict
  someone as this "real killer"?

Mia:
  (It's finally time.)

Mia:
  (This is the moment I've
  been waiting for.)

Mia:
  Yes, Your Honor.
  We are ready.

Judge:
  Very well.
  But remember!

Judge:
  If you accuse the wrong
  person, you will be penalized.

Judge:
  Think very carefully before
  you speak, Ms. Fey.

Judge:
  Now then, Ms. Fey.
  Let's have it.
  Who is the "real killer"!?

xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Judge:
x   ...
x
x Payne:
x   ......
x
x Dahlia:
x   .........
x
x Judge:
x   What's that supposed to be!?
x
x Mia:
x   Err... Umm...
x   A bout of youthful
x   indiscretion! ...Your Honor!
x
x Judge:
x   Maybe so, but I still have to
x   penalize you.
x
x Mia:
x   (Unngggh... No way!
x   I won't let it end like this!)
x
x Judge:
x   Now this time, I expect you
x   to think a bit more carefully!
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present Dahlia Hawthorne profile*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  It could only have been you,
  Dahlia Hawthorne!

Dahlia:
  Waaaaah!
  H-How... H-How can you...!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Th-The defense is grasping
  at straws!

Mia:
  Ten minutes passed between
  the time the cable broke and
  the time of the electrocution!

Mia:
  What exactly were you
  doing that whole time,
  Ms. Hawthorne?

Mia:
  Were you really listening to
  some music while "cheering
  them both on" as they fought?

Mia:
  I find it hard to believe that
  you didn't lift a finger to
  stop the men "dearest" to you!

Judge:
  Order! Order!
  Ms. Fey!

Judge:
  Wh-What... I mean, why...
  That is to say...

Mia:
  Ms. Hawthorne! I believe you
  did witness the two men
  fighting on that day. However!

Mia:
  After Mr. Wright pushed the
  victim, and subsequently left
  the scene...

Mia:
  ...it was YOU who pushed
  Mr. Swallow to his death
  by your very own hands!

Dahlia:
  AAAAAAAAHHH!!!

Dahlia:
  H-How can you say something
  so mean, Madame Fey...!
  I... I didn't do anything...!

Judge:
  Ms. Fey!
  This is a very serious
  charge you are--

Phoenix:
  *HOLD IT!*

Phoenix:
  Your Honor!
  P-Please, I have something
  I want to say!

Phoenix:
  *achoo*

Judge:
  Y-Y-You!
  Wh-What is it!?

Phoenix:
  Please... Please strike
  everything the defense said
  just now from the record!

Mia:
  What the...!?
  Are you daft!?

Phoenix:
  You're totally wrong,
  Miss Fey!

Phoenix:
  Dollie...
  She...

Phoenix:
  She couldn't do something
  like that!

Judge:
  Mr. Wright!!
  Get back in your seat!

Judge:
  Bailiff!
  Grab that man!

Phoenix:
  Aaaarrgghh... *achoo* *achoo*
  Leave my Dollie alone!
  *achoo* *cough*

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? ? ?:
  ...
  *sigh*
  That boy...

Grossberg:
  He's gotten himself in
  way over his head.

Mia:
  Oh...!
  Mr. Grossberg! You're back!

Grossberg:
  It seems I've arrived just
  in the nick of time.

Grossberg:
  I found the police report
  on that incident in your
  newspaper clipping!

*Police Report added
to the Court Record.*

Mia:
  Thank you so much!
  This is exactly what I was
  hoping for!

Grossberg:
  You'd better take a good
  look at it...

Grossberg:
  It... err... details how you
  came to lose your boyfriend.

Judge:
  Now then, the defense
  has made a very serious
  accusation.

Judge:
  Mr. Payne, what do you have
  to say about this?

Payne:
  W-Well really, Your Honor...
  I... I... That is I...

Dahlia:
  May I interrupt you for
  just a moment,
  Mr. Prosecutor?

Payne:
  Ah, don't you worry, my
  dear. I have this situation
  well in hand.

Dahlia:
  ...
  ...
  *sniffle*

Payne:
  Err, that is I... Um...
  G-G-Go right ahead.

Dahlia:
  Madame Fey, are you
  seriously accusing me of
  killing my sweet Dougie?

Mia:
  Yes. I am.

Mia:
  Not only am I saying you
  murdered Doug Swallow...

Mia:
  ...but you also tried to pin
  the whole thing on your
  current lover, Phoenix Wright!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  I told you that you should
  let me handle this...

Dahlia:
  ...
  ...
  *weep*

Payne:
  Urk. Sorry.
  P-Please go ahead.

Dahlia:
  How can you say that!?
  I'm absolutely devoted to my
  dear Feenie.

Dahlia:
  The notion that I would try
  to frame him is ludicrous!

Dahlia:
  This is all just too much for
  poor little me to bear!!

Grossberg:
  Ah, I believe the girl is
  trying to ask what on Earth
  her motive would be.

Mia:
  (The answer to that lies
  somewhere in this police
  report. It must!)

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  Eight months ago, an incident
  occurred in the basement
  cafeteria of this building.

Mia:
  And then...
  that same day the two of
  them "accidentally" meet...

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  Your Honor.

Mia:
  The defense requests further
  testimony from Ms. Dahlia
  Hawthorne!

Judge:
  F-Further testimony...?
  What about?

Mia:
  About the events of the day
  when she first met the
  defendant, Mr. Phoenix Wright.

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  What could that possibly have
  to do with this case!?

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  The witness claims that she
  has no reason to frame the
  defendant, am I correct?

Mia:
  Well I have evidence that
  suggests that she, in fact,
  had a very good reason!

Judge:
  Very well then, the court
  grants the defense's request.

Judge:
  Young lady.
  Would you mind staying on
  for just a bit longer?

Dahlia:
  Of course not, Mr. Judge.

Mia:
  (Get ready for the battle of
  your life, Dahlia Hawthorne!)

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WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- How I Met My Feenie --

(1)
Dahlia:
  I first met my darling Feenie
  eight months ago.

(2)
Dahlia:
  It's like we were destined to
  meet in this very courthouse's
  basement reading room.

(3)
Dahlia:
  The moment our eyes met,
  my heart skipped a beat!

(4)
Dahlia:
  We've been going out ever
  since that fateful day.

(5)
Phoenix:
  We're so lovey-wuvey we
  literally make people sick!
  It's just jealousy, I think...

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Mr. Wright! Do that again and
  you will be held in contempt
  of court!

Mia:
  (And now we enter the final
  act of our little drama!)

Grossberg:
  As we used to say in the days
  of my youth, "Go get her!"

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CROSS EXAMINATION
-- How I Met My Feenie --

(1)
Dahlia:
  I first met my darling Feenie
  eight months ago.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So until that time, you had
       been dating Doug Swallow?

     Dahlia:
       Y-Yes.
       I'm a real fool, I know.

     Dahlia:
       Letting my emotions change
       so quickly...
       I'm ashamed of myself.

     Judge:
       No, no. Not at all!

     Judge:
       Look at me!
       I'm infamous for changing
       my mind!

     Judge:
       My critics have even taken
       to calling me "Judge Fickle"!
       Ho! Ho! Ho!

     Mia:
       (Maybe you should look for
       a different line of work...)

     Grossberg:
       Despite that, however, he
       always, always hands down
       the correct verdict.

     Grossberg:
       That's why some people also
       call him "The Great Judgini".

(2)
Dahlia:
  It's like we were destined to
  meet in this very courthouse's
  basement reading room.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       The courthouse reading room?
       That's a strange place to meet
       the love of your life.

     Dahlia:
       That's not true, Madame Fey.
       After all, Feenie was...

     Dahlia:
       Feenie was not only an art
       student, but he was also
       planning on becoming a lawyer.

     Mia:
       I'm not talking about him.
       I'm talking about you,
       Ms. Hawthorne.

     Mia:
       What was a literature student
       like you doing in a courthouse
       reading room?

     Payne:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Payne:
       This line of questioning is a
       waste of time! It has nothing
       to do with our murder case!

     Judge:
       Ms. Fey, I'm warning you.
       If this has nothing to do
       with Mr. Swallow's case...

     Mia:
       (I have to remember the
       judge is on Dahlia's side.
       I'd better tread carefully...)

     *** Wait and see ***************************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (Mia, if the judge gets any
     *   angrier, you'll lose the
     *   whole case!)
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (I'll just have to hold my
     *   tongue for the time being.)
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Now then, young lady, please
     *   go on with your testimony.
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Tell us about the time you
     *   first met Phoenix Wright.
     *
     ********************************************

     *** Keep pressing **************************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   Your Honor, if you'll allow me
     *   some latitude, I think I can
     *   establish relevance.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   Please ask her to continue
     *   on with her testimony!
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Very well.
     *   Young lady, I've got a simple
     *   question for you.
     *
     * Judge:
     *   What were you doing downstairs
     *   in the courthouse reading
     *   room?
     *
     * Dahlia:
     *   If it pleases Your Honor,
     *   the answer is simply this.
     *
     * ADD STATEMENT (2b)
     *
     ********************************************

(2b)
Dahlia:
  I had come to this courthouse
  to do some research for a
  paper I was writing.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You were writing a paper?
       On what?

     Dahlia:
       On the relationship between
       modern Senryu poetry and
       the criminal underworld.

     Judge:
       Ho ho ho. That sounds like a
       fascinating research idea.

     Dahlia:
       "Am I getting old?
       Now I've even forgotten
       what I've forgotten..."

     Mia:
       (Again with the mid-life
       crisis stuff!?)

     Grossberg:
       Mia, why did that girl really
       come to this courthouse? Isn't
       that what you wanted to know?

     Grossberg:
       And speaking of forgetting
       things, you haven't forgotten
       the police report, have you?

     Grossberg:
       I went through a lot of
       trouble to get it, m'dear, so
       be sure to read it carefully.

(3)
Dahlia:
  The moment our eyes met,
  my heart skipped a beat!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Hmm... So what was it about
       Mr. Wright that made your
       heart malfunction like that?

     Mia:
       In my personal opinion, he
       just looks like a typical
       snotty-nosed college brat.

     Dahlia:
       Perhaps to a woman your age.
       But to me, Feenie is handsome!

     Mia:
       Perhaps to you, Ms. Hawthorne.
       But to the rest of the planet,
       he's a dime a dozen.

     Payne:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Payne:
       Love is a mysterious thing,
       and I object to this line of
       questioning!

     Payne:
       If you were to look at my wife
       for example, you might all
       be shocked!

     Judge:
       He's telling the truth.
       It was truly, truly shocking.

     Dahlia:
       "Beautiful mushroom,
       growing tall in the darkness.
       It comes from cow dung."

     Dahlia:
       That's the poem that best
       describes how I feel about my
       Feenie.

(4)
Dahlia:
  We've been going out ever
  since that fateful day.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Were there any bad feelings
       between you and Mr. Swallow?

     Dahlia:
       No, none at all.
       We parted on very good terms.

     Mia:
       But that can't be!

     Payne:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Payne:
       Our investigation also shows
       that it was a clean breakup.

     Mia:
       Huh...
       Are you... Are you sure?

     Payne:
       Yes, it seems that they both
       wanted it that way.

     Mia:
       (So the victim wanted to
       break up with her...?)

     *** Press further **************************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   So you're saying that
     *   Mr. Swallow also wanted
     *   to break up with you?
     *
     * Dahlia:
     *   W-Well, y-you see...
     *
     * Payne:
     *   *OBJECTION!*
     *
     * Payne:
     *   What a cruel thing to ask a
     *   lovely young lady like this!
     *
     * Payne:
     *   ...
     *   By the way, I have never ONCE
     *   considered leaving MY wife!
     *
     * Judge:
     *   No one cares, Mr. Payne.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (She didn't deny it...
     *   That must mean...)
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (Doug Swallow must have
     *   seen through her little act.)
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (He must have gotten a
     *   glimpse of her true nature.)
     *
     ********************************************

     *** Back off *******************************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (What did the victim think
     *   of Dahlia Hawthorne...?)
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (Well, I guess I don't have
     *   to think about that now...)
     *
     ********************************************

--------------------------------------------

Grossberg:
  Listen to me, Mia.
  That woman has the judge in
  the palm of her hand, you see.

Grossberg:
  So the only way to discredit
  her is to find a contradiction
  in her testimony!

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

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*Present Police Report* at (2b)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  Ms. Hawthorne, you weren't
  here because of your research
  paper, were you?

Mia:
  Didn't you actually come here
  for a much more important
  reason?

Dahlia:
  ...!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Wh-What is the meaning of
  that cocky smile on your face,
  Ms. Fey!?

Mia:
  Eight months ago, right here
  in this very courthouse,
  there was another tragedy.

Payne:
  Another tragedy...?

Judge:
  Do you mean the incident
  in which an attorney was
  poisoned?

Dahlia:
  ...

Mia:
  The name of the suspect
  in that incident is listed
  here in this report.

Mia:
  And that name is...
  Dahlia Hawthorne!

Payne:
  What!?

Judge:
  D-Dahlia H-Hawthorne!?

Mia:
  Yes! The sweetie-pie of
  everyone's eye, Ms. Dahlia
  Hawthorne!

Mia:
  She was the prime suspect
  in a criminal case just eight
  months ago!

Judge:
  Order! Order! Order!
  ...
  Th-This is unbelievable!

Judge:
  It's true then...
  The loveliest rose can hide
  the cruelest thorn...

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Ms. Fey!
  Th-That's not fair!

Payne:
  You can't slander my witness
  with an unrelated case!

Dahlia:
  Umm...

Payne:
  I, Winston Payne, will not
  allow it!

Dahlia:
  Mr. Prosecutor...
  I believe I was speaking.

Payne:
  Urk. P-Pardon me...
  G-Go right ahead...

Dahlia:
  It's true that about
  eight months ago...

Dahlia:
  ...the police expressed some
  interest in me.

Judge:
  Hmm...
  Expressed some interest, huh?

Dahlia:
  Mr. Judge, sir... I know I'm
  under oath, so I'll tell you
  the absolute truth.

Dahlia:
  I did not commit the crime
  that occurred during that
  incident eight months ago.

Judge:
  I see...

Mia:
  (OK... I've tied the
  two crimes together!)

Mia:
  (Now I've just got to stay on
  the offensive!)

Grossberg:
  Well done, Mia!

Grossberg:
  Ooohhh...
  You've really lit a fire in my
  heart... And my buttocks!

Grossberg:
  I can hardly tell which is
  more inflamed, my spirit...
  or my hemorrhoids!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- The Poisoning --

(1)
Dahlia:
  I met the lawyer who was
  poisoned to discuss something
  in the cafeteria that day.

(2)
Dahlia:
  I left my seat for just a
  moment, and that's when
  it happened!

(3)
Dahlia:
  From what I heard, it was
  a liquid poison that is lethal
  at just 2 teaspoons.

(4)
Dahlia:
  Not only that, I heard it was
  a very special kind of poison.

(5)
Dahlia:
  So you see, I'm innocent!
  I wouldn't even know where
  to get a poison like that!

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Hmm...
  So that's what happened
  here eight months ago.

Payne:
  However, as you've heard from
  the witness's testimony, she
  had nothing to do with it.

Payne:
  I think the defense is
  just about out of tricks...

Mia:
  I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Payne.

Mia:
  But I'm afraid the defense has
  many more tricks up its
  sleeve today.

Mia:
  And I'll be sure to show them
  to you before the end of this
  cross-examination!

Payne:
  Unnggh!

Payne:
  What the...!?
  Why does the defense
  suddenly feel stronger...?

Grossberg:
  Aha! Mia!
  You're glowing with a true
  lawyer's aura, m'dear!

Grossberg:
  That proud posture and
  self-confidence!
  Absolutely smashing!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CROSS EXAMINATION
-- The Poisoning --

(1)
Dahlia:
  I met the lawyer who was
  poisoned to discuss something
  in the cafeteria that day.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       What were you talking about
       with the defense attorney?

     Dahlia:
       Well I... I'm sorry, but
       that's confidential.

     Judge:
       According to the report,
       you were being interviewed
       regarding another case.

     Dahlia:
       The lawyer that was killed...

     Dahlia:
       He said he wanted to talk
       about an incident I was caught
       up in when I was younger.

     Mia:
       Why don't you tell us all
       what that incident was?

     Payne:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Payne:
       That has absolutely nothing
       at all to do with this case!

     Judge:
       Objection sustained.
       The defense's question is
       stricken from the record.

     Mia:
       You get involved in a lot of
       "incidents", don't you,
       Ms. Hawthorne?

     Dahlia:
       Well, I guess I was just
       born under a bad sign.

     Phoenix:
       Don't worry, Dollie!
       I'll protect you!

     Judge:
       You heard the man.
       Now THAT is true love,
       young lady!

     Dahlia:
       Oh, Feenie...
       Please...

     Mia:
       (*gag* Those two really are
       making me ill. Albeit for
       decidedly different reasons.)

(2)
Dahlia:
  I left my seat for just a
  moment, and that's when
  it happened!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       How long were you gone?

     Dahlia:
       I've already answered all
       these questions for the
       police...

     Dahlia:
       But if you must know, maybe
       10 or 20 minutes...

     Mia:
       And where were you during
       that stretch of time?
       Using the toilet?

     Phoenix:
       What are you SAYING,
       Miss Fey!?

     Phoenix:
       Toilet!?
       My perfect little Dollie
       doesn't poop!

     Judge:
       You heard the defendant,
       Ms. Fey.
       Better luck next time.

     Dahlia:
       Oh, Feenie...
       Please...

     Payne:
       The police have already
       looked into this whole matter.

     Payne:
       This line of questioning is
       nothing but a waste of the
       court's time!

     Judge:
       Objection sustained.
       Ms. Hawthorne, please
       continue with your testimony.

(3)
Dahlia:
  From what I heard, it was
  a liquid poison that is lethal
  at just 2 teaspoons.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       About how much liquid is
       2 teaspoons?

     Judge:
       Hmm, well let me see...

     Judge:
       My bottle of eyedrops says
       it's 1/2 fluid ounce... Which
       is equal to 3 teaspoons...

     Mia:
       (So it's about two-thirds
       of that amount, huh...)

     Dahlia:
       The poison was found in the
       lawyer's mug of coffee.

     Dahlia:
       It must have been after I
       left the table...

     Dahlia:
       Someone must have quietly
       slipped it in there.

(4)
Dahlia:
  Not only that, I heard it was
  a very special kind of poison.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       A "special kind of poison"?
       How so?

     Dahlia:
       Well, I heard that it's
       almost impossible to detect.

     Judge:
       Oh? And where would something
       like that come from...?

     Dahlia:
       I'm sorry... All I know is
       what I overheard the
       policemen saying.

     Dahlia:
       They said something about
       using advanced chemical
       processes to purify it...

     Judge:
       "Chemical processes"...?
       Well, well... That's quite...

     Judge:
       ...impressive.
       Most impressive...

     Mia:
       (The better question is, how
       did the criminal get something
       like that?)

(5)
Dahlia:
  So you see, I'm innocent!
  I wouldn't even know where
  to get a poison like that!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       And that's the reason they
       didn't arrest you?

     Mia:
       Because no one could show
       how you could've gotten the
       poison?

     Dahlia:
       I think that's a good enough
       reason, Madame Fey.

     Payne:
       She's right. And I think we've
       all had enough of Ms. Fey's
       questions!

     Judge:
       Hmm...

--------------------------------------------

Grossberg:
  So in essence, the main reason
  Ms. Hawthorne was never
  arrested for this crime...

Grossberg:
  ...was because no one could
  show how she could have
  obtained the poison.

Mia:
  Then all we have to do is find
  a way to establish how she
  could've gotten some, right?

Mia:
  (Great... Now just how did a
  lit. student get a hold of
  poison, of all things...?)

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Present Doug Swallow profile* at (5)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  You wouldn't know how
  to get that kind of poison?
  I don't believe you.

Dahlia:
  What...!?

Mia:
  In fact, you had easy
  access to that kind of
  poison, didn't you?

Mia:
  At your boyfriend's lab!

Judge:
  B-Boyfriend!?
  You mean the victim,
  Doug Swallow!?

Mia:
  That's right. Up until eight
  months ago, Ms. Hawthorne
  was dating Mr. Swallow.

Mia:
  And if you'll recall,
  Mr. Swallow was a Pharmacology
  student at Ivy University.

Payne:
  Ph-Ph-Pharmacology...

Mia:
  His laboratory contained
  highly advanced chemistry
  equipment.

Mia:
  In fact, without such
  equipment...

Mia:
  ...the culprit could never
  have obtained such a rare
  and special poison!

Dahlia:
  ...!

Mia:
  Well, Ms. Hawthorne?
  It seems you had access to
  such a poison after all.

Mia:
  And then, it was a matter of
  slipping it into the victim's
  coffee when he wasn't looking.

Mia:
  The only person who could've
  done that was the one sitting
  at his very table -- you!

Dahlia:
  NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Judge:
  Order! Order! Order!
  C-C-Could it be...!?

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Th-That's nothing but a
  baseless accus--

Dahlia:
  May I say something, Madame
  Fey?

Mia:
  What is it, Ms. Hawthorne?

Dahlia:
  The amount of poison in
  the coffee was 2 teaspoons,
  correct?

Dahlia:
  In order to carry that much
  liquid... you would need some
  kind of container.

Judge:
  Well, yes... That's true.

Dahlia:
  I was searched immediately
  after the incident took place.

Payne:
  Quite true. In fact the
  entire courthouse was
  turned upside down.

Dahlia:
  But... they didn't find a
  suspicious container
  anywhere, did they?

Mia:
  (She's right...
  They even mentioned that
  in the report!)

Mia:
  W-Well, you could've easily
  gotten rid of something that
  small!

Dahlia:
  Excuse me, Madame, but this
  is a court of law!

Dahlia:
  If you're saying I threw the
  poison container away...

Dahlia:
  ...I think you need to show
  some kind of proof!

Mia:
  P-Proof...!?
  (She got me good with that!)

Judge:
  Provide some evidence or
  I'll have to disallow this
  line of questioning, Ms. Fey!

Grossberg:
  Unless we can come up
  with some evidence, we're
  going to lose this lead!

Mia:
  (The police conducted a full
  body search of Dahlia and of
  the entire courthouse.)

Mia:
  (And yet the container holding
  the poison disappeared right
  after the crime occurred...)

Judge:
  If you're going to accuse the
  young lady of committing the
  murder...

Judge:
  ...then where is the container
  the poison was carried in?
  What happened to it?

xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Judge:
x   ...
x
x Payne:
x   ...
x   ......
x
x Dahlia:
x   ...
x   ......
x   .........
x
x Judge:
x   Ms. Fey...
x   I'm sure even you understand.
x
x Judge:
x   In a narrative, this is what
x   they call the "moment of
x   truth"! And you've ruined it!
x
x Dahlia:
x   That's correct, Mr. Judge...
x   But you play your part so
x   well.
x
x Judge:
x   Leave it to me, young lady!
x   It's my job, after all!
x
x Mia:
x   (Ohhh...!
x   Don't do it, Mia! Don't cry!)
x
x Grossberg:
x   You're so close, Mia!
x   Don't give up!
x   Think!
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present Dahlia's Present or Phoenix Wright profile*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  You were forced to get
  rid of the container in a
  hurry, weren't you?

Mia:
  And that's why you passed
  it on to someone that had
  nothing to do with the case!

Mia:
  Someone that you knew
  wouldn't be searched!

Judge:
  W-Who is this person!?

Mia:
  Mr. Phoenix Wright, of course.

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  So the defendant was this
  witness's accomplice?

Mia:
  Of course not.

Mia:
  She gave the poison to
  him disguised as... a present.

Dahlia:
  Wh-What...!?
  B-But...
  But that's...!

Judge:
  Hmm... That's a charming
  little necklace.

Judge:
  Is this... a little bottle?
  It's really quite cute.

Judge:
  So what about it?
  What does it mean, Ms. Fey?

Mia:
  The day that the witness met
  and fell for Mr. Phoenix
  Wright was eight months ago...

Mia:
  August 27th.
  The very same day as the
  poisoning incident.

Mia:
  Under the pretense of love,
  the witness gave my client
  a present.

Mia:
  All for the purpose of hiding
  the one piece of evidence
  that would give her away!

Judge:
  Whaaat!?
  Are you saying there's a
  deadly poison in here!?

Mia:
  No, there's no longer any
  poison in that bottle.

Mia:
  However!

Mia:
  I'm certain if the crime lab
  were to analyze it, they
  would find a trace amount!

Dahlia:
  .........

Dahlia:
  NOOOOOOOOOO!!
  WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Judge:
  Or-Order! Order in the court!
  Ahh, umm...

Phoenix:
  *OBJECTION!*

Phoenix:
  On behalf of Dollie, I object!

Payne:
  M-Mr. Wright!
  Control yourself!

Phoenix:
  I-I won't let you bully
  her like this...!

Judge:
  Mr. Wright!
  I thought I told you to stay
  in your seat!

Mia:
  Mr. Wright... Why?

Mia:
  Why are you going through so
  much trouble to protect her?

Phoenix:
  Why?

Phoenix:
  B-Because...!
  Because I'm madly in
  love with her!

............

Judge:
  Hmmm, hmmmm...

Judge:
  "Madly in love"... I haven't
  heard anyone say that in
  a long time...

Mia:
  Mr. Wright...
  Have you ever thought
  about this...

Mia:
  Why exactly would a woman
  like Dahlia Hawthorne want
  to date you anyway?

Phoenix:
  W-Well...
  I guess she must be madly
  in love with me too...

Mia:
  (Mr. Wright... Please!
  Open your eyes...!)

Mia:
  At this point in the trial,
  I think it should be obvious
  to everyone.

Mia:
  The real reason that Dahlia
  Hawthorne is dating you is...

*** she's madly in love with you. **********
*
* Mia:
*   Naturally it's because she
*   has fallen madly in love with
*   you too!
*
* Phoenix:
*   See? Just like I told you!
*
* Grossberg:
*   M-M-Mia!
*   Are you thinking clearly!?
*
* Grossberg:
*   Th-That flies in the face of
*   everything we've learned up
*   to this point!
*
* Mia:
*   I-I'm sorry!
*   I don't know why I even said
*   that...
*
* Mia:
*   *sigh* I guess it's because
*   I just like the sound of that
*   phrase, "madly in love"...
*
* Judge:
*   Ms. Fey.
*
* Judge:
*   You can't remain a starry-eyed
*   maiden for the rest of your
*   life, you know.
*
* Mia:
*   Please let me think it over
*   one more time, Your Honor...
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*** because of that necklace. **************
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

*** to keep you quiet. *********************
*
* Mia:
*   Naturally, it's to keep you
*   quiet!
*
* Phoenix:
*   What...!?
*   To k-keep me quiet!?
*
* Phoenix:
*   ...
*   Um...
*   Keep me quiet about what...?
*
* Mia:
*   Well... uh...
*
* Judge:
*   It seems that the rest of
*   us don't quite understand
*   you, Ms. Fey.
*
* Judge:
*   Nor do we understand what
*   this vile secret that
*   Ms. Hawthorne holds is...
*
* Phoenix:
*   That's because there is
*   no secret, I tell you.
*
* Mia:
*   (ARGH!!
*   How dense can you be!?)
*
* Judge:
*   Ms. Fey... Please think it
*   over and try again.
*
* Mia:
*   Yes, Your Honor...
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

Mia:
  Dahlia Hawthorne was not
  and is not madly in love
  with you.

Mia:
  The only think she's after is
  that bottle necklace you love
  to wear around your neck!

Phoenix:
  My n-necklace...?

Mia:
  Back there in the waiting
  room, you said it yourself...

--------------------------------------------

Phoenix:
  Yeah, but she's so shy. Every
  time I see her, she always
  says the same thing to me.

Phoenix:
  "Please give it back now."

Grossberg:
  What a strange girl, asking
  for a present back like
  that...

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  For Dahlia Hawthorne, that
  necklace is irrefutable
  evidence of her crime.

Mia:
  That's why she absolutely
  had to get it back.

Phoenix:
  Y-You're lying!

Mia:
  But you never gave it
  back to her.

Mia:
  And to make things worse for
  her, you insisted on showing
  it to everyone you met.

Mia:
  That's why she......

Phoenix:
  ...I don't......
  I don't believe you...

Phoenix:
  NOOO!! Th-That's a LIE!!
  Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!

Mia:
  Eeeeeek!!

? ? ?:
  M-Mia!
  Are you alright!?

  Ah! The defendant!
  He-He's getting away!

? ? ?:
  Bailiff! Hurry!
  After him!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Grossberg:
  Mia! Mia!
  Are you alright!?

Mia:
  Y-Yes, I-I think so...

Grossberg:
  That boy...!
  He went completely insane!

Mia:
  Where... Where's Mr. Wright?

Grossberg:
  It looks like the bailiff
  caught him, so he should be
  brought back here soon.

Mia:
  Thank goodness...
  ...
  Oh no!

Grossberg:
  What is it!?

Mia:
  The bottle necklace...!
  Ms. Hawthorne's "present"...!

Mia:
  It's gone...!

Grossberg:
  Whaaaaat...!
  That's terrible!!

Mia:
  Mr. Wright must have grabbed
  it when he slammed into me!

Grossberg:
  Foolish boy...!
  That's the only thing that
  could have saved him...

Grossberg:
  What in blazes are we supposed
  to do noooow!!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Mr. Wright!! This sort of
  behavior is unprecedented in
  the history of this court!

Phoenix:
  I-I'm sorry...

Payne:
  I'm afraid that your apology
  is not enough!

Mia:
  Mr. Wright!

Mia:
  What did you do with the
  bottle necklace?

Phoenix:
  F-Forgive me...
  I... I... I'm sorry...

Mia:
  It's OK.
  Just give back the necklace.

Phoenix:
  ...
  I ate it.

Mia:
  ...
  You what?

Judge:
  You... You...
  You ate it...?

Phoenix:
  It was too big to swallow,
  so I had to chew it into
  little bits first, but yeah...

Phoenix:
  ...Ugh.
  Aaaaaaaaahhhh!

Mia:
  What the...?

Payne:
  Wha--...?

Judge:
  What is he doing now!?

Mia:
  *HOLD IT!*

Mia:
  Y-Your Honor!!
  You've got to stop the trial!!

Mia:
  Mr. Wright! Mr. Wright!
  Are you feeling OK!?
  Does your stomach hurt!?

Mia:
  That bottle you swallowed
  may have had some poison
  left in it!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Ehee hee...
  Hee, hee, hee, hee, hee...

Payne:
  It seems the defendant has
  proven the prosecution's
  case for us.

Payne:
  Clearly that bottle did not
  contain a deadly poison!

Mia:
  H-How can you be so sure!?

Payne:
  Hee, hee, hee...
  I think that's obvious...

Payne:
  As you can see, the
  defendant is still very
  much alive.

Payne:
  As for the poison? More like a
  fledgling defense attorney's
  overactive imagination!

Judge:
  Hmm...
  So it would seem.

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  No!
  There must be some mistake!

Mia:
  The bottle must not have
  had any poison left in it!

Mia:
  Either that or the poison
  must have lost its
  potency...

Payne:
  There, there...
  It's alright, rookie.

Payne:
  Trusting your client is the
  most noble thing a defense
  attorney can do.

Payne:
  And it's heartwarming to see
  that you placed this much
  faith in Mr. Wright.

Phoenix:
  ...!

Payne:
  But that's how it is for us
  on the prosecution side, too!

Payne:
  For example, I would trust
  the witness, Ms. Hawthorne,
  with my very life!

Payne:
  Which is why I can state that
  your assessment of her is
  completely wrong!

Judge:
  That's enough!

Judge:
  Unfortunately, Ms. Fey,
  I cannot accept your
  explanation of the events.

Mia:
  B-But why!?

Judge:
  This may be impossible for
  a beginner like you to
  understand...

Judge:
  ...but in a court of law,
  evidence is everything.

Mia:
  Unngggh!

Mia:
  (Even though I've proven so
  much, is she going to get
  away with everything...?)

Judge:
  Well, now that the suspicion
  surrounding Ms. Hawthorne
  has been cleared up...

Judge:
  I would like to proceed
  with the trial.

Phoenix:
  *HOLD IT!*

Mia:
  M...

Mia:
  Mr. Wright!

Phoenix:
  I'm sorry, Miss Fey.
  It totally slipped my mind.

Phoenix:
  I'm really, really sorry...

Phoenix:
  I know you believed in me,
  and I feel like I really let
  you down.

Mia:
  Mr. Wright...
  What are you trying to say?

Phoenix:
  Um...
  There's something I forgot
  to tell you.

Judge:
  What is it!?

Phoenix:
  That day...
  The day I met Doug Swallow...

--------------------------------------------

  That girl...
  You shouldn't see her anymore.

  Hey!
  It's none of your business!

  I'm telling you for your sake.
  If you continue to see her,
  it's going to be bad news.

  Y-You're lying!

  Just listen to me.
  There's something you need
  to know about that girl... ...

Swallow:
  Last night, someone stole
  some poison from our lab.

Phoenix:
  P-Poison...?

Swallow:
  The same thing happened
  eight months ago. A drug
  sample was stolen.

Swallow:
  She came to the lab that
  time, too.

Swallow:
  It could only have been her!
  That girl is a thief!

Phoenix:
  Stop it!

Phoenix:
  D-Don't talk about her like
  that!

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  Is it true?
  Did he really say that?

Payne:
  Th-That's ridiculous!

Phoenix:
  There's one more thing...
  After I pushed him that day...

Phoenix:
  I got worried and came
  back to have a look.

Phoenix:
  And she was there...
  Dollie was right there.

Phoenix:
  She was crouched down
  next to him...

Mia:
  What!?

Phoenix:
  She told me not to ever
  tell anyone about it, but...

Phoenix:
  I'm sorry, Dollie!

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Y-Your Honor!
  This is...
  The defendant is...

Phoenix:
  Miss Fey! You tell them!

Phoenix:
  D-Dollie didn't do it...
  Sh-She's innocent!

Mia:
  (So Dahlia stole poison eight
  months ago too, huh...)

Mia:
  (If you put that together
  with Mr. Wright's testimony...)

Mia:
  (...then there's only one
  possible conclusion!)

Mia:
  The defense believes that
  Ms. Dahlia Hawthorne...

Mia:
  ...stole some poison on the
  night before she killed Doug
  Swallow.

Judge:
  The night before...!?

Mia:
  Naturally, her motive for
  stealing it was to kill
  someone!

Phoenix:
  Miss Fey...

Judge:
  If you're so certain of your
  theory, then let me ask you
  this.

Mia:
  (Mia, this is your last
  chance. Think carefully
  now...)

Mia:
  (There's something that
  she desperately wanted
  to get back... Therefore...)

Judge:
  Exactly who was Ms. Dahlia
  Hawthorne planning to kill?

*** Present Doug Swallow profile ***********
*
* Mia:
*   *TAKE THAT!*
*
* Grossberg:
*   W-Wait a minute, Mia!
*   Why would she want to kill
*   Doug Swallow?
*
* Mia:
*   Because Doug Swallow had
*   figured out what kind of a
*   person she was! And so...
*
* Grossberg:
*   No, no! Well, that may be
*   true, but Ms. Hawthorne had
*   no way of knowing that.
*
* Grossberg:
*   From her point of view,
*   who was it that was really
*   in her way?
*
* Grossberg:
*   THAT is the question you
*   have to ask yourself.
*
* Judge:
*   Ms. Fey.
*
* Judge:
*   I'm beginning to run out of
*   patience with you.
*   What is your answer?
*
* Mia:
*   Y-Yes, Your Honor!
*   (I can't mess up again!)
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Judge:
x   ...
x
x Payne:
x   Are you trying to mock this
x   court, Ms. Fey?
x
x Grossberg:
x   Wh-What are you doing!?
x
x Grossberg:
x   You sounded so sure of
x   yourself at first...
x
x Grossberg:
x   Now it turns out you have
x   no idea what you're talking
x   about!
x
x Mia:
x   W-Well it's been a long time
x   since I've been in court...
x
x Judge:
x   That will cost you, Ms. Fey!
x   Now think more carefully!
x
x Mia:
x   I apologize, Your Honor...
x   (No more mistakes, Mia!)
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present Phoenix Wright profile*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  There was one person that was
  standing squarely in
  Ms. Dahlia Hawthorne's way...

Mia:
  And that person was...
  Mr. Phoenix Wright!

Phoenix:
  ...
  M-M-M-M-M-M-Meeee!?

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Th-That's preposterous!!

Payne:
  After all, it was Doug Swallow
  that was murdered!

Mia:
  Well, it's true that that's
  how things worked out...

Mia:
  But, let's remember that
  Mr. Swallow died of
  electrocution, not poison.

Mia:
  The person that Ms. Hawthorne
  was planning to poison was in
  fact...

Mia:
  You, Phoenix Wright.
  There's no one else
  that it could be.

Judge:
  B-But how can that be!?
  I-I thought Mr. Wright and
  Ms. Hawthorne were in love!

Mia:
  (Poor Mr. Wright...
  This must be killing him...)

Mia:
  (Hang in there... I'll bring
  her to justice... I swear it!)

Mia:
  As I said before, the only
  thing Ms. Hawthorne truly
  cared about was...

Mia:
  ...the one piece of evidence
  linking her to that incident
  eight months ago.

Mia:
  That's right.
  The bottle necklace.
  That's all she cared about.

Judge:
  But even so...
  Why... Why would she go
  so far as to murder him!?

Mia:
  Eight months ago, just after
  the fall of that attorney in
  the basement cafeteria...

Mia:
  Dahlia Hawthorne could
  think of only one thing.

Mia:
  How to get rid of the bottle
  necklace as quickly as
  possible!

Phoenix:
  N-No... It-It can't be...

Mia:
  It was a pretty good move she
  made, too. The evidence was
  missing for a long time.

Mia:
  But there was just one
  big problem.

Mia:
  Although she got him to hide
  the evidence, Mr. Wright
  refused to return it to her.

Mia:
  To him, the tiny little bottle
  was a cherished treasure.

Mia:
  He even showed it to
  everyone he met!

Judge:
  Y-You mean...
  TH-THAT'S why she tried to
  kill Mr. Wright...?

Mia:
  Correct, Your Honor.
  It was to retrieve that piece
  of evidence.

Phoenix:
  ...
  Th-Th-Th...

Phoenix:
  That can't be trueeeeeeeee!!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Dahlia:
  "Feenie"...
  What a joke you are.

Dahlia:
  Honestly, how can any woman
  ever count on you for
  anything?

Dahlia:
  I even told you time and time
  again to keep your trap shut
  about me and that necklace.

Dahlia:
  ...You disgust me!

Judge:
  M-Ms. Hawthorne...?

Mia:
  It appears that this
  trial will be coming
  to an end soon...

Dahlia:
  Fine. I can tell you plan on
  making me into a criminal
  no matter what I say!

Mia:
  You ARE a criminal,
  Ms. Hawthorne!

Dahlia:
  We'll see about that.
  But first, where's your
  evidence?

Dahlia:
  It seems your sniveling
  little crybaby of a client has
  eaten the bottle as a snack.

Mia:
  Urk...!
  W-Well, umm...

Dahlia:
  Hey! Old man!
  Are you senile or something!?

Dahlia:
  Why don't you say something
  instead of sitting there with
  that dumb look on your face!

Judge:
  M-M-Ms. Hawthorne!
  What's happened to you...!?

Dahlia:
  Hmph!
  Are you really that shocked?

Dahlia:
  ...

Dahlia:
  Or do you prefer me...
  this way, Mr. Judge?

Judge:
  Nnnnggghh...!

Dahlia:
  With absolutely no proof, you
  treat a voluntary witness
  like she's a mass-murderer...

Dahlia:
  Well, I have nothing more
  to say. I'll be heading home
  now, if you don't mind.

Judge:
  B-But y-you're not finished...

Dahlia:
  Fine!
  Then ask this nasty old
  hag to finish up already!

Mia:
  *HOLD IT!*

Mia:
  (I can't let her get away
  this time!)

Grossberg:
  Stop, Mia!

Grossberg:
  If you keep on pushing
  without any evidence...

Grossberg:
  ...you could pay the
  ultimate price as a lawyer!

Mia:
  The ultimate price...?

Judge:
  You'd be forced to take off
  your attorney's badge forever,
  I'm afraid.

Mia:
  N-No...!

Dahlia:
  You'd better think it over
  carefully, Ms. Fey...
  Or should I say, Ms. Gray.

Judge:
  Well, Ms. Fey?

Judge:
  Can you provide evidence
  that would establish her guilt
  once and for all?

Mia:
  (If I mess up here, my
  career as a lawyer is over!)

Mia:
  (But to be honest... at this
  point I don't have any
  evidence that's well-founded.)

Mia:
  (Even so...)

Mia:
  (I'd rather lose my attorney's
  badge than let her get
  away with murder!)

Mia:
  Your Honor!
  The defense would like
  to present proof!

Payne:
  Im-Impossible!
  You can't possibly...

Dahlia:
  Stupid woman!

Judge:
  It is the opinion of the court
  that there has already been
  enough discussion.

Judge:
  Therefore, I will allow only
  one piece of evidence to
  be presented.

Mia:
  J-Just one!?

Judge:
  If you are unable to
  establish her guilt...

Judge:
  ...then I'm afraid that a very
  harsh verdict will immediately
  be handed down on Mr. Wright.

Mia:
  I understand, Your Honor.

Dahlia:
  I can just imagine the
  headlines for tomorrow's
  newspaper.

Dahlia:
  Up-and-coming lawyer
  plummets to Earth before she
  gets the chance to soar...

Mia:
  (She was planning to
  poison Mr. Wright...)

Mia:
  (If that's the case, then
  the poison was probably
  in there!)

Judge:
  Well then, Ms. Fey.
  Please present your evidence.

Judge:
  Show to this court irrefutable
  proof that Ms. Hawthorne was
  planning to poison Mr. Wright!

xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Judge:
x   Ms. Fey...!
x   After all that thinking, THIS
x   is your best answer!?
x
x Grossberg:
x   C-Couldn't you have
x   tried a little bit harder...?
x
x Mia:
x   Please wait, Your Honor!
x   I just... made a mistake!
x
x Judge:
x   Very well.
x   But even I have my limits!
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present Coldkiller X*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  Here it is, Your Honor!
  The evidence that will prove
  her guilt once and for all.

Judge:
  Coldkiller X...
  Phoenix Wright's beloved
  cold medicine.

Payne:
  Hee, hee, hee, hee...
  Does our rookie defense
  attorney have a bit of a cold?

Mia:
  If I did, I still wouldn't
  take this cold medicine.

Mia:
  After all...
  It's been poisoned.

Judge:
  Wh-What!?

Mia:
  Remember what the defendant
  said in his testimony.

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Phoenix:
  But I lost my bottle of it
  around lunchtime on the day
  of the accident.

Phoenix:
  I always eat with Dollie...
  Just the two of us.

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Mia:
  She was the one who took
  his bottle of Coldkiller X.

Mia:
  Then she poisoned it,
  knowing that Mr. Wright was
  going to take some.

