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    Flash FM Script
    Author - ElementX
    E-mail - phantom_lochlear@yahoo.com
    YIM: dustytitanium
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    Contents:
        1. Introduction
        2. Legal Info
        3. Updates
        4. Script
            a - Toni
            b - Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart
            c - Toni
            d - Sissy Sprits (commercial)
            e - The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star
            f - Aneka - Japanese Boy
            g - Toni
            h - Degenatron (commercial)
            i - Toni tells a story about 'old' people
            j - Talk Talk - Life's what you make it
            k - Toni
            l - The Outfield - Your Love
            m - Blox (commercial)
            n - Laura Ingalls Wilder
            o - Joe Jackson - Stepping out
            p - Toni
            q - Toni
            r - The Fixx - One Thing Leads To Another
            s - Toni
            t - Giggle cream (commercial)
            u - Toni
            v - Lionel Richie - Running With The Night
            w - Toni
            x - Halls And Oates - Out Of Touch
            y - Toni - Flash fantasy giveaway
            z - Rusty Browns ring donuts (commercial)
           aa - Knife after dark (commercial)
           bb - Toni
           cc - Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days
           dd - Toni
           ee - Toni
           ff - Michael Jackson - Billie Jean
           gg - Toni
           hh - Laura Branigan - Self Control
           ii - Toni
           jj - Complete the look (commercial)
           kk - Synth & Son (commercial)
           ll - Toni
           mm - Go West - Call Me
           nn - Toni - Musty Pines
           oo - Inxs - Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain)
           pp - Toni
           qq - Just the five of us (commercial)
           rr - Toni - Compact disc
           ss - Bryan Adams - Run To You
           tt - Toni
           uu - Electric Light Orchestra - Four Little Diamonds
        5. Contact
        6. Credits
    
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    1. Introduction
    ================
    Ok, this' the first guide I've written for GameFAQs.. or anywhere for that
    matter. I'm 17 and I've had Vice City for about a month now (since just before
    xmas). I finally finished Vice City a few days ago so I decided to write a
    script for Flash FM, cause.. It's a great station. Plus I have nothing better
    to do with my time. Enjoy.
    
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    2. Legal Information
    =====================
    
    Copyright 2003 ElementX
    Grand Theft Auto: Vice city Is copyright of Rockstar games and Rockstar north.
    
    This may not be reproduced under any circumstances except for personal,
    private use. It may not be placed on any web site or otherwise distributed
    publicly without advance written permission. Use of this guide on any other web
    site or as a part of any public display is strictly prohibited, and a violation
    of copyright.
    
    All trademarks and copyrights contained in this document are owned by their
    respective trademark and copyright holders.
    
    This script may only be posted on:
    GameFAQs.com
    videogamingforums.com
    Neoseeker.com
    if you would like to use this guide on your site please e-mail me at
    phantom_lochlear@yahoo.com to ask for permission.
    
    ===============================================================================
    3. Updates
    ==========
    21/1/03 - Just fixed some errors
    
    25/1/03 - I changed the chorus for Wang Chung's 'dance hall days' I was told it
              was wrong. thanks to BKelly
    
    10/4/03 - Been along time since an update. Just corrected an error (I deleted
              the e-mail from the person who pointed it out, sorry, if you send me
              another e-mail i'll add your name) Just changed some legal info,
              added Neoseeker, blah blah..
    
    ===============================================================================
    4. Script
    ==========
    a)
    Toni: Yoo-hoo it's Toni right here on Flash, your hot source for hot flashy
          hits. When these guys are done with me I'd walk like an Egyptian.. Or a
          Cowboy.
    ----------
    Announcer: Flash FM
    ----------------------------------
    b) Yes - Owner Of A Lonely Heart //
    ----------------------------------
    Move yourself
    You always live your life
    Never thinking of the future
    Prove yourself
    You are the move you make
    Take your chances win or loser
    
    See yourself
    You are the steps you take
    You and you and that's the only way
    
    Shake - shake yourself
    You're every move you make
    So the story goes
    
    Owner of a lonely heart
    Owner of a lonely heart
    Much better than a Owner of a broken heart
    Owner of a lonely heart
    
    Say you don't want to chance it
    You've been hurt so before
    
    Watch it now
    The eagle in the sky
    How heís dancin' one and only
    You - lose yourself
    No not for pity's sake
    There's no real reason to be lonely
    Be yourself
    Give your free will a chance
    You've got to want to succeed
    
