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    Character Abilities FAQ
    Timesplitters 2 (GCN)
    Cayene of Doma
    
    
    
    I. Introduction
    
    II. Version History
    
    III. Legal Jargon
    
    IV. The Characters
    
    V. Rankings
    
    VI. Conclusion
    
    
    
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                                Section I. Introduction
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    There have been many discussions on the boards about who the "best" character 
    is. While there isn't one true "best" of the bunch, they can be classified and 
    ranked by statistics.
    
    
    
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                              Section II. Version History
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    Version 1.0
    -Unlocking methods complete.
    -Descriptions complete.
    -Stats complete.
    -Many inherent abilities listed.
    
    Version 2.0
    -New format implemented.
    -Added Rankings section
    
    Version 2.0 Part II
    -Changed my email address. Go GMail!
    -Removed defunct sites from the allowed list.
    
    
    
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                               Section III. Legal Jargon
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    Copyright 2003 Joel Barnett
    
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                              Section IV. The Characters
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    NOTE: Undead means that the character can be decapitated and still keep going.
    
    
                                      Accountant
    
                     Amateur League > Team Series A > Men in Gray
    
    Claims to know the difference between a double tap entry wound and double entry 
                          bookkeeping- but we're not so sure.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 5      Stamina: 4
    
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                                      Ample Sally
    
                     Challenge > Cut-out Shoot-out > Take 'em Down
    
    Always on the lookout for a quick buck, Sally latched onto the Colonel's gang 
     for the chance of fortune and power. They latched onto her for great cooking 
                                 and special cuddles.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                     Aztec Warrior
    
                      Elite League > Duel Meaning > Golden Thighs
    
       Modeling the latest in heavy gold jewelry, nose piercing, pudding bowl 
       haircut and high performance athletic support, this guy cuts a mean dash 
     through any tropical rainforest. He's not so keen on prickly thickets though!
    
                      Accuracy: 3      Agility: 7      Stamina: 4
    
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                                      Baby Drone
    
                   Elite League > Team Series C > They're Not Pets!
    
     The TimeSplitters evil knows no limits- even juvenile drones are forced into 
                                 labor at a young age.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 4
    
                                    Short Character
    
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                                     Badass Cyborg
    
          Challenge > Timesplitters 'Story' Classic > Badass Buspass Impasse
    
               He's the leanest, the meanest and the badass machine-est!
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5
    
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                                      Barby Gimp
    
           Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Time to Split
    
     Once a high fashion model, Barby Gimp turned her back forever on the world of 
      glamour when she decided to have surgical steel fighting claw implants. She 
                still likes to watch the HoloSoaps on her Neural Visor.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 7      Stamina: 4
    
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                                         Bear
    
                   Elite League > Team Series C > They're Not Pets!
    
    Rescued from a animal trap by Lola Varuska, Bear is fanatically loyal and will 
    fight to the death to protect the circus. He's had his fez ever since he was a 
                                         cub.
    
                      Accuracy: 4      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Beetleman
    
                     Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Double Bill
    
        A hideous alien grafting experiment gone wrong, Beetleman fights out of 
            rockabilly rage at what was done to his once beautiful body...
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6     Stamina: 4
    
                                    Short Character
    
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                                       Big Tony
    
                             1932 Chicago (Normal / Hard)
    
       After buying out the Falucci Brothers olive oil import business, Big Tony 
     turned his now slippery hands to more criminal activities. But liquor, loose 
     women and the numbers racket weren't enough- lately it seems he's been taking 
                   shipments from some dodgy out of town characters.
    
                      Agility: 8      Agility: 2     Stamina: 10
    
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                                        Braces
    
                 Honorary League > Elimination Series > Brace Yourself
    
      Despite the fact that he always gets the blame when things go wrong, Braces 
         remains a loyal foot soldier in Big Tony's mob. Whatever he lacks in 
               intelligence he more than makes up for in brute strength.
    
                      Accuracy: 9      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
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                                       Calamari
    
                   Honorary League > Burns 'n' Bangs > Chinese Burns
    
      A political refugee from a distant ocean planet, Calamari hid in a cupboard 
                  when the TimeSplitters attacked the space station.
    
                      Accuracy: 3      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                     Candi Skyler
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     Candy graduated from cadet training just two weeks ago. Although there's been 
        cheap talk around the academy that she failed Astronavigation but got a 
                       dispensation because she has a cute butt.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 4      Stamina: 6
    
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                                      Capt Forest
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
            Capt. Forest is the well respected chief of the Regular Force.
    
                      Accuracy: 9      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5
    
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                                       Capt Night
    
      Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Someone Has Got to Pay
    
    Capt. Night is the daring leader of the Special Forces. He likes to deploy his 
      troops at the slightest sign of trouble. Some of the senior staff officers 
          think that perhaps there's a little too much deploying going on...
    
                      Accuracy: 9      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5
    
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                                       Capt Pain
    
                    Honorary League > Team Series B > Superfly Lady
    
    Capt. Pain could have gone all the way to the top. Unfortunately he volunteered 
       for an experiment in the labs and now he wanders the earth as a soulless 
                                       monster.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
                                   Undead Character
    
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                                       Capt Sand
    
                    Honorary League > Burns 'n' Bangs > Rocket Man
    
                 Capt. Sand is the bold commander of the Desert Force.
    
                      Accuracy: 9      Agility: 5     Stamina: 5
    
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                                       Capt Snow
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
    Capt. Snow is the leader of the Arctic Force. Sometimes the cold climate makes 
                               his earpiece malfunction.
    
                      Accuracy: 9      Agility: 5     Stamina: 5
    
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                                      Captain Ash
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
      Adventurer extraordinaire, Capt. Ash's exploits have carried him to the four 
    corners of the earth. He's always accompanied by the most glamorous assistants 
     and never averse to stopping for a spot of afternoon tiffin. Just to keep the 
                          pecker up, you understand- Tally ho!
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                      Changeling
    
                 Elite League > Frantic Series > Can't Please Everyone
    
       The Changelings are shapeshifting spirits drawn to Notre Dame by the foul 
                            rituals of Jacque de la Morte.
    
