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    Author: Physalis
    E-mail: troahbarton@terraworld.net
    Version: 1.0
    
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                                Table of Contents
    
    I. Contact Info
    
    II. Version History
    
    III. Game Scripts
    
         A. Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin'
    
         B. Lazlow I - V Rock 'till you drop!
    
         C. Love Fist - Love Fury
    
         D. Short Intermission
    
         E. David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose
    
         F. Short Intermission II
    
         G. Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
    
         H. Lazlow II - What you get on V Rock - Rock and Roll and Lazlow
    
         I. Motley Crue - Too Young to Fall in Love
    
         J. Lazlow III - That One Rocks!
    
         K. Commercial I - Be a Patriot!
    
         L. Commercial II - Love Fist concert!
    
         M. Lazlow IV - You're listening to V Rock!
    
         N. Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel the Noize
    
         O. Lazlow V - The 100% official home of rebellion.
    
         P. Commercial III - Exploder: Evacuator Part 2
    
         Q. Lazlow VI - All the rock you want and some you don't!
    
         R. The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary
    
         S. Lazlow VII - The home of rock and roll for 75 years! Featuring      
    Cousin Ed.
    
         T. Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon
    
         U. Lazlow VIII - Crash and Burn weekend.
    
         V. Commercial IV - Maibatsu Thunder
    
         W. Commercial V - Complete the Look
    
         X. Love Fist - Dangerous Bastard
    
         Y. Commercial IV - Ammu-Nation
    
         Z. Lazlow IX - A win it before you can pawn it weekend.
    
         AA. Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight
    
         AB. Lazlow X - A bad hair day.
    
         AC. Commercial V - The Exploder Survival Knife
    
         AD. Lazlow XI - A call from Snow Dog!
    
         AE. Loverboy - Working for the Weekend
    
         AF. Lazlow XII - A complaint from "Big" Mitch Baker
    
         AG. Alcatrazz - God Bless Video
    
         AH. Short Intermission III
    
         AI. Tesla - Cummin' Atcha Live
    
         AJ. Lazlow XIII - The Lazlow mega-music marathon!
    
         AK. Autograph - Turn Up the Radio 
    
         AL. Megadeth - Peace Sells
    
         AM. Short Intermission IV
    
         AN. Commercial VI - Knife After Dark
    
         AO. Lazlow XIV - Complaining moms
    
         AP. Anthrax - Madhouse
    
         AQ. Slayer - Raining Blood
    
         AR. Lazlow XV - A face for radio
    
         AS. Lazlow XVI - Stupid vulture
    
         AT. Special Section with Lazlow quitting V Rock
    
    IV. Interesting facts about the station and the music
    
    V. Credits
    
    VI. Legal Junk
    
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    I.                           Contact Info
    
    
    I. I've already gotten most of this script done, so I don't really need 
    any more feedback, but if you want to leave some input, e-mail me at 
    troahbarton@terraworld.net. If you have any questions about Vice City in 
    general, I'll be happy to answer them. I know just about everything and 
    I'm a regular at the Vice City board. You can also e-mail me with 
    suggestions on how to change the script. Thanks!
    
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    II.                          Version Info
     
    6-2-03
    
    Developed the ASCII art for the script, also started on the Judas Priest 
    song.
    
    6-3-03
    
    Completed Table of Contents as well as Contact Info and Version History.
    
    6-5-03
    
    Completed everything up to Lazlow III, pulling an all-nighter.
    
    6-6-03
    
    Completed the script up to The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary
    
    6-8-03
    
    Worked on the script more, getting up to Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the 
    Moon
    
    6-9-03
    
    Filled in spot around the Iron Maiden - Two Minutes to Midnight song, 
    but managed to complete it up to Telsa - Cummin' Atcha Live 
    
    6-10-03 to 6-13-03
    
    I took this time to start the game over and play some missions, mostly 
    for nostalgia. During this time, I basically relaxed but completed the 
    script up to Short Intermission IV.
    
    6-14-03
    
    Finished the whole script, started on the interesting facts section.
    
    6-19-03
    
    Finished the interesting facts and started looking through the script 
    for minor editing prior to submission.
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    Rock
    DJ: Lazlow as himself
    Imaging voice - Joe Kelly
    Imaging production - Jonathan Hanst
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    Judas Priest - You've Got Another Thing Comin'
    (Written by G. Topton, R. Halford, K.K. Downing)
    Judas Priest appear courtesy of Columbia Records.
    
    One life I'm gonna live it up 
    I'm takin' flight I said I'll never get enough 
    Stand tall I'm young and kinda proud 
    I'm on top as long as the music's loud 
    
    If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by 
    You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die 
    Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had 
    You think I'll let it go you're mad 
    You've got another thing comin' 
    You've got another thing comin'
    
    That's right here's where the talkin' ends 
    Well listen, listen this night there'll be some action spent 
    Drive hard I'm callin' all the shots 
    I got an ace card comin' down on the rocks 
    
    If you think I'll sit around while you chip away my brain 
    Listen I ain't foolin' and you'd better think again 
    Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had 
    You think I'll let it go you're mad 
    You got another thing comin 
    You got another thing comin'
    You got another thing comin'
    
    In this world we're livin' in we have our share of sorrow 
    Answer now is don't give in, aim for a new tomorrow 
    
    Oh so hot no time to take a rest yeah 
    Act tough ain't room for second best 
    Real strong got me some security 
    Hey I'm a big smash I'm goin' for infinity yeah 
    
    If you think I'll sit around as the world goes by 
    You're thinkin' like a fool cause it's a case of do or die 
    Out there is a fortune waitin' to be had 
    You think I'll let it go you're mad 
    You've got another thing comin'
    You've got another thing comin 
    You've got another thing comin 
    you've got another thing...Owowowow!
    You've got another thing comin'
    Hey comin' now
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    B. Lazlow I - V Rock 'till you drop!
    
    Lazlow: V Rock till you drop! God I never get tired of that one! Hey did 
    you hear that BJ is gonna be coming back to play for the Mambas, that is 
    unbelievable! You know I only been in Vice City a few months now, but 
    it's clear to me that my opinion is really important to you!
    
