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                VC's RADIO STATIONS SCRIPT
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             This document is protected by US Copyright Law, it is for private
    and personal use only and it cannot be reprinted in part or in whole, or
    reproduced in any way or in any form written or otherwise. The radio station
    scripts were originally written by Lazlow Jones and Dan Houser, while this
    In-Depth FAQ was created by me, Kintaro Oe age 25 and my partners in crime
    NMR, and Antonio "Cait Sith" Ortega. We're in no way affiliated with Rockstar
    games, Rockstar North, or Sony Playstation in anyway. If anyone has any
    question please feel free to e-mail us at the e-mails found below this FAQ.
     
    The Grand Theft Auto series is (c) Rockstar and (c) Rockstar North
    
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    Grand Theft Auto: Vice City – VC's Radio Stations Script
    Written by Kintaro Oe age 25, Cait Sith and NMR
    Version 03 – December 17, 2002
    
    New Updates
    12/17/02
    01 - Fixed the spelling error on Megadeth.
    
    02 - Antonio "Cait Sith" Ortega added his Espantoso script to the FAQ, it
         contains both the original version and the translation.
         Thanks Cait Sith!
    
    03 - Thanks goes to Sönke Hoffmann for the corrections on Nena's 99 
         Luftballons song.
    
    04 - Since VCPR and K-Chat have been posted in GameFAQs already, I've decided
         not to add them to the script. :(
    
    Old Updates
    11/26/02
    01 - Fixed some minor error on the V Rock script and on the Fist Fury song, 
         my thanks goes to A. Wood.
    
    02 - Finally finished the Dangerous Bastard song, thanks to NMR and
         HLBlueShif for that one.
    
    03 - I fixed some other errors that were found on the V Rock script.
    
    04 - Added the segment of when Lazlow gets kicked off the rock station,
         thanks to NMR.
    
    05 - Added NMR's Wave 103 script and the title has been changed from V Rock
         script to VC's Radio Station script, which will now contain the script
         to all 9 radio stations.
    
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    Coming Soon
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    01 - I'll be taking care of Fever and Wildstyle. They should be added to the
         script soon.
    
    02 - Either by the end of December or Somewhere around January, the Flash and 
         the Emotion script will be added. Better late than never!   
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    Introduction
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    This FAQ is dedicated to the music of GTA : Vice City, and aims to provide 
    full transcriptions of all the in-game radio stations, as well as 'extensive
    information' on anything anyone happens to e-mail us about. ^_^
    
    The FAQ is split into separate categories for each radio station in the game.
    Each station consists of several songs and commercials, linked together by
    intermissions comprised of jingles, and DJ banter. The stations are all 59
    minutes or more of recording, which are looped continuously, playing the same
    recording for the entire duration of the game. In the FAQ, each station has 
    it's own section, containing the radio station's playlist, and a full
    transcription of the radio station, including the lyrics to all the songs.
    
    If you have any questions, suggestions or contributions regarding the *MUSIC*
    of Vice City, the email is Kintarooeage25@hotmail.com
    
    Please do NOT contact us asking about the gameplay of the game.. That would be
    incredibly out-of-character, and will force NMR to actually play the missions,
    instead of sitting in a car and listening to Wave 103 for 3 hours at a time..
    Seriously.. He has actually done it before!
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    Table of Contents
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         (Above)
    I---Copyright Notice
     
    II---FAQ Information
    
    III---Version History
    
    IV---Coming Soon
    
    V---Introduction
          
         (Below)
    VI---V Rock
    
    VII---Wave 103 
    
    VIII---Emotion 98.3 (Coming Soon) 
    
    IX---Flash FM (Coming Soon) 
    
    X---Wildstyle Pirate Radio (Coming Soon) 
    
    XI---Fever 105 (Coming Soon) 
    
    XII---Espantoso 
    
    XV---NMR's FAQ
    
    XVI---Thank You 
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    V Rock
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    RADIO STATION - 01
    VROCK HOSTED BY LAZLOW
    Written by Kintaro Oe age 25
    Script by Dan Houser and Lazlow Jones
    
    01---Kintaro's V Rock Introduction
    
    02---Judas Priest’s You’ve got Another Thing Comin’
         “V Rock till you drop”
    
    03---Love Fist’s Fist Fury
         “I flunked school cause I’m hard core!”
    
    04---David Lee Roth’s Yankee Rose
         “If you can’t wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can you do?”
    
    05-–-Twisted Sister’s I Wanna Rock
         “This is V Rock?”
    
    06---Motley Crue’s Too Young To Fall in Love
         “I hope I die before I get old!”
    
    07---Commercial 1 – Patriotism
         “Make sure you do the American thing!”
     
    08---Commercial 2 – Love Fist Tour
         “Shot your sons!”
    
    09---Quiet Riot’s Cum on Feel the Noise
         “Where we’ll peck your eyes out!”
    
    10---Commercial 3 – Exploder: Evacuator Part 2
         “I’ll cry when I’m done killin!”
    
    11---The Cult’s She Sells Sanctuary
         “Some mutha-fatha V Rock!”
    
    12---Phone call 1: Lazlow versus Cousin Ed
         “What’re you like a red neck?”
    
    13---Ozzy Osbourne’s Bark at the Moon
         “Willy the Vulture is gonna be there handing out sharp objects.”
    
    14---Commercial 4 - Maibazu Thunder
         “Nights of the road, here’s your stallion!”
    
    15---Commercial 5 – Complete the Look
         “Wow! You look like a Satanist”
    
    16---Love Fist’s Dangerous Bastard
         “New wave this pal!”
    
    17---Commercial 6 - Ammu-Nation
         “Actually used when we whooped Australia’s ass!”
    
    18---Iron Maiden’s 2 Minutes to Midnight
         “It’s gonna be a “win it before you can pawn it” weekend!”
    
    19---Commercial 7 - The Exploder Survival Knife
         “That’ll shut you up!”
    
    20---Phone call 2: Snow Dog YO!
         “Black trash bags that’s classy!”
    
    21---Loverboy’s Working for the Weekend
         “It’s Lazlow! A. k. a. DJ hard rocker!”
    
    22---Phone call 3: Big Mitch Baker, You hear!
         “You’ll be crappin hair bands till Christmas! You hear!”
    
    23---Alcatrazz’s God Bless Video
         “AH! Vets are so cranky!”
    
    24---Tesla’s Cumin’ Atcha Live
         “If you wake up next to a fat hog in a trailer”
    
    25---Autograph’s Turn up the Radio
         “Sissy Sprits your perm! That’s pretty cool!”
    
    26---Megadeth’s Peace Sells
         “Only sissies cry!”
    
    27---Commercial 8 - Knife after Dark
         “Rated R for retarded”
    
    28---Anthrax’s Madhouse
         “Well how you gonna learn to party at school mom?!”
    
    29---Slayer’s Raining Blood
         “I about had with this stupid vulture!”
    
    30---FAQ Special: Lazlow gets kicked off the station
         "I tell you man you can't stop me right now!"
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    Kintaro's V Rock Introduction
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             This is what happens when someone has too much time in their hands, 
    they write the script of their favorite video game. But why write the script 
    of GTA: VC’s rock radio station? Well because of two reasons. The first is
    that I love the songs that are on the station and second I’m a big fan of
    Lazlow. Anyway let’s rock!      
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    *JUDAS PRIEST - YOU’VE GOT ANOTHER THING COMIN’*
    
    One life I'm gonna live it up 
    I'm takin' flight I said I'll never get enough 
    Stand tall I'm young and kinda proud 
    I'm on top as long as the music's loud 
    
    If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by 
    You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die 
    Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had 
    You think I'll let it go you're mad 
    You've got another thing comin' 
    You've got another thing comin'
    
    That's right here's where the talkin' ends 
    Well listen, listen this night there'll be some action spent 
    Drive hard I'm callin' all the shots 
    I got an ace card comin' down on the rocks 
    
    If you think I'll sit around while you chip away my brain 
    Listen I ain't foolin' and you'd better think again 
    Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had 
    You think I'll let it go you're mad 
    You got another thing comin 
    You got another thing comin'
    You got another thing comin'
    
    In this world we're livin' in we have our share of sorrow 
    Answer now is don't give in, aim for a new tomorrow 
    
    Oh so hot no time to take a rest yeah 
    Act tough ain't room for second best 
    Real strong got me some security 
    Hey I'm a big smash I'm goin' for infinity yeah 
    
    If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by 
    You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die 
    Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had 
    You think I'll let it go you're mad 
    You've got another thing comin'
    You’ve got another thing comin 
    You’ve got another thing comin 
    you’ve got another thing...Owowowow!
    You’ve got another thing comin'
    Hey comin' now
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    LAZLOW: V Rock till you drop! God I never get tired of that one! Hey did you 
    hear that BJ is gonna be coming back to play for the Mambas, that is 
    unbelievable! You know I only been in Vice City a few months now, but it’s 
    clear to me that my opinion is really important to you!
    
    MALE ANNOUCER: New wave this pal! We’re the one and only V Rock!
    
    (Love Fist's Fist Fury begins playing)
    
    LAZLOW: Don’t forget Love Fist are in town right now... Love Fist is in 
    town... whatever I flunked school cause I’m hard core!
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    *LOVE FIST - FIST FURY*
    
    Here we go again
    Cruisin in the right side of town
    Where the chicks taste like candy, but all the guys look like clowns
    Yea! Here’s what I’m gonna do 
    I’m gonna get and fix some of the best
    Driving by in my Porscha, down in the roadhouse to get us some
    
    Love Fist fury, we’re just getting pussy
    Our love rockets are too aroused
    The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
    Shooting love fist fuel all around
    
    Six A. M. on the morning after the beast rest up for awhile
    Last night saw some ugly fighting brawl
    Because the badge mustn’t want us in town
    I said “come on guys chill for awhile, join us in our Fist world”
    Thank god the badge chose the Love Fist for a drunken crazy wild
    
    Love Fist fury, checkin out all the pussy
    Let your love rockets do all the rounds
    The girls are going crazy, tonight is getting hazy
    Shooting love fist fuel from their mouths
    
    Love Fist fury, we’re just getting pussy
    Our love rockets are too aroused
    The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
    Shooting love fist fuel all around
    
    Love Fist fury, we’re just getting pussy
    Our love rockets are too aroused
    The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
    Shooting love fist fuel all around
    
    Love Fist fury, we’re just getting pussy
    Our love rockets are too aroused
    The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
    Shooting love fist fuel all around
    
    Love Fist fury, we’re just getting pussy
    Our love rockets are too aroused
    The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
    Shooting love fist fuel all around
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    MALE ANNOUCER: V Rock! (Echo)
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    *DAVID LEE ROTH - YANKEE ROSE*
    
    What? Well, let me roll up on to the
    Sidewalk and take a look
    Yes, Whoa! She's beautiful
    I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha and she looks wild, wild, wild, wild!
    
    Are you ready for the new sensation?
    Well, here's the shot heard 'round the world.
    All you backroom boys salute when her flag unfurls.
    Well, guess who's back in circulation?
    Now, I don't know what you may have heard
    but what I need right now's the original goodtime girl.
    
    She's a vision from coast to coast, (coast to coast)
    sea to shining sea. (sea to shining sea)
    Hey, sister, you're perfect host. (Make a toast)
    
    Show me your bright lights and your city lights, all right.
    I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose.
    Bright lights in your city lights, all right.
    I'm talkin' 'bout it.
    
    When she walks, watch, the sparks will fly,
    firecrackin' on the fourth of July.
    No sad songs tonight, something's in the air. (Do you feel like this?)
    She's a real state of independents.
    So pretty when her rockets glare,
    still provin' any night that her flag is still there.
       
    She's a vision from coast to coast, (coast to coast)
    sea to shining sea. (sea to shining sea)
    Hey, sister, you're perfect host. (Make a toast)
    
    Show me your bright lights and your city lights, all right.
    I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose.
    Bright lights in your city lights, all right.
    I'm in love with the Yankee Rose.
    
    Ah, she's beautiful, alright,
    mm, nothin' like her in the whole world.
    Yeah, she's right on time, I'm on the case.
    Pick up the phone, no time to waste.
    She got the beat and here's a little bit comin' your way.
    
    Oh raise 'em up there
    Let's see who salutes baby
    Little bit, little bit, little bit higher
    Here's the National Anthem
    Swing 'em from here
    I wanna get
    A little bit of apple pie man 
    
    Bright lights, city lights...
    Bright lights, city lights...
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    MALE ANNOUNCER: If you can’t wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can you do? This 
    is V Rock!
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    *TWISTED SISTER – I WANNA ROCK*
    
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    
    Turn it down you say,
    Well all I got to say to you is time, time again I say, "No!"
    No! No, No, No, No, No!
    Tell me not to play
    Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to play,
    I say, "No!"
    No! No, No, No, No, No!
    So, if you ask me why I like the way I play it
    There's only one thing I can say to you
    
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    
    There's a feelin' that
    I get from nothin' else and there ain't nothin' in the world
    That makes me go!
    Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
    Turn the power up
    I've waited for so long so I could hear my favorite song so,
    Let's go!
    Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
    When it's like this I feel the music shootin' through me
    There's nothin' else that I would rather do
    
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
     
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock!
    