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  Now you're really grasping
  at straws!

Payne:
  After all, it was the victim,
  Doug Swallow, that was
  holding the medicine.

Mia:
  I would like the court to
  recall the crime that happened
  here eight months ago.

Mia:
  Where did Ms. Hawthorne
  hide the evidence?

Judge:
  Huh?
  What are you talking about?

Mia:
  Eight months ago,
  the poison was hidden
  in her bottle necklace...

Mia:
  ...which she then gave to
  someone else for
  safekeeping.

Mia:
  Someone she had accidentally
  run into in the reading room.
  My client, Mr. Phoenix Wright!

Mia:
  Yes, that's right...
  She did the same thing
  this time as well.

Mia:
  After shoving the victim,
  Mr. Phoenix Wright left
  the scene of the crime.

Mia:
  That is when the murderer,
  Dahlia Hawthorne, appeared.

Mia:
  With her, she was carrying
  the poisoned bottle of
  Coldkiller X.

Mia:
  This, of course, was so she
  could carry out her plan to
  murder Mr. Wright.

Judge:
  Hmm, I believe she did testify
  that she was going to meet
  with the defendant.

Mia:
  Yes, and she heard and saw
  everything that happened
  at the scene of the crime.

Mia:
  Including what the defendant
  and victim were arguing about,
  and the cut electrical cable.

  That's when she realized,
  "I can't allow Doug
  Swallow to live!"

Mia:
  She used the severed
  electrical cable to silence
  him forever.

Mia:
  Unfortunately for her,
  this is when the problem
  occurred.

Mia:
  Mr. Wright, who she thought
  had left the scene, came back
  to check on the victim.

Mia:
  And on top of that, because
  of the power outage, some
  students showed up as well.

Mia:
  It's hardly any wonder that
  she was, as she put it,
  in a state of panic.

Mia:
  Recall that she was carrying
  that bottle of poisoned cold
  medicine.

Mia:
  She must have thought,
  "What if they search me like
  they did eight months ago?"

Payne:
  E-Eight months ago...?

Mia:
  Yes, she disposed of the
  evidence exactly the same
  way as she did back then!

Mia:
  She had someone else hold it!
  In this case... Doug Swallow!

--------------------------------------------

  ............

Dahlia:
  Oh come on now, everyone.
  Surely you aren't fooled,
  are you?

Dahlia:
  This stupid woman!
  She's nothing but a
  filthy, stinking liar!

Dahlia:
  Right, Mr. Prosecutor...?

Payne:
  Huh...!?

Payne:
  Y-Yes...
  Th-That's exactly right.
  It's just pure desperation!

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  Hmm... I wonder which one
  of us is the desperate one?

Mia:
  So, Ms. Hawthorne.

Mia:
  This cold medicine...
  I wonder if you wouldn't
  mind taking some?

Dahlia:
  ...!?

Mia:
  Well, Mr. Wright ate that
  necklace of yours, right?

Mia:
  Now it's your turn to
  prove your innocence.
  What do you say?

Dahlia:
  ...!

Mia:
  If I'm just a filthy, stinking
  liar, then there's no need
  to worry.

Mia:
  So come on! Show us!
  I dare you to take some of
  this medicine right now!

Dahlia:
  ...

Dahlia:
  ...Grr... Nngghh... Hnnn...

Dahlia:
  MIA FEY...!
  MIA... FEYYYY...!!

Dahlia:
  Do. You. Think. You've. Won?
  Well!? Do you, Mia Fey?

Mia:
  ...!

Dahlia:
  Heh... Heh... Heh... Heheh...
  That's. Just. Fine!

Dahlia:
  For the time being...

Dahlia:
  For the time being,
  victory is yours.

Mia:
  "For the time being"?

Dahlia:
  Well... I have a very long
  memory, you know.

Dahlia:
  You and I will meet again...
  I'm certain of it.

Mia:
  ...?

Dahlia:
  Well then, Mr. Judge...
  I'll see you later too, OK?

Judge:
  Huh...!?
  Err, why, um...
  Y-Yes...

Dahlia:
  I'm going to go spend a
  little quality time with the
  men in blue now.

Dahlia:
  I wish you all the best.

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Mia:
  (Whew...)

Mia:
  (It's finally all over.)

Payne:
  *OBJECTION!*

Payne:
  I...
  I refuse to accept this!

Payne:
  The defense hasn't shown a
  scrap of evidence to support
  their outrageous claim!

Judge:
  B-But even so, your witness
  seems to have accepted it...

Payne:
  I don't care!!
  I'm Winston Payne!

Payne:
  And I don't believe one
  word that this rookie lawyer
  has said!

Mia:
  Well then, Mr. Payne,
  let me ask you this.

Payne:
  Y-Yes!?

Mia:
  Would you care to try
  this cold medicine?

Payne:
  WHAT!?

Mia:
  Just a little earlier, I
  could've sworn you said...

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Payne:
  There, there...
  It's alright, rookie.

Payne:
  For example, I would trust
  the witness, Ms. Hawthorne,
  with my very life!

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  So, if she's so trustworthy...

Mia:
  ...then I'm sure there
  couldn't possibly be any
  poison in here, right?

Payne:
  Err... Well... Ummm...
  You see... Umm... Y-Yes...

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  ...And here comes the
  backpedal!

Mia:
  Come on now, "Rookie Killer"!
  Show this rookie how it's
  done!

Mia:
  How much trust do you
  really have for this woman?

Mia:
  Are you willing to bet
  your life!?

Payne:
  Gggg... Nnngh... Unnngggggh...

Payne:
  NNNNNNYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Payne:
  M-M-My HAAAAAAAAAAIIIIRRR!!
  IT-IT-IT'S FLYYYYYIIIIIIIING
  OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!

Payne:
  MY BEAUUUUUUUTIFUL HAIR!!
  NOOOOOOO!!!
  NOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Payne:
  WAAAAAHAAAAWAAAAHAAAA
  NO-NO-NO-NO-No-No-no-no
  noooooooooooooooooooooo...

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Judge:
  Umm, Mr. Payne?
  About Ms. Dahlia Hawthorne...?

Payne:
  Y-Y-Yes, Your Honor!
  I'll file papers for her
  immediate arrest...

Judge:
  Hmmm...
  Tragic... but not surprising.

Judge:
  I knew there was something
  suspicious about her from
  the very beginning!

Mia:
  (Don't lie! Just admit you
  were wrong!)

Judge:
  By the way, Ms. Fey?

Mia:
  Y-Yes, Your Honor?

Judge:
  You said earlier that you and
  Ms. Dahlia Hawthorne knew
  each other...?

Mia:
  ...

Mia:
  Your Honor...
  How we knew each other had
  nothing to do with this case.

Judge:
  Hmmm...
  Very well...

Judge:
  Err, Mr. Payne.

Payne:
  This can't be happening!
  It's a nightmare! It's like
  losing to my daughter!

Judge:
  ...It appears Mr. Payne has
  lost his spirit along with his
  hair.

Judge:
  Does the defendant have
  anything further to say?

Phoenix:
  It-It can't be true...
  My... Dear... Dollie...
  *achoo*

Judge:
  Hmm... Very well then...

Judge:
  I believe I am ready to
  pass judgment and bring
  this trial to an end.

Judge:
  The court finds the
  defendant, Phoenix Wright...

* N O T   G U I L T Y *

Judge:
  This court is adjourned!

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April 11, 3:16 PM
District Court
Defendant Lobby No. 3

Grossberg:
  Mia!
  You were wonderful in there!

Mia:
  Thank you for everything,
  Mr. Grossberg.

Grossberg:
  During the verdict, I thought
  my hemorrhoids were going
  to explode like Mt. Vesuvius!

Mia:
  Umm, Mr. Grossberg...
  Do you, um, maybe think you
  could stop talking about them?

Grossberg:
  Hmph! That's rather rude.

Grossberg:
  Anyway, this case
  really made me think.

Grossberg:
  What does it really mean to
  have a relationship of mutual
  trust with the client?

Grossberg:
  Perhaps it is we veteran
  lawyers who have lost
  sight of this.

Phoenix:
  ...

Mia:
  Oh! Mr. Wright...!
  Congratulations!

Phoenix:
  Th-Thanks...
  Um, you know...
  I was thinking...

Mia:
  Go on...

Phoenix:
  The Dollie that I saw up there
  on the witness stand...

Phoenix:
  I don't think that was
  really her.

Mia:
  Um, what?

Phoenix:
  Yeah... The Dollie I know could
  NEVER have said those kinds
  of terrible things...

Phoenix:
  Maybe... Maybe she was like...
  I don't know... A fake or
  something.

Mia:
  (Boy... This poor kid still
  hasn't got a clue...)

Mia:
  You need to forget about
  her, Mr. Wright.
  For your own sake...

Phoenix:
  Yeah, you're right...
  That's probably for the best.

Mia:
  Also...
  You need to relax a bit more.
  Try to grow up a little.

Phoenix:
  B-But...

Phoenix:
  Out of all my friends, everyone
  says I'm the most grown up!

Mia:
  (Eek! What kind of company
  must this guy keep!?)

Phoenix:
  ...

Phoenix:
  Right now I...
  I'm studying to become
  a lawyer myself.

Mia:
  That's what you keep saying...

Mia:
  But I thought you were
  in the Art Department?

Phoenix:
  Well, yeah...
  I guess I am...

Phoenix:
  But there's a friend that I
  desperately want to help!

Phoenix:
  And if I hurry, then I should
  still be able to save him in
  time!

Mia:
  I see.

Phoenix:
  Say, Miss Fey?

Phoenix:
  A lawyer is someone who
  can help people when they're
  in trouble, right?

Mia:
  Mr. Wright,
  I'm still new at this myself.

Mia:
  But...
  I think that's exactly what
  a lawyer is.

Phoenix:
  OK... I'm going to do it.
  I'll study my butt off.
  I'll become a lawyer for sure!

Phoenix:
  I hope...
  I hope we see each other again
  some day, maybe even in court.

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Phoenix:
  It's been five years since I
  was acquitted of all charges.

Phoenix:
  I became a lawyer like I
  planned, and managed to
  save my friend.

Phoenix:
  But Mia has passed on
  to a better place.

Phoenix:
  For me, this trial brings up
  a lot of painful memories.

Phoenix:
  But... it also brings up some
  very precious ones.

Phoenix:
  And memories that I thought
  would never rise to the
  surface again...

Phoenix:
  Mia is gone now.

Phoenix:
  But even so...
  I can hear her in my mind.

Mia:
  Phoenix, no matter what,
  always believe in your client.

Mia:
  In a court of law, your
  greatest weapon is your
  belief.

Phoenix:
  ...Five long years...

Phoenix:
  Something has happened
  that's made me think back
  to her words of wisdom...

Phoenix:
  But that is a story for
  another day...



Episode 1: Turnabout Memories

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  The time is 1:00 AM.

  Beep... Beep... Beep...
  Beeeeeeep...
  
  Detective!
  We made it!

  Whew... What a relief.
  Glad the jewel is still safe.

  Ho ho! You said it, pal.
  It musta been our rock solid
  security that scared him off!

  Would you mind opening the
  safe just to double check?

  Aaaaaaaaaah!
  We've been had!


~Mask*DeMasque~

 ~Salutations~


  O-Out front! Guards!
  Turn on the searchlights!

  Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
  Better luck next time,
  gentlemen!

  Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
  Excuse me, but I'm afraid I
  must be leaving now!

  We shall meet again...
  When the next moon is full!
  Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha...


~Mask*DeMasque~

 ~Salutations~


  Ahaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha...

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October 11, 3:24 PM
Wright & Co. Law Offices

Maya:
  Hey, Nick!
  Get a load of this!

Maya:
  Hey, are you listening to me!?
  You can clean the toilet
  later! This is important!

Phoenix:
  *sigh*
  What are you freaking
  out about now?

Maya:
  Hee hee.

Maya:
  Today will be the last time
  you talk to me that way!

Phoenix:
  Huh?

Maya:
  We're about to hit the
  big time!

Phoenix:
  "Big time"? And what do
  you mean by "we"? You don't
  mean you and me are...?

Maya:
  Ha! Don't be silly.

Maya:
  I'm talking about me and
  Pearly, of course!

Pearl:
  Hello.
  It's a pleasure to see you
  again, Mr. Nick!

Phoenix:
  Pearls! You haven't changed
  a bit! Wait... What are
  you doing here anyway?

Pearl:
  Hee hee.
  Haven't you heard, Mr. Nick?

Pearl:
  Here! Take a look at this!

Phoenix:
  (What's this...?
  Some kind of poster?)

Phoenix:
  Kurain Village...
  Isn't that...?

Maya:
  That's right.
  It's our hometown...
  Pearly and mine, that is.

Phoenix:
  What's this about "treasures"
  from the boonies?

Maya:
  Ha ha ha. Very funny.
  You can laugh all you want...

Maya:
  But you'll be singing another
  tune tonight!




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  The girl... Let her go!

  Shut up!
  C-Come closer...
  And I kill her!

  Sorry, but you're not going
  to get the chance...

          *BANG!*

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  I'm reading through the file
  of an old court case.

  It was the first case of my
  long-time mentor, Mia Fey...

o-------------------------------------------o
|         .-----------------------.         |
|        (      Fugitive Data      )        |
|         '-----------------------'         |
|                          _______          |
|                         (Picture) [Data 1]|
|                         |ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ|         |
|                         |       |         |
| Name: Terry Fawles      |       |         |
|                         o-------o         |
| Charge: Kidnapping, Murder                |
| Sentence: Death Penalty _                 |
|                                           |
o-------------------------------------------o
o-------------------------------------------o
|         .-----------------------.         |
|        (   Fugitive  Movements   )        |
|         '-----------------------'         |
|                          _______          |
|                         (Picture) [Data 2]|
| After escaping, Fawles  |ŻŻŻŻŻŻŻ|         |
| met with, and then      |       |         |
| murdered, Sergeant      |       |         |
| Valerie Hawthorne.      o-------o         |
| Recaptured on Eagle Mountain              |
| about 8 hours after                       |
| his escape. _                             |
o-------------------------------------------o

  Her very first client was a
  death row inmate who had
  recently broken out of prison.

  That was a whole year before
  Mia and I ever met.

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-- 6 Years Earlier --
       Mia Fey
     First Trial

February 16, 9:24 AM
District Court
Defendant Lobby No. 4

Mia:
  (Ugh... I'm so nervous.
  I feel like I'm going to die.)

Mia:
  (I never should've
  accepted this case...)

Mia:
  Eeeeeeek!

Mia:
  ...Ah! G-G-Good morning!
  (Don't be so jumpy, Mia!)

? ? ?:
  I-I din't do nuttin'!
  I swear!
  I din't kill nobody!

Mia:
  (Terry Fawles...
  ...My first client.)

Mia:
  (Sentenced to death 5 years
  ago, and now... a prison
  escapee.)

Fawles:
  ...

Mia:
  (Just relax, Mia! Make small
  talk and try to relax him!)

Mia:
  ...Err, umm...
  So why did you escape anyway?

Fawles:
  Ah. Ah.
  UGGA!

Mia:
  Eeeeek!
  I'm sorry! I'm sorry!

Fawles:
  ...Ugh.
  I din't do nuttin'!
  I din't kill nobody!

Fawles:
  I never... I never lie!
  I din't escape from nowhere!

Mia:
  Err...

Mia:
  But, Mr. Fawles...
  The police just recaptured
  you two days ago.

Fawles:
  ...
  Ugh.
  Sorry. I told a little lie.

Mia:
  (Oh boy...)

Fawles:
  But anyway, I din't do it!
  I never killed nobody!

Mia:
  Umm, sorry for asking but...
  You're on death row, right?

Fawles:
  Uh. Uh...
  UGGA!

Mia:
  Eeeeeek!
  I'm really, really sorry!

Fawles:
  They sentenced me to die
  5 years ago!
  But I was tricked I tell you!

Fawles:
  That woman! She lied in her
  testimony! ...That's why I got
  the death penalty!

Fawles:
  I swear it! I din't kill her!
  I could never do that!

Mia:
  (Two days ago, he escaped
  from the police wagon when
  it crashed...)

Mia:
  (Then about 8 hours later...)

Mia:
  (A policewoman was murdered
  before the police could
  recapture him.)

Mia:
  (The police believe that
  Terry Fawles did it.)

Mia:
  Umm... After you escaped,
  did you meet a policewoman?

Fawles:
  ...

Fawles:
  Yeah... I did.
  ...She's the reason I escaped.

Mia:
  (So that much is true...
  He did meet with the victim.)

Fawles:
  But I din't kill her!

Fawles:
  She was alive when I left!
  She was alive...!
  It-It's true!

Mia:
  (I can trust him... right?
  I mean, I should...)

? ? ?:
  Ha...!

? ? ?:
  You're not going to figure
  out the truth by just staring
  at the guy...

Mia:
  Y-You're... Why are you here?

? ? ?:
  I came to see how our little
  kitten was doing all alone in
  the big, scary lion's den.

? ? ?:
  ...I thought maybe you'd like
  someone to play with.

Mia:
  Err, where is Mr. Grossberg?

? ? ?:
  Ha...!
  That old man is probably
  still in bed.

? ? ?:
  I bet he's clutching an empty
  bottle and mumbling in his
  sleep.

Armando:
  Aren't I good enough?
  After all, it's me...
  Diego Armando!

Mia:
  I-I didn't say...

Mia:
  So, Diego Armando, the finest
  attorney at Grossberg Law
  Offices, is here for me...?

Armando:
  No, no, no...
  You've got it all wrong!
  Today, YOU'RE the finest!

Armando:
  After all, it took an amazing
  amount of guts to take this
  case!

Armando:
  Imagine...
  An escaped death row convict
  for a first client!

Mia:
  Yeah, err... Th-Thanks.
  (I sure wish I could get
  out of it though!)

Armando:
  Ha...!
  Relax.
  I just heard some good news.

Armando:
  The prosecutor for today
  is fresh out of his diapers
  as well.

Mia:
  R-Really!?

Armando:
  However...
  Unlike a certain somebody
  who I won't mention...

Armando:
  ...he's earned the reputation
  as a "genius" since beginning
  his law career.

Mia:
  (G-Genius...?)

Armando:
  Well, it's about time
  to head in, Kitten.

Armando:
  Sharpen those claws of yours.
  It's go time!

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Mia:
  (A solitary confinement cell
  for the condemned must be
  the world's loneliest place.)

Mia:
  (...And that's what my client
  ran away from.)

Mia:
  (Every other lawyer gave up
  on him... But not me.)

Mia:
  (When I saw those overflowing
  eyes and heard that simple,
  child-like voice...)

Mia:
  (I just had the feeling that
  he was telling the truth.)

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February 16, 10:00 AM
District Court
Courtroom No. 4

Judge:
  Court is now in session for
  the trial of Terry Fawles.

Mia:
  The defense is ready,
  Your Honor.

? ? ?:
  The prosecution has been
  ready for a while, Your Honor.

Judge:
  I understand the lawyers for
  both sides are newcomers...?

Mia:
  Y-Y-Yes, Your Honor.
  I'm Mia Fey.

Edgeworth:
  Miles Edgeworth... Your Honor.

Judge:
  So you're the new prosecutor
  everyone is talking about, eh?

Judge:
  They say you joined the
  prosecutor's office at quite
  an early age.

Edgeworth:
  At 20... Your Honor.

Armando:
  I guess our little kitten
  hasn't earned herself much
  of a reputation yet, huh?

Mia:
  (Come on, Mia!
  You can't lose! Not to
  someone younger than you!)

Edgeworth:
  ...Hmph.

Judge:
  Young people running a trial.
  I'm not too sure how I feel
  about that.

Judge:
  ...Now then, the defendant in
  this case is currently a
  felon on death row.

Judge:
  Two days ago, he escaped
  from a police wagon.
  Is that correct?

Edgeworth:
  Precisely.

Armando:
  But the defendant is not on
  trial for escaping prison.

Armando:
  On the day that the defendant
  escaped, a policewoman was
  murdered...

Mia:
  So we're here to determine
  if Mr. Fawles was responsible
  for her death...?

Armando:
  You got it, Kitten.

Judge:
  Well then, Mr. Edgeworth.
  Let's hear your opening
  statement.

Edgeworth:
  Yes, Your Honor.
  It was five years ago.

Edgeworth:
  The defendant, Terry Fawles,
  was sentenced to death in this
  very court.

Edgeworth:
  His crimes were kidnapping,
  extortion... and murder.

Edgeworth:
  The girl he threw off the
  bridge was only 14 years old.

Judge:
  A truly horrible crime.
  I remember it well.

Judge:
  There was no decisive
  evidence, so the trial was
  long and protracted.

Edgeworth:
  Correct.
  But in the end, what finally
  decided the case was...

Edgeworth:
  ...a certain witness's
  testimony.

Mia:
  A witness's testimony...

Edgeworth:
  The testimony of Detective
  Valerie Hawthorne; the person
  who confronted this criminal.

Edgeworth:
  She arrested Mr. Fawles at
  the scene and later testified
  against him.

Edgeworth:
  She said she witnessed
  Mr. Fawles throw his young
  victim into the river.

Edgeworth:
  For those who are not aware,
  Eagle River is well-known for
  its powerful current.

Edgeworth:
  Most bodies that fall in
  are never recovered...

Mia:
  (So Ms. Hawthorne's testimony
  was the one that put him
  away...)

Judge:
  That policewoman you
  just mentioned...
  That wouldn't be...?

Edgeworth:
  Exactly. The victim.
  The same woman that was
  killed 2 days ago...

Edgeworth:
  Police Sergeant...
  Valerie Hawthorne.

Judge:
  Aha...! I see...

Judge:
  The man who was sentenced to
  death based on her testimony
  escaped two days ago...

Judge:
  ...with only one thing on his
  mind. To take revenge against
  the woman who convicted him.

Judge:
  ...
  Hmm...

Judge:
  Aha! The truth is becoming
  clear to me now!

Mia:
  Huh?

Judge:
  Yes, yes...

Judge:
  It's quite obvious that the
  defendant is guilty.

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  W-Wait a minute!
  That's not right!

Mia:
  At least hear the case
  before you decide on the
  outcome, Your Honor!

Judge:
  Grrrngh...

Judge:
  Watch yourself, Ms. Fey! I'm
  not sure I care for your word
  choice, or your tone of voice.

Edgeworth:
  Young people these days simply
  don't know how to respect
  their elders.

Mia:
  (Why you...! You're even
  younger than me, you
  hypocrite!)

Judge:
  Now then, Mr. Edgeworth,
  please call your first
  witness.

Edgeworth:
  I call the detective who was
  in charge of the initial
  investigation of this case.

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Edgeworth:
  Witness...
  State your name and
  occupation.

Gumshoe:
  Gumshoe. Dick Gumshoe.
  I'm the homicide detective
  in charge of the case, sir!

Gumshoe:
  I finally got promoted to
  the detective division half a
  year ago!

Mia:
  I don't believe anyone
  asked you about that.

Gumshoe:
  Hey, ma'am! You got any idea
  how much work it takes...
  ......

Mia:
  Wh-What is it?

Gumshoe:
  You...
  Y-You're really gorgeous...

Mia:
  Excuse me?

Gumshoe:
  No, seriously...
  My heart...
  It's aching for you...

Edgeworth:
  Detective. Pull yourself
  together and try to be
  professional. Otherwise...

Edgeworth:
  I'll write you up on contempt
  so quick that something other
  than your heart will ache!

Gumshoe:
  Urk...
  O-OK, I-I got it!

Judge:
  ...Now, Detective.
  Tell us about the incident.

Gumshoe:
  Yes, sir! Right away!

Gumshoe:
  The victim was Sergeant
  Valerie Hawthorne, a veteran
  on the police force.

Gumshoe:
  She was stabbed in the back
  with a knife and died from
  excessive blood loss.

Judge:
  That much is already stated
  in the autopsy report.

Judge:
  The court would like to hear
  more details about the
  incident itself.

Gumshoe:
  Yes, sir! I gotcha!
  OK! Let's take a look at this
  aerial map of the area here!

Gumshoe:
  This is a sketch of
  Dusky Bridge, an old
  suspension bridge.

Gumshoe:
  And the river that runs under
  there is Eagle River.

Gumshoe:
  The victim and the defendant
  met there...
  On top of the bridge.

Gumshoe:
  After stabbing her in the
  back, the killer carried
  the victim back to his car.

Gumshoe:
  He was recaptured at a police
  checkpoint as he was trying to
  make his getaway, sir.

Judge:
  Hmm... I see...

*Dusky Bridge Map added
to the Court Record.*

Judge:
  Was the victim's blood
  found on the bridge?

Gumshoe:
  The victim, Sergeant Valerie
  Hawthorne, was wearing a
  thick coat, sir.

Gumshoe:
  Unfortunately, no traces of
  blood were found on the
  bridge.

Judge:
  Hmm...

Judge:
  Mr. Edgeworth. I warn you
  that I absolutely despise
  conjecture.

Judge:
  If there was no blood on the
  bridge, then you have no proof
  that they even met there!

Edgeworth:
  Your Honor.

Edgeworth:
  If you would listen to the
  testimony we have prepared,
  I'm sure you'll be convinced.

Edgeworth:
  The two of them most
  certainly did meet on the
  bridge that day...

Judge:
  Why, Mr. Edgeworth...

Judge:
  I'm not sure I like you
  wagging your finger at me as
  though I were some hoser!

Judge:
  Detective, proceed
  with your testimony!

Gumshoe:
  Um... Yes, sir!

Mia:
  (Here we go, Mia! Hang on...!)

Armando:
  OK now...
  Listen carefully, Kitten.

Armando:
  One little mistake and this
  guy will drink you for morning
  tea! Trust me and get ready.

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WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- Summary of the Incident --

(1)
Gumshoe:
  On the day of the incident,
  an unknown person phoned the
  sergeant and asked to meet.

(2)
Gumshoe:
  Sergeant Hawthorne went to
  Dusky Bridge at the designated
  time and met with Mr. Fawles.

(3)
Gumshoe:
  And that's where she was
  brutally murdered, sir.

(4)
Gumshoe:
  The criminal stuffed her body
  into his car trunk and tried
  to make a getaway.

(5)
Gumshoe:
  Mr. Fawles was arrested at a
  police checkpoint we set up
  at the base of the mountain.

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Judge:
  Hmm...

Judge:
  Well, you certainly have
  established the importance
  of the bridge.

Edgeworth:
  ...Naturally.

Judge:
  Now, would the defense please
  hurry up and proceed with the
  cross-examination.

Mia:
  Y-Yes, Your Honor!
  C-C-Cross-examination...
  Coming right up!

Armando:
  Hey, hey!
  Settle down there, Kitten!

Armando:
  If you keep trembling like
  that, you're gonna make me
  spill my coffee!

Mia:
  I-I-I'm not t-trembling!
  It-It-It's just cold in here!

Armando:
  The courtroom can be a cold
  battlefield alright.
  Especially... for a beginner.

Mia:
  I-I don't need you to worry
  about me...! I mean...

Mia:
  I mean, the defendant, the
  witness... everyone's a
  beginner in here!

Armando:
  Ha...!
  You got me there.

Armando:
  But maybe you should keep
  your claws out, and show them
  what you've got... Kitten.

Mia:
  (It's OK, Mia. Stay calm...)

Mia:
  (Just remember those court
  procedure videos you stayed
  up all last night watching!)

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CROSS EXAMINATION
-- Summary of the Incident --

(1)
Gumshoe:
  On the day of the incident,
  an unknown person phoned the
  sergeant and asked to meet.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       This "unknown person"...
       You have no idea who it
       might be, right?

     Gumshoe:
       Sorry, but I'm afraid I do!

     Mia:
       What...?

     Gumshoe:
       The one who called
       Sergeant Hawthorne was the
       defendant, Terry Fawles!

     Judge:
       Wh-Wh-Whaaat!
       The defendant...!
       The defendant called her!?

     Gumshoe:
       Sergeant Hawthorne was a very
       thorough person, sir!

     Gumshoe:
       She left a note about her
       phone call with Mr. Fawles.

     Mia:
       A note...?

     Gumshoe:
       Yeah, a top-secret memo
       that she left on her desk.

     *Victim's Note added to
     the Court Record.*

     Judge:
       Hmm...

     Judge:
       According to this note, it
       seems the one who called her
       to the bridge was indeed...

     Judge:
       ...the defendant,
       Terry Fawles!

     Mia:
       Nngh!
       (Whose bright idea was it to
       keep that note from me!?)

     Armando:
       Ha...!
       Looks like the judge is even
       more sure of his verdict now.

     Armando:
       Listen up!
       Never ask a question if you
       don't already know the answer!

     Mia:
       (It's that detective's fault!
       He's the one that said,
       "unknown person"...!)

     Gumshoe:
       Hey now!
       Don't make that face at me!

     Gumshoe:
       I just said it that way 'cause
       the prosecutor told me to!

     Mia:
       (Was that... a trap...?)

     Mia:
       (...With that cute face,
       I didn't expect him to
       be so sneaky.)

     Edgeworth:
       Hmph.

(2)
Gumshoe:
  Sergeant Hawthorne went to
  Dusky Bridge at the designaed
  time and met with Mr. Fawles.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       A bridge up in the mountains?
       But why meet there?

     Gumshoe:
       Because it is a very important
       place to the defendant,
       that's why.

     Judge:
       What do you mean by that?

     Edgeworth:
       If you remember, 5 years ago,
       the defendant kidnapped
       a young girl.

     Edgeworth:
       He was chased onto a bridge...
       And it was there that he
       killed his hostage.

     Edgeworth:
       And the place where all of
       this occurred is, of course,
       Dusky Bridge.

     Mia:
       ...!

     Gumshoe:
       The very place where
       Sergeant Hawthorne arrested
       and handcuffed Mr. Fawles.

     Armando:
       Ha...!
       Returning to the scene of the
       crime... How nostalgic.

(3)
Gumshoe:
  And that's where she was
  brutally murdered, sir.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Was the body of the victim
       discovered right away?

     Gumshoe:
       Yeah.
       We were really on the ball.

     Gumshoe:
       We found the criminal within
       one hour of the murder.

     Gumshoe:
       It was great! We even got to
       say, "Don't move! We've got
       you surrounded!"

     Mia:
       (...Wait a second.
       Isn't there something weird
       about that...?)

     Armando:
       The location was a suspension
       bridge, up in the mountains.

     Armando:
       So how did they find out
       about the crime so quickly...?

     Mia:
       Sergeant Hawthorne must have
       mentioned the phone call to
       someone else, right?

     Armando;
       Ha...!

     Armando:
       If that's what had happened,
       then she wouldn't have been
       killed.

     Gumshoe:
       She never mentioned the
       phone call from Mr. Fawles.
       But...

     Gumshoe:
       She left a note on her
       desk about it.

     Gumshoe:
       If only I had noticed it
       earlier...
       Maybe she'd still be alive.

     Mia:
       (I wonder why she didn't
       mention the phone call to
       anyone...?)

(4)
Gumshoe:
  The criminal stuffed her body
  into his car trunk and tried
  to make a getaway.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Mr. Fawles had a car, then?

     Gumshoe:
       Well, that bridge is way up
       in the mountains, ma'am.

     Gumshoe:
       The defendant and the victim
       both went up there by car.
       I mean, how else, right?

     Judge:
       What! You mean the
       defendant drove his own car?

     Gumshoe:
       No, no, of course not.
       ...It was stolen.

     Gumshoe:
       He stole it from a
       young couple that had been
       waiting at a red light.

     Judge:
       Hmm... Car thieves...
       I'm not sure how I feel
       about car thieves.

     Mia:
       (Is this guy sure about how
       he feels about ANYTHING?)

     Gumshoe:
       This is a photo of the stolen
       car's trunk.

     Gumshoe:
       ...Naturally, that's the body
       of Valerie Hawthorne in there.

     Judge:
       Whoa! That...
       That doesn't look too
       comfortable...

     *Crime Photo added to
     the Court Record.*

     Mia:
       The victim...
       She was stabbed in the back,
       correct?

     Gumshoe:
       Yeah.

     Armando:
       Ha...!

     Armando:
       ...For some reason, men
       always seem to get stabbed
       in the back...

     Mia:
       (We're talking about a
       woman here...)

     Gumshoe:
       You can't tell from this
       photo, but...

     Gumshoe:
       ...the knife was stuck in her
       back nice and firm.

     Judge:
       The condition of the body
       when it was discovered is
       very important information.

     Judge:
       Detective, was there anything
       strange or noteworthy in the
       trunk of the car?

     ADD STATEMENT (4b)

(4b)
Gumshoe:
  Here's a photo of the trunk.
  But I don't see anything
  strange, do you? Anyway...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       What did the defendant
       have to say about this photo?

     Gumshoe:
       What he always says, ma'am!

     Fawles:
       I din't do it!
       I din't do nuttin'!!

     Gumshoe:
       ...That's all he says.

     Judge:
       "Nuttin'"? I wouldn't say
       he did "nuttin'". At the very
       least, we know he stole a car!

     Gumshoe:
       It's just what he always says,
       Your Honor.
       And then he always says...

     Fawles:
       ...
       Uh.
       Sorry. I told a little lie.

     Gumshoe:
       ...Or something like that.

     Mia:
       ...

     Judge:
       Well, in any case, it seems
       he was caught and arrested.

     Edgeworth:
       Precisely.

(5)
Gumshoe:
  Mr. Fawles was arrested at a
  police checkpoint we set up
  at the base of the mountain.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       That certainly is some
       impressive police work.

     Gumshoe:
       Well, no, actually it was
       way too close for comfort.

     Gumshoe:
       We set up that checkpoint
       just after 5:00 PM...

     Gumshoe:
       We figured that Mr. Fawles
       might just try to run.

     Mia:
       ...What do you mean it was
       too close for comfort?

     Edgeworth:
       The two of them arranged
       to meet at 4:30 PM.

     Edgeworth:
       And it takes approximately 30
       minutes to go from the bridge
       to the checkpoint.

     Mia:
       (Hmm... That WAS kinda close.
       Any later and Mr. Fawles could
       have slipped right by.)

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Armando:
  Listen up, Kitten.
  There's a big trap waiting for
  you in that testimony.

Mia:
  A t-trap?

Armando:
  Walk into it carelessly, and
  it'll leave more than just
  a flesh wound. Fun, huh?

Mia:
  No, it's NOT!

Armando:
  Well, if you want to have any
  chance at all, you'd better
  get some more information.

Armando:
  And if you're going to get
  caught in a trap, it's best to
  get caught early.


Armando:
  You can always look for
  contradictions afterwards.

Mia:
  (The ever-famous
  "contradictions". I sure hope
  I can find some of those...)

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

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*Present Victim's Note* at (4b)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  ...Witness!

Mia:
  ............

Gumshoe:
  ............

Edgeworth:
  ............

Judge:
  ............

Judge:
  Wh-What is it...?
  Do you have something
  to say, Ms. Fey!?

Mia:
  I-I'm sorry!
  I-I totally forgot what I was
  going to say...

Mia:
  This is... This is the first
  time I've ever had to actually
  address someone like that...

Judge:
  Grrgh...
  You should have practiced
  before coming to court!

Judge:
  Honestly, Ms. Fey...
  I'm not sure I like this!

Armando:
  Hmph...!
  Say there, little Kitten, want
  a piece of my coffee candy?

Mia:
  Candy?

Armando:
  Well, you're still too young
  to be drinking real coffee.

Mia:
  (Grrr... Come on, Mia!
  Shake it off!
  You're a lawyer!)

Mia:
  Detective!

Gumshoe:
  Y-Yes, ma'am!

Mia:
  This photo...

Mia:
  You said that there was
  nothing peculiar about it.
  ...Is that correct?

Gumshoe:
  Y-Yeah, that's what I said!

Mia:
  Well then, I suggest you take
  another look at the note
  written by the victim!

Gumshoe:
  The n-n-note...?

Mia:
  It very clearly says,
  "Wear white scarf for
  identification."...

Mia:
  The caller must have forgotten
  what the victim looked like.
  Thus, this special request.

Gumshoe:
  Aaah... I, umm...!

Mia:
  I have one very simple
  question for you, Detective.
  Where is the white scarf?

Mia:
  I can't seem to find it in
  this photo...

Gumshoe:
  Um... Well, to be honest,
  we didn't find it in the
  trunk, ma'am...

Mia:
  And you stopped there!?
  You should have looked for it!

Gumshoe:
  Aaaaaaarrrggg...!

Judge:
  The caller told her to wear it
  to identify herself, so I'd
  expect she did just that!

Judge:
  Well, Mr. Edgeworth!?
  What do you have to say
  about this!?

Edgeworth:
  *sigh*

Edgeworth:
  I see the defense is a
  little... lacking.

Mia:
  ...!

Edgeworth:
  The scarf you are searching
  so desperately for...
  ...Is it this one, perchance?

Mia:
  ...Ah!

Gumshoe:
  Wh-Where did you find that,
  sir!?

Edgeworth:
  On Dusky Bridge. I was there
  first, and decided to conduct
  my own investigation.

Gumshoe:
  Wh-Why...?
  Why didn't you tell me?

Edgeworth:
  I made a decision to keep
  all pieces of evidence in my
  personal satchel.

Edgeworth:
  It's the safest place I know.

Armando:
  Hmph!
  That hot-shot sure has a flair
  for the dramatic...

Edgeworth:
  It's not exactly "white", as
  the caller requested...

Edgeworth:
  But as you can see, it's
  close enough, for what it
  was intended for.

Judge:
  Hmmm...
  It looks like it spent some
  time in the mud.

Edgeworth:
  Not surprising...
  It was drizzling on the
  mountain that day.

Mia:
  (Prosecutor Edgeworth...
  He was intentionally hiding
  that scarf the whole time!)

Judge:
  The court will accept the
  scarf into evidence.

*Scarf added to the
Court Record.*

Edgeworth:
  Now, if the attorney for the
  defense is finished
  embarrassing herself...

Edgeworth:
  ...I'd like to move on with
  the testimony. That IS alright
  with you, isn't it, Ms. Fey?

Mia:
  (Boy would I like to wrap this
  scarf around his smarmy little
  neck...)

Edgeworth:
  Very good. Now, if we're done
  with this mud-covered scarf
  business...

Edgeworth:
  ...the prosecution moves to
  establish conclusively, and
  with hard evidence that...

Edgeworth:
  ...Ms. Hawthorne and
  Mr. Fawles did indeed meet
  on that bridge that day.

Edgeworth:
  Further, we will show exactly
  what occurred there.

Judge:
  That sounds quite promising.
  I can't wait to hear all
  about it.

Mia:
  (Argh... Everything is moving
  at his whim...)

Armando:
  Don't forget, Kitten.
  There's a reason why everyone
  considers this kid a genius.

Mia:
  (A genius, huh...)

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WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- Events on Dusky Bridge --

(1)
Gumshoe:
  Actually, there's an
  eyewitness who was there
  when the incident took place.

(2)
Gumshoe:
  This photo was accidentally
  taken by the witness. It shows
  her wearing the scarf, sir.

(3)
Gumshoe:
  It was drizzling that day;
  unfortunately, it's a little
  hard to see what's going on.

(4)
Gumshoe:
  Anyway, the criminal shoved
  the victim down from behind
  and stabbed her in the back!

(5)
Gumshoe:
  ...That must have been
  when the scarf fell off.

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Hmm.
  Looking at this photo...

Judge:
  ...you really get the sense
  that this bridge is very high
  up.

Edgeworth:
  It is about a 40 feet drop
  from the bridge to the Eagle
  River down below.

Judge:
  Mr. Edgeworth, who took this
  photo anyway?

Edgeworth:
  Let's just say that it was a
  well-intentioned third party.

Judge:
  Aha! A potential witness!
  So why isn't this person
  in the courtroom?

Gumshoe:
  Well... They said they
  absolutely did not want
  to testify.

Edgeworth:
  ...The person in question is
  very delicate, Your Honor.

Edgeworth:
  Besides, as long as we have
  this photo, we see no reason
  to compel her to testify.

Judge:
  ...
  I'm not sure how I feel
  about that!

*Witness's Photo added
to the Court Record.*

Edgeworth:
  So, as you can see,
  Terry Fawles had both the
  motive and the opportunity.

Edgeworth:
  I think it's quite clear at
  this point what happened on
  that bridge.

Judge:
  ...
  Hmm.

Judge:
  Aha! The truth is becoming
  clear to me now!

Mia:
  Huh?

Judge:
  Yes, it's quite obvious.
  He's clearly guilty.

Mia:
  N-Not again!
  That's not fair!

Mia:
  I haven't even done my
  cross-examination yet!

Judge:
  Hmm...

Mia:
  (What do you mean, "Hmm"!?)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CROSS EXAMINATION
-- Events on Dusky Bridge --

(1)
Gumshoe:
  Actually, there's an
  eyewitness who was there
  when the incident took place.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Who is this eyewitness?

     Gumshoe:
       She's a college student!

     Mia:
       A female college student...?

     Gumshoe:
       That's right!
       Meaning she's "female" AND
       a "college student", ma'am!

     Gumshoe:
       She doesn't do well in
       front of other people, so I
       came to testify for her.

     Mia:
       Maybe so! But as the attorney
       for the defense, I have the
       right to cross-examine her...

     Edgeworth:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Edgeworth:
       For the time being, we're not
       relying on the witness's
       statements... That is all.

     Mia:
       Wh-What is that supposed
       to mean!?

     Edgeworth:
       ...The prosecution has other,
       more decisive evidence.

     Edgeworth:
       Our case doesn't rest on the
       vague testimony of a
       female college student.

     Judge:
       A female college student, eh.

     Gumshoe:
       It means she's "female" AND
       a "college student", sir!

     Edgeworth:
       If you absolutely must hear
       her testimony, you'll have to
       give us a good reason why.

     Mia:
       Grrr...

     Judge:
       Please tell us about the
       more decisive evidence in
       question.

(2)
Gumshoe:
  This photo was accidentally
  taken by the witness. It shows
  her wearing the scarf, sir.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       (The victim is wearing a
       scarf in that photo alright.) 

     Mia:
       So, about the witness who
       took this photo...

     Mia:
       What was this person doing
       all the way in the mountains?

     Gumshoe:
       She was taking photos of
       wild flowers apparently.

     Edgeworth:
       There are many unusual types
       of flora on that mountain,
       Ms. Fey.

     Edgeworth:
       People in the area say
       it's because of the spirits
       that live there.

     Judge:
       S-S-Spirits!
       Now that you mention it,
       th-this photo...

     Judge:
       This cloudy fog-like thing...
       Is-Is it a ghost!?
       I-I don't believe it!

     Gumshoe:
       No, Your Honor, no...
       I don't think it's a ghost.

(3)
Gumshoe:
  It was drizzling that day;
  unfortunately, it's a little
  hard to see what's going on.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Drizzling, huh?

     Gumshoe:
       That's right. There was a
       light rain coming down.
       The whole place was dreary...

     Gumshoe:
       ...But not as dreary as the
       mood that's in this court
       room right now. Ha ha.

     Mia:
       ...