    Male V Rock Radio Voice: New wave this pal! We're the one and only V 
    Rock! 
    
    (A song starts to cue up.)
    
    LAZLOW: Don't forget Love Fist are in town right now... Love Fist is in 
    town... whatever I flunked school cause I'm hard core!
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    Rockstar's Lovefist - First Fury
    (Written by Allan Walker)
    Rockstar's Love fist appear courtesy of Rockstar North.
    
    Here we go again
    Cruisin in the right side of town
    Where the chicks taste like candy, but all the guys look like clowns
    Yea! Here's what I'm gonna do 
    I'm gonna get and fix some of the best
    Driving by in my Porscha, down in the roadhouse to get us some
    
    Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy
    Our love rockets are too aroused
    The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
    Shooting love fist fuel all around
    
    Six A. M. on the morning after the beast rest up for awhile
    Last night saw some ugly fighting brawl
    Because the badge mustn't want us in town
    I said "come on guys chill for awhile, join us in our Fist world"
    Thank god the badge chose the Love Fist for a drunken crazy wild
    
    Love Fist fury, checkin out all the pussy
    Let your love rockets do all the rounds
    The girls are going crazy, tonight is getting hazy
    Shooting love fist fuel from their mouths
    
    Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy
    Our love rockets are too aroused
    The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
    Shooting love fist fuel all around
    
    Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy
    Our love rockets are too aroused
    The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
    Shooting love fist fuel all around
    
    Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy
    Our love rockets are too aroused
    The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
    Shooting love fist fuel all around
    
    Love Fist fury, we're just getting pussy
    Our love rockets are too aroused
    The girls are going crazy cause we ain't getting lazy
    Shooting love fist fuel all around
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    D. Short Intermission
    
    Male V Rock Radio Voice: V Rock! (Echo)
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    David Lee Roth - Yankee Rose
    (Lyrics by S. Vai; Written by D.L. Roth)
    David Lee Roth appear coutesy of Warner Bros. Records Inc.
    
    (guitar sounding like a voiice, saying "hey there")
    What?
    (guitar sounding like "look at that!")
    Well, let me roll up on to the
    Sidewalk and take a look
    Yes, Whoa! 
    (guitar: "whoa!")
    She's beautiful
    (guitar: fox whistle)
    I'm talkin' about a Yankee Rose
    (guitar laughing along with Roth)
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha and she looks wild
    (guitar: "wild!")
    wild
    (guitar: "wild!")
    wild
    (guitar: "wild!")
    wild!
    
    Are you ready for the new sensation?
    Well, here's the shot heard 'round the world.
    All you backroom boys salute when her flag unfurls.
    Well, guess who's back in circulation?
    Now, I don't know what you may have heard
    but what I need right now's the original goodtime girl.
    
    She's a vision from coast to coast, (coast to coast)
    sea to shining sea. (sea to shining sea)
    Hey, sister, you're perfect host. (Make a toast)
    
    Show me your bright lights and your city lights (eh oh), all right.
    I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose.
    Bright lights in your city lights (eh oh), all right.
    I'm talkin' 'bout it.
    
    When she walks, watch, the sparks will fly,
    firecrackin' on the fourth of July.
    No sad songs tonight, something's in the air. (Do you feel like this?)
    She's a real state of independents.
    So pretty when her rockets glare,
    still provin' any night that her flag is still there.
       
    She's a vision from coast to coast, (coast to coast)
    sea to shining sea. (sea to shining sea)
    Hey, sister, you're the perfect host. (Make a toast)
    
    Show me your bright lights and your city lights (eh oh), all right.
    I'm talkin' 'bout the Yankee Rose.
    Bright lights in your city lights (eh oh), all right.
    I'm in love with the Yankee Rose.
    
    Ah, she's beautiful, alright,
    mm, nothin' like her in the whole world.
    Yeah, she's right on time, I'm on the case.
    Pick up the phone, no time to waste.
    She got the beat and here's a little bit comin' your way.
    
    Oh raise 'em up there
    Let's see who salutes baby
    Little bit, little bit, little bit higher
    Here's the National Anthem
    Swing 'em from here
    I wanna get
    A little bit of apple pie man 
    
    Bright lights, city lights...
    Bright lights, city lights...
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    Male VRock Radio Voice: If you can't wear a spandex jumpsuit, what can 
    you do? This is V Rock!
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    Twisted Sister - I Wanna Rock
    (Written by Dee Snider)
    Twisted Sister appear courtesy of Atlantic Recording Corp.
    
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    
    Turn it down you say,
    Well all I got to say to you is time, time again I say, "No!"
    No! No, No, No, No, No!
    Tell me not to play
    Well, all I got to say to you when you tell me not to play,
    I say, "No!"
    No! No, No, No, No, No!
    So, if you ask me why I like the way I play it
    There's only one thing I can say to you
    
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    
    There's a feelin' that
    I get from nothin' else and there ain't nothin' in the world
    That makes me go!
    Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
    Turn the power up
    I've waited for so long so I could hear my favorite song so,
    Let's go!
    Go! Go, go, go, go, go!
    When it's like this I feel the music shootin' through me
    There's nothin' else that I would rather do
    
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
     
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock!
    
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I wanna rock! (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    Rock (Rock)
    I want to rock (Rock)
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    H. Lazlow II - What you get on V Rock - Rock and Roll and Lazlow
    
    Male VRock Radio Voice: The 100% official home of rebellion! V Rock!
    
    Lazlow: Alright we got some more rock lined up for ya. But wait! One 
    moment! I...I think you rather listen to me talk for a while first. 
    That's what you get on V Rock, rock and roll and me. I'm not sure which 
    I prefer...
    
