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Special Thanks to Doorag for helping me make the GTA:VC logo.

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Game - Grand Theft Auto Vice City.
Platform - Playstation2
Players - 1
Release Date - Oct. 29 (NTSC) Nov. 8 (PAL)
Produced - Rockstar Games + Rockstar North
Author - Psy (Psycopsy@hotmail.com)
Version - 0.95
Start Date - October 27, 2002.
Last Update - March 22, 2003.

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Now, I know there is a lot of text in this guide, so dont be put off and think,
OMG I gotta read all that, but there is so much to do in Vice City, and I have
tried to include it in here, so please be appreciative of my, and contributors
hard work.


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UPDATES:

Version 0.95:
                      Just a few updates really, although, i have been working
                      on a large scale project.... a Stats Guide. I'm almost
                      finished it, but you can see what i've done so far a bit
                      lower in the document. I also added a K-Chat script thanx
                      to Dark52. I will add the rest of the missions in the
                      next update, and soon after I will add the off road
                      stuff.

                      Also, feel free to visit my new site which is based on
                      the Next GTA game:

                      http://www.gta-sanandreas.com

Version 0.90:
                      Almost done!!!!

                      On final few missions, such as print works, and off road
                      stuff and I'm finally at version 1.0!
                      Sorry about the lack of updates but i've been really busy
                      with school. Should be a new update of the guide in the
                      week sometime, maybe with version 1.0.

                      I have also checked over every missions guide, and added
                      bits to most of them to make them even better so if it
                      wasn't good enough before, it will be now.

                      Finally, I also added 30 package locations, and 2 radio
                      station scripts.

Version 0.87:
                      Not really anything new as such, but I'm getting there. I
                      have decided to pretty much re-write all of my mission
                      descriptions in more detail, but for now I have just done
                      some of the ones I think will be most helpful (and the
                      ones that I was on playing my 3rd game in search of 100%
                      again). Anyway, I have added a bit more on the Driver
                      section, because I know how hard people find it (Just for
                      the record, I BEAT IT FIRST TIME!! :p)

                      I've also added the script from the game which can be
                      found lower down in the guide, with a huge thanx to
                      Jason_C. And, with a huge thanx to Jnc904, I now have a
                      car locations section which can be found under the other
                      vehicle info.

                      I'm gonna work for quite a while on the guide this
                      weekend, and I hope that I an get all of the missions
                      done soon.

                      So... In the next few days I hope to have all missions
                      completed in the guide, possibly all offroad missions,
                      and R3 missions. There is still a lot of work I need to
                      do on the guide, but keep reading, and it'll be done
                      before you know it.

Version 0.85:
                      Getting closer to Version 1.0, but until I finish all of
                      the missions in the guide that wont happen. I have added
                      a few things, including an updated Unique Jumps guide,
                      Vehicle Stats from Little_Jewell and pretty much every
                      Gameshark Code made so far for both PAL + NTSC Versions.

                      With any luck, the next update will be the 1.0 version,
                      but my school work is coming in strong now that I'm only
                      a matter of weeks from my final exams. Oh, and yes, for
                      all of you readers, I'm only 15 years old, and I still go
                      to school. I live in England, but that doesn't mean I
                      dont know EVERYTHING about Vice City! Oh, and practically
                      no-one in England talks with that stupid accent that
                      everyone else thinks we do!

Version 0.80:
                      Really haven't added much because schoolwork is
                      constantly coming in, not that I do any of it, but i cant
                      get to my pc because of the piles of it on the floor ;)

                      Anyway, i added a few more of the assets missons, Some
                      "Secrets" + Stuff with a huge credit to THAguyINgta3.

                      Also added some possible car colours, which, as stupid as
                      that may sound, has been requested a few times. I have
                      added some real basics of VC for true n00bs. I
                      corrected the links to the pics of the cars on
                      Psycopsy.com, as I have just re-linked the whole site.
                      Speaking of the site, can everyone who reads this guide
                      register on my message boards which can be found here:

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                      Hmm.... not much else happening here, but im working on
                      the last few missions and stuff now and so the guide
                      should be *complete* in about a week, depending on how i
                      get on with crappy school work.

                      Oh Yeah... i changed the guide around a bit, u can see
                      by looking at the table of contents.

                      WAIT, one more thing!!!

                      STOP SENDING ME VIRUSES YOU LOSERS! (No offence to anyone
                      who is a fan of the guide), but i seriously get 20
                      viruses a day, luckily Norton 2003 takes care of em, but
                      its the thought that counts.

Version 0.75:
                      Haven't really added that much lately, seeing as I have 3
                      other Vice City guides on GameFAQs I have been getting a
                      lot of Instant Messages + Emails from people, plus the
                      fact that I'm back to school doesnt really help, but
                      anyway, I hope to have the missions finished within the
                      next week.

                      Anyway, Some info on gangs has been added, thats pretty
                      much it.

Version 0.70:
                      HOLY ****. Major Updates!!!
                      Added almost every mission, Rampage Guide (thanx to
                      qwertyuiopasd), 100% list, car list + links to pics,
                      Unique jumps, store robbing, Weapons, police, my review,
                      and a hell of a lot more, check it out.
                      GAMEFAQS ACCEPTED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      *Passes Out With Happiness*

Version 0.30:
                      Added quite a few missions, corrected my mistakes,
                      changed the FAQ around a bit, since I know what I’m doing
                      now!

Version 0.20:
                      Added about 8 missions, Radio, and a bunch of other
                      stuff. Just wanna say thanx to everyone who’s sending me
                      stuff, you are really helping me!

Version 0.10:
                     Wrote a bit of the FAQ, started the first few missions.

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All information found in this document is Copyright of Psy (Simon Elliott)
unless stated otherwise. All information found in this document is legally
owned by Psy but full credit will be given for contributors.

This FAQ may only be seen on the following sites unless permission
from Psy is granted:
www.GameFAQS.com
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You may not profit from this FAQ, you can print off this FAQ and even
let your friends have parts of it, but you MUST NOT sell it!

You can also claim none of this FAQ to be your own work, however if
you contributed something to it, you have the right to state that it
was you who sent in the info.

If you are aware that any of the above has gone on, please contact me
ASAP so that something can be done!

Psy - Psycopsy@hotmail.com

Thank you.

Oh, and one other rule....

ENJOY IT, ITS FREE!!!

If you want to contact me about the FAQ do it on those emails. You
could also compliment or constructively criticize me :)

DONT SEND ME A VIRUS, IF YOU DO... well... just imagine what Tommy Vercetti
would do with a chainsaw...

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Table Of Contents:

1. Introduction

2. Review
  2.1 Psy’z Review

3. The Basics Of Vice City
  3.1 Controls
  3.2 Radar
  3.3 Wanted Level
  3.4 Health + Armour
  3.5 Weapons
  3.6 Time
  3.7 Money
  3.8 Options
    3.8.1 Map
    3.8.2 Brief
    3.8.3 Load
    3.8.4 Stats
    3.8.5 Controls
    3.8.6 Audio
    3.8.7 Display
    3.8.8 Language
  3.9 Hospitals
  3.10 Ammu-Nation
  3.11 Police Stations
  3.12 Pink Circles
  3.13 Taxi
  3.14 Wasted
  3.15 Busted
  3.16 Characters
  3.17 Saving Your Game
  3.18 Garages
  3.19 Houses
  3.20 Police
  3.21 Survival
  3.22 Gangs
  3.23 Shops
  3.24 Vehicle Basics
  3.25 Weapon Basics

4. The Missions
  4.1 Ken Rosenburg [L]
    4.1.1 - An Old Friend
    4.1.2 - The Party
    4.1.3 - Back Alley Brawl
    4.1.4 - Jury Fury
    4.1.5 - Riot
  4.2 Avery Carrington [A]
    4.2.1 - Four Iron
    4.2.2 - Demolition Man
  4.3 Colonel Cortez [C]
    4.3.1 - Treacherous Swine
    4.3.2 - Mall Shootout
    4.3.3 - Guardian Angels
  4.4 Ricardo Diaz [D]
    4.4.1 - The Chase
    4.4.2 - Phnom Penh '86
  4.5 Avery Carrington [A] Again.
    4.5.1 - Two bit Hit
  4.6 Colonel Cortez [C] Again.
    4.6.1 - Sir, Yes, Sir
  4.7 Ricardo Diaz [D] Again.
    4.7.1 - The Fastest Boat
    4.7.2 - Supply & Demand
  4.8 Kent Paul [K]
    4.8.1 Death Row
  4.9 Ricardo Diaz [D] AGAIN!
    4.9.1 - Rub Out
  4.10 Colonel Cortez [C] AGAIN!
    4.10.1 - All Hands On Deck!
  4.11 Tommy Vercetti [V]
    4.11.1 - Shakedown
    4.11.2 - Bar Brawl
    4.11.3 - Cop Land
  4.12 Love Fist [Skull]
    4.12.1 - Love Juice
    4.12.2 - Psycho Killer
  4.13 Big Mitch Baker [Black Spade Card Symbol]
    4.13.1 - Alloy Wheels Of Steel
    4.13.2 - Messing With The Man
    4.13.3 - Hog Tied
  4.14 Love Fist [Skull] Again.
    4.14.1 - Publicity Tour
  4.15 The Cubans [Blue Coffee Pot?]
    4.15.1 - Stunt Boat Challenge
    4.15.2 - Cannon Fodder
    4.15.3 - Naval Engagement
  4.16 Auntie Poulet [Black Outline Of A Woman]
    4.16.1 - Juju Scramble
    4.16.2 - Bombs Away
    4.16.3 - Dirty Lickin's
  4.17 The Cubans [Blue Coffee Pot?] Again.
    4.17.1 - Trojan Voodoo
  4.18 Assassination Contracts [White Phone Icon]
    4.18.1 - Road Kill
    4.18.2 - Waste The Wife
    4.18.3 - Autocide
    4.18.4 - Check Out At the Check In
    4.18.5 - Loose Ends
  4.19 Assets + Missions [Various]
    4.19.1 The Pole Position Club [P In Pink Square]
    4.19.2 The Malibu [Palm Tree Icon]
      4.19.2.1 - No Escape
      4.19.2.2 - The Shootist
      4.19.2.3 - The Driver
      4.19.2.3 - The Job
    4.19.3 The Film Studio [Movie Thing]
      4.19.3.1 - Recruitment Drive
      4.19.3.2 - Dildo Dodo
      4.19.3.3 - Martha's Mug Shot
      4.19.3.4 - G-Spotlight
    4.19.4 Kaufman Cabs [Black K On Yellow Square]
      4.19.4.1 - V.I.P
      4.19.4.2 - Friendly Rivalry
      4.19.4.3 - Cabmageddon
    4.19.5 The Cherry Popper Ice Cream Factory
      4.19.5.1 - Distribution

      *Rest Coming REAL Soon*

5. Extras + Other Stuff
  5.1 Getting 100%
  5.2 Save Houses
  5.3 Outfits
  5.4 Pick Ups
  5.5 Robbing Stores
  5.6 Unique Jumps
  5.7 Rampages
  5.8 Packages
  5.9 Full Game Script
  5.10 Weapons
  5.11 Vehicles
  5.12 The Radio

6. Tips N' Tricks
  6.1 Easy Money
  6.2 Get Motorbike / Car Into building
  6.3 THAguyINgta3's Secrets Guide
  6.4 JackassGamer's Fun Things Guide
  6.5 cerebus's tip about getting packages early
  6.6 My Tips And Cool Things On VC

7. Cheats
  7.1 Button Codes
  7.2 NTSC Gameshark Codes
  7.3 PAL Action Replay 2 Codes

8. Credits

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Email Policy:

Feel free to ask me about anything to do with GTA:VC, I'll try my best to
answer all questions, because, even though I'm still playing through it (for
the 3rd time) I think I know quite a lot about it. You could also email me
about any problems you are having with the guide, any errors, or anything else
that you see is wrong. If you have any better directions, or techniques for
anything, feel free to send me them and I might put them in. Oh, and
compliments are permitted, as are constructive criticism, dont bother sending
me shit like Viruses tho, or you'll get much worse done back... Nuff said.

You can also Instant Messenger me on:

AIM - Psycopsy15
Yahoo - Psycopsy15
MSN - Psycopsy@hotmail.com

I think it's safe to say I am one of the most helpful people out there when it
comes to GTA Vice City, so dont be shy to drop me an email if you need help.

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(Credit To ViceCity.com)

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Welcome to Vice City. Welcome to the 1980s.
Having just made it back onto the streets of Liberty City after a
long stretch in maximum security, Tommy Vercetti is sent to Vice City
by his old boss, Sonny Forelli. They were understandably nervous
about his re-appearance in Liberty City, so a trip down south seemed
like a good idea. But all does not go smoothly upon his arrival in
the glamorous, hedonistic metropolis of Vice City. He's set up and is
left with no money and no merchandise.
Sonny wants his money back, but the biker gangs, Cuban gangsters, and
corrupt politicians stand in his way. Most of Vice City seems to want
Tommy dead. His only answer is to fight back and take over the city
himself.

From the decade of big hair, excess and pastel suits comes a story of
one man's rise to the top of the criminal pile as Grand Theft Auto
returns to the PlayStation®2 computer entertainment system this
October. Vice City is a huge urban sprawl ranging from the beach to
the swamps and the glitz to the ghetto, and is the most varied,
complete and alive digital city ever created. Combining non-linear
game play with a character driven narrative, you arrive in a town
brimming with delights and degradation and are given the opportunity
to take it over as you choose.

As a major gateway to South America and the Caribbean and attracting
migrants, Vice City is brimming with diverse characters, so there's a
friend for everyone. It is a sociable place and the new guy in town
is sure to meet all manner of friendly people in the sunshine capital
of America. Athletes, pop stars, real estate developers, politicians,
trailer trash, everyone is moving to Vice City to find out what makes
it the number one growth city in America. But, as Tommy quickly finds
out, trust is still the rarest of commodities.

Vice City offers vehicular pleasures to suit every taste. For the
speed enthusiast, there's high-performance cars and motorbikes. For
the sportsman, a powerboat or a golf buggy lets you enjoy the great
outdoors. For those that need that sense of freedom and escape, why
not charter a helicopter and see the beauty of Vice City from the
air?

As the party capital of America, you would expect your ears to be
seduced by a host of sultry melodies and pumping beats, but the city
is truly rocking. You'll be AMAZED as you sweep through Vice City's
FM dial. If you are feeling like trouble, you can tune into some
driving rock, or some crucial electro, or maybe you want to slow down
with some sweet soul, and there will always be some great romantic
anthems if you want to really take your mind off things.

For the action man, or outdoors type, there's tons of fun things to
do and adventures to be had… guaranteed. For the secretive or creepy
type, Vice City is full of surprises, a place where you'll constantly
be surprised by the vivacious, fun-loving types who live there and
the things you can discover.

Grand Theft Auto: Vice City is the most diverse and ambitious piece
of interactive entertainment yet created. The game is developed by
Rockstar North and published by Rockstar Games.

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2.1
Psy’z Review:

Grand Theft Auto : Vice City is the best game I have ever played.
The freedom you get, and the hundreds of different things you do makes this
game so fun.

There are a large amount of missions in this game, there are hundreds of
vehicles, including Heli's and Bikes and there are millions of ways to keep
yourself occupied.

This game is based on the engine of GTA3, which is why people may think it's
not much different, but just look at the improvements, better graphics, more
vehicles, ability to rob stores, cops chase other people, pizza + Ice cream
missions, Buy food to get health...

There are a huge number of things, pop car tires... enter buildings... the list
goes on, and that's why this is the best game ever created.

Graphics 7/10 -
Ok, they look kinda cartoony, but they r much better than GTA3 and the water
looks real!

Sound 9/10 -
Hundreds of new ped sayings + the different car engine sounds and hours of
radio material. PURE QUALITY!

Gameplay 10/10 -
Is there anything you cant do? seriously, this game lets you do it all.

Replay Value 10/10 -
You can play this for 24 hours a day and not get bored of it, its great fun,
there are lots of records for you to try and set, and lots of fun things to do.

I RECOMMEND EVERYONE GETS THIS GAME... NOW!!!!

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3.1
CONTROLS:

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On Foot:

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L1---------------------Centre Camera

L2---------------------Cycle Weapons Left

L3---------------------Crouch

R1---------------------Target

R2---------------------Cycle Weapons Right

R3---------------------Look Behind

Triangle---------------Enter Vehicles

Square-----------------Jump

X----------------------Sprint

Circle-----------------Attack

Start------------------Pause Game / Bring Up Stats + Options

Select-----------------Select Camera Modes

Left Analogue Stick----Walk / Control Movement

Right Analogue Stick---First Person Camera View

D-Pad------------------Walk / Control Movement

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In Car:

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L1---------------------Change Radio Station

L2---------------------Look Left (Hold O With Uzi To Drive-By Left)

L3---------------------Horn / Siren / Jump When Available (Taxi or Perfect
                       Driving Cheat)

R1---------------------Hand Brake

R2---------------------Look Right (Hold O With Uzi To Drive-By Right)

R3---------------------Begin Sub Mission

Triangle---------------Exit Car

Square-----------------Brake / Reverse

X----------------------Accelerate

Circle-----------------Fire Gun (Must Hold L2 or R2)

Start------------------Pause Game / Bring Up Stats + Options

Select-----------------Select Camera Modes

Left Analogue Stick----Control Movement Of Car

Right Analogue Stick---Turret Control For Rhino / Hose For Firetruck

D-Pad------------------Steering / Control Movement

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Motorbike Controls:

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L1---------------------Change Radio Station

L2---------------------Look Left (Hold O With Uzi To Drive-By Left)

L3---------------------Horn

R1---------------------Hand Brake

R2---------------------Look Right (Hold O With Uzi To Drive-By Right)

R3---------------------N/A

Triangle---------------Exit Bike

Square-----------------Brake / Reverse

X----------------------Accelerate

Circle-----------------Fire Gun Forwards (Or hold L2 or R2 to fire to the
                       side)

Start------------------Pause Game / Bring Up Stats + Options

Select-----------------Select Camera Modes

Left Analogue Stick----Control Movement Of Bike

Right Analogue Stick---N/A

D-Pad------------------Steering / Control Movement

When you have enough speed:

Square + Up------------Stoppie

Down + X---------------Wheelie (tap X to go for longer)

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Helicopter Controls:

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L2---------------------Tail Movement Right (Turn Left)

R2---------------------Tail Movement Left (Turn Right)

Triangle---------------Bail Out

Square-----------------Decrease Altitude

X----------------------Increase Altitude

Circle-----------------Fire Weapon (if it has one)

Left Analogue Stick----Push UP To Go Forwards/ DOWN To Go Backwards

Right Analogue Stick---Push UP To Go Down/ DOWN To GO Up, LEFT To Turn
                       Right, RIGHT To Turn Left.

L3---------------------Hover

I Find using the Right analogue stick and the Up Button is easiest.

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3.2
Radar:

The radar on GTA:VC is a Pink Circle on the oustide with different colour areas
inside. This is displayed at the bottom left of your screen.
It is extremely useful when doing missions as it will be one of your only ways
to tell where to go.

Here are what the colours indicate:

Blue = Water
Green = Grass
Black = Road
Yellow = Sand
Grey = Grey Road / Path such as car parks.

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3.3
Wanted Level:

At the top right of your screen you will see 6 Black stars.
These indicate your wanted level. When you do something illegal and the cops
see you, your wanted level will increase. This could be stealing a car, killing
a pedestrian, killing a cop, blowing up a car, or lots more.

When your wanted level increases, a black star will flash then turn gold. They
will start from the right and work along to the left.

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3.4
Health + Armour:

Your health and armour are alo displayed at the top right of the screen.
The Pink Heart icon is your health and the grey vest is your armour.
To start with you will be able to gain a max of 100 health and 100 armour, but
as you play through the game it will increase, and eventually you will have a
max of 200 health + 200 armour!

If you lose all of your health you will be "Wasted". Read down to see about
being Wasted.

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3.5
Weapons:

At the furthest right of the screen you will see your currently selected weapon
+ its ammo if it has any. you can change weapons by pressing L2 or R2.

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3.6
Time:

The time is the highest thing on the right of the screen, its in 24 hour
format, and will be useful. It is just like real time, where 11:00 would be 11
am and 23:00 is 11 pm. As you would expect, as it gets later, or earlier the
day on vice City will change. At night cars will put their headlights on, and
it will get dark, and in the morning you will see the sunrise. Depending on
what direction you face, you can see the sun rays shining in your eyes, which
is pretty cool, until you drive into the water...

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3.7
Money:

Its very important to know how much money you have in Vice City. There are a
lot of things to blow your money on, and so you have to plan how you're gonna
get enough to buy that new mansion, or business.

Your money value is displayed at the top right of the screen.

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3.8
Options:

When you pause the game you will see the options screen, these consist of:

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3.8.1
Map:

This shows the whole radar of the islands, and useful places to visit such as
mission locations, stores or hideouts.

you can turn off the Map Legend here, and zoom in or out to have a good look
around.

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3.8.2
Brief:

This shows the last few messages that were put on the screen, in case you
missed them. Mainly from missions, although stats like Insane Jumps are
recorded.

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3.8.3
Load:

Here you have the option to load a saved game or start a new game.

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3.8.4
Stats:

Here are all the stats that you can do in the game, they show you how well your
playing, and also how much of a criminal you are. Good to keep check of, to see
how your doing. Read quite a bit further down for a list of every possible
stat.

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3.8.5
Controls:

This shows the layout and the buttins for the controller, I'm gonna presume
you'll keep the controls as default (setup 1) throughout this guide.

You have the option to:

Change the controller configuration.
Change the controller display.
Turn vibration on or off.
Turn "invert look in first person" on or off.

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3.8.6
Audio:

The audio is the place where you can choose the volume levels for the Music in
game, or the Sound FX.

You can also change radio station, and listen to them while on this page.

Finally you can change the output to Stereo.

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3.8.7
Display:

This is one of the most important sections of the options.

You can adjust the brightness levels,
Turn trails on or off, Trails basically make the game blurry, and show trails
from moving objects.
Turn subtitles on or off.
turn wide screen on or off.
change the Radar mode, this is useful, as you can turn the radar off, make it
blips only, or have maps and blips, depending on how hard you want to make it.
Next you can turn the HUD on and off (which is your money / score display at
the top right).
Lastly, you can change the screen position if its wrong.

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3.8.8
Language:

Change the language to:

English
French
German
Italian
Spanish

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3.9
Hospitals:

When you die you are returned to a hospital, these are buildings where you will
usually find an ambulance outside it, and a health pickup. The health pickup
costs you $20 dollars though.

There are hospitals in...

Downtown
Vice Port
Ocean Beach
Little Havana

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3.10
Ammu-Nation:

Ammu-Nation is a gun store, where you will almost Definitely have to go to pick
up some firepower. You can find it by going to the Gun item on your radar.
Inside you can buy a range of weapons from pistols, to shotguns, to rugers to
sniper rifles, and even body armour.
Obviously the stuff aint cheap, but its worth it, so start saving up now!

You can find them...

North Point Mall
Ocean Beach
Downtown

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3.11
Police Station:

When you are busted you are returned to a police station, at these buildings
you will usually find a police car outside it.

There are police stations in...

Ocean Beach
Vice Point
Downtown

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3.12
Pink Circles:

As you explore vice City you will see a variety of Pink Circles, these do
various things, but mainly are for accepting a mission, or doing something in a
mission. For example to accept a mission, walk into the Pink Circle then you
will see the cut scene.

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3.13
Taxi:

If you die or get busted when on a mission, and are returned to the hospital or
police station, there will be a Cabbie waiting outside. Get inside it and it
will take you back to where you accepted the mission, for a small price of $9.

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3.14
Wasted:

"Wasted" is GTA's term for Dying. If you are shot to death you are wasted.

When you are wasted you are returned to the nearest hospital.
You will lose all weapons and the doctors will take some cash for patching you
up. You wil find ways of healing or protecting yourself the more you play the
game.

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3.15
Busted:

"Busted" is GTA's term for being arrested. If the police catch you, you are
busted.

When you are busted you will be returned to the nearest Police station.
The cops will take all your weapons, and some or your cash as a bribe.
Any missions you were on will be failed.
You will only be arrested if you have a wanted level.
Your wanted level is represented by the row of stars in the top right of the
screen.
As your wanted level increases you will attract more powerful forms of law
enforcement.

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3.16
Characters:

Throughout Vice City you will meet a lot of new faces.

Tommy Vercetti:
You play as my Vercetti, he has been in prison for 15 years for a murder that
went worng, and now that he's out his boss, Sonny Forelli has sent him to vice
City to get some Cocaine. the deal goes wrong and you're stuck on vice City
trying to get Forellis money back.

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Sonny Forelli:
Tommy Vercetti's boss, he is the one who sent Tommy to Vice City and the one
who gave him the money for the coke, but since the deal went wrong, he's pissed
and constantly wants you to get the money back.

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Ken Rosenburg:
He's your first friend in Vice City, a lawyer. Scared to do pretty much
anything and likes snorting cocaine.

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Avery Carrington:
Redneck who owns a construction company, he knows what he wants, and he knows
how to get it, and with your help not only can he construct stuff, but he can
demolish it too.

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Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez:
A Colonel who has an accent. Has a daughter who is a hoe. Doesnt like the
French. Lives on his ship.

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Mercedes Cortez:
HAHAHAHAH What a name. This is the Colonels slutty daughter. Likes pleasing
EVERYONE!

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Ricardo Diaz:
Cuban Crimelord. Owns a mansion on Starfish island and knows what he wants. Not
afraid to use the work "Dickheads".

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Lance Vance:
Likes fast cars, the Infernus in particular. Appears to be Tommy's friend
although they dont meet in the kinda ways friends do. Says he and Tommy Want
the same thing. Can he be trusted?

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Kent Paul:
English Cockney, likes the girls, although he doesn't have much luck getting
them. He has good contact with the Scottish Band Love Fist.

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Big Mitch Baker:
Leader of a biker gang, seems tough at first, but when you get to know him, hes
a cool guy.

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Phil Cassidy:
Crazy gun wielding maniac. Likes explosives and has a large storage of heavy
duty weapons which you can eventually buy from him.

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Love Fist:
Scottish rock band, like sex, drugs and rock & roll...

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*MORE COMING SOMETIME IN THE FUTURE*

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3.17
Saving Your Game:

To save your game all you have to do is walk into a Pink Video Tape. You can
find one by following your radar to a Pink Square. The more places you buy, the
more places you have to save. BE AWARE THAT SAVING AT THE ICE CREAM FACTORY CAN
FUCK UP YOUR GAME SAVE!

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3.18
Garages:

When you buy a savehouse, sometimes it will come with a garage. If you put a
car in here, when you save your game, it will be there when you reload it.

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3.19
Houses:

You can buy your own houses in Vice City, but you need sufficient Funds first.
Once you buy a house you can save your game there.

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3.20
Police:

The cops on Vice City dont take it easy on you, you do anything to break the
law, and they WILL stop you, or at least try to.

1 Star - A few on foot cops, maybe a car chase. Star will disappear after a
minute or so.

2 Stars - Cops in cars, 3 or 4 cops on foot, shooting and chasing you. Stars
wont disappear, so u better find bribes, or a Pay & Spray.

3 Stars - VCPD undercover cops in Cheetahs, police on foot. Spike strips to pop
your tires. Cheetahs are fast, and wont stop.

4 Stars - Swat team, numerous Police cars, spike strips, cheetahs, guns, your
in deep shit now!

5 Stars - FBI in Ranchers and Washington's, machine guns, good aim, your pretty
much screwed.

6 Stars - ARMY!!! Tanks + Barracks OL's! RUN FOR IT!

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3.21
Survival:

To survive in Vice City, you have to know where to go, who to trust, and what
to do!

Your main way of surviving is by getting Health or Body Armour.
You will also need to pack some heat (get a weapon... you fool...).
It is essential to know where the rare police bribes are, and they pay and
sprays because you will definitely need them.

Locations of all the things you will need can be found further down in the
document.

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3.22
Gangs:

There are a number of gangs in Vice City, probably more than in GTA3, and they
can make a nice mess of you!

Here is some info about the gangs thanx to Alex Burley.

***********************************************************
*       REDNECKS                                          *
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*       Turf:      Downtown                               *
*	Dress:     Leather jackets, beards, lots of black *
*	Vehicle:   Angel                                  *
*	Business:  Protection                             *
*	Leader:    Mitch Baker                            *
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*       HAITIANS                                          *
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*       Turf:      Little Haiti                           *
*	Dress:     Blue 'Relax' shirt, white pants,       *
*                  white hat Purple vest, white pants,    *
*                  blue headband                          *
*	Vehicle:   Voodoo                                 *
*	Business:  Drugs                                  *
*	Leader:    Auntie Poulet                          *
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*       CUBANS                                            *
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*	Turf:      Little Havana                          *
*	Dress:     White vests and jeans                  *
*	           Black and beige shirt, jeans and black *
*                  hat                                    *
*	Vehicle:   Cuban Hermes                           *
*	Business:  Resteraunt                             *
*	Leader:    Umberto Robina                         *
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*       ARMY                                              *
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*       Turf:      Fort Baxter Air Base                   *
*	Dress:     Camouflaged jackets, pants and hats    *
*	Vehicle:   Rhino, Barracks OL, Patriot            *
*	Business:  Uuuh, being the army                   *
*	Leader:    None                                   *
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        PIGS                                              *
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*       Turf:      Escobar Intl., Vice Point, a couple in *
*                  Leaf Links.                            *
*	Dress:     Blue pants, blue jacket with 'Patrol   *
*                  Invest Group' on the back, blue hats.  *
*	Vehicle:   Baggage Handler                        *
*	Business:  Security                               *
*	Leader:    None                                   *
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        GOLFERS                                           *
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*       Turf:      Leaf Links                             *
*	Dress:     Pink shirts, checked shorts, pink socks*
*                  (male) White vests, pink shorts(female)*
*	Vehicle:   Caddie                                 *
*	Business:  Playing golf                           *
*	Leader:    None                                   *
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*       STREETWANNABE'S / SHARKS                          *
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*       Turf:      Vice Point                             *
*	Dress:     Blue vests, red/white shirts, blue     *
*                  jeans                                  *
*	Vehicle:   Gang Burrito                           *
*	Business:  None                                   *
*	Leader:    None                                   *
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*       MARIOS                                            *
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*	Turf:      Starfish Island, Prawn Island, Little  *
*                  Havana, Little Haiti, Vice Port.       *
*	Dress:     Blue shirt, white pants, sunglasses    *
*	           Multicoloured shirt, blue pants,       *
*                  sunglasses                             *
*	Vehicle:   None                                   *
*	Business:  None                                   *
*	Leader:    Tommy Vercetti                         *
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3.23
Shops:

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Not only can you rob the shops, but you can also buy stuff from them
believe it or not!

Here are the names of the shops, the stuff you can buy, and how much
it costs. I think all weapons that are out of stock are brought in when you
unlock the other islands, you can do so by following the missions until you
have beaten Colonel Cortez's missions, then Some of Diaz's missions.

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Ammu-Nation - East Island - Ocean Beach

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Colt .45        Pistol                  $100                    68
Ingram Mac 10   Sub Machine Gun         $300                    120
Chrome Shotgun  Shotgun                 $500                    32
Ruger           Assault Rifle           $1000                   150

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Bunch Of Tools - East Island - Washington Beach

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Screwdriver     Melee                   $10                     n/a
Hammer          Melee                   $20                     n/a
Meat Cleaver    Melee                   $50                     n/a
Baseball Bat    Melee                   $80                     n/a
Machete         Melee                   $100                    n/a

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Tooled Up - East Island - North Point Mall

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Screwdriver     Melee                   $10                     n/a
Hammer          Melee                   $20                     n/a
Meat Cleaver    Melee                   $50                     n/a
Knife           Melee                   $90                     n/a
Katana          Melee                   $300                    n/a

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Ammu-Nation - East Island - North Point Mall

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Colt .45        Pistol                  $100                    68
Uzi 9mm         Sub Machine Gun         $400                    120
Stubby Shotgun  Shotgun                 $600                    20
Sniper Rifle    Sniper Rifle            $1500                   40
Grenades        Projectile              $300                    8

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Screw This - West Island - Little Havana

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Screwdriver     Melee                   $10                     n/a
Hammer          Melee                   $20                     n/a
Meat Cleaver    Melee                   $50                     n/a
Machete         Melee                   $100                    n/a
Chainsaw        Melee                   $150                    n/a

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Phil's Place - West Island - Little Haiti*

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
M60             Heavy Metal             $8000                   200
Rocket Launcher Heavy Metal             $8000                   8
Minigun         Heavy Metal             $10,000                 1000
Remote Grenades Projectile              $1000                   8

*You will be able to buy guns from him after you complete all his missions

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Ammu-Nation - West Island - Downtown

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Colt Python     Pistol                  $2000                   24
MP5             Sub Machine Gun         $3000                   120
Spas Shotgun    Shotgun                 $4000                   28
M4              Assault Rifle           $5000                   150
PSG-1           Sniper Rifle            $6000                   28

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3.24
Vehicle Basics:

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Getting In A Vehicle:

Getting in a vehicle that is unlocked is surprisingly easy.
all you have to do is push the TRIANGLE button and if the door is
unlocked you will get in or on it.

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Bailing From A Moving Vehicle:

To bail from a moving vehicle, all you have to do is push the
TRIANGLE button while you are riding along.

You will however, lose health when you bail.

If you are going too slow then pushing the TRIANGLE button will stop
the vehicle, but if you are moving at a relatively fast speed then
you will bail.

When you bail you will quite simply fall out of the car onto the ground and
roll. When you bail from the bike you will jump off the back of the bike and
land on your feet.

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Carjackers / Car Jacking:

This game is not for wusses, you don't have to wait and win cars, or
unlock them or buy them.... YOU STEAL THEM, after all, this is GRAND
THEFT AUTO! if you see a nice car, or any car driving around you can
just take it!

If you can catch up to the vehicle all you have to do is push
TRIANGLE next to the vehicle and you will pull the driver out and
then you are free to roam the streets in your new vehicle.

But watch out! You’re not the only one who likes taking other peoples
cars. if you have something that takes a car jackers fancy then they
WILL take it, so be prepared to give chase to a car jacker once he
steals your bike!

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Vehicle Damage:

Like real life, the vehicles aren't invincible, even if you make a
small collision you will end up scraping some of the paint off, or
smashing a window.

As you wreck your vehicle (as you will most likely do as you speed
around, completely dis-obeying the law) there will be smoke coming
from the engine. You don't need to worry about WHITE smoke too much,
but once you get to the BLACK its time to start panicking because the
car is gonna catch fire at any second, and will then blow up!

Not only is it collisions that can damage cars, now on Vice City, you
can shoot out the windscreen and kill the driver with any First Person View
shooting gun, and you can also destroy the various parts of the cars with
Bats, Chainsaws and the works like that.

There are some destructive weapons that can completely blow up a
vehicle in 1 shot such as Grenades or the Rocket Launcher, so you can
have fun once you get one of those.

More advanced damage features has been added to the cars in Vice
City.

Finally Rockstar North have created a feature that stands out!
POPPING CAR TIRES!!!

You can use a few weapons to pop the tires of the cars. What's more, the
police will also pop your tires to stop you getting away, and it
works! Either way your cars handling will decrease greatly, and you
will find that you spin out of control a whole lot more.

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3.25
Weapon Basics:

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There are a number of ways to find weapons in Vice City, first you
could actually FIND them. You could also get the hidden packages, where like
GTA3, you will unlock new weapons and extras for every 10 you find . You
could take them from a dead person, hehehe, for example if you kill a
cop, you can take his Baton and his guns, or Gang members will have
weapons which you can take once you manage to floor them. Lastly (or
maybe not) you can buy them from shops. If you look up at the list of
shops you will find where you can buy them from, and how much they
cost. OH YEAH, you will also get weapons in certain missions where if
you beat the missions well enough, you will be able to keep it.

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Losing Your Weapons:

If you run out of ammo for a weapon it will disappear and if you are
busted or wasted you will lose all of your hard earned weapons.

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Drive-By Shooting:

I wasn’t sure if this fitted in the Vehicle Section, or the Weapons
Section, but I have included it here.
If you take an automatic / semi automatic gun into a car, plane or motorbike
you can perform a drive-by shooting.
All you have to do is hold the O button to fire forwards (only on a bike) or
hold either L2 + O to fire LEFT or R2 + O to fire RIGHT. I'm sure you guys
can have some fun with this little feature, which was also in GTA3,
but without the forward shooting feature.

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There are a large number of missions in Grand Theft Auto Vice City.
Here is how to beat them. These are my ways of beating the missions and I
wrote these all myself, so sorry if it sounds like someone else's (unless I
gave credit for help).

If you see text in [HERE] that means that's what the icon on the radar is
that you should head to.

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4.1
KEN ROSENBURG [L]

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4.1.1
"An Old Friend" Reward: None

Sonny is really mad because you lost his money, so Tommy tells him that he
will get it back.

Basically all you have to do on this mission is:
* Go to the Hotel
* Walk into the pink circle near the stairs.
* Watch the cut scene.


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4.1.2
"The Party" Reward: $100

After the first introduction on "An Old Friend" it tells you to head to the
[L] so do it.

Once you get there walk into the pink circle where you will see a cut
scene.

You accept your first mission from Ken here. He tells you that there is a
party on a boat at the marina and that he has been invited, but he is too
scared to show up. Tommy tells Ken that he will go, but Ken says that you
will need some better looking clothes. He gives Tommy a token to get some
new clothes at Rafaels. So off we go.

* Grab a car, or just walk to Rafaels. You can find it by following the
[T-Shirt].
* Once you get to Rafaels you will re-appear with a nice Purple-ish suit
(snicker)
* Now make your way to the [Pink Dot], which you will find, is the marina.
Before you leave you will notice a dude pulling up on a bike and saying
something about a nice bike, then he gets off and stands away, now is a
perfect opportunity to steal your first bike. Its a Freeway. Drive off fast
tho, because he wants it back!
* When you get to the marina, stop in the pink circle and watch the movie.

You meet Colonel Cortez on the boat, and Tommy tells him that he wants his
"merchandise". The Colonel asks his daughter Mercedes to look after you, so
she shows you around the ship and tells you who the guests are.
After this she wants you to take her to the Pole Position Club.

* Get in a car, usually the Infernus parked pretty close works well enough.
* Drive to the [Pink Dot] which is the PPC (Pole Position Club).
* Mercedes leaves the car, and enters the club, and you earn your first pay
cheque... of $100!!!

You can head back to [L] to accept another mission from Ken, or just cruise
around in your new Sports Car (if you took the Infernus).


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4.1.3
"Back Alley Brawl" Reward: $200

Ken tells you about a guy, Kent Paul, who may know the whereabouts of the
Cocaine. He tells you to go and meet him.
* Head to the [Pink Dot] on the radar which you will notice is the Malibu.
* Hop into the pink circle and watch the movie.

Paul tells you that there is a Chef who might know what you want, so he
tells you to go and meet him.

* Go to the [Yellow Dot] on the radar which is in an alley.
* You meet a chef on his phone, and he refuses to talk.
* Beat up the Chef to make him talk... or not...
* Once he’s dead pick up his Cell Phone.

A movie starts and Lance Vance appears, he tells you that you wont get any
answers from a dead chef, and then gives you a gun. Lance tells you to
follow him, but of course your gonna shoot the 3 chefs who are following
you with kitchen utensils.

* Either kill the chefs, or make a run for it and follow Lance to his car.
* Get in the car.

Lance tells you that you have to "pack some heat" then tells you to go to
Ammu-Nation.

* Drive to Ammu-Nation [Gun].
* Stop in the pink circle and watch the little mini-movie showing you how
Ammu-Nation works.
* Drive back to the hotel which is the [Pink Dot] on the radar.

As you approach the hotel, a movie starts where Lance drops you off and
drives away, then you get your $200 for beating the mission.

A few seconds later the Cell Phone you picked up will ring. Answer it by
pushing L1 and listen to the Dude talk about something.

Head back to [L] for another mission.


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4.1.4
"Jury Fury" Reward: $400

Forelli’s cousin is on trial for fraud and you have to make the jury change
their minds.

As soon as the movie ends you step outside and a car speeds past and runs a
ped over. Oh, how convenient, he was holding a hammer... well, why dont you
take it!

* Pick up the hammer.

There are now 2 [Yellow Dots], these are the Jurors cars, you have to scare
them, BUT DONT KILL THEM.

* Head to both of the cars and smash them up with whatever weapon you have,
usually you will have the hammer, so use it!
* Work around the car, damaging almost every part of it. then head to the
other car.
* If you follow the same route as me you will do the car by the beach first
then the one with the juror next. either way, to get the juror to go into
his car, just punch him, then abuse his car with the hammer, and there we
go, mission passed.

When you get out of the car back near [L] you get a phone call from Sonny,
then if you wait a few more seconds you may get a call from someone telling
you to get to the pay phone near Washington mall.


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4.1.5
"Riot" Reward: $1000

Ken introduces you to Avery, who tells you that he wants you to take care
of some vans at a Riot.
He tells you to go to Rafaels to get some new clothes (Coveralls).

* Get the clothes from Rafaels [T-Shirt]
* You now have to go to the Riot, which is the pink dot on your radar.
Before you go, I suggest popping into Ammu-Nation to grab a piece as you’ll
need one.
* Once you get there, start a fist fight with at least 4 protesters, then
the gates will open and some dudes will come out. You can alternatively just
kill four of them.
* Go into the gates and you will see that you have to blow up the 3 vans,
this isn’t too hard, because all you have to do is shoot the red barrel
next to them.
* Shooting the barrel on the right should blow up 2, then get in the other
van and park it next to the barrel on the left.
* Shoot the other Barrel and then you pass the mission.
* You might wanna grab some cash from outside where most of the rioters
have been killed, then get out of there.

That's the end of Ken Rosenburg's missions.
You now unlocked jobs from Avery Carrington [A].
After the mission you will get a call from Colonel Cortez, this opens his
missions [C].


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4.2
AVERY CARRINGTON [A]

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4.2.1
"Four Iron" Reward: $500

Head to the newly opened [A] on the radar which is at the construction site
to accept Avery’s first mission... even though Ken Rosenburg’s last mission
was really Avery’s.

He wants you to go and beat up a dude at the golf course but you’re not
gonna get in dressed like you are. He tells you to go to Jocksports and
pick up some golfing clothes.

* Pick up the golfing outfit from Jocksports. [T-Shirt]
* Make your way to the golf club [Pink dot].
* The people will make you leave your weapons outside, so grab a golf club,
and a golf cart (Caddy) and head to the [Pink Dot] on the radar.
* You can alternatively get in in a car, or with your weapons by parking a car
next to the wooden fence, and jumping on it, then jumping over and you can get
in with your weapons, or drive towards Starfish Island and just before the
bridge starts, go off the right hand side, so you are near the water. Go as far
back as you can, then speed along the path next to the water heading to the
golf course and you will jump through a hole in the fence and land on the
course in your car!
* Drive across the grass and find the dude who is practicing his driving
ability (Golf not cars!).
* As you get near him his guards will come after you, just ignore them and
chase the Golfer.
* He will probably get in a golf cart, so hop in one too and chase him, or use
the car that you brough in (if you followed the above steps).
* Try to smash him off the road, but if you cant kill him in time he will
escape out of the Golf Club and hop in a getaway car.
* If this happens chase him and smash up the car, once you get him out,
kill him and its mission passed.

You now have the Golf Outfit which is found outside the Golf Club.


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4.2.2:
"Demolition Man" Reward: $1000

Definitely the hardest mission so far!

Avery tells you that there is a building being built which will disrupt his
plans, and he wants you to blow it up.
The only problem is, he wants you to fly an RC (Remote Control) chopper,
and drop bombs with it. This isn’t too hard in its own right, but the
controls take a lot of getting used to, and the heli is by no means
indestructible!

You have to plant the bombs by flying the Heli onto a bomb, which you will
pick in up, then get into a pink marker and push Circle to drop it.

* After the cut scene, run to the Top Fun Van [Yellow Dot].
* You now have to fly the chopper, pick up the bombs, and drop them in the
pink circles.

I suggest you DONT pick up any bombs yet, and fly around and inside the
building you are blowing up. Use the helicopters blades to kill the
workers, which will make it much easier for you a bit later on.

As soon as you pick up the first bomb, the timer will start and you have 7
mins to beat the mission. That's more then enough time, so dont worry.

* The first marker is to the top left of the building site, on ground level
from where you start.
* The second marker is on the first level up and is found if you turn right
once you get up the stairs and head past the orange board.
* The third marker is on the second level up and is found right at the top
of the stairs and slightly to the right behind and orange board.
* The final marker is on the third level up and is found right at the top
of the stairs, right at the end, then a sharp right behind an orange board.

Once you drop the last bomb you pass the mission and you can watch the
building blow up. YOU DONT HAVE TO ESCAPE, so it doesn't matter on time!

After the mission a Firetruck will appear to put out the fire, quickly grab
it if you wanna get the Firefighter missions out of the way as soon as
possible.

You have now finished Avery’s missions for now.
Head to the [C] to start Colonel Cortez’s missions.


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4.3
COLONEL CORTEZ [C]

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4.3.1
"Treacherous Swine" Reward: $250

Cortez tells you that Gonzales might have your money, you so have to go and
pay him a visit, and ask him nicely with the chainsaw you have just been
given.

* Drive to Gonzales [Pink dot] and stand in the Pink circle to enter his
building.
* Once you get in Gonzales will try to escape, chase him, and cut him to
pieces, or just shoot him, its your call.
* If he gets outside, follow him and hop in a nearby car to splatter him on
the pavement with.
* Once he’s dead you will have 2 Stars wanted level.
* Grab the police bribe next to Gonzales’s house, You will then get a
message telling you to go to the Pay & Spray, you can go there, or just
find another bribe to lose the police. Driving around for long enough will
lose that last star anyway.
* Once you lose the star, its mission passed.

Head back to [C] for a new mission.


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4.3.2
"Mall Shootout" Reward: $500

You still dont have your money back, but the Colonel wants you to do more
missions for him.
He asks you to go to the mini-mall and see some French dude about some
computer chip things.

* Drive to the mall [Pink dot].
* Go up the stairs and meet the French guy.
* There is a swat team so the courier runs off.
* Chase him.
* Get in a car and smash into him, and his bike.
* Then kill him.
* Get the package he drops and take it back to Cortez.
* You will have 2 stars now, but dont worry about it and just get the chips
back to Cortez [Pink Dot].


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4.3.3
"Guardian Angels" Reward: $1000

Cortez wants you to pick up some protection from the multi storey car park,
then go and watch over the deal between the Cubans and Diaz.

* Head to the multi storey car park and pick up the Ruger.
* Lance will appear in his White Infernus and tell you that he’ll help.
* Drive to the [Pink Dot] and then stop in the pink circle.

You meet up with Diaz’s men and then decide that Lance will stand guard on
the balcony, and you must look out on the roof across the yard.

* Climb the stairs and wait in the pink circle.
* Equip the Ruger and hold R1 to go into first person view.
* It is also just as easy, if not easier to just use an automatic aiming weapon
to shoot the people from ground level. An Uzi works perfectly.
* When the deal starts to get messy kill all the people EXCEPT Lance, and
Diaz + his 2 men.
* To start with, kill the two people in white shirts, then kill all the
people who show up. MAKE SURE YOU KEEP DIAZ ALIVE.
* Towards the end of the battle, a guy will sneak up on Lance, so dispose
of him (the guy, not Lance).

After this 2 Cubans will try to escape on Sanchez’s, 1 will be expertly
picked off by Lance while the other tries to get away with the cash.

* Grab some automatic weapons (the dead guy drops 1), then hop on his bike.
* Chase the dude on his bike and shoot him off using the automatic that you
picked up. Use O to fire forwards.
* Once he’s dead grab the money and take it back to Diaz to pass this quite
fun mission!

You should now get a call from Diaz, unlocking his missions on Starfish Island.


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4.4
RICARDO DIAZ [D]

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4.4.1
"The Chase" Reward: $1000

Diaz tells you about one of his men who has been stealing money from him.
He wants you to go to his house and follow him to where he’s stashing the
money.

* Head to [Pink Dot]
* Once you get there, stand in the pink circle.
* You will then get a message telling you to look through his window, so
stand in the pink circle outside his window.
* Just after you look you will see the dude on the stairs, he tries to make
a run for it, so chase him.
* You can alternatively jump off the roof now and grab a car and park it at the
end then run back up the stairs by his house to make it easier in a second.
* He will run across the roofs and when he gets to the end he will grab the
nearest car and drive away.
* Chase him, but DO NOT KILL HIM and avoid the gaps in between the roof
that you will chase him across.
* When you get to the end jump down and grab whatever car there is.
* Chase him, and follow him until he reaches his hideout, located on the
same island as the movie studio.
* Try to avoid his gun fire, as he tries to shoot you while you are chasing
him.

That wasn't too hard now, was it?

Head back to [D] for another mission.


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4.4.2
"Phnom Penh ’86" Reward: $2000

This is a fun, yet, slightly hard mission.
Diaz wants you to go and get the money back from that dude who you chased
on the last mission. "Quentin Vance" will fly you in the chopper and you
have to use the M5 with Infinite ammo, to pick off the guards.

Lance will fly a helicopter and you have gotta kill all the men in the
specific area before Lance flies onto the next location, be aware that the
helicopter does not have Infinite health, so you’re gonna have to kill them
fast.

* Shoot the 5 guards on the roof at the first location.
* You will then move to the side of the house, where you must dispose of 5
more men.
* Kill the 3 men around the pool (blow up their cars) at the next location.
* Then you’ll go slightly along, kill the guard in the back of his truck,
and then slaughter the two guards in the tennis courts and the 1 guard next
to his van.
* Lance flies you to another roof where 5 more guards need to be executed.
* Finally Take out the 6 guards on the front of the building, then Lance
will put you down.

Once Lance has put you down your aim is to infiltrate the house and make
your way up to the roof where you will get your money.

* Walk around the house until you find the entrance, but dont go in yet.
* Look around inside the house and try to kill as many people as possible
before you enter.
* Once you have done that run in and quickly equip a gun, u could use the
M5 that you were left, or a regular handgun such as Python, if you have
one. Anyway, kill the guards fast.
* Make your way up the stairs to the left.
* Kill the 2 guards on the roof and grab the briefcase.
* Lance will pick you up in the Helicopter and its mission passed.

He’ll even drop you off right outside Diaz’s place so u can go straight
into the next mission.
You will notice that Avery has been re-opened for missions, and after a few
seconds you will get a call from Colonel Cortez, so I will continue the FAQ
in the order of which you unlock them. Its back to Avery for us...

When you get in a car you will hear on the radio that all bridges have been
re-opened, because the hurricane did not hit the city, that's good news, so
now you can explore the new island!


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4.5
AVERY CARRINGTON [A] (Again)

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4.5.1
"Two Bit Hit" Reward: $2500

Avery introduces you to Donald Love, then tells you that nothing brings
down prices better than an old fashioned gang war. He wants you to dress up
as a Cuban and trash the funeral.

* Go to Little Havana [T-Shirt] and get yourself some new clothes.
* Once you have those clothes, head to the [Pink Dot].
* When you reach there, you have to take out the Haitian Gang Lord.
* Just as you reach the funeral they will spot you, which is the idea,
forget about the rest of the Haitians and just chase after the gang lord in
the Romero’s Hearse [Yellow Dot].
* Smash into the side of the car, or Drive-By it to make them stop, and
that's it, kill the guy with the arrow over his head and you pass the
mission.

That's the end of Avery, Now I’m gonna head over to Mr Cortez at the
marina.

After you get out of the car you will get a call from Umberto Robina. He says
that if you killed Leo you mush have big cojonies, and offers you a job
with him.


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4.6
COLONEL CORTEZ [C] (Again)

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4.6.1
"Sir, Yes Sir" Reward: $2000

Cortez wants you to acquire a piece of military machinery.

* Head to the [Yellow Dot].
* When you reach it you may be shocked to find that it's an army convoy, and
your eyes are not deceiving you, he wants you to take the tank!!!
* Dont run in ASAP and try to open the door, its locked, and the army will
make a nice mess out of you.
* Just wait for the army to reach the donut shop, the dudes in the tank
will get out and there is your chance, hop in the tank, turn the turret
around, and speed to that [Pink Dot].
* To get there quickly head right from where you get the tank, right again
a few times, then left and you will be really close to the garage.
* If you wanna use the donut shop trick, you have to get there pretty fast,
otherwise they will have already done it, and you’ll find it hard to do.

REMEMBER the tank has an auto destruct activation thing as soon as you
steal it, so you have about 2 mins to get the tank to the garage, you
should easily get there in 30 seconds.

That's the last of Colonel Cortez's missions, so head back to [D] and
finish off Diaz.


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4.7
RICARDO DIAZ [D] (Again)

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4.7.1
"The Fastest Boat" Reward: $4000

Diaz wants you to steal a new boat that has just been made. It is the
fastest boat and is every smugglers dream. He wants you to get it for him.

* Before you leave, look around in the maze, to the left of Diaz’s house
for the sniper rifle.
* Once you get it, you are on your way.
* Head towards the [Yellow Dot]
* As you get there, STOP!
* You want to wait a bit, because the people who are looking after the boat
are heavily armed.
* Drive around to the other side of where you are supposed to go, and take
out most of the guards you can see with the sniper rifle, or a shotgun if
you have one.
* Once you have disposed of them, head into the boat yard and go into the
hangar.
* There will be 3 workmen and 2 or 3 gang members waiting around there, so
kill them, then walk into the Pink Circle which will lower the boat for
you.
* After you lower the boat, about 7 gang members will come for you, if
you’re doing ok on health, kill then, if not run for the boat, get in, then
head to the right and speed to the [Pink Dot].
* Try to avoid the police boats gun fire, but you should be ok, seeing as
you are in the Fastest Boat!

* You can alternatively land straight on the boat in a halicopter, get out of
the helicopter and push triangle to get in the boat which will make it fall out
of the sky. This will save you time and health from the gang members.

Back into the Pink Circle for another one of Diaz’s fun missions.


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4.7.2
"Supply & Demand" Reward: $10000

Diaz tells you that once a month someone comes into Vice City and sells his
stock to the first boat there, he wants you to go in the fastest boat, and
get there first.

* Get in the fastest boat by standing in the Pink Circle.
* Head to the [Pink Dot]. Its easier if you keep to the left under the first 2
bridges, then after the bridge near the golf course turn right.
* After you win the race Lance will be driving, you are in charge of the
shooting, so kill the competitors.
* It’s much easier to kill the drivers of the boats rather than blow them
up.
* After a while you will reach a jetty which has armed men on, try to kill
them, or shoot the red barrel to end their lives.
* Finally a helicopter will come, just keep shooting, and eventually it
will blow up.
* There might be 1 more boat left, but just shoot the driver and its not
going anywhere.
* Let lance drive back to the mansion, and you earn your biggest pay cheque
so far!

That's the end of Diaz’s missions. As you walk away, you will get a call
from Kent Paul, telling you to go to the Malibu. SO GO THERE [K]!


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4.8
KENT PAUL [K]

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4.8.1
"Death Row" Reward: None!!!

A gang has captured Lance and is holding him hostage while slowly executing
him. You have to speed across town to the junkyard and free your "Bro".

* Before you accept this mission head to Ammu-Nation and buy a few shotguns,
TRUST ME, YOU’LL NEED EM.
* Also get a fast car and park it outside the Malibu, but not too close or
it’ll disappear before you start.
* Once you have accepted the mission run and hop into the Car, which you
conveniently placed next to the Malibu, DIDN'T YOU?!?!.
* SPEED to the junkyard by following the [Pink Dot].
* When you get there, equip your shotgun, keep pressing R1, and as soon as you
Aim, FIRE, kill all the men you see then make a run for Lance.
* Kill the guards in the hanger, then help lance escape, by picking off the
sniper.
* If its there, grab the Sentinel to the left of the hangar or otherwise
carefully make your way back to the car you brought.
* You must now take Lance to the hospital, watch out as the gang are coming
after you in Comets, but you should be able to make it quite easily. Follow the
[Pink Dot].
* To get rid of the gang easily, as soon as you leave the junk yard, make a
right and go over the small bridge and wait there for the cars to come, you can
then tempt them to go into the water, or just shoot them to blow them up
easily.

Once you have passed this mission you will notice that Diaz’s mission are open
again, and you will soon get a call from Cortez, opening his mission once
AGAIN!

I’m gonna head to Diaz first.


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4.9
RICARDO DIAZ [D] (AGAIN!)

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4.9.1
"Rub Out" Reward: $50000

Well, well, well, it appears it is not Diaz who you are getting the mission
from. Stop in the Pink Circle and you will see a cut scene where Lance pulls up
in a car and gives you some weapons.

Your aim:
Rub Out Diaz!

* Before you accept this mission GO TO AMMU-NATION and get yourself a shotgun
and a semi-automatic. YOU WILL HAVE TO USE THEM!
* Head into Diaz’s estate and take out his guards.
* Head either around the back of his mansion, near the pool, or to the side and
through the maze. Either way, you’re gonna have to kill the guards on the way
there.
MAKE SURE U KEEP LANCE ALIVE, GO SLOW AND KILL EVERYONE BEFORE GOING ANY
FURTHER.
* Once you make it into Diaz’s mansion, you need to take care, go slowly and
make sure every area is clean before you let Lance go any further.
* Kill the guard on the lower stair case with whatever weapon you think works
best, then head up and around.
* Kill then next guard and head up and around once again, do this once or twice
more, until all the guards are dead, then head into the corridor that leads off
from the one of the middle stair levels.
* Kill the guard in here then head through, but wait in the corridor of the
next room.
* Dispose of the guards in here as carefully as possible, and try to kill as
many as you can before you go up the stairway to Diaz.
* Once you see the movie with Diaz, run up the stairs and blast him about 5
times with you’re shotgun, he will probably take max 150 health from you, but
if you have body armour left then you should find this no trouble.

* An easier way to beat it is to go up the spiral staircase and enter the
highest room towards diaz.
* Kill all the gards here, and all of the guards around Diaz's office.
* Start walking towards Diaz's office from your position above the front door,
and then you will see the cutscene.
* Fire a few shots at Diaz until he runs into his room, and then fire a few
more at him after you chase him there, and you will kill him without even being
hit!

Once you kill Diaz you will take over his mansion, you will get a garage to
store cars, lots of weapons, and a helicopter will spawn on the roof. You can
now use this area as a save point!

"GOOD NIGHT MR. DIAZ"

After you pass the mission you will receive a phone call from Kent Paul, he is
at the recording studio with Love Fist and they want you to do them a job
[Skull].

After the phone call you will notice a large [V] appear on the radar, in the
house.

Before I start the [V] Missions I’m gonna head over to see Mr. Cortez again.


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4.10
COLONEL CORTEZ [C](AGAIN!)

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4.10.1
"All Hands On Deck!" Reward: $5000

Before you accept this mission, I suggest you grab some Body Armour, and pop
into Ammu-Nation for a machine gun, I like the Ruger. If you couldn’t find it,
then here is also a good place to buy Body Armour.

Head to [C]. When you get there you will find that circumstances have forced
Cortez to leave, because France want their missiles back, so Cortez will leave
on his big ship.
There are some people who dont want him to leave, and they try to stop him from
doing so.
This is where you come in. Cortez wants you to help him escape, so you’re aim
is to kill all those who try to stop Mr. C leaving.

* When the mission starts, run to the back of the boat, but try not to fall
down.
* Keep shooting at the boats with whatever weapon you have, I prefer using a
sniper rifle or Ruger.
* Once the 3 boats have been taken care of a cut-scene will appear where you
will see the only exit to the open seas is blocked off by lots of boats.
* Run to the front of Cortez's ship and shoot the boats and try to blow up as
many as possible, 3 should do it.
* Now people will begin to board the ship, kill them and try to kill the boats
near you.
* Eventually a helicopter will appear and it'll drop 4 men who try to kill you,
so try to shoot down the helicopter, and kill the men.
* Finally they will send a Hunter on you!!! this is the first time you will see
one on the game, so take it out, and you will pass the mission.

After the mission you will receive a Speeder from Cortez.


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4.11
TOMMY VERCETTI [V]

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4.11.1
"Shakedown" Reward: $2000

The guys (Lance, Avery and Ken) are worrying about what they are going to do,
so Tommy tells them he can seize the city. He says he'll be back in 5 minutes,
which is bad, considering you now have 5 minutes to beat this mission.

* As soon as the mission starts grab a fast car, such as the Infernus parked
outside.
* Race to the North Point Mall [Pink Dot].
* When you get there, either use a weapon, or a bike, to smash ALL of the
windows which are [Pink Dots]. I personally like using the Katana found the
Coffee Shop.
* You can take a bike in and forward or sideways drive-by the windows out which
is very easy.
* Smash all the windows before the time runs out, and you'll pass the mission,
luckily you dont have to worry about getting back in 5 minutes.

You will get a Wanted Level, but there are shops near to change clothes.
Once you pass this rather easy mission, head back to the [V] for a new one.

YOU CAN NOW BUY ASSETS!!!! But you need the cash....

A few seconds later you will get a call from Kent Paul opening Love Fist
missions [Skull] in VRock on the West Island, but for now head to [V].


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4.11.2
"Bar Brawl" Reward: $4000

Lance tells Tommy that a bar in Ocean View wont pay their protection money, so
Tommy is going to handle it...

* Get a car and take the two guards to The Front Page bar next to your hotel.
* Kill the 2 guards outside, then walk into the Pink Circle.
* The man will say he cant pay, but the security company around the corner
might know about it.
* Head around the block and see the fellas at DB Security. They will spot you
and try to escape.
* Kill the morons outside, then chase the idiots on PCJ's. If you have an Uzi
just drive by them and that's it, mission complete.

Back to [V] for a new mission.

Sooner or later you will get a call from Lance saying that he dont want you to
make a fool of him... oh well... too bad he made a big enough one of himself
anyway.


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4.11.3
"Cop Land" Reward: $10000

One of the guys, Mike, rigged the Tarbush Coffee Shop in the North Point Mall
with a bomb, but the fuses got screwed, and its up to you, Tommy, to save the
day, and make sure that place blows. Too bad there are cops all over the place.
But, Tommy has a plan...

* Get a car, with Lance and get a wanted level of 2 stars or more.
* Drive to the [Pink Dot] and when you get there wait for a police car to
follow you into the garage, after that, you will have a cop uniform on.
* It tells you to take a cop car, which is behind the garage, but you can go in
any car if you want.
* Drive to the North Point Mall, and go in the South Entrance. To your right
you will see the Shop, go in and wait in the Pink Circle, then run!!!!
* Once the bomb blows, get outside, hop in the nearest car, LEAVE LANCE, and
drive to the Pay & Spray FAST. once you lose the wanted level, get back to the
mall and collect Lance who has been unharmed.
* Take him back to the Vercetti Mansion.

And that's all of the [V] missions complete, you now have unlocked the cop
outfit in Ocean Beach, and the Mansion will make you $5000 a day, if you
collect the money from the pink blip.

Might as well go and do the Love Fist Missions, seeing as you probably dont
have enough money for any Assets yet, or even if you do, its better to do the
Love Fist missions now, they're fun!

Head to the [Skull].

You will get a call from Lance saying that you dont care about him, and that
his brother always picked on him. Boohoo... go to Love Fist.


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4.12
LOVE FIST [Skull]

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4.12.1
"Love Juice" Reward: $2000

Kent Paul and Love Fist want you to get them some Love Juice.

* Head to the [Pink Dot].
* Park in the Pink Circle, FACING THE ROAD, and press the horn.
* The man will take your money and try to escape, so chase him and kill him,
dont blow him up tho, or the Love Juice will be destroyed.
* Once you have gotten the stuff, Kent Paul says the guys could do with some
company... if you know what he means.
* Head to the [Pink Dot] and collect Mercedes.
* Now, head North on the island you are on, then go across the bridge to Prawn
Island, and get to Love Fist before the 1 minute 30 time limit runs out.


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4.12.2
"Psycho Killer" Reward: $4000

There is a crazy Psycho who is sending threats to Love Fist, and they want you
to take care of him.

* Drive the 2 chance only Love Fist Limo to the gig venue [Pink Dot].
* When you get there you will see the Psycho get in a car and drive off.
* Chase him, and kill him.
* Use a Drive-By or crash into him until he is dead.

Paul will phone you after the mission, but he tells you that you need some
extra security, which you can get from Big Mitch Bakers Biker Gang. You must
now do their missions until Love Fist are Unlocked again.


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4.13
BIG MITCH BAKER [Black Spade Card Symbol]

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4.13.1
"Alloy Wheels Of Steel" Reward: $1000

Big Mitch tells you that he only does favours for his own, so you have to prove
you can be one of them.

You gotta win a bike race.

* Grab an Angel or a Freeway.
* Get to the starting grid, but instead of stopping in the Pink Circle, go way
back, get a lot of speed up, then tap one of the bikes, the race will start and
you will be at top speed, while they are just accelerating. Speed through the
checkpoints while trying not to crash, and use the radar to see where the next
one is.

Alternatively.

* You can go to the front of the bikers, run towards them and push Triangle.
You will jump onto their bike, which handle un-believably better. You can make
a 90 degree corner without breaking!
* This will mean that you are ALWAYS at least 3rd, as you took one biker out of
the race.
* You can forward drive-by another of the bikers off which will put you in
second, but DO NOT kill all of them, or you'll fail the mission.
* I find it easier if you park a car in front of the left 2 bikers (and the
pink circle), and then steal the biker on the right's bike, dodge the car, and
you'll be in first place, with a bike that practically doesn't need you to
brake!

Thanx to Gringosucio@aol.com for the tip about taking the other bikers bikes.

Back to Mitch...


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4.13.2
"Messing With The Man" Reward: $2000

This mission is fun, basically Mitch wants you to cause as much mayhem as you
can, until you fill the meter. First go to Ammu-Nation and grab something like
a shotgun.

* As soon as the mission starts blow up the nearest car, but try to stay out of
the explosion.
* Now, all you have to do is shoot the black wreckage of the blown up car, and
your mayhem meter will rise about every 3 seconds.
* Its easier of you crouch down, and use something like an Uzi.
* You should beat this mission in about 1 minute using this trick.
* However, I dont think that your wanted level is reset to 0 when you beat the
mission, so once you're nearly done, head towards the pay and spray.


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4.13.3
"Hog Tied" Reward: $4000

Some losers have stolen Mitch's bike, he wants you to get it back for him.

* Grab a PCJ 600, or alternatively a helicopter (from the VCN Helipad), and
head to Ammu-Nation.
* If in the heli, land on the roof of Ammu-Nation, and work your way down, get
on the bike killing the men (although they will keep coming) then get out.
* If on the PCJ, hit the Unique Jump which is the steps opposite Ammu-Nation,
land on the roof and work your way to the bike.
* To get out, head to the right of the lower section, if facing South, then you
will jump out near the Apocalypse.
* Drive back to Big Mitch, and you have completed their missions.

Love Fist are open again, so head there.

A few minutes later Mitch calls you and says thanx, he will be security for the
gig.


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4.14
LOVE FIST [Skull] Again!

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4.14.1
"Publicity Tour" Reward: $8000

The Psycho you killed, isn't dead!!! dun dun dun!!!!
Love fist are scared, and want you to drive em, you change the tape in the car,
and you hear a message from the Psycho, saying that the car will explode if you
drive slowly!!! Just like the movie speed!!!

* Make a sharp left as soon as you start and drive fast over the bridge to Prawn Island.
* Work your way onto the beach, and drive along it back and forth for a few
mins at top speed, until the bomb has been defused.
* Now drive the Band to their gig which is the [Pink Dot] on the radar.

*Alternatively, make the sharp left, and then take the first right and follow
the long road all the way to the docks.
* Just as you reach the docks make a sharp handbrake 180 turn, and head all the
way back up and the bomb will be diffused.
* Head to the gig.


Congrats, another set of missions complete!


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4.15
THE CUBANS [Blue Coffee Pot?] (What the hell is it?)

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4.15.1
"Stunt Boat Challenge" Reward: $1000

Umberto Robina wants you to prove you have BIG CAJONES. So you have to race a
boat through checkpoints in the allotted time. you have 3 minutes to complete
the course.

* I cant really help with this mission, just race through the checkpoints, and
get used to where they are and eventually you will get it.
* Try not to crash, and take your time, 3 mins is more than long enough, but
you might struggle to make it any quicker than 2 mins 50.

* An bit of an easier way to do this is reverse back at the start and then
speed through the first checkpoint at a higher speed to go a bit quicker.

If you are good you'll have beaten that first time, but no matter how many
attempts it took you, well done. Now head back to the Cafe for a new mission.

You now get a call from Auntie Poulet, unlocking her missions, but I'm gonna do
The Cafe's first.


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4.15.2
"Cannon Fodder" Reward: $2000

The Haitians have been attacking the Cubans again, so Umberto wants you to take
them out.

You might wanna go to Ammu-Nation first and grab some guns. THEY WILL HELP.

* Get a car that can seat 4.
* Park in the Pink Circle.
* Drive the guys to the factory [Pink Dot].
* Help them kill the Haitians by blowing up the Stinger then progress forward.
* Grab the sniper rifle, and kill the sniper on the roof.
* Kill the last few men on ground level, then run into the compound and hop
into the van right inside the gate, get that, and drive off back to Umberto's
Cafe.
* You will have a wanted level, so get to the pay and spray and you will
probably have popped tires too.
* Once you get the van full of drugs back to Umberto, you will pass the
mission.


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4.15.3
"Naval Engagement" Reward: $4000

Umberto wants you to take care of some idiots.

* Go to Rico who is the [Pink Dot].
* Rico will drive you to the location, you now have to blow up the 2 boats and
kill all the men there.
* After that you are now on land, go slow and kill ALL the men around the
house.
* Once they are dead, grab their briefcases, which are labelled as [Yellow
Dots] on the radar. When you get them there will be more men and they will kill
Rico!!!
* Now you have a large wanted level, so drive fast, and get the cases back to
Umberto.

You must now finish Auntie Poulets missions for the Haitians before you can
continue with these missions. So head to the [Black Outline Of A Woman].


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4.16
AUNTIE POULET [Black Outline Of A Woman]

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4.16.1
"Juju Scramble" Reward: $1000

Auntie Poulet wants you to go and collect some drugs that she has stashed.

* Get to the [Yellow Dot] FAST!
* Once you have that, get to the next [Yellow Dot].
* I find it much safer, and easier on foot, than in a car, since you have a
wanted level for each one you get.
* Run to the 3rd package, and you will now be on 5 stars.
* Grab it and sprint back to Auntie Poulet [Pink Dot] to pass the mission.


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4.16.2
"Bombs Away" Rewards: $2000

Mrs Poulet wants you to blow up some gang members using a RC Plane.

* Get to the Top Fun van [Yellow Dot].
* Hold X + Down to fly the plane, turn and then fly over the gang, and push O
to drop a bomb, once its dropped feel fee to drop another one.
* You have 3 planes, in case you are blown up, and you must kill all gang
members, including one by / in a car, and the 2 groups in boats + the men on
the dock.

Good luck.


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4.16.3
"Dirty Lickin's" Reward: $5000

You must help the Haitians win the battle by sniping from a rooftop.

* Head to the [Pink Dot] and get on the roof.
* Snipe all the guys with the pink arrow over their head, and make sure the
Haitians stay alive.
* After a few kills more men will come, kill them all, and then you will pass
the mission. Go down and collect some of the money or weapons the dead will
leave.

You have now finished Auntie Poulets Missions, so back to Umberto's Cuban Cafe
you go...


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4.17
THE CUBANS [Blue Coffee Pot?] (What the hell is it?)

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4.17.1
"Trojan Voodoo" Reward: $10000

Umberto has had enough of the Haitians, and now you are going to blow up their
drug factory.

* Take Pepe and find a Voodoo (there is one in front of Auntie Poulets house).
* Head to the [Pink Dot].
* Follow the other two Voodoo's into the plant.
* Once in, park in the Pink Circle, then go into the plant and kill all the
Haitians.
* Walk into the 3 Pink Circles to plant the bombs, then you have about 30
seconds to escape the plant, Via some steps that can be found if you try to
exit, reach the gates and then turn right.
* YOU MUST GO UP THESE STEPS OR YOU WILL FAIL THE MISSION!

The plant goes BOOM and you pass the mission.

That's all the Main Story Missions passed that you could have done so far!

After you will get a call from Umberto saying that to him, you Cuban, and that
you got BIG CAJONES!


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4.18
ASSASSINATION CONTRACTS [White Phone Icon]

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4.18.1
"Road Kill" Reward: $500

From PAYPHONE next to WASHINGTON MALL. Get to the [White Phone Icon].

The guy on the phone wants you to kill a pizza delivery dude before he finishes
his deliveries.

* Get a car or a bike, and make sure you have some Uzi ammo (or a weapon of
that type).
* Follow the Pizza Dude, who usually drives around by the beach.
* Splat him off his bike, or drive-by him.
* He delivers a pizza about every 5 seconds, and he has 50, so that means
you've got roughly 4 minutes to do this mission.

EASY!!!


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4.18.2
"Waste The Wife" Rewards: $2000

From PAYPHONE near PIZZA PLACE, up from Malibu. Find the [White Phone Icon].

On this mission he wants you to kill a woman in a Comet by merely continually
smashing into her car, using only a car. DONT USE ANY WEAPONS!!!!!!!

* If you cant find a good fast car, just go up the road a little way, and grab
the Police car, from outside the Police Station.
* Chase her and smash her car up using your car.
* When she catches fire, get the hell outta there.
* If you're too close when she blows up, you fail the mission.

That was really easy too!


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4.18.3
"Autocide" Reward: $4000

From PAYPHONE next to WASHINGTON MALL. Get to the [White Phone Icon].

This mission is fun, you have to kill lots of people in a 9 minute time limit
basically...

* Get to [Blue Dot] on the radar to find some weapons, and a ONE IN A LIFETIME
CHANCE FOR A WHITE PCJ 600!!!!
* Drive to the [Yellow Dot] and snipe the dude (Mike Griffin) on the billboard.
Remember to look up.
* Drive to the new [Yellow Dot] and chase the guy in the Securicar (Dick
Tanner), blow him up.
* You could climb the stairs on the roof opposite without being seen and snipe
him through the windscreen, thus killing him before he's even moved.
* Head to the Next [Yellow Dot] which is past the Malibu where you will find a
dude in a Bobcat (Mark Hammond). Chase him, and make him blow up to kill him.
Make sure you kill his friend (Franco Carter) as well.
* The next dude (Nick Kong) is in a boat near Ken Rosenburg's office, so head
to the [Yellow Dot], and kill him with a Sniper Rifle.
* The last dude (Charlie Dilson) is down by the Marina where you took Cortez's
Missions, he's on a bike, so drive by or splat him and that's mission passed.

If you want to keep lots of the White PCJ's you have to get on the bike. Drive
to one of your garages, and wait for the time to run out (which takes a while)
and then you can save it. If you try to save it while still on the mission, and
then fail it on purpose it will disappear.
Then obviously accept the mission again, and do the same. Very time consuming,
but worth it.


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4.18.4
"Check Out At The Check In" Reward: $8000

From PAYPHONE inside TERMINAL OF THE AIRPORT. Get to the [White Phone Icon].

This mission is actually quite hard, what mr anonymous on the phone wants, is
you to snipe some dude and take his briefcase to Ammu-Nation.

* After answering the phone, get the sniper rifle from the foliage on the
right.
* Walk towards the men on the radar, but dont go too close that the meter fills
up.
* After the woman has spoken to them, kill both of them with the sniper (dont
kill the woman).
* Run over and pick up the briefcase.
* You now have a wanted level, and you need to take the briefcase to
Ammu-Nation.
* Run outside, and grab your weapons, if the metal detector made you leave them
outside, and hop in the nearest car.
* Drive away and work your way out of the airport grounds.
* As you reach the car park on the left 2 black Admirals with men shooting you
out of the top will come, they can cause severe damage to your car, so keep
driving, and hopefully you can get through without too much damage.
* Get on the main road on the island and follow it North to Ammu-Nation [Pink
Dot] and pop into the Pay & Spray if you need to heal your car or lose some
heat.
* Stop in the Pink circle when you get to Ammu-Nation to beat the mission.

I find that doing this mission in a Helicopter is easy too, just park it
outside while you go in, then you can fly to Ammu-Nation without much trouble.

Its quite hard to take off while you have the police there though, but you
could always park the heli around the back of the airport, or in a car park
which is near there.


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4.18.5
"Loose Ends" Reward: $16000

From PAYPHONE behind CHERRY POPPER ICE CREAM FACTORY. Get to the [White Phone
Icon].

By far the hardest assassination mission.
He wants you to basically work your way to the roof, killing everything that
stands in your way, and get a briefcase and then take it to the helipad at the
airport.

* From the start enter through the gates and kill everyone you see.
* Blow up the vans and cars to the right and keep killing all of the men.
* Work your way up and around towards where the ice cream cones are, while
killing all the men with a shotgun or whatever you have,
* Grab the health around there if you need it.
* Continue to kil lall of the men and finally you will have made it to the roof
of the factory.
* Be aware that there are about 5 heavily armed men hiding behind the vents in
the roof, so quickly kill them, and grab the briefcase.
* Get in the helicopter and fly to the helipad at the airport to pick up the
money.

* Alternatively, take a helicopter and fly to the roof of the ice crwam factory
straight away.
* Kill the 5 men, get the briefcase and fly to the helipad.
* Missions passed the easy way.

Well done, you finished all of the Assassination Contracts.


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4.19
ASSETS + MISSIONS [Various]

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One of the really good things about Grand Theft Auto Vice City is the
fact that you can buy your own properties, yes, that's right, YOU CAN
BUY BUILDINGS!!!

However, you have to progress through the game before you can buy
certain buildings. These will show up at their location as a RED house,
and once you have beaten the appropriate missions it will turn GREEN
and then you can buy it by pushing L1, if you have enough money that is!

They are not cheap though, and you will have to earn some cash before
you can take part in the Purchase Of Properties.

The idea behind buying properties is that you earn money from them!

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*YOU CAN BUY A BUSINESS ONCE YOU HAVE BEATEN THE MISSION "SHAKEDOWN"*
*FOR THE VERCETTI ESTATE.                                           *
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EAST ISLAND
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4.19.1
THE POLE POSITION CLUB [Once You Buy It: Pink P in a Pink Square]

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The Pole Position Club is a strip club, and is towards the South of the East
Island.


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To get there:
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Find the South Ammu-Nation store. From there head North along that road and
make the first right, then go right again, and then take the first left, and
follow it along. On the end of this road on the corner is the PPC.


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Price:
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The Strip Club is kinda cheap at $30,000.


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Rewards:
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Once you beat its thing it will make you $4,000 a day!


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MISSIONS

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The Pole Position Club doesn't do missions, but to pass its asset thing, and
make it generate money you have to spend $300 in the room at the back of the
thing.

My trick is simple... you lose $5 every time you go in, and you can push X to
exit, so hold right and keep pushing X, that way you go in, lose $5 and then go
out and repeat for a few mins until you have spent $300, then you will make
money from it.

You will also notice, doing this, that once you spend $100 on each stripper, a
new one will come (that's 20 times of exiting and entering).

Alternatively just sit in and wait to lose $5 every 5 secs, but its quicker
running in and out, and I also think you have to spend $600 if you sit and
wait.


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4.19.2
THE MALIBU [Once You Buy It: Palm Tree Icon]

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The Malibu is a Dance Club and is situated in the Centre of the East Island.


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To get there:
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Find the store "Bunch Of Tools" which is over the bridge from the main island.
Head across the bridge to the [EAST], and when you reach the police station
head [NORTH] and you will be at the Malibu.


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Price:
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The Malibu aint cheap at $120,000.


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Rewards:
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Once you beat all the missions it will make you $10,000 a day!!!


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MISSIONS

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Head to the bottom of the steps near the bar to accept a mission.


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4.19.2.1
"No Escape?" Reward: $1000

Ken Rosenburg wants you to bust Cam out so that he can crack the safe on a job
you are going to do later.

* Get to the police station and go inside.
* Put all your weapons away, and go in the first room on the left.
* Walk into the pink Circle and you will put some Cop Clothes on.
* Head upstairs and get the key cars from the room opposite where you will
enter.
* Go all the way to the basement and stand in the pink circle to free Cam.
* Now you have to get him outside, blast all cops out of the way, because you
have a 4 star wanted level.
* Just run to the front door and go out, and he should follow you.
* You now have 2 options, run to, and get in the Sentinel parked to the left of
the Station, or you let him get in.
* If you take choice one, get in the Sentinel, and drive fast to any Pay &
Spray, get it sprayed, and get back to the Station where Cam will be waiting
un-harmed, then drive him to his hideout [Pink Dot].
* Or, let Cam get in the car, and speed to the nearest Pay & Spray, then take
him back to his place.


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4.19.2.2
"The Shootist" Reward: $2000

The guys want you to get Phil to help with the job, but before he will he wants
you to show how well you can shoot.

* Get to Ammu-Nation in Downtown.
* Go inside and meet Phil.
* You have to shoot the targets, and when you shoot all 5 parts out you will
receive points.

If you destroy the nearest target you will receive 1 point.
If you destroy the middle target you will receive 2 Points.
If you destroy the furthest target you will receive 3 Points.

you also have a set amount of ammo and time, and when it runs out you will end
the round.

Your target is to get over 60 points.

* On round one shoot the bottom 4 body parts off the closest 2 targets, this
makes it much easier to aim, and hit the one at the back and so get more
points.
* Go slow, and aim carefully. Try to get around 30 points on this round.
* Round two, aim at the top and bottom windows, as soon as u kill the top one,
go to the bottom, and you will shoot that, then back up to the top and so on,
its easy, and you should get 30 here.
* Round three is hard, to just aim for any that appear, and try to get what you
need to beat 60.


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4.19.2.3
"The Driver" Reward: $3000

Hilary says he will drive for you, as long as you beat him... which seems kinda
pointless to me, why would you want someone if you are better.. anyway...

Here are some tips, since there is no actual walkthru of how to beat it.

Its really just luck if you can beat him, so keep trying, and eventually you'll
do it, despite how frustrated you'll get.

* Keep to the inside of the road, on the pavement if you have to.
* Try to push his back tire around and make him spin out.
* If he overtakes you, try to keep up with him anyway, you CAN catch him.
* Try to Drive-By his tires out.
* Keep racing, and if you are still near him at the pizza store, cut across the
grass and you should over take him.
* If you are SUPER lucky, like me, on one of my games, i crashed into him, and
he got stuck in a wall!
* All i had to do was drive carefully and win the race. Maybe you could do
something like this too. The best chance you'll get is right next to the alley
near Rosenburg's. If you stick to the pavement on the left, as you pass the
police station, you can get in 1st place. Then drive to the place where the
alley is, and have your car at an angle, so that he crashes into you, and then
goes into the alley. He either gets stuck, gets past you, or goes through the
alley, where his AI isn't good enough to drive back through, so as long as you
drive relatively fast, you can easily beat him. Obviously this trick is not
easy, but if you get it working, the race is too easy! Good luck with the
trick.
* You can also park a firetruck here then run back to the malibu without
looking back or getting in another car, and it should still be there when you
race, hopefully Hillary will hit it and let you get in the lead.
* I'll try to think of some more things, but unfortunately, you're on your own.


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4.19.2.4
"The Job" Reward: $50000

Finally you're here, the Job, you are gonna rob the bank, and you will need all
3 of the people you acquired.

* First go to Ammu-Nation (in the taxi you are driving). Also fill up on health
and armour.
* Buy some shotguns and Uzis.
* Drive to the bank [Pink Dot]
* Park in the Pink Circle, then run across the road, and go into the pink
circle.
* Walk to the doors of the bank and go in.
* After the cut scene go upstairs and walk forwards, kill the guard in the room
on the left and the one straight ahead.
* Go back to where you came up the stairs and head up the next lot of stairs.
* Kill the guard who is on the top level, where you are, and the guard in the
next room.
* Wait for Cam to catch up, then go into the elevator.
* When you get to the bottom kill the guard and step in the pink circle and
watch the cut scene.
* After it, go upstairs and back down the next lot of smaller stairs.
* Head forward, and go in the end room and you will find the manager.
* Take him back into the elevator and go down and meet Cam.
* Go back up the elevator to check on Phil.
* Now the swat team are storming the place, they throw tear gas in.
* Kill the 4 or 5 on the ground, and then walk to the door and go outside.
* You will now see the swat team and then Hilary get killed.
* Now you have to get any car, and drive to the Pay & Spray to lose your wanted
level.
* If they weren't in your car, go back and get the dudes, and then drive along
the road to Cam's place.

WOOHOO You beat it!!!

Now you have beaten all of the Malibu's missions.


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4.19.3
THE FILM STUDIO [Once You Buy It: Movie Thing]

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The Movie Studio is a porn film set. Its run by the director Steve Scott.


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To get there:
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Find the North Pay & Spray, Follow the road North and when you get to the top
of the street turn right. Follow this road all the way along to the end, and
around, and over the bridge. Then make the 2nd left and go along and you will
see the studio on the right.


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Price:
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Not too bad at $60,000.


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Rewards:
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Once you beat all the missions it will make you $9,000 a day.


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MISSIONS

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Head to studio D to accept a mission.


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4.19.3.1
"Recruitment Drive" Reward: $1000

Steve Scott wants you toy go and see if Candy Suxxx wants to take part in a
movie.

* Drive over the bridge and work your way around to the Pink Dot.
* When you get there wait in the pink circle for Candy, and then some people
will come after you and try to kill you. Kill them, and get in a car and chase
it. You have to kill the driver.
* Once he's dead *cough* drive by *end cough* go back and meet Candy.
* Take her to the pizza place where you will meet Mercedes [Pink Dot].
* Take Mercedes and Candy back to the film studio to beat the mission.


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4.19.3.2
"Dildo Dodo" Reward: $2000

Steve wants you to distribute some flyers. Tommy has an idea that he will use
the old sea plane out back.

* Head around the back of the studio and get in the sea plane.
* Hold X and down to take off (BTW, holding X really hard makes it much easier
to fly, dont laugh, it does actually help!)
* Fly through a blue checkpoint, then fly through the red one to stop dropping
the flyers.
* I think there are 5 checkpoints which you have to go thru before you beat the
mission.

DO NOT CRASH ON LAND because you cant take off again.


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4.19.3.3
"Martha's Mug Shot" Reward: $4000

Steve wants you to take some photos of Candy with Alex Shrub... or in this case

"Martha".

* Once the mission starts you will be given a camera which you only get on this
mission, it only has 12 shots, and you NEED 3 so dont waste em all. You can
waste 9 tho...
* Quickly run to the helicopter parked to the left of the studio.
* Get in, and hover above the golden stretch outside the gates.
* Follow it, and try not to stay too far away, or you'll fail the mission. When
it stops and you see the cut scene, go to a stone ledge, EXACTLY OPPOSITE the
rooftop she is on and slightly to the right.
* Make sure you park your heli perfectly on the ledge, so it doesn't fall
because you need it.
* Take 3 pics of the two people on the roof opposite, make sure you zoom in
fully.
* Once you got the pics you have a 5 star wanted level, so get in the heli ad
fly back to the film studio where you can stop in the pink circle and pass the
mission.


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4.19.3.4
"G-Spotlight" Reward: $8000

This is an extremely fun mission, you have to jump from a really high building
onto various rooftops on a bike in order to change one of the lights on a
building.

* Run to the booth near the entrance to the studios and get on the PCJ 600.
* Head out and go across the bridge to the West.
* Once you get over, and just after the bridges railing ends, make a left and
go down some steps.
* Follow this road along until you reach a large open space with a big pink
circle. Stop in the circle.
* Head up the stairs and go into the office building, then wait in the pink
circle until you have seen the cut scene.
* After it, go to the left of this room, and watch the next cut scene.
* You now have to get some speed and break through the window, and land in the
tunnel opposite. From there follow all the jumps by aiming for the next pink
circle.
* Keep jumping, and eventually you will come to a place where some steps will
be dropped. This is helpful, because you can get back up if you fall from here,
instead of having to go back to the start.
* Jump over the next few rooftops, and you'll make it to one last LONG rooftop,
hit this jump, and then stop in the Pink circle and enjoy the show.

Alternatively...

Do The mission in a Helicopter, but its more fun jumping on a bike!

Movie Studio missions complete.


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4.19.4
KAUFMAN CABS [Once You Buy It: Black K On Yellow Square]

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Kaufman Cabs is a Taxi Company.


