Madden NFL 2004
All Consoles (2003) (North America)

Lyrics Guide

v0.5 [August 14, 2003]

written by Anthony Charles Ambrose (ACA) <webmaster@timefall.com>

Document İ2003.  All Rights Reserved.  Full legal notice at end.

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                       T A B L E  O F  C O N T E N T S
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Chapter One:        Song List <ID#001>Chapter Two:        Lyrics <ID#002>

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v0.5 [August 14, 2003]
     Lyrics guide has begun.. missing some lyrics.  If you want to contribute 
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-INTRODUCTION-
Welcome to a listing of all the lyrics in Madden NFL 2004.  If you like the
artists in this soundtrack, check out their other work.  Particularly AFI,
Thrice, and Yellowcard... all amazing bands with a solid collection of CDs and
each band puts on an amazing live show; I've been lucky enough to see them all
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Chapter One: Song List                                                 <ID#001>
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Adema - Unstable
AFI - The Leaving Song Pt. II
Alien Ant Farm - These Days 
AM Radio - Taken for a Ride
Avenged Sevenfold - Chapter Four
Blink-182 - Action 
Bone Crusher - Never Scared (Madden Remix)
Bubba Sparxxx - Back in the Mud
Gob - Give Up the Grudge 
Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl
Joe Budden - Pump It Up
Killer Mike - Akshon (Yeah!) (Madden Remix) 
Nappy Roots - Roun' the Globe
Outkast featuring Big Boi - Church
Red Cafe - May I (Madden Remix) 
Serafin - Day by Day
Soil - Pride
The Federation - Mayhem (Madden Remix) 
The Roots - Rock You (Madden Remix)
Thrice - All That's Left
Unloco - Crashing
Yellowcard - Way Away





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Chapter Two: Lyrics                                                    <ID#002>
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Adema - Unstable
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I wanted to know, who you really are
I needed the chance, to stitch up my scars
I'm closer to you, than I was in the start
Come dive right in, and tear me apart

I'm trapped and we can't get along
I thought that I was strong
We are so unstable
And then I'm strung up on your touch
But I won't give you up
We are so unstable

I wanted to learn, about the dark side of you
You bring me down, like a bottle of pills
I hate the way, that you make me feel
I keep coming back, I never get healed

I'm trapped and we can't get along
I thought that I was strong
We are so unstable
And then I'm strung up on your touch
But I won't give you up
We are so unstable

You're so unstable, you're so unstable
We're so unstable, we're so unstable

I'm trapped and we can't get along
I thought that I was strong
We are so unstable
And then I'm strung up on your touch
But I won't give you up
We are so unstable

I'm trapped and we can't get along
I thought that I was strong
We are so unstable
And then I'm strung up on your touch
But I won't give you up
We are so unstable

So unstable, I'm so unstable
So unstable, I'm so unstable


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AFI - The Leaving Song Pt. II
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Don't waste your touch, you won't feel anything
Or were you sent to save me?
I've thought too much, you won't find anything worthy of redeeming

Yo he estado aqui muchas veces antes y regreso to...
[I have been here many times before and I return to...]

Break down and cease all feeling
Burn now what once was breathing
Reach out and you may take my heart away

Imperfect cry and scream in ecstasy
So what befalls the flawless?
Look what I've built (please don't do this)
It shines so beautifully (why won't you look at me?)
Now watch as it destroys me

Y regreso aqui otra vez y comienzo to...
[Return here again...and begin to...]

Break down and cease all feeling
Burn now what once was breathing
Reach out and you may take my heart away

Break down and cease all feeling
Burn now what once was breathing
Reach out and you may take my heart away

I left it all behind and never said good-bye
I left it all behind and never said good-bye
I left it all behind and never said good-bye
I left it all to die

I saw its birth, I watched it grow
I felt it change me
I took the life, I ate it slow
Now it consumes me

Why?

Break down and cease all feeling
Burn now what once was breathing
Reach out and you may take my heart away

Break down and cease all feeling
Burn now what once was breathing
Reach out and you may take my heart away (heart away)


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Alien Ant Farm - These Days
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These times are great
There’s work to do
Would you like to work with me
I’d love to work you
These days are great
And so are you
I think it’s something positive

Hexed in love and friendship
Feeling kin with nothing but hardship
Hexed in love, floating shame
Feeling kin with nothing but hardship
Here’s to love and friendship, here’s to love and friendship

Blessed in shine and luster
Beaming rays to find skin and warm
Shine… rays… to my skin and I’m yours
Here’s to love and friendship, here’s to love and friendship

These times are great
There’s work to do
Would you like to work with me
I’d love to work you
These days are great
And so are you
I think it’s something positive and negative too

We’ll be a real team, we’ll be a real team

I told you


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AM Radio - Taken for a Ride
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Avenged Sevenfold - Chapter Four
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Give me your hand,
Blood is spilt and man will follow
Infernal man, punishment too great to bear

Conceived and born was one of light
Rain and dark, the other born black night

Raise your head and taste the courage
(The one of light)
Fall from grace, unholy night
I've come here to kill you
Won't leave until you've died
Murder born of vengeance
I closed my brothers eyes tonight

Its cold tonight as the clouds turn grey
And from my hands to my brothers grave
You took his side, you took his gift
Feel the power of a fallen man, crestfallen man

Far away in this land I must go
Out of the site of the One
A punishment sent from his hand
A hardship no one should know
Now go out of the site of the One
away in this land you must go

Where has he gone? What have you done?
A voice commands from high above this earth
From the soil I hear his blood cry out to me
Murder, liar, vengeance, deceit


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Blink-182 - Action
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I got no regret right now (I’m feeling it)
The air is so cold and numb (I’m feeling it)
Let me go in her room (I’m feeling it)
I love all the things you do (I’m feeling it)
Show me the way to bed (I’m feeling it)
Show me the way you move (I’m feeling it)
Oh it is such a blur (I’m feeling it)
I love all the things you do (I’m feeling it)

We fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I want to

Where do we go from here
Turn all the lights down now
Smile from ear to ear (I’m feeling it)
Our breathing has got to loud (I’m feeling it)
Show me the bedroom floor (I’m feeling it)
Show me the bathroom mirror (I’m feeling it)
We’re taking this way to slow (I’m feeling it)
Take me away from here (I’m feeling it)

We fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I want to

We fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I want to

This place is never the same again
After you came and went
How can you say you made anything different
To anyone standing alone
On the train with a cigarette
On the first night we met

Looked to the bathroom
Remember a smile
And maybe tonight
I can breath for awhile
I thought I was seen
I think I’d fallen asleep
But then all that I need
I’d always be dreaming of you

We fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I want to

We fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I want to

We fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I want to

We fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I want to

We fell short this time
Your smile fades in the summer
Place your hand in mine
I’ll leave when I want to

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Bone Crusher - Never Scared (Madden Remix)
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Bubba Sparxxx - Back in the Mud
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Gob - Give Up the Grudge
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Dont make me listen to the stupid broken record again
The needle skippin and repeatin' never reaching the end
I know your bitchin and complainin like you got it so tough
We're sick of all your cryin will you ever shut up?

So Keep bleeding your fake blood till no one even see's it
If thats the best you can make up, at least act like you mean it

Give up the grudge, better shut your mouth
Why you gotta judge everbody but yourself
Take a look around, there aint nobody home
I may be a loser, but at least i'm not alone

Your mercedes wont start yeah thats a cryin shame
I guess 90 k a year buys nothing but complaints
The people in my neighborhood think that I'm a threat
While the boss gets richer they get people in debt


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Jet - Are You Gonna Be My Girl
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Joe Budden - Pump It Up
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Pump p p pump pump p p p pump
Pump p p pump pump it up
Pump p p pump pump p pump p pump
Pump p p pump pump it up
Pump p p pump pump it up
We gon do it like (Uuh, uuh, uuh)

Look, pump it up if you came to get it krunk
With a dame and shit that's drunk
You came to get it on, more than 5 O's in your bank
Then get it on, roll up like that stank
And get it on, slank that fitted on
Came to get it on
Hold up she want work that twork that
Then again let me hurt that murk that
Til you gotta hurt back
Can't spit it out, boo you gotta slurp that
Can't cuddle after we done, it wasn't worth that
Joey I'm responsible for bringin Jersey back (And we bad huh)
She at the bar stylin' she throwing it up
She drink a little hypno, throwing it up
But I'm only dealing with freaks that wanna cut
Ma if you agree I want nut
Camcorder, get it played late night on BET Uncut (uhh)

Fellas - do your thing let me do my thang
I mean - do your thing let me do my thang
Shorties - move that thing, mami move that thing
C'mon - move that thing, mami move that thing
Hustlers - do your thing let me do my thang
Please tell the DJ - pump p p pump pump it up!

I see some haters grilling
I see some ladies chilling
I see dat girlie
I been plottin to get
See can hop in the whip
And we can
Pump p p pump pump it up

OK we was leaving we was done
Then she said can my people's come
Here we go I see it don't stop
They wanna ride in something were the rims don't stop
Look baby you fine, but your girlfriends not
And then she wanna hold out getting cute on the phone
I ain't gotta be bothered, be cute on your own
My jump off doesn't run off at the mouth so much
My jump off never ask why I go out so much
My jump off never has me going out of my way
And she don't want nothing on Valentines Day
My jump off don't argue or get rebellious
And she don't mind hanging out wit da fellas
My jump off's not insecure or jealous
(Uuh, uuh, uuh)

Fellas - do your thing let me do my thang
I mean - do your thing let me do my thang
Shorties - move that thing, mami move that thing
C'mon - move that thing, mami move that thing
Hustlers - do your thing let me do my thang
Please tell the DJ - pump p p pump pump it up!

Y'all dudes keep talking bout your ice and all the shine to it
That's alright go cross-world find cubic
Ma wanna fall in love like I'm cupid
Telling me she don't give brain like I'm stupid
You can do anything if you put your mind to it
(Get it)
Think about it the game is bad playa
Ain't it bad playa
Don't worry Joey'll change it back playa
Might of heard me spittin wit Cain and Fab playa
I got the set boards to bring it back playa
Bang and clap playa
Front man no longer playin the back playa
Plain as that playa
808's pumpin bang the track playa
Want my 2nd wind change the rap playa
Jump off 1 man gang I'm back playa
Look, Want you want bump double click pump
Ride, ride swamp dump off homie jump off
All these haters on my (huh) won't jump off
When all the streets need is J J J Jump off
J J Jump J J J J J Jump off
Uuh, uuh, uuh
[thanks to dj_qtee@hotmail.com for these lyrics]


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Killer Mike - Akshon (Yeah!) (Madden Remix)
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Nappy Roots - Roun' the Globe
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The whole damn world is country...
The whole damn world is country...

Yeah...
Aww man, the grass done got green on the other side of the fence
So I hopped my ass over to see if I was convinced
Fast paced city life, but country livin's the sense
Cop me a Caddy say to hell with a Benz
Benz, Benz, twenty inch rims
I can't leave the vertical grill back at the ranch
Got a "Phat" farm with with cows and whole lotta land
Twenty acres

Meanwhile up in the D where they hollowin up dope
And thugs blow weed in the park when the club close
In Mil-waukee the beats it petro
Off in D.C., the streets is ghetto
Let's roll - to Cali where they chief the best 'dro
And drive cars so big you can't reach the pedal
Never had a glass of purple juice for breakfast
Until I took my ass to Houston, Texas, that's country!

The whole damn world is country
Been all around the globe from Monday to Sunday
Y'all the same folk we see in Kentucky (it must mean)
The whole damn world is country
Been all around the globe from Monday to Sunday
Y'all the same folk we see in Kentucky (it must mean)
The whole damn world is country

They was sportin, Jordans and Waltons
Went in for the cage, and winded up staying
In Kentucky it was meth but Miami they was basing
Rap my ass off then I'll see ya at the Bassment
Hit VA, where they do nothing but cook
Carolina, Indiana, Alabama, Savannah
Boston, Denver, and all points between
Tennesse, Florida, ain't nothing love for ya

Now shake it, bounce, sit back and let ya hair blow
Spanish chicas waving, hasta luego
Pearl white drop, weather's bueno
They say opposites attract, I'm a moreno
so clear
my clear
girl, all she wanna do is
Top of the hill, take the breath from her lungs
(Country boys been overseas)
Toppin it off, London, Germany

The whole damn world is country
Been all around the globe from Monday to Sunday
Y'all the same folk we see in Kentucky (it must mean)
The whole damn world is country
Been all around the globe from Monday to Sunday
Y'all the same folk we see in Kentucky (it must mean)
The whole damn world is country

Now shake it, bounce, sit back and let ya hair blow
Ladies make ya hands clap like bueno
Now shake it, bounce, sit back and let ya hair blow
Holla atcha boy, hasta luego...

I'll prolly say a prayer for those that come back
Might could throw somethin on the grill when you come back
Might could take a trip to the 'Ville and then back
We can all get loose on the 'Ports, and of course
Hit Churchill Downs and throw some on a horse
Or we can hit them Saint Claire waters
You ain't seen country till you been through Georgia
God durn, they still got girls with perms (dang)
Big cars, big wheels is the biggest concern

My old Kentucky home, I was
born and raised on catfish and corn, collard greens and fatback
It's country than a mug, don't care where ya stay
Ya got country in ya blood if ya love 'em and that's that
Circled the globe, met the important and paid
Now I know for a fact that...


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Outkast featuring Big Boi - Church
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Red Cafe - May I (Madden Remix)
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Serafin - Day by Day
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Soil - Pride
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The Federation - Mayhem (Madden Remix)
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The Roots - Rock You (Madden Remix)
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Thrice - All That's Left
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One day the dreamers died within us
When all our answers never came
We hid the truth beneath our skin but
Our shadows never looked the same

A ghost is all that's left
Of everything we swore we never would forget
We tried to bleed the sickness
But we drained our hearts instead
We are the dead

And when we couldn't stop the bleeding
We held our hearts over the flame
We couldn't help but call it treason
After that we couldn't fill our frames
After that our shadows never looked the same

In summers past we'd challenge fate
With higher pitch and perfect aim
And standing fast, we'd radiate
A light we loved but never named
But the answers never came
And our shadows never looked the same

A ghost is all that's left
Of everything we swore we never would forget
We tried to bleed the sickness
But we drained our hearts instead
We are the dead
A ghost of everything we thought but never said
We tried to bleed the sickness
But we drained our hearts instead

We are the ones who lost our faith
We dug ourselves an early grave
We are the dead, can we be saved?


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Unloco - Crashing
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Every time that I bleed it's my affection
Every time that I come clean it's my humiliation
And everything that I say, I say to save myself
Everything that I say makes
My world come crashing down
Every time you're near me
I feel I'm crashing down

Every time that I breathe it's to keep you alive
Every time that I see it's to watch you say goodbye
No more words inside my head
To save my ass this time
No more words inside my head
When it all comes crashing down
Every time you're near me
I feel I am crashing down
I feel I am crashing

Every time I breathe I breathe for you
And every time I move I move for you
And ever time I see I see for you
And everything I do has been for you
Every time I breathe I breathe for you
And every time I see I see for you
And everything I do I do for you
And everything I do makes it
All come down

Everytime you're near me
I feel I'm crashing down


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Yellowcard - Way Away
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I think I'm breaking out
I'm going to leave you now
Theres nothing for me here, it's all the same
And even though I know
That everything might go
Go downhill from here, I'm not afraid

Way away away from here I'll be
Way away away so you can see
How it feels to be alone and not believe (Feels to be alone and not believe)
Feels to be alone and not believe anything

You can't stop me now
You can't hold me down
You can't keep me here, I'm on my way
I've made it this far now
And I'm not burning out
No matter what you say, I'm not afraid

Way away away from here I'll be
Way away away so you can see
How it feels to be alone and not believe (Feels to be alone and not believe)
Feels to be alone and not believe anything


Letting out the noise inside of me (Letting out the noise inside of me)
Every window pane is shattering (Every window pane is shattering)
Cutting up my words before I speak (Cutting up my words)
This is how it feels to not believe

Letting out the noise inside of me (Letting out the noise inside of me)
Every window pane is shattering (Every window pane is shattering)
Cutting up my words before I speak (Cutting up my words)
This is how it feels to not believe

Way away away from here I'll be
Way away away so you can see
How it feels to be alone and not believe (feels to be alone and not believe)
Feels to be alone and not believe anything



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I will not answer e-mails about Madden 2004.  However, I will answer all
questions that are posted in my forum, found here:

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Please post your questions there, and I will read them and help you as soon as
possible.  We have over 1500 users on those forums; if I can't help you,
someone else certainly will!

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