    Owner of a lonely heart
    Owner of a lonely heart
    Much better than a Owner of a broken heart
    Owner of a lonely heart
    
    Owner of a lonely heart
    
    After my own decision
    They confused me so - Owner of a lonely heart
    My love said never question your will at all
    In the end you've got to go
    Look before you leap - Owner of a lonely heart
    And don't you hesitate at all - no no
    
    Owner of a lonely heart 
    Owner of a lonely heart
    Much better than a Owner of a broken heart
    Owner of a lonely heart
    Owner of a lonely heart...
    
    ---------
    c)
    Toni: Wooooooww! It's Flash FM. I like ya huge and Flashy.. Flashy flashy..
          Flash flash. Hmm.. It's Flash FM.
    
    -----------------------------
    d) Sissy Sprits commercial //
    -----------------------------
    Singing: higher..!
    Man: The key to feeling great is looking great, and the way to look great is to
         have great hair. Thats great.
    Singing: Take your hair higher! Take your hair to the limits!
    Man: Use Sissy Sprits when your clubbing or sticking your head out of a stretch
         limo sunroof you want to know your hair is performing to the limits.
    Singing: Higher! Gonna get higher than the sky!
    Man: With Sissy Sprits, its hair for the future not the past. When you have
         great hair people know you're a winner.
    Singing: ..Gonna fly on my own hair tonight!
    Man: Sissy Sprits may cause dry mouth, dilated pupils, paranoia, heart
         palpitations and nose bleeds but your hair will be great.
    ----------
    Announcer: Crazy people love to Flash
    -----------------------------------------------
    e) The Buggles - Video Killed the Radio Star //
    -----------------------------------------------
    I heard you on the wireless back in Fifty-Two
    Lying awake intent at tuning in on you
    If I was young it didn't stop you coming through
    Oh-a oh
    They took the credit for your second symphony
    Rewritten by machine and new technology,
    and now I understand the problems you can see
    Oh-a oh
    I met your children
    Oh-a oh
    What did you tell them?
    Video killed the radio star
    Video killed the radio star
    Pictures came and broke your heart
    Oh-a-a-a oh
    And now we meet in an abandoned studio
    We hear the playback and it seems so long ago
    And you remember how the jingles used to go
    Oh-a oh
    You were the first one
    Oh-a oh
    You were the last one
    Video killed the radio star
    Video killed the radio star
    In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far
    Oh-a-aho oh
    Oh-a-aho oh
    Video killed the radio star
    Video killed the radio star
    In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone to far
    Pictures came and broke your heart, put the blame on VCR
    You are a radio star
    You are a radio star
    Video killed the radio star
    Video killed the radio star
    Video killed the radio star
    Video killed the radio star
    Video killed the radio star
    You are a radio star..
    ----------
    Announcer: Flash FM..
    
    --------------------------
    f) Aneka - Japanese Boy //
    --------------------------
    He said that he loved me
    never would go
    oh oh
    oh oh
    Now I find I'm sitting here on my own
    oh oh
    oh oh
    Was it something I've said or done
    
    That made him pack his bags up and run?
    Could it be another he's found
    It's breaking up the happy home
    Mister
    can you tell me where my love has gone?
    He's a Japanese boy
    I woke up one morning and my love was gone
    
    Oh
    my Japanese boy
    ooh
    I miss my Japanese boy
    
    People ask about him every day
    oh oh
    oh oh
    Don't know what to tell them
    what can I say? Oh oh
    oh
    If only he would write me or call
    A word of explanation
    that's all
    It would stop me climbing the wall
    It's breaking up the happy home
    
    Mister can you tell me where my love has gone?
    Was it something I've said or done
    
    That made him pack his bags up and run?
    Mister can you tell me where my love has gone?
    He's a Japanese boy
    I woke up once morning and my love was gone
    
    ----------
    g)
    Toni: Now thats what I call a record for young people. I mean, don't you just
          hate old people who try to be trendy? I mean isn't it just the worst
          thing imaginable? I'll give you a story about that after this..
    