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To get there:
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Find the North Pay & Spray, Follow the road North and when you get to the
second left, make it. Follow this road all the way along and around, and take
the first right, then once you reach the top of this street turn right again
and you will see the Cab Company on the right.


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Price:
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Cheap... kinda at $40,000.


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Rewards:
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Once you beat all the missions it will make you $5,000 a day.


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MISSIONS

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Get in the Cab in the corner to accept a mission.


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4.19.4.1
"V.I.P." Rewards: $1000

Kaufman Cabs have a Very Important Person to pick up from Starfish Island, and
you work for them now, so do it!

WARNING:
Before you accept this mission, buy some Uzi's / Drive-By ammo.

* The V.I.P. is at the West End of Starfish Island.
* Drive out of the Kaufman Cabs building, and head to the [Pink Dot]. Be quick
because you only have 1 minute to get there.
* Once you get there, do a 180, then park in the Pink Circle.
* A rival taxi gets the fare, so you have to make him get out of their car and
get in yours.
* If you got the Uzi, as soon as he gets in the Rival cab, hold R2 + O and fire
at the car, you might have to drive forward a bit, but once the car starts
smoking, he will get out, and get in yours.
* Might as well finish off the rival taxi, as he'll keep chasing you, so make
sure you are far enough away, and drive-by him to death.
* Now drive the V.I.P. to the front of the terminal at the airport, and its
mission complete.


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4.19.4.2
"Friendly Rivalry" Reward: $2000

The woman wants you to take care of some Rival taxi's because they are losing
fares, so you have to blow up 3 Rival Taxi's which are marked on your radar.

* Drive out of the garage, and find one of the Cabs by following the radar.
* Do whatever it takes to blow up the car, this includes constantly ramming it
until it catches fire, drive-by it, steal it and wreck it or let it go into the
water.
* Do the same for the other two and that's mission passed. Easy huh?


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4.19.4.3
"Cabmaggedon" Reward: $5000

The woman will tell you that you have to pick Mercedes at the docks, but its
not actually her.

Get lots of Uzi Ammo before this mission.

* Follow the radar to the [Pink Dot].
* When you get there, the gate will slam closed, and 5 or 6 Rival Taxis will
come in roaring, and try to chase you. you have to stay alive for 1 minute.
* Drive around, and swerve, and do whatever it takes to stay alive. I like
blowing up the other taxis with whatever weapons I have.
* Once you have survived that its time for the final showdown. Kaufman Cabs vs.
the Zebra Cab.
* You have to kill the driver of the Zebra Cab. My favourite way to do this is
to rig a car with a bomb at 8-Balls, which is in the yard where you are, then
park it, he will come near you, then just detonate the bomb.
* Alternatively use a drive by, or other weapons.

All Kaufman Cab Missions Complete


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4.19.5
CHERRY POPPER ICE CREAM FACTORY [Once You Buy It: Cherry]

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The Cherry Popper Ice Cream Factory is an Ice Cream Factory... DUH... or so you
think, its really a front for selling drugs.

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                               *WARNING*
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*NEVER SAVE AT THE ICE CREAM FACTORY, it can glitch your game save up!*
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To get there:
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Find the North Pay & Spray, Follow the road South. Just as you pass the bridge
leading to Starfish Island, you should see the factory on the Right. You cant
miss it.. what, with the big Ice Cream things on the roof...


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Price:
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Cheap at $20,000.


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Rewards:
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Once you beat the distribution mission it will make you $3,000 a day.


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MISSIONS

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Get in the Ice Cream Van to start the Distribution.


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4.19.5.1
"Distribution" Rewards: depending on where you sell the drugs there is a
                        different reward... so here are your rewards:

               District           | Amount Per Sale
               --------------------------------------
               Airport            |      $12
               Starfish Island    |      $18
               Prawn Island       |      $14
               Little Havana      |      $8
               Little Haiti       |      $8
               All Other Areas    |      $10

Big Thanx To Wayneski for the above info ^

* In my oppinion, the best way to beat this mission type thing is to go to the
beach.
* Get in the ice cream van, then head to the left and go over the bridge,
through starfish island and over the next bridge back to the East island.
* Work your way to the beach, then push L3 to start the jingle.
* Let 4 people buy ice creams from you, then drive away, because after every 4
you sell, you will get a wanted level of 1 star.
* Drive around for about 30 seconds until you lose your wanted level.
* Go and let 4 more people buy from you, but keep watching incase there are any
cops near to you, if so, just drive away to where there are no cops.
* Once you get the wanted star, drive around again until you lose it.
* You only need to sell 50 ice creams, but they must be in a row, and you
cannot be taken out of the van in the middle of it, or even after it, once you
hit 50, get out of the van, and you will finish the asset.
* REMEMBER AFTER YOU DO 50 GET OUT OF THE VAN! It doesnt matter if you did 2000
in a row, if you get busted, you'll have to do em again.
* These missions should take about 30 mins.


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4.19.6
SUNSHINE AUTOS [Once You Buy It: Orange Sun Shape]

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Sunshine Autos is a car company, owned or at least, previously owned by Vice
City Football player BJ Smith.


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To get there:
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Find the shop "Screw This", which is the hammer icon on the radar.
From there head West, and when you reach it, take the first left.
Follow this curving road along and on the left you will see a car showroom.
This is it, so go in.


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Price:
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$50,000, but worth it!


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Rewards:
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Once you take all the cars to the garage, on all 3 lists, the Showroom will
make you up to $9000 a day!

Not only that, you unlock 4 cars that can only be gotten from here, and you
have 4 double garages + a pay n spray!


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MISSIONS

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There are 2 objectives of Sunshine Auto's.

1. Win all the street Races
2. Complete all 3 lists on the Import / Export garage lists.

To accept a race, walk into the Pink Circle which you will find down the ramp,
near the Spray & Go, behind the compound, then push left and right to choose
the race you want to do.

To find out what garage to take the cars to, go down the back, and head towards
the Pink Circle, once you are right next to it, turn right and this is the
garage that you must deliver the cars to.

You can see what cars you need to deliver on the right side of the garage.


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To actually complete the asset of SSA, you have to take the cars to the garage.

There are a number of different lists, and here they are.

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*    List 1    *
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*Landstalker   *
*Idaho         *
*Esperanto     *
*Stallion      *
*Rancher       *
*Blista Compact*
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This is one of the hardest lists of cars to find on the whole game.

Some of the cars on there are very rare, and you cant complete the list without them.


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*Landstalker*
*************

Luckily this vehicle has a fixed location, so you are guarrenteed to find this
car.

Where:

Make your way to Starfish Island. as soon as you enter the island on the West
side, make the first left and follow the corner around. The first gate you see
on the left will be locked, so keep going around. You will come to another gate
type thing, and this time you can go in, so go in here, and when you reach the
house, turn right. You should see the landstalker here, if not, drive around
the block a few times and try again. Now just take it back to Sunshine Autos.

You can also find it at the Dirt track Downtown, near the stadium. Just go to
the stadium, and then follow the grass around on the right until you reach some
rough terrain, and just look towards the South-West end of the track for a
Landstalker.

*******
*Idaho*
*******

Unfortunately, this vehicle isn't as easy as the Lanstalker, as it doesnt have
a fixed location.

Where:

The best place I have found them is on the long main road on the West Island,
near the hospital and bank. If you go there in a smaller class car, or on foot,
e.g just after you died, you will most likely see one or two driving around.

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*Esperanto*
***********

Like the Idaho, and many other vehicles, this doesn't have a fixed location, so
your gonna heve to be lucky and come across one when messing about.

The best way to find a vehicle is to drive around in a car of its same type,
that means if you wanted to find an esperanto, which isn't the best of cars,
you should drive something such as a manana or perennial, which are not rare at
all.

Where:

This car can be found anywhere, but it depends on what car you were driving
when you found it. Like I just said above, use a lower class car and drive
around. Eventually you should see one driving around, or maybe one parked in a
random parking space.

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*Stallion*
**********

As usual, there is no fixed location.... Or is there?

In the other guides they state that you cannot find this car anywhere in
particular, however, there is almost always one at the top of the multi-storey
car park near the Ocean View Hotel.

Where:

Follow the bridge across, over Starfish Island, and onto the East Island. When
you get there, head towards the beach, and then go South when you reach the
last street near there. Just as you pass the hotel make the first right, and
then go right again, and then left and up into the parking let, and work your
way up to the top. The Stallion should be at the North end of it.
Then take it back to Sunshine Autos.

*********
*Rancher*
*********

Yep, you guessed it, no fixed location for this one either.

Where:

This is random, as are most of the other cars, but your best bet is to drive
something like a Rancher, such as a Landstalker. You can find it parked in
almost EVERY parking space around town, however its just random. You also have
more chance of seeing one on the long road on the West Island.
Remember to drive a Landstalker.

****************
*Blista Compact*
****************

God.... i wish Rockstar North would have programmed 1 fixed location for each
car, because this doesn't have one either.

Where:

Just like the rest of the cars, you'll only come across one of these by luck.
You can however help the luck along a bit, by driving around in a smaller crap
car. I'd suggest looking aroud the golf course in a manana or something like
that.

In my case i found one using a Cheetah.

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****************
*    List 2    *
****************
*Sabre         *
*Virgo         *
*Sentinel      *
*Stretch       *
*Washington    *
*Admiral       *
****************

This list is a bit easier that the first one, but its still going to take
awhile to find all of the cars.

*******
*Sabre*
*******

Where:

Random - Search around the golf course or in front of the bank in a crappy car.

*******
*Virgo*
*******

Where:

Random - Search around the golf course or in front of the bank in a crappy car.

**********
*Sentinel*
**********

Where:

This coudn't be easier, there is usually one parked inside Sunshine Autos, so
just smash the glass and take it, or if its not there go away and come back.

*********
*Stretch*
*********

Where:

To the right side of the Vercetti Mansion on Starfish Island, grab it and take
it to Sunshine Autos.

************
*Washington*
************

Where:

Random - Look around Starfish Island or pretty much anywhere for it.

*********
*Admiral*
*********

Where:

On Starfish Island you can find the Admiral At the Nothh West house. To get
there you will have to jump over the wall by parking a car at the wall and
using that to help you jump over it.


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*    List 3    *
****************
*Cheetah       *
*Infernus      *
*Banshee       *
*Phoenix       *
*Comet         *
*Stinger       *
****************

LOACATIONS COMING SOON

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*    List 4     *
*****************
*Voodoo         *
*Cuban Hermes   *
*Caddy          *
*Baggage Handler*
*Mr. Whoopee    *
*Pizza Boy      *
*****************

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4.19.7
THE BOATYARD [Once You Buy It: Black Anchor On Blue Square]

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The Boatyard is a small company that does something with boats. I guess they
fix them up and make them better.


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To get there:
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From "Screw This" head East. Take the first right, and follow this road all the
way along and into the docks. When you reach the fork, go across the road, and
go on the left road. Follow it around, and just as you make a sharp 90º corner,
the yard is on the left.


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Price:
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$10,000, Meh, its crap, but you need it to beat the game, so just get it.


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Rewards:
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It will earn you a maximum of $2000 per day, and you also get 2 really fast
boats out back for your enjoyment.


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MISSIONS

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There is 1 mission to do at the Boatyard, "Checkpoint Charlie".
To accept this mission walk down to the water at the back of the Boatyard, and
get in either of the boats which can be found down there.


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4.19.7.1
"Checkpoint Charlie" Reward: No Money, Asset Complete.

* Get in either of the boats which are located at the back of the boatyard.
* You now have to drive the boat through a long series of checkpoints, and pick
up the package which is in the middle of them.
* You pick up the package by driving through it, so dont worry about having to
grab it.
* Follow the course throughout the jumps and turns, and hopefully, and
eventually you will end up at the last checkpoint with enough time left.

*MORE HELP COMING SOON*


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5.
 ___  \_' _|_   __   __    __
(__/_ / \  |_, |  ' (__( __)
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5.1
Getting 100%:

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Before you get 100% game completion on Grand Theft Auto Vice City,
you are gonna have to work pretty hard. This isn’t like GTA3 where
you can get 100% in 2 days (if you’re good), you have to earn that
money, and fight to beat those missions.

====================================================================

Here's What You Have To Do To Get 100%:

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All Missions Completed : (Below Is A List Of Where Missions Are From)
-Ken Rosenburg
-Avery Carrington
-Colonel Juan Cortez
-Ricardo Diaz
-Vercetti Mansion
-Love Fist
-Biker Gang
-Umberto Robina
-Auntie Poulet
-Cherry Popper Ice Cream Company
-Kaufman Cabs
-The Malibu Club
-The Film Studio
-Pole Position Club
-The Printworks
-Shipyard
-Sunshine Autos
-Phil's
-Game Ending Missions

All Side Missions/Odd Jobs Completed :
-PCJ Playground
-Trial By Dirt
-Test Track
-Cone Crazy
-All 4 Checkpoint Chopper Missions
-RC Car Race
-RC Plane Race
-RC Chopper Checkpoint
-Rifle Range: Score 45 Points On Shooting Range To Gain Quick Reload Ability
-All 6 Street Races
-All 5 Assassinations Complete
-All 3 Stadium Missions Complete In first Place

All R3 Missions Completed:
-Police/Military Vehicle -                          Level 12
-Firetruck -                                        Level 12
-Ambulance -                                        Level 12
-Taxi -                                             100 Missions
-Pizzaboy -                                         10 Missions

All 15 Real Estate Owned:
-Elswanko Casa
-Links View Apartments
-Ocean Heights
-Hyman Condo
-1102 Washington Street
-3321 Vice Point
-Skumhole Shack
-Cherry Popper Ice Cream Company
-Kaufman Cabs
-The Malibu Club
-The Film Studio
-Pole Position Club
-The Printworks
-The Shipyard
-Sunshine Autos

All 15 Stores Robbed:
-Corner Store -                                      Vice Point
-Dispensary Plus -                                   Vice Point
-First Jewellery Store-                              Vice Point
-Gash -                                              North Point Mall
-Music Store -                                       North Point Mall
-Second Jewellery Store -                            North Point Mall
-Hardware Store -                                    North Point Mall
-Bunch of Tools -                                    Washington Beach
-Ryton Aide Pharmacy -                               Little Haiti
-Pharmacy -                                          Downtown
-Third Jewellery Store-                              Downtown
-Deli -                                              Little Havana
-Doughnut Shop -                                     Little Havana
-Laundromat -                                        Little Havana
-Screw This -                                        Little Havana

-All 100 Hidden Packages Found
-All 36 Unique Jumps Completed
-All 35 Rampages Completed

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5.2
Save Houses:

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Another interesting thing about GTA:VC is that you have the option to
buy your own save houses. The good thing about this is, is that when
you earn more money, you can buy a bigger house and keep more cars,
and eventually even a helicopter!

Here are the locations that you can buy as a hideout. To save game,
use the Pink Videotape which you will find at each of them.

To buy a house, you have to stand in the pink circle in front of it, and
providing you have enough money, push L1 to buy it.

Thanx to Tomás M. Splasky for the directions.....
But they kinda sucked, so i wrote my own.
Thanx for trying tho.

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East Island
*********************************************************************

For Each Of These Hideouts You Will Start From The Hardware Store On Washington
Beach, Until I Say Otherwise.

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1102 Washington Street: $3,000
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From the Hardware store head South. Once you get over the bridge keep going
South, and you will see a large, multi-coloured building on the right. This is
the hideous. So pull into the car park, and walk up to the front to buy it.

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Ocean Heights: $7,000
====================================================================

From the Hardware Store, head South, take the first left, then take the first,
and only possible right. Follow it down and take the 3rd left (on a road) and
you will see the house on the corner, as soon as you go to turn, its red and
white.

Has 1 Garage.

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From Now You Are Going From The MOST NORTHERN Pay & Spray.

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Links View Apartment: $6,000
====================================================================

From the Pay & Spray go South. As soon as you go past the first right turn, you
are at the Hideout, just drive up the ramp, and there! EASY!

Has 1 Garage.

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Elswanko Casa: Cost: $8,000
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From the Pay & Spray Head North, take the 3rd Right, and as soon as you have
turned right, look for a way into the garden, because this is the house.

Has 1 Garage.

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3321 Vice Point: $2,500
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From Pay & Spray, Head North, Make the 1st Right, then take the 2nd Left.
Follow this road all the way up, and around, until you get to a really steep
corner, im talking 90 degree angle. Then you will be almost heading into the
savehouse which is green.

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West Island
*********************************************************************

The point where we are starting for these two is Ammu-Nation all the way
North.

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Hyman Condo: $14,000
====================================================================

From Ammu-Nation head West. Once you reach the end of the street turn Right.
Follow this road along, and just before the first LEFT turn, you will come to a
RIGHT Turn up an alley. Go up here and the hideout is in the middle.

Has 3 Double Garages.

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Skumole Shack: $1,000
====================================================================

From Ammu-Nation head South. Take the first Left all the way to the bottom,
then turn Right. Follow it around to the right, but just as you get to the
corner you will see some steps. Go up here and you will find the shack on the
roof.

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5.3
Outfits:

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When playing through the missions you will notice that you will have
to do certain things in certain costumes. When you reach a mission
like this you will Unlock the outfit once the mission is passed and
you can go to a certain store to put your outfit on. There are a number
of outfits to be unlocked. Once they have been unlocked you can wear
them at any time. Changing costumes helps you to lower your wanted
level if on 1 or 2 stars.

List Of Clothes, Locations + Pics Coming Soon

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5.4
Pick-Ups:

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** Coming Soon **

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5.5
Robbing Stores:

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What else could help make this game the best of its type? well, its
already been proven that it is one of the greatest crime games ever,
but now with Vice City’s new features it is in a league of its own. I
say this because... YOU CAN NOW ROB STORES!!!!!

HERE'S MY MINI GUIDE FOR ROBBING STORES:

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                              CONTENTS

1.Version Updates
2.Introduction
3.Email Policy
4.How To Rob Stores
5.Store Robbing:
   A.East Island:
        1.Bunch Of Tools - Washington Beach
        2.Jewelery Store - Vice Point
        3.Dispensary Plus - Vice Point
        4.Corner Store - Vice Point
        5.Gash - North Point Mall
        6.Jewelery Store - North Point Mall
        7.Tooled Up - North Point Mall
        8.Music Store - North Point Mall
   B.Prawn Island:
        N/A
   C.Starfish Island:
        N/A
   D.West Island:
        9.Coffee Bagels Donuts - Little Havana
        10.Screw This - Little Havana
        11.Cafe Robina - Little Havana
        12.Laundromat - Little Havana
        13.Ryton Aide Pharmancy - Little Haiti
        14.Jewelery Store - Downtown
        15.Dispensary Plus - Downtown
6.Which Weapons To Use
7.Fun Stuff With Store Robbing
8.Copyright/Credits


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1. Version Updates
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February 15, 2003: After a few emails about my grammar on the words You're and
                   Your, I have decided to correct my mistakes. To be honest
                   it's not as if 1 word spelled wrong is gonna stop you
                   robbing all the stores on Vice City, but anyway, I corrected
                   them, and added a funny glitch type thing in the mall.

                   I hope YOUR all happy now, HAHAHAHAHAHA!

January 7, 2003:   Yay, Gamefaqs accepted it, hehehe my 4th VC guide!
                   Added a bit more info on store robbing, as a few people have
                   emailed / IM'd me, so to prevent me answering the same thing
                   over and over, I have put it in here.

January 4, 2003:   Corrected a few "spelling/grammar issues" Which should make
                   it acceptable by GameFAQS.

December 15, 2002: Started the guide, very basic. going to add all
                   of the locations of the stores soon.

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2. Introduction
=====================================================================

In Vice City there are 15 stores that are required to be robbed. This guide
will help you to find them, and claim the rewards that the owner will fork
over.

The reason I'm writing this guide is because there isn't one at gamefaqs, and I
just thought that it would be a good idea to help people find the right
locations for the stores that they need to rob for 100%.

Enjoy :P

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3. Email Policy
=====================================================================

Feel free to ask me about anything to do with GTA:VC, I'll try my best to
answer all questions, because, even though I'm still playing through it (for
the 3rd time) I think I know quite a lot about it. You could also email me
about any problems you are having with the guide, any errors, or anything else
that you see is wrong. If you have any better directions, or techniques for
robbing stores, feel free to send me them and I might put them in. Oh, and
compliments are permitted, as are constructive criticism, don't bother sending
me shit like Viruses though, or you'll get much worse done back... Nuff said.

Thanx for reading it.

You can also Instant Messenger me on:

AIM - Psycopsy15
Yahoo - Psycopsy15
MSN - Psycopsy@hotmail.com

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4. How To Rob Stores
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To rob a store, you must have a gun with auto aim, you can see these at the
section "Which Weapons To Use" towards the bottom of the guide.

Walk into a store and equip your desired weapon, then auto-aim at the store
worker. He will stand back, and put his hands up, He will then give you cash
one at a time, the first cash icon he will give you wont do anything to your
wanted level. The second will give you 1 star, the third will give you 2 stars
and the 4th will give you 3 stars. The longer you hold up the shop keeper for,
the more he will give you, but consequently your wanted level will rise too.

You only have to collect one of his money icons, then you can kill him, and the
store rob will still count, so you can escape with only 1 wanted star!

*NOTE*

You can kill the shop keeper first then collect his money, he doesn't have to
be alive when you take the money.

DO NOT TRY TO ROB AMMU-NATION, the guy is armed and will fire.

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5. Store Robbing
=====================================================================

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A. East Island
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1.Bunch Of Tools - Washington Beach
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This is very simple to find, pause the game, and look at the radar. Just over
the really small bridge you will see a hammer tool on the radar. Head to here
and go into the store. Hold the shop keeper up and take his money.

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2.Jewelery Store - Vice Point
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Find the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray". Its a spray can icon on your radar. From
there, head [SOUTH]. When you reach the end of this street turn left, and then
make the first right. Just after the mail boxes on the right you will see the
Jewellery Store that you are going to rob. Go in and wave your gun about then
get your money from the shop worker.

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3.Dispensary Plus - Vice Point
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Find the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" again. This time follow the road along to the
[NORTH]. when you reach the top of this street, you will be facing a row of
buildings, go to the left side of them, and a short way along you will see the
green and white "Dispensary +" sign on the right. Go in there and do your
stuff.

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4.Corner Store - Vice Point
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Find the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" once again. Follow the road along to the [NORTH]
just like before. When you reach the end of this strip or road you will come to
a row of buildings, for the store before you went to the left side, well this
time you are going to the right. Turn right, then make the first left. Keep
heading along this road to the [NORTH], and literally just after the first
right turn the store will be... on the corner. Go in and get some bling bling.

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5.Gash - North Point Mall
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From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" head [NORTH]. Take the first right and follow
the road to the end. Once you reach the end of this road turn left and follow
it along until you see the huge mall, which will be on the left. You can go in
anyone of the entrances, but I suggest going in the [SOUTH EAST] entrance, as
that's where I will give directions from.

As soon as you get in the mall walk forward and to your left and you will see a
store with glass windows and the word "Gash" printed all over them. Go in here
and hold up the guy at the [NORTH EAST] of the lower level.

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6.Jewelery Store - North Point Mall
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From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" head [NORTH]. Take the first right and follow
the road to the end. Once you reach the end of this road turn left and follow
it along until you see the huge mall, which will be on the left. You can go in
anyone of the entrances, but I suggest going in the [SOUTH EAST] entrance, as
that's where I will give directions from.

Once you get inside head [NORTH] the whole way, and when you reach the north
point of the, well... North Point Mall you will see the store on your right.
Go in and do your thing.

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7.Tooled Up - North Point Mall
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From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" head [NORTH]. Take the first right and follow
the road to the end. Once you reach the end of this road turn left and follow
it along until you see the huge mall, which will be on the left. You can go in
anyone of the entrances, but I suggest going in the [SOUTH EAST] entrance, as
that's where I will give directions from.

After you go in, head to the left, and go past the "Gash" store. Opposite you
will probably see "Ammu-Nation" and next to that is "Tooled Up". Go in here and
point your gun at the store keeper to grab his cash.

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8.Music Store - North Point Mall
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From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" head [NORTH]. Take the first right and follow
the road to the end. Once you reach the end of this road turn left and follow
it along until you see the huge mall, which will be on the left. You can go in
anyone of the entrances, but I suggest going in the [SOUTH EAST] entrance, as
that's where I will give directions from.

Once inside, go towards the middle of the mall, and go up the escalators. when
you get up to the top, turn left and go along and into the store. Point your
piece at the store owner and grab his cash.

That's The East Island Finished!!!

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B. Prawn Island
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There are no stores on this island.

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C. Starfish Island
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There are no stores on this island.

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D. West Island
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9.Coffee Bagels Donuts - Little Havana
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From the bridge leading from Starfish Island, head left. Take the first right,
and literally on the corner is a donut shop. go in here and rob the owner.

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10.Screw This - Little Havana
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From the bridge leading from Starfish Island, head left. Take the first right,
and follow the road up. Exactly opposite the first right turn is "Screw This".
Pop in and ask the owner nicely for some money. If that doesn't work, which it
probably wont, just point your gun at him, and he should give you some.

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11.Cafe Robina - Little Havana
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From the bridge leading from Starfish Island, head left. Take the first right,
and follow the road all the way up to the end. When you've done that turn
right, and then go right again at the next chance you get. Right on the corner
is Cafe Robina, go in, and point your gun at the owner.

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12.Laundromat - Little Havana
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From the bridge leading from Starfish Island, go right. Take the first left,
then go right. Follow it to the end, and go left again Follow this road all the
way [WEST], and just after the furthers right turn, you will see the laundry on
the right. Go and get your cash from the store owner.

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13.Ryton Aide Pharmancy - Little Haiti
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Find the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray". From there head, well.... [NORTH] for 3 secs,
and you're at the Pharmancy! So rob it!

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14.Jewelery Store - Downtown
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Find the [NORTH] "Ammu-Nation". From there, head [WEST]. when you reach the end
of the street, turn left so that you are heading [SOUTH]. Follow the road all
the way down, and just as a big open space appears to your right, stop, now
check the walls on the left of the street, and you should see a shop that you
can enter, so go in it and get the owners cash.

_____________________________
15.Dispensary Plus - Downtown
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Find the [NORTH] "Ammu-Nation". From there, head [WEST]. when you reach the end
of the street, turn left so that you are heading [SOUTH]. Follow the road all
the way down, and around to the left when it turns. As soon as you turn the
corner stop! the store is on the right, and is pretty much the first thing you
will see once the road goes back straight from the bend.

That's All Stores Robbed!!!!

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6. Which Weapons To Use
=====================================================================

You can use all of the following weapons to rob stores:

Colt .45
Colt Python
Chrome Shotgun
Spaz Shotgun
Stubby Shotgun
Tec-9
Ingram Mac 10
Uzi 9mm
MP5

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7. Fun Stuff With Store Robbing
=====================================================================

So far theres only one thing in here, but if you know of anything else thats
wierd or cool to do with robbing stores, send me it and if its good, it'll be
sure to go in the guide.

Unfortunately, after sorting thru the 2000+ emails that i have recieved over
the last few months, I could not find the email from the sender of this tip, so
he cannot be credited. If you are reading this, email me again with the same
tip you gave me and I'll put it in the guide.

Oh well, ignnore that, the sender of this tip is LaZkid@aol.com, thanx!

1. Disappearing Pizza Man.
Go into the mall and hold up one of the guys that works at the pizza / food
stores at the east and west entrances of the mall. When you hold them up they
step backwards and if you keep them held for long enough, they will step so far
back that they will fall through the seemingly un-solid back part and fall
through blue hell, only to disappear!

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8. Copyright/Credits
=====================================================================

This document and all of its content is copyright of Psy (Simon Elliott).
All information in this document was written by Psy and all contributed
information will be credited. The only sites the guide is available on is
www.GameFAQs.com and my own sites. If you would like this guide on your site,
please Email me requesting permission to, and I will probably allow you to do
so, However, the guide must not be changed in any way.

Rockstar Games + Rockstar North - For producing this masterpiece!
Me (Psy) - For taking the time to write it.
Segosa - For providing info about the weapons.
GameFAQs - For hosting the guide.
LaZkid@aol.com - Trick in mall with food stall.

© 2003 Psy.

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5. Which Weapons To Use
=====================================================================

You can use all of the following weapons to rob stores:

Colt .45
Colt Python
Chrome Shotgun
Spas Shotgun
Stubby Shotgun
Tech-9
Ingram Mac 10
Uzi 9mm
MP5

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5.6
Unique Jumps:

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Unique Jumps Guide by me (Psy)
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                              CONTENTS

1.Version Updates
2.Introduction
3.Email Policy
4.Unique Jumps:
              A.East Island
              B.Prawn Island
              C.Starfish Island
              D.West Island
5.Screenshots Of The Unique Jump Locations
6.Where Can I Find A PCJ 600?
              A.East Island
              B.Prawn Island
              C.Starfish Island
              D.West Island
7.Vehicles To Use For Jumps
8.Vehicles Not To Use For Jumps
9.Common Problems
10.Copyright/Credits


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1. Version Updates
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February 7, 2003:  Quite a few updates, but its not finished yet.
                   I added where to land on the first 10 or so jumps, and I
                   also went through the trouble of taking a screenshot of
                   every UJ Location, so if you cant find one, the pic may
                   help.

                   You can find them lower in the guide.

                   More landing locations coming in the near future.

                   Oh yeah, and please realise, I can't tell you where a jump
                   is that you missed, and I found like every jump easy, so
                   there is no point emailing me saying I missed a jump, which
                   ones did you find hard?

January 7, 2003:   Small updates, just corrected some mistakes I made with the
                   guide, and added a small tip from DieselGT about the
                   "G-Spotlight" Jumps.

                   Just as a kinda reminder / tip, I cant help you find a jump
                   that you have missed, so its not much use for you, or me if
                   you IM me or Email me saying "I missed a jump, can you help"
                   because I cant, Rockstar should have numbered the jumps or
                   something, so it said "Unique Jump #23 Completed" and kept
                   track of it in the stats, but they didnt, so you'll have to
                   find it yourself. Sorry.

January 2, 2003:   Happy New Year Everyone.
                   Minor Updates, corrected some brady games numbers (thanx to
                   towelie aka matt).
                   Coming Soon, I'll also have landing locations, but i am
                   working with someone who is going to help me, and they are
                   not finished yet.
                   I Also added news of a Unique Jump Glitch in the Common
                   Problems Section, which Casey Vanhoose sent me a few weeks
                   ago, but i didnt really read it until now. I'm not 100% sure
                   Its True, But Read It And See For Yourself.

December 18, 2002: For the benefit of those with the Brady Games
                   Official Strategy Guide, i have included the
                   number of the jump in the guide next to each one
                   of my own numbered jumps, so it should be a bit
                   easier to follow, if you have the map.
                   Nothing else but that today :(

                   PLEASE TELL ME IF THE BRADY GAMES JUMP NUMBERS ARE
                   WRONG IN THIS GUIDE, AS I DONT HAVE THE GUIDE, SO I
                   CANT 100% CHECK THEY ARE RIGHT. Thanx.

December 15, 2002: Gamefaqs accepted it, yay!!! I added the PCJ
                   locations, cars to and to not use and some common
                   problems.

December 11, 2002: Finished LAST jump, started Where can i find a PCJ
                   section, and I'm still waiting for gamefaqs to
                   accept it, should do, now that its finished.

December 8, 2002:  Finished all jumps except the 3 on "G-Spotlight".
                   I cant add these because due to me starting a new
                   game, im not up to it yet, and so i can't give
                   100% correct directions. I'm also still waiting
                   to get the guide accepted.

December 5, 2002:  Added about 18 jumps, the jumps should be
                   complete in a few days, and then I'll work on
                   some of the extras that I'm going to add.

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2. Introduction
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I decided to write this guide because there isn't one on GameFAQs and the ones
people have in their main faq's are crap. No offence but you cant Complete
every jump with a 3 line sentence saying "behind a house is some stairs -
that's the jump". So I have tried to put the Guide in as much detail as
possible.

If you have any info, or techniques for jumps feel free to contact me, and if I
can find it useful, I will add it to the guide and credit the sender. I may
also include some other tricks involved with jumping.

There are 36 Unique Jumps scattered throughout Vice City, and they play a big
percentage of you're final 100%, so you might wanna do them ¦¬)

I strongly suggest you follow this guide from jump to jump, even if you have
already hit a jump, its much easier to do it again, than try to skip it. Most
of the jumps will follow onto the next one, so if you skip one, you might get
lost.

One other thing:
I STRONGLY SUGGEST THAT YOU USE A PCJ 600 FOR MOST OF THE JUMPS.

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3. Email Policy
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Feel free to ask me about anything to do with GTA:VC, I'll try my best to
answer all questions, because, even though im still playing through it (for the
3rd time) i think i know quite a lot about it. You could also email me about
any problems you are having with the guide, any errors, or anything else that
you see is wrong. If you have any better directions, or techniques for jumps,
feel free to send me them and I might put them in. Oh, and compliments are
permitted, as are constructive criticism, dont bother sending me shit like
Viruses tho, or you'll get much worse done back... Nuff said.

Thanx for reading it tho, and i hope it helps ya. I also hope you enjoy reading
it more than I did writing it, because it was a ****ing pain!

You can also Instant Messenger me on:

AIM - Psycopsy15
Yahoo - Psycopsy15
MSN - Psycopsy@hotmail.com

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4. Unique Jumps
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*NOTE*

I have done the jumps in order of how you could complete them, e.g. you start
on the East Island, so I have started there. However, a number of people have
used the Brady guide which starts on the West Island, so I included their
location next to my Jump Numbers (thats why they start on jump 34).

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A. East Island
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Unique Jump 1 (Brady Games Unique Jump 34)
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From Ammu-Nation head [SOUTH]. When you reach the end and are facing water turn
right, you should now be heading [NORTH WEST]. A short way along you will
notice that the ground has changed colour to yellow and you may now see the
docks. So drive down to there. You will see 2 gates leading to the piers, but
only one opens, and that's once you beat the first batch of Colonel Cortez's
missions.

Enter the most Northern Gate (if you can) and reach the middle of the pier.You
will see a ramp. You're aim is to hit this ramp and jump across the water to
the next pier. Reverse as far back as possible then speed for the jump which
leads [SOUTH]. You should make it quite easily if you are in a fast car.

As soon as you land dont stop, if you are facing [SOUTH] still, keep hard on
the gas and hit the next ramp for the next jump. To help with the jump you
sometimes find a PCJ 600 parked on the walkway in between the two gates.

Where To Land:

Well, considering the jump, you can only really land in 1 place, so clear the
water and land on the next platform, preferably in the middle, so that you dont
die. Landing straight will also make the 2nd jump MUCH easier.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump1.JPG

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Unique Jump 2 (Brady Games Unique Jump 35)
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Follow the above instructions for [JUMP 1], and as soon as you land keep hard
on the gas, you will have to hit another gap, which is bigger than the one you
just cleared. You should manage to make it easily though. This is the Unique
Jump. Once you land this, try to stop. To get back to land there is one more
jump heading [EAST], however this is not a unique jump.

Where To Land:

Just like jump 1, you can only land in 1 place, so jump straight across and
land on the next platform. You will probably need speed from jump 1, so after
you land jump 1, keep hard on the gas, and hit the jump.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump2.JPG

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Unique Jump 3 (Brady Games Unique Jump 32)
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From Ammu-Nation head [NORTH], take the second right and once there you will
see a large white parking lot type thing on you're right. If you turn in here
you will see the stairway that you are jumping from. You are jumping [SOUTH].
Luckily, there is an alley in between some houses north of the jump, so reverse
up there and speed to the stairs.

You have to clear the first rooftop and land on the second, pink roof. You will
have to use this jump in the mission PCJ Playground, so its a good idea to get
used to jumping it. To help with the jumps, you sometimes find a PCJ 600 parked
in a corner of the lot.

Where To Land:

After you hit the stairs you should be jumping the only way you can, so hit it,
and land ANYWHERE on the pink roof.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump3.JPG

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Unique Jump 4 (Brady Games Unique Jump 33)
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Follow the above steps for [JUMP 3], but as soon as you land on the Pink
rooftop you will be facing, or near to a vent in the roof. You have to hit this
vent and jump to the next roof. The best way to do it is hit [JUMP 3] slightly
to the left then you will land almost perfectly online with the jump. Just
clear the road, and make contact with the roof opposite to clear the jump.

Where To Land:

This is quite tricky to pull off, but if you hit the first stair jump right,
and land on the pink roof, all you have to do is hit the pink ramp and hit the
wall opposite in the part of wall that goes in. you can also land on the roof.

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  Hit Wall Here

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump4.JPG

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Unique Jump 5 (Brady Games Unique Jump 31)
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From you're hotel face [SOUTH] and make the first right, make a right when you
reach the end of this street and a short way on the left you will see an
opening. Head along here and turn right, into the multi storey car park. Follow
it up to the roof, then position yourself in the [NORTH WEST] Corner but facing
[SOUTH].

Speed at the stone jump and you should easily clear the street and make it to
the top of the next rooftop to pass this jump. If you want to keep you're car,
I suggest slamming both the handbrake and normal brakes as you land, because
you're momentum will take you off the roof.

Where To Land:

Hit the stone ramp head on, and all you have to do is land on the big rooftop
opposite. If you have enough speed, you cant really miss it.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump5.JPG

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Unique Jump 6 (Brady Games Unique Jump 30)
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From you're hotel, facing [SOUTH], make a right, then as soon as you see it,
make a right into the alley. Speed along this alley heading [NORTH] and when
you reach the end of this section you will see a small wooden box which you
will jump from.

Where To Land:

Hit the jump neading North, and land in the alley opposite, you need to jump
quite far, but if you use the longest run up possible, you should easily do it.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump6.JPG

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Unique Jump 7 (Brady Games Unique Jump 27)
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If you followed the guide so far and hit [JUMP 6], you will be on a rooftop.
Jump down into the alley and head along it to the [NORTH]. When you reach the
road you will see another wooden box which this jump is from.

Head along to the [NORTH], and when you think you are far enough along, turn,
facing [SOUTH], and hit the jump with some power. This time however, you are
not aiming for the rooftop opposite, you're aiming for the Alley. Try to jump
past the wooden pole on the right and that usually does the job well enough.

If you tap the wall on the right a second before hitting the jump it will
position you so that you are ready to jump straight. I suggest using a PCJ 600
for this jump.

Where To Land:

Hit the jump neading South, and land in the alley opposite, you need to jump
quite far, getting level with the wooden post will register it, and if you use
the longest run up possible, you should easily do it.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump7.JPG

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Unique Jump 8 (Brady Games Unique Jump 26)
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After [JUMP 7] make a 180, and head back up the alley [NORTH]. eventually you
will reach another road, and across it will be another alley. to the left of
this alley, from you're perspective is a stairway. You guessed it, this is
where you are jumping from. I suggest heading along the alley across the road
[NORTH] to the next road, then turn around and hit the jump heading [SOUTH].

You have to land on the rooftop slightly to the right, which shouldn't be too
hard if you've got the hang of jumping and you are using the PCJ 600, like a
good boy... or girl.

To hit this jump well, follow the black track in the middle of the alley, and
just as you hit the staircase tap right which should point you in the right
direction for this one.

Where To Land:

Hit the stairs, and jump straight, and if you have enough speed it should
register. Try to keep to the left of the rooftop, and if you can clear the
roof, it will definitely register.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump8.JPG

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Unique Jump 9 (Brady Games Unique Jump 24)
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After [JUMP 8], get back into the alley, and head [NORTH] once again. Keep
going along until you see not one, but two stairways! (I know what you're
thinking TWO STAIRWAYS!!!, but yes, i guess Rockstar North wanted to make this
the best game ever :p) the one you are hitting here is the one on the right.

If you look carefully you are actually jumping [WEST] this time, so you should
be able to tell that you will need a big run up. Go [EAST] and towards the
beach, and when you get there make a 180 and hit the jump hard. You have to hit
the wall of the police building for this to count, not the tree as many
people's attempts end up.

I have also just worked out that landing on the grass past the tree causes this
jump to be passed too. It is quite tricky, but once you know what you are
doing, its all about whether you can hit the jump right. I suggest using a PCJ
600 for this jump.

*If I Can Work Out A Better Technique I'll Post It*

Where To Land:

This is one of the hardest jumps on the game, so follow the above instructions
so that you are ready to hit the jump.... More coming soon.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump9.JPG

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Unique Jump 10 (Brady Games Unique Jump 25)
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From [JUMP 9] you will remember 2 stairways. Well, this time you are
jumping from the opposite stairway to the one you just jumped. Head back into
the alley and go [NORTH] then turn around and hit the stairs on the right.

You're aim is to land on the roof opposite. You may have to tap right just as
you hit the stairs to jump in the right direction. I suggest using a PCJ 600
for this jump.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump10.JPG

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Submitted Tip, By J.S.
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I did use a PCJ-600.  However, I couldn't just go to the northern end of the
alley. There wasn't enough room to get the speed I needed, so I went farther
north. I ended up in the street in between the hotel where the bike to start
the "PCJ Playground" mission is and the ramp that is Unique Stunt #16 in your
guide. I may have been farther north, but you get the idea. I sped along the
street south and approached Unique Stunt #11 in your guide, the wooden ramp.
Then, I went just to the left of it to end up in the alley. This was kind of
tricky because of the curb you have to go over, but I was able to do it fairly
easily. Now, I'm in the alley with a good deal more speed than on previous
tries. I hit the stairs and boom! I flew quite a bit farther than ever. I
cleared the electric pole and a portion of the roof, but I landed in the alley.
However, I did make the Unique Stunt.
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Unique Jump 11 (Brady Games Unique Jump 23)
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If you follow the alley from [JUMP 9+10] to the [NORTH], as you exit, you will
see a wooden ramp on the left. You guessed it, that's where you're jumping
from. Follow the long road [NORTH] to the Malibu, then make a 180, and burn
along the road.

Just before the last lamp post, make a slight left, onto the pavement, and
possibly on the grass, then hit the wooden ramp. Clearing the first roof should
do it. This can be done in any fast car, but you might as well use a PCJ 600.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump11.JPG

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Unique Jump 12 (Brady Games Unique Jump 29)
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From Ammu-Nation head [NORTH], take the third right and on the left you will
see the Washington Mall. Drive along this road then turn left at the end.
Follow this road along and halfway you will see a Spiral Parking lot to you're
left. Cut across the grass and head up and around to the top of the parking
lot. Once you get to the top head to the right, follow the arrows, and go up at
the other side.

Go towards the next ramp that takes you down, but stop at the top of it.
Position yourself online with the arrow on the opposite ramp and speed towards
it. You are now facing [EAST].

You should jump over the small wall, and land on the rooftop opposite. Once you
land stop still, and drive over the stairs and stop.... BTW, you should be
using a PCJ 600, but a fast sports car works well enough.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump12.JPG

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Unique Jump 13 (Brady Games Unique Jump 28)
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Follow the instructions from [JUMP 12] and once you go over the stairs stop. To
the left you will see 3 Vents, you are going to jump from the one in the middle
of the three, or from where you are, the one at the top left corner.

Hit this jump and land on or make contact with the roof of the building
opposite to register this one.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump13.JPG

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Unique Jump 14 (Brady Games Unique Jump 22)
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Find the store "Bunch Of Tools" which is over the bridge from the main island.
Once you are here, head back over the bridge which leads [EAST] and you will
see the police station. Go around the back of the station and head towards
"Bunch Of Tools" again, but this time you will come to a stone jump.

Reverse back and hit the jump. You will clear the river and that's the jump
complete.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump.JPG

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Unique Jump 15 (Brady Games Unique Jump 21)
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Find the store "Bunch Of Tools" which is over the bridge from the main island.
Once here, face the store and turn [EAST]. You will see a pile of sand and a
hole in the fence where you must jump from. Head towards Starfish Island and
then make a 180 and speed along the road.

Make a right just before the bridge and you should hit the sand and clear the
river, which is pretty much all the jump requires. This jump can be completed
in almost any car.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump15.JPG

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Unique Jump 16 (Brady Games Unique Jump 19)
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Find the store "Bunch Of Tools" which is over the bridge from the main island.
Head across the bridge to the [EAST], and when you reach the police station
head [NORTH] to the Malibu. Turn around so that you are facing [SOUTH] and get
onto the grass on the right hand side.

Speed along the grass keeping roughly in the middle of it and hit the stone
jump to clear the bridge and register this jump. Try not to hit any trees.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump16.JPG

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Unique Jump 17 (Brady Games Unique Jump 18)
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Find the store "Bunch Of Tools" which is over the bridge from the main island.
Head across the bridge to the [EAST], and when you reach the police station
head [NORTH] to the Malibu. When you are facing the Malibu, directly [WEST]will
be a stone jump, you've gotta hit this and clear the river.

This may not look to hard, but this is actually one of the widest parts of the
river.Drive into the undercover section of the Malibu, you know, the bit next
to the steps. When you are parked under there at the bottom of the steps you
will see a gap in the wall directly [EAST], so drive in there and turn around.

Reverse as far back as you can, then speed out of there, make a left and hit
the ramp as close the the Right side of it as you can (this will help to keep
you straight). Be aware, the ramp causes you to lose large amounts of speed
unless you hit it perfectly, and I'm not sure what perfect is.

This is one of the hardest jumps to pull off, and you may end up dying multiple
times before you complete it, so make a save game before you attempt it, unless
you dont care. I find this jump is easiest on a PCJ 600, Banshee and Infernus.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump17.JPG

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Unique Jump 18 (Brady Games Unique Jump 20)
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YOU NEED A BIKE FOR THIS ONE!!!

Find the store "Bunch Of Tools" which is over the bridge from the main island
you should be on a PCJ 600. Head [NORTH] and go into the construction site.
Work you're way up to the top by following the wooden planks which are kinda to
the far right of the site. After you have gone up for the 3rd time you will be
facing [SOUTH].

Directly to your right is a girder. I think you see where this is going, you
have to drive along this girder fast and pull a wheelie just before you leave
the girder. You should make it over the road and hit the side of the building
opposite. That's that one done.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump18.JPG

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B. Prawn Island
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Unique Jump 19 (Brady Games Unique Jump 36)
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Get to the [NORTH] Pay And Spray. Head [NORTH] along the road, and when you get
it the junction, go slightly left but keep going [NORTH]. When you reach the
end of this street turn right then make the first left and head around to the
left and over the bridge.

Pretty much as soon as you get over the bridge you will see a ramp to you're
left. Take that small jump, then use the vents to get you across onto the next
roof.

From here you will see the main jump, which will take you into the Movie
Studio, so reverse as far back as possible, and then speed for the jump. You
have to clear the road and hit the roof of the building inside the walls of the
movie studio. That's this jump completed.

That's also all of the jumps you can possibly do without cheating, or doing the
missions to unlock the rest. So do the missions to unlock the next group of
islands where you can get the rest of the jumps.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump19.JPG

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C. Starfish Island
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Unique Jump 20 (Brady Games Missed This Jump - Unique Jump 17)
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YOU NEED A BIKE FOR THIS ONE!!!

Facing [NORTH] out of the drive way of Diaz's / Vercetti's Mansion make a left
and head along to the [WEST]. Take the first and only right, and follow it to
the end.

Once you reach the end, facing [NORTH], you will see a small alley to the
right, it is in between an orange and white wall. Follow this alley along and
when you can, turn right. Go into the garden, and as soon as you can, turn
right, go passed the garage, and just after it, you will see an opening in a
fence.

Go through there and make a 180. You are now aiming for the steps on the front
of the house. Hit them with some speed and clear the garden on the other side
of the wall. It still counts if you smash into the hedge, but be a real man and
jump over the garden! The jump will be in an [EAST] direction.

Thats the one and only jump on Starfish Island, and well hidden, if I must say
so myself. On to The West Island.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump20.JPG

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D. West Island
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Unique Jump 21 (Brady Games Unique Jump 10)
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From "Screw This" Facing [EAST] head along to the end of the road (Heading
[EAST] Obviously). Make a right here and follow the road along. Take the first
right you come to, which is quite a long way along, and follow the road up to
the [WEST]. When you get on the road where there are fences either side, follow
it along and around until you reach the main terminal of the airport.

Just as you reach this, you will definitely see a surf sign on the right hand
side. The jump is inside that. If you examine this jump you will see a small
wooden ramp at the bottom of it, and towards the top of the ramp is a little
ramp.

Get a fast car and head into the airfield located [NORTH] of the jump. Go as
far in as you think you need to be, then make a 180 and head for the ramp. Keep
to the right of the surf jump at first, until you pass the small wooden board
at the bottom, then try to hit the left of the main ramp at the top. This will
launch you onto the top of the airport and also register this jump for you.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump21.JPG

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Unique Jump 22 (Brady Games Unique Jump 9)
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From "Screw This" Facing [EAST] head along to the end of the road (Heading
[EAST] Obviously). Make a right here and follow the road along. Take the first
right you come to, which is quite a long way along, and follow the road up to
the [WEST]. When you get on the road where there are fences either side, follow
it along and around until you reach the main terminal of the airport.

Just before you pass the Surf sign on the right, is a parking lot on the left,
well... its more of an airfield than a parking lot, but anyway, go in here.
There are a number of jumps for you to complete here, but i will start from the
ones closest to the entrance.

As soon as you enter the Airfield, go to the left, and go alongside the hangar,
keep heading along to the [SOUTH] and just after the yellow ramps, you'll see a
portable staircase on the left. The jump is from this.

Line yourself up with the stairs and reverse back as far as you think you need,
but i suggest going quite far as its quite a big gap that you are making. Just
looking at the position of the ramp its easy to see where you are jumping the
lower roof of the building opposite. Hit the jump with some speed going
[NORTH EAST] and make it to the roof to register this one.

You HAVE TO MAKE IT ONTO THE ROOF perfectly for it to count, in otherwords, you
cant clip the wall, or corner.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump22.JPG

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Unique Jump 23 (Brady Games Unique Jump 11)
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From "Screw This" Facing [EAST] head along to the end of the road(Heading
[EAST] Obviously). Make a right here and follow the road along. Take the first
right you come to, which is quite a long way along, and follow the road up to
the [WEST].

When you get on the road where there are fences either side, follow it along
and around until you reach the main terminal of the airport. Just before you
pass the Surf sign on the right, is a parking lot on the left, well... its more
of an airfield than a parking lot, but anyway, go in here. As soon as you enter
the airfield, head to the left and follow the hangar, and ramps up, until you
reach a [NORTH-EAST / SOUTH-WEST] runway.

There will be 2 ramps sticking up, which i presume are for the planes to take
off from, but anyway, you're jump is from the one on the left.

Head most of the way down the runway and turn around. Keep hard on the gas and
hit the left ramp. It will launch you over the fence and onto the road. This is
a pretty far jump, and the camera angle makes it look so cool... unless its
just me, but this is a pretty easy jump.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump23.JPG

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Unique Jump 24 (Brady Games Unique Jump 12)
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From "Screw This" Facing [EAST] head along to the end of the road (Heading
[EAST] Obviously). Make a right here and follow the road along. Take the first
right you come to, which is quite a long way along, and follow the road up to
the [WEST]. When you get on the road where there are fences either side, follow
it along and around until you reach the main terminal of the airport.

Just before you pass the Surf sign on the right, is a parking lot on the left,
well... its more of an airfield than a parking lot, but anyway, go in here.

Once you get in, go straight ahead, and just after you pass the plane, you will
see a stairway on the right. Line yourself up with it, and then reverse back as
far as you can go. Burn along the road and hit the jump. Hopefully you can
clear the tunnel used to get people on the plane and register this jump.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump24.JPG

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Unique Jump 25 (Brady Games Unique Jump 13)
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Head back into the Airfield, if you left it, and follow the same instructions
as [JUMP 24], but just after you go under the plane, keep going for a bit, then
turn right. Drive forward a bit, and around that area you should see another
staircase.

Like the previous jump, go back quite a way, then head for the jump and try to
clear the tunnel, although smashing into the side of it seems to work well
enough...

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump25.JPG

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Unique Jump 26 (Brady Games Unique Jump 14)
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After [JUMP 25] go [WEST] and get onto the first [NORTH / SOUTH] runway. Head
[SOUTH] for a little while, and you will see another stairway to your left and
this is where you are jumping from.

Go back a little way, then speed for the jump, you have to clear or hit the
tunnel again, but this time you will probably land on a smaller side tunnel. If
you are using one, you may flip you're car on this jump, so be careful when
choosing what car to use.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump26.JPG

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Unique Jump 27 (Brady Games Unique Jump 15)
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This next jump is located around the radar in the center of the Airfield. To
get there you can get on any runway, and follow it to the [SOUTH] or
[SOUTH WEST].

Now, if you drive around the red radar you will see a yellow sign
to the [NORTH EAST] of the radar. This jump is laeding from there, and you have
to clear the top corner of the lower section of the radar. It will take a few
tries to get right, but once you get the angle, you should be able to jump this
with no problem. The jump wont register if you hit the roof.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump27.JPG

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Unique Jump 28 (Brady Games Unique Jump 16)
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Follow the instructions to [JUMP 27] but this time the jump you are aiming for
is the steps situated at the [SOUTH WEST] of the radar. Once you find the
steps, go back and get a long run up, then hit the steps and you should be able
to jump cleanly.

You dont have to jump over the Radar, you just have to jump quite far, over the
grass. You dont particularly have to clear the grass, but jump at least past
the end of the radar.

Thats the airport complete, so head back to "Screw This".

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump28.JPG

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Unique Jump 29 (Brady Games Unique Jump 8)
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Directly [NORTH] of "Screw This" is a road, follow it along, and as soon as you
can, make the first left and follow the road to the [WEST]. Take the first
right again, when you come to it and go [NORTH]. A little way along you will
see some garages to your right, keep going past these, but just after the next
wall and before the yellow building with "Parking" written on the side, there
is an alley, go down here and turn right.

You will now see a ramp leading to the rooftop. follow it up and you will see a
small vent on the roof. Speed and hit this ramp, and it will launch you to the
next roof. Try and hit the ramp going almost perfectly [SOUTH] and as soon as
you land, keep hard on the gas, and you will drop down onto another ramp, this
is the ramp that you take the jump from, so you have to hit it hard, otherwise
you wont have enough speed to clear the roof.

If you were going fast enough you will drop down, clip the ramp and get the
slow motion camera. Then you should definitely make it to the next roof.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump29.JPG

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Unique Jump 30 (Brady Games Unique Jump 7)
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Get to the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" and face out of the garage. Turn right and
head along the road to the [SOUTH]. Take the first right and then go right
again on the road at the first oppertunity. A little way along you will see a
street to the left.

Head up this street and when you get to the top, make a 180 so that you are
facing [EAST]. Speed along this road, and just before you reach then end, go
slightly to the left and you will see a ramp, hit this ramp, and you're aim is
to hit the side, or roof of the "Pay & Spray" while you are in the air. Its
much easier on a bike.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump30.JPG

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Unique Jump 31  (Brady Games Unique Jump 6)
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Get to the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" and face out of the garage. Turn right and
head along the road to the [SOUTH]. Take the first right and then go right
again on the road at the first oppertunity. Keep going along this street, then
take the second left.

Just a very small way up you will see a ramp on the right, this is the jump, so
get a fast car or a bike, and follow the allery along. Get some speed and hit
this ramp, you're target is to clear the bus on the other side of the road, but
im not sure how far you have to get after it. Usually clearing the end of the
houses does it.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump31.JPG

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Unique Jump 32 (Brady Games Unique Jump 5)
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From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" head [NORTH]. Take the third left. Follow this
street up, and after the first left turn, and a little way up will be an alley
to the left. In this alley you will see some wooden ramps, so go across the
street and reverse back into the space between the buildings and hit the jump
which is going [SOUTH].

The idea of the jump is to basically smash into the sign which is on the roof
that you will get to, but if you are good, you'll clear it. Thats this jump
finished, and if you are following the guide, you only have a few more to go!

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump32.JPG

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Unique Jump 33 (Brady Games Unique Jump 2)
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From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" follow the road [NORTH] all the way to the end.
Keep on the left side of the road and eventually, before you reach Ammu-Nation,
there will be a set of stairs to the right. The jumps is from here and you have
to land on the roof of Ammu-Nation.
You can only get up the stairs on a bike, so thats what you're gonna have to
use. This jump is very easy to make.

The next 3 and Final 3 jumps can only be done when on, or after you have
completed the mission "G-Spotlight" for the Movie Studio. So i suggest you get
on with the missions and unlock this, so that you can finish the jumps.

Screenshot of jump:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump33.JPG

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WARNING:

These jumps cannot be done until you are on, or have beaten "G-Spotlight" for
the Movie Studio. You will most likely do these jumps on the mission, but if
you miss one, read below to find them.
******************************

Please note that, if you have already completed the G-spotlight mission, you
can skip right past the other, non-unique jumps by using the staircases next
to the dirtbike track and just north of the Greasy Chopper.

Thanx to DieselGT for the above info which might make it quicker for you to
see if you have done a jump before.

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Unique Jump 34 (Brady Games Unique Jump 4)
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YOU MUST USE A PCJ 600 FOR THESE NEXT 3 JUMPS!!!

From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" follow the road along to the [NORTH] and when
you reach it, take the first Right. After you turn down here, follow the road
along, and head around to the left. A little way along when you are heading
[NORTH] again, there will be a street on the left. Ignore this, and follow the
road along, just after the next building will be a large space, and directly
left and next to the building is a stairway. Follow it up to the top and around
to the left. When you get there, you will see some windows on the left, find an
open door and enter through here. Slightly to the right, you will see an open
elavator, go in here and you will be warped up to the highest point you can go
in a road vehicle. Once you reach the top floor, make a 180 and head to the
back wall, then head along to the left. Turn left again, and you will be facing
2 glass windows. Believe it or not, this is the jump. You have to exit the
building through one of the windows, and land in the tunnel type thing
opposite. Its pretty much the only thing you'll hit if you leave the building
correctly.

Screenshot of jump:

COMING SOON

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Unique Jump 35 (Brady Games Unique Jump 1)
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Follow the EXACT locations for [JUMP 34].
After you land in the tunnel type thing, go to the end of this corridor and
jump off to the left at the end. You will land on another roof just below where
you were. Next, jump off the side where there is no wall, and you will land on
another roof. this time there is a large ramp at one end. Get some speed, but
not TOP speed, and hit this jump. You will land on the roof of the hospital.
Head around to the left and once you get as far as you can along, turn right
where you will see a ramp. Go as far back from the ramp as you can, and SPEED
for the jump, pull a wheelie just as you hit it, and you should make it to the
next roof, which is all the jump requires, although if you hit it wrong, you
have got a long way to go to attempt it again.

Screenshot of jump:

COMING SOON

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Unique Jump 36 (Brady Games Unique Jump 3)
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There are 2 ways to do this jump.
Follow the EXACT locations for [JUMP 35]. After you land on the roof next to
the hospital, head up the steps and hit the ramp which leads to the next roof.
it goes [NORTH]. Once you reach that, go back quite far, and hit the next gap
over to the coming jump. Launch from this heading [EAST]. Once you land on the
next roof, head along to the end, and go back, to hit the ramp heading [NORTH].
Hit the next jump going [EAST] again, and land on the roof... I bet you're
getting bored of this by now, but dont worry, theres only a few left.

*YOU NOW UNLOCKED THE STEPS... see why this is good soon*
If you fall from the jump, you can go back up these stairs, instead of from the
start.

Work you're way up the stairs and get to the next jump. Go back from the
ramp before you hit it, because with such a short run up, its hard to do. After
this hit the next jump. Then the next one, and again. You cant really miss the
jumps, because they are the only ramps on the roof, so just hit them straight
ahead. Follow all the jumps along, and around and when you reach the roof that
is very long (and i mean very) get a good run up, hit the ramp, and launch over
to the next roof, to beat the last jump (if you followed the guide).

Alternatively, if you beat "G-Spotlight" without gettin the jumps, head up the
steps which you will have unlocked (follow the directions above) and then
follow the roof around. Its shorter than doing the whole thing.

Screenshot of jump:

COMING SOON

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5. Screenshots Of The Unique Jump Locations
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These are numbered according to the number the jumps are in my guide.

All of the screenshots were taken by me, and I do not wish to see them on any
other sites apart from my own.

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Unique Jump 1:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump1.JPG

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Unique Jump 2:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump2.JPG

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Unique Jump 3:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump3.JPG

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Unique Jump 4:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump4.JPG

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Unique Jump 5:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump5.JPG

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Unique Jump 6:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump6.JPG

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Unique Jump 7:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump7.JPG

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Unique Jump 8:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump8.JPG

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Unique Jump 9:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump9.JPG

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Unique Jump 10:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump10.JPG

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Unique Jump 11:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump11.JPG

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Unique Jump 12:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump12.JPG

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Unique Jump 13:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump13.JPG

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Unique Jump 14:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump14.JPG

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Unique Jump 15:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump15.JPG

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Unique Jump 16:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump16.JPG

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Unique Jump 17:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump17.JPG

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Unique Jump 18:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump18.JPG

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Unique Jump 19:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump19.JPG

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Unique Jump 20:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump20.JPG

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Unique Jump 21:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump21.JPG

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Unique Jump 22:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump22.JPG

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Unique Jump 23:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump23.JPG

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Unique Jump 24:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump24.JPG

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Unique Jump 25:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump25.JPG

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Unique Jump 26:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump26.JPG

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Unique Jump 27:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump27.JPG

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Unique Jump 28:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump28.JPG

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Unique Jump 29:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump29.JPG

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Unique Jump 30:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump30.JPG

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Unique Jump 31:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump31.JPG

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Unique Jump 32:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump32.JPG

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Unique Jump 33:

http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/uniquejump33.JPG

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Unique Jump 34:

COMING SOON

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Unique Jump 35:

COMING SOON

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Unique Jump 36:

COMING SOON

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6. "Where Can I Find A PCJ 600?"
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There are a few fixed locations of the PCJ 600 Superbike, and a whole lot of
random ones, but here is where you might be to find one to help you beat the
jumps. Driving a bike REALLY helps to make other bikes spawn, so if you are
looking for one on the road, u have more chance of finding one on ANY bike,
than in any other vehicle.

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A Special Note:
***************

On one of the Assassination Missions "Autocide" you can get a White PCJ 600,
which is you're only chance on the whole game to get one, so i suggest you grab
it.

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A. East Island
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*FIXED LOCATION*
From Ammu-Nation head [SOUTH]. When you reach the end and are facing water turn
right, you should now be heading [NORTH WEST]. A short way along you will
notice that the ground has changed colour to yellow and you may now see the
docks. So drive down to there. You will see 2 gates leading to the piers, but
only one opens, and that's once you beat the first batch of Colonel Cortez's
missions. Along side the railings in the centre of the two gates will be the
bike, if its not there, drive away, and come back a few times and it should
have appeared.

*FIXED LOCATION*
From Ammu-Nation head [NORTH], take the second right and once there you will
see a large white parking lot type thing on you're right. If you turn in here
and go right as soon as you get in there may be a PCJ 600 parked there. As
usual, if its not there, go away and come back, and it should spawn.

*FIXED LOCATION*
From Ocean View Hotel head [NORTH] all the way to the end. you will then be at
a hotel type building, follow it around to the left, and in the last possible
turn before you reach the road will be a PCJ 600, the only problem is, when you
get on this bike you have to start the mission "PCJ Playground" but you can
just skip it if you want. The bike is almost always there, but if not, go away
then go back.

*RANDOM LOCATIONS*
The PCJ can spawn on practically EVERY road, or in every parking space, so keep
an eye out for one, but some of the other places where the bike may randomly
spawn are:

The Multi-Storey Car Park - West Of Hotel
The Multi-Storey Car Park - Next To North Point Mall
Thats the best places to go randomly for one.

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B. Prawn Island
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*RANDOM LOCATIONS*
Completely random, maybe one will drive past, quite a few bikes hand around at
the [WEST] side of the island, but it may be on the West Island side of the
loading screen.

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C. Starfish Island
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*RANDOM LOCATIONS*
Completely random. There is more chance of one driving past heading from East
Island to West, or West Island to East.

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D. West Island
*********************************************************************

*FIXED LOCATION*
From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" follow the road along to the [NORTH] and when
you reach it, take the first Right. After you turn down here, follow the road
along, and halfway along you may or may not notice a building with glass
windows on the left, it is exactly opposite Big Mitch Bakers club. If you smash
the Right window there is occassionally a PCJ 600 in there. Like normal, if its
not there, go around the block or something.

*RANDOM LOCATIONS*
Pretty much everywhere. More chance of seeing one on the long main road which
is at the [EAST] of the island, or on the road the leads to Prawn Island.


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       `..     `.___ /       ___`.'
         _`_ .      `      .'\\__
       .'---`.`.          / .'---`.
      /.'  _`.\_\        / /.'\\ `.\
      ||  <__||_|PCJ  600| ||  ~  ||
      \`.___.'/ /________\ \`.___.'/
       `.___.'              `.___.'

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7. Vehicles To Use For Jumps
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Depending on how you drive them, you can use almost any vehicle for any jump,
within reason, sorry, but you're not gonna do ANYTHING in a Caddy :P

Here are some vehicles that make the jumps a lot easier to do:

Infernus
Cheetah
Banshee
PCJ 600
Taxi + All Types Of Taxi (With Jump Feature After 100 Drop-Offs)
Sanchez
Comet

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8. Vehicles Not To Use For Jumps
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While there are some good vehicles to use for jumps, and many jumps can be
completed in quite a few different vehicles, here are some that you shouldn't
even attempt a jump in:

Caddy
Faggio
Pizza Boy
Big Trucks such as Flatbed or Barracks OL
Baggage Handler

Feel free to try them in those vehicles, but make sure you have some witnesses
to watch you're stupidity, and you make a fool out of yourself. Enjoy ;)

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9. Common Problems
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*Problem*
I have hit a jump perfectly and landed where you said, but I did not get
confirmation of passing it. I'm positive i performed the jump perfectly and the
slow motion camera came on, whats wrong?

*Solution*
The possible problems here are as follows:
* You have already done the jump without realising it, and you wont get credit
again.
* You didnt hit the jump from the right place, or you didnt land in the right
place, a few meters can make a difference.
* You have some sort of glitch that I am unaware of which wont let a Unique
Jump register, but as far as i know, there is no such glitch.

Here is an email i was sent a few weeks ago, which i just got back to checking,
and it may help some people.

There is a UNIQUE JUMP GLITCH that will prevent you from getting a 100%
complete game. After the PURPLE NINES GLITCH in GTA 3 you would think Rockstar
might consider beta testing a game before it's release. But I guess that would
make too much sense.

The Unique Jump Glitch works like this - When you attempt a Unique Jump the
game goes to a cut scene, which is in slow motion. Upon landing the jump,
several things happen in a split second. First, the game gives you a Insane
Stunt bonus. Then the game gives you a Unique Jump bonus. Next the game goes
back to real time.

In theory that's how it's supposed to work. In reality however, there is a
problem. There are five Unique Jumps that require you to hit something shortly
after you land. This can cause the game to revert to real time BEFORE you are
given credit for making a Unique Jump.

Unfortunately, it seems the game now counts you as having made a Unique Jump
even though you didn't get credit.

If you have successfully landed a jump 20-30 times and have not been given
credit. Start a new game and attempt the jump again, if you get credit in the
new game, congratulations, you have the glitch.

My original save file was ruined by the glitch and is still stuck at 94%
complete. I had to start a new game to get 100%. In an attempt to defeat the
glitch I have attempted one jump in my original game well over 200 times. I
have tried every car, motorcycle, tank or truck in the game and still can not
get credit for a Unique Jump. I can start a new game and get credit EVERY
SINGLE TIME I make that jump.

Thanx to Casey Vanhoose.

I Cant Guarrentee what he says is 100% true, but it could well be.

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10. Copyright/Credits
=====================================================================

This document and all of its content is copyright of Psy (Simon Elliott).
All information in this document was written by Psy and all contributed
information will be credited. The only sites the guide is available on is
www.GameFAQs.com and my own sites. If you would like this guide on you're site,
please Email me requesting permission to, and I will probably allow you to do
so, However, the guide must not be changed in any way.

Rockstar Games + Rockstar North - For producing this masterpiece!
Me (Psy) - For taking the time to write it.
Perfect Hitman - For inspiring me to write it.
GameFAQs - For hosting the guide.
Casey Vanhoose - For kind words about the guide + some info.
Emil Pettersson - For kind words about the guide + some info.
Nobody - For kind words about the guide + some info.
Derrick99 - For kind words about the guide + some info.
Casey Vanhoose - About the possible glitch.
Towelie - Correcting Brady Games Jump Numbers.
DieselGT - Info about Stairway for G-Spotlight Jumps.

© 2003 Psy.

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5.7
Rampages:

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HUGE HUGE HUGE THANX TO qwertyuiopasd FOR LETTING ME USE HIS GUIDE FOR THIS
SECTION!!!

Here is his actual guide:

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I. VERSION UPDATES
11/11/02 - FAQ Written

11/12/02 - Strategies added, tips section added. Rampage #21 alternate
location added.

11/14/02 - 2 new glitches added, old glitch changed, some rampages
slightly changed.

11/17/02 - User Tips added, alternate ways to #3 and #8 added.

11/30/02 - New update, glitches changed, solution to #10 added.

12/18/02 - More tips added, new e-mail. (Sorry I haven't been responding
to e-mails, I recently got rid of my old e-mail address. The new one has
been put on this FAQ.)

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II. Frequently Asked Questions

What is a Rampage?
- A rampage is an icon you pick up, and you get infinite ammo for a
weapon and have to kill a certain amount of gang members in a certain
amount of time. You may also have to destroy vehicles.

How many rampages are there?
- There are 35 rampages in Vice City.

What happens if I fail a rampage?
- Just go back to where you found the icon and try again.

What is the significance of a rampage?
- All 35 are needed to 100% complete the game.

I found an error in your FAQ.
- E-mail me at schistmail@comcast.net, you will be given credit if I do
what you said.


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III. THE RAMPAGE LOCATIONS

Below I listed all 35 Rampage Locations and strategies on how to
complete them. More details will come in my next update.

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1. Kill 30 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with Molotov Cocktails

Location - From the Ocean View Hotel, head south. Keep an eye out on the
left side for a driveway leading towards the lighthouse. Go down that
driveway, and the rampage should be near some bushes.

Molotov Cocktail rampages are tricky, because you can easily set
yourself on fire. The best thing to do for this rampage is to keep your
distance. Throw the Molotov's at packs of gangs, and throw it further by
holding circle down longer. If the gang members come after you, run away
so you have enough distance to throw a Molotov at them. If it looks like
you threw it too close, quickly hit square and jump away before it
explodes. For this rampage, if you get it in location one, try going up
the steps on the lighthouse and throwing it from there. It makes it
safer for you.

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2. Runover and Kill 30 Gang Members in 2 Minutes

Location - Head down to Ocean Beach. Right before that bay of water
between the main beach and the lighthouse area is the Rampage icon, down
by the shore.

Get a car before you pick this one up. You don't want to waste any time
walking back to the sidewalk area. Drive down, pick up the icon, and
quickly drive to the sidewalks by the beginning of the beach. Get some
good speed, and run over all of the gang members that appear on the
sidewalks. If you are having trouble finding them, try looking backwards
and then forwards again. A BF Injection works great for this rampage,
because you can also run over the gang members on the beach. You need a
lot of speed for it to count as a kill. Just because you run over the
guy doesn't mean he is dead, so run over them quickly. Go for the large
groups, and don't slow down so they can pull you out of your car. Good
luck!

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3. Destroy 10 Vehicles in 2 Minutes with the Rocket Launcher

Location - On a hut in the water. You'll need either a helicopter or a
boat to get to this one. Try a boat first, and if you think it is too
hard using a boat, you can use a helicopter to make it easier. These
directions are for the boat. First, go down to the docks, where you did
the Cortez missions. Go to the second gate, since the first one was
locked. Grab any boat, and drive out of the dock area. As soon as you
exit the dock area, head south. You should soon see some huts ahead. The
rampage is on the only one of the three that isn't completed. It looks
like crap, it doesn't have the roofs like the others, and the icon
should be pretty obvious.

Once you get the Rocket Launcher, you have to destroy 10 vehicles. Since
you are all the way out here, the only vehicles you can destroy are
boats. They move rather quickly, so always aim a bit in front of the
boat before you fire. If no boats are appearing, then try walking around
and looking back. If you can't seem to destroy ten boats in the given
time, then try the helicopter approach. Fly the helicopter to the hut
thing, land it, and quickly pick up the rampage icon and get back in the
helicopter. Fly to the mainland, so you can blow up cars. Cars are more
frequent then boats, so it makes it much easier. There is a way to
cheat, but most of you think cheating is wrong. IF it comes to this,
enter the blow up all cars code (R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, Square,
Triangle, Circle, Triangle, L2, L1). Remember, cheating is wrong!

Alternate Strategy - The easiest approach to this rampage is simply not
to move after picking up the rampage icon, i.e. do not leave the stairs
and turn east so you're facing the easternmost of the three huts. You
will find that there are two "routes" of vehicles that you can
easily aim at from this position without any danger of hitting parts of
the hut you're standing on (and thus blowing yourself up and losing
precious seconds). One of the routes is left at 10 o'clock (NE), the
boats that spawn there will go from left to right, i.e. towards the
rocks and the eastern hut. The other route is at 2 o'clock (SE),
vehicles spawning there will come towards your hut and pass it to your
right. Just keep turning towards one of those two routes, wait two or
tree seconds for one or more vehicles to appear, take them out and point
yourself towards the other route. If no vehicle appears for three
seconds, look at the previous route again. (Credits to the anonymous
coward)

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4. Kill 25 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with the Shotgun

Location - On top of the Washington Mall. If you don't know where this
is, just kill yourself, and when you start at the hospital, it will be
right in front of you. Walk around the outside of the mall until you see
the spiral parking lot with neon lining. Walk up the parking lot, all
the way to the roof. The rampage is on the other end of the roof, by
that blocked off staircase.

The tricky thing about the shotgun is that most of the time; it doesn't
kill in one shot. So when you target a gang member, once he hits the
ground, shoot him a few times until you see your kill count go up. You
can shoot the gang members in the mall from the roof, but if that isn't
working for you, just jump down into the mall and fight them. If you
want one-shot kills, try walking really close to the gang members.
Close-range shots usually do kill in one shot, but the longer distance
shots take a few hits to kill. This one shouldn't be much of a problem.

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5. Kill 10 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Katana

Location - From the hospital in Washington, head south down the road in
front of it. After the first left turn, there should be a bunch of
houses, with small sidewalks behind bush-fences. The rampage is in the
second set of houses in that area, between two houses and behind a tree.
If you look on your radar, there will be a gray L shaped road, apart
from the main black ones. It is inside that L area.

The Katana is pretty simple to use. Just walk up to a pack of gang
members, and rapidly tap circle. He will make random slashes and kicks
at them. It takes a few slashes to kill a gang member. The key is to
wait for them to fall down, then kick them and stab them while they are
on the ground. You should only have to do this to a few groups to get
ten kills.

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6. Kill 20 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Chainsaw

Location - This is in the same block as the last rampage. Go around the
other side of this area, and you should see a wall with an open gate. It
has a sign on it that says "TO LET". Just walk inside the area, and the
rampage should be directly on your left.

Note - another way to get here is to go to Rafael's. It is across the
street from the clothes shop.

The chainsaw is easy to kill people with. Just one slash in the right
area and they are dead. What I did for this one was just find a pack of
gang members, and run into them while holding circle. I get multiple
kills doing this. You don't have to continue to hold circle while he
lifts up the chainsaw and jabs it into their mangled corpse, which is
just for entertainment. 20 kills should be no problem for this one.

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7. Kill 25 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a PSG-1

Location - From the Ocean View Hotel, head south and take the first
right. At the end of this road, you should see a parking garage with
green vines growing all over it. Go inside the garage and drive up to
the roof. There should be a double-ramp in one of the corners. Walk up
to the ramp and walk off, landing on a roof below. The rampage icon is
at the corner of the roof you are now on.

The PSG-1 is semi-automatic. This means that every time you press
circle, a shot will be fired, unlike that other cheap rifle. So fire as
fast as you want! I just aim at a bunch of gang members in a circle, and
then I fire rapidly. If you see a red dot ANYWHERE on the gang member,
he is dead once you press circle. Any shots, even foot shots kill. If
you can't find any gangsters walking around, just zoom out and zoom in
again and you should see some. By the way, don't make the mistake of
walking off the roof.

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8. Kill 25 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with the M4

Location - From the hospital, head south and take the first right. As
you head down that road, you should see two buildings with steps leading
up to them on the right side. Head up the stairs of the second building,
and the rampage icon is on a wall to your right. To get up on the wall,
either park a car there and jump on the car, then to the wall, or get a
running start and jump real quick. If you are really bad at getting it,
just use a helicopter.

Alternate way - Instead of getting a helicopter, just get back to the
hospital, don't leave the hospital premises but walk around it to the
left (south). You will find yourself between the hospital on your right
and the first of the two buildings on your left. Walk a couple of steps
to the east and the second building and the rampage icon will be
visible. No need to jump or fly. (Thanks to the anonymous coward)



The M4 is an assault rifle, so you have to use manual aim to kill
people. I just aim at packs of gang members and let it fire until they
are all dead. You may find that the recoil with the M4 is a problem.
That is when your aim gets moved every time you fire. To solve this,
simply crouch down and it lessens the movement of your crosshairs. The
best spot for this rampage is on the corner of the ledge where you just
found the icon, crouching down and picking off gang members on the
street.

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9. Kill 25 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with an MP5

Location - Start at Starfish Island, and take the bridge that leads to
the large east island. As soon as you get off the bridge, go up the
stairs that are on your right. You should be in an area with a pool and
some hotels. Drive around to the rectangular building with a moat-like
pool surrounding it. On the front steps of the east side is the rampage
icon.

Just because the MP5 is a submachine gun doesn't mean that you can kill
people in a vehicle with it. You have to shoot the gang members on foot
for the kill to count. Just walk around the hotel area and groups of
gang members should appear. Target one, shoot, target another, shoot,
and so on. Once the group is dead, go find another group of gangs. The
MP5 has a long range of accuracy, so you can keep your distance while
shooting.

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10. Kill 30 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with the SPAS-12

Location - From the Ocean View Hotel, head north along that main road
until it comes to an end (when it sharply turns west). When it stops
heading north, go around back of the big hotel in front of you. There
are two rampages back here. The one I am talking about right now is
between some bushes and the hotel wall. This is on the side of the hotel
that is facing the beach.

I call this gun "the overkill gun". It can kill in one shot, yet you are
able to fire 8 shots into the body before you have to reload. This racks
up the kill count really fast. Just target a group of gang members, fire
a few shots, and the whole group should be dead. Remember, this an
automatic shotgun. I find the most gang members just hanging out on the
beach, in the sand, and some are on the sidewalk right near the beach.
You have plenty of time to complete this one.

WARNING - It has been brought to my attention that if you fail this
rampage, it will not appear again. So make sure you complete it the
first time!

User tip - If you do rampage 11, rampage 10 should appear there right
after you complete rampage 11, same spot as rampage 11. Thanks to
docrogers for bringing this up.

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11. Kill 10 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with the PSG-1

Location - This one is located behind the same hotel. Walk further back,
and you should see a small fence. Jump over it or walk around it, and
you will be in an area with a drained pool, some picnic tables, people
walking around, and a glass dome structure. The rampage icon is on top
of the diving board by the pool. Just walk up all of the steps to get to
the top. Once you have the icon, don't jump off! This is a great vantage
point.

This is one of the easiest rampages in the game. 10 kills, with a semi-
automatic rifle, from a great vantage point. Just aim below, and you
should see a few groups of gang members. Rapidly fire at them, and just
kill off a few groups. You should be able to get 10 kills during the
first minute. As I said before, if you don't see any more gang members,
zoom out, look around, and then zoom back in.

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12. Drive-by and Waste 35 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with an Uzi

Location - From the bridge on Starfish Island, head east until you get
off the bridge. Once you get off the bridge, take the first left you
see, heading north. Follow that road all the way to the end; don't get
off at any turns. You should end up at a cul-de-sac. The rampage will be
pretty obvious once you get there, it is right near the water.

I find it easiest to use a motorcycle for this one. Keep at a decent
rate of speed while shooting, so the gang members can't pull you off the
bike. The good thing about the bike is that you can shoot forward while
driving. Just drive around the cul-de-sac in circles, while shooting.
Remember, it has to be a drive-by for the kill to count.

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13. Kill 20 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Chainsaw

Location - Get to the bridge that leads from the east island to Leaf
Links. Before you get on the bridge, you should see an opening in the
wall on your right, and there will be some docks by the water. Head down
there, and the rampage should be by the docks, somewhat close to the
bridge.

This is what I said for the other chainsaw rampage - The chainsaw is
easy to kill people with. Just one slash in the right area and they are
dead. What I did for this one was just find a pack of gang members, and
run into them while holding circle. I get multiple kills doing this. You
don't have to continue to hold circle while he lifts up the chainsaw and
jabs it into their mangled corpse, which is just for entertainment. 20
kills should be no problem for this one.

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14. Kill 30 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Rocket Launcher

Location - This one is in the North Point Mall. If you don't know where
the North Point Mall is, look on the map that came with the game. It is
pretty obvious. Once inside the mall, get to the second floor. Near
Countdown Vinyl, the store with the windows you can break right above
the food court, there is a planter area with some trees. The rampage is
in there.

Always make sure you keep a good distance when firing the rocket
launcher. If you fire it too close, you may end up inflicting harm on
yourself. My best advice is to climb up on a ledge, and fire rockets
down below at gang members. They are in packs, as always, so it should
only take a few well-placed rockets to get 30 kills. Watch out for the
police, though, they can get in your way right as you go to fire a
rocket.

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15. Kill 35 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with an M4

Location - Get to the east entrance of the North Point Mall. Right
outside of the doors, behind a small wall, is the rampage icon. There
may be more than one east entrance, so check both.

The M4 is for manual aim, as I said before. To control your aim, crouch
down so it won't go out of control when you fire. I find it easiest to
walk up to packs of gangs and just open fire at point blank. If the gang
members don't show up after you kill a bunch, try walking in the mall to
find more. Just walk around a lot and more groups of gangs will appear.
I once turned around, and then turned around again and there were 15
gang members just standing there.

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16. Kill 25 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Python

Location - Between the North Point Mall and the beach, there is a row of
buildings. Look for a short white and orange building with a lot of
stairs in the front. Go around back of the building (by the beach) to
find the rampage icon.

This is my favorite pistol - it can kill in one shot, and it is damn
accurate. It fires six shots before you can reload. Walk around the
streets near the North Point Mall. When you see a group of gang members,
hit R1 to target, then circle to shoot. Keep doing this rapidly, and you
can take down six gang members in less than 2 seconds. You have to be
quick, and you can fire off a lot of rounds. The python has the longest
range of the pistols, so take advantage of that.


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17. Drive-by and Waste 30 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with an Uzi

Location - On the very north of the first island, even past the north
point mall, the rampage is here. It is behind the building that is
across from the north side of the parking lot near the North Point Mall.
There is a ramp on the right side of the building. Just walk up the
ramp, and the rampage is right behind the building.

Motorcycles work best for drive-by rampages, because you can shoot
forward while driving. The easiest thing to do is drive down sidewalks
while shooting forward, killing gang members. Be sure to watch out for
anyone getting close, so they don't pull you off the bike. If you are
bad at driving motorcycles, just use a fast sports car. But watch out
for gang members coming up on the driver-side door to pull you out. They
can shoot back, and often pop the tires, making it hard to drive. 30
kills should be easy though. Congratulations, this was the last rampage
on the first island!

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18. Runover and Kill 35 Gang Members in 2 Minutes

Location - This is the only rampage on Starfish Island. If you are
heading west on the main road in Starfish Island, the rampage is in the
yard of the house on the last right turn before the bridge. It is on the
left side of the road you turn onto. You need to jump over the fence to
get it, so park a car, jump on the car, and jump over the fence. The
rampage is right by the driveway near the house.

If there is a car near the rampage, good, get in it, and drive over a
ramp lined up against the wall to get out of the closed area. If there
isn't a car, jump over the ramp, then steal a car. Drive down the
sidewalks at a high speed and run over every pack of gang members you
see. Doing this on the main street works well. Remember, you can't shoot
them, you must run over them. You have to hit them at a high rate of
speed so they die.

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19. Destroy 15 Vehicles in 2 Minutes with an RPG

Location - It is on a ship near the docks. To get there, start at the
bridge leading west from Starfish Island. Once you get off the bridge,
turn south and follow the road. Before some buildings split the road up,
the boat should be there. It is blue with cargo boxes and has ramps
leading up to it. Walk up one of the ramps to get on the boat. It is in
that maze of cargo boxes. You shouldn't have much of a problem finding
it.

The best spot to do this is standing on the ship, looking down at the
road. Destroy the passing cars, and try to get a wanted level so some
police cars show up that you can destroy. If you can't find enough
vehicles in time, try parking a bunch of cars near the boat before you
start the rampage. Or, for the cheaters, you could always do the blow up
all cars cheat.

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20. Kill 35 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with Grenades

Location - I am going to use the south bridge that connects the two main
islands to tell you how to get to this rampage. This bridge is the one
with two booths on each side of the road; it is nonstop from one island
to the other. Take that bridge west, and when you get off, turn south.
Take the first right turn you see, so you are heading west. On your left
up ahead should be a pinkish-orange hotel building. Walk under that hole
in the building, and go past the pool. Near the grass beyond the pool is
the rampage icon. It is actually to the left of the pool, on the grass
if you are just entering the hotel area.

If you walk a little further after picking up the rampage, there is a
ledge. Don't walk off it, just stay above it and drop grenades below.
You should take out plenty of gang members by doing this. Be warned -
they can climb over the ledge and start attacking you. Just keep
throwing the grenades near groups of gangs you see, and keep your
distance.

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21. Destroy 12 Vehicles in 2 Minutes with the RPG

Location - On top of the Escobar International Airport, the accessible
one. You will need a helicopter to get to this one. Once you have it,
land on the roof of the airport, and walk around. You should see the
rampage on one of the hills towards the edge of the roof.

Alternate way - It has been brought to my attention that there is a
Unique Jump that will allow you to get to the roof. As you are entering
the airport, you should see a blue billboard with a surfer on it. It is
three-dimensional. There is a ramp leading up the billboard, so get a
car with a decent rate of speed, get some distance, and drive up the
ramp. You should land on the roof. (Thanks to auntieuphoria for bringing
this up.)

Stay on the roof; it is easier to hit cars from up here. There should be
a lot of cars driving through the area below you, so fire away. If you
have trouble finding cars, get a wanted level to attract police, or park
a bunch of vehicles before you start the rampage, so you will have a lot
to destroy. If you flew the helicopter here, blow that up! You don't
need it for anything else.

Another strategy - Jump on the roof so more cars will appear. More cars
will show up if you are on the ground then the roof, but you may expose
yourself to attack from the police and gang members. (Thanks to tomkc07
for mentioning this.)
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22. Kill 25 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with the SPAS-12

Location - inside Escobar International Airport, behind a wall towards
the back. It is on the first floor, between a wall and some windows. If
you don't know where Escobar International Airport is, look on the map
that came with your game.

The only thing difficult about this is that you cannot run with the
shotgun in your hands. This is automatic, so just target and let off a
few shots, and you should take down anyone in the area of your shots.
The easiest thing to do is target, shoot, and then target again quickly.
If you can't find any gang members to kill, try walking up the
escalators and back down again to make some new gang members appear.

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23. Destroy 15 Vehicles in 2 Minutes with the Minigun

Location - This is outside of Baxter Air Force Base, behind Escobar
International Airport. Just follow those roads that are somewhat
underground, and you should end up near the air force base. Before you
get near the walls surrounding the base, the rampage is on the grass
next to it, near some trees and bushes.

The Minigun is very powerful due to its high rate of fire. You can
destroy a car in less than a second if you are firing directly at it.
Just shoot at passing traffic, get a wanted level to attract police
cars, just destroy any vehicle you see. If it comes to this, use the
blow up all cars cheat to gain some kills, if you are the cheating type
of person.

Alternate way - There is a tank inside the military base if you have
unlocked it. You can use that to destroy the vehicles, also. (submitted
by an anonymous user)

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24. Kill 20 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Ruger

Location - Take the bridge heading west from Starfish Island. Once off
the bridge, turn south down the road. Take the first right turn you see,
and follow that road west until it ends. When it ends, there should be a
building with a red awning on it, and stairs that lead up to the top. Go
up the stairs, and the rampage icon is on the roof of the building.

