Chase H.Q.: Secret Police

"A game that makes you WANT to go back to school."

When I first got this game for my Game Boy, I was hoping i would be getting a good game worth playing over the summer. I was totally wrong, I had gotten this thing during the summer, and because I was so bored and didn't want to even THINK about going back through the Hell-gate some of you know as Jr. High. I heard mixed remarks about this game, some good, some bad, so I decided to check it out, even though I didn't know about it.

Graphics: 1/10
DISGUSTING!! Total crud! The graphics of this game are total crud, like I said. The cars look like blobs, and the stuff on the road....EEEEEWW! An Atari with 10 gallons of Coke spilled on it's graphics are the best graphics in the whole world if compared to THIS game.

Sound: 0/10
ARGH! It's literally just 1 nanosecond music repated over and over and over again like the footage of Joe Thismen on TV. It's basically DO DO DADA DO all over again. Sure Bionic Commando had the same music repeated over and over again, but that was QUALITY music. You know, there is a total difference between quality music and total crap.

Gameplay: 1/10
Do you like repetive tasks? Then you'll like this game. All you need to do is to just steer away from the ''Sunday Drivers'' until you reach the criminal, and there, you need to just run into them while those ''Sunday Drivers'' are coming at you at FULL SPEED, and driving like they got their drivers liscense as a prize out of a CEREAL BOX. Geez, those guys must have been ''Oh boy! A driver's liscense! I'm sure glad I got a new one, I'm only the worst driver ever!!''

Difficulty: 0/10
I'm not even gonna say anything about it. It's hard enough just to look at this game.

Replay value: 0/10
If you want to replay this game, then you are crackers.

Overall: 1/10
Only because this game couldn't get a lower score. This game is total crap, if you want to buy this game, then you might as well check into the nearest insane asylum.

Best part: Taking this game, driving to the nearest landfill, digging a deep hole, and buring the charred ashes of this game, tenting my house, disinfecting it, and then erasing my everyone in my community's memory of this game.

Worst part: Every single picosecond of this game, the game that made me want to go back to that awful place known only as....school.

Reviewer's Score: 1/10, Originally Posted: 05/11/03, Updated 05/11/03