    ---------------------------
    h) Degenatron commercial //
    ---------------------------
    Man: Are ya tired of dad?
    Boy: Dad, no-one wants to hear your stupid Vietnam stories!
    Man: Are ya tired of mom?
    Mom: Hi angel, do you want to read a book or go outside?
    Boy: Nooo!
    Background: Degenatron!
    Man: The arcade comes to your living room, only without the creepy guys
         offering to show you puppies.
    Kids: Awesome!
    Man: The degenatron, you can play video games just like you are in the Arcade.
    Kids: Excellent!
    Background: Degenatron!
    Man: The degenatron gaming system plays three exciting games including Defender
         of the Faith, where you save the green dots with your fantastic flying red
         square.
    Kids: Cool!
    Man: Monkey's Paradise, where you swing from green dot to green dot with your
         red square monkey.
    Kids: That's rad!
    Man: And Penetrator, where you smash the green dots deep inside the mysterious
         red square.
    Kids: Wow!
    Man: The Degenatron brings arcade realism to your living room. It can even take
         quarters and a strange sweaty man comes by to empty the machine on
         Fridays.
    Background: Degenatron!
    Man: Degenatron, fighting the evil of boredom.
    Kids: I'll never go to school again!
    Background: Degenatron!
    ----------
    (Music plays)
    Announcer: Like a creature of the night. It's Flash FM.
    ----------
    i)
    Toni: What was I saying? Oh.. oh yeah yeah yeah, old people. Go back where you
          came from. I was at this party the other night, where a really famous
          British band - now I can't say who, but lets just say that hair spray and
          Sissy Sprits were definitely an attendance. So right, there was this old
          cow. I mean she was OLD! Must have been like 30. At least. Which is what,
          100 in cow years. At any rate, she was really annoying the band, by
          throwing herself at them. I mean.. GEEZ! By the time Iím thirty Iíd be
          doing something REALLY important.
    
    -----------------------------------------
    j) Talk Talk - Life's what you make it //
    -----------------------------------------
    Baby, life's what you make it
    Can't escape it
    
    Baby, yesterday's favourite
    Don't you hate it
    
    Baby, life's what you make it
    Don't back date it
    
    Baby, don't try to shade it
    Beauty is naked
    
    Baby, Life's what you make it
    Celebrate it
    Anticipate it
    Yesterday's faded
    Nothing can change it
    Life's what you make it
    
    ----------
    k)
    Toni: Ya know, I just love pop music. I really do, It's what makes us different
          from hippies.. Other than the long hair and the smell.
          (music plays in background) and Sissy sprits of course. You've gotta be
          careful with that stuff. I was dancing with my lighter and my hair went
          up like a Christmas tree.
    
    ------------------------------
    l) The Outfield - Your Love //
    ------------------------------
    Josie's on a vacation far away
    Come around and talk it over
    So many things that I want to say
    You know I like my girls a little bit older
    I just wanna use your love tonight
    I don't wanna lose your love tonight
    
    I ain't got many friends left to talk to
    No-one's around when I'm in trouble
    You know I'd do anything for you
    Stay the night we'll keep it under cover
    I just wanna use your love tonight
    I don't wanna lose your love tonight
    
    Try to stop my hands from shakin'
    Somethin' in my mind's not makin' sense
    It's been awhile since we've been all alone
    I can't hide the way I'm feelin'
    
    As you leave me please would you close the door
    and forget what I told you
    Just 'cause you're right that don't mean I'm wrong
    Another shoulder to cry upon
    I just wanna use your love tonight
    I don't wanna lose your love tonight
    Yeah
    I just wanna use your love tonight
    I don't wanna lose your love tonight
    Lose your love Lose your love
    Lose your love
    
    ---------------------
    m) Blox commercial //
    ---------------------
    (Man screaming)
    
    Man: Germs are running scared.
         Last Year communists killed 34 hard working Americans, but germs kill over
         25 million people. Your home much like America is constantly under attack
         from germs. And we all know what germs cause; Dyslexia and Leprosy. Thank
         goodness there's blox.
    Man: Blox sends germs running like refugees, just add a few tablespoons to your
         childs bath, and put them in the tub. (Child starts crying) Presto! That
         tingly sensation is germs dying. Now your child has rosy red skin and is
         100% germ free. Now that means little Jimmy won't catch a cold or ask
         difficult questions about reproduction. It's even great for Rover's
         breath. (Dog starts whining) Now we sleep peacefully, free from germs.
         Blox is endorsed by the society for cleaner America. It uses a patented
         formula produced by the Pentagon for use in the field, now it's available
         for use in the home.
    Chanting in background: Blox Blox Blox Blox!
    Man: Some germs hate acid, some germs hate bleach, Blox kills indiscriminately.
    