The Ruger is just like the M4, it is an assault rifle, and you can make
your aim better by crouching. Just crouch on the roof where you found
the rampage, and pick people off on the streets below. They can't reach
you from the roof, so try not to fall. If you feel that you aren't
getting enough kills, just jump down and start shooting all the gang
members below you. They seem to spawn more often when you are walking on
the street.

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25. Gun Down 20 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Sniper Rifle

Location - You need a helicopter to get this one. Once you get it, fly
to the bridge connecting Starfish Island to the large West Island.
Directly across the street from the bridge is the building with the
rampage on the roof. Look at the roofs; it should be easy to spot the
purple icon. Land the helicopter on the roof and get it.

This is the crappy sniper rifle. You have to reload after every shot,
unlike the PSG-1. Stay on the roof, and aim at the gang members below
you. There are a lot of groups on the sidewalk, but once you kill a few,
the rest of the group starts running in fear. If you run out of gang
members to kill, zoom out then zoom in again and you should see some
more.

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26. Kill 10 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Katana

Location - Just a few buildings away from the last rampage is the next
one. If you know where the El Corrupto Banko Grande is, it is right
behind that bank, just go down an alley and you should see it near a
loading bay. It is in a large open area, so if you still have your
helicopter, just fly a bit north and you should see a large open area
behind the next few buildings. It is in that area.

The Katana is pretty simple to use. Just walk up to a pack of gang
members, and rapidly tap circle. He will make random slashes and kicks
at them. It takes a few slashes to kill a gang member. The key is to
wait for them to fall down, then kick them and stab them while they are
on the ground. You should only have to do this to a few groups to get
ten kills.

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27. Kill 25 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with the Shotgun

Location - Right in the center of Little Havana is a large area of pink
houses. They are in a rectangle, and in the inside of the rectangle of
houses are 3 basketball courts. If you have trouble finding it, just
look from a helicopter over Little Havana. It is easy to spot. In the
basketball courts is the rampage.

Most of the time, the shotgun doesn't kill in one shot. You will need to
shoot your target a few times to make sure he is dead. You will know
when you see your kill counter change. To get one shot kills with the
shotgun, just walk up really close to your target and shoot. That should
kill him instantly.

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28. Kill 30 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with the Tec-9

Location - In Little Haiti, right around the area of the Print Shop, is
a long wooden fence. There is also a billboard that says "Life is a
Bitch". Behind that fence is a long yard behind those little houses. At
the north end of the yard, behind a house, is the rampage icon.

The Tec-9 is a really crappy submachine gun. It is inaccurate, and the
rate of fire is terrible. Your best bet is getting really close to your
target, and then opening fire. It takes a lot of shots to bring someone
down with this gun.

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29. Kill 35 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a SPAS-12

Location - Also in Little Haiti, take the road that is west of the Print
Works, and take it north. Right as it curves, you should see a billboard
that says, "Welcome to hell". Before that billboard, there is an alley
that leads out to the ocean, and some docks. Follow that, and behind
some buildings at the end of the alley is the rampage icon.

The SPAS-12 makes any rampage easy. Simply find a pack of gang members,
aim, fire. It should take down the whole pack in one or two shots.
Repeat for every pack of gang members you see.

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30. Kill 30 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with the M60

Location - Take the west bridge heading from Starfish Island. Once you
get off, head north up that road with all the palm trees. Stay on it for
a while, until you see a building with a large pool in front, with a
sign that says Moist Palms Hotel. Turn in the road by the hotel and head
towards the parking lot. Once you get in the parking lot, turn right
real quick, and right again, to find the rampage right next to the
hotel.

The M60 is a very powerful weapon, it kills in one shot, plus it is
automatic. How much better can heavy artillery get? Just crouch down,
and aim at a pack of gang members. Pick them off one by one. You can mow
down whole pack of members in less than 3 seconds with this thing.

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31. Drive-by and Waste 35 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with an Uzi

Location - Get to the Well Stacked Pizza shop in Downtown. It can be
found on your map that came with the game. To the left of the Well
Stacked Pizza place is an alley. Follow it, and take a left at the end
of the alley. The rampage is right there, out in the open behind some
buildings.

Motorcycles work best for drive-by rampages, because you can shoot
forward while driving. The easiest thing to do is drive down sidewalks
while shooting forward, killing gang members. Be sure to watch out for
anyone getting close, so they don't pull you off the bike. If you are
bad at driving motorcycles, just use a fast sports car. But watch out
for gang members coming up on the driver-side door to pull you out. They
can shoot back, and often pop the tires, making it hard to drive. 30
kills should be easy though.

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32. Kill 25 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Python

Location - Across from the Ammunation in Downtown is a large set of
steps leading up the side of a building. This is also a unique jump. On
the top of the steps is the rampage icon. I recommend staying up there
for a good vantage point when shooting the gang members.

This pistol is fast, powerful, and it is accurate. Find a lot of gang
members, and then quickly hold R1 and circle, release R1 and quickly hit
it again and fire, and keep doing this. You will take down 25 members in
no time if you fire this fast.


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33. Kill 40 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with Molotov Cocktails

Location - Take the bridge heading west from Prawn Island. As soon as
you get off the bridge, start looking to your right. When you see a
building with stairs leading up to a door, that is the right place. Walk
up the stairs, and the rampage icon is right there.

Molotov Cocktail rampages are tricky, because you can easily set
yourself on fire. The best thing to do for this rampage is to keep your
distance. Throw the Molotov's at packs of gangs, and throw it further by
holding circle down longer. If the gang members come after you, run away
so you have enough distance to throw a Molotov at them. If it looks like
you threw it too close, quickly hit square and jump away before it
explodes.

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34. Kill 30 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Minigun

Location - Just a bit further down from that open area where you found
the last rampage, the next one is there. It is in front of a doorway
where that weird looking sculpture is. Get a vehicle near this one so
you don't waste any time walking to where there are people.

Drive to where there are people, get out of your car, and spray them
down with minigun bullets. As long as you don't let any gang member get
close enough to throw a punch at you, you'll do fine. Just spin around
and shoot, that is what I did.

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35. Kill 30 Gang Members in 2 Minutes with a Flamethrower

Right next to the Hyman Memorial Stadium are two helipads (to the north
of the stadium). Before you get on the helipads, the rampage is located
next to the steps leading to the walkway.

Keep your distance when shooting flames at the gang members. Go for the
large packs of members, and run away if they come running at you while
they are on fire. This flamethrower has much better distance then the
one in GTA III. Take advantage of that.

Congratulations, you completed all the rampages!

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IV. Tips for Completing Rampages

- Gangs usually appear in groups. Always go for the groups of gang
members, to rack up more kills.

- If you have trouble finding gang members, try walking around a bit and
then looking back. Chances are that new ones have appeared.

- For Rampages involving Destroying Vehicles, if you have trouble with
these, steal a bunch of cars and park them near the rampage right before
you start, so you can get a lot more kills

- Going into a rampage with low health is a bad idea. Always make sure
you have 100 health and armor, or 150 health and armor if you have
unlocked it.

- If you cannot get past the "destroy vehicle" rampages, use the blow up
all cars cheat a few times: R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, Square, Triangle,
Circle, Triangle, L2, L1.

USER TIPS (Tips submitted by readers)

- For rampages that involve destroying vehicles, you don't need to use
the given weapon to destroy the cars. You can use the tank, also.

- If you get to Firefighter Mission Level 12, you will become fireproof,
making it easier to complete rampages involving Molotov cocktails and
flamethrowers. (submitted by The Kosmic Fool)

- As you may recall, in GTA3, you could use a Rhino tank to complete any
rampage, except for the ones requiring headshots. Firing the cannon
counted towards the rampage, for no apparent reason. Well, the good
news is this still exists: The Rhino can be used to complete any
rampage, as Vice City has no "headshot" rampages. Just fire the cannon
to rack up heavy kills. With VC's new engine, this is even easier as
gangs will hang out in small clusters. One cannon shot can easily kill
4-7 youths at a time. I did try this on several different rampages, and
it worked every time. The only kind I didn't try was "run over gang
members," but I suspect it will work there as well. What's better than
that? The Hunter (a.k.a. the army helicopter) can also be used on
rampages! Fire the minigun or shoot missles; anything you kill/blow up
counts! (Huge thanks to Feitclub for submitting this)

- For any of the weapons that you have to target with, instead of tapping
the R1 button you can hold down the R1 button and simultaneously tap the
L2 or R2 buttons to switch targets to either direction.  This will also
help you target just the gang members and complete rampages more
quickly. (Thanks to lochbob for sending this tip)

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V. RAMPAGE GLITCHES

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Infinite Ammo

There is a way to get infinite ammo by doing rampages. First, have a
weapon selected that you want the unlimited ammo for, I.E. the python.
Keep it selected right before you pick up a rampage icon. After a few
rampages, ammo will be added to the python when you complete the
rampage. Once you get over 9,999 shots, the counter will disappear, and
you will have unlimited ammo. You lose the infinite ammo for the gun if
you die or are arrested.

NOTE - It as been confirmed that you do not get infinite ammo, but the
ammo counter disappears.

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Disappearing Rampage

For rampage #10 on this FAQ, if you do not complete it the first time,
it will disappear, and you will not be able to do it again. I am
currently looking into this to see if this rampage has a second
location, or it never re-appears. (Credits to chrisc719)

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Disappearing Weapons

When you start a rampage, for example, a rampage involving an M4, if you
don't have the M4 selected in your inventory before you start the
rampage, you will lose the M4 when the rampage ends. This doesn't
matter, obviously, if you don't already have the M4. But if you don't
want to lose your weapon, make sure you have it selected before you do
the rampage. This goes for all weapons, not just the M4. (Credits to
nation_s)


Copyright 2002 John Lindsay
Have any problems, errors, or suggestions for the FAQ? E-mail me at
schistmail@comcast.net. You will be given credit for your work.

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5.8
Packages:

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In Vice City, as well as Liberty City, there are 100 packages
scattered around for you to find. For every 10 you find, you will
unlock a new item or weapon or even vehicle at a certain place in the
game. Soon I will update this section, and probably include where to
find all 100 packages, but for now I'm afraid you’re on your own.

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Here’s a list of what you unlock when you get 10 packages.

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10 - Body Armour at Ocean View Hotel and Starfish Island Mansion
20 - Chainsaw at Ocean View Hotel and Starfish Island Mansion
30 - Python at Ocean View Hotel and Starfish Island Mansion
40 - Flamethrower at Ocean View Hotel and Starfish Island Mansion
50 - Laser Scope Sniper Rifle at Ocean View Hotel and Starfish Island
     Mansion
60 - Minigun at Ocean View Hotel and Starfish Island Mansion
70 - Rocket Launcher at Ocean View Hotel and Starfish Island Mansion
80 - Sea Sparrow at Starfish Island Mansion's Helipad
90 - Rhino at Fort Baxter Air Base
100 - Ultimate Secret Vehicle (Hunter) at Fort Baxter Air Base

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1. This package is on an Island out to sea. To get to it you need either a
Helicopter or a boat.

Start from the South Ammu-Nation and go South, and then turn right. When you
see an opening just before a white building on the left, Turn into here, and
drive along the front of the Marina.

Depending on how many missions you have done, the gate at the bottom end of the
marina will be open, or closed.

If its open, just walk through, get in a Boat and head out of the dock place,
once you are out, turn left and head for the three islands, and in particular,
the one on the right. When you get to that island, park up, and jump onto the
small wooden island. Clibm up the stairs and you will pick up a rampage. You
can either do this rampage, or just wait 2 minutes, and then pick up the
package from the corner.

If you are far enough into the game, you can use a Helicopter to get this
package. Just fly it across the water and land it on the widest part of the
wooden platform.

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2. This Package is on another small island in the water at the South of the
East Island. You need a Helicopter or a Boat again, but its safer and easier
with a Boat.

Start from the South Ammu-Nation and go South, and then turn right. When you
see an opening just before a white building on the left, Turn into here, and
drive along the front of the Marina.

Depending on how many missions you have done, the gate at the bottom end of the
marina will be open, or closed.

If its open, just walk through, get in a Boat and head out of the dock place,
once you are out, turn left and then follow the island around to the left.
Eventually you will come to a big pile of rocks, and the package is on here,
but for you to be able to get to it, you'll have to park your boat somewhere
near, and because of the formation of the rocks, this is not very easy to do.

Just jump onto it, and then look towards the top right of the biggest rock on
there.

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3. This package is behind the house with the Helipad at the South of the East
Island. You can get there with any land or air vehicle.

Start from Ammu-Nation and Go South until the end of the street. You will then
see the house with the helipad, so go around the back of it, and look to the
left of the steps for the package.

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4. This package is on the lower steps of the Lighthouse. You can get there on
foot, or by any land or air vehicle.

Start at the Ocean View hotel. Head South and when you get to the corner, cut
across the sand, go over the bridge, and drive towards the large white tower
which you cant really miss. When you see that, head for it, and then work your
way to the steps where you will find the package.

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5. This package is in the lower parking garage next to the Marina where you
accept jobs from Colonel Cortez. You can get there by any road vehicle or air
vehicle.

Start from the South Ammu-Nation and go South, and then turn right. When you
see an opening just before a white building on the left, Turn into here, and
drive along the front of the Marina.

Just a short way after you get here, on the right will be an opening, so go
down here, and then when you can, turn left and the package is in the corner.

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6. This package is located behind a building next to the water, just North of
the Marina. This package is easiest on a bike, or in a small sports car.

There is two ways to get there.

1. From Ammu-Nation head South. Take the first right and follow this road all
the way along until you see a tall building on the left with steps going up to
it. Park a smaller car up here, and jump on it, then jump onto the ledge and go
around the back to get the package.

2. From Ammu-Nation head South. Take the first right and follow this road all
the way along until you get to the end. Next, take a left, and then after a
short while take another left into the hospital car park.
Head around to the left of the hospital main building and folow the grass along
on the right next to the water until you get the the 2nd big tower, and it's
behind there.

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7. This package is located on a small ledge under the long bridge to the West
Island. This is easiest to get on foot, but you can get in that area using any
air and land vehicle.

Start from Ammu-Nation, head North all the way, and when you reach the end of
the street, turn left, and then go onto the grass on the right hand side where
you can proceed to get on the ledge andwalk under the bridge to get the
package.

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8. This package is on top of a small building opposite the Washington Mall.
This can be reached in fast sports cars, or bikes. You can also use a
helicopter which is the easiest way.

Start from Ammu-Nation, head North all the way, and when you reach the end of
the street turn right. A short way along you will see an entrance to a car
park, and some grass. Go in here and work your way around the spiral parking
lot, and then once you get onto the roof go around to the right. Once you have
gone down and up again, head round a bit more, but wait at the top of the next
ramp. You should be facing East. Speed straight ahead, and you should hit the
next ramp going up, and land on the roof opposite. Once you get here, use the
vents on the right of this roof to jump to the next, higher and smaller roof
where you will find the package.

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9. This Package is by the swimming pool in a large pink buildings back yard.
Easiest to get to on a bike.

From the Hardware Store, Head South, and once you've gone over the bridge, take
the first left, and then a right. Follow this road along, and take the first
right. Half way along this road you will come across a pink building on the
left, so go up the steps and work your way around the the back of it. The
package can be found next to the pool.

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10. This Package is on top of a building just North of the Ocean View Hotel.
It is much easier to get to in a Helicopter, however, a bike can get you there.

Start from the Ocean View hotel, and head North. Take the 3rd left, and then go
into the alley on the right. Go quite far back, and then speed for the
staircase which will jump you over the road and land you on the roof. The
package is at the top Right corner.

You can alternatively do this in a helicopter, all you have to do is land on
the roof of the building and then get the package.

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Package #11
This one is easy, first you have to get to the lawyer's office.
The Lawyer's office is north from the Washington Mall.
It's the first place where you get missions.
At the other side of the road is a hide-out.
Walk to the balcony and get behind the building.
It's right after the building.

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Package #12
From package #11, go north and you will see a bridge. The package
is on the right side of the bridge. Close to th water.

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Package #13
For this package you will need a helicopter. You can find one on the top of
the police-station in Downtown. Go to the police station Vice point.
Just south of the police-station there is a blue/white building.
On top of the building is package #13

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Package #14
On the beach, there are beach houses.
This package is on the house diretly east of package #13.
If you can't find it, just search all of the houses.

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Package #15
This one is pretty hard if you haven't got the cop-outfit.
If you do it's easy. go to the police-station in ocean beach.
It's the triangle at your map. If you have the cop-outfit.
Just go when you want. Go in and get ready to run.
Don't go into the Forbidden zone until you can run.
I you are ready, run to the stairs in the "Forbidden" zone.
and go up, go in the room at the other side of the stairs.
In this chamber is package #15

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Package #16
West of the Toolshop in Washington beach is a large appartement.
Left of that appartment is a litle white building with pink on the upper-side
of the wall. Make a walk around the building and you will see it, he is where a white wall
crosses a pink wall.

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Package #17
At the large appartement from #16 is also a pool.
Just West of this pool are some showers.
This package is in the northern Shower.

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Package #18
This package is under the bridge leading to Starfih island.
I'ts really close to #17.
Go under the bridge by going on the construction Site.

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Package #19
If you remember the Riot mission, you just have to go back to
that building and go behind it. If not, i will Explain the place.
-Get on the road east of the tool shop in Washington beach.
-Head north and go straight.
-Look to you left side and look for a sign with: Spand Express
-Go into that area and go behind the building.
And there he is.

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Package #20
Go to the place where Avery corrington appears.
It's north of Spand Express form #19.
Go 2 stairs(wooden  planks) up and go up the Beam heading to the West.
At the end of this beam is #20.

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Package #21
At the other side of the street at Avery's construction site (from #20)
is a white appartement building. Behind that building is a small dock.
Package #21 is on this dock.

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Package #22
You will need the helicopter ahain. You can find one on top of the police-station
in Downtown. Get to the malibu-club (from the police-station: head north).
Accros the road from malibu is a large building. Grab the helicopter and get on it.
Land in the pool (since there's is no other place to park the copter.
Take the stairs and there he is!.

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Package #23
At the malibu club. Directly north from it is a large and a small parking-lot.
Go in the small one and directly go left.
He is in a corner.

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Package 24
North from the parking lot is the appartement building from the mission:
"Treacherous Swine". You will need the helicopter again to get on top
of the building and once again land in the pool. This package is next to a plant.

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Package #25
East from the building of #24 is another building.
This building is from a mission at the Movie-lot.
Go to the beach-side of this building.
There is an entrance and you will see a pool.
This package is in the corner at the right side
(if you go up the stairs).

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Package #26
This One is one of the easiest packages. He's in the Pizzaria.
To go to the pizzaria:
-Go to the Malibu-club and head north.
-Take the first left and you will see it there.
Package #26 is at the back of the pizzaria. He's on the right side
I'ts right i front of the counter. close to a window.

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Package #27
East of the pizzaria is a White appartement-building.
This package is behind the staircase. On the ground.

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Package #28
Go to the eastern road next to the pizzaria and head north.
there will be a couple of shops to your left. ait until you
see a shop where you can go in. go in and #28 is
right behind the counter.

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Package #29
If you know where Mercedes's house is: good. If not, i will explain how
to get there.
-First get to the bridge leading to the golf-course. Stand on it and head east.
-Direct if you come off the bridge the house of mercedes is on your left hand.
-Go in and if you go straight you will see a small ramp. Jump off that ramp.
-If you did good, you will land in/or next to the 2 pools.
-go to the west and there's a corner that will leed you to the left.
There he is.

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Package #30
From the bridge leading to the Golf-island, head east. Go past Mercedes's
house and you will see 2 staircases. These are also from Diaz's first
missiomn: the chase. Go up and go another 2 stairs up. Then go left.
Then go right and fall of the the little edge. If you have fallen
of the edge, look back and you will see Package #30.

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5.9
Full Game Script:

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This is the scripts from every cutscene in the game. A HUGE thanx to Jason_C
for all of his hard work in writing up this script. Thanx man!

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             |  '-'  ||  .-.  \|  |_|  ||  | |  ||  '-'  |
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                      |_____ /|__|  |__|\ _____ /|__|       |_____ /
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                    /   _   ||  | |  |  |  ||  ||  | |  |
                    |  |_|  ||  '-'  |  |  ||  ||  '-'  |
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By: Jason_C
E-Mail: ViceCarjacker[at]aol[dot]com
(see contact info before e-mailing me)
Version: 1.0
Date: 03/03/03
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                             TABLE OF CONTENTS

  I. Contact Info
 II. Version History
III. Storyline Missions Script
     1. Intro
        a. An Old Friend
     2. Ken Rosenberg
        a. The Party
        b. Back Alley Brawl
        c. Jury Fury
        d. Riot
     3. Juan Garcia Cortez
        a. Treacherous Swine
        b. Mall Shootout
        c. Guardian Angels
        d. Sir, Yes Sir
        e. All Hands On Deck
     4. Ricardo Diaz
        a. The Chase
        b. Phnom Penh '86
        c. The Fastest Boat
        d. Supply And Demand
     5. Kent Paul
        a. Death Row
     6. Vercetti Estate
        a. Rub Out
        b. Shakedown
        c. Bar Brawl
        d. Copland
     7. Final Missions
        a. Cap The Collector
        b. Keep Your Friends Close
 IV. Side Missions Script
     1. Avery Carrington
        a. Four Iron
        b. Demolition Man
        c. Two Bit Hit
     2. Love Fist
        a. Love Juice
        b. Psycho Killer
        c. Publicity Tour
     3. Mitch Baker
        a. Alloy Wheels of Steel
        b. Messing With The Man
        c. Hog Tied
     4. Auntie Poulet
        a. Juju Scramble
        b. Bombs Away!
        c. Dirty Lickin's
     5. Umberto Robina
        a. Stunt Boat Challenge
        b. Cannon Fodder
        c. Naval Engagement
        d. Trojan Voodoo
     6. Phil Cassidy
        a. Gun Runner
        b. Boomshine Saigon
     7. Assassination Missions
        a. Road Kill
        b. Waste the Wife
        c. Autocide
        d. Check Out at the Check In
        e. Loose Ends
  V. Asset Missions Script
     1. Sunshine Autos
     2. Cherry Popper Ice Cream Factory
     3. Boatyard
     4. Kaufman Cabs
        a. VIP
        b. Friendly Rivalry
        c. Cabmageddon
     5. The Malibu
        a. No Escape?
        b. The Shootist
        c. The Driver
        d. The Job
     6. Film Studio
        a. Recruitment Drive
        b. Dildo Dodo
        c. Martha's Mug Shot
        d. G-spotlight
     7. Print Works
        a. Spilling The Beans
        b. Hit The Courier
 VI. Credits
VII. Legal Junk

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I.                          CONTACT INFO
If you find any errors on this FAQ, or have any contributions to it, send them
to my E-Mail listed above (remember to change the "[at]" for an "@" and the
"[dot]" for a "."), please include the following subject to your E-Mail:
GAME SCRIPT FAQ.
If you are going to send any files attached to your E-Mail, make sure it's
not a "ZIP" file, I will only open "GIF", "JPEG", and "TXT" files.
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II.                        VERSION HISTORY

 0.1 - 12/17/02
 First version, all storyline missions added.
 0.2 - 12/18/02
 Added the side missions and the asset missions scripts.
 0.3 - 12/20/02
 Minor updates.
 0.4 - 12/24/02
 "Assassination Missions" script added.
 0.5 - 12/25/02
 Corrected some errors.
 0.6 - 01/03/03
 Corrected some errors, added 'gta games'.
 0.7 - 01/13/03
 Minor updates.
 0.8 - 02/08/03
 Corrected some errors, added neoseeker.
 0.9 - 02/11/03
 Minor updates.
 1.0 - 03/03/03
 Added videogamingforums.com, also added ASCII logo.
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III.         S T O R Y L I N E  M I S S I O N S  S C R I P T
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                            Character Key

    SONNY = Sonny Forelli                     AUNTIE = Auntie Poulet
    TOMMY = Tommy Vercetti                        BJ = B.J. Smith
      KEN = Ken Rosenberg                      AVERY = Avery Carrington
    BAKER = Mitch Baker                       DONALD = Donald Love
   CORTEZ = Juan Garcia Cortez              MERCEDES = Mercedes Cortez
     DIAZ = Ricardo Diaz                        PHIL = Phil Cassidy
      CAM = Cam Jones                         HILARY = Hilary King
    STEVE = Steve Scott                        CANDY = Candy Suxxx
    LANCE = Lance Vance                      UMBERTO = Umberto Robina
    KELLY = Ernest Kelly                        PAUL = Kent Paul
    SHRUB = Alex Shrub                       ALBERTO = Alberto Robina
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1.                              I N T R O
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Marco's Bistro, Liberty City 1986

SONNY: Tommy Vercetti...Huh! shit.
SONNY: Didn't think they'd ever let him out.
SONNY: He kept his head down, helps people forget.
SONNY: People will remember soon enough.
SONNY: When they see him walking down the streets of their neighborhoods.
SONNY: It will be bad for business.
 MAN1: Well, what are we gonna do, Sonny?
SONNY: We treat him like an old friend and keep him busy out of town. OK?
SONNY: We been talking about expanding down South, right?
SONNY: Vice City is twenty-four carat gold these days.
SONNY: The Colombians, the Mexicans, hell,
SONNY: even those Cuban refugees are cutting themselves a piece
SONNY: of some nice action.
 MAN2: But it's all drugs, Sonny,
 MAN2: None of the families will touch that shit!
SONNY: Times are changing.
SONNY: The families can't keep their backs turned while our enemies
SONNY: reap the rewards.
SONNY: So, we send someone down to do the dirty work for us...
SONNY: and cut ourselves a nice quiet slice. OK?
SONNY: Who's our contact down there?
 MAN1: Ken Rosenberg, schmuck of a lawyer.
 MAN1: How's he gonna hold Vercetti's leash?
SONNY: We don't need him to.
SONNY: We just set him loose in Vice City,
SONNY: we give him a little cash to get started. OK?
SONNY: Give it a few months.
SONNY: Then we go down,
SONNY: pay him a little visit, right?
SONNY: see how he's doing.

Escobar International Airport, Vice City

  KEN: Hey, hey, guys! It's, uh, Ken Rosenberg here! Hey!
  KEN: Heh, heh, hey, great, hey!
  KEN: Well, uh, I'm gonna drive you guys to the meet, okay?
  KEN: Now, I've talked to the suppliers and they are very, huh-ha,
  KEN: keen to start a business relationship, so, uh,
  KEN: if all goes well, we should, uh,
  KEN: be doing very nicely for ourselves, which is, y'know...
  KEN: good..
  KEN: Okay, so. They're brothers, okay.
  KEN: One operates the uh, the business,
  KEN: and the other one does the flying.

Vice City Docks

  KEN: Ok, that's them in the chopper.
  KEN: All right, here's the deal.
  KEN: They want a straight exchange on open ground.
  KEN: All right? Ok. Stay tight, let's go.

TOMMY: Got it?
  MAN: 100% pure grade-A Colombian, my friend.
TOMMY: Let me see it.
  MAN: The greens?
TOMMY: Tens and twenties...used.
  MAN: I think we have a deal, my friend. HA HA!
TOMMY: Oh Shit!
TOMMY: Go on, get out of here! Drive!

Vice Beach, outside Ken's office

  KEN: I poke my head out of the gutter for one freakin' second,
  KEN: and fate shovels shit in my face!
TOMMY: Go get some sleep.
  KEN: What are you gonna do?
TOMMY: I'll drop by your office tomorrow
TOMMY: and we can start sorting this mess out.
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a. AN OLD FRIEND
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TOMMY: Hello Sonny.
SONNY: Tommy! Tommy, it's been too long.
SONNY: I know, I know. You're just overwhelmed with emotion.
SONNY: Fifteen years - seems like only yesterday.
TOMMY: I guess that's a perspective thing.
SONNY: Hey, doing time for the family is no piece of cake,
SONNY: but the family looks after its own, ok?
SONNY: So, how'd the deal go down - you sitting on some white gold?
TOMMY: Look Sonny, we were set up. The deal was an ambush.
TOMMY: Harry and Lee are dead.
SONNY: You better be kidding me Tommy. Tell me you still got the money.
TOMMY: ...no Sonny...I don't have the money.
SONNY: That was my money, Tommy, MY MONEY!
SONNY: You better not be screwing me Tommy
SONNY: because you know I'm not a man to be screwed with!
TOMMY: Wait Sonny.
TOMMY: You have my personal assurance that I'm going to get your money back
TOMMY: and the drugs.
TOMMY: And I'm gonna mail you the dicks of those responsible.
SONNY: Hey, I already know that. You're not a fool Tommy,
SONNY: but I warn you, neither am I.
SONNY: If it was anybody else you'd be DEAD already.
SONNY: But because it's you, because we got history,
SONNY: I'm gonna let you handle this.
TOMMY: Look, Sonny, you got my word.
TOMMY: I'll be in touch.
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2.                       K E N  R O S E N B E R G
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a. THE PARTY
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  KEN: Go get some sleep, he says -
  KEN: I have been sitting in this chair all night with the lights off
  KEN: drinking coffee!
  KEN: This is a disaster. We are so screwed, man!
  KEN: These gorillas, listen to me, are gonna come down here
  KEN: and rip my head off. It's ridiculous!
  KEN: I did NOT go to law school for this! Ok,
  KEN: now what the hell are we gonna do?
TOMMY: Shut up, sit down, relax. I'll tell you what we're gonna do.
TOMMY: You're gonna find out who took our cocaine -
TOMMY: and then, I'm gonna kill them.
  KEN: That's a good idea. That's a GREAT idea.
  KEN: Let me think, let me think, let me think.
  KEN: OH! There's this retired Colonel, Colonel Juan Garcia Cortez.
  KEN: He's the one that helped me set up this deal
  KEN: well away from Vice City's established thugs. Ok?
  KEN: Now, listen. He's holding his party out in the bay
  KEN: on his expensive yacht
  KEN: and all of Vice City's big players are gonna be there. OK?
  KEN: I have an invite, of course I have an invite,
  KEN: but there's no way that I'm going out there,
  KEN: sticking my head out the door - no way! Not gonna happen.
TOMMY: I told you, shut up! I'll go myself...
  KEN: Ho - whoa, whoa! Hey, I like 1978 too,
  KEN: but, y'know, this isn't gonna be a beer and strippers do.
  KEN: I mean, no offense, but I think that you might turn heads
  KEN: on the runway for the wrong reasons.
TOMMY: What's wrong with the way I'm dressed?
  KEN: Ok, look, here. Stop by Rafael's, tell him I sent 'ya.
  KEN: He'll make you look respectable.
  KEN: OK, go, c'mon...

  CORTEZ: Buenas noches.
  CORTEZ: I understand you are here on the behalf of Mr. Rosenberg,
  CORTEZ: I hope any recent problems have not affected his health, or uh,
  CORTEZ: mental well being, Mr...uh?
   TOMMY: Vercetti. He's just got a touch of...agoraphobia.
  CORTEZ: Excellent, excellent. And you?
   TOMMY: I just want my merchandise.
  CORTEZ: Ah. It's an unfortunate set of circumstances for all involved.
  CORTEZ: Of course I have initiated my own lines of inquiry,
  CORTEZ: but such a delicate matter will take time.
  CORTEZ: Perhaps we will talk later.
  CORTEZ: Meanwhile, let me introduce you to my daughter,
  CORTEZ: Mercedes!
  CORTEZ: Caramia, could you look after our guest
  CORTEZ: while I attend to my necessary obligations?
MERCEDES: Of course, daddy.
  CORTEZ: Please excuse me.
   TOMMY: Mercedes!?
MERCEDES: You try living with it.
MERCEDES: Anyway, let me point out some of our more distinguished guests...
MERCEDES: That's our congressman Alex Shrub with rising silicone star
MERCEDES: Candy Suxxx...
   SHRUB: And have you met my lovely wife Laura? No?
   SHRUB: Well, unfortunately she's in Alabama. This is Candy.
MERCEDES: And over there we have the Vice City Mambas' star tight end, BJ -
MERCEDES: always the charmer.
      BJ: I blocked down on him and then I put him in a wheelchair!
   AVERY: Haha, that is good!
   AVERY: Well now, I'm looking at some prime real estate property.
MERCEDES: And that poolside amphibian is Jezz Torrent,
MERCEDES: lead singer with Love Fist.
    JEZZ: Can I tell yous - do you know how they play ping-pong in Thailand?
    JEZZ: Let me tell you's,
    JEZZ: it does not involve a paddle, if you know what I mean!
MERCEDES: Impotent.
MERCEDES: And the chatty trio.
MERCEDES: That sleeping sweat gland is Papa's right hand gimp, Gonzalez
MERCEDES: and the other two are Pastor Richards
MERCEDES: and pseudo intellectual film director, Steve Scott.
   STEVE: ...passion with the nympho invaders,
   STEVE: when the giant shark comes in and
   STEVE: just bites their dicks off!
   STEVE: Ha now, you never saw anything like that before, have you?
    DIAZ: Colonel!
    DIAZ: your parties as ever are a triumph, hahahaha!
    DIAZ: I can only apologize for my late arrival.
  CORTEZ: Ah, de nada amigo. How do we find you?
    DIAZ: Our business is very trying - barbarians at the gates.
    DIAZ: A time for rewarding one's friends
    DIAZ: and liquidating one's enemies, amigo.
   TOMMY: Who's the loudmouth?
MERCEDES: Ricardo Diaz. He's Mr. Coke.
    DIAZ: Mercedes!
MERCEDES: Oh, I was just taking my friend back into town.
MERCEDES: Another time, Ricardo!
MERCEDES: Let's get out of here.
MERCEDES: Actually, take me to the Pole Position club.
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b. BACK ALLEY BRAWL
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  KEN: Ah! Well, I hope you're having a good time.
  KEN: Because I'm going out of my mind with worry here. What did you find out?
TOMMY: That there are more criminals in this town than in prison.
TOMMY: We need a lead from the streets...
  KEN: Ok, let me think, let me think, let me think -
  KEN: AH! I've got it!
  KEN: Ok, There's this limey, some music industry slimeball,
  KEN: goes by the name of Kent Paul.
  KEN: Anyway, he's got his nose so far up most of Vice City's ass
  KEN: that if anybody knows the whereabouts of 20 k's of coke,
  KEN: it's this guy, all right? He's always at The Malibu.
TOMMY: I'll go pay him a visit.
  KEN: take it easy now.

 PAUL: Where'd you pop up from?
 PAUL: I've been looking for a bird like you for ages, mate...
TOMMY: I'm looking for some English guy...
 PAUL: Kent Paul, mate. Yeah, I'm the guvnor 'round here.
 PAUL: I sort things out, you know what I mean?
 PAUL: I'll treat you. Whatever you want, I'll get you, girl.
 PAUL: Don't you worry about a thing, mate.
TOMMY: Get lost, honey.
 PAUL: Oi oi oi oi oi!
TOMMY: You Kent Paul? I'm a friend of Rosenberg's...
 PAUL: Rosenberg...Rosenberg...Oh, that bonkers ambulance chaser!
 PAUL: That guy could defend an innocent man all the way to death row!
 PAUL: Give us another drink, bruv.
 PAUL: Everybody's a comedian.
TOMMY: Listen to me, I'm missing twenty keys and a lot of cash...
 PAUL: Drugs, mate? It's a mug's game.
TOMMY: What do you know about it?
 PAUL: Oi oi! What I was coming to was,
 PAUL: there's some chef-cum-trumpetshifter
 PAUL: who deals out kitchen of a hotel on Ocean Drive.
 PAUL: He's been looking real pleased with himself lately.
 PAUL: You could go and check him out...?!
TOMMY: I will - and I'll be seeing you around.
 PAUL: Yeah, that's right. Go on - walk away, you mug.
 PAUL: I'll knock you spark out!
 PAUL: Give me a drink - and where's that slut!

 CHEF: Hey, whatchoo lookin' at?
TOMMY: You better start talking..
 CHEF: Hey, make me, you prick!

LANCE: Oh, way to go, tough guy. Beat him to a pulp.
LANCE: That should make him real chatty.
TOMMY: You want some, too?
LANCE: Hey, chill. I want what you want, brother.
TOMMY: Oh, yeah? And what's that?
LANCE: Your green - and my dead brother's white lady.
LANCE: Unfortunately, you just silenced our lead.
TOMMY: Accidents happen. Get lost.
LANCE: Hey, hey, whoa. No need to go all 'Lone Ranger' on my ass.
LANCE: The way I see it - we two hombres in a strange town.
LANCE: We need to watch each other's back.
TOMMY: My back's just fine, brother...
LANCE: You sure about that? Here, take this.
LANCE: Follow me!

LANCE: We gotta get the hell outta here!

LANCE: One thing you gotta realize about this town. You gotta pack some heat.
LANCE: C'mon, the local gun shop's a couple of blocks away.

LANCE: Tommy, every man needs a little R&R once in a while.
LANCE: This here's the Pole Position Strip Club.
LANCE: You might want to drop in some time.
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c. JURY FURY
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  KEN: Aaah! Oh, for god's sake, it's you! Oh, Jeez - I'm gonna need new pants!
  KEN: Hey, those psychos from up north - they've been on the horn,
  KEN: and they're coming down here soon.
  KEN: Now where is the goddamn money?!
TOMMY: Relax, relax. We're not at that part yet.
  KEN: Ohhh... I thought that you were taking care of this, I really did!
  KEN: And now those guidos say we gotta do them a favor.
TOMMY: You mean I gotta do 'em a favor.
  KEN: Oh, of course that's what I mean.
  KEN: Do I look like I can intimidate a jury?
  KEN: I couldn't intimidate a child - and believe me, I've tried.
  KEN: Now, look. It's either that, or Forelli's cousin, Giorgio,
  KEN: gets five years for fraud.
  KEN: You gotta take these guys OUT!
TOMMY: I understand. Help the jury change their minds. Don't worry about it.
  KEN: No no no no no - NO! I tried that. The jury case didn't go so well,
  KEN: so MAKE them change their minds.
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d. RIOT
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  KEN: Avery, it goes without saying... Tommy! Tommy! Any progress?
  KEN: No, no, no - tell me later, tell me later.
  KEN: Tommy, this is Avery Carrington - I believe you met at the party?
TOMMY: Not in person.
AVERY: Howdy.
  KEN: Avery here has a proposition.
TOMMY: Haven't we got other things on our mind?
  KEN: I'm trying to keep the wolves from the door,
  KEN: so could you please cut me some slack?
  KEN: I'm stretched like a wire and even if I'm dead by the end of the week,
  KEN: I'd like to think that I didn't die poor.
AVERY: Now just calm down, both of you.
AVERY: Son, you help me and any greaseballs giving you a hard time,
AVERY: I'll see to it they take a long dirt nap.
TOMMY: Ok. What could I do for ya'?
AVERY: This delivery company's got its depot on some prime land.
AVERY: They won't sell.
AVERY: They're hanging on like a big old prairie rat,
AVERY: so we gotta go in there and smoke that vermin out.
AVERY: Head on down there and stir up a hornet's nest
AVERY: - the security will have their hands full
AVERY: and then you can sneak in and put 'em out of business.
  KEN: And you could drop by Rafael's for a change of clothes.
  KEN: You might be there a while, but yeah, go for it.
TOMMY: Should be a riot.
AVERY: If the balls drop like they should, stop by my office sometime...
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3.                 J U A N  G A R C I A  C O R T E Z
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a. TREACHEROUS SWINE
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CORTEZ: Mr. Vercetti!
 TOMMY: Colonel.
CORTEZ: Thank you for coming. Please sit. Lobster?
 TOMMY: No - thanks.
CORTEZ: I'm ashamed to admit that one of the causes of our mutual problem
CORTEZ: appears to have been the loose tongue of a man I used to trust.
CORTEZ: I've been carrying Gonzalez for years,
CORTEZ: but now his incompetence reaches new heights!
CORTEZ: It is only right that you kill Gonzalez...
 TOMMY: Did he do it? It's the money that's important to me.
CORTEZ: For this kindness I'll reward you,
CORTEZ: and then we will find your money together.
CORTEZ: He will be at his Penthouse, half drunk probably. Use this...
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b. MALL SHOOTOUT
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CORTEZ: Tommy! Come, join me.
CORTEZ: This looks delicious, huh? Tapia snout?
 TOMMY: Uhhh... no, no. No, thanks.
CORTEZ: Tommy, you are like a pampas breeze
CORTEZ: that has freed me from the stench of corruption,
CORTEZ: although, I must appear to mourn his passing
CORTEZ: and carry on with business as usual.
 TOMMY: This isn't getting me any closer to my money...
CORTEZ: Tommy, my friend, you are not in Liberty now.
CORTEZ: Here we do things differently.
CORTEZ: I will continue with my enquiries
CORTEZ: but in the meantime I have a valuable deal to close.
 TOMMY: A favor for a friend, Cortez?
CORTEZ: You're a good friend, Tommy. I knew you would not let me down.
CORTEZ: I need you to meet a courier
CORTEZ: who has obtained some valuable technology for me...

COURIER: Ze rain, she is tres wet zis time of the year...
  TOMMY: What?
COURIER: Ah, coment?
  TOMMY: Look, Cortez sent me. Just give me the damn chips.
COURIER: Oh...d'accord.
COURIER: Freeze, imperialist American pig!
COURIER: Zat iz propertay of ze government Francais. 'And eet over!
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c. GUARDIAN ANGELS
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CORTEZ: Thomas, I appreciate your coming.
CORTEZ: Forgive me for getting straight to business.
CORTEZ: Diaz has asked me to oversee a minor business transaction.
 TOMMY: Let's hope it goes better than last time, huh?
CORTEZ: Which is why I thought of you, my friend.
CORTEZ: I've dropped some protection at the multistory carpark.
CORTEZ: Pick it up - then go and watch over Diaz's men at the drop off.
CORTEZ: Gracias, amigo.

LANCE: Hogging all the action, I see...
TOMMY: Look, you wanna do something other than just shadowing me everywhere?
TOMMY: Why don't you come along and show me if you're any use.
LANCE: I might just do that. The name's Lance, by the way.

 DIAZ: You must be Cortez's new gun.
TOMMY: Until more gainful opportunities arise.
LANCE: They'll be here any minute - we both better get a good vantage point...
LANCE: OK! I'll take the balcony, you get the roof across the yard.

 DIAZ: MY MONEY!
 DIAZ: Don't just stand there, you pricks, chase that Haitian dickhead down!
LANCE: Tommy! I'll stay here and watch over Diaz!

 DIAZ: I live! Dickheads! And it's all down to you! What is your name?
TOMMY: Tommy.
 DIAZ: I see you soon, amigo, I think!
TOMMY: Shit. Where's that guy Lance?
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d. SIR, YES SIR
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CORTEZ: Diaz was pleased, and would like to meet you again.
 TOMMY: Is that a good thing?
CORTEZ: Of course!
CORTEZ: Although I'm starting to think that Diaz was responsible
CORTEZ: for our unfortunate loss...
 TOMMY: What makes you say that?
CORTEZ: One does not wave accusations at a man like Diaz
CORTEZ: - I'm merely thinking out loud...
CORTEZ: No matter. I have a proposal that you could profit from...
 TOMMY: I don't have time to run more errands, Cortez.
CORTEZ: I would have thought a man with such dangerous debts
CORTEZ: would be hungry for opportunities. Please, Tommy, at least hear me out.
 TOMMY: Go on...
CORTEZ: I have a buyer for a piece of military hardware
CORTEZ: that is being taken through town. Pick it up for me...
CORTEZ: and once you get it, I want you to call me immediately, then...
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e. ALL HANDS ON DECK
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CORTEZ: Circumstances force a hasty departure, amigo.
 TOMMY: What's the problem?
CORTEZ: Ehh, the French want their missile technology back
CORTEZ: and after that last incident,
CORTEZ: I feel it is time to find safer harbors.
 TOMMY: Wouldn't it be safer to fly?
CORTEZ: I'd be dead before I reached check-in.
CORTEZ: Besides, I need to get my merchandise out of the country.
 TOMMY: Need another gun?
CORTEZ: You, my friend, are worth ten guns...

CORTEZ: Thomas, you have protected and served me well.
CORTEZ: But now you must leave us before we reach the open seas.
CORTEZ: I will lower my personal launch.
CORTEZ: Keep it, my friend, a token of my gratitude.
 TOMMY: Thank you, Colonel.
CORTEZ: One more request. While I'm away,
CORTEZ: could you keep an eye on Mercedes for me?
 TOMMY: I think she could look after herself, but sure, I'll keep an eye out.
CORTEZ: Gracias, amigo. Hasta luego.
 TOMMY: Adios, amigo.
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4.                        R I C A R D O  D I A Z
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a. THE CHASE
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 DIAZ: Come on, baby, go! Yeah! Yeah! Arrrrr!
 DIAZ: Stupid horse! I'll chop your head off! Grrrrr...
 DIAZ: Who is this dickhead?
TOMMY: Tommy Vercetti. You remember me.
 DIAZ: Excuse me. I'm a little anxious. Never trust a goddamn horse!
 DIAZ: You do a good job - you work for me now.
TOMMY: I work for money.
 DIAZ: As I said, amigo, you work for me now. Shut up.
 DIAZ: Some Judas has betrayed me.
 DIAZ: He thinks I don't know how much money I should be making,
 DIAZ: but stealing 3% is as good as stealing 100%.
 DIAZ: No one does this to me. NO ONE!!
 DIAZ: You follow him from his apartment and you see where he goes!
 DIAZ: Later, we will kill him.

  GUY: Ooh shit!
  GUY: Too slow grandad!
TOMMY: You better keep on running, asshole!
  GUY: Loser.
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b. PHNOM PENH '86
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 DIAZ: What kind of incompetent fool are you?
 DIAZ: FOOL! FOOL! FOOL! FOOL!
 DIAZ: Tommy!
TOMMY: What, Ricardo?
 DIAZ: These idiots - they always trying to screw you.
 DIAZ: That's the problem with this business.
 DIAZ: What do you think you're doing?
 DIAZ: These pricks have failed me miserably,
 DIAZ: Soon any mom and pop will think they can sell gallo in Vice City.
 DIAZ: What next, huh? The stinking Mafia?!
 DIAZ: That gang place is a fortress at ground level,
 DIAZ: so Quentin here - Quentin! QUENTIN!
 DIAZ: He'll fly you over the area!
 DIAZ: Eradicate them!
 DIAZ: What do you think you're doing?

TOMMY: What are you doing here?
LANCE: Hey, I've been asking around and it's obvious
LANCE: that Diaz jumped the deal and iced my brother.
TOMMY: And he'll kill you, too!
LANCE: I can take Diaz!
TOMMY: No - listen to me! I'll handle Diaz -
TOMMY: he's beginning to trust me.

TOMMY: One thing puzzling me, What's with 'Quentin!?
LANCE: I dunno, I always kinda liked it...Quentin Vance...
TOMMY: Vance? Your name's Lance Vance?
LANCE: Hey! I got enough of that at school!
TOMMY: Lance Vance. Poor bastard.
TOMMY: Where the hell are we headed anyway?
LANCE: Prawn Island.
LANCE: You ever fired one of those from a whirly?
TOMMY: No. I'll get a bit of practice on the way though.
LANCE: Ok, we're almost there.
LANCE: We'll make a couple of passes.
LANCE: So take out as many guns as you can.
LANCE: Then I'll set you down and you're on your way.

LANCE: Damn! This is a war zone! Take out some of those gunmen!
LANCE: We're taking hits here, man!
LANCE: This thing ain't cheap to fix! Take them out!
LANCE: Ok, you're on your own from here! Good luck, brother!
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c. THE FASTEST BOAT
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 DIAZ: Not so pleased with your selves NOW, huh!
 DIAZ: Ahahahahaa, Ahahahahaa.
TOMMY: Whoa! Watch where you're waving that thing!
 DIAZ: No more pigeon shit on MY car, eh Tommy!
TOMMY: Guess not.
 DIAZ: You're damn right. Now listen,
 DIAZ: you know who owns the fastest boat on the east coast?
TOMMY: Not off hand, no.
 DIAZ: ME. And I want it to stay that way.
 DIAZ: Every smuggler from here to Caracas has one dream, a faster boat.
 DIAZ: Rumor has it the boatyard has just completed such a vessel.
 DIAZ: for some Costa Rican dickhead.
 DIAZ: And Tommy...I WANT THAT BOAT!!!
 DIAZ: Ah! I thought I got you. Where'd you come from?
 DIAZ: Pigeons! Boom! Aaaaah!
TOMMY: I think your pigeons are back.
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d. SUPPLY AND DEMAND
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 DIAZ: Eject! PLASTIC CRAP!
 DIAZ: You doing this to me?
 DIAZ: Who do you think you are, you piece of plastic SHIT? Aaarrgh!
 DIAZ: SCREW YOU!
 DIAZ: It eats my favorite El burro movie, it die!
 DIAZ: What else could I do?
TOMMY: It's probably not plugged in.
 DIAZ: What?
 DIAZ: Damn - no matter, I can buy a hundred more.
 DIAZ: Now Tommy,
 DIAZ: each month a freelancer sails into Vice City and moors his yacht.
 DIAZ: He sells his cargo to the first boat.
 DIAZ: I want you to take the speedboat
 DIAZ: and beat all the other shitheads to it,
 DIAZ: then you bring the cargo here, ok!?

TOMMY: Let me guess, you thought I could use a guardian angel.
LANCE: I'm just saying you need to let me in there, my man.
LANCE: Now you can feed me all this 'lonely tough guy' crap,
LANCE: but I know one day I'm gonna save your ass,
LANCE: and you're probably gonna wanna kiss me!
TOMMY: Wacko.
LANCE: Hahahahahaha!

LANCE: So Tommy, we know it was Diaz busted our deal..
LANCE: So why the hell are we running errands for him?
TOMMY: The more we learn now,
TOMMY: the less we have to learn when we take this town over!
LANCE: I like your style, man. Real fresh.

LANCE: Good shooting, my friend. You're a real, proper, grade A lunatic.
TOMMY: Well, thank you.
LANCE: See you around, Tommy.
TOMMY: Okay, Mr. Lance Vance Dance.
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5.                          K E N T  P A U L
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a. DEATH ROW
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 PAUL: Awright mush, I'm gonna save your Vera, mate.
TOMMY: What the hell are you talking about?
 PAUL: You know that wanker Diaz, the Bugle Master.
 PAUL: He's got your boy, Lance. Word is your mate tried to jump him...
 PAUL: didn't jump high enough if you know what I mean.
TOMMY: Where did he take him? In plain English?
 PAUL: Keep your barnet on! They got him across town at the junkyard.
 PAUL: Bloody hell....you nutter!

TOMMY: There goes my careful planning blown to shit, thanks to you.
TOMMY: You screwed up real good, Lance!
LANCE: He killed my brother. What do you expect me to do, mow his lawns?
TOMMY: We're gonna have to take out that prick Diaz before he takes us out.
TOMMY: You ok to use a gun?
LANCE: Sure...I guess...nice to see you, too.
TOMMY: Let's get out of here.

TOMMY: Get patched up and meet me on the bridge to Star Island, ok?
LANCE: Ok, I got you.

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6.                    V E R C E T T I  E S T A T E
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a. RUB OUT
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LANCE: I got us some cannons in the trunk.
TOMMY: Holy shit! Where'd you get all this stuff?
LANCE: Been saving it for a rainy day.
LANCE: You like?
TOMMY: Yeah, I like.

TOMMY: DIAZ?! I've come to take over your business!
 DIAZ: TOMMY! You betrayed me, you idiot! I'm gonna kill you real soon..

 DIAZ: You stupid pricks...
 DIAZ: my beautiful house
 DIAZ: look what you've done to it!
LANCE: This is for my brother!
 DIAZ: I trusted you, Tommy.
 DIAZ: I woulda had you made...
LANCE: Say goodnight, Mr. Diaz.
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b. SHAKEDOWN
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  KEN: Oh, we gotta redecorate this place. We gotta make it look older.
  KEN: I can't stand this look. Tommy, whadaya say?
  KEN: Whadaya say we put a bar in...
TOMMY: You're my lawyer, Rosenberg, not my interior decorator. Got it?
TOMMY: Listen to me,
TOMMY: The time to take over this town is now.
TOMMY: It's all out there waiting for us.
LANCE: We need to start seizing territory,
LANCE: let Vice City know we're the new players in town, know what I'm saying?
AVERY: What you need is a legitimate front Tommy, real estate.
AVERY: It's never done me no harm.
LANCE: We need to start using some muscle
LANCE: or we can kiss all that hard work goodbye.
LANCE: Local businesses know Diaz is dead,
LANCE: and they're refusing to pay protection!
  KEN: Ooh! We could try bribery...
TOMMY: Bribery? Screw bribery! I'll show you how to make 'em scared!
TOMMY: I'll be back here in five minutes...
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c. BAR BRAWL
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TOMMY: What's the problem?
LANCE: Some bar is refusing to pay.
LANCE: They reckon they're protected by a local gang of thugs.
LANCE: But don't worry Tommy, I can handle it.
TOMMY: You call this handling it?
TOMMY: You two, off your asses...
TOMMY: Let's go.

TOMMY: Get in the car, useless.

TOMMY: Your protection needs a little more protection.
OWNER: Aw hell, not again! I don't need this crap!
OWNER: These idiots operate out of DBP Security around the block.
OWNER: You guys just sort it out amongst yourselves.
TOMMY: I'll be seeing you later.
OWNER: Yeah, yeah, whatever.
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d. COPLAND
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LANCE: You moron! What were you thinking?!
LANCE: Do you realize what this means?!
LANCE: We could all be sunk!
 MIKE: The timer must have got screwed.
 MIKE: That place was wired to go up like a firework factory.
 MIKE: Then somebody tipped off the cops...
TOMMY: what's the problem, fellas?
LANCE: Mike was supposed to torch some place in the mall,
LANCE: but he screwed the fuses and now the cops are crawling all over it.
LANCE: We gotta get our stuff and get out of here!
TOMMY: Relax, both of you, let me think for a second!
TOMMY: Tommy Vercetti just doesn't cut and run.
TOMMY: The cops are gonna be going over that building
TOMMY: with a fine toothed comb, right?
TOMMY: But that takes time.
TOMMY: We gotta go in and torch that place ourselves.
LANCE: Yeah, but...
 MIKE: No one but a cop could get within a mile of that place!
TOMMY: So we go as cops.
TOMMY: We gotta get uniforms - and we're gonna need a squad car.
TOMMY: All thanks to you Mike.
 MIKE: I'm sorry.
LANCE: I got it.
LANCE: What we got to do is lure the cops in with the finger,
LANCE: put them in a lock-up
LANCE: and jump 'em.
TOMMY: Good plan. Let's go!
 MIKE: Alright.

TOMMY: Ok Lance, let's get the cops' attention!
LANCE: Tie 'em up and gag 'em!

LANCE: Ooo. Fits perfectly!
TOMMY: bit tight around the crotch though...
LANCE: Oh yeah yeah, mine too. Mine too.

TOMMY: Remember - smile at the other cops
LANCE: Hey there officer. Nice badge, nice badge.
TOMMY: Real smooth, Lance.

LANCE: Ok, timers are set, 5 seconds and ticking.
TOMMY: 5 seconds?!! We got to get the hell out of here!
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8.                     F I N A L  M I S S I O N S
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a. CAP THE COLLECTOR
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TOMMY: Ok, what's the emergency?
KELLY: Tommy...some mob thugs ...said they'd come to take their cut...
KELLY: ...said it was a Mr. Forello's money...I feel like crap.
TOMMY: Forelli? SONNY Forelli?
KELLY: Yeah, that's the guy...I think...they were very insistent...
TOMMY: I'm not angry with you.
TOMMY: Get him to the hospital.
KELLY: Tommy...rip that guy a new asshole for me...
TOMMY: I'm gonna rip him two!
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b. KEEP YOUR FRIENDS CLOSE
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TOMMY: What's going on?
  KEN: Tommy! Oh good, good. Listen, listen. Uh, listen,
  KEN: I like fish. I love fish.
  KEN: I love them as pets in bowls, or as food on a plate,
  KEN: but as much as I love em, I don't want to sleep with them.
  KEN: Okay, but right now your Italian brothers are coming from up there
  KEN: to fit me with some cement shoes, and I...
TOMMY: Shut up Ken. Sit down.
TOMMY: Lance, what the hell's going on?
LANCE: It's your friends up north Tommy.
LANCE: They ain't too happy you capped their man.
LANCE: They're coming down to see the business today.
TOMMY: They took longer than I thought...
TOMMY: Guys, we gotta make this final
TOMMY: we gotta leave no doubt that this is my operation. Mine!
TOMMY: Ken, you get the first run of counterfeit cash
TOMMY: and put three mil in briefcases.
TOMMY: Lance, you get the guys together...

SONNY: Tommy!
SONNY: What? No big hugs for your old buddy?
TOMMY: I've had fifteen years out of the loop,
TOMMY: I'm a bit rusty on family etiquette.
SONNY: Always angry, eh Tommy.
SONNY: Didn't I say your temper would get you into trouble, huh?
TOMMY: There's three mil in the cases...
SONNY: How many was it? Ten? No, eleven men.
SONNY: That's how you get to be called the Harwood Butcher! Heh-heh-heh!
TOMMY: You sent me to kill one man, ONE MAN. They knew I was coming Sonny...
SONNY: Tommy, Tommy, watch your tone.
SONNY: Anyone would think you blame me
SONNY: for that unfortunate set of circumstances.
TOMMY: Just take the money...
TOMMY: Get the damn cash.
SONNY: You know, Tommy? I did what I could for you,
SONNY: I pulled strings, called in favors.
SONNY: I was your friend, Tommy.
SONNY: I hoped you'd see sense, see what's good for business.
SONNY: I trusted you, Tommy, and you disappointed me.
SONNY: But at least someone in your chicken shit organization
SONNY: knows how to do business,
SONNY: Isn't that right, Lance?
LANCE: I'm sorry Tommy. This is Vice City. This is business.
TOMMY: You sold us out...
LANCE: No. I sold YOU out, Tommy, I sold YOU out.
LANCE: The real cash is upstairs in the safe.
SONNY: Tommy, what was the big plan?
SONNY: You think I'd just take the fake cash?
SONNY: Save face and run away with my tail between my legs?!
TOMMY: No.
TOMMY: I just wanted to piss you off before I kill you.

LANCE: No one to cover your ass now, eh Tommy?
TOMMY: you're going down, you back stabbing prick!
LANCE: Oh you think so?

TOMMY: Come here you double-crossing piece of shit!
LANCE: You're history, Tommy, history

TOMMY: This is the last dance for lance vance!
LANCE: I said I had enough of that at school!

TOMMY: You picked the wrong side, Lance...

TOMMY: You took fifteen years from me Sonny...
TOMMY: And now I'm gonna make you pay!
SONNY: You still don't get it do you!
SONNY: I OWN you, Tommy.
SONNY: Those fifteen years were mine to spend!
SONNY: Get him boys, he never understood a thing.

  KEN: Tommy?
  KEN: Oh my god, Tommy! What happened?
TOMMY: What does it look like?
  KEN: It looks like you ruined your suit!
  KEN: and Tommy, that was a beautiful suit! Tommy, what on earth happened?
TOMMY: I had a disagreement with a business associate, you know how it is.
  KEN: Tommy, I have a disagreement, I send them an angry letter.
  KEN: Maybe I pee in their mailbox. I don't start World War III.
  KEN: You know, maybe you should speak to my shrink...
TOMMY: That stupid prick, Lance...
  KEN: Tommy. I never liked that guy, okay?
  KEN: He's neurotic, he's insecure, he's self-centered - the guy's an asshole!
  KEN: I'm glad you took him out!
TOMMY: I don't think we're gonna be getting
TOMMY: any more heat from up north either...
TOMMY: ...'cause there ain't no 'up north', anymore.
TOMMY: It's all down south now.
  KEN: Wait, does that mean what I think it means..? Tommy, baby!
TOMMY: What do you think it means?
  KEN: That we're in charge... I mean, that you're in charge. Oh, Tommy!
TOMMY: You know, Ken.
TOMMY: I think this could be the beginning
TOMMY: of a beautiful business relationship....
TOMMY: After all, you're a conniving, backstabbing, two-bit thief
TOMMY: and I'm a convicted psychotic killer and drug dealer.
  KEN: hehehe
  KEN: I know. Ain't it just beautiful?
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1.                    A V E R Y  C A R R I N G T O N
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a. FOUR IRON
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AVERY: Come in and park yourself on the hide, son.
AVERY: Hell, my daddy used to say, never look a gift horse in the mouth,
AVERY: and by golly, he never did.
AVERY: Would you like a drop of the old Kentucky?
TOMMY: No thanks.
AVERY: A clean thinker! I like that.
AVERY: Now, the property business isn't all about high-falootin' paper pushing.
AVERY: It's about dirt! And the will to claim that dirt! You with me, son?
TOMMY: Oh yeah.
AVERY: Well, I need some tenacious bastard to let go of some dirt,
AVERY: and you look to me like the kind of guy to persuade him.
TOMMY: Persuasion's my forte.
AVERY: Yeh, he'll be down at the country club, down on the golf course.
AVERY: They don't allow guns, so his bodyguards won't be packing lawgivers.
AVERY: Go beat eight tons of crap out of him.
AVERY: Here now - I got you a membership,
AVERY: and boy you're going to need more appropriate clothing.
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b. DEMOLITION MAN
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AVERY: Now look here, son.
AVERY: I got a problem and I reckon you could help me with it.
TOMMY: I'm no builder.
AVERY: No, I was thinking more of your demolition skills.
AVERY: Now this here, this is the development as planned and this,
AVERY: this is the property that we're looking at.
TOMMY: You're trying to say this new office block is kind of in the way.
AVERY: You catch on quick.
AVERY: Now I'm going to head out of town for a while
AVERY: and if that office development were to face sudden
AVERY: and insurmountable structural problems, then I..
TOMMY: As a civil minded individual you'd feel obliged to step in and
TOMMY: save the rejuvenation of an important area of the city?
AVERY: Where can I get more guys like you!?
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c. TWO BIT HIT
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 AVERY: Tommy, this is Donald Love. Donald, this here is Tommy Vercetti,
 AVERY: the latest gunslinger to come to these parts.
DONALD: Yeh...uh...
 AVERY: Donald, you just shut up and listen, and you might learn something.
 AVERY: Now, nothing brings down real estate prices
 AVERY: quicker than a good old-fashioned gang war
 AVERY: 'cept maybe a disaster, like a biblical plague or something,
 AVERY: but, that may be going too far in this case.
 AVERY: You getting this down, you four-eyed prick?
 AVERY: Now recently a Haitian gang lord died.
 AVERY: Apparently the Cubans did it, nobody's certain.
 AVERY: But let's make them certain! You disguise yourself as a Cuban hombre,
 AVERY: and head on down to crash that funeral.
 AVERY: Mix it up, and then high tail it.
 AVERY: You getting this down, Donald?
 AVERY: Well, that ought to put the coyote in the chicken coop, huh?
 AVERY: And then we'll just sit back, and watch the prices tumble.
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2.                           L O V E  F I S T
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a. LOVE JUICE
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 JEZZ: AllllllllRrrighttt!
 PAUL: Yessss! Brilliant, bloody brilliant!
 PAUL: Hey, Tommy! Glad you could make it.
 PAUL: Hey, you ever met Love Fist before?
TOMMY: No, I haven't but I've always loved your music.
 PAUL: Let me introduce you to the band.
 PAUL: This is Percy, Dick, and Willy's in the kaze,
 PAUL: and that was Jezz in the booth earlier,
 PAUL: and guys, I want you to meet a good friend of mine.
 PAUL: This is Tommy. We go way back.
 JEZZ: All right, pal.
 JEZZ: And eh, what was your name again?
 PAUL: Leave it out, Jezz you, remember
 PAUL: don't be playing them games with me, mate,
 PAUL: I'm too crafty for that, sunshine!
 PAUL: You see, the thing is, Tom, the boys need some help.
 PAUL: They ain't too connected here,
 PAUL: they don't have the old 'how's your father?'
 JEZZ: We need some drugs, pal!
 JEZZ: Gonna get on the old Love Fist fury, you know?!
TOMMY: Well, this is Vice City, man. What's the problem?
PERCY: We need Love Juice, man, you know?
 DICK: Love Juice, man!
TOMMY: Love Juice?
 JEZZ: Aye, two parts boomshine, 1 part trumpet,
 JEZZ: 5 fizz bombs and a liter of petrol.
PERCY: Can you help us out, pal?
 PAUL: Aw, it would really mean a lot to the boys.
 PAUL: You can do that for the boys, right?
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b. PSYCHO KILLER
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 PAUL: Tommy, man. Am I glad to see you!
TOMMY: What's going on?
 JEZZ: Bad vibes, Tommy....
PERCY: Aye, I'm not joking, it's heavy stuff man, heavy you know?
 JEZZ: There's this cat, we hardly know him, but he knows us.
 JEZZ: Like this cat. Knows all about us.
 JEZZ: Knows that Willy likes his ladies' underwear, eh!
 JEZZ: Or that Percy likes Duran Duran!
PERCY: Shut up ye fool. Just 'cause Jezz bangs sheep.
PERCY: It's a love rocket thing, you know?
 PAUL: Oi shut it!
 JEZZ: Yeah, the love rocket thing, right. But listen, this cat...
 PAUL: yeh, yeh, the guy, he wants Love Fist dead.
 PAUL: Dead Tommy.
 PAUL: Love Fist gone. You know what they say, the good die young.
 PAUL: but Tommy, you gotta save Love Fist!
 JEZZ: We got a signing in two hours and I think...
 PAUL: And the boys think the stalker's gonna try some monkey business there.
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c. PUBLICITY TOUR
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 JEZZ: Tommy! Tommy! Tommy, man, that psycho's back!
TOMMY: What's going on?
 PAUL: That psycho won't leave Love Fist alone!
 JEZZ: You didn't kill him man. And now he's back.
 PAUL: Yeah, yeah, yeah, and the thing is...
 JEZZ: The thing is, we need someone to drive the limo we can trust,
 JEZZ: cause that nutter keeps making threats!
PERCY: I'm shitin' masel' man. I need ma ma!
 DICK: We're all bricking ourselves, man.
TOMMY: Okay guys, calm down, I'll handle this.
TOMMY: Normally I wouldn't busy myself with driving around
TOMMY: a bunch of drunken Scottish bisexuals,
TOMMY: but, in your case I'll make an exception.

 PERCY: At last man, time for a well earned drink.
  DICK: The venue's just a hundred yards down the road.
 PERCY: Better make it a large one then. Hey Tommy, change the tunes, man.
  JEZZ: I get confused if my head ain't banging.
  JEZZ: Ah look, what's this? Hey Tommy, stick this tape on.
PSYCHO: Love Fist. Your time polluting the airwaves is over.
PSYCHO: I gave you the chance to be friends.
PSYCHO: Now, I'm giving you the chance to die.
PSYCHO: Try to slow down and your limousine will explode,
PSYCHO: along with your BIG, HAIRY ARSES!
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3.                        M I T C H  B A K E R
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a. ALLOY WHEELS OF STEEL
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TOMMY: Where's Baker?
TOMMY: I'm looking for Big Mitch Baker...
BAKER: Who's lookin'?
TOMMY: Tommy Vercetti.
BAKER: Vercetti.
BAKER: You don't look like the law, so that's bought you a minute.
BAKER: You better talk fast.
TOMMY: Kent Paul said you might be interested in pulling security
TOMMY: for a gig he's got set up.
BAKER: Kent Paul? Sheesh! No wonder he sent ya.
BAKER: The last time he was here he left through the window
BAKER: in nothing but his limey birthday suit.
TOMMY: Are you interested or not?
BAKER: We only do favors for our own.
TOMMY: How do I join?
BAKER: This ain't no country club, boy. Can you handle a bike?
TOMMY: Can you sit on a stool and drink?
BAKER: Cougar, Zeppelin, go see how this girl handles a bike...

BIKER: All right, fancy clothes. Let's see what you can do.
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b. MESSING WITH THE MAN
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BAKER: Ah, got ya again.
BAKER: Hey Vercetti.
BAKER: Cougar says you can handle a bike pretty good.
TOMMY: Yeah, how many more errands am I gonna to have to run?
TOMMY: I'm a very busy man.
TOMMY: If it's a fight that's gonna settle this then bring it on.
BAKER: Being one of us ain't just about brawlin'.
BAKER: It's about being part of a family.
TOMMY: Yeah, I've been part of a family before alright. It didn't work out.
BAKER: Yeah, right, but this family takes care of its own.
BAKER: We don't ask a man to do the dirty work
BAKER: and then let him do fifteen years hard time.
BAKER: Yeah, that's right. I've done my homework.
BAKER: This here's the biggest family of misfits, outcasts and badasses.
BAKER: Hell, some of us has even been betrayed by our own country.
TOMMY: I was locked up during 'Nam. Ugly business.
BAKER: Which is why I'm gonna ask you to go mess with the man.
BAKER: This whole damn country needs a kick in the ass,
BAKER: and we're the ones to deliver it.
BAKER: So get out there, grab a bike and show this city how pissed you are!
TOMMY: Alright, alright.
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c. HOG TIED
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TOMMY: Hey there, Mitch.
BAKER: Well, if it ain't 'bad ass' Vercetti.
BAKER: Now I wanna see how good you can fight for your patch.
BAKER: A local street gang made the mistake of stealing my hog...
BAKER: probably because of some machismo thing or somethin'.
BAKER: Me and the boys would go over there
BAKER: and teach them a lesson in respect an'all.
BAKER: Anyways.
BAKER: Then I got to thinking - this would make a good initiation for you.
BAKER: You get my bike back, you can tell Paul he's got his security.
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4.                      A U N T I E  P O U L E T
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a. JUJU SCRAMBLE
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 TOMMY: Hello? Hello?
AUNTIE: Come in, my dear, and rest your soul.
AUNTIE: You must be the big bad man me grandaddy been chattin' 'bout.
AUNTIE: Tells me tings about you, you know, when he visits,
AUNTIE: and about the others who wait for you.
AUNTIE: Now, we all dead for long time, but you,
AUNTIE: I wouldn't want to be in your shoes, ha ha ha ha ha!
 TOMMY: I got a message to come here.
AUNTIE: Can you hear dem?
AUNTIE: Dem callin' your name, boy, must want you pretty bad, don't ya tink?
AUNTIE: Now you do old Aunite Poulet a turn, huh, maybe she help you.
AUNTIE: Maybe she can give you a little juju after all of dis.
AUNTIE: Give you some magic to give the law man the stink eye, hmmmmm?
 TOMMY: Look, this is all very, um... give me what?
 TOMMY: I,I, I think I've got the wrong address...
AUNTIE: Do me these tings, Tommy......
AUNTIE: The Cubans, nasty proud foofoos, mmm,
AUNTIE: been making my lovely Haitian boys shake de heads.
AUNTIE: Now they told the policeman where me been stashing my powders.
AUNTIE: Dey tink it drugs, them stupid.
AUNTIE: Now be a good boy Tommy and go and get the powders for Auntie Poulet.
 TOMMY: Yeah, yeah, sure, sure.
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b. BOMBS AWAY!
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 TOMMY: Oh, sorry, I - I must have the wrong address...
AUNTIE: Well, you might as well come in and rest your soles and have some tea.
AUNTIE: Do you have something there for me, Tommy?
 TOMMY: Yeah...
 TOMMY: This place feels familiar to me,
 TOMMY: uh - it's - a smell from childhood - a deja vu...
AUNTIE: Now Tommy, I'm going to whisper a lickle errand for you.
AUNTIE: Hear me well, aye?
 TOMMY: You look like someone I, I...
AUNTIE: The Cubans have fast boats they use to cross the seas with drugs.
AUNTIE: It is their livelihood.
AUNTIE: Me nephew bin making lickle flying bombs to take dem out.
AUNTIE: Blow de boats to coffin wood.
 TOMMY: Thanks for the tea.
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c. DIRTY LICKIN'S
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 TOMMY: Hello? Hello
 TOMMY: uh..I'm looking for somebody around here...
AUNTIE: You looking hungry, Tommy.
 TOMMY: Do I know you?
AUNTIE: Hush now.
AUNTIE: One more ting an I can let you go, Tommy.
AUNTIE: My boys gone war wit dem Cuban boys.
AUNTIE: But no guns.
AUNTIE: Hmm, but de Cubans have a surprise comin'.
AUNTIE: While they fight in de streets,
AUNTIE: you take this rifle and kill dem in de hubbub.
AUNTIE: No one sees you, no one hear you.
AUNTIE: Now, Tommy, you do this for me,
AUNTIE: and you no longer tied to my apron strings.
 TOMMY: Kay auntie..
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5.                     U M B E R T O  R O B I N A
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a. STUNT BOAT CHALLENGE
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ALBERTO: Si, men?
UMBERTO: Hey, easy Papi, this man's for me. You, you the boy?
UMBERTO: Oh yeh. You the boy. I think so, you know?
  TOMMY: No. I don't think I do.
UMBERTO: Oh yeah? You come here, tough guy.
UMBERTO: You think you can take me on?
UMBERTO: You think you can play stupid with me?
  TOMMY: No, I think you're playing plenty stupid enough for both of us.
ALBERTO: Hey, he call you dumb, son.
UMBERTO: And I call him a little girl, Papi.
UMBERTO: Look at him, all dressed up like that.
UMBERTO: What is this, ladies night?
UMBERTO: You some kind of tough guy, you dress like a woman?
UMBERTO: You got on panties like a woman too, huh?
  TOMMY: What you got against women? You prefer men, big boy?
UMBERTO: I like women! I like all women! I love my mother, chico!
  TOMMY: Alright, alright, I'll take your word for it. Relax.
UMBERTO: Can you drive, amigo?
  TOMMY: Yeah... like a woman.
UMBERTO: Very funny. I like you, big boy. Maybe you can help.
UMBERTO: Maybe you can prove you a man. Huh?
UMBERTO: Take out the boat.
UMBERTO: Show me you got some big cojones,
UMBERTO: and not some little bitty chiquita ones.

 RICO: Hey, I'm Rico. You the man with the big cojones?
 RICO: Ok man, treat her like a woman.
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b. CANNON FODDER
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  TOMMY: Un cafecito, por favor, Alberto..
ALBERTO: No hay problema, Tommy.
UMBERTO: Papi! Un gran problema!
ALBERTO: Umberto my son, what happened?
UMBERTO: The Haitians! I hate these Haitians!
UMBERTO: They mess with me for the last time!
UMBERTO: These Haitians! We take 'em out!
UMBERTO: Only we need some backup.
UMBERTO: I lost a few hermanos already out there.
UMBERTO: Amigo, you drive good!
  TOMMY: For a woman. Right?
UMBERTO: This is no time for joking!
UMBERTO: Come on, drive for me again!
UMBERTO: Take my boys over there, and then we'll take these Haitians down!
UMBERTO: They mess with me, they mess with the biggest boy in town!
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c. NAVAL ENGAGEMENT
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  TOMMY: Alberto. Una cafe, senor.
UMBERTO: Poppa, don't serve this snake in the straw.
UMBERTO: You're two-faced, Tommy!
UMBERTO: You're either two-faced, or you're a wimp, baby boy!
UMBERTO: The Haitians, man. They're laughing at me!
  TOMMY: Easy, easy. What's your problem?
UMBERTO: They're laughing at me, Tommy. At me!
UMBERTO: Umberto Robina! They're doing whatever they like!
  TOMMY: Nobody does whatever they like, Umberto, they do what you let them do.
UMBERTO: What?
  TOMMY: You want somebody taken care of?
  TOMMY: I can handle it, but it's gonna cost you.
  TOMMY: I know we're brothers and all, but this is business.
UMBERTO: Tommy. You a real man. Businessman, a gentleman.
UMBERTO: These Haitians.
UMBERTO: They have a load of product coming in off shore, really good stuff.
UMBERTO: We take it, and we finish them.
UMBERTO: You take it, and I look after you. Like my brother. Like my son.
  TOMMY: I think I prefer the cash to being bounced on your knee, amigo.
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d. TROJAN VOODOO
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UMBERTO: Hey, ladies. You know what I'm gonna do?
UMBERTO: I'm gonna kill me a Haitian. And then?
UMBERTO: And then I'm going to make love like a man.
UMBERTO: You know that, chica? Something like this.
 WOMAN1: Loser!
 WOMAN2: Prick.
UMBERTO: Hey, baby, I wouldn't touch you with a ten foot pole!
UMBERTO: Umberto Robina, he likes the ladies! Not some goat in a skirt!
UMBERTO: Tommy!! Tommy, I love you, I love you! Let's go!
  TOMMY: Go where? Can't I get a cup of coffee first?
UMBERTO: No time for coffee! Besides, I just had one.
UMBERTO: We gonna take out the Haitians.
UMBERTO: Tommy, how do you take out a snake?
UMBERTO: You bite him in the ass! Hahaha!
  TOMMY: Whatever you say, Umberto.
UMBERTO: Tommy, you go and get us a little Haitian car.
UMBERTO: When you get it, come back and pick up my boy.
UMBERTO: Pepe, and take him out to the Haitians.
UMBERTO: Then, you go around to the Haitians processing plant,
UMBERTO: and you use their solvent as an explosive.
UMBERTO: Boom! Bye bye!
  TOMMY: Umberto, what about you?
UMBERTO: Uhh... I'm going to stay behind, and watch over the cafe with Poppa.
UMBERTO: He not feeling so good. You know?
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6.                         P H I L  C A S S I D Y
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a. GUN RUNNER
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TOMMY: Phil?
 PHIL: RUN!
 PHIL: Run!
 PHIL: Hoooooweeeeee!
 PHIL: Never get a naked flame
 PHIL: too close to one of Phil Cassidy's Boomshine stills!
TOMMY: Shit Phil, you drink that stuff?
 PHIL: Hell, you don't have to drink it
 PHIL: just a good whiff will set you off. Hoowwee!
TOMMY: Listen Phil, you said you could fix me up with some firepower...
 PHIL: Sure thing.
 PHIL: There's some Mexican gun-runner been doing me for business of late.
 PHIL: He does his weekly run about now.
 PHIL: Ram his hardware off the back of his trucks before he goes to ground.
 PHIL: And you'd be doing me a favor while you're at it.
 PHIL: Then finish him off.
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b. BOOMSHINE SAIGON
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TOMMY: Hey Phil, how's it goin?
 PHIL: Heeyyyy, Tommy. Howyadoin'? Ish been too long...
TOMMY: I swear you should lay off that boomshine, man,
TOMMY: smells like paint stripper. Making my eyes burn...
 PHIL: Shshs shhh youshelf Tommy,
 PHIL: and come over here because there's someshin'
 PHIL: I wanna show you.. someshin.
TOMMY: Woof! God! Should I be able to smell that from way over here?
TOMMY: I'm feeling woozy.
 PHIL: Don'tchaworry about the shmell Tommy, you jush wash thish.
 PHIL: Shitty-cheap-batteriesh or shumin'. There'sh shum more on the bench.
 PHIL: TA-DAAA!
 PHIL: Aww Damn!
 PHIL: Ha ha ha ha ha!
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7.            A S S A S S I N A T I O N  M I S S I O N S
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a. ROAD KILL
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CALLER: Mr. Teal, your help in eradicating those out-of-towners
CALLER: was invaluable to business. I have more work for you
CALLER: with a more 'hands-on' approach.
CALLER: Your next job is taped under the phone.
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b. WASTE THE WIFE
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CALLER: My compliments on a job well done Mr. Teal. My client was very pleased.
CALLER: I have more work for you with a more 'hands-on' approach.
CALLER: Your next job is taped under the phone.
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c. AUTOCIDE
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CALLER: A European gang plans to hit a bank in Vice City.
CALLER: My employers would rather this didn't happen.
CALLER: Each member of the gang has a cover while they are here in Vice City.
CALLER: Some have menial jobs, others are on vacation.
CALLER: Each target and their likely whereabouts are taped under the phone.
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d. CHECK OUT AT THE CHECK IN
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CALLER: Time to fry bigger fish, Mr. Teal.
CALLER: There's a rifle in the foliage to your right.
CALLER: Watch the woman standing on the balcony above the check-in desks.
CALLER: She will walk through the crowd and ask someone the time.
CALLER: You must kill that person, retrieve his case
CALLER: and take it to the location taped under the phone.
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e. LOOSE ENDS
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CALLER: There is a valuable exchange taking place on the roof
CALLER: of the Cherry Popper Ice Cream Company.
CALLER: Kill everyone involved, steal the merchandise and
CALLER: take it to the helipad at the airport.
CALLER: There is a gate to your left that leads to the back of the factory.

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V.                         ASSET MISSION SCRIPTS
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1.                       S U N S H I N E  A U T O S
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   BJ: B.J. Smith. And you must be Mr. Vercetti.
   BJ: Would you like the tour?
TOMMY: Might as well.
   BJ: Well, I'm very sad to be selling the dealership to y'all.
   BJ: This was my first investment after I turned pro.
   BJ: But now it's time for me to move on.
TOMMY: You're leaving town?
TOMMY: Not in too much of a hurry, I hope?
   BJ: No. I'm just coming out of retirement,
   BJ: and preparing for my future comeback.
   BJ: The business wasn't too strong,
   BJ: and my staff took it upon themselves to get a bit more
   BJ: creative with the generation of wealth.
   BJ: Obviously, I could wind down the business before I hand it over.
   BJ: Hell, I could burn the place down if I wanted to.
   BJ: This is prime development land.
TOMMY: Oh, I wouldn't worry about any of that.
TOMMY: This place seems perfect.
   BJ: Yeh it does, So I take it we have a deal?
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2.      C H E R R Y  P O P P E R  I C E  C R E A M  F A C T O R Y
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 LADY: Who are you?
TOMMY: Your new owner.
 LADY: Were you now, or at any time, a child?
TOMMY: What are you talking about?
 LADY: Were you a child!?
TOMMY: Yes! Calm down! What's wrong with you?
 LADY: I knew it. A child.
 LADY: A dirty, stinking, sniveling, snotting, vile, puking, crying little baby
 LADY: A baby!.. an awful, horrible, disgusting little boo hoo.
 LADY: Mommy doesn't love you. You little shit!
TOMMY: Ow! Calm down.
 LADY: I HATE babies, and I hate children.
 LADY: They're dirty, sniveling, snotting, vile, puking little..
TOMMY: Enough already! What's wrong with you?
TOMMY: You make soft ice cream, okay? It's purely for kids.
TOMMY: What kind of psycho are you?
TOMMY: Just so I understand this, why make children happy if you hate them?
 LADY: Oh, you stupid, sniveling, snotty...
TOMMY: Shut up!
 LADY: Brat!
 LADY: The ice cream is a front.
 LADY: We distribute other, non-dairy products.
 LADY: And if I see a kid, I put him to good use.
 LADY: Don't I, kiddies? Yes - yes, I do. Mummy doesn't love you.
 LADY: She HATES you!
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3.                           B O A T Y A R D
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TOMMY: Hello? Hel-lo?! Hello?
DUDE1: Put it out. There's a dude here.
DUDE1: Hey suit dude! I guess you're the new owner?
TOMMY: Yeah. Which one of the boats is the fastest?
DUDE1: It's already in the water, dude,
DUDE1: I though you might want to try her out.
DUDE2: Dude, she's already running with a 300 horse power engine...
DUDE1: and the fiberglass hull, she just shoots through the waves!
DUDE2: She can do like zero to sixty in four seconds flat dude...
DUDE1: and she can hold like twenty bales
DUDE1: of the best Jamaican smoke right in the hull!
DUDE2: So go ahead dude, she's ready to fly!
DUDE1: Yo yo, uh, suit dude, you gotta light?
DUDE1: Dude? Dude?
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4.                        K A U F M A N  C A B S
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 LADY: Guess you're the new owner.
 LADY: What are you, mob? Cartel? You don't look Mexican...
 LADY: Anyhoo, I guess you better get on with the
 LADY: 'things are gonna change around here' crap,
 LADY: maybe threaten one of the drivers
 LADY: go steady on Ted over there, he's just had his hernia fixed.
TOMMY: Well, yeah. Things are going to change around here, lady.
 LADY: Oh crap, sonny. Might as well leave this to me
 LADY: I've been doing this for years.
 LADY: Now hear this.
 LADY: We are now under new management
 LADY: and things are going to change around here again.
 LADY: Our new management, the -
 LADY: Which gang are you?
TOMMY: Well, I'm not part of any gang actually.
 LADY: What's your goddamned name, kid?
TOMMY: Vercetti, Tommy Vercetti.
 LADY: Our new management, the Vercetti Gang,
 LADY: is gonna make sure we get no trouble.
 LADY: Capiche? Out!
 LADY: Did you like the 'capiche'? I liked the 'capiche'.
 LADY: So this is how it's worked in the past,
 LADY: We run the firm as usual.
 LADY: If we get any trouble from rival firms, you beat the crap out of them.
 LADY: Then they beat the crap out of us,
 LADY: then you beat the crap out of them,
 LADY: etcetera, etcetera. You got it?
TOMMY: Uh, yeah, I guess...
 LADY: Just grab a taxi from the garage if you feel like jumping in.
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a. VIP
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FEMALE VOICE: Ok, we got a high class fare
FEMALE VOICE: needs picking up from Starfish island - any takers?
       TOMMY: Tommy here, I'll take it!

TAXI DRIVER: This is my fare, back off asshole!

      TOMMY: Come on come on, Get in, quick!
        VIP: Ok, ok! Just don't hurt me!
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b. FRIENDLY RIVALRY
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FEMALE VOICE: Calling all cars, we're losing fares all over town.
FEMALE VOICE: What's with you guys?
  MALE VOICE: VC Cabs keep beating us to it.
  MALE VOICE: They've just got too many cars - we can't compete!
FEMALE VOICE: Mr. Vercetti, if you're out there listening in,
FEMALE VOICE: you gotta put some VC Cabs out of action before we go bust!
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c. CABMAGEDDON
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FEMALE VOICE: Car 13, We got a Miss Cortez, asked for you especially.
       TOMMY: Ok, I got it. Car 13 out!

TOMMY: Hmmmm, no sign of Mercedes...
TAXI DRIVER1: It's time for Kaufman Cab's guardian angel to eat some fender!
TAXI DRIVER2: Hey boy I'm gonna tan your hide!
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5.                         T H E  M A L I B U
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a. NO ESCAPE?
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  KEN: Tommy! Hey, Tommy, look at this, this is great!
  KEN: I've got us this minibar installed!
TOMMY: We got a whole bar downstairs, Ken.
  KEN: Yeah, yeah, whatever. Well, I got the chalkboard you asked for.
TOMMY: Ah, that's the benefit of a law school education;
TOMMY: the ability to follow instructions.
TOMMY: Now, I need a safe man.
  KEN: Oh, all right, well, let me think...safe, safe, safe, safe
  KEN: I got it! This guy will blow you away!
  KEN: Ahh, nah, that schmuck. He's on the inside.
TOMMY: Where inside?
  KEN: In a police headquarter cell awaiting transfer.
TOMMY: I think he's about to get paroled....

TOMMY: Cam Jones?
  CAM: Yeah, that's me..
TOMMY: I'm busting you out!
  CAM: Whatever you say!

CAM: Lose the heat and get me back to my place!

TOMMY: I'm gonna be doing a job and you're my safe cracker.
  CAM: Beats losing my ass in a cell!
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b. THE SHOOTIST
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TOMMY: We need a stick up man. You know one?
  KEN: Hey, Tommy, Tommy, Tommy, this stuff keeps you sharp, man.
  KEN: WoooOOOooo!
  KEN: I could be your stick up man! Stick 'em up! Stick 'em up!
TOMMY: You ain't a stick up man, you're an idiot.
TOMMY: Now get yourself a drink and shut up.
  KEN: Hey, get outta my way! Yeh yeh yeh - ow ow ow!
  CAM: Relax
TOMMY: Cam, what do you think?
  CAM: Well, the best shooter in this town is a guy named Cassidy.
TOMMY: Is that so?
  CAM: Yeah. A military guy, or he thinks he is.
  CAM: I doubt he was ever in the army,
  CAM: but he certainly knows how to get a hold of guns.
  CAM: He'll be down at the shooting range.

TOMMY: You Phil Cassidy?
 PHIL: Why?
TOMMY: I'm looking for a man who can handle a gun.
TOMMY: From this setup, I'm not too convinced.
 PHIL: Son, I could shoot a fly off your head at 80 feet.
TOMMY: Oh really?
 PHIL: Yeah. I learnt in the army.
TOMMY: Fly shooting real popular in the army? Glad I don't pay tax.
 PHIL: You tryin' to be funny kid?
 PHIL: Ha ha ha ha ha!
 PHIL: Let's shoot.