                      Accuracy: 4     Agility: 6      Stamina: 4
    
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                                      ChassisBot
    
                      Amateur League > Mode Madness > Scrap Metal
    
      Built from scrap and spare parts scavenged from the sprawling Machine Wars 
      Scrapyards, the lightweight ChassisBots are designed for speed and agility.
    
                      Accuracy: 2      Agility: 4      Stamina: 6
    
                                    Immune to fire
    
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                                       Chastity
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     Before becoming a highly decorated officer in the LAPD, Chastity ran with the 
     gangs in the back streets of Neo Tokyo. She has vowed to help Ghost clear his 
                              name and regain his honor.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 4      Stamina: 6
    
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                                     Chinese Chef
    
             Honorary League > Elimination Series > Baking for the Taking
    
         Still the best in the business. They say his recipe for slow braised 
                TimeSplitter in black bean sauce is out of this world!
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6     Stamina: 3
    
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                                     Colonel, The
    
                             1853 Wild West (Normal/Hard)
    
      After deserting from the Confederate army, the Colonel went deep into South 
        America searching for Inca gold. He returned a changed man, evil and in 
                            possession of strange allies...
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 7      Stamina: 4
    
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                                       Corp Hart
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     Not just an excellent soldier, Corporal Hart is also an expert with all kinds 
    of mechanical and computer technology. She has found her servo-enhanced Tritium 
                 Exo-Arm to be a very useful aid in battle situations.
    
                      Accuracy: 10      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                        Crispin
    
                Amateur League > Too Hot to Handle > Monkey Immolation
    
        Crispin's had one too many brushes with the flamethrower- even he can't 
                         remember what he used to look like...
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                    Cropolite, The
    
             Timesplitters 'Story' Classic > Hit Me Baby One Morgue Time
    
     A demon from another dimension, the Cropolite has been drawn to our world by 
                    the spacetime rift opened by the TimeSplitters.
    
                      Accuracy: 9      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
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                                     Crypt Zombie
    
                     Amateur League > Beginners Series > Casualty
    
     The mortal remains of the cathedral monks had been at rest for generations in 
       the catacombs of Notre Dame, but the evil magic of Jacque de la Morte has 
    raised their mummified corpses as flesh-eating zombies, ready to carry out his 
                                     every demand.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 4
    
                                   Undead Character
    
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                                      Cyberfairy
    
                     Honorary League > Maximus > Cold Corpse Caper
    
      A space-age pixie, the Cyberfairy fits across time zones, drawn to machine 
                          technology like a moth to a flame.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 10      Stamina: 2
    
                                    Short Character
    
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                                     Dark Henchman
    
                   Elite League > Frantic Series > Hangar Hats Off!
    
    When Khallos bought a cheap job lot of sidekick costumes some dudes were lucky 
       enough to get first pick- guess what? They chose black instead of yellow.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Dinosaur
    
           Elite League > Sincerest Form of Flattery > Aztec the Dino Hunter
    
                     He breathes fire and has vestigial forelimbs.
    
                      Accuracy: 2      Agility: 3      Stamina: 7
    
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                                      Dr. Peabody
    
                     Amateur League > Beginners Series > Casualty
    
      Since the age of ten, when he blew up his parents' garden shed, Dr. Thadeus 
     Peabody knew that he was destined to be an explosives scientist. He relishes 
       the chance to further dispel academic stereotypes by running amok with an 
                                   automatic weapon.
    
                      Accuracy: 3      Agility: 3      Stamina: 5
    
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                                    Drone Splitter
    
                Elite League > Sincerest Form of Flattery > Half Death
    
      Once a peaceful amphibian race, the Drones were enslaved when the Splitters 
        invaded their planet. Spinal implants ensure they will never escape the 
                                  Splitters control.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 5
    
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                                     Duckman Drake
    
      Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Someone Has Got to Pay
    
                               He's quack and he's back!
    
                      Accuracy: 3      Agility: 6      Stamina: 3
    
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                                     Elijah Jones
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     Elijah is Peekaboo Jones' great great grandpappy. His life as a bounty hunter 
    began at the age of sixteen, when he saw his parents gunned down in cold blood 
     by cattle rustlers. Since that day his mission has been to confront injustice 
                                 wherever he finds it.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                     Feeder Zombie
    
                   Challenge > Behead the Undead > Day of the Damned
    
    The Feeder Zombie's thought process is quite simple: eat brains...eat brains... 
      eat brains... Although, to be fair, the stains on their T-shirts are mostly 
                                     melon juice.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
                                    Undead Character
    
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                                    Female Trooper
    
                   Amateur League > It's a Blast > Demolition Derby
    
    The Marine Troopers have borne the brunt of the TimeSplitters onslaught against 
                                       humanity.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Gargoyle
    
                     Honorary League > Maximus > Cold Corpse Caper
    
      Infused with stolen life by the TimeSplitters evil aura, the Gargoyles will 
     destroy anything foolish enough to stand in their path. They especially don't 
                                     like pigeons.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
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                                         Ghost
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
        The coolest CyberJock in the Tek Quarter, Ghost can hack an AI CORE in 
     milliseconds. When he declined Sadako's offer to join her gang she planned a 
      bitter revenge. Now he is framed for a crime he did not commit and the Neo 
                            Tokyo police are on his trail.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 4      Stamina: 6
    
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                                    Gingerbread Man
    
             Honorary League > Elimination Series > Baking for the Taking
    
      Flour, brown sugar, shortening, molasses, baking soda, ginger, cinnamon and 
       some well beaten eggs. Mix well, pop in the oven and let the nightmares 
                                       begin...
    