    (song starts up)
    
    Here's the Crue.
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    Motley Crue - Too Youn to Fall in Love
    (Written by Mikki Sixx) 
    Motley Crue appear courtesy of Leftbank Records doing business as Beyond 
    Music
    
    You say our love
    Is like dynamite
    Open your eyes
    it's like fire and ice
    Well you're killing me
    Your love's a guillotine
    Why don't you just set me free
    
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)
    
    (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)
    
    Run for the hills
    We're both sinners and saints
    Not a woman, but a whore
    Oh I can taste the hate
    Well now I'm killing you
    Watch your face turning blue
    Not yet a man
    Just a punk in the street
    
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (to fall in love)
    
    (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Much too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love)
    
    You say our love
    Is like dynamite
    its no surprise
    you've got one-way eyes
    Well you're killing me
    Your love's a guillotine
    Not yet a man
    Just a punk in the street
    
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (to fall in love)
    
    (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Much too young)
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    J. Lazlow III - That One Rocks!
    
    Lazlow: Thanks guys! That one rocks!
    (the song is still going)
    
    (Oh I'm too young)
    Too Young To Fall in Love (Too young to fall in love) (fades out)
    
    Lazlow: Here on V Rock the home of the vulture in Vice City. The Vulture 
    is our mascot, which we need because those idiots, the retards, the guys 
    that wear the suits in marketing think I can't carry this station on my 
    own. Well you're wrong! I hope I die before I get old! I'm sure I will 
    thanks to this life of excess I lead.
    
    Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock! For people who wear nametags to work.
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    K. Commercial I - Be a Patriot!
    
    Male Voice: What makes a real American? A cowboy hat? Enjoying a fine T-
    bone steak? Going to a baseball game? Shooting a gun? Maybe it's the 
    freedom to go into a poor country and tell them how to do things?! Heh! 
    Those are all great qualities! But one thing that makes a true patriot 
    is the ability to choose an American car! When you buy an import you 
    take a hot meal off a hard working American's table. (Baby cries) There, 
    there! This poor girl is going to starve to death, just because you 
    bought a cheaper, more efficient Maibazu. Without gross symbols of 
    excess, what will Americans have to look up to? Our great industries is 
    a threaten! Cars, pornography, armaments! And they need your help! So 
    the next time you buy a car, a piece of adult literature or a missile 
    defense system! Make sure you do the American thing!
    
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    L. Commercial II - Love Fist concert!
    
    Male VRock Radio Voice: Lock up your daughters! (Door is slammed then 
    locked) Shoot your sons!
    
    Litte boy: Dad! (Gun fires)
    
    Male VRock Radio Voice: Because Love Fist is coming to town! (Fist! 
    Fist! Fist till morning!) The world tour that has been ban through out 
    the world comes to Vice City. The monsters of rock and roll excess, Love 
    Fist! (The girls are going crazy cause we are getting lazy shooting love 
    fist fuel all around) Get ready for a night of death metal love ballads 
    that'll have you shoving your fist in the air! It's the steel hearts, 
    stone cold prostate tour! Brought to you by Giggle Cream, because 
    dessert should be funny! And the Maibazu Thunder, because after you get 
    struck by lighting (thunder) there's thunder! Come see the pounding rock 
    from the band that brought 
    you hits like "Shin Stainer", "Liver Buster" and "Dangerous Man Dead 
    Family". Come get love fisted! Love Fist at the Vice City arena! Brought 
    to you by V Rock!
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    M. Lazlow IV - You're listening to V Rock!
    
    Lazlow: Welcome back you're listening to V Rock. Let's get on with the 
    rock and roll! I'm Lazlow, Enjoy this one. It's really special.
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    Quiet Riot - Cum On Feel the Noise
    (Written by N. Holder, J. Lea)
    Quiet Riot appear coutesy of Portrait/Epic Records
    
    Cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild, 
    Wild, wild, wild,
    
    So you think I got an evil mind, 
    I'll tell you honey
    I don't know why
    I don't know why
    
    So you think my singing's out of time, 
    It makes me money
    I don't know why
    I don't know why anymore
    Oh no
    
    So cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild, 
    Wild, wild, wild, 
    Cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild, 
    Come on!!!
    
    So you say I got a funny face, 
    I got no worries
    And I don't know why
    I don't know why
    
    I'm a scruff bag well it's no disgrace, 
    I'm in no hurry
    And I don't know why
    I don't know why anymore
    No, no, no
    
    So cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild, 
    Wild, wild, wild, 
    Cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild, 
    Wild, wild (Come on!)
    
    Well you think we have a lazy time, 
    You should know better
    I don't know why
    I don't know why
    
    So you say I got a dirty mind, 
    I'm a mean go getter
    I don't know why
    I don't know why anymore
    Oh no
    
    Cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild,
    Wild, wild, wild,
    
    Cum on feel the noise
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild,
    Oooooh
    
    Cum on, feel it
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild, wild, wild, (We're gonna get wild)
    Wild, wild, wild, 
    Cum on feel the noise (rock it tonight)
    Girls rock your boys
    We'll get wild,
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    O. Lazlow V - The 100% official home of rebellion.
    
    
    Male VRock Radio Voice: The home of rebellion and the Vulture (squawk)! 
    This is V Rock! Where rock and roll reign supreme! Where we'll peck your 
    eyes out!
    
    Lazlow: This is the 100% official home of rebellion with me Lazlow. The 
    rebel rouser, hell raiser in chief! That's right! I'am the master of 
    darkness! That's why my name's Lazlow.
    
    Male VRock Radio Vocie: It's Lazlow on V Rock! The home of all 
    rebellion! We'll be right back!
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    Commercial III - Exploder: Evacuator Part 2
    
    Narrator: He was a man of peace, living on a quiet farm in North Dakota. 
    Till one day all hell broke loose! (Gun shots are heard)
    
    Soldier: Tim we need you!
    
    Tim: I'm a man of peace, I'm done killing! I wanna raise a family!
    
    Soldier: That's just it Tim! They got your family!
    
    Tim: Nooooo!
    
    Narrator: Jack Howitzer is Tim in Exploder! From the heart of America to 
    the jungles of Cambodia, follow one man's quest for peace.
    
    Tim: Hoo Chi Fat is that you?
    
    Hoo Chi: Tim I know you come! Just like old days we kill everybody!
    