    --------------------------
    n) Laura Ingalls Wilder //
    --------------------------
    Woman: What's this I found under your bed? The only Engels you're going to be
           reading is Laura Ingalls Wilder.
    Man: If you think your child might be a red? Here are some warning signs:
         They read complicated literature and have concern for their fellow man.
         They even like to share. Tell your kids that if someone approaches them
         with pamphlets about recycling, an invitation to a labour rally or show
         any doubts about the fairness of our system then they should find a
         teacher or a policeman immediately.
    ----------
    Announcer: Flash FM. We tell you what's good. Then we pl(Strange noises)ay it
               'til you like it.
    --------------------------------
    o) Joe Jackson - Stepping out //
    --------------------------------
    Now
    The mist across the window hides the lines
    But nothing hides the colour of the lights that shine
    Electricity so fine
    Look and dry your eyes
    
    We
    So tired of all the darkness in our lives
    With no more angry words to say
    Can come alive
    Get into a car and drive
    To the other side
    
    Me babe, steppin out
    Into the night
    Into the light
    You babe, steppin out
    Into the night
    Into the light
    
    We
    Are young but getting old before our time
    We'll leave the T.V. and the radio behind
    Don't you wonder what we'll find
    Steppin out tonight
    
    You
    Can dress in pink and blue just like a child
    And in a yellow taxi turn to me and smile
    We'll be there in just a while
    If you follow me
    
    Me babe, steppin out
    Into the night
    Into the light
    You babe, steppin out
    Into the night
    Into the light
    
    ----------
    p)
    Toni: This' Toni and you're on Flash, where we play nothing but the best pop
          music, all day, every day until the end of time. Which could be tomorrow,
          so live like it's forever, today.
    ----------
    Announcer: Commercials; Bad, Music; good. Flash FM, now with zero commercials.
               Please help support Flash FM. Send your donations today.
    ----------
    q)
    Toni: Lets have another record, you're on Flash and I'm flashing ya baby..
          The girls are out.
    
    -------------------------------------------
    r) The Fixx - One Thing Leads To Another //
    -------------------------------------------
    The deception with tact, just what are you trying to say?
    You've got a blank face, which irritates
    Communicate, pull out your party piece
    You see dimensions in two
    State your case with black or white
    But when one little cross leads to shots, grit your teeth
    You run for cover so discreet, why don't they
    
    Do what they say, say what you mean
    One thing leads to another
    You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
    But then one thing leads to another.
    
    The impression that you sell
    Passes in and out like a scent
    But the long face that you see comes from living close
    To your fears
    If this is up then I'm up but you're running out of sight
    You've seen your name on the walls
    And when one little bump leads to shock miss a beat
    You run for cover and there's heat, why don't they:
    
    Do what they say, say what they mean
    One thing leads to another
    You told me something wrong, I know I listen too long
    But then one thing leads to another
    One thing leads to another
    
    Then it's easy to believe
    Somebody's been lying to me
    But when the wrong word goes in the right ear
    I know you've been lying to me
    It's getting rough, off the cuff I've got to say enough's enough
    
    Bigger the harder he falls
    But when the wrong antidote is like a bulge on the throat
    You runs for cover in the heat why don't they
    
    ----------
    s)
    Toni: What a band, What a song. We're gonna take a break. Don't go away, don't
    go anywhere. If you're leaving the house, stay at home and listen to more
    Flash.
    ----------
    Announcer: If it's popular, we do it. Flash FM, totally awesome.
    -----------------------------
    t) Giggle cream commercial //
    -----------------------------
    Singers: Gi-gi gi-gi Giggle Cream! Wa-wa wa-wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa
             wa-wa That's the sound I love
    Man: Stop the morning, you make my night
    Female: With Giggle Cream with everything, you make life bright
    Man: Getting tired of my faith, laughing and getting high
    Female: With giggle cream, get the feeling, and what's more fun
            than that?
    Singers: Gi-gi-gi-gi-gi With giggle Wa-wa wa-wa-wa-wa wa wa-wa
             wa-wa That's the sound I love
    Man: Giggle cream! it makes desert funny!
    