                     Accuracy: 2      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                     Gregor Lenko
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     Gregor Lenko 'The Russian Bear' is one half of a crack military team, working 
      for a covert international consortium. Along with Ilsa Nadir he is sent on 
             assignments that would cause lesser men to quake with fear.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 3      Stamina: 7
    
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                                     Gretel Mk II
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
      Gretel II is a second generation precision killing machine, programmed with 
    stealth and martial arts techniques from around the galaxy. Together with R-109 
               she has been sent to destroy the Machinist's robot army.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 6      Stamina: 4
    
                                    Immune to fire
    
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                                       Handyman
    
         Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Can't Handle This
    
    This guy is straight out of Hatchet Sal's nightmares. Just goes to show, crime 
            doesn't pay- or maybe Sal should have just laid off the cheese.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Hank Nova
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
      Some guys just have it and Hank's one of them. He's seen things you people 
    wouldn't believe, attack ships on fire off the shoulder of... well, whatever. A 
        leaner, meaner, more square jawed hero never graced the operatic stage.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 4
    
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                                     Harry Tipper
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     The crimebusting skills of ex-New York vice cop Harry Tipper are now employed 
    in the fight against international supervillains. This time he's got a license 
                              to chill- Nice tux, Harry!
    
                      Accuracy: 9      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                      Hatchet Sal
    
         Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Can't Handle This
    
      Hatchet Sal got his nickname from his habit of chopping off his unfortunate 
    victims right hands. He used to keep his trophies in a shoe box under his bed, 
     but one night, after too much cheese, he had the mother of all nightmares and 
     his box of gruesome buddies just had to go. He's cleaned up his act now, but 
                         the hatchet moniker stayed with him.
    
                      Accuracy: 3      Agility: 4      Stamina: 6
    
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                                     Hector Baboso
    
                   Amateur League > Beginners Series > Adios Amigos
    
     The son of a saloon girl, Hector was raised in a house of ill repute. After a 
     series of botched hold-ups, he met fellow outlaw Mikey Two-guns in prison and 
                             the pair became firm friends.
    
                      Accuracy: 4      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
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                                       Henchman
    
                   Elite League > Frantic Series > Hangar Hats Off!
    
    The Henchmen are foot soldiers in Khallos' terror organization. Outfitted with 
     the latest in army surplus night vision goggles and flattering figure hugging 
    suits (plus baseball caps!), they cut a dash in any kind of 'secret base under 
                                    attack' chaos.
    
                      Accuracy: 4      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                      High Priest
    
                      Elite League > Duel Meaning > Golden Thighs
    
               Yeah? Well this dude thinks you look pretty strange too!
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 7
    
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                                    Hunchback, The
    
                        Challenge > Glass Smash > Stain Removal
    
     The Hunchback knows all the hidden doorways and secret tunnels of Notre Dame. 
      Horrified by the evil that Jacque de la Morte has unleashed in his beloved 
                 cathedral, he battles to thwart the lunatic's plans.
    
                      Accuracy: 4      Agility: 3      Stamina: 7
    
                                    Short Character
    
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                                     Hybrid Mutant
    
                             1990 Siberia (Normal / Hard)
    
       The TimeSplitters evil aura had a devastating effect on some of the more 
       susceptible Siberian troopers, causing massive genetic mutation. Military 
       scientists tried to turn them into super-soldiers, but after a series of 
      horrific incidents the mutants were deemed uncontrollable and placed under 
                                   maximum security.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
                                   Undead Character
    
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                                      Ilsa Nadir
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     The daughter of Dr. Katje Nadir, Ilsa knows no fear and will gladly undertake 
       the most dangerous search and destroy missions. Few men can come close to 
                 matching her superb fighting and infiltration skills.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 4      Stamina: 6
    
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                                   Impersonator, The
    
                     Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Double Bill
    
       The King returns after a sell out tour of holiday camps and working men's 
                                        clubs.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 5      Stamina: 4
    
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                                     Insect Mutant
    
                    Challenge > Monkeying Around > Simian Shootout
    
      Frank was always telling folks about UFOs in the skies over his garage but 
      nobody believed his tales of alien abductions. Look at him now- what do you 
                                        think?
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
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                                  Jacque de la Morte
    
                            1895 Notre Dame (Normal / Hard)
    
    A psychopathic murderer, Jacque de la Morte's mind has been twisted by visions 
            of 'angels'. Now he teeters on the brink of complete insanity.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10
    
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                                      Jake Fenton
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     Jake has been battling bribery and corruption in Chicago ever since Big Tony 
    came to town. Tony lost him his badge and had him run out of town, but now he's 
        back, working for Lady Jane's agency, and looking to settle the score.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 6      Stamina: 4
    
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                                      Jared Slim
    
                 Elite League > Duel Meaning > If I'm Ugly, You Smell!
    
     A callous murderer and card sharp, Jared was rescued from the gallows by the 
                  Colonel and has been his right hand man ever since.
    
                      Accuracy: 3      Agility: 7      Stamina: 4
    
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                                    Jebediah Crump
    
               Elite League > Sincerest Form of Flattery > Dead Fraction
    
      Jebediah is the only original inhabitant of Little Prospect left. While the 
    town was being taken over by the Colonel and his gang, the crazy old prospector 
    was at the bottom of a mineshaft drinking moonshine. When he surfaced two days 
                  later he couldn't quite work out what had changed.
    