     Edgeworth:
       ...

     Judge:
       ...

     Gumshoe:
       ...Looks like a cold front
       just moved in.

     Edgeworth:
       In any case...

     Edgeworth:
       The point is that the area
       was quite damp.
       There was even some fog.

     Gumshoe:
       I even slipped and fell while
       I was on the bridge.
       It was really something.

(4)
Gumshoe:
  Anyway, the criminal shoved
  the victim down from behind
  and stabbed her in the back!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Is that part of the witness's
       testimony as well?

     Gumshoe:
       Of course it is.

     Gumshoe:
       He pushed the victim hard in
       the back and she fell down
       right on her stomach!

     Judge:
       Hmm...

     Judge:
       ...I remember that happening
       once myself.
       It was really broodle.

     Mia:
       ...

     Mia:
       (Are you talking about seeing
       someone get pushed, or were
       you the one getting pushed?)

     Mia:
       (Or does it mean that you
       pushed someone down like
       that once...?)

     Mia:
       (With his mind-boggling tales
       and the way he said, "brutal",
       I wonder if he's Canadian...)

     Armando:
       Ha...!

     Armando:
       Save your nasty look for
       the right person.

     Mia:
       Huh...?

     Armando:
       ...Take a look.

     Armando:
       Poor baby... The Court Record
       seems to have wet itself.

     Mia:
       Hey! Watch where you
       spill your coffee!

     Mia:
       (The Court Record, huh...)

(5)
Gumshoe:
  ...That must have been
  when the scarf fell off.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So in other words, there was
       a struggle between the
       criminal and the victim, huh?

     Gumshoe:
       That's what the witness said.

     Gumshoe:
       Well.
       It looks like she didn't
       remember about the scarf.

     Gumshoe:
       But from what she said,
       it sounded like a pretty
       violent fight, ma'am.

     Mia:
       (The area was wet from rain.
       The bridge was probably wet,
       too.)

     Mia:
       (Which would explain why the
       scarf was all covered in
       mud, but...)

     Mia:
       (There's something about
       this testimony that's still
       bothering me...)

--------------------------------------------

Armando:
  Heh, talk about a surprise.
  I had no idea there was
  a photo.

Mia:
  S-So what do I do... ?

Armando:
  You really still believe him?
  Mr. Crybaby, I mean?

Mia:
  Of course I do!

Armando:
  Hmph...!
  So the little kitten believes
  in fairy tales, huh...

Armando:
  In that case, the answer
  is obvious.

Armando:
  If what you believe is
  the truth...

Armando:
  ...then that means that
  somewhere, hidden in that
  testimony, is a contradiction.

Armando:
  One huge contradiction
  waiting to be discovered.
  ...That's your chance.

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Present Crime Photo* at (4)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  So at the time of the crime,
  there was a light drizzle
  coming down, correct?

Gumshoe:
  Yeah, and fog, too.
  Just a generally soggy
  atmosphere.

Mia:
  Well, I have evidence
  that doesn't go with
  the soggy atmosphere.

Judge:
  But this is a photo of the
  victim's body that was found
  in the car trunk.

Mia:
  Considering the conditions
  at the scene of the crime,
  something isn't right.

Edgeworth:
  ...

Judge:
  Well by all means...
  Please enlighten us as to
  what isn't right!

Judge:
  What is it about this photo of
  the trunk that doesn't fit
  with the conditions that day?

xxx Present anywhere else xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Mia;
x   Naturally, the answer is...
x   right around HERE!
x   ...I think.
x
x Judge:
x   ...Well, Mr. Edgeworth!?
x
x Edgeworth:
x   It seems to me that Ms. Fey
x   could use a trunk herself.
x
x Mia:
x   What...?
x
x Edgeworth:
x   One that she could hide all
x   her bitter memories from this
x   trial in, that is.
x
x Judge:
x   Ho ho ho ho ho...
x   You truly are a genius...
x
x Judge:
x   A genius of sarcasm and
x   word-play.
x
x Mia:
x   (Oops! It looks like I really
x   put my foot in my mouth
x   that time!)
x
x Armando:
x   Just relax. Lick your wounds
x   clean and then go after him
x   again, Kitten.
x
x Armando:
x   No matter how bitter the
x   memory... It can never be as
x   bitter as dark black coffee.
x
x Mia:
x   (Alright, Mia! You have got to
x   think harder this time!)
x
x Judge:
x   Now then, let me ask you
x   one more time...
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present victim's coat*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  Naturally the answer is...
  right here!

Judge:
  The victim's... coat?

Judge:
  As far as I can see, there
  is nothing strange about it.

Mia:
  That's exactly what's strange!

Mia:
  Remember the testimony!
  What were the conditions
  on the bridge that day?

Mia:
  It was drizzling and foggy.
  Dusky Bridge was all wet.

Mia:
  If the victim really had
  fallen down on her stomach
  on top of the bridge...

Mia:
  ...then the front of her coat
  should have been covered
  in mud!

Gumshoe:
  Urk...!

Edgeworth:
  ...!

Judge:
  That...
  That's exactly right!

Judge:
  The other day I fell on a
  muddy street and my gorgeous
  playoff beard was befouled!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  ...I do admit that the
  crime scene was quite wet
  that day.

Edgeworth:
  However! That doesn't mean
  that the top of the bridge
  itself was muddy!

Edgeworth:
  If Your Honor had fallen in
  the shower instead of on a
  muddy street...

Edgeworth:
  ...his glorious hockey beard,
  pride of the Legal League,
  would be wet, but not muddy!

Judge:
  Fortunately, I have yet to
  test that. Still, your point
  is well-taken.

Edgeworth:
  Can you prove that the
  surface of the bridge
  was muddy that day?

Mia:
  (The surface of the bridge,
  huh...)

Armando:
  Ha...!
  A real man wouldn't
  stand for a taunt like this!

Mia:
  (Neither would a real woman!)

Mia:
  Of course I can!

Edgeworth:
  ...!

Mia:
  Here is the evidence that
  proves the surface of the
  bridge was muddy!

xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Mia:
x   The evidence is...
x
x Armando:
x   Wait a minute.
x
x Mia:
x   Wh-What is it?
x   Your timing is terrible...!
x
x Armando:
x   If you present that
x   evidence, it would be like...
x
x Armando:
x   Like jumping off a 100-story
x   building into a bubbling pool
x   of magma.
x
x Armando:
x   ...After tying a 10-ton
x   boulder around your neck.
x
x Mia:
x   What is THAT supposed
x   to mean?
x
x Armando:
x   To put it simply...
x   It would be suicide.
x
x Mia:
x   (Why didn't he just put it
x   simply in the first place...?)
x
x Edgeworth:
x   Is your little chat finished?
x   Can we move on now?
x
x Mia:
x   Y-Yes...
x   I-I've changed my mind.
x
x Judge:
x   Life is short, Ms. Fey.
x   Hurry it up already!
x
x Mia:
x   Yes, Your Honor!
x   The defense is now prepared
x   to show our evidence!
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present Scarf*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  The evidence is...
  this scarf!

Judge:
  Ah...!

Mia:
  It should be obvious...

Mia:
  If the scarf fell onto the
  bridge and got this muddy...

Mia:
  It means that the bridge
  was obviously covered in mud!

Edgeworth:
  Urrrnngh...!
  No... I can't be outwitted by
  this novice bimbo...!

Mia:
  (Hey! Same to you, buddy!)

Judge:
  Ms. Fey's assertion makes
  perfect sense to me...

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  I do admit that there
  appears to be a
  contradiction between...

Edgeworth:
  ...the condition of the
  victim's coat and her
  scarf.

Edgeworth:
  However!
  The real question is... why is
  there a contradiction?

Mia:
  Huh?

Edgeworth:
  For every contradiction,
  there exists an explanation.

Edgeworth:
  Let's look at what the
  explanation in this case
  may be, shall we?

Mia:
  A-Alright...!
  (It's not like he's really
  giving me a choice here...)

Armando:
  Ha...!

Armando:
  You're doing pretty good.
  ...For a little kitten.

Mia:
  M-Mr. Armando!

Armando:
  No matter what he says, a
  contradiction always comes
  down to a lie.

Armando:
  It's either the victim
  discovered in the trunk...

Armando:
  ...the witness's photo showing
  the defendant and the
  victim...

Armando:
  ...or the witness's testimony
  that stated she saw the
  moment of the murder.

Armando:
  Just relax and think it over.
  It's pretty simple, isn't it?

Armando:
  The false evidence...
  It's one of those three.

Judge:
  Hmph! What you said just now!
  I'm not sure I like that!

Mia:
  Th-That wasn't me, Your Honor!
  It was the coffee aficionado
  over here that said it!

Judge:
  This court is not in the
  habit of accepting false
  evidence, you know!

Armando:
  Blame it on him, Your Honor.
  He's the one trying to slip
  false evidence into the court.

Mia:
  ...!

Armando:
  But we won't let him!
  We'll expose his evidence as
  the flimsy scam it really is!

Mia:
  Y-Yes!

Mia:
  The false evidence in
  this case is the...

*** witness's photo. ***********************
*
* Mia:
*   About the photo that the
*   prosecution claims was taken
*   by a witness...
*
* Mia:
*   It certainly seems to show
*   a man in a prison uniform
*   and a woman in a coat.
*
* Mia:
*   However! We can't tell any
*   more than that from the photo!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   *OBJECTION!*
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Are you saying the people in
*   the photo may not be the
*   victim and the defendant?
*
* Mia:
*   W-Well, that's certainly
*   a possibility!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   So perhaps it was another
*   prisoner and policewoman?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I admit, people have their
*   quirks. Perhaps they were part
*   of a role-playing group?
*
* Mia:
*   W-Well, I suppose that's
*   also p-possible... I guess...
*
* Armando:
*   You messed up again... Kitten.
*
* Mia:
*   M-Mr. Armando!
*
* Armando:
*   There should be something
*   else that's even more
*   suspicious.
*
* Armando:
*   Now think the whole thing
*   over again.
*
* Judge:
*   From this point on, Ms. Fey,
*   I will penalize you for making
*   unsubstantiated accusations!
*
* Mia:
*   (Ugggh... Don't do it, Mia!
*   Don't cry until you get home!)
*
* Judge:
*   In any case...!
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*** body in the trunk. *********************
*
* Mia:
*   If the victim really did try
*   to repel her killer and if she
*   did fall down on the bridge...
*
* Mia:
*   ...then you would expect her
*   coat to be dirty.
*
* Mia:
*   Therefore! The body that
*   was found in the trunk of
*   the car...
*
* Mia:
*   It was NOT the body of
*   Valerie Hawthorne!
*
* Judge:
*   Wh-What do you have to
*   say to that, Mr. Edgeworth!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   *sigh*
*   Objection.
*
* Judge:
*   Hmm...
*   Not only a whisper, but he
*   mixed in a sigh, too.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Valerie Hawthorne was more
*   than a simple meter maid; she
*   was a sergeant.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   There's absolutely no chance
*   that a mistake about her
*   identity could be made.
*
* Mia:
*   Uuurgh...
*   (I guess he's right...)
*
* Judge:
*   From this point on, Ms. Fey,
*   I will penalize you for making
*   unsubstantiated accusations!
*
* Mia:
*   (Ugggh... Don't do it, Mia!
*   Don't cry until you get home!)
*
* Judge:
*   In any case...!
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*** witness's testimony. *******************
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

Mia:
  It is a no-brainer.
  Obviously it's the witness
  that's suspicious!

Mia:
  During his earlier testimony,
  the detective pointed out
  a crucial fact.

Mia:
  "The criminal shoved the
  victim down from behind
  and stabbed her in the back."

Mia:
  Now, is that testimony
  exactly what the witness
  claims to have seen?

Gumshoe:
  Yeah.
  ...That's what the witness
  told us.

Mia:
  That testimony...
  is filled with holes.

Mia:
  After all, the victim's coat
  isn't dirty at all.

Judge:
  Hmm... That's true.

Armando:
  Ha...!
  It's not just true.
  It's the truth.

Armando:
  If there was a truly decisive
  witness in this case...

Armando:
  ...I'm certain that boy wonder
  over there would have called
  them in the first place!

Mia:
  ...Your Honor!

Mia:
  The defense requests
  to cross-examine the
  eyewitness!

Mia:
  The testimony presented so
  far is not only vague, but
  contradictory as well!

Judge:
  Well, Mr. Edgeworth?

Judge:
  It appears that we'll need
  to hear from your mystery
  witness after all.

Edgeworth:
  ...
  *sigh*
  You should brace yourself.

Edgeworth:
  ...For the brutal truth.

Mia:
  ...?

Edgeworth:
  Your Honor, the prosecution
  has no intention of hiding the
  witness from the court.

Edgeworth:
  We are prepared to present
  our witness at any time.

Judge:
  Very well...
  Please bring forth your
  witness at this time.

Mia:
  (What Mr. Edgeworth said...
  kind of worries me...)

Mia:
  (What does he mean by
  "the brutal truth"?)

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Judge:
  Now, let's proceed with the
  testimony.

Judge:
  Mr. Edgeworth.
  Please go right ahead.

Edgeworth:
  Thank you, Your Honor.
  The prosecution summons...

Edgeworth:
  ...the woman who saw the
  events that day with her
  very own eyes.

Mia:
  (This is it, Mia! The battle
  begins here!)

--------------------------------------------

Edgeworth:
  ...Witness.
  What is your name and
  occupation?

Edgeworth:
  ...

Judge:
  ...

Mia:
  (Everyone is so silent that
  I can hear their hearts going
  pitter-patter...)

Judge:
  Hmm... Ohh...

Judge:
  When I look at you...
  How can I put it...?

Judge:
  You look as scrumptous as a
  double-double and a dozen
  doughnut holes...

Judge:
  I feel like I want to hurry
  up and hand down a verdict
  just to have a bite...

Mia:
  (Hey, hey! Not so fast!)

Edgeworth:
  ...*sigh*
  As I said before...

Edgeworth:
  This witness is very
  sensitive and delicate.

Edgeworth:
  I would ask the court to
  please exercise care when
  addressing her.

Judge:
  Yes, indeed...
  Thank you, Mr. Edgeworth.
  You are a true gentleman.

Judge:
  Ms. Fey!
  You could learn a lot from
  this man!

Mia:
  (...If he's such a gentleman,
  he sure doesn't act like one
  to me.)

? ? ?:
  Umm... Sir?

Judge:
  Hmmm...
  Eh? Yes, my dear?

? ? ?:
  This is my first time,
  so I'm sure I'll make a
  lot of mistakes.

? ? ?:
  Anyway... I just wanted to
  say I'm sorry for all the
  trouble I might cause...

Judge:
  Hmmmmm...
  Not at all! It's no trouble
  at all!

Mia:
  Now then...
  May we please have your
  name and occupation?

Melissa:
  My name is, umm...
  ...Melissa Foster.

Melissa:
  I'm a college student...
  A-A freshman in the
  literature department.

Edgeworth:
  You were on the scene
  when the unfortunate event
  occurred, correct?

Mia:
  ...And you were the one
  who took this photo?
  Is that accurate?

Melissa:
  Waaaaaah!
  H-How can you be so mean...?

Judge:
  Now see here! What are you
  doing shoving that in her face
  like that!?

Mia:
  Huh? B-But it's just a
  photograph! It's not like
  it's something dangerous!

Judge:
  Next time I'll be forced
  to penalize you!

Mia:
  (Uh oh... I don't like the
  turn this has taken...)

Melissa:
  ...

Mia:
  ...?
  (Is she... staring at me?)

Melissa:
  Umm...
  And you would be...?

Mia:
  Huh?
  I-I'm the defense lawyer.
  ...My name is Mia Fey.

Melissa:
  ...

Melissa:
  ...I see.
  So you are...

Judge:
  Now then, young lady.
  Could you please give us
  your testimony?

Melissa:
  Yes, Your Honor...
  I-I'll do my best.

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WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- The Witness's Photograph --

(1)
Melissa:
  I... I was using my camera to
  take some pictures of wild
  flowers.

(2)
Melissa:
  Then, I noticed there were
  two people standing up on
  the suspension bridge.

(3)
Melissa:
  Suddenly, they just
  started fighting!

(4)
Melissa:
  That's when I hurried
  and took the photo that
  shows the crucial moment.

(5)
Melissa:
  And right after that,
  I called the police.

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Hmm...

Judge:
  By the way, where were
  you standing when the
  incident occurred...?

Edgeworth:
  I believe the map would
  be of help here.

Melissa:
  Umm... I was standing right
  over... here.

Melissa:
  I was standing in a
  beautiful field, surrounded
  by tall cliffs.

Judge:
  So you took the photo
  from that location, eh.

Melissa:
  I brought the camera I was
  using at the time, just like
  Mr. Edgeworth asked me to.

Judge:
  Ho ho ho.
  What a cute camera...
  Just like its owner.

*Camera added to the
Court Record.*

Judge:
  ...Alright then, Ms. Fey.
  Time for your cross-
  examination.

Judge:
  But I warn you, make the
  witness cry again, and you'll
  feel the wrath of my gavel.

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CROSS EXAMINATION
-- The Witness's Photograph --

(1)
Melissa:
  I... I was using my camera to
  take some pictures of wild
  flowers.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Did you say... "wild flowers"?

     Melissa:
       Yes, the mountain is
       famous for its beautiful
       spring wild flowers.

     Mia:
       Umm... But it's only February.

     Melissa:
       Well, I... I couldn't wait
       for Spring to come.

     Judge:
       Ho ho...
       I know just how you feel!

     Judge:
       It's just like when I first
       started growing this glorious
       beard of mine...

     Judge:
       I just couldn't wait, so I
       wore a dyed blonde Santa beard
       until mine grew in properly.

     Edgeworth:
       ...Would you mind if we got
       back to the facts of the
       case, Your Honor?

(2)
Melissa:
  Then, I noticed there were
  two people standing up on
  the suspension bridge.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Was there anything strange
       about the two of them?

     Melissa:
       I... I'm a bad girl.
       ...I know I am.

     Melissa:
       It looked like they were
       having a really serious
       conversation up there...

     Melissa:
       ...So I decided to watch them.
       Like some kind of Peeping Tom.

     Judge:
       No, not at all!
       Everyone is like that!

     Judge:
       I love watching other
       people fight, too. In fact,
       I can't get enough of it!

     Judge:
       ...Actually, that's why I
       took this job in the first
       place.

     Mia:
       (Too much info, Your Honor!)

     Edgeworth:
       ...In any case, it's perfectly
       natural for you to have
       kept watching them.

     Edgeworth:
       Especially dressed as they
       were...

     Melissa:
       Well, anyway... I was
       watching them very closely.

(3)
Melissa:
  Suddenly, they just
  started fighting!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Do you have any idea what
       they were fighting about?

     Melissa:
       Eh? No... I have no idea.
       Why do you ask that?

     Mia:
       Oh, I just thought that
       maybe you overheard
       what they said...

     Melissa:
       ...

     Mia:
       ...!

     Melissa:
       I would never...
       I would never eavesdrop...

     Melissa:
       I've got more class than that!

     Judge:
       That's right, Ms. Fey!
       Don't drag the witness down
       to your level!

     Mia:
       (Grrrr...!)

(4)
Melissa:
  That's when I hurried
  and took the photo that
  shows the crucial moment.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Why did you take a photo?

     Melissa:
       Well, the two of them were
       really going at it...

     Melissa:
       Ever since I was a little
       girl, I always wanted to be
       a news reporter...

     Melissa:
       I guess that part of me
       just kind of took over...

     Mia:
       (Smells like a lie to me...)

     Judge:
       Yes, I understand completely!

     Judge:
       Even now, I can't completely
       abandon my boyhood dreams...

     Judge:
       I still use my grandson to
       test my comedy routines on!

     Mia:
       (So he wanted to be a
       comedian, huh. ...Not that it
       has any bearing on this.)

     Melissa:
       All I could do was to
       use my camera.

     Melissa:
       So I took the photo of
       the crucial moment and
       gave it to the police.

(4b)
Melissa:
  The victim turned around
  and tried to run away, but...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       The victim...
       Why do you think she tried
       to run away?

     Melissa:
       Umm...

     Mia:
       With her police training, she
       certainly knew better than to
       turn her back on a criminal...

     Edgeworth:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Edgeworth:
       This was a large, powerful
       man with a knife.

     Edgeworth:
       If it had been a quaggy woman
       like you, I'm sure she would
       have acted differently.

     Mia:
       ("Quaggy"!? Why you...!)

     Judge:
       If it had been me, I probably
       would have jumped into the
       river!

     Mia:
       (There's still something
       wrong with this testimony...)

(5)
Melissa:
  And right after that,
  I called the police.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You called the police?

     Melissa:
       Yes. Because it looked to me
       like the murderer was going to
       try to escape.

     Edgeworth:
       ...We were already moving
       before the call even came in.

     Edgeworth:
       Thanks to the victim's note,
       we had already started our
       operation.

     Judge:
       Hmm...
       That was certainly tough
       luck for the criminal, eh.

(5b)
Melissa:
  She only got about 10 yards
  before she was stabbed
  in the back.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So you're saying
       Sergeant Hawthorne wasn't
       able to get away from him...?

     Melissa:
       Well, it's a narrow bridge
       and it was swaying back
       and forth...

     Melissa:
       If you ask me, both of them
       were in danger of falling off.

     Melissa:
       I only wish I could have
       done something to help her...

     Judge:
       Hmmmm...
       That seems to make sense.

     Mia:
       I wonder about that...
       Something seems kind
       of off...

     Armando:
       Ha...!
       You have a good sixth sense.

     Armando:
       When you feel that something's
       off, that's when you need to
       figure out why...
 
--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  (If Terry Fawles isn't
  the criminal...)

Mia:
  (Then there must be
  something strange in that
  girl's testimony!)

Armando:
  Be careful, Kitten.

Armando:
  That girl has the judge
  wrapped right around her
  little finger.

Armando:
  You're going to have a tough
  time poking holes in that
  testimony of hers.

Mia:
  (You're going to have to
  come up with something
  really good, Mia!)

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

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*Present Witness's Photo* at (4)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  ...Witness.

Mia:
  When you said you took a
  photo of the crucial moment, 
  is this what you meant?

Melissa:
  Err...

Mia:
  All I can see in this photo
  are two people facing
  each other.

Mia:
  You testified that you saw
  the two of them starting to
  fight.

Mia:
  Normally that's the kind of
  thing we would refer to as
  a crucial moment!

Mia:
  Why haven't you presented
  a photo like that!?

Melissa:
  ...W-Well, you see...

Edgeworth:
  ...The photo we presented
  was the only one there was.

Mia:
  But if you really wanted to
  capture the crucial moment...

Mia:
  ...then what happened next?
  You must have taken a photo
  of it!

Judge:
  Hm...
  Hmmmmm... Doh!

Judge:
  Err... Umm...
  My apologies, young lady...

Judge:
  But Ms. Fey's assertion
  is not without a certain
  amount of merit...

Mia:
  (He can certainly downplay
  a situation, can't he...)

Melissa:
  ...I-I'm sorry...
  ...I'm a very bad girl.

Melissa:
  I umm...
  I used it all up...
  The film, I mean.

Judge:
  You ran out of film!?

Melissa:
  Err, this photo was the
  last one.

Mia:
  What!?

Edgeworth:
  Unfortunately, that is the
  truth.

Edgeworth:
  ...I personally examined all
  of the photographs she took
  that day.

Edgeworth:
  All the other photos are of
  the witness herself, playing
  among the wild flowers.

Mia:
  The witness herself?
  Then who took the photos?

Melissa:
  Well... You see...
  My camera has a timer
  feature built into it.

Mia:
  So, you took photos of
  yourself!?

Judge:
  Hmm...
  I remember taking some photos
  of myself once, too!

Mia:
  (Please! No details...!)

Judge:
  ...It seems that Ms. Fey's
  assertion was not so decisive
  after all.

Mia:
  W-Wait!
  Just a minute!

Judge:
  Well, if she had no film left,
  she couldn't very well take
  more pictures, eh.

Edgeworth:
  Ms. Foster, perhaps then
  you could tell us about a
  different sort of photo.

Edgeworth:
  Photos of the incident that
  you "took" with your very
  own eyes.

Melissa:
  Mr. Edgeworth...
  You're quite the poet!

Judge:
  Very well then! Let's get back
  to the cross-examination.

Judge:
  ...Let's hear your thoughts
  on the fight that you
  witnessed!

Melissa:
  Yes... Mr. Judge.

Mia:
  (Boy, this guy is really a
  sucker for sweet talk...)

Armando:
  Ha...!

Armando:
  It looks like the other kitten
  in the room is the one that's
  getting all the attention.

Mia:
  Yeah, it's sickening.

CHANGE (4) TO (4b)
CHANGE (5) TO (5b)

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

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*Present Dusky Bridge Map* at (4b) or (5b)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  Witness!
  Your testimony is a joke!

Melissa:
  Huh... Wh-What...?
  B-But I... I just...

Judge:
  Ms. Fey!
  I thought I warned you not
  to make the witness cry!

Mia:
  One short testimony and
  two bad contradictions...

Mia:
  There's no possible excuse!

Judge:
  You say there were...
  two contradictions!?

Mia:
  It's simple.
  Just take a look at the
  diagram of the area.

Mia:
  According to her testimony,
  the two of them were in the
  middle of the bridge.

Mia:
  But if they were, and the
  victim had turned around
  and tried to run...

Mia:
  Well, then...

Judge:
  S-She would've hit a
  dead-end...!

Mia:
  You said 10 yards, but she
  couldn't have ran even 5!

Mia:
  Because Dusky Bridge is
  collapsed on that side!

Melissa:
  Waaaaaah!

Judge:
  Wh-What does all this
  mean!?

Mia:
  It's very simple, Your Honor.

Mia:
  This charming, little witness
  told a charming, little lie.

Mia:
  That's all there is to it.

Melissa:
  Nnnn...ggg...urk...

Judge:
  Th-This beautiful, young
  lady has been l-lying
  to the court...?

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  Just a moment, Your Honor.

Mia:
  (M-Mr. Edgeworth...!)

Edgeworth:
  Your Honor...
  Allow me to personally
  apologize for the confusion.

Judge:
  What do you mean?

Edgeworth:
  There's one major mistake
  in this diagram.

Mia:
  What did you say!?

Judge:
  What are you referring to?

Edgeworth:
  It's all because this diagram
  was made after the incident
  occurred.

Edgeworth:
  It's a very old bridge...
  We couldn't find any
  official blueprints of it.

Judge:
  S-So you're saying...?

Edgeworth:
  I'm saying that even though
  this bridge is currently
  in disrepair...

Edgeworth:
  ...there's no evidence that
  can prove that the bridge was
  broken during the incident.

Mia:
  Th-That's ridiculous...!

Edgeworth:
  You can't actually tell the
  condition of the bridge from
  this photo...

Edgeworth:
  I apologize to the court for
  not being more clear when
  I presented the evidence.

Judge:
  Hmm.
  Hmmmm...

Armando:
  Ha...!
  That guy is good.

Mia:
  Huh? What do you mean?

Armando:
  He planned it from the
  beginning.

Armando:
  He's a genius alright...
  That diagram of the bridge
  was his insurance policy.

Mia:
  (What!? That coward!)

Judge:
  Well, Ms. Fey...
  It seems you've once again
  made a reckless accusation.

Mia:
  ...!

Melissa:
  I-I'm so sorry!
  I should have been more
  careful myself...!

Judge:
  No, no, no, no!
  It wasn't YOUR fault at all!

Edgeworth:
  Now then...
  Shall we go on with the trial?

Edgeworth:
  I'd like to establish, once
  and for all, what it was that
  the witness actually saw.

Judge:
  Indeed.

Judge:
  Alright, young lady...

Judge:
  May I ask you to please
  proceed with your testimony?

Melissa:
  But I...
  It's so hard to go on...!

Judge:
  We're all on your side,
  Ms. Foster!

Edgeworth:
  There's no need to worry.
  Just tell us what you saw.

Melissa:
  Y-Yes, sir!

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WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- Running From the Crime --

(1)
Melissa:
  After he stabbed her in the
  back, he quickly picked her
  up in his arms.

(2)
Melissa:
  Then he carried her over
  to the car.

(3)
Melissa:
  I suppose that was the
  only way he could make
  sure the body stayed hidden.

(4)
Melissa:
  He couldn't just leave the
  body on top of the bridge.

(5)
Melissa:
  Oh, I'm sorry... I'm only
  supposed to talk about what
  I saw.

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Hmm...
  Witnessing such violence
  must have been difficult.

Melissa:
  Yes, sir...
  I-I'm still shaken up...

Armando:
  If he accepts this testimony
  as it is, we're finished.

Mia:
  D-Don't say that...!

Armando:
  Oh well...
  Maybe I'll stop off at my
  favorite café on the way home.

Armando:
  They make a really great
  mocha latté...

Mia:
  This trial isn't over yet!

Armando:
  Ha...!
  That's what I like to hear...

Judge:
  Alright, Ms. Fey.
  Your cross-examination,
  if you please.

Mia:
  (The contradiction is staring
  you right in the face, Mia!
  Go on the attack!)

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CROSS EXAMINATION
-- Running From the Crime --

(1)
Melissa:
  After he stabbed her in the
  back, he quickly picked her
  up in his arms.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Are you saying that the
       victim didn't fall down
       on the bridge?

     Melissa:
       Err... Umm...
       Actually, maybe she did fall.

     Edgeworth:
       Of course she didn't fall
       down on the bridge.

     Edgeworth:
       If she had fallen down,
       this photo wouldn't make
       any sense.

     Edgeworth:
       If that was the case, her
       coat would've been all muddy.

     Mia:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Mia:
       If you don't mind, I was
       asking the witness!

     Edgeworth:
       *sigh*
       No need to be so rude.

     Judge:
       Well, young lady?

     Melissa:
       ...

     Melissa:
       Of course she didn't
       fall down.

     Melissa:
       The man in the prison uniform
       grabbed her before she could.

     Mia:
       ...

     Armando:
       Ha...!
       We're one step too slow...

     Edgeworth:
       And then, what did the
       defendant do after that?

(2)
Melissa:
  Then he carried her over
  to the car.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You personally witnessed that?

     Melissa:
       Y-Yes...

     Mia:
       Did anything strange happen
       when he did that?

     Melissa:
       Well, I don't know if you'd
       call it strange or not...

     Melissa:
       ...but that's when the
       victim's scarf fell off.

     Judge:
       Hmm...
       You mean this scarf!?

     Edgeworth:
       Her words match what we
       found at the scene.
       I don't see any problem...

(3)
Melissa:
  I suppose that was the
  only way he could make
  sure the body stayed hidden.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You mean the defendant carried
       the body all by himself?

     Melissa:
       Y-Yes...

     Edgeworth:
       Considering the size of the
       defendant, I don't think it
       would be difficult.

     Mia:
       Yes, but... Let's remember
       they were on a narrow bridge
       that was ready to collapse!

     Mia:
       Is it even possible for him to
       have carried a dead body on
       a bridge like that...?

     Edgeworth:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Edgeworth:
       Well, the fact of the
       matter is that he DID!

     Edgeworth:
       That kind of talk is just
       silly!

     Mia:
       (Wow... Why did he get so
       emotional all of a sudden?)

     Judge:
       Ms. Fey, if you think there's
       some other possibility, please
       share it with the rest of us.

(3b)
Melissa:
  The killer broke into the
  trunk of the stolen car and
  hid the body in there.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       What did the man do then?

     Melissa:
       Well... Naturally, he got in
       the car and was about to flee.

     Melissa:
       That's... That's when I
       came to my senses.

     Melissa:
       I said to myself,
       "You have to call the police!"

     Edgeworth:
       And so that's when you
       called the police?

     Mia:
       You're sure that you saw
       all that with your own eyes?

     Melissa:
       Yes. I'm 100% certain.

(4)
Melissa:
  He couldn't just leave the
  body on top of the bridge.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Why do you say that? It's
       already a broken-down bridge
       hidden away in the mountains.

     Mia:
       Doing anything more to hide
       the corpse would be going
       overboard, wouldn't it?

     Melissa:
       Yes, but that mountain is
       famous among hikers.

     Melissa:
       A surprising number of
       people go up there.

     Mia:
       But it's February, right?
       And it was raining that day,
       correct?

     Melissa:
       There is also a small temple
       and a channeling dojo there.

     Melissa:
       You know those monks...
       They just love cold, isolated
       places...

     Edgeworth:
       I think the witness is trying
       to say that the corpse could
       have been found at any time...

     Edgeworth:
       Besides, the witness is
       merely reporting what she
       witnessed with her own eyes.

     Melissa:
       ...

(5)
Melissa:
  Oh, I'm sorry... I'm only
  supposed to talk about what
  I saw.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       And you're absolutely certain
       that it was my client who was
       carrying the body?

     Melissa:
       ...

     Melissa:
       Well, he was wearing a
       prisoner's uniform, but...
       as for his face...

     Judge:
       So you're saying you didn't
       get a clear look at his face?

     Melissa:
       Well, they were far away and
       it was raining as well.

     Melissa:
       I-I thought I was only
       supposed to say exactly
       what I saw...

     Judge:
       Excellent!
       You're a remarkably honest
       young woman!

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  (Something about this
  testimony is bothering
  me, but what...?)

Armando:
  Hey, Kitten...
  Have you ever put salt
  in your coffee?

Mia:
  No... Why would I!?

Armando:
  Why not?

Mia:
  Huh...?

Armando:
  It may actually go better
  with coffee than sugar, right?

Mia:
  ...

Armando:
  Listen. My point is if you're
  not sure, you might as well
  add a ton of salt to it.

Armando:
  It might... bring out the rust
  in something. Like a piece
  of evidence.

Mia:
  (He's right, Mia...
  Go present something.
  You've got nothing to lose!)

Armando:
  By the way, I wouldn't put
  salt in my coffee. The two
  don't go well, after all.

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Present Dusky Bridge Map* at (3)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  A killer not wanting his
  victim to be found...
  I can understand that.

Mia:
  However! The idea of moving
  the body for that purpose is
  clearly odd.

Mia:
  There was a much easier
  way to make sure the body
  wasn't found!

Edgeworth:
  ...

Judge:
  W-Well? What is it!?

Mia:
  Take another look at the
  map of the area and you'll
  see how.

Mia:
  There's a river right below
  the bridge.

Mia:
  Earlier Mr. Edgeworth pointed
  out something interesting
  about the river.

--------------------------------------------

Edgeworth:
  For those who are not aware,
  Eagle River is well-known for
  its powerful current.

Edgeworth:
  Most bodies that fall in
  are never recovered...

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Ahh...

Mia:
  In the kidnapping case 5 years
  ago, the victim's body was
  carried away and never found.

Melissa:
  ...!

Mia:
  If 10 murders were to occur
  at that same spot above the
  Eagle River...

Mia:
  ...you can bet your boots that
  every other killer would have
  tossed the body in the water!

Judge:
  Order! Order! Order!

Judge:
  I'm not sure if I care
  for the way you put that,
  Ms. Fey!

Judge:
  But I must admit it does seem
  odd not to have thrown the
  body into the river!

Melissa:
  Ooooh...!

Judge:
  Well, Mr. Edgeworth?

Edgeworth:
  *sigh*
  How sad.

Edgeworth:
  Perhaps Ms. Fey would do
  well to try taking a dip in
  the river herself.

Edgeworth:
  After all, you claim to be
  such an expert in the ways
  of nature...

Mia:
  What are you talking about?

Edgeworth:
  My point is that no matter how
  odd you may find the killer's
  method of body-disposal...

Edgeworth:
  ...the fact is that this is
  what the killer did.

Edgeworth:
  None of your arguments have
  anything to do with what the
  witness saw.

Judge:
  Hmm...
  Quite true...

Judge:
  Ms. Fey, it seems that your
  assertion is without merit
  after all.

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  But what the witness claims
  to have seen is totally
  ridiculous...

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  Surely you can't deny that
  the body was found in the
  trunk of the car.

Judge:
  That's certainly consistent
  with what the witness has
  told us.

Mia:
  Ugh...

Edgeworth:
  Please, witness, go on
  with your testimony.

Melissa:
  I-I'll try...

Edgeworth:
  All you have to do is
  tell us only what you saw.

Edgeworth:
  Otherwise the mean lady
  might yell at you again.

Mia:
  (Who is he talking about!?)

Melissa:
  Alright!
  I-I'll do my best!

CHANGE (3) TO (3b)

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*Present Dusky Bridge Map or Witness's Photo* at (3b)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  Well, Ms. Foster...
  It looks like you've done it
  this time.

Melissa:
  ...?
  D-Done what?

Mia:
  Made a crucial mistake.

Judge:
  A c-crucial mistake?
  Like what, Ms. Fey!?

Mia:
  "The killer broke into the
  trunk of the stolen car and
  hid the body in there."

Mia:
  You're saying you saw
  that, right? With your
  very own eyes?

Melissa:
  Y-Yes... And...?

Mia:
  It's simple, Ms. Foster.
  Take a look at the diagram.

Mia:
  The place you claim to have
  taken the photo from that
  day is here.

Mia:
  Do you see what I mean?
  Even if you tried to see
  the car...

Mia:
  ...this outcropping of rock is
  directly in the way.

Melissa:
  Ah...!

Mia:
  That's right, Ms. Foster.

Mia:
  From where you were standing,
  you could not have possibly
  seen the killer's car.

Melissa:
  Aaaaah...!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  I admit that the diagram shows
  a large outcropping of rock.

Edgeworth:
  However...
  It isn't so tall that it would
  stop her from seeing the car!

Melissa:
  Th-That's right!

Melissa:
  It-It's not high at all...

Melissa:
  I-I was able to see his car
  just fine!

Mia:
  I'm so sorry...
  But that just doesn't wash.

Melissa:
  ...!

Mia:
  I believe it was the witness
  who presented this as evidence
  to the court, yes?

Mia:
  This is the location that the
  photo was taken from.

Mia:
  Your own photo tells the
  whole story!

Mia:
  You can clearly see the
  left side of the bridge...

Mia:
  But the outcropping that is
  being referred to is really
  more like a cliff.

Judge:
  Ah!

Mia:
  Your view should have been
  completely cut off by this
  cliff!

Mia:
  But still you claim to have
  been able to see the killer's
  car!

Melissa:
  ...

Melissa:
  Noooooo!

Judge:
  Or-Order! Order in the court!
  What is the meaning of all
  this ballyhoo...!?

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  Your Honor...
  Don't jump to any hasty
  conclusions.

Edgeworth:
  The fact that the escapee fled
  in a stolen car was reported
  on the news.

Edgeworth:
  After witnessing a murder, I'm
  sure you can appreciate that
  the witness was very upset.

Edgeworth:
  She must have heard about the
  stolen car and convinced
  herself that she saw it.

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  But she was repeatedly
  warned before starting her
  testimony!

Mia:
  She was told to testify only
  about what she saw with her
  own eyes!

Judge:
  Hmmmmm... Oh!

Melissa:
  Err... Mr. Judge?

Judge:
  Wh-What is it?

Melissa:
  I think... I think I must have
  remembered things wrong...

Mia:
  *HOLD IT!*

Mia:
  Hey! Wait a minute!
  You can't just say that...!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  Ms. Fey, no one on the face
  of the planet is perfect.

Judge:
  Hmmmm... Yes, indeed...
  Quite true!
  You know what they say...

Judge:
  "To err is human,
  to forgive, divine."

Judge:
  I'm inclined to give the
  benefit of the doubt to
  our witness here.

Mia:
  What...!?
  Th-That's not fair...!

Armando:
  Ha...!
  Save the tears for
  later, Kitten!

Mia:
  M-Mr. Armando!

Armando:
  Don't look back until the
  trial is over. Now is the time
  to go forward.

Mia:
  B-But...!
  But that wasn't fair!

Armando:
  OK, Kitten, you need to
  relax. Then you need to
  remember...

Armando:
  The other kitten's
  testimony!

Melissa:
  The killer broke into the
  trunk of the stolen car and
  hid the body in there.

Armando:
  So tell us...
  How did you know that?

Armando:
  How did you know that he
  broke into the trunk?

Mia:
  Aha...!

Armando:
  Until you can explain how
  you knew that...

Armando:
  ...you're going to have a lot
  of very suspicious people on
  this side of the courtroom.

Melissa:
  ...

Judge:
  W-Well, witness?

Melissa:
  Well, I'm certain that he
  broke into the trunk.

Melissa:
  Because... Because there were
  marks left on the trunk lid.

Melissa:
  I'm certain they were scratch
  marks from when he broke
  into it...!

Judge:
  W-What...!?
  L-Let me see that photo!

Judge:
  It's true... These certainly
  look like scratch marks
  around the keyhole!

Judge:
  HMMMM...!

Judge:
  It's obvious that this trunk
  has been broken open.

Judge:
  Well, Ms. Fey?
  Are you satisfied...?

Mia:
  (The judge is on her side!
  I can't make any mistakes
  here!)

Mia:
  (What she just said...
  Is there a contradiction in
  there somewhere...?)

xxx I'll buy it. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   (Something about it still
x   doesn't feel right, but...)
x
x Mia:
x   I, err... OK, I guess
x   I'm satisfied... Sort of.
x
x Edgeworth:
x   I hope this has cleared up
x   any doubts...
x
x Judge:
x   Indeed, I believe it has.
x
x Armando:
x   Hey Kitten, this is no time
x   to play around!
x
x Mia:
x   Huh...?
x
x Armando:
x   Overlooking such a huge
x   contradiction... What am I
x   going do with you?
x
x Mia:
x   (Contradiction...!?)
x
x Mia:
x   (So that wasn't my
x   imagination after all!)
x
x Judge:
x   Very well, let's move on
x   to the next...
x
x Mia:
x   *HOLD IT!*
x
x Mia:
x   J-Just a minute!
x
x Judge:
x   What is it now, Ms. Fey!?
x
x Mia:
x   I've got a big problem with
x   what this witness said!
x
x Judge:
x   ...
x
x Judge:
x   I'd appreciate it if you
x   didn't change your mind
x   every 5 seconds!
x
x Mia:
x   (Ugh... Hang in there, Mia!)
x
x CONTINUE
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*** It doesn't work. ***********************
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

Mia:
  Melissa Foster.

Mia:
  It looks like you've finally
  betrayed yourself.

Melissa:
  What...!?

Mia:
  You said you were in a field
  taking photos of wild flowers.

Mia:
  But even so, you knew
  about the scratches...

Mia:
  The question is when!
  When did you get a chance
  to see those scratches!?

Melissa:
  ...

Mia:
  (Finally...!
  I've finally got her!)

Armando:
  Ha...!
  I'm getting pretty tired of
  waiting over here!

Edgeworth:
  Then perhaps it would be
  faster if Ms. Fey explained
  herself.

Mia:
  Your Honor!
  There's only one possible
  explanation!