    ----------
    u)
    (Music plays)
    Toni: Welcome back to Flash FM. I'm Toni and this' the number one station in
          south of Florida, from the beach all the way up to the swamps. We only
          play the hits because thats what you like best.
    
    --------------------------------------------
    v) Lionel Richie - Running With The Night //
    --------------------------------------------
    The heart of the city street was beating
    Light from the neons turned the dark to day
    We were too hot to think of sleeping
    We had to get out before the magic got away
    
    We were running with the night
    Playing in the shadows
    Just you and I,
    'til the morning light
    We were running,
    running with the night
    
    You were looking so good girl,
    heads were turning
    You and me on the town ooh,
    we let it all hang out
    The fire was in us,
    we were burning
    We were gonna go all the way and we never had a doubt
    
    We were running with the night
    Playing in the shadows
    Just you and I, 'til the morning light
    We were running,
    running with the night
    
    We were so in love you and me
    On the boulevard wild and free
    Giving all we got, we laid it down
    Taking every shot, we took the town
    
    We were running with the night
    Playing in the shadows
    Just you and I, girl it was so right, so right
    We were running
    Oh
    running with the night
    
    ----------
    Announcer: If you have acne, you'll love Flash. Flash FM (echoes)
    ----------
    w)
    Toni: ..Show me what you got (giggles)
    ----------
    Announcer: If nobody understands you, we do. Flash FM, music for the me
               generation.
    ------------------------------------
    x) Halls And Oates - Out Of Touch //
    ------------------------------------
    Shake it up is all that we know
    Using the bodies up as we go
    Waking up to fantasy
    The shates all around aren't the colours we used to see
    Broken ice still melts in the sun
    And times that are broken can often be one again
    We're soul alone
    And soul really matters to me
    Take a look around
    
    You're out of touch
    I'm out of time
    But I'm out of my head when you're not around
    
    Reaching out for something to hold
    Looking for a love where the climate is cold
    Manic moves and drowsy dreams
    Or living in the middle between the two extremes
    Smoking guns hot to the touch
    Would cool down if we didn't use them so much
    We're soul alone
    And soul really matters to me
    Too much
    
    ----------
    y)
    Toni: Remember to listen all day like, even when your sleeping. We're gonna be
          giving away the Flash fantasy giveaway. Where you and a stranger will fly
          to see a concert in Idaho or Nebraska or.. Indiana.. oh who pays
          attention to the mid-west anyway.
    --------------------------------------------
    z) Rusty Browns ring donuts commercial //
    --------------------------------------------
    Male: How do you like to enjoy a Rusty Brown's Ring Donut?
    Male #2: I like to lick lovingly around the outside and then trust my tounge in
             the middle.
    Female: I like to munch it vigourously.
    Male #3: I just love the batter. All over my face.
    Male #4: On Friday nights I just can't stop eating Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts.
    Female: Oh my god, it's so good.
    Male #5: Sometimes I like to wear women's panties and walk around 5th Street.
    Male: When you go Downtown, make sure you enjoy Rusty Brown's Ring Donuts.
    
    ----------
    
    ----------------------------------
    aa) Knife after dark commercial //
    ----------------------------------
    Man: He was just the boy next door.
    Old Man: Well hello there Danny! I didnít know it was hockey season.
    Boy: Hey can I borrow a knife!?
    Man: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears! Knife
         After Dark rated R for Retarded.
    
    ----------
    bb)
    Toni: Hey listen up now, this one goes out to the team at Rusty Browns ring
          donuts. Here's another track fresh out of the oven.. Fresh outta my
          oven. Here's some Wang Chung for you boys.
    