TOMMY: So you wanna do me a favor, and help me put together a job?
 PHIL: Son, after shooting like that,
 PHIL: if you asked me to be your wife, I'd say yes.
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c. THE DRIVER
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TOMMY: Things are starting to come together nicely here.
  KEN: What's the plan, Tommy? Que pasa, amigo?
TOMMY: The plan is you keep doing that like a moron. Anyhow, we need a driver.
  KEN: Tommy, I'll do it. I can drive.
 PHIL: You want Hilary, mister. Not some smart-talking law school chump.
 PHIL: Hilary's the real deal. You ain't never seen anyone drive so fast.
 PHIL: I'll give him a call here.
 PHIL: Hey Hil, it's Phil. How's it going? No. don't talk.
 PHIL: We'll reminisce later. You want to do me a favor?
 PHIL: I got me a guy from up north.
 PHIL: No, no, I don't think he was in the service, but he wants a driver.
 PHIL: For a bit of action. Okay, I understand.
TOMMY: What'd he say?
 PHIL: Well, he'll do it, no problem. Well, there might be a little problem
 PHIL: see, he has abandonment issues.
 PHIL: Seems he won't work for anyone who can't beat him.
 PHIL: Something to do with his momma.
 PHIL: Anyway, he wants to race you first, said he'd meet you outside..

HILARY: You Tommy? Of course you're Tommy, I mean,
HILARY: Why else would anyone want to speak to me?
HILARY: OK. Consider it this way;
HILARY: I'll drive for you IF, and only IF, you can drive properly.
HILARY: Leave me alone - and I'll never forgive you.

HILARY: Ok. I'll drive for you, but please, treat me bad.
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d. THE JOB
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 TOMMY: As you can see, gentlemen,
 TOMMY: this is going to be the easiest buck we ever made.
   KEN: Tommy, seriously, you gotta consider going into law.
  PHIL: What the hell are you smoking, man? This ain't no simple plan!
  PHIL: Well, who needs a simple plan anyway?
  PHIL: Take communism, now that was a simple plan.
  PHIL: Didn't do Russia any favors, huh?
 TOMMY: Calm down, all right?
 TOMMY: With a team like this it's going to be no problem.
 TOMMY: We got Cam on safe. Phil? You and me will handle security,
 TOMMY: and Hilary'll drive the getaway car.
   KEN: Uh, heh heh, aren't you forgetting somebody?
   KEN: Somebody who helped you to no end in this town? Somebody who...
 TOMMY: Ken... Ken, that's right. Ken here,
 TOMMY: he washes the money for us and he keeps the drinks on ice.
HILARY: I don't understand what I am supposed to be doing here.
 TOMMY: Look, it's easy. Haven't you ever seen a movie?
 TOMMY: We walk into the bank, we wave the gun around, and leave very rich men.

 TOMMY: I'll drive.
HILARY: Great. A passenger. Wait 'til I tell the group about this.

   CAM: Tommy, Hilary's taking up too much room!
HILARY: I am not!
   CAM: Are too!
 TOMMY: Hey, shut up you two, or you can get out and walk.
   CAM: Yeah - HILARY.

TOMMY: For god's sake, Phil, stop waving that thing around!

 TOMMY: Keep driving around the block, OK?
HILARY: Okay, Tommy, okay.

TOMMY: Ok, guys. Nice an easy just as we planned.

TOMMY: THIS IS A RAID!
 PHIL: NOBODY MOVE!
TOMMY: EVERYBODY UP AGAINST THAT WALL!
TOMMY: Phil, hold down the fort!
 PHIL: Wilco roger that!
TOMMY: Come on Cam, the vault's upstairs...

  CAM: Damn! It's a Flange 9000!
  CAM: This could take hours to crack,
  CAM: Or five minutes if you could find the manager.
TOMMY: I'll go find where he's holed up.

TOMMY: Phil, things still sweet?
 PHIL: Sure. Everything's reeaal quiet.

 TOMMY: You - you're coming with me!
   MAN: Ok! Ok! Just don't shoot!

PHIL: I SAID NOBODY MOVE!

  MAN: It's on a time lock,
  MAN: You might as well give up now!
  CAM: Hell, I can bypass the time lock,
  CAM: Then we just need your key code and we're good!
TOMMY: Stay here. You try anything and you're dead.
TOMMY: I'm gonna check on Phil, I'll be right back.

PHIL: I told you not to touch that alarm!
PHIL: The SWAT team will be here any minute!
PHIL: I could do with some help here, Tommy!

POLICE: Vice City S.W.A.T! You are completely surrounded!

 PHIL: Surrounded? HA HA HA HAAAAAaaa!
 PHIL: They're crapping themselves, corrupt bastards!
  CAM: Tommy! The vault's open!
TOMMY: Ok, we got the SWAT retirement fund. Let's get out of here!

POLICE: Ok, you asked for it! You've had your last chance!

PHIL: They're storming the place!
PHIL: Take cover!

PHIL: That's the last of them. GO! GO! GO!

  PHIL: Shit! Where's Hilary?
HILARY: Hey guys! Get in! I got you covered!

    PHIL: We made it! We're rich! RICH!
MERCEDES: Tommy, would you like a massage?
   TOMMY: Well, Hi there, Mercedes! Yeah, I'm a little tense...
    PAUL: What'd I tell you Tommy? What'd I tell you?
    PAUL: Bent SWAT better watch out when Kent Paul is in town.
    PAUL: Come on, gimme a bigger slice, mate, c'mon.
    PAUL: I gotta get some new threads.
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6.                        F I L M  S T U D I O
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a. RECRUITMENT DRIVE
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STEVE: Action.
 GIRL: Whoa! Now that's big.
  MAN: 12 inches. That is regulation baby.
STEVE: CUT!! Who IS this idiot? You! YOU! Why are you in my space? WHY?
TOMMY: What is all this crap?
TOMMY: Aliens? Fishing poles?
TOMMY: Who's ever seen a shark that big?
TOMMY: All this stuff's gotta go.
TOMMY: Why'd you get in this business, ya prick?
TOMMY: Huh?
TOMMY: For the pussy, that's why! What is this??
STEVE: This is my art - SECURITY!
TOMMY: Look, you pompous asshole, I own you now. I own all of this.
TOMMY: We're gonna turn this place around...
TOMMY: I'm gonna make you rich.
STEVE: Uh. You're - You - you're Tommy Vercetti? But I thought that you were...
TOMMY: That's right.
TOMMY: We're gonna be making some changes around here
TOMMY: and start making some real money.
STEVE: Actually, have you ever thought about, umm...
TOMMY: But first we're going to need some good-looking broads.
STEVE: Yeh, girls are fine but you... whew!

TOMMY: Yo, Candy. I'm looking for movie talent - you interested?
CANDY: Sure! But, you'd have to talk to my agent...
 PIMP: The HELL are you doin'?
 PIMP: You should have stayed at home today!

   TOMMY: Hey Mercedes!
MERCEDES: Hey Tommy! You wanna party?
   TOMMY: Not now sweets. You interested in doing some movies?
MERCEDES: Of course. As long as it's cheap and sleazy.
   TOMMY: Heh heh - you're hired!

MERCEDES: Tommy, you coming in for a warm-up?
   TOMMY: Maybe later, babe...

MERCEDES: Whoa, cool shark!
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b. DILDO DODO
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TOMMY: How's filming going, Steve?
STEVE: Well, Candy is a natural and that new girl - she's insatiable!
STEVE: She went through half the cast and crew
STEVE: before I even took a light reading.
STEVE: Anyway, hey, tomorrow we're going on location to shoot the boat scenes
TOMMY: Boat scenes?! What boat scenes?
STEVE: The fishermen are in the throes of passion
STEVE: when this giant shark comes in -
TOMMY: What'd I say about the giant shark?
TOMMY: I said, 'NO GIANT SHARK', alright?
TOMMY: Just keep the cameras pointed at the poontang!
STEVE: Ok ok, hey Tommy, a guy's gotta try, right?
TOMMY: Get those flyers printed up?
STEVE: Yeah, but nobody's gonna let us distribute those things, I mean
STEVE: They're just too, uh, they're unimaginative.
TOMMY: You don't worry about that.
TOMMY: I've got my own ideas for distribution.
STEVE: O.K. Hey, Candy, uh - in my trailer.
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c. MARTHA'S MUG SHOT
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TOMMY: Ok, what's the problem now?
STEVE: SSShhhh!
STEVE: Well, after his close encounter with the nympho-invaders,
STEVE: our hero finds himself unable to think of anything
STEVE: but this huge phallic mountain -
STEVE: and that's when I want to do the scene with the vat of mashed potatoes,
STEVE: but then we, uh -
TOMMY: I don't give a crap about that!
TOMMY: J - Just keep going, keep going!
TOMMY: You mentioned something about some legal problem on the phone?
STEVE: Congressman Alex Shrub has jumped on the pre-election bandwagon,
STEVE: he's going after the puritan vote.
STEVE: Rumors are he's gonna support measures to restrict, shall we say,
STEVE: the more fleshy aspects of this nation's great entertainment industry.
TOMMY: Candy! You know Shrub,
TOMMY: you guys get up to anything kinky?
CANDY: Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah! Yes yes yes YES OOOoooh!
STEVE: Please - tell me you got that.
TOMMY: Was that part of the, uh... or was she talking to..?
STEVE: Hey, I can never tell. Anyway...
STEVE: You're probably best following her after the shoot,
STEVE: see if she'll lead you to their new love nest.
TOMMY: You got a camera?
STEVE: Yeah. Get him a camera.

CANDY: Hey!
SHRUB: Uh, Candy, could you call me Martha?
CANDY: Oh Alex - I mean Martha. Whatever you say...

CANDY: Martha, someone's watching.. how kinky.

BODYGUARD: You! Give me that camera!
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d. G-SPOTLIGHT
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CANDY: I'm sorry, but I just can't swallow this right now.
STEVE: Oh COME ON darling!
STEVE: He's hung like a sperm whale for pity's sake,
STEVE: how can you not feel the part?!
CANDY: But Stevie...
TOMMY: How's my star director?
STEVE: Oh, man. The struggle between the artistic integrity and
STEVE: the humping, pumping action continues unabated.
STEVE: And before you ask, yes, all four videos will be released by their...
STEVE: Honey, can you PLEASE keep the anaconda in the shot,
STEVE: he costs more per hour than you do!
CANDY: Oh, sorry Steve.
TOMMY: I was thinking,
TOMMY: we need some kind of big stunt to really promote the launch.
TOMMY: Something that will make a real impact on the City - you got any ideas?
STEVE: Well, in the old days they used to have gala events,
STEVE: stars, limos, the night sky crisscrossed with searchlights...
TOMMY: Searchlights! I've got an idea...
STEVE: ...yeah, yeah, yeah. The little sequined numbers,
STEVE: and the limos, oh, premieres
STEVE: Oh, yes ma'am, of course ma'am,
STEVE: and the press, and the barrage of lights...
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7.                        P R I N T  W O R K S
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a. SPILLING THE BEANS
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KELLY: Mr. Vercetti? Hey. You bought the old print works?
TOMMY: Yeah, my old man used to work on these.
TOMMY: I used to spend the evenings with him, cleaning the rollers...
TOMMY: I was going to follow him in his trade, but...I lived a different life.
KELLY: You planning on selling the old machinery, breaking it down?
TOMMY: I'm thinking we might print something - a newspaper, a magazine...
KELLY: Oh, crap, sonny, low grade crap. I've always fancied printing money.
KELLY: It ain't too hard.
KELLY: You know, I've been doing it on a small scale for years.
TOMMY: Really?
KELLY: Sure. But we'd need some good quality plates.
KELLY: Of course!
KELLY: There's a counterfeiting syndicate already operating in Florida.
TOMMY: A syndicate?
KELLY: Yeah. Just rumors is all I've heard.
TOMMY: I know a man who's good with rumors...

 PAUL: Look at the arse on that!
 PAUL: Awright girl, it's your loss mate init!
 PAUL: Awright me ol'china, how's it hangin'?
TOMMY: What do you know about counterfeiting?
 PAUL: Oh I'm fine Paul, how 'bout you?
TOMMY: Come 'ere!
 PAUL: Awright! Awright! Awright!! You're obviously a busy man.
 PAUL: All I know about dodgy readys is the Triads supply the plates.
 PAUL: They've got a shipping company down the docks,
 PAUL: the boss man would know when the plates are coming in next!
TOMMY: Thanks...Paul!
 PAUL: What's the matter with you, you maniac!
 PAUL: Give me another drink, lively!

BOSS: Who are you? Oooof! Aaiieee! Not the face! Not the face!
BOSS: Ok, I talk! I talk!
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b. HIT THE COURIER
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TOMMY: Alright, the courier's moving the plates from the docks today.
TOMMY: I'm gonna go intercept them, grab the plates, lose any heat,
TOMMY: and make my way back here.
TOMMY: Now. Depending how well this goes,
TOMMY: we may have five minutes to print the money
TOMMY: before the counterfeit syndicate finds us, or we may have all year.
TOMMY: Either way, I want green rolling off the presses
TOMMY: five minutes after I get back. Got it?
KELLY: Don't you worry Tommy. We'll be ready.
LANCE: Me an'the boys will be around in the neighborhood
LANCE: case you need any heat taken care of.
TOMMY: All right, everybody cool? All right. I'll catch you later...
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 VI.                            CREDITS

- Rockstar North for making GTA: Vice City.

- Rockstar Games for publishing GTA: Vice City.

- Me for typing this FAQ.

- vercetti_006 for telling me about an error I had in the "Death Row" script.

- chandlerbing for telling me about an error in "Recruitment Drive".

- David Green for telling me about an error in "Keep Your Friends Close".
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VII.                          LEGAL JUNK

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 © Copyright 2003-2004  Jason_C


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5.10
Weapons:

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Weapon Stats
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All of the stats below came straight from the game data, do not email me
telling us that there is a mistake with them, and the name is wrong, that's
what the data says, that's what it stays!

It took me 5 hours to make this into some useful info, by copying and pasting
loads of different stuff together, until I eventually got this. So you better
find it helpful!

- Psy

I'm also unsure on what most if them mean, so if anyone knows, feel free to
submit anything.

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Weapon name: Unarmed
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 2.4
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 8
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.6
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.65, 0.30
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 6
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: -1
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

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Weapon name: BrassKnuckle
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 2.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 16
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.8
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.8, 0.30
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 259
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

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Weapon name: ScrewDriver
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.8
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 45
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.5
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.,7 0.20
animation to play: screwdrv
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 260
model2 id: -1
Flags: 115000

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Weapon name: GolfClub
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.5
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 21
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.8
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.8, 0.30
animation to play: golfclub
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 16
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 15
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 261
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

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Weapon name: NightStick
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.5
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 21
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.8
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.8,  0.30
animation to play: baseball
animation loop start:  5
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 262
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

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Weapon name: Knife
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.8
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 21
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.5
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.8, 0.20
animation to play: knife
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 263
model2 id: -1
Flags: 115000

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Weapon name: BaseballBat
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 2.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 21
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.8
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.8, 0.30
animation to play: baseball
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 16
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 264
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

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Weapon name: Hammer
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.5
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 21
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.8
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.1, 0.8, 0.30
animation to play: baseball
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 265
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

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Weapon name: Cleaver
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.9
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 24
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.6
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.9, 0.20
animation to play: knife
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 266
model2 id: -1
Flags: 115000

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Weapon name: Machete
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 2.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 24
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.6
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 1.0, 0.20
animation to play: knife
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 267
model2 id: -1
Flags: 115000

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Weapon name: Katana
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 2.1
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 30
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.7
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 1.2, 0.30
animation to play: knife
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 268
model2 id: -1
Flags: 115000

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Weapon name: Chainsaw
Fire type: MELEE
Range: 1.7
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 1000
Damage: 35
Speed: -1.0
Radius: 0.55
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 1.3, 0.10
animation to play: chainsaw
animation loop start: 5
animation loop end: 35
point in animation where weapon is fired: 30
animation2 loop start: 3
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 48
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 269
model2 id: -1
Flags: 102000

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Weapon name: Grenade
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 75
Speed: 0.25
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 800.0
Spread: 1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0
animation to play: grenade
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 10
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 6
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 270
model2 id: -1
Flags: 2424

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Weapon name: DetonateGrenade
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 75
Speed: 0.25
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 800.0
Spread: 1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0
animation to play: grenade
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 10
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 6
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 270
model2 id: 291
Flags: 2424

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Weapon name: TearGas
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 75
Speed: 0.25
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 800.0
Spread: 1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0
animation to play: grenade
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 10
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 6
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 271
model2 id: -1
Flags: 2424

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Weapon name: Molotov
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 25.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 75
Speed: 0.25
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 2000.0
Spread: 5.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0
animation to play: grenade
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 10
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 6
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 272
model2 id: -1
Flags: 2424

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Weapon name: Rocket
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1 2
Damage: 75
Speed: 0.25
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 800.0
Spread: 1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.0
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 10
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 6
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 273
model2 id: -1
Flags: 2424

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Weapon name: Colt45
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 450
Amount of Ammunition: 17
Damage: 25
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0 3
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.30, 0.0, 0.09
animation to play: colt45
animation loop start: 11
animation loop end: 18
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 18
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 274
model2 id: -1
Flags: 680C0

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Weapon name: Python
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 1000
Amount of Ammunition: 6
Damage: 135
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.41, 0.03, 0.12
animation to play: python
animation loop start: 10
animation loop end: 31
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 14
animation2 loop end: 37
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 16
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 40
model id: 275
model2 id: -1
Flags: 28040

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Weapon name: Shotgun
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 40.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 450
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 80
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.86, -0.02, 0.28
animation to play: shotgun
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 34
point in animation where weapon is fired: 15
animation2 loop start: 9
animation2 loop end: 26
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 13
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 30
model id: 277
model2 id: -1
Flags: 20040

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Weapon name: Spas12Shotgun
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 750
Amount of Ammunition: 7
Damage: 100
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.85, -0.06, 0.19
animation to play: buddy
animation loop start: 14
animation loop end: 20
point in animation where weapon is fired: 15
animation2 loop start: 14
animation2 loop end: 20
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 14
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 25
model id: 278
model2 id: -1
Flags: 20040

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Weapon name: StubbyShotgun
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 15.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 750
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 120
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.55, -0.02, 0.13
animation to play: buddy
animation loop start: 14
animation loop end: 50
point in animation where weapon is fired: 15
animation2 loop start: 14
animation2 loop end: 56
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 15
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 25
model id: 279
model2 id: -1
Flags: 20040

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Weapon name: Tec9
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 500
Amount of Ammunition: 50
Damage: 20
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.45, -0.05, 0.11
animation to play: colt45
animation loop start: 11
animation loop end: 15
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 15
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 281
model2 id: -1
Flags: 280C0

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Weapon name: Uzi
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 45.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 500
Amount of Ammunition: 30
Damage: 20
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.45, 0.00, 0.12
animation to play: uzi
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 14
point in animation where weapon is fired: 12
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 13
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 25
model id: 282
model2 id: -1
Flags: 28840

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Weapon name: SilencedIngram
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 30.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 500
Amount of Ammunition: 30
Damage: 15
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.36, 0.02, 0.11
animation to play: colt45
animation loop start: 11
animation loop end: 13
point in animation where weapon is fired: 13
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 13
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 283
model2 id: -1
Flags: 280C0

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Weapon name: Mp5
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 45.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 500
Amount of Ammunition: 30
Damage: 35
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.51, -0.01, 0.20
animation to play:  uzi
animation loop start:  11
animation loop end: 14
point in animation where weapon is fired: 11
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 14
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 30
model id: 284
model2 id: -1
Flags: 28840

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Weapon name: m4
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 90.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 1000
Amount of Ammunition: 30
Damage: 40
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.88, -0.04, 0.16
animation to play: rifle
animation loop start: 14
animation loop end: 17
point in animation where weapon is fired: 15
animation2 loop start: 14
animation2 loop end: 17
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 15
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 280
model2 id: -1
Flags: 28050

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Weapon name: Ruger
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 90.0
Firing Rate: 250
Reload: 1000
Amount of Ammunition: 30
Damage: 35
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 1.00, -0.06, 0.17
animation to play: rifle
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 17
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 16
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 13
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 276
model2 id: -1
Flags: 28040

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Weapon name: SniperRifle
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 100.0
Firing Rate: 500
Reload: 1401
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 125
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0 8
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.66, 0.05
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 15
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 10
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 3
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 285
model2 id: -1
Flags: 100

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Weapon name: LaserScope
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 100.0
Firing Rate: 150
Reload: 1401
Amount of Ammunition: 7
Damage: 125
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.66, 0.05
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 2
animation loop end: 8
point in animation where weapon is fired: 3
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 10
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 3
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 286
model2 id: -1
Flags: 100

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Weapon name: RocketLauncher
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 55.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1200
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 75
Speed: 2.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 1000.0
Spread: 1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.42, 0.0, 0.05
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 99
point in animation where weapon is fired: 14
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 99
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 14
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 287
model2 id: -1
Flags: 324

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Weapon name: FlameThrower
Fire type: AREA_EFFECT
Range: 5.1
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 500
Damage: 25
Speed: 0.65
Radius: 0.075
Life span: 1000.0
Spread: 3.0
Fire offset vector: 1.30, 0.0, 0.56
animation to play: flame
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 13
point in animation where weapon is fired: 12
animation2 loop start: 6
animation2 loop end: 7
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 7
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 25
model id: 288
model2 id: -1
Flags: 1E

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Weapon name: M60
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 75.0
Firing Rate: 1
Reload: 500
Amount of Ammunition: 100
Damage: 130
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 1.0, 0.00, 0.23
animation to play: m60
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 16
point in animation where weapon is fired: 13
animation2 loop start: 10
animation2 loop end: 12
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 10
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 30
model id: 289
model2 id: -1
Flags: 8040

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Weapon name: Minigun
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 75.0
Firing Rate: 1
Reload: 350
Amount of Ammunition: 500
Damage: 140
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 1.28, 0.00, 0.50
animation to play: flame
animation loop start: 11
animation loop end: 12
point in animation where weapon is fired: 11
animation2 loop start: 11
animation2 loop end: 12
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 11
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 35
model id: 290
model2 id: 294
Flags: 200

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Weapon name: Detonator
Fire type: PROJECTILE
Range: 25.0
Firing Rate: 100
Reload: 1
Amount of Ammunition: 1
Damage: 0
Speed: 2.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: 2000.0
Spread: 5.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.0, 0.13
animation to play: man
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 10
point in animation where weapon is fired: 3
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 10
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 3
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 99
model id: 291
model2 id: -1
Flags: 200024

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Weapon name: HeliCannon
Fire type: INSTANT_HIT
Range: 100.0
Firing Rate: 1
Reload: 100
Amount of Ammunition: 150
Damage: 100
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 1.00, 0.00, 0.23
animation to play: m60
animation loop start: 12
animation loop end: 16
point in animation where weapon is fired: 13
animation2 loop start: 10
animation2 loop end: 14
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 12
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 30
model id: 289
model2 id: -1
Flags: 8040

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Weapon name: Camera
Fire type: CAMERA
Range: 100.0
Firing Rate: 500
Reload: 1401
Amount of Ammunition: 36
Damage: 0
Speed: -1.0
Radius: -1.0
Life span: -1.0
Spread: -1.0
Fire offset vector: 0.0, 0.66, 0.05
animation to play: unarmed
animation loop start: 0
animation loop end: 10
point in animation where weapon is fired: 3
animation2 loop start: 0
animation2 loop end: 10
point in animation2 where weapon is fired: 3
point in anim where we can breakout of anim/attack and run away: 25
model id: 292
model2 id: -1
Flags: 100

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Weapon List
=====================================================================

You can only carry 1 weapon from each slot on your quest on GTA:VC.
If you have a weapon from a certain slot and you come across another one, you
can swap them by pushing L1.

Fists (Slot 1)
-Fists
-Brass Knuckles

Melee (Slot 2)
-Screwdriver
-Golf Club
-Hammer
-Nightstick
-Baseball Bat
-Meat Cleaver
-Katana
-Knife
-Machete
-Chainsaw

Projectiles (Slot 3)
-Grenades
-Molotov Coctails
-Tear Gas
-Remote Grenades

Pistols (Slot 4)
-Colt .45
-Colt Python

Shotguns (Slot 5)
-Chrome Shotgun
-Spaz Shotgun
-Stubby Shotgun

Sub Machine Guns (Slot 6)
-Tec-9
-Ingram Mac 10
-Uzi 9mm
-MP5

Assault Rifles (Slot 7)
-Ruger
-Colt M4

Heavy Metal (Slot 8)
-Rocket Launcher
-M60
-Flame Thrower
-Minigun

Sniper (Slot 9)
-Sniper Rifle
-PSG-1			

Camera* (Slot 10)
-Camera

* YOU CAN ONLY GET THE CAMERA ON THE MOVIE STUDIO MISION "MARTHA'S MUG SHOTS".

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Weapons To Buy
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Ammu-Nation - East Island - Ocean Beach

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Colt .45        Pistol                  $100                    68
Ingram Mac 10   Sub Machine Gun         $300                    120
Chrome Shotgun  Shotgun                 $500                    32
Ruger           Assault Rifle           $1000                   150

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Bunch Of Tools - East Island - Washington Beach

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Screwdriver     Melee                   $10                     n/a
Hammer          Melee                   $20                     n/a
Meat Cleaver    Melee                   $50                     n/a
Baseball Bat    Melee                   $80                     n/a
Machete         Melee                   $100                    n/a

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Tooled Up - East Island - North Point Mall

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Screwdriver     Melee                   $10                     n/a
Hammer          Melee                   $20                     n/a
Meat Cleaver    Melee                   $50                     n/a
Knife           Melee                   $90                     n/a
Katana          Melee                   $300                    n/a

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Ammu-Nation - East Island - North Point Mall

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Colt .45        Pistol                  $100                    68
Uzi 9mm         Sub Machine Gun         $400                    120
Stubby Shotgun  Shotgun                 $600                    20
Sniper Rifle    Sniper Rifle            $1500                   40
Grenades        Projectile              $300                    8

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Screw This - West Island - Little Havana

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Screwdriver     Melee                   $10                     n/a
Hammer          Melee                   $20                     n/a
Meat Cleaver    Melee                   $50                     n/a
Machete         Melee                   $100                    n/a
Chainsaw        Melee                   $150                    n/a

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Phil's Place - West Island - Little Haiti*

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
M60             Heavy Metal             $8000                   200
Rocket Launcher Heavy Metal             $8000                   8
Minigun         Heavy Metal             $10,000                 1000
Remote Grenades Projectile              $1000                   8

*You will be able to buy guns from him after you complete all his missions

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Ammu-Nation - West Island - Downtown

NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Colt Python     Pistol                  $2000                   24
MP5             Sub Machine Gun         $3000                   120
Spaz Shotgun    Shotgun                 $4000                   28
M4              Assault Rifle           $5000                   150
PSG-1           Sniper Rifle            $6000                   28

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Getting Weapons From Hideout
=====================================================================

You can get these weapons by getting packages, here is the required packages
for the certain weapons to appear at the Vercetti Estate, The Hyman Condo and
the Ocean View Hotel.

*********
*WARNING*
*********

If you want to be able to collect all of your weapons from the Hyman Condo, do
not buy it until you have 70 packages, and then all weapons will be there.

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Package Rewards:

20 Packages = Chainsaw
30 Packages = Colt Python
40 Packages = Flamethrower
50 Packages = PSG-1
60 Packages = Minigun
70 Packages = Rocket Launcher

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NAME            TYPE                    PRICE                   AMMO
Chainsaw        Melee                   N/A                     N/A
Colt Python     Pistol                  N/A                     24
Flamethrower    Heavy Metal             N/A                     6
PSG-1           Sniper Rifle            N/A                     28
Minigun         Heavy Metal             N/A                     500
Rocket Launcher Heavy Metal             N/A                     8

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Finding Weapons
=====================================================================

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A. East Island
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Colt 45 -
From Ammu-Nation, heading South, follow the road to the end then turn right.
Follow it along, and then make a left just before you get to the white building
on the left. Follow this path along and stop when you reach some steps that
lead up to "Vice City Marina". Go up the steps and right and you will find your
weapon.

Machete -
From the Ocean View Hotel, follow the road south. Make the first right you can,
and soon after that, go into the alley on your left. Follow it all the way to
the end, and you will find the Machete under a small roof type thing.

Baseball Bat -
From the Ocean View Hotel, follow the road south. Make the first right you can,
and soon after that, go into the alley on your right. Follow it along, and a
short way, you will come across it on your right.

Brass Knuckles -
From the Ocean View Hotel, follow the road south. Make the first right you can,
and soon after that, go into the alley on your right. Follow it along, and just
after the Baseball Bat, you will come across it on your right.

Chainsaw -
From Ammu-Nation Go North, make the first right, and on the left will be some
apartments, go up the steps and you can enter the apartment on the right, go
in and then turn right and go into the bathroom where you will find the
chainsaw.

Uzi -
Find the Pay & Spray which is North of Ammu-Nation, then walk around the back,
and follow it around to get the Uzi.

Shotgun -
From the Pay & Spray, head North, and take the second right. Follow it to the
end, then go left. On your left you will see a spiral parking lot. Go up it,
and when you get to the top, go left. once you get down the ramp turn right and
you should see the shotgun.

Uzi -
From the Pay & Spray, head North, and take the second right. Follow it to the
end, then go left. Follow this road along and take the first right. A little
way on the left you will see a pink building with some steps, so go up here,
and head around to the left where you will see your prize.

Tear Gas -
From the hardware store, go across the small bridge and get to the police
station, go around the back and up the ramp, and you will find the Tear Gas to
the left side.

Shotgun -
From Ocean View Hotel head North, all the way to the end. When you get there,
go towards the beach, but stop before you get to the wall, then head South
again, a short way down you will see a shotgun behind a bench.

Machete -
From the hardware store, turn left, or just drive to the West, you will come to
the bridge to Starfish Island, and the Machete is at the left walkway of the
bridge, hard to miss!

Colt 45 -
From the hardware store, go North, and turn into the construction site, go up
the first small ramp, then drive to the back of the site's lower level, where
you will see the pistol.

Tec-9 -
From the hardware store head North all the way along, then go towards the
bridge that takes you near the pizza place. Just before you go over the bridge
you will notice a gap between the houses and the wall on the left. Go along
here and look in the 3rd gap between the houses for a Tec-9.

Detonator Grenades -
From the Hardware Store, head North, once you reach the top of the street turn
right and go over the bridge. Just as you get over the bridge keep heading in
the direction you're going in, and then when you get to the end, turn left.
After you have turned left at the end, drive North up this street, but a VERY
short way up you will see a building to the right with a ramp up to it, go up
here, and around the back to find the grenades.

Ruger -
From the Pay & Spray Head North, take the 3rd Right, and as soon as you have
turned right, look for a way into the garden. When you have gotten in, head to
the left or right side of the house and go up the stairs on the right side, all
the way to the top. This next bit can be tricky.
Jump onto the small stone ledge next to the wall on the left side of the stairs
(if you are looking down), then jump onto the roof of that section. Follow it
around, and then walk down the little ramp SLOWLY, and when you have a good
angle, and are close to it, jump onto the roof behind the house to land on the
ledge and get the Ruger.

Katana -
Look on your radar, or map for the most Northern blue icons on your radar. By
this I mean the Ammu-Nation or Tool Shop in the North Point Mall. Work your way
to the Mall, then go to the most South Eastern entrance. As soon as you get in,
head right, and go into the Tarbrush Cafe. Go behind the counter and into the
back room for a Katana.

***WARNING***

The Katana will not be accessible after you have beaten the mission "Cop Land"
for the Vercetti Estate.
This is due to the fact that: You Blow up the coffee shop, and it collapses,
which stops you from being able to get to it.

*********************************************************************
B. Prawn Island
*********************************************************************

M4 -
This weapon is found inside the movie studio, there are 2 ways to get there:

BEFORE YOU BUY THE MOVIE STUDIO:
Get to the North Pay And Spray. Head North along the road, and when you get
to the junction, go slightly left but keep going North. When you reach the
end of this street turn right then make the first left and head around to the
left and over the bridge. Pretty much as soon as you get over the bridge you
will see a ramp to you're left. Take that small jump, then use the vents to get
you across onto the next roof. From here you will see the main jump, which will
take you into the Movie Studio, so reverse as far back as possible, and then
speed for the jump. You should be to get inside by doing this.
Once you get inside drop down, and then head to the gate which would take you
out. Make a 180, then go in the second studio on the right and look behind the
space shuttle for the gun.

AFTER YOU HAVE BOUGHT THE STUDIO:
Just walk in through the gates, and then go into the 2nd room on the right, and
look behind the Space Ship.

Uzi -
Get to the North Pay And Spray. Head North along the road, and when you get
it the junction, go slightly left but keep going North. When you reach the
end of this street turn right then make the first left and head around to the
left and over the bridge. Once you get over the bridge, keep going along, and
take the first right. Follow it up to the top of the street, and then the house
directly in front of you will be the one you are aiming for. Its a big green
house. Go into the driveway for it, then go up the steps at the front, and you
should see the Uzi floating right above where the Gang Burrito sometimes is, on
the front balcony.

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B. Starfish Island
*********************************************************************

*MORE COMING SOON*

Here are some basic locations of weapons by Wayalla, I'll add some directions
to get there in the next week.

SORRY IF THESE ARENT MUCH HELP, BUT ITS BETTER THAN NOTHING.

* Shotgun, Basement of vercetti Mansion      (Starfish Island)

* M4, basememnt of vercetti mansion

* Katana, Driveway next to yur Mansion

* Flamethrower, Rockstar pool

* Sniper Rifle, Vercetti hedge maze corner

* Uzi9MM, deck of gang house                 (Prawn Island)

* Uzi9MM, staircase near shack               (Downtown)

* Molotiv Cocktails, Tacho Place corner

* Flamethrower, near garage                  (Vice Port)

* Ingram, next to Van

* Bazooka, Pool of Hooker inn

* Colt .45, next to garden by Cortez Yacht   (Ocean Beach)

* Knife, in alleyway near pole Position

* Baseball bat, in alleyway behind Ocean view

* Brass Knucles, near Baseball bat in garage

* Uzi 9mm, behind pay and spray

* Teargas, police station back lot           (Washington Beach)

* Nightstick, inside police station, lockers

* Shotgun, mall carpark

* Uzi 9mm, next to house

* Meat Cleaver, behind pizza shop            (Vice Point)

* Golf Club, inside leaf links               (Leaf Links)


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Weapon Descriptions
=====================================================================

Thanx to Segosa

Fists/Feet: Well, they are your fists and feet! what do you expect! you can use
them for punching, kicking and head butting. they aren't very useful against
armed opponents though.

Brass Knuckles: A big improvement over normal fists, they make a funny sound
when you punch someone. punch a man and he will be down on the floor.

Screwdriver: Probably the least powerful Melee weapon there is. Quite fun. For
about 5 seconds.

Golf Club: In Vice City, the golf club is NOT for playing golf, can be found to
the right as you enter the actual golf club in Vice City. Another way to get it
is by entering a Golf Cart when your Melee slot is empty.

Hammer: Its fun to destroy cars with this weapon, or hit people, or anything
for that matter.

Nightstick: This is the weapon the police use. To get one, either kill a cop,
or enter the police station in Washington beach, and go in the room on the
left. But you will get 2 star wanted level.

Baseball Bat: Used for Cracking heads instead of Baseballs. Can be found behind
the Ocean View hotel (Your first hideout).

Meat Cleaver: Knife used by chefs, and you!

Katana: One of my favourite Melee weapons, you can chop peoples heads off, and
stab them in their stomach with this! can be found in the Tarbrush Cafe in the
North Point Mall.

Chainsaw: My other favourite Melee weapon! Just keep Circle Pressed down while
running at people and they'll be dead! This is the only weapon that makes blood
splatter on the screen. If you are standing over a dead person, press circle
again to stick the chainsaw into their corpse and send blood everywhere!

Grenades: Hold down Circle button to throw them, the longer you hold the button
down, the further they get thrown, after you've thrown them, they'll explode
after a few seconds.

Molotov Coctails: Same Throwing technique as the Grenades, but this time when
it hits the ground, it will explode into a ball of flames and burn anyone who's
near enough.

Tear Gas: only 1 location for this, its by the Police Station in Washington
Beach. you only get 4 so use them wisely, use the Grenade/Molotov technique to
throw them, and instead of flames or explosion, a load of tear gas will come
pouring out!
It will kill people if they stand in it for too long, even you. It does nothing
to cars, and the game frame rate will slow down for some reason while you use
them.

Remote Grenades: Just like normal grenades, except that you decide when they
explode! Once you have thrown one, you will have a detonator in your inventory,
you will need to detonate the grenade before you can throw another.

~NOTE~
There is a glitch when you get 100% in the game, Since you get infinite ammo,
when you throw a remote grenade, the game will think you have infinite of the
detonators, so you wont be able to get rid of them! the only way to be able to
use any other weapons again is to die or get busted, or you could buy a weapon
from any shop, then, you will still have the remote in your inventory, but as
long as you don't select it, you will be able to use any other weapons.

Colt .45: Simple weapon, not powerful at all. just aim and shoot.

Colt Python: The ultimate pistol, One hit kill.  Slow reload rate though.

Chrome Shotgun: Simple Shotgun, it's like the one in GTA3, you get 5 rounds
when you enter a police car, but there are better shotguns around...

Spaz Shotgun: The best Shotgun in the game, One hit kill, it has can fire 8
shots, then it needs to reload, takes less than 2 seconds to blow up a car.

Stubby Shotgun: Its a lot like the Chrome Shotgun, except it kills in one hit
like the spaz. It needs to reload after each shot

Tech-9: My least favourite Sub Machine Gun, you can run while firing, but it
takes a lot of time to kill a person.

Ingram Mac 10: My favourite Sub Machine Gun, you can run while firing and it
doesn't take much to kill a man

Uzi 9mm: Its an OK Sub Machine Gun, you CAN'T run while firing, but it has a
decent firing rate.

MP5: The most powerful Sub Machine Gun, you CAN'T run while firing, but its
power makes up for that big time!

Ruger: The first Assault Rifle you'll get, not the best though. it fires quite
slow. And kills a man in one shot.

M4: Very nice gun. Fires quite fast. An all round decent gun.

Rocket Launcher: The king of destruction! Aim. Fire. That's all you need to
know.

M60: Kills in one shot but hasn't got a very good fire rate

Flamethrower: Flame people! Its great fun, just aim and fire, Flames will come
out and burn anyone in their way

Minigun: Also known as the Gatling Gun, takes 1 second to start firing, then
fires at an amazing rate, can destroy a vehicle in less than a second, and kill
a man immediately.

Sniper Rifle: Its just like the Sniper Rifle in GTA3, reloads slow too.

PSG-1: Most accurate Sniper Rifle. Reloads quite fast.

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5.11
Vehicles:

====================================================================

Here are all the vehicles in the game and a screen which PSY TOOK ALL OF THEM!
Alternatively go to www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Vehicles.htm

******************************************************************************
*AT THE BOTTOM OF THE LIST OF CARS YOU WILL FIND ITS POSSIBLE VEHICLE COLOURS*
*PLEASE NOTE THAT ALL OF THIS INFO WAS TAKEN FROM THE GAME DATA, AND IS      *
*CORRECT FROM WHAT IT SAYS, NOTHING BELOW IS WRONG, AND THE ONLY THING THAT  *
*HAS BEEN MISSED ARE CAR COLOURS FROM CERTAIN MISSIONS, WHICH WILL BE ADDED  *
*SOON. ALSO NOTE THAT CERTAIN VEHICLES HAVE WHAT WOULD APPEAR TO BE WRONG    *
*DATA, FOR EXAMPLE THE CUBAN HERMES, IN THIS CASE IT IS NOT THE CARS PAINT   *
*JOB THAT CHANGES, IT IS THE CARS EXTERNAL TEXTURES THAT GIVE IT ITS         *
*FEATURES.                                                                   *
******************************************************************************

Admiral
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Admiral.jpg

Ambulance
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Ambulance.jpg

Angel
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Angel.jpg

Baggage Handler
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Baggage_Handler.jpg

Banshee
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Banshee.jpg

Barracks OL
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Barracks_OL.jpg

Benson
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Benson.jpg

BF Injection
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/BF%20Injection.jpg

Blista Compact
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Blista_Compact.jpg

Bloodring Banger
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Bloodring_Banger.jpg

Bobcat
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Bobcat.jpg

Boxville
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Boxville.jpg

Burrito
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Burrito.jpg

Bus
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Bus.jpg

Cabbie
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Cabbie.jpg

Caddy
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Caddy.jpg

Cheetah
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Cheetah.jpg

Coach
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Coach.jpg

Coast Guard
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Coast_Guard.jpg

Comet
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Comet.jpg

Cuban Hermes
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Cuban_Hermes.jpg

Cuban Jetmax
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Cuban_Jetmax.jpg

Deluxo
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Deluxo.jpg

Dinghy
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Dinghy.jpg

Enforcer
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Enforcer.jpg

Esperanto
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Esperanto.jpg

Faggio
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Faggio.jpg

FBI Rancher
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/FBI_Rancher.jpg

FBI Washington
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/FBI_Washington.jpg

Firetruck
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Firetruck.jpg

Flatbed
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Flatbed.jpg

Freeway
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Freeway.jpg

Gang Burrito
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Gang_Burrito.jpg

Glendale
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Glendale.jpg

Greenwood
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Greenwood.jpg

Hermes
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Hermes.jpg

Hotring Racer
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Hotring_Racer.jpg

Hunter
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Hunter.jpg

Idaho
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Idaho.jpg

Infernus
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Infernus.jpg

Kaufman Cab
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Kaufman_Cab.jpg

Landstalker
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Landstalker.jpg

Linerunner
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Linerunner.jpg

Love Fist
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Love_Fist.jpg

Manana
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Manana.jpg

Marquis
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Marquis.jpg

Maverick
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Maverick.jpg

Mesa Grande
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Mesa_Grande.jpg

Moonbeam
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Moonbeam.jpg

Mr. Whoopee
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Mr_Whoopee.jpg

Mule
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Mule.jpg

Oceanic
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Oceanic.jpg

Packer
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Packer.jpg

Patriot
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Patriot.jpg

PCJ 600
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/PCJ_600.jpg

Perennial
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Perennial.jpg

Phoenix
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Phoenix.jpg

Pizza Boy
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Pizza_Boy.jpg

Police
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Police.jpg

Police Maverick
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Police_Maverick.jpg

Pony
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Pony.jpg

Predator
*Currently No Pic*

Rancher
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Rancher.jpg

Reefer
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Reefer.jpg

Regina
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Regina.jpg

Rhino
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Rhino.jpg

Rio
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Rio.jpg

Romero's Hearse
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Romeros_Hearse.jpg

Rumpo
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Rumpo.jpg

Sabre
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Sabre.jpg

Sabre Turbo
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Sabre_Turbo.jpg

Sanchez
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Sanchez.jpg

Sandking
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Sandking.jpg

Sea Sparrow
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Sea_Sparrow.jpg

Securicar
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Securicar.jpg

Sentinel
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Sentinel.jpg

Sentinel XS
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Sentinel_XS.jpg

Skimmer
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Skimmer.jpg

Spand Express
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Spand_Express.jpg

Sparrow
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Sparrow.jpg

Speeder
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Speeder.jpg

Squalo
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Squalo.jpg

Stallion
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Stallion.jpg

Stinger
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Stinger.jpg

Stretch
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Stretch.jpg

Taxi
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Taxi.jpg

Top Fun
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Top_Fun.jpg

Trashmaster
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Trashmaster.jpg

Tropic
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Tropic.jpg

VCN Maverick
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/VCN_Maverick.jpg

Virgo
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Virgo.jpg

Voodoo
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Voodoo.jpg

Walton
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Walton.jpg

Washington
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Washington.jpg

Yankee
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Yankee.jpg

Zebra Cab
http://www.psycopsy.com/gtavicecity/Zebra_Cab.jpg

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Car Colours

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WhY TeH fuxx0rz d1d j00 d0 d15???

Because loadsa people kept askin me what colours certain cars could be, so i
thought i might as well put em all in here.

Took me a good few hours to change it from data to this tho...
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Admiral

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Yellow8               |Yellow8
Green3                |Green3
Blue4                 |Blue4
Purple3               |Purple3
Striking Blue         |Striking Blue
Red1                  |Red1
Red2                  |Red2
Red6                  |Red6
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Ambulance

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Cherry Red
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Angel

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red5                  |Grey6
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Baggage Handler

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Grey4
White                 |Grey5
White                 |Grey6
White                 |Grey7
White                 |Grey8
White                 |Grey9
White                 |Grey10
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Banshee

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |White
Cherry Red            |Cherry Red
Yellow7               |Yellow7
Blue8                 |Blue8
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Barracks OL

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green4                |Black
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Benson

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Light8                |Blue5
Light8                |Purple5
Light Blue Grey       |Police Car Blue
Yellow4               |Blue5
Blue7                 |Purple10
Light10               |Red2
Yellow4               |Police Car Blue
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BF Injection

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Blue5                 |Yellow8
Red4                  |White
Orange6               |White
Yellow9               |Blue10
Green3                |White
Green7                |White
Blue6                 |White
Police Car Blue       |Yellow8
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Blista Compact

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Light Blue Grey       |White
Red3                  |White
Red7                  |White
Orange3               |White
Yellow5               |White
Yellow6               |White
Green2                |White
Green3                |White
Blue5                 |White
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Bloodring Banger

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Blue2                 |Yellow10
Blue8                 |Yellow9
Green6                |Orange10
Yellow5               |Hoods
Purple6               |Hoods
Red5                  |White
Red5                  |Hoods
Orange7               |White
===================================================================

Bobcat

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Temple Curtain Purple |Light Blue Grey
Yellow3               |Light Blue Grey
Green4                |Light Blue Grey
Purple8               |Light Blue Grey
Red2                  |Red2
Light Blue Grey       |Dark1
Police Car Blue       |Police Car Blue
Light4                |Red4
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Boxville

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Orange3               |Grey8
Yellow3               |Grey7
Green7                |Grey6
Blue8                 |Grey5
Purple7/Grey          |Grey5
Grey9                 |Grey6
White                 |Grey5
===================================================================

Burrito

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green2                |Green2
Green9                |Green9
Blue3                 |Blue3
Purple5               |Purple5
Grey2                 |Grey2
Light6                |Light6
Red1                  |Red1
Purple3               |Purple3
===================================================================

Bus

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green4                |Light3
Green9                |Light3
Blue7                 |Light3
Blue9                 |Light3
Purple4               |Light3
Police Car Blue       |Light3
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Cabbie

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Taxi Yellow           |Grey7
===================================================================

Caddy

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Blue9                 |White
Police Car Blue       |White
Temple Curtain Purple |White
Red9                  |White
Yellow3               |White
Green6                |White
Red4                  |White
Yellow5               |White
===================================================================

Cheetah

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Orange6               |Orange6
Yellow7               |Yellow7
Cherry Red            |Cherry Red
Blue4                 |Blue4
Grey7                 |Grey7
===================================================================

Coach

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Blue7                 |Grey6
Grey6                 |Grey10
Red4                  |Grey7
Green5                |Orange5
Purple8               |Grey8
Blue6                 |Blue3
Orange2               |Orange7
Grey5                 |Red6
===================================================================

Coast Guard

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Red6
White                 |Blue4
===================================================================

Comet

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |White
Red3                  |Red3
Police Car Blue       |Police Car Blue
Taxi Yellow           |Taxi Yellow
Midnight Blue         |Midnight Blue
Green7                |Green7
Blue4                 |Blue4
===================================================================

Cuban Hermes

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |White
===================================================================

Cuban Jetmax

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Yellow7               |Red4
===================================================================

Deluxo

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |White
Cherry Red            |Cherry Red
Taxi Yellow           |Taxi Yellow
Green7                |Green7
===================================================================

Dinghy

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Red6
White                 |Blue4
===================================================================

Enforcer

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green7                |White
===================================================================

Esperanto

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green6                |Grey6
Green8                |Grey7
Yellow4               |Grey6
Red4                  |Grey7
Blue5                 |Grey6
Purple10              |Grey7
Blue10                |Grey6
Light8                |Grey7
===================================================================

Faggio

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Police Car Blue       |Yellow8
Purple9               |Grey9
Red2                  |Grey10
Red6                  |Light Blue Grey
Yellow4               |Yellow8
Green5                |Grey9
Blue7                 |Grey10
Purple1               |Light Blue Grey
===================================================================

FBI Rancher

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Taxi Yellow           |Taxi Yellow
===================================================================

FBI Washington

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Grey2                 |Grey4
===================================================================

Firetruck

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Cherry Red            |White
===================================================================

Flatbed

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Light5                |Red6
Light5                |Blue9
Light5                |Yellow2
Yellow3               |Grey5
Green4                |Yellow2
White                 |Yellow2
Grey8                 |Yellow2
Yellow3               |Grey5
===================================================================

Freeway

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Grey10                |Grey10
Light5                |Light5
Striking Blue         |Striking Blue
Red2                  |Red2
Red10                 |Red10
Orange3               |Orange3
Yellow7               |Yellow7
Blue4                 |Blue4
===================================================================

Gang Burrito

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red7                  |Grey5
===================================================================

Glendale

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Purple8               |Grey7
Purple9               |Grey7
Grey9                 |Grey7
Police Car Blue       |Grey7
Red7                  |Grey7
Red9                  |Grey7
Orange6               |Grey7
Green7                |Light9
===================================================================

Greenwood

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Grey9                 |Grey9
Light1                |Red4
Police Car Blue       |Grey9
Red2                  |Grey10
Red7                  |Light Blue Grey
Orange6               |Light Blue Grey
Yellow4               |Grey9
Green3                |Grey10
===================================================================

Hermes

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Police Car Blue       |Police Car Blue
Red7                  |Red7
Red8                  |Red8
Orange2               |Orange2
Yellow3               |Yellow3
Yellow9               |Yellow9
Green4                |Green4
Purple1               |Purple1
===================================================================

Hotring Racer

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Police Car Blue       |Yellow6
Yellow7               |Police Car Blue
Blue2                 |Blue3
Dark2                 |Police Car Blue
Red2                  |Orange3
Green1                |Yellow6
===================================================================

Hunter

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green4                |Black
===================================================================

Idaho

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Purple3               |Yellow8
Grey9                 |Yellow9
Police Car Blue       |Purple3
Cherry Red            |Light8
Police Car Blue       |Grey9
Temple Curtain Purple |Grey9
Temple Curtain Purple |Purple3
Striking Blue         |Grey9
===================================================================

Infernus

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Police Car Blue       |Police Car Blue
Red2                  |Red2
Red3                  |Red3
Yellow6               |Yellow6
Yellow7               |Yellow7
===================================================================

Kaufman Cab

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Taxi Yellow           |Grey7
===================================================================

Landstalker

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red2                  |Grey4
Red9                  |Grey5
Green8                |Grey6
Green2                |Grey7
Purple6               |Grey4
Blue3                 |Grey5
Blue7                 |Grey6
Yellow3               |Grey7
===================================================================

Linerunner

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red4                  |Grey7
Orange5               |Grey8
Purple4               |Grey9
Green3                |Grey7
Blue5                 |Grey8
Yellow10              |Grey9
Red2                  |Grey7
Purple3               |Grey8
===================================================================

Love Fist

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red4                  |Red4
===================================================================

Manana

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Blue9                 |White
Purple10              |White
Grey6                 |Grey8
Red9                  |White
Yellow3               |White
Green6                |Green6
Red4                  |White
Yellow5               |White
===================================================================

Marquis

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red3                  |Yellow6
Blue1                 |Yellow3
Green1                |Orange7
Purple7/Grey          |Yellow7
===================================================================

Maverick

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Red5
White                 |Green3
White                 |Blue8
Blue5                 |White
White                 |Cherry Red
Cherry Red            |White
Red3                  |Yellow10
Grey5                 |Yellow6
===================================================================

Mesa Grande

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Yellow1               |Purple6
Green9                |Purple6
Purple5               |Purple9
Purple5               |Grey2
Red2                  |Grey4
Purple1               |Purple9
Grey5                 |Purple5
===================================================================

Moonbeam

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green4                |Green4
Green8                |Green8
Blue5                 |Blue5
Purple2/Blue          |Purple2/Blue
Puple5                |Purple5
Hoods                 |Hoods
Red4                  |Red4
Yellow3               |Yellow3
===================================================================

Mr. Whoopee

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Red7
White                 |Blue7
White                 |Red8
White                 |Blue9
White                 |Temple Curtain Purple
White                 |Yellow6
===================================================================

Mule

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Purple4               |Purple4
Purple8               |Purple8
Purple9               |Purple9
Dark2                 |Dark2
Cherry Red            |Cherry Red
Striking Blue         |Striking Blue
===================================================================

Oceanic

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Blue2                 |White
Blue9                 |Light Blue Grey
Purple1               |White
Purple9               |Light Blue Grey
Police Car Blue       |Black
Red4                  |Light Blue Grey
Orange3               |White
Yellow7               |Light Blue Grey
===================================================================

Packer

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Grey7                 |Grey9
Red6                  |Grey7
Yellow2               |Grey8
Green4                |Grey9
Green9                |Grey7
===================================================================

Patriot

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green4                |Black
===================================================================

PCJ 600

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red4                  |Red4
Orange3               |Orange3
Yellow6               |Yellow6
Yellow9               |Yellow9
Police Car Blue       |Police Car Blue
Cherry Red            |Cherry Red
Green9                |Green9
Blue2                 |Blue2
===================================================================

Perennial

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red9                  |White
Yellow8               |White
Blue6                 |White
Blue10                |White
Green4                |White
Green8                |White
Purple7/Grey          |White
Yellow2               |White
===================================================================

Phoenix

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Cherry Red
Cherry Red            |Police Car Blue
Police Car Blue       |Taxi Yellow
Taxi Yellow           |Green2
Light Blue Grey       |Green2
Red3                  |Grey7
Red7                  |Grey7
Orange4               |Grey7
===================================================================

Pizza Boy

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red5                  |Taxi Yellow
===================================================================

Police

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green7                |White
===================================================================

Police Maverick

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green7                |White
===================================================================

Pony

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Purple3               |Purple3
Blue9                 |Blue9
Yellow3               |Yellow3
Light9                |Light9
White                 |White
Cherry Red            |Cherry Red
===================================================================

Predator

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green7                |White
===================================================================

Rancher

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Yellow3               |Cherry Red
Yellow3               |Green3
Yellow3               |Blue4
Yellow3               |Purple7/Grey
Yellow3               |Red5
Yellow3               |Yellow3
===================================================================

Reefer

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Blue8                 |Light Blue Grey
Light Blue Grey       |Red8
Green4                |Orange2
Blue5                 |Yellow9
Purple8               |Light Blue Grey
Yellow8               |Grey9
Purple6               |Grey10
Orange6               |Grey9
===================================================================

Regina

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Blue4                 |Yellow3
Red6                  |Yellow3
Green6                |Yellow3
Yellow5               |Yellow1
Purple6               |Yellow3
Red5                  |Yellow3
Red3                  |Yellow3
Green4                |Green4
===================================================================

Rhino

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green4                |Black
===================================================================

Rio

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |White
===================================================================

Romero's Hearse

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Black                 |White
Grey1                 |White
Grey2                 |White
Grey3                 |White
Grey4                 |White
===================================================================

Rumpo

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Grey9                 |Grey4
Red7                  |Grey3
White                 |Grey6
Red9                  |Grey9
Light9                |Light9
Yellow8               |White
Blue10                |Blue10
Red10                 |Red10
===================================================================

Sabre

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Police Car Blue       |Yellow10
Hoods                 |Yellow10
Red8                  |White
Orange2               |White
Yellow4               |Black
Yellow8               |Black
Green2                |Orange10
Blue7                 |Orange10
===================================================================

Sabre Turbo

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Purple2/Blue          |Yellow10
===================================================================

Sanchez

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Taxi Yellow           |Taxi Yellow
Green7                |Green7
Blue4                 |Blue
Cherry Red            |Cherry Red
===================================================================

Sandking

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red6                  |Grey9
Green10               |Grey9
Purple10              |Grey9
Green6                |Grey9
Blue2                 |Grey9
Purple7/Grey          |Grey9
Blue7                 |Grey9
Red3                  |Grey9
===================================================================

Sea Sparrow

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Grey6                 |Police Car Blue
===================================================================

Securicar

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Midnight Blue         |Grey6
===================================================================

Sentinel

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Yellow1               |Black
Police Car Blue       |Black
Yellow7               |Black
Light Blue Grey       |Black
Red1                  |Black
Red2                  |Black
Red5                  |Black
Green10               |Black
===================================================================

Sentinel XS

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Blue2                 |Black
Purple2/Blue          |Black
Green2                |Black
Red2                  |Black
Purple5               |Black
Green1                |Black
Yellow9               |Black
Red1                  |Black
===================================================================

Skimmer

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Cherry Red
White                 |Temple Curtain Blue
White                 |Red7
White                 |Orange3
White                 |Yellow6
White                 |Green5
White                 |Blue4
White                 |Blue8
===================================================================

Spand Express

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Hoods                 |Hoods
Yellow3               |Yellow3
Purple10              |Purple10
Grey4                 |Grey4
Light2                |Light2
Yellow5               |Yellow5
===================================================================

Sparrow

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Cherry Red
===================================================================

Speeder

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Cherry Red
White                 |Temple Curtain Blue
White                 |Red7
White                 |Orange3
White                 |Yellow6
White                 |Green5
White                 |Blue4
White                 |Blue8
===================================================================

Squalo

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Cherry Red
White                 |Temple Curtain Blue
White                 |Red7
White                 |Orange3
White                 |Yellow6
White                 |Green5
White                 |Blue4
White                 |Blue8
===================================================================

Stallion

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Blue8                 |Light Blue Grey
Light Blue Grey       |Red8
Green4                |Orange2
Blue5                 |Yellow9
Purple8               |Light Blue Grey
Yellow8               |Grey9
Purple6               |Grey10
Orange6               |Grey9
===================================================================

Stinger

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Temple Curtain Blue   |Temple Curtain Blue
Taxi Yellow           |Taxi Yellow
Red1                  |Red1
Yellow6               |Yellow6
Yellow4               |Yellow4
Light Blue Grey       |Light Blue Grey
Police Car Blue       |Police Car Blue
Cherry Red            |Cherry Red
===================================================================

Stretch

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Light5                |Light5
White                 |White
Grey10                |Grey10
Grey9                 |Grey9
===================================================================

Taxi

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Taxi Yellow           |Grey6
Taxi Yellow           |Grey4
Taxi Yellow           |Grey7
===================================================================

Top Fun

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Light9                |Grey6
===================================================================

Trashmaster

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
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White                 |Grey
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Tropic

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |White
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VCN Maverick

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
White                 |Police Car Blue
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Virgo

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Green2                |Purple6
Grey2                 |Grey3
Blue3                 |Purple7/Grey
Purple5               |Grey3
Yellow1               |Grey3
Purple1               |Grey3
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Voodoo

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Red4                  |Grey3
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Walton

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Grey3                 |Grey3
Dark4                 |Dark4
Midnight Blue         |Midnight Blue
Red2                  |Red2
Green3                |Green3
Blue2                 |Blue2
Purple1               |Purple1
Purple5               |Purple5
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Washington

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
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Hoods                 |Hoods
Yellow1               |Yellow1
Yellow7               |Yellow7
Green3                |Green3
Red4                  |Red4
Orange6               |Orange6
Blue5                 |Blue5
Purple1               |Purple1
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Yankee

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯|¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
Orange9               |Grey3
Yellow7               |Grey4
Green9                |Grey5
Blue10                |Grey3
Purple8               |Grey4
Yellow5               |Grey5
Red4                  |Grey3
Red9                  |Grey4
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Zebra Cab

Base Colour           |      Secondary Colour
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Red3                  |Grey4

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Vehicle Statistics

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Huge thanx to Little_Jewel for letting me use his info from his guide in here.
Must have taken him a long time to get all of this info into a readable format.

Thanx man!

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Here is some info from gaius

Here are the real stats of the vehicles; the ones above were comparing
the stats to each vehicle.  These are the actual statistics, gotten
from the handling.cfg file on the DVD portion of GTA:VC.  As you can
see, many of the cars from GTA3 are on the disc still, as they
overwrote the disc from GTA3 to make GTA:VC.

Units
-----
-Vehicle identifier 14 characters max
-Dimensions in meters
-Mass in Kg
-Velocity in Km/h
-Acceleration/deceleration in ms-2
-Multipliers x1.0 is default
-Angles in degrees
-Suspension Levels: (L)ow, (M)edium, (H)igh
-Buoyancy: percent submerged (> 100% vehicle sinks)
-Engine type: (P)etrol, (D)iesel, (E)lectric
-Engine drive: (F)ront, (R)ear, (4)-wheel drive

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Field Descriptions
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The descriptions will come in this order, right now I will explain what
each of these mean.

Vehicle identifier
------------------
It is the name of the vehicle, and it is no more than 14 characters
long.

Mass
----
It's the mass of that vehicle, or how much it weighs; it ranges from
1.0 to 50000.0

Dimensions of X
---------------
The dimension of the vehicle lengthwise, and it ranges from 0 to 20.

Dimensions of Y
---------------
The height of the vehicle, and it ranges from 0 to 20.

Dimensions of Z
---------------
The depth of the vehicle, use all three dimensions to get the volume of
the car, and it is also from 0 to 20.

Center Of Mass (X)
------------------
This is where the center of mass is in the car in the X dimension.
Ranges from -10 to 10, with zero being in the middle.

Center Of Mass (Y)
------------------
This is where the center of mass is in the vehicle in the Y dimension.
It ranges from -10 to 10 with 0 in the middle.

Center Of Mass (Z)
------------------
This is where the center of mass is in the vehicle's Z dimension.  It
ranges from -10 to 10 with 0 in the middle.

Percent Submerged
-----------------
This is in percent, and it is how much the vehicle will submerge
underwater if it falls in it.  100 would mean it is sinking.

Traction Multiplier
-------------------
This is how well your vehicle handles things.  The higher the better,
from 0.5-2.0

Traction Loss
-------------
This is how much traction you lose when you go onto a slippery surface
like dirt or grass or wet.  It is from 0.0 to 1.0

Traction Bias
-------------
This is how much traction power goes to the front wheels when you are
slipping.  This also goes from 0 to 1.

Transmission: Number Of Gears
-----------------------------
This pretty self-explanatory, it is the number of gears in the vehicle
and it can range from 1 to 4.

Transmission: Maximum Velocity
------------------------------
This is also pretty easy to understand, but it is how fast the car can
go between 5 and 150.

Transmission: Engine Acceleration
---------------------------------
This is how fast the vehicle accelerates, and it is in the units of ms-
2.  It ranges from 0.1 to 10.0.

Transmission: Drive Type
------------------------
This is what wheels the car uses to accelerate.  I will abbreviate it
to make it easier for me.  F=Front Wheel Drive, B=Back Wheel Drive, and
4=4-Wheel Drive.

Transmission: Engine Type
-------------------------
This is what kind of gasoline the engine uses, there for the type of
engine.  P=Petrol, D=Diesel, and E=Electric.

Brake Deceleration
------------------
This is pretty much the opposite of acceleration, how fast it slows
down.  It is in the same units as acceleration which is ms-2, and it
ranges from 0.1 to 10.0.

Brake Bias
----------
This one is kind of weird; it is how much braking power goes to the
front wheels.  This goes from 0 to 1.

ABS (Assisted Breaking Mechanism)
---------------------------------
This is simply whether you have it for not.  O is no and 1 is yes.

Steering Lock
-------------
This is simply how far you can turn the wheels wither way on the
car/truck/motorcycle.

Suspension: Force Level
-----------------------
I'm not sure what this is, and it has no levels.

Suspension: Damping Level
-------------------------
This is how much the suspension dampens the shocks from the road or
whatever you are driving on.  This doesn't have any specific levels.

Seat Offset Distance
--------------------
"Ped seat position offset towards center of car." (Gaius)

Collision Damage Multiplier
---------------------------
How much damage it does to your car compared to others.  I.E.,
comparing a Banshee with a Linerunner.  This goes from 0.2 to 5.0.

Monetary Value
--------------
This is how much the vehicle costs.  This stat is used in a couple ways
in the game.  It ranges from 1 to 100000 dollars.

Suspension: Upper Limit
-----------------------
How far up the tires can go

Suspension: Lower Limit
-----------------------
How far down the tires can go

Suspension: Bias
----------------
The balance of the suspension between the front and back.  No levels
are in this one.

Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier
--------------------------------
What is that supposed to mean, how you don't drive?  If anyone knows e-
mail me.

Flags
-----
The flags are other optional things that are put on some cars.  They
will be written in with several options and if I put them with that car
that means that the vehicle has that flag.  There are several flags.
If anyone has a question on what they mean, e-mail me and I will tell
you until I get the descriptions up.

1: 1G_BOOST
2: 2G_BOOST
3: REV_BONNET
4: HANGING_BOOT
5: NO_DOORS
6: IS_VAN
7: IS_BUS
8: IS_LOW
9: DBL_EXHAUST
10: TAILGATE_BOOT
11: NOSWING_BOOT
12: NONPLAYER_STABILISER
13: NEUTRALHANDLING
14: HAS_NO_ROOF
15: IS_BIG
16: HALOGEN_LIGHTS
17: IS_BIKE
18: IS_HELI
19: IS_PLANE
20: IS_BOAT
21: NO_EXHAUST
22: REARWHEEL_1ST
23: HANDBRAKE_TYRE8
24: SIT_IN_BOAT
25: FAT_REARW
26: NARROW_FRONTW
27: GOOD_INSAND

Front Lights
------------
(0 = long, 1 = small, 2 = big, 3 = tall)

Rear Lights
-----------
(0 = long, 1 = small, 2 = big, 3 = tall)

~~~~~~~~~
The Data
~~~~~~~~~

Cars and Trucks
---------------

Vehicle Identifier: LANDSTAL
Real Name: Landstalker
Mass: 1700.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 20.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.7
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.27
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.23
Monetary Value: 25000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.25
Flags: REV_BONNET, HANGING_BOOT, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF,
HALOGEN_LIGHTS
Front Lights: 0
Rear Lights: 1

Vehicle Identifier: SENTINEL
Real Name: Sentinel
Mass: 1400.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center Of Mass (Z): -0.2
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.91
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.55
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 165.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.17
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.3
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.13
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.56
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.3
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Lights: 0
Rear Lights: 1


Vehicle Identifier: PEREN
Real Name: Perennial
Mass: 1200.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.4
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 13.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 4.17
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.4
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.37
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT
Front Lights: 1
Rear Lights: 1


Vehicle Identifier: LINERUN
Real Name: Linerunner
Mass: 3800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.6
Dimensions of Y: 7.5
Dimensions of Z: 3.5
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.65
Traction Bias: 0.4
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 120.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 18.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 8.0
Brake Bias: 0.30
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.8
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.04
Seat Offset Distance: 0.65
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.25
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.40
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.20
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_BIKE
Front Lights: 0
Rear Lights: 1


Vehicle Identifier: STINGER
Real Name: Stinger
Mass: 1400.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 4.7
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Z): -0.30
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 1.2
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 28.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.8
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.25
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.4
Flags: 2G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Lights: 1
Rear Lights: 1


Vehicle Identifier: IDAHO
Real Name: Idaho
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center Of Mass (X): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center Of Mass (Z): 0.25
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number Of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension: Force Level: 1.0
Suspension: Damping Level: 0.10
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.44
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive multiplier: 0.5
Flags: 2G_BOOST, REARWHEEL_1ST
Front Lights: 0
Rear Lights: 1


Vehicle Identifier: PATRIOT
Real Name: Patriot
Mass: 2500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.4
Dimensions of Y: 5.7
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.15
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.92
Traction Loss: 0.78
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 19.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 08.17
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.25
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.35
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: REV_BONNET, NO_DOORS, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: FIRETRUK
Real Name: Firetruck
Mass: 6500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.9
Dimensions of Y: 7.7
Dimensions of Z: 3.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 22.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 10.00
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.26
Monetary Value: 15000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.47
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BUS, IS_BIG
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: TRASH
Real Name: Trashmaster
Mass: 5500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.9
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.58
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 110.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 07.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 03.17
Brake Bias: 0.40
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.06
Seat Offset Distance: 0.45
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.20
Monetary Value: 5000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.45
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.55
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_BIG, FAT_REARW, NARROW_FRONTW
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: STRETCH
Real Name: Stretch
Mass: 2200.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 7.3
Dimensions of Z: 1.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.67
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 10.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.40
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.72
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: MANANA
Real Name: Manana
Mass: 1000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.4
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.86
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 08.0
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 9000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.31
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.11
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 0


Vehicle Identifier: INFERNUS
Real Name: Infernus
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.4
Dimensions of Z: 1.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.3
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 240.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 29.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.0
Brake Bias: 0.52
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.19
Seat Offset Distance: 0.37
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.72
Monetary Value: 95000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.4
Flags: 1G_BOOST, IS_VAN, HALOGEN_LIGHTS, IS_BIKE, SIT_IN_BOAT,
NARROW_FRONTW
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: PONY
Real Name: Pony
Mass: 2600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 6.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.25
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 6.0
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.25
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3



Vehicle Identifier: MULE
Real Name: Mule
Mass: 3500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 6.5
Dimensions of Z: 3.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.5
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.82
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 140.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 12.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.5
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.11
Seat Offset Distance: 0.46
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.53
Monetary Value: 22000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BUS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3


Vehicle Identifier: CHEETAH
Real Name: Cheetah
Mass: 1200.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.4
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.3
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.3
Traction Loss: 0.89
Traction Bias: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 230.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 32.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.1
Brake Bias: 0.48
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.40
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.54
Monetary Value: 105000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.3
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HALOGEN_LIGHTS, IS_BIKE, SIT_IN_BOAT, FAT_REARW
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 0


Vehicle Identifier: AMBULAN
Real Name: Amublance
Mass: 2600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 6.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.47
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 7.0
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.58
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.33
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.40
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_VAN, TAILGATE_BOOT
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: FBICAR
Real Name: Fbi Car
Mass: 1500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.93
Traction Loss: 0.91
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.5
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.12
Seat Offset Distance: 0.24
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.23
Monetary Value: 18000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.19
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.3
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 2



Vehicle Identifier: MOONBEAM
Real Name: Moonbeam
Mass: 2000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 5.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.9
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.47
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.6
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.75
Monetary Value: 16000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 3


Vehicle Identifier: ESPERANT
Real Name: Esperanto
Mass: 1800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.90
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 18.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 3.4
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 28.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.36
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.54
Monetary Value: 19000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.18
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 1G_BOOST
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3


Vehicle Identifier: TAXI
Real Name: Taxi
Mass: 1450.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.4
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.25
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 19.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 9.1
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.51
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: KURUMA
Real Name: Kuruma
Mass: 1500.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.4
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.15
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.87
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.48
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 17.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.17
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.24
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 18000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.13
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: BOBCAT
Real Name: Bobcat
Mass: 2000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.3
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.90
Traction Loss: 0.76
Traction Bias: 0.57
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 165.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 17.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 8.5
Brake Bias: 0.5
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.12
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.20
Monetary Value: 26000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.29
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 1G_BOOST, IS_HELI, IS_BOAT, NARROW_FRONTW
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: MRWHOOP
Real Name: Mr. Whoopee
Mass: 1700.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 145.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 12.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.17
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.24
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.77
Monetary Value: 29000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BUS, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: BFINJECT
Real Name: BF Injection
Mass: 800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 3.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 1.20
Traction Loss: 0.88
Traction Bias: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 35.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.1
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.3
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.38
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.40
Monetary Value: 15000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.33
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 1G_BOOST, 2G_BOOST, REV_BONNET, HAS_NO_ROOF, HALOGEN_LIGHTS,
IS_BIKE, NO_EXHAUST
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 2


Vehicle Identifier: POLICE
Real Name: Police
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.15
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.05
Traction Loss: 0.78
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 28.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.1
Brake Bias: 0.53
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.12
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.24
Monetary Value: 25000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: ENFORCER
Real Name: Enforcer
Mass: 4000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.4
Dimensions of Y: 6.8
Dimensions of Z: 2.9
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): 0.2
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 17.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 8.4
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.32
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.16
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.37
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, NO_DOORS, IS_VAN, IS_BUS


Vehicle Identifier: SECURICA
Real Name: Securicar
Mass: 7000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.6
Dimensions of Y: 6.8
Dimensions of Z: 3.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.2
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 8.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 8.4
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.42
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.35
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_VAN, DBL_EXHAUST, TAILGATE_BOOT
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: BANSHEE
Real Name: Banshee
Mass: 1400.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.25
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.84
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 33.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.1
Brake Bias: 0.52
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 34.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.18
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.49
Monetary Value: 45000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.18
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.3
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, NONPLAYER_STABILISER, NEUTRALHANDLING,
HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: BUS
Real Name: Bus
Mass: 5500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.9
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 1.5
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.45
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 130.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 9.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.17
Brake Bias: 0.40
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.75
Monetary Value: 15000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.45
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.45
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 1G_BOOST, 2G_BOOST
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: RHINO
Real Name: Rhino
Mass: 18000.0
Dimensions of X: 3.5
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 80.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 8.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 8.17
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 20.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 1.12
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.09
Monetary Value: 110000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.10
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: REV_BONNET, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: BARRACKS
Real Name: Barracks
Mass: 10500.0
Dimensions of X: 3.3
Dimensions of Y: 7.7
Dimensions of Z: 4.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.47
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 12.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 10.00
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.62
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.26
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.47
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: 2G_BOOST, REV_BONNET, TAILGATE_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: HELI
Real Name: Maverick (Can anyone confirm?)
Mass: 25500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.5
Dimensions of Y: 7.7
Dimensions of Z: 2.9
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.58
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 140.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 10.00
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 1.00
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.47
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: COACH
Real Name: Coach
Mass: 9500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.9
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.35
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 13.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 5.7
Brake Bias: 0.35
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.04
Seat Offset Distance: 0.45
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.48
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.45
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NOSWING_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: CABBIE
Real Name: Cabbie
Mass: 1750.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): 0.05
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.05
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.54
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 22.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.0
Brake Bias: 0.44
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 40.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.09
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.40
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: STALLION
Real Name: Stallion
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.80
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.55
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 23.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 8.17
Brake Bias: 0.52
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.64
Monetary Value: 19000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.2
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, NO_DOORS, IS_LOW, NEUTRALHANDLING


Vehicle Identifier: RUMPO
Real Name: Rumpo
Mass: 2000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.1
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 1.0
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.48
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 18.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 26000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.33
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.21
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN


Vehicle Identifier: RCBANDIT
Real Name: RC Bandit
Mass: 100.0
Dimensions of X: 0.8
Dimensions of Y: 1.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.05
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.49
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 75.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 35.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: E
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.05
Monetary Value: 500
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.08
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Flags: None
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1


Vehicle Identifier: FLATBED
Real Name: Flatbed
Mass: 8500.0
Dimensions of X: 3.1
Dimensions of Y: 7.7
Dimensions of Z: 4.1
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.3
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.88
Traction Loss: 0.7
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 10.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 10.00
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 27.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.1
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.62
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.43
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.47
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.11
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, TAILGATE_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: YANKEE
Real Name: Yankee
Mass: 4500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.4
Dimensions of Y: 6.5
Dimensions of Z: 3.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 14.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.5
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.12
Seat Offset Distance: 0.6
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.45
Monetary Value: 22000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BUS, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: GOLFCART
Real Name: Caddie
Mass: 1000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 3.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.2
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 19.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: E
Brake Deceleration: 13.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.09
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 9000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.10
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HALOGEN_LIGHTS, IS_BIKE


Vehicle Identifier: VOODOO
Real Name: Voodoo
Mass: 1800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): -0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.2
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.45
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 23.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.50
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.36
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.41
Monetary Value: 30000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.28
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.6
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: WASHING
Real Name: Washington
Mass: 1850.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.65
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 21.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.5
Brake Bias: 0.65
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 1.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.24
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 18000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.35
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, NEUTRALHANDLING


Vehicle Identifier: CUBAN
Real Name: Cuban Hermes
Mass: 2150.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.2
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 25.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.0
Brake Bias: 0.54
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 40.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.55
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.26
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.45
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, TAILGATE_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: ROMERO
Real Name: Romero's Hearse
Mass: 2500.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.4
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.25
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 14.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 04.17
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 1.25
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.37
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: PACKER
Real Name: Packer
Mass: 8000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.9
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 90
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.35
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 13.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 5.7
Brake Bias: 0.35
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.04
Seat Offset Distance: 0.56
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.40
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.45
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: ADMIRAL
Real Name: Admiral
Mass: 1650.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.05
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 165.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 22.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 8.5
Brake Bias: 0.52
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.56
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.19
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.55
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: GANGBUR
Real Name: Gang Burrito
Mass: 2000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.25
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 27.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.5
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.14
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 26000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.33
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.21
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, TAILGATE_BOOT, NEUTRALHANDLING,
HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: ZEBRA
Real Name: Zebra Cab
Mass: 2250.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.2
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 26.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 9.0
Brake Bias: 0.48
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 40.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.9
Suspension Damping Level: 0.11
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.18
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HALOGEN_LIGHTS, NARROW_FRONTW


Vehicle Identifier: TOPFUN
Real Name: TOP FUN
Mass: 1900.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 6.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 6.0
Brake Bias: 0.80
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.43
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN


Vehicle Identifier: GLENDALE
Real Name: Glendale
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.4
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.75
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.40
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, REARWHEEL_1ST


Vehicle Identifier: OCEANIC
Real Name: Oceanic
Mass: 1900.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.4
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.85
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.45
Monetary Value: 20000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 2
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, REARWHEEL_1ST


Vehicle Identifier: HERMES
Real Name: Hermes
Mass: 1950.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.70
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 18.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 3.5
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 28.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.05
Seat Offset Distance: 0.36
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.42
Monetary Value: 19000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.20
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: 1G_BOOST, DBL_EXHAUST


Vehicle Identifier: SABRE1
Real Name: Sabre
Mass: 1700.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.9
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.84
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 8.17
Brake Bias: 0.52
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.10
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.52
Monetary Value: 19000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.25
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, DBL_EXHAUST


Vehicle Identifier: SABRETUR
Real Name: Sabre Turbo
Mass: 1800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.1
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.05
Traction Loss: 0.84
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 32.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.1
Brake Bias: 0.52	0
ABS: 33.0
Steering Lock: 1.3
Suspension Force Level: 0.10
Suspension Damping Level: 0.3
Seat Offset Distance: 0.55
Collision Damage Multiplier: 45000
Monetary Value: 0.30
Suspension: Upper Limit: -0.20
Suspension: Lower Limit: 0.5
Suspension: Bias: 0.40
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 3009901
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: PHOENIX
Real Name: Phoenix
Mass: 1400.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): -0.25
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.80
Traction Bias: 0.53
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 28.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.1
Brake Bias: 0.52	0
ABS: 30.0
Steering Lock: 1.4
Suspension Force Level: 0.10
Suspension Damping Level: 0.34
Seat Offset Distance: 0.60
Collision Damage Multiplier: 45000
Monetary Value: 0.31
Suspension: Upper Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: 0.5
Suspension: Bias: 0.3
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 208101
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: WALTON
Real Name: Walton
Mass: 1850.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.1
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.80
Traction Loss: 0.69
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 14.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 6.5
Brake Bias: 0.5
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.12
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.19
Monetary Value: 26000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.18
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: REGINA
Real Name: Regina
Mass: 1500.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.15
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.80
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 165.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.24
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.48
Monetary Value: 18000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.2
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HANGING_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: COMET
Real Name: Comet
Mass: 1400.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 4.7
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.3
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 28.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.25
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.3
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, NO_DOORS, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: DELUXO
Real Name: Deluxo
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 4.9
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.2
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.80
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 26.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.53
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.25
Suspension Damping Level: 0.16
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.52
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.27
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.35
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, NONPLAYER_STABILISER, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: BURRITO
Real Name: Burrito
Mass: 1900.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.97
Traction Loss: 0.77
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 25.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 8.5
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.3
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 26000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.33
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.25
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, NEUTRALHANDLING


Vehicle Identifier: SPAND
Real Name: Spand Express
Mass: 2400.0
Dimensions of X: 2.2
Dimensions of Y: 5.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.9
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.47
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 150.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.6
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.4
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.40
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.90
Monetary Value: 16000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: REV_BONNET, TAILGATE_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: BAGGAGE
Real Name: Baggage Handler
Mass: 1000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 3.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.2
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 14.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: E
Brake Deceleration: 13.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.09
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 9000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.10
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, HALOGEN_LIGHTS, IS_BIKE


Vehicle Identifier: KAUFMAN
Real Name: Kaufman Taxi
Mass: 1650.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.89
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.0
Brake Bias: 0.47
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 40.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.11
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.32
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.18
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.4
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: RANCHER
Real Name: Rancher
Mass: 2500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.5
Dimensions of Y: 5.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.15
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.92
Traction Loss: 0.78
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 20.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.1
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.44
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.35
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.45
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.21
Suspension: Bias: 0.45
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.3
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_LOW, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: FBIRANCH
Real Name: Fbi Rancher
Mass: 3500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.4
Dimensions of Y: 5.7
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.92
Traction Loss: 0.78
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 22.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 8.5
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.1
Suspension Damping Level: 0.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.44
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.30
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.34
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.08
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.5
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: REV_BONNET, HANGING_BOOT, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF,
HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: VIRGO
Real Name: Virgo
Mass: 1700.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.00
Traction Loss: 0.86
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 7.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 32.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.85
Monetary Value: 9000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.31
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 0
Flags: 1G_BOOST, TAILGATE_BOOT


Vehicle Identifier: GREENWOO
Real Name: Greenwood
Mass: 1800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.7
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 0.90
Traction Loss: 0.8
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.4
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.09
Seat Offset Distance: 0.26
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.54
Monetary Value: 19000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.32
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: HOTRING
Real Name: Hotring Racer
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 4.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.2
Center of Mass (Z): -0.35
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.15
Traction Loss: 0.89
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 220.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 36.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.52	0
ABS: 30.0
Steering Lock: 1.9
Suspension Force Level: 0.13
Suspension Damping Level: 0.40
Seat Offset Distance: 0.56
Collision Damage Multiplier: 45000
Monetary Value: 0.29
Suspension: Upper Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Lower Limit: 0.5
Suspension: Bias: 0.6
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 208182
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: 1G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: SANDKING
Real Name: Sandking
Mass: 2000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.4
Dimensions of Y: 5.7
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.15
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.92
Traction Loss: 0.78
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 170.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 25.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 08.17
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.8
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.38
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.35
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.31
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BIG, FAT_REARW, NARROW_FRONTW


Vehicle Identifier: BLISTAC
Real Name: Blista Compact
Mass: 1000.0
Dimensions of X: 1.9
Dimensions of Y: 4.7
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.30
Percent Submerged: 50
Traction Multiplier: 1.2
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 30.0
Transmission: Drive Type: F
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 11.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.45
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 35000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.14
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, NONPLAYER_STABILISER, REARWHEEL_1ST


Vehicle Identifier: BOXVILLE
Real Name: Boxville
Mass: 5500.0
Dimensions of X: 3.0
Dimensions of Y: 6.5
Dimensions of Z: 3.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.3
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.82
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 140.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 14.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.5
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.9
Suspension Damping Level: 0.08
Seat Offset Distance: 0.46
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.40
Monetary Value: 22000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.25
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.28
Suspension: Bias: 0.4
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.6
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_BIG, REARWHEEL_1ST, NARROW_FRONTW


Vehicle Identifier: BENSON
Real Name: Benson
Mass: 3500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.3
Dimensions of Y: 6.5
Dimensions of Z: 3.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 80
Traction Multiplier: 0.82
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.46
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 140.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 4.5
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 2.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.11
Seat Offset Distance: 0.46
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.53
Monetary Value: 22000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.30
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.35
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 3
Flags: REV_BONNET, IS_BUS, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: DESPERAD
Real Name: Desperado
Mass: 1300.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 3.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.3
Percent Submerged: 85
Traction Multiplier: 0.95
Traction Loss: 0.85
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 23.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: D
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.60
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.07
Seat Offset Distance: 0.18
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.30
Monetary Value: 25000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.32
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.35
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.4
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN, NEUTRALHANDLING, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: LOVEFIST
Real Name: Love Fist
Mass: 2700.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 7.3
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.91
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 180.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 15.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.40
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.09
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.47
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, NO_DOORS, HAS_NO_ROOF


Vehicle Identifier: BLOODRA
Real Name: Bloodring Racer
Mass: 2100.0
Dimensions of X: 2.1
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.3
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.80
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 24.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.2
Suspension Damping Level: 0.03
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.30
Monetary Value: 500
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.24
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN, FAT_REARW, NARROW_FRONTW


Vehicle Identifier: BLOODRB
Real Name: Unknown??
Mass: 1600.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.90
Traction Loss: 0.70
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 160.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 26.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 6.2
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.06
Seat Offset Distance: 0.28
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.30
Monetary Value: 500
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.35
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, 2G_BOOST, IS_VAN, FAT_REARW, NARROW_FRONTW


Motorcycles
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Vehicle Identifier: BIKE
Real Name: PCJ 600
Mass: 500.0
Dimensions of X: 0.8
Dimensions of Y: 1.8
Dimensions of Z: 1.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.05
Center of Mass (Z): -0.09
Percent Submerged: 103
Traction Multiplier: 1.6
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.48
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 50.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 15.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.85
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.15
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.15
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, DBL_EXHAUST, IS_HELI


Vehicle Identifier: MOPED
Real Name: Faggio
Mass: 350.0
Dimensions of X: 1.1
Dimensions of Y: 1.7
Dimensions of Z: 1.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 103
Traction Multiplier: 2.0
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.49
Transmission: Number of Gears: 3
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 30.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 14.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.1
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.11
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.12
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.17
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, IS_BIKE, IS_HELI


Vehicle Identifier: DIRTBIKE
Real Name: Sanchez
Mass: 500.0
Dimensions of X: 1.2
Dimensions of Y: 1.8
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.05
Center of Mass (Z): -0.09
Percent Submerged: 103
Traction Multiplier: 1.6
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.48
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 50.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 19.0
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.85
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.15
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.15
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.16
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, IS_BIKE, IS_HELI


Vehicle Identifier: ANGEL
Real Name: Angel
Mass: 800.0
Dimensions of X: 1.2
Dimensions of Y: 2.2
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.15
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 103
Traction Multiplier: 1.2
Traction Loss: 0.86
Traction Bias: 0.52
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 45.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 12.0
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.65
Suspension Damping Level: 0.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.24
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.09
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.11
Suspension: Bias: 0.55
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, DBL_EXHAUST, IS_BIKE, IS_HELI


Vehicle Identifier: FREEWAY
Real Name: Freeway
Mass: 800.0
Dimensions of X: 1.1
Dimensions of Y: 2.2
Dimensions of Z: 1.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.1
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 103
Traction Multiplier: 1.2
Traction Loss: 0.82
Traction Bias: 0.51
Transmission: Number of Gears: 4
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 40.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 10.0
Brake Bias: 0.55
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 35.0
Suspension Force Level: 0.65
Suspension Damping Level: 0.20
Seat Offset Distance: 0.3
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.24
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.09
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.11
Suspension: Bias: 0.55
Suspension: Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 1
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 1G_BOOST, DBL_EXHAUST, IS_BIKE, IS_HELI


Boats
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For boats there are a couple different statistics that are used only
for boats.  You will see them throughout the boats, and if you have any
questions on what they mean, e-mail me and I will answer your
questions.