                      Accuracy: 4      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                     Jimmy Needles
    
                      Amateur League > Team Series A > Club Soda
    
      Jimmy Needles is a ruthless assassin brought in from Miami to handle Tony's 
     more tricky hits. This guy's a fruit nut, every morning he has to have half a 
     cantaloupe melon, two fresh grapefruit and a glass of chilled cranberry juice 
                        or else he's just plain ornery all day.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                         Jinki
    
                 Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Nikki Jinki Bricky
    
         Twins from a tiny Oriental village, Nikki and Jinki were sold to the 
     Ringmistress when they were both babes in arms. Strangely, each claims to be 
                                   the elder sister.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 4
    
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                                     Jo-Beth Casey
    
                 Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Babes in the Woods
    
     Mary-Beth Casey's younger sister. Jo-Beth likes to sneak out of her parents' 
     house at weekends to fight crime and kill monsters. Her high school show and 
                   tell sessions are really something quite special.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 10      Stamina: 2
    
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                                     Jungle Queen
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
      Raised in the jungle by wolves, the Jungle Queen's sharp intellect is only 
     hampered by her tight thong and lack of language. Captain Ash has promised to 
               make her a duchess if she comes back to Blighty with him.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 4
    
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                                        Khallos
    
                           1972 Atomsmasher (Normal / Hard)
    
    It's not easy holding the world to ransom but Mr. Khallos seems well qualified 
    for the job. He's got secret bases, doomsday devices, scores of henchmen and a 
    penchant for over elaborate death scenes. He poo-poos his detractors who claim 
       that he got his eye patch from a novelty store and that his first name is 
                                      Archibald.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                    Kitten Celeste
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     Sometimes things get a little too hot under the collar for Harry and he needs 
       some manual assistance from his slinky sidekick, Miss Celeste. Go get 'em 
                                   tiger! Grrrrrrrr!
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                        Krayola
    
                    Honorary League > Team Series B > Hack a Hacker
    
      A high school dropout with a genius level IQ, Krayola shunned the academic 
             world to become the brains behind Sadako's sick experiments.
    
                      Accuracy: 4      Agility: 10      Stamina: 2
    
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                                        Kypriss
    
                       Elite League > Duel Meaning > Golem Guru
    
     Found in a burlap sack at the bottom of a well, no one knows if Kypriss is a 
     supernatural goddess or just a lady with a fancy costume. Despite many offers 
      of money and power she has never raised all of her arms on a public stage.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                       Lady Jane
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
      This hot-blooded socialite skipped Swiss finishing school to set up her own 
     Private Investigation Agency in Chicago. A stickler for fashion you'll never 
      catch her with anything but the latest in haute couture and semi automatic 
                                       weapons.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 4      Stamina: 6
    
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                                        Lawyer
    
                     Amateur League > Team Series A > Men in Gray
    
     Should you, the player, choose freely to play as this character, it is under 
     the express understanding that absolutely no warranty, stated or implied, is 
       given for his performance, or lack thereof, in a deathmatch, or any other 
              arcade scenario, whether in existence or yet to be devised.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 5      Stamina: 4
    
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                                      Lean Molly
    
                   Amateur League > Beginners Series > Adios Amigos
    
               Sally's slender sister. She's not big on special cuddles.
    
                      Accuracy: 2      Agility: 3      Stamina: 5
    
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                                      Leo Krupps
    
                       Honorary League > Maximus > Killer Queen
    
    Leo was once the circus lion tamer. But over the years he adopted more and more 
    of his lions characteristics until one morning he was found alone in the lions' 
            cage, roaring and dribbling. He has lived as a lion ever since.
    
                      Accuracy: 4      Agility: 6      Stamina: 4
    
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                                     Lola Varuska
    
                     Challenge > Monkeying Around > Monkey Mayhem
    
      A Ukranian trapeze artist. Despite the strictures of her corset Lola still 
    manages a dazzling smile. All the gentlemen love her and she has never missed a 
                                        catch.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 8      Stamina: 3
    
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                                     Louie Bignose
    
                  Amateur League > Too Hot to Handle > Disco Inferno
    
     Louie's been slipping and sliming his way in and out of Big Tony's good book 
     for years. Every time Tony promotes him he somehow manages to goof up. Lately 
       he's hit upon the trick of getting Braces to break any bad news to Tony.
    
                      Accuracy: 3      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                        Lt Bush
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
      Lt. Bush used to get into trouble with her superiors because of her unruly 
            hair. Now she follows their advice and keeps it neatly trimmed.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Lt Chill
    
                        Honorary League > Maximus > R-109 Beta
    
       Lt. Chill has the distinction of being the only undead woman in the game.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10
    
                                   Undead Character
    
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                                       Lt Frost
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
    Lt. Frost is an accomplished curling champion. She practices on the frozen lake 
                                    behind the Dam.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Lt Shade
    
                    Amateur League > Team Series A > Station Stand
    
     Lt. Shade is the femme fatale of the Special Forces. Her peroxide blonde hair 
                 often surprises the men during undercover operations.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                        Lt Wild
    
                  Amateur League > Too Hot to Handle > Disco Inferno
    
    Lt. Wild is a striking officer in the Desert Force. She's always had fast track 
         promotion and many say that one day she's destined to make a General.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Machinist
    
                          2315 Robot Factory (Normal / Hard)
    
        An ageless scavenger, the Dark Machinist Child utilizes any components 
       available for his mismatched body, mechanical and biological alike. He is 
           unaware of how twisted and obscene his modifications have become.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 7      Stamina: 3
    
                                    Short Character
    
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                                        Maiden
    
                 Elite League > Frantic Series > Can't Please Everyone
    
            So innocent and so pure, the Maiden is the perfect sacrifice...
    
                      Accuracy: 2      Agility: 3      Stamina: 5
    
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                                     Male Trooper
    
                   Amateur League > It's a Blast > Demolition Derby
    
    The Marine Troopers have borne the brunt of the TimeSplitters onslaught against 
                                       humanity.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                   Marco the Snitch
    
                       Challenge > Cut-out Shoot-out > Fall Out
    
     Marco's turned coat and switched sides far too many times in his short career 
      of crime. Even he can't remember who he's told what to! Sick with worry, he 
                  lives his life in constant fear of mob retaliation.
    
                      Accuracy: 2      Agility: 7      Stamina: 4
    
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                                      Master, The
    
                  Honorary League > Team Series B > Rice Cracker Rush
    
      A wandering Chinese monk, the Master's life is shrouded in mystery. Ladies 
                           can't resist stroking his beard.
    