Mia:
  The reason the witness had
  seen the scratches was...

xxx she happened to be passing by. xxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   Because she just happened
x   to be passing by the area
x   where the car was parked!
x
x Judge:
x   ...
x
x Judge:
x   Well, Mr. Edgeworth?
x
x Edgeworth:
x   Frankly, Your Honor, after
x   hearing a pathetic response
x   like that...
x
x Edgeworth:
x   I have to question whether
x   or not such a pathetic lawyer
x   should even exist...
x
x Judge:
x   Did you hear that Ms. Fey?
x   I believe Mr. Edgeworth just
x   called you a canucklehead.
x
x Mia:
x   (Yeesh, isn't that overdoing
x   things a little bit...?)
x
x Mia:
x   (Come on, Mia! One more time!
x   You can do it!)
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*** she put the corpse in herself. *********
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

xxx she is the owner of the car. xxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   Because the stolen car
x   actually belonged to her.
x
x Mia:
x   That is why she knew
x   about the scratches!
x
x Judge:
x   ...
x
x Judge:
x   Well, Mr. Edgeworth?
x
x Edgeworth:
x   Frankly, Your Honor, after
x   hearing a pathetic response
x   like that...
x
x Edgeworth:
x   I have to question whether
x   or not such a pathetic lawyer
x   should even exist...
x
x Judge:
x   Did you hear that Ms. Fey?
x   I believe Mr. Edgeworth just
x   called you a canucklehead.
x
x Mia:
x   (Yeesh, isn't that overdoing
x   things a little bit...?)
x
x Mia:
x   (Come on, Mia! One more time!
x   You can do it!)
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Mia:
  There's only one way that
  the witness had the chance
  to see those scratches.

Judge:
  Y-Yes? What was it?

Mia:
  Naturally...

Mia:
  When she opened the trunk...
  and stuffed the corpse in
  herself!

Edgeworth:
  ...!

Mia:
  The person who really hid
  the body in the trunk of that
  car was...

Mia:
  Melissa Foster!
  It was you that did it,
  wasn't it!?

Melissa:
  Th-That's ridiculous!
  I could never...!

Melissa:
  It was the man in the
  prison garb!
  He-He's the one that...

Mia:
  I don't think so, Ms. Foster.

Mia:
  If Mr. Fawles had been the
  one that put the corpse in
  the trunk...

Mia:
  ...he would have simply used
  the car key. There was no need
  to break it open.

Melissa:
  B-But...!
  He stole the car...!

Mia:
  He stole it from a young
  couple that had been waiting
  at a red light.

Mia:
  Which means that the key
  would have still been in the
  ignition.

Melissa:
  Oh...! I-I... I see...

Mia:
  Thank you for telling us about
  the scratches, Ms. Foster.

Mia:
  Without that, we never would
  have uncovered the truth.

Mia:
  It couldn't have been
  Mr. Fawles that put the body
  in the trunk!

Melissa:
  Nooooo!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  P-Preposterous!
  To even suggest that the
  witness put the body in there!

Edgeworth:
  If that were true... then how
  do you explain the photo
  that she took?

Edgeworth:
  The corpse could only have
  been put in the trunk when
  the incident occurred.

Edgeworth:
  And we already know that
  at the time, she was taking
  photographs!

Mia:
  (Now is your chance, Mia!
  Finish this thing!)

Mia:
  On the contrary, I'm not so
  certain about that anymore,
  Mr. Edgeworth.

Edgeworth:
  ...!

Mia:
  There's no need to think
  too deeply about it.

Mia:
  What I'm saying is the shutter
  for this may not have been
  pushed by Ms. Foster herself!

*** Present something wrong ****************
*
* Mia:
*   *TAKE THAT!*
*
* Mia:
*   Well, Your Honor?
*
* Judge:
*   To be quite honest, Ms. Fey...
*
* Judge:
*   I wish you would have
*   thought a little more deeply
*   on this matter.
*
* Mia:
*   Huh?
*
* Armando:
*   Hey Kitten... Don't start
*   getting all sloppy on me now.
*
* Armando:
*   The fact is, she wasn't there,
*   but the photo got taken.
*
* Armando:
*   So how did it happen?
*   This is a fastball right
*   over home plate.
*
* Mia:
*   (That's what I thought,
*   but...)
*
* Judge:
*   Ms. Fey, take a moment and
*   think it over again.
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*Present Camera*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  I don't think you can make
  a mistake about it. Take
  a look at her camera.

Mia:
  It has a timer built into it!
  Even a mini-tripod!

Judge:
  Hmmmm...!

Mia:
  Almost as if the camera
  was brought just to take
  this picture!

Melissa:
  ...

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  What are you trying to
  say then, Ms. Fey!?

Edgeworth:
  That when the crime occurred,
  Ms. Foster wasn't in the field
  as she claimed!?

Mia:
  (Well, if she really did use
  the camera's auto-timer...)

Mia:
  (...then the answer is yes,
  she was somewhere else.)

Mia:
  Exactly.
  She was NOT in the field.

Judge:
  Hmm...
  Would the defense
  please explain further.

Armando:
  Listen...
  This is a crucial point.

Armando:
  "Where was Ms. Foster when
  the incident occurred...?"

Armando:
  In answering that question,
  we'll also make clear
  Ms. Foster's true identity.

Judge:
  Well then, please answer
  this question.

Judge:
  Where was Melissa Foster
  when the incident on the
  bridge occurred?

xxx Present car xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Mia:
x   Naturally the witness was
x   right... here!
x   ...I think.
x
x Judge:
x   Hmm... In the spot where
x   the defendant's car was?
x
x Mia:
x   Yes! She had to put the body
x   in the trunk before the
x   defendant returned!
x
x Edgeworth:
x   *OBJECTION!*
x
x Edgeworth:
x   You don't mind if I ask
x   one teenie-weenie question,
x   do you, Ms. Fey...?
x
x Mia:
x   (Uh oh. He's got that
x   condescending tone in his
x   voice...)
x
x Edgeworth:
x   If she put the body in
x   the trunk at that time,
x   as you suggest...
x
x Edgeworth:
x   ...that must mean that
x   Valerie Hawthorne was already
x   dead at that point, correct?
x
x Judge:
x   Hmm, indeed.
x
x Edgeworth:
x   Please take a look at the
x   top of Dusky Bridge.
x
x Edgeworth:
x   It certainly looks to me like
x   the victim is still alive...
x   Am I mistaken?
x
x Mia:
x   Err...
x
x Edgeworth:
x   If Valerie Hawthorne was
x   already dead, then...
x   who is this?
x
x Edgeworth:
x   The mountain is famous for
x   spirits, so maybe you think it
x   was the ghost of the victim?
x
x Mia:
x   ...
x
x Mia:
x   Well, it COULD have been
x   a spirit... Right?
x
x Judge:
x   Ms. Fey! Don't waste the
x   court's time with this kind
x   of foolishness!
x
x Mia:
x   A-Anyway! I still maintain
x   that the witness was in a
x   different place at the time!
x
x Judge:
x   Are you certain?
x
x Mia:
x   Yes, I am certain!
x   More or less.
x
x Judge:
x   Oh, come now, Ms. Fey...
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

xxx Present anywhere else xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Mia:
x   Naturally, the witness was
x   standing right here!
x
x Judge:
x   Hmmmmm...
x   Well, what do you think,
x   Mr. Edgeworth?
x
x Edgeworth:
x   *sigh*
x
x Edgeworth:
x   Before pointing out where the
x   witness was standing, Ms. Fey
x   should do something herself.
x
x Edgeworth:
x   She should figure out where
x   SHE stands, if you catch
x   my drift!
x
x Mia:
x   (Oh don't worry, the drift
x   was certainly caught...)
x
x Judge:
x   Yes, failure is an excellent
x   opportunity for growth.
x   Now try better next time.
x
x Mia:
x   Ah, yes... Thank you...
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present the blue circle (the victim)*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  Naturally, the witness
  was right here!

Judge:
  B-But that's...

Judge:
  But that's where the victim,
  Ms. Hawthorne was standing!

Judge:
  Order! Order! Order!
  Ms. Fey! What on earth...!?

Mia:
  Your Honor, if I may...

Mia:
  After parting with the
  "victim" on the bridge, the
  defendant fled by car.

Mia:
  But this would mean
  that there was no time to
  put the victim in the trunk.

Mia:
  In other words, if someone
  put the body in the trunk...

Mia:
  ...it could only have been
  before the defendant met
  the "victim"!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  How asinine!
  Of course Mr. Fawles
  met with the victim!

Edgeworth:
  The only person with the
  opportunity to have put the
  victim in the trunk...

Edgeworth:
  ...is the same man that killed
  her, Terry Fawles!

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  You still don't understand,
  do you, Mr. Edgeworth?

Mia:
  By the time the witness's
  photo was taken, the victim
  was already dead...

Mia:
  The person in the photo was
  NOT Valerie Hawthorne!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  What!? I've never heard
  anything more ridiculous
  in my entire life!

Edgeworth:
  Then who exactly is the
  "victim" in this photo!?

Mia:
  It's obvious, isn't it?
  It's your own witness.

Melissa:
  ...!

Judge:
  Wh-Wh-Whaaaat...!?

Mia:
  It's the only possible
  explanation.

Mia:
  The woman that Mr. Fawles
  met on the bridge that day was
  not Valerie Hawthorne!

Mia:
  It was you!
  Melissa Foster!

Melissa:
  M-M-Me...!?

Mia:
  Let's remember that it was
  raining and foggy on the
  mountain that day.

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles himself believed
  that the woman in front of
  him was Valerie Hawthorne!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  But the defendant knew
  Valerie Hawthorne very well!

Edgeworth:
  After all, she was the woman
  whose testimony helped get
  him convicted!

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia
  But since then, my client has
  spent five hard years in a
  federal penitentiary!

Mia:
  He couldn't remember exactly
  what she looked like anymore!

Edgeworth:
  You are just making this
  up as you go along!
  Where's your proof!?

Mia:
  (I've got it all right here!
  This piece of evidence will
  blow this case wide open...!)

Mia:
  At the time of the incident,
  Mr. Fawles had forgotten what
  Valerie Hawthorne looked like!

xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Armando:
x   Wait a minute, Kitten.
x
x Mia:
x   M-Mr. Armando...
x
x Armando:
x   First of all, relax.
x   Second of all, think the
x   whole thing over again!
x
x Mia:
x   (H-He's right, Mia!
x   You need to calm
x   down and think it over!)
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present Victim's Note or Scarf*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles had forgotten
  the victim's face.

Mia:
  That's why he needed some
  piece of identification.
  Namely, this muddy scarf!

Melissa:
  Ah...!

Mia:
  It was Mr. Fawles who
  requested that she wear this
  scarf to identify herself.

Mia:
  That's already been proven
  by the note the victim left!

Edgeworth:
  ...

Mia:
  In other words, as long as
  you were wearing a scarf
  like he asked...

Mia:
  ...anyone could have pretended
  to be Valerie Hawthorne!

Melissa:
  ...

Mia:
  Well? What do you have to
  say to that, Melissa Foster!?

Melissa:
  Nnng...Gggh...Unnn...!

Melissa:
  N-N-N-N-N-Nnnnoooooooo!!!

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Err... Ahh...
  Where's Ms. Foster...?

Edgeworth:
  She's collecting herself
  in the Lobby.

Judge:
  Hmmmmm...

Mia:
  (It's obvious that
  Melissa Foster did it.)

Mia:
  (She hid the body in the
  trunk and disguised herself
  as the victim...)

Mia:
  (She set up the camera to
  snap a fake photo of them
  together...)

Armando:
  The only question is...
  why did she do it...?

Mia
  Well, isn't that obvious?

Mia:
  She's the true criminal!

Armando:
  Ha...!

Judge:
  Well, we'll have to wait for
  Ms. Foster to compose
  herself before we start again.

Judge:
  Until then, this court is
  in recess.

Judge:
  The defense and the
  prosecution are instructed
  to wait in the lobby.

Mia:
  Yes, Your Honor.

Edgeworth:
  Understood.

Judge:
  Very well!
  This court is in recess!


                                             To be continued.
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                                Part 1-2: Trial                          [0442]
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February 16, 1:14 PM
District Court
Defendant Lobby No. 4

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles, I...

Fawles:
  UGGAAAA!

Mia:
  Eeeeeek!
  I'm sorry! I-I'm sorry!

Fawles:
  I wanna say thanks.
  You're real good!
  You really hooked me up!

Mia:
  Thanks! We're almost there!
  Once I prove that she
  committed the crime...

Armando:
  ...Yeah, but there's one more
  big obstacle we've got to
  get past.

Mia:
  Ob-Obstacle...?

Armando:
  Yeah. Motive.
  Why would Melissa Foster
  kill that policewoman anyway?

Mia:
  (Motive, huh...)

Armando:
  Anyway... We're still badly
  in need of information.

Mia:
  Information... Right...

Armando:
  What we need the most
  is info about this
  Melissa Foster herself.

Armando:
  All we know is that she's
  a student studying
  literature.

Armando:
  And one more thing.

Mia:
  ...What is it?

Armando:
  Well, the incident that
  happened 5 years ago,
  of course.

Armando:
  The kidnapping-murder case
  that Zebra Boy is on
  death row for...

Fawles:
  I din't do nuttin'!
  I din't kill nobody!
  I never lie!

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles! In that case...
  Tell us more about it.

Mia:
  ...About what happened
  5 years ago.

Fawles:
  ...

Fawles:
  OK.
  I trust you.

Fawles:
  That day. 5 years ago.
  I dream of it. Every day.

Fawles:
  This picture.
  It reminds me everything.

Fawles:
  Bridge looks same.
  Just like then...
  5 years ago...

Fawles:
  Like it could fall apart...
  Fall apart any minute...

Mia:
  (So it's been broken like
  that for at least 5 years...)

Armando:
  Ha...! Sorry buddy, but you
  sound like the one that could
  fall apart at any minute.

Fawles:
  It true. I did...
  ...I did kidnap her.

Fawles:
  ...Five years ago.
  I kidnapped. My girlfriend.
  Dahlia Hawthorne.

Mia:
  Y-Your g-girlfriend?
  Huh...?

Armando:
  Hey, hold on there!
  Did you say, "Hawthorne"!?

Mia:
  (The victim's last name...!)

Fawles:
  Dahlia Hawthorne...
  Valerie's little sister.

Mia:
  Wh-Wh-Whaaat!? Are you
  serious!?

--------------------------------------------

  The girl... Let her go!

  Shut up!
  C-Come closer...
  And I kill her!

  Sorry, but you're not going
  to get the chance...

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  (The detective back then
  was Valerie Hawthorne!)

Mia:
  At first I thought shooting
  someone for a kidnapping was
  crossing the line, but...

Mia:
  If it was to protect her
  little sister, I can
  understand why she did it...

Fawles:
  Wrong! No protect sister!
  Valerie betray me! Betray us!

Mia:
  What do you mean she
  betrayed you!?

Fawles:
  Everything. All lies.
  All make-believe.
  Kidnapping, too...

Mia:
  A make-believe kidnapping?

Fawles:
  Dahlia. My girlfriend.
  My love. My Teen Angel.

Mia:
  (Ugh. Did he actually say,
  "My Teen Angel"? He's seen
  one too many soap operas.)

Fawles:
  I do anything she says.
  Anything Dahlia says...

Mia:
  ("Anything Dahlia says"...?)
  H-Hold on a minute!

Mia:
  What you're saying is that
  the kidnapping 5 years ago
  was planned by...

Fawles:
  Yeah. Me and Dahlia...
  ...And Valerie, too.

Mia:
  (Valerie was in on it!?)

Fawles:
  Dahlia's family rich. Jewelry
  business. We get one jewel...
  That's what we thought...

Fawles:
  Me and Dahlia wrote kidnap
  note. We send to her dad.

Fawles:
  Asked for 2 million dollar
  diamond. Tell him make
  exchange on Dusky Bridge.

Fawles:
  ...We tell him Valerie make
  transfer 'cause she new
  detective.

Armando:
  Having a police detective
  in your pocket is a useful
  thing alright.

Armando:
  In the end, you were planning
  on splitting the 2 million
  three ways, huh...

Fawles:
  Yeah, but!
  That woman!

Fawles:
  That woman!
  Valerie!
  She do it for real!

Fawles:
  She shoot at me for real!
  Me and Dahlia!

          *BANG!*

Fawles:
  I was shot in arm.
  Dahlia... She jump in river.

Mia:
  Jump...?
  You don't mean she jumped
  on purpose, do you?

Fawles:
  I couldn't do it!
  I could never push her...!

Fawles:
  Anyway, I blacked out...
  Wake up with police all over.

Armando:
  ...And that's when they
  decided to give you the
  death sentence.

Fawles:
  I couldn't believe it.
  That woman. She betrayed me.

--------------------------------------------

Valerie:
  That man... Terry Fawles...
  He killed her!
  He threw her off the bridge!

Valerie:
  He threw my beloved sister
  into the roaring river
  40 feet below!

--------------------------------------------

Fawles:
  ...These 5 years...
  All I wonder is... Why!
  ...Why! ...Why! ...Why!

Fawles:
  Why did she lie!?
  That's all I want to know!

Armando:
  So that's why you called her.
  You wanted to hear the truth
  from Valerie herself.

Fawles:
  Yes... but I forget what she
  look like. So I tell her
  to wear scarf.

Fawles:
  I don't want to hurt her!
  ...Just ask why!

Fawles:
  Why! Why did you lie...?
  Why did you betray me...?

Fawles:
  I just want to hear answer
  come from her mouth.
  That's all!

Mia:
  (So that's why...
  That's why you made a crazy
  escape like that...)

Armando:
  Just one thing, Zebra Boy...

Armando:
  My senses are tingling all
  over. Tell me, Mr. Fawles...
  Where is it?

Mia:
  ...Huh? Where's what?

Armando:
  Come on now, Kitten...
  The ransom.
  The 2 million dollar diamond.

Armando:
  Remember that now?
  Did you give it back to Pops?
  Did the police take it?

Fawles:
  ...I dunno.

Mia:
  Huh? You don't know?

Fawles:
  No really. I dunno.
  It's gone. With Dahlia.

Mia:
  ...With Dahlia?

Fawles:
  That day. On the bridge...

Fawles:
  Dahlia put it. In backpack...

Fawles:
  Now gone. With Dahlia.
  Gone... Forever...

Fawles:
  Into Eagle River...

Mia:
  (It disappeared with
  Dahlia, huh...?
  Wait a minute...!)

Bailiff:
  ...You can come back in now!
  We're about ready to go!

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles!
  Just one more question!

Mia:
  When you said, "with Dahlia",
  do you mean the diamond is
  still missing...?

Mia:
  Along with the body of
  Dahlia Hawthorne?

Fawles:
  ...

Fawles:
  Never found her...
  My sweet Dahlia...

Mia:
  (They never found her...!)

Fawles:
  Swallowed by river... Gone...
  Dahlia... My Teen Angel...

Armando:
  Your "Teen Angel"...?
  How old was she anyway?

Fawles:
  Just 14...

Mia:
  F-F-Fourteen!?
  (I guess you were robbing
  cradles before diamonds...)

Armando:
  She plans a fake kidnapping
  and disappears into the river
  with a rock worth 2 mil...

Armando:
  Man oh man...
  Angels these days.

Mia:
  (Fawles takes the fall...
  And gets a one-way ticket
  to Death Row...)

Mia:
  (Is Dahlia Hawthorne an
  angel or is she really a...)

Armando:
  ...It's time, Kitten.
  It looks like we have a few
  more aces up our sleeve now.

Mia:
  ...You bet!

*Diamond added to the
Court Record.*

Armando:
  The training wheels come off
  now, Mia! You've got to
  strike while the iron is hot!

Armando:
  That's one of my rules.
  Remember it.

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February 16, 1:49 PM
District Court
Courtroom No. 4

Judge:
  Now then, let's continue with
  the trial of Mr. Terry Fawles.

Judge:
  ...Witness.
  Are you feeling better?

Melissa:
  Y-Yes, Your Honor...
  I-I'll try my best.

Judge:
  Hmm...
  You're a brave young lady.

Mia:
  (Not this again...)

Edgeworth:
  I can understand a defense
  lawyer wanting to get her
  client off the hook...

Edgeworth:
  However!
  To try to pin the crime on
  an innocent student is...

Mia:
  What are you talking about!?

Edgeworth:
  My witness is not the person
  on trial here.

Edgeworth:
  She's an innocent bystander
  who witnessed a violent crime.
  ...That's all.

Edgeworth:
  What possible reason would
  a girl like this have for
  murdering a policewoman!

Judge:
  Hmm...
  It's certainly hard to imagine
  this woman as a murderer...

Mia:
  (Her motive, huh...
  I figured that's what I had
  to establish next...)

Judge:
  Well, Ms. Fey?
  Do you have any evidence
  of a motive?

Mia:
  ...
  Err, yes! Of course!
  ...I think.

Armando:
  Hah...!
  You're still acting as tame as
  a kitten... Kitten.

Mia:
  Mr. Armando...

Armando:
  Listen...
  A lawyer is someone who smiles
  no matter how bad it gets.

Mia:
  ...!

Armando:
  Smiling on the outside while
  your guts are twisted in knots
  is the mark of a pro.

Mia:
  ...Maybe so, but I wish you
  would quit grinning at me
  like that.

Melissa:
  Umm... Excuse me...
  May I speak, Mr. Judge?

Judge:
  Of course!
  Mr. Judge is ready
  anytime you like!

Melissa:
  I'd like... I'd like to
  say something.

Melissa:
  Some people here are
  suspicious of me, right?
  Th-That's why...

Melissa:
  I... I at least wanted you,
  Mr. Judge, to know that it's
  not true...

Judge:
  Hmmmmm!
  I see! You're such an honest
  and upstanding young lady.

Armando:
  It looks like this witness
  is a real professional.

Mia:
  Wh-What do you mean!?

Armando:
  Look at that 100-watt smile.

Armando:
  ...Just when things are
  darkest for her... CLICK.
  She lights right up!

Judge:
  Very well then! Let's hear
  what the witness has to say!

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WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- Melissa Foster's History --

(1)
Melissa:
  I... I was out of the country
  until the year before last.

(2)
Melissa:
  Until I entered college, I
  had never even been to
  Eagle Mountain before...

(3)
Melissa:
  And I certainly don't have any
  reason for wanting to hurt a
  police officer.

(4)
Melissa:
  Holding a grudge and killing
  the officer who testified
  against you 5 years ago...

(5)
Melissa:
  Or kidnapping a poor girl...
  I just think the defendant is
  a terrible, horrible monster!

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Hmm...
  Out of the country, eh...

Edgeworth:
  Precisely.

Edgeworth:
  Furthermore, she has
  no possible motive for
  committing murder.

Judge:
  Hmm, indeed...

Armando:
  You're up to bat, Kitten.
  Sharpen those claws and
  put on your best smile.

Mia:
  Y-You bet!

Mia:
  (Somehow, I have to tie her
  to this case...)

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CROSS EXAMINATION
-- Melissa Foster's History --

(1)
Melissa:
  I... I was out of the country
  until the year before last.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So, what country were
       you living in then?

     Melissa:
       We were all living abroad,
       but after my parents were
       killed...

     Edgeworth:
       It was a brutal civil war.
       She had to try to make her way
       back home alone...

     Melissa:
       I lost everything...
       I didn't even have any
       personal identification...

     Mia:
       (What kind of sob story
       is this...?)

     Mia:
       (...What do I do? Should
       I press her for details?)

     *** Wait and see ***************************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (There's nothing I can do
     *   about her claim to have
     *   lost all her identification.)
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (All I can do is wait to
     *   find some other evidence
     *   about her real identity.)
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Very well then, Ms. Foster.
     *   Please proceed.
     *
     ********************************************

     *** Press her harder ***********************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   ...Witness.
     *   Answer my question.
     *
     * Mia:
     *   I'll even repeat it for you.
     *   What country were you in?
     *
     * Edgeworth:
     *   *OBJECTION!*
     *
     * Edgeworth:
     *   Your Honor, this line of
     *   questioning is childish.
     *
     * Edgeworth:
     *   What country she was in and
     *   how many languages she may
     *   speak are irrelevant here.
     *
     * Edgeworth:
     *   What we're here to evaluate is
     *   whether this witness has any
     *   connection to this case.
     *
     * Melissa:
     *   I've lived abroad ever since
     *   I was a little girl...
     *
     * Melissa:
     *   That's why I could never
     *   have known Mr. Fawles or
     *   Detective Hawthorne.
     *
     * Edgeworth:
     *   Yes... I think we've
     *   established that point.
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Yes, indeed.
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Well then. Shall we add
     *   what you've just stated to
     *   the official testimony?
     *
     * Melissa:
     *   Yes, please.
     *   ...Mr. Judge.
     *
     * ADD STATEMENT (1b)
     *
     ********************************************

(1b)
Melissa:
  Naturally, I didn't know
  either the victim or
  the defendant.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You didn't know either person?
       Are you certain of that?

     Melissa:
       Yes. I'm afraid I'm rather
       shy around people.

     Judge:
       Hmm...
       Oh well, that can't be helped.

     Mia:
       (Why is he just agreeing with
       everything that comes out of
       her mouth...?)

     Judge:
       The first time you saw either
       of them was when they
       were on the bridge, correct?

     Melissa:
       Yes... It really was
       a coincidence.

(2)
Melissa:
  Until I entered college, I
  had never even been to
  Eagle Mountain before...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       So what made you decide to
       go to Eagle Mountain anyway?

     Melissa:
       I just love being outdoors...
       Picnics, hiking... You know,
       that sort of thing.

     Mia:
       (...You don't look like much
       of a hiker to me. But you do
       look like a digger of sorts.)

     Mia:
       But Eagle Mountain is a
       two-hour drive from here and
       no trains run through there.

     Mia:
       There are plenty of mountains
       that are closer and easier to
       get to.

     Melissa:
       Well, I went there once with
       the college Hiking Club.

     Melissa:
       I fell in love with its stark,
       desolate beauty and its cold,
       yet romantic, gloominess...

     Mia:
       (Didn't know you were such
       a goth...)

     Mia:
       By the way, what's the name
       of your college...?

     Edgeworth:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Edgeworth:
       The prosecution objects to
       any questions that involve
       the witness's private life.

     Mia:
       ...!

     Edgeworth:
       All that matters is that
       she is a material witness
       to a crime.

     Edgeworth:
       The witness doesn't need to
       respond to questions that are
       clearly malicious in intent.

     Melissa:
       Thank you!
       She's really gone too far...!

     Judge:
       Hmmmmm!
       Ms. Fey! You're treading on
       thin ice here!

     Mia:
       (I hardly said anything!
       Talk about sensitive...)

(3)
Melissa:
  And I certainly don't have any
  reason for wanting to hurt a
  police officer.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Perhaps, but your behavior
       that day was very suspicious!

     Mia:
       Not only have you contradicted
       yourself here in court, but
       you know things you shouldn't.

     Mia:
       For example, the scratches
       on the trunk of the car.

     Melissa:
       Well th-that's...

     Edgeworth:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Edgeworth:
       Unfortunately Ms. Fey,
       your last statement proves
       nothing.

     Mia:
       Oh really!? And why is that?

     Edgeworth:
       The witness came to the
       police station once to
       identify the suspect.

     Edgeworth:
       It's entirely possible that,
       at that time, an officer
       showed her this photo.

     Judge:
       Hmm...
       That seems like a
       rather serious mistake.

     Armando:
       Ha...!
       That's the oldest trick
       in the prosecutor's book.

     Mia:
       Th-That's not fair...!

     Melissa:
       That wicked inmate...
       I'll never be able to
       forget that horrible day...

(4)
Melissa:
  Holding a grudge and killing
  the officer who testified
  against you 5 years ago...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       A grudge...?

     Melissa:
       Well, the policewoman's
       testimony was crucial,
       wasn't it?

     Melissa:
       ...Crucial in getting the
       defendant sentenced to death.

     Edgeworth:
       Yes, and that's precisely
       why he harbored such deep
       anger against her.

     Edgeworth:
       So much anger that he
       forgot his own guilt...

     Mia:
       *OBJECTION!*

     Mia:
       My client has always
       maintained that he's innocent
       of those charges!

     Melissa:
       He seems rather forgetful.
       ...Your client, I mean.

     Mia:
       ...!

     Melissa:
       Not only did he forget about
       what he did, but he forgot the
       poor policewoman as well.

     Mia:
       What do you mean by that?

     Melissa:
       Your client...
       He forgot what the
       detective looked like, right?

     Melissa:
       It's too bad for her that he
       didn't forget about her
       testimony as well.

     Mia:
       (Well, she's right about that.
       Mr. Fawles is kind of
       forgetful...)

     *** Wait and see ***************************
     *
     * CONTINUE
     *
     ********************************************

     *** Press harder ***************************
     *
     * Mia:
     *   You said, "he forgot what
     *   the detective looked like."
     *   What did you mean by that?
     *
     * Melissa:
     *   Well he couldn't tell who
     *   she was without some kind of
     *   identification, right?
     *
     * Edgeworth:
     *   Quite right... That's why the
     *   victim was wearing a scarf
     *   as identification.
     *
     * Melissa:
     *   Why, if I had been wearing a
     *   white scarf that day...
     *
     * Melissa:
     *   ...then he probably would
     *   have tried to kill me...
     *
     * Judge:
     *   Hmm...
     *   That's true.
     *   He's clearly a bitter man!
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (This is bad. Mr. Fawles's
     *   reputation just keeps getting
     *   worse and worse.)
     *
     * Mia:
     *   (Sometimes it's best not to
     *   poke too deep... What should I
     *   do with that last statement?)
     *
     * *** Have it added to the testimony *********
     * *
     * * Mia:
     * *   Your Honor! What the witness
     * *   said just now was tremendously
     * *   important!
     * *
     * * Mia:
     * *   I'd like it added to the
     * *   official testimony!
     * *
     * * Edgeworth:
     * *   The prosecution has no
     * *   objection...
     * *
     * * Edgeworth:
     * *   After all, the defendant is
     * *   a killer and a mentally
     * *   unbalanced one at that...
     * *
     * * Edgeworth:
     * *   That testimony only helps to
     * *   further prove that point...
     * *
     * * Judge:
     * *   Hmm...!
     * *
     * * Mia:
     * *   N-No, that's not why I...
     * *
     * * Judge:
     * *   Enough.
     * *   ...Witness, if you would?
     * *
     * * Melissa:
     * *   My pleasure, Mr. Judge.
     * *
     * * ADD STATEMENT (4b)
     * *
     * ********************************************
     *
     * *** Leave it alone *************************
     * *
     * * CONTINUE
     * *
     * ********************************************
     *
     ********************************************

     Mia:
       (Any more damage to my
       client's image could be a
       disaster...)

     Mia:
       (The judge already has a
       bad enough opinion of him...)

     Judge:
       You just can't trust someone
       with a bad memory.

     Judge:
       What did you eat for dinner
       one week ago today?

     Judge:
       ...At the very least, a person
       should remember that much.

     Judge:
       As for me, it was payday, so
       I had a nice moose steak with
       some poutine on the side.

     Mia:
       (...And how does this relate
       to anything!?)

     Edgeworth:
       Whether it's eating steak
       or committing murder, a person
       shouldn't deny their actions.

     Edgeworth:
       I'm in complete agreement,
       Your Honor.

(4b)
Melissa:
  I guess I'm lucky I wasn't
  wearing a white scarf.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       What do you mean by lucky?

     Melissa:
       Well... It's February now.
       Everyone is wearing scarves.

     Melissa:
       If I had accidentally worn
       a white scarf like he said...

     Edgeworth:
       Then you yourself might
       have been killed.

     Judge:
       Hmmmmm... That would've
       been a terrible loss for
       this world!

     Armando:
       Ha...!
       It looks like you pressed
       too hard this time, Kitten.

     Mia:
       Mr. Armando...

     Armando:
       Keep looking around you and
       you're going to lose sight of
       the finish line.

     Armando:
       Justice is blind, but she's
       not deaf. Sometimes you have
       to know when not to talk.

(5)
Melissa:
  Or kidnapping a poor girl...
  I just think the defendant is
  a terrible, horrible monster!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You knew about that incident?

     Mia:
       But weren't you out of
       the country until the
       year before last?

     Melissa:
       Well, I saw a report about
       the escaped convict on the
       news.

     Melissa:
       They had an in-depth report
       about his whole history.

     Judge:
       So you were still living
       abroad 5 years ago, is
       that right?

     Melissa:
       Yes...

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  (I can't let her get away
  with these lies...!)

Armando:
  Listen to me. She's neck-deep
  in this whole thing...

Armando:
  Somehow, you're just going to
  have to get her to show the
  court her true self.

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*** *Present Scarf* at (4b) ****************
*
* Mia:
*   *OBJECTION!*
*
* Mia:
*   Witness... I want you to
*   look at this photo you took.
*
* Mia:
*   It's hard to see in the photo,
*   but look at the scarf the
*   victim wore as identification.
*
* Judge:
*   Ah, you are talking about
*   this scarf right here, eh?
*
* Melissa:
*   Y-Yes! That's it!
*   The scarf the policewoman
*   was wearing...
*
* Mia:
*   (I've got her now, just
*   don't mess up...)
*
* Mia:
*   ...But that's strange.
*
* Mia:
*   In your testimony, you
*   stated the following...
*
* Mia:
*   "I guess I'm lucky I wasn't
*   wearing a white scarf."
*
* Judge:
*   Wh-White?
*
* Mia:
*   ...This is the scarf you
*   identified as belonging to
*   the victim.
*
* Mia:
*   But it certainly doesn't look
*   white to me!
*
* Melissa:
*   Oh...!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   *OBJECTION!*
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Well, it was foggy that day...
*   And it was raining as well!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   It's not surprising that
*   she mistook it for white!
*
* Mia:
*   *OBJECTION!*
*
* Mia:
*   Sorry, but not this time.
*
* Mia:
*   The witness just confirmed
*   that this was the victim's
*   scarf!
*
* Judge:
*   Yes, but...
*   What's the significance...?
*
* Judge:
*   It's true that the scarf
*   doesn't look white, but...
*
* Mia:
*   There's only one explanation
*   for this mix-up!
*
* Mia:
*   The reason why the witness
*   thought the scarf was
*   white is...!
*
* xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
* x
* x Mia:
* x   *TAKE THAT!*
* x
* x Mia:
* x   Here's the definitive piece of
* x   evidence that proves it!
* x
* x Melissa:
* x   ...
* x
* x Edgeworth:
* x   ......
* x
* x Judge:
* x   That...?
* x   That's your definitive piece
* x   of evidence?
* x
* x Mia:
* x   Yes!
* x   ...If my thinking is correct.
* x
* x Edgeworth:
* x   Well then.
* x   We have one mystery solved!
* x   The answer is simple.
* x
* x Edgeworth:
* x   Ms. Fey's thinking is wrong.
* x   ...That's all there is to it.
* x
* x Mia:
* x   Huh?
* x
* x Armando:
* x   Please, Kitten.
* x   You've got to do something...
* x   You're killing me over here.
* x
* x Judge:
* x   Ms. Fey, I've got a definitive
* x   penalty to reward you for your
* x   definitive piece of evidence.
* x
* x Mia:
* x   (Well, that wasn't what I
* x   was expecting...)
* x
* x Judge:
* x   Well... Do you have
* x   evidence or not?
* x
* x Judge:
* x   Perhaps you can tell us about
* x   why the witness thought the
* x   scarf was white, eh...
* x
* x RETURN TO QUESTION
* x
* xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*
* *Present Victim's Note*
*
* Mia:
*   *TAKE THAT!*
*
* Mia:
*   ...Witness.
*   Have you ever seen this note?
*
* Melissa:
*   N-Note...?
*   I, err... No, never...
*
* Judge:
*   It's top-secret evidence.
*   There's no reason that you
*   would have.
*
* Mia:
*   Hmm, I wonder about that...
*
* Melissa:
*   Wh-What do you mean...?
*
* Mia:
*   This note shows Mr. Fawles's
*   instructions to the victim
*   regarding their meeting.
*
* Mia:
*   It says...
*   "Wear white scarf for
*   identification."
*
* Edgeworth:
*   White... Scarf...?
*   AAAAAAH!!!
*
* Mia:
*   Witness!
*   You KNEW what this note said!
*
* Mia:
*   There's no other possible
*   reason for you to mistake
*   the scarf's color!
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

*** *Present Victim's Note* at (4b) ********
*
* Mia:
*   *OBJECTION!*
*
* Mia:
*   ...It's true. Mr. Fawles did
*   give instructions to Valerie
*   Hawthorne about their meeting.
*
* Mia:
*   The note that she left said:
*   "Wear white scarf for
*   identification."
*
* Judge:
*   Yes, what about it...?
*
* Mia:
*   Isn't it obvious!?
*   Doesn't it strike you as odd!?
*
* Mia:
*   That note was a secret piece
*   of evidence! How is it that
*   the witness knows about it!?
*
* Melissa:
*   Ah...!
*
* Judge:
*   Order! Order!
*   Hmm... It is odd, isn't it?
*
* Judge:
*   Well, Mr. Edgeworth!?
*
* Judge:
*   Did you show top-secret
*   evidence to the witness...?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Y-Your Honor...
*   I certainly never gave anyone
*   permission to do such a thing.
*
* Mia:
*   In that case, the only way the
*   witness could know about the
*   note would b--
*
* Melissa:
*   J-Just a moment!
*
* Melissa:
*   Of course... Of course I
*   didn't know about the note!
*
* Melissa:
*   It's just...
*   I saw it when it happened.
*   ...With my own eyes.
*
* Melissa:
*   When the victim went to
*   see the killer...
*
* Melissa:
*   She used her own scarf
*   to signal him.
*
* Melissa:
*   That's why... That's why I
*   assumed that the signal was
*   a white scarf.
*
* Judge:
*   Hmmm...
*   I suppose that makes sense.
*
* Mia:
*   (Come on, Mia!
*   You can't let her weasel
*   out of it that easily!)
*
* Mia:
*   ...Witness!
*   Sorry, but your explanation
*   isn't going to work here.
*
* Melissa:
*   B-But why!?
*   It-It's true!
*   That's what I saw!
*
* Mia:
*   Impossible. There's no way you
*   could have seen the victim use
*   a white scarf to signal him!
*
* xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
* x
* x Mia:
* x   *TAKE THAT!*
* x
* x Mia:
* x   Here's the definitive piece of
* x   evidence that proves it!
* x
* x Melissa:
* x   ...
* x
* x Edgeworth:
* x   ......
* x
* x Judge:
* x   That...?
* x   That's your definitive piece
* x   of evidence?
* x
* x Mia:
* x   Yes!
* x   ...If my thinking is correct.
* x
* x Edgeworth:
* x   Well then.
* x   We have one mystery solved!
* x   The answer is simple.
* x
* x Edgeworth:
* x   Ms. Fey's thinking is wrong.
* x   ...That's all there is to it.
* x
* x Mia:
* x   Huh?
* x
* x Armando:
* x   Please, Kitten.
* x   You've got to do something...
* x   You're killing me over here.
* x
* x Judge:
* x   Ms. Fey, I've got a definitive
* x   penalty to reward you for your
* x   definitive piece of evidence.
* x
* x Mia:
* x   (Well, that wasn't what I
* x   was expecting...)
* x
* x Melissa:
* x   Well? ...Do you finally
* x   believe me?
* x
* x Mia:
* x   (Come on, Mia! You're
* x   running out of time...!)
* x
* x RETURN TO QUESTION
* x
* xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
*
* *Present Scarf*
*
* Mia:
*   *TAKE THAT!*
*
* Mia:
*   You've said several times
*   in your testimony that the
*   victim was wearing a scarf...
*
* Mia:
*   ...A white scarf, correct?
*
* Melissa:
*   Yes...
*   Is something wrong...?
*
* Mia:
*   That's what I'd like to know.
*   ...Ms. Foster.
*
* Mia:
*   Have a look at this.
*   It's the victim's scarf!
*
* Melissa:
*   Ah...!
*
* Mia:
*   I'm sure people would disagree
*   about what to call this color.
*   ...However!
*
* Mia:
*   It certainly is not white!
*
* Mia:
*   You KNEW what the note said!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   She knew... the contents of
*   the note...?
*   N-NOOOOOOOO!
*
* Mia:
*   It says, "Wear white scarf
*   for identification."
*
* Mia:
*   That's the reason why you
*   said it was white!
*
* CONTINUE
*
********************************************

Melissa:
  Ugh... Unn... Urgh...!

Mia:
  Well, Ms. Foster!?

Melissa:
  NOOOOOOOOO!

Judge:
  Order! Order! Order!
  Mr. Edgeworth! I'm waiting for
  an explanation!

Edgeworth:
  I'm quite sure this note
  wasn't leaked to the public!

Mia:
  And yet...!
  This witness knew exactly
  what the note said!

Mia:
  At the time of the murder,
  the number of people that
  knew were quite... limited.

Mia:
  Terry Fawles is one.
  The person who wrote the note,
  Valerie Hawthorne, is another.

Mia:
  And finally...
  One more person.

Judge:
  Did you say...
  "One more person"?

Armando:
  That's right... A person that
  no one would have suspected...

Armando:
  Have you figured it out,
  Kitten?

Mia:
  Yup!

Mia:
  The third person that knew
  the contents of the note
  was...!

xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Armando:
x   ...Hang on there, Kitten.
x
x Mia:
x   What is it, Mr. Armando?
x
x Armando:
x   Here. I made some special
x   café con leche for you...
x   I put in plenty of sugar.
x
x Armando:
x   Drink it up before it gets
x   cold. Don't be shy.
x
x Mia:
x   Umm...
x   Why are you doing this?
x
x Armando:
x   Your brain needs stimulation.
x   Drink some of this and then
x   think it over again.
x
x Armando:
x   Listen. Keep messing up
x   like that and you're going
x   to get the judge mad.
x
x Judge:
x   Ms. Fey!
x
x Judge:
x   Don't just stand there
x   casually drinking coffee!
x
x Mia:
x   (Oops...
x   I think it's too late...)
x
x Mia:
x   B-But Your Honor...!
x   Th-There is one more person!
x
x Mia:
x   There is a person besides
x   Mr. Fawles and the victim that
x   knew what the note said.
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present Dahlia Hawthorne profile*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  And that person is...
  Dahlia Hawthorne!

Judge:
  Dahlia Hawthorne...?
  I've never heard that name
  before.

Mia:
  Look at the victim's note.
  This is what it says...

Mia:
  "Talk to Dahlia. Tell her this
  time..." There is her name,
  right there.

Judge:
  Wh-What's this...
  So who is this person!?
  This... Dahlia Hawthorne...

Edgeworth:
  *sigh*...

Edgeworth:
  Ms. Fey must be desperate
  if she's trying to bring the
  dead back to life.

Judge:
  The d-dead...?

Edgeworth:
  Dahlia Hawthorne was
  the victim's deceased
  younger sister.

Edgeworth:
  She was killed in a crime
  5 years ago.

Judge:
  Killed in a crime...?
  Y-You don't mean...!?

Edgeworth:
  Yes. She was kidnapped...
  And killed. By Terry Fawles!

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  You said she was "killed"...
  But was she really?

Edgeworth:
  What are you implying...?

