Lady Sia

"Could a side-scroller get any worse?"

If you wanted a good game, try Super Mario. Go get Mega Man Battle Network 1,2, or 3. Or just go buy something.
This game? I can't stress the point of why this game was poorly made. Don't buy. Once again, 2 words. Don't buy.

Difficulty- 9/10 This game is just so impossibly hard, I sometimes spent about 3 hours on one stage. Plus, these secret stages (Which require you to get 100 points on the impossible stages, which requires getting full hearts, all gems, all hostages, which are IMPOSSIBLE to get.)

Music- Oh geez, it is just SO bad, the repetitious music, and the sounds, you would wanna go listin to blackboard screeching after hearing this music.

Control- It's is very hard to pull off any of the special moves, so there is no point in trying. The sword fighting was kind of good, but really hard at times.

Story- Meh. A storyline? Hardly. Ok so it's this. GEt your castle back from the evil humans and defeat the bad guy. Wow. How original. Yeah. And when you win, you are probably going ''Oh yeah! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!! i pwN all!! I rule!!'' Or you could go '' OH GEEZ I CANNOT BELIEVE I WASTED 15 DOLLARS, MY BATTERIES, AND MY LIFE PLAYING THIS!!!'' So don't even try.

Playing/Game Play- Terrible. Half the time you are battling this impossible boss, or talking to some strange unknown guy that Lady Sia has a grudge against. It doesn't even give you hint who they are.

Replay Value- You probably can't even get one drop of replay value outta this. There is nothing to do after winning, except getting very angry and throwing this game out the window, and hurting your self for playing. Ha. Don't replay this. It has nothing.

Overall, This game should get a zero. But i can't go that low. So it gets a one. So tell you what. Go get another game instead of wasting a whole 15 dollars on this. 15 dollars is nothing, but for this, it SURE IS! So folks, hopefully you have learned. I am still sad on wasting my money on this game, and you should try to avoid the mistake too. Once again, go buy something else, like a toy or better game. Just not this. I wasted my time on this review, but who cares. Until next time, Ta Ta for now!

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 10/22/03