Vehicle Identifier: PREDATOR
Real Name: Predator
Mass: 2200.0
Dimensions of X: 4.0
Dimensions of Y: 12.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 14
Bank Force Multiplier: 2.30
Rudder Turn Force: 15.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.58
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 1.7
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.05
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.01
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.33
Monetary Value: 40000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 0.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: SPEEDER
Real Name: Speeder
Mass: 2200.0
Dimensions of X: 3.2
Dimensions of Y: 10.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 22
Bank Force Multiplier: 2.5
Rudder Turn Force: 15.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.65
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 2.5
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.04
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.01
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 20.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.3
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.7
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.39
Monetary Value: 30000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.5
Sideslip Force: 2.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_LOW, HANDBRAKE_TYRE


Vehicle Identifier: REEFER
Real Name: Reefer
Mass: 5000.0
Dimensions of X: 3.5
Dimensions of Y: 7.0
Dimensions of Z: 4.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 15
Bank Force Multiplier: -1.50
Rudder Turn Force: 15.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.45
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 0.7
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.02
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.02
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.38
Monetary Value: 25000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 0.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: RIO
Real Name: Rio
Mass: 3000.0
Dimensions of X: 4.5
Dimensions of Y: 7.0
Dimensions of Z: 4.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 15
Bank Force Multiplier: -4.00
Rudder Turn Force: 25.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 0.5
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.02
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.00
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 20.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.23
Monetary Value: 70000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 15.00
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 0.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: SQUALO
Real Name: Squalo
Mass: 2200.0
Dimensions of X: 4.0
Dimensions of Y: 12.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 42
Bank Force Multiplier: 3.00
Rudder Turn Force: 15.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.65
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 3.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.02
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.00
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 0.45
Water Damping Multiplier: 5.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.33
Monetary Value: 60000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.05
Sideslip Force: 0.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_LOW, HANDBRAKE_TYRE


Vehicle Identifier: TROPIC
Real Name: Tropic
Mass: 2200.0
Dimensions of X: 4.0
Dimensions of Y: 12.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 10
Bank Force Multiplier: 2.20
Rudder Turn Force: 12.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.45
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 1.4
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.05
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.01
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.8
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.33
Monetary Value: 73000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 0.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_LOW, HANDBRAKE_TYRE


Vehicle Identifier: COASTGRD
Real Name: Coastguard
Mass: 1200.0
Dimensions of X: 3.0
Dimensions of Y: 7.5
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): -0.3
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 14
Bank Force Multiplier: 2.00
Rudder Turn Force: 4.2
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.70
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 1.6
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.05
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.01
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.18
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 3.20
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 2.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: DINGHY
Real Name: Dinghy
Mass: 800.0
Dimensions of X: 2.5
Dimensions of Y: 4.0
Dimensions of Z: 1.6
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 16
Bank Force Multiplier: 3.50
Rudder Turn Force: 3.5
Speed Steer Falloff: 1.00
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 1.2
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.07
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.01
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 4.5
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.12
Monetary Value: 5000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 3.50
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.1
Sideslip Force: 0.7
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: MARQUIS
Real Name: Marquis
Mass: 5000.0
Dimensions of X: 3.5
Dimensions of Y: 19.0
Dimensions of Z: 4.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 10
Bank Force Multiplier: -3.50
Rudder Turn Force: 25.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.40
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 0.5
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.04
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.03
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 38.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 1.0
Water Damping Multiplier: 3.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.38
Monetary Value: 99000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.0
Sideslip Force: 1.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_PLANE


Vehicle Identifier: CUPBOAT
Real Name: ?
Mass: 3000.0
Dimensions of X: 4.0
Dimensions of Y: 12.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 35
Bank Force Multiplier: 2.00
Rudder Turn Force: 15.0
Speed Steer Falloff: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 5
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 190.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 3.0
Transmission: Drive Type: R
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Vertical Wave Hit Limit: 0.02
Forward Wave Hit Brake: 0.00
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Water Resistance Volume Multiplier: 0.75
Water Damping Multiplier: 4.0
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.45
Monetary Value: 48000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Handbrake Drag Multiplier: 0.3
Sideslip Force: 1.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_LOW, HANDBRAKE_TYRE



Airplanes
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Vehicle Identifier: SEAPLANE
Real Name: ?
Mass: 5000.0
Dimensions of X: 1.0
Dimensions of Y: 10.0
Dimensions of Z: 0.8
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 5
Traction Multiplier: 0.83
Traction Loss: 25.0
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 1.7
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 0.01
Brake Bias: 0.05
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 24.0
Suspension Force Level: 3.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.75
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 10000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.10
Suspension: Lower Limit: 0.0
Suspension: Bias: 2.0
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, IS_LOW, NOSWING_BOOT, GOOD_INSAND


Vehicle Identifier: SPARROW
Real Name: Sparrow
Mass: 2500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 5.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 25000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.50
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.05
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: SEASPAR
Real Name: Sea Sparrow
Mass: 3000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 5
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 5.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.60
Monetary Value: 28000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.50
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.05
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: MAVERICK
Real Name: Maverick
Mass: 5000.0
Dimensions of X: 2.5
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 5.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.15
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.75
Monetary Value: 45000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.50
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.05
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: COASTMAV
Real Name: Coast Maverick?
Mass: 3500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.0
Dimensions of Y: 5.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 5.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.65
Monetary Value: 50000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.50
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.05
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: POLMAV
Real Name: Police Maverick
Mass: 4500.0
Dimensions of X: 2.5
Dimensions of Y: 8.0
Dimensions of Z: 2.5
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 5.0
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.30
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.65
Monetary Value: 52000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.50
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.05
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: HUNTER
Real Name: Hunter
Mass: 10000.0
Dimensions of X: 4.0
Dimensions of Y: 10.0
Dimensions of Z: 3.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): 0.0
Percent Submerged: 75
Traction Multiplier: 0.65
Traction Loss: 0.9
Traction Bias: 0.5
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 200.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 16.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.0
Brake Bias: 0.45
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 30.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.5
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.40
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.50
Monetary Value: 99000
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.20
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.15
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: HANGING_BOOT, TAILGATE_BOOT, HALOGEN_LIGHTS


Vehicle Identifier: RCBARON
Real Name: RC Baron
Mass: 150.0
Dimensions of X: 0.8
Dimensions of Y: 1.0
Dimensions of Z: 0.2
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 99
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 75.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 35.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.08
Monetary Value: 300
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.08
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: REV_BONNET


Vehicle Identifier: RCGOBLIN
Real Name: RC Goblin
Mass: 100.0
Dimensions of X: 0.8
Dimensions of Y: 1.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 75.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 35.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: P
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.05
Monetary Value: 800
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.08
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Vehicle Identifier: RCCOPTER
Real Name: RC Copter
Mass: 100.0
Dimensions of X: 0.8
Dimensions of Y: 1.5
Dimensions of Z: 1.0
Center of Mass (X): 0.0
Center of Mass (Y): 0.0
Center of Mass (Z): -0.1
Percent Submerged: 70
Traction Multiplier: 1.10
Traction Loss: 0.75
Traction Bias: 0.50
Transmission: Number of Gears: 1
Transmission: Maximum Velocity: 75.0
Transmission: Engine Acceleration: 35.0
Transmission: Drive Type: 4
Transmission: Engine Type: p
Brake Deceleration: 5.5
Brake Bias: 0.50
ABS: 0
Steering Lock: 25.0
Suspension Force Level: 1.6
Suspension Damping Level: 0.1
Seat Offset Distance: 0.2
Collision Damage Multiplier: 0.10
Monetary Value: 500
Suspension: Upper Limit: 0.28
Suspension: Lower Limit: -0.08
Suspension: Bias: 0.5
Suspension Anti-drive Multiplier: 0.0
Front Light Type: 0
Rear Light Type: 1
Flags: 2G_BOOST


Sorted by damage multiplier
---------------------------
# the higher the multiplier the more fragile
# the lower the more resistant to damage

DAMAGE  SPEED   ACCEL   DECEL
1.25    150.0   14.0    04.17   ROMERO
1.00    140.0   24.0    10.00   TRAIN
1.00    140.0   24.0    10.00   HELI
1.00    140.0   24.0    10.00   DEADDODO
1.00    140.0   24.0    10.00   AIRTRAIN
0.90    150.0   15.0    5.5     SPAND
0.85    160.0   15.0    7.0     VIRGO
0.77    145.0   12.0    4.17    MRWHOOP
0.75    200.0   16.0    5.0     MAVERICK
0.75    150.0   15.0    5.5     MOONBEAM
0.75    130.0   9.0     4.17    BUS
0.72    240.0   29.0    11.0    INFERNUS
0.72    180.0   10.0    10.0    STRETCH
0.65    200.0   24.0    10.0    MAFIA
0.65    200.0   16.0    5.0     POLMAV
0.65    200.0   16.0    5.0     COASTMAV
0.64    160.0   23.0    8.17    STALLION
0.60    200.0   28.0    11.1    PHEONIX
0.60    200.0   28.0    11.0    COMET
0.60    200.0   16.0    5.0     SEASPAR
0.60    180.0   21.0    7.5     WASHING
0.60    180.0   17.0    7.17    KURUMA
0.60    160.0   18.0    5.5     RUMPO
0.60    150.0   13.0    04.17   PEREN
0.56    220.0   36.0    10.0    HOTRING
0.56    165.0   24.0    10.17   SENTINEL
0.56    165.0   22.0    8.5     ADMIRAL
0.55    180.0   32.0    6.1     SABRETUR
0.55    160.0   25.0    6.0     CUBAN
0.54    230.0   32.0    11.1    CHEETAH
0.54    160.0   18.0    3.4     ESPERANT
0.54    160.0   15.0    5.4     GREENWOO
0.53    140.0   15.0    4.5     BENSON
0.53    140.0   12.0    4.5     MULE
0.52    200.0   26.0    10.0    DELUXO
0.52    160.0   24.0    8.17    SABRE1
0.51    180.0   19.0    9.1     TAXI
0.50    200.0   30.0    11.0    BLISTAC
0.50    200.0   28.0    11.0    STINGER
0.50    200.0   16.0    5.0     SPARROW
0.50    200.0   16.0    5.0     HUNTER
0.50    200.0   16.0    5.0     DODO
0.50    200.0   1.7     0.01    SEAPLANE
0.50    160.0   19.0    13.0    GOLFCART
0.50    160.0   15.0    6.0     PONY
0.50    160.0   15.0    08.0    MANANA
0.50    160.0   14.0    13.0    BAGGAGE
0.50    150.0   27.0    10.5    GANGBUR
0.50    150.0   25.0    8.5     BURRITO
0.49    200.0   33.0    11.1    BANSHEE
0.48    165.0   16.0    5.0     REGINA
0.48    150.0   13.0    5.7     COACH
0.47    180.0   15.0    10.0    LOVEFIST
0.45    190.0   3.0     0.02    CUPBOAT
0.45    160.0   16.0    5.0     OCEANIC
0.45    160.0   14.0    4.5     YANKEE
0.44    160.0   16.0    6.2     IDAHO
0.43    160.0   15.0    6.0     TOPFUN
0.43    150.0   10.0    10.00   FLATBED
0.42    160.0   18.0    3.5     HERMES
0.41    160.0   23.0    6.50    VOODOO
0.40    170.0   35.0    6.1     BFINJECT
0.40    160.0   22.0    7.0     CABBIE
0.40    160.0   16.0    6.2     GLENDALE
0.40    150.0   13.0    5.7     PACKER
0.40    140.0   14.0    4.5     BOXVILLE
0.39    190.0   2.5     0.04    SPEEDER
0.38    190.0   0.7     0.02    REEFER
0.38    190.0   0.5     0.04    MARQUIS
0.35    170.0   8.0     8.4     SECURICA
0.35    170.0   25.0    08.17   SANDKING
0.35    170.0   20.0    7.0     RANCHER
0.33    190.0   3.0     0.02    SQUALO
0.33    190.0   24.0    7.0     AMBULAN
0.33    190.0   1.7     0.05    PREDATOR
0.33    190.0   1.4     0.05    TROPIC
0.32    160.0   24.0    7.0     KAUFMAN
0.30    170.0   22.0    8.5     FBIRANCH
0.30    160.0   26.0    6.2     BLOODRB
0.30    160.0   24.0    6.2     BLOODRA
0.30    160.0   23.0    6.2     DESPERAD
0.26    180.0   12.0    10.00   BARRACKS
0.26    170.0   22.0    10.00   FIRETRUK
0.25    170.0   19.0    08.17   PATRIOT
0.25    120.0   18.0    8.0     LINERUN
0.24    200.0   28.0    11.1    POLICE
0.24    190.0   45.0    12.0    ANGEL
0.24    190.0   40.0    10.0    FREEWAY
0.23    190.0   24.0    10.0    FBICAR
0.23    190.0   0.5     0.02    RIO
0.23    160.0   20.0    6.2     LANDSTAL
0.20    165.0   17.0    8.5     BOBCAT
0.20    110.0   07.0    03.17   TRASH
0.19    150.0   14.0    6.5     WALTON
0.18    190.0   1.6     0.05    COASTGRD
0.18    160.0   26.0    9.0     ZEBRA
0.16    170.0   17.0    8.4     ENFORCER
0.15    190.0   50.0    19.0    DIRTBIKE
0.15    190.0   50.0    15.0    BIKE
0.12    190.0   1.2     0.07    DINGHY
0.11    190.0   30.0    14.0    MOPED
0.10    75.0    35.0    5.5     RCCOPTER
0.09    80.0    8.0     8.17    RHINO
0.08    75.0    35.0    5.5     RCBARON
0.05    75.0    35.0    5.5     RCGOBLIN
0.05    75.0    35.0    5.5     RCBANDIT

Vehicles Sorted by Speed
------------------------

SPEED   ACCEL   DECEL   NAME
75.0    35.0    5.5     RCBANDIT
75.0    35.0    5.5     RCBARON
75.0    35.0    5.5     RCCOPTER
75.0    35.0    5.5     RCGOBLIN
80.0    8.0     8.17    RHINO
110.0   07.0    03.17   TRASH
120.0   18.0    8.0     LINERUN
130.0   9.0     4.17    BUS
140.0   12.0    4.5     MULE
140.0   14.0    4.5     BOXVILLE
140.0   15.0    4.5     BENSON
140.0   24.0    10.00   AIRTRAIN
140.0   24.0    10.00   DEADDODO
140.0   24.0    10.00   HELI
140.0   24.0    10.00   TRAIN
145.0   12.0    4.17    MRWHOOP
150.0   10.0    10.00   FLATBED
150.0   13.0    04.17   PEREN
150.0   13.0    5.7     COACH
150.0   13.0    5.7     PACKER
150.0   14.0    04.17   ROMERO
150.0   14.0    6.5     WALTON
150.0   15.0    5.5     MOONBEAM
150.0   15.0    5.5     SPAND
150.0   25.0    8.5     BURRITO
150.0   27.0    10.5    GANGBUR
160.0   14.0    13.0    BAGGAGE
160.0   14.0    4.5     YANKEE
160.0   15.0    08.0    MANANA
160.0   15.0    5.4     GREENWOO
160.0   15.0    6.0     PONY
160.0   15.0    6.0     TOPFUN
160.0   15.0    7.0     VIRGO
160.0   16.0    5.0     OCEANIC
160.0   16.0    6.2     GLENDALE
160.0   16.0    6.2     IDAHO
160.0   18.0    3.4     ESPERANT
160.0   18.0    3.5     HERMES
160.0   18.0    5.5     RUMPO
160.0   19.0    13.0    GOLFCART
160.0   20.0    6.2     LANDSTAL
160.0   22.0    7.0     CABBIE
160.0   23.0    6.2     DESPERAD
160.0   23.0    6.50    VOODOO
160.0   23.0    8.17    STALLION
160.0   24.0    6.2     BLOODRA
160.0   24.0    7.0     KAUFMAN
160.0   24.0    8.17    SABRE1
160.0   25.0    6.0     CUBAN
160.0   26.0    6.2     BLOODRB
160.0   26.0    9.0     ZEBRA
165.0   16.0    5.0     REGINA
165.0   17.0    8.5     BOBCAT
165.0   22.0    8.5     ADMIRAL
165.0   24.0    10.17   SENTINEL
170.0   17.0    8.4     ENFORCER
170.0   19.0    08.17   PATRIOT
170.0   20.0    7.0     RANCHER
170.0   22.0    10.00   FIRETRUK
170.0   22.0    8.5     FBIRANCH
170.0   25.0    08.17   SANDKING
170.0   35.0    6.1     BFINJECT
170.0   8.0     8.4     SECURICA
180.0   10.0    10.0    STRETCH
180.0   12.0    10.00   BARRACKS
180.0   15.0    10.0    LOVEFIST
180.0   17.0    7.17    KURUMA
180.0   19.0    9.1     TAXI
180.0   21.0    7.5     WASHING
180.0   32.0    6.1     SABRETUR
190.0   0.5     0.02    RIO
190.0   0.5     0.04    MARQUIS
190.0   0.7     0.02    REEFER
190.0   1.2     0.07    DINGHY
190.0   1.4     0.05    TROPIC
190.0   1.6     0.05    COASTGRD
190.0   1.7     0.05    PREDATOR
190.0   2.5     0.04    SPEEDER
190.0   24.0    10.0    FBICAR
190.0   24.0    7.0     AMBULAN
190.0   3.0     0.02    CUPBOAT
190.0   3.0     0.02    SQUALO
190.0   30.0    14.0    MOPED
190.0   40.0    10.0    FREEWAY
190.0   45.0    12.0    ANGEL
190.0   50.0    15.0    BIKE
190.0   50.0    19.0    DIRTBIKE
200.0   1.7     0.01    SEAPLANE
200.0   16.0    5.0     COASTMAV
200.0   16.0    5.0     DODO
200.0   16.0    5.0     HUNTER
200.0   16.0    5.0     MAVERICK
200.0   16.0    5.0     POLMAV
200.0   16.0    5.0     SEASPAR
200.0   16.0    5.0     SPARROW
200.0   24.0    10.0    MAFIA
200.0   26.0    10.0    DELUXO
200.0   28.0    11.0    COMET
200.0   28.0    11.0    STINGER
200.0   28.0    11.1    PHEONIX
200.0   28.0    11.1    POLICE
200.0   30.0    11.0    BLISTAC
200.0   33.0    11.1    BANSHEE
220.0   36.0    10.0    HOTRING
230.0   32.0    11.1    CHEETAH
240.0   29.0    11.0    INFERNUS

Vehicles sorted by Acceleration
-------------------------------

ACCELL  SPEED   DECEL   NAME
0.5     190.0   0.02    RIO
0.5     190.0   0.04    MARQUIS
0.7     190.0   0.02    REEFER
1.2     190.0   0.07    DINGHY
1.4     190.0   0.05    TROPIC
1.6     190.0   0.05    COASTGRD
1.7     190.0   0.05    PREDATOR
1.7     200.0   0.01    SEAPLANE
2.5     190.0   0.04    SPEEDER
3.0     190.0   0.02    CUPBOAT
3.0     190.0   0.02    SQUALO
7.0     110.0   03.17   TRASH
8.0     170.0   8.4     SECURICA
8.0     80.0    8.17    RHINO
9.0     130.0   4.17    BUS
10.0    150.0   10.00   FLATBED
10.0    180.0   10.0    STRETCH
12.0    140.0   4.5     MULE
12.0    145.0   4.17    MRWHOOP
12.0    180.0   10.00   BARRACKS
13.0    150.0   04.17   PEREN
13.0    150.0   5.7     COACH
13.0    150.0   5.7     PACKER
14.0    140.0   4.5     BOXVILLE
14.0    150.0   04.17   ROMERO
14.0    150.0   6.5     WALTON
14.0    160.0   13.0    BAGGAGE
14.0    160.0   4.5     YANKEE
15.0    140.0   4.5     BENSON
15.0    150.0   5.5     MOONBEAM
15.0    150.0   5.5     SPAND
15.0    160.0   08.0    MANANA
15.0    160.0   5.4     GREENWOO
15.0    160.0   6.0     PONY
15.0    160.0   6.0     TOPFUN
15.0    160.0   7.0     VIRGO
15.0    180.0   10.0    LOVEFIST
16.0    160.0   5.0     OCEANIC
16.0    160.0   6.2     GLENDALE
16.0    160.0   6.2     IDAHO
16.0    165.0   5.0     REGINA
16.0    200.0   5.0     COASTMAV
16.0    200.0   5.0     DODO
16.0    200.0   5.0     HUNTER
16.0    200.0   5.0     MAVERICK
16.0    200.0   5.0     POLMAV
16.0    200.0   5.0     SEASPAR
16.0    200.0   5.0     SPARROW
17.0    165.0   8.5     BOBCAT
17.0    170.0   8.4     ENFORCER
17.0    180.0   7.17    KURUMA
18.0    120.0   8.0     LINERUN
18.0    160.0   3.4     ESPERANT
18.0    160.0   3.5     HERMES
18.0    160.0   5.5     RUMPO
19.0    160.0   13.0    GOLFCART
19.0    170.0   08.17   PATRIOT
19.0    180.0   9.1     TAXI
20.0    160.0   6.2     LANDSTAL
20.0    170.0   7.0     RANCHER
21.0    180.0   7.5     WASHING
22.0    160.0   7.0     CABBIE
22.0    165.0   8.5     ADMIRAL
22.0    170.0   10.00   FIRETRUK
22.0    170.0   8.5     FBIRANCH
23.0    160.0   6.2     DESPERAD
23.0    160.0   6.50    VOODOO
23.0    160.0   8.17    STALLION
24.0    140.0   10.00   AIRTRAIN
24.0    140.0   10.00   DEADDODO
24.0    140.0   10.00   HELI
24.0    140.0   10.00   TRAIN
24.0    160.0   6.2     BLOODRA
24.0    160.0   7.0     KAUFMAN
24.0    160.0   8.17    SABRE1
24.0    165.0   10.17   SENTINEL
24.0    190.0   10.0    FBICAR
24.0    190.0   7.0     AMBULAN
24.0    200.0   10.0    MAFIA
25.0    150.0   8.5     BURRITO
25.0    160.0   6.0     CUBAN
25.0    170.0   08.17   SANDKING
26.0    160.0   6.2     BLOODRB
26.0    160.0   9.0     ZEBRA
26.0    200.0   10.0    DELUXO
27.0    150.0   10.5    GANGBUR
28.0    200.0   11.0    COMET
28.0    200.0   11.0    STINGER
28.0    200.0   11.1    PHEONIX
28.0    200.0   11.1    POLICE
29.0    240.0   11.0    INFERNUS
30.0    190.0   14.0    MOPED
30.0    200.0   11.0    BLISTAC
32.0    180.0   6.1     SABRETUR
32.0    230.0   11.1    CHEETAH
33.0    200.0   11.1    BANSHEE
35.0    170.0   6.1     BFINJECT
35.0    75.0    5.5     RCBANDIT
35.0    75.0    5.5     RCBARON
35.0    75.0    5.5     RCCOPTER
35.0    75.0    5.5     RCGOBLIN
36.0    220.0   10.0    HOTRING
40.0    190.0   10.0    FREEWAY
45.0    190.0   12.0    ANGEL
50.0    190.0   15.0    BIKE
50.0    190.0   19.0    DIRTBIKE


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                      Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
                             Car Locations
                              by: Jnco904

=======================================================================
SPOILER WARNING: This faq may contain spoilers. Most of them are minor.
=======================================================================


Table of contents
1. Intro
2. Legend
3. Cars
4. Motorcycles
5. Boats
6. Aircrafts
7. Special Mission Vehicles (R3)
8. BP/FP/EP/DP Cars
9. Rare Vehicles
10. Checkpoint Vehicles
11. Miscellaneous
   a. Tips
   b. The Hunter
   c. Lightless Taxi
12. Special Thanks
13. Copyright Notice

Version 1.19  01-08-2003    Added some rare cars. Fixed typos.

Version 1.18  12-20-2002    Added alt. strategy for green limo. Fixed
typo.

Version 1.17  12-15-2002    Added parked Faggio. Added white admiral
rare car.

Version 1.16  12-07-2002    Added parked Freeway location. Added FP
Banshee, Infernus, and Cheetah.

Version 1.15  12-05-2002    Added alternate strategy for BP/FP/EP Sabre
Turbo.

Version 1.14  12-01-2002    Added alternate strategy for BP/FP/EP/DP
Admiral. Fixed an error.

Version 1.13  11-30-2002    Added extra Infernus parked location. Added
extra Ambulance and Police parked locations.

Version 1.12  11-28-2002    Happy Thanksgiving. Added BP Cuban Hermes,
but don't get your hopes up because I don't know how to get it. I have
some tips that might work and I think if you guys are working on it too
we will get it quicker. Of course, if you do get I hope I'm the first
FAQ writer you will send it to(or at least one of them). Minor changes.

Version 1.11  11-26-2002    Added alternate strategies for rare and
BP/FP/EP/DP cars. Added Lightless taxi subsection. Added multiple parked
car locations. Added Cone Crazy.

Version 1.1   11-25-2002    Big update. Added Checkpoint Vehicles
section. Added lots of info. Changed one time only vehicles to rare
vehicles for obvious reasons.

Version 1.02  11-25-2002    I fixed the problems with the Spand Express
truck. Thanks to Paul Rudoff for telling me about them and giving me
the correct information.

Version 1.01  11-24-2002    I started adding extra locations for cars.
Added some one time only vehicles. The FAQ is hosted now and I have
already gotten several contributions.

Version 1.0   11-20-2002    Added Sentinal XS, Caddy, Phoenix, Faggio,
last Top Fun parked locations. One time only vehicles section added.
Added The Hunter subsection. Changed Copyright Notice. Submitted.

Version  .91  11-10-2002    Reformatted after reading new guidelines.
added tips section.

Version  .9   11-10-2002    Hotring racer, Bloodring Banger, Benson,
Linerunner, Sentinal, Stinger, Pony, Rhino, Zebra Cab parked locations
added. All driving locations added. Reformatted again. Submitted again.

Version  .5   11-5-2002     Reformatted with new locations. Submitted
again.

Version  .3   11-3-2002     Sloppily made in notepad. Did not read
guidelines. Sorry CjayC. Submitted

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                                1. INTRO

	Uh... Hi. This is my first faq so bear with me. If you would like
to contribute or correct me my e-mail is ViceCityCars@yahoo.com I get a
lot of spam so use CONTRIBUTION or CORRECTION, or something similar as
your subject. I will credit the user of your e-mail (ex: ViceCityCars)
unless you say otherwise.

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                                2. LEGEND
*  = Parked location (may not always appear though)
@  = Only available in certain missions
BP = Bulletproof
FP = Fireproof
EP = Explosionproof (example: rocket launcher or grenades)
DP = Damageproof (example: Doesn't take any damage from hitting cars,
     buildings, etc.)

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                                3. CARS
     ##### Vehicles list provided by AggroSk8er, thanks bud. #####

Vehicles                         Location

*Admiral                         Starfish Island, when coming from
                                 the second island turn left on the
                                 first road. It's the first house on
                                 the left. You have to park a car
                                 near the fence, jump on the car,
                                 and then jump over the fence.

*Baggage Handler              1. At the airport just west of the
                                 main building behind the fence.
                              2. Go behind the main terminal and look SE.

*Banshee                         On Starfish Island's main road that
                                 connects to the other islands it's
                                 at the western most house on the
                                 north side of the street.

*Benson                          Coming from Sunshine Auto's head
                                 south. There is a pay' n' spray on
                                 the right. It is just past it on
                                 the left.

*BF Injection                    Just go east of the Malibu. It's on
                                 the wooden sidewalk (near the
                                 beach) a little bit south.

Blista Compact                   Usually found driving around
                                 Washington Beach.

*Bloodring Banger                On the south side of Hyman Memorial
                                 Stadium after beating the mission
                                 "Bloodring". There are two version
                                 a Glendale and an Oceanic. Both of
                                 them are parked here.

Bobcat                           Usually found driving around in
                                 Vice Port.

Boxville                         Usually found driving around
                                 airport.

Burrito                          Usually found driving around
                                 Downtown.

Bus                              Usually found driving around inside
                                 the airport gates(where the planes
                                 are).

*Caddy                           Near the lighthouse there is a small
                                 wooden bridge. Cross it heading towards
                                 the lightnouse and follow the dirt path
                                 that is slightly to the right. It is
                                 hidden in the first set of bushes to
                                 the right.

*Cheetah                         At the docks in Washington Beach.

Coach                            Usually stopped at bus stop signs.

*Comet                        1. Starfish Island, when you are
                                 coming from the first island take
                                 the first road on the right. Then
                                 enter the second driveway on the
                                 right. It's in the garage.
                              2. Parked outside of Leaf Links.

Cuban Hermes                     Driving around Little Havana and
                                 Little Haiti.

*Deluxo                          After buying Sunshine Autos and
                                 gathering the first list of cars it
                                 will be in the showroom.

Esperanto                        Usually found driving around Vice
                                 Point.

*Flatbed                         Go as far SW as you can by road in
                                 Vice Port. Then search SW of that
                                 road.

*Gang Burrito                    Prawn Island in the northern most
                                 house's driveway.

Glendale                         Usually found driving around
                                 Downtown.

Greenwood                        Usually found driving around
                                 Washington Beach.

*Hermes                          Just south of Rafael's there is an
                                 underground plaza thing. There is one
                                 across the street to the west.

*Hotring Racer                   After buying Sunshine Autos and
                                 gathering the fourth list of cars
                                 it will be in the showroom.

Idaho                            Usually found driving around Little
                                 Haiti.

*Infernus                     1. Outside of the Diaz's Mansion, just
                                 east of the main steps.
                              2. Inside the North Point Mall in the NW
                                 corner.

*Landstalker                     SE corner of the dirtbike track
                                 Downtown.

*Linerunner                      Head south into Vice Port and when
                                 the road splits go right. You
                                 should see it on the left. It's in
                                 a dirt parking lot.

@Love Fist                       Is used in a mission for Kent Paul/Love
                                 Fist.

Manana                           Usually found driving around in
                                 Little Haiti.

Mesa Grande                      Usually found driving around
                                 Downtown.

Moonbeam                         Usually found driving around Little
                                 Havana.

Mule                             Usually found driving around Vice
                                 Port.

*Oceanic                         Outside of the Ocean View Hotel.

*Packer                       1. Inside the film studio, NW corner.
                              2. In the Port Autority parking lot at the
                                 docks. Thanks to TheBlackAndGreenGuy.
                              3. Behind the airport terminal.

*Patriot                      1. In a hanger at Phil Cassidy's
                                 place.
                              2. Inside the film studio, SE corner.

Perennial                        Usually found driving around Vice
                                 Point.

*Phoenix                         On Starfish Island, when your coming
                                 from the first island take the first
                                 right. It is at the third house on the
                                 right (you can jump the wall).

*Pony                            Head south into Vice Port and when
                                 the road splits go left. On the
                                 right you should see a dirt parking
                                 lot. It is in the SE corner.

Rancher                          Usually found driving around Vice
                                 Point.

Regina                           Usually found driving around Little
                                 Haiti.

@Romero's hearse                 It is only in the mission "Two Bit
                                 Hit" that you get from Avery.

*Rumpo                           Behind the Malibu.

Sabre                            Usually found driving around
                                 Downtown.

*Sabre Turbo                     After buying Sunshine Autos and
                                 gathering the second list of cars
                                 it will be in the showroom.

*Sandking                        After buying Sunshine Autos and
                                 gathering the third list of cars it
                                 will be in the showroom.

Securicar                        In the third assassination (phone)
                                 mission, the second guy has one. It
                                 is locked so you'll have to snipe
                                 him and take it to pay' n' spray,
                                 or you can usually find it driving
                                 around in Vice Port.

*Sentinel                        In the showroom for Sunshine
                                 Auto's.

*Sentinel XS                     From the main airport terminal head
                                 east down the road. The road will curve
                                 right and you should keep following it.
                                 After it curves you will see a building
                                 on the left and a gated parking lot. It
                                 is in the parking lot.

@Spand Express                1. Available during the mission "Jury
                                 Fury" for Rosenberg. Thanks to
(Thanks to Paul Rudoff for       THAguyINgta3.
telling me about the error    2. Available during the mission "Riot" for
I had here.)                     Rosenberg.


Stallion                         Driving around Little Havana and
                                 Little Haiti.

*Stretch                         Outside of Diaz's Mansion, just
                                 west of the main steps.

*Stinger                         On Starfish Island, it is parked at
                                 the house to the east of the one
                                 with the R* pool. You have to jump
                                 the fence.

*Top Fun                      1. On the beach near the dirtbike
                                 track.
                              2. On top of the parking garage for the
                                 North Point Mall.
                              3. In a parking lot near the airport docks.

*Trashmaster                     In the middle of the junkyard.

Virgo                            Usually found driving around
                                 Washington Beach.

*Voodoo                          Outside Auntie Poulet's house.

Walton                           Usually found driving around in
                                 Vice Port.

Washington                       Usually found driving around
                                 Starfish Island.

Yankee                           Usually found driving around Vice
                                 Port.

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                                4. MOTORCYCLES
*Angel                           Outside of the Greasy Chopper.

*Faggio                       1. On the sidewalk SE of the police
                                 station in Washington Beach.
                              2. In the alley north of where you get
                                 Rosenburg's missions. Thanks to
                                 ChocoMog230.

Freeway	                      1. Usually driving around the Ocean
                                 View Hotel.
                              2. There is one near Prawn Island. If you
                                 go to Prawn Island then take the Bridge
                                 leading away from the island and
                                 towards the North point mall, then take
                                 the first right and you will see it
                                 next to the first building on the left.
                                 Thanks to Matt Pinske.

*PCJ-600                      1. At the docks in Washington Beach.
                              2. In the parking lot just north of the
                                 Pay'n'spray on the first island.
                                 Thanks to thunderboltisback.
                              3. Start on the first Island, going north
                                 on the main beachfront road.  When the
                                 road turns and joins a parallel road,
                                 keep going straight to the building and
                                 walk the perimeter.  You'll find a PCJ.
                                 This is the PCJ used in "PCJ
                                 Playground". Thanks to SpinToWinJim.
                              4. It can also be found behind a glass
                                 panel at Howlin' Petes Biker Emporium
                                 just across the street from the Greasy
                                 Chopper. Thanks to MadRider.

*Sanchez                         SE corner of the dirtbike track
                                 Downtown.
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                                5. BOATS
*Coast Guard                     At a jetty just north of the
                                 boatyard.

*Cuban Jetmax                    At the boatyard after buying it.

*Dinghy                          At the jetty behind the building
                                 you destroyed in the mission
                                 "Demolition Man". It is likely (but
                                 not confirmed) that it doesn't
                                 appear there until after you have
                                 unlocked the second island.

*Marquis                         At the dock where Cortez was. When
                                 you finish all of Cortez' mission
                                 the docks will be unlocked.

*Reefer                          At the dock where Cortez was. When
                                 you finish all of Cortez' mission
                                 the docks will be unlocked.

*Rio                             At the docks slightly north of
                                 where Cortez was. When you unlock
                                 the second island the docks will be
                                 open.

*Speeder                         At the dock where Cortez was. When
                                 you finish all of Cortez' mission
                                 the docks will be unlocked.

*Squallo                         At the boatyard after buying it.

*Tropic                          At the dock slightly SW of the
                                 Links View Apartments. It is likely
                                 (but not confirmed) that it doesn't
                                 appear there until after you have
                                 unlocked the second island.

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                                6. AIRCRAFTS
*Maverick                     1. On top of the Hyman Condo Downtown.
                              2. On top of Diaz's mansion. Thanks to M16.

*Police Maverick                 On top of the police department
                                 Downtown.

*Sea Sparrow	                 The back deck at Diaz's Mansion
                                 after getting 80 packages.

*Skimmer                         After buying the film studio and
                                 beating the second mission it will
                                 be parked outside of the NW corner
                                 at the studio docks.

*Sparrow                      1. On top of a building slightly NE of
                                 Auntie Poulet's house. The building
                                 has a billboard on top of it that
                                 says "move over Miami".
                              2. There is a sparrow on the lower office
                                 level of the building used in
                                 "G-Spotlight". Thanks to SpinToWinJim.
                              3. Across from the Links View Heights
                                 there are apartments. Behind them are
                                 some back yards. It is in the middle
                                 one.
                              4. On top of the building just south of
                                 the pay'n'spray in Ocean Beach.

*VCN Maverick                    Dowtown VCN building, when you get
                                 off the bridge from prawn island it
                                 is the first building on the right.
                                 Find the open door that leads to
                                 the roof.

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                                7. SPECIAL MISSION VEHICLES
*Ambulance                    1. Outside of Ocean View Hospital in
                                 Washington Beach.
                              2. In the parking lot of the hospital
                                 Downtown.
                              3. In the driveway of the hospital in
                                 Vice Point.

Barracks OL                      Get 6 stars and they will chase
                                 you.

Cabbie                           Usually found driving around
                                 Washington Beach.

Vice Cheetah                     Get 3 stars and undercover cops will
                                 start chasing you in Cheetahs.

Enforcer                         Get 4 stars and they will chase
                                 you.

FBI Rancher                      Get 5 stars and they will chase
                                 you.

*FBI Washington                  Downtown in the alley behind Rock
                                 City.

*Firetruck                       Outside of fire station Downtown.

*Hunter                          After you beat all of the story
                                 missions, or get 100 packages it's
                                 near the back wall of the military
                                 base. If you do both it will be at
                                 the helipad at the south end of the
                                 first island too.

*Kaufman Cab                     After buying the taxi firm it's
                                 parked inside.

*Mr. Whoopee                     After you buy Cherry Poppers Ice
                                 Cream shop it will be in the garage
                                 there.

*Pizza Boy                       Behind the pizza place on the first
                                 island and the one in Little Haiti,
                                 and beside the one Downtown.

*Police                       1. Outside of police station in
                                 Washington Beach.
                              2. Outside of police station in Litle
                                 Havana.
                              3. Outside of the police station Dowtown.
                              4. Outside of the police station in Vice
                                 Point.

*Predator                        Under the SE corner of the bridge
                                 from Leaf Links Golf Club to the
                                 second island.

*Rhino                           After get 90 packages it's in the
                                 military base.

Taxi                             Usually found driving around
                                 Washington Beach.

*Zebra Cab                       After beating the taxi firm's
                                 missions it's parked inside.

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                                8. BP/FP/EP/DP CARS
                    BP/FP/EP/DP Admiral (easy)
     In the mission "Guardian Angels" Diaz drives an admiral to the
exchange site. At sometimes during the mission his car is locked so
this is how I did it. When it says to go up to the roof just kill Diaz
and his 2 henchmen. It will say mission failed. Then I just walked
over and got in the car.
     #Alternate strategy(from CokaCola Cat) - You can get the
BP/FP/EP/DP Admiral in the "Guardian Angels" mission without having to
fail it. Wait until the mission is over. Diaz will hop in his Admiral,
and take a left out of the alley. Once the scene is over and you regain
control of your guy, simply run around the corner to your left, and the
Admiral will be sitting there, empty, doors unlocked. Jump in and drive
it to your garage. Mission passed, and you got your car.

                    FP Banshee
Sent by Sk8erGT18:
     In the mission race missions for sunshine autos, there is a
banshee a cheetah and an infernus you race. to get this, wait at the
last checkpoint with the cars insight, you will fail the mission, so
just fllow them and do a drive by untill the driver gets out, or drive
in front of them and pull them out. there all flamethrower and molotov
cocktail proof.

                    FP Cheetah
     See FP Banshee.

                    BP Cuban Hermes(I can't get it)
Sent by Djpyre:
     In the mission "Guardian Angel", you witness a drug deal gone wrong
- involving the Cubans, Cortez, and a Haitian sneak attack. Shoot at the
Cuban Hermes all you want, it is bullet-proofed.  You can even steal
this car - if you want (by delibrately failing the mission). However,
You will notice that you cannot repair this vehicle or put it in your
garage without loosing the bullet-proofing!  It reverts back to a normal
Cuban Hermes and cannot be kept as a trophy. It may be proofed to fire
or explosions as well, but I haven't had the oportunity to test that
yet. Thanks Djpyre.
     I have looked into this and it seems you are correct, but it isn't
BP after the mission wether it was failed or passed. I have been trying
different ways to get it with no success. The way I have gotten the best
results is as follows. Right when the C Hermes shows up throw some tear
gas behind it a little ways. The object of that is to kill the cubans
without diaz knowing you were responsible and not kill Diaz. If you can
do that it wont fail the mission and the haitins will not show up. So
you have all the time in the world to push it to a pay'n'spray. I have
not been able to push it to a pay'n'spray because it seems to
un-bulletproof(ok so that might not be an acual word) itself for some
reason. If anyone figures out how to get this I would like to know.

                    FP Infernus
     See FP Banshee.

                    BP/FP/EP Sabre Turbo(very hard)
     In the mission "The Driver" Hillary races you in a sabre turbo
(This is your target).  This car is very hard to get because it is
locked. The best way to do this is turn around and go back to the Malibu
when the race starts. When you get the stars you can use the cheat or
just get the bribe that is in between the trees by the intersection to
the north and then drive around (you have a little over 2 minutes until
he gets back.). At this point you can either spawn a trashmaster, grab a
rancher, or just wait in your sentinal. When he wins the race he
won't leave his car he will just disappear so you can't time it
right. You have to push his car to the closest garage (Links View
Heights). That isn't all, it disappears if you lose sight of it
for too long. It's not as bad as the cheetahs in GTA3, but if you
happen to blow it up it is. If you used the trashmaster YOU'RE A
CHEATER (j/k), but it will be a lot easier for you to push especially
since you don't have to worry about blowing yourself up.
     #Alternate strategy(from Nicholas C. Weaver) - A good thing to try,
especially if frustrated by spinning out in the race.  Have the fast
sniper rifle... Get in front of the path he WILL take, either by the
hospital or by the end.  Take out your sniper rifle, aim along the path,
and try to snipe him through the windshiled. If you succeed, mission
over (failure, hillary died) and the car is yours and unlocked.  Works
because the glass is NOT bulletproof. Neither is the tank by the way,
you can snipe drivers out of tanks if you are feeling lucky.
     #Alternate strategy(from Sosss) - Ok what you do is start the race
as usual then you turn around and go get the police bribe.... after
running around for awhile to get rid of your one star you can put about
3 cars across the road(not really needed but i did it just to see) then
go into the parking lot where there are always 2 cars.... at about 2:05
race time then get the "pill" to slow down town and run back to the
road... if the cars are in the way hilary will drive to where its open
i just stood there and snipped him in slow motions its so easy...

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                                9. Rare Vehicles
     _______________            9.a. Cars
     Black Admiral#1 - In the last phone mission you have to go behind
the ice cream shop. There are lots of guys back here who seem to be
your disgruntled employees from the ice cream shop and they have guns.
Just slowly clear them out and you'll see two black admirals and one
black pony on the way. The hard part about this is getting them. I
have not been able to get them yet and I passed the mission. I tried
using the stairs, and I even tried to ramp a pony off of an admiral
and over the gate. The only way I think you can get them is to jump in
one of them during the mission and then come straight back after
beating it. If you have an easier way let me know and I'll give you
credit.
     #Alternate strategy(from Zoulou) - I might have found a way to get
the admiral during the phone mission. Once you killed everyone, put a
black admiral next of the gate, push the explosive barrels just in
front of the car and try to jump over. I wonder if anyone ever get those
cars out...anyway, try my technique, i think i'll not work, but it worth
the trying.
     #Alternate stategy(from TheBlackAndGreenGuy) - When the mission
"loose end" starts go to the docks and steal a packer,the come back to
where the mission started and park the packer facing the gate,get out of
the truck and go back to the docks,steal another packer,then come back
to where the other packer is and use it as a ramp to get in,once you're
inside, park the packer facing the other paker and get out of it. now
get in the pony and drive it outside using the packers as ramps.
     _______________
     Black Admiral#2 - Some guys shooting at you in the "Check-Out At
The Check-In" mission are driving this car. It will be very hard to
obtain. You will need Molotov Cocktails or a Flamethrower for this.
First, kill the guy that is shooting out of the sunroof. Now the car
will come to a halt. The doors are locked so you can't pull them out
so this is where the flamethrower and or Molotov Cocktails come in.
Throw the Molotovs or shoot the car with the Flamethrower and they will
get out. Now, just get in and don't get out until you get to your garage
because the doors will lock on you if you get out. Thanks to
THAguyINgta3. Thanks to Skycat for telling me about a small error here.
     #Alternate stategy(from mitchellwoods) - Just let them chase you to
sunshine auto's and try to get them into garage and run. When they come
out the car will be unlocked.
     _____________
     White Admiral - During the very first mission you drive a white
admiral. This car is only hard to get because you have to make at least
6000 dollars during the first mission to save it, but the BP/FP/EP/DP
admiral is also white. Thanks to fivefighting_banana_slugs.
     ____________
     Black Bobcat - In the mission "Autocide", two of the targets are in
a black Bobcat. Just play the mission normally until it says there are
two people by the jewelry store in Vice Point. Go there and you should
see a black Bobcat. Don't get too close to it or they'll drive off. So
keep your distance and snipe the guy in it. Take the Bobcat and complete
the rest of the mission, and store it in your garage. Thanks to Wicked
Souls.
     _________
     Love Fist - You can get this car during the missions for Love Fist.
Technically it's not a one time only car because you get to use it for
two missions. All you have to do is drive it to your garage after you
beat the mission.
     __________
     Black Pony - See black admiral#1.
     _______________
     Romero's Hearse - You can get this car during the mission "Two Bit
Hit" that you get from avery. You may want to do this mission twice
before beating it because there are two variations of this car. There is
one with a coffin in the back (this is the one you chase) and there is
one without a coffin (it's one of the other hearses that are parked
there). These are fairly easy to get, but if you have trouble just snipe
the driver before they see you.
     ______________
     Black Sentinal - I found a black sentinal on the last(2nd) asset
mission for the print works(hit the courier).  It's the car the courier
is driving. It's pretty easy to get, i just waited for her to get in
and start driving, then i sniped her out.  I dont know if the door
locks if she gets out though. Thanks to Wippingstick.
     #Alternate Strategy(from Zoulou) - During a mission from the
printing factory called "hit the courrier" you have to steal some plates
from a girl gang. It is not hard to get it nor is it easy, the first
technique consits of sniping the girl who's driving it, the door (who
was locked) will open and the girl fall down, if you dont feel like
sniping, just take take a good car and drive by the sentinel, it will
eventually crash in a tree/corner/wall... just snipe the girl and
carefully take it to your hideout, exit, let the garage door close.
Congrats, you now have a black sentinel !!
Hints
DONT exit the car and let its doors close !! Be careful as there is
also 2 others sentinels (red i think) who try to kill you.
     ________
     Spand EX - This truck can be found during the mission "Riot".
All you have to do is instead of blowing it up take it. I don't remember
if you have to start the riot before the gate opens or not, but if you
do have to it will be kind of hard to get away without getting pulled
out. Thanks to THAguyINgta3 for telling me that it is also available in
the mission "Jury Fury". After beating one of the cars it comes by
and drops some hammers. Thanks to Paul Rudoff for letting me know I had
errors here (BTW the errors were NOT from THAguyINgta3's info, they were
mine because I did a lot of this from memory).
     __________________
     Green/Gold Stretch - First of all this is a really ugly car. I
don't know why you would want it so just skip it. Ok ok I'll tell you.
In the mission "Martha's Mugshot" you have to follow candy when she gets
in a green limo. How I got it and beat the mission was first I followed
them to the congressman's house. Then after the cinema ended I headed
south and a little bit past the Malibu there was a line of cars. Of
course, there was a green limo in the front. If I remember correctly
the doors were locked, but the driver was still in it. If that's the
case just snipe him. If that doesn't work you could just snipe him on
the way.
     #Alternate Strategy(from Slythorne) - You can just snipe the
driver before Candy gets in and take it.
     ____________
     Black Voodoo - This is only availible during the mission "Two Bit
Hit" for Avery. Special thanks to AllKilrNoFilr182 for telling me about
this one.
     ________________
     Black Washington - In the mission "All Hands on Deck!" for Cortez,
the French come in two black Washingtons. You'll be stuck on a boat
while they come after you from the shore. However, it's very possible to
get. Before starting the mission, find a Packer (there's one parked in
Vice Port). When facing the mission marker, to its right is a tree. The
guard rail to the water starts around it. Park your Packer perpendicular
to the start of the guard rail. There should be a Cheetah parked nearby.
Grab it and park it just to the right of the Packer, as close to the
rail as possible. Now start the mission. The Washingtons should crash
into the Packer and not get to their destination. In any case, cut
Cortez's head off with your katana to fail the mission. If it worked,
there should be an unlocked black Washington parked nearby. Take it and
park it in your garage. Thanks to Wicked Souls.
     ____________
     White Walton - In Phil's mission "Gun Runner", the weapons trucks
driving around are white Waltons. I haven't tried to get one myself yet,
but you should be able to snipe the driver, or knock the door off with a
melee weapon. If neither of those work, you'll just have to push it to
your garage... bleh. But hey, it's a unique vehicle. Thanks to Wicked
Souls for this one.


     ______________             9.b. Motorcycles
     Silver PCJ 600 - In the third phone mission the guy will tell you
that he got weapons for you if you need them. The bike is parked on the
street by the weapons. This is also very easy to get.
     _____________
     Black Sanchez - If you go to the dirtbike track Downtown there is
almost always a Sanchez parked there. It has a checkpoint mission called
"Trial by Dirt". In this mission there are three haitians that chase you
on black dirt bikes, just kill one of them and take his bike. These are
easy to get, but if you have trouble just kill all of them to make it
easier.

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__________                      10. Checkpoint Vehicles
Cone Crazy(Stallion) - This one is on top of the parking garage in
Washington Beach, which is just north of Collar & Cuffs. This one is a
little bit hard to find because the game isn't programmed to spawn a
stallion here, so you may have to bring your own. If you bring your own
you have to exit the vehicle and get back in. This doesn't work in some
areas of the top floor. I got it to work by parking it in the middle
spot of the northernmost row.
______________
PCJ Playground(PCJ?) - Start on the first Island, going north on the main
beachfront road.  When the road turns and joins a parallel road, keep
going straight to the building and walk the perimeter.
__________
Test Track(Landstalker) - In the SE corner of the dirtbike track
Downtown.
##################
#Mission Strategy# This race is not timed, so take your time the first
################## time you play it. Then just barely beat your best
time over and over again to get lots of money.
_____________
Trial by Dirt(Sanchez) - In the SE corner of the dirtbike track Downtown.
##################
#Mission Strategy# This race is not timed, so take your time the first
################## time you play it. Then just barely beat your best
time over and over again to get lots of money.
___________________
Chopper Checkpoints(Sparrow):
Downtown - The sparrow that is on the lower office level of the building
used in "G-Spotlight". Thanks to SpinToWinJim.

Little Haiti - On top of a building slightly NE of Auntie Poulet's house.
The building has a billboard on top of it that says "move over Miami".
From in front of the building turn left. Take the first two lefts and
you should see an alley on the left soon with a ramp that you can jump
onto the building with.

Ocean Beach - On top of the building just south of the pay'n'spray in
Ocean Beach. You can jump from the staircase of the building just north
of the pay'n'spray.

Vice Point - Across from the Links View Heights there are apartments.
Behind them are some back yards. It is in the middle one one.

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                                11. Miscellaneous

                                11.a. Tips
     Cars come in classes. If you are looking for a certain car drive
one that is in the same class. If you driving an Infernus though Little
Haiti chances are that your not going to see a moonbeam.
     Walking tends to give you more of a selection than if you are riding
in a car. When in a car the game usually spawns cars of that type or
class. If you are on foot the game seems to spawn more appropriate
vehicles. Like a manana in the poor part of town or an infernus in the
rich part of town.
     Most of the parked cars are randomly picked by the game so you could
go into a parking garage that was full stallions two minutes ago and
find that it's infested with freeways.

                                11.b. The Hunter
     There have been several arguments about how to get the hunter so I
think I should clear this up. If you get 100 packages or beat all of the
storyline missions it will appear at the back wall of the military base.
If you do both of them, and the order you do them in doesn't matter, it
will also appear at the helipad on the south end of the first island. It
is just like any other vehicle so it won't be there 100% of the time.

                                11.c. Lightless Taxi
Sent in by Zoulou.
     My brother just found a kaufman cap with no lights, just like in
gta3. It seems normal except i think it has a special radio (just like
the police cars/ambulances/fire trucks have. He found it at the corner
of the street that leads to the hyman condo and the street to goes to
the stadium in downtown area. Well, there is a theorie about it appears
right after you load a saved game, sometimes a error during the loading
process occurs and a lightless taxi appears. However i am not 100% sure
of that, there is also another theorie about the effects of cheats,
many people have complained about dissapearing hidden packages, weird
happenings and others stuff...
I would say that there are more chance that the lightless taxi appears
after a loading as my bro told me he saw it right after the loading
screen, there were also lots people agreeing on this theorie in gta3.
Thanks Zoulou.


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                                12. SPECIAL THANKS
     I would like to thank anyone who read this guide and anyone who
found it helpful. Also I would like to thank R* north and anyone else who
participated in making this game and getting it to the people. Finally
I would really like to thank CjayC for creating and maintaining
Gamefaqs.com at no cost. Everyone should now bow down and worship the
almighty CjayC.

     Thanks again to AggroSk8er for the vehicles list. He also has car
descriptions in his FAQ if you don't know what to look for.
     Thanks to THAguyINgta3 for giving me free roam of the rare cars
section in his FAQ, go check it out for more.
     Thanks to everyone else who contributed whether it got posted or
not.
     Thanks to PsychoMantis, Michael Tyler, and TestaALT for checking
this guide to see if it would make the cut.
     Thanks to Paul Rudoff for letting me know I had errors in my FAQ.
     Thanks to ViceCarjacker for some typo's.
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                                13. COPYRIGHT NOTICE
     This document is copyright Jnco904 2002. If you would like to
use this for a web site please e-mail me asking permission to use it.
The newest version of this faq can always be found at Gamefaqs.

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Bike FAQ by Zack Odonnel

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What’s this FAQ about?
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This FAQ is all about motorbikes in gta vice city for the ps2 it
Is written entirely of my own choice none of this is huge amounts of text from
the manual its out of my own brain

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The legal junk
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This FAQ was written by zack odonnell and should not be changed copied or used
on any other sites other than gamefaqs.com without my permission

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Contact information
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If you would like to ask any questions concerning this FAQ I would be more than
happy to answer them my email address is as follows
zackodonnell@aol.com I will email you back with an answer as soon as possible
or I will print them on here it depends what kind of question it is

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The bikes
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Here are all the bikes you can get
Pcj 600
Freeway
Angel
Sanchez
Faggio
Pizza faggio

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Bike tips
^^^^^^^^^^^^
To pull a wheelie hold back on the analogue stick or the control pad whichever
one you’re using while moving on a bike to pull a wheelie the best bike to pull
a wheelie with is a Sanchez
My best wheelie time-46 seconds

To do a stoppie hold forward on the analogue stick while moving and then hold
brake and you should drive along on your front wheel for a bit the best bike to
pull a stoppie with is a faggio
My best stoppie time-a measly 4 seconds!

Extra speed to get a bit of extra speed hold up on the analogue stick softly so
Tommy leans under the handlebars if done correctly you will speed up a bit

Good landings from jumps to stop quicker when landing from jumps hold r1 and
square you will break and handbrake at the same time therefore stopping you
more quickly

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The bikes 2
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Pcj 600- a super bike from the 80s which is very fast and very stylish

Pros +
-It’s very fast the fastest bike in the game in fact
-it looks very very stylish
-is really good going round corners at reasonable speeds

Cons -
-can sometimes be a little to fast
-it’s hard to weave in and out of cars at high speed
-you skid a lot going round corners at high speed

Overall grade b + or 9/10
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Sanchez-a dirt bike which is quite fast and has great handling

Pros +
-great handling
-quite tough
-can do wheelies for ages

Cons-
-its engine sounds really stupid
That’s it!

Overall grade a- or 9/10
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Faggio-a trendy little scooter with reasonable speed

Pros +
-it’s really good for weaving in and out of traffic
-it’s got decent speed for a scooter
-looks really cool
-can do stoppies for a long time

Cons -
-its engine also sounds stupid
-can’t go up jumps that well
-you can’t do very good wheelies on them

Overall grade b- or 7/10
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Angel-a big bike designed for real bikers

Pros +
-looks pretty good
-has ok speed
-can knock certain cars like mananas off the road!

Cons -
-has rubbish cornering
-its way to heavy
-to big

Overall grade c- or 5/10
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Freeway-the same bike as the angel but doesn’t have bags on the side also it
doesn’t have any patterns on it either

Pros +
-looks even better than the angel
-also has better speed

Cons-
-rubbish cornering
-to big to weave in and out of cars with
- To heavy to get serious air from jumps

Overall grade c or 6/10
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Pizza faggio-the same as a normal faggio but has a box for pizzas at the back

Pros +
-looks quite good but not as good as normal faggio
-can do stoppies for a long time
-can weave in and out of traffic
-got decent speed
-you can do pizza missions and if you complete them you get 150 armour

Cons-
-annoying engine sound
-you can’t do wheelies for very long
-can’t take jumps that well

Overall grade b + (because of the armour upgrade and pizza) or 7/10

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The bike glitch
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Here is how to do it
1) Get a pcj 600 you can find one near where Cortez’s ship is
2) Go to rafeals clothes shop on the first island
3) Get off the bike so as you don’t get the clothes icon but you do when you
get back on
If you do it correctly you will walk/drive around as a bike!


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Thanks to…
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I would like to thank...

-my mum for buying me vice city
-gamefaqs.com for being the best web site on the internet and helping about
vice city
-me for writing this FAQ
-and last but not least you the reader for reading this faq

    Thank you for reading

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5.12
Stats:

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Here are the list of the stats that you will find if you pause the
game.

Criminal Rating:
Percentage Completed:
Mission Attempts:
Playing Time:
Days Passed In Game:
Safehouse Visits:
Rampages Passed:
Hidden Packages Found:
People You've Wasted:
People Wasted By Others:
Road Vehicles Destroyed:
Boats Destroyed:
Planes & Helicopters Destroyed:
Tires Popped With Gunfire
Total Number Of Wanted Stars Attained:
Total Number Of Wanted Stars Evaded:
Times Busted:
Hospital Visits:
Number Of Headshots:
Daily Police Spending:
Least Favourite Gang:
Gang Members Wasted:
Criminals Wasted:
Kgs Of Explosives Used:
Bullets Fired:
Bullets That Hit:
Accuracy:
Dist. Travelled On Foot:
Dist. Travelled By Car:
Dist. Travelled By Bike:
Dist. Travelled By Boat:
Dist. Travelled By Golf Cart:
Dist. Travelled By Helicopter:
Total Distance Travelled:
Max. INSANE Jump Dist:
Max. INSANE Jump Height:
Max. INSANE Jump Flips:
Unique Jumps Completed:
Max. INSANE Jump Rotation:
Best Insane Stunt So Far:
Longest Wheelie Time:
Longest Wheelie Distance:
Longest Stoppie Time:
Longest Stoppie Distance:
Longest 2 Wheels Time:
Longest 2 Wheels Distance:
Criminals Killed On Vigilante Mission:
Highest Vigilante Mission So Far:
Passengers Dropped Off:
Cash Made In Taxi:
People Saved In Ambulance:
Highest Paramedic Mission Level:
Total Fires Extinguished:
Fire Truck Mission Level:
Stores Knocked Off:
Assassination Contracts Completed:
Photographs Taken:
Pizzas Delivered:
'Ice Creams' Sold:
Best Percentage Of Hits For Shooter:
Fastest Time on 'Alloy Wheels Of Steel':
Fastest Time on 'The Driver':
Fastest Time in Dirt Ring:
Fastest Time on RC Plane Race:
Fastest Time on RC Car Race:
Fastest Time on RC Helicopter Pickup:
Fastest Time on 'Terminal Velocity':
Fastest Time on 'Ocean Drive':
Fastest Time on 'Border Run':
Fastest Time on 'Capital Cruise':
Fastest Time on 'Tour!':
Fastest Time on 'V.C. Endurance':
Fastest Time on Downtown Chopper Checkpoint
Fastest Time on Ocean Beach Chopper Checkpoint:
Fastest Time on Vice Point Chopper Checkpoint:
Fastest Time on Little Haiti Chopper Checkpoint:
Fastest Time on 'PCJ Playground':
Fastest Time on 'Trial By Dirt':
Fastest Time on 'Test Track':
Fastest Time on 'Cone Crazy':
Fastest Time for Checkpoint Charlie:
Highest Score For Shooter:
Best Score With Keepy Uppy Beachball:
Number Of Drug Deals Made:
Hotring Best Result:
Fastest Time In Hotring:
Fastest Lap Time In Hotring:
Flight Hours:
Longest Time In Bloodring:
Fishes Fed:
Seagulls Sniped:
Most Favourite Radio Station:
Least Favourite Radio Station:
Sprayings:
Weapon Budget:
Fashion Budget:
Property Budget:
Auto Repair And Painting Budget:
Property Destroyed:
Property Owned:
Highest Media Attention:

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Welcome to my GTA:VC Stats Guide. This is my 5th guide for GTA:VC, so as you
can tell I'm pretty obsessed with this game.

I wrote this guide because there are a lot of stats in GTA:VC, and a lot of
people dont know what some of them mean, or how to change them.

This guide should help you find more things to do in Vice City as you can try
to beat other peoples stats.

On with the stats.

I will explain each stat, what it shows, and also how to make it better.

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( Criminal Rating )
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This stat combines how much damage you have done to the city, how many people
you have killed, how many times you have broken the law, how many cars you
have stolen and everything else, and puts it into one big stat. It basically
shows you how evil you are in the Polices eyes.

Not only do the numbers next to it show your Criminal Points, but you get a
Text rating too. Here are all of the possible Ratings you can get:

Upstanding Citizen
Nobody Special
Litterer
Shoplifter
Vandal
Do boy
Pickpocket
Clepto
Snitch
Rat
Leece
Scam Artist
Trickster
Numbers Runner
Hustler
Bully
Riff-Raff
Scalawag
Ruffian
Outlaw
Thug
Drop Man
SA Goon
Goon
Jailbird
Ex-Con
Felon
Bag Man
Wiseguy
Wheelman
Hired Muscle
Hatchetman
Headhunter
Enforcer
Ronin
Fixer
Hitman
Associate
Butcher
Cleaner
Assassin
Consigliere
Made Man
Right-Hand Man
Executioner
Lieutenant
Underboss
Capo
Boss
Kingpin
Don
Godfather

How to increase the total:

To increase your stat, just go around completely dis-obeying the law.
Kill lots of people and blow up lots of cars, especially Cop Cars.

Two of the best ways are to use the army's own hardware against people.
Take the tank, and just drive around wrecking everything you hit for hours.
Or, Take the Hunter, and either just blow up cars, or do Vigilante, after you
start getting the the triple figure levels your criminal rating rises
dramatically!

Blowing Up a Helicopter or a Skimmer will earn you 30 additional Criminal
Rating Points (thanx Five Star).

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( Percentage Completed )
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This is pretty basic, it shows you how far into / how close you are to
completing the game. Obviously the closer to 100% you are, the further into
the game you are.

How to increase the total:

Play through the missions, and do all of the other things which are found very
slightly below...

It will take a long time to get 100%, because it's pretty much EVERYTHING you
have to do in the game!

All Missions Completed : (Below Is A List Of Where Missions Are From)
-Ken Rosenburg
-Avery Carrington
-Colonel Juan Cortez
-Ricardo Diaz
-Vercetti Mansion
-Love Fist
-Biker Gang
-Umberto Robina
-Auntie Poulet
-Cherry Popper Ice Cream Company
-Kaufman Cabs
-The Malibu Club
-The Film Studio
-Pole Position Club
-The Printworks
-Shipyard
-Sunshine Autos
-Phil's
-Game Ending Missions

All Side Missions/Odd Jobs Completed :
-PCJ Playground
-Trial By Dirt
-Test Track
-Cone Crazy
-All 4 Checkpoint Chopper Missions
-RC Car Race
-RC Plane Race
-RC Chopper Checkpoint
-Rifle Range: Score 45 Points On Shooting Range To Gain Quick Reload Ability
-All 6 Street Races
-All 5 Assassinations Complete
-All 3 Stadium Missions Complete In first Place

All R3 Missions Completed:
-Police/Military Vehicle -                          Level 12
-Firetruck -                                        Level 12
-Ambulance -                                        Level 12
-Taxi -                                             100 Missions
-Pizzaboy -                                         10 Missions

All 15 Real Estate Owned:
-Elswanko Casa
-Links View Apartments
-Ocean Heights
-Hyman Condo
-1102 Washington Street
-3321 Vice Point
-Skumhole Shack
-Cherry Popper Ice Cream Company
-Kaufman Cabs
-The Malibu Club
-The Film Studio
-Pole Position Club
-The Printworks
-The Shipyard
-Sunshine Autos

All 15 Stores Robbed:
-Corner Store -                                      Vice Point
-Dispensary Plus -                                   Vice Point
-First Jewellery Store-                              Vice Point
-Gash -                                              North Point Mall
-Music Store -                                       North Point Mall
-Second Jewellery Store -                            North Point Mall
-Hardware Store -                                    North Point Mall
-Bunch of Tools -                                    Washington Beach
-Ryton Aide Pharmacy -                               Little Haiti
-Pharmacy -                                          Downtown
-Third Jewellery Store-                              Downtown
-Deli -                                              Little Havana
-Doughnut Shop -                                     Little Havana
-Laundromat -                                        Little Havana
-Screw This -                                        Little Havana

-All 100 Hidden Packages Found
-All 36 Unique Jumps Completed
-All 35 Rampages Completed

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( Mission Attempts )
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This stat counts up how many missions you have accepted, regardless of whether
you have completed them or not.

This stat is unlimited, as you can accept certain missions over and over, such
as PCJ Playground.

How to increase the total:

Keep accepting missions such as PCJ Playground, or just fail a mission over and
over. Every time you walk into a pink circle, this stat will increase
(providing the pink circle starts a mission)

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( Playing Time )
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GTA:VC is a great game because it keeps track of how many real life hours you
have played on that save.

How to increase the total:

PLAY THE GAME! And if you want it to be high, you can just leave the game on
for a few days then save it, or mess about and save it after.

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( Days Passed In Game )
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In GTA:VC, every 24 minutes in real life, is 1 game day in the game (provided
you dont use and speed up / slow down codes). So this stat shows you how many
times a day has passed on the game.

How to increase the total:

Like the above, leave the game on for a long time, or just play and save.
You could also put on the speed up time cheat on, in which case you have about
1 game day every 10 seconds!

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( Safehouse Visits )
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This stat keeps a count of how many times you've saved the game at one of your
savehouses, or businesses.

How to increase the total:

Walk into the Pink Circle and save the game, each time you do this, you will
be asked if you want to save the game. Say yes, and either overwrite the
previous file, or creeate a new one. Anyway, the more you do this, the higher
the stat will go.

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( Rampages Passed )
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A rampage is the Pink Skull symbol that you will find hovering around as you
play through the game. These are small mini-missions where you have to kill a
certain amount of people, or blow up a certain amount of vehicles. There is a
stat for these, and it increases by one for every one rampage you complete,
rather unsurprisingly.

There are a total of 35 rampages to do in Vice City, so the max this stat can
go to is 35.

How to increase the total:

Seek out them rampages (use the rampages guide by qwertyuipasd), and complete
them.

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( Hidden Packages Found )
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Quite similar to the Rampages stat, this stat remembers how many hidden
packages you have collected during the game.

I suggest you use the Hidden Packages guide by Bradsnet to help you find them.

There is a total of 100 hidden packages to collect throughout the game, and
they are quite well hidden.

How to increase the total:

Grab all the packages that you find, it will go up with the more you get,
obviously.

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( People You've Wasted )
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This is a stat which none of us players can help...
It does pretty much what it says in its name, tells you how many people you
have killed on the game. You know, when you dont turn the corner quick enough,
or "accidentally" shoot that guy's head off, well this is a count of every
person you killed.

How to increase the total:

Kill people. Quite simple. Some of the best ways without getting a wanted
level are...

1.
Drive a car onto someone hard enough so that fall over, but u dont kill them.
Park the car on top of them.
Get out of your car, and move the R3 stick and then they will die.

2.
Drive really fast towards a group of people and bail before you hit them.

3.
Same as 2, except set the car on fire just as you bail, then you will blow them up.

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( People Wasted By Others )
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Believe it or not, you aren't the only one who will kill people in Vice City.
Its a dangerous world out there, and people get killed everyday, probably
before you even start the engine!

This stat counts up all the people that have been killed by peds + gangs +
police and everyone else on the game except you.

How to increase the total:

Theres nothing you could really do to help this along, it depends on how the
peds are feeling, i suppose.

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( Road Vehicles Destroyed )
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This keeps count of how many Cars and Bikes you have blown up.
They will be blown up if you crash them too much, flip them, or if you use
weapons on them. Some weapons can make it blow up in 1 shot, such as the Rocket
Launcher, and some take around 30 like the Colt .45.

How to increase the total:

Go around blowing stuff up.

The easy ways to do this are to put a car in your garage, blow it up, let the
door close, let it open again and blow it up again. Alternatively go for a nice
quiet (yeah right) drive in the tank and smash into everything you see, or use
the hunter and make a mess of everything.

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( Boats Destroyed )
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This is like the above stat, however it keeps count of how many Boats you have
blown up.
You can blow boats up by crashing them too much, or using weapons on them.

How to increase the total:

The best way to blow boats up is to either be in a boat in the middle of the
ocean, and then shoot other boats, or use a helicopter: either the Sea Sparrow
or the Hunter, and fire missiles / machineguns at them.

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( Planes & Helicopters Destroyed )
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This is also like the 2 above stats, but it keeps count of how many Helicopters
and Planes you have blown up.
You can blow up these either by crashing them too much, using weapons on, using
a more powerful vehicle like the tank or Hunter.

How to increase the total:

The easiest way is probably to put a heli in the left garage of the hyman
condo, blow it up, let the door close, and then blow it up again. Or you could
find out the locations of all of the heli's and just go to them and shoot them.

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( Tires Popped With Gunfire )
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This is one of my favourite stats, it remembers how many tires have been popped
in the game because of gunfire. This is fun to get up, as you can sit at a
junction with a sniper rifle, and pop peoples tires and watch them drive off
swerving all over the road.

How to increase the total:

Popping a car tire isn't very hard, and you can do it in a lot of different
ways. First you could drive-by a car, and sometimes you will get lucky and the
bullet will hit the cars tire and pop it.

The easiest way is probably to put a car in your garage, and shoot out the
tires on it, let the door close, and then do the same again. you dont even have
to see the tire to be able to pop it! As long as you are aiming for where it is
you can shoot straight through a car and pop its tires!

Using a First Person View weapon is also much easier, and in particular, the
sniper rifle.

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( Total Number Of Wanted Stars Attained )
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Everytime you get a wanted star for doing something illegal, either in front of
a cop or not, this stat will increase.
Things illegal mean stuff like killing people, or stealing cars. I'm sure you
can tell whats right and wrong!

How to increase the total:

Do illegal stuff...
On Vice City you cant really help doing things illegal, so just mess about and
you should be running from the cops soon enough.

Running over a cop in a car, or shooting one will earn you 2 stars straight
away!

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( Total Number Of Wanted Stars Evaded )
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This stat counts up how many stars you have evaded WITHOUT going to the pay and
spray, or finding a bribe. The only way this is possible to do, is to have 1
star, and then just drive around carefully until it disappears.

How to increase the total:

Run over a ped in view of a cop, and then just drive around carefully for about
a minute, you will then increase both this stas and the Total Number Of Wanted
Stars Attained stat.

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( Times Busted )
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Busted is GTA's term for being arrested.
This stat keeps track of how many times you have been arrested.
Obviously the better you are at this game, the less times you will have been
arrested.

How to increase the total:

Not as if you want to increase this one, but just do something illegal and let
a cop bust you. Its easier to get busted when you are on a bike of in a car.

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( Hospital Visits )
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This stat is a count of how many times you have died in Vice City.
Obviously the better you are at the game, the less times you will die, but
sometimes death is un-avoidable. For example when you are on a boat which is
blown up, and it will slowly sink, dragging you to the sand at the bottom.
Or if you are in a car thats on fire and you cant bail from it (for some
reason).

How to increase the total:

Its not as if you want to increase this stat either, but if you do, the best
way to do so, is to drown yourself. Hahaha, suicide!
Alternatively get in a car and crash it until it blows up.

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( Number Of Headshots )
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This is also a fun stat to get up. It counts the amount of heads you have shot
off in the game.
This includes killing people through windscreens with a First Person View
Weapon, or using a First Person View weapon on them while they are walking
around. Very sadistic, but cool none the less.

How to increase the total:

The easiest way is to shoot your guards (providing you own the Mansion).
Just find a group of them, and get out wither a PSG1 Sniper Rifle, or a machine
gun and aim for their heads. One shot and they're decapitated. Plus the fact
that they are in large groups and can be found all over the mansion helps too.

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( Daily Police Spending )
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This is probably the most pointless stat ever, as it doesnt appear to do
anything except change randomly.

It possibly says how much money the police have spent on catching criminals in
the game, but I tried for a few minutes, and there was nothing I can do to make
it rise or decrease.

If anyone knows how to make it do either, please email me.

How to increase the total:

I dont know...

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( Least Favourite Gang )
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This stat kind of follows on after the stat below, but this shows you the gang
that you hate the most. It is worked out by how many members of that gang you
have killed.

Here are the possible names that can be in the stat.

Cubans
Haitians
Streetwannabe's
Diaz's gang
Security guards
Biker gang
Vercetti gang
Golfers

How to increase the total:

Find a gang that you want to kill, and keep killing them. If you have killed
more of them than any other gang, then they will be the name in this stat.

The easiest gang to get in here is the Vercetti gang, as you can kill them over
and over at your mansion.

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( Gang Members Wasted )
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This stat keeps track of how many total gang members you have killed. Most of
the ones you kill will occur in rampages, but if you get bored you could go
around looking for groups of people and killing them.

How to increase the total:

Do rampages, or just find the big groups of people hanging around and gun them
down.

The easiest thing to do is kill your own gang members as they are easy to find
and they wint fight back. Just look at uyour asset places or the mansion.

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( Criminals Wasted )
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I'm not 100% sure who the criminals on Vice City are, but they are the people
who car jack others and also the people you kill on vigilante Missions.

How to increase the total:

Do vigilante missions and make sure you kill the people. This gets very easy
once you get onto the higher missions because you kill about 12 a level.

There are also people on the street who are criminals, and killing these in the
game will increase this stat, but I dont know what they look like so I wont
comment on them yet.

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( Kgs Of Explosives Used )
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This stat adds up all of the explosives you've used. I'm not 100% sure on which
things can alter this, but the following could have an effect.

Car / Bike / Heli / Boat / Plane Explosions.
Shooting the tanks at the gas station.
Blowing up the red barrels.
Firing a rocket launcher.

It must be some of them which affect the stat, so if somebody knows for sure,
email me.

How to increase the total:

Until i know for sure what affects it, I cant really say how to make it rise,
but just try doing this:

Car / Bike / Heli / Boat / Plane Explosions.
Shooting the tanks at the gas station.
Blowing up the red barrels.
Firing a rocket launcher.

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( Bullets Fired )
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This stat counts up the amount of bullets you've fired in the whole game. These
include all bullets from every gun except flamethrower and rocket launcher.

The more shots you have done shows how much of a Psycho you are!

How to increase the total:

Get a gun and keep shooting, if you are mad about this stat, you could put an
elastic band over the O button and leave it overnight, or you could just
drive-by, or shoot stuff for a long time. This is probably one of the stats
that you dont really pay attention to, until you realise that during the game
you have fired your gun 45,000 times!

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( Bullets That Hit )
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Along with the Bullets Fired Stat comes this one. Its all well and good firing
your gun, but did that bullet do anything special? or did it just go flying
into a wall, or the sky?

Well this stat tells you how many hit a target (which consists of Cars /
vehicles, and peds).

How to increase the total:

Find a car, and shoot it until it explodes. Then keep firing bullets into the
burnt out corpse of the vehicle and this stat will keep rising.

The easiest way (if you have a Hunter or Sea Sparrow) is to go somewhere safe
and secluded, such as the helipad of the Vercetti Mansion in the Sea Sparrow /
Hunter, and level yourself up with the Maverick that might be up there.
Hold R1 to fire the machine guns, and keep shooting the Maverick until it blows
up. Continue to shoot it after that, and even though the Bullets Fired Stat
will not go up, the Bullets That Hit stat will.

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( Accuracy )
 ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

The Accuracy is the Ratio of Bullets Fired to Bullets That Hit.
If you have a good accuracy, then that shows you are a good shooter.
This stat works out the percentage for every bullet you fire, compared to every
bullet that hits, so say you hit a target 6 times out of 10 your accuracy would
be 60%.

How to increase the total:

Theres no simple way to perfect this stat, seeing as how you probably missed a
lot of shots in the game, but the easiest way (if you have a Hunter or Sea
Sparrow) is to go somewhere safe and secluded, such as the helipad of the
Vercetti Mansion in the Sea Sparrow / Hunter, and level yourself up with the
Maverick that might be up there.
Hold R1 to fire the machine guns, and keep shooting the Maverick until it blows
up. Continue to shoot it after that, and even though the Bullets Fired Stat
will not go up, the Bullets That Hit stat will. Because of this it is a great
way to get your accuracy up, as you could have as much as you wanted. Just use
something to hold the R1 button down and leave it on overnight and your
accuracy will be in the thousands!

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( Dist. Travelled On Foot )
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In Vice City there are a lot of different ways to travel around, and the next
few stats are based on this fact.

This stat measures how far you have gone on foot. By this it means sprinting,
running, walking or stuff like that. I'm not 100% sure on this, but I think
bailing from a bike counds as going on foot.

On the PAL + NTSC Version of Grand Theft Auto : Vice City this stat is recorded
in Miles.

How to increase the total:

You'll have to resist the temptation of the amazing vehicles in here and run to
all of the places that you want to go.

This is really just a stat that you dont care about, but if you really want to
increase it, you could use an elastic band to hold the left analogue stick in a
diagonal direction and leave it on over night.

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( Dist. Travelled By Car )
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Like the above stat, this one keeps count of how far you have travelled in a
car. This includes any 4 or 6 wheeled road vehicles, such as a normal sports
car, or a coach, to a rhino or packer.

On the PAL + NTSC Version of Grand Theft Auto : Vice City this stat is recorded
in Miles.

How to increase the total:

The only way you're gonna get this stat up is by driving cars, so i suggest you
get something fast (so you can get it up quicker) and burn some rubber by
racing across town. Doing the street races is more fun.

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( Dist. Travelled By Bike )
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This stat quite obviously counts how far you have travelled on a bike.

On the PAL + NTSC Version of Grand Theft Auto : Vice City this stat is recorded
in Miles.

How to increase the total:

Just as the above, the only way to increase this stat is to actually drive
around on the bikes. I'm pretty sure that pulling jumps counts as distance, so
you could try something like that for fun.

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( Dist. Travelled By Boat )
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This stat counts how far you have travelled in a boat.

On the PAL + NTSC Version of Grand Theft Auto : Vice City this stat is recorded
in Miles.

How to increase the total:

Drive around in boats. You cant get this stat up any other way...
There are lots of places with water in them, so you shouldn't really have any
problem finding somewhere to drive a boat.

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( Dist. Travelled By Golf Cart )
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This stat counts how many chocolate eggs you have eaten...
Only kidding, it does what it says in the name, counts the distance you have
travelled in a golf cart.

On the PAL + NTSC Version of Grand Theft Auto : Vice City this stat is recorded
in Miles.

How to increase the total:

Find a golf cart around the golf course (after a few minutes of searching for
one) then drive around town and do whatever you want. This is a cool stat to
get up because driving the golf cart is fun. Oh yeah!

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( Dist. Travelled By Helicopter )
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*Yawn* Have a guess at what this stat does...
Go on, guess...
Still dont have it?
Ok, heres a clue:
It tells you how far you have flown in a Helicopter...

On the PAL + NTSC Version of Grand Theft Auto : Vice City this stat is recorded
in Miles.

How to increase the total:

Thanks to the new addition to Vice City of helicopters, you can take to the air
in something much easier to fly than GTA3's Dodo.

The best way to get this up is to do "Brown Thunder" Vigilante missions, or
just fly back and forth in a helicopter.

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( Total Distance Travelled )
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This stat counts up all of the above distance stats and adds them together.

On the PAL + NTSC Version of Grand Theft Auto : Vice City this stat is recorded
in Miles.

How to increase the total:

Well, you could do all of the above, or just one of them that you find the
quickest. They are all added together and go in here, so why not?

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( Max. INSANE Jump Dist )
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These next few stats are some that you will find interesting and possibly the
ones you will attempt to set a new record on when you are bored.

This stat measures the furthest distance you have ever jumped in a car or on a
bike.

How to increase the total:

You can get this stat up in a number of ways. Obviously seeing as how you are
going to jump, you will need a lot of speed and need to hit a jump.

If you have blown the construction site up, taking a car of bike to the top
floor of it, and jumping through the green wall at a fast speed could rack up a
90 - 100 metre jump.

You could also use a taxi with the jumping feature (after 100 taxi missions)
and jump just as you hit a ramp for a further distance.

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( Max. INSANE Jump Height )
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This stat is like the above, but it measures the highest off the ground you
jumped.

To increase the total:

This is much easier in a taxi with the jump feature. Find a good ramp which is
at a sharp angle, and speed at it, then push L3 to jump just as you hit it.
This should send you flying into the air and when you land you should be able
to get a good 20 metres in the air.

Alternatively, you could use a bike, ans pop a wheelie just as you hit the
ramp.

The best ramp to do this on it at the airport.

you can pull a wheelie into the warp 2 roof thing at Hyman Condo, and if done
correctly, you will recieve an insane stunt bonus, and about a 50 metre high
stat.

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( Max. INSANE Jump Flips )
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This tells you how many flips you have done while performing an insane stunt.
To register a flip, you must go upsidedown while in the air.

How to increase the total:

On a bike, you can get 2 flips by making it go insane. I'm not exactly sure how
to do this properly, but usually driving up a wall in the corner will make you
bounce all over the floor and you'll get some flips. I'm not too sure on any
other ways, except the Super Jump *coming soon*.

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( Unique Jumps Completed )
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This stat counts up the amount of unique jumps you have completed.
There are certain jumps in the game where when you hit a specific jump, a slow
motion cutscene it triggered and you get money for jumping it.

How to increase the total:

Use the best Unique Jumps Guide EVER and seek out all of the jumps and complete
them. Obviously the more you complete the higher this stat will go.

There are a maximum of 36 to complete.

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( Max. INSANE Jump Rotation )
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This stat keeps track of the amount of segrees you have spun while doing an
insane stunt jump.

How to increase the total:

The best way to do this is to use the Bike Morph glitch, and then drive fast
and crash into various things, or do the Superjump, More info on these two
coming soon.

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( Best Insane Stunt So Far )
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According to the game data, there are that possible stats you can have for this
stat:

Insane stunt
Perfect insane stunt
Double insane stunt
Perfect double insane stunt
Triple insane stunt
Perfect triple insane stunt
Quadruple insane stunt
Perfect quadruple insane stunt
No INSANE stunts completed

How to increase the total:

Try to get more rotation, and distance on your jumps. The more you include, the
higher your rank will be. Flips are important too.

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( Longest Wheelie Time )
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This is yet another fun stat. It counts the time (in seconds) that you have
kept a wheelie going.
You can only work on this stat on a bike, obviously. To wheelie hold down and X
while accelerating.

How to increase the total:

Keep practicing at wheelies, eventually you will get the hang of it. Also
tapping X instead of holding it once you are up to a wheelie position helps
too.

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( Longest Wheelie Distance )
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This is like the above, but measures the distance you have travelled while
wheelieing.

How to increase the total:

Keep practicing at wheelies, eventually you will get the hang of it. Also
tapping X instead of holding it once you are up to a wheelie position helps
too.

Also try and fins a long straight area where there are few cars, for example
the airport or the long main road on the West Island.

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( Longest Stoppie Time )
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This measures the longest amout on time you have remained in a stoppie for.
To stoppie you must be on a bike, then get some speed, and then hold Up +
Square, and you will lean forward onto the front wheel.

How to increase the total:

Well, to do this you really have to use a Pizza Boy or a Faggio. Get some speed
then hold Up + Square, and when you look level, hold X + those two, and you can
go for a long time, but its hard to stop spinouts.

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( Longest Stoppie Distance )
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This is like the above, but instead of measuring the time, it measures the
distance you have travelled.

How to increase the total:

Well, to do this you really have to use a Pizza Boy or a Faggio. Get some speed
then hold Up + Square, and when you look level, hold X + those two, and you can
go for a long time, but its hard to stop spinouts.

You can do quite a lot at the air strips at the airport.

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( Longest 2 Wheels Time)
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This is a very tricky stat to acquire. It tells you how long you have driven a
car on two wheels for, which is hard because most cars tend to flip over when
you get them onto two wheels.

How to increase the total:

Like I just said, this stat is very difficult to obtain, however, I may have
found a small trick. This has worked a few times for me, completely by
accident. It involves you flying a helicopter, and then landing it, but on 1 of
the little stand things that it lands on. After you slide for a bit, get out of
the heli, and get in a car, and then you should hopefully get the stat message.

Alternatively, get a big car, like a Pony or Ambulance or maybe Cabbie, and
drive over a curb, or small staircase with 2 wheels, and then try to balance it
out by driving away, and to the place where the wheels are off the ground.

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( Longest 2 Wheels Distance )
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This stat counts the distance you have gone while on two wheels.

How to increase the toal:

I may have found a small trick. This has worked a few times for me, completely
by accident. It involves you flying a helicopter, and then landing it, but on 1
of the little stand things that it lands on. After you slide for a bit, get out
of the heli, and get in a car, and then you should hopefully get the stat
message.

Alternatively, get a big car, like a Pony or Ambulance or maybe Cabbie, and
drive over a curb, or small staircase with 2 wheels, and then try to balance it
out by driving away, and to the place where the wheels are off the ground.

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( Criminals Killed On Vigilante Mission )
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This tells you how many criminals you have killed on Vigilante missions. You
can do these missions in the following cars:

Police
Enforcer
VCPD Cheetah
FBI Rancher
FBI Washington
Rhino
Barracks OL
Hunter

Just get in one of them and push R3.

How to increase the total:

You have to do the Vigilante missions, obviously, for this stat to count up, so
I suggest getting in a Hunter or Rhino and bomb your way through the missions.
You kill twice as many criminals each time until level 12, where you kill about
12 a mission, i think.

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( Highest Vigilante Mission So Far )
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This tells you what the highest mission you have got to in Vigilante is.

How to increase the total:

You have to do the Vigilante missions, obviously, for this stat to count up, so
I suggest getting in a Hunter or Rhino and bomb your way through the missions.
Once you kill all of the criminals on a mission, you go onto the next level.
You cant resume a Vigilante mission, you you have to be willing to sit and play
for a few hours if you want to get a good, high stat in this. The money is good
too!

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( Passengers Dropped Off )
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This tells you how many passengers you have dropped off in the taxi missions.

You can do Taxi Missions in the following cars:

Taxi
Cabbie
Kaufman Cab
Zebra Cab

To do taxi missions get in any of the above cars, and push R3.

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( Cash Made In Taxi )
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This stat totals up all of the money you were payed while doing the taxi
missions.

How to increase the total:

Do the taxi missions. The more people you take, the more this will go up. Also
if you take them to their desired location fast, you will get s bonus, which
helps to take this up. you also get a bonus for every 5 in a row that you do,
which increases for every 5 you do.

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( People Saved In Ambulance )
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This stat remembers how many people you have saved on the Paramedic Missions.

You can do Paramedic Missions in an Ambulance, at any hospital. Just get in one
and Push R3.

How to increase the total:

You have to be playing the ambulance missions. Just pick somebody up from their
location, and then take them to the hospital. Thats all you need to do. Keep
doing this over and over and the stat will start to increase.

The higher missions you get to also increase the people saved, as you can take
them 3 at a time.

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( Highest Paramedic Mission Level )
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This stat records your highest ever Paramedic Mission Level.

You can do Paramedic Missions in an Ambulance, at any hospital. Just get in one
and Push R3.

How to increase the total:

You have to be playing the ambulance missions. Just pick somebody up from their
location, and then take them to the hospital. Thats all you need to do. Keep
doing this over and over and the stat will start to increase.

This is one of the hardest R3 missions though, so not many people want to do it
longer than you have to.

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( Total Fires Extinguished )
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This stat counts the fires you have put out on Firefighter missions.

To start a Firefighter mission get in a firetruck and push R3.

On Firefighter missions you have to drive around and squirt water at flaming
vehicles and even people to put them out.

How to increase the total:

To increase this stat you have to be playing the Firefighter missions. Drive to
the burning vehicle and push O to squirt water on it, after a few seconds the
car will no longer be on fire, but the people inside will get out, and they
will be on fire too, so squirt them with the water for a few seconds, and then
you will have put out a fire. You put out a fire for...
1 Fire for every car you put out
1 Fire for every person

So if you are on Firefighter Level 5 then you have to put out 2 cars and 5
people, which means your Fires Extinguished will increase quicker.

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( Fire Truck Mission Level )
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This stat tells you what the highest mission you got to in Firefighter missions
was.