    Soldier (in helicopter): Tim they got your wife!
    
    Tim: But I'm not married!
    
    Soldier: You are now to America!
    
    Narrator: He went in to save his country, but found his family and lost 
    a friend. (Gun shot)
    
    Tim: Hoo Chi!
    
    Hoo Chi: Tim don't leave me! You thought me baseball game and how to 
    laugh!
    
    Tim: Nooo! He would have been a fine American. (sniff) I'll cry when I'm 
    done killin!
    
    Narrator: Get your self a body bag, strap your self in, start making 
    friends... the American way! Exploder: Evacuator Part 2! Rated PG may 
    include patriotic garbage.
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    Q. Lazlow VI - All the rock you want and some you don't!
    
    Lazlow: Hey it's V Rock! All the rock you want and some you don't. I 
    know what the people want! Some mutha-fatha V Rock!
    
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    The Cult - She Sells Sanctuary
    (Written by I. Ashbury, B. Duffy)
    The Cult appear coutesy of Bears Banquet
     
    Oh the heads that turn 
    Make my back burn 
    And those heads that turn 
    Make my back, make my back burn
     
    The sparkle in your eyes 
    Keeps me alive 
    And the sparkle in your eyes 
    Keeps me alive, keeps me alive 
    The world and the world turns around 
    The world and the world ya hear 
    The world drags me down
     
    Oh the heads that turn 
    Make my back burn
    And those heads that turn 
    Make my back, make my back burn
    Yeah
    
    The fire in your eyes
    Keeps me alive 
    And the fire in your eyes
    Keeps me alive 
    I'm sure in her you'll find 
    The sanctuary 
    I'm sure in her you'll find 
    The sanctuary 
    And the world
    The world turns around 
    And the world and the world 
    The world drags me down
    And the world and the world and the world 
    The world drags me down
    And the world and the world and the world and the world 
    The world drags me down
    
    And the world
    And the world turns around 
    And the world and the world 
    Yeah the world drags me down
    And the world 
    Yeah the world turns around
    And the world and the world 
    The world drags me down
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    S. Lazlow VII - The home of rock and roll for 75 years! Featuring Cousin 
    Ed.
    
    Jazz Torrent: This is Jezz Torrent from Love Fist. If you wanna take on 
    the chin, you'll remain listening to V Rock.
    
    Lazlow: Vice City's home of rock and roll for 75 years. Let's go to the 
    V-line. Hello you're on V Rock.
    
    Ed: Dude! You took my job alright! I got a major beef with you!
    
    Lazlow: Who is this?
    
    Ed: Ed! Maybe you remember me! Now I'm out driving a bus, standing on 
    unemployment lines getting yelled at by my wife because I don't make 
    enough money!
    
    Lazlow: Look man! The station is taking another direction. It's heading 
    in like in a new direction, it happens to be a Lazlow direction.
    
    Ed: No! It's not a new direction, it's a cheap direction! They're saving 
    money on you! You are cheap! Lazlow equals cheap!
    
    Lazlow: Listen this is rock and roll man! It comes and it goes! It's 
    better to burn out than fade away!
    
    Ed: So-you're calling me a burn out! Is that what you're saying?!
    
    LAZLOW: Well I heard you applied for this job with a resume written on 
    rolling papers, come on!
    
    Ed: Oh yea, and you sent yours in hand written calligraphy with a 
    bouquet of flowers... that's not rock and roll man! Rock and roll is a 
    life style! You got to live it, you got to know it! You don't know a 
    damn thing about music! Twisted Sister "I Wanna Rock" I came up with 
    those profound lyrics, I helped Dee! Autograph "Turn up the Radio"! 
    Their talking about me man! Turn up the radio, turn up Cousin Ed! What's 
    the mascot's name for Iron Maiden? Do you even know? Give me a clue!
    
    Lazlow: Listen dude! First off, Cousin Ed is a really weak radio name!
    What're you like a red neck? 
    
    Ed: Wha-What did you do? Let me ask you about high school! Did...Were you 
    in the high school band?
    
    Lazlow: No!
    
    Ed: You were in the band? Weren't you?
    
    Lazlow: Yes!
    
    Ed: Yea! While you were learning the Star Spangle Banner, I was in a 
    garage drummin to Def Leppard songs!
    
    Lazlow: Ah listen... I know who the mascot for Iron Maiden is...
    
    Ed: Who!? 
    
    Lazlow: It's a puppy!
    
    Ed: No! His name is Eddy! Cousin Eddy, where do you think it came from? 
    Cousin Ed, Eddy, Iron Maiden! Put two and two together my friend!
    
    Lazlow: (scoff) Listen that was old rock! This is new rock man! You got 
    to step aside!
    
    Ed: New rock! I don't even use the playlist! You probably have a 
    playlist; I rolled mine into a big fatty and smoked it!
    
    Lazlow: Listen! I'm a rock station DJ ok! Let's get some rock severed 
    up! This is V Rock!
    
    Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock!
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    Ozzy Osbourne - Bark at the Moon
    (Written by O. Osbourne)
    Ozzy Osbourne appears courtesy of Epic Records
    
    Screams break the silence
    Waking from the dead of night
    Vengeance is boiling
    He's returned to kill the light
    Then when he's found who he's looking for
    Listen in awe and you'll hear him
    
    Bark at the moon
    Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha...
    
    Years spent in torment (weird resonance effects)
    Buried in a nameless grave
    Now he has risen
    Miracles would have to save
    Those that the beast is looking for
    Listen in awe and you'll hear him
    
    Bark at the moon
    Hey yeah, bark at the moon
    
    They cursed and buried him along with shame
    And thought his timeless soul had gone (gone)
    In empty burning hell - unholy one
    But he's returned to prove them wrong (so wrong)
    Ooh, yeah baby
    
    Howling in shadows
    Living in a lunar spell
    He finds his heaven
    Spewing from the mouth of hell
    Those that the beast is looking for
    Listen in awe and you'll hear him
    
    Bark at the moon
    Hey yeah, bark at the moon
    Hey yeah, bark at the moon
    Oh, oh yeah, bark at the moon
    Hooooooooowl! 
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    U. Lazlow VIII - Crash and Burn weekend.
    