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
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    MALE ANNOUNCER: The 100% official home of rebellion! V Rock!
    
    LAZLOW: Alright we got some more rock lined up for ya. But wait! One moment! 
    I...I think you rather listen to me talk for a while first. That’s what you 
    get on V Rock, rock and roll and me. I’m not sure which I prefer. Here’s the 
    Crue.
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    *MOTLEY CRUE - TOO YOUNG TO FALL IN LOVE*
    
    You say our love
    Is like dynamite
    Open your eyes
    it's like fire and ice
    Well you're killing me
    Your love's a guillotine
    Why don't you just set me free
    
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)
    
    (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)
    
    Run for the hills
    We’re both sinners and saints
    Not a woman, but a whore
    Oh I can taste the hate
    Well now I'm killing you
    Watch your face turning blue
    Not yet a man
    Just a punk in the street
    
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (to fall in love)
    
    (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Much too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)
    
    You say our love
    Is like dynamite
    its no surprise
    you've got one-way eyes
    Well you're killing me
    Your love's a guillotine
    Not yet a man
    Just a punk in the street
    
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (to fall in love)
    
    (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Much too young)
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    LAZLOW: Thanks guys! That one rocks!
    
    (Oh I’m too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)
    
    LAZLOW: Here on V Rock the home of the vulture in Vice City. The Vulture is 
    our mascot, which we need because those idiots, the retards, the guys that 
    wear the suits in marketing think I can’t carry this station on my own. Well 
    you’re wrong! I hope I die before I get old! I’m sure I will thanks to this 
    life of excess I lead.
    
    MALE ANNOUNCER: V Rock! For people who wear nametags to work.
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    *PATRIOTISM (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    MALE VOICE: What makes a real American? A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T-bone 
    steak? Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? Maybe it’s the freedom to go 
    into a poor country and tell them how to do things?! Heh! Those are all great 
    qualities! But one thing that makes a true patriot is the ability to choose 
    an American car! When you buy an import you take a hot meal off a hard 
    working American’s table. (Baby cries) There, there! This poor girl is going 
    to starve to death, just because you bought a cheaper, more efficient 
    Maibazu. Without gross symbols of excess, what will Americans have to look up 
    to? Our great industries is a threaten! Cars, pornography, armaments! And 
    they need your help! So the next time you buy a car, a piece of adult
    literature or a missile defense system! Make sure you do the American thing!
    
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    *LOVE FIST (Commercial)*
    
    V ROCK’S MALE ANNOUNCER: Lock up your daughters! (Door is slammed then 
    locked) Shoot your sons!
    
    BOY: Dad! (Gun fires)
    
    V ROCK’S MALE ANNOUNCER: Because Love Fist is coming to town! (Fist, fist, 
    fist till morning) The world tour that has been ban through out the world 
    comes to Vice City. The monsters of rock and roll excess, Love Fist! (The 
    girls are going crazy cause we are getting lazy shooting love fist fuel all 
    around) Get ready for a night of death metal love ballads that’ll have you 
    shoving your fist in the air! It’s the steel hearts, stone cold prostate 
    tour! Brought to you by Giggle Cream, because dessert should be funny! And 
    the Maibazu Thunder, because after you get struck by lighting (Lighting 
    noise) there’s thunder! Come see the pounding rock from the band that brought 
    you hits like “Shin Stainer”, “Liver Buster” and “Dangerous Man Dead Family”. 
    Come get love fisted! Love Fist at the Vice City arena! Brought to you by V 
    Rock!
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    LAZLOW: Welcome back you’re listening to V Rock. Let’s get on with the rock 
    and roll! I’m Lazlow, Enjoy this one. It’s really special.
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    *QUIET RIOT - CUM ON FEEL THE NOISE*
    
    Cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We’ll get wild, wild, wild, 
    Wild, wild, wild,
    
    So you think I got an evil mind, 
    I'll tell you honey
    I don't know why
    I don't know why
    
    So you think my singing's out of time, 
    It makes me money
    I don't know why
    I don't know why anymore
    Oh no
    
    So cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We’ll get wild, wild, wild, 
    Wild, wild, wild, 
    Cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We’ll get wild, wild, wild, 
    Aoooooooo
    
    So you say I got a funny face, 
    I got no worries
    And I don't know why
    I don't know why
    
    I'm a scruff bag well it's no disgrace, 
    I’m in no hurry
    And I don't know why
    I don't know why anymore
    No, no, no
    
    So cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We’ll get wild, wild, wild, 
    Wild, wild, wild, 
    Cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We’ll get wild, wild, wild, 
    Wild, wild (Come on!)
    
    Well you think we have a lazy time, 
    You should know better
    I don't know why
    I don't know why
    
    So you say I got a dirty mind, 
    I'm a mean go getter
    I don't know why
    I don't know why anymore
    Oh no
    
    Cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We’ll get wild, wild, wild,
    Wild, wild, wild,
    
    Cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We’ll get wild, wild, wild,
    Oooooh
    
    Cum on, feel it
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild, (We’re gonna get wild)
    Wild, wild, wild, 
    Cum on feel the noise (rock it tonight)
    Girls rock your boys
    We’ll get wild,
    ==============================================================================
    
    MALE ANNOUNCER: The home of rebellion and the Vulture (squawk)! This is V 
    Rock! Where rock and roll reign supreme! Where we’ll peck your eyes out!
    
    LAZLOW: This is the 100% official home of rebellion with me Lazlow. The rebel 
    rouser, hell raiser in chief! That’s right! I’am the master of darkness! 
    That’s why my name’s Lazlow.
    
    MALE ANNOUNCER: It’s Lazlow on V Rock! The home of all rebellion! Will be 
    right back!
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    *EXPLODER: EVACUATOR PART 2 (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    NARRATOR: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. Till 
    one day all hell broke loose! (Gun shots are heard)
    
    SOLDIER: Tim we need you!
    
    TIM: I’m a man of peace, I’m done killing! I wanna raise a family!
    
    SOLDIER: That’s just it Tim! They got your family!
    
    TIM: Nooooooooooo!
    
    NARRATOR: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder! From the heart of America to the 
    jungles of Cambodia, follow one man’s quest for peace.
    
    TIM: Hoochi Vet is that you?
    
    HOOCHI: Tim I know you come! Just like old days we kill everybody! 
    (Helicopter is heard)
    
    SOLDIER: Tim they got your wife!
    
    TIM: But I’m not married!
    
    SOLDIER: You are now to America!
    
    NARRATOR: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost a 
    friend. (Gun shot)
    
    TIM: Hoochi!
    
    HOOCHI: Tim don’t leave me! You thought me baseball game and how to laugh!
    
    TIM: Nooooooooooo! He would have been a fine American. I’ll cry when I’m done 
    killin!
    
    NARRATOR: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making friends 
    the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2! Rated PG may include patriotic 
    garbage.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    LAZLOW: Hey it’s V Rock! All the rock you want and some you don’t. I know 
    what the people want! Some mutha-fatha V Rock!
    
    ==============================================================================
    
    *THE CULT - SHE SELLS SANCTUARY*
     
    Oh the heads that turn 
    Make my back burn 
    And those heads that turn 
    Make my back, make my back burn
     
    The sparkle in your eyes 
    Keeps me alive 
    And the sparkle in your eyes 
    Keeps me alive, keeps me alive 
    The world and the world turns around 
    The world and the world ya hear 
    The world drags me down
     
    Oh the heads that turn 
    Make my back burn
    And those heads that turn 
    Make my back, make my back burn
    Yeah
    
    The fire in your eyes
    Keeps me alive 
    And the fire in your eyes
    Keeps me alive 
    I'm sure in her you'll find 
    The sanctuary 
    I'm sure in her you'll find 
    The sanctuary 
    And the world
    The world turns around 
    And the world and the world 
    The world drags me down
    And the world and the world and the world 
    The world drags me down
    And the world and the world and the world and the world 
    The world drags me down
    
    And the world
    And the world turns around 
    And the world and the world 
    Yeah the world drags me down
    And the world 
    Yeah the world turns around
    And the world and the world 
    The world drags me down
    ==============================================================================
    
    JEZZ TORRENT: This is Jezz Torrent from Love Fist. If you wanna take on the 
    chin, you’ll remain listening to V Rock.
    
    LAZLOW: Vice City’s home of rock and roll for 75 years. Let’s go to the V-
    line. Hello you’re on V Rock.
    
    ED: Dude! You took my job alright! I..I...I got a major beef with you!
    
    LAZLOW: Who is this?
    
    ED: Ed! Maybe you remember me! Now I’m out driving a bus, standing on 
    unemployment lines getting yelled at by my wife because I don’t make enough 
    money!
    
    LAZLOW: Look man! The station is taking another direction. It’s heading in 
    like in a new direction, it happens to be a Lazlow direction.
    
    ED: No! It’s not a new direction, it’s a cheap direction! They’re saving 
    money on you! You are cheap! Lazlow equals cheap!
    
    LAZLOW: Listen this is rock and roll man! It comes and it goes! It’s better 
    to burn out than fade away!
    
    ED: So-you’re calling me a burn out! Is that what you’re saying?!
    
    LAZLOW: Well I heard you applied for this job with a resume written on 
    rolling papers, come on!
    
    ED: Yea-and you sent yours in hand written calligraphy with a bouquet 
    flowers. That’s not rock and roll man! Rock and roll is a life style! You got 
    to live it, you got to know! You don’t know a damn thing about music! Twisted 
    Sister “I Wanna Rock” I came up with those profound lyrics, I helped Dee! 
    Autograph “Turn up the Radio”! Their talking about me man! Turn up the radio, 
    turn up Cousin Ed! What’s the mascot’s name for Iron Maiden? Do you even 
    know? Give me a clue!
    
    LAZLOW: Listen dude! First off, Cousin Ed is a really weak radio name!
    What’re you like a red neck? 
    
    ED: Wha-What did you do? Let me ask you about high school! Did…Were you in 
    the high school band?
    
    LAZLOW: No!
    
    ED: You were in the band? Weren’t you?
    
    LAZLOW: yes!
    
    ED: Yea! While you were learning the Star Spangle Banner, I was in a garage 
    drummin to Def Leppard songs!
    
    LAZLOW: Ah listen; I know who the mascot for Iron Maiden is!
    
    ED: Who!? 
    
    LAZLOW: It’s a puppy!
    
    ED: No! His name is Eddy! Cousin Eddy, Where do you think it came from? 
    Cousin Ed! Eddy! Iron Maiden! Put two and two together my friend!
    
    LAZLOW: Listen that was old rock! This is new rock man! You got to step aside!
    
    ED: New rock! I don’t even use the playlist! You probably have a playlist; I 
    rolled mine into a big fatty and smoked it!
    
    LAZLOW: Listen! I’m a rock station DJ ok! Let’s get some rock severed up! 
    This is V Rock!
    
    MALE ANNOUNCER: V Rock!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *OZZY OSBOURNE - BARK AT THE MOON*
    
    Screams break the silence
    Waking from the dead of night
    Vengeance is boiling
    He's returned to kill the light
    Then when he's found who he's looking for
    Listen in awe and you'll hear him
    
    Bark at the moon
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
    
    Years spent in torment
    Buried in a nameless grave
    Now he has risen
    Miracles would have to save
    Those that the beast is looking for
    Listen in awe and you'll hear him
    
    Bark at the moon
    Hey yeah, bark at the moon
    
    They cursed and buried him along with shame
    And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
    In empty burning hell - unholy one
    But he's returned to prove them wrong (so wrong)
    Ooh, yeah baby
    
    Howling in shadows
    Living in a lunar spell
    He finds his heaven
    Spewing from the mouth of hell
    Those that the beast is looking for
    Listen in awe and you'll hear him
    
    Bark at the moon
    Hey yeah, bark at the moon
    Hey yeah, bark at the moon
    Oh, oh yeah, bark at the moon
    Hooooooooowl! 
    ==============================================================================
    
    LAZLOW: Yea! Hey don’t forget this weekend, all weekend long it’s a crash and 
    burn weekend! Willy the Vulture is gonna be there handing out sharp objects. 
    It is gonna rock! We’re gonna have to take a break right now. But we’ll be 
    back in a few short seconds and maybe even give you an opportunity to win a 
    vulture T-shirt. Don’t go away! 
    ******************************************************************************
    
    *MAIBAZU THUNDER (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    (Car engine is turned on)
    MALE VOICE: Nights of the road, here’s your stallion! (Horse whinny)
    The car for freedom! (Freedom) The car for hot excitement! (Excitement) The 
    car for a man who’s alone against the elements! (The Maibazu Thunder)The 
    pride is back! It’s the power of a compact! (It looks small but it’s so big) 
    Fuel injected! (Inject me) Maibazu Thunder! On the tall road of life, you 
    have to pay to prove you can! Live the emotion of an individual! (Thunder) 
    The awesome power of nature, distill into one vehicle! (Wow) Because after 
    you get struck by lighting (Lighting noise) there’s thunder! (The Maibazu 
    Thunder)  
    
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    
    *COMPLETE THE LOOK (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    MALE VOICE: Feather hair, pentagram necklace, something missing? (Complete 
    the look) Complete the look with a pair of crotch hugging, slightly too 
    short, acid wash, skin tight jeans at Vice City’s one stop shop for the rebel 
    who sets his own style! (Wow! You look like a Satanist) Complete the look!
    ******************************************************************************
    ==============================================================================
    
    *LOVE FIST – DANGEROUS BASTARD*
    
    Yell
    Ahhhhhhhhh!
    Yell!
    Come on now!
    Let me see ya!
     