Mia:
  Of course, people thought
  she had died 5 years ago...

Mia:
  ...when she fell off of
  Dusky Bridge and was lost
  in the Eagle River.

Mia:
  However!
  Her corpse was never found!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  She was declared legally
  dead 5 years ago!

Edgeworth:
  As far as the law is
  concerned, Dahlia Hawthorne
  is officially dead.

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  But the fact remains that her
  body was never recovered!

Mia:
  Dahlia Hawthorne was
  14 years old, 5 years ago.

Mia:
  If she were still alive,
  she would be 19 now.

Mia:
  ...Melissa Foster.

Mia:
  I believe that's the same
  age you are!

Melissa:
  Ah...!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  Even you couldn't...!
  Ms. Fey...!
  You're not saying...!

Mia:
  But I am.
  That's precisely what
  I'm saying.

Mia:
  This "witness" before us is
  the girl that was kidnapped
  and killed 5 years ago!

Mia:
  This girl is in fact
  Ms. Dahlia Hawthorne!

Judge:
  WHA...!
  WHAAAAAAT!

Armando:
  Ha...! Nice work...
  That was like tossing a
  grenade into a 3-alarm fire!

Armando:
  But unless you can tie all
  the loose ends together...

Armando:
  ...you're nothing but a
  hit-and-run arsonist.

Mia:
  I... I understand.

Mia:
  (If I can expose her true
  nature, I can turn this whole
  case on its head!)

Mia:
  (Now is my chance to make
  Mr. Edgeworth squirm...!)

Judge:
  Hmm... Hmm... Hmmm...

Judge:
  Witness!
  Just who are you anyway!?

Melissa:
  I... I... I'm...

Edgeworth:
  I didn't think it'd come
  to this.

Edgeworth:
  That's enough...
  You don't have to say anymore,
  witness.

Melissa:
  ...
  Yes.
  I understand.

Judge:
  Wh-What!
  Mr. Edgeworth!
  Explain yourself!

Edgeworth:
  Your Honor.
  I have an admission to make.

Edgeworth:
  I honestly never thought the
  defense would pursue the
  matter this far...

Judge:
  You don't...!
  You don't mean...!

Edgeworth:
  ...Yes. The prosecutor's
  office isn't filled with
  fools, you know.

Edgeworth:
  Naturally, we conduct full
  background checks on all
  of our witnesses.

Mia:
  Wh-What did he say...?

Armando:
  Ha...!
  It looks like the kid knew.

Armando:
  He knew her true identity
  from the get-go.

Mia:
  No way...!
  But then why...!

Armando:
  If you hadn't revealed her
  secret, he wasn't going to
  say anything about it.

Armando:
  All he wanted was her
  testimony, so he made
  a little trade.

Edgeworth:
  Let me introduce you to...

Edgeworth:
  ...the victim's younger
  sister, Ms. Dahlia Hawthorne.

Judge:
  But... But...
  I thought she died 5 years
  ago...?

Edgeworth:
  We thought so as well...
  But... Well, as you can see...

Mia:
  Why!? Why did she hide
  her identity for 5 years!?

Edgeworth:
  That has nothing to
  do with the current case.

Edgeworth:
  She was merely an accidental
  witness to a crime...

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  Accidental...?
  I don't believe that for
  a minute!

Mia:
  For the last 5 years, she's
  been playing the role of
  victim!

Mia:
  And now we find her acting
  suspiciously at another murder
  scene!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  ...Really, Ms. Fey!
  Your strategy is
  clearly obvious.

Edgeworth:
  You're trying to pin your
  client's crime on an innocent
  witness in order to win...

Edgeworth:
  ...At any cost.

Mia:
  H-How dare you!

Edgeworth:
  Please, let us take a moment
  to think.

Edgeworth:
  Five years ago, this girl was
  kidnapped and nearly killed.

Judge:
  Hmm...

Edgeworth:
  But even worse than that...
  5 years later...

Edgeworth:
  ...Dahlia Hawthorne lost
  something much more
  precious. Her big sister.

Edgeworth:
  Ms. Fey must be insane to
  even suggest that she
  murdered her.

Mia:
  Whaaaaat!?

Judge:
  ...I'm inclined to agree
  with the prosecutor's logic.

Judge:
  Ms. Fey!
  Do you have any evidence
  to back up your assertion!?

Judge:
  What possible reason would
  this witness have for killing
  her beloved sister!?

Mia:
  W-Well you see...

Mia:
  (I thought I was winning,
  but somehow he's turned it
  around on me!)

Armando:
  Ha...!

Armando:
  I think you need a little
  push in the right
  direction, Kitten...

  The defense is prepared
  to present evidence
  supporting our claim!

Mia:
  Ah! That wasn't me!
  It was this guy...
  This crazy coffee addict...

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  I think we've heard enough
  empty threats from you,
  old man.

Armando:
  Ha...!
  What makes you think
  they're empty, boy?

Edgeworth:
  Because your protégé looks
  like she's sweating bullets!

Mia:
  Ah...!
  (I AM sweating bullets!)

Armando:
  ...You think you're in a
  tough spot, huh?

Mia:
  Of course! Aren't I?

Armando:
  ...No. You've just arrived
  at the moment of truth,
  that's all.

Armando:
  Whether you win or lose...
  That's up to you.

Mia:
  (Up to me...?)

Edgeworth:
  *sigh*...
  The rashness of youth.
  How charming.

Mia:
  (This coming from someone
  younger than me!)

Judge:
  Now then, let's not waste
  any more time.
  ...Ms. Fey.

Judge:
  What motive would this witness
  have for murdering her own
  sister, Valerie Hawthorne?

xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Edgeworth:
x   ...What is this?
x   Is this the defense's idea of
x   a joke?
x
x Judge:
x   If so, I certainly don't
x   get the punch line...
x   Well? Ms. Fey?
x
x Mia:
x   Oh, that was...
x   The rashness of youth!
x
x Judge:
x   Th-The rashness of youth!?
x   And what is your point in
x   furthering such a stereotype!?
x
x Armando:
x   That witness stayed hidden
x   for 5 years, Kitten.
x
x Armando:
x   There must be a good reason
x   for that.
x
x Armando:
x   And somehow it must involve
x   Valerie Hawthorne...
x
x Mia:
x   (OK, one more time, Mia! You
x   gotta read the Court Record
x   more carefully this time!)
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present Victim's Note*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  ...The story starts after
  Terry Fawles escaped.

Mia:
  He called Valerie and
  told her he wanted to meet.
  This is the note she left...

Mia:
  It says, "Talk to Dahlia.
  Tell her this time, the
  whole truth must come out."

Mia:
  ...Valerie Hawthorne gave
  Dahlia a warning.

Mia:
  She told her she was going
  to reveal to the world the
  whole truth.

Judge:
  The whole truth...?

Mia:
  There was a dangerously
  important secret between
  Valerie and Dahlia.

Mia:
  That's the reason Dahlia felt
  she had to kill Valerie...

Mia:
  To keep her mouth shut
  permanently!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  A terrific story, Ms. Fey!
  If you like fiction, that is.

Edgeworth:
  Enlighten the court, Ms. Fey.
  What was this secret that
  was so important?

Edgeworth:
  Where's your evidence!?

Armando:
  Dahlia and Valerie Hawthorne,
  and Terry Fawles...

Armando:
  There's only one
  important secret that
  connects them all...

Mia:
  Oh, yes... I know this secret.

Mia:
  ...Your Honor!
  The defense would like to
  request further testimony.

Judge:
  Wh-What testimony?

Mia:
  Regarding the kidnapping
  5 years ago. We believe it
  will explain a lot of things.

Mia:
  Such as the nature of the
  important secret between
  the Hawthorne sisters!

Dahlia:
  Ugh...!

Judge:
  ...Very well.
  I'll grant your request for
  further testimony.

Judge:
  I know it will be painful for
  you, but can enlighten us once
  more, my little maple leaf?

Dahlia:
  Y-Yes, I-I'll try.
  Mr. Judge...

Mia:
  (Putting on the old charm
  one more time, Dahlia?)

Mia:
  (But this will be the last
  time you hide behind your
  womanly wiles!)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- 5 Years Ago --

(1)
Dahlia:
  Five years ago, I was
  kidnapped by Mr. Fawles.

(2)
Dahlia:
  The ransom price was a raw
  diamond. My sister, Valerie,
  brought it to the bridge...

(3)
Dahlia:
  After she made the exchange,
  she shot Mr. Fawles in
  the arm!

(4)
Dahlia:
  That's when Mr. Fawles tried
  to kill me by shoving me off
  the bridge from behind!

(5)
Dahlia:
  I survived, but I was afraid I
  might be kidnapped again
  for my family's money...

(6)
Dahlia:
  So I decided to change
  my identity and start
  a new life...

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Hmmm...

Edgeworth:
  ...The kidnapping left her
  emotionally scarred.

Edgeworth:
  With her sister's help, she
  left the Hawthorne family and
  started all over again.

Edgeworth:
  And we're to believe after
  all that, she murdered her
  sister? Preposterous!

Judge:
  Thank you, Mr. Edgeworth.
  ...Ms. Fey?

Mia:
  Y-Yes, Your Honor.

Judge:
  As you've heard, the witness
  is still traumatized from
  the kidnapping.

Judge:
  ...I'll ask you again to be
  extremely gentle in your
  cross-examination.

Mia:
  (...Mr. Edgeworth got the jump
  on me again...)

Armando:
  Ha...!
  If we're not allowed to fight,
  then let's twist some arms.

Armando:
  ...Listen up.
  We've still got that info...
  That ace up our sleeve.

Mia:
  ...What info?

Armando:
  Come on, Kitten.
  Don't say you've forgotten
  already.

Armando:
  The fact that the kidnapping
  5 years ago was staged!

Mia:
  (That's right, it was a fake
  kidnapping! Terry Fawles
  told us that in the lobby.)

--------------------------------------------

Fawles:
  I do anything she says.
  Anything Dahlia says...

Mia:
  What you're saying is that
  the kidnapping 5 years ago
  was planned by...

Fawles:
  Yeah. Me and Dahlia...
  ...And Valerie, too.

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  (Yes! That's it!
  The fake kidnapping is your
  best shot, Mia!)

Mia:
  (That's her secret!)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CROSS EXAMINATION
-- 5 Years Ago --

(1)
Dahlia:
  Five years ago, I was
  kidnapped by Mr. Fawles.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Did you and Mr. Fawles
       have a relationship?

     Dahlia:
       ...Y-Yes.
       As a tutor...

     Mia:
       You were tutoring him?
       Mr. Fawles?

     Dahlia:
       N-No, of course not!
       Don't be ridiculous!

     Dahlia:
       Mr. Fawles came to the house
       to tutor ME!

     Mia:
       (That makes sense... 5 years
       ago, she was only 14.)

     Edgeworth:
       He probably came up with
       the kidnapping plan during
       that time.

     Edgeworth:
       The Hawthornes are in the
       jewelry trade and are quite
       wealthy, you see.

     Judge:
       Hmm...
       Quite the clever fellow, that
       Mr. Fawles.

     Mia:
       (Did I hear him right!?
       Did he just call Mr. Fawles
       a clever fellow?)

(2)
Dahlia:
  The ransom price was a raw
  diamond. My sister, Valerie,
  brought it to the bridge...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       I heard the diamond is valued
       in the neighboorhood of
       2 million dollars.

     Judge:
       2 million dollars!?

     Dahlia:
       It was still uncut, so
       it was about the size of
       a pint of milk.

     Judge:
       HMMMMM!!!

     Judge:
       A 2 million dollar pint
       of milk... I don't know what
       to think about that!

     Edgeworth:
       The defendant demanded
       that her sister, Valerie,
       make the exchange.

     Edgeworth:
       Not as a detective,
       of course, but as an
       individual.

     Mia:
       By the way, I want to ask
       you, Mr. Edgeworth.

     Mia:
       Why do you think he wanted
       to make the exchange up
       there on that mountain?

     Mia:
       If he ever got surrounded,
       it would be hard to escape...

     Edgeworth:
       There's one thing a kidnapper
       wants to prevent, and that's
       police involvement.

     Edgeworth:
       In a place like that, it
       would be easy to tell if
       he was being followed.

     Edgeworth:
       With only one entrance to
       the mountain, he was
       ensuring his safety.

     Dahlia:
       What a wickedly clever man
       that Mr. Fawles is...

     Mia:
       (Yeah, right.
       It was all YOUR plan...)

     Dahlia:
       Anyway, Valerie brought the
       diamond to the mountain and...

(3)
Dahlia:
  After she made the exchange,
  she shot Mr. Fawles in
  the arm!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       That was a dangerous thing
       to do considering you were
       being held hostage.

     Dahlia:
       Yes, but...
       Actually, that saved my life.

     Judge:
       What do you mean?

     Dahlia:
       You see, Mr. Fawles was
       holding a knife in his
       right hand...

     Dahlia:
       Somehow, I just KNEW
       he was going to use it.

     Dahlia:
       I knew he was going to
       use that knife to kill me!

     Mia:
       ...!

     Dahlia:
       That's why my sister shot him!
       It was to save me!

(4)
Dahlia:
  That's when Mr. Fawles tried
  to kill me by shoving me off
  the bridge from behind!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       I'd like to hear more about
       what happened right at
       that moment!

     Dahlia:
       Well, when Mr. Fawles was
       shot in the right arm, he let
       go of me...

     Dahlia:
       I-I was dazed. I turned to try
       and run away, but Mr. Fawles
       turned to grab me as well...

     Dahlia:
       As I ran past, he and I locked
       eyes for a second, and he gave
       me a large, bloodthirsty grin.

     Judge:
       B-Bloodthirsty grin...
       Oooh...

     Dahlia:
       And in the next instant...

     Edgeworth:
       I advise the court to remember
       that the river is 18 feet deep
       and incredibly swift...

     Dahlia:
       I-I was a strong swimmer,
       but I was knocked out...

     Dahlia:
       When I came to, I had been
       carried away by the river
       to a strange place.

     Dahlia:
       I'll never forget that day.

     Dahlia:
       The crumbling bridge,
       nowhere to run...

     Dahlia:
       Then just one little shove
       from behind. That was it.

     Dahlia:
       Before my sister could
       catch me...
       ...I fell into the river.

(5)
Dahlia:
  I survived, but I was afraid I
  might be kidnapped again
  for my family's money...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       And that's why you
       hid your identity?

     Dahlia:
       Yes...
       I only told my sister.

     Judge:
       Valerie Hawthorne, eh.

     Dahlia:
       Yes, she's the only one who
       knew about me.

     Edgeworth:
       Meanwhile, legally, this
       witness has been deceased
       for 5 years.

     Dahlia:
       I... I didn't ever want
       something like that to
       happen to me again.

(6)
Dahlia:
  So I decided to change
  my identity and start
  a new life...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       And that new identity was
       "Melissa Foster", right?

     Dahlia:
       Yes, my sister helped me get
       the official paperwork
       taken care of.

     Mia:
       (That makes sense...)

     Mia:
       (Without an insider's help,
       doing all of the paperwork
       would've been impossible.)

     Dahlia:
       She was the only person left
       in the world I could count on.

     Dahlia:
       And you... You think I
       k-k-killed her...
       There's no way I could!

     Judge:
       Hmmmmm...!

--------------------------------------------

Armando:
  It's the moment of truth
  for this witness, too.

Armando:
  Once the truth about this
  staged kidnapping comes out...

Armando:
  Everyone in the court will
  know how much of a Jezebel
  she really is!

Mia:
  (I've just got to prove that
  kidnapping was a hoax!)

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

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*Present Dusky Bridge Map* at (4)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  You say that Mr. Fawles pushed
  you into the Eagle River...

Mia:
  However, that's hard to
  believe.

Dahlia:
  B-But it's true!
  I felt a push on my back...

Dahlia:
  I'm certain of it!
  It was Mr. Fawles!

Mia:
  I'm sorry... I guess I wasn't
  clear enough.

Mia:
  I shouldn't have said, "that's
  hard to believe." I should've
  said, "That's impossible."

Dahlia:
  I-Impossible...?

Mia:
  I ask that the court recall
  the condition of Dusky Bridge,
  now and 5 years ago.

Mia:
  That bridge hasn't changed one
  bit in these last 5 years.

Mia:
  If someone had pushed you
  from behind as you have
  claimed...

Mia:
  ...instead of being carried
  away by the river...

Mia:
  ...you would have been
  smashed by the bedrock
  below!

Mia:
  A most certain death.

Dahlia:
  ...

Mia:
  Do you understand now,
  Dahlia Hawthorne?

Mia:
  The very notion that my client
  pushed you from behind
  is impossible!

Dahlia:
  ...

Dahlia:
  Aaaaaah!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  Your Honor, this event
  occurred 5 years ago!

Edgeworth:
  Why, for all we know, the
  water level in the river may
  have been higher back then.

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  But it's 40 feet from the
  bridge to the river!

Mia:
  A small change in the water
  level wouldn't have made a
  difference!

Edgeworth:
  Ugggh!

Judge:
  Y-You're right! If the events
  occurred just as the witness
  has testified...

Judge:
  ...then the defendant couldn't
  have pushed the witness
  into the river.

Judge:
  Young lady!
  What is the meaning of this!?

Dahlia:
  Uuuh!

Dahlia:
  I... I... I, err...
  You see, I...

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  Just a moment, Your Honor!

Edgeworth:
  It's true that the witness
  testified that the defendant
  pushed her into the river...

Edgeworth:
  However! She never stated
  that she fell from the back
  end of the bridge!

Mia:
  What... What do you mean?

Edgeworth:
  After being shot in the
  arm, it's plausible that
  Mr. Fawles panicked!

Edgeworth:
  Therefore, he could have
  unwittingly pushed her off
  the side of the bridge!

Judge:
  If that's true, she would
  have fallen into the river!

Judge:
  Well, Miss Hawthorne!?
  Is Mr. Edgeworth's explanation
  correct...?

Dahlia:
  ...

Dahlia:
  Now that you mention it...

Dahlia:
  I do remember now.
  When I fell off the bridge...

Dahlia:
  ...my skirt got caught on one
  of the bridge's side wires!

Mia:
  You can't be serious!

Judge:
  Order! Order in the court!

Edgeworth:
  It seems Ms. Fey's assault
  has finally reached its
  conclusion.

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  (Not now, Mia...!
  This is no time to retreat!)

Mia:
  Unfortunately for you...
  this is just the start of
  Ms. Fey's assault!

Edgeworth:
  Wh-What?

Mia:
  I believe your reasoning
  went something like this,
  Mr. Edgeworth.

Mia:
  "After being shot in the
  arm, it's plausible that
  Mr. Fawles panicked!"

Mia:
  "Therefore, he could have
  unwittingly pushed her off
  the side of the bridge!"

Mia:
  However! Once again,
  I'm forced to say,
  "That's impossible!"

Edgeworth:
  R-Ridiculous!
  What's so impossible
  about it!?

Mia:
  Because your flawed logic
  contradicts the Court
  Record!

xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Mia:
x   This evidence shows the
x   fatal error you've made!
x
x Edgeworth:
x   ...
x   It's a fatal error, alright.
x
x Edgeworth:
x   Unfortunately...
x   The error is yours, not mine.
x
x Mia:
x   (Uh-oh, here it comes...)
x
x Judge:
x   Ms. Fey.
x
x Judge:
x   At this point in the trial,
x   I can't just let that pass!
x
x Mia:
x   Ouchie.
x
x Mia:
x   (Come on, Mia! Take your
x   time and think it over again!)
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present Witness's Photo*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  Your Honor!
  All of the answers are
  right here in this photo!

Mia:
  Take a look at the wires
  supporting both sides of the
  bridge!

Mia:
  They extend up to about
  five feet off the ground...

Mia:
  It would be impossible to
  push someone off from there!

Dahlia:
  NNNNOOOOOOO!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  B-But let's remember
  the size and strength of
  the defendant!

Edgeworth:
  Wires like this wouldn't be
  a problem for him!

Edgeworth:
  He could have easily picked
  up a 14 year old girl and
  thrown her over!

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  So young, and already so
  forgetful, Mr. Edgeworth.

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles had been shot
  in the right arm.

Judge:
  Ah...!

Mia:
  And more importantly...

Mia:
  ...Valerie Hawthorne had
  her gun trained on him...
  at point-blank range!

Edgeworth:
  Ugh...!

Mia:
  So! Mr. Fawles throwing the
  witness off the bridge? That
  is clearly impossible!

Edgeworth:
  GWAAAAAAAHHH!

Judge:
  Order! Order!
  Wh-What is the meaning
  of this!?

Mia:
  Dahlia Hawthorne!

Mia:
  You jumped into the Eagle
  River intentionally!

Judge:
  What...!?
  What is this...!?

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  Indeed! What do you mean
  by such a ridiculous remark!?

Dahlia:
  Y-Yes! It's ridiculous!

Dahlia:
  My sister was there
  to help me!

Dahlia:
  She had her gun and handcuffs.
  She could have saved me...

Dahlia:
  Jumping into a raging river
  like that...
  That would have been suicide!

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  Perhaps...
  But still, that's exactly
  what you did!

Mia:
  You were probably confident
  that you could handle
  the swift current.

Mia:
  But even more so...

Mia:
  ...the witness had a much
  more compelling reason for
  jumping into the river!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  Oh? Then what was it!? What
  was so important that she'd
  want to jump into the river!?

Mia:
  The witness is still alive.
  This fact alone explains
  everything!

Mia:
  This is why she risked her
  life by jumping into the
  rapids of the Eagle River!

xxx Present something wrong xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
x
x Mia:
x   *TAKE THAT!*
x
x Edgeworth:
x   That isn't even worth a reply.
x
x Edgeworth:
x   Ms. Fey. I hold you
x   personally responsible...
x
x Edgeworth:
x   ...for confusing the court
x   and causing great emotional
x   pain to the witness!
x
x Judge:
x   I have no choice but to
x   impose a penalty on you.
x
x Mia:
x   (This is an easy one, Mia!
x   What was it she was after...?)
x
x Mia:
x   (Even Edgeworth
x   must have realized it...!)
x
x RETURN TO QUESTION
x
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

*Present Diamond*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  Five years ago...

Mia:
  ...something else disappeared
  along with Dahlia that day.

Mia:
  The item that Valerie brought
  up the mountain with her...
  The 2 million dollar diamond!

Dahlia:
  ...!

Edgeworth:
  AAAAAHHH!!
  N... No...
  It-It can't be...!

Mia:
  Yes. Dahlia had it all planned
  from the beginning!

Mia:
  The 2 million dollars...
  She was going to keep it
  all for herself!

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  She forced Mr. Fawles to help
  her fake the kidnapping...

          *BANG!*

Mia:
  At the last minute, she
  betrayed him and threw
  herself into the river...

Mia:
  ...with the ransom tucked away
  safely in her backpack...

--------------------------------------------

Edgeworth:
  Why that's... that's simply
  ridiculous!

Judge:
  Order! Order! Order!

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  Y-Your Honor!
  Five years ago, the witness
  was only 14 years old!

Edgeworth:
  Do you really think a
  14 year old is capable
  of such a demonic plan!?

Mia:
  This woman IS a demon.

Mia:
  And there was one more person
  who helped make a demon out
  of her.

Mia:
  Her sister...
  Valerie Hawthorne.

Judge:
  Y-You mean the victim was
  involved in the kidnapping
  plot as well!?

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  But she was a detective then!
  You're saying she participated
  in her sister's kidnapping!?

Mia:
  Precisely!

Mia:
  I'm sure that it weighed
  heavily on her conscience for
  the past 5 years.

Mia:
  This is the sole reason
  behind the victim's murder.

Judge:
  What do you mean by that?

Mia:
  On the day of the murder...

Mia:
  ...after receiving the phone
  call from Mr. Fawles, Valerie
  called her sister, Dahlia.

Mia:
  And then she told her what
  she was planning to do.

Judge:
  "Planning to do"...?

Edgeworth:
  She was going to tell the
  whole truth... As she wrote
  in her note!

Mia:
  THAT is what sealed Valerie
  Hawthorne's fate...

Mia:
  THAT is when you hatched your
  demonic plan to kill two birds
  with one stone.

Mia:
  A plan that would ensure
  neither of your accomplices
  to the kidnapping would talk.

Mia:
  And THAT is why...

Mia:
  ...you killed your sister,
  Valerie Hawthorne!

  ...
  Hee hee...

Judge:
  Wh-Who is that!?
  Laughing at a time like this!

Dahlia:
  Forgive me.
  It's just hilarious...

Judge:
  W-Witness?
  Is that you?

Dahlia:
  You amuse me, woman!
  MS. MIA FEY...

Mia:
  ...!

Dahlia:
  You can certainly weave an
  exciting tale...

Dahlia:
  Naturally...
  you have the evidence
  to back it up, don't you?

Mia:
  Ev-Evidence...?

Dahlia:
  Evidence that I planned the
  kidnapping, of course...

Dahlia:
  That at 14, I plotted it with
  Mr. Fawles and my sister.

Mia:
  W-Well, I...

Dahlia:
  And one more thing.

Dahlia:
  What happened to the
  2 million dollar diamond?

Dahlia:
  If you can't provide evidence
  to at least show that...

Judge:
  Hmmmmm...
  Well, Ms. Fey?

Mia:
  I...
  I don't know...

Dahlia:
  What a joke.
  YOU, MS. FEY...
  Are you stupid or something?

Mia:
  Nnrgh...!

Mia:
  (How can I prove a fake
  kidnapping that happened
  5 years ago!?)

Mia:
  (I don't even have decisive
  proof of Valerie Hawthorne's
  murder...)

Judge:
  Well it seems...
  that we've come to the end.

Judge:
  To be honest, the witness's
  behavior does raise certain
  suspicions...

Judge:
  However, I am forced to reject
  the assertions made by the
  defense.

Dahlia:
  Of course you are.

Mia:
  (Is this it...?
  Is it really over...?)

Mia:
  (That girl has made a fool
  of me and there's nothing
  I can do about it!)

Armando:
  Ha...!

Armando:
  Without evidence the trial
  is over? Who decided that?

Mia:
  M-Mr. Armando!

Armando:
  Come on now, Kitten. Haven't
  you figured out that you
  can make your own rules?

Armando:
  For example, even if there's
  no evidence, there's still
  testimony!

Mia:
  (T-Testimony...?)

Armando:
  On the day in question,
  Dahlia Hawthorne murdered
  her sister, Valerie Hawthorne.

Armando:
  She hid her body in the trunk
  of Mr. Fawles's stolen car and
  then went to meet with him...

Armando:
  ...disguised as her sister,
  Valerie Hawthorne.
  That's what you think, right?

Mia:
  Y-Yes, that's right...

Armando:
  In that case, there's only
  one answer, right?

Armando:
  There is only one person
  left who can testify about
  Valerie Hawthorne's murder!

Mia:
  (Since there's no proof,
  there's only one thing left
  to do!)

Mia:
  (Who is the one person who
  can testify to that demon
  woman's crimes...?)

*** Present something wrong ****************
*
* Mia:
*   *TAKE THAT!*
*
* Armando:
*   Listen up.
*   This is your last chance.
*
* Armando:
*   Think it over carefully
*   one more time.
*
* Mia:
*   (Relax, Mia! This is easy...!)
*
* RETURN TO QUESTION
*
********************************************

*Present Terry Fawles profile*

Mia:
  *TAKE THAT!*

Mia:
  Your Honor!
  The defense wishes to call
  a new witness!

Judge:
  A new witness?

Mia:
  Yes! We would like to hear the
  testimony of Terry Fawles!

Edgeworth:
  The defendant...!?

Mia:
  There's only one person that
  can shed any further light
  on the situation...

Mia:
  Only one person that knows
  what Dahlia's role in the
  kidnapping was...

Mia:
  Only one person that can say
  whether the person in the
  photo is Valerie Hawthorne...

Mia:
  ...or whether it was in fact
  her younger sister Dahlia,
  disguised as her.

Mia:
  There's only one person who
  can solve this riddle once
  and for all...

Mia:
  And that person is...
  Terry Fawles!

Judge:
  Well, Mr. Edgeworth?
  What is your take on this?

Edgeworth:
  ...

Edgeworth:
  Why not?
  The prosecution has no
  objection.

Judge:
  Very well.

Judge:
  Bailiff!
  Bring the defendant to the
  witness stand!

Mia:
  (This is my last chance,
  Mr. Fawles...)

Mia:
  (My last chance to establish
  Dahlia's guilt...)

Mia:
  (You're all I have left!)

--------------------------------------------

Judge:
  Defendant, you've heard
  everything that's been said
  up to this point, yes?

Fawles:
  Uhh... Umm...
  I don't believe it! No way!

Fawles:
  Dahlia died! Five years ago!
  Valerie betrayed me!

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles...

Mia:
  I don't know what she said
  to you 5 years ago, but one
  thing is clear.

Mia:
  Dahlia is very much alive.

Mia:
  And you were used.
  For 2 million dollars.

Fawles:
  That's... Not... True...

Judge:
  Mr. Fawles.
  There's only one question
  I want the answer to.

Judge:
  Two days ago on Dusky
  Bridge... who did you meet?

Judge:
  Was it Valerie Hawthorne?
  Or was it Dahlia Hawthorne?

Fawles:
  Dahlia... Dahlia...
  Did you... betray me?

Fawles:
  ...

Fawles:
  Five years ago she promised...
  She promised... Never, ever
  betray each other...

Dahlia:
  Terry...

Fawles:
  Dahlia!

Dawles:
  It-It's true!
  You are alive...!

Dahlia:
  You don't trust me anymore?
  That makes me sad.

Fawles:
  Tell the truth!
  The real truth!
  I... I believed in you!

Dahlia:
  ...
  I shouldn't NEED to say it.
  You should already know...

Fawles:
  ...!

Dahlia:
  But...
  There is one thing
  that I WILL say.

Dahlia:
  My life is in your hands
  right now, Terry.

Fawles:
  Dah...lia...

Judge:
  I will allow Mr. Fawles to
  testify once and once only.

Judge:
  Well then, Mr. Fawles.
  Yours will be the final
  testimony in this trial.

Fawles:
  ...

Judge:
  Witness!

Fawles:
  GAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

Judge:
  Eeeeek!
  I'm sorry!
  I apologize!

Fawles:
  Uwah! Uwah! UWAAAAH!!
  W-Water!
  P-Please! Water!

Mia:
  Hmm?

Fawles:
  Can't talk...
  Need water...

Armando:
  Ha...!
  Oh well, I guess it'll have
  to be my coffee instead.

Armando:
  At least it'll match the way
  he's probably feeling right
  now...

Armando:
  Darker and bitterer than
  Hell itself.

Fawles:
  UWAAAAAH...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

WITNESS TESTIMONY
-- Who Terry Fawles Saw --

(1)
Fawles:
  That day... 4 PM...
  I stopped the car.
  I was in front of bridge...

(2)
Fawles:
  She wasn't there...
  So, I waited on bridge.

(3)
Fawles:
  I watched my car from
  bridge. I never put no body
  in that car!

(4)
Fawles:
  Finally, one woman came.
  She stood front of me.

(5)
Fawles:
  We talked...
  Then she left.

(6)
Fawles:
  That was... That was Valerie.
  Not my Dahlia!

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles!
  You're covering for her!

Mia:
  Do you think she would
  do the same for you...!?

Edgeworth:
  *OBJECTION!*

Edgeworth:
  That's enough, Ms. Fey!

Edgeworth:
  His last statement was a
  fitting way to end the final
  testimony of the trial...

Mia:
  ...!

Judge:
  Well then, Ms. Fey...
  Please proceed with your
  cross-examination.

Mia:
  (Is this how you want it to
  end, Mr. Fawles?)

Mia:
  (Another guilty verdict to go
  along with your death
  sentence!?)

Armando:
  There's only one person who
  can stop it... You, Kitten.
  ...I think.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

CROSS EXAMINATION
-- Who Terry Fawles Saw --

(1)
Fawles:
  That day... 4 PM...
  I stopped the car.
  I was in front of bridge...

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       According to the note, the
       meeting was supposed to
       take place at 4:30.

     Mia:
       You certainly arrived early,
       didn't you?

     Fawles:
       It was raining...
       Already dark, too...

     Mia:
       You waited on the bridge
       for 30 minutes?

     Fawles:
       ...

     Mia:
       Mr. Fawles...?

     Fawles:
       Eagle Mountain... That spot...
       Strong, strong memories...

     Mia:
       ...
       (Why did he just clam up?)

     Mia:
       (Could it be...
       he's hiding something here?)

(2)
Fawles:
  She wasn't there...
  So, I waited on bridge.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You were quite early, so you
       waited on the bridge, correct?

     Fawles:
       Yeah... I like waiting.
       I'm used to it.

     Armando:
       I'm sure he is. Zebra Boy
       waited 5 years to ask a
       single question...

     Armando:
       To find out why a woman
       betrayed him.

     Armando:
       To him, 30 minutes must've
       been like a blink of the eye.

(3)
Fawles:
  I watched my car from
  bridge. I never put no body
  in that car!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       You were watching the car?

     Fawles:
       That bridge. Other side is
       broken. Nobody can come
       from there.

     Fawles:
       So... I was watching car.

     Edgeworth:
       *sigh*...
       What else were you expecting
       him to do...?

     Mia:
       (I suppose that's the obvious
       thing to do, but...)

     Mia:
       (...something's bothering me.
       I'm getting that feeling...
       A contradiction?)

     Judge:
       I wonder what's on the other
       side of the broken bridge
       anyway?

     Edgeworth:
       No one lives there.

     Edgeworth:
       There's a small shrine up on
       the mountain, but that's it...

     Fawles:
       Anyway...! Nobody came...
       No car, nothing!

(4)
Fawles:
  Finally, one woman came.
  She stood front of me.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       Mr. Fawles.
       Think carefully now.

     Mia:
       Are you certain that it was
       Valerie Hawthorne?

     Fawles:
       Uh. Uh. Uh...

     Fawles:
       I never lie!
       It-It's the truth!

     Fawles:
       It was... Valerie!
       I remembered her face!

     Mia:
       Wait a minute. If you had
       remembered her face...

     Mia:
       ...then why did you make
       her wear a scarf as
       identification?

     Fawles:
       ...
       Uh.
       Sorry. I told a little lie.

     Mia:
       ......

     Fawles:
       But! The woman I met...
       She was different from
       woman standing here now!

     Fawles:
       She was different!
       It was Valerie!

(5)
Fawles:
  We talked...
  Then she left.

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       What did you talk to her
       about anyway?

     Fawles:
       ...

     Mia:
       Mr. Fawles!

     Fawles:
       Valerie told the truth.
       About the kidnapping
       5 years ago.

     Fawles:
       She said, "Someone needed
       to take the blame for it"...

     Fawles:
       "That was all I could
       think to do."
       She said that.

     Fawles:
       That's why she lied...
       Got me the death penalty...

     Edgeworth:
       And were you satisfied with
       that answer, witness?

     Fawles:
       Dahlia died...
       It was my fault.

     Fawles:
       But I don't really remember...

     Fawles:
       Maybe I did...
       Maybe I did push her in...

     Mia:
       ...!

     Fawles:
       It don't matter no more...

     Fawles:
       Either way... My Dahlia...
       My sweet Teen Angel... Dead.

     Mia:
       (But you just saw that
       she isn't dead!)

     Fawles:
       After Valerie talk to me on
       bridge...
       Nothing left to live for...

(6)
Fawles:
  That was... That was Valerie.
  Not my Dahlia!

     Mia:
       *HOLD IT!*

     Mia:
       How can you be so sure!?

     Mia:
       It was raining at the time,
       and sunset that day was
       at 5 o'clock.

     Mia:
       It would have already been
       pretty dark on that mountain
       at 4:30!

     Fawles:
       ...

     Mia:
       Please Mr. Fawles!
       This is your last chance!

     Mia:
       You've already taken the fall
       once for something you
       didn't do!

     Fawles:
       ...

     Fawles:
       That woman...
       It wasn't Dahlia.

     Edgeworth:
       Stop right there!
       What more needs to be said!?

     Judge:
       Hmmmmm.

     Mia:
       (Even if it means the death
       penalty. Even if it means
       taking the blame for murder...)

     Fawles:
       (You'll still do whatever is
       necessary to protect her...
       Won't you, Mr. Fawles?)

--------------------------------------------

Armando:
  I know it's obvious, but...
  he's clearly lying.

Armando:
  He's been cursed...
  by Dahlia Hawthorne.

Armando:
  He'll probably go to his grave
  still believing in her.

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles...

Armando:
  Even if you can show he's
  lying, the poor guy will still
  be cursed...

Armando:
  You'll still have to point out
  the contradiction anyway.

Armando:
  That's the curse of being
  a defense lawyer, I guess...

RETURN TO THE START OF CROSS-EXAMINATION

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*Present Witness's Photo* at (3)

Mia:
  *OBJECTION!*

Mia:
  So when you got to the bridge,
  no one had arrived, huh?

Mia:
  So you waited on the bridge...
  You're sure of that?

Fawles:
  ...
  Yeah. I'm sure.

Mia:
  You're sure, huh...?
  Well then I'm sure too,
  Mr. Fawles...

Mia:
  I'm sure that you're lying.

Fawles:
  Huh!
  Uhh...
  Wah...

Fawles:
  Wah! Wah! WAAAH!!

Edgeworth:
  Oh? I would love to hear
  your rationale on this,
  Ms. Fey...

Mia:
  You want to know who
  arrived at the bridge first?

Mia:
  Just look at this photo.
  It's perfectly clear.

Mia:
  Obviously the person that came
  first would be the one at the
  end of the bridge, right?

Edgeworth:
  B-But that's the victim at
  the end of the bridge!

Mia:
  Precisely my point.
  In other words, Mr. Fawles...

Mia:
  You must have arrived at the
  bridge after she did.

Fawles:
  Nng...
  Urkkk... Ahhh...
  Ggggaah... Blah...

Mia:
  ...

Mia:
  Umm, Mr. Fawles.

Mia:
  Please don't get so worked up.
  We just want the truth.

Fawles:
  ...

Fawles:
  I got there around 4 o'clock.
  It's true.

Mia:
  ...!

Fawles:
  I... I had somewhere to go.
  A special place...

Judge:
  Did you go to this special
  place before you went
  to the bridge?

Fawles:
  Yeah...
  It's an old temple about
  15 minutes from the bridge.

Fawles:
  Five years ago, me and
  Dahlia... We promised each
  other...

Fawles:
  We swore we wouldn't
  betray each other...

Fawles:
  She brought a memento...
  To represent... our love.

Mia:
  A memento...?

Fawles:
  Five years ago, I hid it
  under base of tree there.

Fawles:
  It's a special memory for me.
  This is it... This is what
  I went to get.

Judge:
  This little bottle on a
  necklace is your memento?

Judge:
  It's quite charming...
  but it looks empty.

Mia:
  Your Honor!
  You heard what my client said.

Mia:
  He arrived at the scene
  at 4 o'clock.

Mia:
  But he then left his car
  unattended and walked away!

Mia:
  He was gone for approximately
  30 minutes!

Edgeworth:
  Urk...!

Mia:
  With that much time...

Mia:
  ...Dahlia Hawthorne could have
  easily hidden the body in the
  trunk of his car!

Edgeworth:
  N-NOOOOOOO!

Judge:
  Indeed...
  There certainly was enough
  time for it!

Mia:
  (I've still got a chance!)

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles!
  There's no mistaking it!

Fawles:
  ............

Fawles:
  Urp!

Mia:
  Huh?
  Mr. Fawles...!?

Fawles:
  Th-That's enough...
  Please...

Judge:
  W-Witness?

Fawles:
  I-I promised her...
  5 years ago...

Fawles:
  If it ever happens...

Fawles:
  ...that we can't trust
  each other no more...
  Then...

Fawles:
  ...we're supposed to...
  drink... bottle... Ugh...

Edgeworth:
  N-No! Stop the trial!
  Your Honor! We need a recess!

Fawles:
  I... I was stupid...
  Couldn't... keep... promise...

Fawles:
  So I did it...
  I... drank... this...

Mia:
  No! We are so close!
  Just a little more...

Mia:
  I was going to prove
  your innocence!

Fawles:
  No... Don't want that...
  Don't... trust... self...

Fawles:
  Maybe kill again...
  Kill sweet Dahlia... again...

Mia:
  Mr. Fawles!

Fawles:
  Mr. Ar... Armando...

Fawles:
  Th-Thanks...
  For the... coffee...

Mia:
  MR. FAAAAAAAAWLES!!!!

--------------------------------------------

Mia:
  And so my first trial ended...
  Suddenly, and tragically.

Mia:
  It ended with no winners...
  Only losers.

Mia:
  I ended up with a wound that
  cut so deep into my soul,
  I thought it'd never heal.

Mia:
  I'm sure it was the same for
  the young prosecutor as well.

Mia:
  But one person...

Mia:
  The true criminal,
  Dahlia Hawthorne...

Mia:
  She left the courtroom with
  a secret smile on her
  demonically sweet face.

--------------------------------------------

Armando:
  Unforgivable...
  That witch...

Mia:
  M-Mr. Armando...

Armando:
  We were so close to the
  truth. It was right there in
  front of us.

Armando:
  You were just a little
  too soft, Kitten...

Mia:
  It's my fault!
  It's all my fault that
  Mr. Fawles killed himself!

Armando:
  Don't cry, Kitten.
  You're going to make my
  coffee all salty.

Mia:
  I-I knew it...!
  I kn-knew I wasn't cut
  out for this...!

Armando:
  ...............
  Mia...

Mia:
  ...!

Armando:
  Don't you get it?
  You can't cry yet.

Armando:
  The only time a lawyer can
  cry is when it's all over.

Mia:
  M-Mr. Armando...

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  No matter how tough the
  case... No matter how
  bitter the memories...

  ...they always fade over time.
  Then you file them away and
  eventually forget them...

  One year later, in this very
  same courthouse...

  I, myself, got wrapped up in
  "that case".

  Only after that, did Dahlia
  Hawthorne get put on trial
  for her crimes.

  The verdict that was
  ultimately handed down
  to her was...

  "Guilty", of course.

  Naturally, when the verdict
  was read, she had a perfect,
  angelic smile on her face.

  It was finally all over.
  At least, that's what I
  thought at the time.

  Unfortunately...

  I couldn't have been
  more wrong...

  It's been 5 years, but now
  something has happened that's
  made me remember all this.



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  "Shichishito". The treasured
  Kurain Village heirloom whose
  name means "7 Branched Sword".

  It is said that this sacred
  sword represents life itself.

  Though the branches may
  appear to be infinite, the
  choices limitless...

  ...like our destinies, the
  sword comes to but one end.
  One merciless point.

  And when the silver cord, the
  fragile thread that binds us
  to this world, is severed...

  ...the illusion is revealed
  and the implacability of fate
  is finally laid bare...

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February 6, 9:48 AM
Wright & Co. Law Offices

Maya:
  Hey, Nick.

Phoenix:
  Yeah? What is it?

Maya:
  You know how I've got
  spiritual powers, unlike you?