                      Accuracy: 3      Agility: 4      Stamina: 7
    
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                                      Meezor Mox
    
                     Amateur League > It's a Blast > Spoils of War
    
      The Meezor hate everyone and everything, especially their close cousins the 
                                         Ozor.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                    Mikey Two-guns
    
                 Elite League > Duel Meaning > If I'm Ugly, You Smell!
    
    Mikey was a two-bit horse thief and cattle rustler until the Colonel lured him 
      into his gang with the promise of easy gold and loose women. The women were 
     never easy but some of them had loose gold teeth so I guess The Colonel isn't 
                                    all empty talk.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 7      Stamina: 4
    
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                                       Milkbaby
    
                    Honorary League > Team Series B > Hack a Hacker
    
     Bullied as a child, Milkbaby honed her fighting skills in the dark streets of 
      the Tek Quarter. Now she serves as a vicious foot soldier in Sadako's gang.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10
    
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                                       Mischief
    
                     Challenge > Monkeying Around > Monkey Mayhem
    
     Mischief's happy smile and childlike manner hide her true nature, a psychotic 
     killer with a love of death. The last person who twanged her braces ended up 
                    chopped to pieces in the taffy-pulling machine.
    
                      Accuracy: 4      Agility: 9      Stamina: 2
    
                                    Short Character
    
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                                    Mister Giggles
    
                    Elite League > Frantic Series > Big-Top Blowout
    
     Mister Giggles stumbled into a small English village when he was just a boy. 
     Although he was adopted by a loving family, he was never truly happy until he 
                            ate them and joined the circus.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 7      Stamina: 4
    
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                                        Monkey
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
                                    It's a monkey.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 10      Stamina: 2
    
                                    Short Character
    
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                                     Mr. Underwood
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
      Mr. Underwood has debunked table-rappers and fake mystics all over England. 
    Reports of true supernatural phenomena have brought him to Paris. He has joined 
     forces with the lady Viola to share intelligence in the battle against Jacque 
                                     de la Morte.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 3      Stamina: 7
    
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                                         Nikki
    
                 Elite League > One Shot Thrills > Nikki Jinki Bricky
    
         Twins from a tiny Oriental village, Jinki and Nikki were sold to the 
     Ringmistress when they were both babes in arms. Strangely, each claims to be 
                                   the elder sister.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                        Nikolai
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
      Nikolai is a little too curious for his own good. He's always telling Sgt. 
    Shivers that he knows best and that he can sort out whatever is going on in the 
                              secret base under the Dam.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Ozor Mox
    
                        2280 Return to Planet X (Normal / Hard)
    
       The Ozor hate everyone and everything, especially their close cousins the 
                                        Meezor.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                     Private Coal
    
                        Challenge > Banana Chomp > Gone Bananas
    
    Private Coal is a promising recruit to the Special Forces Unit. He has a crush 
                   on Lt. Shade but hasn't yet dared to ask her out.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                     Private Grass
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
              Private Grass is a hardworking grunt in the regular force.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                    Private Poorly
    
                      Challenge > Banana Chomp > Monkey Business
    
    Private Poorly is feeling a little undead after his unpleasant encounter in the 
                               caverns below Oblask Dam.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10
    
                                   Undead Character
    
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                                     Private Sand
    
                Amateur League > Mode Madness > Shrinking From the Cold
    
             Private Sand is a reliable foot soldier in the Desert Force.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                         R-109
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
    An upgrade of the now outdated R-108, the R-109 is a war robot, built for heavy 
     duty combat. His reasons for destroying the Machinist are more personal than 
     his partner Gretel II, R-109 wants revenge for all his fallen comrades killed 
                                   in Machine Wars.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10
    
                                    Immune to fire
    
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                                    R One-Oh-Seven
    
      Challenge > Timesplitters 'Story' Classic > But Where Do the Batteries Go?
    
    A few deranged zealots were drawn to the Machine Wars. Poor Robert One-Oh-Seven 
    is under the delusion that he is a carefully constructed robot sent to save the 
                                   world from evil.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 4      Stamina: 6
    
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                                      Ramona Sosa
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
      Ramona came over the border hoping for a peaceful life, but with her fiery 
     temper and quick reflexes she quickly fell into work as a law enforcer. When 
      things began turning sour in Little Prospect she sent a wire out to her old 
                           friend Elijah Jones for backup...
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                    Reaper Splitter
    
                          2401 Space Station (Normal / Hard)
    
    Selectively bred for strength and ferocity. Reapers are the main combatants of 
                                the TimeSplitter army.
    
                      Accuracy: 9      Agility: 4      Stamina: 5
    
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                                     Ringmistress
    
                      Elite League > Team Series C > Bags of Fun
    
      The mysterious matriarch of the circus family, the Ringmistress is fiercely 
                          protective of her eldritch troupe.
    
                      Accuracy: 4      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                     Riot Officer
    
                  Honorary League > Team Series B > Rice Cracker Rush
    
     The Neo Tokyo Riot Squad are rigorously trained, acting in all situations to 
                        control disturbances with an iron fist.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Robofish
    
                      Challenge > Monkeying Around > Dam Bursters
    
                          The pesky pop-eyed piscine returns!
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 10      Stamina: 2
    
                            Short Character, Immune to fire
    
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                                        Sadako
    
                            2019 Neo Tokyo (Normal / Hard)
    
     Horrifically burnt in a tenement blaze when she was ten, Sadako's outer scars 
     are nothing compared to the rage and hatred she harbors within. A self-taught 
    hacker, she and her gang have stumbled across technology that could change the 
                                 course of history...
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                   Scourge Splitter
    
           Honorary League > Outnumbered but Never Outpunned > Time to Split
    
     Nothing is known about these fearsome leaders of the TimeSplitters. Although, 
                 their bondage trousers are admired across the galaxy.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 6      Stamina: 4
    