    Well, I'm a dangerous bastard
    And I am bullet-proof
    I take life as a lesson
    Sometimes I get flu
    The devil looks into my eye
    And he makes my voice go high
    Is there nothing in these eyes
    That I need to know
     
    Is it true you like my curl
    Do you think we look like girls
    Would it cause a section block
    If you saw our great big socks
     
    Ahhhhhhhh!
    Let me see ya
     
    I keep drivin' faster
    Goin through the roof
    I wanna run a delicatessen
    That don't make me a poof
    Action, camera, lipstick lights
    I fit in Mercedes's tights
    No one knows that I play guitar
    Wearing her red bra
     
    Is it true you like my curl
    Do you think we look like girls
    Would it cause a section block
    If you saw our great big socks
     
    Thank you, thank you
    Good Evening
    ==============================================================================
    
    MALE ANNOUNCER: New wave this pal! We’re the one and only V Rock!
    ******************************************************************************
    
    *AMMU-NATION (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    MALE VOICE: The store leading the fight against communism is having a blow 
    out sale! Ammu-Nation has a wide array of peacemakers! Come by Ammu-Nation on 
    Militia-Mondays, exercise your second Amendment right and get 10% off all 
    armor piercing bullets. We’re the only gun store that let’s you try before 
    you buy it! Need anti-tank missile? We’ve got’em! Flamethrowers? Oh yeah!
    No credit, no problem! No money down, 90 days, same as cash. Shot now, pay
    later! If you’re in the 10 minute waiting period fire off a few rounds at the
    Ammu-Nation gun range, featuring faces of commies paint coats! Come by
    Ammu-Nation and register to win an anti-aircraft gun actually used when we
    whooped Australia’s ass! This weekend is the Ammu-Nation Film Festival with
    free screening of the documentary Red Dawn! Ammu-Nation protecting your 
    rights!
    ******************************************************************************
    
    LAZLOW: Hey here’s another track! Remember it’s gonna be a “win it before you 
    can pawn it” weekend! I love to give stuff away at this radio station, 
    especially if the record company gave it to us in exchange to play their 
    songs. Rock and roll!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *IRON MAIDEN – 2 MINUTES TO MIDNIGHT*
    
    Kill for gain or shoot to maim 
    But we don't need a reason 
    The Golden Goose is on the loose 
    And never out of season 
    Some blackened pride still burns inside 
    This shell of bloody treason 
    Here's my gun for a barrel of fun 
    For the love of living death. 
    
    The killer's breed or the demon's seed, 
    The glamour, the fortune, the pain, 
    Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, 
    But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    The hands that threaten doom. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    To kill the unborn in the womb. 
    
    The blind men shout let the creatures out 
    We'll show the unbelievers 
    The napalm screams of human flames 
    Of a prime time Belsen feast...YEAH! 
    As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy, 
    We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies. 
    
    The killer's breed or the demon's seed, 
    The glamour, the fortune, the pain, 
    Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, 
    But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    The hands that threaten doom. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    To kill the unborn in the womb.
    
    The body bags and little rags of children torn in two 
    And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on you. 
    As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song, 
    To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.
    
    The killer's breed or the demon's seed, 
    The glamour, the fortune, the pain, 
    Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, 
    But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    The hands that threaten doom. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    To kill the unborn in the womb.
    Midnight..
    ==============================================================================
    
    LAZLOW: I’ll tell ya, I must be having a bad hair day today. I mean I live 
    that life of a rock n roll DJ 24/7! So sometime I’m not looking all that 
    great and wake up in weird places but I always look moody. So anyway today 
    check this out, I got turn down for a date by a waitress! Can you believe 
    that! I mean who would turn down me for a date? You’re a waitress baby! Not a 
    megastar! Bring me some ketchup honey! Some people just don’t know talent 
    when they see it or hear it!
    
    MALE ANNOUNCER: While other stations are playing this! (Harp plays) We’re 
    playing this! (Guitar plays) V Rock!
    
    LAZLOW: We’re gonna take a break and then hit the phones really hard with are 
    heads! Oh yea! And remember if your request is on our playlist, I might just 
    play it if you call in.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    *THE EXPLODER SURVIVAL KNIFE (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    MALE VOICE: It’s the knife that saved America! If you liked the film 
    Exploder, you’ll love this enormous commemorate survival knife! In the handle 
    you’ll find all the things you’ll need in any wilderness, disasters situation 
    or the jungle of your backyard! It comes complete with fishing line, needle 
    and thread for sowing gashes back together and an incredible useful endurable 
    toothpick!
    
    HOOCHI: Tim go on with out me! I got taffy stuck in tooth!
    
    TIM: It’s ok Hoochi! Try this! (Knife noise)
    
    MALE VOICE: For those unplanned extended stays in the jungle, there’s a saw 
    for building your own hut, toilet paper and a fold out woman for company!
    As well as a serrated blade that can kill a man before he can scream!
    
    MAN: (Knife is swung) Aggh..
    
    TIM: That’ll shut you up!
    
    MALE: The Exploder Survival Knife! It’s the knife that saved America! Now it 
    can save you!
    
    TIM: This knife killed 25 thousand people in Cambodia, now you can too! 
    ******************************************************************************
    
    LAZLOW: Be sure to stop by Complete the Look to shoplift your self a V Rock 
    vulture t-shirt, they kick ass! Alright going to the phones! Who’s this?
    
    SNOW DOG: Yo man this is Snow Dog!
    
    LAZLOW: Snow Dog? What kinda name is that?!
    
    SNOW DOG: Yo! You’re one to ask LAZLOW!
    
    LAZLOW: I mean it’s just kinda weird, I mean especially since there’s no snow 
    in Vice City. Anyway! What are you doing out there today Snow Dog?!
    
    SNOW DOG: Yo I’m gonna wallpaper my room with black trash bags!
    
    LAZLOW: Black trash bags that’s classy! Make sure you spray paint V Rock 
    across it your mom will love that one! Here’s some more nonstop help me I’m 
    unemployed rock!
    
    (Loverboy's Working for the Weekend starts to play)
    
    JEZZ TORRENT: I'm Jezz Torrent and this is V Rock! Keep on rockin!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *LOVERBOY – WORKING FOR THE WEEKEND*
    
    Everyone's watching, to see what you will do 
    Everyone's looking at you, oh 
    Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight 
    Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right 
    
    Everybody's working for the weekend 
    Everybody wants a little romance 
    Everybody's goin' off the deep end 
    Everybody needs a second chance, oh 
    You want a piece of my heart 
    You better start from the start 
    You wanna be in the show 
    Come on baby lets go 
    
    Everyone's looking to see if it was you 
    Everyone wants you to come through 
    Everyone's hoping it'll all work out 
    Everyone's waiting they're holding out 
    
    Everybody's working for the weekend 
    Everybody wants a little romance 
    Everybody's goin' off the deep end 
    Everybody needs a second chance, oh 
    You want a piece of my heart 
    You better start from the start 
    You wanna be in the show 
    Come on baby lets go 
    Hey!
    
    You want a piece of my heart
    You better start from the start
    You wanna be in the show
    Come on baby lets go!
    You want a piece of my heart
    You better start from the start
    You wanna be in the show
    Come on baby lets go!
    ==============================================================================
    
    LAZLOW: Alright! It’s Lazlow on V Rock! Let’s go to the V-phones! Hello it’s 
    your big day; you’re on live with Lazlow!
    
    MITCH BAKER: Hey son! Who is this?
    
    LAZLOW: Ah...Umm... It’s Lazlow! A. k. a. DJ hard rocker!
    
    MITCH BAKER: I’m glad to hear it, but I thought this was a rock station son! 
    And all I’m hearing is girl’s music! What’re you doin? You got personal 
    problems you sort’em out son! But don’t drag the rest of us down with ya, you 
    hear!
    
    LAZLOW: Now-now hold on pal! I’m playing the best music in Vice City!
    
    MITCH BAKER: No! You hold on son! This is Mitch Baker here! Big Mitch Baker! 
    You play something hard real soon or I’m gonna come by the station and shove 
    that sissy soft rock crap so far down your throat, you’ll be crappin hair 
    bands till Christmas! You hear!
    
    LAZLOW: Ahhh...Ok!
    
    MITCH BAKER: Cause I didn’t fight, and maim and kill for this damn country, 
    so I can hear grown men abusing the uniform of long hair and leather with 
    this damn awful wailing! I wanna rock! Now good day sir.
    
    LAZLOW: AH! Vets are so cranky! If you don’t like the music start your own 
    radio station. It’s easy!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *ALCATRAZZ - GOD BLESS VIDEO*
    
    Lets take a plane and go somewhere exotic
    To play with a non-descript song
    We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
    To make you a real man my son
    Ahhhh real man my son
    
    Some cheap kid from Birmingham
    Blessed with an accent
    That pours like the darkest brown ale
    Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
    He's just a fast buck for sale
    Ahhhh fast buck for sale
    
    Don't you know that God blessed video
    We know that God blessed video
    
    Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
    And get someone to carve up my hair
    If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
    And be glad to say you were there
    Ahhhh say you were there
    
    Don't you know that God blessed video
    We know that God blessed video
    We know that God blessed video
    
    Don't you know that God blessed video
    We know that God blessed video
    We know that God blessed video
    ==============================================================================
    
    MALE ANNOUNCER: If you wake up next to a fat hog in a trailer, you’re livin 
    the life of V Rock! (Oink, oink)
    ==============================================================================
    
    *TESLA - CUMIN’ ATCHA LIVE*
    
    Ow!
    I'm a mean machine; I'm the kind you don't wanna meet
    My middle name is trouble; I'm a danger in the street
    My motors in overdrive, I got my pedal to the floor
    Never get enough, always comin' back for more yeah yeah
    
    Here I come, better step aside
    Here I come, I'm comin' atcha live, comin' atcha live
    
    I'm the one you want, I never give a warning twice
    Anything could happen like the rollin' of the dice - now!
    Here I come, you better step aside
    Here I come, comin' atcha live
    
    Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
    Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
    Comin' at you live, oh here I come
    Come on!
    
    Comin' at you live, I'm comin' atcha live
    Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
    Comin' at you live, oh here I come
    Comin' at you live, step aside, oh step aside
    Ow! Ow! Oh yeah, here I come, here I come!
    ==============================================================================
    
    LAZLOW: Alright welcome back! Comin up we got a special treat for you! The 
    Lazlow mega-music marathon! Where I play two records back to back and then 
    some commercials and then two more records! 
    
    (Autograph’s Turn up the Radio starts to play)
    
    LAZLOW: Oh yeah! And remember if you wanna get a great new hair style, 
    Sissy Sprits is probably the way to go. Either that or a perm... or both. 
    Sissy Sprits your perm! That’s pretty cool! That’s what I got and it works 
    for me! Anyway it’s time for Lazlow mega-music marathon! Let’s start off with 
    this one.
    ==============================================================================
    
    *AUTOGRAPH - TURN UP THE RADIO*
    
    Turn it up!
    Yeah!
    I'm working hard, you're working too
    We do it every day
    For every minute I have to work
    I need a minute of play
    Day in day out all week long
    Things go better with rock
    The only time I turn it down
    Is when I'm sleepin it off
    
    Turn up the radio
    I need the music, gimmie some more
    Turn up the radio
    I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
    
    Now listen!
    I wanna shake, I wanna dance
    So count it off a-one two three
    I feel the beat, I'm in a trance
    No better place to be
    Daytime night-time, anytime
    Things go better with rock
    I'm goin' twenty four hours a day
    I can't seem to stop
    
    Turn up the radio
    I need the music, gimmie some more
    Turn up the radio
    I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
    Turn up the radio
    I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
    
    Turn up the radio
    I need the music, gimmie some more
    Yeah!
    Turn up the radio
    I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
    Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
    Turn up the radio
    Come on!
    I need the music, gimmie some more
    Everybody
    Turn up the radio
    Turn it up!
    I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
    (Whoooooooooooooooooooo!)
    Turn up the radio
    Turn it up!
    I need the music, gimmie some more
    (Gimmie some more)
    Turn up the radio
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    
    *MEGADETH - PEACE SELLS*
    
    What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
    I talk to him every day.
    What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
    I go to court when I have to.
    What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
    I got nothing better to do
    And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
    Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?
    
    If there's a new way,
    I'll be the first in line.
    But, it better work this time.
    
    What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
    I didn't know you had any feelings.
    What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
    I'm just not your kind.
    What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of America"?
    Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?
    