How to increase the total:

To increase this stat you have to be playing the Firefighter missions. Drive to
the burning vehicle and push O to squirt water on it, after a few seconds the
car will no longer be on fire, but the people inside will get out, and they
will be on fire too, so squirt them with the water for a few seconds, and then
you will have put out a fire. Once you put out all of the fires on each level
you will be moved onto the next level where there will be more fires to
extinguish.

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( Stores Knocked Off )
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This is a count of how many stores you have robbed throughout the game.
It doesn't tell you which stores you have robbed though.
There are 15 stores to rob in order to get 100% completion, but you can rob the
stores as many times as you want.

How to increase the total:

You have to find, and rob the stores which let you in the game.

Here are the stores you need to rob, and how to get there:

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1.Bunch Of Tools - Washington Beach
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This is very simple to find, pause the game, and look at the radar. Just over
the really small bridge you will see a hammer tool on the radar. Head to here
and go into the store. Hold the shop keeper up and take his money.

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2.Jewelery Store - Vice Point
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Find the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray". Its a spray can icon on your radar. From
there, head [SOUTH]. When you reach the end of this street turn left, and then
make the first right. Just after the mail boxes on the right you will see the
Jewellery Store that you are going to rob. Go in and wave your gun about then
get your money from the shop worker.

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3.Dispensary Plus - Vice Point
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Find the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" again. This time follow the road along to the
[NORTH]. when you reach the top of this street, you will be facing a row of
buildings, go to the left side of them, and a short way along you will see the
green and white "Dispensary +" sign on the right. Go in there and do your
stuff.

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4.Corner Store - Vice Point
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Find the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" once again. Follow the road along to the [NORTH]
just like before. When you reach the end of this strip or road you will come to
a row of buildings, for the store before you went to the left side, well this
time you are going to the right. Turn right, then make the first left. Keep
heading along this road to the [NORTH], and literally just after the first
right turn the store will be... on the corner. Go in and get some bling bling.

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5.Gash - North Point Mall
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From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" head [NORTH]. Take the first right and follow
the road to the end. Once you reach the end of this road turn left and follow
it along until you see the huge mall, which will be on the left. You can go in
anyone of the entrances, but I suggest going in the [SOUTH EAST] entrance, as
that's where I will give directions from.

As soon as you get in the mall walk forward and to your left and you will see a
store with glass windows and the word "Gash" printed all over them. Go in here
and hold up the guy at the [NORTH EAST] of the lower level.

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6.Jewelery Store - North Point Mall
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From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" head [NORTH]. Take the first right and follow
the road to the end. Once you reach the end of this road turn left and follow
it along until you see the huge mall, which will be on the left. You can go in
anyone of the entrances, but I suggest going in the [SOUTH EAST] entrance, as
that's where I will give directions from.

Once you get inside head [NORTH] the whole way, and when you reach the north
point of the, well... North Point Mall you will see the store on your right.
Go in and do your thing.

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7.Tooled Up - North Point Mall
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From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" head [NORTH]. Take the first right and follow
the road to the end. Once you reach the end of this road turn left and follow
it along until you see the huge mall, which will be on the left. You can go in
anyone of the entrances, but I suggest going in the [SOUTH EAST] entrance, as
that's where I will give directions from.

After you go in, head to the left, and go past the "Gash" store. Opposite you
will probably see "Ammu-Nation" and next to that is "Tooled Up". Go in here and
point your gun at the store keeper to grab his cash.

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8.Music Store - North Point Mall
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From the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray" head [NORTH]. Take the first right and follow
the road to the end. Once you reach the end of this road turn left and follow
it along until you see the huge mall, which will be on the left. You can go in
anyone of the entrances, but I suggest going in the [SOUTH EAST] entrance, as
that's where I will give directions from.

Once inside, go towards the middle of the mall, and go up the escalators. when
you get up to the top, turn left and go along and into the store. Point your
piece at the store owner and grab his cash.

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9.Coffee Bagels Donuts - Little Havana
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From the bridge leading from Starfish Island, head left. Take the first right,
and literally on the corner is a donut shop. go in here and rob the owner.

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10.Screw This - Little Havana
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From the bridge leading from Starfish Island, head left. Take the first right,
and follow the road up. Exactly opposite the first right turn is "Screw This".
Pop in and ask the owner nicely for some money. If that doesn't work, which it
probably wont, just point your gun at him, and he should give you some.

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11.Cafe Robina - Little Havana
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From the bridge leading from Starfish Island, head left. Take the first right,
and follow the road all the way up to the end. When you've done that turn
right, and then go right again at the next chance you get. Right on the corner
is Cafe Robina, go in, and point your gun at the owner.

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12.Laundromat - Little Havana
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From the bridge leading from Starfish Island, go right. Take the first left,
then go right. Follow it to the end, and go left again Follow this road all the
way [WEST], and just after the furthers right turn, you will see the laundry on
the right. Go and get your cash from the store owner.

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13.Ryton Aide Pharmancy - Little Haiti
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Find the [NORTH] "Pay & Spray". From there head, well.... [NORTH] for 3 secs,
and you're at the Pharmancy! So rob it!

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14.Jewelery Store - Downtown
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Find the [NORTH] "Ammu-Nation". From there, head [WEST]. when you reach the end
of the street, turn left so that you are heading [SOUTH]. Follow the road all
the way down, and just as a big open space appears to your right, stop, now
check the walls on the left of the street, and you should see a shop that you
can enter, so go in it and get the owners cash.

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15.Dispensary Plus - Downtown
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Find the [NORTH] "Ammu-Nation". From there, head [WEST]. when you reach the end
of the street, turn left so that you are heading [SOUTH]. Follow the road all
the way down, and around to the left when it turns. As soon as you turn the
corner stop! the store is on the right, and is pretty much the first thing you
will see once the road goes back straight from the bend.

You are given an additional robbed stat to your total after each one of these
you rob, but it only counts the first time.

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( Assassination Contracts Completed )
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This name might be confusing, but its actuall a stat for how many phone
missions you have done.

At some point throughout the game you get a call telling you to go to the phone
near the Washington Mall, and after you do missions you are lead around the
city. This stat counts how many of those phone missions you have passed.

There are 5 to complete.

How to increase the total:

There's not really anything you can do to increase it other than doing the
missions.

You can find the missions here:

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"Road Kill"

From PAYPHONE next to WASHINGTON MALL.

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"Waste The Wife"

From PAYPHONE near PIZZA PLACE, up from Malibu.

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"Autocide"

From PAYPHONE next to WASHINGTON MALL.

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"Check Out At The Check In"

From PAYPHONE inside TERMINAL OF THE AIRPORT.

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"Loose Ends"

From PAYPHONE behind CHERRY POPPER ICE CREAM FACTORY.

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( Photographs Taken )
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There is only one mission on the whole game where you can take photographs, its
called "Martha's Mugshots" for the Film Studio, and you only get 12, so you
probably think or thought that you could only take 12.

Let me just say my total is 666.

How to increase the total:

Nobody says that you have to pass the mission for them to count.

The easiest way, although it is very time consuming and boring, is to accept
the mission, then waste all 12 photos. You fail the mission, but you now have
12 in your stats. Accept the mission again, and then waste them all. Keep doing
this until you get the number you want, although, remember you need to save at
least 3 to take the proper photos of Candy and "Martha". So for example, i took
663 and then did the mission properly, took the 3 photos and when i beat the
misison my stats said 666.

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( Pizzas Delivered )
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This stat tells you how many pizza's you have delivered on the Pizza Boy
missions.

You can start the Pizza Boy missions by finding a pizza place, and then looking
around the building for a Pizza Boy bike. Providing you haven't already beaten
Level 10, when you get on the bike you will start the Pizza Delivery missions.

How to increase the total:

First of all, you can only do the pizza missions once, so if you have beaten
level 10 you wont be to do anything to this stat, however if you are yet to do
them, the best way to increase the stat is to start the missions, get to level
10, but dont beat it. Instead cancel the mission and then try them again.
Get to level 10 this time, and cancel. You will notcie that the pizza's
delivered stat keeps on increasing, even though you dont beat the mission.

This is the only way to increase the stat.

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( 'Ice Creams' Sold )
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This stat is the same thing as the "Number Of Drug Deals Made" stat a bit
further down in the document.

This stat counts the amount of "Ice Cream" you have sold while doing the
Distribution mission for the Cherry Popper Ice Cream Factory.

To start this mission you must have bought Cherry Popper Ice Cream. Get in the
Ice Cream Van and the mission will start.

Tap L3 to turn on the jingle and then stop near a bunch of people and let them
buy the Ice Cream from you.

How to increase the total:

The only way to increase this stat is to sell Ice Creams. Do this by following
the above steps. The easiest place to do this is Ocean Beach, but you can
choose where you go.

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( Best Percentage Of Hits For Shooter )
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This stat tells you your accuracy for Shooter. Shooter is the gun range at the
Downtown Ammu-Nation. It is only open after you beat "The Shootist" for the
Malibu. To start the mission go into Ammu-Nation and walk into the back room.
Then stand in the Pink Circle and you will start the mission.

You have 2 minutes to shoot as many of the targets out that you can.

When you shoot all 5 parts out you will receive points.

If you destroy the nearest target you will receive 1 point.
If you destroy the middle target you will receive 2 Points.
If you destroy the furthest target you will receive 3 Points.

How to increase the total:

For this mini-game you only need to get 31 points, so take your time, go
slowly, and make sure you dont miss any of the targets. Keeps shooting them
until you have 31, then push Square and cancel the round, you will pass the
mission, and if you didnt miss any, you will have 100% accuracy.

Shoot the bottom 4 body parts off the closest 2 targets, this
makes it much easier to aim, and hit the one at the back and so get more
points.

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( Fastest Time on 'Alloy Wheels Of Steel' )
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This stat remembers the time it took you to beat the mission "Alloy Wheels Of
Steel" for Big Mitch Baker.

You can only do this mission once, so unless your starting a new game, or
haven't done it yet you wont be able to improve this stat.

How to improve the total:

This is the best trick to use to beat the race fast, although, it's up to how
well you take your corners and stuff.

You can go to the front of the bikers, run towards them and push Triangle.
You will jump onto their bike, which handle un-believably better. You can make
a 90 degree corner without breaking!

This will mean that you are ALWAYS at least 3rd, as you took one biker out of
the race.

You can forward drive-by another of the bikers off which will put you in
second, but DO NOT kill all of them, or you'll fail the mission.

I find it easier if you park a car in front of the left 2 bikers (and the
pink circle), and then steal the biker on the right's bike, dodge the car, and
you'll be in first place, with a bike that practically doesn't need you to
brake!

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( Fastest Time on 'The Driver' )
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This stat remembers the time it took you to beat the mission "The Driver" for
the Malibu.

You can only do this mission once, so unless your starting a new game, or
haven't done it yet you wont be able to improve this stat.

How to improve the total:

Park a Hotring Racer just next to the bridge on the left side of the road.
Start the mission, and then stop at the Hotring Racer. Swap cars, and then
speed around the race in your extremely fast car, and you should whoop
Hillary's ass and get a good fast time.

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( Fastest Time in Dirt Ring )
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This stat remembers the fastest time you got when grabbing the Checkpoints for
the Dirt Ring.

How to increase the total:

For Dirt Ring there is a very cool trick that you can do to make your time
practically whatever you want, even 0:00!

Ok, first of all wait until Dirtring is on at the Hyman Memorial stadium.

Once its on, get a Sanchez and wait outside the doors at the top for 8PM
(20:00)

When the door opens do the following:

Drive the Sanchez in a small way into the open doorway, then get off the bike,
but before you do, make sure that its not touching an invisible wall. As soon
as you get off you will start to see a black screen, so literally as soon as
you see the black screen push triangle to get back on your bike.  You will be
warped into the Dirtring and when you appear you will be on your bike!

Now you are inside on the sanchez, you are allowed to collect the checkpoints,
but seeing as how you didn't get on the other Sanchez, you dont have a timer.
Collect all, or however many of the checkpoints you want when not on the proper
sanchez and when you're done, get on the proper Sanchez and pick up the last
checkpoints, or if you already got them all, you will pass the mission with a
0:00 time!

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( Fastest Time on RC Plane Race )
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This stat remembers the fastest time you got when you flew through the
checkpoints on the RC Plane Race.

To accept this mission go to the North Point Mall and go up to the top of the
Car Park next to it, then get in the Top Fun van.

How to increase the total:

Quite Simply, flythrough the checkpoints as fast as you can, make sharp corners
and try to learn where all of the next checkpoints will be, and try to perfect
your turning. Also try not to crash (i know thats common sense).

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( Fastest Time on RC Car Race )
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This stat remembers the fastest time you got when you drove through the
checkpoints on the RC Car Race.

To accept this mission go to the beach and head north till you find some rocks
on it, and a dirt track. Then get in the Top Fun van.

How to increase the total:

There isn't really any 1 way to get a better time on here, because theres a
very simple path that you have to follow. It is easy enough to win the race,
but to get a recordbraking time you just have to memorise the turns, and try to
make sharper corners.

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( Fastest Time on RC Helicopter Pickup )
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This stat remembers the fastest time you got when you flew through the
checkpoints on the RC Helicopter Pickup.

To accept this mission go to the Airport and go in the south entrance, near the
docks. As you go in the gates look left, then get in the Top Fun van.

How to increase the total:

You have to fly the RC Raider through the checkpoints. There is no time limit,
but you are timed, so if you want this stat to increase you have to fly through
the checkpoints as fast as you can, which isn't easy, because the helicopter is
very hard to fly.

The best way is to memorise where all of the checkpoints are, and then practice
flying with the helicopter before attempting it.

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( Fastest Time on 'Terminal Velocity' )
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This stat measures the fastest time that you beat Sunshine Auto's "Terminal
Velocity" race.

To accept this race you must have bought Sunshine Auto's, and to accept it, go
down the ramp at the back and stand in the Pink Circle, then push Left or Right
to choose the race you want to do.

How to increase the total:

It's mainly pure luck if you get a fast time on this race, as with all of them,
because it depends on the positioning of the traffic.

I find it much easier if I use a Hotring Racer, because it is very fast and can
take corners extremely well if you handbrake turn.

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( Fastest Time on 'Ocean Drive' )
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This stat measures the fastest time that you beat Sunshine Auto's "Ocean Drive"
race.

To accept this race you must have bought Sunshine Auto's, and to accept it, go
down the ramp at the back and stand in the Pink Circle, then push Left or Right
to choose the race you want to do.

How to increase the total:

It's mainly pure luck if you get a fast time on this race, as with all of them,
because it depends on the positioning of the traffic.

I find it much easier if I use a Hotring Racer, because it is very fast and can
take corners extremely well if you handbrake turn.

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( Fastest Time on 'Border Run' )
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This stat measures the fastest time that you beat Sunshine Auto's "Border Run"
race.

To accept this race you must have bought Sunshine Auto's, and to accept it, go
down the ramp at the back and stand in the Pink Circle, then push Left or Right
to choose the race you want to do.

How to increase the total:

It's mainly pure luck if you get a fast time on this race, as with all of them,
because it depends on the positioning of the traffic.

I find it much easier if I use a Hotring Racer, because it is very fast and can
take corners extremely well if you handbrake turn.

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( Fastest Time on 'Capital Cruise' )
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This stat measures the fastest time that you beat Sunshine Auto's "Capital
Cruise" race.

To accept this race you must have bought Sunshine Auto's, and to accept it, go
down the ramp at the back and stand in the Pink Circle, then push Left or Right
to choose the race you want to do.

How to increase the total:

It's mainly pure luck if you get a fast time on this race, as with all of them,
because it depends on the positioning of the traffic.

I find it much easier if I use a Hotring Racer, because it is very fast and can
take corners extremely well if you handbrake turn.

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( Fastest Time on 'Tour!' )
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This stat measures the fastest time that you beat Sunshine Auto's "Tour" race.

To accept this race you must have bought Sunshine Auto's, and to accept it, go
down the ramp at the back and stand in the Pink Circle, then push Left or Right
to choose the race you want to do.

How to increase the total:

It's mainly pure luck if you get a fast time on this race, as with all of them,
because it depends on the positioning of the traffic.

I find it much easier if I use a Hotring Racer, because it is very fast and can
take corners extremely well if you handbrake turn.

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( Fastest Time on 'V.C. Endurance' )
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This stat measures the fastest time that you beat Sunshine Auto's "V.C.
Endurance" race.

To accept this race you must have bought Sunshine Auto's, and to accept it, go
down the ramp at the back and stand in the Pink Circle, then push Left or Right
to choose the race you want to do.

How to increase the total:

It's mainly pure luck if you get a fast time on this race, as with all of them,
because it depends on the positioning of the traffic.

I find it much easier if I use a Hotring Racer, because it is very fast and can
take corners extremely well if you handbrake turn.

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( Fastest Time on Downtown Chopper Checkpoint )
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This records the fastest time that you flew through the checkpoints on the
"Downtown Chopper Checkpoint".

To get there go to Ammu-Nation in downtown.

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( Fastest Time on Ocean Beach Chopper Checkpoint )
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5.13
The Radio

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You will find lots of cool tunes on the radio on GTA:VC because
Rockstar got permission to use REAL songs in Vice City. However since
the game is set in the 80’s, so are the songs.

Obviously V-Rock is the best (hehehe) but I’m sure people will have a
good laugh at the other radio stations like K-Chat which I will
provide info for some time in the future.

Here are all of the radio stations and their songs
(Super huge credit to www.vicecityradio.com)

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V-Rock:

Fast talking, mullet sporting, career obsessed DJ Lazlow is a man who
believes he is on the way to the top. He loves the rock and roll life
style, although he doesn't actually live it, and worships every
morning at his mirror. He stole the V-Rock gig off his best friend
and is desperate to get rid of the Vulture and make sure the focus
remains tightly on himself. He believes being on the radio is a one
way ticket to all the riches and girls the world has to offer.
Unfortunately, it seems his ego may be the death of his career in
rock and roll. Only time will tell.

1. DJ Lazlow Intro
2. You've Got Another Thing Comin' - Judas Priest
3. Too Young to Fall in Love - Mötley Crüe
4. Peace Sells - Megadeth
5. Dangerous Bastard - Rockstar¹s Love Fist
6. Turn Up The Radio - Autograph
7. DJ Lazlow Halftime
8. I Wanna Rock - Twisted Sister
9. Bark At The Moon - Ozzy Osbourne
10. Madhouse - Anthrax
11. 2 Minutes To Midnight - Iron Maiden
12. Raining Blood - Slayer
13. Cumin' Atcha Live - Tesla
14. Yankee Rose - David Lee Roth
15. DJ Lazlow Outro
16. Exploder
17. Thor

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Radio Espantoso:

Pepe wanted to be a sports commentator. When that didn't work out (he
was told he got too excited and ruined people' enjoyment of the game)
he turned to music. He genuinely loves the music he plays and even
more than that, loves the opportunity to shout very loud into a
microphone. He has lived in Vice City for a few years now and is
desperately trying to spread the word of quality music in the
cultural desert of the 1980s. The only cloud on the horizon is his
wife. A dreadful woman who has taken the American dream to her heart
and her waist, she has left Pepe confused by everything apart from
the music.

1. Pepe Introduction
2. Super Strut - Deodato
3. A Gozar Con Mi Combo - Cachao
4. Me And You Baby (Picao Y Tostao) - Mongo Santamaria
5. Mambo Mucho Mambo - Machito & His Afro-Cuban Orchestra
6. Jamay - Xavier Cugat & His Orchestra
7. Pepe Intermission
8. Mama Papa Tu - Mongo Santamaria
9. La Vida es Una Lenteia - Unaesta
10. Expansions - Lonnie Liston Smith
11. Aguanile - Irakere
12. Maracaibo Oriental - Beny Moré
13. Latin Flute - Deodato
14. Mambo Gozón - Tito Puente
15. Pepe Outro
16. Fernando's Medallion Ad
17. Think Your Way To Success

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Fever 105:

For Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit, only two things in life really
matter. Eating food and seducing women. Weighing in at 300 pounds and
seducing an average of 35 women a week (not including twins), he's
been the man in charge of Fever 105 for a few years and has worn more
velour sweat suits and sat in more Jacuzzis than you've had hot
dinners. Doughnuts, foxes, a little disco soul, 15 hot dogs, a big
ole party, Oliver Cheatham, too many needles in too many grooves,
these are the things dreams are made of.

1. DJ Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit Introduction
2. Wanna Be Startin' Somethin' - Michael Jackson
3. Automatic (Extended Version) - The Pointer Sisters
4. Act Like You Know - Fat Larry's Band
5. Juicy Fruit - Mtume
6. Behind The Groove - Teena Marie
7. DJ Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit Halftime
8. Get Down Saturday Night
9. Ghetto Life ­ Rick James
10. Shame - Evelyne "Champagne" King
11. All Night Long - Mary Jane Girls
12. Summer Madness - Kool & The Gang
13. I'll Be Good - Various,Angela Winbush,Rene Moore
14. And The Beat Goes On - Whispers
15. Dj Oliver "Ladykiller" Biscuit Outro
16. Salivex
17. Yuppie And The Alien

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Wildstyle Pirate Radio:

The Magic is here. A pioneer in the truest sense of the word, "Supa
Rockin" Mr. Magic has the distinction of being the very first radio
personality ever to bring rap music to the airwaves. On Wildstyle
Pirate Radio, Mr. Magic hosted the innovative new sounds of rap music
and early 80's electro for all of Vice City's fly girls and fly guys,
troopers and troopettes, broadcasting illegally, we are repeatedly
told, 'from a secret location'. Magic was also hosting a weekly show
in New York at the time…

1. Wildstyle DJ Intro
2. Rockit - Herbie Hancock
3. The Message - Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five
4. More Bounce To The Ounce - Zapp & Roger
5. Wildstyle DJ Mr Magic
6. One For The Treble (Vocal Mix) - Davy Dmx
7. Bassline - Mantronix
8. Wildstyle DJ Halftime
9. Hip Hop Bee Bop (Don't Stop) - Man Parrish
10. Al-Naafiysh (The Soul) - Hashim
11. Clear - Cybotron
12. Wildstyle DJ 3rd Quarter
13. Looking For The Perfect Beat - Afrika Bambaataa & The Soulsonic Force
14. Wildstyle DJ Mr Magic Premier
15. Rock Box - RUN DMC
16. The Breaks - Kurtis Blow
17. Wildstyle DJ Mr Magic Super Blast
18. Magic's Wand - Whodini
19. Wildstyle Dj Outro
20. Degeneration
21. Maibatsu Thunder

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Wave 103:

Adam First knows everything. He knows about politics - extreme right
wings are the way forward. He knows about astronomy - he owns a large
telescope. He knows about exciting new sports - hang gliding and
driving expensive cars are both favorite pastimes. He knows about the
dangers of wearing make up - it can run and make you even more
confused. But, most of all, he knows how to make you feel bad about
yourself. The fact is, he knows a lot more about everything than you,
and, the only thing he isn't an expert on is what it might mean to be
a human being. After all, in his words "We are, ultimately, all
alone, and I'm incapable of expressing emotion in any way, shape or
form apart from through the medium of mix tapes." Luckily, with this
new compact disc from WAVE

1. DJ Adam First Intro
2. Two Tribes - Frankie Goes To Hollywood
3. Pale Shelter - Tears For Fears
4. Kids In America - Kim Wilde
5. Atomic - Blondie
6. I Ran (So Far Away) - A Flock Of Seagulls
7. (Keep Feeling) Fascination - The Human League
8. DJ Adam First Halftime
9. 99 Luftballons - Nena
10. Love My Way - The Psychedelic Furs
11. Gold - Spandau Ballet
12. Hyperactive! - Thomas Dolby
13. Never Say Never - Romeo Void
14. Sunglasses At Night - Corey Hart
15. DJ Adam First Outro
16. Sissy Spritz
17. Synth And Son

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Emotion 98.3:

Fernando Martinez is a genius. A miracle worker. An emotional
alchemist and a heart mender. Let him work his magic on you as he
takes you on a journey from the deepest depths of the human soul to
soaring up in the clouds with the birds or the people on extra strong
anti-depressants. Perfect listening for after a therapy session or a
paternity case. Fernando explains the remarkable intersection of
life, love and music in this wonderful recording that says more about
the human heart than words ever could. Since he was a little boy,
Fernando wanted only one thing, to bring people together any way he
could and make money out of it. Now, with this wonderful compact
disc, you can make his dreams come true. You get dragged across an
emotional minefield, terrified of what might happen.

1. DJ Fernando Intro
2. Africa - Toto
3. Crockett's Theme - Jan Hammer
4. Missing You - John Waite
5. (I Just) Died In Your Arms - Cutting Crew
6. Waiting For A Girl Like You - Foreigner
7. Broken Wings ­ Mr. Mister
8. DJ Fernando Half Time
9. More Than This - Roxy Music
10. Tempted - Squeeze
11. Keep On Loving You - Reo Speedwagon
12. Sister Christian - Night Ranger
13. Never Too Much - Luther Vandross
14. Wow - Kate Bush
15. DJ Fernando Outro
16. Knife After Dark
17. Petstuffers

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Huge thanx to Eifersucht86 for letting me use this great script!
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Author-Eifersucht86
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Table of Contents
1.Introduction
2.Version History
3.Legal Info
4.Script
   A.Opening
   B.Foreigner-I've Been Waiting(For a Girl Like You)
   C.Petstuffers(Commercial)
   D.Complete the Look(Commercial)
   E.Fernando Speaks
   F.Kate Bush-Wow
   G.Fernando Speaks
   H.Farewell Ranch(Commercial)
   I.Squeeze-Tempted
   J.Fernando Speaks
   K.REO Speedwagon-Keep on Loving You
   L.Fernando Speaks
   M.Cutting Crew-(I Just)Died in Your Arms Tonight
   N.Fernando Tells a Story
   O.Roxy Music-More Than This
   P.Fernando Continues His Story
   Q.Pastor Richards Salvation Fund
   R.Pit Bomb
   S.Toto-Africa
   T.Mister Mister-Broken Wings
   U.John Waite-Missing You
   V.Fernando Speaks
   W.Shady Acres(Commercial)
   X.Jan Hammer-Crockett's Theme
   Y.Musty Pines(Commerical)
   Z.Night Ranger-Sister Christian
   AA.Domesto-bot(Commercial)
   BB.Fernando's Medallion Man(Commercial)
   CC.Luther Vandross-Never Too Much
   DD.Thor's Norse Power Program(Commercial)
   EE.BJ Smith's Fit For Football(Commercial)
5.Contact
6.Credits
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NOTE!!! I do have some trouble understanding Fernando at times.  So if you
see a mistake please e-mail it to me you will be given credit.  Also I am not
that good with Spanish.  I took the class but I didn't pass it.  Please E-mail
me about any of those errors too.  Thanks.
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1.Introduction
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Hello my name is Alex, I am 16 years old and this is my second guide on
GameFAQS.  My first which is not yet complete is the commericals script.
I got Vice City on the first Saturday it was out.  Since then I have been
hooked on it.  So I decided to write this guide because Emotion is one of
my favorite stations.

The following two lines should be even

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
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If the lines are not even change your font to "Courier New[Western]" and
that should fix your problem.

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2.Version History
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3.0-Fixed some final errors in the script.  I am going to make this final
in a couple of days so send all of the mistakes you find A.S.A.P!

2.0-I finished the script and the section "The Man Behind Fernando" will
be completed in the next update.

1.1-I am about finished with the script!  I will be done with it on the
next update.

1.0-I have just submitted this guide so there isn't that much to it yet.
Keep checking back for more updates.

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3.Legal Info
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Right now this guide may on be posted on Gamefaqs.com and no other sites.
If you would like to use this guide on your site please contact
me at the e-mail or AIM address in the contact section.  As for
other things, you may print as many guides as you want for your-
self or friends.  You may not print this in any magazine or sell
it.
This guide is a © 2002-2003 by Eifersucht86.
Grand Theft Auto, and Vice City are all © of Rockstar games
and Rockstar north.

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4.Script
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A.Opening
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Female: More moods wings than your pregnant wife, Emotion 98.3

Fernando: Hello, I am Fernando Martinez and this is Emotion.  When I first come
   to Vice City I feel all lonely, a man on the outside, a foreigner, then I say
   Fernando, you like to talk a lot so I get a well paid job on the radio and
   begin to make my name as a successfull DJ.  Now I'm not so lonely, but I never
   forget my roots, I never forget, so I always have a soft spot for Foreigner,
   I've been waiting is next.

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B.Foreigner-I've Been Waiting(For a Girl Like You)
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So long, i've been looking too hard, i've been waiting too long
Sometimes I don't know what I will find, I only know it's a matter of time
When you love someone, when you love someone
It feels so right, so warm and true, I need to know if you feel it too

Maybe i'm wrong, won't you tell me if i'm coming on too strong
This heart of mine has been hurt before, this time I wanna be sure

I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive
I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life

You're so good, when we make love it's understood
It's more than a touch or a word can say
Only in dreams could it be this way
When you love someone, yeah, really love someone

Now I know it's right, from the moment I wake up till deep in the night
There's nowhere on earth that i'd rather be than holding you tenderly

I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive
I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life

I've been waiting, waiting for you, ooh, i've been waiting
I've been waiting
(I've been waiting for a girl like you, i've been waiting)
Won't you come into my life?

Female: 98.3 the Emotion, We give you emotion 24/7, not just once a month.

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C.Petstuffers (Commercial)
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Male:Oh Max, We go everywhere together, right boy?

Female: At Petstuffers we know there's nothing more then a relationship between man and
  his dog, sometimes you just can't let go.

Male: Max you didn't eat your food that's the second week in a row, Max.

Female: When the unspeakable happens just put your four legged friend in the fridge or
   freezer, then call Petstuffers.  We'll be there within a week to pick him up, and in
   less than a month he'll be back good as new.  Through and ancient Egyptian miracle
   process called Taxidermy, you and your best friend will always be together.

Male: Yea, that's a good dog.

Female: Petstuffers when you just can't let go, and coming soon Grandparents forever.

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D.Complete the Look (Commercial)
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Male: Highlighted hair, faint brain-dead look in your eyes, something
missing?(Complete the look)
   Complete the look with men's eyeliner at Vice City's one stop shop for
people who are cool when
   they cry.

Female: Wow, you look ambiguous.

Male: Complete the look.

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E.Fernando Speaks
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Fernando: Lets keep on breaking hearts and piring lines listen to me and more
of this.  Your on
   Emotion

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F.Kate Bush-Wow
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We're all alone on the stage tonight.
We've been told we're not afraid of you.
We know all our lines so well, uh-huh.
We've said them so many times:
Time and time again,
Line and line again.

Ooh, yeah, you're amazing!
We think you're incredible.
You say we're fantastic,
But still we don't head the bill.

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable!

When the actor reaches his death,
You know it's not for real. He just holds his breath.
But he always dives too soon, too fast to save himself.

He'll never make the screen.
He'll never make the 'Sweeney',
Be that movie queen.
He's too busy hitting the vaseline.

Ooh, yeah, you're amazing!
We think you are really cool.
We'd give you a part, my love,
But you'd have to play the fool.

Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable!
Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Wow! Unbelievable!

We're all alone on the stage tonight.
We're all alone,
On the stage,
Tonight.

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G.Fernando Speaks
--------------------------------------

Fernando: I was losing myself in the music there for a moment, forgive me,
   It just hits me so hard sometimes like a massive bit or masionary flying
   from a high building, or something, or a truck driving over your foot ya
   know?  Powerful like a dream you go to work naked.  Lets take a break
   while I recompose myself.  Remember too much emotion is always a good thing.

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H.Farewell Ranch(Commercial)
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Male: Howdy partners! It's 4:30 in the morning here at Farewell ranch. And it's
   time to get up and work the old cow. get up ya oaf! At Farewell Ranch, old
   people don't sit around stagnating watching game shows and talking about the good
   old days. Sinking into the grave with a urine soaked mess. At Farewell Ranch
   they sweat and toil until the breaking point. Keep that miserable contemplation
   of mortality at bay. Hell, at steering time, we'll work grandpa so hard he'll
   wish he was dead. At the end of the day he'll sit down in the blue grass eat a
   bowl of commemorative beans and enjoy a sing along at one of our nightly funerals.
   It's the cowboy’s code. Work hard, don't shower and die in your boots. Right Norm?

Norm: Ahh, my prostate!

Male: Farewell Ranch, the only way to ride into the sunset.

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I.Squeeze-Tempted
--------------------------------------

Female: We express emotion because you can't(Emotion 98.3)


I bought a toothbrush, some toothpaste, a flannel for my face
Pajamas, a hairbrush, new shoes and a case.
I said to my reflection, Let's get out of this place.
Passed the church and the steeple, the laundry on the hill
Billboards and the buildings
Memories of it still keep calling
And calling
But forget it all I know I will
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone
There's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
I'm at the carpark, the airport, the baggage carousel
The people keep on grabbing, ain't wishing I was well
I said, "It's no occasion. It's no story I can tell."
At my bedside, empty pocket, a foot without a sock
Your body gets much closer
I fumble for the clock, alarmed by
The seduction
I wish that it would stop
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone there's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
I bought a novell, some perfume, a fortune all for you
But it's not my conscience that hates to be untrue.
I asked of my reflection,
Tell me what is there to do?
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered
What's been going on
Now that you have gone there's no other
Tempted by the fruit of another
Tempted but the truth is discovered

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J.Fernando Speaks
--------------------------------------

Fernando: I think that song says so much about the Human heart don't you?  Or as my people
   say Cor Ason.  My people make the womans and the cars bounce up and down.  You see love
   important but so is the action,  a real man needs more than one thing in life,  do you
   know what I'm saying here?  The heart and the loins both on fire.  Groaning and straining
   and making hot dirty passionate encounters with the secretaries, while the wife she sleeps
   at home.  I know I have been there many times, your on Emotion, where the heart remains
   true.

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K.REO Speedwagon-Keep on Loving You
--------------------------------------

You shoud've seen by the look in my eyes, baby
There was somethin missin
You shoud've known by the tone of my voice, maybe
But you didn't listen
You played dead
But you never bled
Instead you lay still in the grass
All coiled up and hissin

And though I know all about those men
Still I don't remember
Cause it was us baby, way before then
And we're still together
And I meant, every word I said
When I said that I love you I meant
That I love you forever

And I'm gonna keep on lovin you
Cause it's the only thing I wanna do
I don't wanna sleep
I just wanna keep on lovin you

And I meant every word I said
When I said that I love you I meant
That I love you forever

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L.Fernando Speaks
--------------------------------------

Fernando: Oh, magnificent I play a song for you, tonight you come to Fernando's
night appearance
   at the club.  Fernando play some emotional music, maybe you'll meet a pretty
lady who isn't
   interested in your long term relationship.  But is only in interested in the
passion of life.
   Maybe even right outside in the parking lot.

Male: (Weeping) Emotion

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M.Cutting Crew-(I Just)Died in Your Arms Tonight
--------------------------------------

Fernando: Next up we have a beautiful record for you to get in touch with
yourself, Cutting Crew
   I Just Died in Your Arms Tonight.  Must have been something you said huh?

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight

(98.3 the Emotion)

I keep looking for something I can't get
Broken hearts lie all around me
And I don't see an easy way to get out of this
Her diary, it sits by the bedside table
The curtains are closed, the cats in the cradle
Who would've thought that a boy like me could come to this

Oh-oh-oh woh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh-oh-oh woh, oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been some kinda kiss
I should have walked away, I should have walked away

Is there any just cause for feeling like this
On the surface I'm a name on a list
I try to be discreet but then blow it again
I've lost and found, it's my final mistake
She's loving by proxy, no give and all take
'Cause I've been thrilled to fantasy one too many times

Oh-oh-oh woh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Woh-oh-oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been some kinda kiss
I should have walked away, I should have walked away

It was a long hot night
But she made it easy, she made it feel right
But now it's over, the moment has gone
I followed my hands not my head, I know I was wrong

Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight
It must have been something you said
I just died in your arms tonight
Oh I, I just died in your arms tonight(Fernando Singing Along)
It must have been some kinda kiss(Fernando Singing Along)
I should have walked away, I should have walked away

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N.Fernando Tells a Story
--------------------------------------

Fernando: Let me tell you a story, the other night I was in a nightclub, as usual I Fernando
   was surrounded by beautiful women, I could have made love to any number of them, then
   this really ugly girl come in.  All fat, hairy and ugly and stuff.  Like a big fat cow, all
   walking on 2 legs ya know?  But she had the most beautiful eyes I ever saw,
it was like opening
   a big dirty crabby shell and finding a beautiful pearl.  Than this record
come on.  It was very
   appropriate, I talk to long Fernando's rating go down, I finish my story luego.

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O.Roxy Music-More Than This
--------------------------------------

I could feel at the time
There was no way of knowing
Fallen leaves in the night
Who can say where they´re blowing
As free as the wind
And hopefully learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this - there is nothing
More than this - tell me one thing
More than this - there is nothing
It was fun for a while
There was no way of knowing
Like dream in the night
Who can say where we´re going
No care in the world
Maybe I´m learning
Why the sea on the tide
Has no way of turning
More than this - there is nothing
More than this - tell me one thing
More than this - there is nothing

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P.Fernando Continues His Story
--------------------------------------

Fernando: Everytime, that track breaks my heart anew(Long Pause, Song Continues),
   so anyway as I was saying this ugly girl in the nightclub you know?  Now of
   course I Fernando Martinez did not come home with this chick, as I have
   a reputation to keep up, a code, but I could see she was all lonely and stuff,
   and I feel really bad so I scour the nightclub, from top to bottom and then
I find this snuddy little
   English kid Paul or something, standing all alone so I take him over to this
ugly girl, I make them
   think,  I make them talk, I tell them some jokes and soon they are singing,
and they are dancing.
   And I say Fernando you have a gift my friend, a gift for romance.  I like to
see mens' and womans' to
   get together.  People say Fernando use your gift make money or buy a yacht,
maybe a fast car, and I say
   Fernando is on the radio that is my gift to Vice City!

Female: Emotion

Fernando: We just going to take a quick break, listen to some commercials and
stuff, don't go away you'll
   break Fernando's heart.

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Q.Pastor Richards Salvation Fund
--------------------------------------

Pastor Richards: Do yourself a favor, take both hands off the wheel and touch
the stereo, do you
   feel the power? Ah yes friend, there's a lot of evil in this world, but
there's also light.
   And I have been sent to shine a light on all degenerates, philanerderers,
Liberals and other evil doers
   and expose them for what they really are. Don't waste your money on
unnessacery and corrupting
   material possessions, give it to me. There's only one thing that will save
you. A highly fortified
   structure in the shape of the most powerful thing on the planet, me.
Degenerates will ruin this
   great city. In my wonderful book I tell of the impending disaster about to
befall this planet,
   nuclear holocaust, plagues of flying rodents, the seas rising up and turning
yellow. It is coming,
   it is written by me but you can save yourself. Contribute to the Pastor
Richards Salvation Statue
   Fund, pick up your telephone call now, 1-866-9SAVEME

Female: The Emotion

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R.Pit Bomb
--------------------------------------

Male: The science of evolution has uncovered many of life’s mysteries like
   tadpoles or the pyramids. But the mystery of the armpit remains.
   What's it for? Why is it hairy? And why do men have nipples? But one
   thing's for certain, the armpit smells bad. Luckily there's Pit Bomb.
   It's like Napalm for your skin or Agent Orange on your sweat glands.
   Pit Bomb stops unwanted bodily functions in their tracks. It’s as
   effective as sending GIs into a peasant village. When you're fighting
   the war against personal hygiene, bring out the heavy artillery.

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S.Toto-Africa
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Female: Whatever crusing means to you, here's music to cruise to, Emotion.

Fernando: Wasn't that beautiful?  Like a georgeous woman bending over to pick
something up you know?
   Or a fat girl who suddenly loses a lot of weight.  I yi yi.

(Song Starts)Fernando: Vice City is a beautiful town, no?  A real special place
filled with hopes and
   dreams and beautiful and hot women, and men like me.  Well not many men like
me.  But it is a jungle
   out there a bit like Africa.  You can go out on a safari in Vice City and
get a Rhino if you like.  I
   love all woman, even the fat ones, though I don't tell anybody about that.
The next record's all about
   Africa.  Toto take it away. I love you.

I hear the drums echoing tonight
But she hears only whispers of some quiet conversation
She's coming in 12:30 flight
The moonlit wings reflect the stars that guide me towards salvation

I stopped an old man along the way
Hoping to find some long forgotten words or ancient melodies
He turned to me as if to say , "Hurry boy, it's waiting there for you"

Chorus:
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do
I miss the rains down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had

The wild dogs cry out in the night
As they grow restless longing for some solitary company
I know that I must do what's right
As sure as Kilimanjaro rises like Olympus above the Serangetti
I seek to cure what's deep inside, frightened of this thing that I've become

Chorus: It's gonna take...

Hurry boy, she's waiting there for you

Chorus: It's gonna take

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T.Mister Mister-Broken Wings
--------------------------------------

Fernando: Welcome back you're on Emotion, Con Amigo Fernando Martinez. (Song
Continues)  Stay with me stay
   with Fernando. Por Favor, Mi amor, sialito, It's like Fernando say to his
ex-wife.  I love you please
   don't leave.  It is not what you think, I was bitten by a snake and the nice
lady, she came to suck out
   the poison.  The story you see no work very well.

Female: The station for laughter and sorrow, heartbreak, and tears and those
post therapy session blues.
   Emotion 98.3

Fernando: Marvelous, I love that record.  It grabs me by the crotch and shakes
me around until I am not sure
   if I am a man or a woman.  Then I remember I am Fernando Martinez, Mister
Fernando Martinez, and this is
   Mister Mister with Broken Wings.

Baby, don't understand
Why we can't just hold on to each other's hands
This time might be the last I fear
Unless I make it all too clear
I need you so (oh)
Take these Broken Wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in
Take these Broken Wings

Baby, I think tonight
We can take what was wrong and make it right (mmm)
Baby, it's all I know
That you're half of the flesh and blood makes me whole
I need you so

So take these Broken Wings
And learn to fly again
Learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in (ya ya, let us in, let us in)

Baby, that's all I know
That's you're half of the flesh and blood makes me whole (ya ya ya ya, ya ya)

So take these Broken Wings
And learn to fly again, learn to live so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up and let us in

Take these Broken Wings
You got to learn to fly
Learn to live love so free
When we hear the voices sing
The book of love will open up for us and let us in (ya ya, ooh)

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U.John Waite-Missing You
--------------------------------------

Fernando: Interesting stuff, but not as interesting as what happens when a man
and woman fall passionately
   in love, or maybe when things go wrong you will need a man like Fernando, to
sort things out, to make
   things whole and better again.  When your throwing household dishes at each
other.  When she pulls out
   the knife, when the heart and the crotch are not in alignment, you know?

Female:Your prescription for unwanted emotion.(Female Crying) (Emotion)

Everytime I think of you, I always catch my breath
And I'm still standing here, and you're miles away
And I'm wonderin' why you left
And there's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart tonight

I hear your name in certain circles, and it always makes me smile
I spend my time thinkin' about you, and it's almost driving me wild
And there's a heart that's breaking down this long distance line tonight

I ain't missing you at all since you've been gone away
I ain't missing you, no matter what I might say

There's a message in the wire, and I'm sending you this signal tonight
You don't know how desperate I've become
And it looks like I'm losing this fight
In your world I have no meaning, though I'm trying hard to understand
And it's my heart that's breaking down this long distance line tonight

Chorus:
I ain't missing you at all since you've been gone away
I ain't missing you, no matter what my friends say

And there's a message that I'm sending out, like a telegraph to your soul
And if I can't bridge this distance, stop this heartbreak overload

(chorus)

I ain't missing you, I ain't missing you, I can lie to myself

And there's a storm that's raging through my frozen heart tonight

(chorus)

Ain't missing you, I ain't missing you
I ain't missing you, I can lie to myself
Ain't missing you, I ain't missing you
I ain't missing you, I ain't missing you
I ain't missing you, I ain't missing you, ain't missing you, oh no
No matter what my friends might say, I ain't missing you...

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V.Fernando Speaks
--------------------------------------

Fernando: This is Emotion breaking hearts and saving lives every hour of
everyday.  You
   see I'm your doctor of love, Fernando Martinez except I do not go to medical
school.
   Fernando knows many languages but I mostly know the language of love.  Some
people call
   the radio station and say "Fernando are you bilingual?"  I said I try
anything once.
   Hope you are having a powerful day!  Filled with love and passion and hot
dirty action.
   You know? Lets take a break.  Don't go away please.  I'm begging you.

Male: (Crying)Emotion

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W.Shady Acres(Commercial)
--------------------------------------

Male: I'm a VIP! And I wanna live around people like myself, rich and
divorced.(Shady Acres)

Avery: I'm Avery Carrington, Shady Acres is incredible upscale, state of the
art, top notch
   condominium development (Condo) A short drive out of town on some christine
wetlands. Away
   from the north and uninvited diversity of the city! (Shady Acres) And when
you buy into that
   dream that is Shady Acres, not only do you get a luxuriest 5 thousand square
foot condo with
   underground parking for your newly acquired sports car, but there's also a
jacuzzi for
   entertainment. (Jacuzzi) Each condo is tastefully furnished with a stock bar
and a exotic
   water bed shaped like a dollar sign. Shady Acres also has a golf range,
firing range, heli-
   pad and exotic petting zoo when your kids come to visit. (Shady Acres)
You're successful!
   Start defining your life style, start defining yourself!

Females: Shady Acres

Avery: Shady Acres, happiness is worth the price! (Shady Acres)

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X.Jan Hammer-Crockett's Theme
--------------------------------------

(Song Starts)

Female: Emotion

Fernando: Have you noticed how popular synthesizers are getting?  It's not the
same as a lonely
   man with a pony tail, singing of his love on a guitar. At the door of his
hermes hacienda.
   But it is not far short. See what you think of mister Jan Hammer.

This song is only an instrumental.  Therefore there are no lyrics.

(After song)

Fernando: Oh that was magnificen like a beautiful woman or a group of ugly
despite ones.  You know
   the kind anyone can get a hold of.  Even if your a little slow and take
special classes.  Your
   listening to Fernando Martinez on Emotion.  You remember it's a good thing
to feel the emotion
   but don't have too much emotion you might get an order of protection against
you.

Female: 98.3 Emotion

Fernando: Fernando is feeling very emotional right now, so we need to take a
break.

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Y.Musty Pines(Commercial)
--------------------------------------

Female: Are you tired of your couches getting ruined?

Male: Oh grandpa.

Grandpa: I made tinkles again!

Male: If you've got old people cluttering up your home. Why not send them to
Musty Pines?
   We'll help bring back dignity and we promise it'll be the best three months
of their lives.
   They'll enjoy bingo, complaining, mumbling incoherently, skinny-dipping and
organ donation.
   And once a month it's our famous lucky dip medication switching night. Musty
Pines is located
   at a luxurious location overlooking Vice City's state of the art sanitation
facilities. You can
   still visit your old people, but now you have the comfort of knowing you
don't have to. After they
   pass on to something better, guaranteed in three months or less, you can
start enjoying their money.
   Finally, you can have quality family time again. Musty Pines, now you don't
have to say goodbye.
   Drive through service also available.

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Z.Night Ranger-Sister Christian
--------------------------------------

Fernando: This is Emotion lets keep on with the power, this track will break
your heart. It's the power
  of music.(Song Starts)

Fernando: Oh magnificent!

Female: Emotion

Fernando: I touch myself.

Sister Christian, oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say, OK
Where you goin', what you looking for
You know those boys don't want to play no more with you
It's true

{Refrain}
You're motoring
What's your price for flight
In finding Mister Right
You'll be all right tonight

Babe, you know you're growing up so fast
And momma's worrying that you won't last to say, let's play
Sister Christian, there's so much in life
Don't you give it up before your time is due
It's true, it's true, yeah

You're motoring
What's your price for flight
You've got him in your sights
And driving through the night

{Refrain twice}

Sister Christian, oh the time has come
And you know that you're the only one to say, OK
But you're motoring
Yeah, motoring

Fernado: Really interesting I think, what about you? Do you like that one does
it make you tremble
   and quiver and groan and feel alive?  I play the music that makes the people
feel touched.  Don't
   go away.
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AA.Domesto-bot(Commercial)
--------------------------------------

Male: Ever since Linda started working, our kids are home alone.

Linda: We tried hiring a nanny but she wanted health insurance.

Male: Yeah right, that’s when we got Domesto-bot. He's great with the kids.

Domesto-bot: Mrs Lorris, Tommy has some skin magazines under the bed.

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Domesto-bot: Would you like your drink portioned?

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Male: Ah, it's eight in the morning!

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Linda: Ah Domesto-bot.

Male #2: Domesto-bot, he's three foot high, he only says ten phrases, he's the
friend you've always
   dreamed of, order Domesto-bot today.

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BB.Fernando's Medallion Man(Commercial)
--------------------------------------

Fernando: Hello, I am Fernando Martinez, I think by now you know I am an
emotional kind of guy.
   People stop me in the street and say, Fernando what the hell is wrong with
me? Silk-shirt, hairy
   chest, enough aftershave to drown a household pet, but I still cannot get a
woman. And I tell them,
   you are an ignorant fool. Without the symbol of power and fertility around
your nexk, What kind of
   woman is going to respect you? That's why I've teamed up with Medallion Man,
the shop for medallion
   needs. Medallion Man caters to all levels of masculinity, for the strong
silent type a medallion the
   size of a hub cap will say everything that needs to be said. Even singing
medallions for the Casanova
   who knows music is the food of love. My old drains, thal houses, dipers,
whatever your interest,
   we've got the medallion for you. Don't forget, every woman knows, if you
can't support a medallion,
   you can't support a family.

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CC.Luther Vandross-Never Too Much
--------------------------------------

I can't fool myself, I don't want nobody else to ever love me
You are my shinin' star, my guiding light, my love fantasy
There's not a minute, hour, day or night that I don't love you
You're at the top of my list because I'm always thinkin' of you

I still remember in the days when I scared to touch you
How I spent my day dreamin' plannin' how to say I love you
You must have known that I had feelings deep enough to swim in
That's when you opened up your heart and you told me to come in

Oh, my love
A thousand kisses from you is never too much
I just don't wanna stop

Oh, my love
A million days in your arms is never too much
I just don't wanna stop

Too much, never too much, never too much, never too much

Woke up today, looked at your picture just to get me started
I called you up, but you weren't there and I was broken hearted
Hung up the phone, can't be too late, the boss is so demandin'
Opened the door up and to my surprise there you were standin'

Well, who needs to go to work to hustle for another dollar
I'd rather be with you because you make my heart scream and holler
Love is a gamble and I'm so glad that I'm winnin'
We've come a long way and yet this is only the beginnin'

Oh, my love
A thousand kisses from you is never too much
(Never too much, never too much, never too much)
I just don't wanna stop

Oh, my love
A million days in your arms is never too much
(Never too much, never too much, never too much)
And I just don't wanna stop

Oh, my love
A thousand kisses from you is never
(Never too much, never too much, never too much)
I just don't wanna stop

Oh, my love
A million days in your arms is never too much

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DD.Thor's Norse Power Program(Commercial)
--------------------------------------

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EE.BJ Smith's Fit For Football(Commercial)

--------------------------------------

BJ Smith: Hi, I'm BJ Smith. In my long and illustrious three year career at the
top of pro football.
   I whooped some serious ass and got paid for it. They didn't call me death in
tight pants for nothing.
   When you've had such a rewarding career maiming others as I have, you know
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   Remember to win in a game of football, or life, you have to annihilate
everything in your path in a
   blind rage.

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5.Contact
--------------------------------------

Here is how you may contact me.  You can e-mail me at Tilrammstein2005@herzeleid.net
or Streichholzschachtel16@hotmail.com.  My AIM screen name is Tazz0086 or
Tilrammstein2005.
Please feel free to correct me on any mistakes or submit anything I may have
missed.

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6.Credits
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Thanks to CJayC for posting this and making such a great site.

Thanks to Rockstar for making such a great game.

Thanks to Dennis for pointing out an error.

BIG Thanks to Traci for pointing out many errors.

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Flash FM:

Toni loves to party. Toni lives to party. Toni can almost spell
party. Her dream is an evening on a back of a tour bus playing strip
poker with any band from Britain, while burning a hole in her septum,
and unlike many people, her dreams are coming all too true. She can't
foresee a time when she will be older, as she is probably too stupid,
but she loves the music almost as much as she loves the partying. She
can't imagine what it would be like to be thirty, and really hates
old people who have their heads stuck in the past. And who can blame
her? With a hair full of spray, loads of bracelets on her wrist and a
blocked nose, no one can stop her on her way to the top, the top
floor of a hotel downtown where she's planning to stay up for three
days and do at least 18 illegal or immoral acts.

1. DJ Toni Introduction
2. Out Of Touch - Hall & Oates
3. Four Little Diamonds - Electric Light Orchestra
4. Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
5. Your Love - The Outfield
6. Life's What You Make It - Talk Talk
7. Run To You - Bryan Adams
8. Dance Hall Days - Wang Chung
9. DJ Toni Mid Party Announcement
10. Call Me - Go West
11. Running With The Night - Lionel Richie
12. Self Control - Laura Branigan
13. Kiss the Dirt - Inxs
14. Owner Of A Lonely Heart - Yes
15. DJ Toni Outro
16. Blox Radio Commercial
17. Just The Five Of Us

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Thanx to ElementX for this great script
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Flash FM Script
Author - ElementX
E-mail - phantom_lochlear@yahoo.com
YIM: dustytitanium
===============================================================================

Contents:
    1. Introduction
    2. Legal Info
    3. Updates
    4. Script
        a - Toni
        b - Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart
        c - Toni
        d - Sissy Sprits (commercial)
        e - The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star
        f - Aneka - Japanese Boy
        g - Toni
        h - Degenatron (commercial)
        i - Toni tells a story about 'old' people
        j - Talk Talk - Life's what you make it
        k - Toni
        l - The Outfield - Your Love
        m - Blox (commercial)
        n - Laura Ingalls Wilder
        o - Joe Jackson - Stepping out
        p - Toni
        q - Toni
        r - The Fixx - One Thing Leads To Another
        s - Toni
        t - Giggle cream (commercial)
        u - Toni
        v - Lionel Richie - Running With The Night
        w - Toni
        x - Halls And Oates - Out Of Touch
        y - Toni - Flash fantasy giveaway
        z - Rusty Browns ring donuts (commercial)
       aa - Knife after dark (commercial)
       bb - Toni
       cc - Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days
       dd - Toni
       ee - Toni
       ff - Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
       gg - Toni
       hh - Laura Branigan - Self Control
       ii - Toni
       jj - Complete the look (commercial)
       kk - Synth & Son (commercial)
       ll - Toni
       mm - Go West - Call Me
       nn - Toni - Musty Pines
       oo - Inxs - Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain)
       pp - Toni
       qq - Just the five of us (commercial)
       rr - Toni - Compact disc
       ss - Bryan Adams - Run To You
       tt - Toni
       uu - Electric Light Orchestra - Four Little Diamonds
    5. Contact
    6. Credits

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1. Introduction
================
Ok, this' the first guide I've written for GameFAQs.. or anywhere for that
matter. I'm 17 and I've had Vice City for about a month now (since just before
xmas). I finally finished Vice City a few days ago so I decided to write a
script for Flash FM, cause.. It's a great station. Plus I have nothing better
to do with my time. Enjoy.

===============================================================================
2. Legal Information
=====================

Copyright 2003 ElementX
Grand Theft Auto: Vice city Is copyright of Rockstar games and Rockstar north.

This may not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal,
private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed
publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web
site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation
of copyright.

All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their
respective trademark and copyright holders.

This script may only be posted on:
GameFAQs.com and videogamingforums.com
if you would like to use this guide on your site please e-mail me at
phantom_lochlear@yahoo.com to ask for permission.

===============================================================================
3. Updates
==========
21/1/03 - Just fixed some errors

25/1/03 - I changed the chorus for Wang Chung's 'dance hall days' I was told it
          was wrong. thanks to BKelly

===============================================================================
4. Script
==========
a)
Toni: Yoo-hoo it's Toni right here on Flash, your hot source for hot flashy
      hits. When these guys are done with me I'd walk like an Egyptian.. Or a
      Cowboy.
----------
Announcer: Flash FM
----------------------------------
b) Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart //
----------------------------------
Move yourself
You always live your life
Never thinking of the future
Prove yourself
You are the move you make
Take your chances win or loser

See yourself
You are the steps you take
You and you and that's the only way

Shake - shake yourself
You're every move you make
So the story goes

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than a Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Say you don't want to chance it
You've been hurt so before

Watch it now
The eagle in the sky
How he’s dancin' one and only
You - lose yourself
No not for pity's sake
There's no real reason to be lonely
Be yourself
Give your free will a chance
You've got to want to succeed

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than a Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart

Owner of a lonely heart

After my own decision
They confused me so - Owner of a lonely heart
My love said never question your will at all
In the end you've got to go
Look before you leap - Owner of a lonely heart
And don't you hesitate at all - no no

Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Much better than a Owner of a broken heart
Owner of a lonely heart
Owner of a lonely heart...

---------
c)
Toni: Wooooooww! It's Flash FM. I like ya huge and Flashy.. Flashy flashy..
      Flash flash. Hmm.. It's Flash FM.

-----------------------------
d) Sissy Sprits commercial //
-----------------------------
Singing: higher..!
Man: The key to feeling great is looking great, and the way to look great is to
     have great hair. Thats great.
Singing: Take your hair higher! Take your hair to the limits!
Man: Use Sissy Sprits when your clubbing or sticking your head out of a stretch
     limo sunroof you want to know your hair is performing to the limits.
Singing: Higher! Gonna get higher than the sky!
Man: With Sissy Sprits, its hair for the future not the past. When you have
     great hair people know you're a winner.
Singing: ..Gonna fly on my own hair tonight!
Man: Sissy Sprits may cause dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart
     palpitations and nose bleeds but your hair will be great.
----------
Announcer: Crazy people love to Flash
-----------------------------------------------
e) The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star //
-----------------------------------------------
I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty-Two
Lying awake intent at tuning in on you
If I was young it didn't stop you coming through
Oh-a oh
They took the credit for your second symphony
Rewritten by machine and new technology,
and now I understand the problems you can see
Oh-a oh
I met your children
Oh-a oh
What did you tell them?
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Pictures came and broke your heart
Oh-a-a-a oh
And now we meet in an abandoned studio
We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
And you remember how the jingles used to go
Oh-a oh
You were the first one
Oh-a oh
You were the last one
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far
Oh-a-aho oh
Oh-a-aho oh
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far
Pictures came and broke your heart, put the blame on VTR
You are a radio star
You are a radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
Video killed the radio star
You are a radio star..
----------
Announcer: Flash FM..

--------------------------
f) Aneka - Japanese Boy //
--------------------------
He said that he loved me
never would go
oh oh
oh oh
Now I find I'm sitting here on my own
oh oh
oh oh
Was it something I've said or done

That made him pack his bags up and run?
Could it be another he's found
It's breaking up the happy home
Mister
can you tell me where my love has gone?
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up one morning and my love was gone

Oh
my Japanese boy
ooh
I miss my Japanese boy

People ask about him every day
oh oh
oh oh
Don't know what to tell them
what can I say? Oh oh
oh
If only he would write me or call
A word of explanation
that's all
It would stop me climbing the wall
It's breaking up the happy home

Mister can you tell me where my love has gone?
Was it something I've said or done

That made him pack his bags up and run?
Mister can you tell me where my love has gone?
He's a Japanese boy
I woke up once morning and my love was gone

----------
g)
Toni: Now thats what I call a record for young people. I mean, don't you just
      hate old people who try to be trendy? I mean isn't it just the worst
      thing imaginable? I'll give you a story about that after this..

---------------------------
h) Degenatron commercial //
---------------------------
Man: Are ya tired of dad?
Boy: Dad, no-one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!
Man: Are ya tired of mom?
Mom: Hi angel, do you want to read a book or go outside?
Boy: Nooo!
Background: Degenatron!
Man: The arcade comes to your living room, only without the creepy guys
     offering to show you puppies.
Kids: Awesome!
Man: The degenatron, you can play video games just like you are in the Arcade.
Kids: Excellent!
Background: Degenatron!
Man: The degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games including Defender
     of the Faith, where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red
     square.
Kids: Cool!
Man: Monkey's Paradise, where you swing from green dot to green dot with your
     red square monkey.
Kids: That's rad!
Man: And Penetrator, where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious
     red square.
Kids: Wow!
Man: The Degenatron brings arcade realism to your living room. It can even take
     quarters and a strange sweaty man comes by to empty the machine on
     Fridays.
Background: Degenatron!
Man: Degenatron, fighting the evil of boredom.
Kids: I'll never go to school again!
Background: Degenatron!
----------
(Music plays)
Announcer: Like a creature of the night. It's Flash FM.
----------
i)
Toni: What was I saying? Oh.. oh yeah yeah yeah, old people. Go back where you
      came from. I was at this party the other night, where a really famous
      British band - now I can't say who, but lets just say that hair spray and
      Sissy Sprits were definitely an attendance. So right, there was this old
      cow. I mean she was OLD! Must have been like 30. At least. Which is what,
      100 in cow years. At any rate, she was really annoying the band, by
      throwing herself at them. I mean.. GEEZ! By the time I’m thirty I’d be
      doing something REALLY important.

-----------------------------------------
j) Talk Talk - Life's what you make it //
-----------------------------------------
Baby, life's what you make it
Can't escape it

Baby, yesterday's favourite
Don't you hate it

Baby, life's what you make it
Don't back date it

Baby, don't try to shade it
Beauty is naked

Baby, Life's what you make it
Celebrate it
Anticipate it
Yesterday's faded
Nothing can change it
Life's what you make it

----------
k)
Toni: Ya know, I just love pop music. I really do, It's what makes us different
      from hippies.. Other than the long hair and the smell.
      (music plays in background) and Sissy sprits of course. You've gotta be
      careful with that stuff. I was dancing with my lighter and my hair went
      up like a Christmas tree.

------------------------------
l) The Outfield - Your Love //
------------------------------
Josie's on a vacation far away
Come around and talk it over
So many things that I want to say
You know I like my girls a little bit older
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight

I ain't got many friends left to talk to
No-one's around when I'm in trouble
You know I'd do anything for you
Stay the night we'll keep it under cover
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight

Try to stop my hands from shakin'
Somethin' in my mind's not makin' sense
It's been awhile since we've been all alone
I can't hide the way I'm feelin'

As you leave me please would you close the door
and forget what I told you
Just 'cause you're right that don't mean I'm wrong
Another shoulder to cry upon
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Yeah
I just wanna use your love tonight
I don't wanna lose your love tonight
Lose your love Lose your love
Lose your love

---------------------
m) Blox commercial //
---------------------
(Man screaming)

Man: Germs are running scared.
     Last Year communists killed 34 hard working Americans, but germs kill over
     25 million people. Your home much like America is constantly under attack
     from germs. And we all know what germs cause; Dyslexia and Leprosy. Thank
     goodness there's blox.
Man: Blox sends germs running like refugees, just add a few tablespoons to your
     childs bath, and put them in the tub. (Child starts crying) Presto! That
     tingly sensation is germs dying. Now your child has rosy red skin and is
     100% germ free. Now that means little Jimmy won't catch a cold or ask
     difficult questions about reproduction. It's even great for Rover's
     breath. (Dog starts whining) Now we sleep peacefully, free from germs.
     Blox is endorsed by the society for cleaner America. It uses a patented
     formula produced by the Pentagon for use in the field, now it's available
     for use in the home.
Chanting in background: Blox Blox Blox Blox!
Man: Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach, Blox kills indiscriminately.

--------------------------
n) Laura Ingalls Wilder //
--------------------------
Woman: What's this I found under your bed? The only Engels you're going to be
       reading is Laura Ingalls Wilder.
Man: If you think your child might be a red? Here are some warning signs:
     They read complicated literature and have concern for their fellow man.
     They even like to share. Tell your kids that if someone approaches them
     with pamphlets about recycling, an invitation to a labour rally or show
     any doubts about the fairness of our system then they should find a
     teacher or a policeman immediately.
----------
Announcer: Flash FM. We tell you what's good. Then we pl(Strange noises)ay it
           'til you like it.
--------------------------------
o) Joe Jackson - Stepping out //
--------------------------------
Now
The mist across the window hides the lines
But nothing hides the colour of the lights that shine
Electricity so fine
Look and dry your eyes

We
So tired of all the darkness in our lives
With no more angry words to say
Can come alive
Get into a car and drive
To the other side

Me babe, steppin out
Into the night
Into the light
You babe, steppin out
Into the night
Into the light

We
Are young but getting old before our time
We'll leave the T.V. and the radio behind
Don't you wonder what we'll find
Steppin out tonight

You
Can dress in pink and blue just like a child
And in a yellow taxi turn to me and smile
We'll be there in just a while
If you follow me

Me babe, steppin out
Into the night
Into the light
You babe, steppin out
Into the night
Into the light

----------
p)
Toni: This' Toni and you're on Flash, where we play nothing but the best pop
      music, all day, every day until the end of time. Which could be tomorrow,
      so live like it's forever, today.
----------
Announcer: Commercials; Bad, Music; good. Flash FM, now with zero commercials.
           Please help support Flash FM. Send your donations today.
----------
q)
Toni: Lets have another record, you're on Flash and I'm flashing ya baby..
      The girls are out.

-------------------------------------------
r) The Fixx - One Thing Leads To Another //
-------------------------------------------
The deception with tact, just what are you trying to say?
You've got a blank face, which irritates
Communicate, pull out your party piece
You see dimensions in two
State your case with black or white
But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth
You run for cover so discreet, why don't they

Do what they say, say what you mean
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
But then one thing leads to another.

The impression that you sell
Passes in and out like a scent
But the long face that you see comes from living close
To your fears
If this is up then I'm up but you're running out of sight
You've seen your name on the walls
And when one little bump leads to shock miss a beat
You run for cover and there's heat, why don't they:

Do what they say, say what they mean
One thing leads to another
You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
But then one thing leads to another
One thing leads to another

Then it's easy to believe
Somebody's been lying to me
But when the wrong word goes in the right ear
I know you've been lying to me
It's getting rough, off the cuff I've got to say enough's enough

Bigger the harder he falls
But when the wrong antidote is like a bulge on the throat
You runs for cover in the heat why don't they

----------
s)
Toni: What a band, What a song. We're gonna take a break. Don't go away, don't
go anywhere. If you're leaving the house, stay at home and listen to more
Flash.
----------
Announcer: If it's popular, we do it. Flash FM, totally awesome.
-----------------------------
t) Giggle cream commercial //
-----------------------------
Singers: Gi-gi gi-gi Giggle Cream! Wa-wa wa-wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa
         wa-wa That's the sound I love
Man: Stop the morning, you make my night
Female: With Giggle Cream with everything, you make life bright
Man: Getting tired of my faith, laughing and getting high
Female: With giggle cream, get the feeling, and what's more fun
        than that?
Singers: Gi-gi-gi-gi-gi With giggle Wa-wa wa-wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa
         wa-wa That's the sound I love
Man: Giggle cream! it makes desert funny!

----------
u)
(Music plays)
Toni: Welcome back to Flash FM. I'm Toni and this' the number one station in
      south of Florida, from the beach all the way up to the swamps. We only
      play the hits because thats what you like best.

--------------------------------------------
v) Lionel Richie - Running With The Night //
--------------------------------------------
The heart of the city street was beating
Light from the neons turned the dark to day
We were too hot to think of sleeping
We had to get out before the magic got away

We were running with the night
Playing in the shadows
Just you and I,
'til the morning light
We were running,
running with the night

You were looking so good girl,
heads were turning
You and me on the town ooh,
we let it all hang out
The fire was in us,
we were burning
We were gonna go all the way and we never had a doubt

We were running with the night
Playing in the shadows
Just you and I, 'til the morning light
We were running,
running with the night

We were so in love you and me
On the boulevard wild and free
Giving all we got, we laid it down
Taking every shot, we took the town

We were running with the night
Playing in the shadows
Just you and I, girl it was so right, so right
We were running
Oh
running with the night

----------
Announcer: If you have acne, you'll love Flash. Flash FM (echoes)
----------
w)
Toni: ..Show me what you got (giggles)
----------
Announcer: If nobody understands you, we do. Flash FM, music for the me
           generation.
------------------------------------
x) Halls And Oates - Out Of Touch //
------------------------------------
Shake it up is all that we know
Using the bodies up as we go
Waking up to fantasy
The shates all around aren't the colours we used to see
Broken ice still melts in the sun
And times that are broken can often be one again
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Take a look around

You're out of touch
I'm out of time
But I'm out of my head when you're not around

Reaching out for something to hold
Looking for a love where the climate is cold
Manic moves and drowsy dreams
Or living in the middle between the two extremes
Smoking guns hot to the touch
Would cool down if we didn't use them so much
We're soul alone
And soul really matters to me
Too much

----------
y)
Toni: Remember to listen all day like, even when your sleeping. We're gonna be
      giving away the Flash fantasy giveaway. Where you and a stranger will fly
      to see a concert in Idaho or Nebraska or.. Indiana.. oh who pays
      attention to the mid-west anyway.
--------------------------------------------
z) Rusty Browns ring donuts commercial //
--------------------------------------------
Male: How do you like to enjoy a Rusty Brown's Ring Donut?
Male #2: I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then trust my tounge in
         the middle.
Female: I like to munch it vigourously.
Male #3: I just love the batter. All over my face.
Male #4: On Friday nights I just can't stop eating Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts.
Female: Oh my god, it's so good.
Male #5: Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around 5th Street.
Male: When you go Downtown, make sure you enjoy Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts.

----------

----------------------------------
aa) Knife after dark commercial //
----------------------------------
Man: He was just the boy next door.
Old Man: Well hello there Danny! I didn’t know it was hockey season.
Boy: Hey can I borrow a knife!?
Man: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears! Knife
     After Dark rated R for Retarded.

----------
bb)
Toni: Hey listen up now, this one goes out to the team at Rusty Browns ring
      donuts. Here's another track fresh out of the oven.. Fresh outta my
      oven. Here's some Wang Chung for you boys.

-----------------------------------
cc) Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days //
-----------------------------------
Take your baby by the hand
And make her do a high handstand
And take your baby by the heel
And do the next thing that you feel

We were so in phase
in our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When all you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true

Dance hall days love

Take your baby by the hair
And pull her close and there, there, there
And take your baby by the ears
And play upon her darkest fears

We were so in phase
in our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When all you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true

Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love

Take your baby by the wrist
And in her mouth an amethyst
And in her eyes two sapphires blue
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you
And you need her and she needs you

We were so in phase
in our dance hall days
We were cool on craze
When all you and everyone we knew
Could believe, do, and share in what was true

Dance hall days love
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love
Dance hall days
Dance hall days love...

----------
Toni: Flash
----------
Announcer: Flash FM
----------
dd)
Toni: I love to get Flashed.
      The real action is right here baby on Flash with me, Toni, the hottest
      thing to hit the radio since.. music.
----------
Announcer: Now if it's totally tubular, rad or awesome. It's on Flash FM.
----------
ee)
Toni: Here's a record thats been number one..heh.. for as long as we say so.
------------------------------------
ff) Michael Jackson - Billie Jean //
------------------------------------
She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene
Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One
Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round

People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love
And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son

For Forty Days And Forty Nights
The Law Was On Her Side
But Who Can Stand When She's In Demand
Her Schemes And Plans
'Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round
So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
(Do Think Twice)

She Told My Baby That's A Threat
As She Looked At Me
Then Showed A Photo Of A Baby Cries
Eyes Would Like Mine
Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby

People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
She Came And Stood Right By Me
Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume
This Happened Much Too Soon
She Called Me To Her Room

Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son
She Says I Am The One
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
Billie Jean Is Not My Lover..

----------
gg)
Toni: That was hot like leather seats on a 100 degree day.
      That's fahrenheight, not Celsius. But it is BOILING IN HERE! I'm taking
      it off to this next track. It is hot baby.
      You know what it takes to make a great record and so does Laura Branigan.

------------------------------------
hh) Laura Branigan - Self Control //
------------------------------------
Oh, the night is my world
City light painted girl
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that flatters
In the night, no control
Through the wall something's breaking
Wearing white as you're walkin'
Down the street of my soul

You take my self, you take my self control
You got me livin' only for the night
Before the morning comes, the story's told
You take my self, you take my self control

Another night, another day goes by
I never stop myself to wonder why
You help me to forget to play my role
You take my self, you take my self control

I, I live among the creatures of the night
I haven't got the will to try and fight
Against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it
That tomorrow never comes

A safe night, I'm living in the forest of my dream
I know the night is not as it would seem
I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it
That this night will never go

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

Oh, the night is my world
City light painted girl
In the day nothing matters
It's the night time that flatters

I, I live among the creatures of the night
I haven't got the will to try and fight
Against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it
That tomorrow never knows

A safe night, I'm living in the forest of a dream
I know the night is not as it would seem
I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it
That this night will never go

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
You take my self, you take my self control..

----------
ii)
Toni: It's a little self control, you show me yours I'll show you mine, It's
      Flash FM.
-----------------------------------
jj) Complete the look commercial //
-----------------------------------
Male: 65 bracelets. Dirty street trash clothing. Something missing?
Female: Complete the look!
Male: Complete the look with a single hand fingerless lacey glove at Vice
      City’s one stop shop for people who know underwear should be worn on the
      outside.
Female: Wow! You look trendy!
Male: Complete the look
Female: Complete the look!
----------

------------------
kk) Synth & Son //
------------------
Male: We have some sad news for you, Rock & Roll is dead, and pop is
      in! Why not discover the excitement of the science of music yourself, and
      Synths & Son the home of keyboards! Thanks to the science of music, you
      don't need musical talent to make great music. Just listen (makes sound)
      I created that, just by pressing a button. Synthesizers are the new
      way! Why work hard on difficult compositions, when a machine can make
      music better than you've ever dreamed of? You'll be the hit of the party!
      It's perfect for in-restaurant entertainment, cover bands and funerals.
      Make fuse funky, and death marches danceable! It's the science of music
      at Synth & Son. Remember - you don't know your a great musician, until
      you try!

----------
ll)
Toni: Toni here feeling fine going double time thats my rhyme. Sticks and
      stones may break my bones but when you go west, you gotta call me.
------------------------
mm) Go West - Call Me //
------------------------
Face to face
My reflection in your eyes
I was scared to say too much
Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart
Almost close enough to touch
Staring at my shoes
Feeling so confused
Shot down without a gun
Victim of a hit and run
Won't you...

Call me, call me
No time to hesitate, we must communicate
Call me, call me
Won't you call this number now

Mesmerised
I go back to where we met
A reconstruction of the crime
I can't track you down
Nowhere to be found
Now my one shot at success
Is the power of the press
Won't you...

Call me, call me
No time to hesitate, we must communicate
Call me, call me
Won't you call this number now

Worlds apart, we are worlds apart

Watch this space
There's a message here for you
No need to read between the lines
I am inside out
There can be no doubt
I want you and no-one else
Please identify yourself

Call me, call me
No time to hesitate, we must communicate
Call me, call me
Won't you call this number now

----------
nn)
Toni: Flash FM. If it's number one your gonna hear it all day baby!
      God that is so totally awesome. Someone just called in asking me if this
      was Musty Pines and I'm like.. For Sure. These songs never get old. Heres
      one for the high school prom.
      Gag me with a spoon, and I mean that in a good way.
-------------------------------------------------------
oo) Inxs - Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain) //
-------------------------------------------------------

Playing in the dirt
We find the seeds of doubt
Don't water them with your tears
Don't think about all the years
You'd rather be without

Eden let's me in
I find the seeds of love
And climb upon the highwire
I kiss and tell all my fears

Falling down the mountain
End up kissing dirt
Look a little closer
Sometimes it wouldn't hurt

Playing in the dirt
We find the seeds of fun
And we scream like alleycats
Tearing down what we attack
To prove that we are one

Cutting through the night
And we find the seeds of lust
And loose our minds on one intent
These passions never seem to end

----------
pp)
Toni: Man, I just caught a glimpse of myself and my hair looks damn good. I'm
      going Sissy Sprits more often. Look at me go.
----------
Announcer: Flash FM
----------------------------------
qq) Just the Five of us commercial //
----------------------------------
Speaker: This Friday night it's the incredible sitcom that's captured America's
         hearts and given the whole country a new catchphrase.
Timmy: But I'm 42!
Speaker: Just the Five of Us! After a mix up at the adoption agency the
         Chesterfields came home with three zany new houseguests.
Dad: Timmy, tidy your room and go to bed.
Jimmy: I'm so sick of this! I keep telling you I've got a rare disease. I look
       12 but I'm a 42-year-old investment banker. I wanna go out and get laid.
Dad: Oh yeah and I'm Santa Claus. Now tidy your room.
Timmy: Asshole!
Dad: Shawn, our posh suburban home must be a welcome change from that alley
     you were sleeping in.
Shawn: I really enjoy living here but there's not enough booze.
Speaker: It's the funniest most touching half-hour on television.
Dad: Charlotte, what's that smell?
Charlotte: I set the couch on fire again.
Shawn: Here I can help you with that.
Speaker: And this week it’s a very special Just the Five of Us where an
         attractive blonde lady tries to steal Timmy away.
Timmy: Now you're talkin!
Speaker: Just the Five of Us, Friday nights on VNC!

----------
rr)
(Music Plays)
Toni: Alright alright, call your parents call your mother call in sick to work.
      I have a special treat for you. I'm telling you this ones on compact
      disc, compact disc! Have you seen these things, they're in stores now.
      I'm telling ya it's gonna knock your socks off. It's like a record only
      it's played by lasers that won't skip. WOW!
-------------------------------
ss) Bryan Adams - Run To You //
-------------------------------
She says her love for me could never die
But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I

Oh, but her love is cold
It wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know, 'cause...

When it gets too much
I need to feel your touch

I'm gonna run to you
I'm gonna run to you
Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you
She's got a heart of gold she'd never let me down
But you're the one that always turns me on
You keep me comin' 'round

I know her love is true
But it's so damn easy makin' love to you

I got my mind made up
I need to feel your touch

I'm gonna run to you
Ya, I'm gonna run to you
Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna stay all night

I'm gonna run to you
Ya, I'm gonna run to you
Oh when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night
I'm gonna run to you


----------
Announcer: Before Flash FM, your miserable insignificant little life was
           laughable (people laughing). Now that you've found Flash FM notice
           you've suddenly become more popular. Suddenly everyone wants to hang
           out with you. Flash FM, you owe us your livelihood.
----------
tt)
Toni: This one is really good and I'm not receiving any special treatment or
      action on the tour bus to say that.
------------------------------------------------------
uu) Electric Light Orchestra - Four Little Diamonds //
------------------------------------------------------
I used to think she was the greatest thing
I really cared, gave her a diamond ring
She said she'd rather die than ever leave me
Well I never saw her face since then
And if the law don't get her then I will
Four little diamonds
She must be somewhere on the open road
She always said she was a lonely one
She gets you down with her tales of woe
She took me for everything
And if the law don't get her then I will
Four little diamonds

I looked around I climbed up high into the dawn
But she was gone with the night
I thought about the things she said
And all the things we'd done
But where could she run, she ran away
There's just no answer to give
I keep wonderin' about her, day and night
She probably thinks I was a fool, she's right
She don't know it
But I'm gonna keep on searchin' for that woman
I'm gonna search everywhere
And if the law don't get her then I will
Four little diamonds

I still hear her callin' out to me,
I still listen for her endlessly
But it never even crossed my mind she was a cheater
I gotta find where she hides
'Cause if the law don't get her then I will
Four little diamonds

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5. Contact
===========
I know some of the information above may have things left out or
incorrect, if so, please e-mail me at phantom_lochlear@yahoo.com so they can be
corrected. You can also e-mail me if you have any questions or feedback
regarding this FAQ.


===============================================================================
6. Credits
===========
Special Thanks to GameFAQs for posting this.

Thanks to my brother for helping me out with some of the script.

Thanks to Maria Chambers (DJ Toni) for, well.. duh.

Thanks to Heather and BKelly for pointing out (an) error(s)

And of course Thanks to Rockstar games for making a great game.


====================================================================

Huge thanx to Dark52 for allowing me to use his KChat Script in my guide.

===============================================================================
Author: dark52
E-Mail : dark522002@hotmail.com
Version: 2.1
Type   : Full Script for K-Chat Radio Station
Game   : Grand Theft Auto: Vice City - UK Version
Website: www.geocities.com/darkgta4

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-----------------------------------(1) Contents--------------------------------
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1 - Contents
2 - Intro
3 - Contact
4 - Updates
5 - K-Chat Script
    a) Mr Zoo
    b) AD1 - Pit Balm
    c) AD2 - Just the Five of Us
    d) Mr Zoo: On the Phones
    e) AD3 - Pastor Richards Statue
    f) AD4 - Maibatsu Thunder
    g) Gethsemanee
    h) AD5 - Farewell Ranch
    i) AD6 - Exploder Survival Knife
    j) Gethsemanee - Coven Leader Phil
    k) AD7 - BJ Smith's Fit for Football
    l) AD8 - Domestobot
    m) BJ Smith
    n) AD9 - Musty Pines
    o) AD10 - Knife After Dark
    p) BJ Smith - Comeback
    q) AD11 - Degenatron
    r) AD12 - Salivex
    s) Claude Maginot
    t) AD13 - D'Leo and Turax
    u) AD14 - Ammu-Nation
    v) Claude Maginot - Phones
    w) AD15 - Maibatsu Thunder
    x) AD16 - Advice about Reds
    y) AD17 - Pastor Richard's Statue
    z) Thor
   aa) AD18 - Medallion Man
   ab) AD19 - Synth and Son
   ac) Thor - Phones
   ad) AD20 - Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts
   ae) AD21 - Think Your Way to Success
   af) AD22 - Complete the Look
   ag) Jez Torrent
   ah) AD23 - Farewell Ranch
   ai) AD24 - Giggle Cream
   aj) AD25 - Complete the Look
   ak) Jez Torrent - Pools of Pain
   al) AD26 - The American Thing!
   am) AD27 - Pet Stuffers
   an) AD28 - Sissy Spritze
   ao) Michelle Carapadis
   ap) AD29 - The Military
   aq) Commercial Break
   ar) AD30 - Yuppie and the Alien
   as) AD31 - BJ's Used Autos
   at) Michelle Carapadis - Callers
   au) AD32 - Giggle Cream
   av) AD33 - Exploder
6 - Links to the Past
7 - Thanks
8 - Copyright

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-------------------------------------(2) Intro---------------------------------
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Right then, this guide here was written for absolutely no reason except I have
completed Vice City to 100% (woohoo!) and had a bit of time on my hands. As
this is the first version of the script, there will most likely be hundreds of
spelling errors, words missing and maybe even whole chunks of conversation
missed out.
Since the station has no start and just keeps on going round and round forever,
I have decided to start with the first person you hear on K-Chat when you start
a new game, which was Mr Zoo when I was playing but might be random.

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-----------------------------------(3) Contact---------------------------------
===============================================================================
To contact me about all the mistakes and things wrong with the guide simply
email me at dark522002@hotmail.com with a subject similar to this:
K-Chat script
and I should respond or mention you in future versions of the script.
If I have made any huge errors with things then tell me and I will credit
you with it! (At the end of the guide as fitting each person into where they
helped would massively disrupt the script)
Oh, and one last thing about e-mailing me, I won't even thing about opening
any e-mails without a subject to do with K-Chat script or Vice City as I have
been getting loads of blank e-mails which I don't want. Thanks to anyone who
has sent me an email that has actually had anything in they are very much
appreciated.

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----------------------------------(4) Updates----------------------------------
===============================================================================
December 29th 2002 v2.1
A few mistakes corrected and after realising that I had the whole thing written
out twice, I have removed the copied bit to make the file more readable. Very
sorry if it confused you.

December 19th 2002 v2.0
Ahh, complete and utter stisfaction. I have finally completed the K-Chat
script! I thought that it would have taken longer but the parts seemed to go
by faster then ever before. Anyway, this might be the last update unless there
are enough corrections to require a new edition. Thanks for reading and
goodnight. I will still take all corrections and stuff so keep sending them in!

December 15th 2002 v1.4
Finally got back into the swing of things with this script after taking a few
days off with my new Walkthrough on GameFAQs (was already on IGN) to add some
stuff to that. Anyway, with this one then. Finished off Thor (I hate him!) and
all the ads till Michelle Carapadis. Done some of her talking (not much as yet)
as soon as both her sections are complete (and the ads in between and after)
the script will be mostly complete (except for errors of course) so Merry
Christmas again! (10 Days to go!) (and 6 sections to go!) (plus I slightly
redid the ASCII thing again but not much)

December 10th 2002 v1.3
Well, large update today, added the whole (still a few corrections to do but
it’s mostly done) Jez Torrent script given to me by Psy and is the biggest
contribution by anyone! Thanks! I have also now completed the Claude Maginot
section and have started with the Thor bit, but that may take a while as I have
got quite a bit to do for it. So all the way to section ac are done. Today I
have scripted over 20 minutes of the show and I expect to do more by tomorrow.
Just 12 sections left to do (part of it is the Thor script and Jez Torrent last
bit)

December 1st 2002 v1.2
Merry Christmas! (Or at least in 25 days, but still) I have now added the start
of the Mr Zoo conversation (as when I saved in the game it had just started)
And added all the info for all the different conversations and adverts. Just
got the dialogue for 29 more sections to do but 19 already done so the script
should be finished by next Sunday.

November 30th 2002 v1.1
Finished up with all the way to BJ Smith's conversation. Still got the Thor,
Jez Torrent, Mandy and Michelle Carapadis bits of K-Chat to do! Nearly there
now! Only a few days till the script is complete in sections (though
correctness in words and stuff will probably take a while longer)

November 29th 2002 v1.0
Added a lot. Rest of Mr Zoo talk and half the Gethsemanee bit. Listed some
stuff after that as filling spaces which people can send the bits into if they
want! That's it really. Made a few alterations to the original bit but not
much.