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                                       SentryBot
    
                      Amateur League > It's a Blast > Night Shift
    
         Adapted from old security robots by the Machinist, the SentryBots are 
                        programmed to kill anything that moves.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10
    
                  Immune to fire, Does not appear to take head-shots
    
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                                        Sergio
    
                  Challenge > Behead the Undead > Sergio's Last Stand
    
         The circus strongman, Sergio's incredible strength is tempered with a 
     compassionate personality and love of life. He likes to tend his herb garden 
                              and collect first editions.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
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                                     Sewer Zombie
    
               Challenge > Behead the Undead > Fight Off the Living Dead
    
      The fetid depths of the Parisian sewers are the final resting place of many 
    unfortunate murder victims and diseased beggars. The dark magic suffusing Notre 
                     Dame has reanimated their half-rotted bodies.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10
    
                                   Undead Character
    
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                                      Sgt Cortez
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     An elite squad of space marines are spearheading the counterforce against the 
     TimeSplitters. Sergeant Cortez is a battle-hardened veteran who is proficient 
             with all weapon types and can adapt to any combat conditions.
    
                      Accuracy: 10      Agility: 3      Stamina: 10
    
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                                       Sgt Rock
    
                    Challenge > Cut-out Shoot-out > Pick Yer Piece
    
     Sgt. Rock is a bit of a matchmaker in the Desert Forces. He's always helping 
                       his colleagues to get the girl they want.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                      Sgt Shivers
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     Sgt. Shivers really doesn't like working at Oblask Dam. It's all a bit spooky 
                and he's fed up with Nikolai calling him a scaredy cat.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Sgt Shock
    
                     Amateur League > Beginners Series > Top Shot
    
      Sgt. Shock likes to impress the ladies with his Special Forces uniform. He 
                       keeps the helmet shiny and well polished.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                       Sgt Slate
    
                Amateur League > Mode Madness > Shrinking From the Cold
    
     Sgt. Slate should have stayed away from the biological samples under the Dam.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 2      Stamina: 10
    
                                   Undead Character
    
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                                       Sgt Wood
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
               Sgt. Wood is an upstanding officer in the Regular Force.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 6      Stamina: 6
    
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                                      Slick Tommy
    
                      Amateur League > Team Series A > Club Soda
    
    Slick Tommy fancies himself as a bit of a ladies man, as quick with a knife as 
    he is with the saucy one line come-on. Jimmy hasn't told him that you shouldn't 
                          wear a blue tie with a brown suit.
    
                      Accuracy: 3      Agility: 6      Stamina: 5
    
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                                        Snowman
    
                   Honorary League > Burns 'n' Bangs > Snow Business
    
    Brought to life by a child's wish, the Flying Snowman traverses time in search 
                                  of death or glory.
    
                      Accuracy: 2      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
                                    Short Character
    
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                                      Stone Golem
    
                           1920 Aztec Ruins (Normal / Hard)
    
     The ancient powers of the Temple of T'hochek have imbued the very rocks with 
    life. These mighty creatures possess the strength of a hundred men. No one has 
                ever dared to ask what they keep in their little sacks.
    
                      Accuracy: 8      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
                                    Immune to fire
    
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                                        Stumpy
    
                    Elite League > Frantic Series > Big-Top Blowout
    
    Stumpy is the adopted son of Sergio the Magnificent. The strongman despairs of 
    Stumpy's errant nature and malicious pranks but hopes in his heart that one day 
                      Stumpy will grow up to be a little taller.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
                                    Short Character
    
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                                     Trooper Black
    
               Honorary League > Elimination Series > Starship Whoopers
    
    Trooper Black takes great delight in his work and is always first in line when 
                 Special Forces are deployed- as they frequently are.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5
    
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                                     Trooper Brown
    
                 Honorary League > Elimination Series > Brace Yourself
    
        Trooper Brown often gets hot and bothered inside his gasmask on Desert 
                                      operations.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5
    
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                                     Trooper Green
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
         Trooper Green's gasmask is a great help with his hay fever on summer 
                                      operations.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5
    
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                                     Trooper Grey
    
                   Honorary League > Burns 'n' Bangs > Snow Business
    
      Trooper Grey's foul zombie breath fills the inside of his gasmask and makes 
                                 even his eyes water.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
                                   Undead Character
    
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                                     Trooper White
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
               Trooper White is a promising soldier in the Arctic Force.
    
                      Accuracy: 6      Agility: 5      Stamina: 5
    
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                                     Undead Priest
    
                 Amateur League > Too Hot to Handle > Burns Department
    
     The undead priests are all that remains of Jacque's cult followers. Under his 
    influence they sacrificed their souls for immortality, providing Jacque with an 
                             elite army of dark followers.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 9
    
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                                      Venus Starr
    
                    Honorary League > Burns 'n' Bangs > Rocket Man
    
    Venus left her hometown at a young age in search of fame as a showgirl. Despite 
    her obvious charms and snazzy homemade costume, her career has yet to take off. 
    Perhaps she should have gone somewhere more cosmopolitan than Little Prospect.
    
                      Accuracy: 5      Agility: 3      Stamina: 6
    
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                                         Viola
    
                                  Unlocked by default
    
     The child of a reclusive aristocratic Countessa, Viola assumes the guise of a 
    traveling troubadour as a cover for her true mission- to destroy evil wherever 
                                it bares its ugliness.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 10      Stamina: 2
    
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                                      Wood Golem
    
                     Challenge > Banana Chomp > Playing with Fire
    
     Around the Temple, the thirsty roots of trees have sucked up the blood from a 
      thousand human sacrifices. The souls of these ancient victims now prowl the 
                       earth bound within gnarled skins of wood.
    