    -----------------------------------
    cc) Wang Chung - Dance Hall Days //
    -----------------------------------
    Take your baby by the hand
    And make her do a high handstand
    And take your baby by the heel
    And do the next thing that you feel
    
    We were so in phase
    in our dance hall days
    We were cool on craze
    When all you and everyone we knew
    Could believe, do, and share in what was true
    
    Dance hall days love
    
    Take your baby by the hair
    And pull her close and there, there, there
    And take your baby by the ears
    And play upon her darkest fears
    
    We were so in phase
    in our dance hall days
    We were cool on craze
    When all you and everyone we knew
    Could believe, do, and share in what was true
    
    Dance hall days love
    Dance hall days
    Dance hall days love
    
    Take your baby by the wrist
    And in her mouth an amethyst
    And in her eyes two sapphires blue
    And you need her and she needs you
    And you need her and she needs you
    And you need her and she needs you
    And you need her and she needs you
    And you need her and she needs you
    
    We were so in phase
    in our dance hall days
    We were cool on craze
    When all you and everyone we knew
    Could believe, do, and share in what was true
    
    Dance hall days love
    Dance hall days love
    Dance hall days
    Dance hall days love
    Dance hall days
    Dance hall days love
    Dance hall days
    Dance hall days love...
    
    ----------
    Toni: Flash
    ----------
    Announcer: Flash FM
    ----------
    dd)
    Toni: I love to get Flashed.
          The real action is right here baby on Flash with me, Toni, the hottest
          thing to hit the radio since.. music.
    ----------
    Announcer: Now if it's totally tubular, rad or awesome. It's on Flash FM.
    ----------
    ee)
    Toni: Here's a record thats been number one..heh.. for as long as we say so.
    ------------------------------------
    ff) Michael Jackson - Billie Jean //
    ------------------------------------
    She Was More Like A Beauty Queen From A Movie Scene
    I Said Don't Mind, But What Do You Mean I Am The One
    Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
    She Said I Am The One Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
    
    She Told Me Her Name Was Billie Jean, As She Caused A Scene
    Then Every Head Turned With Eyes That Dreamed Of Being The One
    Who Will Dance On The Floor In The Round
    
    People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
    And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
    And Mother Always Told Me Be Careful Of Who You Love
    And Be Careful Of What You Do 'Cause The Lie Becomes The Truth
    
    Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
    She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
    But The Kid Is Not My Son
    She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
    
    For Forty Days And Forty Nights
    The Law Was On Her Side
    But Who Can Stand When She's In Demand
    Her Schemes And Plans
    'Cause We Danced On The Floor In The Round
    So Take My Strong Advice, Just Remember To Always Think Twice
    (Do Think Twice)
    
    She Told My Baby That's A Threat 
    As She Looked At Me
    Then Showed A Photo Of A Baby Cries 
    Eyes Would Like Mine
    Go On Dance On The Floor In The Round, Baby
    
    People Always Told Me Be Careful Of What You Do
    And Don't Go Around Breaking Young Girls' Hearts
    She Came And Stood Right By Me
    Then The Smell Of Sweet Perfume
    This Happened Much Too Soon
    She Called Me To Her Room
    
    Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
    She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
    But The Kid Is Not My Son
    Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
    She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
    But The Kid Is Not My Son
    She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
    She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
    Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
    She's Just A Girl Who Claims That I Am The One
    But The Kid Is Not My Son
    She Says I Am The One, But The Kid Is Not My Son
    She Says I Am The One, She Says He Is My Son
    She Says I Am The One
    Billie Jean Is Not My Lover
    Billie Jean Is Not My Lover..
    
    ----------
    gg)
    Toni: That was hot like leather seats on a 100 degree day. 
          That's fahrenheight, not Celsius. But it is BOILING IN HERE! I'm taking
          it off to this next track. It is hot baby.
          You know what it takes to make a great record and so does Laura Branigan.
    
    ------------------------------------
    hh) Laura Branigan - Self Control //
    ------------------------------------
    Oh, the night is my world
    City light painted girl
    In the day nothing matters
    It's the night time that flatters
    In the night, no control
    Through the wall something's breaking
    Wearing white as you're walkin'
    Down the street of my soul
    
    You take my self, you take my self control
    You got me livin' only for the night
    Before the morning comes, the story's told
    You take my self, you take my self control
    
    Another night, another day goes by
    I never stop myself to wonder why
    You help me to forget to play my role
    You take my self, you take my self control
    
    I, I live among the creatures of the night
    I haven't got the will to try and fight
    Against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it
    That tomorrow never comes
    
    A safe night, I'm living in the forest of my dream
    I know the night is not as it would seem
    I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it
    That this night will never go
    
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
    
    Oh, the night is my world
    City light painted girl
    In the day nothing matters
    It's the night time that flatters
    
    I, I live among the creatures of the night
    I haven't got the will to try and fight
    Against a new tomorrow, so I guess I'll just believe it
    That tomorrow never knows
    
    A safe night, I'm living in the forest of a dream
    I know the night is not as it would seem
    I must believe in something, so I'll make myself believe it
    That this night will never go
    
    Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh
    You take my self, you take my self control..
    