    If there's a new way
    I'll be the first in line,
    But, it better work this time.
    
    Can you put a price on peace?
    Peace,
    Peace sells,
    Peace, 
    Peace sells, 
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    No, peace sells...
    Peace sells
    ==============================================================================
    
    MALE ANNOUNCER: Only sissies cry! (Boo, woo) Real men stand in the rain and 
    listen to this! (Thunder noise) V, V, V, V, V, V Rock!
    ******************************************************************************
    
    *KNIFE AFTER DARK (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    MALE VOICE: He was just the boy next door…
    
    OLD MAN: Hi! Well hello there Danny! I didn’t know it was hockey season.
    
    BOY: Hey can I borrow a knife!
    
    MALE VOICE: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears! Knife 
    After Dark rated R for Retarded.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    LAZLOW: You know if one more mom calls complaining, “My son listened to your 
    station then he flunked out of school wah, wah, wah!” Well how you gonna 
    learn to party at school mom?!
    
    MALE ANNOUCER: V Rock!
    
    LAZLOW: And now for part two of the music marathon! Hold on tight!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *ANTHRAX – MADHOUSE*
    
    White coats to bind me, out of control
    I live alone inside my mind
    World of confusion, air filled with noise
    Who says that my life's such a crime?
    
    Trapped, in this nightmare
    I wish I'd wake
    As my whole life begins to shake
    Four walls surround me
    An empty gaze
    I can't find my way out of this maze
    
    'Cause I don't care
    Fall in, fall out
    Gone without a doubt, help me!
    I can't take the blame
    They don't feel the shame
    
    It's a Madhouse
    Or so they claim
    It's a Madhouse
    Oh, am I insane?
    
    My fears behind me, what can I do
    My dreams haunt my sleep at night
    Oh no, won't learn their lesson, white fills my eyes
    And only then they see the light
    
    Trapped, in this nightmare
    I wish I'd wake
    As my whole life begins to shake
    Four walls surround me
    An empty gaze
    I can't find my way out of this maze
    
    'Cause I don't care
    Fall in, fall out
    Gone without a doubt, help me!
    I can't take the blame
    They don't feel the shame
    
    It's a Madhouse
    Or so they claim
    It's a Madhouse
    Oh, am I insane?
    
    Trapped, in this nightmare
    I wish I'd wake
    As my whole life begins to shake
    Four walls surround me
    An empty gaze
    I can't find my way out of this maze
    
    'Cause I don't care
    Fall in, fall out
    Gone without a doubt, help me!
    I can't take the blame
    They don't feel the shame
    
    It's a Madhouse
    Or so they claim
    It's a Madhouse
    Oh, am I insane?
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    
    *SLAYER - RAINING BLOOD*
    
    Trapped in purgatory
    A lifeless object, alive
    Awaiting reprisal
    Death will be their acquisition
     
    The sky is turning red
    Return to power draws near
    Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
    Abolish the rules made of stone
     
    Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
    Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
    
    Awaiting the hour of reprisal
    Your time slips away
     
    Raining blood
    From a lacerated sky
    Bleeding its horror
    Creating my structure
    Now I shall reign in blood!
    (Lighting followed by rain)
    ==============================================================================
    
    LAZLOW: You know I chose those two myself! I’m sick of people calling up and 
    saying I don’t have a passion for music and that I have a face for radio. 
    What’s that about?!
    
    MALE ANNOUCER: While other station’s listeners are at school, (Piano plays) 
    we’re shoplifting! (Guitar plays) V Rock! (Echo)
    
    LAZLOW: I about had with this stupid vulture! He gets more air time than I 
    do! Who cares about a stupid bird!
    
    *FAQ SPECIAL: LAZLOW GETS KICKED OFF THE ROCK STATION*
    
    LAZLOW: So hey! How did I do? Do I sound ok? Hey! Do..do I look ok? What do
    you think? I got a meet this girl later and check this out, she's dating my 
    best friend! Heh-how cool is that? I tell you man, you can't stop me right
    now! Since I got this gig, I'm a one man-rocking-love-machine! LAZLOW is 
    unquenchable! I've had so many chicks this month, most of them can't even
    remember! And I gotta ask for a raise, I need more money if doing this sort
    of thing in a studio. I'm the star of the show man! All they say to me is
    "Talk more about the vulture, say the vulture'll peck your eyes out!" screw
    the vulture man! I'm a about rock n roll! How many chicks did the vulture get
    last week? I hate that freakin vulture! I'am the star, and they think they
    can get away with paying me less than the guy who's job I took! I'm Lazlow
    man!...What was that?....Wha-I can't hear you!...Then turn the mic off geez!
    ....Sorry didn't mean to polute your studio!....WHAT?! stop talking?!...But
    that's my job!...(Lazlow's voice is now heard away from the mic) Oh yea! if
    I weren't a rocker can I do this? (Glass is shattered) Oh yea! I've trashed
    hotel rooms! Oh yea I'm whacked on cough syrup man! Ohhh! Watch out for me!
    Yea ohhh! Ok, I'll leave, I'll leave!... Yea!
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    Wave 103
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    RADIO STATION - 02
    WAVE HOSTED BY ADAM FIRST
    Written by NMR
    Script by Dan Houser and Lazlow Jones
    
    01---Human League's Fascination
         "Wave goodbye to normality, say hello to sexual ambiguity!"
    
    02---Commercial 1 - Sissy Sprits
         "Gonna get higher than the stars!"
    
    03---Commercial 2 - Synth & Son
         "you don't know your a great musician, until you try!"
    
    04---Blondie's Atomic
         "Where the boys wear more make-up than the girls! "
    
    05---Nena's 99 Luftballons
         "Who needs guitars? We've got little computer synthesizer thinigies!"
    
    06---Kim Wilde's Kids In America
         "What a talented and flexible woman she is!"
    
    07---Tears For Fears's Pale Shelter
         "As much as I have listening to it in absolute darkness."
    
    08---Commercial 3 - In The Future There Will Be Robots
         "Come see the performance that has left critics speechless"
    
    09---Corey Hart's Sunglasses At Night
         "Who needs music with soul?"
    
    10---ABC's Poison Arrow
         "My mother had nothing to do with it."
    
    11---A Flock Of Seagulls's I Ran (So Far Away)
         "Will the fat lady sing? YOU must decide that for yourself."
    
    12---Commercial 4 - Salivex
         "Now I can suck a (LOLLIPOP) for as long as I want!"
    
    13---Commercial 5 - Giggle Cream
         "Giggle cream, it makes desert funny!"
    
    14---The Psychedelic Furs's Love My Way
         "It's Wave 103"
    
    15---Animotion's Obsession
         "doing what everyone else does!"
    
    16---Commercial 6 - Jeremy Robard's Think Your Way To Success
         "remember these people volunteered, they aren't being paid much."
    
    17---Spandau Ballet's Gold
         "But not that FAKE emotion on other stations!" 
    
    18---Thomas Dolby's Hyperactive
         "The synthesizer of your inner soul."
    
    19---Romeo Void's Never Say Never
         "Catch the wave wa-wa-wa-wa-wave 103!"
    
    20---Frankie Goes To Hollywood's Two Tribes
         "I think you'll agree, if you know ANYTHING AT ALL!"
    
    21---Commercial 7 - Complete The Look
         "Wow! You look like everyone else!"
    
    22---commercial 8 - Yuppie & The Alien
         "GAAAAA! Googan sorry!"
    
    23---Sigue Sigue Sputnik's Love Missile F1-11
         "Where boys and girls look the same!"
    
    24---Gary Numan's Cars
         "People of my city, I give you Gary Numan."
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    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Wave goodbye to normality, say hello to sexual ambiguity!
    Wave, wave 103
    
    ADAM FIRST: I feel like were revolutionizing things here, or at least
    repackaging them for a new generation. I'll keep on with the music, and off
    with the chat
    ==============================================================================
    
    *THE HUMAN LEAGUE - FASCINATION*
    
    If it seems a little time is needed
    Decisions to be made (Hey, hey, hey, hey!)
    The good advice of friends unheeded
    The best of plans mislaid
    Just looking for a new direction
    In an old familiar way (Hey, hey, hey, hey!)
    The forming of a new connection
    To study or to play
    
    And so the conversation turned
    Until the sun went down
    And many fantasies were learned
    On that day
    
    Keep feeling fascination
    Passion burning, love so strong
    Keep feeling fascination
    Looking, learning, moving on
    
    Well the truth may need some re-arranging
    Stories to be told (Hey, hey, hey, hey!)
    And plain to see the facts are changing
    No meaning left to hold
    
    And so the conversation turned
    Until the sun went down
    And many fantasies were learned
    On that day
    
    Keep feeling fascination
    Passion burning, love so strong
    Keep feeling fascination
    Looking, learning, moving on
    
    And so the conversation turned
    Until the sun went down
    And many fantasies were learned
    On that day
    
    Keep feeling fascination
    Passion burning, love so strong
    Keep feeling fascination
    Looking, learning...
    ==============================================================================
    
    ADAM FIRST: This is the wave, and I'm Adam First!
    
    Keep feeling fascination, Passion burning....
     
    ADAM FIRST: We're just going to take a break, and listen to a few commercials.
    
    Keep feeling fascination
    
    ADAM FIRST If you're well informed on music, then tell everyone as I do-
    you won't go away.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    *SISSY SPRITS (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    SINGERS: Higher!
    
    MALE VOICE: The key to feeling great is looking great, and the way to look
    great is to have good hair - that's great!
    
    SINGERS: Take your hair higher! Take-your-hair to-the-limit!
    
    MALE VOICE: Use sissy Sprits when your clubbing, or sticking your head out
    of a stretch limo sunroof, you want to know your hair is performing
    to the limit
    
    SINGERS: Higher! Gonna get higher than the stars!
    
    MALE VOICE: With Sissy Sprits, it's hair for the future, not the past. When 
    you have great hair, people know you're a winner!
    
    SINGERS: Gotta fly on my own hair tonight!
    
    MALE VOICE: Sissy Sprits may cause dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart
    palpitations and nose bleeds, plus your hair will be great!
    
    _____________________________________________________________________________
     
    *SYNTH & SON (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    MALE VOICE: We have some sad news for you.. Rock & Roll is dead, and pop is 
    in! Why not discover the excitement of the science of music yourself, and 
    Synths & Son - the home of keyboards! Thanks to the science of music, you 
    don't need musical talent to make great music. Just listen...(weird noise is
    heard) I created that, just by pressing a button. Synthesizers are the new
    way! (Classical music plays) Why work hard on difficult compositions, when
    a machine can make music better than you've ever dreamed of? You'll be the
    hit of the party! It's perfect for in-restaurant entertainment, cover bands,
    and funerals. Make fuse funky, and death marches danceable! It's the science
    of music at Synth (echo) & Son. Remember - you don't know your a great
    musician, until you try!
    ******************************************************************************
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Wave 103. Where the boys wear more make-up than the girls! 
    Smashing!
    
    ADAM FIRST: Have you ever enjoyed the experience of looking at the world from
    a glider? It's a profound experience that I have found VERY INTERESTING.
    Of course, it's not a cheap pastime, but I think if we have learnt anything
    by now, it's that money is a GOOD THING - only the people without it complain.
    Anyway, I digress, and as a great man once told me, nobody likes a wordsmith.
    Let's get to the record! Next up, we have an American act for you. They've
    been around for a few years now, and for my money, this is their finest hour.
    Atomic, by of course, Blondie
    ==============================================================================
    
    *BLONDIE - ATOMIC*
    
    Aha, make me tonight
    Toight, make it right
    Aha, make me tonight
    Tonight, tonight..
    
    Oh! Oh ho, make it magnificent
    Tonight, right
    
    Ohhhh! Your hair is beautiful
    Ahhhh! Tonight
    Atomic
    
    Tonight, make it magnificent
    Tonight, make me tonight
    
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    
    *NENA - 99 LUFTBALLONS*
    
    Hast du etwas Zeit fuer mich? 
    Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich!
    Von 99 Luftballons,
    auf ihrem weg zum Horizont.
    Denkst du vielleicht g'rad an mich?
    Dann singe ich ein Lied fuer Dich!
    Von 99 Luftballons,
    Und dass sowas von sowas kommt.
    
    99 Luftballons,
    auf ihrem Weg zum Horizont,
    hielt man fuer Ufos aus dem All,
    darum schickte ein General
    'ne Fliegerstaffel hinterher,
    Alarm zu geben, wenn's so waer'.
    Dabei war'n da am Horizont
    nur 99 Luftballons!
    
    99 Duesenflieger,
    jeder war ein grosser Krieger,
    hielten sich fuer Captain Kirk,
    das gab ein grosses Feuerwerk.
    Die Nachbarn haben nichts gerafft
    und fuehlten sich gleich angemacht.
    Dabei schoss man am Horizont
    auf 99 Luftballons!
    
