============================ SUIKODEN IV BATH SCRIPTS FAQ by Jiruru ============================ Version 1.0, created Jan. 25, 2005 Table of Contents: A. Introduction B. One Person: 1. Hero 2. Katarina C. Two People: 3. Charlemagne, Reinbach 4. Jeane, Viki 5. Lino En Kuldes, Flare 6. Trishtan, Yu 7. Pablo, Warlock 8. Rita, Mizuki 9. Konrad, Eugene 10. Aldo, Ted 11. Shiramine, Ugetsu 12. Gau, Dario 13. Kate, Mizuki 14. Dario, Nalleo 15. Jewel, Paula (requires Jeremy) D. Three People: 16. Chiepoo, Champo, Nalkul 17. Ameria, Maxine, Deborah 18. Mitsuba, Jeremy, Reinhold 19. Helga, Gretchen, Millay 20. Snowe, Tal, Keneth 21. Hervey, Sigurd, Helmut 22. Rita, Noah, Rene (limited time, see in bath description below) E. Credits and Usage Information ---------- A. INTRODUCTION Welcome to my Bath Script FAQ! This has all the scripts of your party members as they bathe in Taisuke's bath. Unfortunately (for some, anyway), they're a lot tamer than the bath scenes in Suikoden III. (Billy and Melville, anyone?) Nonetheless, they're still fun to read. If you don't have Taisuke, you can recruit him once you have escaped from Obel on your own ship HQ. Go to Deserted Island, and enter the cave. Speak to Taisuke and then leave the cave and get his clothes which are just outside. Give the clothes to him, leave the cave, and come back again, and he will join you, and build a bath at the end of the third deck on your boat. (Just a note: If you've recruited Lilin already, you can recruit Lilen by going through that cave a fourth time after getting Taisuke.) ---------- B. ONE MEMBER BATHS ---------- 1. HERO (must be alone) Chiepoo: Ohh! Chiepoo: We sure worked up a good sweat today, meow! Chiepoo: Hey, hey, Hero. Is there anything you want? Like some yummy Mackerel Miso Stew? [Hero Choice: "..." or "I... think I'll pass...", both have the same output.] Chiepoo: Oh... Well, yeah... After all, we are taking a bath right now... Chiepoo: Darn... ---------- 2. KATARINA Katarina: Whew... Katarina: ... Katarina: (Oh, no... Here I am, taking a bath, and my mind's wandering again...) Katarina: Mmm... Katarina: ... Katarina: (Oh, enough already! I must cleanse my mind and spirit, along with my body!) Katarina: ... Katarina: ... Katarina: (All this thinking is tiring me out...) Katarina: *sigh*... ---------- C. TWO MEMBER BATHS ---------- 3. CHARLEMAGNE and REINBACH Charlemagne: Sir Reinbach... Reinbach: What is it, my friend? Charlemagne: Ah, you consider me a friend? Reinbach: Why, of course. Reinbach: However, I was suprised to learn that you are originally from Middleport... Reinbach: Please forgive my rudeness. I never imagined such a person as yourself could exist. Charlemange: Ah, why do you apologise? I am but another citizen. It comes as no surprise that you would not know me. Reinbach: Ahh... Well then, my noble friend... Reinbach: What do you wish to speak to me about? Charlemagne: Well... I was just wondering why you choose to wear your fine hat in the bath... Reinbach: ...!! Charlemagne: P-perhaps it was improper of me to ask... ---------- 4. JEANE and VIKI Viki: Ooh... This feels so good... Jeane: I know... Viki: I... I feel as though... I've seen this all before... Jeane: Oh? What do you mean? Viki: I remember something... We were taking a bath together like this... Viki: Wait... Jeane: What's the matter? Viki: Well... um... it... must have been some crazy dream I had... Huh? Jeane: ... Jeane: Come on, let's get out now. We'll get tipsy if we linger too long in the bath. ---------- 5. LINO EN KULDES and FLARE Lino: Whew... Lino: Ahh! This bath is wonderful! Flare: ... Lino: Now, then... Flare: (Oh, no... Not again...) Lino: Obel's~~~ Shores~~~!! Flare: (I think I'm getting sick...) Lino: Hmm, hmm, hmm~~~ Flare: (This is the worst part...) Lino: Always hm, hmm, hmm~~~ Flare: (He can't even get the words right!) Lino: Hmm, hmm~~~!! Flare: Argh!! For the love of humanity!! Lino: Hmm? What's the matter? Lino: Was I singing too loud? Sorry about that. I couldn't help it! Hahaha! Flare: *sigh* ---------- 6. TRISHTAN and YU (Put Yu in Support position) Trishtan: Dr. Yu... *cough* Yu: Wh-what is it? Trishtan: Oh, nothing... But, um... The medicine you always give me... Yu: Oh... Yu: Y-yes? Wh-what about it? Trishtan: It's quite... Yu: It's quite...? Trishtan: Effective... *cough* Yu: I-I see. Is that so? Trishtan: Without that medicine, I wouldn't be able to get up and move around like this... Yu: I see... Trishtan: Say, Doctor... Have you ever thought about trying to sell that medicine to more people? Trishtan: Imagine all the profits you could reap! *cough* Yu: Haha, tempting... Yu: But I'll pass on the opportunity. ---------- 7. PABLO and WARLOCK Pablo: Sir Warlock! Sir Warlock! Warlock: What is it?! Are you incapable of bathing peacefully? Pablo: S-Sorry... But there was something I just had to ask you... Warlock: Well, since we're both relaxing in this nice bath, I suppose we can chat a bit... Warlock: So what do you want to ask me about? Pablo: It's... about the Rune Cannon, sir... Warlock: No, not that again... Warlock: Good grief. That is the last thing I want to hear about in the bath. Now, I must excuse myself... Pablo: Then, when will you tell me about it? Sir Warlock!! ---------- 8. RITA and MIZUKI Mizuki: ... Rita: Psst... Hey... Hey... Mizuki: ... Rita: Hey, I'm talking to you. Mizuki: There is nothing to talk about. Rita: Sheesh... Mizuki: ... Rita: You know... Mizuki: ... Rita: Miss Kika... That picture on her hip... Mizuki: ... Rita: Doesn't it look like a face? You know, like a bear or something? Mizuki: ... Rita: It's not a dog, I can tell that much... Mizuki: ... Rita: ... Mizuki: (Maybe it's a raccoon dog, perhaps?) ---------- 9. KONRAD and EUGENE Eugene: ... Konrad: What's the matter, lad? You don't seem energetic. Straighten up! You're young. You should be lively! Eugene: I'm... always... like this... Konrad: Hmm, that's not good! You shouldn't be so glum. Listen to me, at this rate... Konrad: Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah... Konrad: And... just like the heart, the body must also flow... and blah-blah-blah... Konrad: And that is... Eugene: ... Konrad: Hey, are you paying attention? Eugene: ... Eugene: I... feel... dizzy... Konrad: ... ---------- 10. ALDO and TED Ted: ... Aldo: ... Aldo: Umm... Did I ever thank you for the other day? Ted: For what? Aldo: The other day... You picked up the arrow I shot, remember? Aldo: I think I forgot to thank you, so... Now's the perfect time. Ted: Oh... that... Ted: I just did that because I thought a perfectly good arrow shouldn't go to waste... That's all. Aldo: But it was awfully sweet of you. Ted: Uhh... I think I'll excuse myself. Aldo: W-Wait! Was it something I said? ---------- 11. SHIRAMINE and UGETSU Ugetsu: Woo!! This feels gooood!! Shiramine: Yes. Ugetsu: Fishing is fun, but... Taking a bath is the next best thing! Shiramine: Yes. Ugetsu: Say... Shiramine? Shiramine: Yes? Ugetsu: Wouldn't it be great if you could take a bath... and fish... all at the same time? Shiramine: Ye...hmm? Ugetsu: Hehe! Ugetsu: I knew you'd like that idea! So look at what I brought! A fishing pole and... Shiramine: Huh? Ugetsu: Fish!! Shiramine: Wha...?! Ugetsu: After all... You can't fish without fish! Shiramine: WHAT?! Ugetsu: There!! Swim free, my fishies!! Shiramine: Whoa!! Ugetsu: All right!! Time to fish!! Don't be shy, Shiramine! Grab a pole and reel one in! Shiramine: S-Stop!! Shiramine: I just felt something slimy... Whoa!! Did something just bite me?! Shiramine: E-Eeeeek! ---------- 12. GAU and DARIO Dario: ... Gau: Uga... Dario: Huh? Gau: U-ga... Dario: ... Dario: Oh... Is that what you've been worring about? Gau: Uga... Uga, uga. Dario: No, no, you're thinking way too much about this! You can't run from the start there. Gau: Uuga... uga... Uga... Ugaga... Dario: Yeah, yeah, from the right. Dario: So I think you'll be ok if you're careful at that point. Gau: Uga... uga... Dario: Hey, see, you get it! Hahahaha! Gau: Uga. [Hero Choice: "..." or "......", both choices end the bath] ---------- 13. KATE and MIZUKI Kate: ... Mizuki: ... Kate: Say, Mizuki... Mizuki: What is it? Kate: What do you think of Akaghi? Mizuki: ...! Mizuki: What's that supposed to mean? I don't get it. Kate: Hah! Yeah, whatever. Kate: Akaghi isn't as aloof as you think... But I'm asking how you feel. Mizuki: ... Mizuki: ... Kate: What's the matter? If you don't want to answer, it's okay. I'm not forcing you to do anything. Mizuki: ... Kate: ... Mizuki: I'm thinking... just give me a moment... Kate: Oh. Mizuki: ... Kate: ... Mizuki: ... Kate: ... Mizuki: ... Kate: Never mind, then! ---------- 14. DARIO and NALLEO (Put Nalleo in Support position) Dario: Ohh!! Nalleo: Ohh. Dario: Humph! Nalleo: Humph. Dario: Ohh!! Nalleo: Ohh. Dario: Nalleo... Nalleo: Yes? What is it, Daddy? Dario: I keep telling you not to imitate every single thing I do!! Nalleo: Yes! I understand, Daddy! Dario: ... Dario: Whew!!!! Nalleo: Whew. ---------- 15. JEWEL and PAULA (Note: Jeremy must be recruited, but not in the party.) Jewel: Ahh... I'm in heaven... Paula: Yes, it truly is relaxing. Jewel: Hey, speaking of which... did you see that one guy? Paula: Which man do you speak of? Jewel: Oh, what was his name again? Jewel: Oh yeah, that Jeremy guy! He's pretty cool, don't you think? Paula: D-Do you think so? Jewel: Man... You'll never change, will you? Paula: I would think that remaining constant is a good thing... Jewel: I guess... Paula: ... Jewel: Hmm... Jewel: Oh! I know! What about that other guy? You know the one who joined recently... ---------- D. THREE MEMBER BATHS ---------- 16. CHIEPOO, CHAMPO, and NALKUL Chiepoo: See, I told you it'd be all right, didn't I? There's no reason to be afraid of the water. Champo: ... Nalkul: ... Chiepoo: This feels so great... Whew... It feels just like paradise, meow... Champo: ...!! Chiepoo: Wh-What's wrong? Nalkul: ...!! Chiepoo: Wh-what?! Champo: *cough* *hack* *cough cough* Nalkul: *gag* Ugh!! Phew... I thought I was gonna die!! Chiepoo: Gee, you two... You don't have to dunk your faces in the water, too! ---------- 17. AMERIA, MAXINE, and DEBORAH (Put Deborah in Support position) Ameria: *sigh*... Maxine: ... Ameria: Say, Maxine? Maxine: Yeah? Ameria: Your skin... It's so beautiful... What's your secret? Maxine: Nothing really... Maxine: You have wonderful skin, too! You have no need to worry. Ameria: Really? Thank you... Ameria: *gasp* Maxine: What is it? Maxine: Eeek! Ameria: (Miss D-Deborah's skin is repelling the water!) Maxine: (Her skin... Oh my!) Deborah: Whew... ---------- 18. MITSUBA, JEREMY, and REINHOLD Mitsuba: Woohoo! Nothing beats a bath after working up a sweat! [At same time: Reinhold: Hmm! Jeremy: Ow... The water stings!!] Mitsuba: Hahaha!! You two are so pitiful. Jeremy: Why you... Mark my words! I'll definitely win next time! Mitsuba: Ahahahahaha! I'll play with you anytime. Hmhmhm... Jeremy: (Say... Why can't someone as good as you win against that little girl?) Reinhold: (Well! Because... Miss Mitsuba is...) Mitsuba: Ahh-choo! Mitsuba: Oh... Have I caught a cold? Mitsuba: Well, you two, I'm getting out now. I'll catch you guys later! Reinhold: Her loincloth... Jeremy: The frills... on her hip, you mean? Mitsuba: Atchoo! Aaatchoo!! ---------- 19. HELGA, GRETCHEN, and MILLAY Helga: Ohhh! Millay: Whew. Gretchen: This bath water stings a little... Helga: Really? Come to think of it... Is this all right? Millay: What are you talking about? Helga: You know! Sir Hero's guard!! Gretchen: Oh!! Helga: If all three of us are here, that means there's no one standing in front of his room! Gretchen: Oh, no! We have to get back! Now! Helga: Let's hurry!! Come on! Millay: Um... Isn't... Sir Hero bathing with us right now? ---------- 20. SNOWE, TAL, and KENETH Tal: Ahh... Keneth: Today's been another tiring day... Snowe: Yeah... Snowe: Whew... Tal: But life sure is weird... Keneth: What do you mean? Tal: Back when we were Knights, we would have never even thought about bathing together with young Master Snowe, right? Snowe: ... Snowe: I suppose so... Keneth: Well... life doesn't always turn out the way we expect. Tal: What about Hero? Tal: Oh, yeah... You weren't living in the dormitory of the Knights, were you? Snowe: ... Tal: It's strange that the four of us are here together like this... Snowe: I... think so, too. Snowe: But... Snowe: I don't think... our current situation is so bad. Keneth: Then we're all okay with this arrangement, right? Snowe: Definitely. ---------- 21. SIGURD, HERVEY, and HELMUT Sigurd: Whew... Hervey: Ah, yes! This will soothe our exhausted bodies! Helmut: ... Hervey: But you know what? That Dario bastard pisses me off! Sigurd: Did something happen? Hervey: Just a while ago, I was eating with him, when all of a sudden that grunt said "Give me that Broiled Fish!" Hervey: How can I not be angry about that?! I swear, he has some nerve!! Helmut: Disgusting. Sigurd: Oh, that's nothing unusual... Calm down. There's no need to get all worked up over that. Hervey: I swear!! Sigurd: ... Sigurd: Oh yeah, that reminds me... Hervey: What? Hervey: Did that idiot do something to you, too? Sigurd: No, the other day... Dario was about to take a bath... Hervey: And? Sigurd: Well, the thing is, he tried to take some food in with him. Sigurd: Mr. Taisuke caught him red-handed. Mr. Taisuke threw a huge fit! Hervey: M-Mr. Taisuke did?! Sigurd: Yeah... The look on his face was priceless... Helmut: Heh... Sigurd: ... Hervey: ... Helmut: N-Nothing... Sigurd: ... Hervey: ... Helmut: Ahem... ---------- 22. RITA, NOAH, and RENE (Put Noah in support position) (Rene must be on the ship, but can't be in party) (WARNING: This scene must be seen before the scene with Akaghi, Mizuki, and Ramada's bird on the deck after retaking Obel. After that scene it is no longer available.) Rene: Oh yeah... Rita: It feels good, doesn't it? Noah: Yeah... Rita: Hey... Rene: What is it? Rita: You know how Mr. Hero has a lot of problems to deal with? Noah: Mr. Hero? Oh yeah... I guess he does... Rita: So, how about we all give him a present? Rene: What? A... present? Noah: Sounds interesting! Count me in! Rene: Th-then, I wanna do it, too! Rita: Really? Hey, let's all work together to brainstorm an idea for a gift. Noah: Hmm... Noah: Any ideas? Rene: Well, let's see... How about... a girlfriend? ---------- E. CREDITS AND USAGE INFORMATION This guide is copyrighted by me, Sally Phoebe Dianne Thomas (Jiruru to you). Although all the info in it is taken directly from the game, please don't steal it, okay? That's just sad. As of now, only GameFAQs.com has permission to host this FAQ. If you want to contact me, email me at email@example.com. I also browse the message boards here non-stop so you'll probably find me there too. I just want to thank GameFAQs for hosting this FAQ, and also I want to thank my friend Drew for getting me addicted to Suikoden again. Good night everyone!