    ----------
    ii)
    Toni: It's a little self control, you show me yours I'll show you mine, It's
          Flash FM.
    -----------------------------------
    jj) Complete the look commercial //
    -----------------------------------
    Male: 65 bracelets. Dirty street trash clothing. Something missing?
    Female: Complete the look!
    Male: Complete the look with a single hand fingerless lacey glove at Vice
          Cityís one stop shop for people who know underwear should be worn on the
          outside.
    Female: Wow! You look trendy!
    Male: Complete the look
    Female: Complete the look!
    ----------
    
    ------------------
    kk) Synth & Son //
    ------------------
    Male: We have some sad news for you, Rock & Roll is dead, and pop is
          in! Why not discover the excitement of the science of music yourself, and
          Synths & Son the home of keyboards! Thanks to the science of music, you
          don't need musical talent to make great music. Just listen (makes sound)
          I created that, just by pressing a button. Synthesizers are the new
          way! Why work hard on difficult compositions, when a machine can make
          music better than you've ever dreamed of? You'll be the hit of the party!
          It's perfect for in-restaurant entertainment, cover bands and funerals.
          Make fuse funky, and death marches danceable! It's the science of music
          at Synth & Son. Remember - you don't know your a great musician, until
          you try!
    
    ----------
    ll)
    Toni: Toni here feeling fine going double time thats my rhyme. Sticks and
          stones may break my bones but when you go west, you gotta call me.
    ------------------------
    mm) Go West - Call Me //
    ------------------------
    Face to face
    My reflection in your eyes
    I was scared to say too much
    Perfect strangers in perfect worlds apart
    Almost close enough to touch
    Staring at my shoes
    Feeling so confused
    Shot down without a gun
    Victim of a hit and run
    Won't you...
    
    Call me, call me
    No time to hesitate, we must communicate
    Call me, call me
    Won't you call this number now
    
    Mesmerised
    I go back to where we met
    A reconstruction of the crime
    I can't track you down
    Nowhere to be found
    Now my one shot at success
    Is the power of the press
    Won't you...
    
    Call me, call me
    No time to hesitate, we must communicate
    Call me, call me
    Won't you call this number now
    
    Worlds apart, we are worlds apart
    
    Watch this space
    There's a message here for you
    No need to read between the lines
    I am inside out
    There can be no doubt
    I want you and no-one else
    Please identify yourself
    
    Call me, call me
    No time to hesitate, we must communicate
    Call me, call me
    Won't you call this number now
    
    ----------
    nn)
    Toni: Flash FM. If it's number one your gonna hear it all day baby!
          God that is so totally awesome. Someone just called in asking me if this
          was Musty Pines and I'm like.. For Sure. These songs never get old. Heres
          one for the high school prom.
          Gag me with a spoon, and I mean that in a good way.
    -------------------------------------------------------
    oo) Inxs - Kiss The Dirt (Falling Down The Mountain) //
    -------------------------------------------------------
    
    Playing in the dirt
    We find the seeds of doubt
    Don't water them with your tears
    Don't think about all the years
    You'd rather be without
    
    Eden let's me in
    I find the seeds of love
    And climb upon the highwire
    I kiss and tell all my fears
    
    Falling down the mountain
    End up kissing dirt
    Look a little closer
    Sometimes it wouldn't hurt
    
    Playing in the dirt
    We find the seeds of fun
    And we scream like alleycats
    Tearing down what we attack
    To prove that we are one
    
    Cutting through the night
    And we find the seeds of lust
    And loose our minds on one intent
    These passions never seem to end
    