                      Accuracy: 7      Agility: 3      Stamina: 7
    
                               More susceptible to fire
    
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    ===============================================================================
                                  Section V. Rankings
    ===============================================================================
    
    This section outlines seven different sections. Top characters according to 
    overall stats, accuracy, agility, and stamina, undead characters, short 
    characters, and inflammable characters.
    
    
    Top Characters (Overall stats)
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    __1- Sgt Cortez
    
    __2- Corp Hart
    
    __3- Braces
         Cropolite, The
    
    __5- Big Tony
         Harry Tipper
         Hybrid Mutant
         R-109
         Riot Officer
         SentryBot
         Stone Golem
    
    _12- Capt Forest
         Capt Night
         Capt Pain
         Capt Sand
         Capt Snow
         Dark Henchman
         Elijah Jones
         Feeder Zombie
         Female Trooper
         Gargoyle
         Male Trooper
         Private Coal
         Private Poorly
         Ramona Sosa
         Sgt Shock
         Sgt Slate
         Trooper Grey
         Undead Priest
         Viola
    
    _31- Barby Gimp
         Colonel, The
         Crispin
         Cyberfairy
         Gregor Lenko
         Gretel Mk II
         Ilsa Nadir
         Insect Mutant
         Jacque de la Morte
         Jake Fenton
         Jo-Beth Casey
         Khallos
         Kitten Celeste
         Kypriss
         Lady Jane
         Lola Varuska
         Lt Chill
         Mister Giggles
         Monkey
         Mr. Underwood
         Reaper Splitter
         Scourge Splitter
         Sewer Zombie
         Sgt Rock
         Sgt Shivers
         Sgt Wood
         Stumpy
    
    _58- Baby Drone
         Beetleman
         Captain Ash
         Hank Nova
         High Priest
         Jinki
         Jungle Queen
         Lt Bush
         Lt Frost
         Lt Shade
         Lt Wild
         Mikey Two-guns
         Milkbaby
         Nikolai
         Private Grass
         Private Sand
         Robofish
         Sadako
         Sergio
         Wood Golem
    
    _78- Ample Sally
         Badass Cyborg
         Candi Skyler
         Ghost
         Hector Baboso
         Henchman
         Impersonator, The
         Krayola
         Machinist
         Meezor Mox
         Ozor Mox
         Trooper Black
         Trooper Brown
         Trooper Green
         Trooper White
    
    _93- Chastity
         Crypt Zombie
         Drone Splitter
         Mischief
         Nikki
         R One-Oh-Seven
    
    _99- Accountant
         Aztec Warrior
         Changeling
         Chinese Chef
         Handyman
         Hunchback, The
         Jared Slim
         Jimmy Needles
         Lawyer
         Leo Krupps
         Master, The
         Slick Tommy
         Venus Starr
    
    112- Bear
         Hatchet Sal
         Jebediah Crump
         Marco the Snitch
         Ringmistress
    
    117- Calamari
         ChassisBot
         Dinosaur
         Duckman Drake
         Louie Bignose
    
    122- Dr. Peabody
         Gingerbread Man
         Snowman
    
    125- Lean Molly
         Maiden
    
    
    Top Characters (Accuracy)
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    __1- Corp Hart
         Sgt Cortez
    
    __3- Braces
         Capt Forest
         Capt Night
         Capt Sand
         Capt Snow
         Cropolite, The
         Harry Tipper
         Reaper Splitter
    
    _11- Big Tony
         Captain Ash
         Elijah Jones
         Gregor Lenko
         Gretel Mk II
         Hybrid Mutant
         Ilsa Nadir
         Jake Fenton
         Lady Jane
         Mr. Underwood
         R-109
         Ramona Sosa
         Riot Officer
         Scourge Splitter
         SentryBot
         Stone Golem
    
    _27- Baby Drone
         Barby Gimp
         Beetleman
         Capt Pain
         Colonel, The
         Crispin
         Dark Henchman
         Drone Splitter
         Feeder Zombie
         Female Trooper
         Gargoyle
         Hank Nova
         High Priest
         Impersonator, The
         Jinki
         Jungle Queen
         Kitten Celeste
         Kypriss
         Lola Varuska
         Male Trooper
         Mister Giggles
         Private Coal
         Private Poorly
         Sgt Shock
         Sgt Slate
         Trooper Grey
         Undead Priest
         Viola
         Wood Golem
    
    _56- Badass Cyborg
         Candi Skyler
         Cyberfairy
         Ghost
         Insect Mutant
         Jacque de la Morte
         Jo-Beth Casey
         Khallos
         Lt Chill
         Machinist
         Mikey Two-guns
         Monkey
         Nikki
         Sadako
         Sewer Zombie
         Sgt Rock
         Sgt Shivers
         Sgt Wood
         Stumpy
         Trooper Black
         Trooper Brown
         Trooper Green
         Trooper White
    
    _79- Accountant
         Ample Sally
         Chastity
         Chinese Chef
         Crypt Zombie
         Handyman
         Jimmy Needles
         Lawyer
         Lt Bush
         Lt Frost
         Lt Shade
         Lt Wild
         Meezor Mox
         Milkbaby
         Nikolai
         Ozor Mox
         Private Grass
         Private Sand
         R One-Oh-Seven
         Robofish
         Sergio
         Venus Starr
    
    101- Bear
         Changeling
         Hector Baboso
         Henchman
         Hunchback, The
         Jebediah Crump
         Krayola
         Leo Krupps
         Mischief
         Ringmistress
    
    111- Aztec Warrior
         Calamari
         Dr. Peabody
         Duckman Drake
         Hatchet Sal
         Jared Slim
         Louie Bignose
         Master, The
         Slick Tommy
    
    120- ChassisBot
         Dinosaur
         Gingerbread Man
         Lean Molly
         Maiden
         Marco the Snitch
         Snowman
    
    
    Top Characters (Agility)
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    __1- Cyberfairy
         Jo-Beth Casey
         Krayola
         Monkey
         Robofish
         Viola
    