Phoenix:
  Um, sure...
  You are a spirit medium,
  after all.

Maya:
  But just like you, if I don't
  keep my powers sharp,
  they get dull, right?

Phoenix:
  Um... I guess so, yeah.

Maya:
  Glad you agree!
  OK, Pearly! You're up!

Phoenix:
  (Pearls...?)

Pearl:
  So! That's why we need to
  go on a special "Spiritual
  Hot Spot Tour", Mr. Nick!

Phoenix:
  ...Huh? I'm lost.
  What's this magazine you're
  shoving in my face?

Pearl:
  It's the New Year's issue of
  "Oh! Cult!", Winter Spiritual
  Locations Special!

Phoenix:
  ...Oh.
  (Pearls looks so happy.)

Maya:
  "Maximize your spiritual
  powers with just one night
  of intensive training!"

Maya:
  ...Oh! It sounds too good to
  be true!

Phoenix:
  I'll say.
  It sounds more like a scam
  to me.

Maya:
  It's at a spiritual retreat
  called "Hazakura Temple".

Maya:
  It's way up in the mountains,
  and I bet it's nice and cold.
  ...Just perfect for training!

Phoenix:
  (Now I definitely don't
  want to go...)

Maya:
  You know, I think I've heard
  of this temple before. It's a
  famous channeling dojo.

Maya:
  It's hard for even real spirit
  mediums like us to make
  reservations up there!

Phoenix:
  Reservations...?
  For a temple?
  Are you serious?

Pearl:
  Don't worry!
  I've already made special
  reservations, just for us!

Maya:
  Yeah! And I signed up for the
  "Special Course"!

Phoenix:
  Th-That's nice.
  And the timing couldn't
  be better.

Phoenix:
  ...Since we don't have a case
  right now anyway.

Maya:
  Alrighty then! It's settled!

Maya:
  Well, come on!
  Don't just stand there!
  Start packing your stuff!

Pearl:
  Yes, Mr. Nick!
  You'd better start packing
  your stuff!

Phoenix:
  Huh...?
  M-ME!?
  Why do I have to go!?

Maya:
  Well, we have to be
  accompanied by someone
  over 20 years old.

Phoenix:
  Hey! I don't have anything to
  do with spirit power. The only
  thing I can channel is a TV.

Phoenix:
  ...
  So, um, is there a heated pool
  at this "Hazakura Temple"?

Pearl:
  No, but you can stand
  under a freezing waterfall!

Phoenix:
  ...

Phoenix:
  Sorry, but I think I'll pass.
  I hate cold places.

Maya:
  Whaaat!? No way!
  How can you be so selfish!?

Pearl:
  Come on, Mr. Nick!
  Look at this place!
  Doesn't it look beautiful!?

Phoenix:
  Nope. Not going. I'm gonna be
  nice and toasty at home.......
  .................What the...!?

Pearl:
  Wh-What is it, Mr. Nick?

Phoenix:
  Let me see that magazine!

Phoenix:
  Th-This nun...

Maya:
  Is she a friend of yours
  or something, Nick?

Phoenix:
  (Th-This girl...
  I-It's...!)

--------------------------------------------

Dahlia:
  My name is Dahlia Hawthorne.

Dahlia:
  I just want to say...
  It's an honor for me to be
  here in your noble presence.

Dahlia:
  Honestly, how can any woman
  ever count on you for
  anything?

Dahlia:
  ...You disgust me!

--------------------------------------------

Phoenix:
  But...
  It can't be!

Phoenix:
  (She was found guilty and
  should still be in prison...)

Pearl:
  ...Mr. Nick?

Phoenix:
  ...
  I'll go.

Maya:
  Huh...?

Phoenix:
  Hazakura Temple...
  I said I'll go.

Maya:
  Yay!
  Isn't that great, Pearly!?

Pearl:
  Yes! Oh, thank you!
  Thank you, Mr. Nick!

Pearl:
  You'd do anything for Mystic
  Maya, right? Even walk over
  burning coals, right!?

*"Oh! Cult!" New Year's
Issue received from Pearls.*

--------------------------------------------

Phoenix:
  (Dahlia Hawthorne...)

Phoenix:
  (I knew there was no way she
  could possibly be at that
  temple...)

Phoenix:
  (But, I just had to
  be see for myself...)

Phoenix:
  (...who this "nun"
  really was.)

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February 7, 3:24 PM
Hazakura Temple
Main Gate

Maya:
  Brrrrr... It-It-It's so
  c-c-cold here, Nick!

Phoenix:
  Maybe you should put on
  something warmer for a change!

Maya:
  W-W-Well, it's supposed
  to be c-c-cold...
  It's t-t-training.

Maya:
  ...Ah-Achoo!

Phoenix:
  (Her teeth are chattering so
  loudly, it's all I can do to
  make out what she's saying...)

Pearl:
  Wow, Mystic Maya! So this is
  the famous Hazakura Temple!

Maya:
  P-P-P-Pearly...
  I-I-I-I...
  Ah-Achoo!

? ? ?:
  Well, well, well...
  How nice to see you here.
  Welcome to our temple!

Maya:
  Oh...! Th-Th-Thank you...
  Ah-Achoo!

? ? ?:
  Oh my, my, my...
  Thank you for coming
  all this way.

? ? ?:
  Come now, come now.
  You must have been cold.

Phoenix:
  What's with the past tense...?
  We're freezing into human
  popsicles as we spea--!

? ? ?:
  Ho ho ho.
  Well, we are high up in
  the mountains after all.

? ? ?:
  In any case, we shouldn't
  speak here.
  ...Please follow me inside.

Maya:
  Th-Thank you. I was starting
  to think I would pass--

? ? ?:
  Oh! Yes, yes!
  I almost forgot to
  introduce myself.

Bikini:
  I'm the head nun here at
  the temple. My name is Bikini.

Maya:
  B-B-B-Bikini...!?

Bikini:
  That's riiight!

Bikini:
  Actually, that's my
  "temple" name.
  What do you think?

Bikini:
  It's a tradition to have one,
  and I wanted something that
  has a nice image to it.

Bikini:
  So I thought, "Why not choose
  a bikini?" Besides, it makes
  me seem younger.

Bikini:
  Wa ha ha ha! Ho ho ho!

Maya:
  It certainly does!
  Oh, I signed up for your
  "Special Course"!

Bikini:
  Well, my, my, my.
  Quite brave of you
  considering how cold it is!

Bikini:
  Young people can be so
  reckless with their health!

Bikini:
  Don't blame me if you become
  one with those you channel.
  Wa ha ha! Ho ho ho!

Pearl:
  R-Reckless...?

Maya:
  "Wa ha ha"...?

Pearl:
  Maybe you should take it easy
  tonight, Mystic Maya...
  We can come back another day.

Maya:
  But you went through
  all that trouble to get
  reservations for m--

Bikini:
  Yes, yes, yes, that's right!
  You've come all this way, so
  please, enjoy yourselves!

Bikini:
  There's still time before
  supper, so why don't you
  have a look around?

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ The gate +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   What do you think, Nick?
+   Pretty awesome gate, huh?
+
+ Phoenix:
+   It sure is...
+   It looks pretty well
+   maintained, too.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   This thing kinda puts your
+   hometown to shame, Maya.
+
+ Maya:
+   Yeah... Well, a lot of things
+   have happened in Kurain
+   Village.
+
+ Maya:
+   We used to be a lot richer,
+   back when people hired us
+   to perform channelings.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Oh, I see... But now the place
+   looks a bit run down...
+
+ Maya:
+   Hmm... I guess I was just
+   born in the wrong time.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ The Main Hall ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   That looks like the Main Hall
+   where we'll be staying
+   tonight.
+
+ Maya:
+   From here, it looks like one
+   of those ice hotels you
+   always hear about!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...They gotta have a heater
+   or something in there, don't
+   you think? I don't wanna die.
+
+ Maya:
+   I'm not worried, I brought
+   my hot-water bottle.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Did you bring one for me?
+
+ Maya:
+   What are you talking
+   about, Nick?
+
+ Maya:
+   Who carries around
+   2 hot-water bottles?
+
+ Phoenix:
+   (Brr! If the cold doesn't
+   kill me, the ice queen over
+   here will finish the job...)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Bell tower +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   Oh, look! It's a cute
+   little bell tower!
+
+ Maya:
+   I absolutely love the
+   sound of a giant bell!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Oh?
+   So, which do you like better?
+   That or the sound of money?
+
+ Maya:
+   ...!
+   ......
+
+ Maya:
+   Sorry, but I'll take money
+   for the win, Nick.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Wh-What are you
+   apologizing for?
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Snowmobile +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   Oh look, it's one of those
+   snow motorcycle things!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Most people call that a
+   "snowmobile", you know.
+
+ Maya:
+   "Snow motorcycle things",
+   "Snowblowmeal".
+   Same thing.
+
+ Maya:
+   Hmm... Too bad we didn't
+   invite Desirée.
+
+ Maya:
+   I bet she could race like the
+   wind on this "Slowmobile"!
+
+ Maya:
+   Or maybe she'd give me ride
+   on this "Blowsnowbile".
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Argh!
+   I told you, it's "snowmobile"!
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


TALK (TO BIKINI)
----------------

>>> Channeling dojo >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Phoenix:
>   Umm...
>   So what's a "channeling dojo"
>   anyway?
>
> Bikini:
>   Oh my, my, my...
>   You don't even know that?
>
> Maya:
>   Forgive him, Sister;
>   for he knows not what
>   he is saying.
>
> Bikini:
>   Well, well, well.
>   Just call me Bikini and
>   forget that "Sister" part.
>
> Bikini:
>   A channeling dojo is basically
>   a spiritual power training
>   ground.
>
> Bikini:
>   We have special holy items
>   prepared here to help people
>   boost their spiritual power.
>
> Phoenix:
>   H-Holy items...?
>
> Bikini:
>   If you train an entire evening
>   surrounded by these items...
>   Aaah. It's quite mysterious.
>
> Bikini:
>   The spiritual power of these
>   items seems to envelop you.
>   Wa ha ha ha.
>
> Phoenix:
>   (Wow, she must have just
>   gotten off the trolley from
>   the land of make-believe...)
>
> Maya:
>   Um, so what exactly is the
>   "Special Course"...?
>
> Bikini:
>   You must be incredibly
>   devoted to be interested in
>   that at such a young age!
>
> Bikini:
>   It's a training session where
>   you sit on a block of spirit
>   ice and chant a spell...
>
> Bikini:
>   ...30,000 times! All while
>   being showered in freezing
>   cold spirit water.
>
> Maya:
>   Eh...?
>
> Bikini:
>   It's February now, right?
>   You have to be careful this
>   time of the year...
>
> Bikini:
>   If you don't watch it, you'll
>   catch pneumonia or maybe
>   even die of hypothermia...
>
> Bikini:
>   So be careful, you hear?
>   Wa ha ha. Ho ho ho. Ha!
>
> Maya:
>   How am I supposed to
>   "be careful"...?
>
> Pearl:
>   Oh no... I knew I shouldn't
>   have signed Mystic Maya up
>   for this...
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> The other nun >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Phoenix:
>   Umm, Sister...
>   About this picture...
>
> Bikini:
>   Well, well. Look at that.
>   I must say I look rather
>   divine here, don't you think?
>
> Phoenix:
>   Oh, um, yeah.
>   Unforgettable in every way.
>
> Bikini:
>   You mean it? Oh, I knew it!
>   Wa ha ha ha! Ho ho ho ho!
>
> Bikini:
>   The makeup was pretty
>   tough, but Iris helped
>   me out.
>
> Maya:
>   "Iris"...?
>
> Bikini:
>   The cute little girl in the
>   photo. She looks just like
>   me, doesn't she?
>
> Bikini:
>   We're just a small temple
>   here, so she and I run
>   the entire place.
>
> Maya:
>   Really?
>   That kinda sounds like fu--
>
> Phoenix:
>   Sorry to cut in, but...!
>
> Phoenix:
>   This "Iris"... Where is
>   she right now?
>
> Bikini:
>   Oh! Just listen to you!
>
> Bikini:
>   You haven't come all the
>   way up here just to find a
>   girlfriend, have you?
>
> Pearl:
>   ...
>   *glare*
>
> Phoenix:
>   No, no, no!
>   Th-That's not what I had
>   in mind at all...
>
> Bikini:
>   Anyway, Iris is in the
>   Inner Temple preparing
>   for this evening.
>
> Maya:
>   Inner Temple...?
>
> Bikini:
>   Yes, yes, that's right.
>   Iris will be back this
>   evening.
>
> Bikini:
>   Why don't you go have a look
>   at the Main Hall for now?
>   Wa ha. Wa ha ha ha ha.
>
> Phoenix:
>   (So she's in the Inner Temple,
>   huh...)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


PRESENT (TO BIKINI)
-------------------

*** Anything *******************************
*
* Phoenix:
*   Um, do you think you
*   could take a look at this?
*
* Bikini:
*   I may not look like it,
*   but I can tell you I'm
*   very much in demand.
*
* Bikini:
*   And to be quite honest,
*   I'm finding this a little
*   difficult to say...
*
* Pearl:
*   ...What IS she trying to
*   say, Mr. Nick?
*
* Phoenix:
*   I think she's trying to
*   say that she's busy.
*
* Maya:
*   But seriously Nick,
*   what's the deal?
*
* Maya:
*   Nothing has even happened
*   yet and you're already shoving
*   evidence into people's faces.
*
* Maya:
*   You need to forget about
*   work and relax a little.
*
* Pearl:
*   Try to have some fun, OK
*   Mr. Nick?
*
* Phoenix:
*   Y-Yeah, you're right...
*   (Sure. Pin the hypothermia on
*   the lawyer is great fun!)
*
********************************************

MOVE TO: "Main Hall"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 7
Hazakura Temple
Main Hall

Maya:
  Th-Th-The Main Hall...
  I th-think it's even
  c-c-c-colder in here! Achoo!

Pearl:
  Ah! Mr. Nick!
  Do you smell that?
  It smells like meat and gravy!

Maya:
  Yeah, you're right! I guess
  it's pot roast for tonight!
  Yum!

Phoenix:
  ...Weird. I thought they would
  serve something a little
  more... well, traditional.

Maya:
  What are you talking
  about, Nick!?

Maya:
  You think monks and nuns
  just sit around eating rice
  gruel all the time!?

Pearl:
  Mystic Maya is right! Ooh! I
  hope there's mashed potatoes,
  too! I love mashed potatoes!

? ? ?:
  Ha ha ha...
  What a cute little acolyte!

? ? ?:
  Greetings to all of you.

Phoenix:
  Oh... Um, hello.

Phoenix:
  (Wow, this lady makes Maya
  look like a 6.8/10 on the
  weirdness scale.)

Maya:
  Your outfit...
  Did you come here for the
  Special Course, too...?

? ? ?:
  Ha, ha, ha...
  Unfortunately, no.
  Actually, I'm...

Pearl:
  Aaaaaaaaaah!

Pearl:
  Y-You're...!
  Y-You're...!

Pearl:
  You're Ms. Elise Deauxnim!

Elise:
  Yes, that's right...
  You know of me?

Pearl:
  M-M-My name...
  My name is Pearl Fey!

Pearl:
  I-I'm your biggest fan!

Maya:
  Who is she, Nick?

Phoenix:
  Hmm... I see it now...
  Zvarri! A fortune-teller...?

Pearl:
  I-I've got all your books,
  Ms. Deauxnim!

Elise:
  Ha, ha, ha...
  What a sweet thing to say.
  And please, call me Elise.

Phoenix:
  Um, "books"...?

Pearl:
  Mr. Nick, don't you know
  anything!? Don't you even
  know who this is?

Phoenix:
  Well, um...

Phoenix:
  ...An author, maybe?

Elise:
  Yes, and an illustrator.
  ...Of picture books.

Maya:
  Picture books, huh?
  Oh, now I get it...

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ Walls/Sliding doors ++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   I bet the writing on these
+   sliding doors are instructions
+   for spirit channeling...
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Kinda like how we scribbled
+   math formulas on the bathroom
+   walls to remember them.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Except we couldn't go to the
+   bathroom during tests... And
+   I can't read these walls.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Stuff on the floor +++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   There are straw zabuton
+   cushions arranged around
+   a hibachi brazier...
+
+ Phoenix:
+   I haven't seen a layout like
+   this since I saw this really
+   old Japanese movie on TV.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...If it wasn't for this
+   hibachi, they'd probably
+   freeze to death.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Altar ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   It's an altar. It looks a bit
+   old, but someone does a
+   good job taking care of it.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Speaking of altars, I remember
+   seeing one like this in Kurain
+   Village last year.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   I guess they really do have
+   something to do with
+   spiritual power after all.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Large Magatama on the altar ++++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   There's a laughably large
+   Magatama on the altar.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   If I can see Psyche-Locks
+   with the tiny Magatama I've
+   got...
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...I can only imagine what
+   kind of power this bad boy
+   has under his hood!
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Left corner near the altar +++++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   It's a stack of straw
+   zabuton cushions.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Maya told me this type of
+   zabuton is called "enza"...
+
+ Phoenix:
+   I suppose if I'd never come
+   here, I'd have missed out on
+   all these new things.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


TALK (TO ELISE)
---------------

>>> Elise Deauxnim >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Phoenix:
>   Um...
>   I'm sorry I didn't know
>   who you are.
>
> Phoenix:
>   I don't get a lot of chances
>   to really enjoy picture books.
>
> Elise:
>   It's alright.
>   I take no offense to that.
>
> Elise:
>   My books are nothing but
>   simple stories for children.
>
> Pearl:
>   And really beautiful pictures
>   too, Ms. Elise!
>
> Pearl:
>   Your books always make
>   me feel as if my heart
>   has been purified.
>
> Elise:
>   Ha ha ha...
>   It makes me feel very
>   happy to hear you say that.
>
> Phoenix:
>   (I do have to admit...)
>
> Phoenix:
>   (She certainly seems like
>   a kind, sensitive lady.)
>
> Pearl:
>   Ms. Elise won an award
>   last year for her book,
>   "The Magic Bottle"!
>
> Elise:
>   Yes... A friend of mine
>   secretly submitted a story
>   I had written to a publisher.
>
> Elise:
>   They liked it so much that
>   they asked if it was alright
>   to make it into a book.
>
> Phoenix:
>   Wow... It must have been
>   a really great story.
>
> Maya:
>   ...Maybe I should try to write
>   a children's book, too.
>
> Maya:
>   If I do, you can secretly
>   send it to a publisher for
>   me, Nick.
>
> Elise:
>   Recently, I've accepted a
>   sort of... apprentice you
>   might say.
>
> Phoenix:
>   An apprentice?
>
> Elise:
>   He calls himself Laurice...
>   Laurice Deauxnim.
>
> Elise:
>   I believe he's off doing some
>   landscape sketches now...
>
> Elise:
>   On Laurice's behalf as well,
>   I'd like to thank you for
>   your support.
>
> Pearl:
>   Of course, Ms. Elise!
>   Anything for you!
>
> Elise:
>   Ha ha ha...
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Why come here? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Pearl:
>   Um... Why did you come to
>   Hazakura Temple, Ms. Elise?
>
> Pearl:
>   Are you here... to do some
>   spiritual training?
>
> Elise:
>   Ha ha ha...
>   No, that's not it.
>
> Elise:
>   I'm actually here to gather
>   materials for a new book
>   I'm working on.
>
> Pearl:
>   Wow!
>   I-I can't wait to read it!
>
> Phoenix:
>   (Pearls is completely taken
>   with her...)
>
> Elise:
>   I wanted to do a book with
>   a more Japanese feel to it
>   this time.
>
> Phoenix:
>   ...So is that why you're
>   dressed like you are?
>
> Elise:
>   The children have a certain
>   image of me in their minds.
>
> Elise:
>   I don't want to
>   disappoint them...
>
> Phoenix:
>   (What can I say...
>   She's really a sweet lady...)
>
> Pearl:
>   Wow, Ms. Elise, you're dressed
>   up like a mountain nun!
>
> Elise:
>   Yes. The good people here
>   were kind enough to let
>   me borrow this...
>
> Elise:
>   I'm wearing training clothes
>   underneath my robe, as well.
>
> Maya:
>   ...I want a staff like that.
>
> Elise:
>   You like the crystal sphere?
>   It's real amethyst, you know.
>
> Maya:
>   Maybe we'll find one like
>   that up here on this
>   mountain.
>
> Maya:
>   Good luck, Nick!
>   I know you'll find me one!
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


PRESENT (TO ELISE)
------------------

*** Anything *******************************
*
* Phoenix:
*   Ms. Deauxnim?
*   What do you think about this?
*
* Pearl:
*   Mr. Nick!
*   Do you think Ms. Elise
*   is a suspect?
*
* Phoenix:
*   Huh...?
*
* Pearl:
*   You may be Mystic Maya's
*   special someone, but I won't
*   let you do this to Ms. Elise!
*
* Phoenix:
*   (A suspect? Why would I
*   suspect her of anything? It's
*   not like anything's happened.)
*
* Maya:
*   Isn't it cute, Nick? Pearly's
*   getting all overprotective of
*   her new friend.
*
********************************************

--------------------------------------------

*AFTER TALKING TO ELISE*

Elise:
  Well, you'll have to
  excuse me now...

Elise:
  I have to go help with the
  dinner preparations.

Pearl:
  Wow! You mean you're
  cooking dinner tonight?

Elise:
  That's right. Would you
  like to help too, Pearl?

Pearl:
  Yes, yes!
  I want to help with
  whatever I can!

Phoenix:
  (Pearls looks like she just
  won the lottery...)

Maya:
  Oh, I'll help too, then...

Elise:
  ...No, it's fine.
  Please don't worry about it.

Elise:
  Feel free to relax and explore
  the area with your friend.

Maya:
  Huh!? But...

Elise:
  ...Oh, yes!
  Please take this. I think
  it will be of help to you.

Elise:
  It's a map of the area.
  We wouldn't want you to
  get lost now, would we?

Phoenix:
  (The "Inner Temple"...
  There it is, on the other
  side of the bridge...)

Phoenix:
  Well, if you insist, I guess
  we'll take this chance to go
  check out the other temple.

*Hazakura Temple Map added
to the Court Record.*

Pearl:
  OK! I'll see you two
  later then!

Pearl:
  Remember!
  You're not allowed to fight!

Maya:
  Come on, Nick! Let's go!
  At least we'll stay warm
  if we keep moving!

MOVE TO: "Main Gate"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 7
Hazakura Temple
Main Gate

Maya:
  Huh? Where did
  Sister Bikini go?

Phoenix:
  I guess she went to the
  Inner Temple... To go
  help that other nun out.

Maya:
  Oh, right... I think her name
  is... Iris?

Phoenix:
  Y-Yeah...
  That was it.

Phoenix:
  (I want to find out who
  Iris really is, but I'm scared
  of what I'll find...)

Maya:
  ...?

MOVE TO: "Suspension Bridge"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 7
Dusky Bridge

Maya:
  Wow! Look at this broken
  down old bridge, Nick!

Phoenix:
  Y-Yeah, and look at that
  big canyon below us.

Maya:
  Hey! There's a river down
  there! It looks like it's
  flowing real fast!

Maya:
  ...What's wrong, Nick?
  You look like you've
  seen a ghost!

Phoenix:
  I-I'm just not very good
  with heights...

Maya:
  Oh...
  Hey! I've got it!

Maya:
  Maybe you should face your
  fear and try hurling yourself
  off the edge?

Maya:
  You know!
  One... Two... Three... Jump!

Maya:
  It might be just what
  you need to get over
  your fear of heights!

Phoenix:
  ...Yeah, death is a real
  good way to overcome
  phobias alright.

Phoenix:
  Anyway, it sure looks like a
  rickety bridge.

Maya:
  Can't argue there.

Maya:
  That's probably why
  it's called, "Dusty Bridge".

Phoenix:
  Read it again, Maya.
  It says, "Dusky Bridge".

Maya:
  Well, it's practically
  the same thing.

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ Cliff on the other side ++++++++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   It looks like it's about
+   20 yards to that cliff
+   over there.
+
+ Maya:
+   I guess that's where I'll be
+   training tonight.
+
+ Maya:
+   Do you want to train
+   with me, Nick?
+
+ Phoenix:
+   And do the Special Course?
+   I think not.
+
+ Maya:
+   But it'd be so great if you
+   had spiritual powers, too!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   (Really? "I see dead people"
+   sounds more like a
+   cause for alarm to me...)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Wooden sign on the left side +++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   There's a narrow path going
+   off in a different direction
+   than that of the Main Hall.
+
+ Maya:
+   The sign here is so old, the
+   text seems to have vanished.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   The path leads to a wooden
+   staircase that goes down to
+   the bottom of the canyon.
+
+ Maya:
+   OK, I'll write, "wooden
+   staircase" on it then.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...Do you really think that
+   is necessary? You'd have to be
+   blind not to see the stairs.
+
+ Maya:
+   Well, it can't hurt.
+   Just pass me a pencil, OK?
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Graffiti is a crime, Maya.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ The bridge +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   Come on, Nick!
+   Why don't we hop across
+   the bridge. It'll be fun!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   I'm not so sure... It looks
+   like a bunny hopping across
+   the bridge would destroy it.
+
+ Maya:
+   OK, Nick. Then let's try to
+   find a cute little white
+   bunny and test your theory.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   (That right there sums up
+   the fundamental difference
+   between sane and insane.)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Stone boulder ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Some letters are engraved
+   into a roughly cut boulder.
+
+ Maya:
+   "D-U-S-T-Y Bridge", huh?
+
+ Phoenix:
+   It says, "Dusky"!
+   "Dusky Bridge"! OK?
+
+ Maya:
+   C'mon, Nick! Take a look at
+   that bridge and tell me it's
+   not supposed to be "Dusty"!
+
+ Maya:
+   This sign is obviously wrong,
+   and I'm gonna fix it!
+   Now give me a pencil, Nick!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Do I look like a pencil holder
+   to you?
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Red public phone +++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   I can't believe there's
+   a public phone here.
+   Who would ever use it?
+
+ Phoenix:
+   The people who live here, I
+   guess. I doubt they have any
+   real phones there.
+
+ Maya:
+   Yeah, but it took like
+   20 minutes to walk here
+   from the Main Hall!
+
+ Maya:
+   ...
+
+ Maya:
+   It would've been smarter of
+   them to build the Main Hall
+   here, don't you think?
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...Maybe you should work
+   on channeling someone who
+   makes logical sense, Maya.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

MOVE TO: "Inner Temple Gate"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 7
Inner Temple Gate

Maya:
  Whoa, that bridge was shaking
  like jello in an earthquake.

Phoenix:
  ...

Maya:
  And at least half of the wood
  on that rickety bridge was
  rotting, I'd bet.

Phoenix:
  ...

Maya:
  Not to mention the last part
  only had like one board
  left on it!

Phoenix:
  ...

Maya:
  What's wrong with you?
  Your face is all green.

Phoenix:
  C-Can you not pick on me
  for a second?

Phoenix:
  I'm still trying to get over
  the shock that we made it
  safely across that death trap.

Maya:
  Yeah, I guess I'm a bit
  surprised, too...

Maya:
  Yikes! That "temple" is in
  bad shape. It looks like it
  could collapse anytime...

Phoenix:
  I guess people don't use
  it too often.

Phoenix:
  Is this really where you're
  going to train tonight?

Maya:
  That has to be it.

Maya:
  It's kinda creepy around
  here... Like a ghost might
  jump out at you or something!

Phoenix:
  (A spirit medium afraid of
  ghosts...? Isn't it ironic,
  don't you think?)

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ The bridge +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   I don't care how much you
+   pay me, I don't want to cross
+   that bridge again.
+
+ Maya:
+   No worries, Nick. No one is
+   offering you any money.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   That's because no reasonable
+   person would call that pile
+   of popsicle sticks a bridge!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   The latter half of it was
+   nothing more than a few planks
+   of wood and some string!
+
+ Maya:
+   Hey, if we want to get back,
+   we've got no choice but to
+   cross it again, you know.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Maybe I'll just stay... I've
+   always dreamed of living in
+   a little shack in the woods.
+
+ Maya:
+   ...Wow, you really are
+   scared, aren't you?
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Suspension wire ++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   It looks like this bridge
+   is suspended by 4 of
+   these wires.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...They're reeeally thin.
+   Shouldn't they be just a
+   little thicker...?
+
+ Maya:
+   Oh, stop it!
+   You're such a worrywart, Nick!
+
+ Maya:
+   If the bridge were really
+   going to collapse...
+
+ Maya:
+   ...I'm pretty sure the boards
+   would break before these
+   wires ever did!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...
+
+ Maya:
+   What's wrong?
+   You're turning into an
+   over-ripe avocado again.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Buddha statues +++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   Oh, wow!
+   Look at these neat
+   Buddha statues.
+
+ Maya:
+   Maybe I'll take one home
+   with me.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Maya!
+
+ Maya:
+   But there are so many.
+   They wouldn't notice if
+   I took just one.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Are you kidding?
+   Of course they'll notice!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   What are you gonna
+   do with one of those anyway?
+
+ Maya:
+   Put it in the office
+   of course!
+
+ Maya:
+   We can trade that wooden
+   statue in the office reception
+   area for one of these!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   (You know, come to think of
+   it, where did that wooden
+   statue come from anyway...?)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Incinerator ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   Hey! There's a giant robot
+   buried in the snow!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Well, there's something
+   buried in the snow, but...
+   I think it's an incinerator.
+
+ Maya:
+   Oh... Hee hee.
+   But you've gotta admit it
+   looks a lot like a robot.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Um, sure... Anyway, I don't
+   think it gets used much.
+   It's looking pretty rusty.
+
+ Maya:
+   Hey, Nick!
+   Do you think this Giant
+   Robo-cinerator can walk?
+
+ Phoenix:
+   I told you! It's not a robot!
+   ...And it's not especially big
+   either.
+
+ Maya:
+   Bah, you have no imagination.
+   I thought it'd be real neat if
+   you had to beat it to advance.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   (A fight between a lawyer and
+   an overgrown furnace? Who'd
+   ever pay to see that!?)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Yellow gate ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   Hey! A half-opened gate!
+   That's practically a welcome
+   mat!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Yeah, except the sign on
+   here says, "No Entry".
+
+ Maya:
+   Umm, Nick.
+
+ Maya:
+   Rules are made to be
+   broken, you know.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...You expect a lawyer to
+   go along with that?
+
+ Maya:
+   Oh, come on! You're such
+   an old lady sometimes!
+   Let's just go!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Don't blame it on me when
+   Sister Bikini puts a curse
+   on you.
+
+ Maya:
+   ...
+
+ Maya:
+   Now you've got me scared.
+   Um, let's just forget about
+   it, OK?
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Wooden log on left with sign +++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   Looks like there's something
+   written on it.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   I can't read it, but if I had
+   to take a good guess, I'd
+   say it says, "Inner Temple".
+
+ Maya:
+   What's the point of a sign
+   if you can't read it?
+
+ Maya:
+   Must be tough for the mailman
+   when he's delivering here.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   (I guess the sign is a good
+   indication of how long this
+   place has been here...)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ The gate +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   So that's the Inner Temple
+   up ahead, huh?
+
+ Phoenix:
+   It looks kinda run-down.
+
+ Maya:
+   Well, it wouldn't be very
+   temple-like if it was all
+   bright and shiny.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   So you're training here
+   tonight, huh?
+
+ Maya:
+   Yup!
+   Then everyone'll see my
+   spiritual powers!
+
+   ...Uuurrrgh...ggnngh...ggh...
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Sounds like your stomach
+   wants to show off its
+   digestive powers instead...
+
+ Maya:
+   I wonder if that roast
+   is ready yet?
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

MOVE TO: "Training Hall"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 7
Inner Temple
Training Hall

Phoenix:
  Man, look at this place...
  It's just a tiny,
  freezing-cold room.

Phoenix:
  So this is where you'll both
  be training, huh...

Maya:
  Huh?
  What do you mean, "both"?
  I'm the only one.

Phoenix:
  Really?
  But I thought...

Maya:
  Pearly's just a little kid.
  She couldn't handle this
  kind of intense training.

Phoenix:
  (So says the girl who I can
  barely hear over her bones
  chattering...)

Maya:
  Anyway... The real training
  room must be behind that
  door over there.

Maya:
  Yeah, I get the feeling it's
  back there, definitely.

Phoenix:
  (If only because the cavern
  behind that door is giving off
  a real supernatural feel...)

? ? ?:
  Um...

? ? ?:
  Excuse me, but...
  Who are you...?

? ? ?:
  ...Ah!
  ...

Phoenix:
  Y-You're...

Maya:
  Hi there! We're just looking
  around since we're going to
  be staying here tonight...

? ? ?:
  ...

Maya:
  ...?
  Is something wrong?

? ? ?:
  Uh, er, no!
  It-It's nothing...

Maya:
  I wonder why she spaced out
  like that. Don't you, Nick?

Phoenix:
  Uh...
  D-Did you say something,
  M-Maya?

Maya:
  ...
  Not you too, Nick...

Iris:
  I... M-My name is Iris.
  I'm one of the nuns here
  at this temple.

Maya:
  I'm Maya Fey.
  It's a pleasure to meet you!

Iris:
  The pleasure is mine...

Iris:
  ...

Iris:
  Oh, er, please excuse me!
  I have some... um, chores
  to attend to.

--------------------------------------------

Maya:
  She sure is beautiful...
  and a bit spacey, I guess...

Maya:
  I guess she's just not used
  to talking with urban
  sophisticates like us.

Phoenix:
  ...

Maya:
  Nick?

Phoenix:
  (That girl...
  It-It can't be, but...)

Maya:
  ...?

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ Dresser drawers ++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   Look at this antique dresser.
+   I wonder if there's anything
+   valuable inside.
+
+ Maya:
+   Let's have a look...
+
+ Maya:
+   Hmph... Nothing!
+   Just a bunch of clothes.
+
+ Maya:
+   Hey, Nick.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...
+   Huh! Oh, sorry.
+   I was just... thinking.
+
+ Maya:
+   Oh? About Iris, I bet!
+   Looks like you've been
+   bitten by the love bug, Nick!
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Sacred cavern entrance +++++++++++++++++
+
+ Maya:
+   The actual training area must
+   be on the other side of this
+   door. I wonder what it's like.
+
+ Maya:
+   Phooey...
+   It's locked.
+
+ Maya:
+   Come on, Nick!
+   You know you want to
+   open it for me!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...I can't.
+
+ Maya:
+   ...
+
+ Maya:
+   You've been in kind of a bad
+   mood lately, haven't you,
+   Nick?
+
+ Maya:
+   ...Zvarri!
+   I know what it is!
+   I-R-I-S.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   ...
+
+ Maya:
+   Ha ha ha ha ha!
+   */Iris and Nick, sitting
+   in a tree! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!*/
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Hanging scroll +++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   (A hanging scroll...
+   It doesn't look that
+   old either...)
+
+ Maya:
+   AAAAAAH!
+
+ Phoenix:
+   AAAAAAAAACK!
+   Wh-What is it!?
+   Why did you scream like that!?
+
+ Maya:
+   Th-This scroll...!
+
+ Maya:
+   It-It's my mother...
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Wh...
+   Whaaaaaaaat!?
+
+ Maya:
+   ...It's Misty Fey.
+   The Master of the Kurain
+   School of Channeling...
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Are... Are you sure?
+
+ Maya:
+   Yes...
+
+ Maya:
+   The crest at the top
+   of the scroll...
+
+ Maya:
+   That's the special mark of
+   the Master of our tradition.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   (So that's what the mark
+   means...)
+
+ Maya:
+   ...
+
+ Phoenix:
+   What is it?
+
+ Maya:
+   N-Nothing...
+
+ Maya:
+   It's just that... I last saw
+   her over 15 years ago...
+
+ Maya:
+   If it wasn't for that crest...
+   I wouldn't have even known
+   it was her.
+
+ Maya:
+   My own mother... And I can't
+   even recognize her face.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   Maya...
+
+ *Hanging Scroll added
+ to the Court Record.*
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Hanging scroll (again) +++++++++++++++++
+
+ Phoenix:
+   It's a hanging wall scroll
+   showing Maya's mother,
+   Misty Fey.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   It's not that old.
+   That crest at the top is the
+   official mark of the Master.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   I wonder if this temple has
+   some sort of connection to
+   the Fey family...
+
+ Maya:
+   I think it does, actually.
+
+ Maya:
+   Supposedly, it was founded by
+   a branch family member of
+   the Kurain School.
+
+ Phoenix:
+   (I'll have to ask Bikini in
+   more detail when I get the
+   chance...)
+
+ Phoenix:
+   (About Maya... And the
+   Fey family in general.)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

MOVE TO: "Suspension Bridge"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 7
Dusky Bridge

Maya:
  Whew, we managed to make
  it across Dusty Bridge.

Phoenix:
  ...

Maya:
  Nick, you look green.
  Are you feeling alright?

Phoenix:
  ...

Maya:
  Hey! What's wrong with you?

Maya:
  Ever since we met Sister Iris
  at the Training Hall, you've
  been really quiet.

Phoenix:
  Huh!? Oh, um. Sorry...

? ? ?:
  Hey, you! ...Wait up!

Maya:
  ...?
  You think he's yelling at us?

Phoenix:
  He must be.
  There's no one else around...

? ? ?:
  Would you mind moving?
  You're standing right in
  my way.

? ? ?:
  ...
  Ah!

Maya:
  Hey!
  I know you! You're...

? ? ?:
  Whoa!
  Sorry!
  Gotta run!

? ? ?:
  ...See ya!

Phoenix:
  H-Hey!
  Wait a minute!

? ? ?:
  Oh, uh, nice to meet you.
  ...I'm Laurice Deauxnim.

Phoenix:
  Liar! You're Larry!
  Your clothes may change,
  but you're still the Butz.

Butz:
  Shaddup!

Butz:
  I'm... I'm... Lauriiiiice!

Butz:
  And I'm just here to do a
  sketch of Dusky Bridge!

Maya:
  So... it really is our Larry.
  ...Not that I get why he's
  pretending to be someone else.

--------------------------------------------

TALK (TO BUTZ)
--------------

>>> Laurice Deauxnim >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Phoenix:
>   So what are you doing with
>   the last name, "Deauxnim"?
>
> Butz:
>   Well I... I just...
>
> Butz:
>   I wanted to start over again!
>   With a clean slate!
>
> Maya:
>   A clean slate...?
>
> Butz:
>   You remember don't you?
>   Last time?
>
> Phoenix:
>   (The Mask*DeMasque
>   case...)
>
> Butz:
>   After that, I started to
>   realize I didn't like this guy
>   known as Larry Butz!
>
> Butz:
>   And that's when I
>   came across it...
>   The book of destiny!
>
> Maya:
>   The "book of destiny"...?
>   Do you mean...?
>
> Butz:
>   "The Magic Bottle"!
>   By Ms. Elise Deauxnim!
>
> Butz:
>   It's so beautiful...
>   So moving...
>   So... So gentle.
>
> Butz:
>   My heart felt cleansed!
>   I-I was saved!
>
> Phoenix:
>   (Maybe I should buy a copy
>   of "The Magic Bottle"...)
>
> Maya:
>   Wow, Larry would make a great
>   book salesman! I really want
>   to get that book now, too!
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Elise Deauxnim >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Butz:
>   She's the most wonderful
>   person I've ever met!
>
> Butz:
>   I'd follow her anywhere!
>
> Maya:
>   Well, she certainly is a
>   very elegant lady.
>
> Butz:
>   You see? You see?
>   Here's a photo I took
>   of her in secret!
>
> Maya:
>   Wow! That's a beautiful photo!
>
> Butz:
>   You want a copy, don't you?
>   It's OK... I just happened to
>   have made extra prints!
>
> *Photo of Elise added to the
> Court Record.*
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Picture books >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Phoenix:
>   Still, it's kinda hard to
>   imagine you as a picture
>   book illustrator...
>
> Phoenix:
>   So tell the truth.
>   You must have some kind of
>   ulterior motive, right?
>
> Butz:
>   Wh-What're you talking about!?
>
> Butz:
>   I don't... I don't trust
>   anyone anymore...
>   Especially not women!
>
> Maya:
>   ...Talk about a bad case of
>   denial.
>
> Phoenix:
>   Anyway... Can you even draw
>   well enough to make a picture
>   book?
>
> Butz:
>   Art isn't only about technical
>   skill, you know. It's also
>   about having a pure heart!
>
> Phoenix:
>   And that's why I'm asking.
>   Can you draw well enough
>   to make a whole book?
>
> Butz:
>   ...!
>
> Butz:
>   Hmm...
>   Now that you mention it...
>   I wonder.
>
> Maya:
>   It looks like you still have
>   some doubt in your heart.
>
> Butz:
>   It's true, I do...
>   But when I first saw her,
>   I felt it!
>
> Butz:
>   Something inside me ended,
>   and something else began.
>
> Maya:
>   Oh Larry, it sounds like
>   you've fallen in love with
>   Ms. Elise Deauxnim!
>
> Butz:
>   No! Y-You're wrong!
>   It's not her...
>   It's the other girl!
>
> Phoenix:
>   "Other girl"...? Uh oh...
>   (I got a bad feeling
>   about this...)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


PRESENT (TO BUTZ)
-----------------

*** Maya Fey profile ***********************
*
* Butz:
*   Wow! You're even cuter than
*   the last time I saw you.
*
* Maya:
*   Oh, really!?
*
* Butz:
*   Yeah, you look like a
*   totally different person!
*   Don't you think so, Nick?
*
* Phoenix:
*   (Maybe it's 'cause we're
*   always together, but she looks
*   pretty much the same to me.)
*
********************************************

*** Mia Fey profile ************************
*
* Butz:
*   Hey, I remember her!
*   That's Maya's big sister!
*
* Maya:
*   Wow! You really do remember!
*
* Butz:
*   Yeah, who could forget!
*   A couple of gorgeous sisters!
*   Hubba hubba!
*
* Maya:
*   You hear that, Nick!
*   Gorgeous!
*
* Phoenix:
*   (Oh yeah... That's right.
*   When I defended Larry...)
*
* Phoenix:
*   (Mia was still alive...)
*
********************************************

*** Pearl Fey profile **********************
*
* Butz:
*   I haven't seen her in a
*   while, so I bet she's gotten
*   a lot bigger.
*
* Phoenix:
*   Well, it's only been 5 months
*   since we celebrated Ron's
*   non-guilty verdict.
*
* Butz:
*   Maybe so, but kids these
*   days grow up so fast.
*
* Phoenix:
*   ...She hasn't changed a
*   bit as far as I can tell.
*
* Butz:
*   Come on, Nick...
*   I really doubt that.
*
* Butz:
*   You just don't know 'cause
*   you don't pay enough
*   attention, that's all.
*
* Phoenix:
*   (Sometimes I really worry
*   about what goes on inside
*   this guy's head...)
*
********************************************

*** Bikini profile *************************
*
* Maya:
*   She seems really motherly,
*   doesn't she?
*
* Butz:
*   What do you mean "seems"
*   motherly? She IS my mother.
*
* Maya:
*   ...She's your WHAT!?
*
* Butz:
*   I'm gonna have to take a
*   pass on answering that one.
*
* Phoenix:
*   (Wait a second. Why is he
*   getting off so easy this
*   time...!?)
*
********************************************

*** Elise Deauxnim profile *****************
*
* Butz:
*   Elise is really something.
*   She's like a mother to me.
*
* Phoenix:
*   Yeah, you can tell from the
*   kindness reflected in her
*   eyes.
*
* Butz:
*   When I first looked into her
*   eyes, I just couldn't help it.
*
* Butz:
*   I started blabbing about all
*   the bad things I had done
*   in my life.
*
* Butz:
*   She just laughed that gentle
*   laugh of hers and listened!
*
* Phoenix:
*   (Are you sure she wasn't
*   just laughing at you...?)
*
********************************************

*** Iris profile ***************************
*
* Butz:
*   Whoo yeah! Her!
*   My little Iris!
*
* Maya:
*   She's really pretty.
*
* Butz:
*   This girl... She's perfect!
*   She's exactly my type!
*
* Butz:
*   I wonder if she would model
*   for me. I want to draw a
*   portrait of her.
*
* Maya:
*   Yeah, you always liked those
*   model types, didn't you Larry?
*
* Maya:
*   ...Hey, wait a sec!
*   Didn't you say you were
*   swearing off women...?
*
* Butz:
*   Huh!?
*   Yeah, that's right.
*   Of course I have!
*
* Butz:
*   I have... basically.
*   But...
*
* Maya:
*   "But"...?
*
* Butz:
*   But... Iris is different.
*
* Butz:
*   I feel like...
*   I feel like I still have one
*   chance left at the dream...
*
* Phoenix:
*   (This guy will never change.)
*
********************************************

*** Anything else **************************
*
* Butz:
*   Hey, I know I may not look
*   like it, but I'm an artist.
*
* Butz:
*   I refuse to look at anything
*   that doesn't have a radiant
*   or beautiful motif.
*
* Phoenix:
*   (Picky, picky, aren't you...?)
*
********************************************

--------------------------------------------

*AFTER TALKING TO BUTZ*

Pearl:
  Everyone!