    ----------
    pp)
    Toni: Man, I just caught a glimpse of myself and my hair looks damn good. I'm
          going Sissy Sprits more often. Look at me go.
    ----------
    Announcer: Flash FM
    ----------------------------------
    qq) Just the Five of us commercial //
    ----------------------------------
    Speaker: This Friday night it's the incredible sitcom that's captured America's
             hearts and given the whole country a new catchphrase.
    Timmy: But I'm 42!
    Speaker: Just the Five of Us! After a mix up at the adoption agency the
             Chesterfields came home with three zany new houseguests.
    Dad: Timmy, tidy your room and go to bed.
    Jimmy: I'm so sick of this! I keep telling you I've got a rare disease. I look
           12 but I'm a 42-year-old investment banker. I wanna go out and get laid.
    Dad: Oh yeah and I'm Santa Claus. Now tidy your room.
    Timmy: Asshole!
    Dad: Shawn, our posh suburban home must be a welcome change from that alley
         you were sleeping in.
    Shawn: I really enjoy living here but there's not enough booze.
    Speaker: It's the funniest most touching half-hour on television.
    Dad: Charlotte, what's that smell?
    Charlotte: I set the couch on fire again.
    Shawn: Here I can help you with that.
    Speaker: And this week itís a very special Just the Five of Us where an
             attractive blonde lady tries to steal Timmy away.
    Timmy: Now you're talkin!
    Speaker: Just the Five of Us, Friday nights on VNC!
    
    ----------
    rr)
    (Music Plays)
    Toni: Alright alright, call your parents call your mother call in sick to work.
          I have a special treat for you. I'm telling you this ones on compact
          disc, compact disc! Have you seen these things, they're in stores now.
          I'm telling ya it's gonna knock your socks off. It's like a record only
          it's played by lasers that won't skip. WOW!
    -------------------------------
    ss) Bryan Adams - Run To You //
    -------------------------------
    She says her love for me could never die
    But that'd change if she ever found out about you and I
    
    Oh, but her love is cold
    It wouldn't hurt her if she didn't know, 'cause...
    
    When it gets too much
    I need to feel your touch 
    
    I'm gonna run to you
    I'm gonna run to you
    Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night
    I'm gonna run to you
    She's got a heart of gold she'd never let me down
    But you're the one that always turns me on
    You keep me comin' 'round
    
    I know her love is true
    But it's so damn easy makin' love to you
    
    I got my mind made up
    I need to feel your touch
    
    I'm gonna run to you
    Ya, I'm gonna run to you
    Cause when the feelin's right I'm gonna stay all night
    
    I'm gonna run to you
    Ya, I'm gonna run to you
    Oh when the feelin's right I'm gonna run all night
    I'm gonna run to you
    
    
    ----------
    Announcer: Before Flash FM, your miserable insignificant little life was
               laughable (people laughing). Now that you've found Flash FM notice
               you've suddenly become more popular. Suddenly everyone wants to hang
               out with you. Flash FM, you owe us your livelihood.
    ----------
    tt)
    Toni: This one is really good and I'm not receiving any special treatment or
          action on the tour bus to say that.
    ------------------------------------------------------
    uu) Electric Light Orchestra - Four Little Diamonds //
    ------------------------------------------------------
    I used to think she was the greatest thing
    I really cared, gave her a diamond ring
    She said she'd rather die than ever leave me
    Well I never saw her face since then
    And if the law don't get her then I will
    Four little diamonds
    She must be somewhere on the open road
    She always said she was a lonely one
    She gets you down with her tales of woe
    She took me for everything
    And if the law don't get her then I will
    Four little diamonds
    
    I looked around I climbed up high into the dawn
    But she was gone with the night
    I thought about the things she said
    And all the things we'd done
    But where could she run, she ran away
    There's just no answer to give
    I keep wonderin' about her, day and night
    She probably thinks I was a fool, she's right
    She don't know it
    But I'm gonna keep on searchin' for that woman
    I'm gonna search everywhere
    And if the law don't get her then I will
    Four little diamonds
    
    I still hear her callin' out to me,
    I still listen for her endlessly
    But it never even crossed my mind she was a cheater
    I gotta find where she hides
    'Cause if the law don't get her then I will
    Four little diamonds
    
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    5. Contact
    ===========
    I know some of the information above may have things left out or
    incorrect, if so, please e-mail me at phantom_lochlear@yahoo.com so they can be
    corrected. You can also e-mail me if you have any questions or feedback
    regarding this FAQ.
    
    
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    6. Credits
    ===========
    Special Thanks to GameFAQs for posting this.
    
    Thanks to my brother for helping me out with some of the script.
    
    Thanks to Maria Chambers (DJ Toni) for, well.. duh.
    
    Thanks to Heather and BKelly for pointing out (an) error(s)
    
    And of course Thanks to Rockstar games for making a great game.