    Lazlow: Yea! Hey don't forget this weekend, all weekend long it's a 
    crash and burn weekend! Willy the Vulture is gonna be there handing out 
    sharp objects. It is gonna rock! We're gonna have to take a break right 
    now. But we'll be back in a few short seconds and maybe even give you an 
    opportunity to win a vulture T-shirt. Don't go away.
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    V. Commercial IV - Maibatsu Thunder
    
    (Car engine is turned on, revvin engine)
    MALE VOICE: Nights of the road, here's your stallion! (Stallion noice)
    The car for freedom! (Woman: Freedom!) The car for hot excitement!  
    (Woman: Excitement!) The car for a man who's alone against the elements! 
    (Woman: The Maibatzu Thunder)The pride is back! It's the power of a 
    compact! (Woman: It looks small but it's so big) Fuel injected! (Woman: 
    Inject me!) Maibazu Thunder! On the tall road of life, you have to pay 
    to prove you can! Live the emotion of an individual! (Thunder) The 
    awesome power of nature, distilled into one vehicle! (Wow) Because after 
    you get struck by lighting... (thunder) there's thunder! (Woman: The 
    Maibazu Thunder)  
    
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    W. Commercial V - Complete the Look
    
    MALE VOICE: Feather hair, pentagram necklace, something missing? (Woman: 
    Complete the look) Complete the look with a pair of crotch hugging, 
    slightly too short, acid washed, skin tight jeans at Vice City's one 
    stop shop for the rebel who sets his own style! (Woman: Wow! You look 
    like a Satanist) Complete the look!
    
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    Love Fist - Dangerous Bastard
    Andy Thomson: drums
    Mark Farquhar: bass
    Neil Mchaffie: rhythm guitar
    Trevor McDonald: lead gutar
    Niall Mathewson: guest guitar
    Paul Mackie: vocals
    Paul Mackie, Mark Farquhar, Craif Conner, Les Benzies, Colid Donald: 
    backing vocals
    Written by: Alla Walker
    Arranged by: Allan Walkker, Craig Conner
    Lyrics by: Allan Walkker, Craig Conner
    
    
    Yell
    Ahhhhhhhhh!
    Yell!
    Come on now!
    Let me see ya!
     
    Well, I'm a dangerous bastard
    And I am bullet-proof
    I take life as a lesson
    Sometimes I get flu
    The devil looks into my eye
    And he makes my voice go high
    Is there nothing in these eyes
    That I need to know
     
    Is it true you like my curl
    Do you think we look like girls
    Would it cause a section block
    If you saw our great big socks
     
    Ahhhh!
    Let me see ya
     
    I keep drivin' faster
    Goin through the roof
    I wanna run a delicatessen
    That don't make me a poof
    Action, camera, lipstick lights
    I fit in Mercedes's tights
    No one knows that I play guitar
    Wearing her red bra
     
    Is it true you like my curl
    Do you think we look like girls
    Would it cause a section block
    If you saw our great big socks
     
    Thank you, thank you
    Good Evening
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    MALE ANNOUNCER: New wave this pal! We're the one and only V Rock!
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    Y. Commercial IV - Ammu-Nation
    
    MALE VOICE: The store leading the fight against communism is having a 
    blow out sale! Ammu-Nation has a wide array of peacemakers! Come by 
    Ammu-Nation on Militia-Mondays, exercise your second Amendment right and 
    get 10% off all armor piercing bullets. We're the only gun store that 
    let's you try before you buy it! Need anti-tank missile? We've got'em! 
    Flamethrowers? Oh yeah! No credit, no problem! No money down, 90 days, 
    same as cash. Shot now, pay later! If you're in the 10 minute waiting 
    period fire off a few rounds at the Ammu-Nation gun range, featuring 
    faces of commies paint coats! Come by Ammu-Nation and register to win an 
    anti-aircraft gun actually used when we whooped Australia's ass! This 
    weekend is the Ammu-Nation Film Festival with free screening of the 
    documentary Red Dawn! Ammu-Nation protecting your 
    rights!
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    Z. Lazlow IX - A win it before you can pawn it weekend.
    
    Lazlow: Hey here's another track! Remember it's gonna be a "win it 
    before you can pawn it" weekend! I love to give stuff away at this radio 
    station, especially if the record company gave it to us in exchange to 
    play their songs. Rock and roll!
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    Iron Maiden - 2 Minutes to Midnight
    (Written by Bruce Dickinson, Adrian Smith)
    Iron Maiden Appear courtesy of Sanctuary Records
    
    Kill for gain or shoot to maim 
    But we don't need a reason 
    The Golden Goose is on the loose 
    And never out of season 
    Some blackened pride still burns inside 
    This shell of bloody treason 
    Here's my gun for a barrel of fun 
    For the love of living death. 
    
    The killer's breed or the demon's seed, 
    The glamour, the fortune, the pain, 
    Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, 
    But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    The hands that threaten doom. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    To kill the unborn in the womb. 
    
    The blind men shout let the creatures out 
    We'll show the unbelievers 
    The napalm screams of human flames 
    Of a prime time Belsen feast...YEAH! 
    As the reasons for the carnage cut their meat and lick the gravy, 
    We oil the jaws of the war machine and feed it with our babies. 
    
    The killer's breed or the demon's seed, 
    The glamour, the fortune, the pain, 
    Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, 
    But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    The hands that threaten doom. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    To kill the unborn in the womb.
    
    The body bags and little rags of children torn in two 
    And the jellied brains of those who remain to put the finger right on 
    you. 
    As the madmen play on words and make us all dance to their song, 
    To the tune of starving millions to make a better kind of gun.
    
    The killer's breed or the demon's seed, 
    The glamour, the fortune, the pain, 
    Go to war again, blood is freedom's stain, 
    But don't you pray for my soul anymore. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    The hands that threaten doom. 
    2 minutes to midnight 
    To kill the unborn in the womb.
    Midnight..
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    AB. Lazlow X - A bad hair day.
    