    99 Kriegsminister,
    Streichholz und Benzinkanister,
    hielten sich fuer schlaue Leute,
    witterten schon fette Beute.
    Riefen Krieg und wollten Macht.
    Mann, wer haette das gedacht?
    Dass es einmal soweit kommt
    wegen 99 Luftballons,
    99 Luftballons,
    99 Luftballons!
    ==============================================================================
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Who needs guitars? We've got little computer synthesizer
    thinigies. Wave 103!
    
    (Kim Wilde's Kids In America starts to play)
    
    ADAM FIRST: Fabulous music, this is The Wave!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *KIM WILDE - KIDS IN AMERICA*
    
    Looking out a dirty old window
    Down below the cars in the city go rushing by
    I sit here alone, and I wonder why
    
    Friday night and everyone's moving
    I can feel the heat but it's soothing, heading down!
    I search for the beat in this dirty town
    Downtown the young ones are going
    Downtown the young ones are growing
    
    We're the kids in America (whoa!)
    We're the kids in America (whoa!)
    Everybody live for the music-go-round
    
    Bright lights, the music get faster
    Look boy, don't check on your watch, not another glance
    I'm not leaving now, honey, not a chance
    
    Hot-shot (shot), give me no problems
    Much later baby you'll be saying never mind
    You know life is cruel, life is never kind
    Kind hearts don't make a new story
    Kind hearts don't grab any glory
    
    We're the kids in America (whoa!)
    We're the kids in America (whoa!)
    Everybody live for the music-go-round
    
    (na-na-na na-na-na)
    (na-na-na na-na-na)
    (say na-na-na na-na-na)
    (na-na-na na-na-na)
    
    Come closer, honey that's better
    Got to get a brand new experience, feeling right!
    Oh don't try to stop, baby hold me tight!
    
    Outside a new day is dawning
    Outside suburbia's sprawling everywhere
    I don't want to go baby
    New York to East California
    There's a new wave coming, I warn you
    
    We're the kids in America (whoa!)
    We're the kids in America (whoa!)
    Everybody lives for the music-go-round
    
    (na-na-na na-na-na)
    (na-na-na na-na-na)
    (say na-na-na na-na-na)
    (na-na-na na-na-na)
    (We're the kids...)
    ==============================================================================
    
    ADAM FIRST: That was Kim Wilde, from England. What a talented and flexible
    woman she is!
    
    (We're the kids, We're the kids...)
    
    ADAM FIRST: See if you enjoy this next track, as much as I have listening to
    it in absolute darkness.
    ==============================================================================
    
    *TEARS FOR FEARS - PALE SHELTER*
    
    How can I be sure
    When your intrusion's my illusion
    How can I be sure
    When all the time you changed my mind
    I asked for more and more
    How can I be sure
    
    When you don't give me love (you gave me Pale shelter)
    You don't give me love (you give me cold hands)
    And I can't operate on this failure
    When all I want to be is completely in command..
    
    How can I be sure
    For all you say you keep me waiting
    How can I be sure
    When all you do is see me through
    I asked for more and more
    How can I be sure
    
    When you don't give me love (you gave me Pale shelter)
    You don't give me love (you give me cold hands)
    And I can't operate on this failure
    When all I want to be is completely in command..
    
    I've been here before
    There is no why, no need to try
    I thought you had it all
    I'm calling you, I'm calling you
    I ask for more and more (I ask for more and more)
    How can I be sure (How can I be sure)
    
    When you don't give me love (you gave me Pale shelter)
    You don't give me love (you give me cold hands)
    And I can't operate on this failure
    When all I want to be is completely in command.. (completely in command)
    You don't give me love (you don't give me love)
    ==============================================================================
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Who needs music with soul? We've got Drum
    machines! Wave103.
    ******************************************************************************
     
    *IN THE FUTURE, THERE WILL BE ROBOTS (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    MALE VOICE: If you've never seen the majesty of a modern dance performance,
    Come see the unbridled passion of 'In The Future, There Will Be Robots'! Every
    night at the Vice City arts center! Expressing the future aesthetically,
    through the medium of dance, 2 men battle for one robot's heart. By euphoric
    and vehement gyrations on stage.
    
    ACTOR: I love her! 
    
    CLAUDE MAGINOT: Yes, but what about this?!
    
    ACTOR: Those aren't regulation moves!
    
    CLAUDE MAGINOT: I dance MY way, to express that which cannot be said!
    
    ROBOT: I-love-you-both dance-for-me!
    
    MALE VOICE: This is the definition of modern dance. Grown men in questionable
    clothing, flailing around like their having a seizure! True modernism, 
    the past, the present and the future. The performance features a futuristic
    laser show, with a de-hydrating manatee (Maaaah). In the future, there will
    be robots!
    
    ROBOT: Come-see-the-performance-that-has-left-critics-speechless!
    
    MALE VOICE: At the Vice City Arts Center.
    ******************************************************************************
    ==============================================================================
    
    *COREY HART - SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT*
    
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    So I can, so I can
    Watch you weave then breathe your story lines
    And I wear my sunglasses at night
    So I can, so I can
    Keep track of visions in my eyes
    
    While she's deceiving me
    Cuts my security
    Has she got control of me
    I turn to her and say
    
    Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades (oh no)
    Don't masquerade with the guy in shades (oh no)
    I can't believe it
    Cause you got it made with the guy in shades (oh no)
    
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    So I can, so I can
    Forget my name while you collect your claim
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    So I can, so I can
    See the light that's right before my eyes
    
    While she's deceiving me
    She cuts my security
    Has she got control of me
    I turn to her and say
    
    Don't switch the blade on the guy in shades (oh no)
    Don't masquerade with the guy in shades (oh no)
    I can't believe it
    Don't be afraid of the guy in shades (oh no)
    Can't stand it 
    cause you got it made with the guy in shades (oh no)
    
    I say I wear my sunglasses at night
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    
    I say it to you now
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    
    I cry to you
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    I wear my sunglasses at night
    
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    
    *ABC - POISON ARROW*
    
    If I were to say to you, can you keep a secret
    Would you know just what to do, or where to keep it
    Then I say I love you, and foul the situation
    Hey girl, I thought we were the right combination
    
    Who broke my heart?
    You did, you did
    Bow to the target
    Blame cupid, cupid
    You think you're smart
    Stupid, stupid
    
    Shoot that poison arrow to my heart..
    Shoot that poison arrow
    Shoot that poison arrow to my heart..
    Shoot that poison arrow
    
    No rhythm in cymbals, no tempo in drums
    Love on arrival, she comes when she comes
    Right on the target, but wide of the mark
    What I thought was fire, was only the spark
    The sweetest melody..
    Is an unheard refrain
    So lower your sights
    Yeah but raise your aim, raise your aim
    
    Who broke my heart
    You did, you did
    Bow to the target 
    Blame cupid, cupid
    You think you're smart 
    Stupid, stupid
    
    Shoot that poison arrow to my heart..
    Shoot that poison arrow
    Shoot that poison arrow to my heart..
    Shoot that poison arrow
    
    (I thought you loved me but it seems you don't care)
    (I care enough to know I can never love you)
    
    Who broke my heart
    You did, you did
    Bow to the target, blame cupid
    You think you're smart, that's stupid
    ==============================================================================
    
    ADAM FIRST: Wave 103! It has come to my attention that videos are an
    increasingly popular form of entertainment. For physically deformed and
    aesthetically unpleasing artists, this had greatly damaged their commercial
    potential.
    
    Shoot that poison arrow to my heart, heart, heart...
    
    ADAM FIRST: This next track parodies that state of affairs, by contrasting
    the old days of radio with the new world order of music videos, in which
    perversely it seems that artists' looks are more important than musical
    talent! I'm on the radio, but I assure you that's a choice I made myself!
    My mother had nothing to do with it. Is it perfection we are seeking? A race
    of pop-singing super-haired men and women, who bestride the world in 3-minute
    movies? I've had it with these abbreviated operas for the modern world! Is it
    a good or a bad thing? Will the fat lady sing? YOU must decide that for
    yourself.
    ==============================================================================
    
    *A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS - I RUN (SO FAR AWAY)*
    
    I walk along the avenue.
    I never thought I'd meet a girl like you (meet a girl like you)
    With auburn hair and tawny eyes
    The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through (hypnotize me through)
    
    And I ran, I ran so far away
    I just ran, I ran all night and day
    I couldn't get away
    
    A cloud appears above your head
    A beam of light comes shining down on you (shining down on you)
    The cloud is moving nearer still
    Aurora borealis comes in view (aurora comes in view)
    
    And I ran, I ran so far away
    I just ran, I ran all night and day
    I couldn't get away
    
    Reached out a hand to touch your face
    You're slowly disappearing from my view (disappearing from my view)
    Reached out a hand to try again
    I'm floating in a beam of light with you (a beam of light with you)
    
    And I ran, I ran so far away
    I just ran, I ran all night and day
    And I ran, I ran so far away
    I just ran, I couldn't get away.
    ==============================================================================
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: A new musical trend, and a great excuse to use
    hairspray! It's Wave 103!
    ******************************************************************************
    
    *SALIVEX (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    FEMALE VOICE: Do you have dry mouth?
    
    WOMEN: I thure do!
    
    FEMALE VOICE: It protects your teeth, fights infection, and lubricates
    your food.. But what happens when you run out of saliva?
    
    WOMEN: Helf me, I can't talk!
    
    FEMALE VOICE: For personal dryness upstairs, it's Salivex!
    
    WOMEN #1: Wow! I can spit again!
    
    FEMALE VOICE: Salivex is more than salive in a can. Salivex improves
    consumption efficiency by 50%. No more half-way cures, like coasting your
    throat in cooking oil, to have that extra piece of cake, or a bowl of
    kitty litter!
    
    FEMALE #2: After a night out, my tongue tasted like carpet! It was
    embarrassing. Now with Salivex, I can eat a whole box of crackers, or
    lick my life partner's (STAMP COLLECTION) all night!
    
    MALE: It's like having a salivation army in my mouth! Now I can suck
    a (LOLLIPOP) for as long as I want!
    
    FEMALE VOICE: Salivex tastes like your own saliva - that's because at
    Salivex's state of the art production facilities, we use 'Salivation
    Philanthropists', who make Salivex all day. Salivex, when it comes to
    personal dryness upstairs, were deadly serious!
    
    _____________________________________________________________________________
    
    *GIGGLE CREAM (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    SINGERS: Gi-gi gi-gi Giggle Cream! Wa-wa wa-wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa
    wa-wa That's the sound I love
    
    MALE SIGNGER: Stop the morning, you make my night
    
    FEMALE SINGER: With Giggle Cream with everything, you make life bright
    
    MALE SIGNGER: Getting tired of my faith, laughing and getting high
    
    FEMALE SINGER: With giggle cream, get the feeling, and what's more fun
    than that?
    
    SINGERS: Gi-gi-gi-gi-gi With giggle Wa-wa wa-wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa
    wa-wa That's the sound I love
    
    MALE VOICE: Giggle cream! it makes desert funny!
    ******************************************************************************
    
    ADAM FIRST: Hi, this is Adam First, and you've made a VERY informed choice.
    Your listening to The Wave, let's keep on with the records.
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: It's Wave 103!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *THE PSYCHEDLEIC FURS - I LOVE MY WAY*
    
    There's an army on the dance floor
    It's a fashion with a gun my love
    In a room without a door
    A kiss is not enough in...
    
    Love my way, it's a new road
    I follow, where my mind goes
    
    They'd put us on a railroad
    They'd dearly make us pay
    For laughing in their faces
    And making it our way
    There's emptiness behind their eyes
    There's dust in all their hearts
    They just want to steal us all
    And take us all apart
    
    Love my way, it's a new road
    I follow, where my mind goes
    Love my way, it's a new road
    I follow, where my mind goes
    
    Love my way, it's a new road
    I follow, where my mind goes
    
    So swallow all your tears my love
    And put on your new face
    You can never win or lose
    If you don't run the race
    
    Yeah..
    Yeah..
    Yeah..
    ==============================================================================
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: You're riding the wave, going with the flow,
    doing what everyone else does! Wa-wa-wa-wave 103!
    