    __7- Mischief
    
    __8- Lola Varuska
    
    __9- Aztec Warrior
         Barby Gimp
         Colonel, The
         Jared Slim
         Machinist
         Marco the Snitch
         Mikey Two-guns
         Mister Giggles
    
    _17- Ample Sally
         Baby Drone
         Beetleman
         Changeling
         Chinese Chef
         Corp Hart
         Crispin
         Crypt Zombie
         Dark Henchman
         Duckman Drake
         Elijah Jones
         Female Trooper
         Gretel Mk II
         Hank Nova
         Harry Tipper
         Henchman
         Jake Fenton
         Jinki
         Jungle Queen
         Khallos
         Kitten Celeste
         Kypriss
         Leo Krupps
         Lt Bush
         Lt Frost
         Lt Shade
         Lt Wild
         Male Trooper
         Meezor Mox
         Nikolai
         Ozor Mox
         Private Coal
         Private Grass
         Private Sand
         Ramona Sosa
         Riot Officer
         Sadako
         Scourge Splitter
         Sgt Rock
         Sgt Shivers
         Sgt Shock
         Sgt Wood
         Slick Tommy
    
    _60- Accountant
         Badass Cyborg
         Capt Forest
         Capt Night
         Capt Sand
         Capt Snow
         Impersonator, The
         Lawyer
         Reaper Splitter
         Trooper Black
         Trooper Brown
         Trooper Green
         Trooper White
    
    _73- Candi Skyler
         ChassisBot
         Chastity
         Ghost
         Hatchet Sal
         Ilsa Nadir
         Lady Jane
         Master, The
         R One-Oh-Seven
    
    _82- Bear
         Braces
         Calamari
         Capt Pain
         Captain Ash
         Cropolite, The
         Dinosaur
         Dr. Peabody
         Drone Splitter
         Feeder Zombie
         Gargoyle
         Gingerbread Man
         Gregor Lenko
         Handyman
         Hector Baboso
         High Priest
         Hunchback, The
         Hybrid Mutant
         Insect Mutant
         Jebediah Crump
         Jimmy Needles
         Lean Molly
         Louie Bignose
         Maiden
         Mr. Underwood
         Nikki
         Ringmistress
         Sergio
         Sgt Cortez
         Snowman
         Stone Golem
         Stumpy
         Trooper Grey
         Undead Priest
         Venus Starr
         Wood Golem
    
    118- Big Tony
         Jacque de la Morte
         Lt Chill
         Milkbaby
         Private Poorly
         R-109
         SentryBot
         Sewer Zombie
         Sgt Slate
    
    
    Top Characters (Stamina)
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    __1- Big Tony
         Jacque de la Morte
         Lt Chill
         Milkbaby
         Private Poorly
         R-109
         SentryBot
         Sewer Zombie
         Sgt Cortez
         Sgt Slate
    
    _11- Braces
         Capt Pain
         Cropolite, The
         Feeder Zombie
         Gargoyle
         Hector Baboso
         Hybrid Mutant
         Insect Mutant
         Sergio
         Stone Golem
         Stumpy
         Trooper Grey
         Undead Priest
    
    _24- Dinosaur
         Gregor Lenko
         High Priest
         Hunchback, The
         Master, The
         Mr. Underwood
         Wood Golem
    
    _31- Bear
         Calamari
         Candi Skyler
         Captain Ash
         ChassisBot
         Chastity
         Corp Hart
         Dark Henchman
         Female Trooper
         Ghost
         Gingerbread Man
         Handyman
         Hatchet Sal
         Henchman
         Ilsa Nadir
         Jebediah Crump
         Jimmy Needles
         Khallos
         Lady Jane
         Louie Bignose
         Lt Bush
         Lt Frost
         Lt Shade
         Lt Wild
         Male Trooper
         Nikki
         Nikolai
         Private Coal
         Private Grass
         Private Sand
         R One-Oh-Seven
         Ringmistress
         Riot Officer
         Sgt Rock
         Sgt Shivers
         Sgt Shock
         Sgt Wood
         Snowman
         Venus Starr
    
    _70- Ample Sally
         Badass Cyborg
         Capt Forest
         Capt Night
         Capt Sand
         Capt Snow
         Crispin
         Dr. Peabody
         Drone Splitter
         Elijah Jones
         Harry Tipper
         Kitten Celeste
         Kypriss
         Lean Molly
         Maiden
         Meezor Mox
         Ozor Mox
         Ramona Sosa
         Sadako
         Slick Tommy
         Trooper Black
         Trooper Brown
         Trooper Green
         Trooper White
    
    _94- Accountant
         Aztec Warrior
         Baby Drone
         Barby Gimp
         Beetleman
         Changeling
         Colonel, The
         Crypt Zombie
         Gretel Mk II
         Hank Nova
         Impersonator, The
         Jake Fenton
         Jared Slim
         Jinki
         Jungle Queen
         Lawyer
         Leo Krupps
         Marco the Snitch
         Mikey Two-guns
         Mister Giggles
         Reaper Splitter
         Scourge Splitter
    
    116- Chinese Chef
         Duckman Drake
         Lola Varuska
         Machinist
    
    120- Cyberfairy
         Jo-Beth Casey
         Krayola
         Mischief
         Monkey
         Robofish
         Viola
    
    
    Undead Characters
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    Capt Pain
    Crypt Zombie
    Feeder Zombie
    Hybrid Mutant
    Lt Chill
    Private Poorly
    Sewer Zombie
    Sgt Slate
    Trooper Grey
    
    
    Short Characters
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    Baby Drone
    Beetleman
    Cyberfairy
    Hunchback, The
    Machinist
    Mischief
    Monkey
    Robofish
    Snowman
    Stumpy
    
    
    Inflammable Characters
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    ChassisBot
    Gretel Mk II
    R-109
    Robofish
    SentryBot
    Stone Golem
    
    
    
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                                Section VI. Conclusion
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