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-----------------------------------(5) Script----------------------------------
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 ___________
|           |
| a) Mr Zoo |
|___________|

Amy: So, hello everyone and welcome back to K-Chat. Vice City's main place for
     things. I mean well, it's a place in Vice City where things go on like
     interviews or things or other things like that. But at the moment it's
     interviews! And I'm Amy Sheckenhausen, the best interviewer in Vice City
     and exclusive to K-Chat. Remember you only hear Amy on K-Chat. Our next
     guest is a man on a mission. And that's why he's got such a silly name.
     His mission is simple, zoos. His name is Mr Zoo.
Mr Zoo: G'day Aim.
Amy: Hi Mr Zoo.
Mr Zoo: Hi, the name's Pat, Pat Flanerdy. But I love zoos, I really do. That's
        why they also call me Mr Zoo.
Amy:  OK, and which do you prefer?
Mr Zoo: Ah what darlin?
Amy: Which name, Mr Zoo, or Pat Flingerthingy?
Mr Zoo: Ah, I don't mind babe. Whatever you fancy. Fine by me as long as we
        talk about animals. I don't give a damn what you call me. As long as it
        ain't Sheila or something.
Amy: Ha, ha ha, you're silly Mr Zoo. Why would I call you Sheila?
Mr Zoo: I don't know love you tell me.
Amy: Ok, um, this is getting confusing. It says here your name is Mr Zoo, and
     now your saying your name is Pat Flanagum, and now you're saying it's
     Shelia?
Mr Zoo: Uh, doll, the name ain't Sheila, that's a Sheila's name. It's an
        Australian joke.
Amy: Okay, oh right. I don't speak Australian, do I?
Mr Zoo: I guess not sweetheart.
Amy: Ok, well, moving on. You're Mr Zoo?
Mr Zoo: That I am
Amy: Cool And I here you've made quite a name for yourself, why's that?
Mr Zoo: Because I love animals Aim, animals. And publicity and stuff, and I
        love animals I love em
Amy: Me too!
Mr Zoo: That's the thing babe. We all love animals but we don't know too much
        about them, that’s what I'm here to tell to you about, that and myself
        of course
Amy: Of course so, right, what about animals?
Mr Zoo: Well its interesting right, but not a lot of folks realise that we're
        90% the same as a fly a cockroach or a pigeon that’s the
        new science out there called Genestics, I think which is going to be
        real popular real soon. So what it tells us is all animals are pretty
        much the same, from a genestical level.
Amy: Oh cool!
Mr Zoo: Damn right its cool babe! You know what that means don't ya?
Amy: No I haven't got a clue!
Mr Zoo: It means we've all got to start caring for one another like family.
Amy: OK! So let me get this straight, like my brother is a cockroach, and my
     dad is a pigeon and my mom is a fly. Is that right?
Mr Zoo: Well sort of genesticallistically speaking but your bang on love. And
        you know what that also means?
Amy: Uh, no.
Mr Zoo: That you could literally speaking marry any animal you wanted and have
        kids unless your married already babe, you ain't married are ya?
Amy: No, I just split up with my boyfriend he didn't like me being on the
         radio. Whatever. Said I sounded stupid.
Mr Zoo: Well that's my point love, I mean, imagine if you'd been out dating a
        wolf or a cute little deer he'd protect you and stuff, urinate to keep
        out intruders but he wouldn't mind you being on the radio, wouldn't
        mind a bit.
Amy: Why not?
Mr Zoo: Wolves and deer's have no concept of jealousy of someone else’s
        success. That's the Genestistic variation between homoerectus and
        spider monkeys. Jealousy and fur and stuff.
Amy: Oh.
Mr Zoo: Oh indeed sweet thighs, oh indeed. Would you like Mr Zoo to tell you
        something else?
Amy: Yeah.
Mr Zoo: Everything you learned in school was a lie babe, a lie! Take forology
        for instance. You were told sharks were dangerous right?
Amy: Yes.
Mr Zoo: Cobblers babe. They're frightened of you. They ain't gonna hurt you!
        Have you ever tried cuddling a shark, getting down and dirty with one,
        relaxing it a little?
Amy: No.
Mr Zoo: Well I have, and I'll tell ya its very rewarding Aim babe. Very
        rewarding indeed.
Amy: Really?
Mr Zoo: Yeah, absobloodylootly love! Once you've calmed it down with a little
        rubbin it’s like a swimin puppy, real affectionate and stuff.
Amy: OK, I'll try that!
Mr Zoo: You should love, you really should. Let me tell you something else.
Amy: Go on, go on.
Mr Zoo: Well, this is something for the guys out there really. You know with a
        girl like, who ain't got a clue, I mean a female human, when she's on
        heat and ready to mate, looks like been a cool girlfriend no human when
        she ain't on heat. And would throw a drink over your face if you
        grabbed her behind and start trying anything intimate. You can't tell
        the difference. I know that only too well. But Take a Fawker monkey
        from the jungles of the Philippines, when she's on heat, her behind
        sticks up and glows bright red and she makes a sound a bit like this
        (Mr Zoo makes a crazy screaming monkey mating call) and any fool or
        thing that can tell she’s ripe and ready for action, certainly clears
        up any confusion.
Amy: Yeah I guess it does.
Mr Zoo: Or a female Black Widow spider, now, they eat their mates after the
        deed, as they say, is done.
Amy: Uegh!
Mr Zoo: Yeah, I know! That certainly puts things into perspective doesn't it?
Amy: I've never done that.
Mr Zoo: No, but you can now because you're the same! Well more or less the
        same. I mean that's the funny thing about my work, about Genestetics.
Amy: Oh God! The world is so complicated.
Mr Zoo: There are also lots of tiny differences between animals, you know what
        a species is don't ya honey?
Amy: Yes.
Mr Zoo: It's an animal, which has other animals, which are quite a bit like it.
        A dog is a species but a cat isn't because there's lots of cats.
        However, I've discovered out there in the wild loads of new species
        that regular science practiceborror pressed blokes who have
        laboratories haven't even known about.
Amy: Really?
Mr Zoo: Really I have. There’s a hornypat bear named after me, Pat right?
        Exactly the same as a regular bear only it's got a big horny growth
        hidden right down its groin area. You gotta reach in and have a fiddle
        about and then you find it. Completely different it is. I was amazed
        when I found it.
Amy: I can imagine. I was amazed when I left the hairdressers.
Mr Zoo: No wonder darlin. All the double gutted patree monkeys exactly like a
        normal tree monkey, except it's called after me and if you have a
        rummage around inside, goin in the back door, you discover it's got two
        digestive tracts, two, amazin! Really profound it was.
Amy: Ooh. That's gross!
Mr Zoo: No Aim, it's the science of Mr Zoo, gettin down and dirty with animals.
        Because I love them and I hate life.
Amy: Okay, it also says here you like zoos.
Mr Zoo: It's a love hate thing babe.
Amy: That, that's nice.
Mr Zoo: But I'm certainly an expert, I know what I'm doing and I'm not afraid
        to expose myself.
Amy: OK, well I'm getting a little confused here why don't we take a break and
     when we come back take some phone calls, cos all the buttons are really
     flashing all of a sudden. You're on K-Chat!
 ___________________
|                   |
| b) AD1 - Pit Balm |
|___________________|

Speaker: The science of evolution has uncovered many of life’s mysteries like
         tadpoles or the pyramids. But the mystery of the armpit remains.
         What's it for? Why is it hairy? And why do men have nipples? But one
         things for certain, the armpit smells bad. Luckily there's Pit Balm.
         It's like Napalm for your skin or Agent Orange on your sweat glands.
         Pit Balm stops unwanted bodily functions in their tracks. It’s as
         effective as sending GIs into a peasant village. When you're fighting
         the war against personal hygiene, bring out the heavy artillery.
 ______________________________
|                              |
| c) AD2 - Just the Five of Us |
|______________________________|

Speaker: This Friday night it's the incredible sitcom that's captured America's
         hearts and given the whole country a new catchphrase.
Timmy: But I'm 42!
Speaker: Just the Five of Us! After a mix up at the adoption agency the
         Chesterfields came home with three zany new houseguests.
Dad: Timmy, tidy your room and go to bed.
Jimmy: I'm so sick of this! I keep telling you I've got a rare disease! I look
       12 but I'm a 42-year-old investment banker. I wanna go out and get laid.
Dad: Oh yeah and I'm Santa Claus. Now tidy your room.
Timmy: Asshole!
Dad: Shawn, our posh suburban home must be a welcome change from that alley
     you were sleeping in.
Shawn: I really enjoy living here but there's not enough booze.
Speaker: It's the funniest most touching half-hour on television.
Dad: Charlotte, what's that smell?
Charlotte: I set the couch on fire again.
Shawn: Here I can you help with that.
Speaker: And this week it’s a very special Just the Five of Us where an
         attractive blonde lady tries to steal Timmy away.
Timmy: Now you're talkin!
Speaker: Just the Five of Us, Friday nights on VNC!
 ___________________________
|                           |
| d) Mr Zoo - On the Phones |
|___________________________|

Amy: I'm on K-Chat, and so are you. If you're listening, I'm here with
     Australian animal lover Mr Zoo. If you've got anything to ask him, why
     don't you just give us a call right now.
Mr Zoo: Yeah, great, give us a call right now and I'll tell you anything you
        need to know about animals.
Amy: OK, who’s on the line?
Caller 1: Is that Pat Flanerdy?
Mr Zoo: G'day, of course it is.
Caller 1: And, and you're in Vice City?
Mr Zoo: Yeah.
Caller 1: What are you doing here?
Mr Zoo: Promoting animals mate.
Caller 1: Don't you remember the court case?
Mr Zoo: Ah, get lost. Amy, uh, let's have another caller.
Amy: Uh, oh, ok. Whose on line 2? You're through to K-Chat!
Caller 2: Don't hang up on me Flanerdy you're meant to be in a hospital you
          sicko.
Mr Zoo: Easy there mate. Hospitals are for people who don't feel well. I'm at
        the top of my game.
Caller 2: Are you insane? Don't answer that. I know the answer. You're sick and
          insane and you need help.
Mr Zoo: I've got a Visa mate, I've got a Visa. You can't touch me, I'm
        bonafide. I love animals. Leave me the hell alone or I'll come by your
        aquarium and feed you to the bloody sharks you no good by the book
        paper pushing murderer. Bobo would have lived if you'd let me in the
        tank. I could have cheered him up. I could have done. Stay away from
        me y'here? Name all callers k Aim? Phones are so impersonal not a two
        way conversation like the radio.
Amy: Okay, um, who was that?
Mr Zoo: Wrong number I think.
Amy: No it wasn't.
Mr Zoo: Yeah it was, a bloody wrong number. He wanted a plumber and a Chinese.
        I was speaking to him in Australian.
Amy: OK, cool. Uh, what was that about the aquarium?
Mr Zoo: Nothing babe, all in the past, long time ago. I was tricked into saying
        something I regretted.
Amy: Oh, cool. That happens to me all the time.
Mr Zoo: I can see that love. Yeah, big mistake, never trust a judge of a mental
        health tribunal, never. Only trust mentals.
Amy: Ok, and what did they make you say?
Mr Zoo: Nothing babe! Oh, it was a long time ago look. I brought a little
        surprise for you. It's a little female plague rat. See how relaxed she
        is with me? I've got special powers. She's a lot like a little Joey
        kangaroo in a lot of ways, you know what I mean love?
Amy: What did they make you say?
Mr Zoo: I've also brought a menacing trouser snake. Would ya like to see it?
        Look at this it’s a little frog in my pocket. Calm as you like, not
        even
        awake. Awh he's died. Anyway, in this pocket I've got a baby dwarf
        giraffe I birthed this morning, see she's still covered in fluid from
        her mum's womb. Isn't that fabulous.
Amy: Ooh that's brody. What did they make you say at the mental health judge?
Mr Zoo: Nothing babe. Nothing at all. A long time ago it was a bad period in my
        life. I wasn't sleeping, I was heartbroken like a platypus. D'ya know a
        platypus only gets it bill after its mate breaks its heart by sleeping
        with its brother? I know all about that. I was crying my eyes out for
        weeks. On all kinds of pills for my nerves. Couldn't move, couldn't
        talk. I was chewing like a dove. Please darling, let's move on. D'ya
        want me to talk to a parrot?
Amy: Now I'm really curious, what did they make you say?
Mr Zoo: Ii love yoou!
Amy: You do? I never knew!
Mr Zoo: They made say I love ya!
Amy: Oh, I made my boyfriend say it and he slept with my best friend. I think
     we're bonding now.
Mr Zoo: Noo. We ain't bonding ya halfwit. We're miles apart. I hate ya! They
        made me say I love ya to Bobo.
Amy: Who was Bobo?
Mr Zoo: Bobo was the most beautiful creature that was ever on the earth.
        Ever at all, really beautiful.
Amy: Who was she?
Mr Zoo: He, he, he!
Amy: Hey hey he.
Mr Zoo: He was a dolphin. And I loved him. And I knew him properly. Those
        people could never understand. It's natural. We were identical. From a
        genstrocial perspective. And Bobo was really unhappy. Putting on a show
        every day like a circus animal. They thought they caught me doing
        something, but they never did, Aim, they never did. We were only
        cuddling. How can people take that the wrong way? Babe, they took me
        away and they locked me up. And Bobo died of a broken heart.
Amy: He did? That's awful. Uh, oh. Just a second you sick bastard! Security!
Mr Zoo: I love ya more then you imagine!
Amy: Call the police someone, please help me! This guy is molesting animals.
     Ooh, it's gross!
Mr Zoo: Babe, I only wanted to be loved. Properly mind and he's gone.
Doc: Pat, it's Doctor Phillips.
Mr Zoo: Get lost doc. I got out of confines. Me and me friends are travelling
        around in a black van and solving crimes and running from the Colonel.
Doc: Pat, I'm coming in.
Mr Zoo: Stay away from me!
Doc: Pat, you've been a very bad boy, come on we're going home now Pat.
Mr Zoo: Stay away from me, I've got a poisonous lizard in my boot he'll kill ya
        in two seconds.
Other: Pat, please, we've been through this, you're not well. Bobo is dead.
       It's time to get back on the medication and start piecing your life
       back together. While locked up in a padded cell for a very long time,
       or until you die.
Mr Zoo: Is it that time again Doc?
Doc: Yes Pat it is. C'mon. Put on the straight jacket. Look, it's even got
     your initials on it. And swallow this.
Mr Zoo: Oh thanks Doc. Did I tell ya I love animals and they love me? I got a
        message. Look for a wipe the china hand...
Other: I'm really sorry about that. Pat is a very, very sick man. We rarely let
       the dangerously ill out of the society. And when we do, it's not always
       fatal.
Amy: Okay, great.
Doc in background: Get this crack head out of here. Sorry to be a bother.
Amy: Oh, ah, um no bother.
Doc in background: C'mon, don't bash his head.
Amy: I never knew animals were so interesting. We'll be back after this. You're
    on K-Chat. Don't go away.
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| e) AD3 - Pastor Richards Statue |
|_________________________________|

Pastor Richards: Do yourself a favour and pick up your telephone, call now.
                 18669SAVEME what better place to witness 40,000 years of
                 nuclear winter, then from the comfort of your very own ready
                 nuclear bunker? When we raise 25 million we will build a 50
                 storey tall likeness of me. If we raise 300 million the statue
                 will rotate so I can look over this great city and cast an
                 evil eye on degenerates. and when the eminent nuclear strike
                 occurs, those who put faith into action with sufficient
                 generous contributions will join me inside the Pastor
                 Richards salvation statue as we blast into space! Contribute
                 to the Pastor Richards Salvation Statue Fund. Pick up your
                 telephone. Call now, 18669SAVEME.
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| f) AD4 - Maibatsu Thunder |
|___________________________|

Speaker: Knights of the road, here's your stallion. The car for freedom.
Backing: Freedom!
Speaker: The car for hot excitement.
Baking: Excitement!
Speaker: The car for a man who is alone against the elements.
Backing: The Maibatsu Thunder
Speaker: The pride is back. It's the power of a compact.
Backing: Looks small but's so big.
Speaker: Fuel injected.
Backing: Inject me!
Speaker: Maibatsu Thunder. On the toll road of life you have to pay to prove
         you can. Live the emotion of the individual.
Backing: Thunder!
Speaker: The awesome power of nature distilled into one vehicle.
Backing: Wow!
Speaker: Because after you get struck by lightning, there's thunder!
Backing: The Maibatsu Thunder!
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|                |
| g) Gethsemanee |
|________________|

Amy: Hello, welcome back to K-Chat! I'm a woman so I know it's important to
     discuss feelings. That's why we don't have any male hosts on this station.
     People open up more to women. I was telling my girlfriend yesterday if a
     woman were president we'd nuke a country every 28 days, ahah! In these
     times of trouble. Of international scary things that cause anxiety, people
     seek sole ice. Or is that solice? Oh my god. Some visit lady friends,
     others go to a bar. and a strange few talk to rocks. My next guest is the
     author of this book 'I'm Lovin' the Coven'. She sits on the board of the
     Vice City resna, renaissance committee. Get seminee?
Gethsemanee: Gethsemanee
Amy: Ah Gethsemanee Welcome to the show.
Gethsemanee: Hello Amy! I brought you a crystal. Isn't it gorgeous?
Amy: I guess so. If you're into shiny glass. I prefer lacy gloves.
Gethsemanee: Amy, for many thousands of years, my people have been using
             crystals and gemstones to heal the sick. take the crystal and
             then when night is enchanting and the candles have been blown out.
             And the wind sings through the branches of the eucalyptus. Hold up
             your arms and sing: All dwee my sky sailing predgnant moon the
             gardets.
Amy: The pregnant moon? What are you talking about? Gesemanee?
Gethsemanee: Gethsemanee.
Amy: Sorry, whatever, do you even have a last name?
Gethsemanee: My compost coven named me Gethsemanee Starhawk Moonmaker. Trust me
             Amy. I'm quite accustomed to people persecuting us. It's been
             going on for thousands of years. Native Americans, they studied
             crystals, the ancient Chinese, Belgians, Superman! They all
             studied crystals. So why do you view it as so weird. Grab your
             crystal, hold it tight and close your eyes. You will be
             transported back 35 thousand years when the temperature of the
             earth began to drop. The tundra was teeming with animal life and
             small groups of hunters followed the free running reindeer and
             there, under the magnolia tree a woman breast-feeding a baby elk.
             Do you see it? It's nature.
Amy: Ooh gross. You're one of those filthy hippies that thinks breast-feeding
     in public is ok. Well, uh, it's not. There are bottles of milk at the
     store, don't act like the cow. Huh! You really remind me of someone by the
     way.
Gethsemanee: See Amy, you're putting the blinders of society on. We're all the
             same, I remind you of yourself, everyman and woman.
Amy: Um, uhuh. No none of them.
Gethsemanee: There're trying to outlaw nature. If I'm in the park and a nice
             gentleman comes along, I should be able to breast-feed him. Pretty
             soon everything natural will become illegal. It's really
             depressing. If I died right now would I get buried by a female
             priestess in a cave surrounded by my favourite tools and
             ornaments? No. There was a time when children were taught about
             their bodies about the goddess lady of the mammoths about the
             importance of the spiral dance clutching a bison horn under the
             crescent moon. At the bead and rock shop where I work, we have
             classes that teach the importance of feeding wild plants,
             shellfish and understanding ancient crop circles.
Amy: Oh I love lobster.
Gethsemanee: Have you ever tried talking to one? Energy flows from everything,
             even a tractor. my mother, moon, taught me how to trace lay lines
             with your bare feet in the dirt.
Amy: Listen you're very weird. And you smell like petulia in compost and I
     think you might have a shot at a boyfriend if you shaved and got some gel
     in your hair and got some clothes that fit. I mean, please.
Gethsemanee: Did Joan of Arc shave? I was given this fascinating pamphlet
             called Caucasian female body hair in American culture. Amy, I love
             you like my sister but honey, you've fallen prey to a sustained
             marketing soft that began in 1502 to convince women that underarm
             and leg hair was wrong. There's nothing more natural then this
             enormous bush I've got growing under each arm. Having hair is
             natural. What's that deal with Anglo Saxons? I mean go to England.
             The women there don't shave their underarms it's really quite
             attractive. You just need to focus your eyes to look for healthy
             signs and not the signs of socialised barbarism. Like shaving or
             wearing deodorant or birthing in a hospital rather then the open
             air like a wolf cub. Remember brother Romulus and Remus?
             Well phrased.
Amy: I find this really interesting, not really but I say it is  because I'm
     told to. I'll be back on K-Chat after these messages from our sponsors.

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| h) AD5 - Farewell Ranch |
|_________________________|

Speaker: Howdy partners! It's 4:30 in the morning here at Farewell ranch. And
         it's time to get up and work the old cow. get up ya oaf! At Farewell
         Ranch, old people don't sit around stagnating watching game shows
         talking about the good old days. Sinking into the grave with a urine
         soaked mess. At Farewell Ranch they sweat and toil until the breaking
         point. Keep that miserable contemplation of mortality at bay. Hell at
         steering time, we'll work grandpa so hard he'll wish he was dead. At
         the end of the day he'll sit down in the blue grass eat a bowl of
         commemorative beans and enjoy a sing along at one of our nightly
         funerals. It's the cowboy’s code. Work hard, don't shower and shine
         your boots. Right Norm?
Norm: Ahh, my prostate!
Speaker: Farewell Ranch, the only way to ride into the sunset.
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|                                  |
| i) AD6 - Exploder Survival Knife |
|__________________________________|

Speaker: It's the knife that saved America. If you liked the film Exploder,
         you'll love this enormous commemorative survival knife. In the handle
         you'll find all the things you'll need in any wilderness, disaster
         situation or jungle of your backyard. It comes complete with fishing
         line, needle and thread for sewing gashes back together. And an
         incredibly useful endurable toothpick
Ho Chi: Tim, go on without me. I've got toffee stuck in tooth.
Tim: It's okay Ho Chi, try this!
Speaker: For those unplanned extended stays in the jungle, there’s a saw for
         building your own hut, toilet paper and a fold out woman for company.
         As well as a serrated blade that can kill a man before he can scream.
Tim: That'll shut you up!
Speaker: The Exploder survival knife. It's the knife that saved America. Now it
         can save you.
Other: This knife killed 25,000 people in Cambodia. Now you can too.
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|                             |
| j) Gethsemanee - Coven Phil |
|_____________________________|

Amy: Whatever, I'd die if I didn't have sissies for ten blocks. Germs are like
     so gross. Oh, hi, I'm Amy and you're on K-Chat! Gethsemanee, I just can't
     get over how familiar you are.
Gethsemanee: Oh right Amy, I real hope you read my book. The mysteries of the
             absolute can never be explained. Mother Nature knows more then all
             of us. That's what keeps people coming back for more. People are
             turning into zombies. A roof separates you from the sunshine in
             the morning, a bed separates you from the loving earth at night.
             That’s what’s so great about lumbee stings. When you're no longer
             repressed about the culture issues of making money, showering,
             wiping yourself after using the toilet. You can focus on the
             important things, do you travel Amy?
Amy: Well, I've been up north to the theme park and last week I went to the
     beach.
Gethsemanee: No. Really travelled. My coven has been meeting every Thursday,
             Saturday to prepare for a grand coracle journey. Along the same
             route we took when our people came from Russia and Alaska, along
             the bearing straight.
Amy: What's a Coracle? Oh is that like a Maibatsu? Uhuh, I prefer American
     cars.
Gethsemanee: No, Coracle. Cora, means Arabian gazelle, which we all know was
             the daughter of Zeus. And cle means gather grass and sew it
             together. A Coracle is a single person rowing boat made from lots
             of twigs from Ancient Briton. There are so many wonderful things
             you can learn from the Ancient Britons Amy. Like metallurgy and
             how to cauterise the womb when the bear has the arm. Everyone used
             to have a coracle Amy, even people who were scared of water. We're
             all about working to preserve the diversity of natural life.
             Re-use everything.
Amy: Question. Who's this 'we'?
Gethsemanee: My coven.
Amy: Like witches?
Gethsemanee: Uh, oh, uh, yes. But not like you think. We're just a group of
             people who believe in communal sharing and chanting a lot. And
             can't find husbands. Reading magazines, cloaks, wands, horned
             gods.  Rubbing your skin raw with rocks. Dying of old age at 27.
             Crying in terror when it starts to thunder. And these are all the
             things our ancestors did. Since I found my new mind and body,
             things have really changed for me. Our modern society only
             celebrates a select few. Every woman and every man is a star in
             the sky Amy. Not just the ones who sing on TV or those people in
             the movies. I think I know what you need to separate your
             reflection from your true self. A Zen garden.
Amy: Oh, my brother had one of those. And the federalies came.
Gethsemanee: Oh, no, no, no. Zen silly girl. it's a little Zen box you draw
             pictures in. it teaches you things like that death isn't an end
             it's just a stage and also a beginning of a new journey.
Amy: Do you have a leader in this weirdo cult of yours?
Gethsemanee: Not a cult, a coven. There's a big difference. Yes our leaders
             name is Phil.
Amy: That's a weird name for a leader of a group of witches. Oh hi Phil. What
     hairy legs you've got what with being a man who’s a witch and everything.
     Hah, hah, hah, hah, har!
Gethsemanee: Do not disrespect Phil. He teaches us the wheel of the year Amy.
             it's full of solar holidays and goes round and round and round.
             You can learn a lot from the sun and the moon. If you look at the
             sun for too long you can go blind. Meaning it is something to be
             respected. And the moon has a dark side, just like we do. And some
             people have craters and only a sixth of gravity. The ancient
             Britons knew the moon could breathe. We can change the world,
             rearrange the world. It's dying though Amy! And it needs some
             Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. Like a swan or  fish on a hook.
             If you take your nervous system seriously, if you take your organs
             seriously and explore them some really neat things can happen.
             Phil taught us that. he's been to Mali to meet with the village
             elders. That's why there’s the ceremony of the knife.
Amy: Oh great. Why does everyone have to be packing sharp things?
Gethsemanee: The knife ceremony is very important and spiritual. It's an
             ancient one-person personal crisis. You say to yourself, I'm going
             to have a spiritual experience, or thrust this thing into my head.
             Life actors never rehearse and need no script Amy that was said
             by someone really spaced out and I'm going to say it again. Like
             the wind that keeps blowing or sun that shines with life.
Amy: Will you please leave you smell and you talk really weird and you’re just
     really gross.
Gethsemanee: Not until I tell people out there become an internationalist
             learn oral traditions, learn to respect life. Make war on
             machines, marry your mother. Technology will enslave us. Buy my
             book! It's printed on bark!
Amy: Ok, ok! Let's take a quick call. Hello, you're on K-Chat, what’s your
     name?
Emanuel: Hey, it’s Emanuel from Prawn Island. I love the show. Yeah, I want to
         talk about technology enslaving us. You know that play 'In the Future
         there will be Robots'? Well that's a true story, in the future there
         will be robots. And I'm going to hack them all. I'll make them say
         funny things. You know I can move satellites around with my computer.
Gethsemanee: Computers are evil. The Luddites of ancient Briton know this.
             That's why they destroyed the computers that created things faster
             and more efficient and took their jobs.
Emanuel: Oh shut up! Computers aren't evil. It's the people that programmed the
         computers that are evil.  That's a pretty big difference. I'm talking
         to you through a computer right now. In fact, I am a computer.
Gethsemanee: Well anything that can think faster then me is evil. Anything
             which doesn't dance or sing or cry or wear a smock. You create
             your own reality. We're like the dust in the wind. We are golden.
             We've got to get ourselves back to the garden.
Amy: Okay, okay, huh! I know who you remind me of! My aunt Susan! Oh, she was
     single too.
Gethsemanee: I'm not single Amy. I share my life with a number of valuable
             partners, and we commune with each other in a non-judgemental
             expressive way.
Amy: Old Maid, my mom calls her. Anyway, let's go to the phones. You're on
     K-Chat.
Freddy: Uh, yes, thank you, thank you. That was great really interesting. I'm
        British you see.
Gethsemanee: Like our ancient wood wearing queen. Medusa, meh meh medusa, uh uh
             uh.
Freddy: Um, no, I think actually it was Bodice, but, but no, no, not, not
        really. I'm from Hampshire you see I'm I'm here on business.
Gethsemanee: A wanderer!
Freddy: Yes, I, I was wondering, you're you're a good witch correct?
Gethsemanee: Yes, a white witch.
Freddy: But you have a broom.
Gethsemanee: Yes, it's ceremonial.
Freddy: Supposing I'd been a bad boy. Like if I hadn't learnt my spells or
        something. Would I, I get smacked with it?
Gethsemanee: Violence is wrong.
Freddy: But you must hit Freddy with your broom. Freddy has been very naughty
        and not learnt his spells. Hit me hairy legs hit me! I deserve it!
Amy: Prank caller! Prank caller! Sorry listeners. Somebody call the IRS. Who
     let that guy in the country?
Gethsemanee: Yes, poor man, so lost and ill at ease. With his father son and
             mother nature. I hope he finds what he needs.
Amy: And I need to take a commercial break. Geth good luck.
Gethsemanee: Gethsemanee.
Amy: Yes, I hope you find what you're looking for and I sincerely hope you,
     whew! Take a bath. We'll be back after this. You're on K-Chat. Don't go
     away!
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|                                      |
| k) AD7 - BJ Smith's Fit for Football |
|______________________________________|

BJ Smith: Hi, I'm BJ Smith. In my long and illustrious three year career at the
          top of pro football. I whooped some serious ass and got paid for it.
          They didn't call be death in tight pants for nothing. When you've had
          such a rewarding career maiming others as I have, you know how to
          stay fit. Through running, wrestling, stuffing 20s down panties of
          foxy strippers, firearm training, an in days swoop and beating the
          hell out of your fellow man. That's what keeps me healthy. And now,
          using training methods, I perfected. It's going to work for you with
          BJ's Fit for Football. Watch those pounds fall off. I'm down to 300
          pounds using exactly the method I demonstrated on tape. I mean, who
          are you gonna trust to get fit? A man who can rip your arm off and
          beat you with the wet ends, or an aerobics instructor who wouldn’t'
          get drafted by the local hopscotch team? Hell no. BJ's Fit for
          Football, out now on Beta and VHS. Remember to win in a game of
          football, or life, you have to annihilate everything in your path in
          a blind rage.
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|                     |
| l) AD8 - Domestobot |
|_____________________|

Man: Ever since Linda started working, our kids are home alone.
Linda: We tried hiring a nanny but she wanted health insurance.
Man: Yeah right, that’s when we got Domestobot. He's great with the kids.
Domestobot: Mrs Lorrs, Tommy has some skinny magazines under the bed.
Linda: And he helps us too.
Domestobot: Would you like your drink portioned?
Man: He's a great conversation piece at our special parties.
Domestobot: Please move your car keys and the fun will begin.
Linda: It's like having a personalised alarm clock.
Domestobot: I've brought you a drink.
Man: Ah, it's eight in the morning!
Domestobot: I made it a double.
Linda: Ah Domestobot!
Speaker: Domestobot, he's three foot high, he only says ten phrases, he's the
         friend you've always dreamed of. order Domestobot today.
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|             |
| m) BJ Smith |
|_____________|

Amy: So, welcome back, and all that stuff. You're on K-Chat with me, Amy
     Sheckenhausen on Vice City's station for the stars, including me. And boys
     have I got a treat for you. Next up is a living legend. A man who won the
     World series single-handed. Known to his fans as 'Death in Tight Pants'
     and known to his enemies as 'Oh my God, I just got flattened by a truck,
     how is that fair?' It's sports legend, BJ Smith. So BJ, welcome!
BJ: Thanks, it's a real pleasure to be here.
Amy: Oh, I know.
BJ: But one thing sweetheart. I never won the World Series, that's baseball.
    I play football.
Amy: Yes, but it's all the same isn't it?
BJ: Football and baseball aren't the same. In one of them you get bored during
    a five-hour game, you touch yourself a lot and start a massive brawl with
    players who are degenerates, egomaniacs and criminals. The others football.
Amy: Yes, but it's all the same.
BJ: No Amy, it isn't. Anyone can hit a home run. In baseball you stand around
    a field dividing your salary by 162. Waiting for some action. Talk to guy
    who just played an hour of football. he's been in the trenches getting
    Agent Orange sports drink poured all over his head to keep him from
    taking an innocent life. One of them’s a game for men, the others a game
    for pansies who like wearing button-down shirts. They call baseball a
    national pastime? If that means making a million dollars by standing around
    all day? Count me out. I work for my money.
Amy: Yeah BJ, just like me I can tell you.
BJ: Yo baby, that's cool. I just wanted you to know what I did.
Amy: I do. Gees, get over yourself. You must have a testosterone imbalance
     like all those jocks who shower with other men. You can't tell me you
     don't look at other people's business.
BJ: Baby, I've played professional sports for fourteen years, including high
    school and I'm making a comeback. I'm a burger-bellied person I grant you,
    but I ain't got no testosterone imbalance. You got a little moustache you
    busting out looks like you shouldn't be talking about some hormone problems
    girl.
Amy: Excuse me? What did you say?
BJ: Oh, oh nothing, damn baby, you so ugly you make look blind kids cry
Amy: BJ you better stop being a bully just cos I'm not into the jock scene. I
     like sensitive guys you know like actors of rock stars or that kind of
     thing. Not some great big hulking giant that has to tell everyone how
     important he is.
BJ: Whoa, I didn’t realise we were trying to impress each other here sweet
    thing. I was thinking we were here to discuss my new exercise video or
    talk about my possible comeback to professional football, not sitting here
    flirting with each other. I'm a married man, I'm on my seventh wife.
Amy: So you've got a big family. All those wives, that’s fantastic.
BJ: Not really, you see I really like family, especially some show up you
    didn't know existed. I tell you, father’s day, I'm scared to go to my
    mailbox. My big heart has caused me a lot of heartache for when you’re a
    proper guy you can't always tell what other people are about. BJ has met
    some real manipulative people
Amy: Seven wives, that's fantastic.
BJ: No, I have one wife, I had six before that.
Amy: So you downsized? Right?
BJ: Yeah, something like that. If you want to win in life you have to change
    players. they can't play on the same team all the time.
Amy: So, oh my god, isn't this getting intimate BJ, I feel like we are really
     connecting.
BJ: I'd like to connect with you. Other men might fumble but I go up to the
    trenches like a dome. That's action for my video
Amy: What are you talking about?
BJ: As you know running a ball is like making romance. And one day when I was
    going for a touchdown, if you know what I 'm saying, I had a great idea.
    You see all these fitness videos on television? it's always that idiot fool
    in leotards prancing about giving it the skinny thing. And I say what is
    this? I mean what in the world is this? These people ain't fit. They don't
    even have a clue. When you're fit you know it. If you come into the locker
    room you know I is fit for football. Able to wrestle and pounce and hurt
    somebody for hours straight. That's what people needs, if someone comes and
    jack you ride, are you going to bust a aerobic move? hell no, but when you
    know how to grab another man by the facemask and twist him around and so
    you tear his ligaments in his back until he can never play again. That's
    some real useful everyday stuff. And I mean, I should know, I invented it.
Amy: You know, I just don't want to talk about football any more.
BJ: Well, take dating, or washing the car. What good is a leotard when you wash
    the car? Put a man in a helmet and a cup and he can wash a car any day in
    it. That's fighting fit for football. It really buries some program, the
    best way to get your body fit is to have total disregard for your body.
    Every now and then you wake up and come out of concussion saying damn, I
    look good.
Amy: BJ, you talk funny. We'll be back on K-Chat right after these messages.
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|                      |
| n) AD9 - Musty Pines |
|______________________|

Speaker: Are you tired of your couches getting ruined?
Man: Oh grandpa!
Grandpa: I made tinkles again!
Speaker: If you've got old people cluttering up your home. Why not send them to
         Musty Pines? We'll help bring back dignity and we promise it'll be the
         best three months of their lives. They'll enjoy bingo, complaining,
         mumbling incoherently, skinny-dipping and organ donation. And once a
         month it's our famous lucky dip medication switching night. Musty
         Pines is located at a luxurious location overlooking Vice City's state
         of the art sanitation facilities. You can still visit your old people,
         but now you have the comfort of knowing you don't have to. After they
         pass on to something better, guaranteed in three months or less, you
         can start enjoying their money. Finally, you can have quality family
         time again. Musty Pines, now you don't have to say goodbye. Drive thru
         service also available.
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|                            |
| o) AD10 - Knife after Dark |
|____________________________|

Speaker: He was just the boy next door.
Man: Well hello there Danny, I didn’t know it was hockey season.
Danny: Hey can I borrow a knife?
Speaker: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears Knife after
         Dark rated R for retarded.
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|                        |
| p) BJ Smith - Comeback |
|________________________|

Amy: Eugh, that's gross BJ, stop hitting on me. Hi, I'm Amy and you're on
     K-Chat. So what do you need to do for BJ's Fit for Football?
BJ: Well, Angela, anybody can do it. What you need is a real expensive gym, a
    team of trainers, medical practitioners, dieticians a big crowd and a
    caller who wants you dead, dead in the dirt. I mean a nasty blood sucking
    leech of a man who'd destroy you if you don't destroy him first. A man
    you'd like to set animals on, he's the enemy, and you'd sit in a box so
    the times just right and then you'd pounce baby, like a kitty Kat on
    catnip. I'll sack a man, pile drive him hard, again and again because if he
    comes my way I'll nail him every time.
Amy: This video sounds like a lot of fun.
BJ: Fun? Fun? You think it's fun when grown men cry in mortal agony when you're
    so scared about what you're going to do to a man you step outside yourself
    like an astral projection and The police go Kent state on ya and people
    cryin and bleedin and pouncing each other in the face, and that's just in
    the locker room with before the game. That's your idea of fun?
Amy: Yeah, I, I, I guess.
BJ: Yeah, mine too, that's why I'm making a comeback. I've been retired two
    years and I'll tell ya selling cars or appearing in soft drink commercials
    is not fun, compared to having 50,000 low IQ morons in Green Bay, or
    Tampa or Liberty City or wherever. Screaming and howling they want you
    dead just because you're playing for the Mambas. That's actualising the
    soap.
Amy: Wow, that sounds interesting. Tell me about it.
BJ: I'm doing that, I've bin doing, hey, wait a minute. Are you reading a book
    over there during this interview?
Amy: No, no, I can hardly read, get on with it.
BJ: I'm trying to sweets, you best listen. The comeback is a real deal. BJ
    Smith's six-year Pro Bowl MVP the man responsible for more broken bones then
    anyone since people had legs. I'm a Fiddler Crab you can rip my arms off
    and I'll just Molt and grow some new ones. Amy: Where?
BJ: Right here, right now. let's get it on!
Amy: Of course. I mean when?
BJ: Soon baby, real soon. But, and don't call it a comeback, like the songs say
    I'll whoop your ass. And this time I'm doing it my way. Ignorant fools
    gave me nothing to work with.
Amy: What owners are you talking about?
BJ: The owners of the team. They gave me nothing. They the reason my marriage
    failed. I worked my ass off all those years, sweating blood, and and puking
    my soul out and they treat me like a tractor. Roll me around treat me no
    better then a dog. The guys that got hurt, they never saw a penny out of
    those mosses.
Amy: That's just like Jade.
BJ: Who's Jade? She a fox?
Amy: My friend, she's a Goth. She got sacked for wearing makeup and an 'I hate
     Life' t-shirt to work and never saw a penny.
BJ: She like um, football or something?
Amy: She teaches Kindergarten, professionally.
BJ: You know, I know a lot of players who need to go back to school after they
    finished playing. It's a tough life and you lose something.
Amy: What did you lose?
BJ: Hope, diction, something, it's brutal out there,
Amy: That's just like Jade. Those kids are evil little brats.
BJ: Listen, are you going to talk about your freaky friends, who dress like a
    funeral? I thought we were here to talk about BJ. BJ Smith. And I feel
    alive! I mean really alive! Ain't nothing more envigoring then holding a
    mans head in your hands and looking him in the eyes and saying I could kill
    ya in one second old man. And he says I've got a wife! And you say, give me
    all the money in your cash register.
Amy: What are you talking about? Uh! BJ, are those muscles real?
BJ: That's funny you should ask, cos the answer is yes. They ain't implants or
    nutin.
Amy: Wow, you're enormous.
BJ: Nah, there are some guys twice my size, but I'm quite, rich and angry, like
    a republican.
Amy: So, oh, um, I see. Look, I ain't got anything more to say to you. And I
     can't fall in love with another guest, or I'll get sacked. So, let's go
     to the phones! Who's on line one?
Caller: Hey Amy, I'm a first time caller. How you doing? I love your show.
        Sorta. BJ man, you're awesome. Here's my question. How'dya play that
        game against San Andreas with two broken legs? Ah, I can't believe I'm
        talking to ya. Wow man, I don't know what to say. This is the greatest
        day of my life.
BJ: Well why the hell are ya calling in? Don't worry. I'm a professional. The
    method I used in the game against SA, is actually a part of my exercise
    video. When in doubt, go for the groin. I hope that answers your question.
    That's the problem with the public, fans. I get it all the time. Know what
    I'm saying?
Amy: Absolutely. I get that all the time. People say, 'huh, aren't you that
     girl of the television in that show?' and I say, no, I'm the girl from the
     radio, I just look like her. Anyway, BJ, that's all we have time for for
     now.
BJ: Thanks Amy, and um, look after that moustache.
Amy: Ok. Thank you. I'll be back on K-Chat after these messages from our
     sponsors. Don't go away.
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|                      |
| q) AD11 - Degenatron |
|______________________|

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|                   |
| r) AD12 - Salivex |
|___________________|

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         what happens when you run out of saliva?
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         efficiency by 50%. No more half way cures like coating your throat
         with cooking oil to have that extra piece of cake, or bowl kitty
         litter!
Woman: After a


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Here are My, and other peoples Tips N’ Tricks to do various things.

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6.1
Thanx to Cheesemaster for this easy way to get money trick.

1.
Get a weapon that doesn't run out of ammunition and doesn't make a
lot of noise such as:
Night Stick
Brass Knuckles
Bat (one is found near an alleyway near your first hide out).

2.
Make sure you know where to go in your hideout for clean clothes so
if there are cops on you, you just go up there and you can lose up to
2 stars. If you don't know this is how
  a. go into your hideout
  b. Go past the save point
  c. go up the stairs
  d. there should be a long hall way with an open door at one end. Go
     into the door
  e. there should be a pink icon that looks like a shirt in the room,
     go get it and it will say "Clean Clothes"
  f. If you have more then 2 stars then just go down the stars and
     come up them again to get the icon again. Repeat as needed.

3.
Go in front of your hide out and kill people, and collect the
money. As long as there aren't cops around you will be able to get
lots of people before getting a star.

4.
When a cop gets on you just kill him for ammo and then run and
change your clothes.

5.
After you change your clothes there will most likely be cops outside
of your hideout, turn the corner and do it again.

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6.2
Get Motorbike into hideout / building. Thanx to Wayneski.

To get a motorbike into your Hotel or the Diaz / Vercetti Mansion, all you
have to do is drive really fast towards the opening, and bail from the bike
before you go into the building.
You should bail in time, and the bike will fly through the gap into the
building.
Then all you have to do is walk in and get on your bike!

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6.3
Here is a huge collection of secrets, tricks and glitches.

HUGE CREDIT TO THAguyINgta3.
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The Secrets section may contain spoilers. I urge you to read titles before
sections (sounds stupid right? Well some people do it).

--Get into Hyman Memorial Stadium
This is not a secret but merely a tip. The stadium opens at 20:00 game time
or 8 p.m.

--Easy Black Cars
To easily get a black car, just put in the Black Cars cheat. This will turn
every car on the streets black. Now, get your car of choice and put it in
a garage and save your game. The car that you saved will now be black and
it will stay that color. All of the cars on the streets will be back to normal.

--Easy Pink Cars
To easily get a pink car, just put in the Pink Cars cheat. This will turn
every car on the streets pink. Now, get your car of choice and put it in a
garage and save your game. The car that you saved will now be pink and it
will stay that color. All of the cars on the streets will be back to normal.

--Rewards for 100% Completion
The rewards for 100% are infinite ammo, 3 henchmen you can hire and they follow
you around, a costume called "Frankie", double health for cars, and a max
of 200 armor and health.

--Heal Vehicle
The trick from GTA3 is also in GTA Vice City. For those of you who have no
clue what I am talking about, to heal your vehicle, just put in the health
cheat while inside a vehicle.

--Get Past Airport Metal Detectors
To do this, first get a car and bring it to the Escobar International Airport.
Now, park the car where the hood is facing the entrance to the airport. Now,
run around to the back end of the car and jump on and then walk up to onto
the hood. Now, jump from there over the metal detector and you are in with
all of your weapons. Now, you can cause havoc with any weapon you please inside
the airport.

--Hooker Trick
This trick lets you have "relations" with those working girls. Just go up
to one in an expensive car such as the Cheetah, Infernus, or Banshee and they
should get in after they talk to you. Now, take them somewhere where there
are no people around like the beach and stop the car and wait for a second.
Now, just sit back and watch the car shake and the health rise.

--Helicopter With Wheels
If you put a helicopter in the Pay N Spray, it will come out with wheels.

--Quick Cash
To get some quick cash, go get a gun with auto targeting. I suggest getting
a Tec9, Uzi, Ingram Mac 10, or MP5 for this part since you can run with those
weapons. Now that you have it, go to North Point Mall. When you get there,
go to the Tool Shop. Once there, rob it. Then when you have your wanted level,
run to The Gash and change costumes. Then, rob The Gash and run to the tool
shop and change clothes. Now, just repeat the process and the money will rack
up.

--Any Car You Want In Either Black Or Pink
Put in the Black Traffic code. Not only does traffic go black, every car does
(except the Taxi). Even Police Cars are black. Once you do that and find the
car/bike you want black. Go put it in your garage. Then let the door close.
Put the code in again to disable it. And you have yourself a black or pink
car/bike/police car.

--Store Weapons
To store your weapons, simply walk through the metal detectors at either the
Escobar International Airport or Leaf Links Golf Course. Your weapons will
stay there until reset, turn off, or load another game. I am not sure if they
will stay there if you save or not.

--Underground Building
Anyway, I was flying under the first island, in the northern part. I was
directly underneath a hotel. The one I mean is the curved one, with the pool
in the back with the sign that says, "Please don't pee in our pool". Anyway,
directly under this hotel is a huge blue block, the same size as the hotel
above it. I flew around to the other side, and on the front was the design
of the hotel above, windows, balcony's etc, except under the city! Its like
the hotel is mirror-imaged under the water. Anyway, it's not really important,
but cool when you're flying along and suddenly a huge blue block appears in
front of you. Also, can anyone confirm what its there for? It seems to have
no purpose. And why is this building reflected but no other? To find it, use
the Fly Under The Water glitch that is posted in the Glitches section. Thanks
to Justified.

--Go Faster On Motorcycle
Once you have gone top speed on a motorcycle, if you stand up you will keep
accelerating to a higher top speed. To stand up, press up on the Analog Stick
or D-Pad.

--Faster Reload
To get faster reload abilities, complete the shooting course at the Downtown
Ammunation with a score of 45 or higher.

--Garage Trick
This trick lets you put more garages than the designated amount. All you have
to do is drive a car halfway in to where the door won't close. Now all you
have to do is drive as many vehicles as you want in until it is packed. This
will cause the garage to eat your cars sometimes so use at own risk.

--Infinite Run Without Paramedic Missions
To run and not have to stop, just keep tapping X while holding the analog
stick. You might have to stop eventually but it will be a while.

--Free Pay N Spray
To do this, just put in the Health cheat before going inside the Pay N Spray
and it will spray it for free. Thanks to Journeyman.

--Burning Rubber
To make a major peel out, stop your car completely. Now, just hold down Square
and X at the same time to start peeling out. To do a doughnut, just hold the
buttons down and hold either Left or Right.

--Taking The Taxi
When you die or get busted during a mission, there will be a taxi outside
the hospital or police station with an arrow over it. If you choose to get
in it, you will lose $9 and you will go back to the mission you failed.

--Coppers Can't Get Me Now
If you are in a Coach, the cops cannot arrest you. They will simply make you
lose control of the Coach but you will not get arrested. To gain control again,
just get out of the Coach and get back in. Thanks to Rabid.

--Different Model Cheetah's
There is more than 1 model of Cheetahs. Some don't have mirrors by the back
and some don't have side mirrors. Thanks to Rabid.

--Make Decent Money Fast
This is a really good way to make a quick $1,000. As it turns out, parking
is ridiculously expensive in Vice City. On a North and South running street
in Downtown on the second island (south of the Hyman Condo), there is a street
covered in parking meters (it may be a curved street, I am not sure). If you
run into them (or maybe use a tool like the hammer or baseball bat), you knock
about $2-400 out of them. The only problem is if you hit them too fast, you
will wrap your car around them and they'll get stuck in the engine. Explosions
are usually imminent. I don't think that this willful destruction of private
property even generates a wanted level so you're basically just able to get
decent cash with minimal effort. Thanks to C Antiself on the find and thanks
to Myke for letting me post this off of his FAQ.

--No More Wanted Level
To automatically have no more wanted level, just save your game. Now, load
it again and no more wanted level. Thanks to bloodhoundgang10.

--Get To Little Havana Early Trick Involving Any Car
To do this, just put in the Cars Float On Water cheat and drive there. It's
as easy as that. Thanks to Semper Fi.

--Get To Little Havana Early Trick Involving Boats
To do this, go to the bridge that leads to Prawn Island from Washington. Once
you see a boat pass underneath it, try to aim well and jump on it. The driver
should get spooked and jump in the water and you can pilot the boat to Little
Havana. Thanks to stuntwill. Another way is to get 3-stars and then go to
Starfish Island. Now, go to the side of the island opposite of Diaz's mansion.
A police boat should come so just jump aboard, kill him, and go to Little
Havana. Thanks to gundamnhalo.

--Get To Little Havana Early Trick Involving Motorcycle
All you have to do is get a PCJ-600 and ram it into the barrier going really
fast and voila, you are over the barrier and are free to roam around in Little
Havana.

--Get To Little Havana Early Trick Involving TaxiAll you need is to drop off
100 passengers in the taxi and gain the ability to jump your cab. Next, go
to the docks where Cortez gave missions and as you approach the gates to the
actual docks, angle it to about 45 degrees and jump behind the gates. If you
do it right, the car will end up in the water about 90% of the time. To solve
this, just bail out of the car while it's in the air. Viola! You now have
access to a boat and the rest of the map! Thanks to Kayn.

--Get To Little Havana Early Trick Involving Ambulance
To do this, steal an Ambulance and drive it to the dock where Cortez gives
missions. Now, park the back of the Ambulance right on the gate. Then, jump
on the front of it and jump on top and then jump over the gate. Now, steal
a boat and drive to Little Havana. Thanks to Zack Hall.

--Get Helicopter To Save On Helipad
When this was tested, Spear was using either a Hunter or Sparrow, but that's
not saying that you can't do it with others helicopters, but these are the
ones tested, and the helipad that it was stored onto was the one on top the
Hyman Condo. It's a pretty simple trick really. First get the helicopter you
want to store. Approach the helipad. In this case the one on Hyman Condo.
Note that this hasn't been tested with any other helipad. Approach the helipad
from the right so that you are coming from top-right of helipad, ram the
Maverick off the helipad, so that it completely falls off the roof, so yes
you need to ram it hard. Before it blows up quickly land you helicopter
preferable pretty much spot on the H and get out, the game now, for some reason
"thinks" that the helicopter is the Maverick you knocked off and stores it.
Your helicopter should stay there and never disappear if done right. Many
different approaches have been tested and slightly changing the procedure,
but this is the only way that seems to work. Thanks to Spear.

--Get Into Leaf Links Without Passing Through Metal Detector
To do this, just get a boat somewhere and drive to the golf course. Thanks
to Manta Ray.

--Park A Helicopter In A Garage
To do this, you must have a big garage like one from Sunshine Autos, the
Vercetti Estate, or Hyman Condo. First, land your helicopter in front of an
empty garage and park it there. Then, step in front of your garage so it will
open. Now, just run into the helicopter until it goes in. You can now save
your game and the helicopter of your choice will be there when it loads up
again. Thanks to rmullen87.

--Helicopters On Water
If you do the cars hover on water cheat, you can have your heli land in the
water. Thanks to Muskaman.

--More Armor
If you enter a Enforcer, you will get Body Armor.

--More Health
To get more health, just enter an Ambulance and you will get more.

--More Shotgun Ammo
To get a Chrome Shotgun and ammo, just enter a police car.

--More Money
If you enter a taxi, you will automatically get money. Thanks to RayEarth5000.

--Secret With Taxi
When doing a taxi mission (not for Kaufman Cabs), if you drop someone off
right when the timer is at 0:00, the timer turns off and you can take as long
as you want to drop people off at their destinations. You can do as many
missions as you want. It's an easy way to make a lot of money if you have
the time and patience to do it. Thanks to Levi for the find and Myke for letting
me use this off of his FAQ.

--Moon Trick
If you shoot the moon with a sniper rifle, it will get bigger and smaller
just like it did in GTA3.

--Easy Guns And Money
To do this, just go by the North Point Mall. Sooner or later, the PIGs and
the gang members will start capping each other. Just pick up any guns off
of dead bodies and money. Thanks to Killazilla3.

--Will This Wheelie Ever Stop
To do this, just hold back the Left Analog Stick while driving a bike and
you will do a wheelie. The best bike to do a wheelie on is the Sanchez. If
you do it with the Sanchez you might never have to stop. All you have to do
is hold down X and bring the wheelie up. After it is up all the way, let go
of X but keep the Left Analog held back. The best places to do wheelies are
the bridge from Little Havana to Ocean Beach, Escobar International Airport
runways, bridge from Little Havana to Leaf Links, main road on Starfish Island,
and the main road in Little Havana.

--Will This Stoppie Ever Stop
To do a stoppie, just go fast on a bike and hold the Left Analog Stick forward
and press Square. This will cause you to do a stoppie. The best bike to do
it on is actually the Faggio and Pizza Boy. After you get the stoppie in the
air, just press the gas again while holding up and you will keep going because
the Faggio and Pizza Boy are the only front wheel drive bikes. Just be careful
when turning.

--Higher Accuracy
To higher your accuracy, get a machine gun with lots and lots of ammo. This
works best when you have infinite ammo from either a cheating device or
getting 100 percent. You can either get a tank and keep shooting it and it
will higher your accuracy over time or you can shoot a blown up car carcass.
If you want to do this without actually having to play, just tape down the
shoot button and go to sleep. When you wake up, you have a lot better accuracy.
Try to do this with the M4 and in 3rd person view and not first. Thanks to
Epochfx.

--Save Your Game After Passing Any Mission
This is merely a tip, but I suggest for you to always save your game after
every mission and if you die reload your save again because you will get to
keep all your guns and stuff.

--Bikes Go Faster
To do this, just tap the D-Pad up while riding a motorcycle. It should go
faster. Thanks to Killazilla3.

--Look At All The Sea Animals
I forgot who first made this strategy, but if you go waist high in the water
along the coasts of the islands, you can crouch down in it and not drown.
To use this, use your sniper rifle and zoom in and you can see all kinds of
animals like sharks, turtles, jellyfish, and regular fish.

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Rare Cars
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This section is for rare cars. If you know of any that I don't have listed,
email me the strategy to get it and the car and I will give you credit.

--Hunter
The Hunter is a helicopter and is otherwise known as the Ultimate Secret
Vehicle. You can get this easily without doing hidden packages by going to
Fort Baxter Air Base near Escobar International Airport in Little Havana
wearing a police uniform. Go in and they army won't shoot at you. It will
be parked somewhere in there only if you have all story missions done. If
you don't it will not spawn there. The controls are just like other
helicopters except you can do R3 missions called "Brown Thunder" and you can
shoot a minigun and missiles with it. To shoot missiles, press Circle. To
shoot the guns, press R1. If you have all 100 hidden packages, the Hunter
will spawn at a helipad next to a mansion in Ocean Beach. The mansion is on
the very south tip of the east island. It is kind of by where the Colonel
gave you missions.

--Bulletproof Admiral
The Admiral in the "Guardian Angels" mission is bulletproof and more but I'm
not sure what else. Just steal the car and drive away but it will result in
you failing the mission or you could just finish the mission and get it after
mission complete.

--Silver PCJ600
There is a real silver PCJ600 in the "Autocide" mission. To get it, start
the mission and go to the black dot on the radar. You should see it just waiting
for you to take it. I advise you to be driving it until the time runs out
on the mission so it will not disappear. Then after you fail it, just take
it back to your garage.

--Bullet Proof And Fire Proof Sabre Turbo
Credits to Techno and thanks to Myke for letting me use this off of his FAQ.
In "The Driver" if you wait at the Malibu club until the race ends you will
see the Sabre crash into the wall with no driver in it. Push it into one of
your garages and you have a Bullet Proof AND Fire Proof Sabre Turbo. This
is a great car to use on most missions like Death Row and the likes of that.
This and the Bullet Proof Admiral are the key rare cars you need because they
help the most. Note: when you have pushed it to your garage get out of the
car and push it the rest of the way or else the door will close and the car
will disappear. An alternate way to get this is to turn around and go to the
north Pay N Spray to get rid of the cops. Then, wait by the bridge near the
pizza place. Take out a sniper rifle and when Hilary drives over the bridge,
snipe him in the head and this will cause him to fall out of the car while
leaving the door open. Then just take it to a garage and save. Thanks to
moosiej for the strategy to steal it and thanks to BMHero for informing me
that it is also fire proof.

--Special Cuban Hermes
In the "Guardian Angels" mission, there is a Cuban Hermes in it that has tires
that cannot be hurt from spike strips and the likes of that. After the mission
has ended, just take the Cuban Hermes that appeared during the mission. Do
not save it because once you save it in a garage, it won't have the special
tires anymore. You could also take it during the mission if you don't mind
failing the mission. This car is not bullet proof. Thanks to Darth Todd.

--Special Voodoo
In the "Guardian Angels" mission, there is a Voodoo in it that has tires that
cannot be hurt from spike strips and the likes of that. After the mission
has ended, just take the Voodoo that appeared during the mission. Do not save
it because once you save it in a garage, it won't have the special tires
anymore. You can also take it during the mission if you don't mind failing
the mission. Thanks to Darth Todd.

--Black Pony
There is a black Pony on the mission "Loose Ends". To get it, start the mission
and go around and you should see it right when you enter Cherry Poppers. To
get it, kill all of the guys in the area then head down to the Boatyard. Steal
a Packer and bring it to Cherry Popper's and line it up to where you can jump
over the gate. Now, go get another Packer from the Boatyard and ramp it off
of the first Packer to get inside the gates. Now, just ramp the Pony off the
Packer and over the fence and the Pony is yours. Thanks to TheBlackAndGreenGuy
and Seth for the strategy.

--Black Voodoo
When you do the mission "Two Bit Hit", look outside the funeral parlor and
there should be a black Voodoo. Just steal it before a Haitian gets in or
steal it back from him if her gets in. Do not take this to the Pay N Spray
or it will go back to the original color. Thanks to Shaggy Glucose for the
strategy.

--Black Sanchez
Go to the Sanchez by the dirt bike trail in Downtown and the "Trial By Dirt"
mission will start. Keep doing the mission until some guys on a black Sanchez
approach. Knock one off and there you go. You now have a black Sanchez. If
you are having trouble finding the dirt bike track, go along the road to the
biker bar and make the turn on the curve. Now go all the way to the right
and drive in the grass. You should be going down alleys and stuff behind
buildings so keep following the side and all the turns and you will eventually
find the track. It is basically dirt and grass with lots of hills. I suggest
trying to shoot all the guys on the black Sanchez's because they will try
to kill you with machetes. After you kill them, take the Sanchez and there
you go.

--Black Sentinel
There is a black Senitnel in the "Hit The Courier" mission. You need to shoot
the lady driving it in the head when she gets in the car. Then, she will fall
out and the door will be open leaving you the opportunity to steal it. Thanks
to AugyDoggy.

--White Admiral
There is a white Admiral in the "An Old Friend" mission. It will be difficult
to keep this white Admiral since you don't have a safe house yet with a garage.
Try getting hold of a gun and holding up a few stores to get the money to
buy a safe house. Don't sweat it if you lose it though, because you'll get
another chance at a white Admiral later. Not only that, but the Admiral you
get later is bulletproof, flameproof, and damage proof! Anyways, if you want
to keep this car, I guess you are going to have to do the first mission over
and over or you could do things like Rampages, Unique Jumps, and etc. Thanks
to Minesweeper.

--Love Fist Limo
To get it, steal it in the "Psycho Killer" mission. Thanks to GrandTechAuto.

--Romero's Hearse
To get it, steal it during the "Two Bit Hit" mission. Thanks to GrandTechAuto.

--Lightless Taxi
Yes the lightless Taxi from GTA3 is back again in Vice City. How this works
is, when several Taxis are on screen, sometimes the game doesn't load the
light on the top of it thus making it look like a Sentinel. These can be seen
sometimes when patrolling around the Kaufman Cabs area more than others. This
will be the hardest car to find since it is just a glitch.

--Black Admiral
Some guys shooting at you in the "Check-Out At The Check-In" mission are
driving this car. It will be very hard to obtain. You will need Molotov
Cocktails or a Flamethrower for this. First, kill the guy that is shooting
out of the sunroof. Now the car will come to a halt. The doors are locked
so you can't pull them out so this is where the flamethrower and or Molotov
Cocktails come in. Throw the Molotovs or shoot the car with the Flamethrower
and they will get out. Now, just get in and don't get out until you get to
your garage because the doors will lock on you if you get out. If the doors
do happen to lock on you, there is no way you can get in and you must do it
over.

--FBI Washington
The FBI Washington is parked in an alley by the pizza place in Downtown. Just
steal it to obtain it.

--Sea Skimmer
Just beat all of the Movie Studio's missions and it will spawn behind the
Movie Studio on that little dock where you picked up the Sea Skimmer in earlier
missions.

--Spand Express Van
This can be found in 2 different missions. The first is the "Jury Fury" mission.
It is the van that the one car drives into and the hammer falls out of. Just
steal it. The second is the "Riot" mission and it is parked inside the gates.
Just drive off with it if you wish but you will have to fail the mission.
Thanks to Taraka for the "Riot" mission strategy.

--Deluxo
Just complete the first list of cars after you purchase Sunshine Autos and
it will be in the showroom.

--Sabre Turbo
Just complete the second list of cars after you purchase Sunshine Autos and
it will be in the showroom.

--Super Angel
The Super Angel is called the Angel when you get on but is better than the
regular Angel. On the "Alloy Wheels Of Steel" mission for the Big Mitch Baker,
hit one of the bikers bike right at the beginning and finish the race. The
super Angel is faster and has much better turning. You can just steal it during
the race if one of the other bikers crash. Thanks to FloDjay. You can also
find it when you do the mission for Big Mitch Baker where you get his bike
for him. Just take the bike and store it in any garage. It just goes faster
than the normal Angel and handles better. Thanks to JonoWilko.

--Gold Stretch
There is a gold Stretch on the "Martha's Mug Shot" mission. Snipe the driver
and the driver will open the door and fall out (this car has locked doors).
Get in the limo, but don't drive off! Wait for Candy to get in. After she
gets in, the Stretch will drive off with you inside. You can't steer. It is
on Autopilot or something. Wait for the car to get to its destination. After
the cut-scene, get out quickly so the door stays open. Then get back in, and
drive to Sunshine Autos garage, or a similar large garage, and put it into
one of the garages. Complete the mission. After you save, load the game. The
car will have unlocked doors. Do not paint it or it will revert back to a
default color. Thanks to Dagon327.If you don't want to complete the mission
and want the car right away, just kill the driver and Candy Suxxx. Then, it
will be yours for the taking. Thanks to BMHero.

--Fire Proof Banshee
In the mission race missions for Sunshine Autos, there is a Banshee that you
will have to race. To get this, wait at the last checkpoint with the cars
insight, and you will fail the mission. Now, just follow them and do a drive
by until the driver gets out, or drives in front of them and pull them out.
Now, you have a flamethrower and Molotov cocktail proof Banshee. Thanks to
Sk8erGT18 and Jnco904.

--Fire Proof Cheetah
In the mission race missions for Sunshine Autos, there is a Cheetah that you
will have to race. To get this, wait at the last checkpoint with the cars
insight, and you will fail the mission. Now, just follow them and do a drive
by until the driver gets out, or drives in front of them and pull them out.
Now, you have a flamethrower and Molotov cocktail proof Banshee. Thanks to
Sk8erGT18 and Jnco904.

--Fire Proof Infernus
In the mission race missions for Sunshine Autos, there is an Infernus that
you will have to race. To get this, wait at the last checkpoint with the cars
insight, and you will fail the mission. Now, just follow them and do a drive
by until the driver gets out, or drives in front of them and pull them out.
Now, you have a flamethrower and Molotov cocktail proof Banshee. Thanks to
Sk8erGT18 and Jnco904.

--Sandking
Just complete the third list of cars after you purchase Sunshine Autos and
it will be in the showroom.

--Hotring Racer
Just complete all 4 lists of cars after you purchase Sunshine Autos and it
will be in the showroom.

--White Walton
In the mission "Gun Runner", the Walton's you are trying to get the weapons
from are white. You just need to try to steal it.

--Sparrow
Go to the roof of the building where you first started G Spotlight and there
will be a Sparrow parked there. I first saw it after I completed G Spotlight
so I'm not totally sure if it spawns before you do that mission. There is
also one on the roof of a house near the Pay N Spray in Ocean Beach. To get
to it, go to the Collars And Cuffs in Ocean Beach. Then, go down that alley
where Collars And Cuffs is and there will be a parking garage on your right.
Go to the top floor and there will be some ramps. Before jumping, look around
and find the Sparrow and then jump to it. I'm not sure if you can reach it
in one jump or not so you might half to jump more than 1 roof. The parking
garage is also located near the Pay N Spray. It is white and has around 5
stories. For the easiest way, just get to the Pay N Spray in Ocean Beach.
Now, go to that place right by it with the parked PCJ-600 and Banshee (or
sometimes Cheetah's or Infernus's). Now, get the PCJ-600 and back up all the
way from the white stairs. Back up until you have crossed the street and have
went in the alley with the gray pavement. Keep going back until you reach
the shrubs. Now, punch the gas and go fast and hit the stairs. You need to
clear the first building and land on the second one. It is pink. The Sparrow
will be up there. There is also one across from the Links View Apartment.
Across the street from it is a building with an arched entrance that you can
go in. Go inside the arch, there will be some backyards. There should be a
Sparrow in the first one on your right. Thanks to MatrixLUiGi23 for the
strategy on the last Sparrow.

--Bloodring Banger
To get it, just survive a minute inside the Bloodring Arena and it'll spawn
right outside in the parking lot. Thanks to Oddrat.

--Mr. Whoopee
To get it, just buy the Cherry Popper's Ice Cream Factory and it will spawn
in there.

--Patriot
To get it, drive to Phil's Place in Little Havana. Now look around for a huge
garage looking thing towards the left. Walk in there and there you go. Steal
it and it is yours. You can also get it in the "Sir, Yes Sir" mission by
stealing it from the Army. An alternate place to get it is in the back of
the film studio lot, behind the street setup to the south. Thanks to
LANCELOTT1 for the alternate location.

--Zebra Taxi
Complete the Kaufman Cab mission string and it will spawn inside Kaufman Cabs.

--Squallo And Speeder
To get these 2 boats easily, just complete "Check Point Charlie" after you
buy the Boat Yard and they will spawn in the same place where you got in the
boats to start the mission.

--Securicar
The Securicar is very rare. To easily get one, snipe the driver of the
Securicar in the "Autocide" mission. He should fall out leaving the door open.
Just steal it to get it. Thanks to Rabid.

--Black Washington
In the "All Hands On Deck" mission, 2 black Washington's will drive to the
dock. To get one, just go to the lower deck of the boat and shoot a guy driving
a boat. Then, jump on his boat and drive it to the dock. It might disappear.
Thanks to Rabid. Another way to get it is the following. First, kill everyone
on the boat except Cortez (this buys you more time). Then jump on the speeder
that sails by, killing the guy, and drive back to the dock. Then push the
black Washington all the way to the Ocean Heights hideout. If you blow it
up, it will disappear when you get close to the garage. So don't blow it up
and push it all the way into the garage. Shortly afterwards, the screen will
change and then you will appear back on the boat for the second part of the
mission. Now you can finish the mission and get the black Washington without
failing the mission. Thanks to Rustophilus.

--Black Bobcat
There is a black Bobcat in the "Autocide" mission. To get it, you will have
to kill the driver of it and his buddy carrying the shotgun. Thanks to Rabid.

--Sea Sparrow
To get the Sea Sparrow, just get 80 hidden packages and it will spawn in the
backyard of Diaz/Tommy's mansion.

--Maverick
To get the Maverick this way, you have to have to Vercetti Estate. Just go
to the roof and it will spawn there. The Maverick will also appear on the
helipad of the Hyman Condo after you buy it.

--Police Maverick
The Police Maverick spawns at the top of the police department at it's helipad.
All you have to do is steal it. Thanks to TheBlackAndGreenGuy.

--VCN Maverick
To get it, just go on the roof of VCN's headquarters in Downtown in Little
Havana and steal it. Thanks to TheBlackAndGreenGuy.

--Rhino
Just get 90 hidden packages and it will spawn at Fort Baxter Air Base. Make
sure you wear the cop uniform when entering. An alternate way to do this is
get 6 stars and steal it from the Army. An easy strategy is to first go to
the Vercetti Estate. Then, put in the Higher Wanted Level cheat until you
have 5 stars. Then, keep fighting cops until the 6th star appears. Then, just
steal the tank and enter the Lower Wanted Level cheat. Now, go put it in your
garage at the Vercetti Estate. Now, you can use the Rhino and easily beat
the Vigilante missions. Thanks to Journeyman for the strategy.

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Easter Eggs
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--Now This Is What I Call An Easter Egg
Rockstar has put a real Easter Egg in the game. It is a chocolate egg and
says Happy Easter on it. To get to it, go the helipad at the VCN (Vice City
News) building. The building on the right has a hallow wall so you can go
through it. You have to jump in the closest window on the corner to get inside
the hallow point. Thanks to DaruniaX.

--Kaufman Cabs
The inside of Kaufman Cabs is setup almost identically to the setup of the
taxi place in the show "Taxi" that used to come on many years ago. Andy Kaufman
was on "Taxi" and the name of the taxi company in Vice City just happens to
be Kaufman Cabs. Also, when you pull out of Kaufman Cabs with a Cabbie, a
voice will say, "What are you doing?" much like Latka, Andy Kaufman's
character, in Taxi. Coincidence? I think not.

--Pogo The Monkey And Degenatron Arcades
In the pizza joints and inside Kaufman Cabs, you can find these arcades but
they are not playable.

--Pole Position
The Pole Position Club has two possible meanings. Back in the day, Atari had
a game called Pole Position, which was Indy cars racing and stuff. The strip
club has a racecar theme to the front of it. Coincidence? Maybe. Maybe not.
The other obvious correlation is that between strip bars and poles. Thanks
to RIT Tyger.

--Guy In Freezer
In the opening sequence where Sonny Forelli is talking to all of his men,
eventually a freezer will be shown in one of the scenes. If you look inside
it, there is a man being hung by big slabs of meat in the freezer. I guess
he got on their bad side.

--I'm Just Glad I Didn't Find This For Myself
Well Rockstar forgot to put one thing in this game. That thing being panties
on this old black lady. This lady is in a gray dress and sweater and has a
yellow bandana thing on her head. If you shoot her with a Sniper Rifle and
crouch down and look up her skirt, you can clearly see there are no panties.
Thanks to sUshiBOi.

--Internet Sites
These are basically internet sites that Rockstar put up that have to do with
something in the game. I'm sure you all remember the Pogo The Monkey and other
websites from GTA3. Well here are some from Vice City.
http://www.Degenatron.com = You can play 3 different Degenatron games here.

--Tony "Scarface" Montana's Mansion
Diaz's/Tommy's mansion is almost identical to the mansion in Scarface. The
resemblances are the setups of the staircase, the office at the top of the
stairs, and the room where they have the tiger skin rug.

--Scarface's Chainsaw Scene Re-enactment
First, go to the Pay N Spray in Ocean Beach. It is a 2-story stucco building
with stairs on 4 sides. Check the rooms on the second floor. You can't see
the room from the street, just check all the doors, and you will see a 2-roomed
apartment. When you enter, it should say Apartment 3C. Go inside and look
in the bathroom for the scene.

--Pool Shaped Like The Rockstar Games Logo
There is a pool shaped like the Rockstar logo. It is an R with a star/* at
the end. It is located in Starfish Island. To best view this, get a helicopter
and just circle Starfish Island and you will eventually see it.

--Australian American War
On the Vrock radio station, you will hear an Ammunation commercial that talks
about the Australian-American War. If you remember correctly from Grand Theft
Auto 3, there was a caller on Chatterbox that talks about fighting in the
Australian-American War.

--Poster Of "The Guy" In GTA3
If you go up to your room in the Ocean Beach hotel, which was your first save
point, there will be a poster of him on the wall. Cool easter egg.

--Bal Harbor Mall
In real life, the Bal Harbor Mall is a mall in Miami, Florida. Wondering why
I mentioned this? Well, the Washington Mall is an exact replica of it. The
Bal Harbor Mall is just like it in real life and it has lots of up scale stores
like Gucci and etc. Thanks to RMRose.

--Submarine
To see the submarine, go get your GTA Vice City map that came with your game.
You need to drive to grid 5A and you should see it. Thanks to ROA and
Killazilla3.

--3 Sunken Ships
Somewhere between grid A5 & A6 near the very top of the map, there is a sunken
ship. It looks like the ship that you blew up in the "Bomb The Base" mission
in GTA3. It says Libertine Lines or something along the lines of that on the
side of it. There is another sunken ship by that bridge by the Vice City News
building. Look under the bridge and there is a brown sunken boat. There is
yet another one on the south side of the map. Just go east from the Boatyard
and it is somewhere between the 2 islands. Thanks to Killazilla3, ROA, and
Skull6987.

--Barrels Of Boom Shine
After finishing all of Phil Cassidy's missions, there will be a barrel of
boom shine in your room at the Ocean View Hotel.

--Miami Vice
If you get 3-stars on your wanted level, undercover cops will chase you in
Cheetah's. One is black and one is white and it looks like the main characters
from Miami Vice.

--Bag Of Money
After finishing "The Job", a duffle bag full of money will be on your bed
at the Ocean View Hotel. If you look at it closely, it will be a lot of American
bills like 20's, 10', 50's, 100's, 1's, and even 2-dollar bills. Thanks to
Killazilla3.

--GTA3 Character Cameos
Donald Love appears in one of the Avery Carrington missions in the limo with
Avery. Sonny Forelli is the guy you are trying to get the money back to in
the story. If you remember correctly in GTA3, he was one of the Forelli
Brothers that Joey Leone wanted dealt with. Lazlow, from Chatterbox in GTA3,
is now the host of Vrock in GTA Vice City. Fernando, who was a panelist on
Chatterbox, is now hosting Emotion 98.3. Phil Cassidy is also in the game
and you get missions from him and you learn how he loses his arm. Toni from
Flashback FM in GTA3 is now hosting Flash in GTA Vice City. Morgan from the
classics station in GTA3 also calls into K-Chat.

--Toys
After doing the "Demolition Man" mission, a box of RC helicopters, planes,
and cars will appear in a box in one of the lower rooms of the Vercetti Estate.

--Brown Thunder
The vigilante mission for the Hunter is called "Brown Thunder". Now for anyone
that was alive in the 80's, I'm sure you remember a show called Blue Thunder.

--Did I Just Turn On My Commodore 64
The first loading screen after the Rockstar logo pops up looks like a starting
screen from an old Commodore 64 game.

--So That's How Lazlow Ended Up On Chatterbox
If you have the Vrock cd that came with the Soundtrack Box Set, listen to
the whole thing and the final track shows how Lazlow got kicked off Vrock.

--Freddy Needs A Nanny
If you remember correctly from GTA3, a man named Freddy was calling looking
for a nanny on Chatterbox. Well in Vice City, he calls Kchat and wants a witch
to spank him with a broom or something. Creepy. Thanks to DarthTodd.

--Wow This Looks Like The Red Light District From GTA3
If you go inside the movie studio, go straight and towards the left and you
will see some structures. Go inside and it is a replica from the Red Light
District in Liberty City.

--Hey, I Remember Those Friendly Faces From GTA3
In Ocean Beach, there is a row of shops and one of them that is named Rockstar
Games has cardboard cutouts of Asuka, 8-Ball, El Burro, Kenji, and more people
from GTA3.

--Constellation Rockstar
At night, there is a constellation of stars that makes up the Rockstar games
symbol. It is the R with the star/* at the end.

--Someone Give Him A Hand
First, go to the butcher shop in Little Havana. If you look in the window,
you can see a severed arm. Ouch.

--Trophies
If you complete any of the races at the Hyman Memorial Stadium, you will get
a trophy according to what race you completed. They appear on top of your
television at the Vercetti Estate. There is also a trophy for doing the
shooting range missions at the Downtown Ammunation.

--Wow, What A Reward
After you complete all of the movie studio missions, a huge poster will appear
at the Vercetti Estate of a nude Candy Suxxx and various pictures of her and
the guy from "Martha's Mug Shot" will appear on your desk.

--Graffiti
After you have the Vercetti Estate, go into your office and look on the walls
outside of the save room. There should be a big picture of Diaz with drawings
all over it and a knife slash through it. Thanks to Jono Wilko.

--I Guess The Mafia Didn't Like Him Too Much
In the opening sequence of the game, there is a cut scene of Sonny Forelli
on a phone. If you look in the background, you can see a guy hanging in a
meat locker.

--That Thing Is Huge
At the hotel across the street from the Malibu, there are some interesting
light formations at night. If you look at them, they form the shape of male
genitals.

--No Those Are Huge
After you do the "G Spotlight" mission, the spotlight of Candy Suxxx will
always appear on the same building at night.

--Now This Is What I Call A Hidden Package
I'm not sure when this appears, but in your Ocean View Hotel, there is a opened
package of what appears to be cocaine by the bar counter and it is spilled
everywhere. Thanks to ScrubKing.

--Candy Suxxx Stuff
After you have completed the "Dildo Dodo" mission for the film studio, there
will now be flyers of her movie on the ground. There will be a big poster
of her on your wall in your office in the Vercetti Estate that picture Candy
Suxxx after you finish all of the film studio missions and there will also
be the pictures from "Martha's Mug Shot" on the table in your office. After
the "G Spotlight" mission, the spotlight will always come on at night and
shows something interesting. Thanks to Jono Wilko.

--Beach Ball Game
If you go to one of the mansions in Starfish Island, one of them will have
a beach ball by it. If you kick it by walking into it, it will go into the
air and you can play a mini-game where you see how many times you can bounce
it on your head without it falling.

--Rockstar Logos
On the beach, you will notice some towels laid on the ground. If you look
closely, there are Rockstar logos on them. There are also Rockstar logos on
the guy's shirts in Ammunations. Thanks to Delta9ine.

--Some Of The Phone Numbers In The Game Work
Please note that I do not know if any of these cost money so call at your
own risk. There are many phone numbers on the radio and some of them work.
The phone numbers that are proven to work are the following.
1-866-9-Save-Me: Pastor Richards
1-866-9-Bury-Me: Funeral Home
1-866-Pillage: Thor
1-866-434-SELF: Not Sure

--Wow, These Guys Are Real Pigs
After you have acquired the Vercetti Mansion, watch the trash by the door.
Over time, it will just keep stacking up with beer bottles and pizza boxes.

--Jimmy Hoffa
For those of you who don't know who Jimmy Hoffa is, here is a little insight.
Hoffa was the powerful and controversial leader of the Teamsters Union from
1957 to 1971. Often alleged to have ties to organized crime, Hoffa was finally
convicted of fraud and jury tampering in 1964 and served four years in prison
before President Nixon commuted his sentence. In 1975, while trying to regain
power in the union, Hoffa disappeared from a restaurant parking lot in
Bloomfield Hills, Michigan. He was widely assumed to have been killed by the
Mafia. His body was never found, and in 1983 he was declared legally dead.
In September of 2001, news reports claimed that DNA tests by the FBI had tied
Hoffa to a car driven by his associate Charles O'Brien the day Hoffa
disappeared suggesting that charges might still be brought in the case. Now,
on to the easter egg. Many believed Hoffa to be thrown in a cement mixer and
mixed in with an architectural structure. Well, to see Jimmy Hoffa mixed
inside a bridge, go get the Sea Skimmer from its fixed location if you have
the film studio missions done otherwise you can't do this. Once you get it,
go north to the bridge. Now, try to fly under it. Since the Sea Skimmer is
too big, you will go through the bridge a bit. Now, there will be a body inside
the bridge. That's a cool easter egg along with the guy in the cement shoes.

--Guy With Cement Shoes In The Middle Of The Ocean
Get a boat and from the Leaf Links Golf Course, head towards the second island.
Now you should see a couple of big rocks under the water. You should see a
guy with cement shoes just in the bottom of the ocean. If you still can't
find him, get a boat and then head to Diaz's mansion. Now facing the mansion
(you should be facing North according to the radar), turn right and keep going
straight and you should see him. Thanks to mgs master for first strategy and
Kintaro Oe age 25 for the second.

--Luigi And Misty From GTA3
To see Luigi and Misty, do the mission for the Malibu Club called "The
Shootist" and they will be on the second part of the shooting range where
you have to shoot the cardboard cutouts. It's pretty cool to get to shoot
Luigi and Misty, although it's just a cardboard cutout.

--The Village People
If you go inside the Malibu Club, look on the stage and you will see the Village
People! I think the only one that is missing is the Indian.

--I Guess These Guys Have A Soft Side To Them
If you look on the grill of a Gang Burrito, sometimes there is a teddy bear.
Thanks to Victor.

--Pool Shaped Like A Woman
In Starfish Island, there is a pool that looks like a woman's body. You can
easily see it if you fly around in the helicopter.

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Things Not To Do
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There are several things in GTA Vice City that you shouldn't do. I shall list
a few.

--Saving At Cherry Popper's Ice Cream Factory
Do not save at Cherry Popper's after you buy it! There have been numerous
reports of game saves lost and things like that. You should always make a
backup save of your game no matter where you save in case one file gets
corrupted, garage eats a car, and more.

--Saving After Using Cheats
Do not save with cheats on. Some cheats you can use like Body Armor, Health,
and Weapons, but you can't use the ones like Spawn So-And-So Car or Change
Costume or anything like that. The things that will happen if you do are things
like not being able to get all 100 hidden packages and not being able to get
100%. Enter cheats at own risk.

--Saving Rare Cars At Hyman Condo
I advise you not to save rare cars there because the Hyman Condo tends to
be the only garage that eats cars. The only garage that seems to do it is
the big 4 car one so the other 2 will be safe to save cars in.

--Working Girls
Do not get a prostitute if you have more than 125 health because your health
will drop back down to 125 when you and the lady are done doing that "thing"
you do. Thanks to Milehighgi.

--Ambulances Don't Always Give You Health
If you enter a Ambulance and have more than 100 Health, your health will reduce
to 100. Thanks to Nash.

--Saving While On Bike
You should never save your game when sitting on a bike because it will lockup
the saves. The only way to fix it is to delete all of your game saves. Thanks
to Seth.

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6.4
HERE IS A GREAT FUN THINGS TO DO GUIDE, WITH FULL CREDIT TO JackassGamer!

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                             |       Fun Stuff FAQ - Vice City       |
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Game:    Grand Theft Auto: Vice City
Console: Playstation 2
User:    JackassGamer
E-mail:  PatrickJackass@aol.com


Please visit my Vice City Pictures page with some glitches and other
stuff on it!! www.picturetrail.com/jackassgamer


Table of Contents
1. Introduction
2. The Fun Things
                 a) Gone in 60 Seconds
                 b) Bridge Biking
                 c) Super Mario Mayhem/Car Surfing
                 d) Helicopter Jump
                 e) Exploding flying Bikes
                 f) Caddie Killing
                 g) Block the Road
                 h) The Easter Egg
                 i) The Chainsaw Massacre
                 j) Operation: Die hard
                 k) Apartment 2C
                 l) Bailing from cars on fire
                 m) Giving a helicopter wheels
                 n) Ninja Sunset
                 o) Packer Attacker
                 p) Cars R' US
                 q) Ped-Bowling
                 r) Big Beams and Bailing
                 s) Hyraulics
                 t) Lighthouse Superjump
                 u) Stylish bikers
3. Challanges
             a) VICE CITY SURVIVOR!!!!
             b) Bike in places
             c) Criminal rating
             d) Biker killer
4. Questions
5. Version History
6. Contact Information
7. Thanks

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1. Introduction

My name is Patrick and this is a "Fun Stuff" FAQ for Grand
Theft Auto: Vice City.  It will show how to do many fun
things in the game, contributed by the users of GameFAQs,
and some (not many) fun things by me.  Check them all out,
they're fun (hense the name "fun things FAQ"!) Look out for
updates to the FAQ including more fun things!
Anyway, here you go!

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2. The fun things
                 a) Gone in 60 Seconds
                 b) Bridge Biking
                 c) Super Mario Mayhem/Car Surfing
                 d) Helicopter Jump
                 e) Exploding flying Bikes
                 f) Caddie Killing
                 g) Block the Road
                 h) The Easter Egg
                 i) The Chainsaw Massacre
                 j) Operation: Die hard
                 k) Apartment 2C
                 l) Bailing from cars on fire
                 m) Giving a helicopter wheels
                 n) Ninja Sunset
                 o) Packer Attacker
                 p) Cars R' US
                 q) Ped-Bowling
                 r) Big Beams and Bailing
                 s) Hydraulics
                 t) Lighthouse Superjump
                 u) Stylish bikers
                 v) Gang Wars!!

a) Gone in 60 Seconds
This is quite a cool little "mini-game" type thing.  It's fun!
OK, give yourself a list of cars, or all the cars if your up for
a challenge, and what you need to get is get these cars from the
North-Point Mall, all the way over to the airport, in a certain
time limit, say, 45 minutes or whatever. And they have to be
unscratched - just like the movie. Try this out, it's good if you're bored
doing the missions or stuff. - contributed by spit it out

b) Bridge Biking
HAHA!  This is funny, you need to get a fast bike, preferably a
PCJ 600 as its the fastest (in my opinion) and you need to go to
a bridge that has a sidewalk on it.  All you need to do is drive
really fast down the sidewalk and run over pedestrians. They either
get squished or they jump off the bridge and kill themselves! -
contributed by sinastyr

c) Super Mario Mayhem/Car Surfing
This sounds cool but I havn't tried it out yet. You need to get
from one safehouse to another on a moving car... easy?  No.  You
will need to jump between the street and on cars ONLY.  If you
touch the ground it's GAME OVER!  It's an arcade GTA:VICE CITY! -
contributed by fightfirewithwater.

Also, a nice little feature that smokeythecat added to this is using
weapons on the cars and shooting at gangs and cops etc... If your
car blows up its GAME OVER!  Thanks smokeythecat!

d) Helicopter Jump
OK, sorry, but I can't remember who posted this, but thanks to
electrovw for notifying me about this.  You first of all need a
helicopter.  You can find one at your mansion or the VCN building.
The sparrow is easiest to control but.  ANYWAY... you need to fly
your helicopter above the beach, and try to jump out and land on
a boat.  It's very hard!  Check it out. I've never done it successfully
though. thansk to electrovw for notification of this.

e) Exploding flying bikes
Right, get a Packer (at the movie studios in Prawn Island)(it's the
portable ramp) and a Walton (usually outside ammunation or the Police
Station in Downtown) and a Bike.  Set the Walton just in front of the
packer so you can park the bike on top of the Walton. Blow up the
Walton with a rocket launcher or Ruger or something that will explode
the Walton.  When you blow it up the bikes should go flying! -
contributed by chrisbmwuk

f) Caddie Killing
This is really funny!  This is one of my own things.  You need a heavy
car, preferably a rumpo or a Boxville, heh, those cars rock. Anyway,
got to Leaf Links (the golf course) at around 15:00 and there should
be golfers and golf carts around the streets.  If not, wait a while
and go back to see if there are golf carts there.  When you see one,
drive straight towards it, full speed, and have a head on collision with
it.  It should fly into the air REALLY high!  It's fun to knock it into
the water and have golf-cart wars or stuff like that. Check it out!

g) Block the Road
I havn't yet tested this, but it does sound funny!  You have to completely
block the road with cars.  Preferably big ones because they take up more room.
The best place to do this is at the parking lot next to the Pay 'n' Spray at
Vice Point - the one near El Swanko, because you can climb up the steps
and walk on to the ledge and observe from a distance.  It's funny watching the
cars trying to get past when you put the "Agressive Drivers" code on -
(R2, O, R1, L2, L, R1, L1, R2, L2) because they try to get past the cars! -
contributed by Barbrady

h) The Easter Egg
Alrite - may people already know about this, but I thought I'd mention
it anyway, just for anyone who doesn't know.  From Prawn Island,
go West, and near the end of the bridge there is a building on your
right, that is the VCN station building.  There is a side
entrance to it.  Go in. you will emerge at the top of the roof.
Go up the slope leading to the helipad (there's usually a helicopter
here as well) and there is a building very close to this one with
lots of office windows (you can not see through them, they are just
yellow windows) but there IS one window that is not solid (shoot
a gun through all of them to find out which one) and if you jump
through it you should appear in a room with an easter egg (literally)
with a message on it!

Thanks to Cky2chris for telling me to put the easter egg in here.  ;)

i) The Chainsaw Massacre
I love wearing the bank job outfit and the hockey mask for
this, its cool. You get the chainsaw from the hardware store
or get 20 hidden packages (I have 99, AGH!) and go get the
Bank Job outfit from the Malibu when you've finished the missions
for it.  Go out to the street and kill anyone you see, including
cops, and see how many people you can kill.  I checked my
stats before I went out on this "rampage" and after I was done
I had killed 392 people!

You can also get the chainsaw in Apartment 3C  -  ** see
section  k)apartment 3C **

j) Operation: Die Hard
Just like in the film you can only use the pistol (in this
case the colt) with only ONE clip of ammo, and ONE sniper
bullet for the normal rifle.  Your mission if you choose too
accept it is to get six stars using only this ammo and survive
... in true bruce willis style.  Once you have all the stars
you must then loose them all! The sniper bullet is for the
helicopter so save it for when times get hard ... Bruce took
out a helicopter with 1 bullet so aim steady and you should get
it. If you wish to make it harder the only vehicle you are
allowed to use is the baggaige carrier in the airport and then
obtain all the stars staying inside the airport or round the
back from it where all the planes are located, once all the
stars are located then get rid of them without dying but staying
either on foot or on the luggage vehicle!  If you opt for an
easier choice stay in your mansion grounds and use any vehicle
you want to remove the cops! - contributed by Nazomi

k) Apartment 3C
Again, most people know this, but I'll throw it in here just in
case.  This is a referance to the movie "Scarface" there is a
room with a joint bathroom and in the bathroom there is a bath with
blood in it and blood all over the walls.  There is also a chainsaw
in here in the middle of the bathroom.  The directions to get to
are as follows;

(1) Go to the Pay 'n' Spray in Vice Point that I mentioned earlier.
Facing the Pay'n'Spray - go south.