    (Animotion's Obsession starts to play)
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Wave 103!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *ANIMOTION - OBSESSION*
    
    You are an obsession
    I cannot sleep
    I'am your possession
    Unopened at your feet
    There's no balance
    No equality
    Be still
    I will not accept defeat
    
    I will have you, yes, I will have you
    I will find a way, and I will have you
    Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly
    I will collect you and capture you
    
    You are an obsession
    You're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be
    To make you sleep with me
    You are an obsession
    You're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be
    To make you sleep with me
    
    I feed you I drink you
    My day and my night
    I need you I need you
    By sun or candlelight
    You protest
    You want to leave
    Stay!
    Oh, there's no alternative
    
    Your face appears again
    I see the beauty there
    But I see danger
    Stranger beware
    A circumstance
    In your naked dreams
    Your affection is not what it seems
    
    You are an obsession
    You're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be
    To make you sleep with me
    You are an obsession
    You're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be
    To make you sleep with me
    
    My fantasy has turned to madness
    And all my goodness
    Has turned to badness
    My need to possess you
    Has consumed my soul
    My life is trembling
    I have no control
    
    I will have you, yes, I will have you
    I will find a way, and I will have you
    Like a butterfly, a wild butterfly
    I will collect you and capture you
    
    You are an obsession
    You're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be
    To make you sleep with me
    You are an obsession
    You're my obsession
    Who do you want me to be
    ==============================================================================
    ******************************************************************************
     
    *JEREMY ROWBAR'S THINK YOUR WAY TO SUCCESS (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    JEREMY ROBARD: Hi, I'm Jeremy Robard! Entrepreneur, VIP and founder of the
    revolutionary program "Think your way to success". It's a 3 step program
    that's been changing lives and my income for the last 2 years! 5 Years ago,
    I was a nobody, just like you! After my "Think Your Way To Success" program,
    I spend the entire weekend in my Jacuzzi, or engaging in the exciting sport
    of domino toppling! Hey! If you can think it, you can do it! One of my award
    winning courses is sure to be perfect for you. The first course, I call
    "Think - Hold That Thought - Complete", because that's what you do. Step 2 is
    known as "Learn - Start - Doing", where I explain the mysteries of starting.
    Or take the new accelerator course, which will have you laughing at ugly
    strangers, "Motivate, Demonstrate, Then Motivate Again". Just listen to
    these, endorsements and remember these people volunteered, they aren't
    being paid much.
    
    MALE #1: I've been on the "Think - Hold That Thought - Complete" program
    and I have to say, I'm going to start my career in being a well-paid,
    rich person!
    
    MALE #2: Yeah! I've been thinking my way to success for a while, now.
    It's some good stuff!
    
    JEREMY ROBARD: Call now, and sign up for my "Think Your Way To Success"
    program. And if you want to think really fast, try my "Crank It Out" program.
    Call 1-866-434-SELF. Hey! Don't just do it, think about it!
    *****************************************************************************
    =============================================================================
    
    *SPANDAU BALLET - GOLD*
    
    Thank you for coming home
    I'm sorry that the chairs are all worn
    I left them here I could have sworn
    These are my salad days, slowly being eaten away
    Just another play for today
    Oh but I'm proud of you, but I'm proud of you
    Nothing left to make me feel small
    Luck has left me standing so tall..
    
    Gold! (gold)
    Always believe in your soul
    You've got the power to know
    You're indestructible
    Always believe in 'cause you are
    Gold! (gold)
    I'm Glad that you're bound to return
    There's something I could have learned
    You're indestructible, always believe in
    
    After the rush has gone, I hope you find a little more time
    Remember we were partners in crime
    It's only two years ago the man with the suit and the pace
    You knew that he was there on the case
    Now he's in love with you, he's in love with you
    My love is like a high prison wall
    and you could leave me standing so tall..
    
    Gold! (gold)
    Always believe in your soul
    You've got the power to know
    You're indestructible
    Always believe in 'cause you are
    Gold! (gold)
    I'm Glad that you're bound to return
    There's something I could have learned
    You're indestructible, always believe in
    
    My love is like a high prison wall
    and you could leave me standing so tall..
    
    Gold! (gold)
    Always believe in your soul
    You've got the power to know
    You're indestructible
    Always believe in 'cause you are
    Gold! (gold)
    I'm Glad that you're bound to return
    There's something I could have learned
    You're indestructible, always believe in.. (gold)
    ==============================================================================
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: It's not pop music, it's New Wave! Wave 103
    
    ADAM FIRST: I can't speak! I'm overcome with emotion, but not that FAKE 
    emotion on other stations. I'll have to play another song, until I finish 
    reading the album credits.
    ==============================================================================
    
    *THOMAS DOLBY – HYPERACTIVE*
    
    At the tender age of three, I was hooked to a machine
    Just to keep my mouth from spouting junk (ha!)
    Must have took me for a fool, 'Cause they chucked me out of school
    Cause the teacher knew I had the funk
    But tonight I'm on the edge, better shut me in the fridge
    Because I'm burning up, I'm burning up
    With the vision in my brain, and the music in my veins
    And the dirty rhythm in my blood
    
    They are messing with my heart
    And they're messing with my heart
    They are messing with my heart
    Oh stop messing with my..
    Ripping me apart!
    Hyperactive when I was small
    Hyperactive now I'm grown
    Hyperactive and the night is young
    
    They are messing with my heart
    Keep on messing with my heart
    (Please tell me more about your master)
    Breaking-breaking-breaking me apart
    
    Semaphore out on the floor
    Messages from outer space
    A deep heat for the feet
    The rhythm of your heartbeat
    Cause the music of the street,
    It isn't any rap attack
    It isn't any rap attack
    Rap-a-rap-a-rap it isn't an attack
    
    I can reach into your homes
    Like an itch in your headphones
    You can turn it up
    I'm the shape in your back room
    I'm the breather on the phone
    And I'm burning up
    But there's one thing I must say
    Before they lock me up again
    You'd be safer at the back!
    When I'm having an (attack)
    
    Hyperactive when I was small
    Hyperactive now I'm tall
    Hyperactive as the day is long
    Hyperactive in my bones
    Hyperactive in your phones
    Hyperactive and the night is young
    Hyperactive when I small
    Hyperactive now I'm grown
    Hyperactive till I'm dead and gone
    
    (stand up hyperactivate!)
    (get up hyperactivate!)
    (wise up hyperactivate!)
    (stand up hyperactivate!)
    
    Hyperactive when I was small
    Hyperactive now I'm tall
    Hyperactive as the day is long
    Hyperactive in my bones
    Hyperactive in your phones
    Hyperactive and the night is young
    ==============================================================================
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: The synthesizer of your inner soul! Wave 103!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *ROMEO VOID - NEVER SAY NEVER*
    
    If time itself was his demeanor
    There’d be no sunlight or a glimmer
    Of sunlight landin on the street
    Sunsuit girls must be discreet
    
    Sunsuit girls must be discreet
    Nursing their fathers locked inside
    They masqueraded as his bride
    
    I might like you better if we slept together
    I might like you better if we slept together
    I might like you better if we slept together
    But there’s somethin in your eyes that says maybe that’s never
    Never say never
    
    The slump by the courthouse
    With windburn skin
    That man could give a ****
    About the grin on your face
    As you walk by, randy as a goat
    He's sleepin on papers
    When he'd be warm in your coat
    
    I might like you better if we slept together
    I might like you better if we slept together
    I might like you better if we slept together
    But there’s somethin in your eyes that says maybe that’s never
    Never say never
    
    There’s no easy way to lose your sight
    On the street, on the stairs
    Who's on your flight
    Old couple walks by, as ugly as sin
    But he’s got her and she’s got him
    
    I might like you better if we slept together
    I might like you better if we slept together
    I might like you better if we slept together
    But there’s somethin in your eyes that says maybe that’s never
    Never say never
    
    Sunsuit girls must be discreet
    Nursing their fathers locked inside
    They masqueraded as his bride
    
    Never say never 
    Never say never
    Never say never, never, never
    
    The sun seems to move, across the sky so slow
    It's us who's turning, with no way to go
    The sun seems to move, across the sky so slow
    Us who's turning, with nowhere.. go..
    ==============================================================================
    
    ADAM FIRST: Very interesting stuff, I think you'd agree.
    
    Never say never, never say never
    
    ADAM FIRST: The Wave here with Adam playing music First!
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Catch the wave wa-wa-wa-wa-wave 103!
    
    (Pause)
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: For the generation that's bearing the weight of the world
    on it's shoulders - Wave 103
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    *FRANKIE GOES TO HOLLYWOOD - TWO TRIBES*
    
    When two tribes go to war, a point is all you can score
    Let's go to war, let's go to war
    When two tribes go to war, a point is all you can score
    I'm working for the black gas
    
    Cowboy No. 1
    A born-again poor man's son
    Poor man's son
    On the air America, I modeled shirts by Van Heusen
    Working for the black gas
    
    (You know)
    When two tribes go to war, a point is all you can score
    Let's go to war, let's go to war
    When two tribes go to war, a point is all you can score
    Working for the black gas
    
    Switch off your shield
    Switch off and feel
    I'm working on loving (yeah..)
    Giving you back the good times
    Ship it out (out)
    Working for the black gas
    
    Pretty sure you can score
    
    When two tribes go to war
    When two tribes go to war, a point is all you can score
    
    We got two tribes
    We got the bomb, We got the bomb (yeah)
    Sock it to me biscuits (now)
    
    Are we living in a land
    Where sex and horror are the new gods? (yeah..)
    
    When two tribes go to war
    A point is all you can score
    ==============================================================================
    
    ADAM FIRST: What a fantastic track. That was Frankie Goes To Hollywood,
    with Two Tribes. They're from Liverpool, England! Produced if my memory serves
    me correctly AS it usually does, by Mr. Trevor Horne. Very powerful stuff 
    indeed, and I think you'll agree, if you know ANYTHING AT ALL! Let's take a
    quick break to listen to some commercials, and then we'll return with another
    top record for yOUR listening pleasure.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    *COMPLETE THE LOOK (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    MALE VOICE: Italian loafers without socks? Deconstructed linen suit? Something
    missing? (Complete the look) With the flesh toned sleeveless t-shirt, at Vice
    City's one-stop-shop for people who dress for success (Wow! You look like
    everyone else) Complete the look!
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    
    *YUPPIE & THE ALIEN (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    MALE VOICE: This fall, a new hard-hitting police drama is coming to Friday 
    night. HE was a well-to-do cop, transferred to a trouble precinct downtown.
    His new partner is a space traveler, with a passion for JUSTICE. It's Yuppie
    & The Alien!
    
    CAPTAIN: Look! You may vaporize dissidents in Alpha Centauri, but in this
    precinct, we do things BY THE BOOK!
    
    YUPPIE: I'm so terribly sorry, captain.
    
    GOOGAN: GAAAAA! Googan sorry!
    
    MALE VOICE: Don't miss this one-of-a-kind police drama. They're fighting crime
    the hard way, in designer clothes, with a quarter of a million dollar sports
    car, and a UFO.
    
    YUPPIE: Partner, let's go cruise in the car, and look moody.
    
    MALE VOICE: One tough, downtown precinct, two outsiders, doing things their 
    way - Yuppie & The Alien, on VBC.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    FEMALE ANNOUCER: Wave 103! Where boys and girls look the same! That's a
    little strange isn't it?
    
    (Sigue Sigue Sputnik's Love Missile F1-11 starts to play)
    
    FEMALE ANNOUNCER: Wave 103!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *SIGUE SIGUE SPUTNIK - LOVE MISSILE F1-11*
    
    The US bombs cruising overhead (head-head-head-head..)
    There goes my love rocket red
    Shoot it up (explosion is heard)
    Shoot it up
    
    Blaster bomb-bomb-bomb ahead (bomb-bomb-bomb-bomb..)
    Multi-millions still unfed (fed-fed-fed-fed..)
    A mondo teeno giving..
    Shoot it up (Machineguns are heard) 
    Shoot it up (Machineguns are heard again)
    
    Terminator
    Terminator
    
    Hold Me shake me, I'm all shook up
    Psycho Maniac, interbred, shoot it up, now shoot it up
    (on your right) Shoot it up 
    Shoot it up, shoot it up
    
    Teenage crime now fashion's dead
    Shoot it up
    There goes my love rocket red
    Shoot it up 
    Shoot it up, 
    Shoot it up,  shoot it up, shoot it up
    Shoot it up, (Scarface) shoot it up
    
    A mondo teeno giving, giving, giving...
    Shoot it up
    There goes my love rocket red 
    Shoot it up, now shoot it up
    (Can we get the money!)
    ==============================================================================
    
    ADAM FIRST: Welcome back to The Wave, with music selected by me, Adam First!
    
    The ultra violence in Japan......
    
    ADAM FIRST: The record companies know I will ONLY play the underground, 
    hot tracks.
    
    Shoot it uuuuup
     
    ADAM FIRST: Next up, we have one of my most favorite records. It's a pneumatic
    drill of a record, hitting hard with unprecedented lyrical intensity. People
    of my city, I give you Gary Numan.
    ==============================================================================
    
    *GARY NUMAN - CARS*
    
    Here in my car
    I feel safest of all
    I can lock all my doors
    It's the only way to live
    In cars
    
    Here in my car
    I can only receive
    I can listen to you
    It keeps me stable for days
    In cars
    
    Here in my car
    Where the image breaks down
    Will you visit me please
    If I open my door
    In cars
    
    Here in my car
    I know I've started to think
    About leaving tonight
    Although nothing seems right
    In cars
    ==============================================================================
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    EMOTION 98.3
    ************
    
    RADIO STATION - 03
    EMOTION HOSTED BY FERNANDO MARTINEZ
    Written by Kintaro Oe age 25
    Script by Dan Houser and Lazlow Jones
    Coming Soon
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    ********
    FLASH FM
    ********
    
    RADIO STATION - 04
    FLASH HOSTED BY TONI
    Written by LdsFlame
    Script by Dan Houser and Lazlow Jones
    Coming Soon
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    WILDSTYLE PIRATE RADIO
    **********************
    
    RADIO STATION - 05
    WILDSTYLE HOSTED BY MR. MAGIC
    Written by Kintaro Oe age 25
    Script by Dan Houser and Lazlow Jones
    Coming Soon
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    *********
    FEVER 103
    *********
    
    RADIO STATION - 06
    FEVER HOSTED BY Oliver "
    Written by Kintaro Oe age 25
    Script by Dan Houser and Lazlow Jones
    Coming Soon
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    ***************
    RADIO ESPANTOSO
    ***************
    
    RADIO STATION - 04
    ESPANTOSO HOSTED BY PEPE
    Written by 
    Script by Dan Houser and Lazlow Jones
    
    01---Cachao's A Gozar con mi Combo
         "Just a few of you understand my words"
    
    02---Alpha Banditos’s The Bullis Wrong
         "I'm sleeping with the secretary and I never pay my taxes!"
    
