The Incredible Crash Dummies

"Another Tornado of Torment Strikes"

This was the game that I got when I first got a Gameboy Pocket which was almost 5 years ago. I had never heard of this game much, and I just seconds away from finding out the reason why. So anyway I inserted my cart in and switched on the Gameboy. Then when not even 5 minutes had gone, I was not impressed with it. As Crash Dummies is easily one of the worst games in the universe by MILES. And why the HELL is the word 'Incredible' in the title?! Yeah, incredibly BORING and PANTS! Playing this game is about as fun as having a detention in a gas chamber on a Saturday morning. If you are a sane gamer, read no further...

Gameplay 1/10-The gameplay in this so rubbish and boring that there is almost hardly ANY gameplay in this. You can't really follow the gameplay, I couldn't anyway. For example: In the first level you have to dive down a building without moving-HUH? WHAT IS THE POINT?! What are the idiot makers of this box of rubbish trying to achieve by setting tasks like this?! From where I stood, it looked as if they were trying to get in the Guinness Book of Records for 'Worst Game of all Time'. The tasks get worse though. The pointless and stupid levels include driving into walls and some dry task where you have fly a rocket round without into the edge which is impossible because the routes are too narrow(You won't care if you play it, because I certainly didn't!). The gameplay in this is basically almost dead, and seems too impossible to complete!

Controlling 2/10-Controlling the characters and vehicles is like controlling a paralyzed and drunken slug. You won't even NEED to control in some levels! You may not even be controlling the controllers-you'll probably be WRESTLING FOR them!

Graphics 5/10-Strangely enough, the graphics aren't that bad at all. They are OK for original classic GameBoy graphics and I could see everything clearly when doing the (very crap) levels. I am still suspicious about this, because a pants game usually has pants graphics.

Sound 1/10-The sounds for this are so irritating that they almost, ALMOST gave me a headache! They are like a mixture of the sound of a ring tone and the sound of a radio station with bad reception. That sounds weird-well DERRRRRR! I HAVE said that the 'game' is complete nonsense! Other than that, no comment as there is not really any other sounds, not that I care of course!

Re-playability 1/10-This 'game'? Re-playable? DON'T MAKE ME LAUGH! I'd rather die by being shot to death underwater in a pool of sulphuric acid than play this 'game' again! This game is about as re-playable as nuclear bomb for crying out loud! You won't WANT to be playing this again as you CAN'T really play it at all! You probably won't get to play it again anyway because you'll probably have damaged it long before you get even get to the chance to play it again!

Overall 1/10-If I was allowed, I'd put Minus 15 out of 10! Because Crash Dummies is so poor that it is one HELL of a mystery why it was even thought up of in the first place. If anyone completes this game, it will be a blooming miracle! It sucks even more like dust in a Hoover! The only good thing this game is the graphics. And other good points?:
''PLEASE GET LOST! THERE REALLY IS NOTHING TO SEE HERE!''
This game is so unplayable that it isn't even worth looking at! Every single copy should be burned to dust, dumped in dark isolated alley and never be touched again-YUCK! The game fell out of the crap tree and smashed off every branch on its way down into the deep pit bottom of hell. It certainly deserved to unpopular!

Don't, I repeat, DON'T EVER even rent this game! Not even for a joke! In fact, don't even touch with a very very VERY long pole.

Reviewer's Score: 2/10, Originally Posted: 03/16/02, Updated 03/23/02