(2) Take the next left

(3) On your right is an apartment building with two doors.  Go
up the steps and go to the black one - it's open - go in it.

(4) The bloody bathroom is on your right.

l) Bailing from cars on Fire
Go to an area where there is a gang area that hates you, like
the Haitians, and drive in a fast car so that they shoot you
and your car should then go up in flames. DON'T GET OUT YET!!
Drive up to a pile of pedestrians and just as you think it's
gonna blow up then GET OUT!  Or bail if you are going fast.
The pedestrians should get hit by the explosion and get killed!
It's also fun on a Sanchez or PCJ 600.

It's also cool if you're by a ramp and you are on fire in a bike
and it goes to the unique stunt cutscene  - it looks really cool.

m) Giving a Helicopter Wheels
This doesn't let you DRIVE a helicopter, but it reduces the
shock when you try to land really fast.  Get a helicopter -
any one will do but the Sparrow is definately the easiest -
take your Helicopter to Sunshine Autos (the place with the
Import/Export Garages) and fly it down to the place with the
Pay 'N' Spray (or Pay 'n' Go as it's called there) and land
it, get out. This is hard - you need to push the heli into
the Pay 'n' Go and when it's in (which will take a while)
get into the helicopter, it should re-appear with wheels
on it!

n)  NOTE: I just copied and pasted this next mini-game -
it is SO FUN!

   Ninja Sunset

Needed: Havana Outfit, Katana, MP5, black PCJ 300 in hyman garage.

Allowed: Any weopons, health pick ups, armor pick ups, bribes

Restricted: Any Cheat codes and Pay and sprays

Premise: You are Takimra Solarus, ninja of miami...The
Haitians voodoo queen Auntie Paulette has insulted your
sensai! You have been sent to get revenge! Get your trusty
katana and make them pay. To add to your troubles the
marios of Tommy Vercetti's gang are refusing to give you
the funds of Tommy's businesses! On top of that, a rival
ninja gang has started appearing and they are disrespecting
your clan!! Let's give that blade some exercise!!

Instructions: drive to print shop a little before sunset
with your katana ready (with costume on). once sunset comes
take out your katana and head towards little haiti. Once
there, take out those desrespectful imbeciles with your
katana! You may only use your sword for this portion. Kill
15 haitians and your message will be understood. Once you
have taught them a lesson head towards the main road on that
island and jump on top of a northbound car to do some auto
surfing. Take out whatever weapon you want and take out the
rest of the punk haitians that are on your tail (if you fall
off car you fail mission). Once you are done killing the
haitians remain on the car, by this time there are probably
cops after you...TAKE EVERY COP OUT! Remember you cannot get
off the car...Remain on it until you have reached the hyman
condos. Once at the condos it is time for the second part of
the mission. Get on your pcj and head towards prawn island.
The Ninjas have appeared!!! take out every driver of any pcj
you come across...remember you cannot get off pcj...unless of
course you crash, which is allowed, but get right back on that
bike...if your bike explodes you lose. You must now stop by
every asset killing any ninja you come across and avoiding the
cops. Bribes are allowed but you may not use a pay and spray
(against ninja code to paint ninja bike any color than black
you see.) When you arrive at each asset you must kill every
mario in site with only katana and then take money...must be
in this order, for they will not give you the money unless
they're dead. (not really but these are the rules). Pick up
the asset in vercetti mansion only after picking up all others.
Now you are at Vercetti's house! Time to show him whose boss!
Blow up his infernus using any weopon you want. Now head to the
helipad on top of the mansion. If your ninja force is strong
the chopper will be there. Take the chopper to the ninja dojo
(skumhole shack) and do a little ninja dance! YOU ARE THE TRUE
MASTER OF VICE CITY. If your chopper isn't there, then tommy
got wise to your plot and has escaped!!! Get back on your pcj
(which you should have parked in his garage) and head to the
malibu club, once there kill all the people dancing to show
tommy that he's next. Now head back to your ninja dojo to
complete! YOU ARE THE TRUE MASTER OF VICE CITY WHO NEEDS NO
CHOPPER TO WIN! - contributed by PenguinKnight

o) Packer Attacker
This is absolutely hilarious - It involves a packer and the
FBI.  First of all get a packer (the big portable ramp thing)
and get the FBI on your tail (5 stars) - drive down the street
until they are directly behind you, then suddenly stop.
Go back to the normal camera veiw and watch them Fly over
your head! DON'T do this with six stars or... well.. just guess
- there are tanks there - heheh. - contributed by mr killer

mr killer also said you can stop the packer at a river so
the FBI die in the river!  Good idea!

p) Cars R' US

Equipment needed: Chainsaw

Allowed: Any weapon

Premise: Clyde Farnheart recently bought his car showroom,
and realized he could make a lot more money if he..ahem...
expanded his horizons, so he called a few people and became
aware of a great business oppurtunity.

Directions: Start at the Car Showroom, make a note of the
time, because once you start you have 24 hours to complete
these objectives...sound easy? Obviously you're new to the
car "business". First, you have learned that there is a ship
stocked with a new shipment of cars for your competitors
dealership at Vice port. Make sure those cars never get an
air freshener on their rear view mirrors by getting a Linerunner,
taking it to 8-balls shop, driving it up to the ship, getting
off and blowing it up! Mua ha ha ha! The cars are located on
the ship nearest the entrance to the port, right next to the
boat yard which is an asset. Now that you're here at the port,
might as well sink the other ship which is loaded with
Motercycles for Screaming Pete's Bike Emporium...Ironically
the only road vehicle which can easily access this ship is a
motorbike, so get one, rig it with explosives and take it to
the ship that's a little further into the dock, the one with a
plank leading onto the deck. Get off the ship and press detonate
to ensure everyone will have to pick a car over a bike from now on.
Next, you have gotten word that Customized cars are now the Thang
in vice city, so make sure you get your hands on some of that action!
Steal a Cuban Hermes, a Haitian Voodoo, an Angel, and a Gang Burrito
and get them to your showroom garage. Two more objectives to go!
The Wilsons have ordered a brand new, mint condition green deluxo,
and NEW means NO DENTS! Get the car, paint it green, and get
it to the Wilson Mansion in starfish Island, The mansion is the
one next door to Vercetti estate, with the garage that has a
katana inside. Park the car in this garage and split....uh oh,
the day is almost OVER! Quick! Get to Prawn Island where there
is a run down mansion with a Gang burrito in the driveway. These
punks haven't paid a penny for the car they bought from you! Make
them understand you are serious businessman and total their car
with the chainsaw! Once all the doors are off and it's smoking,
you'll have done enough damage. Congratulations! You are the Auto
King of Vice City! - contributed by PenguinKnight

q) Ped-Bowling
Ped-Bowling is fantastic!  When there is big gangs of Cubans or
Haitians around the place then get a car and drive full-speed
towards them - then bail out of your car and KILL THEM ALL!! HA
HA HAHA!! - contributed by NYR Fan

r) Big Beams and Bailing
I love doing this.  After NYR Fan gave me the idea I havn't
stopped doing it!  Go to the construction site with a PCJ 600.
Climb up to the top level and go onto one of the long red beams
sticking out of the construction site and drive your bike up them -
trying not to fall off the end.  At the end of the beam suddenly
bail and the bike should fly off the beam and you are still
standing on the beam! Once I bailed and got an instant 3 Stars -
I was wondering how that happened - I jumped down and realised
my bike had killed 3 Pedestrians and 2 Cops! - Contributed by NYR Fan

s) Hydraulics
You can get hydraulics to jump your Taxi up into the air just
like the "Better Handling" cheat in GTA3.  To do so do 100
(non-consecutive) taxi fares and the message should appear
saying "Taxis now have a jump boost! Just press the horn button".
These are fun. Although they don't jump as high as in GTA3
they still jump, right?  But anyway it's really cool if
there's a building you want on top of!  You can also use
them on Unique Stunt jumps to get extra height and Distance!
I only got them today but they are very fun!

t) Lighthouse Superjump

Get a PCJ and merge with it at a clothing store north of the
helepad. (I save here, because of it's location near the lighthouse)

Drive to the lighthouse.

Once inside, go backwards up the stairs.

When the back wheel trys to go up the wall, turn the wheel
toward the wall (left) to keep going up the stairs.

You should now see the window that you will jump from.

There is an invisible barrier here for the bike, so the back
wheel will go in the air.

Keep turning toward the wall as you back up.

*key information*
Once the front of the bike begins to go into the wall, hit
the Accelerator.

Keep gunning the gas into the wall.
*gta3 superjump referance*
The bike will stretch out jump like the cheetah did in the
train tracks of the gta3 superjump.
This means your about to jump.

DO NOT CHANGE THE CAMERA OR DO ANYTHING OTHER THAN ACCELERATE
AT THIS POINT.
It would destroy the jump.
Now, pray that you don't get shot into the water.

This is a very tricky superjump, but it gives identical results
as the GTA3 superjump.

*A few bad things that might happen*
Sometimes things just don't go your way.
You may go between the inside and outside wall of the lighthouse.
This make you fall into the water below.
You may simply fall to the bottom of the lighthouse from the rail.
Just keep trying and you'll get it.
- Submitted by gamematrix

u) Stylish bikers
With any manual-aim rifle, stop directly in front of anyone riding
a motorcycle/scooter then get out of your vehicle and shoot out their
rear tire. Switch to your melee weapon (I used the nightstick) and
attack once to knock the rider onto the ground then get back into your
vehicle and move it out of the way. The rider will calmly stand and
return (very slowly) to their motorcycle/scooter, then ironically
speed off in a panic swerving around any vehicles that get in their
path. Follow them, but not too close...

They'll be fine when they're going perfectly straight, but whenever
they turn sharply they'll spin out as if they were intentionally
showing off by burning rubber in a parking lot or something. Once
the amusement of watching them struggle to steer where they want to
go fades, you can try to bump their rear wheel so that when they
compensate by turning the other direction they'll drive directly
into oncoming traffic.

Another option is to simply knock them off their ride (even easier
now), get out of your vehicle and shoot it with your rifle until
it's almost about to explode -- fire the final shot(s) that set it
aflame when the rider returns and right as they're pulling the
motorcycle/scooter up off the ground (easiest with an M60). They'll
drive away, but they won't get very far... (NOTE: If you damage their
rides while they're on them, they'll just get off and run away which
isn't nearly as much fun.)

Also, if you shoot out both tires of a PCJ 600 then knock the rider
off, he/she won't spin out when trying to get away, but will overshoot
the directions they intended to go instead when making left/right turns,
greatly increasing the chance they'll drive into pedestrians, oncoming
traffic, lamp posts, and other obstacles. - submitted my JustANewbie

v) Gang Wars!!
Gang wars rock! My friend at school told me this one day. Go to the
Print Works (it's easier if you buy it) and wait until a load of
the Vercetti gang appear. Then go looking for Haitians or Columbians
and get them to follow you back to the Print works. Make sure you get
LOADS! Then get ready for a WAR! There wil be bullets everywhere and
loads of people dying, it is so cool! It is REALLY fun! - submitted
by Chris Huston - a friend at school... THANKS CHRIS!

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3. Challanges
             a) VICE CITY SURVIVOR!!!!
             b) Bike in places
             c) Criminal rating
             d) Biker Killer

These challanges are fun, and sometimes tough! If you beat MY
record... Tell me!

a) VICE CITY SURVIVOR!!!!
Yep.... anyone who played GTAIII should know what I'm talking about. The
original.... Vice city Survivor! I played it in GTAIII non-stop, it's fun!
It requires to use cheats. You need the following cheats in:

** DO NOT SAVE **

All pedestrians have weapons
All pedestrains hate you
Pedestrian riot
Aggressive Drivers

** DO NOT SAVE **

Rules: NO CHEATS
       NO WEAPONS
       NO HEALTH PICKUPS
       NO BUYING

You need to go to the airport / golf course and drop all your weapons.
Then go to the street and enter those cheats in. Remember to start
with full armour and Health! You can only pick up weapons from
the dead pedestrians that got killed.  See how last you can last:

1 minute or less: YOU SUCK
3 mins+ : Getting better
5 mins+ : Doing good.
10 mins+: WOW!
15+: Unbelievable
20+: Excellent!

** MY RECORD: 10 mins+: WOW! **

b) Bike in places
Trying to get your bike into small gaps and certain areas is a nice
challange to try.  The best place I got mine was in the easter egg room.
It took a hell of a long time. You have to drive up to the window, and
then try to Bunnyhop your bike! Try it! Also - bringing your bike into
apartment 3C takes you to an inside-out world!

** MY RECORD: The easter egg room / 7 tries. **

c) Criminal Rating
In this game you have a criminal rating. It rises as you progress
through the game. It matters how many people you kill and how many
cars you destroy. It says it at the top of the "STATS" screen. I think
it can go to Godfather(500,000). To rise it quickly, get a tank, and
A LOT of minigun bullets, it can be found at the blown up drug factory in
Little Haiti or Phil's Place for $10,000! Take the minigun and go to the
tank, aim at it and fire, repeatedly. Every 500 bullets it rises by
two. Also, put 3 cars in your Hyman Condo 4 car garage (BIG ONES) and
get the tank and destroy the 3 cars. reverse, they should be fixed when
it shuts and opens. Repeat. It rises by 1,000 each 2 minutes!

** MY RECORD: So far, it's Butcher(10,987) **

d) Biker killer
This is fun. Get a real fast car - like a Cheetah or an Infernus - and
go to Downtown or Washington Beach because there is loads of bikes
around there.  You can also get a taxi (if you have 100 taxi fares.)
Set yourself a time limit.  While in your fast car - find a biker and
smash really hard into them - if they come down and die - you get 3
points. If there are 2 people on the bikes and ONE of them dies, you get
2 points. And if no-one dies, one point. Check it out! Also - I was talking
about the taxi because you can jump up in the air and crush them after 100
fares! I have yet to get myself a record for this.
** FOR MORE INFO SEE SECTION S)HYDRAULICS IN THE FUN STUFF SECTION **

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4. Questions

- How can I contact you?
See the section "Contact Information"

- When will there be an update?
There will be an update as soon as possible - I will try and
find some more Easter Eggs as well. look out for Updates!

- I don't understand what you are talking about.
Well then e-mail me and tell me what you don't understand.
I'll try and explain it easier.

- I want to contribute something to your FAQ!
E-mail me and TELL ME!

- I beat your record! (Challanges only)
Tell me! I will add your record to the FAQ! Don't tell me any
criminal ratings, though!

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5. Version History

Version 1.0:
This is just the rough copy of what is going to appear on
GameFAQs. I put 20 Fun things into the Fun Things section.
Expect an update with over 30 Fun things in it soon! I added
the Questions section very quickly, so it's not very well set out.
Expect an update soon!

Version 1.1:
I added a few more fun things. The guide is now up on Psycopsy's
site and Super Gamer's. I just decided to add a "Challenges" section.
Take a look at it - I made some challanges - and they're pretty
tough! Fixed apartment 2C to 3C.

Version 1.2:
Hmmmm... Nothing much done - just added the "Gang Wars!!"
thing. Changed the "Contact Information" bit a little. Forgot
to credit someone so I did that. Added more to the credits
list and... That's about it!

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6. Contact Information

If you want to ask me a question, contribute something to the
FAQ or want to correct my spelling/grammar mistakes then e-mail
me at  PatrickJackass@aol.com.  If you can think of any fun things
then please e-mail me.  If it is good it will go on my FAQ.
Please note that I do not check this account often so be patient
and I will e-mail you back if I'm not too busy.  If there
is a mini-game you wish to contribute set it out like this:

Name of Game: ___________
Difficulty: _____ out of 10
Needed: **List of things you need**
The Game: **What you do to play the game**

And if it's a challange:
Difficulty: ___ out of 10
What you do:
Any cheats needed:
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7. Thanks

In this section I will thank all those who contributed and helped
me out with this FAQ - they helped me ALOT!

- screwy1 for telling me to use picturetrail for my site
- screwy1 for his COOL pictures
- spit it out for the Gone in 60 Seconds Game
- sinastyr for the Bridge Biking idea
- fightfirewithwater for the Super Mario Mayhem
- smokeythecat for the gun addition to Super Mario Mayhem
- electrovw for the notification of the Helicopter Jump
- chrisbmwuk for the Exploding Flying Bikes thing
- Barbrady for Block The Road
- Cky2chris for telling me to put the Easter Egg in the FAQ
- Nazomi for Operation: Die Hard
- PenguinKnight for Ninja Sunset and Cars R' US
- mr killer for Packer Attacker (there ya go, mr killer!)
- NYR Fan for Big Beams and Bailing and the idea for Ped-Bowling
- Gamematrix for the Lighthouse Superjump
- BradyGames for their really helpful guide
- Rockstar games for making Vice City
- Chris Huston - Thanks for the Gang Wars! :D
- JustANewbie for the Stylish Bikers thing!

and of course...

- GameFAQs for making such a great site!

"If I weren't a rocker, could I do this?"
**GLASS SMASHES**
"Yeah, I've trashed hotel rooms!"
Lazlow, V-ROCK CD, Vice City Box Set.

                                      Copyright 2003
                                   Patrick "JackassGamer"

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6.5
Here is a cool tip for all of you GTA gamers that can help you get to 33%
including having done all other stuff before you even accept a mission!

Thanx to cerebus.

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there is a way to get all packages and rampages, rob all the stores, do all the
unique jumps and complete all of the rc and vehicle missions without even going
to your hotel room in the beggining of the game. i have successfully done that.
there was no cheating involved at all. 1st step is to complete the taxi
mission. then your cab can jump. i recommend completing the ambulance, fire
turck and police right after doing the taxi. once completing those you should
find the secret vehicle missions and complete those. all of this is done on the
first half of the island. when you are done go to the bridge to starfish
island. it's blocked off but you can jump on to diaz's yard by using a cab and
jump off the left side of the bridge onto diaz's land. once on diaz land
collect the packages on the island. complete the one  rampage and for the jump
if you're lucky someone will drive pass with a bike. it will take a while. try
the jumping cab to get to the other side of the bridge to go to little havana.
once on that side collect all of the packages and the rampages and jumps. there
should be a helicopter somtimes on the vcpr building so you can get the packs
that need a helicopetr but if you collected the ones that didnt need a
helicopter you can jump a cab back to starfish and the seasparrow will be in
the back of diaz's house. i have completed 33% of the game without even
comleting the very first mission. if you do all the jumps and the rampages plus
complete the vigilante, fire, and paramedic you should be able to buy a place
on the second island to save. i reccommend "hyman" because then you can have a
hellicopter at your disposal.


the second and simple way is to complete the cab mission and use the jump at
the location where cortez's boat is to get a boat. once you get the boat start
collecting what you want.

it will take while to do this and you will have to leave your playstation on
untill you get enough money to buy a save spot.

cerebrus


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6.6
Heres a few cool tips by me, which I found out myself.

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1. Not getting Busted:
To stop yourself from getting busted, as long as you have an Uzi type weapon,
and you are in a vehicle, hold R2 *OR* L2 and the police wont be able to arrest
you. This is cool because they cant take you off a bike either.

2. Bailing from a bike, but not losing health:
To stop yourself from losing health when you crash a bike, just as you are
about to hit the car, wall or whatever, let go of everything and hold triangle.
You will hit the object, but then bail soon after, your bike will go flying and
you will land on the ground, un harmed!

3. Look through walls:
To look through walls make sure you have a rocket launcher. Next walk up to a
wall, so that you are touching it. tap down so that you turn around, but dont
walk away, then go in first person view (FPV) and turn around 180º then you
will be able to see through the wall.

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++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
7.
 __  |__   ___   __  _|_    __
(___ |  ) (__/_ (__(  |_, __)
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

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7.1

Firstly let me state that codes are bad..... ok, so they’re not, but
I suggest NOT using them in game to beat the game. I’m sure I heard
that if you use an in game code, you get a message when you try to
save the game. Rockstar have a mean, but clever way of tricking you
into using codes which can affect getting 100%. all I'm saying is BE
CAREFUL of which ones you use, and you can decide whether to save
with them on. MAKE A BACK-UP SAVE, as I know lots of people who have
lost their save, possibly due to Crashing, but mainly because of the
use of codes.

HUGE CREDIT TO THEGFCC FOR FINDING ALL THESE CODES!

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U = Up
D = Down
L = Left
R = Right
T = Triangle
S = Square
X = X
O = Circle
L1 = L1
L2 = L2
R1 = R1
R2 = R2

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Player Cheats
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All Weapons #1
R1, R2, L1, R2, L, D, R, U, L, D, R, U

All Weapons #2
R1, R2, L1, R2, L, D, R, U, L, D, D, L

All Weapons #3
R1, R2, L1, R2, L, D, R, U, L, D, D, D

Full Armor
R1, R2, L1, X, L, D, R, U, L, D, R, U

Full Health
R1, R2, L1, O, L, D, R, U, L, D, R, U

Commit Suicide
R, L2, D, R1, L, L, R1, L1, L2, L1

Raise Wanted Level
R1, R1, O, R2, L, R, L, R, L, R

Lower Wanted Level
R1, R1, O, R2, U, D, U, D, U, D

Ladies Man (certain women follow you)
O, X, L1, L1, R2, X, X, O, T

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Character Skin Cheats
====================================================================

Change Clothes
R, R, L, U, L1, L2, L, U, D, R

Play As Ricardo Diaz
L1, L2, R1, R2, D, L1, R2, L2

Play As Lance Vance
O, L2, L, X, R1, L1, X, L1

Play As Candy Suxxx
O, R2, D, R1, L, R, R1, L1, X, L2

Play As Ken Rosenberg
R, L1, U, L2, L1, R, R1, L1, X, R1

Play As Hilary King
R1, O, R2, L1, R, R1, L1, X, R2

Play As Love Fist Guy #1
D, L1, D, L2, L, X, R1, L1, X, X

Play As Love Fist Guy #2
R1, L2, R2, L1, R, R2, L, X, S, L1

Play As Phil Cassady
R, R1, U, R2, L1, R, R1, L1 ,R, O

Play As Sonny Forelli
O, L1, O, L2, L, X, R1, L1, X, X

Play As Mercedes
R2, L1, U, L1, R, R1, R, U, O, T


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Vehicle Spawning Cheats
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Spawn A Rhino
O, O, L1, O, O, O, L1, L2, R1, T, O, T

Spawn A Bloodring Banger #1 (thanks Hellix)
D, R1, O, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, L, L

Spawn A Bloodring Banger #2 (thanks Hellix)
U, R, R, L1, R, U, S, L2

Spawn A Hotring Racer #1
R1, O, R2, R, L1, L2, X, X, S, R1

Spawn A Hotring Racer #2
R2, L1, O, R, L1, R1, R, U, O, R2

Spawn A Romero's Hearse
D, R2, D, R1, L2, L, R1, L1, L, R

Spawn A Love Fist
R2, U, L2, L, L, R1, L1, O, R

Spawn A Trashmaster
O, R1, O, R1, L, L, R1, L1, O, R

Spawn A Sabre Turbo
R, L2, D, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, O, L

Spawn A Caddy
O, L1, U, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, O, X


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Other Vehicle Cheats
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Blow Up Cars
R2, L2, R1, L1, L2, R2, S, T, O, T, L2, L1

Aggressive Drivers
R2, O, R1, L2, L, R1, L1, R2, L2

Pink Cars
O, L1, D, L2, L, X, R1, L1, R, O

Black Cars
O, L2, U, R1, L, X, R1, L1, L, O

Dodo Physics (Cars)
R, R2, O, R1, L2, D, L1, R1

Dodo Physics (Boats)
R2, O, U, L1, R, R1, R, U, S, T (thanks Hellix)

Better Handling
T, R1, R1, L, R1, L1, R2, L1

Cars Hover On Water
Right, R2, Circle, R1, L2, Square, R1, R2 (thx to cybermike)

Change Wheel Size (Not On All Cars) (thanks Hellix)
R1, X, Triangle, Right, R2, Square, Up, Down, Square (thx to ZurickSavior)

Increase Car Top Speed
R, R1, U, L2, L2, L, R1, L1, R1, R1


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Weather Cheats
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Sunny Weather
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, D

Normal Weather (thanks Hellix)
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, T

Cloudy Weather (thanks Hellix)
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, S

Stormy Weather
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, O

Foggy Weather
R2, X, L1, L1, L2, L2, L2, X


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Miscellaneous Cheats
====================================================================

Media Level Meter (thanks Hellix)
O, L1, D, L2, L, X, R1, L1, R, X

Speed Up Timer
O, O, L1, S, L1, S, S, S, L1, T, O, T

Slow Down Gameplay
T, U, R, D, S, R2, R1

Faster Gameplay
T, U, R, D, L2, L1, S

Peds Riot*
D, L, U, L, X, R2, R1, L2, L1
* Most likely, you won't be able to turn this off once it's on.

Peds Hate You*
D, U, U, U, X, R2, R1, L2, L2
* Most likely, you won't be able to turn this off once it's on.

Peds have weapons
R2, R1, X, T, X, T, U, D (thx to subzero996)

Gals Drop Weapons
R, L1, O, L2, L, X, R1, L1, L1, X (thx to subzero996)

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7.2
GAMESHARK (NTSC Codes)

===================================================================

Huge thanx to The GFCC + Gameshark.com + all of the hackers (me included) for
finding all of these codes.

The Enable Code (MUST Be On!)
0E3C7DF2 1853E59E
EE8CDC8A BCBBBD9A

Cars Never Blow Up
DE892BDE BF899B8B
DE892BDA BCA99B83

Disable HUD
DE91EAEE BF899B8B
DE91EAEA BCA99B83

No Visual Car Damage
DE87329E BF899B8B
DE87329A BCA99B83

Tires Never Pop
DE873036 BCA99B83

All Cars Have Hydros
DE887322 CCA99BCC
DE8872C6 CCA99B85
DE8872CA D0A99B88

All Cars Have Firetruck Properties
DE887312 D0A99B88
All Cars Have Tank Properties
DE887322 CCA99B85
DE88732A D0A99BC9

Disable Water for Cars and Peds
DE88262E BF899B8B
DE88262A BCA99B83
DE8304CE BF899B8B
DE8304CA BCA99B83

Cars and Helis Never Blow Up
DE892BDE BF899B8B
DE892BDA BCA99B83

Boats and Planes Never Blow Up
DE87B7BE BF899B8B
DE87B7BA BCA99B83

Bikes Never Blow Up
DEA641AE BF899B8B
DEA641AA BCA99B83

9999 Health
DE2A0896 02C5D783

9999 Armor
DE2A0892 02C5D783

Space Shuttle Mode
DE8B144A BCA99B83

All Choppers Have Hunter Properties
DE883FBA BCA99B83

Wheels Always Sideways(Hover Car)
FEB3FCCE BCA99B84
DE88D432 BCA99B83
DE88D4C2 BCA99B83
DE88CEB2 BCA99B83
DE88CE42 BCA99B83
DE88BE2E BCA99B83
DE88BE3E BCA99B83
DE88B042 BCA99B83
DE88B052 BCA99B83

Optional
No Water From Wheels
DE88D4EE BCA99B83
DE88CE6E BCA99B83
DE88BEDA BCA99B83
DE88B072 BCA99B83

Optional
5th and 6th Wheels Sideways
(Semi, Trashmaster, etc)
DE88C16A BCA99B83
DE88C17A BCA99B83
DE88C6AE BCA99B83
DE88C6BE BCA99B83

All Vehicles Can Do Vigilante Missions
(Besides vehicles with other R3 missions)
DE86AB56 CCA99B96

Tires Always Generate Sparks
DE89177E D0A99B3F

All Vehicles Have Wacky Sirens
DE86A126 CCA99B9E

Auto-Pilot UFO Cars
BEB19436 BC139BBA
3186FEFE BCA99B83

Incredible Hulk
FE2A0DFE BCA99B84
FE2A0D87 BCA99B84

Super Nitro Boost (Always On)
(conversion of DA's Super Nitro Boost for GTA3)
DE886562 BCA99B83
DE871526 BCA99B83
DE87161A BCA99B83

Jokered Super Nitro Boost (X+O: On, X+[]: Off)
(conversion of DA's Super Nitro Boost for GTA3)
0E42FCF8 BCA93A82
DE886562 BCA99B83
0E42FCF8 BCA93A82
DE871526 BCA99B83
0E42FCF8 BCA93A82
DE87161A BCA99B83
0E42FCF8 BCA9DA82
DE886562 02ABBB9B
0E42FCF8 BCA9DA82
DE871526 C8AD1A25
0E42FCF8 BCA9DA82
DE87161A BCE9BBB0

Sniper Rockets
DE9970D2 C8B2DDC7

L1+X To Skydive
0E42FCF8 BCA95682
DE2A14E6 00239B83

Flashback Warp System
L3+R3 to Set
L3+L1 to Warp
0E42FCF8 BCA99A7C
8E2A14DE BCA99B8F
FE53B562 BCA99B83
0E42FCF8 BCA99680
8E53B562 BCA99B8F
FE2A14DE BCA99B83

CAR SPAWNING!

First, choose the Spawning Cheat that you want to overwrite.
Then, replace ?? with one of the values below to spawn the desired vehicle.
Then, when in-game, press the button sequence associated with the Spawning
Cheat you chose and your vehicle will be spawned!

Note: If you use cheats from this page, DO NOT use cheats from the Boat and
Plane or Bike Spawning pages!! It will most likely cause a lock-up.

Choose your Spawning Cheat

Rhino
O, O, L1, O, O, O, L1, L2, R1, T, O, T
DE977B22 E0AD9B??

Bloodring Racer
D, R1, O, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, L, L
DE9772A6 E0AD9B??

Bloodring Banger
U, R, R, L1, R, U, S, L2
DE97761E E0AD9B??

Hotring Racer #1
R1, O, R2, R, L1, L2, X, X, S, R1
DE9776C2 E0AD9B??

Hotring Racer #2
R2, L1, O, R, L1, R1, R, U, O, R2
DE9776F6 E0AD9B??

Romero's Hearse
D, R2, D, R1, L2, L, R1, L1, L, R
DE97724A E0AD9B??

Love Fist Limo
R2, U, L2, L, L, R1, L1, O, R
DE97727E E0AD9B??

Trashmaster
O, R1, O, R1, L, L, R1, L1, O, R
DE977222 E0AD9B??

Sabre Turbo
R, L2, D, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, O, L
DE9772D6 E0AD9B??

Caddy
O, L1, U, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, O, X
DE9771FA E0AD9B??

Values for ??

Landstalker 05
Idaho 06
Stinger 07
Linerunner 08
Perennial 09
Sentinel 0A
Firetruck 0C
Trashmaster 0D
Stretch 0E
Manana 0F
Infernus 10
Voodoo 11
Pony 12
Mule 13
Cheetah 14
Ambulance 15
FBI Washington 16
Moonbeam 17
Esperanto 18
Taxi 19
Washington 1A
Bobcat 1B
Mr. Whoopee 1C
BF Injection 1D
Hunter 1E
Police 1F
Enforcer 20
Securicar 21
Banshee 22
Bus 24
Rhino 25
Barracks OL 26
Cuban Hermes 27
Coach 2A
Cabbie 2B
Stallion 2C
Rumpo 2D
RC Bandit 2E
Romero's Hearse 2F
Packer 30
Sentinel XS 31
Admiral 32
Sea Sparrow 34
Gang Burrito 36
Flatbed 3C
Yankee 3D
Caddy 3E
Zebra Cab 3F
Top Fun 40
RC Baron 45
RC Raider 46
Glendale 47
Oceanic 48
Sparrow 4A
Patriot 4B
Love Fist 4C
Hermes 4F
Sabre 50
Sabre Turbo 51
Phoenix 52
Walton 53
Regina 54
Comet 55
Deluxo 56
Burrito 57
Spand Express 58
Baggage Handler 5A
Kaufman Cab 5B
Maverick 5C
VCN Maverick 5D
Rancher 5E
FBI Rancher 5F
Virgo 60
Greenwood 61
Hotring Racer 63
Sandking 64
Blista Compact 65
Police Maverick 66
Boxville 67
Benson 68
Mesa Grande 69
RC Goblin 6A
Hotring Racer (A) 6B
Hotring Racer (B) 6C
Bloodring Racer 6D
Bloodring Banger 6E
VCPD Cheetah 6F

BIKE SPAWNING!!!!!

Rhino
O, O, L1, O, O, O, L1, L2, R1, T, O, T
DE97612E C8B7F7F7
DE977B22 E0AD9B??

Bloodring Racer
D, R1, O, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, L, L
DE97612E C8B7F7F7
DE9772A6 E0AD9B??

Bloodring Banger
U, R, R, L1, R, U, S, L2
DE97612E C8B7F7F7
DE97761E E0AD9B??

Hotring Racer #1
R1, O, R2, R, L1, L2, X, X, S, R1
DE97612E C8B7F7F7
DE9776C2 E0AD9B??

Hotring Racer #2
R2, L1, O, R, L1, R1, R, U, O, R2
DE97612E C8B7F7F7
DE9776F6 E0AD9B??

Romero's Hearse
D, R2, D, R1, L2, L, R1, L1, L, R
DE97612E C8B7F7F7
DE97724A E0AD9B??

Love Fist Limo
R2, U, L2, L, L, R1, L1, O, R
DE97612E C8B7F7F7
DE97727E E0AD9B??

Trashmaster
O, R1, O, R1, L, L, R1, L1, O, R
DE97612E C8B7F7F7
DE977222 E0AD9B??

Sabre Turbo
R, L2, D, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, O, L
DE97612E C8B7F7F7
DE9772D6 E0AD9B??

Caddy
O, L1, U, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, O, X
DE97612E C8B7F7F7
DE9771FA E0AD9B??

Values for ??

29 Angel
35 Pizza Boy
42 PCJ-600
43 Faggio
44 Freeway
49 Sanchez

BOATS AND PLANES SPAWNING!!!

Rhino
O, O, L1, O, O, O, L1, L2, R1, T, O, T
DE97612E C8AE8A63
DE977B22 E0AD9B??

Bloodring Racer
D, R1, O, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, L, L
DE97612E C8AE8A63
DE9772A6 E0AD9B??

Bloodring Banger
U, R, R, L1, R, U, S, L2
DE97612E C8AE8A63
DE97761E E0AD9B??

Hotring Racer #1
R1, O, R2, R, L1, L2, X, X, S, R1
DE97612E C8AE8A63
DE9776C2 E0AD9B??

Hotring Racer #2
R2, L1, O, R, L1, R1, R, U, O, R2
DE97612E C8AE8A63
DE9776F6 E0AD9B??

Romero's Hearse
D, R2, D, R1, L2, L, R1, L1, L, R
DE97612E C8AE8A63
DE97724A E0AD9B??

Love Fist Limo
R2, U, L2, L, L, R1, L1, O, R
DE97612E C8AE8A63
DE97727E E0AD9B??

Trashmaster
O, R1, O, R1, L, L, R1, L1, O, R
DE97612E C8AE8A63
DE977222 E0AD9B??

Sabre Turbo
R, L2, D, L2, L2, X, R1, L1, O, L
DE97612E C8AE8A63
DE9772D6 E0AD9B??

Caddy
O, L1, U, R1, L2, X, R1, L1, O, X
DE97612E C8AE8A63
DE9771FA E0AD9B??

Values for ??

0B Rio
23 Predator
33 Squallo
39 Speeder
3A Reefer
3B Tropic
41 Skimmer
4E Dinghy
59 Marquis
62 Jetmax

GARAGE SPAWNING!!!!!

Note: For the paint code,
## is the Base Paint Color
$$ is the Stripe Paint Color

These codes can be jokered (each line must have a corresponding joker).

El Swanko Garage
Car #1
Model: FE53B6EE BCA99B??
Paint: CE53B58E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53B582 BCA99B??

Hyman Condo Garage (left)
Car #1
Model: FE53B50E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53B52E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53B522 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53B536 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53B5D6 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53B5CA BCA99B??

Hyman Condo Garage (middle)
Car #1
Model: FE53B4AE BCA99B??
Paint: CE53B44E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53B442 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53B456 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53B476 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53B46A BCA99B??

Hyman Condo Garage (right)
Car #1
Model: FE53B4CE BCA99B??
Paint: CE53B4EE BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53B4E2 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53B4F6 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53AB96 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53AB8A BCA99B??

Ocean Heights Apartment Garage
Car #1
Model: FE53AB6E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53AB0E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53AB02 BCA99B??

Links View Apartment Garage
Car #1
Model: FE53AA8E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53AAAE BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53AAA2 BCA99B??

Sunshine Autos Garage (right)
Car #1
Model: FE53AA2E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53AACE BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53AAC2 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53AAD6 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53AAF6 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53AAEA BCA99B??

Sunshine Autos Garage (middle right)
Car #1
Model: FE53A94E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A96E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A962 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53A976 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A916 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A90A BCA99B??

Sunshine Autos Garage (middle left)
Car #1
Model: FE53A9EE BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A88E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A882 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53A896 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A8B6 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A8AA BCA99B??

Sunshine Autos Garage (left)
Car #1
Model: FE53A80E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A82E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A822 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53A836 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A8D6 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A8CA BCA99B??

Vercetti Mansion Garage
Car #1
Model: FE53AFAE BCA99B??
Paint: CE53AF4E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53AF42 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53AF56 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53AF76 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53AF6A BCA99B??

Vehicle Model List

Landstalker 05
Idaho 06
Stinger 07
Linerunner 08
Perennial 09
Sentinel 0A
Rio 0B
Firetruck 0C
Trashmaster 0D
Stretch 0E
Manana 0F
Infernus 10
Voodoo 11
Pony 12
Mule 13
Cheetah 14
Ambulance 15
FBI Washington 16
Moonbeam 17
Esperanto 18
Taxi 19
Washington 1A
Bobcat 1B
Mr. Whoopee 1C
BF Injection 1D
Hunter 1E
Police 1F
Enforcer 20
Securicar 21
Banshee 22
Predator 23
Bus 24
Rhino 25
Barracks OL 26
Cuban Hermes 27
Chopper (Heli, may not work) 28
Angel 29
Coach 2A
Cabbie 2B
Stallion 2C
Rumpo 2D
RC Bandit 2E
Romero's Hearse 2F
Packer 30
Sentinel XS 31
Admiral 32
Squalo 33
Sea Sparrow 34
Pizza Boy 35
Gang Burrito 36
Air Train (plane, may not work) 37
Dead Dodo (plane, may not work) 38
Speeder 39
Reefer 3A
Tropic 3B
Flatbed 3C
Yankee 3D
Caddy 3E
Zebra Cab 3F
Top Fun 40
Skimmer 41
PCJ-600 42
Faggio 43
Freeway 44
RC Baron 45
RC Raider 46
Glendale 47
Oceanic 48
Sanchez 49
Sparrow 4A
Patriot 4B
Love Fist 4C
Coast Guard 4D
Dinghy 4E
Hermes 4F
Sabre 50
Sabre Turbo 51
Phoenix 52
Walton 53
Regina 54
Comet 55
Deluxo 56
Burrito 57
Spand Express 58
Marquis 59
Baggage Handler 5A
Kaufman Cab 5B
Maverick 5C
VCN Maverick 5D
Rancher 5E
FBI Rancher 5F
Virgo 60
Greenwood 61
Cuban Jetmax 62
Hotring Racer 63
Sandking 64
Blista Compact 65
Police Maverick 66
Boxville 67
Benson 68
Mesa Grande 69
RC Goblin 6A
Hotring Racer (A) 6B
Hotring Racer (B) 6C
Bloodring Racer 6D
Bloodring Banger 6E
VCPD Cheetah 6F


Paint Color Values

First 2 Digit Number : Base Colour
Second 2 Digit Number : Stripe Value

Black 83 9B
White 84 9C
Police Car Blue 85 9D
Cherry Red 86 9E
Midnight Blue 87 9F
Temple Curtain Purple 88 A0
Taxi Yellow 89 A1
Striking Blue 8A A2
Light Blue Grey 8B A3
Hoods 8C A4
Red1 8D A5
Red2 8E A6
Red3 8F A7
Red4 90 A8
Red5 91 A9
Red6 92 AA
Red7 93 AB
Red8 94 AC
Red9 95 AD
Red10 96 AE
Orange1 97 AF
Orange2 98 B0
Orange3 99 B1
Orange4 9A B2
Orange5 9B B3
Orange6 9C B4
Orange7 9D B5
Orange8 9E B6
Orange9 9F B7
Orange10 A0 B8
Yellow1 A1 B9
Yellow2 A2 BA
Yellow3 A3 BB
Yellow4 A4 BC
Yellow5 A5 BD
Yellow6 A6 BE
Yellow7 A7 BF
Yellow8 A8 C0
Yellow9 A9 C1
Yellow10 AA C2
Green1 AB C3
Green2 AC C4
Green3 AD C5
Green4 AE C6
Green5 AF C7
Green6 B0 C8
Green7 B1 C9
Green8 B2 CA
Green9 B3 CB
Green10 B4 CC
Blue1 B5 CD
Blue2 B6 CE
Blue3 B7 CF
Blue4 B8 D0
Blue5 B9 D1
Blue6 BA D2
Blue7 BB D3
Blue8 BC D4
Blue9 BD D5
Blue10 BE D6
Purple1 BF D7
Purple2/Blue C0 D8
Purple3 C1 D9
Purple4 C2 DA
Purple5 C3 DB
Purple6 C4 DC
Purple7/Grey C5 DD
Purple8 C6 DE
Purple9 C7 DF
Purple10 C8 E0
Grey1 C9 E1
Grey2 CA E2
Grey3 CB E3
Grey4 CC E4
Grey5 CD E5
Grey6 CE E6
Grey7 CF E7
Grey8 D0 E8
Grey9 D1 E9
Grey10 D2 EA
Light1 D3 EB
Light2 D4 EC
Light3 D5 ED
Light4 D6 EE
Light5 D7 EF
Light6 D8 F0
Light7 D9 F1
Light8 DA F2
Light9 DB F3
Light10 DC F4
Dark1 DD F5
Dark2 DE F6
Dark3 DF F7
Dark4 E0 F8
Dark5 E1 F9

Proofing Values
83 No protection
84 Bulletproof only
85 Fireproof only
86 Bullet and Fireproof
87 Explosionproof only
88 Bullet and Explosionproof
89 Explosion and Fireproof
8A Bullet, Explosion, and Fireproof
8B Collisionproof only
8C Collision and Bulletproof
8D Collision and Fireproof
8E Collision, Bullet, and Fireproof
8F Collision and Explosionproof
90 Collision, Bullet, and Explosionproof
91 Collision, Fire, and Explosionproof
92 Collision, Bullet, Fire, and Explosionproof

CHARACTER CHANGE MOD!!!!!

Character Change Mod
DE97632E E0BB9B??

Press R, R, L, U, L1, L2, L, U, D, R to change into your selected ped model.

Values for ??

83 Tommy Vercetti
84 Cop
85 SWAT
86 FBI
87 Army
88 Medic
89 Fireman
8A Male Ped w/short brown hair bluish/greyjeans and white T
8B FREEZES
8C Female Ped short brown hair jeans + thong white T with light blue 88 on
   chest and green vest
8D Female Ped short brown hair jeans green t with holes and chubby
8E Male Ped Red T with leather Jacket jeans and black hair
8F Male Ped (older) Grey Hair and Greenish Suit
90 Woman light blue skirt, top, and shoes with black hair
91 Woman white skirt, top, and shoes with dark brown hair
92 Guy With Sunglasses and Tan Shirt, with Blue Jeans
93 Guy with Grey brownish hair with Beard and suit on
94 Brown Hair Girl with Thong Bikini
95 Fat Old Lady In Bikini
96 Guy In Speedo, with sunglass
97 Man balding, overwheight wearing plaid swim shorts and sunglasses
98 Woman dark brown skirt, top, and shoes with tied back black hair wearing
   glasses
99 Girl with short hair, short skirt and pantyhose
9A Vendor girl Black vest with white shirt underneath blue headband blue jeans
9B Hooker panty hose, Black mini skirt,red tube top
9C Bum Girl Green shirt blue jeans that have holes on them
9D Bum guy barefoot has a beard and a holed shirt and pants
9E Brown jumpsuit gray hat (usually spotted near the roads at the airport)
9F Taxi guy red shirt and beige pants and hat
A0 black guy in blue jumpsuit with hair net
A1 black guy with leather jacket, white shirt, blue pants
A2 girl in pink shirt, denim vest, jeans, pink hairband
A3 old black woman in grey with yellow hairband
A4 black guy with blue vest, white shirt, blue pants
A5 black guy in black suit, with black derby and sunglasses
A6 tan girl in zebra dress
A7 black lady in red dress with big black hat on
A8 black guy in pink leisure suit, blue shirt underneath
A9 tan girl in pink thong bikini
AA guy in tiedye swim suit
AB fat chick in yellow & white bikini
AC short fat black guy in wife beater & swim suit
AD old white guy in suit, grey hair, glasses
AE tan girl in black skirt & pink top
AF girl with orange shirt, white pants, short brown hair
B0 black homeless guy, ripped clothes, nice beard
B1 black guy in red outfit with red hat and sunglasses
B2 breakdancer with red shirt and white hat
B3 white guy with brown leather jacket, black shirt and blue pants
B4 girl with brown & red hair, red skirt, black & grey shirt
B5 old lady in green sweater with red bandana
B6 guy with black vest, sunglasses, gloves and big boots
B7 guy in suit with glasses and grey hair
B8 blonde girl with sunglasses in pink
B9 girl with short black hair in white shirt and white skirt
BA Guy, Green Suit, Sun glasses
BB Male Ped (older) Grey Hair and Closed greenish grey suit
BC Female Ped w/red bikini shot brown ponytail
BD Male Ripped Gold trunks and sunglasses dirrty blond/brown hair
BE Female Ped (Fat) in Gold Bikini/visor long brown hair in ponytail
BF Male Ped (Fat) Balding Red Hair and blue swimtrunks with gold and white
   design
C0 Fat male builder, yellow helmet, white vest and blue jeans.
C1 Male Golfer, one white glove on his right hand, blonde hair, pink short
   sleeved shirt, blue pants, and white golf shoes
C2 Old woman, grey hair, short white top, pink shorts, white shoes
C3 Short and fat male golfer, ginger (orange) hair, pink shirt, one white glove
   on his right hand and chequered shorts + pink socks and white golfing shoes
C4 Baywatch girl, blonde hair, red bathing suit
C5 Male surfer dude, red / pink shorts, blonde hair
C6 Business woman, purple skirt and jacket, pink tie, glasses, tights and high
   heeled shoes. brown hair
C7 business man, white shirt, black tie, blue pants, short brown hair, red
   thingys to hold his pants up
C8 white male black/gray hair brown suit
C9 Hooker Black bra top Black mini skirt
CA white Woman red hair green top white jeans
CB white Male gray hair brown/Red top blue jeans
CC white Male hat Red/black jacket Black/Red pants
CD white Male cap Blue shirt yellow pants
CE white Woman black top gray shorts
CF The Gay Skating dude w/o skates
D0 Girl in Bikini With Skates On (SKATES MAKE SOUND, BUT YOU ONLY WALK IN THEM)
D1 Guy On Skates
D2 Woman Zebra Skirt beige top Dark red hair with 2 Bags
D3 Woman With Mall Shopping Bags
D4 Chinese Woman
D5 Chinese Man
D6 Cuban Ganster 1
D7 Cuban Ganster 2
D8 Ganster
D9 Black Ganster With "Relay" on his Shirt
DA Ganster, Tan Skin, Blue Jean Jacket with shirt shirt under Jacket
DB Black Ganster with a Shark drawn on the Back of his Jacket
DC Tan skin guy, Mustache, with Purple Shirt with Leafs on it and White Pants
DD Half Bald, Big Sunglasses, Purple Polo Shirt, Tan Pants
DE Male P.I.G.(Patrol Invest Group)
DF Same as above (can someone find a difference?)
E0 Male Biker Open vest blue jeans beard metal helmet sunglasses
E1 Male Biker Open vest with skull shirt blue jeans goatee and bandana
E2 Male Blue pinstripe suit white pants brown shoes and light brown hair
E3 Male Hawian shirt (Blue background tan & green palm tree leaves) Blue Pants
   and Red hair and sunglasses
E4 Male Undercover cop badge around neck White suit brown shirt and brown hair
   with mustash
E5 Male Undercover cop badge around neck grey suit black shirtblack hair with
   mustash & sunglasses
E6 Male Undercover cop badge around neck blue & white sleeved shirt grey jeans
   black hair and sunglasses
E7 Male(Black) Under cover cop badge on belt black tanktop blue jeans and white
   hat
E8 Male Undercover cop badge in shirt pocket blue and white stripes shirt brown
   pants and sunglasses
E9 Undercover Cop/Detective
EA Same Guy, But different Suit. (NOT COP)
EB Mafia Guy?
EC Stripper/Prosutute with red top
ED Prosutute
EE FREEZES
EF FREEZES

The following values have a possiblity of locking up your game. Use them at
your own risk.

F0 Cutscene Slot 1
F1 Cutscene Slot 2
F2 Cutscene Slot 3
F3 Cutscene Slot 4
F4 Cutscene Slot 5
F5 Cutscene Slot 6
F6 Cutscene Slot 7
F7 Cutscene Slot 8
F8 Cutscene Slot 9
F9 Cutscene Slot 10
FA Cutscene Slot 11
FB Cutscene Slot 12
FC Cutscene Slot 13
FD Cutscene Slot 14
FE Cutscene Slot 15
FF Cutscene Slot 16
00 Cutscene Slot 17
01 Cutscene Slot 18
02 Cutscene Slot 19
03 Cutscene Slot 20
04 Cutscene Slot 21

BOSS CHEAT MOD!!!!!!!

This code will let you choose which model you change into when you put in the
button cheat to change into Lance Vance. (I omitted from this list the models
that are available with the normal un-modded Boss Cheats).

Boss Cheat Mod
DEB42C16 XXXXXXXX
DEB42C12 YYYYYYYY

Press O, L2, L, X, R1, L1, X, L1 to change into your selected model.

Note: It has been reported that using these models while entering a cutscene
may cause your game to lock up. It would be advisable to stay away from
missions and such while playing with this code.

Model Values for X and Y
Cowgirl Stripper :)
XXXXXXXX = 280A02EC
YYYYYYYY = BC0BFEF6

Lance's 2nd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 310B02EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDB14E7

Lance's 3rd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 310B02EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDC14E7

Colonel Cortez
XXXXXXXX = 2B0C02EC
YYYYYYYY = BC170AEF

Gonzales
XXXXXXXX = 2B1002EC
YYYYYYYY = BCA915F1

Hilary's 2nd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 281102EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDB14F5

Mercedes' 2nd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 211602EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDBFEF5

Cam Jones
XXXXXXXX = 251602EC
YYYYYYYY = BCA900EE

Cam's 2nd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 251602EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDB00EE

Percy (Love Fist)
XXXXXXXX = 211902EC
YYYYYYYY = BC22FEF5

Phil's 2nd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 241902EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDB07EC

Phil's 3rd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 241902EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDC07EC

Street Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCA90DE8

Soiree Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCDB0DE8

Coveralls Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCDC0DE8

Country Club Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCDD0DE8

Havana Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCDE0DE8

Cop Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCDF0DE8

Bank Job Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCE00DE8

Casual Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCE10DE8

Mr. Vercetti Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCE20DE8

Black Tracksuit Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCA9CBB4

Red Tracksuit Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCA9CCB4

100% Outfit
(DO NOT use if you don't want to spoil it)
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCA9CDB4

VEHICLE LIGHT MOD!!!!!!!!!!!

First of all, you need to use the All Cars Have Wacky Sirens code with these.
If you don't have it on, the lights won't work.

All Cars Have Wacky Sirens
DE86A126 CCA99B9E

Once you have that on, choose any one (and only one) of the codes below to put
the corresponding lights on your car.

Note: These lights will not work on any type of bike and they also do not
conform or shift position to fit the car you're driving.

Choose your Lights

Firetruck
DE89F996 CCA99B9C
DE89F902 CCA99BCC

Ambulance
DE89F996 CCA99B9C
DE89F902 CCA99BB7

Enforcer
DE89F996 CCA99B9C
DE89F902 CCA99BA2

Police
DE89F996 CCA99B9C
DE89F902 CCA99B8E

VCPD Cheetah
DE89F996 CCA99D1E
DE88F662 BCA99B83

FBI Rancher
DE89F996 CCA99D1E
DE88F662 CCA99B9A

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7.3
ACTION REPLAY 2 PAL CODES (UK + EUROPE VERSION)

===================================================================

(M)
0E3C7DF2 1853E59E
EE8CDC8A BCBBBD9A

Infinite health
DE8FFFFE F8AEDD4B
DE8FFFFA 68EE9EEB
DE8FFF86 BF899B8B
DE8FFF82 02A99BA7
DE91CA1A C8AC9A43

Infinite armour
DE8FFFFE F8AEDD4B
DE8FFFFA 68EE9EEF
DE8FFF86 BF899B8B
DE8FFF82 02A9A3B9
DE91CA1A C8AC9A43

Infinite health & armour
DE8FFFFE F8AEDD4B
DE8FFFFA 68EE9EEB
DE8FFF86 68EE9EEF
DE8FFF82 BF899B8B
DE8FFF8E 02A99BA7
DE91CA1A C8AC9A43

Freeze mission timer
DE97F3E6 BCA99B83

Max money
DE4279D2 C19E7B82
DE4279DE C19E7B82

Moonjump
DE8FFFBE F8AA9BDF
DE8FFFBA 3CCAAB86
DE8FFF46 E0AC9B02
DE8FFF42 D00A9B95
DE8FFF4A F8AAD983
DE8FFF56 4F2D8C8B
DE8FFF52 E0AC9CEF
DE8FFF5E F8AB9BDF
DE8FFF5A E0EB18C3
DE8FFF66 BC2CB39B
DE8FFF6E BCECABA4
DE8FFF6A 48EB9B83
DE8FFF72 68EA9BF7
DE8FFF7A E0AC9BF3
DE8FFF7E C4AD23F3
DE8CDD32 C4AC9A43

Walk Through Walls
0E42EEF8 BCA99980
DE8B2776 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99880
DE8B2776 C8B7AEE3
Press: L3+L2 to activate, L3+R2 to stop

Infinite ammo
DE89766E E0EB9B83
DE8976C6 E0EB9B83
DE897EF2 E0EB9B83
DE897D5E E0EB9B83

Never lose weapons
DE83D4CE BF899B8B
DE83D4CA BCA99B83
With this code you won't lose weapons, even when busted or killed

Cops have no AI
DE85675E BF899B8B
DE85675A BCA99B83

Hypermode
0E42EEF8 BCA99772
DEB3DA56 FDA99B83
Press L2+R2+UP

Slow motion
0E42EEF8 BCA99742
DEB3DA56 FA299B83
Press L2+R2+DOWN

Normal game speed
0E42EEF8 BCA99781
DEB3DA56 FB299B83
Press L2+R2+Select
Never exhausted
DE82000A CCA99B97

Disable car damage
DE887302 BCA99B83

Maniac Runner
DE8C551E F8ABDB03

No wanted level
DE950DE2 E0AF9B83

loads of ped.
DEB44076 FE299B83

No pedestrians
DEB44076 BCA99B83

Loads of traffic
DEB4478E FE299B83

No traffic
DEB4478E BCA99B83

Cars never blow up
DE892BDE BF899B8B
DE892BDA BCA99B83

Disable blood
DEB41E4A BCA99B83

Enable blood (FR and DE)
DEB41E4A BCA99B84

Monster front bike
DE8C0E3E F8ACDB03

Statistics codes

All packages
DE4279DA BCA99BE7

People wasted
DEB3DC8E C19E7B82

People wasted by others
DEB3DC8A C19E7B82

Road vehicles destroyed
DEB3DC96 C19E7B82

Boats destroyed
DEB3DC92 C19E7B82

Tires popped
DEB3DC9E C19E7B82

Bullets fired
DEB3DC9A C19E7B82

Planes & helis destroyed
DEB3DCA6 C19E7B82

Game 100% complete (stat)
DEB3DCA2 FFC39B83

Explosives used
DEB3DCAA C19E7B82

Bullets that hit
DEB3DCB6 C19E7B82

Number of headshots
DEB3DCB2 C19E7B82

Wanted stars attained
DEB3DCBE C19E7B82

Wanted stars evaded
DEB3DCBA C19E7B82

Times busted
DEB3DC46 C19E7B82

Hospital visits
DEB3DC42 C19E7B82

Days passed
DEB3DC4E C19E7B82

Safehouse visits
DEB3DC4A C19E7B82

Sprayings
DEB3DC56 C19E7B82

Insane jump distance
DEB3DC52 0A1706AB

Insane jump height
DEB3DC5E 0A1706AB

Insane jump flips
DEB3DC5A C19E7B82

Insane jump rotation
DEB3DC66 C19E7B82

Best insane stunt
DEB3DC62 BCA99B8B

All unique jumps
DEB3DC6E BCA99BA7

Mission attempts
DEB3DC76 C19E7B82

Passengers dropped off
DEB3DC7E C19E7B82

Taxi cash
DEB3DC7A C19E7B82

Miles on foot
DEB3DC06 11719B83

Miles by car
DEB3DC02 11719B83

Miles by bike
DEB3DC0E 11719B83

Miles by boat
DEB3DC0A 11719B83

Miles by golf cart
DEB3DC16 11719B83

Miles by helicopter
DEB3DC12 11719B83

All rampages passed
DEB3DC3E BCA99BA6
6EFEFE80 BCA99B87

Vigilante kills
DEB3DC26 C19E7B82

Fires extinguished
DEB3DC22 C19E7B82

Highest vigilante level
DEB3DC2E C19E7B82

Highest paramedic level
DEB3DC2A C19E7B82

Fire truck mission level
DEB3DC36 C19E7B82

Max flight hours
DEB3DCC2 3BA89A82

Fishes fed
DEB3DCCE C19E7B82

Max visits from loan sharks
DEB3DCDE 0A1706AB

All weapons 1
0E42EEF8 BCA99A70
DE977C76 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE977C76 D0E99B87
Press L3+UP

All weapons 2 (Katana)
0E42EEF8 BCA99A40
DE977C12 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE977C12 D0E99B87
Press L3+DOWN

All weapons 3 (Chainsaw)
0E42EEF8 BCA99A00
DE977C3E BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE977C3E D0E99B89
Press L3+LEFT

Hot chicks
0E42EEF8 BCA99A60
DE976206 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976206 D0E99B92
Press L3+RIGHT

Armour cheat
0E42EEF8 BCA99A6E
DE977386 D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE977386 D0E99B9F
Press R3+UP

Health cheat
0E42EEF8 BCA99A3E
DE977306 D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE977306 D0E99BC9
Press R3+DOWN

Increase wanted level
0E42EEF8 BCA99AFE
DE97722E BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE97722E D0E99BA2
Press R3+LEFT

No wanted level
0E42EEF8 BCA99A5E
DE9771B2 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE9771B2 D0E99B95
Press R3+RIGHT

Weather type 1
0E42EEF8 BCA99502
DE97710A BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE97710A D0E99B92
Weather Modifier Press L1+L2+LEFT

Weather type 2
0E42EEF8 BCA99502
DE9771DE D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE9771DE D0E99B92
Weather Modifier Press L1+L2+LEFT

Weather type 3
0E42EEF8 BCA99502
DE9770A2 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE9770A2 D0E99B92
Weather Modifier Press L1+L2+LEFT

Weather type 4
0E42EEF8 BCA99502
DE977076 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE977076 D0E99B92
Weather Modifier Press L1+L2+LEFT

Weather type 5
0E42EEF8 BCA99502
DE97703A BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE97703A D0E99B92
Weather Modifier Press L1+L2+LEFT

Have Tank
0E42EEF8 BCA99A71
DE97778E BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE97778E D0E99B8A
Press Select+UP

Quick hours
0E42EEF8 BCA99A41
DE9777B2 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE9777B2 D0E99B93
Press Select+DOWN

See through cars
0E42EEF8 BCA99A61
DE976BD6 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976BD6 D0E99B98
Press Select+RIGHT

Exploding cars
0E42EEF8 BCA99A01
DE977702 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE977702 D0E99BAB
Press Select+LEFT

Raging pedestrians
0E42EEF8 BCA99072
DE97765A D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE97765A D0E99BBF
Press R1+R2+UP

Pedestrians attack you
0E42EEF8 BCA99042
DE97755A D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE97755A D0E99BCB
Press R1+R2+DOWN

Pedestrians have weapons
0E42EEF8 BCA99002
DE97740A D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE97740A D0E99B98
Press R1+R2+LEFT

Flying cars
0E42EEF8 BCA99062
DE976AB2 D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976AB2 D0E99B98
Press R1+R2+RIGHT

White suit
0E42EEF8 BCA99542
DE976E0A BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976E0A D0E99B8A
Character Modifier Press L1+L2+DOWN

Chick
0E42EEF8 BCA99542
DE976E3E BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976E3E D0E99B8A
Character Modifier Press L1+L2+DOWN

Pink suit guy
0E42EEF8 BCA99542
DE976EE2 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976EE2 D0E99B8A
Character Modifier Press L1+L2+DOWN

Fat guy
0E42EEF8 BCA99542
DE976D96 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976D96 D0E99B92
Character Modifier Press L1+L2+DOWN

Punk
0E42EEF8 BCA99542
DE976DBA D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976DBA D0E99B8A
Character Modifier Press L1+L2+DOWN

X guy
0E42EEF8 BCA99542
DE976D6E D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976D6E D0E99B8A
Character Modifier Press L1+L2+DOWN

Prostitute
0E42EEF8 BCA99542
DE976322 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976322 D0E99B8A
Character Modifier Press L1+L2+DOWN

Hooligan
0E42EEF8 BCA99542
DE9763D6 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE9763D6 D0E99B8A
Character Modifier Press L1+L2+DOWN

Hawaiin shirt
0E42EEF8 BCA99542
DE9762CA BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE9762CA D0E99B88
Character Modifier Press L1+L2+DOWN
Press L1+L2+UP for a car

Have Herse
0E42EEF8 BCA99572
DE976F36 D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976F36 D0E99B8A
Press L1+L2+UP

Have Love Fist
0E42EEF8 BCA99572
DE976FDA D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976FDA D0E99B8A
Press L1+L2+UP

Have Trashmaster
0E42EEF8 BCA99572
DE976E8E D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976E8E D0E99B8A
Press L1+L2+UP

Have Sabre Turbo
0E42EEF8 BCA99572
DE976EB2 D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976EB2 D0E99B8A
Press L1+L2+UP

Have Caddy
0E42EEF8 BCA99572
DE976E66 D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976E66 D0E99B8A
Press L1+L2+UP

Have Bloodring Banger
0E42EEF8 BCA99572
DE9762FA BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE9762FA D0E99B8A
Press L1+L2+UP

Have Hotring Racer
0E42EEF8 BCA99572
DE9762AE D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE9762AE D0E99B8A
Press L1+L2+UP

Unknown cheat 1
0E42EEF8 BCA99562
DE9769FA D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE9769FA D0E99B91
Press L1+L2+RIGHT

Unknown cheat 2
0E42EEF8 BCA99562
DE976942 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976942 D0E99BAA
Press L1+L2+RIGHT

Unknown cheat 3
0E42EEF8 BCA99562
DE9769F6 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE9769F6 D0E99B9A
Press L1+L2+RIGHT

Unknown cheat 4
0E42EEF8 BCA99562
DE976FBE D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976FBE D0E99B92
Press L1+L2+RIGHT

Unknown cheat 5
0E42EEF8 BCA99562
DE976DC6 D0A99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE977056 D0E99B95
Press L1+L2+RIGHT

Unknown cheat 6
0E42EEF8 BCA99562
DE976C9E BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976C9E D0E99B89
Press L1+L2+RIGHT

Unknown cheat 7
0E42EEF8 BCA99562
DE976C46 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976C46 D0E99BC2
Press L1+L2+RIGHT

Unknown cheat 8
0E42EEF8 BCA99562
DE97634A BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE97634A D0E99B95
Press L1+L2+RIGHT

Unknown cheat 9
0E42EEF8 BCA99562
DE97685A D0E99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE97685A D0E99B91
Press L1+L2+RIGHT

Unknown cheat 10
0E42EEF8 BCA99562
DE976822 BCA99B83
0E42EEF8 BCA99A82
DE976822 D0E99B91
Press L1+L2+RIGHT

CREDIT TO GT3UK2001.

With this if you pick the sea sparrow code IT UNLOCKS THE HELLICOPTER and so
on.

This code gives you all the items from finding all packages,but UNLIKE THE
OFFICIAL All Packages Code.THIS CODE UNLOCKS ALL WEAPONS to Safehouse PLUS
CAR,HELLI EVERYTHING!!

USE THESE CODES 1 AT
A TIME!! DO NOT PUT
2 ON AT ONCE!!

GT3's Special Deliveries
DE4279DA BCA99Bxx
DE4279D1 BCA99Bxx

Replace xx
on BOTH LINES with
one of the
following,for that Item to be
DELIVERED

Heres an Example for Sea Sparrow
DE4279DA BCA99BD7
DE4279D1 BCA99BD7

xx=A0 Chainsaw

xx=A7 Python(Car)

xx=BO Flamethrower

xx=B7 Laser Scope Sniper Rifle

xx=C7 Mini-Gun

xx=D0 Rocket Launcher

xx=D7 Sea Sparrow(FLY THE HELLICOPTER!!)

xx=E7 Tank & Hunter(secret Vehicle)

Now you've unlocked them heres  where you find them:

Python-Ocean View Hotel/Starfish Island Mansion

Chainsaw-Ocean View Hotel/Starfish Island Mansion

Flamethrower-Ocean View Hotel/Starfish Island Mansion

Laser Scope Sniper Rifle-Ocean View Hotel/Starfish Island Mansion

Mini-Gun-Ocean View Hotel/Starfish Island Mansion

Rocket Launcher-Ocean View Hotel/Starfish Island Mansion

Sea Sparrow(Helicopter)
Starfish Island Mansion in back of garden & YES ITS THERE WAITING TO FLY!!

Tank & Hunter-Fort Baxter Air Base

GFCC's garage modding (PAL)

Thanx to Rockx, Hellion and GMO for converting this.

These Codes Only Work If You Have A Car In The Garage First, It Will Over-Write
That Car, Once You Have Spawned Your Desired Vehicle Over It, You Will then Get
The New Vehicle EVERYTIME You Open Your Garage.

El Swanko Garage
Car #1
Model: FE53A76E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A70E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A702 BCA99B??

Hyman Condo Garage (left)
Car #1
Model: FE53A68E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A6AE BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A6A2 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53A6B6 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A656 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A64A BCA99B??

Hyman Condo Garage (middle)
Car #1
Model: FE53A62E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A6CE BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A6C2 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53A6D6 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A6F6 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A6EA BCA99B??

Hyman Condo Garage (right)
Car #1
Model: FE53A54E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A56E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A562 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE53A576 BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A516 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53968A BCA99B??

Ocean Heights Apartment Garage
Car #1
Model: FE53A5EE BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A48E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A482 BCA99B??

Links View Apartment Garage
Car #1
Model: FE53A40E BCA99B??
Paint: CE53A42E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53A422 BCA99B??

Sunshine Autos Garage (right)
Car #1
Model: FE539BAE BCA99B??
Paint: CE539B4E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE539B42 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE539B56 BCA99B??
Paint: CE539B76 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE539B6A BCA99B??

Sunshine Autos Garage (middle right)
Car #1
Model: FE539BCE BCA99B??
Paint: CE539BEE BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE539BE2 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE539BF6 BCA99B??
Paint: CE539A96 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE539A8A BCA99B??

Sunshine Autos Garage (middle left)
Car #1
Model: FE539A6E BCA99B??
Paint: CE539A0E BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE539A02 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE539A16 BCA99B??
Paint: CE539A36 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE539A2A BCA99B??

Sunshine Autos Garage (left)
Car #1
Model: FE53998E BCA99B??
Paint: CE5399AE BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE5399A2 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE5399B6 BCA99B??
Paint: CE539956 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE53994A BCA99B??

Vercetti Mansion Garage
Car #1
Model: FE53992E BCA99B??
Paint: CE5399CE BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE5399C2 BCA99B??

Car #2
Model: FE5399D6 BCA99B??
Paint: CE5399F6 BCA9$$##
Proofing: FE5399EA BCA99B??

Vehicle Model List
Landstalker 05
Idaho 06
Stinger 07
Linerunner 08
Perennial 09
Sentinel 0A
Rio 0B
Firetruck 0C
Trashmaster 0D
Stretch 0E
Manana 0F
Infernus 10
Voodoo 11
Pony 12
Mule 13
Cheetah 14
Ambulance 15
FBI Washington 16
Moonbeam 17
Esperanto 18
Taxi 19
Washington 1A
Bobcat 1B
Mr. Whoopee 1C
BF Injection 1D
Hunter 1E
Police 1F
Enforcer 20
Securicar 21
Banshee 22
Predator 23
Bus 24
Rhino 25
Barracks OL 26
Cuban Hermes 27
Chopper (Heli, may not work) 28
Angel 29
Coach 2A
Cabbie 2B
Stallion 2C
Rumpo 2D
RC Bandit 2E
Romero's Hearse 2F
Packer 30
Sentinel XS 31
Admiral 32
Squalo 33
Sea Sparrow 34
Pizza Boy 35
Gang Burrito 36
Air Train (plane, may not work) 37
Dead Dodo (plane, may not work) 38
Speeder 39
Reefer 3A
Tropic 3B
Flatbed 3C
Yankee 3D
Caddy 3E
Zebra Cab 3F
Top Fun 40
Skimmer 41
PCJ-600 42
Faggio 43
Freeway 44
RC Baron 45
RC Raider 46
Glendale 47
Oceanic 48
Sanchez 49
Sparrow 4A
Patriot 4B
Love Fist 4C
Coast Guard 4D
Dinghy 4E
Hermes 4F
Sabre 50
Sabre Turbo 51
Phoenix 52
Walton 53
Regina 54
Comet 55
Deluxo 56
Burrito 57
Spand Express 58
Marquis 59
Baggage Handler 5A
Kaufman Cab 5B
Maverick 5C
VCN Maverick 5D
Rancher 5E
FBI Rancher 5F
Virgo 60
Greenwood 61
Cuban Jetmax 62
Hotring Racer 63
Sandking 64
Blista Compact 65
Police Maverick 66
Boxville 67
Benson 68
Mesa Grande 69
RC Goblin 6A
Hotring Racer (A) 6B
Hotring Racer (B) 6C
Bloodring Racer 6D
Bloodring Banger 6E
VCPD Cheetah 6F

Paint Color Values

Colour name - Base Value - Stripe Value.

Black 83 9B
White 84 9C
Police Car Blue 85 9D
Cherry Red 86 9E
Midnight Blue 87 9F
Temple Curtain Purple 88 A0
Taxi Yellow 89 A1
Striking Blue 8A A2
Light Blue Grey 8B A3
Hoods 8C A4
Red1 8D A5
Red2 8E A6
Red3 8F A7
Red4 90 A8
Red5 91 A9
Red6 92 AA
Red7 93 AB
Red8 94 AC
Red9 95 AD
Red10 96 AE
Orange1 97 AF
Orange2 98 B0
Orange3 99 B1
Orange4 9A B2
Orange5 9B B3
Orange6 9C B4
Orange7 9D B5
Orange8 9E B6
Orange9 9F B7
Orange10 A0 B8
Yellow1 A1 B9
Yellow2 A2 BA
Yellow3 A3 BB
Yellow4 A4 BC
Yellow5 A5 BD
Yellow6 A6 BE
Yellow7 A7 BF
Yellow8 A8 C0
Yellow9 A9 C1
Yellow10 AA C2
Green1 AB C3
Green2 AC C4
Green3 AD C5
Green4 AE C6
Green5 AF C7
Green6 B0 C8
Green7 B1 C9
Green8 B2 CA
Green9 B3 CB
Green10 B4 CC
Blue1 B5 CD
Blue2 B6 CE
Blue3 B7 CF
Blue4 B8 D0
Blue5 B9 D1
Blue6 BA D2
Blue7 BB D3
Blue8 BC D4
Blue9 BD D5
Blue10 BE D6
Purple1 BF D7
Purple2/Blue C0 D8
Purple3 C1 D9
Purple4 C2 DA
Purple5 C3 DB
Purple6 C4 DC
Purple7/Grey C5 DD
Purple8 C6 DE
Purple9 C7 DF
Purple10 C8 E0
Grey1 C9 E1
Grey2 CA E2
Grey3 CB E3
Grey4 CC E4
Grey5 CD E5
Grey6 CE E6
Grey7 CF E7
Grey8 D0 E8
Grey9 D1 E9
Grey10 D2 EA
Light1 D3 EB
Light2 D4 EC
Light3 D5 ED
Light4 D6 EE
Light5 D7 EF
Light6 D8 F0
Light7 D9 F1
Light8 DA F2
Light9 DB F3
Light10 DC F4
Dark1 DD F5
Dark2 DE F6
Dark3 DF F7
Dark4 E0 F8
Dark5 E1 F9

Proofing Values
83 No protection
84 Bulletproof only
85 Fireproof only
86 Bullet and Fireproof
87 Explosionproof only
88 Bullet and Explosionproof
89 Explosion and Fireproof
8A Bullet, Explosion, and Fireproof
8B Collisionproof only
8C Collision and Bulletproof
8D Collision and Fireproof
8E Collision, Bullet, and Fireproof
8F Collision and Explosionproof
90 Collision, Bullet, and Explosionproof
91 Collision, Fire, and Explosionproof
92 Collision, Bullet, Fire, and Explosionproof

Jokers - Credit To GMO.

First 4 Digit Code Is The Joker To turn The Code On, The Second Is To Turn The
Code Off.

For Example:

u want L1 + Up to turn a code on so u put
0E42EEF8 BCA99F93
CODE.....................

but you want L1 + Down to turn it off:
0E42EEF8 BCA99642
SAME CODE............
----------------------------------
Controller 1
0E42EEF8 BCA9xxxx

Controller 2
0E42EDF8 BCA9xxxx

ON  -- OFF

9F93--9672 ----- L1+uP
9FC3--9642 ----- L1+dOWN
9F03--9602 ----- L1+lEFT
9FA3--9662 ----- L1+rIGHT
DF83--5682 ----- L1+X
BF83--7682 ----- L1+O
1F83--1682 ----- L1+sQUARE
AF83--8682 ----- L1+tRIANGLE
A083--9582 ----- L1+L2
9F85--9680 ----- L1+L3
A783--8E82 ----- L1+R1
A183--9482 ----- L1+R2
9F87--967E ----- L1+R3

A397--9272 ----- R1+Up
A3C7--9242 ----- R1+Down
A307--9202 ----- R1+left
A3A7--9262 ----- R1+Right
E383--5282 ----- R1+X
C383--7282 ----- R1+O
2383--1282 ----- R1+Square
B383--8282 ----- R1+Triangle
A487--9182 ----- R1+L2
A385--9280 ----- R1+L3
A587--9082 ----- R1+R2
A387--927E ----- R1+R3

9C93--9972 ----- L2+Up
9CC3--9942 ----- L2+Down
9C03--9902 ----- L2+left
9CA3--9962 ----- L2+Right
DC83--5982 ----- L2+X
BC83--7982 ----- L2+O
1C83--1982 ----- L2+Square
AC83--8982 ----- L2+Triangle
9C85--9980 ----- L2+L3
9E83--9782 ----- L2+R2
9C87--997E ----- L2+R3

9D93--9872 ----- R2+Up
9DC3--9842 ----- R2+Down
9D03--9802 ----- R2+left
9DA3--9862 ----- R2+Right
DD83--5882 ----- R2+X
BD83--7882 ----- R2+O
1D83--1882 ----- R2+Square
AD83--8882 ----- R2+Triangle
9D85--9880 ----- R2+L3
9D87--987E ----- R2+R3

AA93--8B72 ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+Up
AAC3--8B42 ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+Down
AA03--8B02 ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+left
AAA3--8B62 ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+Right
EA83--4B82 ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+X
CA83--6B82 ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+O
2A83--0B82 ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+Square
BA83--7B82 ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+Triangle
AA85--8B80 ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+L3
AA87--8B7E ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+R3
AA88--8B7D ----- L1+L2+R1+R2+Select

A093--9572 ----- L1+L2+Up
A0C3--9542 ----- L1+L2+Down
A003--9502 ----- L1+L2+Left
A0A3--9562 ----- L1+L2+Right
E083--5582 ----- L1+L2+X
C083--7582 ----- L1+L2+O
2083--1582 ----- L1+L2+Square
B083--8582 ----- L1+L2+Triangle
A883--8D82 ----- L1+L2+R1
A283--9382 ----- L1+L2+R2
A087--957E ----- L1+L2+R3
A085--9580 ----- L1+L2+L3

A593--9072 ----- R1+R2+Up
A5C3--9042 ----- R1+R2+Down
A503--9002 ----- R1+R2+Left
A5A3--9062 ----- R1+R2+Right
E583--5082 ----- R1+R2+X
C583--7082 ----- R1+R2+O
2583--1082 ----- R1+R2+Square
B583--8082 ----- R1+R2+Triangle
A983--8C82 ----- R1+R2+L1
A683--8F82 ----- R1+R2+L2
A585--9080 ----- R1+R2+L3
A587--907E ----- R1+R2+R3

9E93--9772 ----- L2+R2+Up
9EC3--9742 ----- L2+R2+Down
9E03--9702 ----- L2+R2+Left
9EA3--9762 ----- L2+R2+Right
DE83--5782 ----- L2+R2+X
BE83--7782 ----- L2+R2+O
1E83--1782 ----- L2+R2+Square
AE83--8782 ----- L2+R2+Triangle
A283--9382 ----- L2+R2+L1
9E85--9780 ----- L2+R2+L3
A683--8F82 ----- L2+R2+R1
9E87--977E ----- L2+R2+R3

Here is the Boss Ped for the AR2 users!!

DEB41D96 XXXXXXXX
DEB41D92 YYYYYYYY

Cowgirl Stripper
XXXXXXXX = 280A02EC
YYYYYYYY = BC0BFEF6

Lance's 2nd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 310B02EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDB14E7

Lance's 3rd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 310B02EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDC14E7

Colonel Cortez
XXXXXXXX = 2B0C02EC
YYYYYYYY = BC170AEF

Gonzales
XXXXXXXX = 2B1002EC
YYYYYYYY = BCA915F1

Hilary's 2nd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 281102EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDB14F5

Mercedes' 2nd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 211602EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDBFEF5

Cam Jones
XXXXXXXX = 251602EC
YYYYYYYY = BCA900EE

Cam's 2nd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 251602EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDB00EE

Percy (Love Fist)
XXXXXXXX = 211902EC
YYYYYYYY = BC22FEF5

Phil's 2nd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 241902EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDB07EC

Phil's 3rd Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 241902EC
YYYYYYYY = BCDC07EC

Street Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCA90DE8

Soiree Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCDB0DE8

Coveralls Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCDC0DE8

Country Club Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCDD0DE8

Havana Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCDE0DE8

Cop Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCDF0DE8

Bank Job Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCE00DE8

Casual Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCE10DE8

Mr. Vercetti Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCE20DE8

Black Tracksuit Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCA9CBB4

Red Tracksuit Outfit
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCA9CCB4

100% Outfit
(DO NOT use if you don't want to spoil it)
XXXXXXXX = 350A07F3
YYYYYYYY = BCA9CDB4

Peds Never Feel Threatened
DE82C50E BF899B8B
DE82C50A BCA99B83

Cars Hover On Water Always On
  FEB3ED4E BCA99B84

Next two codes work for all vehicles, so now you can have damage proof bikes
and boats or even a bulletproof Hunter!

No Collision Damage ALL VEHICLES
  DE88000E BF899B8B
  DE88000A BCA99B83

No Weapons Damage ALL VEHICLES
  DE8692EE BF899B8B
  DE8692EA BCA99B83

Next code is not fully tested, I only tested it with the Hunter. Try replacing
?? with a code from Psy's car list to see what happens, but it definately works
with 1E (Hunter).

Spawn Vehicle (Press 'SELECT')
  CE9794F2 BCA99B9D
  CE978B82 BCA99BC5
  DE978B9E C8B28387
  DE978B9A E0AD9B??

No Car Damage(Player)
DE8804F6 BCA99B83
DE88FB82 BCA99B83

No peds, except your gang members, other peds in cars dissappear as soon as you
pull them out of their car and your gang members dissappear when killed!!!

DE83666E BFA99B83
DE83666E BCA99B83

disable Wasted / Busted screen and camera keeps moving up.
DE923B5E BF899B8B
DE923B5A BCA99B83

Hunter Properties on all helicopters:
DE883FBACC0B9B56

Cars and Helis Never Blow Up
DE892BDE BF899B8B
DE892BDA BCA99B83

Boats and Planes Never Blow Up
DE87B7BE BF899B8B
DE87B7BA BCA99B83

Bikes Never Blow Up
DEA63CBE BF899B8B
DEA63CBA BCA99B83

Space Shuttle Mode
DE8B144A BCA99B83

All Choppers Have Hunter Properties
DE883FBA BCA99B83

9999 health and 9999 armour

Converted by Hellion, Psy and Rockx.

DE2AFA16 02C5D783 (health code)

DE2AFA12 02C5D783(armor code)

Outer Space Mode, and it makes all PEDESTRIAN CARS hover and fly away when you
touch them in a car or vehicle, your car stays normal tho.
heres the PAL Code:
DE886902 D0A99B86

By Fugitive

Ignition Bomb, Unarmed
DE885F66 D0A99BB2

Timer Bomb, Unarmed
DE885F86 D0A99B9A
Get in any car and press "O"

All Cars Have Hydros
DE887322 CCA99BCC
DE8872C6 CCA99B85
DE8872CA D0A99B88

Stats Codes PAL
Max Garbage Pickups
DEB3DCEA 11719B83

Max Movie Stunts
DEB3DCE6 11719B83

Max Ice Creams Sold
DEB3DCF6 11719B83

Max Top Shooting Range Score
DEB3DCF2 11719B83

Max People Saved
DEB3DC1A C19E7B82

All Stores Knocked Off
DEB3DCDA FD199B83

All Assinations
DEB3DCE2
FC499B83

Max Pizza's Delivered
DEB3DCEE
11719B83

Stats Mod

One Day etc x=4

Zero Days etc
x=3

Days Passed
DEB3DC4E BCA99B8x

Times Busted
DEB3DC46 BCA99B8x

Visits to Hospital
DEB3DC42 BCA99B8x

Visits to Safehouse
DEB3DC4A BCA99B8x

Mission Attempts
DEB3DC76 BCA99B8x

Visits From Loan Sharks
DEB3DCDE
BCA99B8x

The Following by theGFCC and they work on PAL

Disable Water Cars etc
DE88262E BF899B8B
DE88262A
BCA99B83

Disable Water Peds
DE8304CE BF899B8B
DE8304CA
BCA99B83

Tires Never Pop
DE873036 BCA99B83

All Cars Firetruck Prop
DE887312 DOA99B88

All Cars Tank Prop
DE887312 D0A99B88
DE88732A
D0A99BC9

All Car Have Hydros
DE887322 CCA99BCC
DE8872C6
CCA99B85
DE8872CA
DOA99B88

No One Is A Gang Member
DE84B95E BF899B8B
DE84B95A
EOAB9B83

These Converted By Fugitive

Cars Float On Water
FEB3ED4E
BCA99B84

Chick Magnet
FEB3EC52
BCA99B84

Agressive Drivers
FEB3E372 BCA99B84

All Cars Have Tank Properties
DE887322 CCA99B85
DE88732A D0A99BC9

Tires Always Generate Sparks
DE89177E D0A99B3F

All Vehicles Have Wacky Sirens
DE86A126 CCA99B9E

Wheels Always Sideways
(Hover Car)
FEB3FCCE BCA99B84
DE88D432 BCA99B83
DE88D4C2 BCA99B83
DE88CEB2 BCA99B83
DE88CE42 BCA99B83
DE88BE2E BCA99B83
DE88BE3E BCA99B83
DE88B042 BCA99B83
DE88B052 BCA99B83

Optional
No Water From Wheels
DE88D4EE BCA99B83
DE88CE6E BCA99B83
DE88BEDA BCA99B83
DE88B072 BCA99B83

Optional
5th and 6th Wheels Sideways
(Semi, Trashmaster, etc)
DE88C16A BCA99B83
DE88C17A BCA99B83
DE88C6AE BCA99B83
DE88C6BE BCA99B83

All Cars Have Wacky Sirens
DE86A126 CCA99B9E

Choose your Lights
Firetruck
DE89F996 CCA99B9C
DE89F902 CCA99BCC

Ambulance
DE89F996 CCA99B9C
DE89F902 CCA99BB7

Enforcer
DE89F996 CCA99B9C
DE89F902 CCA99BA2

Police
DE89F996 CCA99B9C
DE89F902 CCA99B8E

VCPD Cheetah
DE89F996 CCA99D1E
DE88F662 BCA99B83

FBI Rancher
DE89F996 CCA99D1E
DE88F662 CCA99B9A
NEED TO HAVE SIRENS CODE ON.

Always have minimum wanted level mod:

The amount of stars here are the minimum you can have, you can get more if you
cheat, but i'm not sure if you can get more by killing stuff.

0 stars
DE950DE2 E0AF9B83

1 star
DE9503BE BCA99B83

2 stars
DE950386 BCA99B83

3 stars
DE950C3A BCA99B83

4 stars
DE950C7A BCA99B83

5 stars
DE950CBE BCA99B83

6 stars
DE950DF6 BCA99B83

Car Part Multiplier
DE87BD1E BF899B8B
DE87BD1A BCA99B83

Disable Drive Bys
DE897E7E BF899B8B
DE897E7A BCA99B83

Car Doors Locked(Everyone)
DE86A2CE DOA99B87

Car Doors Locked(Player)
DE86A2F2 DOA99B87

Moves Player to Save Point
DE84A95E BF899B8B
DE84A95A BCA99B83

^ COULD POSSIBLY DAMAGE SAVE  ^

No Drivers(Cars Still Drive)
DE86A40E BF899B8B
DE86A40A BCA99B83

No Weapons
DE896B4E BF899B8B
DE896B4A BCA99B83

Player Passenger(needs more work)
DE84128A DOA99B8C

Stand Still Peds
DE841386 DOA99BC3

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A HUGE THANKS goes out to the following people for letting me use
their information in the FAQ and also for other reasons.


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Rockstar Games - For Publishing this GREAT game.


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Rockstar North - For Making The Game! Nice work Guys.


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www.vicecity.com - For providing loads of info, and the Introduction.


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www.vicecityradio.com - For providing info on the Radio Stations.


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Mr. X - Huge Thanx for Helping with the missions + Weapons.


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Les Claypool - Loads of info (first person I spoke to with the game).
Info includes Stats, mission help, weapons and other various pieces
of gameplay.


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The GFCC - For hacking and finding all the button codes and a whole
lot of Gameshark codes to come, I'm sure!


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Hammerhead - Helping with the missions. Thanx Dude, Huge Help.


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Cheesemaster - Easy way to get money trick.


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Derrick Bellmann - Help with police, Missions and some other stuff. Thanx a
lot Bro.


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Wayneski - For the "Get Motorbike into building" trick + Ice Cream Delivery
Bonuses.


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qwertyuopasd - For letting me use his GREAT Rampage Guide.


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THAguyINgta3 - HUGE THANX for letting me use his secrets guide in this
document, Its a great piece of work, and I hope people spent the time to read
it.


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JackassGamer - HUGE THANX for letting me use his Fun Things To Do guide, if
you're starting to get bored of Vice City, the things he has for you to do will
keep you entertained. Thanx.


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Alex Burley - Providing all the info about the Gangs Of Vice City.


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Little_Jewell - For letting me use his Vehicle stats, very good work, and
appreciated greatly. Thanx.


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Jason_C - For letting me use his script in my guide, its a great piece of work,
and will hopefully keep people entertained.


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Jnco904 - Providing a huge amount of info about car locations. It had to have
taken him a long time to write, so, thanx for letting me use it.


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Gringosucio@aol.com - Tip for "Alloy Wheels Of Steel"


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Cerebus - Tip about how to get all packages and other stuff before even
accepting a mission.

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ElementX - Huge thanx for letting me use his Flash FM Script. Very Kind, Thanx
man!


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Eifersucht86 - Huge thanx for letting me use the Emotion script, even tho it
took me about 30 mins to format it properly :(


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Mathijs Versteeg - Huge thanx for helping me with the hidden package loactions!


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Zack Odonnell - Thanx for the bike faq


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Dark52 - Huge thanx for letting me use his K-Chat script.


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