Maya:
  Hey! Pearly!

Pearl:
  Dinner preparations are
  complete!

Pearl:
  Please come quickly to
  the Main Hall!

Maya:
  Alright!
  I can't wait to dig in,
  Pearly!

Pearl:
  I'm going to go to the Inner
  Temple and call Sister Iris!

Pearl:
  I also want to have a look at
  where Mystic Maya is going
  to be training...

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 7, 7:46 PM
Hazakura Temple
Main Hall

Maya:
  Boy am I stuffed...

Phoenix:
  Are you sure it's alright
  to eat that much before
  your training?

Maya:
  Well, this kind of training is
  a battle of endurance.

Pearl:
  Mystic Maya... Please don't
  do anything that might put
  your health at risk.

Maya:
  Ha ha ha.
  No pain, no gain, I guess.

Pearl:
  Nngh...
  I'm still worried about you...

Bikini:
  Well, well, well. Let's not
  dilly-dally shilly-shally. You
  must get ready for tonight.

Elise:
  Good luck.
  ...Maya.

Maya:
  Alright! Here I go!
  I'll see you all tomorrow,
  I guess!

Bikini:
  Iris, please ring the bell at
  10:00 for lights out, alright?

Iris:
  Yes, Sister Bikini.

Bikini:
  And then, after you ring the
  bell, I want you to come join
  us at the Training Hall.

Iris:
  I understand, Sister Bikini.

--------------------------------------------

Phoenix:
  (Maya and Bikini really seem
  excited about this training
  thing tonight...)

Elise:
  ...Well, Pearl? What are you
  going to do tonight?

Pearl:
  Well, umm...

Elise:
  If you'd like, you can
  come to my room.

Elise:
  Perhaps we can read some
  books together.

Pearl:
  R-Really!?
  I'd love to!

Pearl:
  I, umm...
  I'm not very good at reading.

Elise:
  Ha ha ha.
  Well then, would you like to
  practice reading with me?

Pearl:
  Ah! I'd love to!

Phoenix:
  (Pearls is absolutely smitten
  with Ms. Deauxnim...)

Phoenix:
  So Larry, what are you
  going to do?

Butz:
  Huh... Me?
  Um, well...

Butz:
  I'm just gonna hang out in
  my room. I can't stand the
  cold at all.

Phoenix:
  (I totally hear you there.)

Pearl:
  Um, Ms. Elise?
  So, for example, how do you
  read this?

Elise:
  It says, "gravely"...
  That's kind of a tough word.

Pearl:
  Oh! OK!
  And what about this word?

Elise:
  That's another tough one.
  It says, "roast".

Phoenix:
  (What kind of a book is
  she reading anyway...?)

Pearl:
  Well, I'm going to go wash
  the dishes and help clean up.

Pearl:
  I'll go visit you when
  I'm done, Ms. Elise!

Phoenix:
  (Well, not much to do except
  head to my room and huddle
  under the covers, I guess...)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 7, 9:12 PM
Hazakura Temple
Main Hall

Phoenix:
  (Ugh... It's a whole different
  type of cold up here in
  the mountains!)

Phoenix:
  (Argh... Why couldn't the
  nearest bathroom be just a
  little closer to my room...?)

? ? ?:
  ...Mr. Wright?

Phoenix:
  Yaaaaaaah!

Phoenix:
  Oh! Ah, Ms. Deauxnim!
  Are you going to use the
  bathroom, too?

Elise:
  Um, no. But...
  Have you seen Pearl?

Phoenix:
  No... Not since after dinner.

Phoenix:
  I thought she said she was
  going to go to your room...

Elise:
  I know...
  But she never showed up.

Elise:
  I-I'm going to go
  look for her.
  ...Excuse me.

--------------------------------------------

Phoenix:
  (Ms. Elise Deauxnim...
  A woman as mysterious in
  origin as her last name...)

Phoenix:
  (But...)

Phoenix:
  (The really mysterious
  one is...)

Iris:
  Oh...

Phoenix:
  Ah...!
  S-Sister Iris...!

Iris:
  G... G-Good evening...

Phoenix:
  (The real mysterious
  one is this girl...!)

Iris:
  Um, are you on your way
  to the bathroom too,
  Mr. Wright?

Phoenix:
  (...I can't let this chance
  pass me by!)

Phoenix:
  (I should try to talk with
  her... And maybe get some
  answers.)

--------------------------------------------

MOVE
----

Phoenix:
  ...It's freezing cold out
  there. And dark, too.

Phoenix:
  There's nothing I need to
  do, so I think I'll just stay
  roasty-toasty in here.


TALK (TO IRIS)
--------------

>>> Iris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Phoenix:
>   Um...
>   You're Sister Iris, right?
>
> Iris:
>   ...Yes.
>
> Phoenix:
>   S-So... um, when did you
>   come to Hazakura Temple?
>
> Iris:
>   ...
>
> Iris:
>   I don't remember. Ever since
>   I was a small child, the
>   temple has been my home.
>
> Phoenix:
>   So you've never left?
>
> Iris:
>   Well, I don't have any family
>   left to take care of me...
>
> Iris:
>   Sister Bikini... I've come to
>   think of her as my real
>   mother, as it were.
>
> Phoenix:
>   Ah, I see... But you...
>   Didn't you go to college?
>
> Phoenix:
>   ...And maybe enroll with the
>   Ivy University Literature
>   Department?
>
> Iris:
>   No, I never had an interest
>   in going to a big university
>   like that...
>
> Iris:
>   My training is all the
>   education I need.
>
> Phoenix:
>   I... I see...
>
> Iris:
>   But... Once in a while, when I
>   get the chance, I make a trip
>   to the nearby town.
>
> Iris:
>   I can use a computer
>   and a cell phone, too.
>
> Phoenix:
>   ...
>   (That's not exactly something
>   worth bragging about...)
>
> Phoenix:
>   (But I don't see any
>   Psyche-Locks...)
>
> Phoenix:
>   (...so I guess that means
>   she's not lying...)
>
> Iris:
>   P-Please don't stare at me
>   like that...
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Hazakura Temple >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Phoenix:
>   What kind of a place is
>   this anyway?
>
> Phoenix:
>   I heard it's for training to
>   increase your spiritual power
>   or something like that.
>
> Iris:
>   It must seem awfully crazy to
>   normal people like you.
>
> Phoenix:
>   Well, I have to admit it is a
>   whole different world up
>   here...
>
> Iris:
>   I'm glad to hear you say that.
>
> Phoenix:
>   Huh?
>
> Iris:
>   Talking with dead people...
>   Who does it help anyway?
>
> Iris:
>   ...I hate it.
>
> Phoenix:
>   R-Really?
>
> Phoenix:
>   (So then why stay in a
>   place like this...?)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


PRESENT (TO IRIS)
-----------------

*** Anything *******************************
*
* Phoenix:
*   (Instead of showing her
*   things, I really need to
*   just listen to her story!)
*
* Phoenix:
*   (This girl...
*   Just who is she?)
*
********************************************

--------------------------------------------

*AFTER TALKING TO IRIS*

Iris:
  Ah...

Phoenix:
  Is something wrong?

Iris:
  I-I didn't realize it was so
  late. I have to go and ring
  the bell for lights out...

Phoenix:
  (I guess it's almost 10:00
  now, huh?)

Iris:
  ...

Iris:
  Um... Mr. Wright?

Phoenix:
  ...Yes?

Iris:
  If it's alright with you...
  I would like you to have this.

Phoenix:
  But this is your hood...

Iris:
  It has the power to protect
  you from evil spirits.

Phoenix:
  (Come to think of it,
  Sister Bikini was wearing
  one of these, too...)

Iris:
  I pray for your safety
  on this dark, cold night.

*Iris's Hood received
from Iris.*

Iris:
  I'm sorry, but I must
  bid you goodnight.

Phoenix:
  Wait a minute,
  Sister Iris...

Iris:
  Y-Yes...?

Phoenix:
  Just now, you called me
  by my name...
  You said, "Mr. Wright".

Phoenix:
  How did you know my name?
  I never introduced myself
  to you.

Iris:
  Th-That's...

Phoenix:
  ...Sister Iris.
  Please, tell me the truth.

Phoenix:
  You and I...
  Have we ever met before?

Iris:
  ...

*5 PSYCHE-LOCKS*

Phoenix:
  I-Iris...

Iris:
  O-Oh!
  It-It's almost 10:00...

Iris:
  Perhaps we can speak again...
  tomorrow.

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

*gong* *gong* *gong*

Phoenix:
  (So my hunch was correct...
  She does know me...)

Phoenix:
  (I'll have to try to talk with
  her again tomorrow...)

Phoenix:
  (.........)

Phoenix:
  (......)

Phoenix:
  (...)

--------------------------------------------

  YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Phoenix:
  (Wh-What the...!?)

Phoenix:
  (That blood-curdling scream
  came from the courtyard!)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 7, 11:06 PM
Hazakura Temple
Courtyard

Phoenix:
  (That scream... I'm sure
  it came from around here...)

Phoenix:
  ...Aaaah!

Phoenix:
  (S-Someone's there... On the
  ground...!)

Phoenix:
  M-Ms. Deauxniiiiiim!

  ...*squish*

Phoenix:
  (...I just stepped on
  something soft.)

Bikini:
  Hey! Don't step on my
  tummy like that!

Phoenix:
  Wh-What are you doing
  lying there in the snow!?

Bikini:
  I was passed out!
  What do you think!?

Phoenix:
  So that blood-curdling
  scream was you...?

Bikini:
  F-Forget about that!
  H-Hurry up and call
  the police!

Phoenix:
  Is there even a phone in
  the Main Hall?

Bikini:
  No, but we still get reception
  up here in the mountains!

Bikini:
  You must have a cell
  phone on you, right!?

Phoenix:
  I, um... I didn't bring it
  with me--

Bikini:
  Oh, you're useless!

Bikini:
  I mean, even Iris has
  a cell phone...

Bikini:
  We've got no choice!
  You'll have to use the public
  phone by Dusky Bridge!

Bikini:
  Hurry! Hurry! Hurry!
  Run as fast as you can!

Phoenix:
  Y-Yes, ma'am...

Bikini:
  If you don't hurry,
  Iris will...
  Iris will...!

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 7, 11:18 PM
Dusky Bridge

Phoenix:
  ...*huff*...*huff*...
  (It's farther than I thought.)

Phoenix:
  (The bridge is just up ahead.
  I have to go tell Maya what
  happened, too!)

Phoenix:
  ............

Phoenix:
  ...Aaaaaaaaaah!

Phoenix:
  Dusky Bridge...!
  It's burning down!
  (What the heck happened!?)

Butz:
  What are you doing here?

Phoenix:
  Aaaaaaaaah!

Butz:
  Huh? What is it?
  Is it me?

Phoenix:
  D-Don't scare me like that,
  Larry! I almost had a heart
  attack!

Butz:
  My name isn't Larry!
  It's Laurice!

Phoenix:
  Larry, hurry up and call
  the police! I'm going to
  the Inner Temple!

Butz:
  D-Don't be stupid!
  The bridge is nothing but a
  burning wreck right now!

Phoenix:
  Listen to me! There's been
  a murder! Here! At Hazakura
  Temple!

Butz:
  Wha-Whaaaaat!?

Phoenix:
  The murderer might have
  fled across the bridge!

Phoenix:
  I have to make sure
  Maya is safe!

Butz:
  B-B-But...

Phoenix:
  Please! Call the police!
  I've got to go!
  ...Get outta my way, Larry!

Butz:
  It-It's too dangerous!
  Nick, w-wait!

--------------------------------------------

Phoenix:
  (I must have been crazy...)

Phoenix:
  (I knew how dangerous it was,
  but I still went for it...)

  ...*crack!*...

Phoenix:
  AAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

Butz:
  Niiiiiick----!

Phoenix:
  (Weakened even more by the
  fire, the rickety old bridge's
  planks snapped and gave way.)

Phoenix:
  (And as I was swallowed by
  the eternal darkness that
  surrounded me...)

Phoenix:
  (...a final, terrified scream
  rose up to pierce the frozen
  air of that harrowing night.)


                                             To be continued.
_______________________________________________________________________________
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                            Part 1-2: Investigation                      [0452]
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Date: ???  Time: ???
Location: ???

Phone:
  *RIIING*...
         *RIIING*...

? ? ?:
  (Who could that be
  at this time of night...?)

Phone:
  ...*beep*...

Edgeworth:
  ...Yes? Edgeworth speaking...

Butz:
  Edgey! Get up!
  It's an emergency!

Edgeworth:
  ...Huh? Larry...?
  Do you know what time it is?

Butz:
  It's not "Larry"!
  It's "Laurice"!
  Laurice Deauxnim!

Edgeworth:
  (...)

Edgeworth:
  (This is nothing more than
  a terrible nightmare...
  I'll just roll over and...)

Butz:
  W-Wait! Don't hang up!
  ...It's an emergency!

Butz:
  It's Nick! H-He...
  He took a really nasty spill!

Edgeworth:
  Well, it wouldn't be the
  first time, so...

Butz:
  I'm not joking!
  His life is in danger!

Edgeworth:
  Wh-What...!?
  What happened!?
  Tell me!

Butz:
  Talk about a guy with bad
  luck! He may already be dead!

Butz:
  Anyway, you've got to come
  back! You're the only one
  that can help!

Butz:
  My Iris... My beautiful Iris!
  She needs help...!

Edgeworth:
  Alright. I don't know what's
  going on, but... I'll be there
  as soon as I can.

Butz:
  I-I'm at the detention center!
  Please! Hurryyyyyy!

Phone:
  ...*beep*...

Edgeworth:
  (It's been one year since
  I left that country...)

Edgeworth:
  (I thought I wouldn't have to
  see him again for a while...)

Edgeworth:
  (Sounds like it won't be a
  pretty reunion... As if I
  expected anything to change.)

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 8, 2:19 PM
Detention Center
Visitor's Room

Butz:
  You're late, Edgey!
  What took you so long!?

Edgeworth:
  I don't want to hear it!
  I chartered a private jet to
  come as quickly as I could!

Butz:
  Well, you should've
  chartered a faster one!

Butz:
  Anyway, just listen!

Butz:
  Something happened to
  Ms. Elise... and Nick is...
  Maya... and Iris's Bikini...

Butz:
  ...Huh?

Butz:
  Say something, Edgey!

Edgeworth:
  ...Before I came here, I
  stopped in at the hospital
  where Wright is.

Edgeworth:
  I believe I have a better
  understanding of the situation
  than you, at this point.

Edgeworth:
  The murder victim was
  the picture book author,
  Ms. Elise Deauxnim.

Edgeworth:
  She was found by Wright and
  the head nun. The suspect is
  the temple's younger nun.

Edgeworth:
  Then later, while Wright was
  crossing the bridge, it broke
  and he fell into the river.

Edgeworth:
  The hospital says that he'll
  need at least 2 days of
  bed rest.

Butz:
  Y-Yes! Th-That's right!
  You got it!

Butz:
  B-But they arrested her...
  My sweet little Iris!

Edgeworth:
  (And here I was, convinced HE
  was the one the police had
  arrested...)

Edgeworth:
  However... I still don't
  understand what these
  two items are for.

Butz:
  What are you talking about?

Edgeworth:
  They're things Wright gave
  to me when I was leaving
  his room.

Edgeworth:
  (This is the first...)

Edgeworth:
  (He said some nonsense
  about being able to see into
  people's hearts with this...)

Edgeworth:
  (And the other... He couldn't
  possibly be asking what
  I think he is... could he?)

Butz:
  I'm begging you!
  Iris's trial starts tomorrow!

Butz:
  With Nick out of the picture,
  you're all I've got left!

Butz:
  You're the only one that
  can represent her!

Edgeworth:
  ...
  What did you just say?

Butz:
  You know!
  REPRESENT! DEFEND!
  What were you expecting!?

Butz:
  Why do you think I called
  you anyway!?

Edgeworth:
  ...I'm a prosecutor, Larry.
  A prosecutor.

Edgeworth:
  Do YOU understand what I'm
  saying? A prosecutor is a
  lawyer who...

Butz:
  Don't talk to me like a kid!
  I graduated from junior high,
  you know!

Butz:
  Don't worry about it!
  I promise I won't tell!

Edgeworth:
  But I...

Butz:
  I mean, I heard a paper badge
  had no problem fooling an
  entire court before!

Edgeworth:
  (...How could this country's
  judicial system have fallen
  into such decay!?)

Butz:
  Please, Edgey!

Butz:
  At least listen to her...
  Listen to Iris's side of
  the story!

Edgeworth:
  (So Wright wasn't joking
  when he gave me this
  badge after all...)

--------------------------------------------

Iris:
  Thank you for coming.
  ...My name is Iris.

Edgeworth:
  ...Edgeworth. Miles Edgeworth.

Edgeworth:
  I don't know if I can be
  of any help, but...

Edgeworth:
  ...I will at least hear what
  you have to say.
  ...About the murder.

Iris:
  Um...

Edgeworth:
  ...?

Iris:
  M-Mr. Wright!
  H-H-How is he?

Iris:
  Mr. Laurice said that he...
  That he might even die...

Edgeworth:
  ...

Edgeworth:
  Fortunately, he will be fine.
  (Larry, you moron! How could
  you say something like that!?)

Edgeworth:
  He was badly bruised when
  he hit the water, but
  otherwise he is unharmed.

Iris:
  ...
  Thank goodness...

Edgeworth:
  But, he's caught some kind
  of nasty cold.

Iris:
  A cold...?

Edgeworth:
  He's running a high fever and
  is drifting in and out of
  consciousness.

Iris:
  ...

Edgeworth:
  (I must be imagining things.)

Edgeworth:
  (This woman... I feel like
  I've met her before...)

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ Surveillance camera ++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   The camera is glaring at me.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   "If something glares at you,
+   it's only polite to return the
+   favor," is what I was taught.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...
+
+ Iris:
+   Um... Is something
+   bothering you?
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...Hm? Oh, e-excuse me.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Guard ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   The guard is glaring at me.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   "If something glares at you,
+   it's only polite to return the
+   favor," is what I was taught.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...
+
+ Iris:
+   Um...
+   Are you alright,
+   Mr. Edgeworth?
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...Hm? Oh, e-excuse me.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


MOVE
----

Edgeworth:
  ...Going to a crime scene is
  akin to entering a jungle
  teeming with dangerous beasts.

Edgeworth:
  Before he goes there, a hunter
  needs to make sure he has
  plenty of ammunition.

Edgeworth:
  And in my case, that
  ammunition is called,
  "information".


TALK (TO IRIS)
--------------

>>> Iris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Pardon me... Iris.
>   I would like to ask you
>   something, if you don't mind.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   I have the distinct feeling
>   you and I have met before...
>
> Iris:
>   I-It must be your
>   imagination, Mr. Edgeworth.
>
> Iris:
>   After all... I hardly ever
>   leave Hazakura Temple.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Hazakura Temple?
>   What's that?
>
> Iris:
>   It's a place where those who
>   wish to boost their spiritual
>   power come to train.
>
> Iris:
>   You need to undergo some very
>   difficult training to release
>   your inner spiritual power.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Spiritual power...?
>   Did you go to that temple
>   for that reason as well?
>
> Iris:
>   No... I don't have any
>   spiritual powers.
>
> Iris:
>   I don't need them.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   In that case, what are you
>   doing at that temple then?
>
> Iris:
>   ...
>
> Iris:
>   I... I've committed some sins.
>   Sins that I need to pay for.
>
> Iris:
>   That's why I'm there, and
>   why I continue to train...
>   To purify my soul.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> The night of the crime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   I want to ask you about last
>   night... The night of the
>   crime.
>
> Iris:
>   Alright...
>
> Iris:
>   I helped to clean up after
>   dinner, and then went back
>   to my room at about 8:00.
>
> Iris:
>   Later, I left my room to
>   ring the lights out bell
>   at 10:00.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Bell...?
>
> Iris:
>   ...We ring it at the same
>   time each night.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   I see... And then?
>
> Iris:
>   A-And then...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...?
>
> Iris:
>   I was told to go to
>   the Training Hall, but...
>
> Iris:
>   I went back to my room...
>   and stayed there...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Why didn't you go to the
>   Training Hall like you
>   were asked to?
>
> Iris:
>   ...I-I was frightened.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ("Frightened"...?)
>
> Iris:
>   So I just stayed in my room
>   and meditated... until the
>   murder happened.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (There's more to her story.
>   I just know there is. Maybe
>   I should dig a little deeper.)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Frightened? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   You were asked to go to the
>   Training Hall on the night
>   of the murder?
>
> Iris:
>   Yes...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   However...
>   You didn't go.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Because you say you
>   were frightened.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   What exactly were you so
>   frightened of?
>
> Iris:
>   ...!
>
> *2 PSYCHE-LOCKS*
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (Wh-What in the world!?)
>
> Iris:
>   Um...
>   Is there something wrong?
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...I'm sorry. It's nothing.
>   (It looks like she's not
>   aware of them herself...)
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (These must be what Wright
>   was talking about...
>   The "Psycholocks"!)
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (I believe he said that I need
>   to present this "Magatama"
>   item to do something...)
>
> Iris:
>   ...?
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(After the Psyche-Locks appeared)

>>> Frightened? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Iris:
>   I... I don't like to walk
>   alone at night.
>
> Iris:
>   And, last night was...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   What about last night?
>
> *2 PSYCHE-LOCKS*
>
> Iris:
>   Er, oh... nothing.
>   It's rather silly...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   So there was something
>   special about last night, hmm?
>
> Iris:
>   Nngh...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (It looks like I have no
>   choice but to break these
>   locks...)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Any idea? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   So do you have any idea
>   as to what really occurred
>   last night?
>
> Iris:
>   ...I think it was the result
>   of the tremendous spiritual
>   power that was unleashed.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Spiritual power...?
>
> Iris:
>   Yes. Spiritual training has
>   been a cause behind many
>   great tragedies.
>
> Iris:
>   This incident was just another
>   example...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...Iris, I'm sorry, but
>   I can't accept that.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   I'm a man of science.
>   I don't believe in
>   "spiritual power".
>
> Iris:
>   Yes... I understand.
>   Most people don't.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   And I am certain that the
>   thing that killed the victim
>   was a human.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   So please, answer me this
>   simple question...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Were you the one who
>   killed Elise Deauxnim?
>
> Iris:
>   ...
>   No.
>
> Iris:
>   I'm not the one who took
>   her life.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Hmm...
>
> *** Before the Psyche-Locks appeared *******
> *
> * Edgeworth:
> *   (That was foolish of me...)
> *
> * Edgeworth:
> *   (It's not as if I can know for
> *   certain if she is telling me
> *   the truth...)
> *
> ********************************************
>
> *** After the Psyche-Locks appeared ********
> *
> * Edgeworth:
> *   (Those Psycholock things
> *   aren't appearing...)
> *
> * Edgeworth:
> *   (I suppose that means I can
> *   believe that she's not lying.)
> *
> * Edgeworth:
> *   ...Heh.
> *
> * Iris:
> *   What's wrong?
> *
> * Edgeworth:
> *   (I can't believe what
> *   I'm thinking...)
> *
> * Edgeworth:
> *   (And here I just finished
> *   saying that I don't believe
> *   in spiritual power...)
> *
> ********************************************
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


PRESENT (TO IRIS)
-----------------

*** Attorney's Badge ***********************
*
* Iris:
*   Is that an attorney's badge?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Yes, this belongs to Wright.
*
* Iris:
*   Really?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I'm actually a prosecutor.
*
* Iris:
*   Oh...! Then why do you
*   have a defense attorney's
*   badge pinned on your lapel...?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Well, you see...
*   I, um... I borrowed it.
*
********************************************

*** Hanging Scroll *************************
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Who is the woman on this
*   hanging scroll?
*
* Iris:
*   Well, I don't know the
*   details, but...
*
* Iris:
*   I've heard she's the Master
*   of the Kurain Channeling
*   Technique.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   M-Master?
*
* Iris:
*   Yes. Mystic Misty.
*   She was a great spirit medium.
*   ...That's what I've heard.
*
* Iris:
*   I also heard that she went
*   missing over 15 years ago.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Spirit mediums... There's
*   no such thing anyway...
*
* Iris:
*   Mr. Edgeworth...?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I know all about them...
*   They're nothing but frauds!
*
* Iris:
*   ...?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (She doesn't know anything
*   about it, of course...)
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (But there was a time,
*   17 years ago, when I met
*   the "Master" myself...)
*
********************************************

*** Iris's Hood ****************************
*
* Iris:
*   That's called a
*   "Demon-Warding Hood".
*
* Iris:
*   ...I gave that to Mr. Wright
*   last night.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   He was wearing this when I
*   saw him at the hospital today.
*
* Iris:
*   It's an important item for
*   protecting acolytes from
*   evil spirits.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   If it's so important, then why
*   did you give it to him?
*
* Iris:
*   Last night... I felt...
*   something...
*
* Iris:
*   I felt that something
*   terrible was about to
*   happen...
*
* Iris:
*   I... I didn't want Mr. Wright
*   to fall into its grip.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Well he wound up falling into
*   something much deeper and
*   colder...)
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (I probably shouldn't say
*   that out loud, though. Thank
*   god for inner monologue.)
*
********************************************

*** "Oh! Cult!" New Year's Issue ***********
*
* Iris:
*   ...I was against the idea
*   of our temple appearing in
*   that magazine.
*
* Iris:
*   I was afraid that... this type
*   of a tragedy might occur.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   In that case, why did you
*   allow them to run an article
*   about you?
*
* Iris:
*   It was Sister Bikini...
*   She's actually rather fond of
*   attention... Surprisingly so.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (She certainly does look
*   rather happy in this photo...)
*
********************************************

*** Photo of Elise or Elise Deauxnim profile ***
*
* Iris:
*   That's Mystic Elise Deauxnim.
*   She's a picture book author,
*   or so I've heard.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Does she come to
*   Hazakura Temple often...?
*
* Iris:
*   No... This was her first time.
*
* Iris:
*   It's just that...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...?
*
* Iris:
*   She was a very important
*   visitor.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Is that so?
*
* Iris:
*   Yes, Sister Bikini told me,
*   "Be certain not to offend
*   her."
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (The victim, Ms. Elise
*   Deauxnim...)
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (The prosecutor's office still
*   doesn't have much information
*   about her it seems...)
*
********************************************

*** Phoenix Wright profile *****************
*
* Iris:
*   Mr. Wright...
*   How bad is his cold?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Well his fever is very high.
*   As a result, he's rather
*   confused.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   He's worried about Maya,
*   who is still trapped in the
*   Inner Temple...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...And he's quite worried
*   about you as well, it seems.
*
* Iris:
*   ...Really?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Yes... Naturally, once he
*   recovers, I'll pass the baton
*   back to him.
*
* Iris:
*   No... Don't...
*
* Iris:
*   I'm sure that Mr. Wright
*   wouldn't want that...
*
* Iris:
*   He wouldn't want to
*   defend me.
*
********************************************

*** Larry Butz profile *********************
*
* Iris:
*   Oh... That's Mr. Laurice.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...I'm sorry?
*   Who did you say it was?
*
* Iris:
*   Laurice Deauxnim.
*   He is Mystic Elise's
*   apprentice, I think.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Alright... Now who exactly
*   is this guy...?)
*
* Iris:
*   He's a very sincere,
*   hard-working person.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...
*
* Iris:
*   Um...
*   Did I say something wrong,
*   Mr. Edgeworth?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   E-Excuse me.
*   I was temporarily at a
*   loss for words.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Take a trip... Come home...
*   Be thrust suddenly into
*   bizarro world...)
*
********************************************

*** Iris profile ***************************
*
* Iris:
*   You want to know about me?
*   There's not much to tell,
*   I'm afraid.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Just let me get one thing
*   straight. You were raised at
*   Hazakura Temple, correct?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   And yet, somehow, you seem
*   to know Wright.
*
* Iris:
*   ...!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   So you two must have crossed
*   paths somewhere.
*
* Iris:
*   ...No, Mr. Edgeworth.
*   Whomever it was...
*
* Iris:
*   ...it couldn't have been me.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (What is that supposed
*   to mean?)
*
********************************************

*** Anything else **************************
*
* Iris:
*   I'm sorry...
*
* Iris:
*   I don't leave the temple
*   grounds very often...
*
* Iris:
*   So I don't know very much
*   about the outside world.
*
********************************************

--------------------------------------------

*AFTER TALKING TO IRIS*

Edgeworth:
  Hmm...

Edgeworth:
  It appears that's about
  all that you can tell me.

Iris:
  Thank you very much for
  listening to my story.

Edgeworth:
  ...I visited Wright at the
  hospital before coming here.

Edgeworth:
  He asked me to take care
  of you...

Iris:
  ...M-Me?

Edgeworth:
  Yes, at the trial tomorrow...
  He asked me to defend you.

Iris:
  ...

Iris:
  If Mr. Wright has that much
  faith in you, Mr. Edgeworth...

Iris:
  ...Then I will gladly entrust
  my fate in your capable hands.

Edgeworth:
  But before that,
  I have one question.

Iris:
  Yes?

Edgeworth:
  Do you know Wright?

Iris:
  Er...
  Wh-Why would you ask that?

Edgeworth:
  Whenever you came up in our
  conversation, he would begin
  to act a little... strange.

Iris:
  ...

Iris:
  Mr. Edgeworth...
  Are you his friend?

Edgeworth:
  Friend? Well...
  In a sense, yes.

Iris:
  ...

Iris:
  It was 5 years ago...

Iris:
  That's when I...
  That's when I...
  deceived him.

Edgeworth:
  You "deceived" him...?

Iris:
  I heard that he was...
  in a lot of pain after what
  happened.

Iris:
  I know what a weak person
  I am.

Iris:
  That's why...
  That's why I thought it was
  best if he never saw me again.

Iris:
  I wanted him to just forget
  about me, without learning
  the truth.

Edgeworth:
  ...

Edgeworth:
  Well, if you ask me, Wright is
  still suffering...

Edgeworth:
  And until he learns the truth,
  I don't think he will ever be
  able to truly recover.

Edgeworth:
  ...Iris.
  It's not too late.

Edgeworth:
  You should go to him.
  ...Tell him the truth.

Iris:
  ...

Edgeworth:
  I'll defend you, but only if
  you agree to that one
  condition.

Iris:
  ...

Iris:
  Alright, Mr. Edgeworth...
  I promise.

Edgeworth:
  ...Very well. I'll do
  everything in my power to
  get you an acquittal.

Edgeworth:
  (That's enough information
  gathering for now. I should
  head to the crime scene...)

MOVE TO: "Suspension Bridge"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 8
Dusky Bridge

Edgeworth:
  (It sure is cold alright...)

Edgeworth:
  (So this is it...
  Dusky Bridge...)

? ? ?:
  Ahem!
  M-Mr. Edgeworth!

Edgeworth:
  Urk... Detective Gumshoe.

Gumshoe:
  Long time no see!
  It's been about a year?
  ...Or has it been longer?

Edgeworth:
  It doesn't matter, Detective.
  What does matter is why you're
  shuffling around up here.

Gumshoe:
  Oh, ouch!
  ...And there was a
  sharp left jab!

Gumshoe:
  Well, I'm happy to see
  you anyway, Mr. Edgeworth!

Edgeworth:
  Let me guess... You were
  transferred into another
  section at work.

Edgeworth:
  A good choice. The vast amount
  of nothing up here must be
  quite easy to guard.

Gumshoe:
  I heard you were back in the
  country and arranged to come
  all the way out here!

Gumshoe:
  Everybody was real nice.
  They even let me take charge
  of the investigation, sir.

Edgeworth:
  (...Gumshoe indeed!
  Like gum on your shoe, he's
  impossible to get rid of!)

Gumshoe:
  I'm supposed to report on the
  details of the crime scene,
  sir!

Gumshoe:
  Anyway! Here I am!
  Detective Dick Gumshoe!
  Reporting for duty!

Edgeworth:
  ...Great.
  Um, thank you, Detective.

Gumshoe:
  I thought Prosecutor Godot
  was gonna get here before me.

Gumshoe:
  That guy's a real mystery,
  I tell you!

Edgeworth:
  (...Prosecutor Godot?)

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ Cliff on the other side ++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   It looks like a pretty good
+   distance to that far cliff.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Yeah... It's gotta be around
+   100 yards or so.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Detective... That's not even
+   CLOSE to a hundred yards.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Well...
+   I gotta admit I'm not very
+   good at judging distances.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (It's about 20 yards or so.
+   And impossible to cross
+   without a bridge, it seems...)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Wooden sign on the left side +++++++++++
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   There's a little shack down
+   that way called, "Heavenly
+   Hall".
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   A shack...?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   It's like a run-down doghouse
+   for losers that can't bear the
+   freezing drafts of wind...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Kinda reminds me of
+   my apartment, sir.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   The name "Heavenly Hall"
+   makes it sound like a
+   palace...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Giving a hovel a great name
+   is a crime itself! I'd call
+   it false advertising!
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   By the way, the name of my
+   apartment complex is
+   "Compton Castles"...
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...That's not such a great
+   name, if you ask me.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Well, it's not such a
+   great apartment either, sir.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ The bridge +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   So this is the bridge Wright
+   tried to cross?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Pretty reckless, if you
+   ask me.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   I'm amazed he survived the
+   fall from up here...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Yeah, he's one lucky guy, sir.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Now I see how he manages
+   to win his cases in court.
+   Blind luck.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (I think dumb luck suits
+   Wright just a bit better.)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Stone boulder ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Some letters are wildly
+   engraved into a roughly
+   cut boulder.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   "Dusky Bridge"...
+   It certainly is an
+   appropriate name.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   You need to get some glasses,
+   Mr. Edgeworth! That sign says,
+   "Dusty Bridge".
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   I can see how you read
+   it wrong, though, sir.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   You're the one who needs
+   glasses, Detective.
+   Try reading it one more time.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   ...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Ah! You're right!
+   It's "Dusky Bridge" after all!
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   ...
+   I guess whoever wrote
+   this made a mistake!
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Red public phone +++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Hey! It's a public phone!
+   You don't see a lot of
+   these anymore!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...That's true.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Since we've got one here,
+   why don't we take a photo as
+   a memento!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Well, um, sure. Why not?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Oh, darn it!
+   I don't have a camera with me!
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   ...I'm gonna go buy a
+   disposable camera!
+   I'll be right back, sir!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (What's so special about
+   public phones, and why is
+   he so fascinated by them...?)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


TALK (TO GUMSHOE)
-----------------

>>> What happened >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   I just got back into the
>   country, so I don't really
>   know much about the case...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   It's simple!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Well, simple is as simple
>   does, as they say.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Oh, you've got no idea how
>   much I've missed that biting
>   sarcasm of yours, sir!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   ...But seriously, this one's
>   a piece of cake.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   There's a witness that saw
>   the whole thing!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   A witness...?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Yeah, that Bikini lady.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   "Bikini lady"?
>   Here? On this freezing
>   cold mountain?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   ...Well, you should talk to
>   her yourself if you want
>   the details, sir.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (I may have to talk to this
>   "bikini lady"... I mean,
>   "decisive witness" myself...)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Dusky Bridge >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   So this is the bridge that
>   Wright fell through?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Yup! I can't imagine being
>   that reckless myself...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   "Look before you cross," is
>   how it goes, right? Or was
>   that "leap"...?
>
> Edgeworth:
>   And?
>   Is there something on
>   the other side?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Yeah, some old building they
>   call the Inner Temple...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   But we can't get over there
>   without a bridge, sir.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   What...?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Nobody lives there, so
>   it's usually not a problem...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   But someone was at the Inner
>   Temple doing some training
>   and now they're stuck there.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Yes, I heard that from Wright.
>   It's Maya Fey.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Oh no... Her again...?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Anyway, the air's really
>   turbulent right now so we
>   can't do an aerial extraction.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   No one's gonna be able to
>   reach the Inner Temple
>   until tomorrow, sir.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (Will she be alright
>   in this cold...?)
>
> Edgeworth:
>   So how did this bridge burn
>   down anyway?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   We're almost 100% sure it was
>   lightning.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...Lightning?
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Prosecutor Godot >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   So who is this
>   Prosecutor Godot?
>   I've never heard of him.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Yeah, he's a new guy...
>   Showed up after you left
>   the country!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   He's a complete rookie,
>   but nobody can say a bad
>   word about the guy.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   What kind of a man is he?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   He just became a prosecutor
>   recently, but he's good, sir.
>   Real good.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (If he's so good, how is it
>   that I've never heard of
>   him...?)
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Is he the lead prosecutor
>   on this case?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   You bet he is!
>   After all, "you know who"
>   is right in the middle of it.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   "You know who"?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Phoenix Wright, of course!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   For some reason,
>   Godot has really got it in
>   for Mr. Wright!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Oh?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Yeah, he seems to have
>   some kind of a grudge.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   And what would be the
>   cause of this grudge...?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   I dunno... Maybe
>   he made fun of his mask
>   or something.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (None of this is making any
>   sense. I'd better look into
>   this Godot myself.)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Lightning >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   You're telling me the bridge
>   caught on fire due to a fluke
>   bolt of lightning?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Yup. Last night it snowed
>   for the first time in 3 days.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   It's a little unusual for
>   lightning to occur during a
>   snow fall like that...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   But according to the weather
>   data, lightning definitely
>   struck.
>
> *Weather Data added
> to the Court Record.*
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Hmm, I see...
>   This is a very detailed
>   weather report...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Almost too detailed...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   It even has the exact
>   time that the lightning
>   struck the bridge...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Oh, that? We got that
>   information from the
>   witness's testimony.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Someone actually saw
>   the lightning hit the bridge?
>   Who is this witness?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   ...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Sorry. I'll go ask one of the
>   local cops later, sir.
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


PRESENT (TO GUMSHOE)
--------------------

*** Attorney's Badge ***********************
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Huh?
*   What's that thing doing on
*   your lapel, Mr. Edgeworth?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...Is it really that odd?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   You bet it is, sir!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   A prosecutor wearing a
*   defense attorney's badge?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   That's like a detective with
*   a license to kill!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Does this little thing hold
*   that ominous of a meaning...?)
*
********************************************

*** Magatama *******************************
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Have you ever seen this
*   thing before...?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Hey, thanks a lot. I was
*   getting kind of hungry!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   ...*chomp!*
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Wh-What are you doing,
*   Detective!?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Ack!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   ...I thought it was some
*   kind of candy that would
*   fill me up, sir.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Lately I've been feeling
*   so hungry all the time...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Nngh... Maybe his salary has
*   been cut just a little too
*   much...?)
*
********************************************

*** Photo of Elise or Elise Deauxnim profile ***
*
* Gumshoe:
*   There's a lot we don't know
*   about this victim...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   We don't know her real name,
*   her background...
*   We don't know anything really.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   That's rather odd...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   If she was trying to hide her
*   identity, why would she
*   become an author?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   I'll bet it was just one
*   of those things.
*   You know...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   She probably never
*   expected to get so
*   popular.
*
********************************************

*** Phoenix Wright profile *****************
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Whenever something happens,
*   this guy always shows up like
*   he hasn't got a care.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   In fact, you know what...?
*   Every time he shows up, I
*   always wonder the same thing.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   "Maybe somehow he's
*   actually the cause of all
*   these incidents!"
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (I wonder if Gumshoe has
*   realized it yet...)
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (But you could say the exact
*   the same thing about him!)
*
********************************************

*** Dick Gumshoe profile *******************
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Your face is more drawn out
*   than the last time I saw you
*   over a year ago.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   R-Really?
*   I thought so!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   No, wait...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   It's not so much "drawn out",
*   as "weary and tired", or maybe
*   just plain old "thin".
*
* Gumshoe:
*   I thought that too, sir.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   My salary's been kinda
*   on the low end...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   So yeah, my food options
*   have been kinda non-existent.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Off-brand chicken soup,
*   off-brand spaghetti, off-brand
*   bread... That sort of stuff.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I thought you were really
*   into instant noodles last
*   year...?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   ...I got really sick of the
*   stuff after a while, sir.
*
********************************************

*** Larry Butz profile *********************
*
* Gumshoe:
*   He's supposed to be Ms. Elise
*   Deauxnim's apprentice or
*   something.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...I see.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Yeah, he drew a nice
*   portrait of me.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...That's nice.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   But he made me pay
*   him 50 cents for it.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...I'm sorry about that.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   ...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   You don't seem very
*   interested in him,
*   Mr. Edgeworth.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...I really don't want to talk
*   about him. That's why.
*
********************************************

*** Iris profile ***************************
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I feel like I've seen this
*   girl somewhere before!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   She wasn't from a prior
*   case, was she?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Nope, can't be.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   We did a database search
*   with her fingerprints and
*   came up with nothing.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I see...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (I just can't shake this
*   nagging feeling...)
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Well, everyone knows that you
*   are quite popular with the
*   ladies, sir...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Maybe she's an old girlfriend
*   that you sent to Dumpsville
*   when you were younger.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   D-Detective!
*   Where did you hear such
*   nonsense from!?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   I didn't hear it from anyone.
*   It's just sorta how I imagine
*   you to be... sir.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (...D-Do I really inspire this
*   sort of frothing desire from
*   the female masses?)
*
********************************************

*** Godot profile **************************
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I usually hear about promising
*   young prosecutor candidates
*   while they're still in school.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   But I've never seen or
*   heard of this person.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   I gotta admit...
*   He's puzzling alright.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   He just appeared one day,
*   big mug of steaming coffee
*   in his hand...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Hmm...
*   He sounds like an interesting
*   man...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Yeah... The whole prosecutor's
*   office is really into double
*   espresso macchiatos lately.
*
********************************************

*** Anything else **************************
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Look, I'm just your everyday,
*   simple detective.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Don't ask me such tough
*   questions, OK?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...That's not something to
*   be proud of, Detective!
*
********************************************

MOVE TO: "Detention Center"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 8
Detention Center
Visitor's Room

Edgeworth:
  (It looks like Iris is being
  interrogated right now.)