    03---Tres Apenas Como Eso's Yo te mire
         "In the very same moment it is commercially possible."
    
    04---Commercial 1 - Learn Redneck Pretty Fast 
         "America is a wild west darwinian nightmare!"
    
    05---Commercial 2 - Complete the look
         "Complete the look with a personalize chest wig!"
    
    06---Deodato's Latin Flute
         "I didn't know so much happiness could come out of a cow's tits"
    
    07---Mongo Santamaria's Mama Papa Tu
         "I'm a bit excited and I think I have just done a huge mess!"
    
    08---Commercial 3 - Fernando's Medallion
         "Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to drown a household pet" 
    
    09---Mongo Santamaria's Me & you Baby
         "Damn! I have to stop drinking so much coffee."
         
    
    10---Machito & his afro-cuban orchestra's Mambo Mucho Mambo
         "Radio, music, hens and chickens."
    
    11---Unaesta's La vida es una lenteja
         "This song is ready for the ladies Radio Espantoso."
    
    12---Commercial 4 - Shady Acers
       "Shady Acers, happiness is worth the price!"
    
    13---Lonnie Liston Smith's Expansions
         "This egg wants salt!! Aiaiaia!!!"
    
    14---Irakere's Aguenlle
    Don't leave the meat out the refrigerator for a long time
    
    15---Deodato's Super Strut
     Let the radio tell you what to do.
    
    16---Commercial 5 - Pastor Richards
       "We will build a 50 story tall likeness of ME."
    
    17---Xavier Cugat & his orchestra's Jamay
         "The other day some funny greasy Italian tried to carjack me"
    
    18---Beny More's Maracaibo Oriental 
         "A lot of music after the commercials."
    
    19---Commercial 6 - BJ Smith
         "You have to annihilate everything in your path in a blind rage."
    
    20---Tito Puente and his orchestra's Mambo Gozón
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    **********************************
    Cait Sith's Espantoso Introduction
    **********************************
    
    When I found out that GTA Vice City would have a Latin Radio Station, I wasn't
    sure what to think. By the time I bought the game, I had forgotten about this
    station. At first, it was really weird to play this game: it "happens" in the
    past of a country I don't live in and everything felt strange. To make things
    worse, the first thing I heard in the radio was Michael Jackson(I have never
    liked his songs). I was feeling really out of place, and started changing
    stations...until I found one called "Espantoso"(which was really funny, 
    because Espantoso means terrible). This station made me feel right at home,
    because it's Spanish spoken, the DJ actually sounded like a Latin guy(I wonder
    if he is really Latin), and the music, if not modern, at least felt more
    "familiar" than the rest of the stations. And then, after reading lots of posts
    of the Gamefaqs' forums, I noticed that Espantoso was really misunderstood by
    most people (which is natural, thanks to the language barrier), and that some 
    people actually wanted to know what Pepe (the DJ) was saying. So, I decided to
    write a script/translation of Radio Espantoso, that way people would know what
    it was all about. I hope you would enjoy it as much as I enjoyed writing it.
    
    ***
    KEY
    ***
    S: Original dialog
    
    T: Translated dialog
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------------
    
    S:
    PEPE: ¡Oye mi brother! ¡Que barbara está esa canción! Pero me estoy cansando 
    de tocarla continuamente para ustedes. Y cuando volvamos voy a tomar 
    tus "live" requests, te lo digo, pero lo que te digo es... ¡mentira! Muy 
    pocos de ustedes entienden mis palabras, you are my brothers!!! it's one big 
    musical family, ¡aquí, por Radio Espantoso!
    
    T:
    PEPE: Listen my brother! What a terrific song that was! But I'm getting tired 
    of playing it over and over for you. When we get back, I'll take your "live" 
    requests, I tell you, but what I'm telling you is... a lie! Just a few of you 
    understand my words, you are my brothers!!! It's one big musical family,
    here, on Radio Espantoso!
    ==============================================================================
    
    *CAHAO - A GOZAR CON MI COMBO*
    
    Vamos a gozar con mi combo
    vamos a bailar
    Vamos a gozar con mi combo
    vamos a bailar
    Vamos a gozar con mi combo
    vamos a bailar
    Vamos a gozar con mi combo
    vamos a bailar
    Vamos a gozar con mi combo
    vamos a bailar
    Vamos a gozar con mi combo
    vamos a bailar
    Vamos a gozar con mi combo
    vamos a bailar
    ==============================================================================
    
    S:
    PEPE: Jo, jo, jo. Okie dokie, mi gente, ¿están pasando bien el tiempo? 
    ¿Mirando el soccer y el futbol? ¿O robandose carros o robandose gallos, huh? 
    ¿O simplemente vacilandose la música? Ja ja ja.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Ho ho ho. Okie dokie, my people, are ya having a good time? Watching
    soccer and football, or stealing cars or stealing roosters, huh? Or just
    enjoying the music? Ha ha ha.
    ==============================================================================
    
    *ALPHA BANDITOS - THE BULLIS WRONG*
    ==============================================================================
    
    S:
    PEPE: Hellooooooo! Viiiiice Cityyyyy! ¿Cómo te sientes? ¿Ah? ¡Yo 
    personalmente me quiero asesinar! Mi esposa es tremenda gorda, y nunca me 
    hace el amor. Me estoy cingando a la secretaria y ¡nunca pago mis taxes! 
    Pero, ¿qué importa eso? Aquí tenemos la música que tu quieres oir, en la 
    emisora número 1 de Vice City, Rrrradio Espantoso.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Hellooooooo! Viiiiice Cityyyyy! How are you feeling? Huh? I personally 
    want to kill myself! My wife is tremendously fat and never makes love to 
    me. I'm sleeping with the secretary and I never pay my taxes! But, who cares? 
    Here we have the music you want to hear, in Vice City's number 1 station,
    Rrrrradio Espantoso.
    ==============================================================================
    
    *TRES APENAS COMO ESO - YO TE MIRE* 
    
    Yo te mire
    Yo te mire
    Te sonreí
    Te sonreí
    Tu me miraste
    Tu me miraste, y viniste a mi
    
    Me enamoré
    Me enamoré
    De tu mirar
    De tu mirar
    Y me dijiste
    Y yo te digo
    Vamos a volar
    
    Se que esta historia acabará
    muy mal
    Se que esta historia acabará
    muy mal
    
    
    Se que esta historia acabará
    muy mal
    Se que esta historia acabará
    Y así es
    
    Me miraste
    te miré
    Estos ojos se encontraron
    ???? de la habitación
    
    Me enamoro
    tus ojos sexys
    Me amas
    Vamos a volar
    
    Se que esta historia acabará
    muy mal
    Se que esta historia acabará
    muy mal
    
    Se que esta historia acabará
    muy mal
    Se que esta historia acabará
    
    Se que esta historia acabará
    muy mal
    Se que esta historia acabará
    
    Se que esta historia acabará
    muy mal
    Se que esta historia acabará
    Y así es
    ==============================================================================
    
    S:
    PEPE: Y ahora rompemos para un commercial pero no se me muevan que regresamos 
    con más música estupenda en el próximo momento que sea "commercialmente" 
    posible.
    
    T:
    PEPE: And now a commercial break, but don't go away, we'll be back with more 
    great music, in the very same moment it is commercially possible.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    *LEARN REDNECK PRETTY FAST (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    REDNECK #1: Throughout human history people have come to these shores to 
    pursue the American dream; Life, liberty and the chance to exploit others and
    get one over on your fellow man. Some people say "America is a wild west
    darwinian nightmare!" But hey! We have the best fried food, and theme
    restaurants in the world! To take full advantage of the remarkable opportunity
    of this land of select freedom, you got to understand the language of freedom.
    Some call it American English, others call it; backwater, stump jumpin, jibber
    speak! But to us it's plain old redneck. It's the language of government,
    business and the language of friendship. And now you can learn real spoken
    English fast with this exciting 40 cassette program called "Learn redneck
    pretty fast"! Available in Spanish to redneck, French to redneck, Japanese to
    redneck, English and of course Latin. Just listen to this vocabulary lesson!
    
    FEMALE: Repeato hermana. (repeat sister)
    
    REDNECK #2: Girlfriend!
    
    FEMALE: Bueno!
    
    REDNECK #1: Order now and you'll get a commemorate spit tool and a video tape
    that shows you how to cook armadillo. Armadillo is good eatin! It's like a 
    lobster except you can run over it and eat it! call now.
    ______________________________________________________________________________
    
    *COMPLETE THE LOOK (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    MALE: Glizzning medallion? Silk shirt open to the navel? Something missing?
    (Complete the look) Complete the look with a personalize chest wig! At Vice 
    City's one stop shop for people who know what the ladies what! WOW you look
    manly! (Complete the look)
    ******************************************************************************
    
    S:
    PEPE: Wooo! La otra noche yo y mis amigos nos estabamos tomando un giggle 
    cream, eso seguramente tiene que ser el postre más cómico del mundo entero, 
    waaa! No sabía que tanta alegría pudiera salir de las tetas de una vaca, 
    muchacho. Je, je. Me tengo que calmar, porque me estoy excitando otra vez.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Wooo! The other night me and my friends were drinking giggle cream, 
    that surely has to be the funniest dessert in the entire world, waaa! I
    didn't know so much happiness could come out of a cow's tits, oh boy. He he.
    I have to calm down, because I'm getting excited again.
    ==============================================================================
    
    *DEODATO - LATIN FLUTE* 
    ==============================================================================
    
    S:
    PEPE: Rrrrrrrraadioooo Espantosoooo. La voz Hispana de Vice City. Qué radio, 
    más radio para las muchachas y para los muchachos. ¡América! El mercado 
    músico con queso. La mejor emisora del mundo para la gente con los mejores
    oídos del mundo, tanta música que te hace la cabeza explotar. ¡Amó a los 
    hombres! ¿eh? Que digo, ¡a la humanidad! ¡Rrrradio Espantoso! Pepe Pepe Pepe, 
    música música música.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Rrrrrrrraadioooo Espantosoooo.The Hispanic voice of Vice City. Radio, 
    more radio for the girls and the boys. America! The musical market with 
    cheese. The best radio station of the world for the people with the best
    ears of the world, so much music it'll makes your head explode! I love men! 
    Huh? What am I saying? I love mankind! Rrrrradio Espantoso! Pepe, Pepe, Pepe,
    music, music, music.
    ==============================================================================
    
    *MONGO SANTAMARIA - MAMA PAPA TU*
    
    Mama Papa tu
    what you gonna do
    
    Mama Papa tu
    what you gonna do
    Mama Papa tu
    what you gonna do
    
    Mama Papa tu
    what you gonna do
    Mama Papa tu
    what you gonna do
    (Hey)
    Mama Papa tu
    what you gonna do
    (Tell me what-are-you-gonna-do)
    Mama Papa tu
    what you gonna do
    (Can't sit down all night)
    Mama Papa tu
    what you gonna do
    (When the music's alright)
    Mama Papa tu
    what you gonna do
    (Shake your mira maker, shake your mira maker)
    Mama Papa tu
    what you gonna do
    ==============================================================================
    
    S:
    PEPE: Uuuu! Unfortunately ya se acabó esa canción. Voy a tener que coger una 
    breve pausa, mmmm, me tengo que calmar, porque brother, estoy un poquito 
    excitado y creo que acabo de hacerme una tremenda suciería, ja ja ja. ¡Pero 
    eso no importa! Esa es la belleza de la radio, mi gente. Regreso en unos 
    pocos minutos, amigos, yes.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Oooh.! Unfortunately that song has finished. I'm gonna have to take a
    brief break, mmm, I have to calm down, because brother, I'm a bit excited
    and I think I have just done a huge mess! Ha ha ha, but it doesn't matter!
    That's the beauty of the radio, my people. I'll be back in a few minutes my
    friends, yes.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    *FERNANDO'S MEDALLION (COMMERCIAL)*
    
    FERNANDO: Hello I'am Fernando Martinez! I think by now You know I'am an 
    emotional kinda of guy. People stop me in the street and say "Fernando! What
    the hell is wrong with me? Silk shirt, hairy chest, enough after shave to
    drown a household pet! But I still cannot get a women!" I tell them "You are
    an ignorant fool! Without the symbol of power and fertility around your neck,
    what kind of women is going to respect you?! That is why I have team up with
    Medallion Man; the shop for medallion needs! You see sometimes girls like 
    other girls but they need men. Men with big Bulging-gold-plated-disk of 
    virility buried in their deep jungle of their hairy chest. Medallion Man 
    caters to all levels of masculinity: For the animal lover; a Cobra, a 
    Stallion or a Gorilla medallion brings out the beast within. For the Civil
    War associates how about a medallion that tells the story of the battle of
    Bullrun to the Gettysburg address. And for the traditional man with raging
    and the pescomplex, a gold plated picture of mom, to hang around your neck 
    and really impress the ladies. Don't forget; every women knows if you can't
    support a medallion, you can't support a family.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    S:
    PEPE: Radio Espantoso, aquí en Vice City, la casa del jazz, y tambien la casa 
    mia, ¡la casa de Pepe, tu mejor amigo! ¡Coño! Tengo que parar de tomar tanto 
    café.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Radio Espantoso, here in Vice City, The house of jazz and also my house,
    the house of Pepe, your best friend! Damn! I have to stop drinking so much
    coffee.
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    *Mongo Santamaria - Me & you Baby* 
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    PEPE: Mega, mega, mega jazz!
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    *MACHITO & HIS AFRO-CUBAN ORCHESTRA - MAMBO MUCHO MAMBO* 
    
    Oye morenita
    dime una cosita
    
    Oye morenita
    dime una cosita
    
    ¿Qué te gusta más?
    Mientras que existe el mambo
    olvida el tango
    y la seriedad
    
    A mi me gusta el bolero
    lo mismo que la guaracha
    la conga tuvo su racha
    como el afro y el ??
    
    Pero mientras que exista el mambo
    olvida el tango
    y la seriedad
    
    Pero mientras que exista el mambo
    olvida el tango
    y la seriedad
    
    Mambo, mambo, mucho mambo
    Mambo, mambo, mucho mambo
    Mambo, mambo, mucho mambo
    Mambo, mambo, mucho mambo
    Mambo, mambo, mucho mambo
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    S:
    PEPE: Radio, música, gallinas y pollitos. ¿Quieren otra canción? Por que yo 
    si la necesito, oye pueblo, stay with me, people.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Radio, music, hens and chickens. Want another song? Because I do need 
    it, listen everyone, stay with me, people.
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    *UNAESTA - LA VIDA ES UNA LENTEJA* 
    
    Levantate, anda y abre la nevera
    y mirale si te queda mortadela
    Levantate, anda y abrela
    y ve si queda mortadela
    
    La vida es una lenteja
    o la tomas o la dejas
    la vida es una lenteja
    o la tomas o la dejas
    la vida es una lenteja
    o la tomas o la dejas
    
    Levantate, anda y abre la nevera
    y mirale si te queda mortadela
    Levantate, anda y abrela
    y ve si queda mortadela
    
    La vida es una lenteja
    o la tomas o la dejas
    la vida es una lenteja
    o la tomas o la dejas
    la vida es una lenteja
    o la tomas o la dejas
    
    Nena, ven aquí, mueveme tu cuerpo ya
    Nena, ven aquí, mueveme tu cuerpo ya
    
    La vida es una lenteja...
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    S:
    PEPE: Hello, hello. Usted está escuchando la radio que hace a la ciudad 
    bailar y sudar. Sacude la ropa. Esta canción está preparada para las mujeres 
    de Radio Espantoso.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Hello, hello. You are listening to the radio station that makes the
    city dance and sweat. Shake your clothes. This song is ready for the ladies
    Radio Espantoso.
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    *SHADY ACERS (COMMERCIAL)* 
    
    MAN: am I VIP! And I wanna live around peole like myself; rich and divorced.
    (Shady Acers!)
    
    AVERY: I'm Avery Carrington, Shady Acers is incredible upscale, state of the 
    art, top notch condominium development (Condo!) A short drive out of town
    on some Christine wetlands. Away from the north and uninvited diversity of
    the city! (shady Acers!) And when you buy into that dream that is Shady
    Acers, not only do you get a luxuriest 5 thousand square foot condo with 
    underground parking for your newly acquired sports car, but there's also a
    Jacuzzi for entertainment. (Jacuzzi!) Each condo is tastefully furnished with
    a stock bar and a exotic water bed shaped like a dollar sign. Shady Acers
    also has a golf range, firing range, heli pad and exotic petting zoo when
    your kids come to visit. (Shady Acers!) You're successful! Start defining
    your life style, start defining your self!
    
    SINGERS: Shady Acers
    
    AVERY: Shady Acers, happiness is worth the price! (Shady Acers!)
    ******************************************************************************
    S:
    PEPE: Este huevo quiere sal!! Aiaiaia!!!
    
    T:
    PEPE: This egg wants salt!! Aiaiaia!!!
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    *LONNIE LISTON SMITH - EXPANSIONS* 
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    S:
    PEPE: Radio Espantoso. I love it man, I love it! Bailen en las calles y 
    canten las canciones del amor. No dejen la carne fuera del "refrigerator" por 
    mucho tiempo, ¡hace calor en las calles! Y así es, con esta música.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Radio Espantoso. I love it man, I love it! Dance in the streets and 
    sing the songs of love. Don't leave the meat out the refrigerator for a long 
    time, it's hot in the streets! It's like that with this music.
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    *IRAKERE - AGUENLLE* 
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    S:
    PEPE: Mega música para la gente que le gusta jalar todo el día para despues 
    echarse tremendo vómito. ¡Uy! Bebete bastante líquido, je. Rrrradio, más 
    rrrrrradio, ma ma más radio, deja que el radio te diga lo que tienes que 
    hacer. ¡Soy Pepé! Aquí, en radio Espantoso. Mas jazz, aquí.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Mega music for the people who like to work the whole day and to vomit
    alot later! Uy! Drink a lot of liquids, he. Rrrradio, more rrrrrradio, more,
    more, more radio, let the radio tell you what to do. I'm Pepe! here on Radio 
    Espantoso. With more jazz.
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    *DEODATO - SUPER STRUT* 
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    S:
    PEPE: ¡Ajajajajay! Chicharrones musicales. Vice City, preparate porque tengo 
    la música que te hace loco. Odio este trabajo y toda la gente. Soy un pobre 
    oso entreniado. Radio Espantoso. No se me vayan, no se me vayan please. Don't 
    go away.
    
    T:
    PEPE: ¡Ajajajajay! Musical pork skins. Vice City, get ready because I have 
    the music which makes you crazy. I hate this work and all people. I'm a poor 
    trained bear. Radio Espantoso. Don't go away, don't go away, please. Don't go 
    away.
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    *PASTOR RICHARDS (COMMERCIAL)* 
    
    PASTOR RICHARDS: Do yourself a favor and pick up your telephone, call now.
    1-866-9-SAVEME what better place to witness 40,000 years of nuclear winter,
    then from the comfort of your very own ready nuclear bunker? When we raise
    25 million, we will build a 50 story tall likeness of ME. If we raise 300
    million the statue will rotate so I can look over this great city and cast an
    evil eye on degenerates. and when the eminent nuclear strike occurs, those who
    put faith into action with sufficient generous contributions will join me
    inside the Pastor Richards salvation statue as we blast into space! Contribute
    to the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund. Pick up your telephone. Call
    now, 1-866-9SAVEME.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    S:
    PEPE: Radio Espantoso. ¡Cojones! Está bueno.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Radio Espantoso. ¡Cojones! It's good.
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    *Xavier Cugat & his orchestra - Jamay* 
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    S:
    PEPE: ¡Acho! El otro día un comediante italiano grasoso (Tommy) me intentó
    robar el carro mientras iba manejando. ¿Qué es eso, gente? Seguro que ese tipo
    no sabía con quien el estaba jugando, ¿eh? Here we go! More music.Vacilando, 
    feeling stupid? Yo así lo siento, me encanta esta canción, Vice City.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Whoa! The other day some funny greasy Italian (Tommy) tried to carjack
    me while I was driving. What's that, people? I'm sure the guy didn't know who
    he was playing with, uh? Here we go! More music. Fooling around, feeling
    stupid! I feel that way, I love this song, Vice City.
    ==============================================================================
    
    *BENY MORE - MARACAIBO ORIENTAL* 
    
    Pa que tu lo bailes
    Son maracaibo
    Pa que tu lo goces
    Son maracaibo
    
    Pongan atención señores
    está linda inspiración
    
    Me sale del corazón
    Pa que tu lo bailes
    pa que lo goces
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    S:
    PEPE: Carajo. Radio Espantoso, gente. Mucha música despues de los commercials.
    
    T:
    PEPE: Radio Espantoso, people. A lot of music after the commercials.
    ******************************************************************************
    
    *BJ SMITH (COMMERCIAL)*  
    
    BJ SMITH: Hi, I'm BJ Smith. In my long and illustrious three year career at
    the top of pro football. I whooped some serious ass and got paid for it. They
    didn't call me death in tight pants for nothing. When you've had such a
    rewarding career maiming others as I have, you know how to stay fit. Through
    running, wrestling, stuffing 20s down panties of foxy strippers, firearm
    training, naval pursuit and beating the hell out of your fellow man. That's
    what keeps me healthy. And now, using training methods, I perfected. It's 
    going to work for you with BJ's Fit for Football. Watch those pounds fall off.
    I'm down to 300 pounds using exactly the method I demonstrated on tape. I
    mean, who are you gonna trust to get fit? A man who can rip your arm off and
    beat you in, or an aerobics instructor who wouldn’t get drafted by the local
    hopscotch team? Hell no, BJ's Fit for Football, out now on Beta and VHS.
    Remember to win in a game of football, or life, you have to annihilate
    everything in your path in a blind rage.
    ******************************************************************************
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    *TITO PUENTE AND HIS ORCHESTRA - MAMBO GOZÓN*
     
    A gozar este rico mambo
    A gozar
    Pero baila mi mambo
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    NMR's FAQ
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    Q. Is there any difference between the Soundtrack, and the in-game music?
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    A. Yes, a big difference In essence, the Soundtracks have very little to do
    with the in-game radio stations, and exist as totally separate recordings,
    based off the stations of the game, but presented as a traditional
    compilation album, without the commercials, DJ links, song transitions.
    The biggest difference of all is that the in-game music has been cut and
    remixed for Rockstar, while the Soundtrack contains all the songs in their
    original glory.
    
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    Q. Are there songs missing from the Soundtracks
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    A. Yup. Each disc of the Soundtrack is missing around 4 or 5 of the songs
    played on the in-game incarnation of the radio station. The omissions seem 
    kind of random, although it's worth noting that certain songs removed
    include political themes (see : Love Missile F1-11). Another obvious
    conclusion is that Rockstar wanted to skimp on licensing fees, although
    there doesn't really seem to be any popularity /obscurity correlation to
    back this up.
    
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    Q. Is any of the music censored?
    --------------------------------
    A. While the Soundtracks contain all the music in it's original form, the in-
    game versions of a few songs seem to have a few evident pieces of censorship
    (Check out 'Love Missile F1-11', and the way the music vocals suddenly cut out
    on the line "A mondo teeno giving head"
    
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    Q. Why do the stations play such obscure songs? They could have chosen better
    Michael Jackson songs?
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    A. Authenticity? The game is set in 1986, which was a time when music was less
    manufactured, DJs actually chose which songs they wanted to play, and a lot of
    radio stations prided themselves on playing music that their listeners' liked,
    not just music that was popular. The DJs themselves reinforce this attitude 
    several times during the intermissions, saying things like "I'm playing the 
    music I like" and "This is an underground hit you WONT hear anywhere else!".
    
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    Q. Will you send me MP3s?
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    A. No!!
    
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    Q. Can I help out with one of the scripts?
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    A. We have enough people as it is helping out, sorry!
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    NMR's Thank you
    ***************
    
    Thanks to Reo for giving me the OST, and convincing me of it's wonders.
    Thanks to Ntrophi for "inspiring" me for the 8 hours it took to write this.
    Thanks to Shdwrlm3 for..er..
    
    (c)2002 NMR. Please don't rip me off, or I'll have to use some made-up 
    internet law, to threaten you 'legal' action against your mum.
    
    
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    Kintaro's Thank You
    *******************
      
    I would like to thank all who made this possible. My family who had to put up 
    with me for using the computer for many hours and my girlfriend for not AIM 
    her while I was online. (Sorry Yoki! ^_^) I like to thank A. Wood for 
    e-mailing me about some errors on the Fist Fury lyrics, Kawika for helping me
    with the “God Bless Video” lyrics and Sönke Hoffmann for the correction on
    Nena's 99 Luftballons. I would also like to thank the following People; NMR,
    HLBlueShif, Animeluver, Blendo75 and THAguyINgta3. Another thanks goes to
    Lazlow for trying to help me with the Love Fist's Dangerous Bastard song. And
    of course Thanks to Rockstar and Rockstar North for making such an amazing
    game (keep up the good work guys!).
    
    E-mail me at KintaroOeage25@hotmail.com if you wish to use this on your site 
    or if you found any errors.
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