    Lazlow: I'll tell ya, I must be having a bad hair day today. I mean I 
    live that life of a rock n roll DJ 24/7! So sometime I'm not looking all 
    that great and wake up in weird places but I always look moody. So 
    anyway today check this out, I got turn down for a date by a waitress! 
    Can you believe that! I mean who would turn down me for a date? You're a 
    waitress baby! Not a megastar! Bring me some ketchup honey! Some people 
    just don't know talent when they see it or hear it!
    
    Male VRock Radio Voice: While other stations are playing this! (cheesy 
    harp plays) We're playing this! (guitar power chords) V Rock!
    
    Lazlow: We're gonna take a break and then hit the phones... really hard 
    with are heads! Oh yea! And remember if your request is on our playlist, 
    I might just play it if you call in.
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    AC. Commercial V - The Exploder Survival Knife
    
    Male Voice: It's the knife that saved America! If you liked the film 
    Exploder, you'll love this enormous commemorate survival knife! In the 
    handle you'll find all the things you'll need in any wilderness, 
    disasters situation or the jungle of your backyard! It comes complete 
    with fishing line, needle and thread for sowing gashes back together and 
    an incredible useful endurable toothpick!
    
    Hoo Chi: Tim go on with out me! I got taffy stuck in tooth!
    
    Tim: It's ok Hoo Chi! Try this! (knife cutting stuff up)
    
    Male voice: For those unplanned extended stays in the jungle, there's a 
    saw for building your own hut, toilet paper and a fold out woman for 
    company! As well as a serrated blade that can kill a man before he can 
    scream!
    
    Man: (knife sounds) Aggh..
    
    Tim: That'll shut you up!
    
    Male: The Exploder Survival Knife! It's the knife that saved America! 
    Now it can save you!
    
    Tim: This knife killed 25 thousand people in Cambodia, now you can too! 
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    AD. Lazlow XI - A call from Snow Dog!
    
    Lazlow: Be sure to stop by Complete the Look to shoplift your self a V 
    Rock vulture t-shirt, they kick ass! Alright going to the phones! Who's 
    this?
    
    Snow Dog: Yo man this is Snow Dog!
    
    Lazlow: Snow Dog? What kinda name is that?!
    
    Snow Dog: Yo! You're one to ask LAZLOW!
    
    Lazlow: I mean it's just kinda weird, I mean especially since there's no 
    snow in Vice City. Anyway! What are you doing out there today Snow Dog?!
    
    Snow Dog: Yo I'm gonna wallpaper my room with black trash bags!
    
    Lazlow: Black trash bags that's classy! Make sure you spray paint V Rock 
    across it your mom will love that one! Here's some more nonstop help me 
    I'm unemployed rock!
    
    (Loverboy - Working for the Weekend Plays... suiting, eh?)
    
    JEZZ TORRENT: I'm Jezz Torrent and this is V Rock! Keep on rockin!
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    Loverboy - Working for the Weekend
    (Written by Paul Dean, Matthew Frenette, Mike Reno)
    Loverboy appear courtesy of Columbia records
    
    Everyone's watching, to see what you will do 
    Everyone's looking at you, oh 
    Everyone's wondering, will you come out tonight 
    Everyone's trying to get it right, get it right 
    
    Everybody's working for the weekend 
    Everybody wants a little romance 
    Everybody's goin' off the deep end 
    Everybody needs a second chance, oh 
    You want a piece of my heart 
    You better start from the start 
    You wanna be in the show 
    Come on baby lets go 
    
    Everyone's looking to see if it was you 
    Everyone wants you to come through 
    Everyone's hoping it'll all work out 
    Everyone's waiting they're holding out 
    
    Everybody's working for the weekend 
    Everybody wants a little romance 
    Everybody's goin' off the deep end 
    Everybody needs a second chance, oh 
    You want a piece of my heart 
    You better start from the start 
    You wanna be in the show 
    Come on baby lets go 
    Hey!
    
    You want a piece of my heart
    You better start from the start
    You wanna be in the show
    Come on baby lets go!
    You want a piece of my heart
    You better start from the start
    You wanna be in the show
    Come on baby lets go!
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    AF. Lazlow XII - A complaint from "Big" Mitch Baker
    
    Lazlow: Alright! It's Lazlow on V Rock! Let's go to the V-phones! Hello 
    it's your big day; you're on live with Lazlow!
    
    Mitch Baker: Hey son! Who is this?
    
    Lazlow: Uhh... It's Lazlow! A. k. a. DJ hard rocker!
    
    Mitch Baker: I'm glad to hear it, but I thought this was a rock station 
    son! And all I'm hearing is girl's music! What're you doin? You got 
    personal problems you sort 'em out son! But don't drag the rest of us 
    down with ya, you hear?
    
    Lazlow: Now-now hold on pal! I'm playing the best music in Vice City!
    
    Mitch Baker: No! You hold on son! This is Mitch Baker here! Big Mitch 
    Baker! You play something hard real soon or I'm gonna come by the 
    station and shove that sissy soft rock crap so far down your throat, 
    you'll be crappin hair bands till Christmas! You hear??
    
    Lazlow: Uh...Ok!
    
    Mitch Baker: Cause I didn't fight, and maim and kill for this damn 
    country, so I can hear grown men abusing the uniform of long hair and 
    leather with this damn awful wailing! I wanna rock! Now good day sir.
    
    Lazlow: Gah! Vets are so cranky! If you don't like the music start your 
    own radio station. It's easy!
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    Alcatrazz - God Bless Video
    (Written by G. Bonnet, S. Vai)
    Alcatrazz appear coutesy of Capitor Records under license from EMI-
    Capitor Music Special Markets
    
    Lets take a plane and go somewhere exotic
    To play with a non-descript song
    We'll shoot all the crotch shots for 12 year old hopefuls
    To make you a real man my son
    Ahh real man my son
    
    Some cheap kid from Birmingham
    Blessed with an accent
    That pours like the darkest brown ale
    Just one more puppet, piss elegant marionette
    He's just a fast buck for sale
    Ahh fast buck for sale
    
    Don't you know that God blessed video
    We know that God blessed video
    
    Break out the cameras that re-shape my face
    And get someone to carve up my hair
    If you can't beat them, you might as well join 'em
    And be glad to say you were there
    Ahh say you were there
    
    Don't you know that God blessed video
    We know that God blessed video
    We know that God blessed video
    
    Don't you know that God blessed video
    We know that God blessed video
    We know that God blessed video
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    AH. Short Intermission III
    
    Male Announcer: If you wake up next to a fat hog in a trailer, you're 
    livin the life of V Rock! (oink, oink)
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    Tesla - Cumin' Atcha Live
    (Written by Frank Hannon, Jeff Keith, Brian Wheat)
    Tesla appear courtesy of Universal Music Group
    
    Owwww!
    I'm a mean machine; I'm the kind you don't wanna meet
    My middle name is trouble; I'm a danger in the street
    My motors in overdrive, I got my pedal to the floor
    Never get enough, always comin' back for more yeah yeah
    
    Here I come, better step aside
    Here I come, I'm comin' atcha live, comin' atcha live
    
    I'm the one you want, I never give a warning twice
    Anything could happen like the rollin' of the dice - now!
    Here I come, you better step aside
    Here I come, comin' atcha live
    
    Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
    Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
    Comin' at you live, oh here I come
    Come on!
    
    Comin' at you live, I'm comin' atcha live
    Comin' at you live, comin' atcha live
    Comin' at you live, oh here I come
    Comin' at you live, step aside, oh step aside
    Ow! Ow! Oh yeah, here I come, here I come!
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    AJ. Lazlow XIII - The Lazlow mega-music marathon!
    
    Lazlow: Alright welcome back! Comin up we got a special treat for you! 
    The Lazlow mega-music marathon! Where I play two records back to back 
    and then some commercials and then two more records! 
    
    (Autograph - Turn up the Radio starts to play)
    
    Lazlow: Oh yeah! And remember if you wanna get a great new hair style, 
    Sissy Sprits is probably the way to go. Either that or a perm... or 
    both. Sissy Sprits your perm! That's pretty cool! That's what I got and 
    it works for me! Anyway it's time for Lazlow mega-music marathon! Let's 
    start off with this one...
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    Autograph - Turn Up The Radio
    (Written by Steven Plunkett, Rand Rand, Steve Isham, Steve Lynch, Keni 
    Richards)
    Autograph appear coutesy of The RCA Records Label, under licence from 
    BMG Special Products
    
    Turn it up!
    Yeah!
    I'm working hard, you're working too
    We do it every day
    For every minute I have to work
    I need a minute of play
    Day in day out all week long
    Things go better with rock
    The only time I turn it down
    Is when I'm sleepin it off
    
    Turn up the radio
    I need the music, gimmie some more
    Turn up the radio
    I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
    
    Now listen!
    I wanna shake, I wanna dance
    So count it off a-one two three
    I feel the beat, I'm in a trance
    No better place to be
    Daytime night-time, anytime
    Things go better with rock
    I'm goin' twenty four hours a day
    I can't seem to stop
    
    Turn up the radio
    I need the music, gimmie some more
    Turn up the radio
    I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
    Turn up the radio
    I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
    
    Turn up the radio
    I need the music, gimmie some more
    Yeah!
    Turn up the radio
    I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
    Waaaaaaaaaah!
    Turn up the radio
    Come on!
    I need the music, gimmie some more
    Everybody
    Turn up the radio
    Turn it up!
    I wanna feel it got to gimmie some more
    (Whooooooooooo!)
    Turn up the radio
    Turn it up!
    I need the music, gimmie some more
    (Gimmie some more)
    Turn up the radio
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    Megadethh - Peace Sells
    (Written by Mustaine)
    Megadeth appears courtesy of Capitor Records, Under License from EMI-
    Capitol Musc Special Markets
    
    What do you mean, "I don't believe in God"?
    I talk to him every day.
    What do you mean, "I don't support your system"?
    I go to court when I have to.
    What do you mean, "I can't get to work on time"?
    I got nothing better to do
    And, what do you mean, "I don't pay my bills"?
    Why do you think I'm broke? Huh?
    
    If there's a new way,
    I'll be the first in line.
    But, it better work this time.
    
    What do you mean, "I hurt your feelings"?
    I didn't know you had any feelings.
    What do you mean, "I ain't kind"?
    I'm just not your kind.
    What do you mean, "I couldn't be president, of the United States of 
    America"?
    Tell me something, it's still "We the people", right?
    
    If there's a new way
    I'll be the first in line,
    But, it better work this time.
    
    Can you put a price on peace?
    Peace,
    Peace sells,
    Peace, 
    Peace sells, 
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    Peace sells, but who's buying?
    No, peace sells...
    Peace sells
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    AM. Short Intermission IV
    
    Male VRock Radio Voice: Only sissies cry! (Boo, woo) Real men stand in 
    the rain and 
    listen to this! (Thunder noise) V, V, V, V, V, V Rock!
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    AN. Commercial VI - Knife After Dark
    
    Male voice: He was just the boy next door...
    
    Old man: Hi! Well hello there Danny! I didn't know it was hockey season.
    
    Boy: Hey can I borrow a knife!
    
    Male vocie: A deadly curse, a deranged killer, a small town in tears! 
    Knife After Dark rated R.. for Retarded.
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    AO. Lazlow XIV - Complaining moms
    
    Lazlow: You know if one more mom calls complaining, "My son listened to 
    your station then he flunked out of school wah, wah, wah!" Well how you 
    gonna learn to party at school mom?!
    
    Male VRock Radio Voice: V Rock!
    
    Lazlow: And now for part two of the music marathon... hold on tight!
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    Anthrax - Madhouse
    (Written by Anthrax)
    Anthrax appear courtesy of Island Def Jam Music Group)
    
    White coats to bind me, out of control
    I live alone inside my mind
    World of confusion, air filled with noise
    Who says that my life's such a crime?
    
    Trapped in this nightmare!
    I wish I'd wake
    As my whole life begins to shake
    Four walls surround me
    An empty gaze
    I can't find my way out of this maze
    
    'Cause I don't care
    Fall in, fall out
    Gone without a doubt, help me!
    I can't take the blame
    They don't feel the shame
    
    It's a Madhouse
    Or so they claim
    It's a Madhouse
    Oh, am I insane?
    
    My fears behind me, what can I do
    My dreams haunt my sleep at night
    Oh no, won't learn their lesson, white fills my eyes
    And only then they see the light
    
    Trapped, in this nightmare
    I wish I'd wake
    As my whole life begins to shake
    Four walls surround me
    An empty gaze
    I can't find my way out of this maze
    
    'Cause I don't care
    Fall in, fall out
    Gone without a doubt, help me!
    I can't take the blame
    They don't feel the shame
    
    It's a Madhouse
    Or so they claim
    It's a Madhouse
    Oh, am I insane?
    
    Trapped, in this nightmare
    I wish I'd wake
    As my whole life begins to shake
    Four walls surround me
    An empty gaze
    I can't find my way out of this maze
    
    'Cause I don't care
    Fall in, fall out
    Gone without a doubt, help me!
    I can't take the blame
    They don't feel the shame
    
    It's a Madhouse
    Or so they claim
    It's a Madhouse
    Oh, am I insane?
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    Slater - Raining BLood
    (Lyrics by K. King; Music and Lyrics by J. Hannerman)
    Slayer appear courtesy of Island Def Jam Music Group
    
    Trapped in purgatory
    A lifeless object, alive
    Awaiting reprisal
    Death will be their acquisition
     
    The sky is turning red
    Return to power draws near
    Fall into me, the sky's crimson tears
    Abolish the rules made of stone
     
    Pierced from below, souls of my treacherous past
    Betrayed by many, now ornaments dripping above
    
    Awaiting the hour of reprisal
    Your time slips away
     
    Raining blood
    From a lacerated sky
    Bleeding its horror
    Creating my structure
    Now I shall reign in blood!
    (Lighting followed by rain)
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    AR. Lazlow XV - A face for radio
    
    Lazlow: You know I chose those two myself! I'm sick of people calling up 
    and saying I don't have a passion for music and that I have a face for 
    radio. What's that about?!
    
    Male VRock Radio Vocie: While other station's listeners are at school, 
    (Piano plays) we're shoplifting! (Guitar plays) V Rock! (Echo)
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    AS. Lazlow XVI - Stupid vulture
    
    LAZLOW: I about had with this stupid vulture! He gets more air time than 
    I do! Who cares about a stupid bird!
    
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    AS. Special Section with Lazlow quitting V Rock
    
    (Note - This is the secret clip on the last track of the Soundtrack CD. 
    This part isn't included in the game, but it explains how Lazlow got a 
    job on Chatterbox in GTAIII.)
    
    LAZLOW: So hey! How did I do? Do I sound ok? Hey! Do, do I look ok? What 
    do you think? I gotta meet this girl later and check this out, she's 
    dating my best friend! Heh! how cool is that? I tell you man, you can't 
    stop me right now! Since I got this gig, I'm a one man-rocking-love-
    machine! Lazlow is unquenchable! I've had so many chicks this month, 
    most of them can't even remember! And I gotta ask for a raise, I need 
    more money if doing this sort of thing in a studio. I'm the star of the 
    show man! All they say to me is "Talk more about the vulture, say the 
    vulture'll peck your eyes out!" screw the vulture man! I'm a about rock 
    n roll! How many chicks did the vulture get last week? I hate that 
    freakin vulture... I'm the star, and they think they can get away with 
    paying me less than the guy who's job I took! I'm Lazlow
    man!  
    
    ...What was that?....Wha-I can't hear you!...Then turn the mic off geez! 
    
    ....Sorry didn't mean to polute your studio!
    
    ....WHAT?! stop talking?!
    
    ...But that's my job!
    
    ...(Lazlow's voice is now heard away from the mic) Oh yea! if I weren't 
    a rocker can I do this? (Glass is shattered) Oh yea! I've trashed hotel 
    rooms! Oh yea I'm whacked on cough syrup man! Ohhh! Watch out for me! 
    Yea ohhh! Ok, I'll leave, I'll leave!... Yea!
    
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    IV. Interesting facts about the station and the music
    
    In the song Bark at the Moon, there are some sounds that don't go with 
    the song on the soundtrack. At the end of the first verse, in the game 
    you can hear Ozzy laughing, but you can't head that on the soundtrack 
    CD. Also, at the beginning of the first bridge, you can hear distortion 
    sounds, and it sounds toned down on the soundtrack, like they tried to 
    get it out, but couldn't because that's the only place in the song where 
    there's a bridge with those lyrics. This whole thing has been a mystery 
    to me.... but I've figured someone at Rockstar tried to change it 
    somehow.
    
    You can find the V Rock station downtown, down the street from Ammu-
    Nation and next to the hospital.
    
    In GTAIII, Lazlow, who hosts Chatterbox, says he has a job there because 
    he got kicked off the rock station, which is explained by the secret 
    track.
    
    When you go into a military helicopter (The Hunter) the radio is always 
    turned to V Rock.
    
    Love Fist apparently made four songs for this game. Fist Till Morning, 
    Down Down Down, Dangerous Bastard, and Fist Fury, but only Fist Furt and 
    Dangerous Bastard is heard in the game.
    
    In the game, Lovefist is portrayed as a Scottish band, with Scottish 
    accents and all. The names of the artists though, have names of Scottish 
    decent, like McHaffie and McDonald, so maybe it all came naturally.
    
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    V.                            Credits
    
    Thanks to Rockstar Games and Rockstar North (DMA Design) for releasing 
    Grand Theft Auto: Vice City. Without you, this wouldn't be possible. 
    
    Thanks to Lazlow, for writing many funny parts of the game, and for 
    bringing our lovable host back in Vice City.
    
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