Edgeworth:
  ...This place certainly
  brings back memories.

Gumshoe:
  Oh yeah. Come to think of
  it, you got thrown in here
  once too, didn't you, sir?

Gumshoe:
  But you know what?
  I've never been in jail
  a single time!

Edgeworth:
  (I should think it's hard to
  land in jail when you're so
  harmless...)

Edgeworth:
  Yes, well...

Edgeworth:
  If you're in jail, you don't
  have to pay for your own
  meals, you know.

Gumshoe:
  ...*gasp!*

Gumshoe:
  ...

Edgeworth:
  Don't get any funny
  ideas, Detective...!

Gumshoe:
  ...Too late, I already did.

Edgeworth:
  (In any case... I guess I'll
  have to come back here
  later...)

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ Surveillance camera ++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   That camera is meant to
+   monitor everything that
+   happens in here.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   And right now, it's pointed
+   straight at the guard.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Guard ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   The guard is staring at me
+   with a puzzled expression
+   on his face.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Me... and the badge
+   on my lapel.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...I get the feeling he
+   recognizes me.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

MOVE TO: "Main Gate"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 8
Hazakura Temple
Main Gate

Butz:
  Yo! Edgey!
  What took you so long!?

Butz:
  I'm so cold, my brain's
  turned to sherbet.

Edgeworth:
  ...I knew it was a mistake to
  race back to this country.

Butz:
  Wh-What do you mean...?

Edgeworth:
  Wright is going to be fine,
  and the case itself isn't
  anything unusual...

Edgeworth:
  And I find myself taking a
  request to defend a woman
  accused of murder!

Gumshoe:
  ...H-Hey! Wait a sec!
  Hold it!
  Objection!

Gumshoe:
  What's going on here,
  Mr. Edgeworth!?

Edgeworth:
  Um, it's hard to explain,
  but one thing led to
  another and...

Butz:
  What kind of lame excuse
  is that!? And you call
  yourself a defense attorney!?

Gumshoe:
  Prosecutor Edgeworth is a
  prosecutor, and that's why
  he's Prosecutor Edgeworth!

Gumshoe:
  "Prosecutor Edgeworth, Defense
  Attorney" just sounds plain
  old weird, pal!

Gumshoe:
  ...Right,
  Prosecutor Edgeworth!?

Edgeworth:
  (...I'm not sure what role
  I'm supposed to be playing
  anymore.)

Butz:
  Hmph! Dude, Edgey...
  I don't see you for
  a couple of years...

Butz:
  ...and your heart turns
  to sherbet!

Edgeworth:
  ...I'd say more like sorbet.
  It is rather cold here.

Butz:
  Iris didn't murder her!
  Someone else did it!

Butz:
  I just know it, OK!?
  So trust me on this one!

Edgeworth:
  Ever the romantic,
  aren't you, Larry?

Edgeworth:
  Nevertheless, I'll do
  whatever I can to prove
  her innocence.

Edgeworth:
  (At least until I pass the
  baton on to Wright, that is.)

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ The gate +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   This gate looks quite old;
+   strong enough to resist
+   the weight of time.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   That's the Mr. Edgeworth I
+   know! You got a real flair for
+   words, sir!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   I have always appreciated
+   this kind of old, timeless
+   elegance.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   That's exactly how I
+   feel, too!
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Take this coat for example!
+   Like a fine wine, it gets
+   better with age!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Even fine wine turns to
+   vinegar and begins to stink
+   at some point.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...I suggest you wash that
+   atrocious rag you call a
+   coat, Detective.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ The Main Hall ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   That must be the Main Hall
+   back there.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   A brilliant deduction, sir!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ............
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Are you trying to flatter me,
+   Detective Gumshoe?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Umm...
+   A brilliant use of suspense
+   to build the tension, sir!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (According to Wright, the head
+   nun has some important
+   information.)
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (I can't miss the opportunity
+   to speak with her...)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Bell tower +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   I can see a small bell tower
+   from here.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Hey, that just reminded me!
+   There's something I've
+   always wondered about...
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (Something tells me he's going
+   to tell me what's on his mind,
+   whether I like it or not...)
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   We call a person who tells
+   a lie a "liar", right?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   So why don't we call a
+   person who rings a bell
+   a "beller"?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Or "truer" for a guy who tells
+   the truth! Oh man, I'm not
+   gonna get any sleep tonight!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (I had no idea he was
+   such a deep thinker...)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Snowmobile +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   I suppose this type of thing
+   is necessary up here in the
+   mountains.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Say, this just gave me a
+   great idea!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (Something tells me he's going
+   to tell me what's on his mind,
+   whether I like it or not...)
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   I've got an idea for a brand
+   new invention! It might even
+   make me rich!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   An invention...?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Yeah! A car that can
+   travel on snow!
+   I'll call it a "Snow Car"!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   So what do you think, sir?
+   Would you go for a ride
+   on something like that?
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...Only after you take the
+   first 1000 test rides.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


TALK (TO BUTZ)
--------------

>>> Iris >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Butz:
>   Man, I'm telling you.
>   Iris is so cute!
>
> Butz:
>   Right, Edgey?
>   You think so too, don't you?
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...
>
> Butz:
>   What's wrong?
>   Why are you so quiet?
>
> Edgeworth:
>   To put it simply...
>   Your comment has me
>   highly concerned.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Could it be that the reason
>   you think she's innocent...
>
> Butz:
>   Come on! A girl that cute
>   can't possibly be a murderer!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...I was right after all.
>   I should never have come back.
>
> Butz:
>   No, no! Don't worry!
>   I see things for how they
>   really are this time! Honest!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (If I had a penny for every
>   time he's said that...)
>
> Butz:
>   It's just that...
>   Well, Iris is a delicate
>   flower.
>
> Butz:
>   You can't force things
>   too much. Know what
>   I mean?
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Huh...?
>   I have no idea what you're
>   talking about, Larry.
>
> Butz:
>   Oh.
>   ...Ah! Err. Forget it.
>   I didn't say anything...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...?
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> The night of the crime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Larry, where were you and what
>   were you doing on the night
>   of the crime?
>
> Butz:
>   ...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Larry...?
>
> Butz:
>   What...!?
>   Don't tell me...
>
> Butz:
>   You think I might have
>   done it!?
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Wh-What...?
>
> Butz:
>   Get lost! Go back on your
>   chartered jet and get out
>   of my sight, you creep!
>
> Butz:
>   ...And I hope your plane
>   crashes and you die!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   I'll ask just one more time.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   On the night of the murder,
>   where were you and what
>   were you doing?
>
> *3 PSYCHE-LOCKS*
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (As I suspected...
>   a Psycholock!)
>
> Butz:
>   I'm sorry, man! You know me,
>   I just don't remember!
>
> Butz:
>   My short-term memory
>   is a wreck, dude!
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

(After the Psyche-Locks appeared)

>>> The night of the crime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   I need all the information
>   I can get if Iris is to have
>   any hope of being acquitted.
>
> Butz:
>   B-But I've got nothing to
>   do with any of this!
>
> Butz:
>   I'm just a 25 year old
>   jobless bum trying to
>   be an apprentice artist!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (If that's what you think,
>   then get a job already!)
>
> Butz:
>   D-Don't look at me like that!
>   I thought we were pals!
>
> *3 PSYCHE-LOCKS*
>
> Edgeworth:
>   If we're friends then I'd
>   appreciate it if you wouldn't
>   hide the truth from me!
>
> Butz:
>   Hmph, well... Sure...
>   It's like, you know!
>   See what I'm saying?
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (...I have no idea what
>   you're blathering about.)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


PRESENT (TO BUTZ)
-----------------

*** Attorney's Badge ***********************
*
* Butz:
*   Come to think of it, when
*   you were a kid, you were
*   always saying,
*
* Butz:
*   "When I grow up, I want to be
*   a lawyer and defend people,"
*   or something like that.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...That was a long time ago.
*
* Butz:
*   But see, now you've got the
*   chance to follow your
*   boyhood dream for a day!
*
* Butz:
*   Edgey! You've gotta do it!
*   You gotta save my little Iris!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Grr... This is exactly why
*   I hate childhood friends...)
*
********************************************

*** Photo of Elise or Elise Deauxnim profile ***
*
* Butz:
*   ...I still can't believe it.
*   She was such a great person...
*
* Butz:
*   But! Someone's pinning this
*   murder on my sweet little
*   Iris!
*
* Butz:
*   Edgey! Please!
*   I'm counting on you!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Well... Frankly, I was hoping
*   you could give me a little
*   more than that.
*
* Butz:
*   ...Errr. Well then...
*
* Butz:
*   I got it! I'll draw you a
*   portrait! How about that!?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...
*   Since you're kind enough
*   to offer... alright.
*
********************************************

*** Phoenix Wright profile *****************
*
* Butz:
*   He was a good guy...
*   A real pal to the end.
*
* Butz:
*   When I look back now, I have
*   nothing but good memories.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   What's with the past tense?
*   He's not dead, you know!
*
* Butz:
*   Yeah, you're right.
*   Anyway, the guy owes me.
*   After all, I saved his life.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   What is that supposed
*   to mean?
*
* Butz:
*   If I hadn't called for help
*   so quickly, he would have
*   died.
*
* Butz:
*   It's no surprise though. I
*   used to be a security guard.
*   It was all instinct, baby!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (He has a point... He called
*   me pretty quickly, too...)
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (I think Larry's pretty good
*   at motivating people.)
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (I just wish he would try
*   motivating himself once
*   in a while!)
*
********************************************

*** Larry Butz profile *********************
*
* Butz:
*   Huh? Me? All you have to
*   know is to remember not to
*   call me "Larry" anymore.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   What...?
*
* Butz:
*   I'm a new person now.
*   I've been reborn...
*   as Laurice Deauxnim!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Alright, fine.
*   Let me ask you something
*   else then, Larry.
*
* Butz:
*   Call me "Laurice"!!
*   If you don't...
*
* Butz:
*   ...then I'll call you...
*   I'll call you...
*   "Milise Deauxnim"!
*
********************************************

*** Iris profile ***************************
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I have a feeling that
*   she's hiding something...
*
* Butz:
*   Could be... After all, she's
*   shy and gets embarrassed
*   pretty easily.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...I don't think that has
*   anything to do with it.
*
* Butz:
*   Why not?
*   Look, I know all about this
*   kind of thing.
*
* Butz:
*   C'mon Edgey... You were a guy
*   once! Lots of girls are like
*   Iris. You know I'm right!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Well, you most certainly seem
*   to have convinced yourself!
*
* Butz:
*   Man, I love shy girls like
*   her! It-It's just so... cute!
*   You know what I mean?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Still doesn't listen to
*   others, I see... I guess some
*   people just never change.)
*
********************************************

*** Anything else **************************
*
* Butz:
*   Hey, I know I may not look
*   like it, but I'm an artist.
*
* Butz:
*   I refuse to look at anything
*   that doesn't have a radiant
*   or beautiful motif.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (...He didn't even give it
*   a glance.)
*
********************************************

MOVE TO: "Main Hall"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 8
Hazakura Temple
Main Hall

Bikini:
  *sigh*

Gumshoe:
  Hey! Hello there!
  Um, so how are you feeling?

Bikini:
  Alright, I suppose.
  ...Huh? Who is this?

Edgeworth:
  I... My name is...
  Miles Edgeworth.

Bikini:
  My my my.
  A handsome boy such as
  yourself is always welcome!

Bikini:
  *sigh*
  If circumstances weren't
  so tragic, I might just...

Edgeworth:
  (Please don't call me "boy".)
  I'm sorry to trouble you...

Edgeworth:
  But I'm looking for a
  woman in a bikini.

Bikini:
  Well, you have found her.
  Now, what can I do for you?

Edgeworth:
  ...

Edgeworth:
  I'm sorry, but I don't see
  any bikinis...

Bikini:
  Ha ha ha!
  If you ask nicely, I might
  give you a peek, big boy.

Bikini:
  Wa ha ha ho ho ho!

Gumshoe:
  Umm... Mr. Edgeworth?

Gumshoe:
  This is the head nun,
  Sister Bikini... She's the
  witness.

Edgeworth:
  ...

Edgeworth:
  Why didn't you tell me that
  earlier!?

Edgeworth:
  This is exactly why your
  salary keeps on getting cut!

Gumshoe:
  Nngh...
  My stomach is already growling
  in protest...

Bikini:
  So... Um... What's the latest
  about my beloved Iris!?

Edgeworth:
  Well, first...
  I want to hear what you know.

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ Walls/Sliding doors ++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   There's flowing script
+   written everywhere on
+   the walls.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Man, I'd bet you'd have awful
+   nightmares if you tried to
+   sleep in here.
+
+ Bikini:
+   This is our Main Hall, so it's
+   protected by a variety of
+   magic spells and charms...
+
+ Bikini:
+   They're all designed to
+   prevent evil forces from
+   entering.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   So if I slept here the uggie-
+   woogie-boogieman wouldn't hunt
+   me down for eternity? Alright!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (Does this guy think about
+   anything other than eating
+   and sleeping...?)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Stuff on the floor +++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Oh! It's a warmed cat box!
+   But where are all the cats?
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...It's called a "hibachi".
+   It's for heating the room.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Oh! Look at all these ancient
+   straw frisbees!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Those are a type of "zabuton"
+   cushions called "enza"!
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   ...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Why are you giving me
+   such a hard time?
+   Huh, Mr. Edgeworth? Why?
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Because learning something new
+   might actually be a good thing
+   for you, Detective!
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Altar ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   It's an altar with a giant
+   Magatama enshrined on it.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   There are lots of candles
+   lined up on it, too.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   You know...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   I haven't had a birthday party
+   for myself in a while...
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Maybe you should blow out
+   those candles over there to
+   make up for that.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Mr. Edgeworth?
+   Would you mind singing
+   "Happy Birthday" to me?
+
+ Bikini:
+   S-Stop that! Cut that out!
+   Please don't blow out the
+   altar candles!
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Large Magatama on the altar ++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...That thing sure casts a
+   strong presence over the
+   whole room.
+
+ Bikini:
+   This is the "Lesser Magatama".
+   It's a precious heirloom
+   containing a great many souls.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Huh...!?
+   This is "lesser"!? What is
+   the "greater" one like?
+
+ Bikini:
+   The "Greater Magatama"
+   is displayed in the Main
+   Room of Fey Manor.
+
+ Bikini:
+   It was supposed to be
+   shown at the Treasures
+   of Kurain exhibit...
+
+ Bikini:
+   But, it was so large that
+   they couldn't bring it
+   through the doors.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Left corner near the altar +++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (There are more enza cushions
+   in the corner of the room.)
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...What's that white piece of
+   paper sticking out from under
+   that stack...?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Hmm... Beats me.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Would you mind checking that
+   for me, Detective Gumshoe?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Y-Yes, sir!
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Here you are, Mr. Edgeworth!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   It looks like an old
+   manila envelope...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Eeeeeeeeeeaaaah!!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...What is it, Detective?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Th-This...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   This could be it!
+   An ultra important clue!
+   A super-special clue!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...I suppose I should read
+   it myself then.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   It looks like a letter
+   addressed to Sister Iris.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   "tonight at 10 at Heavenly
+   Hall. ... ...unless you want
+   your 'secret' to be exposed."
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Th-This sounds like
+   a blackmail letter...!
+
+ *Note to Iris added
+ to the Court Record.*
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Nice going there,
+   Mr. Edgeworth!
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Why can't I ever find
+   clues like that!?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   You're an ultra-important
+   prosecutor!!
+   A super-duper prosecutor!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Well, I suppose it takes a
+   super-duper kind of dumb to
+   miss a clue like this.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Left corner near the altar (again) +++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (There are more enza cushions
+   in the corner of the room.)
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Nice going there,
+   Mr. Edgeworth!
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Why can't I ever find
+   clues like that!?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   You're an ultra-important
+   prosecutor!!
+   A super-duper prosecutor!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Well, I suppose it takes a
+   super-duper kind of dumb to
+   miss a clue like this.
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


TALK (TO BIKINI)
----------------

>>> The night of the crime >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   First, I'd like to ask you
>   about last night.
>
> Bikini:
>   Well, last night... we had an
>   acolyte here for training.
>
> Bikini:
>   After dinner, the two of us
>   went to the Training Hall in
>   the Inner Temple.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (She must be talking about
>   Maya...)
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Approximately what time
>   was that...?
>
> Bikini:
>   I suppose it was about 9:00
>   when we left here.
>
> Bikini:
>   Training lasts all night long.
>   It's extremely exhausting.
>
> Bikini:
>   The channeling dojo's Head Nun
>   must be in attendance at all
>   times to keep watch.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Wow, you're right!
>   That does sound exhausting!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Detective, this is no time
>   for flattery.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Sorry.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Some time around 11:00,
>   you witnessed the incident
>   in the courtyard.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   But your duty was in
>   the Inner Temple.
>   Why did you come back here?
>
> Bikini:
>   Hmm... The way you're staring
>   at me, I'm starting to get
>   goosebumps! Ha ha ha ho ho!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (Nngh... I'm starting to get
>   goosebumps myself, but for
>   a decidedly different reason.)
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Ho ho, you get the chills
>   pretty easy, don't you
>   Mr. Edgeworth?
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> What you saw >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Alright then... I'd like you
>   to tell me exactly what
>   you saw in the courtyard.
>
> Bikini:
>   It must have been past 11:00.
>
> Bikini:
>   Ah! No!
>   I can't say it! It-It's too
>   much for my poor heart!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Hey! Calm down, lady!
>   L-Let go of my tie!
>
> Bikini:
>   ...I saw two people!
>   One of them was lying
>   on the ground...
>
> Bikini:
>   Th-The other one was
>   stabbing her from the back...
>   with a sword!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Did you see this criminal
>   with your own eyes?
>
> Bikini:
>   I didn't want to believe what
>   I was seeing...!
>   ...But it was Iris!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   You must have been quite
>   shocked.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Of course she was!
>   Try putting yourself
>   in her shoes!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   It'd be like if you were
>   stabbing Mr. Wright smack in
>   the middle of a courtroom!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   And I happened to witness it
>   from the witness stand!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   ...I'd be pretty shocked too.
>
> Bikini:
>   I know it sounds insane...
>   But that's what I saw.
>
> Bikini:
>   And when I finally realized
>   what I was seeing, I screamed,
>   and then... I passed out.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (...Unfortunately for us, her
>   testimony seems to be pretty
>   solid.)
>
> Bikini:
>   However...
>
> Bikini:
>   The idea of Iris doing such a
>   foul act seems... unnatural.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   "Unnatural"...?
>
> Bikini:
>   The girl I know simply
>   isn't capable of this sort
>   of foulness...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (...I wonder what she means
>   by that?)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Why return? >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   As the head nun, it's your
>   duty to stay with the acolyte
>   at all times, correct?
>
> Bikini:
>   Yes, that's correct.
>
> Bikini:
>   I know I may look strong,
>   but the truth is...
>   I've got a bad lower back.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   A bad lower back...?
>
> Bikini:
>   Yes, it's especially bad
>   in the winter. So bad that
>   I can't even lift a bucket.
>
> Bikini:
>   Do you remember how cold
>   it was last night? My bad back
>   felt as stiff as frozen glass.
>
> Bikini:
>   I just wanted to take a
>   nice hot bath to ease
>   my aching back...
>
> Bikini:
>   That's why I returned
>   to the Main Hall.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   So you left the disciple
>   all alone?
>
> Bikini:
>   Don't be ridiculous!
>   I would never do that!
>
> Bikini:
>   That's why I ordered Iris to
>   the Inner Temple after she had
>   rung the bell for lights out.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (Yes, but she never went
>   to the Inner Temple, did
>   she?)
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (Did this head nun even
>   see Iris?)
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (I think I'd better try
>   to get some more details...)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> The acolyte >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   So who is this acolyte
>   that was to train at the
>   Inner Temple...?
>
> Bikini:
>   Her name is Maya Fey...
>   I treated her very badly,
>   I'm ashamed to say.
>
> Bikini:
>   And after she went through the
>   trouble of signing up for the
>   Special Course...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   "Special Course"?
>
> Bikini:
>   It's a training session where
>   you sit on a block of spirit
>   ice and chant 30,000 times...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   You don't mean to tell me
>   she's still doing that over at
>   the Inner Temple, do you?
>
> Bikini:
>   No, no, no. Of course not!
>   You don't have to worry
>   about that one little bit.
>
> Bikini:
>   Last night, we still hadn't
>   started the training session
>   itself.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Well, um...
>   That's good to hear.
>
> Bikini:
>   ...Oh! Dear, dear!
>   There's one thing I
>   forgot to tell you.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   ...Uh-oh, I don't think I like
>   the sound of this.
>
> Bikini:
>   Do you know that small girl?
>   I believe she is Mystic Maya's
>   little sister.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (Maya has a little sister...?)
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Oh, you mean little Pearl!
>   That's Maya Fey's cousin.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Little... Pearl...?
>
> Bikini:
>   I thought she was going to
>   visit Mystic Elise after
>   cleaning up dinner...
>
> Bikini:
>   But I haven't seen her
>   at all since late last night!
>   She's nowhere to be found!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Y-You mean she...!?
>   She was with the victim!?
>
> Bikini:
>   It's all the fault of my
>   stupid, creaky old back!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (A little girl who was with
>   the victim on the night of the
>   murder... is gone!)
>
> Gumshoe:
>   As they say...
>   "The plot thickens!"
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


PRESENT (TO BIKINI)
-------------------

*** Magatama *******************************
*
* Bikini:
*   Th-That's...!
*
* Bikini:
*   That's one of the Fey clan's
*   very own Magatamas!
*
* Bikini:
*   That's a priceless treasure
*   you've got there!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   W...Wow! I'm impressed, sir!
*   You never fail to surprise
*   me!
*
* Bikini:
*   Yes... You don't look it,
*   but now I can see you're a
*   real fan of the occult!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Excuse me?
*
* Bikini:
*   Oh, of course this piece
*   couldn't possibly be real, but
*   to have such a nice replica...
*
* Bikini:
*   Clearly, you are a big fan of
*   the Kurain Tradition!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   W...Wow! I'm impressed, sir!
*   You never fail to surprise
*   me!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (I should have known better
*   than to show this thing
*   around...)
*
********************************************

*** Hanging Scroll *************************
*
* Bikini:
*   Huh... Ahh!
*   Well, well, well...
*   Look what you've found!
*
* Bikini:
*   That's the Master of the
*   Kurain Channeling Technique,
*   Mystic Misty Fey!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   "Fey"...
*
* Bikini:
*   It's been nearly 20 years
*   since Mystic Misty's
*   disappearance.
*
* Bikini:
*   Apparently, she intended to
*   pass on the Master title to
*   her daughter.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Who is this daughter?
*
* Bikini:
*   Well, I myself am part
*   of a branch family of
*   the Fey clan.
*
* Bikini:
*   But even I am not privy to
*   information concerning the
*   main family...
*
********************************************

*** Iris's Hood ****************************
*
* Bikini:
*   Well, well, well!
*   That's a Demon-Warding Hood!
*
* Bikini:
*   Acolytes are highly
*   susceptible to possession
*   by evil spirits, you know.
*
* Bikini:
*   That's why we always wear
*   these for protection.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Oh, I see...
*
* Bikini:
*   What are you waiting for?
*   You won't get any protection
*   just by holding it, you know!
*
* Bikini:
*   Put it on already!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   No! I can't...!
*   I was just...!
*
* Bikini:
*   ...
*   Ha ha ha ho ho ho!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Ho ho ho!
*   It's like it was made just
*   for you, Mr. Edgeworth!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   What do you mean by
*   that, Detective!?
*
* Bikini:
*   It looks absolutely marvelous!
*   You've just got to keep it
*   on for a while!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Is this some sort of divine
*   retribution...?)
*
********************************************

*** "Oh! Cult!" New Year's Issue ***********
*
* Edgeworth:
*   About this picture...
*
* Bikini:
*   Well look at that!
*   I look pretty s-to-the-exy,
*   don't you think!?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Um, ah... Y-Yeah.
*   Absolutely.
*
* Bikini:
*   Up until recently, we've
*   avoided exposure in such
*   magazines.
*
* Bikini:
*   But this time we had
*   our reasons...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Is that so?
*   For exampl--?
*
* Bikini:
*   Ha ha ha ha ha!!!
*   Well, why deny the world the
*   sight of such a lovely face!?
*
********************************************

*** Photo of Elise or Elise Deauxnim profile ***
*
* Bikini:
*   ...Ohhhh!
*
* Bikini:
*   H-How could such a...
*   terrible thing have
*   happened...?
*
* Bikini:
*   It's all... It's all...
*   It's all my fault!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Well come on, lady...
*   I don't think you need to
*   take all the blame yourself.
*
* Bikini:
*   Quiet! What do you
*   know anyway!?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   ...Ouch. You're scary!
*
* Bikini:
*   With that stupid 5 o'clock
*   shadow and that stupid
*   old coat of yours...
*
* Bikini:
*   It's too bad that you weren't
*   the one that disappeared!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   ...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   ...Why does she have to take
*   it all out on me?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Her anger does seem
*   a little... manufactured.)
*
********************************************

*** Note to Iris ***************************
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Do you know anything about
*   this old, crumpled-up letter?
*
* Bikini:
*   ...
*   Is that addressed to Iris?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Yup, it clearly says
*   "To Iris" on it.
*
* Bikini:
*   I can't believe it...
*   That girl doesn't have
*   any secrets from me...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Ah... So Sister Bikini
*   didn't know anything
*   about it...)
*
********************************************

*** Phoenix Wright profile *****************
*
* Bikini:
*   This man... His face betrays
*   a life of suffering and great
*   weariness of the world.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...Um, sure.
*
* Bikini:
*   But even so... I can't
*   believe this guy actually
*   jumped into the river!
*
* Bikini:
*   Think of all the fun things
*   he might have enjoyed if
*   he had just lived...
*
* Bikini:
*   Relentless spiritual training
*   alone is no way to lead a
*   complete life, huh...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (It sounds like she's got
*   some major regrets she's
*   dealing with...)
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Hmm... Perhaps I should let
*   Gumshoe explain Wright's
*   situation to her for me...)
*
* Gumshoe:
*   H-Hey! Don't look at me
*   like that! Do you own
*   dirty work! ...Sir!
*
********************************************

*** Larry Butz profile *********************
*
* Bikini:
*   This is Mystic Elise's
*   apprentice, is it not?
*
* Bikini:
*   I think he might have a bit
*   of a crush on me...
*   Sweet boy at any rate.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Huh?
*
* Bikini:
*   Oh, I don't blame him.
*   Sister Bikini understands the
*   temptations of young men.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...Sure.
*
* Bikini:
*   But I'm afraid it wouldn't be
*   proper to abuse my position.
*   I am head nun, after all.
*
* Bikini:
*   But, in return, I did allow
*   him to draw a portrait of me.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (I pray it was a pose
*   that maintained your modesty.
*   For everyone's sake...)
*
********************************************

*** Iris profile ***************************
*
* Edgeworth:
*   You said you went with Maya
*   to the Training Hall in the
*   Inner Temple last night.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Did you happen to see
*   Iris while you were there?
*
* Bikini:
*   Of course I saw her.
*
* Bikini:
*   I told her to meet us after
*   ringing the 10:00 bell for
*   lights out.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   So you're saying Iris came
*   to the Inner Temple then?
*
* Bikini:
*   Of course she did.
*   Iris has always been a good,
*   obedient girl.
*
* Bikini:
*   After that, I had Maya begin
*   her training ceremony.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (But that doesn't fit
*   with Iris's story at all...)
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (She said that she never
*   went to the Inner Temple!)
*
* Gumshoe:
*   As they say...
*   "The plot thickens!"
*
********************************************

*** Bikini profile *************************
*
* Bikini:
*   It's all my fault...
*   Me and my stupid back!
*
* Bikini:
*   Mystic Elise has been
*   murdered, an important
*   acolyte is trapped...
*
* Bikini:
*   ...and a little girl has been
*   lost!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   You know you really
*   shouldn't be so negative.
*   It creates bad karma...
*
* Bikini:
*   ...Quite right.
*   I need to do some more
*   training myself, I think...
*
********************************************

*** Maya Fey profile ***********************
*
* Bikini:
*   She's a very important
*   visitor, you know!
*   An honored acolyte!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   "Honored"?
*   How so?
*
* Bikini:
*   The Fey name is synonymous
*   with the Kurain Channeling
*   Technique.
*
* Bikini:
*   Therefore, she must be a
*   spirit medium of great power
*   indeed.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Now that you mention it,
*   one year ago...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   ...there was a case that was
*   about the Master of the Kurain
*   Channeling Technique!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...Detective.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I detest talk of supernatural
*   drivel. I suppose now you'll
*   say she has midi-chlorians?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Ho ho ho.
*   So it gives you the creeps,
*   huh, Mr. Edgeworth?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (...That's got nothing
*   to do with it.)
*
********************************************

*** Pearl Fey profile **********************
*
* Bikini:
*   Oh, this poor girl...
*   Where could she have gone...?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Well, we checked out her
*   home and she's not there.
*
* Bikini:
*   And she's nowhere in
*   the vicinity of the temple
*   either...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Which means...)
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (...there's only a few other
*   possibilities as to where she
*   could be.)
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Ah! Do you think maybe she
*   fell off the bridge and was
*   carried downstream...!?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Why do you have to be such a
*   pessimist, Detective!?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Nngh... I was just trying to
*   think like you, Mr. Edgeworth.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Ironic. I became a pessimist
*   only after I had the pleasure
*   of working with you!)
*
********************************************

*** Anything else **************************
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Umm, about this here...
*
* Bikini:
*   Hmm...
*   Let me see...
*
* Bikini:
*   Well, as you may know...
*   In order to see reality for
*   what it truly is...
*
* Bikini:
*   ...we strive to break our
*   attachments to much of
*   the transient, material realm.
*
* Bikini:
*   I guess you could call me
*   an "immaterial girl"!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   I guess she lives in an
*   immaterial world, huh
*   Mr. Edgeworth?
*
********************************************

MOVE TO: "Courtyard"

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------

February 8
Hazakura Temple
Courtyard

Gumshoe:
  And this is where the
  murder took place, sir!

Gumshoe:
  Other than removing the body,
  we left everything else
  untouched!

Edgeworth:
  Thanks, Detective.
  I'll just have a look around.

Edgeworth:
  (It looks like the police are
  still investigating...)

Gumshoe:
  Oh yeah, by the way...
  I thought I'd better ask,
  just to be sure...

Gumshoe:
  Are you really gonna
  defend that nun, Iris, at
  the trial tomorrow?

Edgeworth:
  Yes, I will... I gave her my
  word and now I must follow
  through with my commitments.

Gumshoe:
  Well, in that case...
  I've gotta be careful...

Gumshoe:
  Gotta make sure I don't
  leak the prosecution's
  whole investigation...

Edgeworth:
  Don't worry about it,
  Detective.

Edgeworth:
  Just keep your mouth closed
  and I think most of it will
  flow out on its own.

Gumshoe:
  ...

Gumshoe:
  Roger, sir!
  I know exactly what
  you're saying!

Edgeworth:
  Very well, Detective...
  (Thankfully his diarrhea of
  the mouth is permanent...)

--------------------------------------------

EXAMINE
-------

+++ Lantern on the left ++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   It's a lantern... I suppose
+   they light it at night.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   There's something elegant
+   about the light of a fire.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   At the end of each month,
+   I always like to relax in
+   my room by candlelight.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Detective...
+   Can you not afford to pay
+   your electricity bill...?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   ...How did you know?
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ The staff on the snow ++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   What's this...?
+   It looks like a wizard's
+   staff.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   That belonged to the victim,
+   Ms. Elise Deauxnim.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   There's nothing strange or
+   magical about it.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   ...Oh yeah!
+   Listen, this is just
+   between us, OK sir?
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Yes... What?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   This is top-secret stuff!
+   Don't tell anyone about this.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...Alright.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   The truth is...
+   When I was a kid...
+   I wanted to be a wizard!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   ......
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   That's it?
+   That's what you wanted
+   to tell me?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   That's it.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (This staff was made from
+   a very strong kind of wood...)
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...What about fingerprints?
+   Were there any on it?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Just the victim's.
+
+ *Victim's Staff added
+ to the Court Record.*
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Ami Fey statue +++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   So the sword from this
+   gold statue is actually
+   the murder weapon?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   It sure is. It's called a
+   "Shichishito" by the way.
+   Nasty piece of work, sir.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   There's still blood on it...
+   I suppose this is the
+   victim's blood?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Yup. It's all over the blade.
+   And speaking of "all
+   over the blade"...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   There are fingerprints
+   all over the hilt of the
+   Shichishito, too.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Fingerprints...?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Naturally they match the
+   prints we got from the
+   younger nun, the defendant.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (Her fingerprints are on
+   the murder weapon...!?)
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   ...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   What's wrong?
+   You're looking really solemn.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Is this how it is for Wright?
+   Is this what it's like to be
+   a defense lawyer?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Yeah, I figure it doesn't
+   feel really good.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...To be honest, it feels
+   more like it's detrimental
+   to your health.
+
+ *Shichishito added
+ to the Court Record.*
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Stone wall +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   The Main Gate must be just
+   over that stone wall.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Ah, stone walls...
+   I jumped over a few of
+   those in my time.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   ...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Most of them are good
+   memories, but not all.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Detective... Perhaps someone
+   should introduce you to the
+   concept of paucity of words...
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Top right corner +++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   The Main Hall of Hazakura
+   Temple is above us here.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Hey... You're right!
+   But I'm pretty sure the Main
+   Hall didn't have a 2nd floor.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Hazakura Temple was built on a
+   steep part of the mountain.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   The front and back of the
+   Main Hall are on different
+   levels.
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Oh... That makes sense...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   But wouldn't it be easier
+   just to build the place
+   slanted, sir?
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (I fail to see how he can
+   consider that to be an even
+   remotely good idea.)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

+++ Ski apparatus ++++++++++++++++++++++++++
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Ah! I just love skiing!
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Really? You don't um...
+   seem like the type.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   Well, what about sleds?
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   Sleds? Nah. They're a little
+   too kiddy, you know? Messes
+   with my "hard boiled" image.
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   ...
+
+ Gumshoe:
+   ...What's with the silence,
+   Mr. Edgeworth?
+
+ Edgeworth:
+   (I...Is the world starting to
+   go mad?)
+
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


TALK (TO GUMSHOE)
-----------------

>>> The victim >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Gumshoe:
>   The victim is the famous
>   picture book author,
>   Ms. Elise Deauxnim.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Her entire past, up until she
>   won that writing award last
>   year, is a total mystery.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   It's hard to believe in this
>   day and age you can still
>   find people like that.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   The estimated time of death of
>   the victim was between 10:00
>   and 11:00 PM on Feb. 7th.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Cause of death was blood loss
>   resulting from a stab to the
>   back by the murder weapon.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   The murder weapon...?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   The victim was found skewered
>   with a giant sword, sir.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Th-That's terrible...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Yeah, but there's one
>   strange thing.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...Yes?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   The victim's entire body was
>   covered with bruises.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   The bruises are consistent
>   with falling from the height
>   of a two-story building.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   A two-story building...?
>
> Edgeworth:
>   That would be about the same
>   height as that room in front
>   of us, correct?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Hey, you're right.
>   Way to go, Mr. Edgeworth!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   That just happens to be the
>   room that Elise Deauxnim
>   was staying in!
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (Maybe she was pushed out
>   of the window after she
>   was stabbed by the sword?)
>
> *Autopsy Report added
> to the Court Record.*
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> What happened >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...Now then, Detective.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Let's see if we can summarize
>   what we've learned so far.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   OK! Let's take a look
>   at the map.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   ...According to the
>   testimony of Sister Bikini,
>   the head nun...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   ...she and Maya Fey headed to
>   the Inner Temple right after
>   dinner was finished.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   At 10 PM, after ringing the
>   bell for lights out, Iris
>   went to the Inner Temple.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   When she got there, Bikini
>   had her take over while she
>   went back to Hazakura Temple.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   After taking a hot bath
>   to soothe her back...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   ...Sister Bikini witnessed the
>   murder in the courtyard!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   If you want more details, you
>   should ask Bikini herself in
>   the Main Hall.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (The Inner Temple, huh...?
>   I'd like some more information
>   about that place...)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Tomorrow's trial >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   The trial begins tomorrow,
>   but who's the prosecutor?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   I'm pretty sure it's
>   that Godot guy, but...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   ...nobody can get a hold of
>   him, so they're looking for
>   a replacement.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   What do you mean...?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   It's really weird.
>   All of a sudden, no one
>   can reach him!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Hmm, I wonder if the rumors
>   are true.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Maybe since Mr. Wright caught
>   a cold and won't be defending,
>   he just lost interest.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   I intend to appear in court
>   in the role of defense lawyer.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   However... I would be quite
>   unhappy if it came out that
>   I'm actually a prosecutor.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Yeah, I can see why.
>   But I'm not the one you
>   have to worry about...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   I think the real problem
>   is gonna be that judge...
>
> Edgeworth:
>   ...Yes, he certainly would
>   remember my face, even after
>   such a long absence.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   That's why I requested another
>   judge preside over the case.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   We've only met each other
>   once. There's a good chance
>   he won't remember me at all.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Y-Yeah, but...
>   what about the prosecutor?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Everyone in the prosecutor's
>   office must know you!
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Wouldn't it be a problem if
>   someone there made a
>   big stink, sir?
>
> Edgeworth:
>   There's no need to worry.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   I pulled a few strings and
>   arranged for a prosecutor
>   of my own choosing.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Wow, Mr. Edgeworth...
>   I had no idea you had such
>   a powerful string to pull!
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

>>> Inner Temple >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>
> Edgeworth:
>   What is this Inner Temple
>   that Maya was supposedly
>   training at...?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   According to Bikini, it's an
>   old building they use for
>   training the acolytes.
>
> Gumshoe:
>   It's on the other side of
>   Dusky Bridge.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (The bridge that burned down,
>   huh...)
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Is there anything else on the
>   other side of that bridge
>   besides the Inner Temple?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   Nope, not a thing.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   Nothing?
>
> Gumshoe:
>   The other side is surrounded
>   by cliffs on all sides...
>
> Gumshoe:
>   In a way, it's kinda like a
>   little island out there.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (So the only thing there
>   is the Inner Temple...)
>
> Gumshoe:
>   I hear it's not the kind of
>   place a person could survive
>   in.
>
> Edgeworth:
>   (Please be alright, Maya...)
>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


PRESENT (TO GUMSHOE)
--------------------

*** Victim's Staff *************************
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Oh, so I think I might have
*   already told you about this,
*   but...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   The truth is...
*   When I was a little kid...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   You wanted to become
*   a wizard, right?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Hey, that's amazing!
*   How did you know that!?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   So? What do you think? I'd
*   make a really great one,
*   don't you think?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   We just had this conversation
*   a little while ago, Detective!
*
********************************************

*** Shichishito ****************************
*
* Gumshoe:
*   This sword represents the
*   multiple branches that life
*   can take, all ending as one.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   Hmm...
*   I've never heard that one.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   You know what I think
*   about sometimes?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   What kind of life would I have
*   had if I hadn't joined the
*   Homicide Division.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...So you think about
*   that kind of thing too, huh?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Of course I do.
*   I think about it a lot.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Me as a traffic cop.
*   Me as a detention officer.
*   Me as the Blue Badger...
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (...I guess he doesn't have
*   any plans to leave the force.)
*
********************************************

*** Bikini profile *************************
*
* Gumshoe:
*   This is the witness who saw
*   the crime take place out there
*   in the temple courtyard.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   I'm pretty sure it's gonna be
*   her testimony that'll be key
*   to this case, sir.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   So you mean she's going to
*   be a witness in the trial
*   tomorrow...?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Of course!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   A nun is as trustworthy
*   as you can get! We got
*   this one in the bag!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   ...
*   Oh.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   I-I mean, I've always been
*   on your side, Mr. Edgeworth,
*   sir!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   So yeah, this is a pretty
*   tight spot we've gotten
*   ourselves into, huh!?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (Now I understand why Wright
*   is always breaking into a
*   cold sweat...)
*
********************************************

*** Maya Fey profile ***********************
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I wonder if Maya is alright?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I could never show my face
*   to Wright again if something
*   were to happen to her.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Aww, it'll be OK.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   If that ever happens, you
*   can just show him my face.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   How's that...?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   ...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Ack!
*   Um, I didn't mean it like
*   that, sir!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   It was just a silly
*   little joke!
*
* Edgeworth:
*   I wonder if there is another
*   way to get across to the
*   other side?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   The support wires for the
*   bridge are still intact,
*   correct?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   That bridge is almost
*   20 yards long...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   I know I may look like it,
*   Mr. Edgeworth, but I'm
*   no super hero.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   (In any case, I just hope
*   Maya is alright...)
*
********************************************

*** Pearl Fey profile **********************
*
* Edgeworth:
*   What about Pearl...?
*   Has no one seen her at
*   all since last night?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Seems that way...
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Apparently, she hasn't gone
*   back to Kurain Village either,
*   sir.
*
* Edgeworth:
*   But it's true that she was
*   with Elise Deauxnim at some
*   point last night?
*
* Gumshoe:
*   No doubt about it.
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Ah...!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Y-You mean that maybe
*   whoever killed Ms. Deauxnim
*   also...!?
*
* Edgeworth:
*   D-Don't jump to any
*   crazy conclusions!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   Oooooouuuch!
*
* Gumshoe:
*   ...You sure have one mean
*   punch, Mr. Edgeworth! It's
*   down-right fierce!
*
********************************************

MOVE TO: "Main Gate"

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February 8
Hazakura Temple
Main Gate

Edgeworth:
  ...Hmm.
  I don't see Larry anywhere.

Gumshoe:
  Maybe we scared the
  poor kid away!

Edgeworth:
  (His heart was shut tight
  with a Psycholock.)

Edgeworth:
  (I guess I'll have to look
  for him now...
  What a thorn in my side.)

MOVE TO: "Detention Center"

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February 8
Detention Center
Visitor's Room

Iris: