Review by kevincady

"A lame attempt to sell a couple if games"

When I first heard about BMX XXX, I thought it looked at a little fun, but somewhat stupid. So I decided to rent it to see if I would enjoy it, which I did not. This game was terrible, and for the people who are thinking about getting this game. the nudity is censored, so don't get your hopes up.

Graphics-6/10

The graphics are one of the little decent things in this game. I'm not saying they are good, but they worked for me. The character are a little messed up, and the places you are in aren't as bright, but they'll just have to do.

Controls-2/10

Wow, I have never given a game a 2 for the controls, but these controls are bad. I mean, they are easy to learn the tricks and what buttons to push, but the fact that the tricks don't work when you push the buttons just goes to show how poor this game is.

Gameplay-6/10

The gameplay is just like a Dave Mirra game....except with nudity....and potty humor. You don't get a time limit. Instead, you get a health meter, which basically means that you can't crash a whole lot or you will lose. One thing that you can do in the game is create a character. You can pick what type of hair you want, tattoos, and more. So the main part in the missions is to unlock some tapes of strippers, but don't get your hopes up on something big, because the tapes are something that could be on TV without editing.

Replay Value-5/10

There is nothing that you can really do after you beat the game. Once you beat the game, put it in it's case and never take it out again! If you really wanna see the stripper video again you can replay this, but it's really not that worth it. The only good thing about replay is that you can play with your friends or whoever.

Rent or Buy

Definitely a renter. I wouldn't have even rented it if I had known how bad it was. But seriously, you should not but this game, unless you are a twelve year old boy, then it is exceptionably,but otherwise this game is terrible.

Overall-4/10

Overall the game is lame and boring. Bad graphics, stupid missions, and lame jokes. If you are a fan of BMX games then get Dave Mirra, not this game. So if you wanna see what this game is like, than rent it, don't buy it.



Reviewer's Score: 4/10 | Originally Posted: 01/16/03, Updated 01/16/03


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